1. Our story begins
high over New York City...
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2. in the luxurious
penthouse apartment...
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3. of perhaps the most unlikely
genius the world has ever known.
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4. Oh. Sorry. You caught me
doing my yoga.
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5. You were expecting
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6. downward dog,
perhaps?
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7. My name is Mr. Peabody.
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8. And since we're going to be
spending some time together...
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9. I'd like to tell you
a little bit about myself.
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10. You see,
ever since I was a pup...
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11. it was clear that
I was different.
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12. PEABODY'. I tried
to fit in...
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13. No, thank you.
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14. but never could.
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15. As I grew, I saw more and
more of my Iittermates...
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16. being chosen by their new families.
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17. But for some reason,
I never was.
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18. Come on, boy!
Fetch the stick!
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19. But why? Won't you
just throw it again?
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20. It's an exercise in futility.
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21. I don't want this one,
Mommy. He's sarcastic.
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22. Wait, wait! Come back!
Throw the stick.
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23. I'll stay, I'll heel,
I'll even shake hands.
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24. Bark, bark?
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25. So, without
a family of my own...
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26. I dedicated myself to
the pursuit of knowledge...
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27. culture, and athletics.
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28. I received my
degree at Harvard.
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29. Vale-dog-torian, of course.
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30. Yay!
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31. And then, I devoted myself
to helping mankind.
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32. I pioneered new techniques
in alternative energy.
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33. Yay!
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34. Resolved geopolitical
conflicts around the globe.
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35. And in my spare time...
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36. I invented the fist bump,
planking, tearaway pants...
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37. Auto-Tune...
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38. the backside ollie...
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39. and Zumba.
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40. Now go
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41. StOP
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42. Pause
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43. But what I'm most proud of
is my son, Sherman.
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44. Hi, Mr. Peabody.
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45. Oh! Have you
told them about the WABAC?
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46. I was
just getting to that.
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47. When I adopted Sherman, I vowed
to be the best father I could be.
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48. To prepare him for all
the wonders of the world,
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49. present and past.
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50. And so, Sherman inspired the
greatest invention of my life...
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51. a time machine.
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52. Of course, time travel
can be a bit unpredictable.
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53. There are bound to be
a few mishaps along the way.
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54. Let's just say,
the Leaning Tower of Pisa
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55. wasn't always leaning.
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56. But there's
nothing like learning
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57. the lessons of
history firsthand.
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58. Right, Sherman?
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59. Where are we going
today, Mr. Peabody?
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60. Not "where," Sherman.
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61. "When."
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62. Whoa! This is the
biggest house I've ever seen!
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63. It's the Palace of
Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette.
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64. You know, she was mostly
famous for one thing.
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65. Cake!
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66. I love cake so much.
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67. Marie Antoinette sure
likes cake, Mr. Peabody.
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68. Oh!
Indeed she does.
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69. Marie was a woman with a
prodigious appetite...
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70. for all things
covered with frosting.
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71. But her expensive tastes made her
the target of much criticism.
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72. Why?
Because, Sherman...
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73. during Marie's reign,
the common people
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74. of France were
exceedingly poor.
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75. You've got any bread?
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76. No! I'm exceedingly poor.
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77. Now, can we
have some cake?
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78. Mais, oui.
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79. Oh, yeah, sorry.
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80. "May we" have some cake?
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81. Mais, oui!
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82. Maybe she can't hear me
through the hair.
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83. Sherman, what
the queen means is...
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84. Ah!
Let them eat cake!
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85. When the queen heard the poor of
Paris could not even buy bread...
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86. she said,
"Let them eat cake."
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87. No!
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88. I heard it myself.
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89. It's a scandal!
It's an outrage!
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90. Down with the queen!
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91. Down with the monarchy!
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92. Wait!
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93. What kind of cake?
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94. Smashing party,
Your Majesty.
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95. But now, I'm afraid
Sherman and I must be...
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96. Sherman? Sherman?
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97. Sherman!
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98. Sherman?
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99. Sherman! Here,
Sherman.
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100. Hey, Mr. Peabody.
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101. What are you doing in here?
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102. Trying these other cakes.
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103. There's one in here with whipped
cream and strawberries that's...
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104. pretty fantastic!
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105. Sherman...
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106. don't you remember
why I told you to stay
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107. close to me during
the French Revolution?
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108. Because after
the French Revolution...
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109. it was gonna rain?
Close.
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110. I said, "After the
French Revolution comes...
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111. the Reign of Terror!"
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112. Round up the aristocrats.
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113. The queen and her
aristocratic cronies...
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114. must pay the price
for their gluttony.
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115. We will slaughter them
like the dogs they are.
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116. Starting with this one!
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117. Mr. Peabody!
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118. What should I do?
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119. Nothing, Sherman.
Just stay right there.
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120. But, Mr. Peabody!
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121. Everything is going
to be fine, Sherman.
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122. Just stay right there.
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123. Off with his head!
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124. Mr. Peabody!
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125. A cantaloupe?
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126. The lowest of the fruits.
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127. Who dares to insult me
with this melon?
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128. Get that dog!
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129. Mr. Peabody,
how did you escape?
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130. It's simple, Sherman.
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131. I noticed the distance
between the sewer lids...
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132. reasoned that
there must be one
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133. directly under
the guillotine platform...
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134. noted the loose board
under the basket...
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135. computed the angle at
which the setting sun
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136. would bounce off
your glasses...
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137. momentarily blinding
the executioner...
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138. and chose that moment to swipe
the executioner's melon...
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139. giving me the added weight to tip
the boards, facilitating my exit.
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140. That's amazing!
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141. It's not amazing.
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142. It was just a matter
of keeping my head.
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143. "Keeping your head."
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144. I don't get it.
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145. There he is!
After them!
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146. Come, Sherman, quick!
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147. Oh, this
water tastes terrible.
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148. Interestingly,
that's not water.
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149. Ha-ha!
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150. I've got you now.
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151. Indeed you have,
Monsieur Robespierre.
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152. And what a master
of the chase you are.
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153. Oh, you noticed?
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154. Of course.
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155. Doubling back on me
like that.
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156. That was genius.
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157. Thank you.
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158. I just hope you don't take
my little confederate, here.
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159. I depend on him
so completely.
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160. Get over here, you.
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161. Drats!
You're devilishly clever.
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162. I know. And much quicker
than you as well.
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163. But are you quick
enough for this?
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164. Ha-ha! See? Quick!
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165. Quick, yes,
but not too smart.
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166. Oh! Another cantaloupe!
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167. Your sword!
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168. All right, Sherman,
looks like it's time
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169. for a little pop quiz
in the art of fencing.
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170. Go!
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171. Attack! Parry!
Thrust! Repeat!
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172. No.
Remise!
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173. Good boy!
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174. Oh!
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175. Huh?
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176. Ha-ha! You missed!
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177. I never miss.
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178. Hop on!
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179. Whoa!
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180. Whoa! Whoa!
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181. Yeah! Whoa!
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182. Yeah!
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183. Do you smell that, Sherman?
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184. It wasn't me, Mr. Peabody.
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185. I know it wasn't you.
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186. It's the methane gas
in the sewer system.
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187. And given the fact that it ignites
at 306 degrees Fahrenheit...
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188. we're about to use it...
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189. to blast out of here!
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190. Hang on!
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191. Whoo!
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192. Wow!
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193. Nice landing, eh, Sherman?
00f!
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194. So, what did you
learn today, Sherman?
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195. That French Revolution
was crazy.
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196. How so?
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197. All those guys getting
their heads chopped off...
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198. and nobody standing up
and saying it wasn't right.
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199. And think, Marie Antoinette could
have avoided the whole revolution...
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200. if she'd simply
issued an edict
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201. to distribute
bread amongst the poor.
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202. But then, she couldn't
have had her dessert.
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203. Why not, Mr. Peabody?
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204. Because, Sherman,
you can't have
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205. your cake and edict, too.
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206. I don't get it.
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207. Where are we gonna go
tomorrow, Mr. Peabody?
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208. Ancient Rome?
The Wild West? 1492?
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209. No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't
be going to any of those places.
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210. Oh. Why not?
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211. Because
tomorrow's adventure...
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212. is one that you're going to
be taking all on your own.
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213. What do you mean,
Mr. Peabody?
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214. Don't you remember?
