Moshi Monsters: The Movie (2013)

1. Oh.

2. Wild Flappasaurus.

3. Oh.

4. Yoohoo.

5. Come along.

6. There, I knew you were worried about that bridge,

7. but, goodness me, it was safe as houses.

8. Moshlingologist coming through.

9. A-ha.

10. No.

11. Oh, well.

12. Oh.

13. Oh my.

14. What in the name of Snufferpeeps?

15. What?

16. Ah.

17. At last, I found it, the Great Moshling Egg.

18. My leg.

19. Ow.

20. Oh.

21. Oh.

22. Ah.

23. Oh.

24. Hey, they picked me.

25. Watch where you're doodling, Snoodle.

26. Poppet.

27. Poppet.

28. Poppet.

29. I've got an important announcement.

30. Gah.

31. Stop that music, will you?

32. I've got an important announcement.

33. Roary Scrawl is making a documentary, a movie all

34. about Monstro City.

35. Yes, Katsuma, and?

36. And he chose me to be the star.

37. You mean you talked him into it?

38. Oh, boy.

39. I can't wait to show him my four-claw hi-ya hurricane.

40. Hi-ya.

41. Uh, very impressive.

42. Is that all?

43. Because I'm joined you attract ultra-rare Moshlings

44. and they like music with their flowers.

45. 2, 3, 4.

46. Stop.

47. Didn't you hear me?

48. I'm going to be a gooperstar.

49. Hi-ya hurricane.

50. Hey, Poppet, did you see my move?

51. Oh.

52. Come on, let's go find Roary.

53. Yeah.

54. I've got an appointment with gooperstardom.

55. Hit it, Moshlings.

56. Yeah, I've always wanted to make a documentary

57. about Monstro City.

58. I mean, editing the Daily Growl is a great gig,

59. but making movies, now you're squawking.

60. Mr. Scrawl, allow me to introduce myself.

61. Katsuma, the star of your movie.

62. Hi-ya hurricane.

63. Uh, yeah.

64. Have you met Blinky?

65. He's my Moshling cam partner in movie making magic.

66. Wherever we all go, Blinky here will follow.

67. I— but— did, did, did you say wherever we all go?

68. Don't you mean wherever you go, and by you, I kind of mean me.

69. I'm the store of this movie.

70. Right?

71. Well, here's the thing.

72. I'm thinking that your friend Poppet

73. here has bags of potential too.

74. So I've decided that the two of you

75. should star in this movie, a double act.

76. Monstro City with Poppet and Katsuma.

77. But—

78. So glad you agree, because I think the rest of your pals

79. should tag along too.

80. You mean Furi, Lovli, Diavlo, and—

81. Oh.

82. Zommer, are you still on the Wobble Ade?

83. No, no, it's OK, as long as I don't scratch it or shower.

84. See, this guy's a natural.

85. Look, Mr. Scrawl, I like hanging out with my pals,

86. but making a movie is a whole different barrel of ploshlings.

87. Sure, sure, but just look at Lovli over there.

88. She's one sassy monster.

89. You sure you got a pretty stalk.

90. You see, darlings, when I'm good, I'm really good,

91. but when I'm bad, I'm even better.

92. If I tell them once, I tell them a gazillion times.

93. I like my sausages singed, scorched,

94. and roasted till their toasted into oblivion.

95. Yeah.

96. Hm.

97. Carbonised.

98. That Diavlo cracks me up.

99. Sure, he's a blast, but he and the others,

100. they're just the fries to my burger,

101. the sprinkles to my sundae, the—

102. Pickles to my pancakes.

103. I almost forgot Furi.

104. That big old hairball's a scream.

105. Furi?

106. Next thing you'll be telling me—

107. It'll be fine, Mr. Scrawl.

108. You know, we could always get some real talent.

109. This town's full of wannabes.

110. Wannabes?

111. Mr. Scrawl, you are looking at a gonnabe.

112. OK.

113. OK.

114. I've— I've got to call my agent.

115. What's with him?

116. He's just being—

117. he's just being Katsuma.

118. And as Moshlings continue to vanish,

119. paws are once again pointing towards arch criminal Dr.

120. Strangeglove, leading figure in C.L.O.N.C,

121. the Criminal League of Naughty Critters, pictured here

122. with fellow outlaw Sweet Tooth.

123. Hey, come to think of it, I haven't seen Ginger

124. Snap, Gurgle, and Gigi in days.

125. Those are just the Moshlings beginning with G. Do you

126. think Strangeglove has them?

127. Nah.

128. What would he want with my Moshlings?

129. Now, where did our gooperstar get to?

130. Moshlings?

131. Mr. Snoodle.

132. Snoodle?

133. Oh, Snoodle.

134. Wannabe?

135. Ah, what do they know, huh?

136. I've got charisma.

137. I'm the complete package, the real deal.

138. Versatility is my middle name.

139. You know where I'm coming from, don't you?

140. How do you do that?

141. Hey, everything OK?

142. Hi-ya hurricane.

143. Come on, kid, get it together.

144. We've got a movie to make.

145. And you join me live here at Bumblechops Manor,

146. where I'm with world renowned Moshling collector Buster

147. Bumblechops who has just found— yes,

148. I repeat, found the legendary Great Moshling Egg.

149. Well, it was believed the egg was

150. lost forever following the great custard flood of 99999.5.

