1. Our story begins
high over New York City...
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2. in the luxurious
penthouse apartment...
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3. of perhaps the most unlikely
genius the world has ever known.
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4. Oh. Sorry. You caught
me doing my yoga.
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5. You were expecting downward
dog, perhaps?
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6. My name is Mr. Peabody. And since we're
going to be spending some time together...
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7. I'd like to tell you a
little bit about myself.
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8. You see, ever since I was a pup...
it was clear that I was different.
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9. I tried to fit in...
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10. No, thank you.
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11. but never could.
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12. As I grew, I saw more and
more of my littermates...
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13. being chosen by their new families.
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14. But for some reason, I never was.
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15. Come on, boy! Fetch the stick!
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16. But why? Won't you
just throw it again?
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17. It's an exercise in futility.
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18. I don't want this one,
Mommy. He's sarcastic.
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19. Wait, wait! Come back!
Throw the stick.
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20. I'll stay, I'll heel,
I'll even shake hands.
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21. Bark, bark?
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22. So, without a family of my own...
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23. I dedicated myself to
the pursuit of knowledge...
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24. culture, and athletics.
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25. I received my degree at Harvard.
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26. Vale-dog-torian, of course.
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27. Yay!
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28. And then, I devoted myself
to helping mankind.
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29. I pioneered new techniques
in alternative energy.
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30. Yay!
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31. Resolved geopolitical
conflicts around the globe.
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32. And in my spare time...
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33. I invented the fist bump,
planking, tearaway pants...
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34. Auto-Tune...
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35. the backside ollie...
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36. and Zumba.
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37. Now go
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38. Stop
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39. Drop
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40. Pause
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41. But what I'm most proud of
is my son, Sherman.
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42. Hi, Mr. Peabody.
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43. Oh! Have you
told them about the WABAC?
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44. I was just getting to that.
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45. When I adopted Sherman, I vowed
to be the best father I could be.
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46. To prepare him for all
the wonders of the world,
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47. present and past.
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48. And so, Sherman inspired the
greatest invention of my life...
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49. a time machine.
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50. Of course, time travel
can be a bit unpredictable.
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51. There are bound to be
a few mishaps along the way.
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52. Let's just say,
the Leaning Tower of Pisa
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53. wasn't always leaning.
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54. But there's nothing like learning
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55. the lessons of history firsthand.
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56. Right, Sherman?
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57. Where are we going
today, Mr. Peabody?
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58. Not "where," Sherman.
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59. "When."
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60. Whoa! This is the
biggest house I've ever seen!
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61. It's the Palace of
Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette.
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62. You know, she was mostly
famous for one thing.
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63. Cake!
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64. I love cake so much.
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65. Marie Antoinette sure
likes cake, Mr. Peabody.
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66. - Oh!
- Indeed she does.
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67. Marie was a woman with a
prodigious appetite...
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68. for all things
covered with frosting.
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69. But her expensive tastes made her
the target of much criticism.
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70. - Why?
- Because, Sherman...
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71. during Marie's reign,
the common people
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72. of France were exceedingly poor.
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73. You've got any bread?
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74. No! I'm exceedingly poor.
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75. Now, can we have some cake?
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76. Mais, oui.
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77. Oh, yeah, sorry.
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78. "May we" have some cake?
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79. Mais, oui!
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80. Maybe she can't hear me
through the hair.
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81. Sherman, what the queen means is...
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82. Ah! Let them eat cake!
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83. When the queen heard the poor of
Paris could not even buy bread...
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84. she said, "Let them eat cake."
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85. No!
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86. I heard it myself.
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87. - It's a scandal!
- It's an outrage!
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88. Down with the queen!
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89. Down with the monarchy!
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90. Wait!
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91. What kind of cake?
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92. Smashing party, Your Majesty.
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93. But now, I'm afraid
Sherman and I must be...
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94. Sherman? Sherman?
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95. Sherman!
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96. Sherman?
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97. Sherman! Here, Sherman.
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98. Hey, Mr. Peabody.
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99. What are you doing in here?
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100. Trying these other cakes.
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101. There's one in here with whipped
cream and strawberries that's...
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102. pretty fantastic!
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103. Sherman...
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104. don't you remember
why I told you to stay
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105. close to me during
the French Revolution?
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106. Because after
the French Revolution...
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107. - it was gonna rain?
- Close.
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108. I said, "After the
French Revolution comes...
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109. the Reign of Terror!"
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110. Round up the aristocrats.
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111. The queen and her
aristocratic cronies...
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112. must pay the price
for their gluttony.
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113. We will slaughter them
like the dogs they are.
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114. Starting with this one!
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115. Mr. Peabody!
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116. What should I do?
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117. Nothing, Sherman.
Just stay right there.
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118. But, Mr. Peabody!
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119. Everything is going
to be fine, Sherman.
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120. Just stay right there.
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121. Off with his head!
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122. Mr. Peabody!
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123. A cantaloupe?
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124. The lowest of the fruits.
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125. Who dares to insult me
with this melon?
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126. Get that dog!
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127. Mr. Peabody, how did you escape?
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128. It's simple, Sherman.
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129. I noticed the distance
between the sewer lids...
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130. reasoned that there must be one
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131. directly under
the guillotine platform...
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132. noted the loose board
under the basket...
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133. computed the angle at
which the setting sun
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134. would bounce off your glasses...
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135. momentarily blinding
the executioner...
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136. and chose that moment to swipe
the executioner's melon...
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137. giving me the added weight to tip
the boards, facilitating my exit.
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138. That's amazing!
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139. It's not amazing.
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140. It was just a matter
of keeping my head.
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141. "Keeping your head."
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142. I don't get it.
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143. There he is! After them!
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144. Come, Sherman, quick!
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145. Oh, this water tastes terrible.
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146. Interestingly, that's not water.
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147. Ha-ha!
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148. I've got you now.
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149. Indeed you have,
Monsieur Robespierre.
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150. And what a master
of the chase you are.
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151. Oh, you noticed?
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152. Of course.
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153. Doubling back on me like that.
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154. That was genius.
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155. Thank you.
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156. I just hope you don't take
my little confederate, here.
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157. I depend on him so completely.
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158. Get over here, you.
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159. Drats! You're devilishly clever.
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160. I know. And much quicker
than you as well.
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161. But are you quick enough for this?
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162. Ha-ha! See? Quick!
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163. Quick, yes, but not too smart.
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164. Oh! Another cantaloupe!
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165. Your sword!
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166. All right, Sherman,
looks like it's time
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167. for a little pop quiz
in the art of fencing.
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168. Go!
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169. Attack! Parry! Thrust! Repeat!
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170. - No.
- Remise!
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171. Good boy!
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172. Oh!
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173. Huh?
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174. Ha-ha! You missed!
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175. I never miss.
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176. Hop on!
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177. Whoa!
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178. Whoa! Whoa!
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179. Yeah! Whoa!
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180. Yeah!
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181. Do you smell that, Sherman?
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182. It wasn't me, Mr. Peabody.
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183. I know it wasn't you.
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184. It's the methane gas
in the sewer system.
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185. And given the fact that it ignites
at 306 degrees Fahrenheit...
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186. we're about to use it...
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187. to blast out of here!
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188. Hang on!
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189. Whoo!
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190. Wow!
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191. - Nice landing, eh, Sherman?
- Oof!
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192. So, what did you
learn today, Sherman?
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193. That French Revolution was crazy.
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194. How so?
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195. All those guys getting
their heads chopped off...
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196. and nobody standing up
and saying it wasn't right.
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197. And think, Marie Antoinette could
have avoided the whole revolution...
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198. if she'd simply issued an edict
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199. to distribute
bread amongst the poor.
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200. But then, she couldn't
have had her dessert.
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201. Why not, Mr. Peabody?
