1. Written by William Shakespeare.
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2. Here, ho!
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3. Hold!
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4. What's he that goes there?
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5. I am Robert Shallow, sir,
a poor esquire of this country.
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6. Duke of Norfolk!
Archbishop of York!
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7. Most royal imp of fame!
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8. - The young prince hath misled me!
- 'Tis so.
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9. And he my dog.
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10. Helter-skelter have I rode to thee.
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11. Never so few,
and never yet more need.
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12. Is your master here in London?
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13. - On two leathern jerkins?
- Yea.
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14. A good wit will make use
of any thing.
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15. - What!
- You'll crack a quart together, ha!
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16. I have speeded hither with the
very extremest inch of possibility.
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17. Through Gloucestershire...
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18. - Where have you been this while?
- We steal upon them.
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19. In London? That can hardly be.
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20. - What's this?
- 'Tis Gaultree Forest.
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21. As far as France,
I heard a bird so sing,
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22. or it will seek me
in another place.
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23. Nay, they will be kin to us.
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24. How now!
Rain within doors and none abroad?
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25. Not so, my lord.
Albeit I could tell thee.
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26. - I cannot well perceive how.
- Hold hook and line, say I.
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27. Very hardly upon such a subject.
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28. For in every thing,
the purpose must weigh with the folly.
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29. Can a weak empty vessel bear
such a huge full hogshead?
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30. 'Tis no matter.
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31. Tell thou the Earl that the
Lord Bardolph doth attend him here.
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32. That light and weightless down
perforce must move,
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33. her feathers turn back
in any show of resistance.
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34. I beseech you!
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35. - Is't not so?
- By my troth, I care not!
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36. A' shall answer it.
Some pigeons, Davy.
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37. A couple of short-legged hens.
But in new silk and old sack.
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38. - 'Tis with my mind.
- 'Tis so, indeed.
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39. What said Master Dombledon about the
satin for my short cloak and slops?
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40. That makes a still-stand,
running neither way,
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41. which cannot go but
thirty mile a-day.
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42. That he should draw
his several strengths together!
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43. Now, sir, a new link to the bucket
must need be had.
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44. Like a rib of steel,
to make strength stronger.
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45. - Hanging on Hotspur's neck?
- Yea.
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46. O, give me the spare men!
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47. Seven groats.
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48. - Here I yield him.
- Seven groats.
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49. - Not that I am dead!
- What's this?
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50. - Here's four Harry ten shillings.
- Not that I am dead!
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51. - Though that be sick, it dies not.
- Why, he is dead.
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52. - No, no, my lord!
- Not so.
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53. - He cannot long hold out.
- Better than I was!
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54. The apoplexy will certain be his end.
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55. Is this proceeding just and honourable?
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56. - I had as lief be hanged as go!
- What a maidenly man-at-arms!
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57. - I confess, I cannot help.
- I am well.
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58. - For my old dame's sake.
- I cannot.
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59. You can do it, sir. He is retired.
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60. I must a dozen mile to-night.
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61. - When, I pray you, sir?
- O' Thursday.
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62. - Ho! Who knocks?
- By cock and pie, you shall not.
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63. - Not able to invent anything?
- Happy am I!
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64. - I thank thee with all my heart.
- O' Thursday.
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65. - Who's here?
- Falstaff's men, as I think.
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66. - How now?
- Bunches of keys at their girdles.
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67. - Old Mistress!
- Fellow!
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68. Give me pardon, sir.
What's he that goes there?
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69. - Two and twenty.
- What's this?
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70. I am only old
in judgment and understanding.
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71. - Doth any name particular belong?
- My name is Colevile.
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72. - I never knew.
- Did not care.
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73. You must excuse me.
God forbid, sir, but...
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74. I will not excuse you,
you shall not be excused.
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75. - I am the King's poor cousin, sir.
- My king! My Jove!
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76. How is this derived?
In deeds dishonourable.
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77. Ever in the rearward
of the fashion,
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78. when means
and lavish manners meet together.
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79. - If I have any vantage of ground...
- Look about, Davy.
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80. - How doth the good knight?
- May I ask how my lady doth?
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81. I am the king's poor cousin.
Who keeps the gate here, ho?
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82. - Which king?
- Of England.
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83. - What pagan may that be?
- Such kin as the parish heifers.
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84. I would be sorry, my lord,
but it should be thus, I never knew.
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85. Now the Lord lighten thee!
Thou art a great fool.
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86. How ill it follows,
after you have laboured so hard...
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87. - As if there were nothing else.
- I speak the truth.
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88. I beseech you, stand to me.
Who keeps the gate here, ho?
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89. Honest Ned, none.
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90. - Under which king?
- None, Ned, none.
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91. What?
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92. We are a body strong enough
to equal with the king.
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93. Call we our high court
of parliament.
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94. And let us choose
such limbs of noble counsel
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95. at Clement's Inn,
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96. by my learned counsel
in the laws of this land-service.
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97. - A two-fold operation...
- Be quiet!
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98. - For God's sake, be quiet!
- Up, vanity! Down, royal state!
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99. - Why, there spoke a king.
- A foutre for thine office!
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100. - It not belongs to you.
- How comes that?
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101. The butcher's wife,
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102. neither in gold nor silver,
but in vile apparel,
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103. whose bosom burns,
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104. to us the imagined voice
of God himself
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105. that I am
a proper fellow of my hands.
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106. Then plain and right
must my possession be.
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107. A poor whore's ruff
in a bawdy-house
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108. is no excuse.
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109. With well-appointed powers,
he is a man who with double surety binds,
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110. and it proceeds from policy,
not love.
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111. Be quiet!
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112. Doth this become your place,
your time and business
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113. - because you have been so lewd?
- Be quiet!
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114. And then imagine me
taking your part,
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115. and never live
to show the incredulous world!
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116. For God's sake,
be quiet! Be quiet!
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117. See now, whether entire cowardice
doth not make thee wrong.
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118. Be quiet!
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119. Good people,
bring a rescue or two!