151. But as you can see, it's here.

152. What's with him?

153. Sh.

154. And could you tell us what might be inside the egg?

155. Well, I'm not entirely sure, but you

156. can bet your fossilised fungus flakes

157. it's one monstrously terrifically mighty Moshling.

158. I'll need all my skills as a master Moshlingologist

159. to hatch it.

160. In the wrong paws, the results could be disastrous.

161. Before I attempt to hatch it as part of the grand opening

162. of my new state of the art Moshling sanctuary,

163. the egg will be on display in my Museum of Moshiness

164. here at Bumblechops Manor.

165. Oh, yes, admission is free thanks to our sponsors

166. at Wobble Ade.

167. Was that all right?

168. (SINGING) It's the busiest, dizziest order in town.

169. Wobble Ade, please glug responsible.

170. Oh, you know what, it'd be great to go check out

171. the egg as part of the movie.

172. Hey, you know what.

173. It'd be great to go check out the egg as part of the movie?

174. Now, you're thinking like a pro, kid.

175. That's a monster-iffic idea.

176. Katsuma, I can't believe you stole my idea.

177. Hey, take it as a compliment.

178. I only steal from the best.

179. Now step aside.

180. Almost there.

181. Just a few more Moshi metres.

182. You're unbelievable.

183. Yeah, I know.

184. Look, I'm not saying you're wrong.

185. You're just not as right as I am.

186. (EVIL LAUGHTER) This big headed fool would be perfect.

187. I'm so excited.

188. I could dance.

189. Can I just ask you, OMG, is that crushed velvet?

190. Fishlips, is that you?

191. Must you wear that idiotic disguise

192. every time you run errands?

193. I don't know what's wrong with a simple nose

194. spectacles comedy combo.

195. Sorry, boss.

196. It's just so liberating dressing up as a Moshling.

197. I haven't had that much fun since I

198. was shoplifting in Oh La Lane.

199. Silence, you salivating bowl of buffoonery.

200. I don't pay you to have fun.

201. You don't pay me at all, Doc.

202. Quite right.

203. Remember, if it weren't for my unparalleled genius

204. as a Glumpodynamicist you'd would still

205. be a revolting little Moshling and not

206. a delightfully evil glump.

207. Now, did you bring me what I asked for?

208. Oh, sure, throat spray.

209. Oh, better.

210. I mean better.

211. All this shouting and scheming takes its toll on my throat.

212. Yeah, about that scheme, Doc.

213. Scheme?

214. It's more than a mere scheme, my putrid pinkish pal.

215. It's a Machiavelli masterpiece of monstrous proportions.

216. Step one, we poach the Great Moshling Egg from Bumblechops.

217. See what I did there?

218. Step two, when that fame hungry furball Katsuma discovers

219. it's gone, he will unwittingly become

220. part of my pernicious plan.

221. (LAUGHING) Step three, remobilize our glump army.

222. (COUGHING) My throat spray.

223. And what do you think step four might be?

224. Oh, we buy a lifetime supply of mutant sprouts

225. and retire to a cottage just outside Monstro City,

226. but close enough we can still commute every day.

227. Step four, we rule this universe as—

228. Father and son?

229. No, nano brain, as leading members of C.L.O.N.C. But,

230. that's one more thing Fishlips.

231. In order to make a glump army, we need glumps,

232. and what do we need to make glumps?

233. Uh, tricky morals, rotten values, and a total lack

234. of respect for any—

235. No!

236. We need much Moshlings.

237. Lots and lots of Moshlings.

238. Doc.

239. What?

240. We're through.

241. Operation Egg is a go.

242. Let the glumping commence.

243. (SINGING) Glump, glump, glump, glump, glump, glump, glump,

244. glump, glump, glump, glump, glump, glump,

245. glump, glump, glump, glump.

246. The doctor will see you now.

247. Sneaky, shy, and shifty, let me introduce myself.

248. I'm the doctor they call Strangeglove,

249. a hazard to your help.

250. I'm here to wreak some mayhem with my terrifying schemes,

251. and glump your silly Moshlings with my dastardly machines.

252. Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove.

253. I'm Dr. Strangeglove.

254. Strangeglove, Strangeglove, the one to be afraid of.

255. Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove.

256. Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strangeglove,

257. Strangeglove, Strange.

258. I assume you think it's sinister to hold an ancient grudge,

259. but understand, it cost my hand, so don't be quick to judge.

260. A Musky Husky mangled it and chewed it like a shoe.

261. He thought it was some sausages so now this glove must do.

262. Don't impeded my evil deeds or try to foil my plans,

263. even though I wear this glove, I have some helping hands.

264. So peek outside your window and check behind the door.

265. Is it Dr. Strangeglove lurking or has he has called before?

266. He's Dr. Strangeglove, Strangeglove.

267. They call him Dr. Strangeglove.

268. I'm Dr. Strangeglove.

269. Strangeglove, Strangeglove, the one to be afraid of.

270. Strangeglove, Strangeglove.

271. They call him Dr. Strangeglove.

272. Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strangeglove.