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202. Because, Sherman, you can't have
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203. your cake and edict, too.
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204. I don't get it.
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205. Where are we gonna go
tomorrow, Mr. Peabody?
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206. Ancient Rome? The Wild West? 1492?
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207. No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't
be going to any of those places.
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208. Oh. Why not?
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209. Because tomorrow's adventure...
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210. is one that you're going to
be taking all on your own.
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211. What do you mean, Mr. Peabody?
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212. Don't you remember?
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213. It's your first day of school.
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214. - Oh. Can I drive?
- Of course not.
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215. Remember, Sherman,
"I" before "e," except after "c."
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216. I know, Mr. Peabody!
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217. And don't forget about
the commutative principle.
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218. Two plus three
equals three plus two.
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219. I know, Mr. Peabody!
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220. And if you have to
go to the bathroom...
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221. just raise your hand proudly
and say, "I have to go."
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222. I will, Mr. Peabody.
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223. And remember, the No. 2 pencil
is standard for most uses...
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224. but there are times when
a No. 1 comes in handy.
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225. I left a little pencil chart
in your backpack...
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226. which you can consult if it
ever becomes a judgment call.
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227. I think I'll be okay!
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228. Okay, bye, Mr. Peabody.
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229. Wait.
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230. - See you after school.
- Sherman!
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231. I gotta go. I gotta
sign up for the clubs.
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232. No one is more in
favor of participation
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233. in fraternal organizations than I.
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234. But before you go,
I want you to have this.
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235. Thanks. What is it?
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236. A dog whistle.
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237. It doesn't work, Mr. Peabody.
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238. It works fine, Sherman.
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239. It's just a frequency
only dogs can hear.
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240. Oh, cool.
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241. Let that little keepsake
be a reminder to you...
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242. that no matter what
challenges you face,
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243. no matter how far
away I might seem...
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244. Bye, Mr. Peabody!
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245. I'm with you.
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246. George Washington.
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247. Who can tell me who he is?
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248. Oh, me! I can! I can!
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249. Uh... Sherman.
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250. The first president of the
United States of America.
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251. Good job.
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252. And when President Washington
was a little boy...
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253. what kind of tree did he cut down?
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254. Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me!
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255. - Penny?
- A cherry tree.
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257. What kind of tree is that?
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258. It's not a tree. It's a word.
"Apocryphal."
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259. It means that story is not true.
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260. - Really?
- Yeah.
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261. George Washington never
cut down a cherry tree...
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262. and he never said he couldn't lie.
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263. People made those stories up to
teach kids a lesson about lying...
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264. but they're not true.
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265. He did cross the Delaware River,
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266. Christmas night, 1776, though.
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267. My dad took me there this summer.
We crossed it, too.
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268. I fell in.
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269. Looks like someone really knows
their history, huh, Penny?
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270. It's really great meeting you guys.
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271. Maybe you can come over
to my house sometime.
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272. I could bring my new model.
It's a hydrogen atom.
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273. You've only got one, huh?
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274. Guess we'll have to split it.
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275. Good one!
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276. Check it, guys.
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277. What do you got there, Sherman?
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278. Kibbles or bits?
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279. Actually, I've got baby carrots,
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280. organic apple juice,
and a tuna sandwich.
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281. It's super-high in omega-3s.
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282. So, you eat human food, huh?
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283. Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
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284. Because you're a dog.
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285. No, I'm not.
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286. Sure you are. Your dad is a
dog, so you're a dog, too.
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287. I think you're confused. It's
an adoptive relationship.
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288. - Zip it, Carl.
- Okay.
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289. Here, I'll show you. Fetch!
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290. Go on, doggy. Go get your lunch.
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291. Go on.
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292. Go get it.
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293. Ugh. The humiliation.
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294. Sherman, go get your food.
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295. Make like a good little doggy.
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296. Ruff-ruff!
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297. - What's this?
- It's mine!
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298. Give it back!
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299. What is it? A whistle?
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300. Ugh! Stupid thing
doesn't even work.
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301. It's a dog whistle, Penny.
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302. It operates at a frequency
that only dogs can hear.
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303. - Back up, Carl.
- Okay.
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304. Penny, that whistle
is my private property.
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305. - Give it back!
- Jump, doggy, jump.
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306. I am not a dog.
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307. Come on, Sherman!
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308. Just admit it.
You're a dog. Say it.
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309. Let me go!
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310. Not until you beg like a dog.
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311. Come on, Sherman. Beg!
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312. Fight, fight, fight!
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313. Mr. Peabody, thank you for
coming in on such short notice...
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314. to discuss
the problem with Sherman.
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315. Oh, it's not a problem
at all, Principal Purdy.
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316. I fully expected this.
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317. - You did?
- Yes.
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318. And, as with all things
Sherman-related, I prepared for it.
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319. Here's a curriculum
that takes Sherman's
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320. advanced preparation
into account...
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321. but won't require you to have
him skip one or more grades.
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322. Mr. Peabody...
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323. Here are some pre-algebra worksheets,
an advanced reading list...
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324. and a link to a website I created
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325. so he can start
studying Mandarin Chinese.
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326. It is, after all,
the language of the future.
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327. Mr. Peabody!
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328. I'm not saying he shouldn't study
French, too, Principal Purdy.
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329. I'm saying have him do both.
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330. Mr. Peabody!
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331. What? Not enough? Swahili?
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332. Sherman got into a fight today.
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333. Oh, dear.
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334. Pictures were taken...
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335. for insurance purposes.
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336. He bit her.
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337. I must say, it doesn't look
good for you, Mr. Peabody.
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338. After all, you are a dog.
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339. Who, may I ask, are you?
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340. I am Ms. Grunion from the Bureau
of Child Safety and Protection.
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341. We're required by law to contact
them whenever there's an...
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342. incident.
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343. Sherman has never done
anything like this before.
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344. I'm sure he must have had a reason.
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345. Well, the girl was being
a bit of a bully...
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346. Quiet, Purdy!
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347. It's normal for children to tease.
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348. It's not normal for them to bite.
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349. Clearly, it's because of
how he's being raised.
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350. In my opinion, a dog can never be
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351. a suitable parent to a little boy.
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352. I must point out, Ms. Grunion...
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353. that I won
the right to adopt Sherman
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354. in a court of law.
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355. And the court can
take it away from you.
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356. I'll be coming to your home tomorrow
evening to conduct an investigation.
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357. If I discover that you are,
in anyway, an unfit parent...
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358. I will see to it Sherman is
removed from your custody.
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359. Permanently.
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360. I hope I've made myself clear.
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361. Crystal.
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362. I'm sorry I bit her, Mr. Peabody.
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363. I won't do it again.
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364. You're darn tooting
you won't do it again.
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365. This kind of wanton violence
is totally unacceptable.
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366. And rather uncharacteristic, given
how you feel about Mr. Gandhi.
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367. What on earth provoked it?
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368. She called me a dog.
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369. Well, all right then.
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370. Thank you for telling me.
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371. Try and get some sleep.
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372. I love you, Mr. Peabody.
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373. I have a deep regard
for you as well, Sherman.
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374. Close your eyes
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375. Have no fear
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376. The master's gone He's on the run
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377. And your daddy's here
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378. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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379. Say a little prayer
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380. Every day, in every way
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381. It's getting better and better
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382. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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383. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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384. A hard road to hoe
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385. Yes, it's a long way to go
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386. But in the meantime
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387. Take my hand
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388. Life is what happens to you while
you're busy making other plans
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389. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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390. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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391. Mr. Peabody...
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392. you are a Nobel
Prize-winning scientist.
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393. An advisor to heads of state.
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394. A captain of industry.
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395. Why would you want to adopt a boy?
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396. Because, Your Honor...
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397. when I found Sherman, it reminded
me of how I started out in life.
