1. You'd better pray to the Lord
When you see those flying saucersCopy !req
2. It may be the coming of the Judgment DayCopy !req
3. Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check this
one out. Palomar just picked it up.Copy !req
4. Looks like some type of UFO,
and it's heading this way.Copy !req
5. How many times do I have to tell you?Copy !req
6. UFOs don't exist
and we're never gonna see...Copy !req
7. - Wow, its energy signature is massive.
- Holy Cheez-Its! What do we do?Copy !req
8. No one told us what to do!Copy !req
9. I took this job because
you never have to do anything!Copy !req
10. Jerry, stop it.
Let me calculate its impact point.Copy !req
11. Looks like...Copy !req
12. Modesto, California.Copy !req
13. Supernova, this is Red Dwarf.
We actually have one!Copy !req
14. Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Nimoy!Copy !req
15. What are you guys doing here?
It's 5:00 in the morning.Copy !req
16. Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now!Copy !req
17. and some early morning fog,
giving way to sunny skies.Copy !req
18. Seventy-five degrees.Copy !req
19. A perfect day to stop by
the old folk art and craft showCopy !req
20. down at the fairgrounds, or a
perfect day to marry Susan Murphy.Copy !req
21. I love you, baby.Copy !req
22. I love you, too.Copy !req
23. And good morning, Modesto!Copy !req
24. Channel 172.Copy !req
25. You look gorgeous, sweetheart.Copy !req
26. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
27. My little girl!Copy !req
28. Daddy!Copy !req
29. Now, I want you to know that, even
though I'm about to give you away...Copy !req
30. I will always be here
to take care of you.Copy !req
31. Don't cry because then you'll make me
cry, and that's just gonna be a mess.Copy !req
32. I can't help it!Copy !req
33. Hello, everyone! Attention, attention!Copy !req
34. Wedding starts in 30 minutes!Copy !req
35. - My beautiful daughter-in-law!
- Hi, Mama Dietl.Copy !req
36. It's like a fairy tale. The Weatherman
and the Weatherman's Wife.Copy !req
37. Romantic.Copy !req
38. I know. Just think, this time tomorrow,
I'm gonna be in Paris!Copy !req
39. And someday, we won't
just be honeymooning there.Copy !req
40. Derek will become an anchor
or a foreign correspondent.Copy !req
41. - And we'll travel all over the world.
- Honey, my fingers are crossed.Copy !req
42. One thumb is shorter than the other.
Runs in the family.Copy !req
43. Derek doesn't have that.Copy !req
44. It skips a generation.
Your kids are gonna have it!Copy !req
45. Wow, you look beautiful.Copy !req
46. So do you. I mean, handsome.Copy !req
47. I mean...
Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled.Copy !req
48. I just spent way too much time
with our parents.Copy !req
49. Don't worry, OK?
We'll be alone soon, just us.Copy !req
50. Eating cheese and baguettes
by the Seine,Copy !req
51. feeding each other chocolate crepes.Copy !req
52. - Is something wrong?
- No, no! It's just that, well...Copy !req
53. There's been a slight change of plans.Copy !req
54. We're not going to Paris.Copy !req
55. - What? Why not?
- Because we're going somewhere better.Copy !req
56. - Better than Paris?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
57. Where? Tahiti?Copy !req
58. Nope! Fresno!Copy !req
59. Fresno!Copy !req
60. Fresno.Copy !req
61. In what universe is Fresno
better than Paris, Derek?Copy !req
62. In the "I've got an audition to becomeCopy !req
63. Channel 23's new
evening anchor" universe.Copy !req
64. Got the call from the general manager,
he wants me to come in immediately!Copy !req
65. - Isn't that great?
- Derek!Copy !req
66. That's...Copy !req
67. amazing! It's amazing.Copy !req
68. Fresno's a top 50 market, isn't it?Copy !req
69. It's 55th, but we're on our way, babe!Copy !req
70. Now, look. About Paris...Copy !req
71. It's OK. It's fine!
As long as we're together,Copy !req
72. Fresno is the most
romantic city in the whole world.Copy !req
73. - I'm so proud of you.
- Of us! Not just of me.Copy !req
74. I mean, of course, but we're a team now.
You're so proud of us.Copy !req
75. Now, get out of here.
It's bad luck to see me in my dress.Copy !req
76. Come on. You know
I don't believe in that stuff.Copy !req
77. I'll be waiting for you at the altar...
the handsome news anchor in the tux.Copy !req
78. Love you! There, I said it.Copy !req
79. I love you, too.Copy !req
80. Susan!Copy !req
81. Where could she be?Copy !req
82. Susan! Where are you?Copy !req
83. Susan! Where have you been?Copy !req
84. I think I just got hit by a meteorite.Copy !req
85. Oh, Susan. Every bride feels
that way on her wedding day.Copy !req
86. My goodness, look at you. You're filthy.
Thank God I have Wet Ones.Copy !req
87. Wow.Copy !req
88. You're glowing.Copy !req
89. Thank you.Copy !req
90. No. No, Susan, you're, like,
really glowing. You're green!Copy !req
91. Oh, no!Copy !req
92. Derek!Copy !req
93. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
94. What's going on?Copy !req
95. - What's happening?
- You're all shrinking!Copy !req
96. Uh-uh! You're growing!Copy !req
97. - Well, make it stop!
- Get me the government!Copy !req
98. This is impossible!Copy !req
99. No, this can't be happening.Copy !req
100. Wait, wait. Everybody, it's OK!Copy !req
101. Have some champagne
while we're figuring this out!Copy !req
102. Thumbs! Thumbs!Copy !req
103. Derek! Help me!Copy !req
104. Sweet Lord!Copy !req
105. - Here comes the bride!
- Oh, Carl! It's her wedding day!Copy !req
106. Derek? Derek?Copy !req
107. Beam hurt Derek.Copy !req
108. - Susan?
- Thank goodness you're OK!Copy !req
109. What's happening to me?Copy !req
110. Don't panic! Don't worry!
Whatever you do, don't drop...Copy !req
111. - Derek!
- Sorry, sir.Copy !req
112. Who are you people?
What are you doing?Copy !req
113. Stop it! Be careful!Copy !req
114. Get your hands off me!
Don't you know who I am?Copy !req
115. Please, just leave me alone!Copy !req
116. Watch those cables!
She's coming down!Copy !req
117. Watch out!Copy !req
118. Move it, move it!
Let's go! Move it, move it!Copy !req
119. Pull, pull!Copy !req
120. Derek?Copy !req
121. All right, let's get
this baby on the bus.Copy !req
122. Honey, could you hit the snooze?Copy !req
123. Baby, why did you set the alarm?
We're on our honeymoon.Copy !req
124. Hello?Copy !req
125. What's going on?Copy !req
126. Hello?Copy !req
127. Is it just legs?
Did they capture a giant pair of legs?Copy !req
128. Silence, B.O.B.! She'll hear us!Copy !req
129. - How? Legs don't have ears.