273. Let them have it, Fishlips.

274. Blow harder, you spherical fool.

275. Strangeglove, Strangeglove.

276. I'll show those Moshis.

277. Strangeglove, Strangeglove.

278. Oh, yes, nasty.

279. Today, Monstro City.

280. Tomorrow, the world.

281. The world.

282. So what happens when we get to Bumblechops Manor?

283. Our movie begins.

284. OK, Blinky, OK, you guys, remember,

285. just act natural and smile.

286. And action.

287. Here we are standing in front of Bumblechops—

288. Welcome to Katsuma, The Movie.

289. Welcome to Bumblechops Manor.

290. Keep rolling.

291. Here we are outside the Bumblechops Museum

292. of Moshiness, where—

293. Welcome to my Museum of Moshiness.

294. Come in, come in.

295. Come on, Blinky.

296. That tickles.

297. You're the first to come and see the Great Moshling Egg.

298. Prepare to be amazed.

299. Oh my.

300. Oh my.

301. Oh, my.

302. Oh, my.

303. Oh, my.

304. At least the Great Moshling Egg is still here.

305. What happened?

306. Hey, Blinky, are you ready?

307. Here I am with the legendary—

308. Snoodle.

309. Here I am with the legendary Great muscling Moshling Egg,

310. which is—

311. A glump?

312. Keep rolling.

313. This is dynamite.

314. Huh?

315. Greetings, fur brained egg lovers.

316. It is I, Dr. Strangeglove, and it I

317. who has taken temporary ownership

318. of the Great Moshling Egg.

319. And I will obliterate it into a billion bitty bits.

320. Great villainy word play, Boss.

321. Shush, you simpering overgrown meatball.

322. Where was I?

323. Oh, yes, into a billion bitty bits

324. unless I receive three items.

325. A sensible hat, a moustache trimmer, and a decent tailor.

326. I am a collector of rare Moshi artefacts, not fuzzy old eggs.

327. Bring me a packet of microwavable oobla doobla,

328. the freshly cried ears of a Blue Jeepers Moshling,

329. and finally, mythical frosted rainbow Rox.

330. And here's the really devious bit for dramatic effect

331. and maximum inconvenience.

332. I want all three items at the peak of Mount Sillimanjaro

333. by midnight.

334. Midnight?

335. Yes, midnight, exactly 12 hours from now.

336. Tick tock, tick tock.

337. Happy hunting, and remember, all three items

338. by midnight or the egg gets it.

339. Well, what do you know, it's an open and shut kidnap case.

340. Oobla doobla, tears?

341. No, he couldn't.

342. He—

343. Well, that was interesting.

344. Now let's get back to our movie.

345. How could you even think about the movie

346. when Strangeglove's got the Great Moshling Egg?

347. Besides, the movie's been cancelled.

348. Cancelled?

349. Yeah, egg-tenuating circumstances.

350. This whole kidnap thing is red hot news.

351. Blinky and I've got to follow whoever is boneheaded—

352. I mean, brave enough to get those artefacts.

353. Come on, Blinky, let's go.

354. Wat a minute.

355. We have to rescue the egg.

356. Darling, have you lost your mind?

357. Finding those artefacts will be harder

358. than nailing goo to the wall.

359. Oh.

360. Wait.

361. Wait.

362. I've got an idea.

363. We'll collect the stuff Strangeglove wants

364. and rescue the egg.

365. And when I say we, I kind of mean me.

366. But I guess you can all tag along to help carry—

367. Your ego, darling?

368. Supplies.

369. Let's tell Mr. Bumblechops.

370. What did I tell you, Fishlips?

371. To exfoliate twice a week.

372. No, you rotund roulade.

373. That self-centred catty critter took the bait.

374. It's all going according to plan.

375. Commander Pond, fire up Scare Force 1.

376. He's going to hatch the egg?

377. But how?

378. Aren't you the only one you can hatch an egg this ancient?

379. Yes, but theoretically, someone

380. could hatch it by applying three special ingredients.

381. Really?

382. Let me guess, microwavable oobla

383. doobla, tears from a Blue Jeepers,

384. and the frosted rainbow rock.

385. Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say.

386. Uh, but then what?

387. Don't you see?

388. Once hatched, a Moshling this ancient

389. could be transformed into a monstrously powerful glump.

390. And?

391. And then, Strangeglove will use

392. this mega glump to lead a glum army to destroy Monstro City.

393. So we can't give him those artefacts.

394. But if we don't, he'll smash the egg.

395. This is sensational.

396. Some Moshi will have to get those artefacts

397. and rescue the egg.

398. Not just some Moshi, this Moshi.

399. Me.

400. The whole world is relying on—

401. hi-ya hurricane— Katsuma.

402. Don't worry, Mr. Bumblechops, we'll collect the artefacts

403. and use them to lure Strangeglove into a trap.