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120. - Thou bastardly rogue!
- Dost thou hear?
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121. Thou see'st with peril
I have answered.
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122. The thewes, the stature, bulk,
and big assemblance of a man!
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123. I am Robert Shallow,
a poor esquire of this county.
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124. I would have you served with the best
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125. to be a cold soldier.
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126. What say thou to it?
Wilt thou? Wilt thou?
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127. I could be sad,
and sad indeed too.
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128. - Follow no further now.
- What's this?
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129. Follow no further now.
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130. I will not use many words with you.
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131. Death is certain.
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132. Go to, stand aside!
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133. I will bar no honest man.
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134. Very well!
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135. - Do ye yield, sir?
- 'Tah', would a' say.
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136. - He you not hurt I' the groin?
- No, I warrant you.
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137. - A' made a thrust at your belly.
- By my troth, I care not.
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138. - You lie!
- Come, you she knight-errant!
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139. I came, saw, and overcame!
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140. O God, that right should thus overcome...
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141. - Come, you rascal.
- Wo't ta?
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142. I will have you!
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143. Let that suffice,
most forcible Feeble.
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144. I weary thee?
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145. O foolish youth! And dead almost.
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146. - It is often so, indeed.
- Look you!
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147. It never yet did hurt.
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148. - Hold!
- Bullcalf!
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149. Would not this nave of a wheel
have his ears cut off?
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150. Come, I charge you both!
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151. - Thou wo't, wo't ta?
- Come here, Pistol!
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152. - What tell you me of it?
- A man can die but once!
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153. You'll be a fool still.
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154. He saw me, and yielded,
that I may justly say!
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155. Come, you thin thing!
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156. I'll tell you what. Let us withdraw.
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157. Follow me, Ned.
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158. How swiftly
will this Feeble run off!
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159. Come, you rogue, come,
bring me to a justice.
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160. I'll tickle your catastrophe!
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161. London. A street.
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162. Here's Wart!
See her damned!
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163. See her damned! Here's Wart!
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164. Let the fiend give fire!
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165. - Is she of the wicked?
- She is pistol proof, sir.
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166. Come hither, hostess.
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167. There's none such here.
There's none such here.
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168. But in vile apparel.
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169. - Your son did thus and thus.
- Not so, my lord.
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170. He gave it like a rude prince.
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171. - Well, be honest.
- That I may justly say.
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172. - That errant malmsey-nose?
- His hat, but he hath forgot that.
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173. - Didst thou?
- No, no!
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174. In some respects.
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175. She comes blubbered.
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176. What accites your most
worshipful thought to think so?
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177. A beard grow in the palm of my hand.
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178. How do you now?
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179. Better than I was, hem!
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180. Let the fiend give fire!
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181. Be quiet! Be quiet!
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182. The answer is as ready
as a borrower's cap.
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183. - What say you to it?
- It never yet did hurt.
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184. What tell you me of it?
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185. Tortures vile!
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186. Whose zeal burns in his nose,
of the wicked?
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187. - More rushes!
- Boots!
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188. The reason?
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189. - Because you have been so lewd?
- Well said!
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190. - How do you now?
- You make fat rascals.
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191. Marry, not in ashes and sackcloth?
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192. O Lord, ay!
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193. Doth it turn
and ebb back to the sea?
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194. - No, not so.
- Throw the quean in the channel!
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195. Doth nothing but roast malt-worms?
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196. - Cakes!
- Apple-johns?
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197. - Small beer?
- Gravy, gravy, gravy!
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198. - Mouldy stewed prunes!
- Dining-chambers!
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199. - Metal.
- A Barbary hen.
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200. 'Tis so.
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201. And so,
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202. if her feathers turn back,
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203. she must be old.
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204. Therefore...
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205. Scullion!
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206. - A Barbary hen!
- A Barbary hen!
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207. The purpose must weigh with the folly.
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208. Let the fiend give fire!
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209. Take them away!
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210. Away, you scullion!
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211. Be it as it is.
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212. I have long dream'd of such
a kind of man, so surfeit-swell'd.
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213. I am the king's poor cousin, sir.
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214. My most royal liege!
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215. Will it please your grace
to go along with us
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216. and commit the oldest sins?
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217. O pardon me, my liege!
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218. - What's your name, sir?
- Master Bardolph.
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219. And dub me knight, Samingo,
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220. Esquire of this county.
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221. Simon Shadow!
Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown.
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222. We've a number of shadows
to fill up the muster-book.
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223. Ralph Mouldy.
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224. Thomas Wart.
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225. I commend you well.
Francis Feeble,
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226. as valiant as the wrathful dove,
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227. or most magnanimous mouse,
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228. washing with kindly tears
his gentle cheeks.
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229. O, give me always a little,
lean, old, chapt, bald shot.
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230. Stopping my greedy ear
with their bold deeds,
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231. through the chamber where we stay'd.
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232. Your likeliest men.
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233. And I myself know well how
troublesome it say upon my head.
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234. It is a wonderful thing to see.
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235. Teacheth, this prostrate
and exterior bending.
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236. - Yea, my lord.
- But look!
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237. - Warwick!
- Warwick!
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238. But that's no marvel.
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239. By my troth,
welcome to London.
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240. Let us take any man's horses!
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241. These six dry,
round, old, withered knights
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242. and lusty lads
roam here and there so merrily.
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243. We shall do nothing but eat,
and make good cheer.
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244. These six dry,
round, old, withered knights.
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245. Thou dost give me flattering busses.
Not worth a gooseberry.
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246. For my voice, I have lost it
with halloing and singing.
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247. In England the most valiant.
Quick, forgetive.
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248. Put on leathern jerkins and aprons
and wait upon him at his table.
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249. Be it thy course to busy giddy minds.
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250. I stand the push of your one thing.
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251. Let that suffice. Let us sway on.
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252. - For these foolish officers.
- Right.
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253. Davy, Davy.
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254. Most royal imp of fame!
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255. Hang him, swaggering rascal!
I cannot abide swaggerers.
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256. - You must excuse me.