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398. And now, I want to give him
the one thing I always wanted.
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400. And you're sure you're capable
of meeting all the challenges...
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401. of raising a human boy?
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402. With all due respect,
how hard could it be?
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403. Very well, then.
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404. If a boy can adopt a dog...
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405. I see no reason
why a dog cannot adopt a boy.
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406. Da-da!
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407. No, Sherman, not "Da-da."
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408. You shall call me "Mr. Peabody."
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409. Or, in less formal moments,
simply "Peabody."
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410. That's right.
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411. "Mr. Pea-baba."
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412. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy
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413. What's cooking, Mr. Peabody?
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414. Oh, nothing much.
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415. Just a little Dungeness crab with
a passion-fruit basil concassé.
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416. Some truffled quails
in a juniper-berry reduction.
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417. And Baked Alaska.
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418. Wow! Is today some
kind of special occasion?
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419. You could say.
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420. It's not my birthday.
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421. No, it isn't.
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422. It's not your birthday.
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423. Right again.
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424. It's not Father's Day. Is it?
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425. Nope. It's not Father's Day.
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426. ls the president
coming to dinner again?
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427. - No.
- Oh.
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428. So, who's coming to dinner?
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429. Let's just say, if the
evening is a success...
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430. we can put this whole
"biting" business behind us.
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431. The Petersons! Welcome.
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432. So, he's literally a dog.
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433. Paul!
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434. No, that's all right.
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435. Although, I prefer "literate dog."
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436. That's funny.
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437. Isn't that funny, Paul?
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438. He's not a big laugher.
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439. We're so delighted you could
make it on such short notice.
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440. Aren't we, Sherman?
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441. Aren't we, Sherman?
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442. Yeah, we're interested in what's
going on, that's for sure.
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443. Say hello to Penny, Sherman.
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444. Hi, Penny.
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445. Hello, Sherman.
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446. Now, why don't you go show Penny
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448. I'm sure she'll find
those new geodes
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449. of yours fascinating.
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450. Come on.
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451. I am so glad you
accepted my invitation.
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452. Now, the kids can resolve their
differences before Ms. Grunion arrives.
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453. You're barking up the wrong
tree, mister. In fact...
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454. if it weren't for Patty, I would
have pressed charges already.
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456. where my daughter is concerned,
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457. nothing is more important than...
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458. Hello. Sure, I'll take a survey.
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459. Everything going swimmingly?
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460. Ugh.
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461. Why didn't you tell me
she was coming over here?
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462. Because I didn't want you to worry.
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463. Okay, because I didn't want to
listen to your bellyaching.
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464. Thank you for your honesty.
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465. You're welcome.
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466. I don't know what you think we're
supposed to do in here anyway.
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467. She hates me.
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468. Share your interests.
Tell a witty anecdote.
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469. Mr. Peabody...
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470. I hate her.
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471. Sherman,
every great relationship...
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472. starts from a place of conflict,
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473. and evolves into something richer.
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474. Bonne chance.
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475. Make it work.
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476. But don't tell her about the WABAC.
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477. Don't even think about it.
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478. Ah.
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479. Peabody, that was amazing!
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480. Paul, wasn't that amazing?
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481. I'm more into rock-'n'-roll.
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482. I meant flamenco.
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483. Bagpipes?
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484. Uh, didgeridoo.
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485. Sitar.
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486. Steel drums.
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487. Trombone.
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488. Xylophone.
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489. DJembe?
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490. Calliope.
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491. Oboe. Piccolo.
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492. Tuba. Dobro.
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493. Slide whistle. Yodeling.
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494. Hurdy-gurdy. Ocarina.
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495. Harmonium. Musical saw.
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496. You know what?
This has been great...
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497. but a complete waste of time.
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498. Now, let's get Penny and go home!
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499. Are you all right, Paul?
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500. I'm... fine.
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501. This happens whenever he's tense.
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502. Paul, if I might...
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503. Stay away from me, Peabody!
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504. Just get back! I need traction.
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505. You can trust me, Paul.
I'm a licensed chiropractor.
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506. Ow! Huh.
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507. Ooh...
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508. Ah...
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509. Peabody...
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510. I feel great.
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511. I...
I really feel great!
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512. Peabody, you're a miracle worker.
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513. Ha-ha! Look at me!
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514. I'm dancing!
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515. You know, Penny...
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516. Sigmund Freud says
if you don't like a person...
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517. it's because they remind you of something
you don't like about yourself.
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518. What do you know
about Sigmund Freud?
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519. More than you think.
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520. Sure. Just like you
know all that stuff...
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521. about George Washington not really
cutting down the cherry tree.
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522. Ugh. What a crock.
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523. But it's true!
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524. - How do you know?
- I just know!
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525. - Did you read it in a book?
- No!
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526. - See it in a movie?
- No!
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527. Did your brainiac dad tell you?
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528. No!
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529. So, how do you know, Sherman?
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530. How do you know?
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531. He told me.
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532. Who told you?
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533. George Washington.
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534. George Washington?
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535. Yeah.
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536. Ugh! Liar.
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537. But don't tell her about the WABAC.
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538. He calls it the "WABAC."
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539. So, where have you gone in it?
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540. Not "where," Penny, "when."
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541. Okay, smart guy, when?
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542. Oh, 1965,1776, 1620...
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543. 1492, 1215, 4.
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544. - Can it go back to an hour ago?
- Why?
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545. Because I could take it home,
pretend to be sick...
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546. and not come to
this lame dinner party.
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547. Ha-ha. Mr. Peabody says you
should never use the WABAC...
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548. to travel to
a time when you existed.
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549. How come?
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550. There would be two of you.
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551. Oh, yeah.
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552. I guess the world's
not ready for that.
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553. Wow.
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554. Um, well, now that we've seen
it, maybe we should go back.
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555. Are you kidding?
Where should we go first?
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556. Mr. Peabody says I'm not
allowed to drive it till I'm older.
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557. Do you do everything
Mr. Peabody says?
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558. Yeah.
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559. You know what that
makes you, Sherman.
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560. An obedient son?
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561. Nope.
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562. A dog.
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563. - Ooh!
- Nice control.
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564. - Look at him go!
- Take it, Patty!
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565. - Heads up, Paul!
- Whoa!
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566. Here you go. Zing!
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567. Oh, yeah.
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568. - Oh!
- Hey, look at that.
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569. This is fun!
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570. This is a little homespun
concoction I like to call...
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571. "Einstein on the Beach."
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572. Yummy.
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573. To the kids.
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574. To the kids!
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575. Mr. Peabody.
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576. Sherman?
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577. Can I talk to you a second?
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578. Of course.
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579. Excuse me.
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580. I've really hit it off
with Penny's parents.
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581. I think we can file this night
under "Unqualified Success."
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582. Uh, I would hold off
filing it just yet.
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583. What do you mean? Where's Penny?
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584. Uh... Ancient Egypt.
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585. You used the WABAC?
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586. What's happening,
big guy? We're running low.
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587. I'll be right there, Paul.
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588. How could you do such a thing?
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589. She called me a liar...
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590. for saying George Washington
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591. never cut down a cherry tree.
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592. So, you took her
to see George Washington?
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593. Yeah. She was into it.
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594. Hey, Pea-buddy.
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595. Hey.
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596. Where's Penny?
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597. - Playing hide-and-seek.
- Pooping.
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598. - Pooping.
- Playing hide and seek.
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599. - Well, which is it?
- Uh...
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600. Hey, what's going on here?
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601. Yeah. What's going on here?
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602. - What have you done with Penny?
- Penny?
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603. Penny? Penny!
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604. - Oh, my gosh!
- Where's our daughter?
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605. It's hard to say, Paul.
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606. She could be here, or here,
or here, or here...
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607. or here.
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608. That will hold them.