404. Trap?

405. What trap?

406. We'll think of something.

407. Your first stop is the Gombala Gombala Jungle.

408. How are we going to get there by midnight?

409. By the time we get there, we'll have forgotten what—

410. I forgot.

411. Don't worry, it's easy if you whistle.

412. Katsuma?

413. Say what?

414. You need to whistle like this.

415. Ha.

416. Did I imagine I'm afraid of flying?

417. Blinky, I hereby promote you to Chief Roving Reporter at Large.

418. Enjoy.

419. Here, take this.

420. It's my Great Uncle Furbert's Snuffle Peeps Moshi journal.

421. Thanks, Mr. Bumblechops.

422. Call me Buster, and remember, as Uncle Furbert used to say—

423. oh, Katsuma, are you listening?

424. If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything.

425. Good luck.

426. The entire Moshi world is relying on you.

427. No pressure then.

428. According to Snuffle Peep's journal, microwave oobla

429. doobla can only be found—

430. Where?

431. Here.

432. Right in the middle of the Woolly Blue Hoodoo Village.

433. Hey, Blinky, Blinky, I—

434. sorry, we are about to head into the depths of the jungle,

435. risking my life to bag the first artefact.

436. Onward.

437. It says here these Woolly Blue Hoodoos communicate mostly

438. by whistling.

439. What do you think of that, Snoodle?

440. Hey, where'd they all go?

441. Come on, Zommer.

442. This way.

443. Yeah.

444. Say what?

445. Eleventy past 7:00?

446. Man, I've got to tune up.

447. There it is.

448. Microwavable oobla doobla.

449. Let's go.

450. Wait, what about Poppet and Zommer?

451. Look, if they can't keep up it's not my fault.

452. In a dramatic twist, two of my brave assistants are missing.

453. Two and a half if you count Mr. Snoodle.

454. Oh, yeah.

455. Oh, yeah.

456. Don't sweat it.

457. Snoodle will sniff us out.

458. No problem.

459. Sweat it?

460. Darling, please, Zommer sweats, I glow.

461. Don't worry, I've got this covered.

462. He wants you to whistle.

463. Go on, darling, pucker up.

464. Uh.

465. Don't worry, I've got this covered.

466. Honestly, darling, you've dropped us right in the soup.

467. Actually, I think it's more of a stew.

468. Although, it might be a cassoulet.

469. Look, how was I supposed to know

470. these little critters were so attached to their oobla doobla?

471. What's that?

472. Excuse me?

473. I've got everything under control here.

474. Really?

475. Sure.

476. They're just having us for dinner.

477. I think he said we can have the oobla doobla

478. if we go lowest in the limbo.

479. The what-bo?

480. Whatever they do, I hope they hurry,

481. even I'm getting hot in here.

482. As you can see, my plan to distract the Hoodoos

483. is working perfectly.

484. Meanwhile, my assistant Poppet is on the case.

485. Sorry, I just couldn't stoop that low.

486. Now what?

487. That's what.

488. Did it.

489. Oh, come on, let's go.

490. Nice one, Zommer.

491. Do we leave a tip?

492. No dessert?

493. One down, two to go.

494. Let's get out of here.

495. Toodle Hoodoo.

496. Is this the right way?

497. And now, live from Strangeglove's lair.

498. Ha ha.

499. Congratulations, my monstery minions.

500. As you can see, I'm also on the case.

501. Silence, you felonious flapper.

502. Tick tock, tick tock.

503. Better hurry.

504. I like my Jeepers tears freshly whipped and my frosted rainbow

505. Rox served slightly sub-zero.

506. Try saying that after a few Wooble Ades.

507. Frosted rainbow Rox served slightly sub-zero.

508. Frosted rainbow Rox served slightly sub-zero.

509. Now run along, and remember, Sillimanjaro

510. by midnight or else.

511. So, Blinky, how about I tell everyone

512. how I tweaked the of disaster

513. and blew a big fat goobery in the face of danger.

514. How about you don't?

515. Yeah, whatever.

516. Like I said, my lips were dry.

517. And besides, I didn't hear anyone else.

518. Blinky, I think we know that Mr. Scrawl is going

519. to want a lead for his movie, and I'd

520. hate for you to let him down.

521. You're getting my good side here, right?

522. That'll be your backside then, darling.

523. First, I had to mastermind getting everyone

524. to the jungle and then I was almost boiled alive

525. by a group of vicious savages, but I've led us to safety

526. with my uncanny sixth sense.

527. Wah1 Blinky, did you get that?

528. Now what?

529. I'll take Poppet and Snoodle.

530. You two take Furi and Zommer.

531. Giddy up.

532. Come on, Zommer.

533. Yeah.

534. Hold on tight, Zom—

535. oh.

536. Well, he did say he'd give his right arm to be this high.

537. Yeah.

538. I hope you got that, Blinky.

539. I obviously do all my own stunts.

540. Forget about that.

541. Zommer's vanished.

542. At least he's armless.

543. Katsuma.

544. Look, we can't go back for him now.

545. Rockers like Zommer know how to look after themselves.

546. Besides, time's running out.

547. Well, I don't like leaving him,

548. but for once, you might be right.

549. I think it's time to go to Jollywood to get

550. us some Blue Jeepers tears.

551. It's time to go to Jollywood to get

552. us some Blue Jeepers tears.

553. Katsuma, this way.

554. I knew that.

555. Run a long, my artefact gathering goons.

556. Boss, did you know Katsuma would

557. be bringing his pals along?