- You shall not be excused.
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257. I have borne, and borne,
and have been fubbed off,
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258. and fubbed off.
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259. - Wherefore blush you now?
- I spied his eyes.
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260. Peace, good Doll!
Do not speak like a death's-head.
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261. - Will you not!
- Yes, sir.
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262. Humphrey, my son of Gloucester,
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263. there's a tester for thee,
let the end try the man.
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264. - It will be an excellent stratagem.
- It is good, yea, indeed it is.
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265. There 'tis, boy.
A parcel-gilt goblet.
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266. Learn this, Thomas,
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267. see if thou
canst find out Sneak's noise.
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268. But to the purpose
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269. and so to the venture.
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270. - God's blessing of your good heart!
- And praise God for the merry year!
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271. Hold!
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272. Good morrow!
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273. Hie thee! Who, he?
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274. A good-limbed fellow,
young, strong, and of good friends.
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275. Who keeps the gate here, ho?
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276. Who keeps the gate here?
Good Master Fang.
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277. Go, pluck him by the elbow,
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278. upon the power
and puissance of the king.
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279. If without him
we be thought too feeble
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280. England shall give him office,
honour, might.
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281. I thank your pretty sweet wit for it.
But look you pray.
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282. He may keep his own.
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283. - What's this?
- Thy peach-coloured ones!
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284. You mistake me, sir.
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285. 'Tis very true.
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286. If I do feign.
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287. How might we see?
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288. You shall not!
Thou art a very ragged wart.
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289. I know not your breeding.
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290. From every region, apes of idleness!
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291. - What tell you me of it?
- About thy business, Davy!
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292. Shall we go draw our numbers
and set on?
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293. So, so, thou common dog!
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294. Away, you mouldy rogue, away!
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295. I charge you with a cup of sack!
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296. You whoreson,
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297. chops.
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298. - This is a poor mad soul.
- Thou must not be in this humour...
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299. I cannot endure such a fustian rascal,
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300. thou whoreson little tidy
Bartholomew boar-pig!
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301. I kiss thy neaf!
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302. Thy mother's son,
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303. and thy father's shadow!
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304. There are other men fitter?
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305. Away! Or I will ride thee
o' nights like the mare.
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306. Fie! What man of good temper would
endure this tempest of exclamation?
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307. If you be not swinged, I'll...
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308. Jesu!
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309. Right!
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310. Go forth!
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311. Run! Run!
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312. Hang him, baboon!
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313. Comfort, your majesty.
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314. - What?
- Like a horse.
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315. Let me see.
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316. Instruct us, boy, what dream, boy?
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317. The prince and Master Poins anon,
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318. will put on two of ourjerkins and aprons,
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319. one power against the French.
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320. He leaves his back unarm'd.
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321. Who should lead his force hither?
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322. King Henry IV in his nightgown,
with a Page.
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323. Sit down and...
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324. Come on, I'll tell thee what...
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325. Fly from the field!
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326. - Learn this, Thomas. Take note.
- Look to't!
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327. Hope gives not so much warrant
as despair.
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328. The French and Welsh
baying him at the heels.
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329. Every minute now should be
the father of some stratagem
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330. if God doth give successful end
to this debate that bleedeth.
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331. And so, with great imagination,
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332. better satisfied how
in our means we should advance.
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333. This is the news at full.
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334. Poins!
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335. Another part of the forest.
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336. Each hurries toward his home
and sporting-place.
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337. Came spurring hard a gentleman,
almost forspent with speed,
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338. puffed up with this retinue.
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339. Bravely is to come halting off,
you know.
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340. O wondrous him!
O miracle of men!
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341. Turning the word to sword
and life to death.
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342. Gravy, gravy, gravy.
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343. Then, let grievous,
ghastly, gaping wounds.
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344. Would not this nave of a wheel
have his ears cut off?
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345. To come off the breach
with his pike bent bravely.
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346. And to surgery bravely.
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347. His flesh was capable of wounds,
his pike bent, his ears cut off.
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348. His poorjade up to the rowel-head,
his poll clawed...
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349. Less noise, less noise!
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350. Look about, Davy.
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351. Thus have you heard our cause
and known our means.
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352. Is't such a matter
to get a pottle-pot's maidenhead?
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353. What's he that goes there?
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354. A most furious knight
and valorous enemy...
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355. Be quiet! None, my lord.
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356. - I am passing light in spirit.
- What say you to it?
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357. To sword and...
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358. Be quiet!
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359. Nothing without sack.
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360. To borrow a mess of vinegar.
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361. That can hardly be!
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362. I am a true knight.
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363. - At the round table?
- 'Tis so.
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364. - I banish thee, on pain of death.
- Is't so?
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365. - I cannot think.
- What think you?
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366. - Murder.
- Let them go.
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367. Be quiet! And now thou!
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368. Draw, Bardolph,
cut me off the villain's head!
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369. - Hang yourself!
- Yea, for my sake!
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370. - His tongue sounds ever after.
- You take not the heat.
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371. - What's this?
- Thou disgorge.
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372. You have drunk too much canaries.
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373. - Because you have been so lewd.
- Let's drink together friendly.
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374. Quoit him down.
Then feed, and be fat.
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375. - Not that.
- O' mine honour, no abuse.
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376. - Let's beat him before his whore.
- Yea!
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377. - The rascal's gone.
- Fled from me like quicksilver.
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378. Retreat is made and execution stay'd.
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379. Hurries toward his home.
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380. You mistake me, sir.
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381. And for a retreat, how swiftly will
this Feeble, the woman's tailor, run!
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382. - Of those that turn'd their backs.
- Not so!
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383. And in his flight, stumbling in fear.
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384. - No, no, no, not so.
- He leaves his back unarm'd.
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385. - You lie!
- Furious knight and valorous enemy.
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386. O never!
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387. The wet sea-boy in an hour so rude.
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388. Look to the door there!
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389. Look to the door there!
I' good faith!
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390. Hie thee!
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391. Welcome, my tall fellow.
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392. Welcome to London.
