1. Hey!Copy !req
2. You stink!Copy !req
3. Kill him!Copy !req
4. Ohh.Copy !req
5. You bum!Copy !req
6. 1...Copy !req
7. 2...Copy !req
8. 3...Copy !req
9. Hit him!Copy !req
10. Kill him!Copy !req
11. Aah!Copy !req
12. 5...Copy !req
13. 6...Copy !req
14. All right. Time's up.
You're killing him.Copy !req
15. Ooh.Copy !req
16. All right.Copy !req
17. Ahhh.Copy !req
18. Ahh. Dinner.Copy !req
19. Sure put up
a big fightCopy !req
20. for such
a little guy.Copy !req
21. Hey, don't give me
that sad look.Copy !req
22. All right.Copy !req
23. Don't tell any
of your friends
I did that.Copy !req
24. Don't let me catch you
out here again.Copy !req
25. What a sucker!Copy !req
26. I see you still got
that killer instinct.Copy !req
27. How'd you find me,
Burt?Copy !req
28. I'm in the security
business now.
It's my job.Copy !req
29. O.k., o.K., your mom
told me, all right?Copy !req
30. I'm glad you're so
thrilled to see meCopy !req
31. after all
these years.Copy !req
32. Do you mind
if I make myself
comfortableCopy !req
33. on this
filthy crate?Copy !req
34. Suit yourself.Copy !req
35. Look, I just
got a callCopy !req
36. from a major,
major new clientCopy !req
37. looking for a bodyguard.
I thought of you first.Copy !req
38. Forget it.Copy !req
39. I'm not a bodyguard.
I'm a wrestler, o.K.?Copy !req
40. Hey, wait, wa—Copy !req
41. I am a wrestler.Copy !req
42. I managed you
for 15 years.
Remember?Copy !req
43. Or did you get
head-slammed
too many times?Copy !req
44. Listen to me.
You'll make
some big bucks,Copy !req
45. and it'll get you
out of the ring.Copy !req
46. Forget it, Burt.Copy !req
47. Still having
those nightmares?Copy !req
48. Yeah, sometimes.Copy !req
49. So why'd
you pick me?Copy !req
50. 'Cause I love you
like a son...Copy !req
51. And nobody else
will work for me.Copy !req
52. So what
did you do now?Copy !req
53. Man, it's crazy.
You bounce a few checks,Copy !req
54. and right away
you're a deadbeat.Copy !req
55. Remember the time
in RenoCopy !req
56. when the hotel
locked up our clothesCopy !req
57. and I had to sneak
down the fire escape
in a towel?Copy !req
58. Yeah! we had some
fun times then,
didn't we?Copy !req
59. Nope.Copy !req
60. I got a bum leg
since I took
a bulletCopy !req
61. for some big
lunkhead.Copy !req
62. Hey, wait. It was
meant for you,
wasn't it?Copy !req
63. O.k.,
I owe you my life.Copy !req
64. I still ain't
taking the gig.Copy !req
65. Sure, you'd help
some slimy fish,Copy !req
66. but the guy that
saved your life—Copy !req
67. that's gratitude
for you.Copy !req
68. Just forget it.Copy !req
69. Let me explain
how it works.Copy !req
70. Ahh.Copy !req
71. Want to know my secret?Copy !req
72. I cook it in the can.Copy !req
73. Mmm.Copy !req
74. Out of the can
and into the man.Copy !req
75. How long's it been
since you ate?Copy !req
76. Just a week.Copy !req
77. Here.Copy !req
78. Tell you what...Copy !req
79. Fill in the amount
and pay me back
when you can.Copy !req
80. I don't want
your damn charity.Copy !req
81. I need a job,
not a handout.Copy !req
82. If I get this gig,
I'm back in business.Copy !req
83. One thing I still got,
my self-respect.Copy !req
84. I ain't going to beg.Copy !req
85. Yeah.Copy !req
86. Although it always
worked before...Copy !req
87. Hey, Sean, brother,
please, man.Copy !req
88. Oh, man, you know
I hate that.Copy !req
89. Help me. Help me.Copy !req
90. Come on.
All right. All right.Copy !req
91. I'll take the job.Copy !req
92. Oh, man, this is
such an emotional moment.Copy !req
93. So what else
you got to eat?Copy !req
94. good morning,
Mr. Mason.Copy !req
95. Morning, Jane.Copy !req
96. Lose the gum,
thank you.Copy !req
97. Uh, yes,
Mr. Mason.Copy !req
98. Penny?Copy !req
99. I found a typo
on page 649,Copy !req
100. second paragraph,
fourth word in.Copy !req
101. Frank,
where's the bodyguard?Copy !req
102. He'll be here
in a second, sir,
and don't worry.Copy !req
103. Security is
on full alert for any
suspicious intruders.Copy !req
104. All units—
potential intruder,
main gate.Copy !req
105. Roger. We copy.Copy !req
106. Where do you
think you're going?Copy !req
107. I'm looking
for Mr. Mason.Copy !req
108. Is that so?
Get off the bike.Copy !req
109. What for?Copy !req
110. Just do it,
butthead!Copy !req
111. Forget it.Copy !req
112. Are you deaf
or just plain stupid?Copy !req
113. I've got a low tolerance
for gorillas in
rent-a-cop suits.Copy !req
114. Gorillas, huh?Copy !req
115. Shouldn't
have done that.Copy !req
116. Aah!Copy !req
117. Hey, you!Copy !req
118. This is the bodyguard?Copy !req
119. A terrible mistake, sir.Copy !req
120. I'll get rid of him
immediately.Copy !req
121. Wrong. He's incredible.Copy !req
122. Obviously a real pro.Copy !req
123. So where's
Mason's office?Copy !req
124. I bet you've been
a bodyguard for a long time.Copy !req
125. You don't know
how long.Copy !req
126. Here, I want
to show you something.Copy !req
127. Aah!Copy !req
128. Got him!Copy !req
129. That's our new
head of security.Copy !req
130. The man who hired you.Copy !req
131. Oh, uh,
see who hit you?Copy !req
132. You o.K.?Copy !req
133. This is Alex Mason.Copy !req
134. Ah, Mr. Mason.Copy !req
135. You've received
my message?Copy !req
136. Yeah.
now who are you?Copy !req
137. Oh, just your
average psychotic
criminal genius.Copy !req
138. I desire
your new computer chip—Copy !req
139. the one for
the peacefinder.Copy !req
140. I told you
it's not for sale.Copy !req
141. Everything's for sale.Copy !req
142. The question is only
at what price.Copy !req
143. You have 24 hours
to reconsider.Copy !req
144. And do take care
of your lovely children.Copy !req
145. Should we call
the police?Copy !req
146. Damn right.
This man
assaulted me!Copy !req
147. Quiet. No police!Copy !req
148. If word gets out about
this peacefinder project,Copy !req
149. we'll have
every crackpot
after us.Copy !req
150. What's the peacefinder
project?Copy !req
151. I'm sorry.
That's top-secret.Copy !req
152. I'm putting my life
on the line.Copy !req
153. Tell me, or I'm gone.Copy !req
154. Well, nice meeting you.Copy !req
155. O.k., Sean, o.K.,Copy !req
156. but you've got to
keep this strictly
confidential.Copy !req
157. Know anything
about chips?Copy !req
158. I'm a nacho cheese man
myself.Copy !req
159. I was referring
to silicon chips.Copy !req
160. He doesn't know
anything about chips, sir.Copy !req
161. He's only the bodyguard.Copy !req
162. I know a microchip
is a waferCopy !req
163. of the chemical element
siliconCopy !req
164. serving as
a semiconductorCopy !req
165. under which a series
of electrical circuits
are printed.Copy !req
166. Very good.Copy !req
167. Did you know
that the chip itself
costs only pennies?Copy !req
168. But the information
on this one
is worth millions.Copy !req
169. It's the only one
in existence.Copy !req
170. You invented it?Copy !req
171. No. I have
a company to run.Copy !req
172. I was an inventor,
though.Copy !req
173. I started this place
in my garage.
