1. He looks great.Copy !req
2. That Al Conti is a genius.Copy !req
3. I am a genius.Copy !req
4. I am a genius.Copy !req
5. If you're such a genius, how come
you can't keep track of your receipts?Copy !req
6. Al, how am I supposed to do your
income tax with this mess you got here?Copy !req
7. Numbers, taxes, receipts -Copy !req
8. I make 'em look better
than they did in real life.Copy !req
9. I'm an artistic genius.Copy !req
10. Then how come you
got butter on your tie?Copy !req
11. Give it here. Give it here.Copy !req
12. God. You know what? I give
you this - you make good coffee.Copy !req
13. You're a slob, but
you make good coffee.Copy !req
14. Ah! Red roses. Mm!Copy !req
15. Very romantic. Ah! Mm!Copy !req
16. Ah, the guy that sends these
really knows what he's doing, huh?Copy !req
17. The guy who sends those
spends a lot of moneyCopy !req
18. on something that's gonna
end up in the garbage.Copy !req
19. I'm glad everybody
ain't like you, Loretta.Copy !req
20. I'd be out of business.Copy !req
21. What are you
talking? I love flowers.Copy !req
22. Thanks, Carmine.Copy !req
23. - Are you ready?
- Hello, Bobo. How are you tonight?Copy !req
24. - Very good, Mr. Johnny.
- We will both have the Ticino salad.Copy !req
25. - And I'll have special fish.
- Good.Copy !req
26. - No, you don't want the fish.
- No?Copy !req
27. It's the oily fish tonight.
Not before the plane ride.Copy !req
28. - Maybe you're right.
- Okay. Bobo.Copy !req
29. - We'll have the manicotti, Bobo.
- Si, Miss Loretta.Copy !req
30. That'll give you a base for your stomach.
You eat that oily fish, go up in the air,Copy !req
31. halfway to Sicily, you'll be green
and your hands will be sweating.Copy !req
32. You look after me.Copy !req
33. - You're getting very upset.
- I'm really bored with this.Copy !req
34. - I don't understand.
- Don't ruin the whole evening.Copy !req
35. Patricia, please don't leave.Copy !req
36. What do you think I am,
some sort of talking doll?Copy !req
37. I was just making a point
about the way you said -Copy !req
38. - the way you stated your aspirations.
- You can kiss my aspirations, Professor!Copy !req
39. "Kiss my aspirations"?Copy !req
40. - Yeah!
- Very clever. The height of cleverness.Copy !req
41. Waiter.Copy !req
42. Yes?Copy !req
43. Would you do away with her
dinner and any evidence of herCopy !req
44. - and bring me a big glass of vodka.
- But absolutely.Copy !req
45. A man who can't control
his woman is funny.Copy !req
46. She was too young for him.Copy !req
47. What's the matter, Uncle Bobo?Copy !req
48. Tonight, Mr. Johnny's
gonna propose marriage.Copy !req
49. - How do you know that?
- He arranged it with me.Copy !req
50. When he asks her, he's gonna
wave. And then I serve the champagne.Copy !req
51. Good bachelor
customer for 20 years.Copy !req
52. Mille grazie.Copy !req
53. How's things, eh?Copy !req
54. - Fine, Bobo. We'll have the check.
- No, no. I, uh -Copy !req
55. I want to see the dessert cart.Copy !req
56. - Very good.
- You never have dessert.Copy !req
57. "Never" is a long time.Copy !req
58. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
59. My scalp is not getting
enough blood sometimes.Copy !req
60. - Have some dessert.
- No, I shouldn't.Copy !req
61. Will you marry me?Copy !req
62. - What?
- Huh?Copy !req
63. Will you marry me?Copy !req
64. - Bobo, take the cart away.
- Very good, Miss Loretta.Copy !req
65. - Are you proposing marriage to me?
- Yes.Copy !req
66. All right. You know I was
married and that my husband died.Copy !req
67. But what you don't know is,
I think he and I had bad luck.Copy !req
68. What do you mean?Copy !req
69. We got married
down at the city hall,Copy !req
70. and I think it gave bad
luck to the whole marriage.Copy !req
71. I don't understand.Copy !req
72. Right from the start, we
didn't do it right, okay?Copy !req
73. Could you kneel down?Copy !req
74. - On the floor?
- Yeah, on the floor.Copy !req
75. - This is a good suit.
- I know that.Copy !req
76. I helped you pick it out. It
came with two pairs of pants.Copy !req
77. Johnny, it's for luck.Copy !req
78. A man proposes marriage to a
woman, he should kneel down.Copy !req
79. She's got him on his
knees. He's ruining his suit.Copy !req
80. Is that man praying?Copy !req
81. - So —Where's the ring?Copy !req
82. - The ring.
- A ring. That's right.Copy !req
83. I woulda sprung for the
ring if it was me. Capisce?Copy !req
84. - You can use your pinky ring.
- I like this ring.Copy !req
85. You propose marriage to a woman,
you should offer her a ring of engagement.Copy !req
86. Shh!Copy !req
87. Loretta...Copy !req
88. Loretta Castorini Clark...Copy !req
89. on my knees, in front
of all these people...Copy !req
90. will you marry me?Copy !req
91. Yes, Johnny.Copy !req
92. Yes, John Anthony Cammareri. I
will marry you. I will be your wife.Copy !req
93. Bravo! Bravissimo!Copy !req
94. Salute, paesani!Copy !req
95. Bobo! The check!Copy !req
96. Right away, Mr. Johnny.Copy !req
97. What about the wedding?Copy !req
98. My mother is dying.Copy !req
99. When she's dead, I'll come
back and we'll get married.Copy !req
100. How near death is she?Copy !req
101. A week. Two weeks. No more.Copy !req
102. Then how about we set a
date? How about a month?Copy !req
103. Must it be so definite?Copy !req
104. Can't we just say we'll be
married when I get back?Copy !req
105. Where? At the city hall? No.Copy !req
106. My mother is dying.Copy !req
107. I want a whole wedding,
or we'll have bad luck.Copy !req
108. And for a whole wedding to
be planned, you gotta set a date.Copy !req
109. All right. All right.
All right. A month.Copy !req
110. - A month from today.
- In a month.Copy !req
111. - A month from today.
- Yes, a month from today.Copy !req
112. - Okay. Okay.
- Right. Today. From today. Right.Copy !req
113. I'll take care of it, Johnny. I'll
take care of the whole thing.Copy !req
114. All you gotta do is show up.Copy !req
115. Departure for Paris,Copy !req
116. please proceed
to gate number 29.Copy !req
117. A vanti. Andiamo.Copy !req
118. - Call me when you get in.
- I'll call when I get to Mama's house.Copy !req
119. Okay. You made me very happy.Copy !req
120. There's one thing about
this wedding I want you to do.Copy !req
121. I want you to call - I want
you to call this number.Copy !req
122. It's a business number.
You ask for Ronny.Copy !req
123. - Invite him to the wedding.
- Who is he?Copy !req
124. - It's my younger brother.
- You got a brother?Copy !req
125. We haven't spoken in five years.Copy !req
126. There was some bad blood.Copy !req
127. I want you to call and
invite him to the wedding.Copy !req
128. - Will you do it?
- Sure.Copy !req
129. International flight number 604 for
Rome with connections to PalermoCopy !req
130. is now boarding at Gate 43.Copy !req
131. I gotta go.Copy !req
132. You got your ticket?Copy !req
133. Here, I got you these.
Gum and cough drops.Copy !req
134. - Gum opens your ears when you chew it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
135. I gotta go.Copy !req
136. This is the last call for international
flight number 604 for Rome now -Copy !req
137. - You have someone on that plane?
- Yeah, my fiancė.Copy !req
138. I put a curse on that plane.
My sister is on that plane.Copy !req
139. I put a curse on that plane
that it's gonna explode,Copy !req
140. burn on fire and
fall into the sea.Copy !req
141. Fifty years ago, she
stole a man from me.Copy !req
142. Si ha preso il mio uomo!Copy !req
143. Today she tells me
that she never loved him,Copy !req
144. that she took him
to be strong on me.Copy !req
145. Now she's gone back to Sicily.Copy !req
146. Si torna in Sicilia.Copy !req
147. I cursed her that the green
Atlantic water should swallow her up!Copy !req
148. I don't believe in curses.Copy !req
149. Neither do I.Copy !req
150. - Mr. Johnny's, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
151. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
152. The key's in it.Copy !req
153. I've heard that song before.Copy !req
154. What are you talking about?Copy !req
155. I've seen the way you
look at her, and it isn't right.Copy !req
156. - How do I look at her? Can I help you?
