1. Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
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2. Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
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3. Tippytoe, come in.
Are you there?
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4. This is Tippytoe. Over.
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5. Did you receive the souvenir package?
Over.
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6. Package received. Over.
Is it snowing there now, Dad?
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7. I wouldn't know, kiddo,
because I'm in Marrakech.
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8. Whoa!
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9. This is the big one, buddy.
A dream come true.
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10. We have been compromised. Over.
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11. Kiss her for me!
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12. This is Mama Bird.
Over and out.
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13. You, get to sleep.
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14. Guess where I am now, pal. Romania!
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15. Papua New Guinea.
Makes the old Guinea look like nothing.
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16. Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
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17. I can reach now.
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18. Wow! How long have I been gone?
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19. Two months and 17 days.
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20. Well, don't worry, because Samoa
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21. This one is going to be my legacy.
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22. Yeahbsolutely.
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23. Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe.
Over.
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24. Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
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25. Tippytoe to Bald Eagle. Over.
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26. Come in. Are you there?
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27. Hey, kiddo. I'm right on the verge
of something big here.
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28. But I'm not going to make it home
for your birthday.
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29. I'm really sorry,
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30. but opportunities like this
are hard to find, Son.
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31. Opportunities like this
are hard to find, Franklin.
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32. I'm about to bag a rare species
on this little expedition.
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33. Fifteen F.A.R. That's a million absolute.
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34. And a landmark building.
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35. Don't thank me,
just start building a statue.
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36. - Morning, Pippi.
- Mr. Popper.
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37. Contract.
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38. I love the smell of toner in the morning.
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39. That's the pertinent printout.
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40. And the person we are purchasing
the property from is present.
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41. Let's do it.
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42. Mr. Popper for Mr. Gremmins.
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43. And you are?
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44. Pippi Peponopolis.
I'm Mr. Popper's personal assistant.
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45. I process his paperwork
and I procure his periodicals.
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46. She doesn't even know she's doing it.
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47. - Pardon?
- Nothing.
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48. You can go in.
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49. Mr. Popper, sorry to waste your time,
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50. but I've changed my mind.
I'm not going to sell.
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51. I understand.
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52. Second thoughts
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53. They just come later.
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54. It's just that this building
is my last holding and if I sell, then...
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55. Then you're free,
and that's a scary thing.
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56. Hey, I get it.
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57. Doing any sailing this year?
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58. Who has the time?
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59. Yeah. My father sailed
around the world solo.
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60. - Yeah.
- Lucky man.
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61. Yeah, pulled a Hemingway.
Just him and the sea.
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62. You know,
that's always been a dream of mine.
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63. Oh! He had some stories.
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64. Like that storm off the Horn of Africa.
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65. - The Horn of Africa?
- Oh, yeah.
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66. The sea was calm, the sailing smooth.
When, out of nowhere...
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67. Twenty-foot swells,
like a hammer punch to the prow.
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68. Dad was a heck of a sailor,
but he'd never seen waves like this.
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69. Gale force winds
straight from the Devil's nostrils
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71. The salt spray in his face
felt like a thousand needles.
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72. And suddenly, the wind ripped
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73. He was doomed.
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75. - What did he do?
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77. Hoisted the jib,
threaded the needle backwards.
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78. And when he came out the other side...
Oh, my God!
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79. Oh, my God!
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80. - What?
- It can't be. But it is.
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81. What is it?
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82. A blue whale.
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83. Like a gentle giant,
the most majestic creature on Earth.
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87. A rainbow
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88. in the spray of his mighty blowhole.
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89. Oh, well. You will get out there,
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90. someday.
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91. Mmm.
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92. Wait.
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93. Way to go, Popper.
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94. Hey, it's what I do.
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95. Gentlemen, what is the future
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96. A long, slow decline,
getting older and weaker...
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97. till it has that funny smell...
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98. and starts driving around all day
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99. Franklin?
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101. with vim, vigor and Viagratality?
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102. I say we meet the future head-on.
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103. Sexy!
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104. Come on, guys.
It's time to commit.
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105. It's time to go above and Beyoncé,
and put a ring on it.
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106. Beyoncé is a singer, Franklin.
She's a singer.
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107. Named Beyoncé!
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108. Can he hear me?
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109. We had a feeling
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110. We saw the marble slab in your office.
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111. Oops.
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112. Popper, there's no one more qualified
than you to take a seat at this table.
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113. - Don't sit just yet.
- Okay.
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114. There is one more prize
we would like you to get for us.
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115. Name it, fellas.
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116. Plaza Hotel? Empire State Building?
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117. The Pentagon?
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118. Tavern on the Green.
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119. Tavern on the Green?
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120. What's the matter, Popper?
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121. Nothing.
It's just kind of a rundown place.
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122. It's the only privately held real estate
in Central Park.
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123. We can build anything we want on it.
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124. You mean, like,
wipe it off the face of the Earth?
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125. Start over?
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126. Mmm-hmm.
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127. - It would be like it never existed.
- Exactly
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128. But first you have got to get past
Selma Van Gundy.
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129. She has gotten a thousand offers,
turned them all down.
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130. You've got one shot.
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131. You think you can close it?
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132. I'm sorry, have we met?
I'm Thom Popper.
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133. I do deals like this in my sleep.
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134. - Hello?
- Hey, Amanda, we're pulling up.
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135. - Can you make sure the kids are ready?
- Yeah.
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136. Last time it took a while.
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137. - Keep it running.
- Sure thing, Mr. Popper.
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138. Thomas! Greetings.
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139. Greetings, Rick,
and welcome to our planet.
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140. Lately, we've been using the word, "Hi"
or a simple, "Sup?"
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141. How are you?
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142. I'm better now. Thank you.
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143. No, really, Thomas, how are you?
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144. Really, I'm good.
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146. Okay, I will.
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147. Hey, Popper!
I've been working on my power shot.
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148. Let's see what you've got, tough guy.
Come on.
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149. Ooh! Oh!
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150. Nice save.
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151. - Hey, Popper.
- Greetings.
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152. Did you say hi to Rick?
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153. Yeah. Yeah, he hugged me three times.
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154. I felt like an endangered sequoia.
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155. Come on, we have only gone out
a couple of times.
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156. He's a keeper.
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157. There is nothing wrong
with a man who recycles.
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158. I recycle. I turn decrepit old buildings
into shiny new ones.
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159. Did I mention
he's also incredibly handsome?
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160. Really?
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161. Good to see your taste hasn't changed.
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162. And thoughtful. And considerate.
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163. - Where is your sister?
- She's having issues.
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164. You know, Cooper Keegan?
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165. Cooper Keegan.
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166. The love of her life!
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167. Hi! Hey, look who's here.
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168. Who's ready for a big weekend at Dad's?
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169. She says she doesn't want to go
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170. Maybe you should talk to her.
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171. Yeahbsolutely.
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172. What are we looking at?
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173. 95 pounds of C-4 explosives
on a hair trigger.
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174. Make sure you clip
the right wire, otherwise...
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175. Ba-boom!
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176. You're in The Hurt Locker now, Popper.
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177. Do you want to talk about it?
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178. Come on.
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179. What do you do if you like somebody,
but they don't like you back?
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180. Janie,
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you're an independent lady.
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182. You don't even need a man, really.
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183. Look at Martha Stewart.
She's rich and she sleeps with her dogs.
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184. You are so warped!
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185. I don't know why I thought
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186. - Janie...
- This is why I don't want to go.
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187. He cut both wires.
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188. Come on, it's our weekend.
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189. It's going to be fun.
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190. Good talk.
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191. Mr. Popper? Pippi.
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192. I've parlayed with the Tavern people
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to ponder your proposal.
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194. Great. I don't have
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and call me.
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196. No little ones this weekend, Mr. P?