Come on.Copy !req
174. This is a model
of the peacefinder.Copy !req
175. With our chip,
this can shoot downCopy !req
176. any missile fired
by any country.Copy !req
177. Cool.Copy !req
178. It'll make
people think twiceCopy !req
179. before they start
another war.Copy !req
180. Real cool.Copy !req
181. Yeah.Copy !req
182. Come on. I will
tell you about
your assignment.Copy !req
183. Armstrong!Copy !req
184. Coming.Copy !req
185. So I'm supposed
to guard the chip?Copy !req
186. Not exactly.
You're supposed
to guard my kids.Copy !req
187. Are you crazy?
I hate kids.Copy !req
188. The children
have a nanny.Copy !req
189. You just protect them.Copy !req
190. I'll find someone else,
sir.Copy !req
191. Obviously, he's
not up for it.Copy !req
192. I didn't say
I couldn't do it...Copy !req
193. I mean, as long as
they got a nanny.Copy !req
194. Ah! aah!Copy !req
195. Aah! ah!Copy !req
196. Get down.Copy !req
197. What the hell
was that?Copy !req
198. Aah!Copy !req
199. Aah!Copy !req
200. Alex! Kate!Copy !req
201. What happened
to miss Parker?Copy !req
202. Miss kopalski.
Miss Parker
was last week.Copy !req
203. Remember?
the stairs?Copy !req
204. Oh, right.
The broken leg.Copy !req
205. Legs.Copy !req
206. Miss kopalski
had a short circuitCopy !req
207. in her blow dryer.Copy !req
208. This is
very bad.Copy !req
209. Now the agency
won't send any
more nannies.Copy !req
210. Say what?Copy !req
211. That's why you
brought home
Frankenstein.Copy !req
212. Alex!Copy !req
213. Is there a phone
I could use?Copy !req
214. It's in there.Copy !req
215. You're afraid
they're smarter than you?Copy !req
216. Babysitting was not
part of our deal.Copy !req
217. The security guy
hates my guts.Copy !req
218. Hey, sure, fine.Copy !req
219. I guess you gave it
a real effort, right?Copy !req
220. Do me one last favor.Copy !req
221. Go turn off
the gas in my oven.Copy !req
222. Why can't you?Copy !req
223. Because my head's
going to be in it!Copy !req
224. O.k., man,
cool out.Copy !req
225. Just get me
a replacement,
understand?Copy !req
226. What? I can't hear you.Copy !req
227. Something's wrong
with this phone.Copy !req
228. Must be the phone company
disconnecting my service.Copy !req
229. Or maybe I'm dying
from starvation!Copy !req
230. Nice shot.Copy !req
231. What do you mean,
nice?Copy !req
232. I was aiming
for your wrist.Copy !req
233. What are you doing
in my kitchen?Copy !req
234. I'm Sean Armstrong,
bodyguard for the kids.Copy !req
235. Ha! Mr. Nanny!Copy !req
236. Hey, why not?
I been here four years,Copy !req
237. seen dozens of them
come and go.Copy !req
238. But none big as you.Copy !req
239. Smarter maybe,
better-looking
for sure,Copy !req
240. but none as big.Copy !req
241. Here. Make yourself
useful.Copy !req
242. Top shelf, lurch.Copy !req
243. You survived.Copy !req
244. I'm tough.Copy !req
245. I raised my own four kids
by myself.Copy !req
246. What are you doing?Copy !req
247. This is like
the roach motel.Copy !req
248. The nannies check in...Copy !req
249. But they don't
check out. Yeah.Copy !req
250. That's not
so many names.Copy !req
251. Ha!Copy !req
252. Oh.Copy !req
253. I can handle
myself.Copy !req
254. Ooh.Copy !req
255. I hope your blue cross
is paid up.Copy !req
256. Kids...Copy !req
257. They're just...Copy !req
258. Sean, dinner!Copy !req
259. Here, piggy, piggy,
piggy, piggy.Copy !req
260. Sooey!Copy !req
261. Kids.Copy !req
262. Just when we get rid
of the last nanny,Copy !req
263. he brings home
a bodyguard.Copy !req
264. Yeah.Copy !req
265. Ooh. Nice touch.Copy !req
266. Butter. Can't
live without it.Copy !req
267. Watch the trip wire.Copy !req
268. All right, now, kids,
I'm not pointing
any fingers,Copy !req
269. but I don't want anything
to happen to Sean.Copy !req
270. What could
possibly happen?Copy !req
271. Cute.Copy !req
272. Sounds like
he's in a hurry.Copy !req
273. Evening.Copy !req
274. Are you all right?Copy !req
275. Never better.Copy !req
276. See, daddy? It's not
so bad eating with us.Copy !req
277. Of course not, Princess.Copy !req
278. All right.Copy !req
279. Yeah!
yeah!Copy !req
280. Dad, you're beeping.Copy !req
281. Incoming fax.Copy !req
282. Go ahead. Eat up
while you still
got teeth.Copy !req
283. Oh, no.
This is all wrong.Copy !req
284. We'll have to
take a rain check
on the ice cream.Copy !req
285. We'll call
your secretary
for an appointment!Copy !req
286. Come on, Kate.Copy !req
287. I'm not hungry
anymore.Copy !req
288. What's going on here?Copy !req
289. Just your typical
all-American
dysfunctional family.Copy !req
290. Where's the mom?Copy !req
291. Passed away
two years back.Copy !req
292. It's been downhill
ever since.Copy !req
293. Here. Next time
I'll just serve it
in a bucket.Copy !req
294. I don't think
you like me, frank.Copy !req
295. Oh, come on, Mr. Thanatos,
what's not to like?Copy !req
296. Then how do you explain
that bodyguard?Copy !req
297. Oh, him. Uh... See,Copy !req
298. he works for
this jerk, Burt?Copy !req
299. Burt only hires
losers,Copy !req
300. and that's why
I called him.Copy !req
301. You should know
losers, frank.Copy !req
302. I will let no manCopy !req
303. stop me from
obtaining that chip!Copy !req
304. Especially you.Copy !req
305. Please, sir...Copy !req
306. I know where he
keeps the chip. Huh?Copy !req
307. And I got this
great plan. See—Copy !req
308. wrong!Copy !req
309. I make the plans.Copy !req
310. Now tell me
everything you know.Copy !req
311. Ahem. Excuse me,
Mr. Mason?Copy !req
312. I'm PR—I'm very
busy right now, Sean.Copy !req
313. I was just wondering,Copy !req
314. when does
the new nanny arrive?Copy !req
315. Oh, uh, yes,
well, it seemsCopy !req
316. we may have to look
out of state,Copy !req
317. but I'll make it up
to you in salary.Copy !req
318. Forget the salary.
Just get the nanny.Copy !req
319. I'm going to
check the grounds,
then hit the rack.Copy !req
320. Yeah! some peace
and quiet.Copy !req
321. I hate kids.Copy !req
322. you're not
wearing your hat.Copy !req
323. Forget it.
I'm not the chauffeur.Copy !req
324. Really? well,
let's analyze this.Copy !req
325. We're sitting
in the back,Copy !req
326. you're driving,Copy !req
327. we tell you
where to go,Copy !req
328. you get paid
to drive there,Copy !req
329. we own the car.Copy !req
330. Yep. You're
a chauffeur,
all right.Copy !req
331. Now put
the hat on!Copy !req
332. or I'll scream.Copy !req
