1. ♪ The neck bone's connectedCopy !req
2. - Ah!Copy !req
3. - I scared you!
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
4. Okay! Remember our field trip rules,
everyone.Copy !req
5. Uh, no pushing, no biting,
and no fire breathing!Copy !req
6. - What did I just say?Copy !req
7. Eighteen, nineteen...Copy !req
8. Okay, we're missing one.
Who are we missing?Copy !req
9. Oh. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
10. Thanks, Joe.Copy !req
11. Good luck finishing
your crossword puzzle.Copy !req
12. - Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
- That's okay.Copy !req
13. When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!Copy !req
14. I wish I had pockets.Copy !req
15. Okay, everyone, partner up.
Get your field trip buddy.Copy !req
16. Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.Copy !req
17. Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
Great choice. She's a good egg.Copy !req
18. Russell.Copy !req
19. Mike? Wazowski?Copy !req
20. We car-pool?Copy !req
21. - We're cousins.
Hey!Copy !req
22. Okay. Good catching up.Copy !req
23. Well, Michael, it looks like
it's you and me again.Copy !req
24. Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.Copy !req
25. Please don't call me Karen.Copy !req
26. Now, stay close together.Copy !req
27. We're entering a very dangerous area.Copy !req
28. Welcome to the Scare Floor.Copy !req
29. Wow!Copy !req
30. This is where
we collect the Scream EnergyCopy !req
31. - to power our whole world.Copy !req
32. And can anyone tell me
whose job it is to go get that scream?Copy !req
33. Scarers!
- That's right!Copy !req
34. Now, which one of you can
give me the scariest roar?Copy !req
35. Me, me, me!Copy !req
36. Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,Copy !req
37. - two o'clock!Copy !req
38. No, it's like this.Copy !req
39. - Hey, guys, watch this one.Copy !req
40. Hey, I got a really good...Copy !req
41. Wow!Copy !req
42. Whoa.Copy !req
43. Well, hey there, kids.
Are you on a tour with your school?Copy !req
44. - Yeah!
- MRS. Yes.Copy !req
45. We're here to learn about Scream
Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.Copy !req
46. Well, hey, you're in luck,
because I just happen to be a Scarer.Copy !req
47. I learned everything
I know from my school,Copy !req
48. Monsters University.Copy !req
49. Whoa.Copy !req
50. It's the best Scaring School there is.Copy !req
51. You wish! Fear Tech's the best.Copy !req
52. Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
which school's the best. All right?Copy !req
53. MU is.Copy !req
54. Let's go, everybody!Copy !req
55. West coast coming online.Copy !req
56. Scarers coming out.Copy !req
57. Oops. Stop right there.Copy !req
58. Don't cross over that safety line.Copy !req
59. Human children are extremely toxic.Copy !req
60. - Look at that!Copy !req
61. Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!Copy !req
62. Look at that! It's amazing!Copy !req
63. I know!Copy !req
64. Wow!
Excuse me. Fellas.Copy !req
65. How about we do
tallest in the back?Copy !req
66. Look, he's going toCopy !req
67. - do a real Scare!Copy !req
68. - Cool. I want to be a Scarer.
- Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
69. Come on, guys. I want to see.Copy !req
70. Out of the way, Wazowski.Copy !req
71. You don't belong on a Scare Floor.Copy !req
72. Brian! Do not step over the line.Copy !req
73. Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.Copy !req
74. Michael!Copy !req
75. See? I told you. He's fine.Copy !req
76. Well,
I thought I heard something.Copy !req
77. What?Copy !req
78. - Are you okay?Copy !req
79. You could have gotten hurt!Copy !req
80. I don't understand
how this could happen!Copy !req
81. That was real dangerous, kid.
I didn't even know you were in there.Copy !req
82. Wow. I didn't even know
you were in there.Copy !req
83. Not bad, kid.Copy !req
84. Michael, what do you have
to say for yourself?Copy !req
85. How do I become a Scarer?Copy !req
86. Monsters University!
Anybody getting off?Copy !req
87. Well, everyone,
I don't mean to get emotional,Copy !req
88. but everything in my life
has led to this moment.Copy !req
89. Let it not be
just the beginning of my dreamCopy !req
90. but the beginning of all of our dreams.Copy !req
91. Gladys, promise me
you'll keep auditioning.Copy !req
92. Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.Copy !req
93. Phil, keep using the ointment
till that thing goes away.Copy !req
94. I wish you all the best.
Thank you all so much!Copy !req
95. I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.Copy !req
96. - Hello. How are you doing?Copy !req
97. Ah!Copy !req
98. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
99. Stroke! Stroke!Copy !req
100. Come on, put all you have into it!Copy !req
101. Stroke! Stroke!Copy !req
102. Okay! First thing on my list,Copy !req
103. get registered.Copy !req
104. Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,Copy !req
105. and I'm here to say
that registration is thataway!Copy !req
106. - Okay, Jay.
- Have a great first day.Copy !req
107. Hey, I'm Kay!
Here's your orientation packet.Copy !req
108. Thanks, Kay.Copy !req
109. You can drop your bags off here
and get your picture taken with Trey.Copy !req
110. - Say hooray!
- Hooray!Copy !req
111. I can't believe it.Copy !req
112. I'm officially a college student!Copy !req
113. Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,Copy !req
114. and I'll be giving you your
orientation tour on this perfect day!Copy !req
115. Here are the labs
where students learnCopy !req
116. to design and build the doors
to the Human World.Copy !req
117. Looks like the professor is
about to test a door!Copy !req
118. The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet,
three meals a day.Copy !req
119. I personally believe we have
some of the best chefs in the world.Copy !req
120. - Oh! Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
121. The campus offers
a wide variety of majors,Copy !req
122. but the crown jewel of MU
is the Scaring School.Copy !req
123. Welcome to the Debate Team.
We're happy to have you.Copy !req
124. I disagree for the following reasons.Copy !req
125. True happiness
is a theoretical construct...Copy !req
126. Hey there! Keep your eye on the skyCopy !req
127. at the Astronomy Club!Copy !req
128. Hey, hey, hey!
Come join the Improv Club.Copy !req
129. You'll wish you were a...
Never... Always...Copy !req
130. Ah, dang it!Copy !req
131. MU's Greek Council. We sponsor
the annual Scare Games.Copy !req
132. The Scare what now?Copy !req
133. The Scare Games!Copy !req
134. A super-intense Scaring competition!Copy !req
135. They're crazy dangerous,
so anything could happen.Copy !req
136. A bunch of guys went
to the hospital last year!Copy !req
137. - You could totally die.
- And it's worth it.Copy !req
138. You get a chance to prove
that you are the best!Copy !req
139. Cool.Copy !req
140. Wazowski, Room 319.Copy !req
141. You know, your roommate
is a Scaring major, too.Copy !req
142. "Hello, I'm your roommate."
Oh, that's too bland.Copy !req
143. Don't force it. Just let it happen.Copy !req
144. Your lifelong best friend
is right behind this door.Copy !req
145. Hey there. I'm your roomie.Copy !req
146. Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.Copy !req
147. Oh!
Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.Copy !req
148. I can tell we're going to be
best chums, Mike.Copy !req
149. Take whichever bed you want.Copy !req
150. I wanted you to have first dibs.Copy !req
151. Ahh!Copy !req
152. You just disappeared.Copy !req
153. Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class,
I'll be a joke.Copy !req
154. No, it's totally great. You got to use it.Copy !req
155. - Really?
- Yeah, but lose the glasses.Copy !req
156. - They give it away.
