1. The neck bone's connectedCopy !req
2. To the head boneCopy !req
3. The head bone's connected
to the horn boneCopy !req
4. The horn bone's right above
the wing bonesCopy !req
5. - I scared you!
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
6. Okay! Remember our field trip rules,
everyone.Copy !req
7. No pushing, no biting,
and no fire breathing!Copy !req
8. What did I just say?Copy !req
9. Eighteen, nineteen...Copy !req
10. Okay, we're missing one.
Who are we missing?Copy !req
11. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
12. Thanks, Joe.Copy !req
13. Good luck finishing
your crossword puzzle.Copy !req
14. - Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
- That's okay.Copy !req
15. When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!Copy !req
16. I wish I had pockets.Copy !req
17. Okay, everyone, partner up.
Get your field trip buddy.Copy !req
18. Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.Copy !req
19. Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
Great choice. She's a good egg.Copy !req
20. Russell.Copy !req
21. Mike? Wazowski?Copy !req
22. We car-pool?Copy !req
23. - We're cousins.
- Hey!Copy !req
24. Okay. Good catching up.Copy !req
25. Well, Michael, it looks like
it's you and me again.Copy !req
26. Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.Copy !req
27. Please don't call me Karen.Copy !req
28. Now, stay close together.Copy !req
29. We're entering a very dangerous area.Copy !req
30. Welcome to the Scare Floor.Copy !req
31. This is where
we collect the Scream EnergyCopy !req
32. to power our whole world.Copy !req
33. And can anyone tell me
whose job it is to go get that scream?Copy !req
34. - Scarers!
- That's right!Copy !req
35. Now, which one of you can
give me the scariest roar?Copy !req
36. Me, me, me!Copy !req
37. Sir! Right here!
Little green guy, two o'clock!Copy !req
38. No, it's like this.Copy !req
39. Hey, guys, watch this one.Copy !req
40. Hey, I got a really good...Copy !req
41. Whoa.Copy !req
42. Well, hey there, kids.
Are you on a tour with your school?Copy !req
43. - Yeah!
- Yes.Copy !req
44. We're here to learn about Scream
Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.Copy !req
45. Well, hey, you're in luck,
because I just happen to be a Scarer.Copy !req
46. I learned everything
I know from my school,Copy !req
47. Monsters University.Copy !req
48. Whoa.Copy !req
49. It's the best Scaring School there is.Copy !req
50. You wish! Fear Tech's the best.Copy !req
51. Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
which school's the best. All right?Copy !req
52. MU is.Copy !req
53. Let's go, everybody!Copy !req
54. West coast coming online.Copy !req
55. Scarers coming out.Copy !req
56. Oops. Stop right there.Copy !req
57. Don't cross over that safety line.Copy !req
58. Human children are extremely toxic.Copy !req
59. Look at that!Copy !req
60. Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!Copy !req
61. Look at that! It's amazing!Copy !req
62. I know!Copy !req
63. Excuse me. Fellas.Copy !req
64. How about we do
tallest in the back?Copy !req
65. Look, he's going to do a real Scare!Copy !req
66. - Cool. I want to be a Scarer.
- Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
67. Come on, guys. I want to see.Copy !req
68. Out of the way, Wazowski.
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.Copy !req
69. Brian! Do not step over the line.Copy !req
70. Mrs. Graves,
Michael went over the line.Copy !req
71. Michael!Copy !req
72. See? I told you. He's fine.Copy !req
73. Well, I thought I heard something.Copy !req
74. What?Copy !req
75. Are you okay?Copy !req
76. You could have gotten hurt!Copy !req
77. I don't understand
how this could happen!Copy !req
78. That was real dangerous, kid.
I didn't even know you were in there.Copy !req
79. Wow. I didn't even know
you were in there.Copy !req
80. Not bad, kid.Copy !req
81. Michael, what do you have
to say for yourself?Copy !req
82. How do I become a Scarer?Copy !req
83. Monsters University!
Anybody getting off?Copy !req
84. Well, everyone,
I don't mean to get emotional,Copy !req
85. but everything in my life
has led to this moment.Copy !req
86. Let it not be
just the beginning of my dreamCopy !req
87. but the beginning of all of our dreams.Copy !req
88. Gladys, promise me
you'll keep auditioning.Copy !req
89. Marie, Mr. Right
is out there somewhere.Copy !req
90. Phil, keep using the ointment
till that thing goes away.Copy !req
91. I wish you all the best.
Thank you all so much!Copy !req
92. I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.Copy !req
93. Hello. How are you doing?Copy !req
94. Stroke! Stroke!Copy !req
95. Come on, put all you have into it!Copy !req
96. Stroke! Stroke!Copy !req
97. Okay! First thing on my list,Copy !req
98. get registered.Copy !req
99. Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,Copy !req
100. and I'm here to say
that registration is thataway!Copy !req
101. - Okay, Jay.
- Have a great first day.Copy !req
102. Hey, I'm Kay!
Here's your orientation packet.Copy !req
103. Thanks, Kay.Copy !req
104. You can drop your bags off here
and get your picture taken with Trey.Copy !req
105. - Say hooray!
- Hooray!Copy !req
106. I can't believe it.Copy !req
107. I'm officially a college student!Copy !req
108. Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,Copy !req
109. and I'll be giving you your
orientation tour on this perfect day!Copy !req
110. Here are the labs where students learnCopy !req
111. to design and build the doors
to the Human World.Copy !req
112. Looks like the professor is
about to test a door!Copy !req
113. The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet,
three meals a day.Copy !req
114. I personally believe we have
some of the best chefs in the world.Copy !req
115. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
116. The campus offers
a wide variety of majors,Copy !req
117. but the crown jewel of MU
is the Scaring School.Copy !req
118. Welcome to the Debate Team.
We're happy to have you.Copy !req
119. I disagree for the following reasons.Copy !req
120. True happiness
is a theoretical construct...Copy !req
121. Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
at the Astronomy Club!Copy !req
122. Hey, hey, hey!
Come join the Improv Club.Copy !req
123. You'll wish you were a...
Never... Always...Copy !req
124. Ah, dang it!Copy !req
125. MU's Greek Council.
We sponsor the annual Scare Games.Copy !req
126. The Scare what now?Copy !req
127. The Scare Games!
A super-intense Scaring competition!Copy !req
128. They're crazy dangerous,
so anything could happen.Copy !req
129. A bunch of guys went
to the hospital last year!Copy !req
130. - You could totally die.
- And it's worth it.Copy !req
131. You get a chance to prove
that you are the best!Copy !req
132. Cool.Copy !req
133. Wazowski, Room 319.Copy !req
134. You know, your roommate
is a Scaring major, too.Copy !req
135. "Hello, I'm your roommate."
Oh, that's too bland.Copy !req
136. Don't force it. Just let it happen.Copy !req
137. Your lifelong best friend
is right behind this door.Copy !req
138. Hey there. I'm your roomie.Copy !req
139. Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.Copy !req
140. Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.Copy !req
141. I can tell we're going to be
best chums, Mike.Copy !req
142. Take whichever bed you want.
I wanted you to have first dibs.Copy !req
143. You just disappeared.Copy !req
144. Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class,
I'll be a joke.Copy !req
145. No, it's totally great. You got to use it.Copy !req
146. - Really?