333. Scream all you want.
No way I'm wearing
that thing.Copy !req
334. Aah!Copy !req
335. Drop us off
on the corner.Copy !req
336. Hey, this is
my old school.Copy !req
337. You trying to
tell me you go
to public school?Copy !req
338. Ooh, he can read!Copy !req
339. Our father thinks
it builds character,Copy !req
340. but when he finds out
you used to go here...Copy !req
341. Hey, stop!
What are you doing?Copy !req
342. It's hard enough
fitting inCopy !req
343. without everybody
knowing we have
a rolls Royce.Copy !req
344. What do you mean?Copy !req
345. Alex has no friends.Copy !req
346. Like I'm so surprised.Copy !req
347. class? class!Copy !req
348. I told you
to make him leave.Copy !req
349. I told you
I'm not leaving.Copy !req
350. Quiet.
I'm in charge here.Copy !req
351. If you're in charge,
how come nobody
listens to you?Copy !req
352. That's it!Copy !req
353. Both of you
to the principal's
office.Copy !req
354. Man, some things
never change.Copy !req
355. hey, it's still here.Copy !req
356. I said I'm not
talking to you.Copy !req
357. "S-a"?Copy !req
358. Sean... armstrong?Copy !req
359. None other.Copy !req
360. Thanks for not
talking to me.Copy !req
361. Pretty fancy.
Must have took an hour.Copy !req
362. Are you kidding?
For that kind of detail?Copy !req
363. Try seven years
with a paper clip.Copy !req
364. Spent a lot of time
on the bench, huh?Copy !req
365. Kate Mason,
are you here again?Copy !req
366. She's with me.Copy !req
367. Oh. You.Copy !req
368. Sean Armstrong,
class of '64.Copy !req
369. Armstrong—not Sean
"king of detention"
Armstrong?Copy !req
370. Well, it's always nice
to have alumni visit...Copy !req
371. Run along now, Katie.Copy !req
372. What a lovely child.Copy !req
373. Who are you kidding?Copy !req
374. You're supposed
to open our door.Copy !req
375. I think we're
getting to him.Copy !req
376. I can't believe this is
the same Sean ArmstrongCopy !req
377. I traveled
this great country with.Copy !req
378. A man of strength
and courageCopy !req
379. who defeated every vile,Copy !req
380. vulgar opponent
he ever faced.Copy !req
381. Now this fearless
giant is coweringCopy !req
382. because of two little
innocent children!Copy !req
383. You want to
spend your lifeCopy !req
384. getting your brains
kicked in and
having nightmares,Copy !req
385. suit yourself.Copy !req
386. But ex-wrestlers
aren't exactly
in demand.Copy !req
387. I mean, who else
is gonna offer you
a career?Copy !req
388. Electromagnetic.Copy !req
389. Radio-controlled.Copy !req
390. Wanna see?Copy !req
391. O.k., step back.
O.K., ready?Copy !req
392. Crank up that dial.Copy !req
393. Whoa!Copy !req
394. You're so smart.Copy !req
395. And so, so bad.Copy !req
396. Hey, aren't you going
to pump some iron?Copy !req
397. Later.Copy !req
398. What's all this crud?Copy !req
399. It's the nineties!
I'll program it.
Get on the seat.Copy !req
400. What do you weigh?Copy !req
401. 293.Copy !req
402. I'll get your feet.Copy !req
403. Somehow I don't like
it when you're nice.Copy !req
404. When haven't
we been nice?Copy !req
405. Start pedaling
when you're ready.Copy !req
406. Bye, Sean.Copy !req
407. Have a nice workout.Copy !req
408. Bye.Copy !req
409. So what'd you
program it for?Copy !req
410. Oh, just 20 minutes.Copy !req
411. At 90 miles an hour!Copy !req
412. Hey!Copy !req
413. Somebody stop this thing!Copy !req
414. Aah!Copy !req
415. Whew!Copy !req
416. Not a bad workout.Copy !req
417. Whoo!Copy !req
418. Better do
a light one today.Copy !req
419. Boy, he's strong.Copy !req
420. We can fix that.Copy !req
421. I'm out of shape.Copy !req
422. Ohh!Copy !req
423. You know, sometimes
you're so immature.Copy !req
424. Huh?Copy !req
425. It's only low voltage.
It can't kill him.Copy !req
426. Then crank it up.Copy !req
427. Aah!Copy !req
428. How was your shower?Copy !req
429. Stimulating.Copy !req
430. Ow!
ow!Copy !req
431. Oops. Sorry.Copy !req
432. Don't you think
we've done enough?Copy !req
433. Not till he leaves.Copy !req
434. I don't think
he's going to leave.Copy !req
435. I kind of like him.
He's not a goody-goody
like those nannies.Copy !req
436. I got to admit,
he's one tough mother.Copy !req
437. I can't take
it anymore.Copy !req
438. Then go ahead... Quit.Copy !req
439. So what if people
call you a panty-waist,
a candy-ass wuss?Copy !req
440. Who's going
to know I quit?Copy !req
441. When I get through
spreading the word?
Everybody, puckerbutt.Copy !req
442. Congratulations, you have
made the hall of shame.Copy !req
443. No, you got to stay
for the kids.Copy !req
444. They'll do anything to
drive me out of here.Copy !req
445. But you've lasted!Copy !req
446. You can make the difference.Copy !req
447. This family needs a change.
Maybe it's you.Copy !req
448. You think so?Copy !req
449. No, not really.Copy !req
450. But, hey,
it's worth a shot.Copy !req
451. So get tough.
Hang in there.
Suck it up.Copy !req
452. I've been
sucking it up.Copy !req
453. Here.
have some more.Copy !req
454. Thanks.Copy !req
455. Wow. Imagine what he
could do to your head.Copy !req
456. Alex? Kate? I'm home.Copy !req
457. We're in the gym, dad!Copy !req
458. Wait till he
sees what we did.Copy !req
459. Hi.Copy !req
460. What happened?Copy !req
461. We destroyed the bike,
wrecked the room,Copy !req
462. and almost killed Sean.Copy !req
463. Yeah! are you
going to punish us?Copy !req
464. This is a new approach.Copy !req
465. Well, what for?Copy !req
466. Sean's fine,
and there's nothing here
that can't be fixed.Copy !req
467. I got to make some calls.Copy !req
468. What?Copy !req
469. What?Copy !req
470. Case closed.
Now excuse me.Copy !req
471. Excuse me,
Mr. Mason.Copy !req
472. You're not going
to do anything?Copy !req
473. No time to discuss
this, Sean.Copy !req
474. And you wonder why
your kids are a mess.Copy !req
475. You can't say that.Copy !req
476. You don't know what it's
like raising kids alone.Copy !req
477. I feel sorry you lost
your wife, man,Copy !req
478. but if you can't give
these kids what they
need, get rid of them.Copy !req
479. I guess he really
doesn't care about us.Copy !req
480. O.k.Copy !req
481. All right.Copy !req
482. Here we go. O.K.Copy !req
483. Come on, baby.Copy !req
484. 5... 9, 8, 7.Copy !req
485. Holy...Copy !req
486. It's o.K. I'll
just clear this.Copy !req
487. No problem.
No problema.Copy !req
488. 4, 5, 6, uh...Copy !req
489. 9, 8, 7.