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609. I learned that trick from a swami
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610. at the Begawan Giri in Ubud, Bali.
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611. Let's go!
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612. Ancient Egypt.
Land of the Pharaohs.
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613. A beacon of progress
on the horizon of humanity...
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614. but a cruel and barbarous
civilization just the same.
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615. I just hope Penny isn't
suffering too badly.
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616. I got it.
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617. What are you doing here?
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618. We have come to take you home.
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619. Ugh! What's the Egyptian word
for "tattletale"?
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620. But that's beside the point. Get
your clothes on, we're going home.
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621. Who died and made you Pharaoh?
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622. Now, bring on the mani-pedi.
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623. See, Mr. Peabody? Impossible!
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624. Indeed, but watch what happens...
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625. when an immovable object
meets an irresistible force.
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626. Penny...
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627. come here, right now. Penny, come!
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628. I'm not Penny anymore.
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629. Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput,
precious flower of the Nile.
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630. "Precious," perhaps,
but if you think
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631. "we're going to leave you here...
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632. you are most
definitely in "de-Nile."
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633. I don't get it.
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634. Now, come along.
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635. Unhand her!
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636. What's the matter, my sweet
little desert blossom?
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637. Are these barbarians bothering you?
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638. As a matter of fact, they are.
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639. Bow, barbarians.
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640. As you wish, Your Highness.
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641. Who's that, Mr. Peabody?
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642. That, Sherman, is
the living image ofAmun...
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643. son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th
Dynasty of the New Kingdom...
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644. King Tutankhamun.
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645. Otherwise known as "King Tut."
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646. My boyfriend.
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647. - King Tut is your boyfriend?
- Mmm-hmm.
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648. Would you like me to have them
skinned, covered with honey...
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649. and laid in a pit of fire ants?
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650. You would do that for me?
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651. Anything, my desert flower.
Consider it a wedding gift.
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652. What? You can't marry this guy!
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653. Why not?
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654. Well, for one, his name
rhymes with "butt."
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655. I don't care. I'm gonna have a
big, fat, Egyptian wedding.
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656. Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young.
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657. Are you sure you've
thought this through?
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658. Oh, trust me, I've thought it through.
I'm getting everything.
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659. The royal astronomers
have decreed...
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660. the wedding must take
place tomorrow at dawn.
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661. Who is he?
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662. - He is Ay.
- He is you?
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663. I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.
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664. - Yeah, that's his name.
- Oh.
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665. Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind
telling the precious princess, here...
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666. precisely what it means
to marry the young Pharaoh.
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667. Gladly.
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668. It means she will be bound
to him in eternity...
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669. through the sacred ceremonies
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670. of disembowelment
and mummification...
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671. as described in the holy texts.
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672. Um, hold up a second.
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673. Can you walk me
through that, somebody?
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674. What he means, Penny, is that
when I die they'll kill you, too.
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675. And then they'll rip out your organs,
stuff them in canopic jars...
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676. and then mummify whatever is left.
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677. Okay, I'm seeing this now.
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678. Thank you. I'm going to go with them.
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679. There's no turning back now.
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680. To the palace!
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681. Let the wedding preparations begin!
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682. Mr. Peabody! Sherman!
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683. Do something!
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684. Don't worry, Penny!
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685. We'll save you!
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686. Hey, wait! You can't just...
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687. leave us here.
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688. Mr. Peabody?
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689. Yes, Sherman?
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690. Can I hold your hand?
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691. Of course you can.
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692. Boy, your hand
is cold, Mr. Peabody.
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693. - Sherman?
- Yeah?
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694. That's not my hand.
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695. That's disarming.
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696. Now, to find a way out of here.
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697. Yuck!
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698. Look around, Sherman.
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699. These tombs are lined
with hieroglyphics...
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700. designed to assist
the pharaohs' souls
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701. in their journey to the afterlife.
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702. And they may assist us as well.
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703. Oh, this depicts the god Anubis
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704. sailing the boat of Ra
to the underworld.
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705. It appears the boats of Ra
are the key to our escape.
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706. We must find them in time
to stop the wedding.
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707. Well, if you ask me, we should
let her marry that guy.
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708. They deserve each other.
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709. What's that, Sherman?
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710. Tut? Give me a break.
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711. Bald, wears a skirt, and makeup.
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712. If I didn't know any better, Sherman,
I would say you were jealous.
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713. Jealous? Of what?
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714. Tut's affection
for Penny, of course.
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715. You think I like Penny?
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716. Mmm-hmm.
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717. Give me a break!
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718. It's not like I want to hold
her hand, or go to the park...
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719. or watch her while
she's brushing her hair.
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720. Or anything.
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721. Hmm.
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722. A-ha!
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723. Quickly, Sherman.
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724. Ah, ah, ah! Careful, Sherman.
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725. It's a booby trap.
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726. What's so funny?
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727. You said "booby."
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728. One wrong step and we're done for.
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729. "The boat...
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730. "of Ra sails straight...
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731. "to day.
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732. "Take the wrong boat...
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733. man will pay."
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734. All right, Sherman,
now it's your turn.
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735. Do the puzzle exactly as I did.
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736. Huh?
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737. Think it through,
one step at a time.
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738. The boat of Ra sails straight...
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739. play.
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740. Uh, I mean, "pay."
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741. Oh, my.
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742. Uh-Oh.
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743. Run!
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744. The boats of Ra!
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745. One boat is the way out,
the other will send us...
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746. plunging into darkness
and certain death.
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747. What?
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748. Sherman, get in the boat.
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749. As soon as I move these blocks together,
it's going to move very fast.
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750. Which boat, Mr. Peabody?
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751. What?
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752. Which boat is the "not-certain-
death-plunge" boat?
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753. That one!
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754. We did it, Sherman!
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755. Sherman?
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756. Mr. Peabody!
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757. What are you doing over there?
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758. I thought you pointed to this one!
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759. Ahhh!
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760. Sherman? Sherman?
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761. Are you all right?
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762. I'm good.
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763. The sun god, Ra...
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764. commands us to begin
the sacred ceremony!
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765. Bring forth the blade
for the blood oath.
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766. Where blade meets flesh
in this sacred rite...
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767. we pay tribute...
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768. to the sun god, Ra!
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769. Wait!
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770. Anubis!
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771. The god of death!
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772. The wedding
must not continue.
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773. Why, Anubis, why?
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774. Plagues. Plagues!
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775. If this marriage pact is sealed...
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776. I will shower down upon the
land uncountable plagues.
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777. Oy, again with the plagues!
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778. Why did I ever move to Egypt?
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779. But, Anubis, the sun
god, Ra, has decreed...
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780. that this girl is to be
the boy-king's wife.
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781. That's so funny.
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782. I was talking to the sun god,
Ra, just the other day...
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783. and he told me he changed his mind.
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784. Really?
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785. Old "Flip-Flop Ra," we call
him here in the underworld.
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786. But it's too late. We've
already paid for the catering.
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787. Too bad! You're going
to lose your deposit.
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788. More smoke, Sherman. This
canine subterfuge is working.
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789. Deliver the girl...
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790. to the gates of the city,
and leave her there...
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791. where the gods
will retrieve her forthwith.
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792. Only in this manner may the plagues
upon this land be avoided.
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793. The girl must go!
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794. Ow!
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795. Anubis has spoken!
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796. Take this girl to the gates!
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797. Ow.
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798. Anubis, you sound unwell.
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799. Well, I have been feeling
a little under the weather...
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800. but I'm feeling much better now.
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801. Thank you.
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802. Phew! Huh?
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803. Penny, Sherman, quickly.
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804. Come on, Penny.
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805. Sherman!
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806. Ah!
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807. Runaway bride!
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808. Stop them, you fools!
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809. Ah!
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810. Penny, Sherman, climb aboard.