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197. No, Daryl. They don't like me right now.
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198. Well, I like you, sir.
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199. Already working
on the Christmas bonus, huh?
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200. Never start too early.
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201. - Yeahbsolutely.
- You have a good one, Mr. P.
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202. Tommy, it's Reginald. Call me.
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204. So where was he, Reginald?
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205. Antarctica.
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206. Selling ice to the Eskimos?
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207. That's the Arctic.
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208. Whatever.
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209. Your father loved you, Tommy.
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210. That's good to know. Do you want to read?
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211. The last will and testament
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212. "To the good folks
at the Geographic Society,
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213. "I leave my Slovenian zither recordings,
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214. "the Tahoe yurt and the Uzbek yurt,
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215. "as well as the rest
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216. "To my little Tommy,
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217. "I've sent you a souvenir.
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218. "I'm sorry I couldn't deliver
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219. "Bald Eagle, over and out".
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220. Monday! Thank God!
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221. My souvenir.
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222. It's too big for a snow globe,
too small for a yurt.
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223. Oh, wow!
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224. A stuffed penguin,
for the man who has everything.
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225. Thank you, Daddy.
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226. Sergeant Pipper.
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227. Yeah, I know. I'm late.
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228. Van Gundy's at the Tavern already?
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229. Yes, I know how important she is.
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230. Okay. Stall her.
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231. I'll be there in 15 minutes.
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232. I don't know. Tell her I was poisoned
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233. What do I pay you for?
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234. I'll call you back.
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235. It's a live penguin.
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236. He sent me a live penguin.
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237. Hi, live penguin.
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238. As soon as I get home,
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239. See this? Made in Italy. Not for pecking.
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240. Frette towels, also not for penguins.
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241. Other than that, don't touch anything.
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242. Pippi, hang on.
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243. Coming now!
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244. No time for pain.
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245. Mr. Popper. Phew!
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246. Punctuality is a priority
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247. Don't sweat it, Pip.
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251. Right behind me?
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252. Mrs. Van Gundy.
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253. Pleasure to meet you. Thom Popper.
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254. Mr. Popper.
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255. I'm afraid I can only offer you 10 minutes.
You're extremely late.
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256. That's all I need.
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257. This is Tito and Freddy,
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258. - our kitchen staff.
- Hi.
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259. And Klaus, he's our handyman.
And this is our chef, Arnold.
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260. His kind of cooking
never goes out of style.
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261. Do you like kidney pie?
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262. Are you kidding me? I love it.
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263. In fact, I'm a donor.
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264. I filled out the card and...
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265. No, I've never actually had that,
but I would love to try it.
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266. Let's have a seat.
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267. All right, guys.
Back to work.
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in the center of the room.
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269. I want to get a real sense
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270. You have a very unusual name, Mr. Popper.
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271. And I never forget one.
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272. This restaurant has been in my family
for three generations.
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273. My grandmother served coq au vin
for Winston Churchill.
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274. And my father poured champagne
for Fred Astaire.
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275. My mother made a BLT
for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar once.
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276. She said he was
surprisingly down-to-earth,
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how tall he is.
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278. Fascinating.
But I can't sell this place to just anyone.
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279. I mean,
I consider the staff to be family, too.
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280. Nothing is more important
than family to me. Nothing.
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281. Are you married?
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283. Any children?
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284. Two. And we have the most magical
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286. Tell me about your father.
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288. Uh...
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289. What can I say?
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290. A father is a father.
And he was no different.
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291. You were close?
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292. Yes. Well, we're related.
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293. But, Mrs. Van Gundy,
I want to talk about you
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294. and your life beyond all of this.
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295. Picture yourself in a boat on a river.
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297. and kind of a marmalade sky.
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298. I don't do drugs, Mr. Popper.
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299. Let me tell you something.
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300. I could sell this place
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301. to any number of sharp-tongued
snake-oil salesmen like yourself.
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302. But I'm not selling to anyone
until I know what they're worth.
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303. You mean my net worth?
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304. If that's how you interpret it,
that tells me something.
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305. Well, I'm afraid your time is up,
Mr. Popper.
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306. The Tavern is not presently for sale.
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307. I should have gone with Strawberry Fields.
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308. Oh, good.
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309. You sent me a package.
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310. Uh. My name is Popper.
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311. Popper?
You Captain Popper baby?
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312. "Captain?"
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313. Uh...
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314. Yes, I'm Captain Popper baby.
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315. My father, who is apparently your captain,
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316. had you send me a penguin.
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317. You like penguin? Is good, yes?
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318. No, is bad.
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319. Your captain was crazy.
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320. So crazy. I love.
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321. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you had someone.
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322. But listen,
I have to send this penguin back.
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323. What? Hello?
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324. Hello? I have to send the penguin back.
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325. Send penguin?
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326. Yes! Send penguin. Send penguin.
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327. I told you five times,
I have to send the penguin.
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328. Five times. Send penguin. Okay.
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329. Great. And the crate is damaged.
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330. Can you send me another crate
so I can ship this thing?
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331. Hello?
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332. What am I going to do with you, bird?
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333. You!
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334. You are so done.
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335. No. No.
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336. - Hello.
- Sorry, cannot take your phone call.
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337. We will be closing one month
for ice festival!
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338. Hey. Animal Control.
Got a call about a bird.
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339. I am very happy to see you.
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341. Oh. That's the little fella.
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342. - What the...
- Go ahead. He's friendly.
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343. I didn't know it was a penguin, okay?
I'm going to have to check the manual.
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344. It's not in the book.
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345. Can't we just call it a pigeon?
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346. Big, fat pigeon?
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347. I can't touch it if it's not in the manual.
It's a union violation.
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348. Try Fish and Game.
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349. No. You need Marine and Waterfowl.
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350. Sorry, bud. Try NYC Sanitation.
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351. Yeah. I only pick up the dead ones.
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352. This way.
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354. Skedaddle.
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355. Waddle on down the road.
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356. South Pole is that way.
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357. Exit the building, take a right
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358. and keep going.
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361. There you go!
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362. Yes! Bye-bye, birdie.
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363. Hey, Mr. P.
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364. Yeah.
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366. What? What are you talking about?
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367. That's not my penguin.
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368. Oh, really?
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369. Why would I have a penguin?
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370. That could be anybody.
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371. Oh, yeah.
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373. So, the board must have given you
a free pass
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375. That is mighty nice of them.
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377. I can still see him.
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379. If I decided to squint,
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381. Is that you, Mr. P?
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382. The light's going dim.
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383. - Yeah, Pippi.
- Mr. Popper!
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384. Yeah. I'm not coming
into work again today.
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386. What particular pest is the problem?
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387. - It's a penguin.
- A penguin?
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388. Yeah. Starts with "P".
You ought to be able to handle it.
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389. Hey there, Popper.
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390. Kent.
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I'd find someone to share it with, too.
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395. It's not a pet, Kent.
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396. I left the television on.
I'll take care of it.
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397. Digital surround.
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398. It's like a real animal in there...
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400. It's amazing.
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401. Bye, Kent.
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402. The golden eagle is
North America's largest bird of prey.
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these extremely swift creatures...
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406. at speeds of more than 241 kilometers
per hour.
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407. You like that, huh?
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408. Too bad.
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409. I was listening to your commentary,
in The Economist,
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410. reviewing these numbers,
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411. and obviously the job number on Friday
wasn't a bad number.
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412. We've got, what, three months now
averaging about 150,000 jobs...
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413. That's not cute. You're not cute.
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414. I don't know what people see in you.
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415. Yes! Now you're talking.
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No big deal, right?
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418. All right, penguin.
No long goodbyes. Let's go.
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419. Come here.
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420. Gotcha. Game is over. You lose.
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421. Let me just seal you in. No!
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424. That's right. I make the rules.