That's the one.Copy !req
490. Oh, jeez. Clear.
It's o.K.Copy !req
491. Damn it! He's changed
the combination.Copy !req
492. This is becoming
tiresome, frank.Copy !req
493. I'll do it
again.Copy !req
494. I'm beginning
to get a headache.Copy !req
495. Aah, aah, ahh,
aah, aah!Copy !req
496. Ow! jeez!Copy !req
497. Wolfgang.Copy !req
498. Stupid!Copy !req
499. Very stupid!Copy !req
500. Now I'm getting
a migraine!Copy !req
501. Do not worry,
herr thanatos.Copy !req
502. It's empty,
frank.Copy !req
503. Why am I not
surprised?Copy !req
504. Uh, he—he—he—Copy !req
505. he must have
taken it with him.Copy !req
506. This was not my idea—
your plan, sir.Copy !req
507. Great. Now the cops
are going to be here.Copy !req
508. You, with the vest,Copy !req
509. can you give me a little
love pat right here?Copy !req
510. With pleasure.Copy !req
511. No, no, Wolfie,
it's o.K.Copy !req
512. Oh, my head!Copy !req
513. Oh, my head!Copy !req
514. The pressure!Copy !req
515. The pressure!Copy !req
516. Ahh, ahh...Copy !req
517. The pressure. The pressure.Copy !req
518. Mason, where
you going?Copy !req
519. We were looking
for you.Copy !req
520. Gee. Is it 3:00
already?Copy !req
521. Shut up, dweeb.Copy !req
522. Alex, we missed you
this morning.Copy !req
523. Didn't you hear us
calling?Copy !req
524. Oh, was that you guys?Copy !req
525. Hand it over.Copy !req
526. I spent my money
on lunch!Copy !req
527. Ow!Copy !req
528. Mason, Mason.
You weren't
straight with us.Copy !req
529. That'll cost you
50 bucks.Copy !req
530. Then we can be
friends again.Copy !req
531. I hate bullies.Copy !req
532. You'll only
make it worse.Copy !req
533. How often
does this happen?Copy !req
534. Just once a day.Copy !req
535. What a wimp.Copy !req
536. You said it.Copy !req
537. Don't say a word.
He's very sensitive.Copy !req
538. Hey, weenie, want Sean
to kick their butts?Copy !req
539. Shut up!Copy !req
540. See? I told you
he's sensitive.Copy !req
541. Alex, I saw what
happened back there.Copy !req
542. Mind your
own business!Copy !req
543. I can show you how
to defend yourself.Copy !req
544. Can it,
Mr. Babysitter!Copy !req
545. I don't want
your stupid help!Copy !req
546. Frank...Copy !req
547. I'm glad you're
out of the hospital.Copy !req
548. So, who were they?Copy !req
549. Did you get
a look at them?Copy !req
550. Did you?Copy !req
551. Obviously,
they're after the chip.Copy !req
552. I'll have to move up
the Washington trip tonight.Copy !req
553. I'll leave tonight.Copy !req
554. Oh, what?Copy !req
555. "I'll...Copy !req
556. "Make...Copy !req
557. Arrangements."Copy !req
558. Oh, thank you, frank.Copy !req
559. Thank you.Copy !req
560. I'm—I'm—I'm sorry.Copy !req
561. I'm sorry.
I hope you feel better.Copy !req
562. Wait.Copy !req
563. You didn't have
to be so mean.Copy !req
564. First you heat them up,
then you cool them down.Copy !req
565. Just what are you up to?Copy !req
566. Oh, nothing much,Copy !req
567. just 50 gallons of
fd&c red dye number 2.Copy !req
568. Oh, Alex, not
the pit of blood.Copy !req
569. Naturally.
what's the big deal?Copy !req
570. It's just maybe
we've done enough,
that's all.Copy !req
571. And he's really
not that bad.Copy !req
572. All nannies are bad.Copy !req
573. It's in
the job description.Copy !req
574. He's not a nanny.Copy !req
575. Look, I'll make
a deal with you.Copy !req
576. If he survives
the pit of blood,Copy !req
577. I'll call a truce.Copy !req
578. Well... promise?Copy !req
579. Promise. But
I'll need your help.Copy !req
580. Deal?Copy !req
581. Come on.Copy !req
582. Let's throw
the compost heap
in this time.Copy !req
583. I'll get the seaweed.Copy !req
584. Ohh!Copy !req
585. What'd you do that for?Copy !req
586. For making a mess,
porky!Copy !req
587. You could've just
asked me to clean it up.Copy !req
588. Sure, but where's
the fun in that?Copy !req
589. help, Sean! Help me!Copy !req
590. Ignore it.Copy !req
591. I wouldn't lift a finger
to help those brats.Copy !req
592. help, Sean!