- Just shush!Copy !req
130. Hello?Copy !req
131. Is there someone there?Copy !req
132. Could you tell me where I am?Copy !req
133. Hello? What was that?Copy !req
134. Hello.Copy !req
135. Will you stop...? Careful!Copy !req
136. Please, madam!Copy !req
137. Stop! Doing! That!Copy !req
138. Whatever mad scientist made you,Copy !req
139. he really went all out.Copy !req
140. You can talk.Copy !req
141. Hi, there!Copy !req
142. My back!Copy !req
143. Just kidding! I don't have a back!Copy !req
144. Forgive him, but as you can see,
he has no brain.Copy !req
145. Turns out you don't need one.
Totally overrated!Copy !req
146. As a matter of fact, I don't even...Copy !req
147. I forgot how to breathe!
Don't know how to breathe!Copy !req
148. Help me, Dr. Cockroach! Help!Copy !req
149. Suck in, B.O.B.Copy !req
150. Thanks, Doc. You're a lifesaver.Copy !req
151. Wow, look at you.
I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
152. First day in prison, you want to
take down the toughest guy in the yard.Copy !req
153. Well, I'd like to see you try.Copy !req
154. Ninja!Copy !req
155. - Gosh. Look, she's speechless.
- She?Copy !req
156. Yes, B.O.B.! We are in the presence
of the rare female monster.Copy !req
157. No way! It's a boy. Look at his boobies.Copy !req
158. We need to have a talk.Copy !req
159. Gentlemen, I'm afraid we are not making
a very good first impression.Copy !req
160. At least I'm talking.Copy !req
161. First new monster in years, we
couldn't get a wolf man or a mummy?Copy !req
162. Just, you know,
somebody to play cards with.Copy !req
163. Might we ask your name, madam?Copy !req
164. Susan.Copy !req
165. No, no, no. We mean your monster name.Copy !req
166. Like, what do people scream
when they see you coming?Copy !req
167. You know, like,
"Look out! Here comes...!"Copy !req
168. Susan.Copy !req
169. Really?Copy !req
170. Susan!Copy !req
171. I just scared myself. That is scary.Copy !req
172. Yes! Eat times.Copy !req
173. That is repulsive!Copy !req
174. An old slipper!Copy !req
175. Oh, please, God,
tell me this isn't real.Copy !req
176. Please tell me I had a nervous
breakdown at the wedding, and now I'mCopy !req
177. in a mental hospital on medication
that's giving me hallucinations.Copy !req
178. Don't scare Insectosaurus!Copy !req
179. He's gonna pee himself,
then we'll all be in trouble.Copy !req
180. Every room has a door!
There's gotta be a door here!Copy !req
181. It's OK, buddy. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
182. Who's a handsome bug, huh?
You like it when I rub your tummy?Copy !req
183. Please! Somebody!
I don't belong here!Copy !req
184. - Let me out!
- Hey, that is not a good idea.Copy !req
185. Let me out!Copy !req
186. Monsters, get back in your cells.Copy !req
187. Oh, thank goodness. A real person.
You are a real person, right?Copy !req
188. Not one of those
half-person, half-machine,Copy !req
189. you know, whatever
you call those things.Copy !req
190. - A cyborg?
- Oh, no! You're a cyborg?Copy !req
191. Madam, I assure you, I am not a cyborg.
The name is General W.R. Monger.Copy !req
192. I'm in charge of this facility.
Now, follow me.Copy !req
193. It is time for your orientation.Copy !req
194. In 1950, it was decided that Jane and
Joe Public could not handle the truthCopy !req
195. about monsters, and should focus on more
important things, like paying taxes.Copy !req
196. So the government convinced the worldCopy !req
197. monsters were stuff of myth and legend
and then locked them in this facility.Copy !req
198. But I'm not a monster!
I'm just a regular person.Copy !req
199. I'm not a danger to anyone or anything.Copy !req
200. Don't let her get me!Copy !req
201. Sorry.Copy !req
202. - How long will I be here?
- Indefinitely.Copy !req
203. - Can I contact my parents?
- No.Copy !req
204. - Derek?
- Negative.Copy !req
205. - Do they know where I am?
- No, and they never will!Copy !req
206. This place is an X file,Copy !req
207. wrapped in a cover-up
and deep-fried in a paranoid conspiracy.Copy !req
208. There will be zero contact
with the outside world.Copy !req
209. seven, eight...Copy !req
210. 999...Copy !req
211. 1,000.Copy !req
212. I can't believe I did ten sets.Copy !req
213. Susan!Copy !req
214. You wouldn't happen to have
any uranium on you?Copy !req
215. I just need a smidge.Copy !req
216. Rescind Dr. Cockroach's toy box
privileges immediately.Copy !req
217. We had the prison psychologist
redecorate your cell.Copy !req
218. Try to keep you all calm-like.Copy !req
219. But I don't want a poster.Copy !req
220. I want a real kitten hanging
from a real tree.Copy !req
221. I want to go home.Copy !req
222. Come on, little Debbie, please
don't cry. It makes my knees hurt.Copy !req
223. Don't think of this as a prison.Copy !req
224. Think of it as a hotel you never leave
because it's locked from the outside!Copy !req
225. Oh, and one other thing.Copy !req
226. The government has changed
your name to Ginormica.Copy !req
227. Begin reanimation sequence.Copy !req
228. Who dares to wake me?Copy !req
229. Quantonium has been located on a
distant planet in the Omega Quadrant.Copy !req
230. The Omega Quadrant? Lame.Copy !req
231. The trajectory of the
Quantonium meteorCopy !req
232. has been traced to sector 72-4,Copy !req
233. the planet locally known as Earth.Copy !req
234. What a miserable-looking mud ball.Copy !req
235. Send a robot probe!Copy !req
236. Extract the Quantonium
with extreme prejudice.Copy !req
237. I want it all.Copy !req
238. Every last drop!Copy !req
239. Yes, Gallaxhar.Copy !req
240. Nothing can stand in my way now.Copy !req
241. Don't rush me, Katie!
I'm just not ready.Copy !req
242. Relax, Cuthbert.
It's just like dancing. I'll lead.Copy !req
243. Katie, I have a gymnastics
meet tomorrow. So maybe...Copy !req
244. Did you open the top?Copy !req
245. Thank goodness. It's the police.Copy !req
246. - We weren't doing anything, officer!