558. Not exactly.

559. And I've no doubt Katsuma will try to outsmart me.

560. That's why I've taken steps, deliciously sugary steps,

561. to ensure his friends are conveniently side tracked.

562. Nah, I've always seen myself as an action hero,

563. a maverick operating outside the system, an enomatic loner,

564. who—

565. Ah.

566. What is it?

567. Should I or should I?

568. Oh, careful, Furi.

569. The journal says this area is extremely dangerous.

570. Not dangerous.

571. Delicious.

572. Yeah, journal shmernal.

573. It looks pretty sweet to me.

574. Stop, everyone.

575. Wait.

576. Oh.

577. Didn't they say to leave the orange one?

578. Yes, but I'm colour blind and stupid,

579. and I wasn't really listening.

580. Who cares?

581. We're hypnotised.

582. True.

583. Looks like you're in one heck of a sticky situation.

584. Oh, no.

585. Isn't that—

586. Sweet Tooth.

587. Ain't life sweet?

588. (SINGING) Sweet tooth, hey.

589. Sweet Tooth, hey.

590. Sweet Tooth, hey.

591. Sweet Tooth, hey.

592. Stomp to the beat, here's a sweet candy treat,

593. there's a new baddie in town.

594. Pink fluffy hair with a mind-blowing stare and a face

595. like a maniac clown.

596. Sweet Tooth, hey.

597. Sweet Tooth, hey.

598. Sweet Tooth, hey.

599. Sweet Tooth, hey.

600. Goody goody gumdrops, heat-seeking lollipops,

601. fizz bombs and treacly goo.

602. Lemonade grenades, lots of sherbet cavalcades and

603. a gobstopping bubblegum chew.

604. I'm gonna hit you with a volley from my kalediscoping lolly.

605. Wow.

606. Stomp to the beat, here's a sweet candy treat,

607. there's a new kind of baddie in town.

608. Pink fluffy hair with a mind-blowing stare and a face

609. like a maniac clown.

610. Barfmallows, where are they going?

611. Please keep your paws in the carriages at all time.

612. Whoa!

613. Remember, let the orange catty thing escape.

614. Roger and out.

615. Great lava lumps, that was a close call.

616. You ever get one of those days when things just don't pan out?

617. Whoa.

618. Ah.

619. I've lost radio contact with Sweet Tooth,

620. but Katsuma is still travelling with the Furi buffoon,

621. the pink Poppety thing, and the inconsequential Snuffler.

622. My plan, however, is on track, as long

623. as they collect the hatching ingredients

624. and you collect them.

625. Failure is not an option.

626. Watch the eyelashes, you beastly creature.

627. Still no sign of Zommer then.

628. Oh.

629. Oh, I hope the others are OK.

630. First Zommer, now Diavlo and Lovli.

631. The way things are going, they'll be none of us left.

632. Hi-ya hurricane.

633. Well, here we are, Jollywood.

634. It looks like some kind of puzzle.

635. Oh, but the answer is soaked in Hoodoo stew.

636. Stew?

637. I think a bit of brute Katsuma force might be in order.

638. Hi-ya hurricane.

639. Ow.

640. Ow.

641. So the square root of a banana multiplied

642. by 10 untangled pretzels is equal to the chemical symbol

643. for boron minus, um?

644. What does that mean?

645. It means I'm really hungry.

646. So we push this, then this, then this, then this.

647. So where are we going to find a Blue Jeepers

648. and how are we going to get it to cry?

649. We'll tell it one of your jokes.

650. Any idea where I can find a Blue Jeepers?

651. Hm.

652. Blue Jeepers?

653. Moshling?

654. Very rare?

655. Left here, I think.

656. Oh, who are you?

657. I am Bobbi SingSong, international singing

658. sensation, and a award winning gooperstar

659. of Jollywood stage and screen.

660. My movies have been translated into over 400 languages.

661. A gooperstar, huh?

662. Not exactly A list, I'm guessing.

663. I'm travelling incognito.

664. A-ha.

665. Bobbi!

666. Bobbi SingSong.

667. Bobbi.

668. Calm down, calm down.

669. There's plenty of Bobbi SingSong to go around.

670. Wah, wah, plenty of Bobbi SingSong to go around.

671. We were wondering, Mr. SingSong,

672. do you know where we could find a Blue Jeepers?

673. It's really important.

674. A Blue Jeepers?

675. Oh, I'm telling you, miss, they are very rare.

676. Very rare indeed, but I do know they love music and dancing.

677. Then again, who doesn't?

678. Uh, me.

679. You know, me personally, I find music

680. can solve almost any problem.

681. (SINGING) Welcome to Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

682. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

683. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

684. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

685. Jollywood.

686. Welcome, don't you dilly dally, this

687. might send you quite doolally.

688. Introducing a sensation, hey, subject of great adulation.

689. See steamy jungles, explore mountains high,

690. watch mystic gurus sit back, kiss the sky.

691. Go wiggle jingling bells on your wrist.

692. Pretzel yourself in a yoga style twist.

693. I can make you move like Bobbi Bobbi SingSong.

694. He can make you move like Bobbi Bobbi SingSong.

695. I can make you move like Bobbi Bobbi SingSong.

696. He can make you move like Bobbi Bobbi SingSong.

697. Head to the left, and head to the right.

698. Hey.

699. Arms akimbo, legs real tight, fingers up

700. and twitch your neck.