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811. Whoo-hoo!
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812. They're getting away!
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813. Ah!
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814. Whoa!
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815. I got it.
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816. Whoo-hoo! We made it.
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817. - Where do we go next, Mr. Peabody?
- Home.
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818. We've got to get back
to the dinner party...
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819. before Penny's parents
realize she's missing.
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820. We don't have to
mention the whole...
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821. uh, King Tut wedding thing, right?
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822. Certainly not.
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823. Anyway, as far as I'm concerned,
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824. they get married too
young in Ancient Egypt.
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825. Or, perhaps,
I'm just some old "Giza."
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826. Huh?
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827. Warning.
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828. WABAC power supply insufficient.
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829. Charge now. Warning.
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830. Uh, what's the matter, Mr. Peabody?
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831. All this zipping about the cosmos
has drained our power supply.
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832. We're going to have to
make an unscheduled stop.
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833. As luck would have it...
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834. we have just enough power to
make it to the Renaissance.
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835. I can't even tell my
left brain from my right anymore!
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836. How many times I got to
tell you, Mona Lisa?
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837. Mona Lisa?
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838. I can't paint the picture...
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839. until you smile!
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840. Leonardo, tell me one thing
I have to smile about.
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841. The sunshine, the pasta.
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842. All the things that make Italy such
a popular tourist destination!
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843. But I have not seen any
of them, Leonardo!
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844. Because I'm sitting here
all day on my abbondanza!
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845. I don't think that means
"chair" in Italian.
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846. Ah, Peabody, my old friend.
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847. What a welcome interruption!
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848. Believe you me, this
woman is making me nuts.
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849. So, how you been?
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850. Good to see you. What do you want?
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851. We're in a desperate
hurry to get home,
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852. but the WABAC needs a jump start...
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853. and we thought, who better than
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854. Leonardo da Vinci to
help us on our way?
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855. Peabody, I would love to help you,
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856. but you come at a very bad time.
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857. I don't know what I'm going
to do with this crazy woman.
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858. You see what I mean?
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859. What seems to be the problem?
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860. "What is the problem?"
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861. I am halfway done with the
painting, she won't even smile.
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862. Fine. I smile.
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863. No! That's a fake smile!
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864. Everybody knows that!
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865. Why don't you make it a real smile?
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866. Why don't you say something funny?
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867. I paint the paintings.
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868. I make the machines.
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869. I don't tell the jokes!
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870. Perhaps, I can be
of assistance. You see...
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871. humor is not immune
to the laws of science.
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872. Using algorithms,
we can extrapolate
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873. what is universally
considered "funny"...
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874. thus producing a formula that is
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875. scientifically
certain to cause laughter.
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876. Case in point, the pratfall.
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877. Is everyone amused?
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878. Hmm.
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879. The data was so clear. Ooh!
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880. Don't worry, Mr. Peabody.
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881. - I got it!
- Sherman... Ahh!
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882. Oh!
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883. Hold that smile!
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884. Hold it right there!
No move! No move!
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885. Well, Leo, if my
calculations are correct...
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886. this machine of ours should generate
enough centrifugal force...
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887. to send us home.
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888. I got one last piece
I gotta pound in place.
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889. Sherman, why don't you fetch
the hammer for Mr. Da Vinci?
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890. Okay, Mr. Peabody.
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891. Mr. Peabody!
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892. Well done, Sherman.
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893. But, Mr. Peabody!
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894. Very helpful.
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895. Sherman!
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896. Yes, Mr. Peabody?
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897. The hammer.
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898. Da Vinci.
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899. Oh. Okay, Mr. Peabody.
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900. Oh!
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901. - Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci.
- Ahh!
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902. Do you need any help?
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903. No, no. That's quite all right.
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904. Thank you.
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905. Psst! Sherman.
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906. - Huh?
- Let's go. Let's go explore.
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907. Uh, well, I'm supposed to be having
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908. father-son time with Mr. Peabody.
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909. Wouldn't you rather
have fun with me?
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910. Uh...
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911. Okay.
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912. Sherman...
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913. where are you going?
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914. Exploring.
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915. But we need your help.
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916. No, we don't!
I mean, we can manage.
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917. Somehow.
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918. He's a boy, Peabody.
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919. Let him have his fun. Let him go.
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920. Thanks, Mr. Peabody!
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921. He's growing up, Peabody.
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922. Like a baby bird leaving the nest.
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923. Isn't it wonderful?
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924. It's like a museum.
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925. It's like a toy store.
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926. Wow.
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927. Check this out.
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928. It's the world's
biggest model airplane.
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929. It's not a model, Penny.
It's a prototype.
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930. And we should probably
just leave that alone.
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931. Okay.
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932. But wouldn't it be cool
if we could fly it?
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933. I don't think
Mr. Peabody would like that.
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934. Well, Mr. Peabody isn't here.
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935. Just tell me how it works.
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936. Please?
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937. For learning.
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938. Oh. Okay.
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939. The thrust comes from this kind
of crossbow doohickey here.
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940. Then it shoots along the track
until the wind catches the wings.
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941. - But how does it go?
- Huh?
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942. How do you take off?
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943. Oh, you just pull down that lever.
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944. This one?
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945. Oh, boy.
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946. Ah!
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947. Wow! Whoo-hoo!
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948. This is crazy!
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949. No, it's not Sherman. It's fun!
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950. We're gonna die!
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951. Oh, stop being such a party
pooper and enjoy it!
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952. Ah...
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953. Nothing is as beautiful
as an elegant equation...
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954. translated into
perfect engineering.
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955. Why can't children be so simple?
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956. Because children
are not machines, Peabody.
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957. Believe me, I tried to build one.
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958. Oh! It was creepy.
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959. Here, Sherman! You fly it!
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960. But I don't want to fly!
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961. Sure you do. It'll be fun!
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962. No, seriously, Penny,
I don't want to!
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963. I'm letting go. One...
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964. Don't let go!
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965. Two...
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966. - No!
- Three!
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967. Penny, fly the plane!
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968. No, Sherman!
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969. You're going to have to save us!
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970. But I can't do it!
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971. I'm serious, Penny.
I don't know how to fly!
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972. You can do it! I know you can!
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973. Come on, Sherman.
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974. Fly!
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975. Ah!
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976. Phew!
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977. See? You got this, Sherman.
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978. You're right. I have got this.
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979. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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980. Da Vinci's at it again!
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981. You ever see that child he made?
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982. So creepy.
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983. Papa. Mama.
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984. Papa. Mama.
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985. All done up here, Leonardo.
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986. And I am all done down here.
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987. It is beautiful, isn't it?
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988. Every piece in its place doing
precisely what it's supposed to do.
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989. Look, Peabody!
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990. It's my flying mach...
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991. MY flying machine?
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992. Sherman.
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993. Sherman?
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994. Sherman, what are
you doing up there?
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995. I'm flying!
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996. But, Sherman,
you don't know how to fly!
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997. I don't?
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998. No!
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999. Turn!
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1000. Turn, Sherman!
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1001. Lean!
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1002. Oh, no!
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1003. Sherman?
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1004. Sherman! Are you okay?
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1005. That was pretty fantastic!
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1006. Oh! I can't believe it!
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1007. My flying machine! It's work!
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1008. Sherman! You are
the first flying man!
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1009. Oh, you should be
very proud, Peabody.
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1010. Very. Very proud!
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1011. "Proud" doesn't
begin to describe it.
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1012. Leonardo, will you please
fire up the mechanism?
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1013. Papa. Mama.
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1014. Mona!
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1015. Papa. Mama.
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1016. The kid!
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1017. I'm sorry I broke
the plane, Mr. Peabody.
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1018. Well, you should be.
You could have been killed.
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1019. What are you talking about?
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1020. Sherman flew a plane.
He was amazing!
