1. Hey!
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2. You stink!
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3. Kill him!
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4. Ohh.
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5. You bum!
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6. 1...
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7. 2...
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8. 3...
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9. Hit him!
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10. Kill him!
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11. Aah!
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13. 6...
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14. All right. Time's up.
You're killing him.
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15. Ooh.
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17. Ahhh.
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18. Ahh. Dinner.
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19. Sure put up
a big fight
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a little guy.
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that sad look.
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23. Don't tell any
of your friends
I did that.
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out here again.
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that killer instinct.
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Burt?
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business now.
It's my job.
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29. O.k., o.K., your mom
told me, all right?
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thrilled to see me
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these years.
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if I make myself
comfortable
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filthy crate?
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got a call
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36. from a major,
major new client
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37. looking for a bodyguard.
I thought of you first.
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39. I'm not a bodyguard.
I'm a wrestler, o.K.?
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40. Hey, wait, wa—
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for 15 years.
Remember?
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43. Or did you get
head-slammed
too many times?
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You'll make
some big bucks,
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out of the ring.
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those nightmares?
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you pick me?
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like a son...
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will work for me.
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did you do now?
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You bounce a few checks,
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you're a deadbeat.
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in Reno
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locked up our clothes
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down the fire escape
in a towel?
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58. Yeah! we had some
fun times then,
didn't we?
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since I took
a bullet
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lunkhead.
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62. Hey, wait. It was
meant for you,
wasn't it?
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I owe you my life.
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64. I still ain't
taking the gig.
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65. Sure, you'd help
some slimy fish,
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saved your life—
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for you.
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69. Let me explain
how it works.
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71. Want to know my secret?
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72. I cook it in the can.
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73. Mmm.
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74. Out of the can
and into the man.
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75. How long's it been
since you ate?
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76. Just a week.
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77. Here.
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78. Tell you what...
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and pay me back
when you can.
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80. I don't want
your damn charity.
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not a handout.
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I'm back in business.
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my self-respect.
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86. Although it always
worked before...
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87. Hey, Sean, brother,
please, man.
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88. Oh, man, you know
I hate that.
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89. Help me. Help me.
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90. Come on.
All right. All right.
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91. I'll take the job.
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92. Oh, man, this is
such an emotional moment.
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93. So what else
you got to eat?
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Mr. Mason.
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95. Morning, Jane.
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thank you.
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97. Uh, yes,
Mr. Mason.
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99. I found a typo
on page 649,
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fourth word in.
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where's the bodyguard?
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102. He'll be here
in a second, sir,
and don't worry.
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103. Security is
on full alert for any
suspicious intruders.
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104. All units—
potential intruder,
main gate.
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think you're going?
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107. I'm looking
for Mr. Mason.
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108. Is that so?
Get off the bike.
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109. What for?
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110. Just do it,
butthead!
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111. Forget it.
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112. Are you deaf
or just plain stupid?
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113. I've got a low tolerance
for gorillas in
rent-a-cop suits.
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114. Gorillas, huh?
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115. Shouldn't
have done that.
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116. Aah!
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117. Hey, you!
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118. This is the bodyguard?
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119. A terrible mistake, sir.
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immediately.
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121. Wrong. He's incredible.
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122. Obviously a real pro.
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123. So where's
Mason's office?
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124. I bet you've been
a bodyguard for a long time.
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125. You don't know
how long.
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126. Here, I want
to show you something.
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127. Aah!
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128. Got him!
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head of security.
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130. The man who hired you.
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131. Oh, uh,
see who hit you?
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132. You o.K.?
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133. This is Alex Mason.
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134. Ah, Mr. Mason.
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135. You've received
my message?
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136. Yeah.
now who are you?
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137. Oh, just your
average psychotic
criminal genius.
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138. I desire
your new computer chip—
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139. the one for
the peacefinder.
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140. I told you
it's not for sale.
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141. Everything's for sale.
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at what price.
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143. You have 24 hours
to reconsider.
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144. And do take care
of your lovely children.
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145. Should we call
the police?
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146. Damn right.
This man
assaulted me!
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147. Quiet. No police!
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this peacefinder project,
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every crackpot
after us.
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150. What's the peacefinder
project?
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151. I'm sorry.
That's top-secret.
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on the line.
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155. O.k., Sean, o.K.,
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keep this strictly
confidential.
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157. Know anything
about chips?
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myself.
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159. I was referring
to silicon chips.
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anything about chips, sir.
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161. He's only the bodyguard.
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is a wafer
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silicon
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a semiconductor
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165. under which a series
of electrical circuits
are printed.
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166. Very good.
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167. Did you know
that the chip itself
costs only pennies?
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168. But the information
on this one
is worth millions.
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in existence.
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171. No. I have
a company to run.
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though.
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173. I started this place
in my garage.
Come on.
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of the peacefinder.
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this can shoot down
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by any country.
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people think twice
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another war.
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180. Real cool.
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181. Yeah.
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tell you about
your assignment.
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183. Armstrong!
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184. Coming.
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185. So I'm supposed
to guard the chip?
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186. Not exactly.
You're supposed
to guard my kids.
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I hate kids.
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have a nanny.
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sir.
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not up for it.
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I couldn't do it...
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193. I mean, as long as
they got a nanny.
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196. Get down.
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197. What the hell
was that?
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198. Aah!
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199. Aah!
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200. Alex! Kate!
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201. What happened
to miss Parker?
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202. Miss kopalski.
Miss Parker
was last week.
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203. Remember?
the stairs?
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204. Oh, right.
The broken leg.
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205. Legs.
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had a short circuit
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208. This is
very bad.
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209. Now the agency
won't send any
more nannies.
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210. Say what?
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211. That's why you
brought home
Frankenstein.
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212. Alex!
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I could use?
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they're smarter than you?
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part of our deal.
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hates my guts.
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a real effort, right?
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220. Do me one last favor.
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the gas in my oven.
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222. Why can't you?
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223. Because my head's
going to be in it!
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224. O.k., man,
cool out.
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225. Just get me
a replacement,
understand?
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226. What? I can't hear you.
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227. Something's wrong
with this phone.
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228. Must be the phone company
disconnecting my service.
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229. Or maybe I'm dying
from starvation!