- Yeah, nothing at all.Copy !req
247. Jiminy!Copy !req
248. Why did I even let you talk me into
this? Maybe we should get out of here.Copy !req
249. - Or, maybe, we should go check it out.
- Katie, are you nuts?Copy !req
250. Wait! Don't leave me alone!Copy !req
251. No! My ankle!Copy !req
252. I think it's broken!Copy !req
253. Katie?Copy !req
254. This is the worst date ever.Copy !req
255. Katie, I'm frightened.Copy !req
256. It was first spotted at midnight last
night by a couple in romantic embrace.Copy !req
257. No one knows what it is
or where it came from.Copy !req
258. All branches of the military
were immediately mobilized.Copy !req
259. What is that, Henshaw?Copy !req
260. OK.Copy !req
261. I have just received word that
the president of the United StatesCopy !req
262. has arrived and will
attempt to make first contact.Copy !req
263. I must approach it alone.Copy !req
264. This is all about
peaceful communication.Copy !req
265. Yes, sir, Mr. President.Copy !req
266. Perimeter stable. Got a bead
on Papa Bear. All clear.Copy !req
267. - Let's go!
- Get out of the way!Copy !req
268. Set her down now. Here we go!Copy !req
269. Commander, do something violent!Copy !req
270. You heard the president! Light 'em up!Copy !req
271. We're getting pummeled here! Call in
air support! Call in air support!Copy !req
272. Call in... Call in a full retreat!Copy !req
273. Full retreat! Full retreat, all troops!Copy !req
274. - Wheels up. Papa Bear is on the move.
- Wait.Copy !req
275. So that's how you want to play it?
Eat lead, alien robot!Copy !req
276. - Evidently, they eat lead.
- Get him on the chopper.Copy !req
277. I'm brave! I'm a brave president!Copy !req
278. Get out of the way!Copy !req
279. - Sir! We need to declare a...
- We need to overthrow that robotCopy !req
280. - and install our own government!
- Let's sacrifice the elderly to it!Copy !req
281. - I say we invade it!
- The Earth only has two weeks left!Copy !req
282. If that thing walks into a populated
area there'll be a major catastrophe!Copy !req
283. We need our top scientific minds
on this. Get India on the phone!Copy !req
284. Can we transport the United States
to a safer planet?Copy !req
285. Give this alien a green card and
make him proud to be an American.Copy !req
286. It's at dire times like this when I stop
and ask myself, "What would Oprah do?"Copy !req
287. Hang it all! What's the point?
It's a disaster.Copy !req
288. - Stop! No!
- Don't do it!Copy !req
289. That button launches
our nuclear missiles!Copy !req
290. Well, which button gets me a latte?Copy !req
291. That would be the other one, sir.Copy !req
292. - What idiot designed this thing?
- You did, sir.Copy !req
293. - Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody!
- Yes, sir, Mr. President.Copy !req
294. Listen up. I'm not going
to go down in historyCopy !req
295. as the president who was in officeCopy !req
296. when the world came to an end,Copy !req
297. so somebody think of something,
and think of it fast!Copy !req
298. - That is a good cup of joe.
- Mr. President?Copy !req
299. Not only do I have an idea,
but I have a plan!Copy !req
300. Now, conventional weapons
have no effect on this thing,Copy !req
301. - and we know nukes ain't an option.
- Sure they are. I just...Copy !req
302. - Don't do it! Stop!
- Wait!Copy !req
303. I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President.
These are dark times.Copy !req
304. The odds are against us. We need a Hail
Mary pass. We need raw power! We need...Copy !req
305. monsters.Copy !req
306. Monsters! Of course! It's so simple!Copy !req
307. I... I'm not following you.Copy !req
308. Over the last 50 years, I have captured
monsters on the rampage,Copy !req
309. and locked them up
in a secret prison facility.Copy !req
310. So secret that the mere mention
of its name is a federal offense.Copy !req
311. Is he referring to Area Fifty...Copy !req
312. Mr. President,
say hello to Insectosaurus!Copy !req
313. Miss Ronson, please.Copy !req
314. Nuclear radiation turned him
from a small grubCopy !req
315. into a 350-foot-tall
monster that attacked Tokyo.Copy !req
316. Here we have the Missing Link.Copy !req
317. A 20,000-year-old frozen fish man
who was thawed out by scientists.Copy !req
318. He escaped and went on a rampage
in his old watering hole.Copy !req
319. This handsome fellow
is Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D.,Copy !req
320. the most brilliant man in the world.Copy !req
321. He invented a scientific machineCopy !req
322. that would give humans
the cockroach's ability to survive.Copy !req
323. Unfortunately, there was a side effect.Copy !req
324. Now, we call this thing B.O.B.Copy !req
325. Will someone get her out of here?Copy !req
326. Thank you.Copy !req
327. A genetically altered tomato was
combined with a chemically alteredCopy !req
328. ranch-flavored dessert topping
at a snack food plant.Copy !req
329. The resulting goop
gained consciousness,Copy !req
330. and became an
indestructible gelatinous mass.Copy !req
331. And, our latest addition, Ginormica.Copy !req
332. General, continue.Copy !req
333. Her entire body radiates
with pure energy,Copy !req
334. giving her enormous strength and size.Copy !req
335. Sir, these monsters are our best
and only chance to defeat that robot.Copy !req
336. Don't we already have
an alien problem, General?Copy !req
337. I don't think we need
a monster problem, too.Copy !req
338. You got a better idea, nerd?Copy !req
339. OK. Stay where you are.Copy !req
340. General, I propose we go forwardCopy !req
341. with your monsters-versus-aliens
idea... thingy.Copy !req
342. Go fish.Copy !req
343. Do you...Copy !req
344. have any...Copy !req
345. threes?Copy !req
346. Yes. I do! How are you doing this?Copy !req
347. - You're the luckiest guy I know.
- Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it.Copy !req
348. What the...? Hey!Copy !req
349. They called me crazy,
but I'll show them. I'll show them all!Copy !req
350. Doctor, I'd prefer you didn't do
your mad scientist laughCopy !req
351. while I'm hooked up to this machine.Copy !req
352. You're right, Insecto.Copy !req
353. You've let that quack experiment
on you for over a month.Copy !req
354. I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist!
There is a difference.Copy !req
355. Guys, what choice do I have? If he can
make me normal, or even six foot eight,Copy !req
356. I can get out of here, get back
to the life I'm supposed to have.Copy !req
357. - I should be in...