701. Hey.

702. Judder sideways, hit the deck.

703. One step here and one step back.

704. Shake those hips and brush your hair.

705. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

706. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

707. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

708. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

709. Jollywood, Jollywood.

710. Head to the left and head to the right.

711. Arms akimbo, legs real tight.

712. Fingers up and twitch your neck.

713. Judder sideways, hit the deck.

714. One step her and one step there.

715. Shake those hips and brush your hair.

716. It is jolly good in Jollywood.

717. Drinking tea on my veranda.

718. Goodness me, things could not be grander.

719. I'm a Moshling with a mantra.

720. I've forgotten what it is.

721. A-ha, it doesn't matter.

722. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

723. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

724. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

725. Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood, Jollywood,

726. Jolly good, jolly Jollywood.

727. Jolly good, jolly Jollywood.

728. Jolly good, jolly Jollywood.

729. Jolly, jolly, jolly, jolly.

730. Hey.

731. See, what did I tell you?

732. A good old Jollywood extravaganza

733. solves any problem.

734. Thank you, Mr. SingSong, but I doubt even you

735. could solve our next challenge.

736. Isn't that right, Katsuma?

737. Look, I'm not asking you.

738. I'm telling you.

739. Delete that bit where I made a fool of myself.

740. What do you mean which one?

741. Katsuma?

742. What?

743. Oh, yeah, we need to find the mythical frosted rainbow Rox,

744. but the journal says it's halfway up Sillimanjaro—

745. And against all the odds, you have successfully

746. collected item number two, but remember,

747. you'll need all three artefacts to win

748. Strangeglove's eggy challenge.

749. Tick tock.

750. Tick tock.

751. Better hurry.

752. Why that jumped up moustachioed—

753. If you are in a hurry, why don't you

754. just kerfuffle yourselves?

755. Ker-what'll ourselves?

756. Kerfuffle yourselves.

757. It's the only way to travel.

758. Now then, please to be getting in a huddle.

759. Come along.

760. It's easy.

761. Now close your eyes, no peeking, and most important,

762. please do not be breaking the circle.

763. (SINGING) Just close your eyes and kerfuffle.

764. Just close your eyes and relax.

765. Just close your eyes and kerfuffle making tracks.

766. What a kerfuffle.

767. Are you OK?

768. I think so.

769. Remind me to kerfuffle first class next time.

770. Hey, where's Furi?

771. Got anything to eat?

772. He must have kerfuffled somewhere else.

773. Hey, where's Blinky?

774. Oh, no, not Blinky too.

775. We can't make an award winning action adventure docudrama that

776. will be nominated in six categories

777. including best looking factual presenter without Blinky.

778. Wait, Snoodle's picked up a scent.

779. He's found him.

780. Come on, Blinky.

781. You can make it.

782. You're the only Moshi cam we've got.

783. Great.

784. Now how are we going to film me saving the day?

785. It's not about you.

786. It's about rescuing the Great Moshling Egg.

787. Come on, we've got a frosted rainbow Rox to find,

788. and fast, there's a storm coming.

789. You're right.

790. Hi-ya hurricane.

791. I tell you, Bumblechops was right.

792. Something big is going down.

793. I mean, humongous.

794. We're talking end of the world stuff here.

795. It did sound rather ghastly.

796. Yeah.

797. Let's just hope Katsuma can grab that egg.

798. Egg?

799. Fried, boiled, scrambled, poached, deviled,

800. This is crazy.

801. Well never find a frosted rainbow Rox in this blizzard.

802. Come on, Snoodle, how about some snuffling?

803. Oh, no.

804. Snoodle the ploodle, he can't handle this cold.

805. Woo hoo hoo.

806. He's not the only one.

807. Look, a cave.

808. Let's go there until the storm passes.

809. But what about Monstro City?

810. What about it?

811. In case you haven't noticed, we're

812. in the middle of a blizzard.

813. (WHISPERING) Katsuma, don't shout.

814. Why?

815. You think I'm going to trigger an avalanche?

816. You OK?

817. No.

818. If we don't get out of here soon,

819. Mr. Snoodle is not going to make it.

820. And Blinky?

821. He needs defrosting fast.

822. Yeah.

823. Achoo.

824. Oh, I'm sorry.

825. I guess it's kind of my fault.

826. It's all your fault.

827. I never thought it would be like this.

828. Come on, Katsuma, there's always hope.

829. No, not this time.

830. I've ruined everything.

831. Hey, when did your get up and go get up and leave?

832. I didn't have you down as a pessimist.

833. I'm not.

834. I just think awful things are going to happen.

835. (SINGING) When you've lost all your sunshine,

836. hope can throw you a lifeline.

837. Friends will help through the darkness.

838. We can do it.

839. Yes, we can do it.

840. No, we can't.

841. If we pull together, then there's really nothing to it.

842. Forget it.

843. Oh, we can do it.

844. Yes, we can do it.

845. Look inside your heart, just make a start,

846. and we'll get through it.