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1021. Sherman destroyed a priceless
historical artifact.
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1022. Whatever. You should be happy.
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1023. It turns out Sherman is not a
complete and total loser, after all.
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1024. Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
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1025. It turns out I'm not a complete
and total loser, after all.
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1026. Ms. Peterson...
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1027. stop turning my son
into a hooligan.
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1028. It's not my fault he's a hooligan.
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1029. Yeah, it's not her
fault I'm a hooligan.
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1030. Well, it's certainly not my fault!
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1031. I've spent the last seven years
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1032. teaching Sherman good judgment.
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1033. If you're such a great parent...
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1034. why is Ms. Grunion trying to
take Sherman away from you?
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1035. Is that true?
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1036. Is someone gonna
take me away from you?
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1037. No, Sherman,
I'll never let that happen.
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1038. You just need to trust me.
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1039. Oh, dear, a black hole!
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1040. What's happening?
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1041. If I can't pull us out of here...
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1042. we're going to be smashed to
smithereens on the event horizon.
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1043. There's not enough power to
resist the gravitational pull!
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1044. I've got to divert everything
to the reverse thrusters.
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1045. Why didn't you tell me?
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1046. Tell you what?
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1047. Why didn't you tell me Ms. Grunion
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1048. was trying to take
me away from you?
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1049. It's not your job to
worry about these things.
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1050. You just didn't
think I could handle it.
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1051. We'll discuss it later.
Now, sit down.
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1052. I don't want to discuss it later!
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1053. Sherman, sit!
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1054. You can't talk to me like that.
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1055. I'm not a dog.
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1056. What did you say?
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1057. I said, I'm not a dog!
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1058. You're right, Sherman, you're not.
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1059. You're just a very bad boy!
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1060. T-minus 10...
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1061. Nine, eight...
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1062. Seven...
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1063. Six...
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1064. Five...
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1065. Four, three...
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1066. Two...
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1067. One.
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1068. Sherman?
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1069. Penny?
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1070. Sherman, are you okay?
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1071. Sherman?
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1072. He's gone.
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1073. Where are we, anyway?
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1074. Oh, no.
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1075. We're on the brink of one of history's
most ferocious conflicts...
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1076. Delivery.
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1077. How are we doing, heroes of Greece?
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1078. Feeling good?
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1079. Feeling strong?
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1080. Okay, let's get warmed up!
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1081. We don't want to pull
something out there.
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1082. Remember what happened to Achilles.
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1083. That whole thing with his heel.
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1084. Looking good, Diomedes.
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1085. Menelaus, my man!
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1086. My man.
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1087. Are you ready to get on
the field, Shermanus?
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1088. Sure thing, Mr. Agamemnon.
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1089. That's cute.
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1090. Shh.
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1091. Odysseus, what news do you bring?
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1092. Someone left this for us.
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1093. A present. Nice.
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1094. It looks just like our horse.
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1095. Should I bring it inside?
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1096. It would be rude not to.
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1097. I did not see that coming!
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1098. Ugh! Jeez Louise,
what is that smell?
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1099. Oh!
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1100. Ooh. That is the smell of victory.
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1101. Yeah! Victory!
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1102. Greetings, men of
Athens, Sparta and Thebes.
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1103. Peabody, here.
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1104. I've come for Sherman.
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1105. - Do you know this guy?
- I thought I did...
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1106. but now I'm not so sure.
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1107. Then he must be a spy. Kill him!
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1108. No! No!
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1109. He's my dad.
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1110. - Your dad?
- Huh?
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1111. It's an adoptive relationship.
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1112. Aw!
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1113. Thank you for taking such good
care of my son, Agamemnon...
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1114. but it's time for him to come home.
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1115. Sorry, Mr. Peabody,
I've joined the Greek army.
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1116. Shermanus is one of us now.
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1117. - He's a brother.
- I'm his brother.
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1118. He's my son.
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1119. - He took an oath.
- I took an oath.
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1120. He's seven!
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1121. And a half!
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1122. All sons must prove
themselves to their fathers.
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1123. Today...
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1124. Shermanus will prove himself
on the field of battle.
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1125. But he's only a child.
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1126. Your dad may not think you're ready
to become a man, Shermanus...
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1127. but we do.
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1128. Yeah!
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1129. Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
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1130. Now, I'll show you
what I can handle.
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1131. FYI, a lot of heroes
have father issues.
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1132. My old man is a minotaur.
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1133. Half man, half bull, all judgment.
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1134. Ajax, here, strongest
guy in the world...
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1135. but his father never accepted
that his real dream was to sing.
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1136. I wanted to be in the Greek chorus.
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1137. Uh, yeah, and don't even get
me started about Oedipus.
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1138. Let's just say that you do not want
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1139. to be at his house
over the holidays.
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1140. It's awkward.
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1141. Sherman, I'm concerned you
haven't thought this through.
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1142. This is war. Do you realize
what's about to happen?
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1143. I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
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1144. We're gonna destroy their houses!
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1145. Pull down their temples!
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1146. And make the streets
of the city run red...
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1147. with Trojan blood!
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1148. Yeah!
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1149. Blood! Blood! Blood!
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1150. Zeus on three! One!
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1151. Sherman, I absolutely forbid you
to fight in the Trojan War.
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1152. It's not fair! All my friends
are fighting in the Trojan War.
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1153. - Two!
- Sherman, it's dangerous.
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1154. I'm wearing a helmet.
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1155. - Three!
- You're not going!
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1156. Oh, yes, I am.
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1157. Zeus!
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1158. Zeus! Zeus!
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1159. Eat my bronze, you Trojan dogs!
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1160. Eat my bronze, you Trojan dog!
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1161. Ahh!
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1162. Well, that's cutting it close.
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1163. This is why I ask you
to obey me, Sherman.
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1164. Because I'm your father, and
it's my job to keep you safe.
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1165. But are you sure Ms. Grunion
won't take me away?
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1166. Not as long as I'm around.
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1167. Mr. Peabody!
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1168. Help me!
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1169. Penny!
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1170. Smell my victory!
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1171. Smell it!
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1172. Hey! That's my ride!
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1173. Mr. Peabody...
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1174. hurry!
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1175. I'll take that.
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1176. You did it, Sherman!
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1177. Mr. Peabody helped.
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1178. Now, let's get to
the WABAC, go home,
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1179. un-hypnotize Penny's parents...
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1180. finish that dinner party,
eat my Baked Alaska...
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1181. charm the pants off Ms. Grunion...
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1182. and make sure none of this ever
happens in the first place.
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1183. Sounds good.
Copy !req
1184. I'm in.
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1185. Ah!
Copy !req
1186. Sherman!
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1187. - Penny!
- Sherman, no!
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1188. Whoa!
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1189. Mr. Peabody...
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1190. Mr. Peabody?
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1191. Mr. Peabody!
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1192. Mr. Peabody!
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1193. Dad!
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1194. Oh, Mr. Peabody! What should
I do? What should I do?
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1195. There's nothing
you can do, Sherman.
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1196. I just want to go home.
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1197. Home.
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1198. That's it.
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1199. I got an idea.
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1200. Come on!
Copy !req
1201. Where are we gonna go?
Copy !req
1202. We're going home.
Copy !req
1203. There's only one person
who can help us...
Copy !req
1204. and that's Mr. Peabody.
Copy !req
1205. What are you talking about?
How is that even possible?
Copy !req
1206. We've got a time machine, Penny!
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1207. I can set it so that we'll get home
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1208. when Mr. Peabody is still there.
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1209. But I thought you're not supposed
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1210. to go back to a time
when you existed.
Copy !req
1211. What choice do we have?
Copy !req
1212. Error. You are attempting to
travel to an era in which you exist.
Copy !req
1213. This could alter
the fabric of space-time.