- Let me guess, Fresno?Copy !req
358. Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone.
Next stop, Milwaukee.Copy !req
359. - Then New York, then hopefully...
- Yeah, we know. Paris.Copy !req
360. Throw the switch, Doctor,
but don't do the laugh.Copy !req
361. Now you're going to feel
a slight pinch in the brain.Copy !req
362. Sorry.Copy !req
363. Susan!Copy !req
364. Am I small again?Copy !req
365. I'm afraid not, my dear.Copy !req
366. In fact, you may actually
have grown a couple of feet.Copy !req
367. That's OK, Doc.
We'll try again tomorrow.Copy !req
368. You really don't get it, do you?
No monster has ever gotten out of here!Copy !req
369. That's not true! The Invisible Man did.Copy !req
370. No, he didn't. We just told you that
so you wouldn't get upset.Copy !req
371. He died of a heart attack 25 years ago.Copy !req
372. No!Copy !req
373. Yeah... in that very chair.Copy !req
374. He's still there.Copy !req
375. You see what I'm saying? Nobody's
leaving. Nobody's ever getting out.Copy !req
376. Good news, monsters! You're getting out!Copy !req
377. Until today.Copy !req
378. So let me get this straight, Monger.Copy !req
379. You want us to fight an alien robot.Copy !req
380. And, in exchange,
the president of these United StatesCopy !req
381. authorized me to grant you
your freedom.Copy !req
382. I can't believe it!
Soon, I'll be back in Derek's arms...Copy !req
383. or he'll be in mine.Copy !req
384. I can't wait for spring break
back at Cocoa Beach, justCopy !req
385. freaking everybody out.Copy !req
386. And I'll go back to my lab
and finally finish my experiments.Copy !req
387. No! That's me, B.O.B.Copy !req
388. - Then I'll be a really giant lady.
- That's Susan, B.O.B.Copy !req
389. Fine. Then I'll go back to Modesto
and be with Derek.Copy !req
390. That's still Susan, B.O.B.Copy !req
391. I think I, at least,
deserve a chance to be with Derek!Copy !req
392. All right, let's go!Copy !req
393. Everybody move in an orderly fashion!
This is an emergency!Copy !req
394. We are evacuating the city!Copy !req
395. Exact change is appreciated,
but not necessary!Copy !req
396. Let's move out!Copy !req
397. This is San Francisco!
This isn't far from my home!Copy !req
398. Feel the wind on your antennae.
Isn't this wonderful?Copy !req
399. I haven't been outside in 50 years.
It's amazing out here!Copy !req
400. It's hotter than I remember.
Has the Earth gotten warmer?Copy !req
401. That'd be great to know.
That would be a very convenient truth.Copy !req
402. - Now that's a robot!
- It's huge.Copy !req
403. Try not to damage it too much.Copy !req
404. I might want to bring it
back to the farm!Copy !req
405. No, no, no, wait! You didn't say
anything about it being huge!Copy !req
406. Wait! No! Don't leave!Copy !req
407. I think he sees us.Copy !req
408. Hello! Hi! How you doing?Copy !req
409. Welcome! We are here to destroy you!Copy !req
410. I can't fight that thing.
I can't even... I've never...Copy !req
411. I'm hyperventilating.
Does anybody have a giant paper bag?Copy !req
412. Relax.Copy !req
413. Old Link's got this under control.Copy !req
414. Hide in the city, Susan.
You'll be safe there.Copy !req
415. But stay away from the Tenderloin!
It's a little dicey!Copy !req
416. Finally, some action.
I'm gonna turn that oversized tin canCopy !req
417. into a really dented oversized tin can.Copy !req
418. OK! Does anybody have
a 20 on Insectosaurus?Copy !req
419. Wow!
Would you look at the size of that...Copy !req
420. Foot!Copy !req
421. I got him, you guys! I got...Copy !req
422. Don't worry, I won't let go!
I'm wearing him down!Copy !req
423. Please tell me he's slowing down!Copy !req
424. Get to the city, Link.
I'll catch up with you as soon as I can.Copy !req
425. Or maybe you'll have to
catch up with me.Copy !req
426. Oh, no! No, no, no!Copy !req
427. OK, OK. I got this.Copy !req
428. Yep, that hurt.Copy !req
429. Get in! I have a plan!Copy !req
430. Hot dogs!Copy !req
431. All right, Link, I'm going to pull up
alongside it! You get up in there,Copy !req
432. get to its
central processing unit, and...Copy !req
433. - Hey, guys, catch me!
- No!Copy !req
434. Let's go, let's go! Keep it moving!Copy !req
435. Hey! No honking!Copy !req
436. Excuse me! Coming through!
On your right! No control!Copy !req
437. Oh, no.Copy !req
438. OK! It's going to be OK!
Look, I'm gonna get you out of there!Copy !req
439. Hold on a second!
We have to get off the bridge before...Copy !req
440. No, no, no! Get away from me!Copy !req
441. Coming through! Watch it!Copy !req
442. Hey, furball, where you been?Copy !req
443. Yeah, I know.
Papa's a little out of shape.Copy !req
444. Excuse me! He's trying to kill me!
Why is it doing that? Why would it...Copy !req
445. Wow.Copy !req
446. - Wow. You're doing great!
- I'm doing everything!Copy !req
447. Not for long. Come on, you guys.
Let's take this thing down!Copy !req
448. A deflector shield. Typical.Copy !req
449. You can't crush a cockroach!Copy !req
450. Right, right.Copy !req
451. Here we go.Copy !req
452. Insectosaurus!Copy !req
453. Insectosaurus!Copy !req
454. - B.O.B.!
- What?Copy !req
455. - Help me!
- Sorry.Copy !req
456. - I was staring at this bird over there.