- Yeah, but lose the glasses.Copy !req
147. They give it away.Copy !req
148. Okay!Copy !req
149. Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.Copy !req
150. Now I just need to ace my classes,
graduate with honors,Copy !req
151. and become the greatest Scarer ever.Copy !req
152. Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.Copy !req
153. Aren't you even a little nervous?Copy !req
154. Actually, no.Copy !req
155. I've been waiting for this my whole life.Copy !req
156. I just can't wait to get started.Copy !req
157. Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!Copy !req
158. Wow.Copy !req
159. You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
160. I'm so nervous!Copy !req
161. Relax. It will be fine.Copy !req
162. Good morning, students.Copy !req
163. Welcome to Scaring 101.Copy !req
164. I am Professor Knight.Copy !req
165. Now I'm sure all of you
were the scariest monster in your town.Copy !req
166. Well, bad news, kids.
You're in my town now,Copy !req
167. and I do not scare easily.Copy !req
168. Dean Hardscrabble.
This is a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
169. She's a legend.Copy !req
170. She broke the all-time Scare Record
with the scream in that very can!Copy !req
171. I don't mean to interrupt.Copy !req
172. I just thought I'd drop byCopy !req
173. to see the terrifying faces
joining my program.Copy !req
174. Well, I'm sure my students
would love to hearCopy !req
175. a few words of inspiration.Copy !req
176. Inspiration? Very well.Copy !req
177. Scariness is the true measure
of a monster.Copy !req
178. If you're not scaryCopy !req
179. what kind of a monster are you?Copy !req
180. It's my job to make
great students greater,Copy !req
181. not make mediocre students
less mediocre.Copy !req
182. That is why at the end of the semester
there will be a final exam.Copy !req
183. Fail that exam and you are
out of the Scaring program.Copy !req
184. So, I should hope
you're all properly inspired.Copy !req
185. All right. All right.Copy !req
186. Who can tell me the properties
of an effective roar?Copy !req
187. Yes?Copy !req
188. There are actually five.Copy !req
189. Those include the roar's resonance,Copy !req
190. the duration of the roar, and the...Copy !req
191. Whoops. Sorry.Copy !req
192. I heard someone say "roar,"
so I just kind of went for it.Copy !req
193. Oh, excuse me, sorry.Copy !req
194. I didn't mean to scare you there.
Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
195. Very impressive, Mister...Copy !req
196. Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.Copy !req
197. Sullivan.Copy !req
198. Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?Copy !req
199. Yeah. He's my dad.Copy !req
200. He's a Sullivan!Copy !req
201. I should have known.
I expect big things from you.Copy !req
202. Well, you won't be disappointed.Copy !req
203. I'm sorry. Should I keep going?Copy !req
204. No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.Copy !req
205. Everyone take out
your Scaring textbooksCopy !req
206. and open them to chapter one.Copy !req
207. Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?Copy !req
208. I forgot all my stuff.Copy !req
209. All right. Yes.
There we go. That will get it.Copy !req
210. Yeah.Copy !req
211. Come on, Mike. It's a fraternityCopy !req
212. and sorority party. We have to go!Copy !req
213. If we flunk that Scaring final,
we are done.Copy !req
214. I'm not taking any chances.Copy !req
215. You've got
the whole semester to study,Copy !req
216. but this might be our only chance
to get in good with the cool kids.Copy !req
217. That's why I made these cupcakes.Copy !req
218. That could have been embarrassing.Copy !req
219. When I'm a Scarer,
life will be a nonstop party.Copy !req
220. Stay out of trouble, wild man.Copy !req
221. Wild man.Copy !req
222. What the...Copy !req
223. Archie!Copy !req
224. Hey! What are you...Copy !req
225. Wait... You're shushing me?
Hey! Hey! You can't...Copy !req
226. - Where did he go?
- He's dead meat.Copy !req
227. - That guy's in big trouble.
- Yeah, he is.Copy !req
228. Hey, guys! Over here!Copy !req
229. Fear Tech dummies.Copy !req
230. - Sorry about that, buddy.
- Why are you in my room?Copy !req
231. Your room? This is my...Copy !req
232. This is not my room.Copy !req
233. Archie! Come here, boy.Copy !req
234. Archie?Copy !req
235. Archie the Scare Pig.
He's Fear Tech's mascot.Copy !req
236. Why is it here?Copy !req
237. I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.Copy !req
238. The what?Copy !req
239. Roar Omega Roar.
The top fraternity on campus.Copy !req
240. They only accept the highly elite.Copy !req
241. Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.Copy !req
242. - Ready? One, two, three.
- What? No, no... What...Copy !req
243. That's it. Don't let go.Copy !req
244. Careful. He's a biter.Copy !req
245. Whoa! Whoa, hey... Whoa!Copy !req
246. I got him!Copy !req
247. That was awesome!Copy !req
248. What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.Copy !req
249. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
250. Listen, it was quite delightful
meeting youCopy !req
251. and whatever that is,Copy !req
252. but if you don't mind,
I have to study my Scaring.Copy !req
253. You don't need to study Scaring.
You just do it.Copy !req
254. Really? I think there's
a little more to it than that.Copy !req
255. But, hey, thanks for stopping by.Copy !req
256. Let go of that!Copy !req
257. - My hat!
- My pig!Copy !req
258. Hey! Come here!Copy !req
259. Hey!Copy !req
260. Catch it!Copy !req
261. Come back here!Copy !req
262. Yeah!Copy !req
263. Ride it to frat row!Copy !req
264. Tentacles and serpent's wings,
they...Copy !req
265. Hey!Copy !req
266. Go, go, go!Copy !req
267. Hey...Copy !req
268. Come on! Hey!Copy !req
269. Cupcake?Copy !req
270. Got it!Copy !req
271. Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!Copy !req
272. M-U! M-U! M-U!Copy !req
273. Did you see him catch that pig?Copy !req
274. You are Jaws Theta Chi material,
freshman.Copy !req
275. Thanks. I don't know...Copy !req
276. No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.Copy !req
277. - Back off. We saw him first.
- No way. We did!Copy !req
278. I'll take it from here, gentlemen.Copy !req
279. Johnny Worthington,
president of Roar Omega Roar.Copy !req
280. What's your name, big blue?Copy !req
281. Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.Copy !req
282. This guy's a Sullivan?
Like the famous Sullivan?Copy !req
283. I can't believe it! That is crazy!Copy !req
284. - Chet, calm down.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
285. Sulley, any freshman with the guts
to pull off a stunt like thatCopy !req
286. has got "Future Scarer"
written all over him.Copy !req
287. Hey, did you see me ride the pig?
That took guts.Copy !req
288. Slow down, squirt.
This party is for Scare students only.Copy !req
289. Sorry, killer,
but you might want to hang outCopy !req
290. with someone a little more your speed.Copy !req
291. They look fun!Copy !req
292. Hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?Copy !req
293. We have cake.Copy !req
294. Go crazy.Copy !req
295. Is that a joke?Copy !req
296. Sulley, talk to your friend.Copy !req
297. He's not really my friend, but sure.Copy !req
298. You heard him.
This is a party for Scare students.Copy !req
299. I am a Scare student.Copy !req
300. I mean for Scare students who actually,Copy !req
301. you know, have a chance.Copy !req
302. Aw, snap!Copy !req
303. My chances are just as good as yours.Copy !req
304. You're not even
in the same league with me.Copy !req
305. Just wait, hotshot.Copy !req
306. I'm going to scare circles
around you this year.Copy !req
307. Okay. I'd like to see that.Copy !req
308. Don't worry. You will.Copy !req
309. Ready position.Copy !req
310. Common crouch.Copy !req
311. I want to see matted fur
and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.Copy !req
312. Show me some slobber.Copy !req
313. Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.Copy !req
314. Now here is a monster
who looks like a Scarer.Copy !req
315. You want a hope of passing
this class, you better eat,Copy !req
316. breathe, and sleep Scaring.Copy !req
317. Yeah!Copy !req
318. Give me another one.Copy !req
319. - Fear of spiders.
- Arachnophobia.Copy !req
320. - Fear of thunder.
- Keraunophobia.Copy !req
321. - Fear of chopsticks!
- Consecotaleophobia.Copy !req
322. What is this, kindergarten?
Give me a hard one.Copy !req
323. Go Monsters U!
You know what to do!Copy !req
324. The answer is C, fangs.Copy !req
325. Well done, Mr. Wazowski.Copy !req
326. - A bowl of spiders!
- Correct!Copy !req
327. - A clown running in the dark!
- Right again.Copy !req
328. Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.Copy !req
329. Outstanding!Copy !req
330. Ogre slump.Copy !req
331. Zombie snarl.Copy !req
332. Dominant silverback gorilla.Copy !req
333. That is some remarkable
improvement, Michael.Copy !req
334. One frightening face does not
a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.Copy !req
335. A Tauntaun Grimace
with Extra Slobber.Copy !req
336. - You got it!