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215. It's your first
day of school.
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216. Oh. Can I drive?
Of course not.
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217. Remember, Sherman,
Hill He," except after
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218. I know, Mr. Peabody!
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219. And don't forget about
the commutative principle.
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220. Two plus three
equals three plus two.
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221. I know, Mr. Peabody!
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222. And if you have to
go to the bathroom...
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223. just raise your hand proudly
and say, "I have to go."
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224. I will, Mr. Peabody.
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225. And remember, the No. 2 pencil
is standard for most uses...
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226. but there are times
when a No. 1 comes in handy.
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227. I left a little pencil chart
in your backpack...
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228. which you can consult if it
ever becomes a judgment call.
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229. I think
I'll be okay!
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230. Okay, bye, Mr. Peabody.
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231. Wait.
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232. See you after school.
Sherman!
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233. I gotta go. I gotta
sign up for the clubs.
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234. No one is more in
favor of participation
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235. in fraternal
organizations than I.
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236. But before you go,
I want you to have this.
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237. Thanks. What is it?
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238. A dog whistle.
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239. It doesn't work,
Mr. Peabody.
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240. It works
fine, Sherman.
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241. It's just a frequency
only dogs can hear.
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242. Oh, cool.
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243. Let that little keepsake
be a reminder to you...
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244. that no matter what
challenges you face,
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245. no matter how far
away I might seem...
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246. Bye, Mr. Peabody!
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247. I'm with you.
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248. George Washington.
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249. Who can tell me who he is?
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250. Oh, me! loan! loan!
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251. Uh... Sherman.
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252. The first president of the
United States of America.
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253. Good job.
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254. And when President Washington
was a little boy...
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255. what kind of tree
did he cut down?
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256. Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me!
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A cherry tree.
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258. APOCTyphal.
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259. What kind of
tree is that?
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260. It's not a tree. It's a word.
"Apocryphal."
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261. It means that
story is not true.
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262. Really?
Yeah.
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263. George Washington never
cut down a cherry tree...
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264. and he never said
he couldn't lie.
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265. People made those stories up to
teach kids a lesson about lying...
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266. but they're not true.
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267. He did cross
the Delaware River,
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268. Christmas night,
1776, though.
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269. My dad took me there this summer.
We crossed it, too.
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270. Ifell in.
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271. Looks like someone really knows
their history, huh, Penny?
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272. It's really great
meeting you guys.
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273. Maybe you can come over
to my house sometime.
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274. I could bring my new model.
It's a hydrogen atom.
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275. You've only got one, huh?
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276. Guess we'll
have to split it.
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277. Good one!
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278. Check it, guys.
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279. What do you
got there, Sherman?
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280. Kibbles or bits?
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281. Actually,
I've got baby carrots,
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282. organic apple juice,
and a tuna sandwich.
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283. It's super-high
in omega-3s.
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284. So, you eat
human food, huh?
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285. Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
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286. Because you're a dog.
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287. No, I'm not.
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288. Sure you are. Your dad is a
dog, so you're a dog, too.
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289. I think you're confused. It's
an adoptive relationship.
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290. Zip it, Carl.
Okay.
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291. Here, I'll show you.
Fetch!
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292. Go on, doggy.
Go get your lunch.
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293. Go on.
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294. Go get it.
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295. Ugh. The humiliation.
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296. Sherman,
go get your food.
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297. Make like
a good little doggy.
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298. Ruff-ruff!
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299. What's this?
It's mine!
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300. Give it back!
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301. What is it? A whistle?
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302. Ugh! Stupid thing
doesn't even work.
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303. It's a dog
whistle, Penny.
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304. It operates at a frequency
that only dogs can hear.
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305. Back up, Carl.
Okay.
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306. Penny, that whistle
is my private property.
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307. Give it back! Jump, dOQQV, jump.
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308. lam not a dog.
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309. Come on, Sherman!
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310. Just admit it.
You're a dog. Say it.
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311. Let me go!
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312. Not until you beg like a dog.
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313. Come on, Sherman. Beg!
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Fight, fight, fight!
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315. Mr. Peabody, thank you for
coming in on such short notice...
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316. to discuss
the problem with Sherman.
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317. Oh, it's not a problem
at all, Principal Purcly.
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318. I fully expected this.
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319. You did?
Yes.
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320. And, as with all things
Sherman-related, I prepared for it.
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321. Here's a curriculum
that takes Sherman's
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322. advanced preparation
into account...
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323. but won't require you to have
him skip one or more grades.
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324. Mr. Peabody...
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325. Here are some pre-algebra worksheets,
an advanced reading list...
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326. and a link to
a website I created
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327. so he can start
studying Mandarin Chinese.
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328. It is, after all,
the language of the future.
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329. Mr. Peabody!
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330. I'm not saying he shouldn't study
French, too, Principal Purdy.
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331. I'm saying
have him do both.
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332. Mr. Peabody!
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333. What? Not enough? Swahili?
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334. Sherman got
into a fight today.
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335. Oh, dear.
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336. Pictures were taken...
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337. for insurance purposes.
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338. He bit her.
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339. I must say, it doesn't look
good for you, Mr. Peabody.
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340. After all, you are a dog.
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341. Who, may I ask, are you?
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342. I am Ms. Grunion from the Bureau
of Child Safety and Protection.
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343. We're required by law to contact
them whenever there's an...
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344. incident.
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345. Sherman has never done
anything like this before.
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346. I'm sure he must
have had a reason.
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347. Well, the girl was being
a bit of a bully—
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348. Quiet, Purdy!
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349. It's normal for
children to tease.
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350. It's not normal
for them to bite.
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351. Clearly, it's because of
how he's being raised.
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352. In my opinion,
a dog can never be
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to a little boy.
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354. I must point out,
Ms. Grunion...
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355. that I won
the right to adopt Sherman
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356. in a court of law.
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357. And the court can
take it away from you.
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358. I'll be coming to your home tomorrow
evening to conduct an investigation.
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359. If I discover that you are, in
any way, an unfit parent...
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360. I will see to it Sherman is
removed from your custody.
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361. Permanently.
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362. I hope I've made
myself clear.
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363. Crystal.
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364. I'm sorry
I bit her, Mr. Peabody.
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365. I won't do it again.
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366. You're darn tooting
you won't do it again.
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367. This kind of wanton violence
is totally unacceptable.
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368. And rather uncharacteristic, given
how you feel about Mr. Gandhi.
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369. What on earth provoked it?
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370. She called me
a dog.
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371. Well, all right then.
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372. Thank you for telling me.
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373. Try and get some sleep.
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374. I love you, Mr. Peabody.
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375. I have a deep regard
for you as well, Sherman.
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376. Close your eyes
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377. Have no fear
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378. The master's gone
He's on the run
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379. And your daddy's here
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380. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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381. Say a little prayer
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382. Every day,
in every way
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383. It's getting
better and better
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384. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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385. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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386. A hard road to hoe
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387. Yes, it's a long way to go
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388. But in the meantime
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389. Take my hand
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390. Life is what happens to you while
you're busy making other plans
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391. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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392. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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393. Mr. Peabody...
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394. you are a Nobel
Prize-winning scientist.
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395. An advisor to
heads of state.
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397. Why would you
want to adopt a boy?
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398. Because, Your Honor...
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399. when I found Sherman, it reminded
me of how I started out in life.
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400. And now, I want to give him
the one thing I always wanted.
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402. And you're sure you're capable
of meeting all the challenges...
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403. of raising a human boy?
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404. With all due respect,
how hard could it be?
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405. Very well, then.
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406. If a boy can adopt a dog...
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407. I see no reason
why a dog cannot adopt a boy.
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408. Da-da!
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409. No, Sherman, not "Da-da."
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410. You shall call me
"Mr. Peabody."
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411. Or, in less formal moments,
simply "Peabody."
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412. That's right.
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413. "Mr. Pea-babe."
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414. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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415. What's cooking, Mr. Peabody?
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416. Oh, nothing much.
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417. Just a little Dungeness crab with
a passion-fruit basil concassé.
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418. Some truffled quails
in a juniper-berry reduction.
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419. And Baked Alaska.
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420. Wow! ls today some
kind of special occasion?
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421. You could say.
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422. It's not my birthday.
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423. No, it isn't.
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424. It's not your birthday.
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425. Right again.
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426. It's not Father's Day.