- A split of Mumm's.Copy !req
157. - So, how do I look at her?
- Like a wolf.Copy !req
158. - Like a wolf, huh?
- Uh-huh. Like a wolf.Copy !req
159. Never seen a wolf in
your life. That's 11.99.Copy !req
160. I seen a wolf in
everybody I ever met,Copy !req
161. and I see a wolf in you.Copy !req
162. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
163. That makes 20. Thanks.Copy !req
164. - Have a nice night.
- You too.Copy !req
165. - You know what I see in you?
- What?Copy !req
166. The girl I married.Copy !req
167. - Oh, come on.
- Good night.Copy !req
168. Good night.Copy !req
169. Good night.Copy !req
170. Hi, guys! Ooh!Copy !req
171. Sweethearts, how are you?
Guess what happened to me today.Copy !req
172. - Ciao, bello.
- Ciao, cara, ciao. Buonanotte.Copy !req
173. Hey! Venite qua!Copy !req
174. Hey! How long must I wait?Copy !req
175. Come here! Hey!Copy !req
176. Che canisono questi? Huh?Copy !req
177. Tutti a casa. Tutti a letto.Copy !req
178. - Hi, Pop.
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
179. Where's Ma?Copy !req
180. - In bed.
- You're not sleeping?Copy !req
181. I can't sleep anymore.
It's too much like death.Copy !req
182. Pop, I got news.Copy !req
183. All right.Copy !req
184. Let's go into the kitchen.Copy !req
185. Ti amo.Copy !req
186. Ti amo.Copy !req
187. You look tired, Pop.Copy !req
188. So, what's your news?Copy !req
189. I'm getting married.Copy !req
190. - Again?
- Yeah.Copy !req
191. You did this once
before. It didn't work out.Copy !req
192. - The guy died.
- And what killed him?Copy !req
193. - He got hit by a bus.
- No. Bad luck.Copy !req
194. Your mother and I were
married 52 years. Nobody died.Copy !req
195. You were married, what,
two years? Somebody's dead.Copy !req
196. Don't get married again,
Loretta. It don't work out for you.Copy !req
197. Who's the man?Copy !req
198. - Johnny Cammareri.
- John -Copy !req
199. Johnny Cammareri?
He's a big baby.Copy !req
200. And why isn't he here
with you telling me this?Copy !req
201. Because he's flying to
Sicily. His mother is dying.Copy !req
202. More bad luck.Copy !req
203. I don't like his face,
Loretta. I don't like his lips.Copy !req
204. When he smiles, I can't see
his teeth. What is he hiding?Copy !req
205. - When are you gonna do it?
- In a month.Copy !req
206. - I won't come.
- You gotta come. You gotta give me away.Copy !req
207. - I didn't give you away the first time.
- And I had bad luck!Copy !req
208. You know, maybe
if you gave me awayCopy !req
209. and I got married in a
church in a wedding dressCopy !req
210. instead of down at the city hall with
strangers standing outside the door,Copy !req
211. then maybe I wouldn't
have had the bad luck I had.Copy !req
212. - Maybe.
- You know, Pop, I had no reception,Copy !req
213. no wedding cake, no nothing.Copy !req
214. Johnny got down on his knees and
proposed to me at the Grand Ticino.Copy !req
215. - He did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
216. - That don't sound like Johnny.
- Well -Copy !req
217. - Where's the ring?
- Here.Copy !req
218. It looks stupid.
It's a pinky ring.Copy !req
219. - It's a man's ring.
- It's temporary!Copy !req
220. Everything is temporary!
That don't excuse nothing!Copy !req
221. You're coming?Copy !req
222. Let's go tell your mother.Copy !req
223. Rose.Copy !req
224. Rose.Copy !req
225. Rose.Copy !req
226. Rose!Copy !req
227. Who's dead?Copy !req
228. Nobody. Loretta's
getting married.Copy !req
229. - Again?
- Yeah.Copy !req
230. - Johnny Cammareri.
- I don't like him.Copy !req
231. You're not gonna
marry him, Cosmo.Copy !req
232. Do you love him, Loretta?Copy !req
233. - No.
- Good.Copy !req
234. When you love 'em, they drive
you crazy 'cause they know they can.Copy !req
235. - But you like him?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
236. You know, he's a sweet man, Ma.Copy !req
237. And this time, I'm gonna get married
in a church and have a big reception.Copy !req
238. - And who's gonna pay for that?
- Pop.Copy !req
239. What?Copy !req
240. - Father of the bride pays.
- I have no money.Copy !req
241. You're rich as Roosevelt.Copy !req
242. - You're just cheap, Cosmo.
- I don't want to pay for nothin'.Copy !req
243. You know, it's your duty as
my father to pay for the wedding.Copy !req
244. I won't pay for nothin'.Copy !req
245. He didn't used to be cheap.Copy !req
246. He thinks if he holds onto
his money, he'll never die.Copy !req
247. Now he's gonna play that
damn Vikki Carr record,Copy !req
248. and when he comes to
bed, he won't touch me.Copy !req
249. Dai. Piano, piano.Copy !req
250. Ecco. Piano.Copy !req
251. Look at that old man.
How many dogs has he got?Copy !req
252. Hey, keep your dogs off my lawn.Copy !req
253. Come on.Copy !req
254. Non tirare.Copy !req
255. Come on!Copy !req
256. No. Don't do that.Copy !req
257. - She's asleep.
- Look all the flowers on Foncica.Copy !req
258. My brother sent
her a blue flower.Copy !req
259. I can only see things in my house,
and things in my house are very bad.Copy !req
260. I don't know what
to advise my son.Copy !req
261. I think he should
pay for the wedding,Copy !req
262. but it's important that
he don't look ridiculous.Copy !req
263. Well, why don't you talk to him?Copy !req
264. I will, but I must find
the right moment.Copy !req
265. See that bella luna last night?Copy !req
266. Ah, si.Copy !req
267. Ah, si. La luna. La bella luna.Copy !req
268. The moon, uh, brings
the woman to the man.Copy !req
269. Capisce?Copy !req
270. La luna attira I'uomo,
la donna verso I'uomo.Copy !req
271. A vete capito?Copy !req
272. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
273. Non avete capito.Copy !req
274. Andiamo.Copy !req
275. Vieni, vieni.Copy !req
276. Non tirare. Non
tirare. Non tirare!Copy !req
277. Andiamo. Andiamo a casa.Copy !req
278. Ciao.Copy !req
279. Disgraziato!Copy !req
280. Andiamo, andiamo. Huh?Copy !req
281. - Come va?
- Bene. Bene.Copy !req
282. Upstairs. Everybody upstairs.Copy !req
283. Lo so. Va bene, va bene!Copy !req
284. Come on. Andiamo! Insieme tutti.Copy !req
285. Andiamo a casa.Copy !req
286. - Ciao, bello.
- Ciao, cara. Ciao.Copy !req
287. - So, will you live here?
- No.Copy !req
288. - Why not?
- Pop don't like Johnny.Copy !req
289. Mm. We'll sell the house.Copy !req
290. I got married
before, you didn't sell.Copy !req
291. Grandma was still alive.Copy !req
292. Chiro was still home going to school.
Now he's married, gone to Florida.Copy !req
293. If you and Johnny
moved in, had a baby -Copy !req
294. Ma, I'm 37 years old.Copy !req
295. What's 37? I didn't have
Chiro till after I was 37.Copy !req
296. It ain't over till it's over.Copy !req
297. Johnny's got a big apartment.
You know, we'll move in there.Copy !req
298. So we'll sell the house.Copy !req
299. You know - What - I want
to live here. I love the house.Copy !req
300. Pop don't like Johnny.Copy !req
301. No, he don't.Copy !req
302. I'll get it. I'll get it.Copy !req
303. Hello?Copy !req
304. C'ė chiamata per
signorina Loretta Castorini.Copy !req
305. Yeah. Yeah, this
is Loretta Castorini.Copy !req
306. Lei puó parlare, signore.Copy !req
307. - Johnny!