- Huh.Copy !req
157. Okay!Copy !req
158. Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.Copy !req
159. Now I just need to ace my classes,
graduate with honours,Copy !req
160. and become the greatest Scarer ever.Copy !req
161. Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.Copy !req
162. Aren't you even a little nervous?Copy !req
163. Actually, no.Copy !req
164. I've been waiting for this my whole life.Copy !req
165. I just can't wait to get started.Copy !req
166. Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!Copy !req
167. Wow.Copy !req
168. You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
169. I'm so nervous!Copy !req
170. Relax. It will be fine.Copy !req
171. - Good morning, students.Copy !req
172. Welcome to Scaring 101.Copy !req
173. I am Professor Knight.Copy !req
174. Now I'm sure all of you
were the scariest monster in your town.Copy !req
175. Well, bad news, kids.
You're in my town now,Copy !req
176. and I do not scare easily.Copy !req
177. Dean Hardscrabble.
This is a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
178. She's a legend.Copy !req
179. She broke the all-time Scare Record
with the scream in that very can!Copy !req
180. I don't mean to interrupt.Copy !req
181. I just thought I'd drop byCopy !req
182. to see the terrifying faces
joining my programme.Copy !req
183. Well, I'm sure my students
would love to hearCopy !req
184. a few words of inspiration.Copy !req
185. Inspiration? Very well.Copy !req
186. Scariness is the true measure
of a monster.Copy !req
187. If you're not scaryCopy !req
188. what kind of a monster are you?Copy !req
189. It's my job to make
great students greater,Copy !req
190. not make mediocre students
less mediocre.Copy !req
191. That is why at the end of the semester
there will be a final exam.Copy !req
192. Fail that exam and you are
out of the Scaring programme.Copy !req
193. So, I should hope
you're all properly inspired.Copy !req
194. All right. All right.Copy !req
195. Who can tell me the properties
of an effective roar?Copy !req
196. Yes?Copy !req
197. There are actually five.Copy !req
198. Those include the roar's resonance,Copy !req
199. the duration of the roar, and the...Copy !req
200. Whoops. Sorry.Copy !req
201. I heard someone say "roar,"
so I just kind of went for it.Copy !req
202. Oh, excuse me, sorry.Copy !req
203. I didn't mean to scare you there.
Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
204. Very impressive, Mister...Copy !req
205. Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.Copy !req
206. Sullivan.Copy !req
207. Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?Copy !req
208. Yeah. He's my dad.Copy !req
209. - He's a Sullivan!Copy !req
210. I should have known.
I expect big things from you.Copy !req
211. Well, you won't be disappointed.Copy !req
212. Uh... I'm sorry.
Should I keep going?Copy !req
213. No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.Copy !req
214. Huh.Copy !req
215. Everyone take out
your Scaring textbooksCopy !req
216. and open them to chapter one.Copy !req
217. Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?Copy !req
218. I forgot all my stuff.Copy !req
219. Ah! All right. Yes.
There we go. That will get it.Copy !req
220. Mmm... Yeah.Copy !req
221. Come on, Mike. It's a fraternityCopy !req
222. and sorority party. We have to go!Copy !req
223. If we flunk that Scaring final,
we are done.Copy !req
224. I'm not taking any chances.Copy !req
225. You've got
the whole semester to study,Copy !req
226. but this might be our only chanceCopy !req
227. to get in good with the cool kids.Copy !req
228. That's why I made these cupcakes.
Oops.Copy !req
229. That could
have been embarrassing.Copy !req
230. When I'm a Scarer,
life will be a nonstop party.Copy !req
231. Stay out of trouble, wild man.Copy !req
232. Wild man.Copy !req
233. What the...Copy !req
234. - Archie!Copy !req
235. Boo!Copy !req
236. - Hey! What are you...Copy !req
237. Wait... You're shushing me?
Hey! Hey! You can't...Copy !req
238. Where did he go?
He's dead meat.Copy !req
239. - That guy's in big trouble.
- Yeah, he is.Copy !req
240. Hey, guys! Over here!Copy !req
241. - Fear Tech dummies.Copy !req
242. - Oh, oh!Copy !req
243. - Sorry about that, buddy.
- Why are you in my room?Copy !req
244. Your room? This is my...Copy !req
245. This is not my room.Copy !req
246. Archie! Come here, boy.Copy !req
247. - Archie?Copy !req
248. Archie the Scare Pig.
He's Fear Tech's mascot.Copy !req
249. - Why is it here?Copy !req
250. I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.Copy !req
251. The what?Copy !req
252. Roar Omega Roar.
The top fraternity on campus.Copy !req
253. They only accept the highly elite.Copy !req
254. Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.Copy !req
255. - Ready? One, two, three.
- What? No, no... Oh! What...Copy !req
256. That's it. Don't let go.Copy !req
257. - Careful. He's a biter.Copy !req
258. Whoa! Whoa, hey... Whoa!Copy !req
259. I got him!Copy !req
260. Uh-oh! Whoa!Copy !req
261. That was awesome!Copy !req
262. What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.Copy !req
263. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
264. Listen, it was quite delightful
meeting youCopy !req
265. and whatever that is,Copy !req
266. but if you don't mind,
I have to study my Scaring.Copy !req
267. You don't need to study Scaring.Copy !req
268. You just do it.Copy !req
269. Really? I think there's
a little more to it than that.Copy !req
270. But, hey, thanks for stopping by.Copy !req
271. Let go of that!Copy !req
272. - My hat!
- My pig!Copy !req
273. Ooh!Copy !req
274. Hey! Come here!Copy !req
275. - Hey!Copy !req
276. Catch it!Copy !req
277. Come back here!Copy !req
278. - Ooh! Yeah!Copy !req
279. Ride it to frat row!Copy !req
280. Hey!Copy !req
281. Whoa... Ow!Copy !req
282. Wow!Copy !req
283. - Whoa!Copy !req
284. - Go, go, go!Copy !req
285. Hey...Copy !req
286. - Come on! Hey!
- Ooh!Copy !req
287. Cupcake?Copy !req
288. Whoa...Copy !req
289. Ooh!Copy !req
290. Got it!Copy !req
291. - Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!Copy !req
292. M-U! M-U! M-U!Copy !req
293. Did you see him catch that pig?Copy !req
294. You are Jaws Theta Chi material,
freshman.Copy !req
295. Oh, thanks. I don't know...Copy !req
296. No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.Copy !req
297. - Back off. We saw him first.
- No way. We did!Copy !req
298. I'll take it from here,
gentlemen.Copy !req
299. Johnny Worthington,
president of Roar Omega Roar.Copy !req
300. What's your name, big blue?Copy !req
301. Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.Copy !req
302. This guy's a Sullivan?
Like the famous Sullivan?Copy !req
303. I can't believe it! That is crazy!Copy !req
304. - Chet, calm down.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
305. Sulley, any freshman with the guts
to pull off a stunt like thatCopy !req
306. has got "Future Scarer"
written all over him.Copy !req
307. Hey, did you see me ride the pig?
That took guts.Copy !req
308. Slow down, squirt.
This party is for Scare students only.Copy !req
309. Oh, sorry, killer,
but you might want to hang outCopy !req
310. with someone a little more your speed.Copy !req
311. Uh... They look fun!Copy !req
312. Oh, hey there.
Want to join Oozma Kappa?Copy !req
313. We have cake.Copy !req
314. Go crazy.Copy !req
315. - Is that a joke?Copy !req
316. Sulley, talk to your friend.Copy !req
317. Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.Copy !req
318. You heard him.
This is a party for Scare students.Copy !req
319. I am a Scare student.Copy !req
320. I mean for Scare students who actually,Copy !req
321. you know, have a chance.Copy !req
322. - Aw, snap!Copy !req
323. My chances are just as good as yours.Copy !req
324. You're not even
in the same league with me.Copy !req
325. Just wait, hotshot.Copy !req
326. I'm going to scare circles
around you this year.Copy !req
327. Oh, okay.
I'd like to see that.Copy !req
328. Oh, don't worry. You will.Copy !req
329. Ready position.Copy !req
330. - Common crouch.Copy !req
331. I want to see matted fur
and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.Copy !req
332. - Show me some slobber.Copy !req
333. Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.Copy !req
334. Now here is a monster
who looks like a Scarer.Copy !req
335. You want a hope of passing
this class, you better eat,Copy !req
336. - breathe, and sleep Scaring.Copy !req
337. Yeah!Copy !req
338. Give me another one.Copy !req
339. - Fear of spiders.