- That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
337. I am going to wipe the floor
with that little know-it-all.Copy !req
338. Yes, you are, big blue.Copy !req
339. Hey, wait. What are you guys...Copy !req
340. It's just a precaution.Copy !req
341. RORs are the best Scarers
on campus, Sullivan.Copy !req
342. Can't have a member getting
shown up by a beach ball.Copy !req
343. I am on a roll.Copy !req
344. I'm going to destroy that guy.Copy !req
345. Well, then you'll get this back
right away.Copy !req
346. It's time to start delivering
on that Sullivan name.Copy !req
347. Today's final will judge your ability
to assess a child's fearCopy !req
348. and perform the appropriate Scare
in the Scare Simulator.Copy !req
349. The Child Sensitivity Level
will be raisedCopy !req
350. from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,Copy !req
351. so give it everything you've got.Copy !req
352. Dean Hardscrabble is with us
this morningCopy !req
353. to see who will be moving on
in the Scaring programCopy !req
354. and who will not.Copy !req
355. Let's get started.Copy !req
356. I am a five-year-old girl
afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.Copy !req
357. Which Scare do you use?Copy !req
358. That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.Copy !req
359. Demonstrate.Copy !req
360. Results will be posted
outside my office. Next.Copy !req
361. Focus.Copy !req
362. Johnson, Crackle and Howl.
Yes!Copy !req
363. Hey. Do you mind?Copy !req
364. Don't mind at all.Copy !req
365. Come on, Mike. Let's just move.Copy !req
366. Stay out of my way.Copy !req
367. Unlike you, I had to work hard
to get into the Scare program.Copy !req
368. That's because you don't belong here.Copy !req
369. That's what I thought.Copy !req
370. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
371. It was an accident.Copy !req
372. What? This?Copy !req
373. My one souvenir
from a lifetime of Scaring?Copy !req
374. Accidents happen, don't they.Copy !req
375. The important thing is no one got hurt.Copy !req
376. You're taking this remarkably well.Copy !req
377. Now, let's continue the exams.Copy !req
378. Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.Copy !req
379. Which Scare do you use?Copy !req
380. Shouldn't I go up on the...Copy !req
381. Which Scare do you use?Copy !req
382. That is a Shadow Approach
with a Crackle Holler.Copy !req
383. Demonstrate.Copy !req
384. - Stop. Thank you.
- But I didn't get to...Copy !req
385. I've seen enough.Copy !req
386. I'm a seven-year-old boy...Copy !req
387. I wasn't finished.Copy !req
388. I don't need to know
any of that stuff to scare.Copy !req
389. That "stuff" would've informed youCopy !req
390. that this particular child
is afraid of snakes.Copy !req
391. So a roar wouldn't make him scream,
it would make him cry,Copy !req
392. alerting his parents,
exposing the monster world,Copy !req
393. destroying life as we know it,Copy !req
394. and of course we can't have that.Copy !req
395. So I'm afraid I cannot
recommend that you continueCopy !req
396. in the Scaring program. Good day.Copy !req
397. Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.Copy !req
398. Well then, I'm sure your family
will be very disappointed.Copy !req
399. And, Mr. Wazowski,
what you lack is somethingCopy !req
400. that cannot be taught.Copy !req
401. You're not scary.Copy !req
402. You will not be continuing
in the Scaring program.Copy !req
403. Please. Let me try the simulator.
I'll surprise you.Copy !req
404. Surprise me? I doubt that very much.Copy !req
405. Welcome back.Copy !req
406. I hope everyone had a pleasant break.Copy !req
407. Some say that a career
as a scream-can designer is boring,Copy !req
408. unchallenging, a waste
of a monster's potential.Copy !req
409. Open your textbooks to chapter three.Copy !req
410. We will now plunge into the rich historyCopy !req
411. of scream-can design.Copy !req
412. Out of my way!Copy !req
413. Coming through! Sorry.Copy !req
414. Welcome to this year's
Greek Scare Games kickoff.Copy !req
415. The Scare Games! Yeah!Copy !req
416. Okay, relax.Copy !req
417. We have a special guest,
the founder of the games,Copy !req
418. Dean Hardscrabble.Copy !req
419. Good afternoon.Copy !req
420. As a student, I created these games
as a friendly competition,Copy !req
421. but be prepared.Copy !req
422. To take home the trophy,Copy !req
423. you must be the most fearsome
monsters on campus.Copy !req
424. So good luck,
and may the best monsters win.Copy !req
425. All right, everybody.Copy !req
426. We're closing down sign-ups,
so we'll see you all...Copy !req
427. Wait!Copy !req
428. I'm signing up!Copy !req
429. What?Copy !req
430. You have to be
in a fraternity to compete.Copy !req
431. Behold the next winning fraternity
of the Scare Games,Copy !req
432. the brothers, my brothers,
of Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
433. Hi.Copy !req
434. Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?Copy !req
435. You just said the winners are the most
fearsome monsters on campus.Copy !req
436. If I win, it means
you kicked out the best ScarerCopy !req
437. in the whole school.Copy !req
438. That won't happen.Copy !req
439. How about a little wager?Copy !req
440. If I win, you let me back
in the Scaring program.Copy !req
441. And what would that prove?Copy !req
442. That you were wrong.Copy !req
443. Very well.Copy !req
444. If you win, I will let your entire team
into the Scare program.Copy !req
445. But if you lose,Copy !req
446. you will leave Monsters University.Copy !req
447. Deal.Copy !req
448. Now all you need to do is find
enough members to compete.Copy !req
449. We need six guys, right?Copy !req
450. Sorry, chief.Copy !req
451. We count bodies, not heads.
That dude counts as one.Copy !req
452. Anybody else want to join our team?
Anyone at all?Copy !req
453. Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.Copy !req
454. - Can I squeeze by you?
- Randy!Copy !req
455. Randy, thank goodness.
I need you on my team.Copy !req
456. Sorry. I'm already on a team.Copy !req
457. Boggs.Copy !req
458. I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.Copy !req
459. Don't blow this for me.Copy !req
460. Do the thing.Copy !req
461. Where did he go?Copy !req
462. Please, anybody.Copy !req
463. I need one more monster.
Just one more!Copy !req
464. Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.Copy !req
465. We have to move on.
Your team doesn't qualify.Copy !req
466. Yes, it does!Copy !req
467. The star player has just arrived.Copy !req
468. No way! Someone else!
Please! Anyone else.Copy !req
469. We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?
Is he on your team or not?Copy !req
470. Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
471. Fine! Yes, he's on my team.Copy !req
472. Good luck.Copy !req
473. All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?Copy !req
474. This is a fraternity house?Copy !req
475. Hey there, teammateys!
Come on aboard!Copy !req
476. As the president of Oozma Kappa,Copy !req
477. it is my honor to welcome you
to your new home.Copy !req
478. We call this room "Party Central."Copy !req
479. Technically, we haven't
actually had a party here yet.Copy !req
480. But when we do, we'll be ready!Copy !req
481. The hot cocoa train is coming through!Copy !req
482. Next stop... You!Copy !req
483. I would like to start us off first by...Copy !req
484. So, you guys are Scaring majors?Copy !req
485. We were! None of us lasted very long.Copy !req
486. I guess we just weren't what
old Hardscrabble was looking for.Copy !req
487. Don Carlton, mature student.Copy !req
488. Thirty years in the textile industryCopy !req
489. and then old dandy Don got downsized.Copy !req
490. Figured I could throw myself
a pity party,Copy !req
491. or go back to school
and learn the computers.Copy !req
492. Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...Copy !req
493. And I'm Terri with an "l"!
I'm a dance major!Copy !req
494. And I'm not.Copy !req
495. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
496. Seven, eight, turn! And...
Why didn't you turn?Copy !req
497. Because we never agreed to do this!Copy !req
498. - You said this was going to be cool!
- No one said this was gonna be cool.Copy !req
499. - Now I'm embarrassed.