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nice?
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for your wrist.
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in my kitchen?
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234. I'm Sean Armstrong,
bodyguard for the kids.
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235. Ha! Mr. Nanny!
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236. Hey, why not?
I been here four years,
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come and go.
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better-looking
for sure,
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240. but none as big.
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241. Here. Make yourself
useful.
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242. Top shelf, lurch.
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245. I raised my own four kids
by myself.
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247. This is like
the roach motel.
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249. But they don't
check out. Yeah.
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250. That's not
so many names.
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251. Ha!
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252. Oh.
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253. I can handle
myself.
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254. Ooh.
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255. I hope your blue cross
is paid up.
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256. Kids...
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258. Sean, dinner!
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259. Here, piggy, piggy,
piggy, piggy.
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260. Sooey!
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261. Kids.
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of the last nanny,
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a bodyguard.
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264. Yeah.
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265. Ooh. Nice touch.
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266. Butter. Can't
live without it.
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267. Watch the trip wire.
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268. All right, now, kids,
I'm not pointing
any fingers,
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to happen to Sean.
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270. What could
possibly happen?
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271. Cute.
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he's in a hurry.
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273. Evening.
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274. Are you all right?
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275. Never better.
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276. See, daddy? It's not
so bad eating with us.
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277. Of course not, Princess.
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278. All right.
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279. Yeah!
yeah!
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280. Dad, you're beeping.
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281. Incoming fax.
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282. Go ahead. Eat up
while you still
got teeth.
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283. Oh, no.
This is all wrong.
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284. We'll have to
take a rain check
on the ice cream.
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285. We'll call
your secretary
for an appointment!
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286. Come on, Kate.
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287. I'm not hungry
anymore.
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288. What's going on here?
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289. Just your typical
all-American
dysfunctional family.
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290. Where's the mom?
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291. Passed away
two years back.
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292. It's been downhill
ever since.
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293. Here. Next time
I'll just serve it
in a bucket.
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294. I don't think
you like me, frank.
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295. Oh, come on, Mr. Thanatos,
what's not to like?
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296. Then how do you explain
that bodyguard?
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297. Oh, him. Uh... See,
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this jerk, Burt?
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299. Burt only hires
losers,
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300. and that's why
I called him.
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301. You should know
losers, frank.
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obtaining that chip!
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304. Especially you.
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305. Please, sir...
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keeps the chip. Huh?
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307. And I got this
great plan. See—
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309. I make the plans.
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310. Now tell me
everything you know.
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311. Ahem. Excuse me,
Mr. Mason?
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312. I'm PR—I'm very
busy right now, Sean.
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the new nanny arrive?
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well, it seems
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out of state,
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to you in salary.
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318. Forget the salary.
Just get the nanny.
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319. I'm going to
check the grounds,
then hit the rack.
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320. Yeah! some peace
and quiet.
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321. I hate kids.
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wearing your hat.
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323. Forget it.
I'm not the chauffeur.
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324. Really? well,
let's analyze this.
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in the back,
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where to go,
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to drive there,
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330. Yep. You're
a chauffeur,
all right.
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the hat on!
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332. or I'll scream.
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333. Scream all you want.
No way I'm wearing
that thing.
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334. Aah!
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335. Drop us off
on the corner.
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336. Hey, this is
my old school.
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337. You trying to
tell me you go
to public school?
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338. Ooh, he can read!
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339. Our father thinks
it builds character,
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340. but when he finds out
you used to go here...
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341. Hey, stop!
What are you doing?
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342. It's hard enough
fitting in
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343. without everybody
knowing we have
a rolls Royce.
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344. What do you mean?
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345. Alex has no friends.
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346. Like I'm so surprised.
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347. class? class!
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348. I told you
to make him leave.
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349. I told you
I'm not leaving.
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350. Quiet.
I'm in charge here.
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351. If you're in charge,
how come nobody
listens to you?
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352. That's it!
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353. Both of you
to the principal's
office.
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354. Man, some things
never change.
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355. hey, it's still here.
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356. I said I'm not
talking to you.
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357. "S-a"?
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358. Sean... armstrong?
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359. None other.
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360. Thanks for not
talking to me.
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361. Pretty fancy.
Must have took an hour.
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362. Are you kidding?
For that kind of detail?
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363. Try seven years
with a paper clip.
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364. Spent a lot of time
on the bench, huh?
Copy !req
365. Kate Mason,
are you here again?
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366. She's with me.
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367. Oh. You.
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368. Sean Armstrong,
class of '64.
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369. Armstrong—not Sean
"king of detention"
Armstrong?
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370. Well, it's always nice
to have alumni visit...
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371. Run along now, Katie.
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372. What a lovely child.
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373. Who are you kidding?
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374. You're supposed
to open our door.
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375. I think we're
getting to him.
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376. I can't believe this is
the same Sean Armstrong
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377. I traveled
this great country with.
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378. A man of strength
and courage
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379. who defeated every vile,
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380. vulgar opponent
he ever faced.
Copy !req
381. Now this fearless
giant is cowering
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382. because of two little
innocent children!
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383. You want to
spend your life
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384. getting your brains
kicked in and
having nightmares,
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385. suit yourself.
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386. But ex-wrestlers
aren't exactly
in demand.
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387. I mean, who else
is gonna offer you
a career?
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388. Electromagnetic.
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389. Radio-controlled.
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390. Wanna see?
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391. O.k., step back.
O.K., ready?
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392. Crank up that dial.
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393. Whoa!
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394. You're so smart.
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395. And so, so bad.
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396. Hey, aren't you going
to pump some iron?
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397. Later.
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398. What's all this crud?
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399. It's the nineties!
I'll program it.
Get on the seat.
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400. What do you weigh?
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401. 293.
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402. I'll get your feet.
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403. Somehow I don't like
it when you're nice.
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404. When haven't
we been nice?
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405. Start pedaling
when you're ready.
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407. Have a nice workout.
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408. Bye.
Copy !req
409. So what'd you
program it for?
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410. Oh, just 20 minutes.
Copy !req
411. At 90 miles an hour!
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412. Hey!
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413. Somebody stop this thing!
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414. Aah!
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415. Whew!
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416. Not a bad workout.
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417. Whoo!