Copy !req
1214. Error. Error.
Copy !req
1215. Hang on!
Copy !req
1216. This is fun!
Copy !req
1217. This is a little homespun
concoction I like to call...
Copy !req
1218. "Einstein on the Beach."
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1219. Yummy.
Copy !req
1220. To the kids.
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1221. To the kids!
Copy !req
1222. Mr. Peabody.
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1223. Sherman? Penny?
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1224. Can we talk to you a second?
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1225. Of course.
Copy !req
1226. Excuse me.
Copy !req
1227. I've really hit it off
with your parents.
Copy !req
1228. I think we can file this night
under "Unqualified Success."
Copy !req
1229. I'd hold off filing it just yet.
Copy !req
1230. What do you mean?
Copy !req
1231. Why are you two dressed
like ancient Greeks?
Copy !req
1232. - You used the WABAC!
- I did.
Copy !req
1233. I know, it's terrible!
Copy !req
1234. But why?
Copy !req
1235. Penny and I got into an argument
about George Washington.
Copy !req
1236. So, I made him show me the WABAC.
Copy !req
1237. And I lost her in ancient Egypt.
Copy !req
1238. And I got engaged to King Tut.
Copy !req
1239. - So, I came back and got you.
- Then we ran out of gas.
Copy !req
1240. - In Florence.
- Went into a black hole.
Copy !req
1241. And then you died in ancient Troy.
Copy !req
1242. Died? I have a hard
time believing that.
Copy !req
1243. It's true!
Copy !req
1244. But now you're here, and
everything's gonna be okay.
Copy !req
1245. I told you never to come back
to a time when you existed...
Copy !req
1246. because there would be two of you!
Copy !req
1247. Yeah, but the other one
of me is in ancient Egypt.
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1248. Ahh!
Copy !req
1249. Who are you?
Copy !req
1250. He's you, but
from another timeline.
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1251. But I thought you said never to come
back to a time when you existed.
Copy !req
1252. - Exactly!
- I know.
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1253. But what was I supposed to do?
Mr. Peabody died in ancient Troy.
Copy !req
1254. Died?
Copy !req
1255. I have a hard time believing that.
Copy !req
1256. Thank you.
Copy !req
1257. What are we going to do?
Copy !req
1258. Well, for starters, both
Shermans can't stay here.
Copy !req
1259. Why? We could get bunk beds.
Copy !req
1260. I was thinking the same thing.
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1261. That's so weird.
It's like we're twins!
Copy !req
1262. I was thinking that, too!
Copy !req
1263. Ow!
Copy !req
1264. You see? We can't have two
Shermans in the same timeline.
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1265. It puts too much strain
on the space-time continuum.
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1266. What to do? The Petersons
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1267. can't know any of this.
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1268. Hey, Pea-buddy.
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1269. Hey.
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1270. How's it going?
Copy !req
1271. Patty and I are
working up an appetite.
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1272. Mmm. The smells coming from
your kitchen are yummy!
Copy !req
1273. Especially that Baked Alaska.
Copy !req
1274. So, what's going on here?
Copy !req
1275. Yeah, what's with the getups?
Copy !req
1276. Toga party!
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1277. Yes, it is a toga party!
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1278. Well, what about dinner?
Copy !req
1279. I'm starving.
Copy !req
1280. Why don't we head into
the dining room...
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1281. and tuck into those quails
you've been yakking about?
Copy !req
1282. - No!
- Why not?
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1283. Because it's so fun right here!
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1284. Whoo-hoo!
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1285. Ms. Grunion!
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1286. How delightful.
Copy !req
1287. We were having such a good time...
Copy !req
1288. - I almost forgot you were coming.
- Oh!
Copy !req
1289. Well, why don't you join the party?
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1290. I'm not here for a party. I'm
here for the investigation.
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1291. Good. Why don't you start
investigating over here?
Copy !req
1292. Or here, or here, or here...
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1293. Stop waving your hands around!
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1294. Sherman?
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1295. Wait! Is that...?
Copy !req
1296. Sherman!
Copy !req
1297. Dos Shermanos? What's
going on here, Peabody?
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1298. Oh...
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1299. Um...
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1300. Nobody move!
Copy !req
1301. Sherman, I've got to get you out
of here before you touch yourself.
Copy !req
1302. Mr. Peabody! You didn't die!
Copy !req
1303. Of course I didn't die.
Copy !req
1304. Thank you.
Copy !req
1305. Hey. How did you get back?
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1306. Well, after a few
failed experiments...
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1307. I hit upon a combination of
bones, stone and yak fat...
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1308. and constructed
a rudimentary WABAC.
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1309. You know what they say...
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1310. "if at first you don't
succeed, Troy, Troy again."
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1311. This is no time for puns!
Even good ones.
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1312. Penny, Sherman, quickly!
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1313. You're not going anywhere.
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1314. I've seen quite enough
to remove the boy...
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1315. both boys, from this home.
Copy !req
1316. No, don't, Ms. Grunion, please!
Copy !req
1317. This is all my fault. I started it.
Copy !req
1318. I'm so sorry, Sherman.
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1319. You have nothing
to apologize for, Penny.
Copy !req
1320. A dog should never
have been allowed
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1321. to adopt a boy in the first place.
Copy !req
1322. Now, come along.
Copy !req
1323. Ms. Grunion, be careful!
Copy !req
1324. Ah! Oh!
Copy !req
1325. What's happening?
Copy !req
1326. Mr. Peabody, help!
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1327. - Sherman!
- Sherman!
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1328. Oh!
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1329. Hey! Where did the other two go?
Copy !req
1330. Our cosmic doubles combined
in order to reconcile a paradox...
Copy !req
1331. in the space-time continuum.
Copy !req
1332. Okay, that makes sense.
Copy !req
1333. I don't know what
just happened here...
Copy !req
1334. but I know it was wrong!
Copy !req
1335. - This boy is coming with me!
- Mr. Peabody!
Copy !req
1336. - No, Ms. Grunion!
- Ow! Let me go!
Copy !req
1337. Get back here!
Copy !req
1338. Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!
Copy !req
1339. Oh! Oh!
Copy !req
1340. He bit me!
Copy !req
1341. He bit me!
Copy !req
1342. Yes, hello, police.
Copy !req
1343. I'd like to report an assault.
Copy !req
1344. A bite.
Copy !req
1345. Mr. Peabody, what are we gonna do?
Copy !req
1346. Get here as soon as possible.
Copy !req
1347. Run!
Copy !req
1348. He's kidnapping the children! Oh!
Copy !req
1349. I can't believe
you bit her, Mr. Peabody!
Copy !req
1350. I know, Sherman, it was wrong.
Copy !req
1351. "Wrong"?
Copy !req
1352. It was awesome!
Copy !req
1353. And now, to return to our proper
timeline and erase this mess.
Copy !req
1354. There he is! He's got my daughter
in that giant space apple!
Copy !req
1355. My face is numb.
Copy !req
1356. - Whoo-hoo!
- Yes!
Copy !req
1357. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1358. Time travel failed.
Copy !req
1359. Oh, dear.
Copy !req
1360. What is it, Mr. Peabody?
Copy !req
1361. Our cosmic doubles colliding...
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1362. ripped a hole
in the space-time continuum.
Copy !req
1363. That's why we didn't
get to the past.
Copy !req
1364. Hey, Peabody!
Copy !req
1365. Looks like the past
is coming to us.
Copy !req
1366. Oof! I will get you, dog!
Copy !req
1367. And your little boy, too!
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1368. Penny!
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1369. My bride!
Copy !req
1370. What?
Copy !req
1371. Oh, dear.
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1372. Follow that orb!
Copy !req
1373. Incoming!
Copy !req
1374. What sort of creature are you?
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1375. The name is Grunion!
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1376. I'm in love!
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1377. I just need to find a wormhole.