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393. The pox pinches?
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394. I would to God
my name were not so terrible.
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395. Let me but bear your love,
I'll bear your cares.
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396. The heavens thee guard and keep?
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397. - What's this?
- The Prince of Wales! Where is he?
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398. Sweet Jack,
have a care of thyself.
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399. - Mouldy! Wart!
- Here, here!
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400. Patch up thine old body for heaven.
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401. By God's liggens, I thank thee.
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402. Away, varlets!
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403. You have here
a goodly dwelling and a rich.
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404. You were called
"lusty Shallow" then?
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405. A gentleman well bred.
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406. By the mass,
I was called any thing.
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407. - Come, come!
- I beseech you!
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408. Where's the roll? Let me see!
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409. My lord, this is a poor mad soul!
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410. Lo, here it sits.
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411. What foolish master
taught you these manners?
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412. I am here, full of heaviness,
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413. so dull, so dead in look,
so woe-begone.
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414. You see, my good wenches,
our thighs pack'd with wax,
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415. our mouths with honey,
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416. there is nobody cares.
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417. That it is a shame.
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418. Sweating with desire,
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419. thinking of nothing else.
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420. How men of merit are sought after.
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421. Come, come, come,
off with your boots!
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422. - The young king is sick for me!
- Nothing but well to thee.
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423. The immortal part needs a physician.
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424. Then happy low, lie down.
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425. Whose mare's dead?
What's the matter?
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426. What trade art thou?
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427. With all appliances and means to boot.
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428. Sweetheart, lie thou there.
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429. Well, God mend him! I pray you.
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430. - Be cool'd.
- There is no need of any such.
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431. Must you be blushing?
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432. - Though that be sick, it dies not.
- I beseech you.
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433. No more of that!
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434. - I will not be your suitor!
- Silence to bed!
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435. No more, nay!
Where's the roll? I saw it!
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436. - There's none such here.
- But these mine eyes saw him!
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437. - I saw it...
- Hie thee.
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438. I am the king's poor cousin, sir.
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439. - You must excuse me.
- Whither away?
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440. Where is the crown?
Lo, here it sits!
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441. No, no, no, not so!
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442. - The fiend!
- What's this?
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443. Is she of the wicked?
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444. She is in hell already,
and burns poor souls.
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445. - 'Tis not ten years gone.
- Canst thou deny it?
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446. Is thine hostess here of the wicked?
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447. God send the wench no worse fortune!
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448. My fear is your displeasure.
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449. Our watch-word was 'Hem boys!'
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450. I am glad of it.
For thy humours, there's not a better.
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451. I have heard better.
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452. Wilt thou make as many holes in battle
as thou hast in a petticoat?
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453. To the purpose!
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454. As to one, it pleases me.
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455. To the purpose!
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456. Is she of the wicked?
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457. God send the wench no worse fortune!
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458. Whether she be damned for that,
I know not.
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459. Answer in the effect of your reputation,
and satisfy this woman.
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460. A foutre!
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461. After you have laboured so hard
you should talk.
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462. - Do this, and fig me.
- Do me, do me.
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463. I pray thee now,
deliver them like a man of this world.
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464. After this cold considerance,
sentence me.
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465. Very well.
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466. - Sir John!
- Ho.
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467. You loiter here too long!
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468. - No, not so!
- Away, you scullion!
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469. - 'Tis so.
- We will lead on to higher fields!
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470. Happy am I!
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471. - I must wait upon my lord here!
- Let me have him to sit under!
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472. - Come, no more words of it.
- I know how to handle you!
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473. Let him not 'scape.
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474. I think we are a body strong enough.
Never so few, never yet more need.
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475. Can a weak empty vessel
bear such a huge, full hogshead?
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476. Cankers!
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477. - You live in great infamy.
- Nay, not so much.
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478. - With danger there.
- But I must go and meet with danger.
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479. - Fears too certain.
- My lord, my humble duty remembered.
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480. - You must away to court, sir.
- Let me have five hundred.
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481. - But the disease is incurable.
- Puff!
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482. Not so.
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483. Westmoreland and Stafford fled the field.
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484. But the gout galls the one,
and the pox pinches the other.
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485. The Archbishop
and the Earl of Northumberland,
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486. scarcely off a mile,
with youthful wings is flown.
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487. But that the tennis-court-keeper
knows better.
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488. And more and less
do flock to follow him.
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489. If like an ill venture
it come unluckily home...
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490. To the purpose!
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491. Our humble author
will continue the story,
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492. in which you, father,
shall have foremost hand,
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493. I heard a bird so sing,
whose music, to my thinking...
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494. This man's brow
foretells the nature of a tragic volume?
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495. Where sups he?
Doth the old boar feed in the old frank?
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496. He holds his place.
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497. A place deep enough.
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498. And lusty lads roam here and there?
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499. For, lo! Within a ken,
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500. lies the head that wears a crown,
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501. which blows no man to good.
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502. Where is the crown?
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503. To the block of death!
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504. The windmill
in Saint George's field?
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505. What shall I say you are?
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506. - He which says the dead is not!
- Not he which says the dead is not!
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507. - 'Tis so.
- Who's here?
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508. I will maintain the word with my sword,
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509. by yea and nay!
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510. Turning the word to sword
and life to death.
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511. Grant of our most just and right desires.
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512. We are in the vaward of our youth
and sweating with desire to see him.
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513. We will eat a last year's pippin,
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514. if you give o'er.
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515. - What is your good pleasure with me?
- Give me...
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516. Shallow's orchard!
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517. What!
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518. I beseech you!
Well, you shall have it.
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519. Give me your doublet
and stuff me out with straw,
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520. or the other plays the rogue
with my great toe.
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521. Your demands are just.
My lord, we will do so.
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522. - One that draws.
- For certain.
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523. - As good as heart can wish.
- Yea.
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524. Go forth!
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525. Hold! Hold!
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526. Away, you mouldy rogue!
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527. Do, do, thou rogue!
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528. You filthy bung, away!