Is it?
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427. Nope. It's not Father's Day.
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428. ls the president
coming to dinner again?
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429. No.
Oh.
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430. So, who's coming
to dinner?
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431. Let's just say, if the
evening is a success...
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432. we can put this whole
"biting" business behind us.
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433. The Petersons! Welcome.
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434. So, he's
literally a dog.
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435. Paul!
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436. No, that's all right.
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437. Although,
I prefer "literate dog."
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438. That's funny.
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439. Isn't that funny, Paul?
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440. He's not
a big laugher.
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441. We're so delighted you could
make it on such short notice.
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442. Aren't we, Sherman?
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444. Yeah, we're interested in what's
going on, that's for sure.
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445. Say hello to
Penny, Sherman.
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446. Hi, Penny.
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447. Hello, Sherman.
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448. Now, why don't
you go show Penny
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Sherman?
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450. I'm sure she'll find
those new geodes
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451. of yours fascinating.
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452. Come on.
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453. lam so glad you
accepted my invitation.
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454. Now, the kids can resolve their
differences before Ms. Grunion arrives.
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455. You're barking up the wrong tree, mister.
In fact...
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456. if it weren't for Patty, I would
have pressed charges already.
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457. And I have to
tell you, Peabody...
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458. where my daughter
is concerned,
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459. nothing is more important
than—
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460. Hello. Sure,
I'll take a survey.
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461. Everything going
swimmingly?
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462. Ugh.
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463. Why didn't you tell me
she was coming over here?
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464. Because I didn't want you to worry.
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465. Okay, because I didn't want to
listen to your bellyaching.
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466. Thank you for your honesty.
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467. You're welcome.
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468. I don't know what you think we're
supposed to do in here anyway.
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469. She hates me.
Copy !req
470. Share your interests.
Tell a witty anecdote.
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471. Mr. Peabody...
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472. I hate her.
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473. Sherman,
every great relationship...
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474. starts from
a place of conflict,
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475. and evolves into
something richer.
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476. Bonne chance.
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477. Make it work.
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478. But don't tell her
about the WABAC.
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479. Don't even
think about it.
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480. Ah.
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481. Peabody,
that was amazing!
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482. Paul, wasn't that amazing?
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483. I'm more into
rock-'n'-roll.
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484. I meant flamenco.
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485. Bagpipes?
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486. Uh, didgeridoo.
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487. Sitar.
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488. Steel drums.
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489. Trombone.
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490. Xylophone.
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491. Diembe?
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492. Calliope.
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493. Oboe. Piccolo.
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494. Tuba. Dobro.
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495. Slide whistle. Yodeling.
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496. Hurdy-gurdy. Ocarina.
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497. Harmonium. Musical saw.
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498. You know what?
This has been great...
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499. but a complete
waste of time.
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500. Now, let's get Penny
and go home!
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501. Are you all right, Paul?
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502. I'm... fine.
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503. This happens
whenever he's tense.
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504. Paul, if I might—
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505. Stay away
from me, Peabody!
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506. Just get back!
I need traction.
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507. You can trust me, Paul.
I'm a licensed chiropractor.
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508. Ow! Huh.
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509. Ooh...
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510. Ah...
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511. Peabody“.
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512. I feel great.
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513. I...
I really feel great!
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514. Peabody,
you're a miracle worker.
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515. Ha-ha! Look at me!
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516. I'm dancing!
Copy !req
517. You know, Penny...
Copy !req
518. Sigmund Freud says
if you don't like a person...
Copy !req
519. it's because they remind you of something
you don't like about yourself.
Copy !req
520. What do you know
about Sigmund Freud?
Copy !req
521. More than you think.
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522. Sure. Just like you
know all that stuff...
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523. about George Washington not really
cutting down the cherry tree.
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524. Ugh. What a crock.
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525. But it's true!
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526. How do you know?
I just know!
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527. Did you read it in a book?
No!
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528. See it in a movie?
No!
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529. Did your brainiac
dad tell you?
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530. No!
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531. So, how do
you know, Sherman?
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532. How do you know?
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533. He told me.
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534. Who told you?
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535. George Washington.
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536. George Washington?
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537. Yeah.
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538. Ugh! Liar.
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539. But don't tell
her about the WABAC.
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540. He calls it the "WABAC."
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541. So, where have
you gone in it?
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542. Not "where," Penny, "when."
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543. Okay, smart guy, when?
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544. Oh, 1965, 1776, 1620...
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545. 1492, 1215, 4.
Copy !req
546. Can it go back to an hour ago?
Why?
Copy !req
547. Because I could take it home,
pretend to be sick...
Copy !req
548. and not come to
this lame dinner party.
Copy !req
549. Ha-ha. Mr. Peabody says you
should never use the WABAC...
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550. to travel to
a time when you existed.
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551. How come?
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552. There would be two of you.
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553. Oh, yeah.
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554. I guess the world's
not ready for that.
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555. Wow.
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556. Um, well, now that we've seen
it, maybe we should go back.
Copy !req
557. Are you kidding?
Where should we go first?
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558. Mr. Peabody says I'm not
allowed to drive it till I'm older.
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559. Do you do everything
Mr. Peabody says?
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560. Yeah.
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561. You know what that
makes you, Sherman.
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562. An obedient son?
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563. Nope.
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564. A dog.
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565. Ooh!
Nice control.
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566. Look at him go!
Take it, Patty!
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567. Heads up, Paul!
Whoa!
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568. Here you go. Zing!
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569. Oh, yeah.
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570. Oh!
Hey, look at that.
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571. This is fun!
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572. This is a little homespun
concoction I like to call...
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573. "Einstein on the Beach."
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574. PATTY". Yummy.
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575. To the kids.
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576. To the kids!
Copy !req
577. Mr. Peabody.
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578. Sherman?
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579. Can I talk to
you a second?
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580. Of course.
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581. Excuse me.
Copy !req
582. I've really hit it off
with Penny's parents.
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583. I think we can file this night
under "Unqualified Success."
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584. Uh, I would hold off
filing it just yet.
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585. What do you mean?
Where's Penny?
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586. Uh... Ancient Egypt.
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587. You used the WABAC?
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588. What's happening,
big guy? We're running low.
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589. I'll be right there, Paul.
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590. How could you do
such a thing?
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591. She called me a liar...
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592. for saying
George Washington
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593. never cut down
a cherry tree.
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594. So, you took her
to see George Washington?
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595. Yeah. She was into it.
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596. Hey, Pea-buddy.
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597. Hey.
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598. Where's Penny?
Copy !req
599. Playing hide-and-seek.
Pooping.
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600. Pooping.
Playing hide and seek.
Copy !req
601. Well, which is it?
Uh...
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602. Hey, what's going on here?
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603. Yeah. What's going on here?
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604. What have you done with Penny?
Penny?
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605. Penny? Penny!
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606. Oh, my gosh!
Where's our daughter?
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607. It's hard to say, Paul.
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608. She could be here, or here,
or here, or here...
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609. or here.
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610. That will hold them.
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611. I learned that
trick from a swami
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612. at the Begawan Gm
'm Ubud, Ba“.
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613. Let's go!
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614. Ancient Egypt.
Land of the Pharaohs.
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615. A beacon of progress
on the horizon of humanity...
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616. but a cruel and barbarous
civilization just the same.
Copy !req
617. I just hope Penny isn't
suffering too badly.
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618. I got it.
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619. What are you doing here?
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620. We have come
to take you home.
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621. Ugh! What's the Egyptian word
for "tattletale"?
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622. But that's beside the point. Get
your clothes on, we're going home.
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623. Who died and
made you Pharaoh?
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624. Now, bring on
the mani-pedi.
Copy !req
625. See, Mr. Peabody?
Impossible!
Copy !req
626. Indeed,
but watch what happens...
Copy !req
627. when an immovable object
meets an irresistible force.
Copy !req
628. Penny“.
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629. Come here, right now.
Penny, come!
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630. I'm not Penny anymore.
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631. Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput,
precious flower of the Nile.
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632. "Precious," perhaps,
but if you think
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633. "we're going to
leave you here...
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634. you are most
definitely in "de-Nile."
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635. I don't get it.
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636. Now, come along.
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637. Unhand her!
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638. What's the matter, my sweet
little desert blossom?
Copy !req
639. Are these barbarians
bothering you?