Because I have the brains.
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426. What the...
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427. It's an infestation.
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428. How did you even get up there?
Your legs are, like, four inches long.
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429. Obviously, a little miscommunication.
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430. All right. Who is hungry?
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431. Come on, you little snow rats.
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432. Ooh! Hey! Gosh, thought you guys
would never get here.
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433. That's great.
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celebration fiesta?
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435. Here we go.
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I'm not quite ready yet.
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while I get Billy's gift all set?
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440. - Janie.
- Not true. Bad translation.
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441. I got the gift,
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442. and it's right in here.
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443. Yeah! A penguin!
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444. No, Billy. I actually...
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445. He's awesome!
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446. Oh! Great.
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447. Hold on.
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448. You got him an actual live penguin?
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449. Uh...
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450. Six penguins?
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451. Yes! Best birthday ever!
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452. That's good counting, Billy.
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453. Do they have names?
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454. Yeah, course.
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455. This one is Captain.
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456. Captain Popper.
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457. And that's Loudy.
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458. Hey! Hey!
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459. And that one's Bitey.
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460. Stinky.
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461. Aw! He loves me.
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462. That's Lovey.
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463. Yeah.
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464. And that's Nimrod.
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465. Let's make a fort.
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466. - Oh! Fort! Cool.
- Go.
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467. Billy, the cushions...
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468. That's a great idea for fort building.
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469. I gotta tell you,
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470. you have officially raised the
birthday present bar to a whole new level.
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471. - I know!
- How did you find them, anyway?
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472. Some sort of, I don't know,
birthday-penguin rental company?
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473. Um...
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474. No. Actually, Thom Sr.
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475. - Your dad?
- Yeah.
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476. Wait. You saw him? How is he?
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477. He passed away.
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478. As in, he's dead?
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479. Yeah. He broke on through
to the other side.
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480. Oh, my God. I'm...
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481. I'm so sorry.
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482. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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483. You're fine.
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484. Fine. I'm good.
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485. And he left me those.
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486. Hey, where're you going? Come back here.
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487. - Got you!
- Hey!
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488. You look great.
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489. - Thanks. I should get the cake in the...
- That's a nice cake.
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490. What?
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491. Oh, my God!
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492. How cute.
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493. It looks like they're nesting.
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494. Finally, you have something in your fridge.
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495. - Yeah?
- Thomas Popper?
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496. Uh-huh.
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497. Nat Jones, New York Zoo.
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498. Flightless Bird Division.
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499. Your assistant called,
the one with the "P" problem.
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500. I'm here for the penguin.
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501. Wow.
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502. She didn't tell me they were Gentoos.
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503. How many do you have?
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504. - Five?
- Six.
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505. Six! Oh, God. Even better.
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506. - What's going on?
- It's nothing.
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507. I'll take care of it.
Hey, save me a piece of that. Mmm!
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508. I've got my team downstairs,
and a fully equipped retrieval van.
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509. Yeah, that's great.
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510. But listen, you can't actually take
the penguins right now.
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511. - What are you talking about?
- Believe me, I'd love to give them to you.
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512. But it's my kid's birthday,
and he's crazy about them.
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513. You know kids.
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514. I don't know kids. I know penguins.
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515. They like ice, snow and fish.
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516. Put them in a New York apartment,
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517. they're gonna get beak rash
and wing mange
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518. faster than you can
blow out your birthday candles.
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519. - Wing mange?
- It's not pretty.
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520. Those animals belong in a zoo.
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521. Hey, I get it.
I just have to take care of the politics.
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522. Mr. Popper, don't postpone the inevitable.
Give me the birds.
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523. Yeahbsolutely. They're yours.
Just not right now.
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524. - I'll call you. Okay.
- Yeah. Soon.
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525. Hey, it's me.
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526. He's got six of them. And they're Gentoos.
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527. Not yet, but I'll get them.
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528. What was that?
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529. What did that man mean,
"I'm here for the penguins"?
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530. Oh, that guy?
He's here for their baths.
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531. He's the bather. Trust me,
you're going to want them bathed.
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532. I just told him
to come back later,
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533. because we're in the middle of a part-ay!
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534. They're mine, right? I can keep them?
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535. You kidding me?
What kind of question is that?
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536. I don't know, Billy.
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537. I'd make him promise if I were you.
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538. Do you promise me, Popper?
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539. Yes.
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540. Say the words.
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541. You don't want to disappoint them.
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542. When did I ever disappoint anybody?
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543. - Father-son picnic.
- My birthday.
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544. Our last anniversary.
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545. I promise.
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546. Can we come over again
tomorrow night?
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547. - Really?
- Please?
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548. Yeah. What about you, Janie? You, too?
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549. Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be too bad.
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550. What do you think, buzz kill?
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551. A night to myself? I think I'll survive.
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552. Thanks, Dad. I'll see you tomorrow.
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553. - It was a nice night.
- Yeah.
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554. - My kids want to come over.
- Who gives a rat's butt?
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555. Fair enough. Have a good one.
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556. People love the sounds of nature.
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557. Helps them sleep.
It's beautiful. It's natural.
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558. Excuse me. Excuse me! Hey!
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559. Yeah. Good.
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560. Now shut up and go to sleep.
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561. Or I'll give you something to honk about.
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562. All right, back off.
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563. Spread out. Seriously.
I'm used to living alone.
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564. No! Expensive.
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565. Oh! Ah!
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566. Hey, that's my remote, Pecky Peckerton.
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567. Huh.
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568. You like that, huh?
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569. He's funny, right? Kind of like a penguin.
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570. Good. That'll loop all day.
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571. - I suppose it's a formal event.
- Precisely.
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572. Popper, where have you been?
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573. Hey, guys.
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574. We talked to Van Gundy's people.
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575. They say she turned you down flat.
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576. Fellas, calm down. Life's too short,
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577. especially for Franklin.
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578. We thought we could trust you with this.
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579. Hey, Taming of the Shrew
is not a one-act play.
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580. You know that she's the chair of
several charitable foundations.
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581. One of those foundations
is having a benefit
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582. at the Guggenheim Saturday.
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583. And Mr. Popper will be present.
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584. I figured it out.
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585. She's looking for somebody
with integrity and character.
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586. Somebody like Jimmy Stewart.
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587. And, doggone it,
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588. that's exactly what I'm going to be.
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589. I'll use my own voice, though.
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590. Although, that was uncanny.
Come on, give it to me.
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591. We expect some results, Popper.
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592. And until we get them, you can keep
your name off my marble slab.
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593. A man your age shouldn't be
talking about marble slabs.
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594. I got this.
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595. Penguins, Pippi. Talk to me.
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596. Per your predicament,
I printed a pertinent page from Wikipedia.
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597. "Gentoo penguins
may periodically imprint
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598. "on a particular person
as if they were a penguin.
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599. "Once imprinted, they remain permanently
proximate to their parental proxy".
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600. Is it actually written that way?
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601. I'm paraphrasing.
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602. They're imprinting, all right.
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603. "Uncanny tracking ability.
Can locate each other at great distance".
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604. - What about keeping them in line?
- Next paragraph.
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605. "Are more docile
when kept at lower temperatures".
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606. Cold enough for you?
Glad you're comfortable. Ow!
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607. Hey! This is a finger, this is a fish.
Learn to tell the difference.
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608. Hey, kids.
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609. It's nice, huh? A little fresh air.
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610. It's not bad if you keep moving.
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611. Captain, Bitey, Stinky!
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612. Penguins need it cold,
otherwise they get wing mange.
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613. Dad, are you okay?
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614. Yeah. Never better.
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615. Let's take the penguins to the park.
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616. Billy, no. What if they run off?
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617. You know, maybe they are
a little cooped-up in here.
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618. Boy! Look at all this space.