I can't swim!Copy !req
593. Oh, my god!Copy !req
594. Sucker.Copy !req
595. I'm coming!Copy !req
596. Hold on!Copy !req
597. Oh, no, you don't!
You little bast—Copy !req
598. one bolt less,Copy !req
599. and I'd have
miscalculated his
inertial torque.Copy !req
600. But genius prevailed.Copy !req
601. Now all he needs is
two horns, a pitchfork,
and a tail.Copy !req
602. That...Copy !req
603. Is... it!Copy !req
604. Aah!Copy !req
605. See ya.Copy !req
606. That's it!
I've had it!Copy !req
607. From now on, you're
going to act right,Copy !req
608. 'cause
I ain't leaving!Copy !req
609. Told you so.Copy !req
610. Shut up! I don't
care for your tone!Copy !req
611. Sit down!Copy !req
612. You—you don't have
to go ballistic!Copy !req
613. Yes, I do!Copy !req
614. No more games
or tricks!Copy !req
615. You'll sit till I
tell you to get up!Copy !req
616. Sit down!Copy !req
617. ohh!Copy !req
618. Oops. Trip wire.Copy !req
619. Aah!Copy !req
620. And the flour.Copy !req
621. I mean it!Copy !req
622. Night, Harry.Copy !req
623. Are you o.K.?
What happened?Copy !req
624. Nothing I
couldn't handle.Copy !req
625. I see.Copy !req
626. Anyway, I'm glad
you're still here,Copy !req
627. especially after
our talk last night.Copy !req
628. I'm doing my job.Copy !req
629. Good. There was
a break-in at the plant.Copy !req
630. I want to double security
for 48 hours while
I'm out of town.Copy !req
631. O.k.
I'll call my boss.Copy !req
632. Fine.
where are the kids?Copy !req
633. Hi, Alex.
Hi, Kate.Copy !req
634. We're being punished.Copy !req
635. I can see that.Copy !req
636. What did you do?Copy !req
637. I got mad.Copy !req
638. Well, I mean,
it's all right
if they hate youCopy !req
639. because you're
not their father.Copy !req
640. As long as you're fair,
they'll respect you.Copy !req
641. I know my kids.
They don't
respect anybody.Copy !req
642. O.k., you can get up.Copy !req
643. Oh, thank you, sir.Copy !req
644. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
645. I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
646. Oh, yes,
thank you, sir.Copy !req
647. Your immenseness.Copy !req
648. Mr. Sean Armstrong,
sir, king among men.Copy !req
649. God among mortals.Copy !req
650. Créme de la créme.Copy !req
651. What? so you couldn't
handle it by yourself, huh?Copy !req
652. Get off!Copy !req
653. Give... me...
the phone!Copy !req
654. What? nothing, nothing.Copy !req
655. Come on!Copy !req
656. Never felt better.Copy !req
657. Just a little
interference on the line.Copy !req
658. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
659. Get out of here!
Take it! Take it!Copy !req
660. are you going
to be in here long?Copy !req
661. Yep. Plenty
of room for two.Copy !req
662. you know, uh,Copy !req
663. most people lift
the weights.Copy !req
664. I knew that.Copy !req
665. Yeah.Copy !req
666. Look, if you're getting
ready for a fight,Copy !req
667. all you need is attitude,
not muscles.Copy !req
668. That's easy
for you to sayCopy !req
669. when you're the
size of a redwood.Copy !req
670. Hey, I was a big kid,Copy !req
671. but I got whupped
every day.Copy !req
672. My old man never taught me
to take care of myself.Copy !req
673. How'd you get them to
stop beating on you?Copy !req
674. I graduated.Copy !req
675. Oh.Copy !req
676. Then this little guy Burt
taught me attitude.Copy !req
677. And the rest is history.Copy !req
678. O.k. Teach me.Copy !req
679. Please.Copy !req
680. Feet apart.Copy !req
681. Weight forward.Copy !req
682. No. Try again.
You're too tight.Copy !req
683. Remember—
loose, but ready.Copy !req
684. O.k. Loose,
but ready.Copy !req
685. Got it.Copy !req
686. Attaboy.Copy !req
687. No. Somebody swings,
you're dead.Copy !req
688. Drop your hands
by your side,Copy !req
689. relax
your shoulders.Copy !req
690. I just feel
a little awkward.Copy !req
691. I know,
but nobody else will.Copy !req
692. Remember...Copy !req
693. You're bad!Copy !req
694. I'm bad.Copy !req
695. Yeah.Copy !req
696. I'm bad!Copy !req
697. I'm super bad!Copy !req
698. I'm badacious!Copy !req
699. All right!Copy !req
700. Yeah!Copy !req
701. Bad!Copy !req
702. wait a minute.