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418. Better do
a light one today.
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419. Boy, he's strong.
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420. We can fix that.
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421. I'm out of shape.
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422. Ohh!
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423. You know, sometimes
you're so immature.
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424. Huh?
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425. It's only low voltage.
It can't kill him.
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426. Then crank it up.
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427. Aah!
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428. How was your shower?
Copy !req
429. Stimulating.
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430. Ow!
ow!
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431. Oops. Sorry.
Copy !req
432. Don't you think
we've done enough?
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433. Not till he leaves.
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434. I don't think
he's going to leave.
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435. I kind of like him.
He's not a goody-goody
like those nannies.
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436. I got to admit,
he's one tough mother.
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437. I can't take
it anymore.
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438. Then go ahead... Quit.
Copy !req
439. So what if people
call you a panty-waist,
a candy-ass wuss?
Copy !req
440. Who's going
to know I quit?
Copy !req
441. When I get through
spreading the word?
Everybody, puckerbutt.
Copy !req
442. Congratulations, you have
made the hall of shame.
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443. No, you got to stay
for the kids.
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444. They'll do anything to
drive me out of here.
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445. But you've lasted!
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446. You can make the difference.
Copy !req
447. This family needs a change.
Maybe it's you.
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448. You think so?
Copy !req
449. No, not really.
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450. But, hey,
it's worth a shot.
Copy !req
451. So get tough.
Hang in there.
Suck it up.
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452. I've been
sucking it up.
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453. Here.
have some more.
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454. Thanks.
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455. Wow. Imagine what he
could do to your head.
Copy !req
456. Alex? Kate? I'm home.
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457. We're in the gym, dad!
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458. Wait till he
sees what we did.
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459. Hi.
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460. What happened?
Copy !req
461. We destroyed the bike,
wrecked the room,
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462. and almost killed Sean.
Copy !req
463. Yeah! are you
going to punish us?
Copy !req
464. This is a new approach.
Copy !req
465. Well, what for?
Copy !req
466. Sean's fine,
and there's nothing here
that can't be fixed.
Copy !req
467. I got to make some calls.
Copy !req
468. What?
Copy !req
469. What?
Copy !req
470. Case closed.
Now excuse me.
Copy !req
471. Excuse me,
Mr. Mason.
Copy !req
472. You're not going
to do anything?
Copy !req
473. No time to discuss
this, Sean.
Copy !req
474. And you wonder why
your kids are a mess.
Copy !req
475. You can't say that.
Copy !req
476. You don't know what it's
like raising kids alone.
Copy !req
477. I feel sorry you lost
your wife, man,
Copy !req
478. but if you can't give
these kids what they
need, get rid of them.
Copy !req
479. I guess he really
doesn't care about us.
Copy !req
480. O.k.
Copy !req
481. All right.
Copy !req
482. Here we go. O.K.
Copy !req
483. Come on, baby.
Copy !req
484. 5... 9, 8, 7.
Copy !req
485. Holy...
Copy !req
486. It's o.K. I'll
just clear this.
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487. No problem.
No problema.
Copy !req
488. 4, 5, 6, uh...
Copy !req
489. 9, 8, 7.
That's the one.
Copy !req
490. Oh, jeez. Clear.
It's o.K.
Copy !req
491. Damn it! He's changed
the combination.
Copy !req
492. This is becoming
tiresome, frank.
Copy !req
493. I'll do it
again.
Copy !req
494. I'm beginning
to get a headache.
Copy !req
495. Aah, aah, ahh,
aah, aah!
Copy !req
496. Ow! jeez!
Copy !req
497. Wolfgang.
Copy !req
498. Stupid!
Copy !req
499. Very stupid!
Copy !req
500. Now I'm getting
a migraine!
Copy !req
501. Do not worry,
herr thanatos.
Copy !req
502. It's empty,
frank.
Copy !req
503. Why am I not
surprised?
Copy !req
504. Uh, he—he—he—
Copy !req
505. he must have
taken it with him.
Copy !req
506. This was not my idea—
your plan, sir.
Copy !req
507. Great. Now the cops
are going to be here.
Copy !req
508. You, with the vest,
Copy !req
509. can you give me a little
love pat right here?
Copy !req
510. With pleasure.
Copy !req
511. No, no, Wolfie,
it's o.K.
Copy !req
512. Oh, my head!
Copy !req
513. Oh, my head!
Copy !req
514. The pressure!
Copy !req
515. The pressure!
Copy !req
516. Ahh, ahh...
Copy !req
517. The pressure. The pressure.
Copy !req
518. Mason, where
you going?
Copy !req
519. We were looking
for you.
Copy !req
520. Gee. Is it 3:00
already?
Copy !req
521. Shut up, dweeb.
Copy !req
522. Alex, we missed you
this morning.
Copy !req
523. Didn't you hear us
calling?
Copy !req
524. Oh, was that you guys?
Copy !req
525. Hand it over.
Copy !req
526. I spent my money
on lunch!
Copy !req
527. Ow!
Copy !req
528. Mason, Mason.
You weren't
straight with us.
Copy !req
529. That'll cost you
50 bucks.
Copy !req
530. Then we can be
friends again.
Copy !req
531. I hate bullies.
Copy !req
532. You'll only
make it worse.
Copy !req
533. How often
does this happen?
Copy !req
534. Just once a day.
Copy !req
535. What a wimp.
Copy !req
536. You said it.
Copy !req
537. Don't say a word.
He's very sensitive.
Copy !req
538. Hey, weenie, want Sean
to kick their butts?
Copy !req
539. Shut up!
Copy !req
540. See? I told you
he's sensitive.
Copy !req
541. Alex, I saw what
happened back there.
Copy !req
542. Mind your
own business!
Copy !req
543. I can show you how
to defend yourself.
Copy !req
544. Can it,
Mr. Babysitter!
Copy !req
545. I don't want
your stupid help!
Copy !req
546. Frank...
Copy !req
547. I'm glad you're
out of the hospital.
Copy !req
548. So, who were they?
Copy !req
549. Did you get
a look at them?
Copy !req
550. Did you?
Copy !req
551. Obviously,
they're after the chip.
Copy !req
552. I'll have to move up
the Washington trip tonight.