- Now you're embarrassed?Copy !req
500. Yes, because it's in front of people!Copy !req
501. You should wake up embarrassed.Copy !req
502. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
503. I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.Copy !req
504. Excited to live with you
and laugh with you,Copy !req
505. and cry with you.Copy !req
506. Thought you might like
to keep a dream journal.Copy !req
507. Guess that leaves me.Copy !req
508. My name's Scott Squibbles.Copy !req
509. My friends call me Squishy.Copy !req
510. I'm undeclared, unattached,Copy !req
511. and unwelcome pretty much
everywhere but here.Copy !req
512. Now that we've all been introduced,
as captain of our team...Copy !req
513. So, basically, you guys have
no Scaring experience?Copy !req
514. Not a lot! But now we've got you!Copy !req
515. You're about the scariest fella
I've ever seen.Copy !req
516. Even with them pink polka dots.Copy !req
517. Thanks.Copy !req
518. Actually, I think I bring
the whole package.Copy !req
519. Your hands are as big as my face!Copy !req
520. He's like a mountain with fur!Copy !req
521. Come on. I don't even work out.Copy !req
522. Yeah, me neither.
I don't want to get too big.Copy !req
523. We thought our dreams were over,
but Mike said if we win,Copy !req
524. they're letting us
in the Scaring program.Copy !req
525. We're going to be real Scarers!Copy !req
526. - The best!
- You betcha!Copy !req
527. Yeah! Right.Copy !req
528. And here's what you've been
waiting for, fellas.Copy !req
529. Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.Copy !req
530. Great! We're sharing this room?Copy !req
531. We'll let you guys get settled.Copy !req
532. Anything you need,
you just give a big holler-oonie!Copy !req
533. Okay, thanks, buddy.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
534. Look, they don't need to be good.
I'm going to carry the whole team.Copy !req
535. Really? And who's going to carry you?Copy !req
536. Hey, if you want to go back
to can design,Copy !req
537. you know where the door is.Copy !req
538. Great.Copy !req
539. Guys?Copy !req
540. Anybody home?Copy !req
541. Hello?Copy !req
542. Fellas?Copy !req
543. Do you pledge your souls
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?Copy !req
544. - Do you swear to keep secret...
- ... all that you learn here?Copy !req
545. No matter how horrifying?Copy !req
546. Hey!Copy !req
547. Will you take the sacred oath of the...Copy !req
548. - For crying out loud.
- Sweetie!Copy !req
549. Turn the lights on
while you're down here!Copy !req
550. You're going to ruin your eyes!Copy !req
551. Mom! We're doing an initiation!Copy !req
552. Scary. Well, carry on.Copy !req
553. Just pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
554. This is my mom's house.Copy !req
555. Do you promise to look out
for your brothers...Copy !req
556. no matter what the peril?Copy !req
557. Will you defend Oozma Kappa
no matter how dangerous?Copy !req
558. No matter how insurmountable
the odds may be?Copy !req
559. From evils both great and small?Copy !req
560. In the face of unending pain and...Copy !req
561. Forget it! You're in.Copy !req
562. Look, we know we're no one's
first choice for a fraternity,Copy !req
563. so it means a lot
to have you here with us.Copy !req
564. Can't wait to start Scaring
with you, brothers.Copy !req
565. - Time for a celebration!
- Yeah!Copy !req
566. Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
because we're building a fort!Copy !req
567. Mom, can we stay up late tonight?Copy !req
568. I know you're a princess
and I'm just a stable boy.Copy !req
569. Yuck!Copy !req
570. - Mom! What are you doing?
- Your grubby paw was in my bed!Copy !req
571. Were you kissing my hand?Copy !req
572. No. And what about you
with all your shedding?Copy !req
573. - I don't shed.
- Really.Copy !req
574. Uh...Copy !req
575. - Excuse me.
- I just want to get my stuff.Copy !req
576. - Would you just...
- Hey. Come on!Copy !req
577. let me get my stuff!Copy !req
578. First morning in the house.Copy !req
579. That's going in the album!Copy !req
580. - Guys! We got a letter!
- A letter?Copy !req
581. We never get mail.Copy !req
582. - Sorry. It's stuck.
- Would you... Give me that!Copy !req
583. Tentacles. They're sticky.Copy !req
584. It's the first event
of the Scare Games.Copy !req
585. "A child's room is where you scare,Copy !req
586. "but avoid the toxicity lurking there."Copy !req
587. Wait a minute.
Where do they want us to meet?Copy !req
588. Of all the sewers on campus,
this one has always been my favorite.Copy !req
589. Art, you've been here before?Copy !req
590. I have a life outside of the house,
you know.Copy !req
591. Welcome to your worst nightmare,Copy !req
592. the Scare Games!Copy !req
593. Scare Games! Scare Games!Copy !req
594. Yes! Yes, I love it!Copy !req
595. I love this energy!Copy !req
596. Okay. Okay, everybody.Copy !req
597. Let's hear it
for the frats and sororitiesCopy !req
598. competing in this year's games...Copy !req
599. Jaws Theta Chi!Copy !req
600. Python Nu Kappa!Copy !req
601. Slugma Slugma Kappa!Copy !req
602. Roar Omega Roar!Copy !req
603. Eta Hiss Hiss!Copy !req
604. And finally, Oozma Kappa.Copy !req
605. Hi, Mom!Copy !req
606. Smile!Copy !req
607. Let's begin the first competition,Copy !req
608. the Toxicity Challenge!Copy !req
609. Human children are toxic!Copy !req
610. And anything they touch is toxic.Copy !req
611. We don't have any human toys,Copy !req
612. but thanks to MU's biology department,Copy !req
613. we found a close second,Copy !req
614. the stinging glow urchin!Copy !req
615. Trust me when I say,Copy !req
616. you are not gonna
want to touch this bad boy!Copy !req
617. I want to touch it.Copy !req
618. And you certainly don't want
to touch any of its friends.Copy !req
619. Yeah, I want to touch them.Copy !req
620. This is the starting line.Copy !req
621. The light at the end of the tunnel
is the finish line.Copy !req
622. And whoever comes in last
is eliminated from the games.Copy !req
623. - Mike...
- What is it?Copy !req
624. Does that mean if we lose, we're out?Copy !req
625. - Don't worry, Smoothie.
- Squishy!Copy !req
626. Squishy. We're not going to lose,Copy !req
627. because we have everything
we need to win right here.Copy !req
628. Heart.Copy !req
629. No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.Copy !req
630. All right, all right. That's very cute,Copy !req
631. but move, move, move.
I'm going to win this.Copy !req
632. It's an obstacle course.
What are you going to do? Roar at it?Copy !req
633. I can get through
faster than you, little guy.Copy !req
634. Take your place at the starting line!Copy !req
635. This is all about teamwork.Copy !req
636. Everybody, stick together.Copy !req
637. I'm going to beat you
over that finish line.Copy !req
638. Get ready to eat my dust.Copy !req
639. Hey, guys, should we huddle up?Copy !req
640. Attention, teams. One last thing.Copy !req
641. Scarers work in the dark.Copy !req
642. - I want to go home!
- On your marks...Copy !req
643. Hey, good luck, ladies.Copy !req
644. Thanks! We're going to
rip you to pieces!Copy !req
645. What?Copy !req
646. get set...Copy !req
647. Go!Copy !req
648. I'm going to touch them!Copy !req
649. Come on!Copy !req
650. Guys! We're falling behind a little!
Fellas!Copy !req
651. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
652. Son of a moustache!Copy !req
653. Salisbury steak, that hurts!Copy !req
654. Is that as fast as you can go?Copy !req
655. - Just getting started!
- What the...Copy !req
656. That's got to hurt!Copy !req
657. Terry!Copy !req
658. Don't worry, we'll be...Copy !req
659. Yikes!Copy !req
660. Roar Omega Roar wins!Copy !req
661. Take that, Wazowski!Copy !req
662. Are you delirious? I beat you!Copy !req
663. Get your eye checked!Copy !req
664. Way to blow it, Oozmas!Copy !req
665. Hey! Second place ain't bad.Copy !req
666. Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!Copy !req
667. What?Copy !req
668. Your whole team
has to cross the finish line.Copy !req
669. Third place, EEKs!Copy !req
670. - Fourth place, PNKs!