Where are you going?Copy !req
703. daddy?Copy !req
704. It's just me.Copy !req
705. I can't sleep.Copy !req
706. Do whatever you
did last night.Copy !req
707. I couldn't sleep then,
either.Copy !req
708. You must have
slept sometime.Copy !req
709. Yeah.Copy !req
710. Sure.Copy !req
711. When my mommy was here...Copy !req
712. Before she went to heaven.Copy !req
713. Oh.Copy !req
714. You know...Copy !req
715. I lost my dad
when I was a kid.Copy !req
716. But I don't think
he went to heaven.Copy !req
717. You mean he went to...Copy !req
718. Oh.Copy !req
719. Mommy used
to sing me a song.Copy !req
720. Could you sing it to me?Copy !req
721. I don't know
those kind of songs.Copy !req
722. I could teach it
to you.Copy !req
723. hey, wake up!Copy !req
724. I'm awake.Copy !req
725. Then sing.Copy !req
726. I got
a terrible voice.Copy !req
727. Sing!Copy !req
728. All right.Copy !req
729. But I got to
sing my own song.Copy !req
730. frank, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
731. "Extra security."Copy !req
732. Good, good.
Is Harry in the limo?Copy !req
733. "Harry is sick."Copy !req
734. You know, that's odd.Copy !req
735. Usually, Harry
calls me himself.Copy !req
736. Oh, your anticipation
is impressive.Copy !req
737. "Blew his lunch
in the garage."Copy !req
738. O.k. I'll get my bags.Copy !req
739. It worked.Copy !req
740. You have to kiss Dolly.Copy !req
741. I don't kiss dollies.Copy !req
742. You're going
to wake me up!Copy !req
743. Don't tell anybody
I did that.Copy !req
744. Dolly likes you.
Would you take care
of her for the night?Copy !req
745. No way.Copy !req
746. What?Copy !req
747. All right.
All right.Copy !req
748. Sean.Copy !req
749. Uh... let me
see the doll.Copy !req
750. What, you want
to kiss her, too?Copy !req
751. What?Copy !req
752. Oh, you mean for Kate.Copy !req
753. It sure wasn't for me.Copy !req
754. Sean, I didn't get
a chance to say goodbye,Copy !req
755. so could you tell
the children I love them?Copy !req
756. Why don't you tell them?Copy !req
757. You mean right now?Copy !req
758. You got something
more important to do?Copy !req
759. Yes, as a matter
of fact, I—Copy !req
760. no, I don't.Copy !req
761. Good.
but don't forget,Copy !req
762. this may be
where it starts,Copy !req
763. but it ain't
where it ends.Copy !req
764. Sean, I was thinking
we could—Copy !req
765. oh, hi, dad.Copy !req
766. What are you doing here?Copy !req
767. I'm saying good night.
Is that so surprising?Copy !req
768. Well, frankly, yes.Copy !req
769. Gee, my old workplace
looks great with your
inventions on it.Copy !req
770. You know,
I really miss it.Copy !req
771. I can't make up
for the past,Copy !req
772. but I'm going to change,
Alex. I promise.Copy !req
773. I can helpCopy !req
774. if you just listen
to me once in a while.Copy !req
775. O.k.?Copy !req
776. I love you, Alex.Copy !req
777. I love you, too.Copy !req
778. Mr. Mason?Copy !req
779. Sorry to bother you,Copy !req
780. but I'm supposed to take
care of Dolly tonight.Copy !req
781. Well, take very
good care of her.Copy !req
782. You bet.Copy !req
783. Yeah.Copy !req
784. Sean...Copy !req
785. Thanks for everything.Copy !req
786. Katie?Copy !req
787. I love you, Katie.Copy !req
788. Again.Copy !req
789. I love you, Katie.Copy !req
790. I've never
stopped loving you.Copy !req
791. I love you, daddy.Copy !req
792. He missed the turn
to the airport. Driver!Copy !req
793. Sit back.
Enjoy the ride.Copy !req
794. Herr thanatos
has planned a full
evening for you.Copy !req
795. Thanatos? is—is that
the sicko who's been—Copy !req
796. oh, god.Copy !req
797. Oh, frank! Frank!
Don't just sit there. Frank!Copy !req
798. Frank!Copy !req
799. "I work for Mr. Thanatos."Copy !req
800. How could you do that?Copy !req
801. Money? you fool!Copy !req
802. He'll get rid of you
the moment you've
outlived your usefulness!Copy !req
803. "Ha!"Copy !req
804. Aah!Copy !req
805. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming.Copy !req
806. I said I was coming.Copy !req
807. Oh!Copy !req
808. Mama!Copy !req
809. How would you like
that cane up your nose?Copy !req
810. Sean!Copy !req
811. Hey, Burt.Copy !req
812. Hey, great to see you,
too, old buddy.Copy !req
813. Hey, give me 20 bucks
for the cabbie, quick.Copy !req
814. Hey.Copy !req
815. Keep the change.Copy !req
816. Gee... a whole quarter.Copy !req
817. A quarter!Copy !req
818. Give me that.Copy !req
819. This ain't Christmas.Copy !req
820. Ha ha!
So, who's the babe?Copy !req
821. Corinne,
meet my pal Burt.Copy !req
822. Ooh,
the dynamic duo—
wimpy and gimpy.Copy !req
823. She's in
a good mood today.Copy !req
824. Who's this?Copy !req
825. Alex, Kate.
Burt Wilson.Copy !req
826. Ah, the brats.Copy !req
827. You're too old
for a bodyguard.Copy !req
828. You're too little to have
such a big mouth.Copy !req
829. I hope you're giving us
a golden-age discount,
gramps.Copy !req
830. Kids,
show some respect.Copy !req
831. Burt saved my life.Copy !req
832. That's right.
Took a bullet right hereCopy !req
833. for this guy,
nicked an artery.Copy !req
834. You should've seen
the blood pumping out.Copy !req
835. Kaploom! kaploom! Kaploom!
Nearly hit the ceiling.Copy !req
836. Eww! cool!Copy !req
837. A long time ago,
this creep named
Tommy thanatos,Copy !req
838. he tried to get
me and BurtCopy !req
839. to rig a prestigious
sporting event.Copy !req
840. The world
series?Copy !req
841. Close. Anyway,
me and Burt refused.Copy !req
842. Thanatos lost
a lot of money.Copy !req
843. And then
after the event...Copy !req
844. Ahh. Nice match, champ.Copy !req
845. Now we can pay the hotel
and get your clothes back.Copy !req
846. You sure know how
to take the glow
off winning.Copy !req
847. I ordered you
to throw that match.Copy !req
848. You've cost me money.Copy !req
849. Big money!Copy !req
850. Bigger than your hair?Copy !req
851. We don't throw
matches.Copy !req
852. That's right.Copy !req
853. If you was soaked
in gasoline,Copy !req
854. we might throw matches—
the flaming kind.Copy !req
855. With that furball
on your head,Copy !req
856. you'd make
one hell of a torch.Copy !req
857. First you defy me,Copy !req
858. then you mock my hair?Copy !req
859. You're dead!Copy !req
860. Look out!Copy !req
861. Aah!Copy !req
862. Get him!Copy !req
863. Get out of my way!Copy !req
864. Ohh! stop!Copy !req
865. He's mine!Copy !req
866. I'll cut you
down to size!Copy !req
867. Whaaa!Copy !req
868. must have hit him
pretty hard.Copy !req
869. He landed headfirst in
the hotel swimming pool
next door.Copy !req
870. Must have made
a killer splash.Copy !req
871. No. The pool was empty.Copy !req
872. It would've killed him,
but his hair cushioned
the fall.Copy !req
873. At least he got
a metal plate
in the slammer.Copy !req
874. Wow. You really did
save his life.Copy !req
875. What can you
do now, pappy?Copy !req
876. What can I do now?Copy !req
877. Ha!Copy !req
878. Hyah!Copy !req
879. O.k. He'll do.Copy !req
880. I'll take you
to class.Copy !req
881. No way. I want to see
Alex get whupped.Copy !req
882. Alex, did Sean share
his invincible psych-out
technique with you?Copy !req
883. Yeah.Copy !req
884. Forget it.
Us little guys
need backup.Copy !req
885. Primitive, but effective.
Like me and Sean.Copy !req
886. Thanks, but I'm fine.Copy !req
887. I know. I know.
Too bloody.Copy !req
888. You want something
more subtle. Blackjack!Copy !req
889. One good bop. His brain's
all over the sidewalk.Copy !req
890. No, really.
I'm fine.Copy !req
891. Too messy, I know.
O.K.Copy !req
892. How about a little mace
in the face, huh?Copy !req
893. They'll be puking.Copy !req
894. No.Copy !req
895. All right. Last resort.Copy !req
896. Classic lead pipe.Copy !req
897. Good for one-on-one
or as a weapon
of mass destruction.Copy !req
898. Thanks, Burt,
but I'm covered.Copy !req
899. O.k. Suit yourself.Copy !req
900. Hey... richie rich
got smart.Copy !req
901. Figures we'll be
nicer if we don't
have to chase him.Copy !req
902. Right, Alexander?
Wrong!Copy !req
903. What?
you heard me!Copy !req
904. No more money!Copy !req
905. I guess we'll have to
leave you alone then.Copy !req
906. No hard feelings.Copy !req
907. Give me your wallet, twerp.Copy !req
908. That's not fair.Copy !req
909. He's got to do it
on his own.Copy !req
910. Did mommy put this
on a stringCopy !req
911. so Alex wouldn't
lose any more money?Copy !req
912. Don't talk
about my mother!Copy !req
913. What are you
going to do?Copy !req
914. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
915. The sides even
this time?Copy !req
916. Yes, sir.Copy !req
917. Excellent!Copy !req
918. 90 seconds,
herr thanatos.Copy !req
919. Oh, all right.
Raise him.Copy !req
920. Oh, I do enjoy
a good round of tortureCopy !req
921. as much
as the next fellow.Copy !req
922. I truly do.Copy !req
923. But time is pressing.Copy !req
924. The chip, Mr. Mason,
I must have it.Copy !req
925. I have spent
years of my life
on that peacefinder.Copy !req
926. I'm not about
to turn it over
to some psycho!Copy !req
927. Oh, let's not engage
in name-calling.Copy !req
928. I am just
a businessman...