Copy !req
553. I'll leave tonight.
Copy !req
554. Oh, what?
Copy !req
555. "I'll...
Copy !req
556. "Make...
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557. Arrangements."
Copy !req
558. Oh, thank you, frank.
Copy !req
559. Thank you.
Copy !req
560. I'm—I'm—I'm sorry.
Copy !req
561. I'm sorry.
I hope you feel better.
Copy !req
562. Wait.
Copy !req
563. You didn't have
to be so mean.
Copy !req
564. First you heat them up,
then you cool them down.
Copy !req
565. Just what are you up to?
Copy !req
566. Oh, nothing much,
Copy !req
567. just 50 gallons of
fd&c red dye number 2.
Copy !req
568. Oh, Alex, not
the pit of blood.
Copy !req
569. Naturally.
what's the big deal?
Copy !req
570. It's just maybe
we've done enough,
that's all.
Copy !req
571. And he's really
not that bad.
Copy !req
572. All nannies are bad.
Copy !req
573. It's in
the job description.
Copy !req
574. He's not a nanny.
Copy !req
575. Look, I'll make
a deal with you.
Copy !req
576. If he survives
the pit of blood,
Copy !req
577. I'll call a truce.
Copy !req
578. Well... promise?
Copy !req
579. Promise. But
I'll need your help.
Copy !req
580. Deal?
Copy !req
581. Come on.
Copy !req
582. Let's throw
the compost heap
in this time.
Copy !req
583. I'll get the seaweed.
Copy !req
584. Ohh!
Copy !req
585. What'd you do that for?
Copy !req
586. For making a mess,
porky!
Copy !req
587. You could've just
asked me to clean it up.
Copy !req
588. Sure, but where's
the fun in that?
Copy !req
589. help, Sean! Help me!
Copy !req
590. Ignore it.
Copy !req
591. I wouldn't lift a finger
to help those brats.
Copy !req
592. help, Sean!
I can't swim!
Copy !req
593. Oh, my god!
Copy !req
594. Sucker.
Copy !req
595. I'm coming!
Copy !req
596. Hold on!
Copy !req
597. Oh, no, you don't!
You little bast—
Copy !req
598. one bolt less,
Copy !req
599. and I'd have
miscalculated his
inertial torque.
Copy !req
600. But genius prevailed.
Copy !req
601. Now all he needs is
two horns, a pitchfork,
and a tail.
Copy !req
602. That...
Copy !req
603. Is... it!
Copy !req
604. Aah!
Copy !req
605. See ya.
Copy !req
606. That's it!
I've had it!
Copy !req
607. From now on, you're
going to act right,
Copy !req
608. 'cause
I ain't leaving!
Copy !req
609. Told you so.
Copy !req
610. Shut up! I don't
care for your tone!
Copy !req
611. Sit down!
Copy !req
612. You—you don't have
to go ballistic!
Copy !req
613. Yes, I do!
Copy !req
614. No more games
or tricks!
Copy !req
615. You'll sit till I
tell you to get up!
Copy !req
616. Sit down!
Copy !req
617. ohh!
Copy !req
618. Oops. Trip wire.
Copy !req
619. Aah!
Copy !req
620. And the flour.
Copy !req
621. I mean it!
Copy !req
622. Night, Harry.
Copy !req
623. Are you o.K.?
What happened?
Copy !req
624. Nothing I
couldn't handle.
Copy !req
625. I see.
Copy !req
626. Anyway, I'm glad
you're still here,
Copy !req
627. especially after
our talk last night.
Copy !req
628. I'm doing my job.
Copy !req
629. Good. There was
a break-in at the plant.
Copy !req
630. I want to double security
for 48 hours while
I'm out of town.
Copy !req
631. O.k.
I'll call my boss.
Copy !req
632. Fine.
where are the kids?
Copy !req
633. Hi, Alex.
Hi, Kate.
Copy !req
634. We're being punished.
Copy !req
635. I can see that.
Copy !req
636. What did you do?
Copy !req
637. I got mad.
Copy !req
638. Well, I mean,
it's all right
if they hate you
Copy !req
639. because you're
not their father.
Copy !req
640. As long as you're fair,
they'll respect you.
Copy !req
641. I know my kids.
They don't
respect anybody.
Copy !req
642. O.k., you can get up.
Copy !req
643. Oh, thank you, sir.
Copy !req
644. Thank you, sir.
Copy !req
645. I guess I was wrong.
Copy !req
646. Oh, yes,
thank you, sir.
Copy !req
647. Your immenseness.
Copy !req
648. Mr. Sean Armstrong,
sir, king among men.
Copy !req
649. God among mortals.
Copy !req
650. Créme de la créme.
Copy !req
651. What? so you couldn't
handle it by yourself, huh?
Copy !req
652. Get off!
Copy !req
653. Give... me...
the phone!
Copy !req
654. What? nothing, nothing.
Copy !req
655. Come on!
Copy !req
656. Never felt better.
Copy !req
657. Just a little
interference on the line.
Copy !req
658. See you tomorrow.
Copy !req
659. Get out of here!
Take it! Take it!
Copy !req
660. are you going
to be in here long?
Copy !req
661. Yep. Plenty
of room for two.
Copy !req
662. you know, uh,
Copy !req
663. most people lift
the weights.
Copy !req
664. I knew that.
Copy !req
665. Yeah.
Copy !req
666. Look, if you're getting
ready for a fight,
Copy !req
667. all you need is attitude,
not muscles.
Copy !req
668. That's easy
for you to say
Copy !req
669. when you're the
size of a redwood.
Copy !req
670. Hey, I was a big kid,
Copy !req
671. but I got whupped
every day.
Copy !req
672. My old man never taught me
to take care of myself.
Copy !req
673. How'd you get them to
stop beating on you?
Copy !req
674. I graduated.
Copy !req
675. Oh.
Copy !req
676. Then this little guy Burt
taught me attitude.
Copy !req
677. And the rest is history.
Copy !req
678. O.k. Teach me.
Copy !req
679. Please.
Copy !req
680. Feet apart.
Copy !req
681. Weight forward.
Copy !req
682. No. Try again.
You're too tight.
Copy !req
683. Remember—
loose, but ready.