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619. Makes you want to spread out and explore.
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620. Get lost for a while.
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621. Flight envy? Really?
That's hilarious.
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622. I hate to break it to you, Captain,
but those are fins.
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623. I think you might be more fish
than fowl.
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624. Hey, Dad, heads-up!
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625. Oh! I see how it's going to be.
All right. Let's see what you got, Billy.
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626. Come on, Janie. Come on.
Let's get a game going.
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627. Thanks, but no thanks.
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628. - Aw! Come on.
- Let's go.
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629. Little Popper over to Big Popper.
Looking for the flick-on.
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630. Pass it. Pass it.
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631. Back to Little... Nimrod blocks it.
Over to Loudy, who dribbles it.
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632. Flagrant flatulation.
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633. Could be a yellow card.
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634. Lovey controls, beaks it over to Billy,
who bends it like Bitey.
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635. Uh-oh. Better pick it up. Come on, Janie.
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636. What are you afraid of?
Can't beat an old man?
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637. "O-M-G, I'm too A-D-D to play with D-A-D.
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638. "Frowny face".
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639. Fine.
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640. All right!
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641. You know,
I heard that girls are the weaker sex.
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642. Didn't you hear that, Billy?
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643. Yeah.
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644. Are you okay?
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645. Sorry, Dad.
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646. It really was an accident.
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647. Yeah, I get it. You both have power shots.
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648. Mr. Popper.
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649. Hey, guess what? I got new contact lenses,
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650. I.E. I can see more now,
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651. I.E...
I can still see your six illegal pets.
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652. Are we cool now, Hawkeye?
Let's go, kids.
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653. Hey, everybody. I found him in the lobby.
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654. Oh, oops.
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655. I figured it was like
that time you lost Janie at Macy's.
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656. You lost me?
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657. You were never lost.
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658. I simply failed to maintain visual contact.
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659. It was less than an hour.
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660. They are liking it here.
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661. - Do you want to keep them overnight?
- Really?
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662. - Yeah.
- Cool.
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663. And Rick and I are celebrating.
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664. - You got the grant.
- Yes.
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665. Wow. I'm really happy for you.
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666. Thank you.
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667. You know, I was planning on having them
stay at Mom's when we're in Ghana.
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668. You're actually going to Ghana, then.
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669. Just for three weeks.
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670. Maybe they could spend
a few nights with you.
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671. Hey, kids. Do you want
to stay the night with your dad?
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672. - Yeah.
- Sweet.
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673. - Okay.
- All right.
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674. - Good night.
- Good night, Mom.
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675. Good night, Mommy.
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676. Good night.
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677. You, too, Loudy.
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678. - Bye.
- Bye.
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679. You like Mom.
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680. I do not.
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681. I mean, I like her.
I don't know if she likes me.
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682. Does she talk about me?
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683. You're acting weird.
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684. Look, this is my favorite part, right here.
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685. Mr. Popper, I purchased
the special champagne per your request.
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686. Good. Everything needs to be clockwork
at the Guggenheim.
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687. This could be our last chance
with Van Gundy.
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688. And should I be procuring a babysitter?
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689. Yeahbsolutely.
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690. So we're talking standard hours.
A little light housekeeping.
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691. And you might want to do that coat up,
you'll catch your death in there.
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692. But as far as the...
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693. When you're taking care of...
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694. Just plunk them in front of the TV.
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695. - Perfect.
- Yeah.
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696. So, should we meet the kids?
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697. Sure. Yeah. Come on over.
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698. Here they are.
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699. So you will be home by 10:00?
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700. At the latest.
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701. Just keep the Chaplin movies going,
they'll zone right out.
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702. Hello, Mr. Popper.
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703. How are they doing?
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704. You are worried like a new mother.
It is adorable.
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705. Yeah, I know. Okay, turning my phone off.
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706. Okay. Good night.
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707. I'm hearing shrieking, cackling
and trumpeting sounds
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708. coming from that apartment.
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709. Now, either Mr. Popper
is hanging out with my mother,
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710. or I'm losing my mind.
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711. No, you're definitely...
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712. I am telling you
that man is up to something.
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713. I hear the pitter-patter of floppy feet
coming from inside that apartment.
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714. I feel like I can hear them now.
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715. Sorry, Kent.
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716. As far as I'm concerned,
Mr. Popper is an ideal tenant.
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717. Bubbly. Where is the target?
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718. Up there,
proximate to the Pissarro painting.
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719. You look pretty.
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720. - So, she never did see the flowers...
- Mrs. Van Gundy...
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721. What a pleasant surprise.
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722. Mr. Popper. I wish I could say the same.
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723. You're dry. I like that. Oh, please.
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724. Mrs. Van Gundy only drinks Krug.
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725. Oh, yeah!
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726. May I?
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727. 1992? It's a ghastly vintage.
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728. I'll take the free stuff.
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729. - Selma!
- Oh, Terrence.
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730. Congratulations, Selma.
Everything is impeccable.
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731. Oh, thank you.
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732. "1992. Ghastly vintage".
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733. "I'll take the free stuff".
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734. "Terrence!"
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735. Stay in the game.
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736. Mmm. I bet there's a giant
sentence somewhere,
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737. looking for an ending.
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738. Mr. Popper, if you're trying to convince me
to sell you the Tavern,
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739. I'm afraid you're wasting your time.
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740. Let's not talk about the Tavern,
because that's not why I'm here.
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741. Mrs. Van Gundy,
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742. you want to know what I'm worth.
I get that.
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743. Mr. Popper, this is the
premier cultural event of the season.
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744. I've organized this evening very precisely
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745. and I can't have anything disrupting it,
especially you.
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746. Now, one might think
you would have realized that by now.
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747. Wow! What a beautiful piece of music
they're playing down there.
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748. May I have this dance, down there?
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749. You're tenacious, Popper.
I'll give you that.
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750. I hope you can keep up with me.
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751. Yeah, well, let's hurry. We're missing it.
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752. - Here you go.
- Thank you.
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753. - Are those penguins?
- Hmm. Must be part of the exhibit.
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754. What is that noise?
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755. - Popper!
- It's nothing. Stay focused.
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756. Get it off me!
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757. Who is responsible for this?
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758. My money is on her.
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759. Is this some kind
of environmentalist protest?
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760. This is disgraceful!
Don't lie to me.
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761. Huh?
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762. I don't like you,
I don't need you,
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763. I don't want you in my life!
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764. Come on.
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765. This guy is a complete amateur.
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766. I just got to pick my moment,
then make my move.
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767. Pippi,
the Guggenheim was a fiasco.
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768. Get me another meeting with Van Gundy.
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769. Pronto.
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770. I was going to say that.
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771. Hey, Dad, come play hide and seek.
Captain's "it".
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772. I'm still not speaking to them.
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773. What? What happened?
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774. Nothing. I'm fine. Billy, it's time to go.
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775. - Janie, what happened?
- I said I'm fine.
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776. Hey, I know I kind of blew it before,
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777. but I'm actually pretty good
at giving advice.
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778. Mom is here. We've got to go.
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779. Janie, come on. I want to help.
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780. Really? Fine. Here it is.
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781. Madison broke up with Cooper Keegan
to go out with Brandon Yee.
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782. - Brandy.
- So Cooper texted Brittany to see
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783. if I was going to the Snowball Dance.
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784. And she is all, "No, she's not going,"
so now I look all desperate and dumb.
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785. So, great, right?
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786. Cooper is gonna ask me
to the Snowball Dance, but he never calls.
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787. And now Brittany's telling everybody that
Madison kissed him in the third period.
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788. But then I hear
that Brittany likes him, too,
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789. so I don't know what to think!
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790. So there it is. What do you got, Dad?
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791. Well, who is Brittany again?
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792. Brittany is Madison's BFF.