- Arachnophobia.Copy !req
340. - Fear of thunder.
- Keraunophobia.Copy !req
341. - Fear of chopsticks!
- Consecotaleophobia.Copy !req
342. What is this, kindergarten?
Give me a hard one.Copy !req
343. Go Monsters U!
You know what to do!Copy !req
344. The answer is C, fangs.Copy !req
345. Well done, Mr. Wazowski.Copy !req
346. - A bowl of spiders!
- Correct!Copy !req
347. - A clown running in the dark!
- Right again.Copy !req
348. Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.Copy !req
349. Outstanding!Copy !req
350. - Ah! Whoa!Copy !req
351. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
352. Ah!Copy !req
353. - Ogre slump.Copy !req
354. - Zombie snarl.Copy !req
355. - Dominant silverback gorilla.Copy !req
356. That is some remarkable
improvement, Michael.Copy !req
357. One frightening face does not
a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.Copy !req
358. A Tauntaun Grimace with Extra Slobber.Copy !req
359. - You got it!
- That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
360. I am going to wipe the floor
with that little know-it-all.Copy !req
361. Yes, you are, big blue.Copy !req
362. Hey, wait. What are you guys...Copy !req
363. It's just a precaution.Copy !req
364. RORs are the best Scarers
on campus, Sullivan.Copy !req
365. Can't have a member getting
shown up by a beach ball.Copy !req
366. Whoo-hoo! I am on a roll.Copy !req
367. I'm going to destroy that guy.Copy !req
368. Well, then you'll get this back
right away.Copy !req
369. It's time to start delivering
on that Sullivan name.Copy !req
370. Today's final will judge your ability
to assess a child's fearCopy !req
371. and perform the appropriate Scare
in the Scare Simulator.Copy !req
372. The Child Sensitivity Level will be raisedCopy !req
373. from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,Copy !req
374. so give it everything you've got.Copy !req
375. Dean Hardscrabble is with us
this morningCopy !req
376. to see who will be moving on
in the Scaring programmeCopy !req
377. and who will not.Copy !req
378. Let's get started.Copy !req
379. I am a five-year-old girl
afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.Copy !req
380. Which Scare do you use?Copy !req
381. Uh...Copy !req
382. That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.Copy !req
383. Demonstrate.Copy !req
384. Results will be posted
outside my office. Next.Copy !req
385. Focus.Copy !req
386. Johnson, Crackle and Howl.
Yes!Copy !req
387. Hey. Do you mind?Copy !req
388. Don't mind at all.Copy !req
389. Come on, Mike. Let's just move.Copy !req
390. Stay out of my way.Copy !req
391. Unlike you, I had to work hard
to get into the Scare programme.Copy !req
392. That's because you don't belong here.Copy !req
393. That's what I thought.Copy !req
394. Whoa! Whoa...Copy !req
395. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
396. It was an accident.Copy !req
397. What? This?Copy !req
398. My one souvenir
from a lifetime of Scaring?Copy !req
399. Accidents happen, don't they.Copy !req
400. The important thing is no one got hurt.Copy !req
401. You're taking this remarkably well.Copy !req
402. Now, let's continue the exams.Copy !req
403. Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girlCopy !req
404. on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.Copy !req
405. Which Scare do you use?Copy !req
406. Shouldn't I go up on the...Copy !req
407. Which Scare do you use?Copy !req
408. That is a Shadow Approach
with a Crackle Holler.Copy !req
409. Demonstrate.Copy !req
410. - Stop. Thank you.
- But I didn't get to...Copy !req
411. I've seen enough.Copy !req
412. I'm a seven-year-old boy...Copy !req
413. I wasn't finished.Copy !req
414. I don't need to know
any of that stuff to scare.Copy !req
415. That "stuff" would've informed youCopy !req
416. that this particular child
is afraid of snakes.Copy !req
417. So a roar wouldn't make him scream,
it would make him cry,Copy !req
418. alerting his parents,
exposing the monster world,Copy !req
419. destroying life as we know it,Copy !req
420. and of course we can't have that.Copy !req
421. So I'm afraid I cannot
recommend that you continueCopy !req
422. in the Scaring programme. Good day.Copy !req
423. Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.Copy !req
424. Well then, I'm sure your familyCopy !req
425. will be very disappointed.Copy !req
426. And, Mr. Wazowski,
what you lack is somethingCopy !req
427. that cannot be taught.Copy !req
428. You're not scary.Copy !req
429. You will not be continuing
in the Scaring programme.Copy !req
430. Please. Let me try the simulator.
I'll surprise you.Copy !req
431. Surprise me? I doubt that very much.Copy !req
432. Welcome back.Copy !req
433. I hope everyone had a pleasant break.Copy !req
434. Some say that a career
as a scream-can designer is boring,Copy !req
435. unchallenging, a waste
of a monster's potential.Copy !req
436. Open your textbooks to chapter three.Copy !req
437. We will now plunge into the rich historyCopy !req
438. - of scream-can design.Copy !req
439. Out of my way!Copy !req
440. Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!Copy !req
441. Welcome to this year's
Greek Scare Games kickoff.Copy !req
442. - The Scare Games! Yeah!Copy !req
443. - Okay, relax.Copy !req
444. We have a special guest,
the founder of the games,Copy !req
445. Dean Hardscrabble.Copy !req
446. Good afternoon.Copy !req
447. As a student, I created these gamesCopy !req
448. as a friendly competition,Copy !req
449. but be prepared.Copy !req
450. To take home the trophy,Copy !req
451. you must be the most fearsome
monsters on campus.Copy !req
452. So good luck,
and may the best monsters win.Copy !req
453. - All right, everybody.Copy !req
454. We're closing down sign-ups,
so we'll see you all...Copy !req
455. Wait!Copy !req
456. I'm signing up!Copy !req
457. What?Copy !req
458. Uh... You have to be
in a fraternity to compete.Copy !req
459. Behold the next winning fraternity
of the Scare Games,Copy !req
460. the brothers, my brothers,
of Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
461. Hi.Copy !req
462. Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?Copy !req
463. You just said the winners are the most
fearsome monsters on campus.Copy !req
464. If I win, it means
you kicked out the best ScarerCopy !req
465. in the whole school.Copy !req
466. That won't happen.Copy !req
467. How about a little wager?Copy !req
468. If I win, you let me back
in the Scaring programme.Copy !req
469. And what would that prove?Copy !req
470. That you were wrong.Copy !req
471. Very well.Copy !req
472. If you win, I will let your entire teamCopy !req
473. into the Scare programme.Copy !req
474. But if you lose,Copy !req
475. you will leave Monsters University.Copy !req
476. Deal.Copy !req
477. Now all you need to do is find
enough members to compete.Copy !req
478. We need six guys, right?Copy !req
479. Sorry, chief.Copy !req
480. We count bodies, not heads.
That dude counts as one.Copy !req
481. Anybody else want to join our team?
Anyone at all?Copy !req
482. Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.Copy !req
483. - Can I squeeze by you?