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529. Fie! This is hot weather.
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530. Young Hotspur's case at Shrewsbury.
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531. The ruins of thy linen
shall inherit his kingdom.
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532. - These fly-bitten tapestries?
- No, no, no, not so.
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533. London. The Boar's-head Tavern
in Eastcheap.
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534. - There is your crown.
- Madam...
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535. I am the fellow.
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536. Master Shallow, no more of that.
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537. If you knew what pains
I have bestow'd to breed this.
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538. We first survey the plot.
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539. How troublesome it sat
upon my head,
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540. to mock the expectation
of the world.
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541. Into the sea! What do we then
but draw anew the model.
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542. All the soil of the achievement
goes with me into the earth.
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543. Now doth it turn
and ebb back to the sea.
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544. Four of which you please.
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545. 'Fore God, you have here,
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546. a goodly dwelling and a rich.
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547. - Well, I am loath to...
- What?
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548. But my lungs are wasted so!
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549. For God's sake, be quiet.
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550. Thou art to marry his sister Nell.
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551. There's not a better wench in England.
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552. But I am thrust upon it.
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553. - Mistress Doll...
- Clarence.
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554. Though thou stand'st more sure than
I could do, thou art not firm enough!
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555. I cannot endure such a fustian rascal.
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556. O foolish youth!
What's the matter?
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557. A proper gentlewoman.
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558. And those two things,
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559. land and beefs.
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560. I know,
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561. but I tell thee,
my heart bleeds inwardly,
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562. it is a wonderful thing.
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563. Peace!
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564. Marry, I tell thee.
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565. Hence, therefore, thou nice crutch!
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566. Officers!
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567. He that wears the crown immortally,
long guard it yours!
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568. No, I will sit
and watch here by the king.
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569. Till his face be like a wet cloak.
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570. Till you do live to see a son of mine.
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571. Stay but a little.
Let him not 'scape.
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572. - Doth the king call?
- Yea, indeed.
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573. He came not through the chamber
where we stay'd.
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574. This from thee will I to mine leave.
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575. As 'tis left to me.
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576. 'Tis so?
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577. - O, if...
- What say you to it?
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578. Was this easy?
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579. Hold him sure, good Master Snare,
let him not 'scape.
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580. 'Tis so?
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581. Will't please your grace
to go along with us?
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582. No, no, no. Hold him sure.
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583. To be accommodated,
which is an excellent thing.
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584. If thou gettest any leave of me...
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585. - Hold him sure, good Master Snare.
- Till these rebels now afoot...
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586. - Me alone.
- Leave us here alone.
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587. - Come hither.
- Come hither.
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588. - Right?
- Sir, you shall not away tonight.
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589. Let him not 'scape.
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590. Sir, pardon?
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591. Let him not 'scape.
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592. - The Prince of Wales!
- Let him not 'scape.
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593. Yea, marry, there's the point,
but if without him.
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594. I cannot well perceive how,
unless you should give me your doublet.
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595. - Is't so?
- 'Tis so, indeed.
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596. Right.
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597. - Whither away?
- Coming to look on you.
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598. No, no, no, not so,
let him not 'scape.
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599. 'Accommodo' very good.
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600. Less noise, less noise!
Get on thy boots!
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601. And no food!
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602. Go, wash thy face.
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603. - Exceeding good command!
- I thank thee.
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604. And again would a' come,
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605. and away again would a' go!
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606. 'Bounce' would a' say!
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607. Follow me, Ned!
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608. There's a letter for you.
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609. Yet speak, Morton!
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610. "To Thomas Mowbray,
Duke of Norfolk.
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611. "I have drunk too much sack.
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612. "Must I marry your sister?
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613. "Good people, bring a rescue or two.
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614. "In the windmill
in Saint George's field."
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615. I have heard the word!
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616. Like unto the sign of the leg!
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617. O sweet Pistol! Slain outright!
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618. Not that I am dead.
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619. A' drew a good bow, and dead!
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620. I think we are a body strong enough.
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621. Ah, sirrah.
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622. - I am your shadow, I'll follow you.
- Mouldy, stay at home.
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623. I will bid you good night,
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624. in my pure and immaculate...
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625. - Valour?
- Valour!
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626. - Being sick, have made me well.
- Well, sweet Jack, have a care.
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627. Doth the man of war
stay all night, sir?
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628. Yea.
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629. - Good morrow.
- Good morrow.
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630. Follow no further now...
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631. I will stoop and humble my intents.
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632. I come to... Pardon me, sir.
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633. - Have you read over the letters?
- Well, my lord.
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634. - A rescue! A rescue!
- See what...
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635. I have drawn it in my fantasy.
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636. I know the young king
is sick for me...
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637. Hold! Hold!
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638. - What's he that goes there?
- My lord, your son!
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639. - Not thou.
- I am Robert Shallow, sir.
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640. - A rescue!
- Let that suffice.
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641. There hath been
a man or two lately killed.
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642. O, pardon me.
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643. - Indeed, sir, to my cost.
- You must excuse me.
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644. Never fear that.
We ready are to try our fortunes.
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645. To see how many
of my old acquaintance are dead.
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646. - By'r lady, I think a' be.
- I can get no remedy against this.
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647. Make friends with speed!
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648. - Brother, son, and all are dead.
- I mean not to.
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649. - For the man is dead that you beat.
- O majesty! Did he suspire?
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650. A good heart's worth gold.
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651. I ran from Shrewsbury,
my noble lord...
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652. Say, Morton, didst thou come
from Shrewsbury?
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653. Here!
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654. - I am, sir, under the king.
- A goodly dwelling and a rich.
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655. - Has he land and beefs.
- Is't so?
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656. Give me your hand, sir!
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657. - Will you sup with me, Master Gower?
- Thou'rt a good fellow.
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658. Come on!
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659. I mean not to sweat extraordinarily.
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660. Jesu, Jesu,
the mad days that I have spent!
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661. Never fear that.
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662. The perfumed chambers of the great,
under the canopies of costly state.
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663. - He is coming hither!