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793. Madison's Big Fat Friend. Got it.
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794. Janie! Hold on, hold on. Janie.
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795. Look, sweetheart.
Maybe this just wasn't meant to be.
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796. Don't waste your tears.
There's going to be a lot of other guys.
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797. I mean, you're going to go through this
over and over.
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798. By the time you're my age,
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799. you're not even going to remember
Keaven Coover.
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800. Coover Keeven?
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801. Kee... Coover...
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802. Keiver Coover?
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803. So just forget about it and move on?
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804. Exactly.
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805. Great, thanks. I feel much better.
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806. It's good advice.
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807. You know what,
maybe she doesn't want advice.
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808. Maybe she just wants you
to be her dad and listen.
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809. But what if my advice is amazing?
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810. Good night, Popper.
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811. It's a shame to waste it.
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812. Madison kissed Keeper Coogan.
No, Cooper. Cooper!
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813. Kissed Cooper...
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814. What? I can't get 30 seconds
of privacy around here?
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815. What do you want? Fish? Chaplin?
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816. I'm not supposed to guess,
I'm just supposed to listen.
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817. All right, I'm listening.
Come on, smart guy, what is it?
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818. What do you wonk?
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819. Not fair.
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820. Come on.
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821. Did I do that? Hey!
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822. Is that what you were trying to tell me?
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823. Hey, anybody else want to try? Come on.
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824. You look full. Open the bomb bay doors!
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825. Whoa!
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826. That is some good...
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827. Stay! Stay!
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828. Or come.
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829. Dear Lord, thank you for
the food we are about to eat.
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830. Please use your mighty power
to stop the melting of the polar ice caps.
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831. Amen.
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832. Could you pass the salt? I'll get it.
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833. Hey, kids. Check this out.
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834. Everybody ready?
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835. And, shuffle, ball, step.
Shuffle, ball, lunge.
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836. Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change.
Step, ball, change.
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837. Word!
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838. And the Tony goes to Mamma Mia!
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839. Because somebody didn't show up
for rehearsals.
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840. Not mentioning names.
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841. Nimrod.
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842. That's awesome.
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843. - Pretty cool, huh?
- Yeah.
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844. Good job, you guys.
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845. Whatever it is, I'm here for you, sweetie.
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846. Relax, it's no big deal.
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847. But Cooper Keegan just asked me
to the Snowball Dance.
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848. Cooper Keegan!
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849. Oh, my gosh. I need a dress.
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850. OMG. LGB1.
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851. - What?
- Oh, my God. Let's go buy one.
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852. You mean you?
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853. Yeahbsolutely.
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854. Okay.
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855. Dad, I look terrible in all of these.
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856. Well, I would love to see one of them.
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857. I tell you what,
whatever you've got on right now,
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858. just bring it on out to the viewing area
so we can view it.
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859. Fine.
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860. Wow. You actually look beautiful.
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861. Yeah, right.
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862. Dad?
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863. You're an angel.
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864. Shut up.
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865. I made that.
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866. What?
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867. I'll tell you about it later.
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868. - Hi, birds.
- Hi, birds.
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869. Let me get you a snack.
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870. OMG.
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871. Dad!
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872. No.
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873. No!
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874. Lovey.
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875. Eggs?
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876. So, baby penguins?
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877. Baby penguins!
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878. Or a three-penguin omelet.
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879. - Dad!
- Mmm!
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880. - Amanda.
- Hello?
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881. You got to come over.
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882. - Hey.
- Oh. You brought Rick.
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883. Yeah, we were on a date. Be nice.
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884. Hey. Wow. Greetings, little friend.
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885. Hey. What's your name?
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886. Ow!
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887. Rick, Bitey. Bitey, Rick.
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888. Who's this fella?
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889. Stinky.
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890. - That's his way of saying "Greetings".
- Yeah.
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891. Hey, you know what?
I'll meet you in the car.
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892. Come on, you got to see this. Come on.
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893. What... What am I looking at? What...
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894. Just a miracle, that's all.
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895. - Hold on, is that...
- Eggs. Three of them.
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896. - Wow.
- Yeah.
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897. Amazing.
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898. Hey, look who is a new dad again. Huh?
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899. It's really kind of cool.
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900. They use those stones to make their nest.
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901. Really?
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902. Nimrod hasn't quite figured it out yet.
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903. Yeah, but look. He's so attentive.
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904. They have to separate
for long periods of time
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905. just to find fish.
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906. It must be kind of hard on them. Huh?
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907. They always get back together, though.
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908. That's nice.
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909. It's natural.
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910. Mom, Dad wants to know
if you'll have dinner with him.
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911. - What?
- Billy, I don't know if that's...
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912. Mom, just do it.
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913. What do you think of this shirt?
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914. Does it make me look pale?
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915. I know they are.
It's a little cold in here.
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916. How dare you?
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917. Nice. You were going to let me
go out like that. Some friend you are.
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918. I got a reservation at Jean-Georges,
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919. which is almost impossible
unless you're dating The Donald.
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920. Which I am not willing to do.
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921. Are you guys going to be okay?
Not that I don't trust you.
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922. I just worry, that's all.
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923. Pipperoni.
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924. Mr. Popper,
Van Gundy phoned...
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925. requesting your presence
at the property in the park.
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926. - Now?
- Please be punctual.
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927. Okay, tell her I'll be there.
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928. I guess I'll kill two birds
with one stone.
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929. It's a metaphor.
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930. Uh...
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931. Yeah, we'd prefer to sit over here. Yeah.
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932. Thank you.
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933. Oh, thanks.
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934. Are you looking for someone?
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935. No. Just taking in
the ambience of the room.
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936. It hasn't changed in 30 years.
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937. It's got sort of a decaying charm.
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938. - Okay, what is it with that table?
- What?
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939. You look like you've seen a ghost.
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940. No, I'm fine.
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941. Thom, it's me.
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942. My dad used to bring me here
whenever he was home.
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943. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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944. That was our table.
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945. He used to give me these souvenirs
he'd bring
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946. from his incredible adventures on the road.
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947. It was about the only time
I ever got to see him.
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948. Thanks, Dad.
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949. It's actually a good memory.
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950. Sometimes they're the worst.
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951. We were married for 15 years,
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952. and you have never told me that.
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953. You are a complicated man, Mr. Popper.
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954. I don't know.
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955. I think this old place has still got it.
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956. Where are we going?
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957. That's for me to know
and you to find adorable.
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958. Oh, really?
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959. Yes.
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960. Right, left.
Right, left. Right.
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961. Well, we're out of the medals.
But we had a good time.
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962. Nice trick.
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963. I can't believe we're doing this.
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964. I brought a girl here
once, a long time ago.
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965. It was closed,
so we broke in and stole skates.
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966. She sounds amazing.
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967. I thought so.
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968. Then she got on the ice,
and she was kind of a clutz.
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969. I think she was just trying to impress you.
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970. You remember the boathouse?
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971. Oh, the boathouse.
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972. - Yeah, it was surprisingly warm in there.
- Yes, it was.
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973. - Yeah.
- Yep.
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974. - Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm.
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975. I don't know what happened there.
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976. I think we just hit a rough patch.
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977. I'll race you.
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978. That's good, you got it.
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979. Want some more? Want some more?
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980. - You let him in?
- He had a badge.
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981. - A badge from the zoo.
- Look at this.
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982. Hey! Step away from the penguins.
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983. These birds have eggs, Mr. Popper.
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984. They need a full veterinary workup.
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985. Yeah? Well, if I get worked up,
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986. you're going to need a workup of your face.
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987. Really?
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988. You've got some interesting ideas
about animal care, Mr. Popper.
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989. You stick them in front of the TV?
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990. Yeah. Chaplin. A classic.
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991. You've got one nesting
in the produce bin of your refrigerator.