- Johnny?Copy !req
308. - Shh!
- Hello, Operator?Copy !req
309. Op-Op —Loretta? - Yeah!Copy !req
310. Yes. Shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh! It's me.Copy !req
311. I'm calling from the
death bed of my mother.Copy !req
312. Yeah, well, how
was your plane ride?Copy !req
313. The waitresses were very nice.Copy !req
314. - My mother is slipping away.
- How long do I have to wait?Copy !req
315. Quanto io devo aspettare?Copy !req
316. Stai calma. Stai calma, nonnita!Copy !req
317. - I can't talk long.
- Did you tell her we're getting married?Copy !req
318. Oh, no, no. Not yet.Copy !req
319. I'm waiting till a moment
when she's peaceful.Copy !req
320. Well, don't wait
till she's dead.Copy !req
321. Have you called my brother?Copy !req
322. Oh, I'm sorry. No,
not yet. I forgot.Copy !req
323. - Will you do it today?
- Yes. Yes.Copy !req
324. Make sure he
comes to the wedding.Copy !req
325. Five years is too long for
bad blood between brothers.Copy !req
326. Nothing can replace
the family, Loretta.Copy !req
327. I can see that now.Copy !req
328. Loretta? Loretta, are you there?Copy !req
329. Loretta!Copy !req
330. Okay, I'm sorry. I'll do it. I'll
do it today. And listen, Johnny.Copy !req
331. You know, call me
after you tell her. Okay?Copy !req
332. All right. All right.Copy !req
333. And, uh, don't stand
directly under the sun.Copy !req
334. You got a hat. Use your hat.Copy !req
335. I got my hat. All right.
All right. All right. Bye.Copy !req
336. All right. Bye-bye.Copy !req
337. Now, what did I
do with that card?Copy !req
338. How's the mother?Copy !req
339. She's dying, but I could
still hear her big mouth.Copy !req
340. He didn't tell her.Copy !req
341. You know, the woman
makes him crazy.Copy !req
342. Now who you calling? Uffa!Copy !req
343. Cammareri's.Copy !req
344. Yeah, is, um, Ronny
Cammareri there, please?Copy !req
345. Hold on. Ronny, the phone!Copy !req
346. - Ronny?
- Yeah, this is Ronny.Copy !req
347. Yeah, um, I'm calling
for your brother,Copy !req
348. and, uh, he's getting married and
he would like it if you would come.Copy !req
349. Why didn't he call himself?Copy !req
350. - He's in Palermo.
- What's wrong can never be made right.Copy !req
351. Look, just let me
come and talk -Copy !req
352. Talk to you! Animal!Copy !req
353. What an animal!Copy !req
354. Thanks, Mrs. Fugocci.Copy !req
355. Here you go. Bye.
See you tomorrow.Copy !req
356. - Bye.
- Come on, honey.Copy !req
357. - Uh, is Ronny Cammareri here?
- He's down at the ovens. What do you want?Copy !req
358. I want to talk to him.Copy !req
359. This way.Copy !req
360. - Ronny?
- What?Copy !req
361. Somebody here to see Ronny.Copy !req
362. Ronny!Copy !req
363. Ronny, somebody
wants to see you!Copy !req
364. Have you come from
my brother Johnny?Copy !req
365. - Yeah.
- Why?Copy !req
366. Well, we're gonna get married.Copy !req
367. You're gonna marry
my brother Johnny?Copy !req
368. Yeah. Would you like to
go some place so we could -Copy !req
369. - I have no life.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
370. I have no life. My brother
Johnny took my life from me.Copy !req
371. I don't understand you.Copy !req
372. And now he's getting married.Copy !req
373. He has his.Copy !req
374. He's getting his,Copy !req
375. and he wants me to come.Copy !req
376. What is life?Copy !req
377. - I didn't come here to upset you.
- They say bread is life.Copy !req
378. And I bake bread, bread, bread.Copy !req
379. I sweat and shovel
this stinking doughCopy !req
380. in and out of this hot
hole in the wall, and -Copy !req
381. and I should be so
happy, huh, sweetie?Copy !req
382. You want me to come to the
wedding of my brother Johnny?Copy !req
383. Where's my wedding?Copy !req
384. Chrissy, over by the
wall, bring me the big knife.Copy !req
385. No, Ronny!Copy !req
386. Bring me the big knife!
I'm gonna cut my throat!Copy !req
387. Maybe I should come
back another time.Copy !req
388. No, I want you to see this.Copy !req
389. I want you to
watch me kill myselfCopy !req
390. so you can tell my brother
Johnny on his wedding day, okay?Copy !req
391. - Chrissy, bring me the big knife!
- I tell ya I won't do it!Copy !req
392. She won't do it. Do
you know about me?Copy !req
393. - Oh, Mr. Cammareri —What?Copy !req
394. - Do you know about me?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
395. Okay.Copy !req
396. Nothing is anybody's
fault, but things happen.Copy !req
397. Look.Copy !req
398. This wood is fake.Copy !req
399. Five years ago, I was
engaged to be married, and, uh -Copy !req
400. and Johnny came in here,
and he ordered bread from me.Copy !req
401. And I said, "Oh,
okay. Some bread."Copy !req
402. And I put my hand in the slicer,Copy !req
403. and it got caught 'cause
I wasn't paying attention.Copy !req
404. The slicer chewed off my hand.Copy !req
405. And it's funny, 'cause when
my fiancée found out about it,Copy !req
406. when she found out that I'd been
maimed, she left me for another man.Copy !req
407. That's the bad blood
between you and Johnny?Copy !req
408. Yes, that's it.Copy !req
409. Yeah, but that's
not Johnny's fault.Copy !req
410. I don't care! I ain't no
freaking monument to justice!Copy !req
411. I lost my hand! I lost my bride!Copy !req
412. Johnny has his hand!
Johnny has his bride!Copy !req
413. You want me to take my
heartbreak, put it away and forget?Copy !req
414. Is it just a matter of timeCopy !req
415. before a man opens his eyes...Copy !req
416. and gives up his one...Copy !req
417. dream...Copy !req
418. his one dream of happiness?Copy !req
419. Maybe.Copy !req
420. Maybe.Copy !req
421. This is the most tormented
man I have ever known.Copy !req
422. I'm in love with this man,
but he doesn't know that.Copy !req
423. I never told him, 'cause
he could never love anybodyCopy !req
424. since he lost his
hand and his girl.Copy !req
425. Where do you live?Copy !req
426. Upstairs.Copy !req
427. Can we just talk?Copy !req
428. What are we painting
here, the Sistine Chapel?Copy !req
429. We should have been
plumbers like Castorini.Copy !req
430. Well, Mr. Castorini,
what do you think?Copy !req
431. $10,800.Copy !req
432. That seems like a lot.Copy !req
433. Look. There are
three kinds of pipe.Copy !req
434. There's the kind of pipe
you have, which is garbage.Copy !req
435. And you can see
where that's gotten you.Copy !req
436. Then there's bronze,
which is very good.Copy !req
437. Unless something goes wrong.
And something always goes wrong.Copy !req
438. And then there's copper,
which is the only pipe I use.Copy !req
439. It costs money.Copy !req
440. It costs money
because it saves money.Copy !req
441. I think we should follow
Mr. Castorini's advice, heart.Copy !req
442. "And then there's copper,Copy !req
443. which is the only pipe I use.Copy !req
444. It costs money.Copy !req
445. "It costs money
because it saves money."Copy !req
446. And what did they say?Copy !req
447. Well, uh, the man understood me.Copy !req
448. The woman wanted to be
cheap, but the man saw I was right.Copy !req
449. You have such a head for
knowing. You know everything.Copy !req
450. I brought you something.Copy !req
451. It's a present.Copy !req
452. Oh, Cosmo!Copy !req
453. Oh, my God.Copy !req
454. They're little birds and stars.Copy !req
455. Birds fly to the
stars, I guess. Huh?Copy !req
456. - What's that smell?
- I'm making you a steak.Copy !req
457. - I don't want it.
- You'll eat it.Copy !req
458. I like it well done.Copy !req
459. You'll eat this one
bloody to feed your blood.Copy !req
460. This is good.Copy !req
461. Loretta.Copy !req
462. - Where'd Johnny find you?
- He knew my husband, who died.Copy !req
463. - How'd he die?