Copy !req
640. As a matter of
fact, they are.
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641. Bow, barbarians.
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642. As you wish, Your Highness.
Copy !req
643. Who's that, Mr. Peabody?
Copy !req
644. That, Sherman, is
the living image of Amun...
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645. son ofAkhenaten, lord of the 18th
Dynasty of the New Kingdom...
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646. King Tutankhamun.
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647. Otherwise known
as "King Tut."
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648. My boyfriend.
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649. King Tut is your boyfriend?
Mmm-hmm.
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650. Would you like me to have them
skinned, covered with honey...
Copy !req
651. and laid in a pit of fire ants?
Copy !req
652. You would do that for me?
Copy !req
653. Anything, my desert flower.
Consider it a wedding gift.
Copy !req
654. What? You can't
marry this guy!
Copy !req
655. Why not?
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656. Well, for one, his name
rhymes with "butt."
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657. I don't care. I'm gonna have a
big, fat, Egyptian wedding.
Copy !req
658. Spoiler alert,
King Tut dies young.
Copy !req
659. Are you sure you've
thought this through?
Copy !req
660. Oh, trust me, I've thought it through.
I'm getting everything.
Copy !req
661. The royal astronomers
have decreed...
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662. the wedding must take
place tomorrow at dawn.
Copy !req
663. Who is he?
Copy !req
664. He is Ay.
He is you?
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665. I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.
Copy !req
666. Yeah, that's his name.
Oh.
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667. Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind
telling the precious princess, here...
Copy !req
668. precisely what it means
to marry the young Pharaoh.
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669. Gladly.
Copy !req
670. It means she will be bound
to him in eternity...
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671. through the sacred
ceremonies
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672. of disembowelment
and mummification...
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673. as described in
the holy texts.
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674. Um, hold up a second.
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675. Can you walk me
through that, somebody?
Copy !req
676. What he means, Penny, is that
when I die they'll kill you, too.
Copy !req
677. And then they'll rip out your organs,
stuff them in canopicjars...
Copy !req
678. and then mummify
whatever is left.
Copy !req
679. Okay, I'm seeing this now.
Copy !req
680. Thank you.
I'm going to go with them.
Copy !req
681. There's no turning back now.
Copy !req
682. To the palace!
Copy !req
683. Let the wedding
preparations begin!
Copy !req
684. Mr. Peabody! Sherman!
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685. Do something!
Copy !req
686. Don't worry, Penny!
Copy !req
687. We'll save you!
Copy !req
688. Hey, wait! You can't just...
Copy !req
689. leave us here.
Copy !req
690. Mr. Peabody?
Copy !req
691. Yes, Sherman?
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692. Can
I hold your hand?
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693. Of course you can.
Copy !req
694. Boy, your hand
is cold, Mr. Peabody.
Copy !req
695. Sherman?
Yeah?
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696. That's not my hand.
Copy !req
697. That's disarming.
Copy !req
698. Now, to find
a way out of here.
Copy !req
699. Yuck!
Copy !req
700. Look around, Sherman.
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701. These tombs are lined
with hieroglyphics...
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702. designed to assist
the pharaohs' souls
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703. in theirjourney
to the afterlife.
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704. And they may
assist us as well.
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705. Oh, this depicts
the god Anubis
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706. sailing the boat of Ra
to the underworld.
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707. It appears the boats of Ra
are the key to our escape.
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708. We must find them in time
to stop the wedding.
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709. Well, if you ask me, we should
let her marry that guy.
Copy !req
710. They deserve each other.
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711. What's that, Sherman?
Copy !req
712. Tut? Give me a break.
Copy !req
713. Bald, wears a skirt,
and makeup.
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714. If I didn't know any better, Sherman,
I would say you were jealous.
Copy !req
715. Jealous? Of what?
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716. Tut's affection
for Penny, of course.
Copy !req
717. You think I like Penny?
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718. Mmm-hmm.
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719. Give me a break!
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720. It's not like I want to hold
her hand, or go to the park...
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721. or watch her while
she's brushing her hair.
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722. Or anything.
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723. Hmm.
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724. A-ha!
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725. Quickly, Sherman.
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726. Ah, ah, ah!
Careful, Sherman.
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727. It's a booby trap.
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728. What's so funny?
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729. You said "booby."
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730. One wrong step
and we're done for.
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731. "The boat...
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732. "of Ra sails straight...
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733. "to day.
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734. "Take the wrong boat...
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735. man will pay."
Copy !req
736. All right, Sherman,
now it's your turn.
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737. Do the puzzle
exactly as I did.
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738. Huh?
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739. Think it through,
one step at a time.
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740. The boat of Ra
sails straight...
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741. play.
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742. Uh, I mean, "pay."
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743. Oh, my.
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744. Uh-oh.
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745. Run!
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746. The boats of Ra!
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747. One boat is the way out,
the other will send us...
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748. plunging into darkness
and certain death.
Copy !req
749. What?
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750. Sherman, get in the boat.
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751. As soon as I move these blocks together,
it's going to move very fast.
Copy !req
752. Which boat, Mr. Peabody?
Copy !req
753. What?
Copy !req
754. Which boat is the "not-certain-
death-plunge" boat?
Copy !req
755. Thatone!
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756. We did it, Sherman!
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757. Sherman?
Copy !req
758. Mr. Peabody!
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759. What are you
doing over there?
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760. Ithoughtyou
pointed to this one!
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761. Ahhh!
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762. Sherman? Sherman?
Copy !req
763. Are you all right?
Copy !req
764. I'm good.
Copy !req
765. The sun god, Ra...
Copy !req
766. commands us to begin
the sacred ceremony!
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767. Bring forth the blade
for the blood oath.
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768. Where blade meets flesh
in this sacred rite...
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769. we pay tribute...
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770. to the sun god, Ra!
Copy !req
771. Wait!
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772. Anubis!
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773. The god of death!
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774. The wedding
must not continue.
Copy !req
775. Why, Anubis, why?
Copy !req
776. Plagues. Plagues!
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777. If this marriage
pact is sealed...
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778. I will shower down upon the
land uncountable plagues.
Copy !req
779. Oy, again
with the plagues!
Copy !req
780. Why did I ever
move to Egypt?
Copy !req
781. But, Anubis, the sun
god, Ra, has decreed...
Copy !req
782. that this girl is to be
the boy-king's wife.
Copy !req
783. That's so funny.
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784. I was talking to the sun god,
Ra, just the other day...
Copy !req
785. and he told me
he changed his mind.
Copy !req
786. Really?
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787. Old "Flip-Flop Ra," we call
him here in the underworld.
Copy !req
788. But it's too late. We've
already paid for the catering.
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789. Too bad! You're going
to lose your deposit.
Copy !req
790. More smoke, Sherman. This
canine subterfuge is working.
Copy !req
791. Deliver the girl...
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792. to the gates of the city,
and leave her there...
Copy !req
793. where the gods
will retrieve her forthwith.
Copy !req
794. Only in this manner may the plagues
upon this land be avoided.
Copy !req
795. The girl must go!
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796. Ow!
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797. Anubis has spoken!
Copy !req
798. Take this girl to the gates!
Copy !req
799. Ow.
Copy !req
800. Anubis, you sound unwell.
Copy !req
801. Well, I have been feeling
a little under the weather...
Copy !req
802. but I'm feeling
much better now.
Copy !req
803. Thank you.
Copy !req
804. Phew! Huh?
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805. Penny, Sherman, quickly.
Copy !req
806. Come on, Penny.
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807. Sherman!
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808. Ah!
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809. Runaway bride!
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810. Stop them, you fools!
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811. Ah!
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812. Penny, Sherman,
climb aboard.
Copy !req
813. Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
814. They're getting away!
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815. Ah!
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816. Whoa!
Copy !req
817. I got it.
Copy !req
818. Whoo-hoo! We made it.
Copy !req
819. Where do we go
next, Mr. Peabody? Home.
Copy !req
820. We've got to get back
to the dinner party...
Copy !req
821. before Penny's parents
realize she's missing.
Copy !req
822. We don't have to
mention the whole...
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823. uh, King Tut
wedding thing, right?
Copy !req
824. Certainly not.
Copy !req
825. Anyway,
as far as I'm concerned,
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826. they get married too
young in Ancient Egypt.