Copy !req
684. O.k. Loose,
but ready.
Copy !req
685. Got it.
Copy !req
686. Attaboy.
Copy !req
687. No. Somebody swings,
you're dead.
Copy !req
688. Drop your hands
by your side,
Copy !req
689. relax
your shoulders.
Copy !req
690. I just feel
a little awkward.
Copy !req
691. I know,
but nobody else will.
Copy !req
692. Remember...
Copy !req
693. You're bad!
Copy !req
694. I'm bad.
Copy !req
695. Yeah.
Copy !req
696. I'm bad!
Copy !req
697. I'm super bad!
Copy !req
698. I'm badacious!
Copy !req
699. All right!
Copy !req
700. Yeah!
Copy !req
701. Bad!
Copy !req
702. wait a minute.
Where are you going?
Copy !req
703. daddy?
Copy !req
704. It's just me.
Copy !req
705. I can't sleep.
Copy !req
706. Do whatever you
did last night.
Copy !req
707. I couldn't sleep then,
either.
Copy !req
708. You must have
slept sometime.
Copy !req
709. Yeah.
Copy !req
710. Sure.
Copy !req
711. When my mommy was here...
Copy !req
712. Before she went to heaven.
Copy !req
713. Oh.
Copy !req
714. You know...
Copy !req
715. I lost my dad
when I was a kid.
Copy !req
716. But I don't think
he went to heaven.
Copy !req
717. You mean he went to...
Copy !req
718. Oh.
Copy !req
719. Mommy used
to sing me a song.
Copy !req
720. Could you sing it to me?
Copy !req
721. I don't know
those kind of songs.
Copy !req
722. I could teach it
to you.
Copy !req
723. hey, wake up!
Copy !req
724. I'm awake.
Copy !req
725. Then sing.
Copy !req
726. I got
a terrible voice.
Copy !req
727. Sing!
Copy !req
728. All right.
Copy !req
729. But I got to
sing my own song.
Copy !req
730. frank, what are
you doing here?
Copy !req
731. "Extra security."
Copy !req
732. Good, good.
Is Harry in the limo?
Copy !req
733. "Harry is sick."
Copy !req
734. You know, that's odd.
Copy !req
735. Usually, Harry
calls me himself.
Copy !req
736. Oh, your anticipation
is impressive.
Copy !req
737. "Blew his lunch
in the garage."
Copy !req
738. O.k. I'll get my bags.
Copy !req
739. It worked.
Copy !req
740. You have to kiss Dolly.
Copy !req
741. I don't kiss dollies.
Copy !req
742. You're going
to wake me up!
Copy !req
743. Don't tell anybody
I did that.
Copy !req
744. Dolly likes you.
Would you take care
of her for the night?
Copy !req
745. No way.
Copy !req
746. What?
Copy !req
747. All right.
All right.
Copy !req
748. Sean.
Copy !req
749. Uh... let me
see the doll.
Copy !req
750. What, you want
to kiss her, too?
Copy !req
751. What?
Copy !req
752. Oh, you mean for Kate.
Copy !req
753. It sure wasn't for me.
Copy !req
754. Sean, I didn't get
a chance to say goodbye,
Copy !req
755. so could you tell
the children I love them?
Copy !req
756. Why don't you tell them?
Copy !req
757. You mean right now?
Copy !req
758. You got something
more important to do?
Copy !req
759. Yes, as a matter
of fact, I—
Copy !req
760. no, I don't.
Copy !req
761. Good.
but don't forget,
Copy !req
762. this may be
where it starts,
Copy !req
763. but it ain't
where it ends.
Copy !req
764. Sean, I was thinking
we could—
Copy !req
765. oh, hi, dad.
Copy !req
766. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
767. I'm saying good night.
Is that so surprising?
Copy !req
768. Well, frankly, yes.
Copy !req
769. Gee, my old workplace
looks great with your
inventions on it.
Copy !req
770. You know,
I really miss it.
Copy !req
771. I can't make up
for the past,
Copy !req
772. but I'm going to change,
Alex. I promise.
Copy !req
773. I can help
Copy !req
774. if you just listen
to me once in a while.
Copy !req
775. O.k.?
Copy !req
776. I love you, Alex.
Copy !req
777. I love you, too.
Copy !req
778. Mr. Mason?
Copy !req
779. Sorry to bother you,
Copy !req
780. but I'm supposed to take
care of Dolly tonight.
Copy !req
781. Well, take very
good care of her.
Copy !req
782. You bet.
Copy !req
783. Yeah.
Copy !req
784. Sean...
Copy !req
785. Thanks for everything.
Copy !req
786. Katie?
Copy !req
787. I love you, Katie.
Copy !req
788. Again.
Copy !req
789. I love you, Katie.
Copy !req
790. I've never
stopped loving you.
Copy !req
791. I love you, daddy.
Copy !req
792. He missed the turn
to the airport. Driver!
Copy !req
793. Sit back.
Enjoy the ride.
Copy !req
794. Herr thanatos
has planned a full
evening for you.
Copy !req
795. Thanatos? is—is that
the sicko who's been—
Copy !req
796. oh, god.
Copy !req
797. Oh, frank! Frank!
Don't just sit there. Frank!
Copy !req
798. Frank!
Copy !req
799. "I work for Mr. Thanatos."
Copy !req
800. How could you do that?
Copy !req
801. Money? you fool!
Copy !req
802. He'll get rid of you
the moment you've
outlived your usefulness!
Copy !req
803. "Ha!"
Copy !req
804. Aah!
Copy !req
805. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming.
Copy !req
806. I said I was coming.
Copy !req
807. Oh!
Copy !req
808. Mama!
Copy !req
809. How would you like
that cane up your nose?
Copy !req
810. Sean!
Copy !req
811. Hey, Burt.
Copy !req
812. Hey, great to see you,
too, old buddy.
Copy !req
813. Hey, give me 20 bucks
for the cabbie, quick.
Copy !req
814. Hey.
Copy !req
815. Keep the change.
Copy !req
816. Gee... a whole quarter.
Copy !req
817. A quarter!
Copy !req
818. Give me that.
Copy !req
819. This ain't Christmas.
Copy !req
820. Ha ha!
So, who's the babe?