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992. Just shows what you know.
That's a cheese drawer.
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993. Fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce?
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994. Is this your idea of a healthy animal diet?
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995. Ooh! Evidence! Call CSI.
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996. You planted this.
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997. You have no idea
what you're doing with these birds.
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998. Like you're some kind of penguin expert.
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999. I am a penguin expert.
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1000. Yeah, but... Yeah, okay.
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1001. It's time for me to take these birds
and put them in a proper home.
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1002. You aren't giving them what they need.
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1003. I am giving them exactly what they need.
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1004. What? What are you giving them?
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1005. I am giving them love.
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1006. Love?
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1007. Well, it sounds weird
when you make me say it.
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1008. These aren't children, Mr. Popper.
They're animals.
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1009. They need food. They need snow.
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1010. And every once in a while,
one of them needs to be eaten by a whale.
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1011. You want to know who they love?
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1012. I'll tell you who they love.
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1013. Whoever is holding the fish.
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1014. Traitors.
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1015. Wake up, Popper.
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1016. These penguins can only survive
in the zoo or Antarctica.
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1017. So, sooner or later,
I will take these penguins.
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1018. Omega-3s, Pip.
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1019. Penguins are way ahead of us on this.
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1020. Mr. Popper, I'm perplexed.
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1021. How does this pertain
to the Van Gundy problem?
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1022. Van Gundy? Lots of that. Lots of that.
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1023. Please tell me you have a plan.
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1024. I always have a plan, Pippi.
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1025. They're fresh.
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1026. Oh, really? Why do I smell bleach?
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1027. Mr. Popper,
we're being pressed for progress.
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1028. Perhaps I could pamper the penguins
for you.
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1029. You need to procure your promotion.
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1030. No, Pippi.
What we need is squid, and plenty of them.
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1031. The weather outside is frightful
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1032. The fire is so delightful
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1033. Since there's no place to go
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1034. Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
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1035. Oh! Good morning, kids.
Babies on the way.
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1036. Got to get ready.
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1037. Young Gentoos need an ice shelf
at 28 degrees. A little powder on top.
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1038. That's right. I'm kind of a penguin expert.
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1039. Hey, not in the house, young lady.
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1040. Besides, when you pack this stuff down,
you could really hurt somebody.
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1041. Come on, let's get him, Billy!
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1042. You're begging for it.
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1043. Here, hold on.
Look how much can go in this hat!
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1044. Look how much can go in this hat!
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1045. Uh-oh!
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1046. Grab a pen, Popper.
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1047. I'm going to hook you up with the number
of a very good moving company.
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1048. Ow!
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1049. - Hey.
- Wow.
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1050. I think I hear your mama calling.
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1051. Kent! Kent!
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1052. You're only delaying the
inevitable, Popper.
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1053. I'll be telling the board about this.
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1054. Kids, wake up.
You don't want to miss this.
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1055. What are we doing?
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1056. Wow. Cool.
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1057. Here it comes.
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1058. - It's coming.
- Look at that.
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1059. - Dad, look.
- Yeah.
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1060. - Holy cow, another one.
- Look, look, look.
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1061. It's another one.
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1062. Reminds me of you guys.
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1063. Rangers on a breakaway!
They're out in the open ice.
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1064. Crosby! There's nothing but daylight!
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1065. - No way.
- Can Crosby back-check? Back-check!
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1066. - Oh! Sorry.
- Hey, Dad.
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1067. - I got your number, okay?
- Ooh! I'm so scared.
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1068. Mom.
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1069. The place is coming together, huh?
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1070. Or apart.
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1071. Captain's still waiting to be a dad, huh?
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1072. Mom. Yeah, that's right.
A woman can be a captain.
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1073. We don't tolerate gender
bias in this house.
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1074. - Really?
- Cross-checking is okay, though.
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1075. - Five minutes for fighting.
- Oh, man.
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1076. You promise to call me when it hatches.
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1077. Promise. Any day now.
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1078. Don't worry, Captain.
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1079. The little fella is just taking his time.
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1080. And I bet he'll be a great flyer.
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1081. You're falling asleep.
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1082. No, I'm not.
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1083. Hmm. It must be me.
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1084. You really should go to bed.
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1085. Uh-uh.
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1086. I'm not leaving him. He's a Popper.
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1087. Good night.
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1088. Oh! Hey, guys.
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1089. We've left seven messages.
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1090. You look terrible, Popper.
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1091. We haven't heard anything
about the Tavern.
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1092. - What have you been doing?
- Uh. Well... Um...
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1093. I'm sure Pippi told you,
I've been kind of fighting a cold.
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1094. Pneumonia.
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1095. Move!
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1096. What the...
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1097. If I'd have known you guys were
coming, I'd have cleaned this place up,
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1098. fired up the old Zamboni.
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1099. The maid comes on Wednesdays.
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1100. He's gone insane.
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1101. I've seen this before.
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1102. This is exactly what happened
with Howard Hughes.
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1103. Because you're old.
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1104. Popper.
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1105. The Tavern?
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1106. Oh! The Tavern.
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1107. The Tavern is an interesting project.
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1108. I have lots of ideas about the Tavern.
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1109. For God's sakes, man!
Pull yourself together.
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1110. Your house is full of penguins.
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1111. I know. I know.
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1112. I know how it looks.
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1113. But it's just one more egg.
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1114. And as soon as it hatches, I'm there.
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1115. Franklin, how long have I worked for you?
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1116. You know how many soccer games
I've skipped?
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1117. And dance recitals?
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1118. What are we doing this for, anyway?
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1119. There are just some things
you can't afford to miss.
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1120. It's too late, we've lost him.
Popper, you're fired.
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1121. Okay.
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1122. Best of luck
in your future endeavors, Popper.
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1123. Appreciate it.
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1124. Hatch, hatch, hatch, hatch!
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1125. Hatch, hatch, hatch!
Hatch, hatch, hatch!
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1126. Okay, it's going to happen.
I feel it. It's happening.
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1127. It's happening right now.
It's happening right now.
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1128. I'm going to give it the touch.
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1129. Total belief. Total faith.
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1130. Come on.
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1131. Wow.
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1132. Mmm.
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1133. I tried to warn you, Mr. Popper.
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1134. You're just not equipped for this.
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1135. Maybe you should let me
take care of them for a while.
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1136. What if the Statue of Liberty
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1137. had a friend?
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1138. Okay, people!
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1139. No more loafing around.
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1140. What's the matter, folks?
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1141. You've never seen a zombie before?
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1142. That's right, it's the Dawn of the Dead.
I'm eating brains and taking names.
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1143. Marshall, get Zoning on the phone,
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1144. I want to know
how soon we can break ground.
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1145. Remind them of our donation
to the Mayor's re-election fund.
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1146. Boy, I never get tired
of looking at New York from here.
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1147. I love what you've done with the place.
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1148. Popper, what are you doing here?
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1149. I'm on a mission of mercy, Franklin.
I decided to take you back.
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1150. You're taking us back? We fired you.
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1151. All is forgiven then, don't worry about it.
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1152. Let me bring you up to speed.
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1153. I've been playing hardball with Van Gundy.
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1154. I told her kids
we were offering $100 million.
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1155. I suggested they make her life difficult
until she accepts,
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1156. so they've all moved back home.
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1157. Mrs. Van Gundy has planned
a press conference for tomorrow.
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1158. She wants us all present.
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1159. If you'll excuse us,
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1160. we have to unpack.
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1161. Popper's back!
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1162. Oh, hey, guys!
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1163. - Hey, Dad.
- Hi.
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1164. Hey, how are you feeling?
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1165. Yeah, Dad, are you okay?
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1166. Yeah, I'm fine.
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1167. Before you go in there,
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1168. I think I should tell you,
there has been a couple of changes.