Copy !req
827. Or, perhaps,
I'm just some old "Giza."
Copy !req
828. Huh?
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829. Warning.
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830. WABAC power
supply insufficient.
Copy !req
831. Charge now. Warning.
Copy !req
832. Uh, what's the matter,
Mr. Peabody?
Copy !req
833. All this zipping about the cosmos
has drained our power supply.
Copy !req
834. We're going to have to
make an unscheduled stop.
Copy !req
835. As luck would have it...
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836. we have just enough power to
make it to the Renaissance.
Copy !req
837. I can't even tell my
left brain from my right anymore!
Copy !req
838. How many times I got to
tell you, Mona Lisa?
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839. Mona Lisa?
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840. I can't
paint the picture...
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841. until you smile!
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842. Leonardo, tell me one thing
I have to smile about.
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843. The sunshine, the pasta.
Copy !req
844. All the things that make Italy such
a popular tourist destination!
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845. But I have not seen any
of them, Leonardo!
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846. Because I'm sitting here
all day on my abbondanza!
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847. I don't think that means
"chair" in Italian.
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848. Ah, Peabody, my old friend.
Copy !req
849. What a welcome
interruption!
Copy !req
850. Believe you me, this
woman is making me nuts.
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851. So, how you been?
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852. Good to see you.
What do you want?
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853. We're in a desperate
hurry to get home,
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854. but the WABAC
needs a jump start...
Copy !req
855. and we thought,
who better than
Copy !req
856. Leonardo da Vinci to
help us on our way?
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857. Peabody,
I would love to help you,
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858. but you come at
a very bad time.
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859. I don't know what I'm going
to do with this crazy woman.
Copy !req
860. You see what I mean?
Copy !req
861. What seems to be the problem?
Copy !req
862. "What is the problem?"
Copy !req
863. lam halfway done with the
painting, she won't even smile.
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864. Fine. I smile.
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865. No! That's a fake smile!
Copy !req
866. Everybody knows that!
Copy !req
867. Why don't you
make it a real smile?
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868. Why don't you say
something funny?
Copy !req
869. I paint the paintings.
Copy !req
870. I make the machines.
Copy !req
871. IdonWteHthejokes!
Copy !req
872. Perhaps, I can be
of assistance. You see...
Copy !req
873. humor is not immune
to the laws of science.
Copy !req
874. Using algorithms,
we can extrapolate
Copy !req
875. what is universally
considered "funny"...
Copy !req
876. thus producing
a formula that is
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877. scientifically
certain to cause laughter.
Copy !req
878. Case in point,
the pratfall.
Copy !req
879. Is everyone amused?
Copy !req
880. Hmm.
Copy !req
881. The data
was so clear. Ooh!
Copy !req
882. Don't worry, Mr. Peabody.
Copy !req
883. I got it!
Sherman... Ahh!
Copy !req
884. Oh!
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885. Hold that smile!
Copy !req
886. Hold it right there!
No move! No move!
Copy !req
887. Well, Leo, if my
calculations are correct...
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888. this machine of ours should generate
enough centrifugal force...
Copy !req
889. to send us home.
Copy !req
890. I got one last piece
I gotta pound in place.
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891. Sherman, why don't you fetch
the hammer for Mr. Da Vinci?
Copy !req
892. Okay, Mr. Peabody.
Copy !req
893. Mr. Peabody!
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894. Well done, Sherman.
Copy !req
895. But, Mr. Peabody!
Copy !req
896. Very helpful.
Copy !req
897. Sherman!
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898. Yes, Mr. Peabody?
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899. The hammer.
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900. Da Vinci.
Copy !req
901. Oh. Okay, Mr. Peabody.
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902. Oh!
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903. Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci.
Ahh!
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904. Do you need any help?
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905. No, no.
That's quite all right.
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906. Thank you.
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907. Psst! Sherman.
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908. Huh?
Let's go. Let's go explore.
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909. Uh, well, I'm supposed
to be having
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910. father-son time
with Mr. Peabody.
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911. Wouldn't you rather
have fun with me?
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912. Uh...
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913. Okay.
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914. Sherman...
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915. where are you going?
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916. Exploring.
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917. But we need your help.
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918. No, we don't!
I mean, we can manage.
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919. Somehow.
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920. He's a boy, Peabody.
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921. Let him have his fun.
Let him go.
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922. Thanks, Mr. Peabody!
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923. He's growing up, Peabody.
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924. Like a baby bird
leaving the nest.
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925. Isn't it wonderful?
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926. It's like a museum.
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927. It's like a toy store.
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928. Wow.
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929. Check this out.
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930. It's the world's
biggest model airplane.
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931. It's not a model, Penny.
It's a prototype.
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932. And we should probably
just leave that alone.
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933. Okay.
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934. But wouldn't it be cool
if we could fly it?
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935. I don't think
Mr. Peabody would like that.
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936. Well, Mr. Peabody
isn't here.
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937. Just tell me how it works.
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938. Please?
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939. For learning.
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940. Oh. Okay.
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941. The thrust comes from this kind
of crossbow doohickey here.
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942. Then it shoots along the track
until the wind catches the wings.
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943. But how does it go?
Huh?
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944. How do you take off?
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945. Oh, you just
pull down that lever.
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946. This one?
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947. Oh, boy.
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948. Ah!
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949. Wow! Whoo-hoo!
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950. This is crazy!
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951. No, it's not Sherman.
It's fun!
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952. We're gonna die!
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953. Oh, stop being such a party
pooper and enjoy it!
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954. Ah...
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955. Nothing is as beautiful
as an elegant equation...
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956. translated into
perfect engineering.
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957. Why can't children
be so simple?
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958. Because children
are not machines, Peabody.
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959. Believe me,
I tried to build one.
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960. Oh! it was creepy.
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961. Here, Sherman!
You fly it!
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962. But I don't want to fly!
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963. Sure you do. It'll be fun!
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964. No, seriously, Penny,
I don't want to!
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965. I'm letting go. One...
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966. Don't let go!
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967. Two...
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968. No!
Three!
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969. Penny, fly the plane!
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970. No, Sherman!
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971. You're going to
have to save us!
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972. But I can't do it!
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973. I'm serious, Penny.
I don't know how to fly!
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974. You can do it!
I know you can!
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975. Come on, Sherman.
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976. Fly!
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977. Ah!
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978. Phew!
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979. See? You got this,
Sherman.
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980. You're right.
I have got this.
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981. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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982. Da Vinci's at it again!
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983. You ever see
that child he made?
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984. So creepy.
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985. Papa. Mama.
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986. Papa. Mama.
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987. All done up here, Leonardo.
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988. And I am all done
down here.
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989. It is beautiful, isn't it?
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990. Every piece in its place doing
precisely what it's supposed to do.
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991. Look, Peabody!
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992. It's my flying mach—
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993. My fWing machine?
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994. Sherman.
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995. Sherman?
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996. Sherman, what are
you doing up there?
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997. I'm flying!
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998. But, Sherman,
you don't know how to fly!
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999. I don't?
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1000. No!
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1001. Turn!
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1002. Turn, Sherman!
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1003. Lean!
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1004. Lean!
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1005. Oh, no!
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1006. Sherman?
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1007. Sherman! Are you okay?
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1008. That was pretty fantastic!
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1009. Oh! I can't believe it!
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1010. My flying machine!
It's work!
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1011. Sherman!
You are the first flying man!
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1012. Oh, you should be
very proud, Peabody.
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1013. Very, very proud!
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1014. "Proud" doesn't
begin to describe it.
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1015. Leonardo, will you please
fire up the mechanism?
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1016. Papa. Mama.
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1017. Papa. Mama.
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1018. Mona!
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1019. Papa. Mama.
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1020. The kid!
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1021. I'm sorry I broke
the plane, Mr. Peabody.
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1022. Well, you should be.
You could have been killed.
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1023. What are you
talking about?
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1024. Sherman flew a plane.
He was amazing!
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1025. Sherman destroyed a priceless
historical artifact.
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1026. Whatever. You
should be happy.
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1027. It turns out Sherman is not a
complete and total loser, after all.
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1028. Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
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1029. It turns out I'm not a complete
and total loser, after all.
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1030. Ms. Peterson...
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1031. stop turning my son
into a hooligan.
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1032. It's not my fault
he's a hooligan.
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1033. Yeah, it's not her
fault I'm a hooligan.