- A bus hit him.Copy !req
464. - Fast?
- Instantaneous.Copy !req
465. - When did you get engaged?
- Yesterday.Copy !req
466. So, five years ago you got your
hand cut off, and your woman left you.Copy !req
467. - No woman since then?
- No.Copy !req
468. Stupid.Copy !req
469. When did your husband
get hit by the bus?Copy !req
470. Uh, seven years ago.Copy !req
471. How many men since then?Copy !req
472. - Just Johnny.
- Stupid yourself.Copy !req
473. No. Unlucky. I've
not been lucky.Copy !req
474. I don't care about luck.
You understand me?Copy !req
475. It ain't that.Copy !req
476. What's the matter with you? You think
you're the only one who ever shed a tear?Copy !req
477. Why are you talking to me?Copy !req
478. You got any whiskey? How about
you get me a glass of whiskey?Copy !req
479. I'll call you later.Copy !req
480. She was right to leave me.Copy !req
481. - You think so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
482. You really are
stupid, you know that?Copy !req
483. Uh, you don't know
nothing about it.Copy !req
484. Look, you know, I was raised
that a girl gets married young.Copy !req
485. I held out for love.Copy !req
486. I got married when I was 28.Copy !req
487. I met a man. I loved
him. I married him.Copy !req
488. He wanted to have a baby right
away. I said no, we should wait.Copy !req
489. And then he gets hit by a bus.Copy !req
490. So what do I got? I got no
man, no baby, no nothing.Copy !req
491. You know, how did I know that
that man was a gift I couldn't keep.Copy !req
492. My one chance at happiness.Copy !req
493. You tell me the story, and you
act like you know what it means.Copy !req
494. But I can see what the
true story is, and you can't.Copy !req
495. That woman didn't
leave you, okay?Copy !req
496. You can't see what you
are, and I see everything.Copy !req
497. You're a wolf.Copy !req
498. - I'm a wolf?
- Yeah.Copy !req
499. The big part of you has no
words, and, uh, it's a wolf.Copy !req
500. You know, that woman
was a trap for you.Copy !req
501. She caught you, and you couldn't get away,
so you - you chewed off your own foot.Copy !req
502. That was the price you
had to pay for your freedom.Copy !req
503. Johnny had
nothing to do with it.Copy !req
504. You did what you had to
do between you and you.Copy !req
505. And now - now you're afraidCopy !req
506. because you know the big part of
you is a wolf that has the courageCopy !req
507. to bite off its own hand to save
itself from the trap of the wrong love.Copy !req
508. That's why there's been no woman
since that wrong woman. Okay?Copy !req
509. You're scared to death of what the wolf
will do if you make that mistake again.Copy !req
510. - What are you doing?
- I'm telling you your life.Copy !req
511. - Stop it.
- No.Copy !req
512. Why are you marrying
Johnny? He's a fool.Copy !req
513. Because I have no luck.Copy !req
514. He made me look the wrong
way, and I cut off my hand.Copy !req
515. He could make you look the wrong
way. You could lose your whole head.Copy !req
516. I'm looking where I have
to to become a bride!Copy !req
517. - A bride without a head!
- A wolf without a foot!Copy !req
518. Wait a minute! Wait a minute!Copy !req
519. - What are you doing?
- Son of a bitch!Copy !req
520. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
521. To the bed.Copy !req
522. Oh, God. Okay, I
don't care, I don't care.Copy !req
523. Take me - Take me to the bed.Copy !req
524. - I don't care about anything.
- I don't believe this is happening.Copy !req
525. - I was dead.
- Me too.Copy !req
526. - What about Johnny?
- You're mad at him.Copy !req
527. Take it out on me. Take
your revenge out on me.Copy !req
528. Leave nothing left for him to marry.
Leave nothing but the skin over my bones.Copy !req
529. All right. All right.
There will be nothing left.Copy !req
530. Come on. Let's
eat while it's hot.Copy !req
531. Where's Loretta, huh?
We gonna eat without her?Copy !req
532. - She must be eating out.
- She sure don't know what she's missing.Copy !req
533. It's not like her not to call.Copy !req
534. Well, she's got
a lot on her mind.Copy !req
535. Uh, we can talk about her, right, Rose?
Everybody knows she's getting married.Copy !req
536. - I don't want to talk about it.
- Don't want to talk?Copy !req
537. Johnny Cammareri.Copy !req
538. I think it's a great
idea and about time.Copy !req
539. What's she gonna do with the rest
of her life if she don't get married?Copy !req
540. I don't want to talk about it!Copy !req
541. My father needs another plate.Copy !req
542. Cosmo, many years ago,Copy !req
543. when they told me you
were marrying my sister,Copy !req
544. I was happy.Copy !req
545. When I told Rose that
I was marrying Rita,Copy !req
546. she was happy.Copy !req
547. Well, marriage is
happy news, right?Copy !req
548. Rose, pass the wine, huh?Copy !req
549. I never seen anybody so in
love like Cosmo was back then.Copy !req
550. He'd stand outside the house
all day looking in the windows.Copy !req
551. I never told you this,
'cause it's not really a story.Copy !req
552. But one time, I woke up
in the middle of the nightCopy !req
553. 'cause of this bright light
in my face, like a flashlight.Copy !req
554. I couldn't think of what it was.Copy !req
555. I looked out the window,
and it was the moon,Copy !req
556. as big as a house.Copy !req
557. I never seen the moon
so big before or since.Copy !req
558. I was almost scared, like it
was gonna crush the house.Copy !req
559. Then I looked down,Copy !req
560. and standing there in
the street was CosmoCopy !req
561. looking up at the windows.Copy !req
562. This is the funny part.Copy !req
563. I got mad at you, Cosmo.Copy !req
564. I thought you had brought
that big moon over to my houseCopy !req
565. 'cause you were so in loveCopy !req
566. and woke me up with it.Copy !req
567. I was half asleep, I guess.
I didn't know any better.Copy !req
568. You were altogether
asleep. You were dreaming.Copy !req
569. No.Copy !req
570. You were there.Copy !req
571. I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
572. Well, what do you
want to talk about?Copy !req
573. Why are you drinking so much?Copy !req
574. Old man, you give those
dogs another piece of my food,Copy !req
575. I'm gonna kick
you till you're dead.Copy !req
576. Cosmo?Copy !req
577. Cosmo.Copy !req
578. You drank too much.Copy !req
579. Now you'll sleep too hard, and later
you'll be up when you should be down.Copy !req
580. What's the matter?Copy !req
581. Nothing. I'm
looking at the moon.Copy !req
582. It's perfect.Copy !req
583. I never seen a
moon like that before.Copy !req
584. Makes you look like an angel.Copy !req
585. Looks like a... giant snowball.Copy !req
586. - Rita.
- What?Copy !req
587. - Rita, dear.
- What?Copy !req
588. Wake up.Copy !req
589. What?Copy !req
590. Look.Copy !req
591. Oh. Hmm.Copy !req
592. It's Cosmo's moon.Copy !req
593. What are you talking about?
Cosmo can't own the moon.Copy !req
594. It's that moon I was
talking about at dinner.Copy !req
595. Is he down there?Copy !req
596. Is who down there?Copy !req
597. Cosmo.Copy !req
598. - What would he be doing down there?
- I don't know.Copy !req
599. You know something?Copy !req
600. In that light...Copy !req
601. with that expression
on your face...Copy !req
602. you look about 25 years old.Copy !req
603. - Oh, what do you want?
- Rita.Copy !req
604. - What do you want?
- Rita, my darling.Copy !req
605. Get out. Get out.Copy !req
606. - Rita.
- No.Copy !req
607. Piano.Copy !req
608. Ho detto di non tirare.Copy !req
609. Piano.Copy !req
610. Piano, piano. Piano.Copy !req
611. Non tirare. Non tirare.Copy !req
612. Eguardate la luna.Copy !req
613. Guardate la bella luna.Copy !req
614. Guarda.Copy !req
615. Ah! Veramente una luna bella.Copy !req
616. Ma guardate. Ma non
giù! Su! Guardate su!Copy !req
617. Eh?Copy !req
618. Why do you make me wait?
Come on. Come on, eh?Copy !req
619. Howl. Howl.Copy !req
620. Hey, howl! Come on!Copy !req
621. Guarda la luna!Copy !req
622. Bravi! Bravi!Copy !req
623. - Oh, my God!