- No.Copy !req
671. - Fifth place, HSS!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
672. And in last place,Copy !req
673. Oozma Kappa.Copy !req
674. I can't feel my anything.Copy !req
675. Shocker! Oozma Kappa
has been eliminated!Copy !req
676. No.Copy !req
677. Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.Copy !req
678. It would have taken a miracle
for you to...Copy !req
679. Attention, everyone.
We have an announcement.Copy !req
680. Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.Copy !req
681. The use of illegal protective gel
is cause for elimination.Copy !req
682. What!Copy !req
683. Which means Oozma Kappa
is back in the games!Copy !req
684. It's a miracle!Copy !req
685. Your luck will run out, eventually.Copy !req
686. This is going to be
harder than I thought.Copy !req
687. Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.Copy !req
688. Now, we're going to have to start
winning these things together,Copy !req
689. so that means I'm going to needCopy !req
690. each of you guys
to pull your own weight.Copy !req
691. - Mike?
- What is it?Copy !req
692. We've made a list of
our strengths and weaknesses.Copy !req
693. In high school, I was
the master of the silent scare.Copy !req
694. I could sneak up on a field mouse
in a pillow factory.Copy !req
695. Sorry! They get stickier
when I'm sweaty.Copy !req
696. Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.Copy !req
697. We're experts in the ancient craft
of close-up magic.Copy !req
698. It's all about misdirection.Copy !req
699. I have an extra toe.Copy !req
700. Not with me, of course.Copy !req
701. Guys, one slip-up on the next event,
and we're goners.Copy !req
702. So for this to work,Copy !req
703. I'm gonna need you
to take every instinct you haveCopy !req
704. and bury it deep, deep down.Copy !req
705. - Done.
- From now on, we are of one mind.Copy !req
706. My mind.Copy !req
707. Please.Copy !req
708. I will tell you exactly what to do,
and how to do it.Copy !req
709. Okay, Mike. Seems about right.Copy !req
710. All right. Give me scary steps.Copy !req
711. Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!Copy !req
712. You're wasting your time.
We need a new team.Copy !req
713. We can't just "get a new team"!Copy !req
714. I checked this morning.
It's against the rules.Copy !req
715. What if we disguised a new team
to look like the old team?Copy !req
716. No, no. We are not cheating.Copy !req
717. It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,
leveling the playing field.Copy !req
718. Okay, so it's kind of cheating,
but what do you want me to do?Copy !req
719. They're not exactly
the scariest group in the world.Copy !req
720. Oh, a ladybug!
Make a wish! Make a wish!Copy !req
721. This is not going to work.Copy !req
722. Where are you going? We're training.Copy !req
723. I'm a Sullivan.Copy !req
724. That's not enough.
You're all over the place.Copy !req
725. You're charging ahead when you...Copy !req
726. You tell them what to do but not me.Copy !req
727. So long, Coach.Copy !req
728. Okay, Oozmas...Copy !req
729. Boy, we need to get you a bell.Copy !req
730. Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming,
they'll call Mom or Dad,Copy !req
731. "then you'd better run fast
or things will get bad."Copy !req
732. In the next event,
if even one of us gets caught,Copy !req
733. we're all out.Copy !req
734. So remember, do exactly what I do.Copy !req
735. We are at
the halfway point of the second event,Copy !req
736. and things are getting interesting.Copy !req
737. Got it.Copy !req
738. Only two teams left.Copy !req
739. Who will make it out with their flag,Copy !req
740. and who will be eliminated?Copy !req
741. In a real Scare,Copy !req
742. you do not want to get caught
by a kid's parent.Copy !req
743. And in this event,
you do not want to get caught byCopy !req
744. the librarian.Copy !req
745. Quiet.Copy !req
746. What's so scary
about a little old librarian?Copy !req
747. I said, "Quiet."Copy !req
748. - Faster.
- Slow and steady.Copy !req
749. - Slow and steady.
- Slow and steady.Copy !req
750. Slow and steady.Copy !req
751. Slow and steady.Copy !req
752. - Sullivan!
- Sullivan!Copy !req
753. No!Copy !req
754. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
755. Look over here!Copy !req
756. - Is that legal?
- You better believe it, mop top!Copy !req
757. The only rule is don't get caught.Copy !req
758. Hey! Over here!Copy !req
759. - Come and get me!
- Come and get me!Copy !req
760. Guys, what are you doing?Copy !req
761. They said don't let her catch you.Copy !req
762. But they didn't say how!Copy !req
763. Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!Copy !req
764. We did it!Copy !req
765. No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!Copy !req
766. Mike?Copy !req
767. - Way to go, Squishy!
- Way to go, Squishy!Copy !req
768. How?Copy !req
769. Misdirection.Copy !req
770. The EEKs have been eliminatedCopy !req
771. and Oozma Kappa live
to scare another day!Copy !req
772. We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!Copy !req
773. I've never felt so alive!Copy !req
774. We were awesome!Copy !req
775. Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.Copy !req
776. It was better than what you did.Copy !req
777. You should've stuck to my strategy.Copy !req
778. Whatever.Copy !req
779. Talk to me when we start
the real Scaring.Copy !req
780. Hey! You guys going to the party?Copy !req
781. I think you've got the wrong guys.Copy !req
782. - We don't get invited to...
- Party?Copy !req
783. The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.Copy !req
784. It's for the top Scare Teams.Copy !req
785. You're one of us now, right?Copy !req
786. See you there!Copy !req
787. - Did you hear that?
- I can't believe it!Copy !req
788. - Bad idea.
- This is great.Copy !req
789. They're finally seeing us
as real Scarers. We're going!Copy !req
790. Do young people still dance?Copy !req
791. Because my moves are a little rusty.Copy !req
792. We forgot to bring a hostess gift.Copy !req
793. We can't go in there
without some scented candles.Copy !req
794. Calm down. We earned this.Copy !req
795. What if there's
a lull in the conversation?Copy !req
796. I never know what to... You know...Copy !req
797. Say?Copy !req
798. How are you so good at this?Copy !req
799. You just took on
an angry 50-foot librarian,Copy !req
800. and you're afraid of a little party?Copy !req
801. Take a deep breath...Copy !req
802. and in you go!Copy !req
803. Hello.Copy !req
804. - It's Oozma Kappa!
- These guys are crazy!Copy !req
805. What you did today was insane!Copy !req
806. That was awesome!Copy !req
807. Oozma Kappa,
tonight we party like Scarers!Copy !req
808. I've never stayed up this late in my life!Copy !req
809. Hey, quiet! Quiet!Copy !req
810. Quiet down, you can-wranglers.Copy !req
811. All right. On behalf of the RORs,Copy !req
812. we'd like to congratulate all the teams
that have made it this far.Copy !req
813. All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!Copy !req
814. I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!Copy !req
815. Very creepy.Copy !req
816. And finally, the surprise team
of the Scare Games,Copy !req
817. Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
818. Come on over, guys.Copy !req
819. Now, I got to admit, fellas,Copy !req
820. I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.Copy !req
821. But, boy, was I wrong.Copy !req
822. Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
823. Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
824. Oh!Copy !req
825. What?Copy !req
826. The most adorable monsters
on campus.Copy !req
827. Release the stuffed animals.Copy !req
828. Faced!Copy !req
829. Don't worry.
Nobody reads the school paper.Copy !req
830. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure
they read the quad.Copy !req
831. Thank you very much.Copy !req
832. Okay. Would you like that
with two sleeves or four?Copy !req
833. Thanks. Tell your friends.Copy !req
834. Hey! What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
835. Raising a little money for charity.Copy !req
836. Yeah? Well, stop it.Copy !req
837. You want us to stop raising money
for charity? That's not cool.Copy !req
838. This guy hates charity!Copy !req
839. I want you to stop making us
look like fools.Copy !req
840. Hey, you're making yourselves
look like fools.Copy !req
841. Let's be honest, boys.Copy !req
842. You're never going to be real Scarers,Copy !req
843. because real Scarers look like us.Copy !req
844. But, hey, if you really want
to work for a Scare companyCopy !req
845. they're always hiring in the mailroom.Copy !req
846. Guys, hold on!Copy !req
847. Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second.