- Boys and beggary.
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664. Hold!
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665. - I beseech you!
- O, pardon me.
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666. Headstrong riot hath no curb.
You must excuse me.
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667. I see him break Skogan's head!
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668. Peace! Peace!
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669. From the court!
Let him come in.
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670. A most furious knight
and valorous enemy.
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671. Take heed what guests you receive.
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672. - Hie thee.
- He stabbed me!
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673. Peace! Peace!
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674. This strained passion
doth you wrong.
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675. Let's drink together
friendly and embrace.
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676. God witness with me
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677. when they marry.
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678. Alas! Prince Harry,
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679. slain outright.
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680. Yet, for all this,
say not that Percy's dead,
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681. for the gain proposed.
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682. - For Oldcastle died a martyr...
- He'll straight be well.
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683. Almost wounded to the death...
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684. He'll recover without physic.
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685. That our great-grandsire,
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686. whose fever-weaken'd joints,
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687. like strengthless hinges,
buckle under life...
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688. Dead, sir!
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689. I pray thee, gentle daughter,
give even way unto my rough affairs,
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690. in the laws of this land-service.
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691. That the united vessel
of their blood,
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692. between that royal field,
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693. and Harry Monmouth's brawn,
the hulk Sir John...
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694. But Harry lives!
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695. - Say not that Percy's dead.
- Not that I am dead.
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696. But these mine eyes
saw him in bloody state.
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697. - So God save me, la!
- How is this derived?
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698. I speak to thee, my heart.
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699. Reply not to me with a fool-born jest!
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700. No more of that!
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701. A merry song, come!
A merry song, come!
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702. Let us make head!
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703. A' must, then, to the inns...
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704. Shortly?
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705. Shortly!
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706. Puff!
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707. It is a wonderful thing to see.
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708. Only, we want
a little personal strength.
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709. Old pike!
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710. A' comes continuantly
to Pie-corner to buy a saddle.
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711. - Whose son art thou?
- The king's justices of the peace.
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712. No, Good Captain Pistol, not here.
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713. Unless you give me your doublet
and stuff me out with straw,
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714. I may say to you,
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715. nay.
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716. Do your offices.
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717. If you do not all show
like gilt twopences to me.
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718. No, faith, boys, none!
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719. - Ha!
- No, no, no.
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720. - Nay!
- Very singular good!
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721. Are you not ashamed to enforce a
poor widow to so rough a course?
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722. Let me see... Yea.
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723. What trust is in these times?
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724. What a life dost thou lead!
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725. O my poor kingdom,
sick with civil blows.
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726. Speak of me even now,
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727. gasping for life
under great Bolingbroke.
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728. - What trade art thou, Feeble?
- Well,
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729. a woman's tailor, sir.
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730. I am Robert Shallow.
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731. Able to invent anything.
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732. Nay, you shall see my orchard.
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733. 'Fore God, you have here
a goodly dwelling and a rich.
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734. But look you pray.
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735. What's this?
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736. To us no more, nay,
not so much.
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737. 'Rah, tah, tah,' would a' say,
'bounce' would a' say.
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738. There's a tester for thee.
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739. What tell you me of it?
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740. Another part of the forest!
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741. And put the world's whole strength
into one giant arm,
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742. like a forked radish, with a head
fantastically carved upon it.
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743. A head!
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744. After you have laboured so hard,
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745. cut me off the villain's head,
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746. with a Barbary hen!
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747. - We shall do nothing!
- I beseech you!
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748. With a Barbary hen!
It cannot be, my lord.
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749. - I have heard the word.
- What's this?
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750. I cannot tell. It is even so.
Who hath not heard it spoken.
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751. Phrase call you it?
By this good day, I know not the phrase.
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752. - Ha! Again!
- Is't so?
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753. Not so.
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754. How in our means
we should advance ourselves?
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755. Here comes my servant Travers!
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756. Retreat is made and execution stay'd.
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757. And in his flight,
stumbling in fear,
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758. washing with kindly tears
his gentle cheeks.
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759. - If my heart be not read to burst.
- I have heard the word!
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760. Now, have you left pursuit?
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761. Puff! Puff in thy teeth,
most recreant coward base.
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762. - No, no, no, not so.
- Ha! Again.
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763. I was at your back,
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764. yea, sir, in a pottle-pot.
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765. But this is mere digression
from my purpose.
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766. - No more words!
- For God's sake!
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767. - Ha! Again.
- Right.
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768. Now a' said so.
Indeed, sir, to my cost.
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769. That's fifty-five.
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770. Young Prince John
and Westmoreland and Stafford
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771. came sighing on after
the admired heels of Bolingbroke,
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772. I was before Master Tisick,
the debuty, t'other day, and he said,
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773. before Shallow's house.
Enter Shallow and Silence, meeting,
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774. and ever among so merrily.
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775. In loathsome beds,
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776. great friends did feast together,
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777. and make good cheer.
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778. Two years after.
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779. - So in hope as in an early spring.
- Ay!
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780. Shadow will serve for summer.
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781. The seasons change their manners.
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782. As the year had found some months
asleep and leap'd them over.
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783. O, such a day...
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784. Hem boys!
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785. Go forth!
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786. What shall I say you are?
Of Hotspur Coldspur?
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787. I am a gentleman.
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788. What's your name, sir?
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789. That furious Scot, the bloody...
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790. Douglas.
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791. Greeting.
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792. Harry, Prince of Wales, greeting.
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793. - Be it known to you?
- 'Tis so.
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794. Thou seek'st the greatness.
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795. You are too great to be by me gainsaid.
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796. 'Tis so.
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797. We have sent forth already.
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798. And send discoverers forth.
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799. 'Tis so, indeed.
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800. And howl'st to find it.
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801. - From this day to that day.
- A great while.
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802. Any thing indeed
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803. would do
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804. very well.
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805. A word with you...
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806. I stay too long by thee,
I weary thee.
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807. But prate to me of the...
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808. What?
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809. - The crown?
- As I think.
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810. - Yea.