- What?Copy !req
624. - "What"?
- Take it easy.Copy !req
625. God. This time, I was
trying to do everything right.Copy !req
626. Don't just become excited.Copy !req
627. I thought if I stayed
away from the city hall,Copy !req
628. I wouldn't have the
bad luck I had again.Copy !req
629. - You're making me feel guilty.
- I'm marrying your brother.Copy !req
630. All right, I'm
guilty. I confess.Copy !req
631. The wedding's in a couple of
weeks. You're invited, okay?Copy !req
632. How come you didn't be like him
and be with your mother in Palermo?Copy !req
633. - She don't like me.
- You don't get along with anybody, do you?Copy !req
634. - What did you do?
- What did I do?Copy !req
635. - You ruined my life.
- That's impossible.Copy !req
636. It was ruined when I got
here. You ruined my life.Copy !req
637. - No, I didn't.
- Oh, yes, you did. Oh, yes, you did.Copy !req
638. You know, you got them
bad eyes like a gypsy,Copy !req
639. and I don't know why I
didn't see it yesterday.Copy !req
640. Bad luck. That's it. Is that
all I'm ever gonna have?Copy !req
641. I should've taken a rock
and killed myself years ago.Copy !req
642. I'm gonna marry
him. Do you hear me?Copy !req
643. Last night never happened,
and I'm gonna marry him,Copy !req
644. and you and I are gonna
take this to our coffins.Copy !req
645. - I can't do that.
- Why not?Copy !req
646. I'm in love with you.Copy !req
647. Snap out of it!Copy !req
648. - I can't.
- All right.Copy !req
649. Then I must never see you again,Copy !req
650. and the bad blood will have to stay
there between you and Johnny forever.Copy !req
651. - And you won't come to the wedding.
- I'll come to the wedding.Copy !req
652. - I'm telling you you can't come!
- He wants me to come.Copy !req
653. That's because he
don't know, okay?Copy !req
654. Now, wait a minute.
Honey, listen.Copy !req
655. All right. I won't come to the
wedding, provided one thing.Copy !req
656. - What?
- You come with me tonight to the opera.Copy !req
657. - What are you talking about?
- I love two things.Copy !req
658. I love you, and
I love the opera.Copy !req
659. Now, if I can have the two things
that I love together for one night,Copy !req
660. I would be
satisfied to give up -Copy !req
661. oh, Christ - to give
up the rest of my life.Copy !req
662. All right. All right.Copy !req
663. - All right.
- All right!Copy !req
664. - Meet me at the Met.
- All right.Copy !req
665. - Where's the Met?
- Well, you gotta -Copy !req
666. Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.Copy !req
667. It's been two months
since my last confession.Copy !req
668. What sins have you to confess?Copy !req
669. Twice I took the name
of the Lord in vain,Copy !req
670. once I slept with the
brother of my fiancė,Copy !req
671. and once I bounced a
check at the liquor store.Copy !req
672. - But that was really an accident.
- Then it's not a sin.Copy !req
673. But...Copy !req
674. what was that second
thing you said, Loretta?Copy !req
675. You mean the one about once I
slept with the brother of my fiancė?Copy !req
676. That's a pretty big sin.Copy !req
677. I know.Copy !req
678. - You should think about this.
- I know.Copy !req
679. All right. For your
penance, say two rosaries.Copy !req
680. Be careful, Loretta.Copy !req
681. Reflect on your life.Copy !req
682. All right.Copy !req
683. Ego te absolvo, in nomine
Patrie, Filii et Spiritus Sancti.Copy !req
684. Amen.Copy !req
685. Hi.Copy !req
686. Where you been?Copy !req
687. - I don't want to talk about it.
- Just like your father.Copy !req
688. I lied to him.Copy !req
689. He thinks you came
home last night.Copy !req
690. Thanks.Copy !req
691. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
692. - Cosmo's cheating on me.
- What?Copy !req
693. - Yeah.
- How do you know this?Copy !req
694. - A wife knows.
- Ma, you don't even know.Copy !req
695. You're just imagining
it. He's too old.Copy !req
696. I won't be home for dinner.Copy !req
697. I feel great.Copy !req
698. I got no sleep, but I
feel like Orlando Furioso.Copy !req
699. You were a tiger last night.Copy !req
700. And you were a
lamb, as soft as milk.Copy !req
701. Hey! Shh, shh, shh! Lower your
voice. They'll hear you in the back.Copy !req
702. So what? The pleasure of
marriage is you sleep with the woman,Copy !req
703. - you don't worry about nothing.
- Be quiet, Raymond!Copy !req
704. - Hey. How about a date tonight, Rita?
- What's the matter with you? Shut up!Copy !req
705. We'll eat some pasta,
roll around a little.Copy !req
706. - What got into you?
- I don't know. I really don't know.Copy !req
707. That moon. That crazy
moon Cosmo sent over.Copy !req
708. Hi, Aunt Rita. Hi,
Uncle Raymond.Copy !req
709. Hey there!Copy !req
710. - What's the matter with him?
- You got me.Copy !req
711. See that moon last night?Copy !req
712. What-What moon?Copy !req
713. - Did you see it?
- No.Copy !req
714. Oh.Copy !req
715. Listen, I gotta go, okay? I'll
take the deposit to the bank,Copy !req
716. but then I gotta come back
tomorrow and do the books.Copy !req
717. Oh, sure. You got a date.Copy !req
718. What are you talking
about, you fool?Copy !req
719. Her fiancé's in Palermo.
"Date." What date?Copy !req
720. Oh. Right.Copy !req
721. I just got a lot
of things to do.Copy !req
722. - Yeah, all that wedding stuff, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
723. Hey. That's romantic too.Copy !req
724. Hey, Frankie, make
me a bowl of minestrone!Copy !req
725. What's the matter with
you? You look crazy.Copy !req
726. - I - I got a lot on my mind.
- What?Copy !req
727. - I got a lot on my —What?Copy !req
728. Don't tell me you got a lot on your
mind. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
729. - I don't want to talk about it, okay?
- You look like you're nuts or something!Copy !req
730. Oh. I don't want
to talk about it.Copy !req
731. Take out the gray.Copy !req
732. I have been wanting to
do this for three years.Copy !req
733. Let me show you
some magazines, huh?Copy !req
734. And, uh, you're gonna
need a manicure, yes.Copy !req
735. You take her, Bettina.
She's gonna take out the gray.Copy !req
736. Finalmente. Che brutta.Copy !req
737. And your eyebrows. Someone's
gonna have to do the eyebrows.Copy !req
738. - Look. Something nice and soft.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
739. - Has anybody here been to the opera?
- Not me.Copy !req
740. - Bellissima without those ugly grays.
- It's fantastic.Copy !req
741. You ever been to the opera?Copy !req
742. - No. Have you?
- Ow!Copy !req
743. No. Um, Bettina, you
ever been to the opera?Copy !req
744. This is the color I'd use.Copy !req
745. - I never been there.
- You're going to the Met?Copy !req
746. Yeah.Copy !req
747. She came in when she turned
40 and her husband left her.Copy !req
748. - Bye-bye.
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
749. Wow. Look at that.Copy !req
750. Oh! Careful.Copy !req
751. Hi! I'm home!Copy !req
752. Don't everybody answer
at the same time. Hello!Copy !req
753. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
754. You look beautiful.Copy !req
755. - Your hair.
- Yeah, I had it done.Copy !req
756. You look, uh, beautiful too.Copy !req
757. Thank you.Copy !req
758. No.Copy !req
759. I said I'd go to the opera
with you, but that's all.Copy !req
760. Come on. Let's go in.Copy !req
761. Hello. Good evening.Copy !req
762. There's your stubs.Copy !req
763. - Oh, look at that.
- It's something, isn't it?Copy !req
764. Wow. Thank you.Copy !req
765. For what?Copy !req
766. I don't know. For your hair.Copy !req
767. For your beautiful dress.Copy !req
768. I don't know. It's been a long
time since I've been to the opera.Copy !req
769. - So, where are we sitting?
- Come on.Copy !req
770. Here we go.Copy !req
771. - So, who's coming?
- Just me. I want to eat.Copy !req
772. Okay. I got a table
for you right now.Copy !req
773. - This all right?