Copy !req
821. Corinne,
meet my pal Burt.
Copy !req
822. Ooh,
the dynamic duo—
wimpy and gimpy.
Copy !req
823. She's in
a good mood today.
Copy !req
824. Who's this?
Copy !req
825. Alex, Kate.
Burt Wilson.
Copy !req
826. Ah, the brats.
Copy !req
827. You're too old
for a bodyguard.
Copy !req
828. You're too little to have
such a big mouth.
Copy !req
829. I hope you're giving us
a golden-age discount,
gramps.
Copy !req
830. Kids,
show some respect.
Copy !req
831. Burt saved my life.
Copy !req
832. That's right.
Took a bullet right here
Copy !req
833. for this guy,
nicked an artery.
Copy !req
834. You should've seen
the blood pumping out.
Copy !req
835. Kaploom! kaploom! Kaploom!
Nearly hit the ceiling.
Copy !req
836. Eww! cool!
Copy !req
837. A long time ago,
this creep named
Tommy thanatos,
Copy !req
838. he tried to get
me and Burt
Copy !req
839. to rig a prestigious
sporting event.
Copy !req
840. The world
series?
Copy !req
841. Close. Anyway,
me and Burt refused.
Copy !req
842. Thanatos lost
a lot of money.
Copy !req
843. And then
after the event...
Copy !req
844. Ahh. Nice match, champ.
Copy !req
845. Now we can pay the hotel
and get your clothes back.
Copy !req
846. You sure know how
to take the glow
off winning.
Copy !req
847. I ordered you
to throw that match.
Copy !req
848. You've cost me money.
Copy !req
849. Big money!
Copy !req
850. Bigger than your hair?
Copy !req
851. We don't throw
matches.
Copy !req
852. That's right.
Copy !req
853. If you was soaked
in gasoline,
Copy !req
854. we might throw matches—
the flaming kind.
Copy !req
855. With that furball
on your head,
Copy !req
856. you'd make
one hell of a torch.
Copy !req
857. First you defy me,
Copy !req
858. then you mock my hair?
Copy !req
859. You're dead!
Copy !req
860. Look out!
Copy !req
861. Aah!
Copy !req
862. Get him!
Copy !req
863. Get out of my way!
Copy !req
864. Ohh! stop!
Copy !req
865. He's mine!
Copy !req
866. I'll cut you
down to size!
Copy !req
867. Whaaa!
Copy !req
868. must have hit him
pretty hard.
Copy !req
869. He landed headfirst in
the hotel swimming pool
next door.
Copy !req
870. Must have made
a killer splash.
Copy !req
871. No. The pool was empty.
Copy !req
872. It would've killed him,
but his hair cushioned
the fall.
Copy !req
873. At least he got
a metal plate
in the slammer.
Copy !req
874. Wow. You really did
save his life.
Copy !req
875. What can you
do now, pappy?
Copy !req
876. What can I do now?
Copy !req
877. Ha!
Copy !req
878. Hyah!
Copy !req
879. O.k. He'll do.
Copy !req
880. I'll take you
to class.
Copy !req
881. No way. I want to see
Alex get whupped.
Copy !req
882. Alex, did Sean share
his invincible psych-out
technique with you?
Copy !req
883. Yeah.
Copy !req
884. Forget it.
Us little guys
need backup.
Copy !req
885. Primitive, but effective.
Like me and Sean.
Copy !req
886. Thanks, but I'm fine.
Copy !req
887. I know. I know.
Too bloody.
Copy !req
888. You want something
more subtle. Blackjack!
Copy !req
889. One good bop. His brain's
all over the sidewalk.
Copy !req
890. No, really.
I'm fine.
Copy !req
891. Too messy, I know.
O.K.
Copy !req
892. How about a little mace
in the face, huh?
Copy !req
893. They'll be puking.
Copy !req
894. No.
Copy !req
895. All right. Last resort.
Copy !req
896. Classic lead pipe.
Copy !req
897. Good for one-on-one
or as a weapon
of mass destruction.
Copy !req
898. Thanks, Burt,
but I'm covered.
Copy !req
899. O.k. Suit yourself.
Copy !req
900. Hey... richie rich
got smart.
Copy !req
901. Figures we'll be
nicer if we don't
have to chase him.
Copy !req
902. Right, Alexander?
Wrong!
Copy !req
903. What?
you heard me!
Copy !req
904. No more money!
Copy !req
905. I guess we'll have to
leave you alone then.
Copy !req
906. No hard feelings.
Copy !req
907. Give me your wallet, twerp.
Copy !req
908. That's not fair.
Copy !req
909. He's got to do it
on his own.
Copy !req
910. Did mommy put this
on a string
Copy !req
911. so Alex wouldn't
lose any more money?
Copy !req
912. Don't talk
about my mother!
Copy !req
913. What are you
going to do?
Copy !req
914. Let's get out of here!
Copy !req
915. The sides even
this time?
Copy !req
916. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
917. Excellent!
Copy !req
918. 90 seconds,
herr thanatos.
Copy !req
919. Oh, all right.
Raise him.
Copy !req
920. Oh, I do enjoy
a good round of torture
Copy !req
921. as much
as the next fellow.
Copy !req
922. I truly do.
Copy !req
923. But time is pressing.
Copy !req
924. The chip, Mr. Mason,
I must have it.
Copy !req
925. I have spent
years of my life
on that peacefinder.
Copy !req
926. I'm not about
to turn it over
to some psycho!
Copy !req
927. Oh, let's not engage
in name-calling.
Copy !req
928. I am just
a businessman...
Like you.
Copy !req
929. My work is my life.
Copy !req
930. Of course...
Copy !req
931. Some days are
more satisfying
than others.
Copy !req
932. Let's cut to the chase.
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933. Everyone has a price.
Name yours.
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934. Forget it!
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935. Oh, my mistake.
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936. I thought you were
a reasonable man.
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937. But no, you won't
even negotiate.
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938. So I'll name
your price.
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939. Alex Jr. And Kate.
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940. You pig! You pig!
You pig!
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941. Judging by your response,
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942. I should've done this
a long time ago.
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943. Do you want one lump
or two?
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944. There's nothing in there.
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945. It's called pretend.
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946. Well, then,
I'll take two.