Don't listen to him.Copy !req
848. We just need to keep trying.Copy !req
849. No, you need to stop trying!Copy !req
850. You can train monsters like this
all you want,Copy !req
851. but you can't change who they are.Copy !req
852. Mike...Copy !req
853. We appreciate everything you've done,
but he's right.Copy !req
854. No matter how much we train,
we'll never look like them.Copy !req
855. We're builtCopy !req
856. for other things.Copy !req
857. Sorry, squirt!Copy !req
858. Some monsters just aren't
cut out for the big leagues.Copy !req
859. The big leagues.Copy !req
860. Guys.Copy !req
861. We're going on a little field trip.Copy !req
862. My tentacle fell asleep.Copy !req
863. - Thanks, Mom.
- Have fun, kids!Copy !req
864. I'll just be here listening to my tunes.Copy !req
865. Hey, where are we?Copy !req
866. The big leagues.Copy !req
867. Holy roly-poly.Copy !req
868. Wow.Copy !req
869. Nice fence.Copy !req
870. This is amazing, Mike.Copy !req
871. We're not stopping here.Copy !req
872. This is crazy.
We're going to get arrested!Copy !req
873. All Scare Floors now active.Copy !req
874. West coast coming online.
Scarers coming out.Copy !req
875. Look at them.Copy !req
876. They're going into the human world,Copy !req
877. and they don't even look scared!Copy !req
878. Wow.Copy !req
879. Take a good look, fellas.Copy !req
880. See what they all have in common?Copy !req
881. No, not really.Copy !req
882. Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.Copy !req
883. The best Scarers use their differences
to their advantage.Copy !req
884. - Wow.
- Terri? Look.Copy !req
885. Hey!Copy !req
886. Look at that old feller
racking up the big numbers!Copy !req
887. Don, that old fella is
Earl "The Terror" Thompson!Copy !req
888. What? Where? That's really him?Copy !req
889. He held the Scare Record
for three years!Copy !req
890. Third door from the end!Copy !req
891. Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!Copy !req
892. Look!
It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!Copy !req
893. - I still have his rookie card.
- Me, too!Copy !req
894. Doesn't have the speed anymore,
but hisCopy !req
895. - technique is flawless.
- Technique is flawless.Copy !req
896. You collected Scare Cards, huh?Copy !req
897. Yep. 450 of them.Copy !req
898. Impressive.
I have 6,000 still in mint condition,Copy !req
899. but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.Copy !req
900. Hey, look at me!
I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!Copy !req
901. That's great!Copy !req
902. That's a pretty good one, Squish.Copy !req
903. I've been a real jerk.Copy !req
904. So have l.Copy !req
905. But it's not too late.Copy !req
906. We could be a great team.
We just need to start working together.Copy !req
907. Hey!Copy !req
908. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
909. I can't go back to jail!Copy !req
910. Come on!Copy !req
911. They're right behind us!Copy !req
912. Get back here!Copy !req
913. Up there! Get them!Copy !req
914. - Thanks, brother!
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
915. I'm fine, really!
It's just a little heart attack.Copy !req
916. I want a piece of that action!Copy !req
917. Mom! Start the car!Copy !req
918. - What?
- Start the car!Copy !req
919. Stop the bar?Copy !req
920. The car! Start the car!Copy !req
921. Okay.Copy !req
922. Come on, come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
923. Get in! Get in!Copy !req
924. - Mom, go!
- Seatbelts.Copy !req
925. - Okay, go!
- Does anyone want gum?Copy !req
926. Just drive!Copy !req
927. Okay. Here we go!Copy !req
928. Oh, yeah!
Let's break in somewhere else!Copy !req
929. Rise and shine!Copy !req
930. Scary feet, scary feet...
The kid is in the bathroom!Copy !req
931. Scary feet, scary feet...
Oh, he's back!Copy !req
932. Wake up!Copy !req
933. Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!Copy !req
934. Do I hear thirty-nine?
Come on!Copy !req
935. Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,
you're looking good.Copy !req
936. "To frighten a child
is the point of a Scare.Copy !req
937. "If you frighten a teen,
then Scarer beware."Copy !req
938. Okay, scare the little kid.Copy !req
939. Avoid the teenager!Copy !req
940. I'm on the phone!Copy !req
941. No one understands me!Copy !req
942. Whatever.Copy !req
943. But, Daddy, I love him!Copy !req
944. First place, Roar Omega Roar!Copy !req
945. Second place, Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
946. Third place, HSS.Copy !req
947. You're lame.Copy !req
948. "Someone is coming,
this could ruin your night.Copy !req
949. "Stay hidden, take cover,
and stay out of sight!"Copy !req
950. You got 10 seconds. Go!Copy !req
951. Kiosk! Pile of leaves!
Standing out in the open.Copy !req
952. And there should be one more.Copy !req
953. How did I do?Copy !req
954. Not too shabby, Don!Copy !req
955. Thanks! I cannot get down.Copy !req
956. Zombie snarl!Copy !req
957. Angry poodle. Jazz clown.Copy !req
958. My Aunt Phyllis.Copy !req
959. In the morning.Copy !req
960. That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
961. Time to go to work.Copy !req
962. You're out!Copy !req
963. You're out.Copy !req
964. Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.Copy !req
965. Thank you.Copy !req
966. Yeah!Copy !req
967. Yeah!Copy !req
968. We're down to two remaining teams,Copy !req
969. Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
970. Which leads us to the final event!Copy !req
971. "Every one of your skills
will be put to the test.Copy !req
972. "The Scare Simulator will prove
who's the best!"Copy !req
973. Tomorrow night you finally get to ScareCopy !req
974. in front of the whole school!Copy !req
975. Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.Copy !req
976. After you lose,
no one will remember you.Copy !req
977. Maybe. But when you lose,
no one will let you forget it.Copy !req
978. Oh, boy. That is a good point.Copy !req
979. Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!Copy !req
980. You've got to teach us your moves.Copy !req
981. Well, then you're gonna
want to talk to this guy.Copy !req
982. Sure, I can teach you.Copy !req
983. All right. You want to hide
behind the chair?Copy !req
984. You have to become the chair.Copy !req
985. Thanks for coming, Dean.Copy !req
986. Dean Hardscrabble!Copy !req
987. If we get back into the Scaring program,Copy !req
988. I hope there's no hard feelings.Copy !req
989. Tomorrow, each of you must prove
that you are undeniably scary.Copy !req
990. And I know for a fact
that one of you is not.Copy !req
991. No. He works harder than anyone.Copy !req
992. Do you think he's scary?Copy !req
993. He's the heart and soul of the team!Copy !req
994. Do you think he's scary?Copy !req
995. We're going to win this thing
tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!Copy !req
996. We'll finally have our lives
back on track.Copy !req
997. Hey, Mike?Copy !req
998. You know, you've given me
a lot of really great tips.Copy !req
999. I'd love to return the favor sometime.Copy !req
1000. Yeah, sure. Anytime.Copy !req
1001. - We're doing this now?