- Randy!Copy !req
484. Randy, thank goodness.
I need you on my team.Copy !req
485. Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.Copy !req
486. Boggs.Copy !req
487. I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.Copy !req
488. Don't blow this for me.Copy !req
489. Do the thing.Copy !req
490. - Oh! Where did he go?Copy !req
491. Please, anybody.Copy !req
492. I need one more monster.
Just one more!Copy !req
493. Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.Copy !req
494. We have to move on.
Your team doesn't qualify.Copy !req
495. Yes, it does!Copy !req
496. The star player has just arrived.Copy !req
497. No way! Someone else!
Please! Anyone else.Copy !req
498. We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?
Is he on your team or not?Copy !req
499. Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
500. Fine! Yes, he's on my team.Copy !req
501. Good luck.Copy !req
502. All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?Copy !req
503. This is a fraternity house?Copy !req
504. Hey there, teammateys!
Come on aboard!Copy !req
505. As the president of Oozma Kappa,Copy !req
506. it is my honour to welcome you
to your new home.Copy !req
507. We call this room "Party Central."Copy !req
508. Technically, we haven't
actually had a party here yet.Copy !req
509. But when we do, we'll be ready!Copy !req
510. Whoo!Copy !req
511. The hot cocoa train
is coming through! Whoa!Copy !req
512. - Next stop... You!Copy !req
513. I would like to start us off first by...Copy !req
514. So, you guys are Scaring majors?Copy !req
515. We were!
None of us lasted very long.Copy !req
516. I guess we just weren't what
old Hardscrabble was looking for.Copy !req
517. Don Carlton, mature student.Copy !req
518. Thirty years in the textile industryCopy !req
519. and then old dandy Don got downsized.Copy !req
520. Figured I could throw myself a pity party,Copy !req
521. or go back to school
and learn the computers.Copy !req
522. Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...Copy !req
523. And I'm Terri with an "I"!
I'm a dance major!Copy !req
524. And I'm not.Copy !req
525. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
526. Seven, eight, turn! And...
Why didn't you turn?Copy !req
527. Because we never agreed to do this!Copy !req
528. - You said this was going to be cool!
- No one said this was gonna be cool.Copy !req
529. - Now I'm embarrassed.
- Now you're embarrassed?Copy !req
530. Yes, because it's in front of people!Copy !req
531. You should wake up embarrassed.Copy !req
532. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
533. I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.Copy !req
534. Excited to live with you
and laugh with you,Copy !req
535. and cry with you.Copy !req
536. Thought you might like
to keep a dream journal.Copy !req
537. - Guess that leaves me.
- Ah!Copy !req
538. My name's Scott Squibbles.Copy !req
539. My friends call me Squishy.Copy !req
540. I'm undeclared, unattached,Copy !req
541. and unwelcome pretty much
everywhere but here.Copy !req
542. Now that we've all been introduced,
as captain of our team...Copy !req
543. So, basically, you guys have
no Scaring experience?Copy !req
544. Not a lot!
But now we've got you!Copy !req
545. You're about the scariest fella
I've ever seen.Copy !req
546. Even with them pink polka dots.Copy !req
547. Aw, thanks.Copy !req
548. Actually, I think I bring
the whole package.Copy !req
549. Your hands are as big as my face!Copy !req
550. He's like a mountain with fur!Copy !req
551. Oh, come on. I don't even work out.Copy !req
552. Yeah, me neither.
I don't want to get too big.Copy !req
553. We thought our dreams were over,
but Mike said if we win,Copy !req
554. they're letting us
in the Scaring programme.Copy !req
555. We're going to be real Scarers!Copy !req
556. - The best!
- You betcha!Copy !req
557. Yeah! Right.Copy !req
558. And here's what you've been
waiting for, fellas.Copy !req
559. Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.Copy !req
560. Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?Copy !req
561. We'll let you guys get settled.Copy !req
562. Anything you need,
you just give a big holler-oonie!Copy !req
563. Okay, thanks, buddy.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
564. Look, they don't need to be good.
I'm going to carry the whole team.Copy !req
565. Really? And who's going to carry you?Copy !req
566. Hey, if you want to go back
to can design,Copy !req
567. you know where the door is.Copy !req
568. Great.Copy !req
569. Guys?Copy !req
570. Anybody home?Copy !req
571. Um...Copy !req
572. Hello?Copy !req
573. Fellas?Copy !req
574. Do you pledge your soulsCopy !req
575. to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?Copy !req
576. - Ow!
- Do you swear toCopy !req
577. - keep secret...
- ... all that you learn here?Copy !req
578. No matter how horrifying?Copy !req
579. Hey!Copy !req
580. Will you take the sacred oath
of the...Copy !req
581. - For crying out loud.
- Sweetie!Copy !req
582. Turn the lights on
while you're down here!Copy !req
583. You're going to ruin your eyes!Copy !req
584. Mom! We're doing an initiation!Copy !req
585. Oh, scary. Well, carry on.Copy !req
586. Just pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
587. This is my mom's house.Copy !req
588. Do you promise to look out
for your brothers...Copy !req
589. no matter what the peril?Copy !req
590. Will you defend Oozma Kappa
no matter how dangerous?Copy !req
591. No matter how insurmountable
the odds may be?Copy !req
592. From evils both great and small?Copy !req
593. In the face of unending pain and...Copy !req
594. Oh, forget it! You're in.Copy !req
595. Look, we know
we're no one's first choiceCopy !req
596. for a fraternity,Copy !req
597. so it means a lot
to have you here with us.Copy !req
598. Can't wait to start Scaring
with you, brothers.Copy !req
599. - Time for a celebration!
- Yeah!Copy !req
600. Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,Copy !req
601. because we're building a fort!Copy !req
602. Mom, can we stay up late tonight?Copy !req
603. Mmm, I know you're a princess
and I'm just a stable boy.Copy !req
604. - Yuck!Copy !req
605. - Mom! What are you doing?
- Your grubby paw was in my bed!Copy !req
606. Were you kissing my hand?Copy !req
607. No. And what about you
with all your shedding?Copy !req
608. - I don't shed.
- Really.Copy !req
609. Uh...Copy !req
610. - Excuse me.
- I just want to get my stuff.Copy !req
611. - Would you just...
- Oh, hey. Come on!Copy !req
612. - ... let me get my stuff!Copy !req
613. First morning in the house.Copy !req
614. That's going in the album!Copy !req
615. - Guys! We got a letter!