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947. Now you've spilled it.
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948. I'm really sorry.
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949. I'm nothing
but a big klutz.
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950. Always have been.
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951. All the other kids
made fun of me.
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952. You don't have
to be that way.
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953. I could teach you.
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954. Really?
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955. Sure.
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956. But you got to do
everything I say.
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957. Try again.
Thumb and forefinger.
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958. And get that pinkie up!
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959. Well! mmm!
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960. Ha ha ha!
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961. Hey, hey.
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962. A little of this.
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963. That is an insult
to the chef.
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964. Maybe the chef
needs a little spice.
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965. Maybe you'd like
a ketchup bottle
down your throat.
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966. The sexual energy
is so thick in here,
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967. I could cut it
with a knife.
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968. Maybe I'm too young
for this conversation.
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969. That's a smart boy.
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970. Reminds me of me
when I was a kid.
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971. Except he's smart,
rich, and good-looking.
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972. True. But I still
got time. Huh?
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973. Mm-hmm.
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974. No ponytails.
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975. Just trust me
on this.
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976. You should've seen
the flames shoot out
of that sucker.
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977. And I used to think
all you einsteins
were weenies.
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978. It's fairly basic.
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979. Whoa!
what have we here?
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980. An electrified toilet seat.
Sheer brilliance.
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981. It's nothing. Really.
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982. But it does complement
the poison Ivy
toilet paper.
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983. Oh, ho ho. And you say
you aren't a genius?
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984. Ha ha ha.
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985. Why don't you guys
carry guns?
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986. I lost my license.
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987. Can't you get it back?
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988. Once you shoot the examiner
in the foot,
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989. it gets a lot tougher.
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990. Any two-bit weenie
can carry a gun.
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991. That don't make you tough.
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992. Tough is taking on a fight
you can't win.
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993. Tough is getting
kicked in the head
and asking for more.
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994. Tough is a 300-pound man
in tights.
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995. Keep the back straight.
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996. Make the arms
a bow.
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997. Now bend.
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998. Burt.
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999. Lovely to see you.
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1000. You look positively
effervescent.
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1001. May I offer you tea?
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1002. Perhaps a watercress
sandwich?
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1003. Knock it off!
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1004. Get out of that thing!
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1005. Oh! you mean
my leotard?
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1006. Ah... the ballet.
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1007. It enhances grace.
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1008. I'm a changed man.
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1009. Aah!
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1010. Hey! put me down,
you klutz!
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1011. I'm not a klutz anymore.
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1012. Oh!
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1013. He's not as far along
as I thought.
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1014. Darn! I jetéd
when I should've pliéd.
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1015. I used to share
a hotel room with you?
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1016. Don't move!
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1017. Take cover!
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1018. Oops!
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1019. Hah! look at
the big girlie-man.
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1020. What do you want,
scuzzbucket?
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1021. We have come to play
with the children.
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1022. Over my dead body.
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1023. Make that two dead bodies.
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1024. First one to move
gets a facelift.
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1025. Ohh!
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1026. You dirtbag!
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1027. Why, you miserable—
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1028. shut up!
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1029. And now it is my turn,
ja?
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1030. Hit the alarm.
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1031. Here! take my wallet!
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1032. There's 10 grand.
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1033. Auf wiedersehen.
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1034. Help us!
Aah! Aah!
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1035. Help!
aah!
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1036. Somebody help us!
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1037. Help!
let me down!
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1038. Quiet, children!
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1039. Your well-being rests
in my hands now.
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1040. Any more noise,
just shoot them.
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1041. What about him?
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1042. Business
before pleasure.
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1043. Daddy!
dad!
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1044. Kate! Alex!
Did they hurt you?
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1045. not yet!
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1046. you bastard!
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1047. Doodyhead!
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1048. Scumsucker!
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1049. Burt?
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1050. Burt Wilson?
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1051. What a delightful bonus.
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1052. Thanatos!
I should've known.
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1053. Who else
would kidnap
little children?
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1054. Thanatos?
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1055. So that's what happened
to his head.
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1056. Cool!
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1057. Who's that?
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1058. That's Sean's friend
Burt.
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1059. Sean Armstrong?
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1060. My, my... Imagine—
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1061. revenge and
ill-gotten wealth
all in one night.
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1062. I'm positively tingling.
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1063. So who goes first?
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1064. Don't you touch them.
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1065. You can have the chip,
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1066. but first you've got
to let them go.
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1067. You're hardly
in a position
to negotiate.
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1068. However...
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1069. Once I have it,
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1070. you and your family
may leave.
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1071. But not Burt!
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1072. He cost me my hair.
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1073. I had beautiful hair.
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1074. Thick...
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1075. Lustrous...
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1076. Manageable hair.
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1077. You are going
to die a slow
and agonizing death.
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1078. You ever consider going
to an auto-parts store
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1079. and getting a bumper guard
for that chrome?
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1080. Why, you!
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1081. Kidnapping children,
hitting an old man...
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1082. You really come up
in the world.
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1083. Shut up! I'm getting
a headache!
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1084. Don't wig out!
I couldn't hair y—aah!
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1085. Shut up!
Shut up!
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1086. Now,
where is it?
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1087. Before I change
my mind!
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1088. Well, it's right—
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1089. it's right
in Sean's room!
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1090. I think there's hope
for this family yet.
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1091. Roger, unit 32.
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1092. Do you mind?
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1093. Yeah. Could be
a ransom call.
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1094. Then fetch
your lieutenant.
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1095. I am the lieutenant.
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1096. God save us all.
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1097. Hello. Mason residence.
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1098. All right.
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1099. Hold on.
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1100. It's for you.
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1101. Alex.
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1102. Go ahead. It's me.
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1103. Lieutenant! want
a nice, fresh doughnut?
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1104. The toilet seat?
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1105. We hid the chip inside,
on my workbench,
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1106. next to my wallet.
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1107. Bring it
to the 3rd street dock.
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1108. You have to come alone.
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1109. It's thanatos!
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1110. Alex!
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1111. Very stupid!
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1112. You take a swan dive
into an empty pool,
and I'm stupid?
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1113. I'm so proud of you.
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1114. Oh, how touching.
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1115. Like the family
I never had
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1116. and... never wanted!