- Okay.Copy !req
1002. You've memorized every textbook,
every Scare Theory, and that is great.Copy !req
1003. Hey!Copy !req
1004. But now it's time to forget all that.Copy !req
1005. Just reach deep down
and let the scary out!Copy !req
1006. Just feel it.Copy !req
1007. Exactly. Go wild.Copy !req
1008. I don't know. I've kind of
got my own technique.Copy !req
1009. Give it a try.Copy !req
1010. Good, but bigger!Copy !req
1011. Nope. You're thinking again.
From the gut!Copy !req
1012. Let the animal out!Copy !req
1013. Come on! Dig deep!Copy !req
1014. Boys! It's a school night!Copy !req
1015. So, how was that?Copy !req
1016. Up top.Copy !req
1017. You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.Copy !req
1018. Yup, this time tomorrow
the whole school is finally going to seeCopy !req
1019. what Mike Wazowski can do.Copy !req
1020. You're darn right.Copy !req
1021. Monsters UniversityCopy !req
1022. We give our heart to youCopy !req
1023. Wherever children are dreamingCopy !req
1024. We'll bring them nightmares, tooCopy !req
1025. Oh, Monsters UniversityCopy !req
1026. Alma Mater hail to youCopy !req
1027. Welcome to the final competition
of the Scare Games.Copy !req
1028. Yeah! All right!Copy !req
1029. It's time to see how terrifyingCopy !req
1030. you really are,Copy !req
1031. in the Scare Simulators!Copy !req
1032. But be warned.Copy !req
1033. Each simulated Scare has been set
to the highest difficulty level.Copy !req
1034. The highest level?Copy !req
1035. First Scarers to the starting line.Copy !req
1036. Okay, just like we planned.
I'll go first. Then, Don...Copy !req
1037. Hold on. Mike's the one
who started all thisCopy !req
1038. and I think it's only right
if he's the one who finishes it.Copy !req
1039. I think you should go last.Copy !req
1040. Yes!Copy !req
1041. Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!Copy !req
1042. All right. Don, you okay going first?Copy !req
1043. I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.Copy !req
1044. Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
1045. Go Oozmas!Copy !req
1046. I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to beat this guy.Copy !req
1047. Hey, Bruiser!
You take it easy on grandpa.Copy !req
1048. Unleash the beast, Don!Copy !req
1049. Okay, then.Copy !req
1050. Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.Copy !req
1051. Next group to the starting line.Copy !req
1052. Let's do this.Copy !req
1053. Yes! Yeah!Copy !req
1054. - Come on, Art.
- Come on, buddy.Copy !req
1055. You can do it.Copy !req
1056. Yes!Copy !req
1057. Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!Copy !req
1058. You got this, Sull.Copy !req
1059. And it's all tied up!Copy !req
1060. Ah! Tough break for the RORs.Copy !req
1061. Hearts?Copy !req
1062. Way to go, Boggs!Copy !req
1063. That's the last time
I lose to you, Sullivan.Copy !req
1064. Worthington and Wazowski,
to the starting line.Copy !req
1065. Hey.Copy !req
1066. Don't worry about Hardscrabble.Copy !req
1067. Don't worry about anyone else.Copy !req
1068. Just go out there and show them
what Mike Wazowski can do.Copy !req
1069. Thanks.Copy !req
1070. Don't take the loss too hard.Copy !req
1071. You never belonged here anyway.Copy !req
1072. Amazing
performance by Worthington!Copy !req
1073. - Johnny, you're my hero!
- ROR! ROR!Copy !req
1074. The Oozmas will need
a record-breaking Scare to win this.Copy !req
1075. You don't belong on a Scare Floor.Copy !req
1076. No one will remember you.Copy !req
1077. You're not scary.Copy !req
1078. Come on! Dig deep!Copy !req
1079. Yeah!Copy !req
1080. They did it!Copy !req
1081. Yeah! Hey!Copy !req
1082. We're in the Scare program! Yeah!Copy !req
1083. Come here, you son of a gun!Copy !req
1084. - Way to go!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1085. A little stuck.Copy !req
1086. Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.Copy !req
1087. It's Sherrie.Copy !req
1088. We did it!Copy !req
1089. Way to go, Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
1090. - Thank you!
- Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1091. - You rule!
- I have never ruled before.Copy !req
1092. You guys killed it out there!Copy !req
1093. Awesome!Copy !req
1094. Hey, Wazowski!Copy !req
1095. Come on, let's go, you maniac!
We're celebrating.Copy !req
1096. Mike?Copy !req
1097. I did it.Copy !req
1098. I can't believe it.Copy !req
1099. I'm going to be a Scarer!Copy !req
1100. Yeah, yes, you are.Copy !req
1101. You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.Copy !req
1102. You haven't seen the last
of Mike Wazowski. Boo!Copy !req
1103. I knew I was scary.
I didn't know I was that scary.Copy !req
1104. Yeah, we're so scary
I guess we broke it.Copy !req
1105. Come on.Copy !req
1106. It's been tampered with.Copy !req
1107. I don't think you should be
messing with that.Copy !req
1108. Why are my settings different?Copy !req
1109. Mike, we should leave.Copy !req
1110. - Did you do this?
- Mike.Copy !req
1111. Did you do this?Copy !req
1112. l...Copy !req
1113. Yes, I did. But you don't understand.Copy !req
1114. Why? Why did you do this?Copy !req
1115. You know, just in case.Copy !req
1116. In case of what?Copy !req
1117. You don't think I'm scary.Copy !req
1118. - Mike...
- You said you believed in me.Copy !req
1119. But you're just like Hardscrabble.
You're just like everyone else!Copy !req
1120. Look, you'll get better and better...Copy !req
1121. I'm as scary as you!
I'm as scary as anyone!Copy !req
1122. - I just wanted to help.
- No.Copy !req
1123. You just wanted to help yourself.Copy !req
1124. Well, what was I supposed to do?Copy !req
1125. Let the whole team fail
because you don't have it?Copy !req
1126. So your calculations were a little off.Copy !req
1127. That door took me all semester.Copy !req
1128. It's too dangerous.
The professor's just going to shred it.Copy !req
1129. There he is, the big guy.Copy !req
1130. The first of many trophies, I am sure.Copy !req
1131. Sullivan.Copy !req
1132. Nice work out there.Copy !req
1133. I look forward to having you
back in class.Copy !req
1134. Hey, there he is!Copy !req
1135. Looks like I was wrong about you.Copy !req
1136. You're one of us after all.Copy !req
1137. Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back, broham!Copy !req
1138. You are one of us now, okay?Copy !req
1139. Anytime you want to come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.Copy !req
1140. You're a ROR, buddy!Copy !req
1141. Hey!Copy !req
1142. Where are you going?Copy !req
1143. You did what?Copy !req
1144. My team had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
1145. It was all me. I cheated.Copy !req
1146. I expect you off campus by tomorrow.Copy !req
1147. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1148. You're a disgrace to this universityCopy !req
1149. and your family name.Copy !req
1150. What's going on?Copy !req
1151. Someone broke into the door lab!Copy !req
1152. What?Copy !req
1153. Oh, no.Copy !req
1154. Open the door! Don't go in there!Copy !req
1155. You look funny.Copy !req
1156. What?Copy !req
1157. I'm so tired. What's going on?Copy !req
1158. It's the middle of the night.Copy !req
1159. A little funny green guy.Copy !req
1160. I want to touch it! It's so cute!Copy !req
1161. James!Copy !req
1162. No one goes near that door
until the authorities arrive.Copy !req
1163. You don't think that could be...Copy !req
1164. - It's Mike.
- But he could die out there!Copy !req
1165. James, wait! We can help.Copy !req
1166. Leave it to the old master of sales.Copy !req
1167. We got a call in,
but that's the best we can do.Copy !req
1168. Don Carlton, sales.
Folks, today is your lucky day.Copy !req
1169. How many times have you asked
yourself the following question...Copy !req
1170. - Arrest him.
- Pardon?Copy !req
1171. Spread them, pops!Copy !req
1172. - Do you mind?
- Don't move!Copy !req
1173. What? Sullivan!Copy !req
1174. Don't you dare!Copy !req
1175. Sullivan! Don't go in there!Copy !req
1176. Mike?Copy !req
1177. Mike!Copy !req
1178. The kids said
they saw something in the cabin.Copy !req
1179. - They're calling it an alien.
- It was!Copy !req
1180. I saw a little green guy!Copy !req
1181. What's the problem, ma'am?Copy !req
1182. Mike?Copy !req
1183. Bear! A bear in the camp!Copy !req
1184. Down this way. All right?Copy !req
1185. I heard something over here!Copy !req
1186. Mike!Copy !req
1187. Come on, buddy.
Let's get you out of here.Copy !req
1188. This is all my fault. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1189. You were right.
They weren't scared of me.Copy !req
1190. I did everything right.Copy !req
1191. I wanted it more than anyone.Copy !req
1192. And I thought...
I thought if I wanted it enough,Copy !req
1193. I could show everybody that...Copy !req
1194. That Mike Wazowski
is something special.Copy !req
1195. And I'm justCopy !req
1196. not.Copy !req
1197. Look, Mike, I know how you feel.Copy !req
1198. Don't do that! Please, don't do that!Copy !req
1199. - You do not know how I feel.