- Get these people off the bridge!Copy !req
457. Got it.Copy !req
458. No, B.O.B.!
Move the dividers!Copy !req
459. Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad.Copy !req
460. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
461. Link!Copy !req
462. Oh, I don't feel good.Copy !req
463. OK. Susan, you can do this.Copy !req
464. All right. Let's take this thing down.Copy !req
465. Retrieval has failed.Copy !req
466. Don't get upset.
It happens to everyone.Copy !req
467. That lower life form thinks
she can steal my Quantonium?Copy !req
468. Send another probe at once!Copy !req
469. Quantonium cannot
be retrieved via robot.Copy !req
470. Carbon-based life form, locally known
as Susan, is now too strong.Copy !req
471. Oh, you think because
you're all big and strongCopy !req
472. and you can destroy my robot probeCopy !req
473. that you're gonna send me
running and hiding?Copy !req
474. My days of running and hiding are over!Copy !req
475. Computer, set a course to Earth.Copy !req
476. I will retrieve the Quantonium myself,Copy !req
477. even if I need to rip it out of her bodyCopy !req
478. one cell at a time!Copy !req
479. Careful, it's hot.Copy !req
480. Three weeks ago, if you had asked me
to defeat a giant alien robot,Copy !req
481. I'd have said, "No can do."
But I did it! Me!Copy !req
482. I'm still buzzing.Copy !req
483. Did you see how strong I was? Probably
isn't a jar in this world I can't open.Copy !req
484. You were positively heroic, my dear.Copy !req
485. I especially loved how you
saved those people on the bridge.Copy !req
486. It was a nice touch.
Wasn't she amazing, Link?Copy !req
487. Yeah, she was great.
Really cool. Loved it.Copy !req
488. Oh, poor Link.Copy !req
489. After all that tough talk,
you were out-monstered by a girl.Copy !req
490. - No wonder you're depressed.
- Hey, I'm not depressed. I'm tired.Copy !req
491. Why are you tired?
You didn't do anything.Copy !req
492. Well, I haven't been sleeping well.Copy !req
493. I got sleep apnes... apnea.
Whatever. It's not fun.Copy !req
494. So Link's a little rusty...
I mean, sleep deprived.Copy !req
495. You'll be back
to your old self in no time.Copy !req
496. And so will I.Copy !req
497. What happened to the "there isn't
a jar in the world I can't open" stuff?Copy !req
498. Wait. Did you find a jar
you couldn't open? Were pickles in it?Copy !req
499. - Where's the giant jar of pickles?
- What my associate is trying to sayCopy !req
500. is that we all think the
new Susan is the "cat's me-wow."Copy !req
501. I'm sorry.Copy !req
502. Thanks, you guys. That is so sweet,Copy !req
503. but I have a normal life
waiting for me. You know?Copy !req
504. So, tell me, exactly, how this normal
life thing works with you being giant.Copy !req
505. I'm not gonna be a giant forever.Copy !req
506. Derek won't rest
until we've found a cure for my...Copy !req
507. condition. We're a team.Copy !req
508. We could all do with a Derek. Perhaps,
someday, we could make his acquaintance!Copy !req
509. Really? You guys want to meet Derek?Copy !req
510. First stop, Modesto!Copy !req
511. Ginormica, I called your family
to let them know you were coming home.Copy !req
512. Now, I also called the Modesto PD
and told them not to shoot at you.Copy !req
513. Thanks, General.Copy !req
514. OK, remember,
these people aren't used to seeing...Copy !req
515. anything like...Copy !req
516. you, or you...Copy !req
517. or you.Copy !req
518. So just be, you know, cool.
Just be... you know...Copy !req
519. Follow my lead.Copy !req
520. Stop! That was an accident!Copy !req
521. Don't destroy anything!Copy !req
522. Susan?Copy !req
523. - Susie Q!
- Mom? Daddy?Copy !req
524. - Did they experiment on you?
- No, Mom. I'm fine.Copy !req
525. It's OK. They're with me.Copy !req
526. These are my new friends.Copy !req
527. Oh, Derek! I missed you so much,Copy !req
528. thinking that we'd
someday be together again!Copy !req
529. It's the only thing that got me through
prison! I love you! I love this man!Copy !req
530. No, B.O.B.! That's my mother!
You're suffocating her!Copy !req
531. Honey, are you all right?Copy !req
532. - I taste ham.
- Sorry, Mom.Copy !req
533. He's just a hugger.Copy !req
534. Where's Derek?Copy !req
535. He's at work, sweetie.Copy !req
536. You know how he is about his career.Copy !req
537. - We're not gonna celebrate without him!
- Susan!Copy !req
538. What do I do
with all your little friends?Copy !req
539. Just put out some snacks!
They'll eat anything!Copy !req
540. Ambrosia!Copy !req
541. How's it going?Copy !req
542. Qué pasa, girlfriend?Copy !req
543. Way to cut up a rug, Insecto!Copy !req
544. Who wants to go
for a swim with the Link?Copy !req
545. Hi. I'm Benzoate-Ostylezene-Bicarbonate.Copy !req
546. Or you can call me "B.O.B.",
whichever's easier.Copy !req
547. Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry.Copy !req
548. I'm a little rusty.
I've been in prison my whole life.Copy !req
549. Why'd I mention prison?Copy !req
550. I didn't mean to scare you.
I'm just going to go.Copy !req
551. I feel so stupid.Copy !req
552. All right, everyone, just stay calm.
Whatever you do, do not provoke them.Copy !req
553. Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz?
It's got quite a...Copy !req
554. kick.Copy !req
555. Chlorine! Chlorine in my eyes!Copy !req
556. - They're turning on us!
- Everyone run for your lives!Copy !req
557. What are they running away from?Copy !req
558. That's hilarious, Jim.Copy !req
559. That's exactly the kind of
down-home country humorCopy !req
560. I'm gonna miss when I'm in Fresno.Copy !req
561. This is Derek Dietl,
signing off for the very last time.Copy !req
562. - Good night, Modesto!
- Channel 172.Copy !req
563. And cut.Copy !req
564. Did you like that sign off?
Just made it up.Copy !req
565. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
566. Wait, wait, wait! But, but...!Copy !req
567. Oh, Derek. You wouldn't
believe my last three weeks!Copy !req
568. Thinking about you was
the only thing that kept me sane.Copy !req
569. - Can't breathe! Ribs collapsing!
- Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry!Copy !req
570. Oh, my goodness. Is that better?Copy !req
571. OK. OK.Copy !req
572. I'm still kind of getting used to
my new strength.Copy !req
573. Wow! You really are big!Copy !req
574. Yeah, but I'm still me. I'm still
the same girl you fell in love with.Copy !req
575. Except you did just destroy
the Golden Gate Bridge.Copy !req
576. But that was the only way
I could stop that giant robot!Copy !req
577. You ever think I could do
something like that?Copy !req
578. No, I didn't. I can honestly say
it never, ever, ever, ever,Copy !req
579. ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever, ever, ever occurred to me.Copy !req
580. Look, I know this is a little weird.Copy !req
581. OK, it's a lot weird,
but we'll figure it out.Copy !req
582. I know that, together, we can find
a way to get me back to normal.Copy !req
583. Susan, try and look at this
from my perspective.Copy !req
584. I have an audience
that depends on me for news,Copy !req
585. weather, sports
and heart-warming fluff pieces.Copy !req
586. You expect me to put all that on holdCopy !req
587. while you try to undo
this thing that happened to you?Copy !req
588. That I had absolutely
nothing to do with?Copy !req
589. Yes. That's exactly what I expect.Copy !req
590. What about the life we always
talked about? Don't you still want that?Copy !req
591. Of course. I just...Copy !req
592. don't see how
I can have that with you.Copy !req
593. Derek, please, don't do this.Copy !req
594. You have to face facts, Susan.Copy !req
595. Don't crush me for saying this,
but I'm not looking to get marriedCopy !req
596. and spend the rest of my life
in someone else's shadow.Copy !req
597. And you're casting a pretty big shadow.Copy !req
598. I'm sorry. It's over.Copy !req
599. Good luck, Susan.Copy !req
600. Wow! What a shindig!Copy !req
601. Your parents really know
how to throw it down.Copy !req
602. What? No, that was a great party,Copy !req
603. one of the best I've been to
since I got out of prison.Copy !req
604. I must have been at a different party,Copy !req
605. 'cause that's not
how I interpreted it at all.Copy !req
606. I don't think your parents liked me, and
that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number.Copy !req
607. Well, at least the garbage was free.
You know? I mean...Copy !req
608. Ah, who are we kidding?
We could save every city on the planet,Copy !req
609. and they'd still treat us the same way
they've always treated us...Copy !req
610. like monsters.Copy !req
611. Right. Monsters.Copy !req
612. Anyway, how is Derek?Copy !req
613. Derek is a selfish jerk.Copy !req
614. - No!
- Yes.Copy !req
615. All that talk about "us."
"I'm so proud of us."Copy !req
616. "Us just got a job in Fresno."
There's no "us."Copy !req
617. There was only Derek. Why did I have to
get hit by a meteor to see that?Copy !req
618. I was such an idiot!Copy !req
619. Why did I ever think life with Derek
would be so great, anyway?Copy !req
620. I mean, look at all the stuff
I've done without him.Copy !req
621. Fighting an alien robot?
That was me, not him.Copy !req
622. And that was amazing!
Meeting you guys? Amazing.Copy !req
623. Dr. Cockroach, you can crawl up wallsCopy !req
624. and build a supercomputer out of a
pizza box, two cans of hairspray, and...Copy !req
625. - A paper clip!
- Amazing!Copy !req
626. And you! You hardly need an
introduction. You're the Missing Link!Copy !req
627. You personally carried
250 co-eds off of Cocoa Beach,Copy !req
628. and still had strength
to fight off the National Guard!Copy !req
629. And the Coast Guard
and, also, the lifeguard.Copy !req
630. Amazing!Copy !req
631. B.O.B.! Who else could fallCopy !req
632. from unimaginable heights
and end up without a single scratch?Copy !req
633. - Link?
- You.Copy !req
634. Amazing!Copy !req
635. Good point, Insecto!
Susan, don't short-change yourself!Copy !req
636. Oh, I'm not going to
short-change myself ever again!Copy !req
637. - Testify!
- Yeah.Copy !req
638. Oh, yes.Copy !req
639. Susan!Copy !req
640. Way to go, Insecto!Copy !req
641. Insecto, look out!Copy !req
642. Insectosaurus! No!Copy !req
643. You're gonna make it.Copy !req
644. It's going to be all right. Look at me.Copy !req
645. Don't you close those eyes.
Don't you dare close those eyes.Copy !req
646. You can't...Copy !req
647. You must be terrified.Copy !req
648. You wake up in a strange place,
wearing strange clothes,Copy !req
649. imprisoned by a strange being
floating on a strange hovering device.Copy !req
650. Strange, isn't it?Copy !req
651. Hardly. It's not the first time.Copy !req
652. Wow. You really get around.Copy !req
653. To the extraction chamber!Copy !req
654. Look. What is it that you want from me?Copy !req
655. You have stolen what is rightfully mine!Copy !req
656. I didn't steal anything from you.Copy !req
657. Your enormous, grotesque body
contains Quantonium,Copy !req
658. the most powerful substance
in the universe.Copy !req
659. Did you really think
you could keep it from me?Copy !req
660. That's what this is all about?Copy !req
661. You destroyed San Francisco,
you terrified millions of people...Copy !req
662. you killed my friend,
just to get to me?Copy !req
663. Silence!
Your voice is grating on my ear nubs.Copy !req
664. It's a shame you won't be around to see
what the power of QuantoniumCopy !req
665. can do in the tentacles
of someone who knows how to use it!Copy !req
666. I know how to use it just fine!Copy !req
667. Don't bother.
That force field is impenetrab...Copy !req
668. What the Flagnard?Copy !req
669. That should stop your puny...Copy !req
670. Computer, close door, hangar two!Copy !req
671. Close door, hangar three!Copy !req
672. Door, hangar four!Copy !req
673. Close them all!Copy !req
674. Computer, begin extraction!Copy !req
675. Finally, I can rebuild my
civilization on a new planet.Copy !req
676. Any thoughts on where
I should set up shop?Copy !req
677. Your planet, perhaps?Copy !req
678. You keep your
slimy tentacles off my planet!Copy !req
679. If you wanted to stop me,
you should have done itCopy !req
680. when you possessed the Quantonium!Copy !req
681. Now you're nothing.Copy !req
682. There are innocent people
down there who didn't do anything!Copy !req
683. There were innocent people on my
home planet before it was destroyed.Copy !req
684. - I'm sorry your planet was destroyed.
- Oh, don't be.Copy !req
685. I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused?Copy !req
686. After I reveal my tale to you,
everything will become crystal clear.Copy !req
687. Computer, initialize cloning machine.Copy !req
688. Yes, Gallaxhar.Copy !req
689. Many zentons ago,
when I was but a squidling,Copy !req
690. I found out my parents were...Copy !req
691. No child should ever
have to endure that!Copy !req
692. So I went on the road with a giant...Copy !req
693. And soon thereafter was married!Copy !req
694. Things were going well,
until she wanted to...Copy !req
695. And then I was all, "No way!", and she
was all, "Yes, way," and I was like...Copy !req
696. But I've told you too much already!Copy !req
697. Let the birth of my new planet,
now called...Copy !req
698. "Gallaxhar's Planet" begin!Copy !req
699. Once again,
a UFO has landed in America,Copy !req
700. the only country UFO's
ever seem to land in.Copy !req
701. Excuse me. What's that, Henshaw?Copy !req
702. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
703. We now take you, live, to a transmission
from the alien spacecraft.Copy !req
704. Humans of Earth, I have come in peace.Copy !req
705. You need not fear me.
I mean you no harm.Copy !req
706. However, it is important to note most of
you will not survive the next 24 hours.Copy !req
707. And those who do survive will be
enslaved and experimented on.Copy !req
708. You should in no way
take any of this personally.Copy !req
709. It's just business. So just to recap:Copy !req
710. I come in peace, I mean you no harm
and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.Copy !req
711. OK, boys, set the terror levelCopy !req
712. at code brown
'cause I need to change my pants.Copy !req
713. - What're we gonna do now, Doc?