Like you.Copy !req
929. My work is my life.Copy !req
930. Of course...Copy !req
931. Some days are
more satisfying
than others.Copy !req
932. Let's cut to the chase.Copy !req
933. Everyone has a price.
Name yours.Copy !req
934. Forget it!Copy !req
935. Oh, my mistake.Copy !req
936. I thought you were
a reasonable man.Copy !req
937. But no, you won't
even negotiate.Copy !req
938. So I'll name
your price.Copy !req
939. Alex Jr. And Kate.Copy !req
940. You pig! You pig!
You pig!Copy !req
941. Judging by your response,Copy !req
942. I should've done this
a long time ago.Copy !req
943. Do you want one lump
or two?Copy !req
944. There's nothing in there.Copy !req
945. It's called pretend.Copy !req
946. Well, then,
I'll take two.Copy !req
947. Now you've spilled it.Copy !req
948. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
949. I'm nothing
but a big klutz.Copy !req
950. Always have been.Copy !req
951. All the other kids
made fun of me.Copy !req
952. You don't have
to be that way.Copy !req
953. I could teach you.Copy !req
954. Really?Copy !req
955. Sure.Copy !req
956. But you got to do
everything I say.Copy !req
957. Try again.
Thumb and forefinger.Copy !req
958. And get that pinkie up!Copy !req
959. Well! mmm!Copy !req
960. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
961. Hey, hey.Copy !req
962. A little of this.Copy !req
963. That is an insult
to the chef.Copy !req
964. Maybe the chef
needs a little spice.Copy !req
965. Maybe you'd like
a ketchup bottle
down your throat.Copy !req
966. The sexual energy
is so thick in here,Copy !req
967. I could cut it
with a knife.Copy !req
968. Maybe I'm too young
for this conversation.Copy !req
969. That's a smart boy.Copy !req
970. Reminds me of me
when I was a kid.Copy !req
971. Except he's smart,
rich, and good-looking.Copy !req
972. True. But I still
got time. Huh?Copy !req
973. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
974. No ponytails.Copy !req
975. Just trust me
on this.Copy !req
976. You should've seen
the flames shoot out
of that sucker.Copy !req
977. And I used to think
all you einsteins
were weenies.Copy !req
978. It's fairly basic.Copy !req
979. Whoa!
what have we here?Copy !req
980. An electrified toilet seat.
Sheer brilliance.Copy !req
981. It's nothing. Really.Copy !req
982. But it does complement
the poison Ivy
toilet paper.Copy !req
983. Oh, ho ho. And you say
you aren't a genius?Copy !req
984. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
985. Why don't you guys
carry guns?Copy !req
986. I lost my license.Copy !req
987. Can't you get it back?Copy !req
988. Once you shoot the examiner
in the foot,Copy !req
989. it gets a lot tougher.Copy !req
990. Any two-bit weenie
can carry a gun.Copy !req
991. That don't make you tough.Copy !req
992. Tough is taking on a fight
you can't win.Copy !req
993. Tough is getting
kicked in the head
and asking for more.Copy !req
994. Tough is a 300-pound man
in tights.Copy !req
995. Keep the back straight.Copy !req
996. Make the arms
a bow.Copy !req
997. Now bend.Copy !req
998. Burt.Copy !req
999. Lovely to see you.Copy !req
1000. You look positively
effervescent.Copy !req
1001. May I offer you tea?Copy !req
1002. Perhaps a watercress
sandwich?Copy !req
1003. Knock it off!Copy !req
1004. Get out of that thing!Copy !req
1005. Oh! you mean
my leotard?Copy !req
1006. Ah... the ballet.Copy !req
1007. It enhances grace.Copy !req
1008. I'm a changed man.Copy !req
1009. Aah!Copy !req
1010. Hey! put me down,
you klutz!Copy !req
1011. I'm not a klutz anymore.Copy !req
1012. Oh!Copy !req
1013. He's not as far along
as I thought.Copy !req
1014. Darn! I jetéd
when I should've pliéd.Copy !req
1015. I used to share
a hotel room with you?Copy !req
1016. Don't move!Copy !req
1017. Take cover!Copy !req
1018. Oops!Copy !req
1019. Hah! look at
the big girlie-man.Copy !req
1020. What do you want,
scuzzbucket?Copy !req
1021. We have come to play
with the children.Copy !req
1022. Over my dead body.Copy !req
1023. Make that two dead bodies.Copy !req
1024. First one to move
gets a facelift.Copy !req
1025. Ohh!Copy !req
1026. You dirtbag!Copy !req
1027. Why, you miserable—Copy !req
1028. shut up!Copy !req
1029. And now it is my turn,
ja?Copy !req
1030. Hit the alarm.Copy !req
1031. Here! take my wallet!Copy !req
1032. There's 10 grand.Copy !req
1033. Auf wiedersehen.Copy !req
1034. Help us!
Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1035. Help!
aah!Copy !req
1036. Somebody help us!Copy !req
1037. Help!
let me down!Copy !req
1038. Quiet, children!Copy !req
1039. Your well-being rests
in my hands now.Copy !req
1040. Any more noise,
just shoot them.Copy !req
1041. What about him?Copy !req
1042. Business
before pleasure.Copy !req
1043. Daddy!
dad!Copy !req
1044. Kate! Alex!
Did they hurt you?Copy !req
1045. not yet!Copy !req
1046. you bastard!Copy !req
1047. Doodyhead!Copy !req
1048. Scumsucker!Copy !req
1049. Burt?Copy !req
1050. Burt Wilson?Copy !req
1051. What a delightful bonus.Copy !req
1052. Thanatos!
I should've known.Copy !req
1053. Who else
would kidnap
little children?Copy !req
1054. Thanatos?Copy !req
1055. So that's what happened
to his head.Copy !req
1056. Cool!Copy !req
1057. Who's that?Copy !req
1058. That's Sean's friend
Burt.Copy !req
1059. Sean Armstrong?Copy !req
1060. My, my... Imagine—Copy !req
1061. revenge and
ill-gotten wealth
all in one night.Copy !req
1062. I'm positively tingling.Copy !req
1063. So who goes first?Copy !req
1064. Don't you touch them.Copy !req
1065. You can have the chip,Copy !req
1066. but first you've got
to let them go.Copy !req
1067. You're hardly
in a position
to negotiate.Copy !req
1068. However...Copy !req
1069. Once I have it,Copy !req
1070. you and your family
may leave.Copy !req
1071. But not Burt!Copy !req
1072. He cost me my hair.Copy !req
1073. I had beautiful hair.Copy !req
1074. Thick...Copy !req
1075. Lustrous...Copy !req
1076. Manageable hair.Copy !req
1077. You are going
to die a slow
and agonizing death.Copy !req
1078. You ever consider going
to an auto-parts storeCopy !req
1079. and getting a bumper guard
for that chrome?Copy !req
1080. Why, you!Copy !req
1081. Kidnapping children,
hitting an old man...Copy !req
1082. You really come up
in the world.Copy !req
1083. Shut up! I'm getting
a headache!Copy !req
1084. Don't wig out!
I couldn't hair y—aah!Copy !req
1085. Shut up!
Shut up!Copy !req
1086. Now,
where is it?Copy !req
1087. Before I change
my mind!Copy !req
1088. Well, it's right—Copy !req
1089. it's right
in Sean's room!Copy !req
1090. I think there's hope
for this family yet.Copy !req
1091. Roger, unit 32.Copy !req
1092. Do you mind?Copy !req
1093. Yeah. Could be
a ransom call.Copy !req
1094. Then fetch
your lieutenant.Copy !req
1095. I am the lieutenant.Copy !req
1096. God save us all.Copy !req
1097. Hello. Mason residence.Copy !req
1098. All right.Copy !req
1099. Hold on.Copy !req
1100. It's for you.Copy !req
1101. Alex.Copy !req
1102. Go ahead. It's me.Copy !req
1103. Lieutenant! want
a nice, fresh doughnut?Copy !req
1104. The toilet seat?Copy !req
1105. We hid the chip inside,
on my workbench,Copy !req
1106. next to my wallet.Copy !req
1107. Bring it
to the 3rd street dock.Copy !req
1108. You have to come alone.Copy !req
1109. It's thanatos!Copy !req
1110. Alex!Copy !req
1111. Very stupid!Copy !req
1112. You take a swan dive
into an empty pool,
and I'm stupid?Copy !req
1113. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
1114. Oh, how touching.Copy !req
1115. Like the family
I never hadCopy !req
1116. and... never wanted!Copy !req
1117. Wolfgang,
tie them up.Copy !req
1118. Wait!
no!Copy !req
1119. No!
no! no!Copy !req
1120. I'm going after them.Copy !req
1121. How? you're just
a wrestler.Copy !req
1122. What? who told you?Copy !req
1123. I saw you wrestle
trick McGraw last year.Copy !req
1124. Why didn't you
say something?Copy !req
1125. Because I was desperate
for those kids.Copy !req
1126. And I had a gut feeling
about you.Copy !req
1127. I got to go.
I've got no choice.Copy !req
1128. You bring
that family back safe,Copy !req
1129. or you will have
to answer to me.Copy !req
1130. You might as well bring
that scroungy, bullheaded
old gasbag back, too.Copy !req
1131. I'll go get them.Copy !req
1132. Cover me.Copy !req
1133. I'm going out
Alex's window.Copy !req
1134. Lieutenant!Copy !req
1135. Let me tell you
what happened.Copy !req
1136. Now, they broke
in here...Copy !req
1137. What's he doing?
What's going on?Copy !req
1138. I ought to
blow you away.Copy !req
1139. Sorry. Got to get
those brakes checked.Copy !req
1140. Get up.Copy !req
1141. Easy. All I'm carrying
is a wallet.Copy !req
1142. base to scarab-1.