847. Yeah, we can do it.

848. No, we can't.

849. But we gotta get to it.

850. Not a chance.

851. If we're together, then we'll never be alone.

852. When thoughts are little seeds, make sure they're

853. flowers, not weeds.

854. I can't do it.

855. With this philosophy, don't give in and we'll win.

856. You and me.

857. I don't think so.

858. We're in a proper jam.

859. Maybe we can, sounds like a plan.

860. I see some silver lining.

861. We can do it.

862. I feel like hope's thrown us a rope.

863. Maybe we'll turn things round.

864. When clouds creep in, that's OK.

865. Just shoo them right away.

866. When things go wrong, and they will,

867. buckle up, sing this song, climb that hill.

868. We can do it.

869. I always said we could.

870. You're misunderstood.

871. Oh, we can do it.

872. Yes, we can do it.

873. If we pull together, then there's really nothing to it.

874. Yeah, we can do it.

875. Yes, we can do it.

876. Look inside your heart, just make a start,

877. and we'll get through it.

878. Yeah, we can do it, but we gotta get to it.

879. If we're together, then there's really nothing to it.

880. Oh, we can do it.

881. Yes, we can do it.

882. And we'll beat all the odds for sure.

883. We can do it.

884. We did it.

885. Yeah.

886. All three artefacts.

887. Is that your final artefact?

888. Are you sure?

889. Yeah, we know, tick tock, tick tock.

890. Come on, let's get out of here.

891. So we grab the egg and get out, right?

892. And if we get stuck, I've got the seeds.

893. Let's do this.

894. Hello?

895. Hello?

896. Show yourself, Strangeglove.

897. We've got your precious artefacts.

898. Can you believe it?

899. We go through all this, and he doesn't even—

900. Show up?

901. I might be the most mendacious villain Monstro City has

902. ever seen, but I'm never late.

903. Dr. Strangeglove, I presume?

904. You look much taller on TV.

905. You think so?

906. Yes, I get a lot of that for this—

907. enough of this asinine banter.

908. I assume you have my artefacts?

909. I'd hate to be forced to pulverise

910. such a precious tooky-eggy.

911. Quit twisting our gooberries.

912. We've got them.

913. Oh, Fishlips, confirm their authenticity.

914. Ha.

915. All hunky dory here, Boss.

916. At last, I can concoct my hatching seru—

917. enjoy these ultra rare goodies.

918. Just hand over the egg, and we'll be on our way.

919. You know the drill.

920. First, you hand me the case.

921. The egg.

922. The case.

923. The egg.

924. The case.

925. Egg. DR.Case.

926. Egg. DR.Case.

927. Egg.

928. DR.Case.

929. Hey, this is like ping pong.

930. The case.

931. OK, now hand over the egg.

932. Poor deluded fools.

933. Did you really think I'd hand the Great Moshling Egg over

934. to a pair of morty monsters?

935. Glumps.

936. Go do that goo do that you do so well.

937. Poppet, the seeds.

938. Stop them, you fools.

939. We got it.

940. Let's get out of here.

941. No.

942. Look.

943. Look, your audience is ready for your close up.

944. Blinky.

945. Katsuma, no.

946. Now watch this.

947. Hi-ya hurricane.

948. Whoop whoop whoop.

949. Oh.

950. Narcissistic numbskull.

951. Going down.

952. Well, you didn't think I'd arrange

953. a mountaintop rendezvous without organising a dramatic exit,

954. did you?

955. TTFN.

956. See you?

957. Wouldn't want to be you.

958. Mr. Snoodle, no.

959. Katsuma, we've got to stop them.

960. Ah.

961. Skiing?

962. Now?

963. Come on, let's go.

964. Quick.

965. Come on.

966. What's happening?

967. Be gone, you doodling Snuffler.

968. Fishlips, do something.

969. Anything.

970. Sure, you hum it, and I'll play it.

971. No, you mindless moron.

972. Snoodle, be careful.

973. So my meddling Moshling, prepare to take

974. one giant leap for Moshi kind.

975. Remember when I said deep down I was a good guy?

976. Uh?

977. I lied.

978. No.

979. Run.

980. Commander Pong, to my lair.

981. (SINGING) Now he's gone.

982. Mr. Snoodle.

983. Maybe he's in a better place?

984. A burger joint?

985. He never hurt anyone.

986. It makes me so mad.

987. Well, well, well.

988. Isn't this a jolly little soiree?

989. Hey, you beast.

990. You pompous cowardly—

991. Please, spare me the compliments,

992. and let's get down to business.

993. Boss, I don't think she meant to—

994. The time has come.

995. Soon I will glump the mighty critter inside the Great

996. Moshling Egg using the ingredients

997. you so kindly collected for me.

998. Big surprise.

999. You think we didn't know that all along?

1000. We had everything planned, but, but things just didn't pan out.

1001. You won't get away with this.

1002. Oh, really?

1003. Who's going to stop me, hot head?

1004. You?

1005. Help me, please?

1006. Help.

1007. Of course, Icko Shi Shi, seeing as you said please.

1008. And to think I could release these pathetic Moshlings

1009. with the secret melody that opens

1010. my C.L.O.N. Catronic musical lock.