- A letter?Copy !req
616. We never get mail.Copy !req
617. - Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
- Would you... Give me that!Copy !req
618. Tentacles. They're sticky.Copy !req
619. It's the first event
of the Scare Games.Copy !req
620. "A child's room is where you scare,Copy !req
621. "but avoid the toxicity lurking there."Copy !req
622. Wait a minute.
Where do they want us to meet?Copy !req
623. Of all the sewers on campus,
this one has always been my favourite.Copy !req
624. Art, you've been here before?Copy !req
625. I have a life outside of the house,
you know.Copy !req
626. Welcome to your worst nightmare,Copy !req
627. the Scare Games!Copy !req
628. Scare Games! Scare Games!Copy !req
629. Yes! Yes, I love it!Copy !req
630. I love this energy!Copy !req
631. Okay. Okay, everybody.Copy !req
632. Let's hear it
for the frats and sororitiesCopy !req
633. competing in this year's games...Copy !req
634. - Jaws Theta Chi!Copy !req
635. Python Nu Kappa!Copy !req
636. Slugma Slugma Kappa!Copy !req
637. Roar Omega Roar!Copy !req
638. Eta Hiss Hiss!Copy !req
639. And finally, Oozma Kappa.Copy !req
640. Yay! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
641. Hi, Mom!Copy !req
642. - Smile!Copy !req
643. Let's begin the first competition,Copy !req
644. - the Toxicity Challenge!Copy !req
645. Human children are toxic!Copy !req
646. And anything they touch is toxic.Copy !req
647. We don't have any human toys,Copy !req
648. but thanks to MU's biology department,Copy !req
649. we found a close second,Copy !req
650. - the stinging glow urchin!Copy !req
651. Trust me when I say,Copy !req
652. you are not gonna
want to touch this bad boy!Copy !req
653. I want to touch it.Copy !req
654. And you certainly don't want
to touch any of its friends.Copy !req
655. Yeah, I want to touch them.Copy !req
656. This is the starting line.Copy !req
657. The light at the end of the tunnel
is the finish line.Copy !req
658. And whoever comes in last
is eliminated from the games.Copy !req
659. - Mike...
- What is it?Copy !req
660. Does that mean if we lose, we're out?Copy !req
661. - Don't worry, Smoothie.
- Squishy!Copy !req
662. Squishy. We're not going to lose,Copy !req
663. because we have everything
we need to win right here.Copy !req
664. Heart.Copy !req
665. No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.Copy !req
666. All right, all right.
That's very cute,Copy !req
667. but move, move, move.
I'm going to win this.Copy !req
668. It's an obstacle course.
What are you going to do? Roar at it?Copy !req
669. I can get through
faster than you, little guy.Copy !req
670. Take your place at the starting line!Copy !req
671. This is all about teamwork.Copy !req
672. Everybody, stick together.Copy !req
673. I'm going to beat you
over that finish line.Copy !req
674. Get ready to eat my dust.Copy !req
675. Hey, guys, should we huddle up?Copy !req
676. Attention, teams. One last thing.Copy !req
677. Scarers work in the dark.Copy !req
678. - I want to go home!
- On your marks...Copy !req
679. Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.Copy !req
680. Thanks! We're going to
rip you to pieces!Copy !req
681. What?Copy !req
682. get set...Copy !req
683. - Go!Copy !req
684. I'm going to touch them!Copy !req
685. Ow!Copy !req
686. Come on!Copy !req
687. Uh, guys!
We're falling behind a little! Fellas!Copy !req
688. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
689. Son of a moustache!Copy !req
690. Salisbury steak, that hurts!Copy !req
691. Is that as fast as you can go?Copy !req
692. - Just getting started!
- What the...Copy !req
693. Whoa! Ah!Copy !req
694. Oh... Ah!Copy !req
695. That's got to hurt!Copy !req
696. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
697. - Ooh!
- Terry!Copy !req
698. Don't worry, we'll be fi...Copy !req
699. Ha-ha!Copy !req
700. Oh...Copy !req
701. Uh-oh. Yikes!Copy !req
702. Ow! Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
703. Roar Omega Roar wins!Copy !req
704. - Take that, Wazowski!Copy !req
705. Are you delirious? I beat you!Copy !req
706. Get your eye checked!Copy !req
707. Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!Copy !req
708. Hey! Second place ain't bad.Copy !req
709. Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!Copy !req
710. What?Copy !req
711. Your whole team
has to cross the finish line.Copy !req
712. Third place, EEKs!Copy !req
713. - Fourth place, PNKs!
No.Copy !req
714. - Fifth place, HSS!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
715. And in last place,Copy !req
716. Oozma Kappa.Copy !req
717. I can't feel my anything.Copy !req
718. Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa
has been eliminated!Copy !req
719. No.Copy !req
720. Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.Copy !req
721. It would have taken a miracle
for you to...Copy !req
722. Attention, everyone.Copy !req
723. We have an announcement.Copy !req
724. Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.Copy !req
725. The use of illegal protective gel
is cause for elimination.Copy !req
726. What!Copy !req
727. Which means Oozma Kappa
is back in the games!Copy !req
728. It's a miracle!Copy !req
729. Your luck will run out, eventually.Copy !req
730. This is going to be harder than I thought.Copy !req
731. Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.Copy !req
732. Now, we're going to have to start
winning these things together,Copy !req
733. so that means I'm going to needCopy !req
734. each of you guys
to pull your own weight.Copy !req
735. - Mike?
- What is it?Copy !req
736. We've made a list of
our strengths and weaknesses.Copy !req
737. In high school, I was
the master of the silent scare.Copy !req
738. I could sneak up on a field mouseCopy !req
739. - in a pillow factory.Copy !req
740. Sorry! They get stickier
when I'm sweaty.Copy !req
741. Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.Copy !req
742. We're experts in the ancient craft
of close-up magic.Copy !req
743. It's all about misdirection.Copy !req
744. - Uh...
- I have an extra toe.Copy !req
745. Not with me, of course.Copy !req
746. Guys, one slip-up on the next event,
and we're goners.Copy !req
747. So for this to work,Copy !req
748. I'm gonna need you
to take every instinct you haveCopy !req
749. and bury it deep, deep down.Copy !req
750. - Done.
- From now on, we are of one mind.Copy !req
751. My mind.Copy !req
752. Oh, please.Copy !req
753. I will tell you exactly what to do,
and how to do it.Copy !req
754. Uh... Okay, Mike.
Seems about right.Copy !req
755. All right. Give me scary steps.Copy !req
756. Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!Copy !req
757. You're wasting your time.
We need a new team.Copy !req
758. We can't just
"get a new team"!Copy !req
759. I checked this morning.
It's against the rules.Copy !req
760. What if we disguised a new team
to look like the old team?Copy !req
761. Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.Copy !req
762. It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,Copy !req
763. leveling the playing field.Copy !req
764. Okay, so it's kind of cheating,
but what do you want me to do?Copy !req
765. They're not exactly
the scariest group in the world.Copy !req
766. Oh, a ladybug!
Make a wish! Make a wish!Copy !req
767. This is not going to work.Copy !req
768. Where are you going? We're training.Copy !req
769. I'm a Sullivan.Copy !req
770. That's not enough.
You're all over the place.Copy !req
771. You're charging ahead when you...Copy !req
772. Bup, bup, bup!Copy !req
773. You tell them what to do but not me.Copy !req
774. So long, Coach.Copy !req
775. Okay, Oozmas...Copy !req
776. Boy, we need to get you a bell.Copy !req
777. Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming,
they'll call Mom or Dad,Copy !req
778. "then you'd better run fast
or things will get bad."Copy !req
779. Huh?Copy !req
780. In the next event,
if even one of us gets caught,Copy !req
781. we're all out.Copy !req
782. So remember, do exactly what I do.Copy !req
783. We are at
the halfway point of the second event,Copy !req
784. and things are getting interesting.Copy !req
785. Got it.Copy !req
786. Only two teams left.Copy !req
787. Who will make it out with their flag,Copy !req
788. and who will be eliminated?Copy !req
789. In a real Scare,Copy !req
790. you do not want to get caught
by a kid's parent.Copy !req
791. And in this event,
you do not want to get caught byCopy !req
792. the librarian.Copy !req
793. Quiet.Copy !req
794. What's so scary
about a little old librarian?Copy !req
795. I said, "Quiet."Copy !req
796. - Faster.
- Slow and steady.Copy !req
797. - Slow and steady.