- Yea.
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811. Yea!
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812. - I thank thee.
- Excellent good.
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813. Sir, but yet, God forbid, sir, but...
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814. Why then,
say an old man can do somewhat.
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815. East, west, north, south,
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816. a place deep enough,
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817. wherein it shall appear
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818. the throng of words
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819. make the case yours.
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820. Know you where?
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821. Go forth!
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822. My judgment is,
we should not step too far!
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823. For by my troth,
I do now remember the poor creature
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824. so dull,
so dead in look,
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825. he will spare
neither man, woman, nor child!
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826. The canker'd heaps
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827. by the rood!
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828. So, I pray you,
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829. if you give o'er to stormy passion,
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830. death, as the Psalmist saith,
is certain to all,
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831. and the wild dog shall flesh his tooth.
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832. My lord, this is a poor, mad soul.
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833. Bardolph, look to our horses.
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834. Will you command me to use my legs?
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835. Dispatch!
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836. Lo, here it sits!
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837. Here, Pistol, stand behind me.
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838. - How now!
- Come on, sir, give me your hand.
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839. Ah, sirrah!
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840. What's this?
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841. There 'tis, boy.
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842. - Where is he?
- Behold!
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843. Before you?
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844. 'Tis so!
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845. You fat fool!
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846. - What?
- In these tirrits and frights!
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847. He is furnish'd with no certainties.
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848. It is the foul-mouthed'st rogue
in England.
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849. My lord,
I over-rode him on the way!
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850. He seem'd in running
to devour the way!
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851. - Puff in thy teeth!
- He cares not the mischief he does!
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852. You muddy conger!
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853. - Take heed of him!
- Fie, fie, fie! Will I live?
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854. With joints of steel...
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855. Full of nimble fiery...
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856. - Goodman bones!
- Cut me off the villain's head!
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857. Away, you whoreson
upright rabbit, away!
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858. Look!
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859. Jesu!
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860. - I told thee!
- Ha! Again.
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861. You were advised his flesh was
capable of wounds and scars.
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862. Thy tender lambkin now is king.
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863. That you use the same
with the like bold...
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864. Be quiet!
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865. Go forth!
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866. Fly from the field!
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867. How many of my old
acquaintance are dead?
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868. - Francis Pickbone.
- Will Squele.
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869. - Five more.
- Three!
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870. It may chance cost some of us
our lives, for he will stab.
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871. What wouldst thou think of me,
if I should weep?
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872. Be quiet. Go, wash thy face.
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873. Let it do something,
my good lord, and call it what you will.
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874. How now?
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875. Well...
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876. Hath the Prince John
a full commission?
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877. - That we have, in faith.
- As aconitum or rash gunpowder.
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878. The box of the ear
that the prince gave you.
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879. Bring up his powers.
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880. - How now?
- I know not.
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881. What says the almanac?
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882. King Henry IV Part 2. Act 5. Scene I
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883. "And, putting off his hat, said,
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884. "'God's blessing of your good heart,
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885. "he would make this a bloody day
to somebody,
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886. "by my faith.'
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887. "Now, the Lord bless
that sweet face of thine.
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888. "Great friends did feast together,
upon mouldy stewed prunes,
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889. "a good dish of prawns,
a score of good ewes..."
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890. Come, it grows late.
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891. "And I may say to you,
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892. "'We first survey the plot,
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893. "Then my courtesy,
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894. "and more and less.
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895. "About three of the clock
in the afternoon,
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896. "in three divided.
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897. "Four of which you please,
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898. "to five and twenty thousand.
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899. "There were five more.
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900. "Upon or near
the rate of thirty thousand,
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901. "then threw he down himself
and all their lives,
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902. "towards fronting peril,
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903. "that the wicked
might not fall in love with him."'
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904. - Sirrah.
- Sirrah.
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905. Right.
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906. Kiss me, Doll!
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907. - Three!
- Three!
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908. There 'tis, boy!
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909. - What is the news, my lord?
- Like a strange tongue.
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910. - Master Dumbe, our minister.
- Base Assyrian.
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911. But, indeed!
Clement Perkes of the hill!
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912. - 'Tis so, indeed!
- What is the news, my lord?
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913. "Here at more leisure
may our highness read,
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914. "the throng of words that come.
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915. "A most furious knight
and valorous enemy
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916. "may peruse the men
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917. "in all the inns o'."
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918. What!
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919. "The inns o'."
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920. What's this?
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921. He hath found to end
one doubt by death.
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922. - Much!
- Why, here it is.
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923. Dead! A' would have clapped
I' the clout at twelve score!
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924. For look you how be writes!
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925. - He'll be crowing as if he had writ.
- One word more, I beseech you?
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926. A' do nothing but
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927. "o'."
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928. He sure means brevity in breath,
short-winded.
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929. - And of what place, I pray?
- In Europe.
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930. In the windmill
in Saint George's field?
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931. - Saint Alban's.
- Yea-forsooth.
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932. God bless thy lungs,
good knight.
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933. This doth infer the zeal
I had to see him.
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934. - Ah, sirrah! Quoth-a.
- 'Tis so, indeed.
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935. O God!
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936. The blunt monster
with uncounted heads...
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937. O, run, Doll, run!
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938. O, fly to Scotland!
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939. He doth unfasten.
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940. As he is striking
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941. hope gives not so much warrant
as despair.
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942. When the man of action is called on.
And winking, leap'd into destruction.
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943. From whence with life
he never more sprung up.
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944. And since we are o'erset,
venture again.
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945. - There 'tis, boy!
- The block of death.
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946. Yea, joy.
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947. Look, whether the withered elder hath
not his poll clawed like a parrot.
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948. - How now?
- He will spare not man nor child.
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949. Let him be brought in to his answer...
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950. - In three divided.
- In three divided.
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951. - He that buckles him in my belt...
- In three divided.
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952. In three divided.
May overlive the hazard.
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953. If his weapon be out?
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954. Certain, 'tis certain, very sure,
very sure, death.
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955. I cannot go.