1011. You mean the one that goes

1012. Ignoramus.

1013. Now come along, there's hatching and glumping to be done.

1014. I'm sure you'll find it a moving experience.

1015. What the?

1016. Prepare to meet your doom.

1017. It's no use, man.

1018. I'm sorry, guys.

1019. If I hadn't messed up my hi-ya hurricane.

1020. I. I. I. For the last time, this isn't about you.

1021. It never was.

1022. Thanks to your showboating, Strangeglove's got the egg,

1023. and Mr. Snoodle is—

1024. is gone.

1025. I don't know what else to say.

1026. I— we—

1027. Say nothing.

1028. Just think of a way to get us out of here fast.

1029. We need to get to that musical lock and save these Moshlings.

1030. When I get my hands on that—

1031. Sh.

1032. What is it?

1033. Nothing.

1034. I thought I heard—

1035. oh, it's nothing.

1036. No, wait.

1037. I can hear it too.

1038. Hey, look, over there.

1039. Hey, it's Mr. Snoodle.

1040. He's alive.

1041. Mr. Snoodle.

1042. Mr. Snoodle!

1043. Oh, Snoodle.

1044. I thought you were gone forever.

1045. I don't understand.

1046. How did you—

1047. Wow, whistling really does work.

1048. I hate to break up such a beautiful reunion,

1049. but do you think you could speed it up?

1050. Ah!

1051. And now, the merriment you've all been waiting for.

1052. Endothon lavendar okium em-blap squiddle roodle plop and—

1053. Oh, it's too high.

1054. We're never gonna get up there to free the Moshlings.

1055. Lovli, how about some of your magic?

1056. It's no good, darling.

1057. I'm too pooped for any hokery pokery.

1058. I can't get any higher.

1059. Hi-ya.

1060. That's it.

1061. Katsuma, you can save the day after all.

1062. I an?

1063. I mean, I can.

1064. How?

1065. You can get up there using your hi-ya hurricane.

1066. Uh, well, yeah, maybe.

1067. But there's no way I can open that musical lock.

1068. Sure you can.

1069. Just whistle the tune.

1070. Katsuma?

1071. Oh.

1072. I— I can't whistle.

1073. Ha ha, very funny.

1074. Like, quit fooling around, Dude.

1075. No, really, I can't.

1076. See.

1077. Don't ask me why.

1078. Why?

1079. I'm sorry.

1080. I guess— I guess I'm just not cut out to be the greatest

1081. hero that ever lived.

1082. (SINGING) Yes, we can do it.

1083. That's it, Snoodle.

1084. You're right.

1085. We can do it.

1086. You and me.

1087. Ready?

1088. Hi-ya hurricane.

1089. Over to you, Snoodle.

1090. Can I press the button, Boss?

1091. Yes, Fishlips, you can press the button, but you may not.

1092. It's glumpogedon time.

1093. Who Dares? What?

1094. Who?

1095. Oh, look, the brave little Snuffler lives.

1096. How adorable.

1097. He thinks he's going to defeat the doctor.

1098. You and whose army?

1099. Oh, this is too delicious for words.

1100. Oh, hold on.

1101. How did they?

1102. Doc, I have a bad feeling about this.

1103. On Mr. Snoodle's signal, unleash, Moshlings.

1104. Fishlips?

1105. Fishlips?

1106. Fishlips?

1107. Abandon ship.

1108. Fishlips, wait!

1109. Help me.

1110. We did it.

1111. Yeah.

1112. Hey, we did it, guys.

1113. Yeah.

1114. Woohoo.

1115. Yeah.

1116. We did it.

1117. All right.

1118. Come on.

1119. (SINGING) You, you, you and me.

1120. You, you, you, and me.

1121. You, you, you, and me.

1122. You, you, you, and me.

1123. We're in this together.

1124. United we stand.

1125. Don't grumble, be humble, and let's all join hands.

1126. Hey.

1127. A smile's just a curve that sets everything straight.

1128. So turn that frown upside down.

1129. Don't hesitate.

1130. Smile.

1131. You, you and me now.

1132. We can do anything.

1133. Oh, what a kerfuffle.

1134. We're in this together.

1135. We're tight.

1136. We're close-knit.

1137. We never surrender, don't know when to quit.

1138. It's Mrs. Snoodle.

1139. Hey, I whistled.

1140. I don't know why I bother making you.

1141. This is all your fault, you festering, feckless f—

1142. Friend?

1143. (SINGING) We're in this together,

1144. although it seems odd.

1145. We're stuck with each other like peas in a pod.

1146. We're in this together, and that's where it ends.

1147. We know where we stand, because we stick with our friends.

1148. Close, but no sitar.

1149. Is that the end of the film then?

1150. Don't ask me, I'm still hypnotised.

1151. (SINGING) Mr. Snoodle, do the doodle.

1152. Snuffle them pumpernickel bread crumbs.

1153. Yo, Snoodle?

1154. They woke up this morning feeling fine.

1155. A silly old Snuffler on their mind.

1156. He's popping and chewing shuffling round.

1157. Yo, Mr. Snoodle, doodle doodle do.

1158. Yo, Mr. Snoodle, you silly old Snuffler.

1159. Yo, Mr. Snoodle, doodle doodle do.