- Slow and steady.Copy !req
798. Slow and steady.Copy !req
799. Slow and steady.Copy !req
800. - Sullivan!
- Sullivan!Copy !req
801. - Sullivan!
- Sullivan!Copy !req
802. Hmm.Copy !req
803. Whew!Copy !req
804. Ooh!Copy !req
805. - No!Copy !req
806. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
807. Look over here!Copy !req
808. - Is that legal?
- You better believe it, mop top!Copy !req
809. The only rule is don't get caught.Copy !req
810. Whoo!Copy !req
811. - Ooh!
Hey! Over here!Copy !req
812. - Come and get me!
- Come and get me! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
813. Guys, what are you doing?Copy !req
814. They said don't let her catch you.Copy !req
815. But they didn't say how!Copy !req
816. Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!Copy !req
817. Whoa!Copy !req
818. Whew!Copy !req
819. We did it!Copy !req
820. No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!Copy !req
821. Mike?Copy !req
822. - Way to go, Squishy!
- Way to go, Squishy!Copy !req
823. How?Copy !req
824. Misdirection.Copy !req
825. The EEKs have been eliminatedCopy !req
826. and Oozma Kappa live
to scare another day!Copy !req
827. We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!Copy !req
828. I've never felt so alive!Copy !req
829. We were awesome!Copy !req
830. Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.Copy !req
831. It was better than what you did.Copy !req
832. You should've stuck to my strategy.Copy !req
833. Whatever.Copy !req
834. Talk to me when we start
the real Scaring.Copy !req
835. Hey! You guys going to the party?Copy !req
836. Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.Copy !req
837. - We don't get invited to...
- Party?Copy !req
838. The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.Copy !req
839. - It's for the top Scare Teams.Copy !req
840. You're one of us now, right?Copy !req
841. See you there!Copy !req
842. - Did you hear that?
- I can't believe it!Copy !req
843. - Uh-uh. Bad idea.
- This is great.Copy !req
844. They're finally seeing us as real Scarers.
We're going!Copy !req
845. Do young people still dance?Copy !req
846. Because my moves are a little rusty.Copy !req
847. Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.Copy !req
848. We can't go in there
without some scented candles.Copy !req
849. Calm down. We earned this.Copy !req
850. What if there's
a lull in the conversation?Copy !req
851. I never know what to... You know...Copy !req
852. Say?Copy !req
853. How are you so good at this?Copy !req
854. You just took on
an angry 50-foot librarian,Copy !req
855. and you're afraid of a little party?Copy !req
856. Take a deep breath...Copy !req
857. and in you go!Copy !req
858. Hello.Copy !req
859. - It's Oozma Kappa!
- These guys are crazy!Copy !req
860. What you did today was insane!Copy !req
861. That was awesome!Copy !req
862. Oozma Kappa,
tonight we party like Scarers!Copy !req
863. I've never stayed up this late in my life!Copy !req
864. Hey, quiet! Quiet!Copy !req
865. Quiet down, you can-wranglers.Copy !req
866. All right. On behalf of the RORs,Copy !req
867. we'd like to congratulate all the teams
that have made it this far.Copy !req
868. All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!Copy !req
869. I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!Copy !req
870. Very creepy.Copy !req
871. And finally, the surprise team
of the Scare Games,Copy !req
872. - Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
873. Come on over, guys.Copy !req
874. Now, I got to admit, fellas,Copy !req
875. I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.Copy !req
876. But, boy, was I wrong.Copy !req
877. Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
878. Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
879. Oh!Copy !req
880. What?Copy !req
881. The most adorable monsters
on campus.Copy !req
882. Ooh! Oh!Copy !req
883. Release the stuffed animals.Copy !req
884. Faced!Copy !req
885. Don't worry.
Nobody reads the school paper.Copy !req
886. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure
they read the quad.Copy !req
887. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
888. Thank you very much.Copy !req
889. Okay. Would you like that
with two sleeves or four?Copy !req
890. Thanks. Tell your friends.Copy !req
891. Hey! What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
892. Raising a little money for charity.Copy !req
893. Yeah? Well, stop it.Copy !req
894. You want us to stop raising money
for charity? That's not cool.Copy !req
895. This guy hates charity!Copy !req
896. I want you to stop making us
look like fools.Copy !req
897. Hey, you're making yourselves
look like fools.Copy !req
898. Let's be honest, boys.Copy !req
899. You're never going to be real Scarers,Copy !req
900. because real Scarers look like us.Copy !req
901. But, hey, if you really want
to work for a Scare companyCopy !req
902. they're always hiring in the mailroom.Copy !req
903. Guys, hold on!Copy !req
904. Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second.
Don't listen to him.Copy !req
905. We just need to keep trying.Copy !req
906. No, you need to stop trying!Copy !req
907. You can train monsters like this
all you want,Copy !req
908. but you can't change who they are.Copy !req
909. Mike...Copy !req
910. We appreciate everything you've done,
but he's right.Copy !req
911. No matter how much we train,
we'll never look like them.Copy !req
912. We're builtCopy !req
913. for other things.Copy !req
914. Sorry, squirt!Copy !req
915. Some monsters just aren't
cut out for the big leagues.Copy !req
916. The big leagues.Copy !req
917. Guys.Copy !req
918. We're going on a little field trip.Copy !req
919. My tentacle fell asleep.Copy !req
920. - Thanks, Mom.
- Have fun, kids!Copy !req
921. I'll just be here listening to my tunes.Copy !req
922. Hey, uh, where are we?Copy !req
923. The big leagues.Copy !req
924. Holy roly-poly.Copy !req
925. Wow.Copy !req
926. Nice fence.Copy !req
927. This is amazing, Mike.Copy !req
928. We're not stopping here.Copy !req
929. This is crazy.
We're going to get arrested!Copy !req
930. - Oh, wow.
- Whoa...Copy !req
931. Oh!Copy !req
932. All Scare Floors now active.Copy !req
933. West coast coming online.
Scarers coming out.Copy !req
934. Look at them.Copy !req
935. They're going into the human world,Copy !req
936. and they don't even look scared!Copy !req
937. - Wow.Copy !req
938. Take a good look, fellas.Copy !req
939. See what they all have in common?Copy !req
940. Uh... No, not really.Copy !req
941. Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.Copy !req
942. The best Scarers use their differences
to their advantage.Copy !req
943. - Wow.Copy !req
944. Terri? Look.Copy !req
945. Hey!Copy !req
946. Look at that old feller
racking up the big numbers!Copy !req
947. Don, that old fella is
Earl "The Terror" Thompson!Copy !req
948. What? Where? That's really him?Copy !req
949. He held the Scare Record
for three years!Copy !req
950. Oh! Third door from the end!Copy !req
951. Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!Copy !req
952. Look!
It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!Copy !req
953. - I still have his rookie card.
- Me, too!Copy !req
954. Doesn't have the speed any more,
but hisCopy !req
955. - technique is flawless.
- Technique is flawless.Copy !req
956. You collected Scare Cards, huh?Copy !req
957. Yep. 450 of them.Copy !req
958. Impressive.
I have 6,000 still in mint condition,Copy !req
959. but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.Copy !req
960. Hey, look at me!
I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!Copy !req
961. - Whoa!Copy !req
962. Oh, that's great!Copy !req
963. That's a pretty good one, Squish.Copy !req
964. I've been a real jerk.Copy !req
965. So have I.Copy !req
966. But it's not too late.Copy !req
967. We could be a great team.Copy !req
968. We just need to start working together.Copy !req
969. Hey!Copy !req
970. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
971. I can't go back to jail!Copy !req
972. Come on!Copy !req
973. They're right behind us!Copy !req
974. Get back here!Copy !req
975. Up there! Get them!Copy !req
976. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
977. - Thanks, brother!