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1169. Where are they?
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1170. They're okay, they're fine.
They're at the zoo.
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1171. And you know what?
It's really the best place for them.
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1172. They're probably in an icy pool right now.
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1173. All the fish they can eat.
Full-time penguin masseuse.
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1174. The whole thing's being narrated
by Morgan Freeman.
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1175. You sent them away to some cage?
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1176. Billy, they're birds.
They don't feel things the way we do.
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1177. - Thom, I don't think...
- Don't bother, Mom.
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1178. Come on, guys.
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1179. We had fun,
but it's time to get back to reality.
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1180. We got soccer.
We got the Snowball Dance.
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1181. I'm not going
to the stupid Snowball Dance.
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1182. Cooper Keegan asked somebody else.
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1183. Janie,
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1184. sometimes boys are gonna disappoint you.
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1185. I'm not disappointed in him.
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1186. Janie!
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1187. What was I supposed to do?
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1188. How about feel something?
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1189. Please.
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1190. I feel great.
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1191. I saw you with that egg. I saw you!
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1192. That wasn't me.
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1193. That was a dream
where people live with penguins.
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1194. And their kids love them.
And all the eggs hatch.
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1195. So wake up!
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1196. Wow.
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1197. I think I just did.
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1198. And Rick wanted to extend the Ghana trip,
turn it into a vacation.
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1199. Are you okay with that, Popper?
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1200. Yeahbsolutely.
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1201. Pipsi-Cola.
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1202. Mr. Popper, we're pulling up presently.
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1203. Okay.
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1204. Come on.
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1205. My dearest Tommy,
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1206. in all my travels...
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1207. I've never encountered
a creature quite so wise as this.
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1208. You see, once it loves you,
it never leaves your side.
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1209. I'm sorry, Son, that it took me so long
to learn that lesson.
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1210. But I hope there's still time for you.
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1211. Give your little ones a hug from Grandpa.
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1212. And hold them as close as you can
for as long as you can.
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1213. Bald Eagle, over and out.
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1214. All right, everybody in. Let's go.
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1215. We don't want to go
to your stupid press conference.
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1216. - We're not going to the press conference.
- Pardon?
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1217. - Driver, take us to the zoo.
- What?
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1218. We're getting our penguins back.
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1219. - Yes!
- Yes!
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1220. Mr. Popper,
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1221. late as usual.
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1222. Call him.
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1223. Who?
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1224. Cooper-freaking-Keegan.
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1225. But, Dad...
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1226. Sweetie, you've got to put
your heart out there.
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1227. And it might get broken,
but that's how you know you have one.
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1228. Call him.
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1229. Dad, I don't even really like him any more.
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1230. I just got the name down.
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1231. But thanks.
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1232. - Call her.
- Who?
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1233. Mom-freaking-Mom.
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1234. I don't really like her any more.
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1235. I'm kidding. Give me that.
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1236. Hold on. Sorry.
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1237. Hey, Janie. What's up?
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1238. Amanda, hi. Look,
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1239. I know this is a total Hail Mary,
but please don't go to Ghana.
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1240. Thom, are you kidding me right now?
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1241. If you go there with him,
then it becomes a relationship, and...
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1242. I'm not asking for you
to just jump right back in with me.
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1243. I just want one more date.
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1244. Just stay
and go on one more date with me.
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1245. Please.
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1246. Long pauses are good, right?
It means she's thinking.
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1247. Where are you going to take me
this time, Popper?
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1248. Another landmark
you're planning to tear down?
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1249. No.
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1250. The kids and I are going
to visit some old friends.
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1251. Two children, one adult.
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1252. Make that two adults.
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1253. Mom! Yes!
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1254. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
It's just a second date.
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1255. And it better be a good one.
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1256. Yeah, absolutely.
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1257. Okay, here we go.
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1258. Okay, guys, we're here to get you
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1259. out.
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1260. They're not here.
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1261. These aren't our guys.
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1262. No, they're not.
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1263. - Where are my penguins?
- I'm going to call you back.
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1264. Mr. Popper, they're not your penguins.
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1265. Don't give us the runaround, slick.
Why aren't they out there?
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1266. Because we already have penguins.
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1267. What we don't have is an emu.
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1268. Or a Komodo dragon.
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1269. Or a Bengal tiger.
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1270. - What are you talking about?
- Trading, Mr. Popper.
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1271. Zoos do it all the time.
Same as sports teams.
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1272. How do you think the Yankees won
27 championships?
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1273. It sure wasn't their farm system.
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1274. Where are you sending them?
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1275. Three to Washington, three to Tokyo.
And the two chicks are going to Dubai.
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1276. But you can't split them up.
They're a family.
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1277. God's sake! They're just birds.
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1278. Just birds?
And what about the American eagle?
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1279. - Is that just a bird?
- Yes.
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1280. Okay, what about...
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1281. Big Bird is a Muppet.
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1282. Look, can they just see them?
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1283. My family is torn up about it.
My kids are distraught. Right, Billy?
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1284. Please, sir, can we just say goodbye?
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1285. - No.
- Children,
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1286. this is what a liar looks like.
Take a mental picture.
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1287. Look, Popper,
I couldn't even if I wanted to.
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1288. They're already gone.
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1289. - Loudy!
- Loudy!
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1290. You are a liar.
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1291. Popper! Popper!
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1292. - There you are!
- Guys!
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1293. Get back in there. Ow!
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1294. Bitey! Good job.
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1295. Mr. Popper,
those penguins are going back in the tank.
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1296. No, they're not.
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1297. What do we have here?
Anybody want some fish?
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1298. That's right. Come on in.
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1299. Come on, come on, come on. Hey!
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1300. Not this time.
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1301. Do you have some kind of a plan?
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1302. I'm sorry, have we met?
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1303. Come on.
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1304. Let me out!
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1305. - What took you so long?
- Sorry, sir.
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1306. Sir, what do the suspects look like?
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1307. Hmm, uh, let me think.
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1308. They're the ones with the eight penguins.
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1309. Now seal all the exits!
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1310. You guys have the babies, right?
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1311. Yeah, Mom, we got them.
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1312. Excuse us!
Avian infectious disease containment!
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1313. - Antarctic bird flu!
- Very bad!
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1314. - Diarrhea! Vomiting!
- Vomiting! Diarrhea!
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1315. You might want to hold your breath.
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1316. Thank you for your co-operation.
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1317. This way.
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1318. - Oh, no!
- Or that way.
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1319. Come on, guys.
Follow me. Follow me.
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1320. Okay, try to act normal.
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1321. Go! Go!
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1322. I'll get him on this side. This way!
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1323. Get him! Don't let him in the elevator.
He's heading to the roof.
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1324. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Sorry, ma'am, you can't take this exit.
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1325. No, not this way.
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1326. It's the north side exit,
you can't go this way.
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1327. Thank you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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1328. Hey, miss? Miss!
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1329. All right.
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1330. Nice and neat formation.
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1331. Okay, stay in formation.
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1332. Remain calm.
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1333. - What happened?
- I was pricked by a porcupine.
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1334. - Where were you pricked?
- In my posterior!
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1335. I don't know where that is.
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1336. There's the limo. Just stay in formation.
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1337. I'm at the rear door,
he's not there!
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1338. - Hey!
- Break formation!
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1339. - Popper!
- Break formation!
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1340. Halt!
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1341. Ha-ha! You lose, slave trader!
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1342. I don't think so, Popper.
Aren't you forgetting something?
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1343. No, I don't think I'm forgetting something.
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1344. Thom, we forgot to do a head count.
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1345. Okay, one thing I forgot.
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1346. We got him on the roof!
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1347. Captain!
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1348. Captain! No!
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1349. She's doing it.
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1350. Captain is flying!
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1351. Whoa!
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1352. Can you believe that?