- Mike, calm down.Copy !req
1200. Monsters like you have everything.
You don't have to be good.Copy !req
1201. You can mess up over and over againCopy !req
1202. - and the whole world loves you.
- Mike...Copy !req
1203. You'll never know what it's like to fail
because you were born a Sullivan!Copy !req
1204. Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.Copy !req
1205. The one who got kicked out
of the program,Copy !req
1206. the one who was so afraid
to let everyone downCopy !req
1207. that I cheated.Copy !req
1208. And I lied.Copy !req
1209. Mike, I'll never know how you feel,Copy !req
1210. but you're not the only failure here.Copy !req
1211. I act scary, Mike, but most of the timeCopy !req
1212. I'm terrified.Copy !req
1213. How come you never
told me that before?Copy !req
1214. BecauseCopy !req
1215. we weren't friends before.Copy !req
1216. Check the lake!Copy !req
1217. I heard something here!Copy !req
1218. This way!Copy !req
1219. I saw movement!Copy !req
1220. Over there!Copy !req
1221. Sulley!Copy !req
1222. He's cornered!Copy !req
1223. No!Copy !req
1224. They're still in there!Copy !req
1225. Until the authorities arrive,
this door stays off!Copy !req
1226. No! You can't do that! No!Copy !req
1227. Enough! I want this room cleared now!Copy !req
1228. You can't do this!Copy !req
1229. We got to get out of here!Copy !req
1230. - Let them come.
- What?Copy !req
1231. If we scare them,
I mean really scare them,Copy !req
1232. we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!Copy !req
1233. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1234. I have read every book
about Scaring ever written.Copy !req
1235. This could work!Copy !req
1236. They're adults. I can't do this.Copy !req
1237. Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
1238. Mama!Copy !req
1239. Mama!Copy !req
1240. Mama...Copy !req
1241. What the...Copy !req
1242. - Now what?
- Phase two.Copy !req
1243. Keep together.Copy !req
1244. Are you ready?Copy !req
1245. - Mike, I can't.
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
1246. Stop being a Sullivan
and start being you.Copy !req
1247. Call for backup.Copy !req
1248. Assistance on the north side.Copy !req
1249. Repeat, we need assistance
on the north side.Copy !req
1250. Ranger,
answer me, what's your 20?Copy !req
1251. We need assistance on the north side.
We have a...Copy !req
1252. Look! What was it?Copy !req
1253. Let's go.Copy !req
1254. Sulley, come on!Copy !req
1255. How?Copy !req
1256. How did you do this?Copy !req
1257. Don't ask me.Copy !req
1258. Move, move, move!
This is a 54-23 in progress.Copy !req
1259. All right, everybody, clear out.Copy !req
1260. Secure the perimeter.Copy !req
1261. No child breach.
no child breach.Copy !req
1262. You ruined our doors!Copy !req
1263. I've been working on my door
all semester!Copy !req
1264. Let's go, you two.Copy !req
1265. - You're alive!
- We are so glad you're safe.Copy !req
1266. Hey, wait!Copy !req
1267. What's going to happen to them?Copy !req
1268. That's for the university president
to decide.Copy !req
1269. But you can be sure
we'll be watching these two.Copy !req
1270. Always watching.Copy !req
1271. - Expelled?
- Yeah, we really messed up.Copy !req
1272. So, you're leaving?Copy !req
1273. Yeah, buddy. We have to go.Copy !req
1274. Harsh, man.Copy !req
1275. I'm sorry, guys.
You'd be in the Scaring programCopy !req
1276. right now if it wasn't for us.Copy !req
1277. What?Copy !req
1278. Well, it is
the gosh-darnedest thing.Copy !req
1279. Hardscrabble's letting us
into the Scare program.Copy !req
1280. What?Copy !req
1281. She was impressed with
our performance in the games.Copy !req
1282. She invited us to join next semester!Copy !req
1283. Congratulations, guys!Copy !req
1284. And that's not the only piece
of good news.Copy !req
1285. Sherrie and I are engaged!Copy !req
1286. Who is Sherrie?Copy !req
1287. She's my mom.Copy !req
1288. Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!Copy !req
1289. Come here. Give me some sugar.Copy !req
1290. So uncomfortable.Copy !req
1291. Come on, Scott.Copy !req
1292. I don't want you to think of me
as your new dad.Copy !req
1293. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.Copy !req
1294. This is so weird.Copy !req
1295. Just think of me
as your big brotherCopy !req
1296. that's marrying your mother.Copy !req
1297. Wait. Hold on.Copy !req
1298. We're brothers who share
the same mom slash wife.Copy !req
1299. That's worse.Copy !req
1300. Well, I guess we should be going now.Copy !req
1301. Promise me you'll keep in touch.Copy !req
1302. You're the scariest bunch
of monsters I have ever met.Copy !req
1303. Don't let anyone tell you different.Copy !req
1304. So, what now?Copy !req
1305. You know, for the first time in my life,
I don't really have a plan.Copy !req
1306. You're the great Mike Wazowski.
You'll come up with something.Copy !req
1307. I think it's time I leave the greatness
to other monsters.Copy !req
1308. I'm okay just being okay.Copy !req
1309. So long, Sull.Copy !req
1310. So long.Copy !req
1311. Wazowski!Copy !req
1312. Stop the bus!Copy !req
1313. Are you crazy?Copy !req
1314. Mike,Copy !req
1315. I don't know a single Scarer
who can do what you do.Copy !req
1316. I know, everyone sees us together,Copy !req
1317. they think I'm the one running the show,
but the truth is,Copy !req
1318. I've been riding your coattails
since day one!Copy !req
1319. You made the deal with Hardscrabble.Copy !req
1320. You took a hopeless team
and made them champions.Copy !req
1321. All I did was catch a pig!Copy !req
1322. Technically, I caught the pig.Copy !req
1323. Exactly! And you think you're just okay?Copy !req
1324. You pulled off the biggest Scare
this school has ever seen!Copy !req
1325. - That wasn't me!
- That was you!Copy !req
1326. You think I could have done that
without you?Copy !req
1327. I didn't even bring a pencil
on the first day of school.Copy !req
1328. Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.Copy !req
1329. But you are fearless.Copy !req
1330. And if Hardscrabble can't see that,
then she can just...Copy !req
1331. I can just what?Copy !req
1332. Careful, Mr. Sullivan.
I was just warming up to you.Copy !req
1333. Sorry.Copy !req
1334. Well, gentlemen,Copy !req
1335. it seems you made the front page again.Copy !req
1336. The two of you did something togetherCopy !req
1337. that no one has ever done before.Copy !req
1338. You surprised me.Copy !req
1339. Perhaps I should keep an eye out
for more surprisesCopy !req
1340. like you in my program.Copy !req
1341. But as far as the two of you
are concernedCopy !req
1342. there is nothing I can do for you now.Copy !req
1343. Except, perhaps, wish you luck.Copy !req
1344. And, Mr. Wazowski,
keep surprising people.Copy !req
1345. You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.Copy !req
1346. They're always hiring in the mailroom.Copy !req
1347. This is better than I ever imagined!Copy !req
1348. I bet we break the all-time record
in our first year.Copy !req
1349. Mike, we're mail guys.Copy !req
1350. I know. I'm talking about
the record for letters delivered!Copy !req
1351. All right, newbies, quit goofing around.Copy !req
1352. I'll have you know tampering
with the mail is a crimeCopy !req
1353. - punishable by banishment!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1354. We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.Copy !req
1355. The team of Wazowski and SullivanCopy !req
1356. are going to change the world
starting today!Copy !req
1357. Say scream!Copy !req
1358. - Scream!
- Scream!Copy !req
1359. Wazowski, good luck on your first day!Copy !req
1360. Thanks, Merv.Copy !req
1361. - Good luck, Mike!
- Thanks, fellas.Copy !req
1362. You coming, Coach?Copy !req
1363. You better believe it.Copy !req
1364. I made it! My first day of class!Copy !req
1365. The school year's over, son.
You missed it.Copy !req
1366. Great.Copy !req