What is your location?Copy !req
1143. Why do you not answer?Copy !req
1144. Aah!Copy !req
1145. O.k.,
captain scumbucket.
Where am I going?Copy !req
1146. Blow it out your—aah!Copy !req
1147. North!Copy !req
1148. Knew you'd see it
my way.Copy !req
1149. As soon as we have
the chip,Copy !req
1150. kill them all.Copy !req
1151. You lied.Copy !req
1152. So sue me.Copy !req
1153. Which way?Copy !req
1154. That way.Copy !req
1155. How many
number 53 markers
are thereCopy !req
1156. in biscayne bay?Copy !req
1157. One, obviously.Copy !req
1158. Then why did we
pass it twice?Copy !req
1159. Uhh.Copy !req
1160. I'll kill you for that.Copy !req
1161. May I borrow
your keys?Copy !req
1162. Huh?Copy !req
1163. Waah!Copy !req
1164. Adios.Copy !req
1165. Hey!Copy !req
1166. Bingo.Copy !req
1167. They're coming in.Copy !req
1168. The anticipation
is almost too much to bear.Copy !req
1169. So is your breath.Copy !req
1170. Now we know
who's the first to die.Copy !req
1171. They should be here
by now.Copy !req
1172. Hey! what?Copy !req
1173. Aah!Copy !req
1174. Base to scarab-1.Copy !req
1175. What is taking so long?Copy !req
1176. Why do you
not answer?Copy !req
1177. Come in.Copy !req
1178. I won't tolerate
ineptitude.Copy !req
1179. Keep trying.Copy !req
1180. Come in.Copy !req
1181. Come in.Copy !req
1182. Ach, there must be
something wrong.Copy !req
1183. Freeze!Copy !req
1184. My, my,Copy !req
1185. I expected a more
dramatic entranceCopy !req
1186. from a man
who wrestledCopy !req
1187. at the west Memphis
pork pavilion.Copy !req
1188. Hey, we won
in west Memphis.Copy !req
1189. But not tonight.Copy !req
1190. Hyah!Copy !req
1191. Hyah!Copy !req
1192. Aah!Copy !req
1193. Aah!Copy !req
1194. Hyah!Copy !req
1195. Hurry! untie us!Copy !req
1196. Just shoot
them both.Copy !req
1197. Grrr!Copy !req
1198. Grrr!Copy !req
1199. Aah!Copy !req
1200. Grraaahh!Copy !req
1201. Unlike you, Armstrong,Copy !req
1202. I never lose.Copy !req
1203. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1204. Now your friends
can watch you die.Copy !req
1205. Ugh!Copy !req
1206. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1207. No!Copy !req
1208. save him!Copy !req
1209. Get him, dad!
Help him!Copy !req
1210. Dad!Copy !req
1211. Aah!Copy !req
1212. I hate you!
I hate you!Copy !req
1213. Let him—
let him go!Copy !req
1214. Let him go!Copy !req
1215. Aah!Copy !req
1216. You shouldn't
have done that.Copy !req
1217. Why not?Copy !req
1218. 'Cause you shouldn't
have hit a kid.Copy !req
1219. Uhh!Copy !req
1220. Alex, the button.Copy !req
1221. Swine!Copy !req
1222. Aah!Copy !req
1223. Hang out, Wolfie, baby.Copy !req
1224. One move, and I will
destroy the chip.Copy !req
1225. There's no chip in there,
dorkbrain.Copy !req
1226. You lied.Copy !req
1227. So sue me!Copy !req
1228. Grrr!Copy !req
1229. Alex, duck!Copy !req
1230. You screwed up
my hair.Copy !req
1231. Now it's payback time.Copy !req
1232. I will not be denied
my pleasure.Copy !req
1233. He's going
to kill him.Copy !req
1234. Do something, daddy.Copy !req
1235. A transformer!Copy !req
1236. We can generate
electricity.Copy !req
1237. Intense!
a superconducting
magnetic beam!Copy !req
1238. Like we did to
miss Callahan?Copy !req
1239. What?Copy !req
1240. The nanny
with the braces.Copy !req
1241. Hit it!Copy !req
1242. Aah!Copy !req
1243. Uhh!Copy !req
1244. Now you die.Copy !req
1245. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1246. No more.Copy !req
1247. It's not working,
dad!Copy !req
1248. We need a conductor!Copy !req
1249. Come on, son,
hurry!Copy !req
1250. Quick! quick!
Quick!Copy !req
1251. Grab that end!Copy !req
1252. Need a hand?Copy !req
1253. O.k., lift it up.Copy !req
1254. Grrr!Copy !req
1255. Grrr!Copy !req
1256. Hit the deck!Copy !req
1257. Aah!Copy !req
1258. Whoa!Copy !req
1259. Whoa!Copy !req
1260. Whoa!Copy !req
1261. Whoa! whoa!Copy !req
1262. Stop this thing!Copy !req
1263. Whoa!Copy !req
1264. This beats
the 4th of July.Copy !req
1265. He's toast.Copy !req
1266. Aah!Copy !req
1267. Aah! aah! Aah!Copy !req
1268. Aah! aah! Aah!Copy !req
1269. wow!Copy !req
1270. Man really
blew his top.Copy !req
1271. So where's
the stupid chip?Copy !req
1272. Kate has it.Copy !req
1273. Do not.Copy !req
1274. Yes, you do, honey,Copy !req
1275. right here
in your Dolly.Copy !req
1276. Sure about this?Copy !req
1277. I don't need her
anymore.Copy !req
1278. You're a brave man.Copy !req
1279. You're the brave one.Copy !req
1280. Raising kids is
the toughest gig I know.Copy !req
1281. Ahem.Copy !req
1282. Hey, Burt, thanks
for getting meCopy !req
1283. out of the ring.Copy !req
1284. I'm going to
need a partner
around here.Copy !req
1285. Thanks, but
I haven't had
a vacation since...Copy !req
1286. Since I met you.Copy !req
1287. Vacation?
if you need me,Copy !req
1288. I can get out of
this monkey suit
real quick.Copy !req
1289. How far can you get
on two broken legs?Copy !req
1290. Quit mothering me.Copy !req
1291. I love you guys.Copy !req
1292. We love you, too.Copy !req
1293. See you soon.Copy !req
1294. Maybe sooner
than you think.Copy !req
1295. Bye, Sean.Copy !req
1296. Hey, you're
going to—Copy !req
1297. we're going to
make him stay.Copy !req
1298. aah!Copy !req
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by new line home videoCopy !req
1300. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
1301. Captions copyright 1993
new line cinema corporationCopy !req
1302. public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req