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1117. Wolfgang,
tie them up.
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1118. Wait!
no!
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1119. No!
no! no!
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1120. I'm going after them.
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1121. How? you're just
a wrestler.
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1122. What? who told you?
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1123. I saw you wrestle
trick McGraw last year.
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1124. Why didn't you
say something?
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1125. Because I was desperate
for those kids.
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1126. And I had a gut feeling
about you.
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1127. I got to go.
I've got no choice.
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1128. You bring
that family back safe,
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1129. or you will have
to answer to me.
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1130. You might as well bring
that scroungy, bullheaded
old gasbag back, too.
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1131. I'll go get them.
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1132. Cover me.
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1133. I'm going out
Alex's window.
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1134. Lieutenant!
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1135. Let me tell you
what happened.
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1136. Now, they broke
in here...
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1137. What's he doing?
What's going on?
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1138. I ought to
blow you away.
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1139. Sorry. Got to get
those brakes checked.
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1140. Get up.
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1141. Easy. All I'm carrying
is a wallet.
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1142. base to scarab-1.
What is your location?
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1143. Why do you not answer?
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1144. Aah!
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1145. O.k.,
captain scumbucket.
Where am I going?
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1146. Blow it out your—aah!
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1147. North!
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1148. Knew you'd see it
my way.
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1149. As soon as we have
the chip,
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1150. kill them all.
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1151. You lied.
Copy !req
1152. So sue me.
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1153. Which way?
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1154. That way.
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1155. How many
number 53 markers
are there
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1156. in biscayne bay?
Copy !req
1157. One, obviously.
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1158. Then why did we
pass it twice?
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1159. Uhh.
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1160. I'll kill you for that.
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1161. May I borrow
your keys?
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1162. Huh?
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1163. Waah!
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1164. Adios.
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1165. Hey!
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1166. Bingo.
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1167. They're coming in.
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1168. The anticipation
is almost too much to bear.
Copy !req
1169. So is your breath.
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1170. Now we know
who's the first to die.
Copy !req
1171. They should be here
by now.
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1172. Hey! what?
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1173. Aah!
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1174. Base to scarab-1.
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1175. What is taking so long?
Copy !req
1176. Why do you
not answer?
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1177. Come in.
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1178. I won't tolerate
ineptitude.
Copy !req
1179. Keep trying.
Copy !req
1180. Come in.
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1181. Come in.
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1182. Ach, there must be
something wrong.
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1183. Freeze!
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1184. My, my,
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1185. I expected a more
dramatic entrance
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1186. from a man
who wrestled
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1187. at the west Memphis
pork pavilion.
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1188. Hey, we won
in west Memphis.
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1189. But not tonight.
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1190. Hyah!
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1191. Hyah!
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1192. Aah!
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1193. Aah!
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1194. Hyah!
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1195. Hurry! untie us!
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1196. Just shoot
them both.
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1197. Grrr!
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1198. Grrr!
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1199. Aah!
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1200. Grraaahh!
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1201. Unlike you, Armstrong,
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1202. I never lose.
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1203. Ha ha ha ha!
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1204. Now your friends
can watch you die.
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1205. Ugh!
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1206. Ah ha ha ha ha!
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1207. No!
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1208. save him!
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1209. Get him, dad!
Help him!
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1210. Dad!
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1211. Aah!
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1212. I hate you!
I hate you!
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1213. Let him—
let him go!
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1214. Let him go!
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1215. Aah!
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1216. You shouldn't
have done that.
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1217. Why not?
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1218. 'Cause you shouldn't
have hit a kid.
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1219. Uhh!
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1220. Alex, the button.
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1221. Swine!
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1222. Aah!
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1223. Hang out, Wolfie, baby.
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1224. One move, and I will
destroy the chip.
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1225. There's no chip in there,
dorkbrain.
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1226. You lied.
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1227. So sue me!
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1228. Grrr!
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1229. Alex, duck!
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1230. You screwed up
my hair.
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1231. Now it's payback time.
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1232. I will not be denied
my pleasure.
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1233. He's going
to kill him.
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1234. Do something, daddy.
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1235. A transformer!
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1236. We can generate
electricity.
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1237. Intense!
a superconducting
magnetic beam!
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1238. Like we did to
miss Callahan?
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1239. What?
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1240. The nanny
with the braces.
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1241. Hit it!
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1242. Aah!
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1243. Uhh!
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1244. Now you die.
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1245. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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1246. No more.
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1247. It's not working,
dad!
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1248. We need a conductor!
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1249. Come on, son,
hurry!
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1250. Quick! quick!
Quick!
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1251. Grab that end!
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1252. Need a hand?
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1253. O.k., lift it up.
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1254. Grrr!
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1255. Grrr!
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1256. Hit the deck!
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1257. Aah!
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1258. Whoa!
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1259. Whoa!
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1260. Whoa!
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1261. Whoa! whoa!
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1262. Stop this thing!
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1263. Whoa!
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1264. This beats
the 4th of July.
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1265. He's toast.
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1266. Aah!
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1267. Aah! aah! Aah!
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1268. Aah! aah! Aah!
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1269. wow!
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1270. Man really
blew his top.
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1271. So where's
the stupid chip?
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1272. Kate has it.
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1273. Do not.
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1274. Yes, you do, honey,
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1275. right here
in your Dolly.
Copy !req
1276. Sure about this?
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1277. I don't need her
anymore.
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1278. You're a brave man.
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1279. You're the brave one.
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1280. Raising kids is
the toughest gig I know.
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1281. Ahem.
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1282. Hey, Burt, thanks
for getting me
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1283. out of the ring.
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1284. I'm going to
need a partner
around here.
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1285. Thanks, but
I haven't had
a vacation since...
Copy !req
1286. Since I met you.
Copy !req
1287. Vacation?
if you need me,
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1288. I can get out of
this monkey suit
real quick.
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1289. How far can you get
on two broken legs?
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1290. Quit mothering me.
Copy !req
1291. I love you guys.
Copy !req
1292. We love you, too.
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1293. See you soon.
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1294. Maybe sooner
than you think.
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1295. Bye, Sean.
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1296. Hey, you're
going to—
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1297. we're going to
make him stay.
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1298. aah!
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