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956. - Who should lead his forces hither?
- Sir Ralph Mouldy!
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957. - Yea?
- Mouldy, you shall go.
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958. I would Wart might have gone, sir.
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959. I will leer upon him as a' comes by.
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960. - I will resolve for Scotland...
- Hold.
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961. - Pleaseth your grace to answer...
- Thrice.
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962. As good as heart can wish.
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963. I will sit and watch.
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964. Yea, sir.
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965. Fare you well, go.
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966. Hold!
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967. Answer, thou dead elm, answer,
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968. ere this year expire.
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969. I pray you, let me speak with you.
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970. What's your name, sir?
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971. My name is Colevile of the dale.
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972. - What disease hast thou?
- A whoreson cold, sir.
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973. - What says the doctor to my water?
- Pox.
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974. You shall go.
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975. I thank thee with all my heart.
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976. Was this easy!
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977. Hold!
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978. Answer, thou dead elm, answer,
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979. ere this year expire.
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980. I pray you, let me speak with you.
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981. - What's your name, sir?
- Sir Ralph Mouldy!
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982. - What disease hast thou?
- A whoreson cold, sir.
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983. What is the gross sum
that I owe thee?
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984. I know not!
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985. Hold!
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986. - What's your name, sir?
- Peter Bullcalf o' the green!
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987. - What disease hast thou?
- A whoreson cold, sir.
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988. What says the doctor to my water?
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989. By yea and nay...
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990. What's your name, sir?
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991. Thomas Mowbray,
Duke of Norfolk.
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992. - What disease hast thou?
- A whoreson cold, sir.
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993. What's a joint of mutton or two
in a whole Lent?
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994. What's this?
A swallow, an arrow, or a bullet?
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995. I know not.
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996. How comes this, Sir John?
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997. Every man must know that.
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998. Thomas?
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999. Davy!
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1000. Lo, here it sits.
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1001. Well, harken at the end!
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1002. Fall to thy prayers!
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1003. God's blessing of your good heart!
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1004. If God doth give successful end to...
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1005. Jesu!
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1006. It is the foul-mouthed'st rogue
in England
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1007. and the whores called him mandrake.
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1008. Have you your wits?
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1009. So idly to profane the precious time!
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1010. I am in good name with the very best,
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1011. look to the door there I' good faith,
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1012. good, an God will!
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1013. How, you fat fool! I scorn you,
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1014. and now thou wouldst eat
thy dead vomit up!
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1015. His wit's as thick
as Tewksbury mustard,
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1016. alas, poor ape,
how thou sweatest!
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1017. Come, let me wipe thy face,
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1018. you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!
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1019. In God's name,
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1020. come, get you down stairs!
Look to the door there!
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1021. No! For they have
marvellous foul linen.
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1022. I scorn you, scurvy companion.
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1023. You poor, base, rascally, cheating,
lack-linen mate!
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1024. If not, we ready are
to try our fortunes to the last man.
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1025. In God's name then...
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1026. Very well!
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1027. Away, you cut-purse rascal,
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1028. I'll thrust my knife
in your mouldy chaps.
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1029. Men of all sorts
take a pride to gird at me.
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1030. You filthy bung, away!
Thou bastardly rogue!
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1031. I beseek you now,
aggravate your choler,
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1032. for you hear not what I say to you,
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1033. dry, round, old, withered knights!
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1034. - Come, we will all put forth!
- O Lord, ay!
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1035. Stand to't!
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1036. Bragging Spaniard!
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1037. On bloody courses,
the rude scene may end!
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1038. God let me not live,
but I will murder your ruff for this
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1039. till you are past service
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1040. and the tapestry
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1041. here is return'd.
Which God so frame!
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1042. Go forth!
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1043. They are your likeliest men.
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1044. Let him not 'scape.
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1045. Yea, indeed, is it.
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1046. Come, will you hence?
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1047. Blunt, lead him hence.
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1048. Toss the rogue in a blanket.
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1049. Come on, come on, come on, sir.
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1050. Put up your naked weapons!
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1051. Stand from him, fellow.
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1052. Let that suffice.
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1053. Jesu!
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1054. How dare you profane this place
with your presence?
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1055. I command you,
in the name of the knights of Camelot,
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1056. to open the doors of this sacred castle,
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1057. to which God himself has guided us.
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1058. How you English say? One more time,
I unclog my nose in your direction,
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1059. sons of a window-dresser!
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1060. So, you think you could
out-clever us French folk
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1061. with your silly knees-bent,
running about, advancing behaviour.
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1062. I wave my private parts at your aunties.
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1063. You cheesy lot of second-hand,
electric donkey-bottom biters!
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1064. In the name of the Lord,
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1065. we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
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1066. No chance, English bed-wetting types.
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1067. I burst my pimples at you, and call your
door-opening request a silly thing!
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1068. You tiny-brained wipers
of other people's bottoms.
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1069. If you'll not open this door,
we shall take this castle by force!
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1070. In the name of God and the glory of our...
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1071. Right! That settles it!
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1072. Depart at this time,
and don't be approaching any more,
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1073. or we fire arrows into your heads,
and make castanets out of your testicles.
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1074. Walk away, just ignore them.
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1075. And now remain gone,
illegitimate-faced bugger-folk!
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1076. And, if you think you got a nasty
taunting this time, you ain't heard
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1077. nothing yet, stuffy English knights!
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1078. - We shall attack at once.
- Yes, my liege.
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1079. Stand by for attack!
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1080. French persons!
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1081. Today the blood of many a valiant knight
shall be avenged.
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1082. In the name of God,
we shall not stop our fight
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1083. till each one of you lies dead,
and the Holy Grail
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1084. returns to those whom God has chosen.
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1085. Charge!
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1086. Yes, they're the ones, I'm sure.
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1087. - Come on.
- Put this man in the van.
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1088. - Put him in the van.
- Get a blanket over that one.
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1089. Come on, back! Right back!
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1090. That's an offensive weapon, that is.
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1091. All right, sonny, that's enough. Pack that in.
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