- Fine.Copy !req
774. - Enjoy your meal, Mrs. Castorini.
- Thanks.Copy !req
775. Signora Castorini, you
dining alone tonight?Copy !req
776. Hello, Bobo. Yeah. Let me
have a martini - no ice, two olives.Copy !req
777. Ah, very good.Copy !req
778. I'm trying to explain
to you how I feel.Copy !req
779. Every time I tell you how I
feel, you tell me how you feel.Copy !req
780. That doesn't seem like
much of a response to me.Copy !req
781. Well, it's the only
response I got.Copy !req
782. - Signora, you want something to eat?
- Not now. I'll wait.Copy !req
783. Very good.Copy !req
784. I really hate it when you
use that tone with me.Copy !req
785. Like you're above it all,
and "isn't it so amusing?"Copy !req
786. - But it is, isn't it?
- Not to me.Copy !req
787. This is my life, no matter how
comical it may seem to you.Copy !req
788. I don't need some man standing above
the struggle while I'm rolling in mud.Copy !req
789. I think you like to roll
around in the mud, and I don't.Copy !req
790. That's fair, isn't
it? Now, what -Copy !req
791. Sorry about that, folks.Copy !req
792. She's a very pretty
mental patient.Copy !req
793. No, don't. No, no, no.
Please, don't mind me.Copy !req
794. Just do me a favor
and clear her place.Copy !req
795. Get rid of all evidence of her,
and bring me a big glass of vodka.Copy !req
796. Absolutely.Copy !req
797. - I'm sorry if we disturbed you.
- I'm not disturbed by you.Copy !req
798. My lady friend has a
personality disorder.Copy !req
799. She's just too young for you.Copy !req
800. Ah. Thanks, comrade.Copy !req
801. It's nothing.Copy !req
802. "Too young"? I just got that. You
know how to hurt a guy, don't you?Copy !req
803. - How old are you?
- None of your business.Copy !req
804. I'm sorry. That was rude.Copy !req
805. Would you like to
join me for dinner?Copy !req
806. Are you sure?Copy !req
807. I'd be delighted.Copy !req
808. I hate to eat alone. It's amazing
how often I end up doing just that.Copy !req
809. - Signora Castorini.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
810. - Your minestrone.
- Thanks, Bobo.Copy !req
811. Prego.Copy !req
812. What do you do?Copy !req
813. I'm a professor. I teach
communication at NYU.Copy !req
814. - That woman was a student of yours?
- Sheila? Yeah, she was.Copy !req
815. Is.Copy !req
816. Was.Copy !req
817. Old saying my mother
told me. You want to hear it?Copy !req
818. - Sure.
- Don't shit where you eat.Copy !req
819. Okay, I'll remember that.Copy !req
820. - What do you do?
- I'm a housewife.Copy !req
821. How come you're eating alone?Copy !req
822. I'm not eating alone.Copy !req
823. - May I ask you a question?
- Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
824. Why do men chase women?Copy !req
825. Nerves?Copy !req
826. I think it's because
they fear death.Copy !req
827. Well, maybe.Copy !req
828. Listen, you want to
know why I chase women?Copy !req
829. I find women charming.Copy !req
830. I teach these classes I've
taught for a million years.Copy !req
831. The spontaneity went out
of it for me a long time ago.Copy !req
832. I started out, I was excited about
something, wanted to share it.Copy !req
833. Now it's rote. A
multiplication table.Copy !req
834. Except sometimes -Copy !req
835. Sometimes I'll
be droning along...Copy !req
836. and I'll look up,
and I'll see a fresh...Copy !req
837. beautiful young face.Copy !req
838. And it's all new to her.Copy !req
839. And I'm just this great guy who -
who's brilliant and thinks out loud.Copy !req
840. And when that happens, when I
look out there among those chairsCopy !req
841. and see a young woman's faceCopy !req
842. and see me in her eyes -Copy !req
843. me, the way I always wanted
to be, maybe once was -Copy !req
844. I ask her out for a date.Copy !req
845. It doesn't last long.Copy !req
846. A few weeks. Couple
of precious months.Copy !req
847. Then she catches on that I'm
just this burned-out old gas bag...Copy !req
848. and she's as fresh and brightCopy !req
849. and full of promise as
moonlight in a martini.Copy !req
850. And at that moment, she stands up
and throws a glass of water in my faceCopy !req
851. or some action to that effect.Copy !req
852. What you don't know
about women is a lot.Copy !req
853. Well, that's not what I hear.Copy !req
854. - What would you like?
- Two white wines.Copy !req
855. Yes, sir.Copy !req
856. Yes, I'd like two
glasses of champagne.Copy !req
857. Canadian Club and ginger ale
and Dubonnet on the rocks, please.Copy !req
858. - What's that?
- This was done by Marc Chagall,Copy !req
859. and as you can see, he
was a very great artist.Copy !req
860. - It's kind of gaudy.
- He was having some fun.Copy !req
861. They get some turnout
for this stuff, huh?Copy !req
862. It's the best thing there is.Copy !req
863. You know, I like parts of it,
but I just don't really get it.Copy !req
864. You haven't once
said you like my dress.Copy !req
865. I like your dress.Copy !req
866. It's very bright.Copy !req
867. Will you hold this? Thanks.Copy !req
868. - May I walk with you a ways?
- Sure.Copy !req
869. Thanks.Copy !req
870. - Do you live far from here?
- Just up there.Copy !req
871. Piano. Tutti piano.Copy !req
872. Andiamo.Copy !req
873. Ah! Che bella luna.Copy !req
874. Andiamo a vedere la luna.Copy !req
875. Ecco, ecco.Copy !req
876. Andiamo vedere la luna.Copy !req
877. Piano.Copy !req
878. Non tirare! Piano.Copy !req
879. Eh! Piano, piano!Copy !req
880. Andiamo, andiamo.Copy !req
881. - You knew that man?
- Yeah.Copy !req
882. That was so awful.Copy !req
883. - Awful?
- Beautiful. Sad.Copy !req
884. - She died.
- Yes.Copy !req
885. I couldn't believe it. I didn't
think she was gonna die.Copy !req
886. - I knew she was sick,
but —She had TB.Copy !req
887. I know. I mean, she was
coughing her brains out, right?Copy !req
888. And still she had
to keep singing.Copy !req
889. What shall we do now?Copy !req
890. Pop?Copy !req
891. Pop, what are you doing here?Copy !req
892. Wait for me by the doors, Mona.Copy !req
893. - "Mona"?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
894. - What did you do to your hair?
- I had it done.Copy !req
895. - What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
896. - Who's that guy? You're engaged.
- And you're married.Copy !req
897. You're my daughter. I won't
have you act like a puttana.Copy !req
898. - And you're my father, okay?
- All right.Copy !req
899. - I didn't see you here.
- I don't know if I saw you here, or what.Copy !req
900. Let's get out of here.
I'll buy you a drink.Copy !req
901. That woman was
not my mother, okay?Copy !req
902. That's my house.Copy !req
903. - You mean the whole house?
- Yes.Copy !req
904. My God! It's a mansion.Copy !req
905. It's a house.Copy !req
906. I live in a one-bedroom
apartment.Copy !req
907. - What exactly does your husband do?
- He's a plumber.Copy !req
908. Well, that explains it.Copy !req
909. Temperature's dropping.Copy !req
910. - I guess you can't invite me in.
- No.Copy !req
911. People home.Copy !req
912. No, I think the house is empty.Copy !req
913. I can't invite you in
because I'm married,Copy !req
914. because I know who I am.Copy !req
915. - You're shivering.
- I'm a little cold.Copy !req
916. You're a little boy,
and you like to be bad.Copy !req
917. We could go to my apartment. You
could see how the other half lives.Copy !req
918. I'm too old for you.Copy !req
919. I'm too old for me.
That's my predicament.Copy !req
920. Good night.Copy !req
921. Good night. Can I kiss
you on the cheek too?Copy !req
922. Sure.Copy !req
923. I'm freezing.Copy !req
924. Good night.Copy !req
925. Good night.Copy !req
926. Anything else, folks?Copy !req
927. - Loretta?
- No.Copy !req
928. I think that's it, Al.Copy !req
929. - See you, Al.
- See you, Carmine.Copy !req
930. - What do you want to do now?
- I want to go home.Copy !req
931. - Good night, Al.