- I...Copy !req
714. I don't know.Copy !req
715. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We're not gonna let Insecto die in vain.Copy !req
716. We're gonna get up there, find Susan,
and we're gonna take that alien down!Copy !req
717. All right, you got enough juice
in those jetpacks to get up there,Copy !req
718. but not enough to make it home.Copy !req
719. I'll come get you if I can.
If I don't, it means I'm dead. Or late.Copy !req
720. I've been your warden
for close to 50 years.Copy !req
721. That's no longer the case.Copy !req
722. For what it's worth...Copy !req
723. - That's rude. What did we do?
- No, B.O.B., that's not rude.Copy !req
724. That's a sign of respect.Copy !req
725. General, it's targeting us!Copy !req
726. That's the idea, Lieutenant.
Hold your course.Copy !req
727. Steady.Copy !req
728. Steady.Copy !req
729. Hard right! Hard right!Copy !req
730. I can't shake it!Copy !req
731. Hang on to your socks!
We're going for a ride!Copy !req
732. That's why I always
wear a parachute, Lieutenant.Copy !req
733. You can let go of me now, Lieutenant.Copy !req
734. Who are you signaling?
We're right here.Copy !req
735. Hey, zip it!Copy !req
736. Clone!Copy !req
737. - Hail Gallaxhar!
- No, not all of you. You, there.Copy !req
738. How do I do this? Three back.Copy !req
739. No, no, no, no. That guy next to you.
The one I'm pointing at!Copy !req
740. You! The one...Copy !req
741. You, clone! Yes! Good!Copy !req
742. Take the prisoner to the incinerator.Copy !req
743. She's useless to us now.Copy !req
744. - Hail Gallaxhar.
- Hail me.Copy !req
745. Wow. Ginormica ain't so...
"ginormic" anymore.Copy !req
746. How are we supposed to get to her?Copy !req
747. There's too many of them.
It's impossible.Copy !req
748. I may not have a brain, gentlemen,
but I have an idea.Copy !req
749. This is not going to work.Copy !req
750. Halt!Copy !req
751. I... Gallaxhar, command you
to hand over the prisoner this instant.Copy !req
752. Clearly, you are defective
beyond repair.Copy !req
753. Guards, take this defective clone
to the incinerator!Copy !req
754. Well, what are you waiting for?
You and you!Copy !req
755. - Seriously?
- Yes! Take the prisonerCopy !req
756. and the defective clone
to the incinerator!Copy !req
757. - Of course, sir.
- Here's a security pass, just in case.Copy !req
758. - Would you like a gun?
- Yes, I would.Copy !req
759. Hey, guys, look.Copy !req
760. OK.Copy !req
761. I can't believe you guys
came to save me. Thank you.Copy !req
762. Don't mention it.
We monsters got to stick together.Copy !req
763. But I'm not a monster anymore.
I'm just me.Copy !req
764. My dear, no matter what your size,
you'll always be...Copy !req
765. nothing but a filthy,
carbon-based life form!Copy !req
766. Hail Gallaxhar!Copy !req
767. Hail Gallaxhar.Copy !req
768. These disguises are the bomb!Copy !req
769. That's it! Follow me.Copy !req
770. - The only way to save the Earth...
- Hail Gallaxhar!Copy !req
771. Hail Gallaxhar. The only way...Copy !req
772. - Hail Gallaxhar!
- Hail Gallaxhar.Copy !req
773. to save the Earth
is to blow up this ship...Copy !req
774. - Hail Gallaxhar!
- Hail Gallaxhar.Copy !req
775. - ... before the invasion starts.
- How are we gonna do this?Copy !req
776. We need to find the main power core.Copy !req
777. Excuse me, could you direct us
to the main power core?Copy !req
778. Gladly. It's right there,
above the extraction chamber.Copy !req
779. Thank you very much. Hail Gallaxhar.Copy !req
780. - Watch out!
- Look out, brainless!Copy !req
781. Give me that thing!Copy !req
782. A weapon like this needs to be
in the hands of someone responsible.Copy !req
783. What?Copy !req
784. Hail Gallaxhar?Copy !req
785. Monsters!Copy !req
786. - Monsters.
- Monsters?Copy !req
787. Attention, all aliens!
Destroy all monsters!Copy !req
788. You want some of this?Copy !req
789. Ninja!Copy !req
790. You want to hurt my friends,
you'll have to go through me!Copy !req
791. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
792. Susan!Copy !req
793. I can't believe we made it!Copy !req
794. O... M... G.Copy !req
795. Intruder.Copy !req
796. You'll never figure out my color code.Copy !req
797. A hexadecimal color code system.Copy !req
798. This won't be but a moment.Copy !req
799. Red, green, blue,
yellow, orange, baby blue,Copy !req
800. purple, pink, mauve, gold,
brown, mocha, avocado, adobe gold!Copy !req
801. Doc, come on, dance!Copy !req
802. Your busted, tired dance moves
are no match for my security protocols.Copy !req
803. - We can't hold them off much longer!
- One thing you don't know about me!Copy !req
804. My Ph.D... is in...Copy !req
805. dance! Dance! Dance!Copy !req
806. Security protocol breached.Copy !req
807. Ship has been set to self-destruct.Copy !req
808. Total annihilation
in T-minus six minutes.Copy !req
809. - Well, launch the invasion then!