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
978. I'm fine, really!
It's just a little heart attack.Copy !req
979. Aw... I want a piece of that action!Copy !req
980. Mom! Start the car!Copy !req
981. - What?
- Start the car!Copy !req
982. Stop the bar?Copy !req
983. The car! Start the car!Copy !req
984. Oh! Okay.Copy !req
985. Come on, come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
986. Get in! Get in!Copy !req
987. - Mom, go!
- Seatbelts.Copy !req
988. - Okay, go!
- Does anyone want gum?Copy !req
989. Just drive!Copy !req
990. Okay. Here we go!Copy !req
991. Oh, yeah!
Let's break in somewhere else!Copy !req
992. - Rise and shine!Copy !req
993. Scary feet, scary feet...
The kid is in the bathroom!Copy !req
994. Scary feet, scary feet...
Oh, he's back!Copy !req
995. - Wake up!Copy !req
996. - Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!Copy !req
997. Do I hear thirty-nine?Copy !req
998. Come on!Copy !req
999. Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,
you're looking good.Copy !req
1000. "To frighten a child
is the point of a Scare.Copy !req
1001. "If you frighten a teen,
then Scarer beware."Copy !req
1002. - Okay, scare the little kid.Copy !req
1003. - Avoid the teenager!Copy !req
1004. I'm on the phone!Copy !req
1005. No one understands me!Copy !req
1006. Whatever.Copy !req
1007. But, Daddy, I love him!Copy !req
1008. First place, Roar Omega Roar!Copy !req
1009. Second place, Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
1010. Whoo!Copy !req
1011. Third place, HSS.Copy !req
1012. You're lame.Copy !req
1013. "Someone is coming,
this could ruin your night.Copy !req
1014. "Stay hidden, take cover,
and stay out of sight!"Copy !req
1015. You got 10 seconds. Go!Copy !req
1016. Kiosk! Pile of leaves!
Standing out in the open.Copy !req
1017. And there should be one more.Copy !req
1018. How did I do?Copy !req
1019. Oh! Not too shabby, Don!Copy !req
1020. Thanks! I cannot get down.Copy !req
1021. - Zombie snarl!Copy !req
1022. Angry poodle. Jazz clown.Copy !req
1023. - My Aunt Phyllis.Copy !req
1024. In the morning.Copy !req
1025. That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
1026. - Time to go to work.Copy !req
1027. - You're out!Copy !req
1028. You're out.Copy !req
1029. - Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.Copy !req
1030. Thank you.Copy !req
1031. Yeah!Copy !req
1032. Yeah!Copy !req
1033. We're down to two remaining teams,Copy !req
1034. Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
1035. Which leads us to the final event!Copy !req
1036. "Every one of your skills
will be put to the test.Copy !req
1037. "The Scare Simulator will prove
who's the best!"Copy !req
1038. Tomorrow night you finally get to ScareCopy !req
1039. in front of the whole school!Copy !req
1040. Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.Copy !req
1041. After you lose,
no one will remember you.Copy !req
1042. Maybe. But when you lose,
no one will let you forget it.Copy !req
1043. Oh, boy. That is a good point.Copy !req
1044. Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!Copy !req
1045. You've got to teach us your moves.Copy !req
1046. Well, then you're gonna
want to talk to this guy.Copy !req
1047. Oh...
Sure, I can teach you.Copy !req
1048. All right. You want to hide
behind the chair?Copy !req
1049. You have to become the chair.Copy !req
1050. Thanks for coming, Dean.Copy !req
1051. Dean Hardscrabble!Copy !req
1052. If we get back into
the Scaring programme,Copy !req
1053. I hope there's no hard feelings.Copy !req
1054. Tomorrow, each of you must proveCopy !req
1055. that you are undeniably scary.Copy !req
1056. And I know for a fact
that one of you is not.Copy !req
1057. No. He works harder than anyone.Copy !req
1058. Do you think he's scary?Copy !req
1059. He's the heart and soul of the team!Copy !req
1060. Do you think he's scary?Copy !req
1061. We're going to win this thing
tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!Copy !req
1062. We'll finally have our lives back on track.Copy !req
1063. Hey, Mike?Copy !req
1064. You know, you've given me
a lot of really great tips.Copy !req
1065. I'd love to return the favour sometime.Copy !req
1066. Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.Copy !req
1067. - We're doing this now?
- Okay.Copy !req
1068. You've memorised every textbook,Copy !req
1069. every Scare Theory, and that is great.Copy !req
1070. - Hey!Copy !req
1071. But now it's time to forget all that.Copy !req
1072. Just reach deep down
and let the scary out!Copy !req
1073. Huh. Just feel it.Copy !req
1074. Exactly. Go wild.Copy !req
1075. I don't know. I've kind of
got my own technique.Copy !req
1076. Give it a try.Copy !req
1077. - Good, but bigger!Copy !req
1078. - Nope. You're thinking again.Copy !req
1079. - From the gut!Copy !req
1080. Let the animal out!Copy !req
1081. Come on! Dig deep!Copy !req
1082. Boys! It's a school night!Copy !req
1083. So, how was that?Copy !req
1084. - Up top.
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
1085. You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.Copy !req
1086. Yup, this time tomorrow
the whole school is finally going to seeCopy !req
1087. what Mike Wazowski can do.Copy !req
1088. You're darn right.Copy !req
1089. Welcome to the final competitionCopy !req
1090. of the Scare Games.Copy !req
1091. Whoo! Yeah! All right!Copy !req
1092. It's time to see how terrifyingCopy !req
1093. you really are,Copy !req
1094. in the Scare Simulators!Copy !req
1095. But be warned.Copy !req
1096. Each simulated Scare has been setCopy !req
1097. to the highest difficulty level.Copy !req
1098. The highest level?Copy !req
1099. First Scarers to the starting line.Copy !req
1100. Okay, just like we planned.
I'll go first. Then, Don...Copy !req
1101. Hold on. Mike's the one
who started all thisCopy !req
1102. and I think it's only right
if he's the one who finishes it.Copy !req
1103. I think you should go last.Copy !req
1104. Yes!Copy !req
1105. Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!Copy !req
1106. All right. Don, you okay going first?Copy !req
1107. I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.Copy !req
1108. Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
1109. Go Oozmas!Copy !req
1110. I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to beat this guy.Copy !req
1111. Hey, Bruiser!
You take it easy on grandpa.Copy !req
1112. - Unleash the beast, Don!Copy !req
1113. Okay, then.Copy !req
1114. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
1115. Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.Copy !req
1116. Next group to the starting line.Copy !req
1117. Let's do this.Copy !req
1118. - Yes! Yeah!Copy !req
1119. - Come on, Art.
- Come on, buddy.Copy !req
1120. - You can do it.Copy !req
1121. - Yes!Copy !req
1122. Aw!Copy !req
1123. Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!Copy !req
1124. You got this, Sull.Copy !req
1125. And it's all tied up!Copy !req
1126. Ah! Tough break for the RORs.Copy !req
1127. - Huh?
- Hearts?Copy !req
1128. - Huh?