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1353. Why are you hitting yourself? Huh?
Why are you hitting yourself?
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1354. That's not attractive
for a zoo official. Huh?
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1355. I'll tell you what.
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1356. Now you're trapped like an animal.
It's ironic.
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1357. Hey! Don't...
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1358. Come back here!
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1359. Did you see that?
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1360. - Pretty good date so far.
- We're just getting started.
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1361. Driver, Tavern on the Green.
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1362. Hold on, boss. Hold on, I got it.
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1363. Hey, hey! Stop!
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1364. There have been
a lot of rumors floating around lately,
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1365. and I'm here to clear them up.
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1366. I have always said
that I would only sell the Tavern...
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1367. if I found the right person.
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1368. And that's why I'm here to announce...
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1369. Wait!
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1370. Don't
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1371. do...
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1372. it!
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1373. Did you like that? The slow motion effect.
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1374. I just wanted to get your attention.
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1375. Mrs. Van Gundy, you can't sell this place.
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1376. - I know.
- If you sell it to me,
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1377. I'll just tear it down.
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1378. And then Freddy and Tito and Klaus,
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1379. and the guy that looks like Chef Boyardee
will be out on the street.
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1380. - I know.
- This place is a part of New York history.
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1381. It's a part of my history.
I came here with my father.
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1382. The other day I had the best
second first date a man could ever have.
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1383. And I would rather cut my hands off
and stick knives in my eyes than...
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1384. Wait, I'd have to do the eyes first
and then the hands,
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1385. and I'd have to have somebody
help me cut the right hand off
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1386. - because the left hand would be gone.
- Mr. Popper, stop talking.
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1387. - Okay.
- I'm not selling.
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1388. You're not?
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1389. Mmm-mmm.
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1390. Glad we got dressed up.
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1391. There he is.
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1392. Excuse me, folks.
Nat Jones, New York Zoo.
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1393. This man has been trafficking
in stolen penguins.
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1394. What are you even talking
about from left field?
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1395. Penguins?
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1396. It's absurd.
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1397. No, no, no! Penguins, please!
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1398. Hi, Pip. I thought you were
going to stay in the car.
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1399. They pecked the power locks.
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1400. He has been keeping
these defenseless creatures
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1401. locked away in his apartment.
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1402. When I tried to save them,
he broke into the zoo and kidnapped them.
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1403. I've seen these penguins before.
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1404. Is it true, Mr. Popper?
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1405. Yes, I'm afraid so.
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1406. Why did you do it?
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1407. Knowing you,
it must be for some sort of personal gain.
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1408. Yes, the kind no amount of money can buy.
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1409. For Pete's sake.
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1410. Mr. Popper and his equally crazy family
believe that these penguins love him.
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1411. They are wrong.
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1412. If they have to choose between love
and a nice juicy sardine,
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1413. they will choose the fish every time.
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1414. - I don't think so.
- Let's find out.
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1415. He's got a fish.
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1416. I got this.
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1417. Come on, guys.
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1418. Come on.
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1419. Come on. Yeah.
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1420. That's right.
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1421. Captain, come on.
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1422. Come to Popper.
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1423. Hey! That's my guys.
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1424. No! That doesn't prove anything.
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1425. Come on, aren't you going to arrest him?
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1426. For what? Winning?
Is that what we do in this country?
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1427. Is that what America is all about?
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1428. I don't think so! I don't think so!
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1429. America!
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1430. Have you people lost your mind?
He's breaking the law.
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1431. Come on, guy, have a heart.
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1432. Have a heart?
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1433. I'm going to call the Chief of Police.
I'm going to call the Mayor.
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1434. Oh, allow me.
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1435. Michael.
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1436. - What?
- How are you, dear?
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1437. I've got a small matter...
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1438. - that needs your attention.
- Come on.
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1439. That's not good.
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1440. The penguins will be provided for.
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1441. Mr. Popper always has a plan.
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1442. - This is insane!
- Quiet, you. Quit your quarrelling.
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1443. - Pippi.
- Quint.
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1444. Pleasure.
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1445. Quite.
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1446. Well, I guess we have custody.
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1447. I guess we do.
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1448. Mr. Popper.
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1449. Mrs. Van Gundy.
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1450. Congratulations. The Tavern is yours.
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1451. I told you.
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1452. I never forget a name.
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1453. I just needed to be sure...
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1454. that that little boy
hadn't gotten lost somewhere.
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1455. Nice work, Popper.
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1456. Hey, Franklin.
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1457. When do we break ground
on the new building?
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1458. We're not.
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1459. What are you talking about?
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1460. - It's really beautiful, Thom.
- Thank you.
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1461. You did a great job, Dad.
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1462. I appreciate that, Billy.
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1463. But it wasn't just me.
I'm just the mastermind.
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1464. So, I brought you here today
because I want to tell you something.
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1465. I'm going on a trip, very far away.
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1466. And I could be gone for a very long time.
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1467. So, I'm going to need you
to come with me.
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1468. Nice!
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1469. Where are we going?
I hope it's someplace warm.
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1470. It's not, is it?
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1471. Warm enough?
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1472. Perfect.
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1473. Whoa!
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1474. Will you look at that?
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1475. It's a family reunion.
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1476. Hey, look, it's the Loveys.
And the Loudys.
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1477. And the Nimrods.
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1478. Hey, Dad.
I don't think Captain likes it here.
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1479. It's okay, girl.
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1480. You just got to get used to it, that's all.
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1481. Oh, my.
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1482. I think she's going to be just fine.
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1483. What should we name him?
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1484. Well, he's going to be an amazing flyer.
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1485. So, how about
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1486. Bald Eagle?
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1487. Hey! He's a good reason to come back.
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1488. Yeah!
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1489. You hear that, Captain?
We're coming back.
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1490. Thank you, Captain.
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1491. You're the coolest gift I ever got.
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1492. See you soon.
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1493. Way to go, Captain.
You're going to be a great mom.
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1494. Not bad, Popper. Not bad.
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1495. Yeahbsolutely.
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1496. All right, stop, collaborate, and listen
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1497. Ice is back
with my brand new invention
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1498. Something grabs a hold of me tightly
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1499. Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly
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1500. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
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1501. Turn off the lights and I'll glow
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1502. To the extreme
I rock a mic like a vandal
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1503. Light up a stage
and wax a chump like a candle
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1504. Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
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1505. I'm killing your brain
like a poisonous mushroom
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1506. Deadly when I play a dope melody
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1507. Anything less than the best is a felony
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1508. Love it or leave it, you better gang way
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1509. You better hit bull's eye,
the kid don't play
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1510. If there was a problem, yo,
I'll solve it
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1511. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
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1512. Ice, Ice, baby
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1513. Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
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1514. Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
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1515. Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
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1516. Vanilla
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1517. Now that the party is jumping
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1518. With the bass kicked in
and the Vega's are pumpin'
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1519. Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
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1520. Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
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1521. Burning 'em, if you ain't quick and nimble
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1522. I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
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1523. And a high hat with a souped up tempo
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1524. I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
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1525. Ice, Ice, baby
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1526. Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
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1527. Vanilla
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1528. Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
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1529. Miami's on the scene
just in case you didn't know it
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1530. My town that created all the bass sound
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1531. Enough to shake
and kick holes in the ground
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1532. 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
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1533. Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel
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1534. Conducted and formed,
this is a hell of a concept
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1535. We make it hype and you want to step
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1536. With this, Shay plays on the fade
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1537. Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade
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1538. So fast other DJ's say, "Damn!"
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1539. If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
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1540. Keep my composure
when it's time to get loose
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1541. Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
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1542. If there was a problem, yo,
I'll solve it
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1543. Check out the hook
while D-Shay revolves it
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1544. Ice, Ice, baby
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1545. Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
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1546. Yo, man, let's get out of here
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