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1034. Well, it's certainly
not my fault!
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1035. I've spent
the last seven years
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1036. teaching Sherman
good judgment.
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1037. If you're such
a great parent...
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1038. why is Ms. Grunion trying to
take Sherman away from you?
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1039. Is that true?
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1040. Is someone gonna
take me away from you?
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1041. No, Sherman,
I'll never let that happen.
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1042. You just need to trust me.
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1043. Oh, dear, a black hole!
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1044. What's happening?
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1045. If I can't pull
us out of here...
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1046. we're going to be smashed to
smithereens on the event horizon.
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1047. There's not enough power to
resist the gravitational pull!
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1048. I've got to divert everything
to the reverse thrusters.
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1049. Why didn't you tell me?
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1050. Tell you what?
Copy !req
1051. Why didn't you
tell me Ms. Grunion
Copy !req
1052. was trying to take
me away from you?
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1053. It's not your job to
worry about these things.
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1054. You just didn't
think I could handle it.
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1055. We'll discuss it later.
Now, sit down.
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1056. I don't want to
discuss it later!
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1057. Sherman, sit!
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1058. You can't talk
to me like that.
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1059. I'm not a dog.
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1060. What did you say?
Copy !req
1061. I said, I'm not a dog!
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1062. You're right,
Sherman, you're not.
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1063. You're just a very bad boy!
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1064. WABAC'. T-minus 10...
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1065. Nine, eight...
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1066. Seven“...
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1067. Six...
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1068. Five...
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1069. Four, three...
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1070. Two...
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1071. One.
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1072. Sherman?
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1073. Penny?
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1074. Sherman, are you okay?
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1075. Sherman?
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1076. He's gone.
Copy !req
1077. Where are we, anyway?
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1078. PEABODY'. Oh, no.
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1079. We're on the brink of one of history's
most ferocious conflicts...
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1080. Delivery.
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1081. How are we doing,
heroes of Greece?
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1082. Feeling 900d?
Copy !req
1083. Feeling strong?
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1084. Okay, let's get warmed up!
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1085. We don't want to pull
something out there.
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1086. Remember what
happened to Achilles.
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1087. That whole thing
with his heel.
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1088. Looking good, Diomedes.
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1089. Menelaus, my man!
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1090. My man.
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1091. Are you ready to get on
the field, Shermanus?
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1092. Sure thing, Mr. Agamemnon.
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1093. That's cute.
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1094. Shh.
Copy !req
1095. Odysseus,
what news do you bring?
Copy !req
1096. Someone left this for us.
Copy !req
1097. A present. Nice.
Copy !req
1098. It looks just like our horse.
Copy !req
1099. Should I bring it inside?
Copy !req
1100. It would be rude not to.
Copy !req
1101. I did not see that coming!
Copy !req
1102. Ugh! Jeez Louise,
what is that smell?
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1103. Oh!
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1104. Ooh. That is
the smell of victory.
Copy !req
1105. Yeah! Victory!
Copy !req
1106. Greetings, men of
Athens, Sparta and Thebes.
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1107. Peabody, here.
Copy !req
1108. I've come for Sherman.
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1109. Do you know this guy?
I thought I did...
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1110. but now I'm not so sure.
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1111. Then he must be a spy.
Kill him!
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1112. No! No!
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1113. He's my dad.
Copy !req
1114. Your dad?
Huh?
Copy !req
1115. It's an adoptive
relationship.
Copy !req
1116. Aw!
Copy !req
1117. Thank you for taking such good
care of my son, Agamemnon...
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1118. but it's time for
him to come home.
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1119. Sorry, Mr. Peabody,
I've joined the Greek army.
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1120. Shermanus is one of us now.
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1121. He's a brother.
I'm his brother.
Copy !req
1122. He's my son.
Copy !req
1123. He took an oath.
I took an oath.
Copy !req
1124. He's seven!
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1125. And a half!
Copy !req
1126. All sons must prove
themselves to their fathers.
Copy !req
1127. Today...
Copy !req
1128. Shermanus will prove himself
on the field of battle.
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1129. But he's only a child.
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1130. Your dad may not think you're ready
to become a man, Shermanus...
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1131. but we do.
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1132. Yeah!
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1133. Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
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1134. Now, I'll show you
what I can handle.
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1135. FYI, a lot of heroes
have father issues.
Copy !req
1136. My old man is a minotaur.
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1137. Half man,
half bull, all judgment.
Copy !req
1138. Ajax, here, strongest
guy in the world...
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1139. but his father never accepted
that his real dream was to sing.
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1140. I wanted
to be in the Greek chorus.
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1141. Uh,yeah, and don't even get
me started about Oedipus.
Copy !req
1142. Let's just say
that you do not want
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1143. to be at his house
over the holidays.
Copy !req
1144. It's awkward.
Copy !req
1145. Sherman, I'm concerned you
haven't thought this through.
Copy !req
1146. This is war. Do you realize
what's about to happen?
Copy !req
1147. I'll tell you
what's gonna happen.
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1148. We're gonna
destroy their houses!
Copy !req
1149. Pull down their temples!
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1150. And make the streets
of the city run red...
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1151. with Trojan blood!
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1152. Yeah!
Copy !req
1153. Blood!
Blood! Blood!
Copy !req
1154. Zeus on three! One!
Copy !req
1155. Sherman, I absolutely forbid you
to fight in the Trojan War.
Copy !req
1156. It's not fair! All my friends
are fighting in the Trojan War.
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1157. Two!
Sherman, it's dangerous.
Copy !req
1158. I'm wearing a helmet.
Copy !req
1159. Three!
You're not going!
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1160. Oh, yes, lam.
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1161. Zeus!
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1162. Zeus! Zeus!
Copy !req
1163. Eat my bronze,
you Trojan dogs!
Copy !req
1164. Eat my bronze,
you Trojan dog!
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1165. Ahh!
Copy !req
1166. Well, that's
cutting it close.
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1167. This is why I ask you
to obey me, Sherman.
Copy !req
1168. Because I'm your father, and
it's my job to keep you safe.
Copy !req
1169. But are you sure Ms. Grunion
won't take me away?
Copy !req
1170. Not as long
as I'm around.
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1171. Mr. Peabody!
Copy !req
1172. Help me!
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1173. Penny!
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1174. Smell my victory!
Copy !req
1175. Smell it!
Copy !req
1176. Hey! That's my ride!
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1177. Mr. Peabody...
Copy !req
1178. hurry!
Copy !req
1179. I'll take that.
Copy !req
1180. You did it, Sherman!
Copy !req
1181. Mr. Peabody helped.
Copy !req
1182. Now, let's get to
the WABAC, go home,
Copy !req
1183. un-hypnotize
Penny's parents...
Copy !req
1184. finish that dinner party,
eat my Baked Alaska...
Copy !req
1185. charm the pants
off Ms. Grunion...
Copy !req
1186. and make sure none of this ever
happens in the first place.
Copy !req
1187. Sounds good.
Copy !req
1188. I'm in.
Copy !req
1189. Ah!
Copy !req
1190. Sherman!
Copy !req
1191. Penny!
Sherman, no!
Copy !req
1192. Whoa!
Copy !req
1193. Mr. Peabody...
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1194. Mr. Peabody?
Copy !req
1195. Mr. Peabody!
Copy !req
1196. Mr. Peabody!
Copy !req
1197. Dad!
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1198. Oh, Mr. Peabody! What should I do?
What should I do?
Copy !req
1199. There's nothing
you can do, Sherman.
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1200. I just want to go home.
Copy !req
1201. Home.
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1202. That's it.
Copy !req
1203. Igotanidea.
Copy !req
1204. Come on!
Copy !req
1205. Where are we gonna go?
Copy !req
1206. We're going home.
Copy !req
1207. There's only one person
who can help us...
Copy !req
1208. and that's Mr. Peabody.
Copy !req
1209. What are you talking about?
How is that even possible?
Copy !req
1210. We've got a time machine,
Penny!
Copy !req
1211. I can set it so
that we'll get home
Copy !req
1212. when Mr. Peabody
is still there.
Copy !req
1213. But I thought
you're not supposed
Copy !req
1214. to go back to a time
when you existed.
Copy !req
1215. What choice do we have?
Copy !req
1216. Error. You are attempting to
travel to an era in which you exist.