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1378. Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.
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1379. Hey, I'm walking, here!
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1380. Cake!
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1381. Mmm!
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1382. There they go. Don't lose them.
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1383. I'm trying to find
another wormhole...
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1384. but they all lead
back to the present!
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1385. Time travel failed.
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1386. Time travel failed.
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1387. Whoo!
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1388. There he is. After them!
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1389. Penny, my queen,
I know you're in there.
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1390. We're coming, Shermanus!
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1391. Time travel failed.
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1392. Mr. Peabody!
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1393. Look out!
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1394. Whoa!
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1395. Shermanus, hold on.
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1396. We shall release you from this egg.
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1397. Drop the saber and step away
from the futuristic orb.
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1398. I take orders from no man!
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1399. Don't tase me, bro.
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1400. Come out, Peabody, with
your paws in the air.
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1401. Mr. Peabody, you're under arrest...
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1402. for kidnapping, reckless
endangerment...
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1403. And a multiplicity of
major traffic violations.
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1404. You don't understand.
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1405. There's a rip
in the space-time continuum!
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1406. If you arrest me,
I won't be able to fix...
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1407. Blah, blah, blah. For too long...
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1408. you've bamboozled the world
with your fancy jargon...
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1409. and that little red tie of yours...
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1410. and look what's come of it.
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1411. Take him away!
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1412. Wait.
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1413. Mr. Peabody!
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1414. Sherman!
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1415. What's gonna happen to Mr. Peabody?
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1416. Don't you know what
happens to dogs that bite?
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1417. Let me go.
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1418. You don't know what you're doing.
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1419. Please, before it's too late.
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1420. Wait!
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1421. Give him another chance.
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1422. He's through with chances. Now,
he has to pay for his mistakes.
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1423. But I'm the one who
made all the mistakes.
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1424. I'm the one who used the
WABAC without permission.
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1425. The only mistake
Mr. Peabody ever made...
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1426. was me.
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1427. Sherman.
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1428. You're absolutely right, Sherman.
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1429. What kind of a father could
this dog ever be to a boy?
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1430. Maybe you're right, Ms. Grunion.
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1431. But there's one thing
you haven't considered.
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1432. What's that?
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1433. I'm a dog, too!
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1434. If being a dog means
you're like Mr. Peabody...
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1435. who never turns his back on you...
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1436. and who's always there to
pick you up when you fall...
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1437. and loves you no matter how
many times you mess up...
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1438. if that's what it
means to be a dog...
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1439. then, yeah, I'm a dog, too!
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1440. I'm a dog, too.
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1441. I'm a dog, too.
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1442. I'm a dog, too!
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1443. I'm a dog as well!
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1444. A poodle dog!
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1445. I am a dog, too.
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1446. Ditto on that dog thing!
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1447. I'm a dog, too.
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1448. I am a dog as well.
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1449. I'm a dog, too.
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1450. I'm a dog, too.
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1451. I'm a dog, too.
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1452. I'm Spartacus!
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1453. All right, fine, you're all dogs,
but you can't change the law.
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1454. I know someone who can.
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1455. George Washington.
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1456. We hold these truths
to be self-evident...
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1457. that all men, and some
dogs, are created equal.
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1458. I hereby award Mr. Peabody
a presidential pardon.
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1459. Me, too.
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1460. I've done worse.
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1461. Huh?
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1462. Uh, Mr. Peabody, look!
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1463. Ahh!
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1464. Ooh!
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1465. It's getting closer!
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1466. What are we going to do?
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1467. This is the greatest collection
of geniuses ever assembled!
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1468. Surely we can come up with another
way of getting to the past.
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1469. I can build a catapult.
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1470. We go very fast.
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1471. But, remember, as you approach
the speed of light...
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1472. gravity will get too strong.
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1473. Oh, indeed. "For every action, there
is an equal and opposite reaction."
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1474. How about we just punch
that big hole in the face?
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1475. I have an idea.
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1476. Hey, everybody, I have an idea!
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1477. Yes, what is it, Sherman?
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1478. Why not go to the future?
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1479. The future?
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1480. I've never been there before, so
it's probably not as messed up.
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1481. Sherman, that's it!
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1482. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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1483. Not usually.
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1484. It's exactly what
you all just said...
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1485. except the total opposite!
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1486. If we set the WABAC for the
future, and go very, very fast...
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1487. we'll create our own
gravitational field...
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1488. that's equal and opposite...
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1489. to the rip in
the space-time continuum!
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1490. Oh, my...
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1491. I don't get it.
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1492. We're gonna fly up there and
punch that big hole in the face!
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1493. Yes!
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1494. Sherman, you're a genius.
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1495. But, Peabody...
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1496. how far into the future must you go?
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1497. Just a few seconds ought to do it,
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1498. and then we'll
slingshot right back.
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1499. Are you sure this is going to work?
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1500. Don't worry, Penny.
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1501. Just remember, I'm a...
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1502. genius!
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1503. Sherman...
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1504. I need to reprogram the WABAC.
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1505. All right, Mr. Peabody.
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1506. That means you have to drive.
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1507. In order to make the leap
into the future...
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1508. the WABAC will
have to go very fast.
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1509. Faster than it's ever gone before!
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1510. Are you ready, Sherman?
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1511. I'm ready.
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1512. Come on, Sherman, you can do it.
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1513. Now, Mr. Peabody?
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1514. Sherman, we need more speed.
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1515. Now?
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1516. Just a little more!
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1517. Not yet, Sherman.
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1518. Not yet.
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1519. Now!
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1520. Whoa! Whoa!
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1521. Farewell!
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1522. Ooh!
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1523. You haven't seen the
last of me, Peabody.
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1524. You'll make a mistake
eventually, and when you do...
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1525. I'll be there!
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1526. - The Grunion is mine!
- Ooh!
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1527. Come on, Sherman. Come on!
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1528. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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1529. If you want to watch
television before I get home...
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1530. simply press "input" three times...
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1531. and then use the remote
control as usual.
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1532. Yes, Sherman.
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1533. And if you're worried about making
friends at the PTA meeting...
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1534. consider bringing
snacks for everyone.
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1535. Bagels are always appreciated.
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1536. Yes, Sherman.
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1537. And remember, Mr. Peabody...
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1538. I have robotics club
after school today.
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1539. Sherman, wait.
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1540. Yes, Mr. Peabody?
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1541. I...
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1542. I love you, Sherman.
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1543. I have a deep regard for
you as well, Mr. Peabody.
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1544. Hey, Mr. Peabody!
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1545. Hey, Sherman!
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1546. Wait up!
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1547. No doubt about it.
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1548. Every dog should have a boy.
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1549. Oh!
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1550. Ooh!
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1551. Ah!
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1552. A-ha!
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1553. I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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1554. You may kiss the Grunion.
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1555. Come here, soldier.
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1556. There's always time for living
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1557. Can we just do it again?
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1558. One more time like it
once was way back when
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1559. You gave me
something to believe in
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1560. We were the best of friends
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1561. Well, I remember the
good times way back when
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1562. Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go
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1563. I've got you on your way I feel
it for you, don't you know
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1564. We're superheroes and villains
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1565. When we used to pretend
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1566. We'd go wherever our minds
would take us way back when
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1567. Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go
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1568. I've got you on your way I feel
it for you, don't you know
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1569. It's a promise that I made
Never be afraid
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1570. I know we'll be okay This
luck we have, it cannot go
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1571. 'Cause you're on your own
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1572. You're not alone
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1573. I know I'll see you again Again
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1574. And if all these things
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1575. Come to an end
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1576. We'll always have a way back when
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1577. Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go
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1578. I've got you on your way I feel
it for you, don't you know
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1579. It's a promise that I made
Never be afraid
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1580. I know we'll be okay, this
luck we have, it cannot go
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