- Take it easy, Ronny.Copy !req
932. God, it's cold.Copy !req
933. It smells like snow.Copy !req
934. You know, my mother guessed
that my father was seeing somebody.Copy !req
935. That Mona. I mean, she's
some piece of cheap goods.Copy !req
936. Who am I to talk?Copy !req
937. - What's the matter?
- How can you ask me that?Copy !req
938. - You're making me feel guilty.
- You are guilty. I'm guilty.Copy !req
939. Of what? Only God can
point the finger, Loretta.Copy !req
940. - Yeah, well, I know what I know.
- And what do you know?Copy !req
941. Okay, you tell me my
life. I'll tell you yours.Copy !req
942. I'm a wolf?Copy !req
943. You run to the wolf in me.
That don't make you no lamb.Copy !req
944. You're gonna marry my brother.Copy !req
945. Why do you wanna
sell your life short?Copy !req
946. Playing it safe is just about the most
dangerous thing a woman like you could do.Copy !req
947. I mean, you waited for
the right man the first time.Copy !req
948. Why didn't you wait
for the right man again?Copy !req
949. - Because he didn't come.
- I'm here.Copy !req
950. You're late.Copy !req
951. - This is your place.
- That's right.Copy !req
952. - So this is where we were going.
- Yeah.Copy !req
953. You know, we had a deal.Copy !req
954. You told me if I came with you to the
opera, then you'd leave me alone forever.Copy !req
955. And I came with you.Copy !req
956. I'm gonna marry your brother, and
you're gonna leave me alone forever, right?Copy !req
957. A person can see where
they've messed up in their life,Copy !req
958. and they can change the way they do
things and they can even change their luck.Copy !req
959. So maybe my nature does draw me to
you. That don't mean I have to go with it.Copy !req
960. I can take hold of myself, and
I can say yes to some thingsCopy !req
961. and no to other things that
are gonna ruin everything.Copy !req
962. I can do that.Copy !req
963. Otherwise, you know, what -Copy !req
964. What good is this stupid
life that God gave us?Copy !req
965. I mean, for what?Copy !req
966. - Are you listening to me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
967. Everything seems
like nothing to me now.Copy !req
968. I guess I want you in my bed.Copy !req
969. I don't care if I burn in hell.Copy !req
970. I don't care if
you burn in hell.Copy !req
971. The past and the future
is a joke to me now.Copy !req
972. I see that they're nothing.
I see they ain't here.Copy !req
973. The only thing that's here...Copy !req
974. is you and me.Copy !req
975. - I want to go home.
- No.Copy !req
976. - I'm gonna go home.
- No!Copy !req
977. - I'm freezing to death.
- Come upstairs.Copy !req
978. I don't care why you come.Copy !req
979. No, that's not what I mean.Copy !req
980. Loretta, I love you.Copy !req
981. Not like they told you love is.Copy !req
982. And I didn't know this either,
but love don't make things nice.Copy !req
983. It ruins everything.
It breaks your heart.Copy !req
984. It makes things a mess. We
aren't here to make things perfect.Copy !req
985. - The snowflakes are perfect.
- Oh.Copy !req
986. The stars are perfect.Copy !req
987. Not us. Not us.Copy !req
988. We are here to ruin ourselvesCopy !req
989. and - and to break our heartsCopy !req
990. and love the wrong
people and - and die.Copy !req
991. I mean, the
storybooks are bullshit!Copy !req
992. Now, I want you to come upstairs
with me and - and get in my bed!Copy !req
993. Come on.Copy !req
994. Come on.Copy !req
995. Come on.Copy !req
996. Watch it, bud.Copy !req
997. Nineteen Cranberry
Street, Brooklyn.Copy !req
998. You got it.Copy !req
999. Hold it!Copy !req
1000. - How much?
- Twenty-five.Copy !req
1001. - Twenty-five dollars?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1002. Hold it.Copy !req
1003. - Hi. I'm sorry to call so late.
- Moving in?Copy !req
1004. No. I came right
from the airport.Copy !req
1005. Come on in.Copy !req
1006. Uh, can you wake up
Loretta? I need to talk to her.Copy !req
1007. She's not home yet. Take off your
coat and come in the living room.Copy !req
1008. I'll make you a drink.Copy !req
1009. I want to talk to you.Copy !req
1010. Thank you. Where is she?Copy !req
1011. Out. I don't know where.Copy !req
1012. So, what are you doing here?Copy !req
1013. You're supposed
to be in Palermo.Copy !req
1014. That's what I came to tell
Loretta. There's been a miracle.Copy !req
1015. A miracle? Well, that's news.Copy !req
1016. My mother's recovered!Copy !req
1017. - You're kidding.
- No, no.Copy !req
1018. The breath almost totally left her
body. She was as white as snow.Copy !req
1019. And then she completely
pulled back from deathCopy !req
1020. and stood upCopy !req
1021. and put on her clothesCopy !req
1022. and began to cook for
everyone in the house -Copy !req
1023. the mourners and me and herself.Copy !req
1024. She ate a meal that
could choke a pig.Copy !req
1025. - That's incredible.
- Yes.Copy !req
1026. Hi, Pop.Copy !req
1027. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1028. Is he all right?Copy !req
1029. My, uh, father-in-law's got
this wrong idea in his head.Copy !req
1030. Listen, Johnny,Copy !req
1031. there's a question
I want to ask.Copy !req
1032. I want you to tell me
the truth, if you can.Copy !req
1033. Why do men chase women?Copy !req
1034. Well -Copy !req
1035. There's the Bible story.Copy !req
1036. God -Copy !req
1037. God took a rib from
Adam and made Eve.Copy !req
1038. Now, maybe men chase
women to get the rib back.Copy !req
1039. When God took the rib,Copy !req
1040. he left a big hole there,Copy !req
1041. a place where there
used to be something.Copy !req
1042. And the women have that.Copy !req
1043. Now maybe...Copy !req
1044. just maybe, a man
isn't complete as a manCopy !req
1045. without a woman.Copy !req
1046. Why would a man need
more than one woman?Copy !req
1047. I don't know.Copy !req
1048. Maybe because he fears death.Copy !req
1049. That's it. That's the reason.Copy !req
1050. - I don't know!
- No.Copy !req
1051. That's it. No. Thank you.Copy !req
1052. Thank you for
answering my question.Copy !req
1053. Hi.Copy !req
1054. Hello, Mr. Castorini.Copy !req
1055. Oh. Hi.Copy !req
1056. Where you been?Copy !req
1057. I don't know, Rose. I
don't know where I've been,Copy !req
1058. and I don't know where
I'm going, all right?Copy !req
1059. You should have your eyes
opened for you, my friend.Copy !req
1060. - I have my eyes open.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1061. Well, stick around.
Don't go on any long trips.Copy !req
1062. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
1063. I know you don't. That's
the point. I'll say no more.Copy !req
1064. You haven't said anything.Copy !req
1065. And that's all I'm saying.Copy !req
1066. - Cosmo.
- What?Copy !req
1067. I just want you to know,
no matter what you do,Copy !req
1068. you're gonna die just
like everybody else.Copy !req
1069. - Thank you, Rose.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1070. I'm going to bed now.Copy !req
1071. - I'm going.
- Good.Copy !req
1072. He doesn't like you, but thank
you for answering my question.Copy !req
1073. - You don't know where Loretta is?
- No. No idea.Copy !req
1074. Mrs. Castorini, will you tell Loretta
that I'll come by in the morning?Copy !req
1075. - We - We need to talk.
- Okay, I'll tell her. Okay.Copy !req
1076. Thank you.Copy !req
1077. Watch it. The house.Copy !req
1078. - What the hell happened to you?
- I really don't know where to start.Copy !req
1079. - Your hair's different.
- Ma, everything is different.Copy !req
1080. - Are you drunk?
- No, are you drunk?Copy !req
1081. No, but I have a hangover.Copy !req
1082. - Where's Pop?
- Upstairs.Copy !req
1083. Johnny Cammareri
showed up last night.Copy !req
1084. What? He's in Sicily.Copy !req
1085. - No more he's not.
- He's with his dying mother in Sicily.Copy !req
1086. - She recovered.
- She was dying.Copy !req
1087. - It was a miracle.