Copy !req
1217. This could alter
the fabric of space-time.
Copy !req
1218. Error. Error.
Copy !req
1219. Hang on!
Copy !req
1220. This is fun!
Copy !req
1221. This is a little homespun
concoction I like to call...
Copy !req
1222. "Einstein on the Beach."
Copy !req
1223. PATTY". Yummy.
Copy !req
1224. To the kids.
Copy !req
1225. To the kids!
Copy !req
1226. Mr. Peabody.
Copy !req
1227. Sherman? Penny?
Copy !req
1228. Can we talk to
you a second?
Copy !req
1229. Of course.
Copy !req
1230. Excuse me.
Copy !req
1231. I've really hit it off
with your parents.
Copy !req
1232. I think we can file this night
under "Unqualified Success."
Copy !req
1233. I'd hold off
filing it just yet.
Copy !req
1234. What do you mean?
Copy !req
1235. Why are you two dressed
like ancient Greeks?
Copy !req
1236. You used the WABAC!
I did.
Copy !req
1237. I know, it's terrible!
Copy !req
1238. But why?
Copy !req
1239. Penny and I got into an argument
about George Washington.
Copy !req
1240. So, I made him
show me the WABAC.
Copy !req
1241. And I lost her
in ancient Egypt.
Copy !req
1242. And I got engaged
to King Tut.
Copy !req
1243. So, I came back and got you.
Then we ran out of gas.
Copy !req
1244. In Florence.
Went into a black hole.
Copy !req
1245. And then you died
in ancient Troy.
Copy !req
1246. Died? I have a hard
time believing that.
Copy !req
1247. It's true!
Copy !req
1248. But now you're here, and
everything's gonna be okay.
Copy !req
1249. I told you never to come back
to a time when you existed...
Copy !req
1250. because there
would be two of you!
Copy !req
1251. Yeah, but the other one
of me is in ancient Egypt.
Copy !req
1252. Ahh!
Copy !req
1253. Who are you?
Copy !req
1254. He's you, but
from another timeline.
Copy !req
1255. But I thought you said never to come
back to a time when you existed.
Copy !req
1256. Exactly!
I know.
Copy !req
1257. But what was I supposed to do?
Mr. Peabody died in ancient Troy.
Copy !req
1258. Died?
Copy !req
1259. I have a hard time
believing that.
Copy !req
1260. Thank you.
Copy !req
1261. What are we going to do?
Copy !req
1262. Well, for starters, both
Shermans can't stay here.
Copy !req
1263. Why? We could
get bunk beds.
Copy !req
1264. I was thinking
the same thing.
Copy !req
1265. That's so weird.
It's like we're twins!
Copy !req
1266. I was thinking that, too!
Copy !req
1267. Ow!
Copy !req
1268. You see? We can't have two
Shermans in the same timeline.
Copy !req
1269. It puts too much strain
on the space-time continuum.
Copy !req
1270. What to do?
The Petersons
Copy !req
1271. can't know any of this.
Copy !req
1272. Hey, Pea-buddy.
Copy !req
1273. Hey.
Copy !req
1274. How's it going?
Copy !req
1275. Patty and I are
working up an appetite.
Copy !req
1276. Mmm. The smells coming from
your kitchen are yummy!
Copy !req
1277. Especially that
Baked Alaska.
Copy !req
1278. So, what's going on here?
Copy !req
1279. Yeah, what's
with the getups?
Copy !req
1280. TQga party!
Copy !req
1281. Yes, it is a toga party!
Copy !req
1282. Well, what about dinner?
Copy !req
1283. I'm starving.
Copy !req
1284. Why don't we head
into the dining room...
Copy !req
1285. and tuck into those quails
you've been yakking about?
Copy !req
1286. N
Why not? o!
Copy !req
1287. Because it's so
fun right here!
Copy !req
1288. Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
1289. Ms. Grunion!
Copy !req
1290. How delightful.
Copy !req
1291. We were
having such a good time...
Copy !req
1292. I almost forgot you were coming.
Oh!
Copy !req
1293. Well, why don't
you join the party?
Copy !req
1294. I'm not here for a party. I'm
here for the investigation.
Copy !req
1295. Good. Why don't you start
investigating over here?
Copy !req
1296. Or here, or here,
or here...
Copy !req
1297. Stop waving your hands around!
Copy !req
1298. Sherman?
Copy !req
1299. Wait! Is that...?
Copy !req
1300. Sherman!
Copy !req
1301. Dos Shermanos? What's
going on here, Peabody?
Copy !req
1302. Oh...
Copy !req
1303. Um...
Copy !req
1304. Nobody move!
Copy !req
1305. Sherman, I've got to get you out
of here before you touch yourself.
Copy !req
1306. Mr. Peabody!
You didn't die!
Copy !req
1307. Of course I didn't die.
Copy !req
1308. Thank you.
Copy !req
1309. Hey. How did you get back?
Copy !req
1310. Well, after a few
failed experiments...
Copy !req
1311. I hit upon a combination of
bones, stone and yak fat...
Copy !req
1312. and constructed
a rudimentary WABAC.
Copy !req
1313. You know what they say...
Copy !req
1314. "if at first you don't
succeed, Troy, Troy again."
Copy !req
1315. This is no time for puns!
Even good ones.
Copy !req
1316. Penny, Sherman,
quickly!
Copy !req
1317. You're not going anywhere.
Copy !req
1318. I've seen quite enough
to remove the boy...
Copy !req
1319. both boys,
from this home.
Copy !req
1320. No, don't,
Ms. Grunion, please!
Copy !req
1321. This is all my fault.
I started it.
Copy !req
1322. I'm so sorry, Sherman.
Copy !req
1323. You have nothing
to apologize for, Penny.
Copy !req
1324. A dog should never
have been allowed
Copy !req
1325. to adopt a boy
in the first place.
Copy !req
1326. Now, come along.
Copy !req
1327. Ms. Grunion,
be careful!
Copy !req
1328. Ah! on!
Copy !req
1329. What's happening?
Copy !req
1330. Mr. Peabody, help!
Copy !req
1331. Sherman!
Sherman!
Copy !req
1332. Oh!
Copy !req
1333. Hey! Where did
the other two go?
Copy !req
1334. Our cosmic doubles combined
in order to reconcile a paradox...
Copy !req
1335. in the space-time continuum.
Copy !req
1336. Okay, that makes sense.
Copy !req
1337. I don't know what
just happened here...
Copy !req
1338. but I know it was wrong!
Copy !req
1339. This boy is coming with me!
Mr. Peabody!
Copy !req
1340. No, Ms. Grunion!
Ow! Let me go!
Copy !req
1341. Get back here!
Copy !req
1342. Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!
Copy !req
1343. Oh! Oh!
Copy !req
1344. He bit me!
Copy !req
1345. He bit me!
Copy !req
1346. Yes, hello, police.
Copy !req
1347. I'd like to
report an assault.
Copy !req
1348. A bite.
Copy !req
1349. Mr. Peabody,
what are we gonna do?
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1350. Get here
as soon as possible.
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1351. Run!
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1352. He's kidnapping
the children! Oh!
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1353. I can't believe
you bit her, Mr. Peabody!
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1354. I know, Sherman,
it was wrong.
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1355. “W Yong“?
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1356. It was awesome!
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1357. And now, to return to our proper
timeline and erase this mess.
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1358. There he is! He's got my daughter
in that giant space apple!
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1359. My face is numb.
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1360. Whoo-hoo!
Yes!
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1361. What's wrong?
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1362. WABAC'. Time travel failed.
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1363. Oh, dear.
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1364. What is it,
Mr. Peabody?
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1365. Our cosmic
doubles colliding...
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1366. ripped a hole
in the space-time continuum.
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1367. That's why we didn't
get to the past.
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1368. Hey, Peabody!
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1369. Looks like the past
is coming to us.
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1370. Oof! I will get you, dog!
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1371. And your little boy, too!
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1372. Penny!
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1373. My bride!
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1374. What?
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1375. Oh, dear.
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1376. Oh, dear.
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1377. Follow that orb!
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1378. Incoming!
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1379. What sort of
creature are you?
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1380. The name is Grunion!
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1381. I'm in love!
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1382. I just need to
find a Wormhole.
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1383. Hey, Einstein,
it's a red light.
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1384. Hey, I'm walking, here!