- Invasion no longer possible.Copy !req
810. Oh, space balls!Copy !req
811. Divert the Quantonium to the bridge,
and prepare my escape capsule!Copy !req
812. Look at that! They're all
running scared! Monsters win!Copy !req
813. I don't think
that's why they're running.Copy !req
814. Ship will self-destruct
in T-minus five minutes.Copy !req
815. Hail Gallaxhar!Copy !req
816. We're not gonna make it!Copy !req
817. Hang on!Copy !req
818. Keep going!Copy !req
819. It's no use. It won't budge.Copy !req
820. If I was still Ginormica,
I could do this!Copy !req
821. Get out of here
while you still got the chance!Copy !req
822. No! Don't say that.
I'm not leaving you guys.Copy !req
823. Yes, you are.
Rendezvous with Monger.Copy !req
824. He's outside the ship, waiting for you.
Go while there's still time.Copy !req
825. Ship will self-destruct
in T-minus four minutes.Copy !req
826. Don't you worry about us, Susan.Copy !req
827. You finally have a chance
to get your old life back.Copy !req
828. I don't want my old life back.Copy !req
829. They think they've stopped me?Copy !req
830. They've stopped nothing.Copy !req
831. Female carbon-based life form,
or Susan, not contained.Copy !req
832. What?Copy !req
833. Attention, robot probes!
Crush the earthling!Copy !req
834. Robot bay has been destroyed.Copy !req
835. Fire phasoid cannon!Copy !req
836. Are you crazy?
You could have killed me!Copy !req
837. Then we understand each other.Copy !req
838. Now, open the doors
and let my friends go.Copy !req
839. Or what?Copy !req
840. You don't actually think
you're a match for me, do you?Copy !req
841. Quantonium has been
successfully diverted to the bridge.Copy !req
842. Escape capsule ready for transport.Copy !req
843. Like I told you before,
you should have defeated meCopy !req
844. when you had the Quantonium.Copy !req
845. Have fun exploding!Copy !req
846. - Now open the doors.
- Even if I wanted to, I couldn't!Copy !req
847. That's what happens
when you set a ship to self-destruct!Copy !req
848. Now we're all going to die!Copy !req
849. And there's nothing
you can do about it, Susan!Copy !req
850. I wouldn't be so sure.Copy !req
851. And the name is Ginormica.Copy !req
852. Total annihilation
in T-minus one minute.Copy !req
853. - It's been an honor knowing you, Doc.
- The feeling's mutual.Copy !req
854. I'll see you guys tomorrow for lunch.Copy !req
855. That's right, B.O.B.Copy !req
856. And there'll be candy
and cake and balloons.Copy !req
857. Cake and balloons for lunch? It's gonna
be the best day ever! I love you guys!Copy !req
858. By Hawking's chair!Copy !req
859. Total annihilation
in T-minus 30 seconds.Copy !req
860. - Where's Monger?
- He's supposed to be here!Copy !req
861. He said the only reason he wouldn't
be here is if he was dead!Copy !req
862. Or late!Copy !req
863. Insectosaurus? You're alive!Copy !req
864. And you're a... butterfly!Copy !req
865. Eight...Copy !req
866. seven...Copy !req
867. six...Copy !req
868. five...Copy !req
869. four...Copy !req
870. - ... three... two...
- Come on, come on!Copy !req
871. one.Copy !req
872. Nothing happened. Maybe my count was...Copy !req
873. There they are!Copy !req
874. Here they come!Copy !req
875. Yeah!Copy !req
876. Oh, great.Copy !req
877. Oh, boy.Copy !req
878. - Susie Q!
- Daddy!Copy !req
879. Oh, Susan. Ever since you were a baby,
I knew that someday...Copy !req
880. you would, you know, save the Earth
from an invasion from outer space.Copy !req
881. Thank you, but it wasn't just me, Mom.Copy !req
882. Excuse me! Hello!
Coming through! How are you?Copy !req
883. - Susan!
- Derek?Copy !req
884. Baby, I thought long and hard
about what happened between us.Copy !req
885. And I want you to know...Copy !req
886. I forgive you.Copy !req
887. You forgive me?Copy !req
888. Of course. It wasn't your fault you got
hit by a meteor and ruined everything.Copy !req
889. And you know what?Copy !req
890. I say maybe you didn't ruin everything.
I just got a call from New York.Copy !req
891. They offered me network.Copy !req
892. All I have to do is get
an exclusive interview from you.Copy !req
893. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
894. I get my dream job
and you get your dream guy.Copy !req
895. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.Copy !req
896. Derek...Copy !req
897. that's amazing.Copy !req
898. - Is the camera rolling?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
899. Good. Because I wouldn't want
your fans to miss this.Copy !req
900. This is Susan Murphy, saying,Copy !req
901. "Goodbye, Derek!"Copy !req
902. B.O.B., could you...?Copy !req
903. Derek, you are a selfish jerk,
and guess what?Copy !req
904. I've met someone else.
She's lime green.Copy !req
905. She has 14 little chunks
of pineapple inside her,Copy !req
906. and she's everything
I deserve in life!Copy !req
907. I'm happy now, Derek, without you!Copy !req
908. It's over!Copy !req
909. Turn it off.Copy !req
910. Monsters, I'm so proud of you,
I could cry,Copy !req
911. if I hadn't lost my tear ducts
in the war.Copy !req
912. But not crying will have to wait.
The world needs you again.Copy !req
913. What is it, General?Copy !req
914. Seems a snail fell into
a French nuclear reactor.Copy !req
915. As we speak, EscargantuaCopy !req
916. is slowly making its way to Paris.Copy !req
917. Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris.
Now who's with me?Copy !req
918. What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus?Copy !req
919. We're in.Copy !req
920. - I'm in!
- Count me in, too.Copy !req
921. Au revoir, sweetie!Copy !req
922. - Have a safe flight!
- Yeah, and hang on!Copy !req
923. Goodbye, Derek!
Good luck getting over me.Copy !req
924. B.O.B., it's me
he's never going to get over.Copy !req
925. Wait, wait! You were dating Derek too?Copy !req
926. That two-timing jerk!Copy !req
927. Everyone, let's welcome my new chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff,Copy !req
928. General W.R. Monger!Copy !req
929. Thank you, Mr. President. What a
great way to celebrate my 90th birthday.Copy !req
930. Very good, Warren. All right.Copy !req
931. Let's get it started in here
Nerd?Copy !req
932. Gentlemen, I have assembled
a preliminary budget estimateCopy !req
933. for the rebuilding of San Francisco.Copy !req
934. Zoinkers. This is going
to be a boring one.Copy !req
935. Good time for a cup of joe.
Warren, how do you take it?Copy !req
936. Hit me with a double venti
organic chocolate brownieCopy !req
937. caramel Frappuccino, extra hot,
with one inch of foam...Copy !req
938. - ... non-fat.
- You got it! Black it is.Copy !req
939. Don't do it!Copy !req
940. Wait!Copy !req
941. My God, man! What have you done?Copy !req
942. Time to wave the white flag
and head for the bunker.Copy !req
943. Let's check on the situation
in 500 years.Copy !req
944. Who wants to freeze my head?Copy !req