- A miracle?Copy !req
1088. This is modern times. There ain't
supposed to be miracles no more.Copy !req
1089. I guess it ain't
modern times in Sicily.Copy !req
1090. He came right from the
airport. He wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
1091. You got a love
bite on your neck.Copy !req
1092. He's coming back this morning.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
1093. Your life's going
down the toilet!Copy !req
1094. Cover up that damn thing!
Put some makeup on it!Copy !req
1095. All right, all right! Ma, okay,
fine! But you got to help me!Copy !req
1096. Hurry up!Copy !req
1097. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1098. You get it.Copy !req
1099. Answer the door!Copy !req
1100. - Mother?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
1101. Hi. Is Loretta home?Copy !req
1102. Come on in.Copy !req
1103. It's not Johnny!Copy !req
1104. Ronny!Copy !req
1105. - Is Johnny here?
- No, but he's coming.Copy !req
1106. Good. We can get
this out on the table.Copy !req
1107. Hi. I'm Ronny, Johnny's brother.Copy !req
1108. I'm Rose Castorini.Copy !req
1109. - It's nice to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
1110. Got a love bite on your neck.Copy !req
1111. - Your mother's recovered from death.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
1112. We're not close. I'm
not really moved, but -Copy !req
1113. You gotta get outta here.Copy !req
1114. - I'm here to meet the family.
- No, really, you gotta get outta here.Copy !req
1115. Anyone want some oatmeal?Copy !req
1116. - No, Ma.
- Yes, Mrs. Castorini.Copy !req
1117. - I would love some oatmeal.
- No, we don't want any oatmeal!Copy !req
1118. - Take your coat off. Sit down.
- Ma! What? This is a -Copy !req
1119. Thanks, Ma.Copy !req
1120. - You're welcome.
- Hi.Copy !req
1121. Hi.Copy !req
1122. Cosmo, this is Ronny,
Johnny's brother.Copy !req
1123. It's very good to meet
you, Mr. Castorini.Copy !req
1124. I have a feeling this is
going to be just delicious.Copy !req
1125. - You're Johnny's brother?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1126. Don't look at me
like that, okay?Copy !req
1127. Hi, Pop.Copy !req
1128. Buongiorno.Copy !req
1129. What's the matter, Pop?Copy !req
1130. I am old.Copy !req
1131. The old are not wanted.Copy !req
1132. And if they say it,
they have no weight.Copy !req
1133. But, my son, I must speak.Copy !req
1134. You must pay for the
wedding of your only daughter.Copy !req
1135. You break your
house through pride.Copy !req
1136. There. I've said it.Copy !req
1137. It's okay, Pop.Copy !req
1138. If she gets married, I'll
pay for the whole thing.Copy !req
1139. Bravo. Bravo.Copy !req
1140. Adesso, parla giusto. Bravo.Copy !req
1141. Now you're talking. Bravo.Copy !req
1142. Parlato bene. Ha
fatto bene. Bravo.Copy !req
1143. Let's eat.Copy !req
1144. Have I been a good wife?Copy !req
1145. Yeah.Copy !req
1146. I want you to stop seeing her.Copy !req
1147. Okay.Copy !req
1148. And go to confession.Copy !req
1149. A man understands one day
that his life is built on nothing...Copy !req
1150. and that's a bad, crazy day.Copy !req
1151. Your life is not
built on nothing.Copy !req
1152. Ti amo.Copy !req
1153. Anch'io tiamo.Copy !req
1154. It's Johnny. I'll get it.Copy !req
1155. - I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it.Copy !req
1156. - I think I should tell him.
- I'll tell him.Copy !req
1157. What am I gonna tell him?Copy !req
1158. Tell him the truth, Loretta.
They find out anyway.Copy !req
1159. You're right, Pop.Copy !req
1160. Ti amo, mio piccolo angelo.Copy !req
1161. - Hi, Loretta.
- Hi.Copy !req
1162. - Hi, Loretta.
- Hi.Copy !req
1163. Why aren't you two at the store?Copy !req
1164. Do you have something
you want to tell us, honey?Copy !req
1165. No.Copy !req
1166. We've just come from the bank.Copy !req
1167. Yeah?Copy !req
1168. Oh, my God! The bank! I
forgot to make the deposit!Copy !req
1169. - Oh, she's got it! Oh, my God!
- I knew she had it!Copy !req
1170. - Oh, we didn't know what to think.
- I forgot!Copy !req
1171. It was so weird yesterday.Copy !req
1172. And then we went to the
bank this morning, and no bag.Copy !req
1173. - We never suspected you.
- Would anyone like some coffee?Copy !req
1174. - Yes, coffee.
- That's a good idea.Copy !req
1175. - What's with this "suspected"?
- I'll tell you later.Copy !req
1176. - I forgot to make their deposit.
- Here, sit down. Have some coffee.Copy !req
1177. - So, what are we doing?
- Waiting for Johnny Cammareri.Copy !req
1178. My name's Ronny.Copy !req
1179. Johnny's brother.Copy !req
1180. Oh. Nice to meet you.
I'm Rita Cappomaggi.Copy !req
1181. - Hi.
- Raymond Cappomaggi, Rose's brother.Copy !req
1182. Hi.Copy !req
1183. Someone tell a joke.Copy !req
1184. I'll get it.Copy !req
1185. I thought Johnny was in Palermo.Copy !req
1186. It's Johnny Cammareri.Copy !req
1187. Loretta?Copy !req
1188. Ronny.Copy !req
1189. - Have you come to make peace with me?
- Yes.Copy !req
1190. But...Copy !req
1191. - you may not want to.
- Ronny, of course I want to.Copy !req
1192. But, Johnny, your mother was
dying. How did she recover?Copy !req
1193. I told my mother we were to be
married, and she got well right away.Copy !req
1194. - I'm sure she did.
- It was a miracle.Copy !req
1195. - Oh. Thank God.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1196. Johnny, I have something
that I have to tell you.Copy !req
1197. And I have something to tell
you, but I must talk to you alone.Copy !req
1198. No. I need my family
around me now.Copy !req
1199. Loretta...Copy !req
1200. I can't marry you.Copy !req
1201. - What?
- If I marry you, my mother will die.Copy !req
1202. What the hell are you
talking about? We're engaged.Copy !req
1203. - Loretta, what are you talking about?
- I'm talking about a promise. He proposed!Copy !req
1204. Because my mother was
dying, and now she's not!Copy !req
1205. Oh, Johnny, you're 42 years
old. She's still running your life.Copy !req
1206. And you are a son who
doesn't love his mother!Copy !req
1207. You are a big liar, okay?
Because I have a ring right here.Copy !req
1208. I must ask for that back.Copy !req
1209. You know - All right,
the engagement is off.Copy !req
1210. In time, you will see
this is the best thing.Copy !req
1211. In time you'll drop dead, and I'll
come to your funeral in a red dress!Copy !req
1212. - Loretta?
- What?Copy !req
1213. - Will you marry me?
- What?Copy !req
1214. Where's the ring?Copy !req
1215. Johnny...Copy !req
1216. can I borrow that ring?Copy !req
1217. Thanks.Copy !req
1218. Loretta Castorini...Copy !req
1219. will you marry me?Copy !req
1220. Yes, Ronny. In front of all
these people, I'll marry you.Copy !req
1221. - Do you love him, Loretta?
- Ma, I love him awful.Copy !req
1222. Oh, God, that's too bad.Copy !req
1223. She loves me.Copy !req
1224. What's the matter, Pop?Copy !req
1225. I'm confused.Copy !req
1226. To Loretta and Ronny!Copy !req
1227. All right, Rose. Come
on. There we are.Copy !req
1228. Thank you, thank you. Come on.Copy !req
1229. - Watch your sugar.
- Come on, Raymond.Copy !req
1230. Bevi. Come, come.Copy !req
1231. - Your brother is here, and
you're —No, I don't want any.Copy !req
1232. You are the part of the family.
Don't you realize? Come on, bevi.Copy !req
1233. Andiamo. Prego!Copy !req
1234. Everybody, come
on. Glass in hand.Copy !req
1235. - Alla famiglia, eh?
- Alla famiglia.Copy !req
1236. - Ti amo.
- Ti amo.Copy !req
1237. To family!Copy !req
1238. To family!Copy !req
1239. To Ronny and Loretta!Copy !req
1240. To Ronny and Loretta!Copy !req
1241. Alla famiglia. Salute, eh?Copy !req