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1385. Cake!
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1386. Mmm!
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1387. There they go.
Don't lose them.
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1388. I'm trying to find
another Wormhole...
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1389. but they all lead
back to the present!
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1390. WABAC'. Time travel failed.
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1391. Time travel failed.
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1392. Whoo!
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1393. There he is. After them!
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1394. Penny, my queen,
I know you're in there.
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1395. We're coming, Shermanus!
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1396. WABAC'. Time travel failed.
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1397. Mr. Peabody!
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1398. Look out!
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1399. Whoa!
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1400. Shermanus, hold on.
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1401. We shall release
you from this egg.
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1402. Drop the saber and step away
from the futuristic orb.
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1403. I take orders from no man!
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1404. Don't tase me, bro.
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1405. Come out, Peabody,
with your paws in the air.
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1406. Mr. Peabody,
you're under arrest...
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1407. for kidnapping,
reckless endangerment...
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1408. And a multiplicity
of major traffic violations.
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1409. You don't understand.
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1410. There's a rip
in the space-time continuum!
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1411. If you arrest me,
I won't be able to fix—
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1412. Blah, blah, blah.
For too long...
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1413. you've bamboozled the world
with your fancyjargon...
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1414. and that little
red tie of yours...
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1415. and look what's come of it.
Copy !req
1416. Take him away!
Copy !req
1417. Wait.
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1418. Mr. Peabody!
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1419. Sherman!
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1420. What's gonna happen
to Mr. Peabody?
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1421. Don't you know what happens
to dogs that bite?
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1422. Let me go.
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1423. You don't know
what you're doing.
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1424. Please, before
it's too late.
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1425. Wait!
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1426. Give him another chance.
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1427. He's through with chances. Now,
he has to pay for his mistakes.
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1428. But I'm the one who
made all the mistakes.
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1429. I'm the one who used the
WABAC without permission.
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1430. The only mistake
Mr. Peabody ever made...
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1431. was me.
Copy !req
1432. Sherman.
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1433. You're absolutely
right, Sherman.
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1434. What kind of a father could
this dog ever be to a boy?
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1435. Maybe you're right,
Ms. Grunion.
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1436. But there's one thing
you haven't considered.
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1437. What's that?
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1438. I'm a dog, too!
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1439. If being a dog means
you're like Mr. Peabody...
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1440. who never turns
his back on you...
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1441. and who's always there to
pick you up when you fall...
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1442. and loves you no matter
how many times you mess up...
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1443. if that's what it
means to be a dog...
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1444. then, yeah,
I'm a dog, too!
Copy !req
1445. I'm a dog, too.
Copy !req
1446. I'm a dog, too.
Copy !req
1447. I'm a dog, too!
Copy !req
1448. I'm a dog, too!
Copy !req
1449. I'm a dog as well!
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1450. A poodle dog!
Copy !req
1451. I am a dog, too.
Copy !req
1452. Ditto on that dog thing!
Copy !req
1453. I'm a dog, too.
Copy !req
1454. I'm a dog, too.
Copy !req
1455. I'm a dog, too.
Copy !req
1456. I am a dog as well.
Copy !req
1457. I'm a dog, too.
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1458. I'm a dog, too.
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1459. I'm a dog, too.
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1460. I'm Spartacus!
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1461. All right, fine, you're all dogs,
but you can't change the law.
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1462. I know someone who can.
Copy !req
1463. BOY:
George Washington.
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1464. We hold these truths
to be self-evident...
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1465. that all men, and some dogs,
are created equal.
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1466. I hereby award Mr. Peabody
a presidential pardon.
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1467. Me, too.
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1468. I've done worse.
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1469. Huh?
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1470. Uh, Mr. Peabody, look!
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1471. Ahh!
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1472. Ooh!
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1473. It's getting closer!
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1474. What are
we going to do?
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1475. This is the greatest collection
of geniuses ever assembled!
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1476. Surely we can come up with another
way of getting to the past.
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1477. I can build a catapult.
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1478. We go very fast.
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1479. But, remember, as you approach
the speed of light...
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1480. gravity will get too strong.
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1481. Oh, indeed. "For every action, there
is an equal and opposite reaction."
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1482. How about we just punch
that big hole in the face?
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1483. I have an idea.
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1484. Hey, everybody,
I have an idea!
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1485. Yes, what
is it, Sherman?
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1486. Why not go to the future?
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1487. The future?
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1488. I've never been there before, so
it's probably not as messed up.
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1489. Sherman, that's it!
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1490. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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1491. Not usually.
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1492. It's exactly what
you all just said...
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1493. except the total opposite!
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1494. If we set the WABAC for the
future, and go very, very fast...
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1495. we'll create our own
gravitational field...
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1496. that's equal and opposite...
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1497. to the rip in
the space-time continuum!
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1498. Oh, my...
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1499. I don't get it.
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1500. We're gonna fly up there and
punch that big hole in the face!
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1501. Yes!
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1502. Sherman, you're a genius.
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1503. But, Peabody...
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1504. how far into
the future must you go?
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1505. Just a few seconds
ought to do it,
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1506. and then we'll
slingshot right back.
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1507. Are you sure this
is going to work?
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1508. Don't worry, Penny.
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1509. Just remember,
I'm a...
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1510. genius!
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1511. Sherman...
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1512. I need to reprogram
the WABAC.
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1513. All right, Mr. Peabody.
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1514. That means you have to drive.
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1515. In order to make the leap
into the future...
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1516. the WABAC will
have to go very fast.
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1517. Faster than it's
ever gone before!
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1518. Are you ready, Sherman?
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1519. I'm ready.
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1520. Come on, Sherman,
you can do it.
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1521. Now, Mr. Peabody?
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1522. Sherman, we need more speed.
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1523. N ow?
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1524. Just a little more!
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1525. Not yet, Sherman.
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1526. Not yet.
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1527. Now!
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1528. Whoa! Whoa!
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1529. Farewell!
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1530. Ooh!
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1531. You haven't seen the
last of me, Peabody.
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1532. You'll make a mistake
eventually, and when you do...
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1533. I'll be there!
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1534. The Grunion is mine!
Ooh!
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1535. Come on, Sherman. Come on!
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1536. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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1537. If you want to watch
television before I get home...
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1538. simply press
"input" three times...
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1539. and then use the remote
control as usual.
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1540. Yes, Sherman.
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1541. And if you're worried about making
friends at the PTA meeting...
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1542. consider bringing
snacks for everyone.
Copy !req
1543. Bagels are always
appreciated.
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1544. Yes, Sherman.
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1545. And remember,
Mr. Peabody...
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1546. I have robotics club
after school today.
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1547. Sherman, wait.
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1548. Yes, Mr. Peabody?
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1549. L...
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1550. I love you, Sherman.
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1551. I have a deep regard for
you as well, Mr. Peabody.
Copy !req
1552. Hey, Mr. Peabody!
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1553. Hey, Sherman!
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1554. Wait up!
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1555. No doubt about it.
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1556. Every dog should have a boy.
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1557. Oh!
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1558. Ooh!
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1559. Ah!
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1560. A-ha!
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1561. I now pronounce
you husband and wife.
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1562. You may kiss the Grunion.
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1563. Come here, soldier.
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1564. There's always time for living
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1565. Can we just do it again?
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1566. One more time like it
once was way back when
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1567. You gave me
something to believe in
Copy !req
1568. We were the best of friends
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1569. Well, I remember the
good times way back when
Copy !req
1570. Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go
Copy !req
1571. I've got you on your way I feel
it for you, don't you know
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1572. We're superheroes and villains
Copy !req
1573. When we used to pretend
Copy !req
1574. We'd go wherever our minds
would take us way back when
Copy !req
1575. Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go
Copy !req
1576. I've got you on your way I feel
it for you, don't you know
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1577. It's a promise that I made
Never be afraid
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1578. I know we'll be okay This
luck we have, it cannot go
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1579. 'Cause you're on your own
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1580. You're not alone
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1581. I know I'll see you again
Again
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1582. And if all these things
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1583. Come to an end
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1584. We'll always have
a way back when
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1585. Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go
Copy !req
1586. I've got you on your way I feel
it for you, don't you know
Copy !req
1587. It's a promise that I made
Never be afraid
Copy !req
1588. I know we'll be okay This
luck we have, it cannot go
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