- Way to go, Boggs!Copy !req
1129. Yay!Copy !req
1130. That's the last time
I lose to you, Sullivan.Copy !req
1131. Worthington and Wazowski,
to the starting line.Copy !req
1132. Hey.Copy !req
1133. Don't worry about Hardscrabble.Copy !req
1134. Don't worry about anyone else.Copy !req
1135. Just go out there and show them
what Mike Wazowski can do.Copy !req
1136. Thanks.Copy !req
1137. Don't take the loss too hard.Copy !req
1138. You never belonged here anyway.Copy !req
1139. Amazing
performance by Worthington!Copy !req
1140. - Johnny, you're my hero!
ROR! ROR!Copy !req
1141. The Oozmas
will need a record-breakingCopy !req
1142. Scare to win this.Copy !req
1143. You don't belong on a Scare Floor.Copy !req
1144. No one will remember you.Copy !req
1145. You're not scary.Copy !req
1146. Come on! Dig deep!Copy !req
1147. - Yeah!Copy !req
1148. They did it!Copy !req
1149. Yeah! Hey!Copy !req
1150. We're in the Scare programme! Yeah!Copy !req
1151. Come here, you son of a gun!Copy !req
1152. - Way to go!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1153. Oh! A little stuck.Copy !req
1154. Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.Copy !req
1155. It's Sherrie.Copy !req
1156. We did it!Copy !req
1157. Way to go, Oozma Kappa!Copy !req
1158. - Thank you!
- Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1159. - You rule!
- I have never ruled before.Copy !req
1160. You guys killed it out there!Copy !req
1161. Awesome!Copy !req
1162. Hey, Wazowski!Copy !req
1163. Come on, let's go, you maniac!
We're celebrating.Copy !req
1164. Mike?Copy !req
1165. I did it.Copy !req
1166. I can't believe it.Copy !req
1167. I'm going to be a Scarer!Copy !req
1168. Yeah, yes, you are.Copy !req
1169. You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.Copy !req
1170. You haven't seen the last
of Mike Wazowski. Boo!Copy !req
1171. I knew I was scary.
I didn't know I was that scary.Copy !req
1172. Yeah, we're so scary
I guess we broke it.Copy !req
1173. Come on.Copy !req
1174. It's been tampered with.Copy !req
1175. Uh, I don't think you should be
messing with that.Copy !req
1176. Why are my settings different?Copy !req
1177. Mike, we should leave.Copy !req
1178. - Did you do this?
- Mike.Copy !req
1179. Did you do this?Copy !req
1180. I...Copy !req
1181. Yes, I did.Copy !req
1182. But you don't understand.Copy !req
1183. Why? Why did you do this?Copy !req
1184. You know, just in case.Copy !req
1185. In case of what?Copy !req
1186. You don't think I'm scary.Copy !req
1187. - Mike...
- You said you believed in me.Copy !req
1188. But you're just like Hardscrabble.
You're just like everyone else!Copy !req
1189. Look, you'll get better and better...Copy !req
1190. I'm as scary as you!
I'm as scary as anyone!Copy !req
1191. - I just wanted to help.
- No.Copy !req
1192. You just wanted to help yourself.Copy !req
1193. Well, what was I supposed to do?Copy !req
1194. Let the whole team fail
because you don't have it?Copy !req
1195. So your calculations were a little off.Copy !req
1196. That door took me all semester.Copy !req
1197. It's too dangerous.
The professor's just going to shred it.Copy !req
1198. There he is, the big guy.Copy !req
1199. The first of many trophies, I am sure.Copy !req
1200. Sullivan.Copy !req
1201. Nice work out there.Copy !req
1202. I look forward to having you
back in class.Copy !req
1203. Hey, there he is!Copy !req
1204. Looks like I was wrong about you.Copy !req
1205. You're one of us after all.Copy !req
1206. Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back, broham!Copy !req
1207. You are one of us now, okay?Copy !req
1208. Anytime you want to come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.Copy !req
1209. You're a ROR, buddy!Copy !req
1210. Hey!Copy !req
1211. Where are you going?Copy !req
1212. You did what?Copy !req
1213. My team had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
1214. It was all me. I cheated.Copy !req
1215. I expect you off campus by tomorrow.Copy !req
1216. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1217. You're a disgrace to this universityCopy !req
1218. and your family name.Copy !req
1219. What's going on?Copy !req
1220. Someone broke into the door lab!Copy !req
1221. What?Copy !req
1222. Oh, no.Copy !req
1223. Open the door! Don't go in there!Copy !req
1224. You look funny.Copy !req
1225. What?Copy !req
1226. I'm so tired. What's going on?Copy !req
1227. It's the middle of the night.Copy !req
1228. A little funny green guy.Copy !req
1229. I want to touch it! It's so cute!Copy !req
1230. James!Copy !req
1231. No one goes near that door
until the authorities arrive.Copy !req
1232. You don't think that could be...Copy !req
1233. - It's Mike.
- But he could die out there!Copy !req
1234. James, wait!Copy !req
1235. We can help.Copy !req
1236. Leave it to the old master of sales.Copy !req
1237. We got a call in,
but that's the best we can do.Copy !req
1238. Ahem!Copy !req
1239. Don Carlton, sales.
Folks, today is your lucky day.Copy !req
1240. How many times have you asked
yourself the following question...Copy !req
1241. - Arrest him.
- Pardon?Copy !req
1242. Spread them, pops!Copy !req
1243. Do you mind?
- Don't move!Copy !req
1244. What? Sullivan!Copy !req
1245. Don't you dare!Copy !req
1246. Sullivan! Don't go in there!Copy !req
1247. Mike?Copy !req
1248. - Mike!Copy !req
1249. The kids said
they saw something in the cabin.Copy !req
1250. - They're calling it an alien.
It was!Copy !req
1251. I saw a little green guy!Copy !req
1252. What's the problem, ma'am?Copy !req
1253. Mike?Copy !req
1254. Bear! A bear in the camp!Copy !req
1255. Down this way. All right?Copy !req
1256. I heard something over here!Copy !req
1257. Mike!Copy !req
1258. Come on, buddy.
Let's get you out of here.Copy !req
1259. This is all my fault. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1260. You were right.
They weren't scared of me.Copy !req
1261. I did everything right.Copy !req
1262. I wanted it more than anyone.Copy !req
1263. And I thought...
I thought if I wanted it enough,Copy !req
1264. I could show everybody that...Copy !req
1265. That Mike Wazowski
is something special.Copy !req
1266. And I'm justCopy !req
1267. not.Copy !req
1268. Look, Mike, I know how you feel.Copy !req
1269. Don't do that! Please, don't do that!Copy !req
1270. - You do not know how I feel.
- Mike, calm down.Copy !req
1271. Monsters like you have everything.
You don't have to be good.Copy !req
1272. You can mess up over and over againCopy !req
1273. - and the whole world loves you.
- Mike...Copy !req
1274. You'll never know what it's like to failCopy !req
1275. because you were born a Sullivan!Copy !req
1276. Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.Copy !req
1277. I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.Copy !req
1278. The one who got kicked out
of the programme,Copy !req
1279. the one who was so afraid
to let everyone downCopy !req
1280. that I cheated.Copy !req
1281. And I lied.Copy !req
1282. Mike, I'll never know how you feel,Copy !req
1283. but you're not the only failure here.Copy !req
1284. I act scary, Mike, but most of the timeCopy !req
1285. I'm terrified.Copy !req
1286. How come you never
told me that before?Copy !req
1287. BecauseCopy !req
1288. we weren't friends before.Copy !req
1289. Check the lake!Copy !req
1290. I heard something here!Copy !req
1291. This way!Copy !req
1292. I saw movement!Copy !req
1293. Over there!Copy !req
1294. Sulley!Copy !req
1295. He's cornered!Copy !req
1296. No!Copy !req
1297. They're still in there!Copy !req
1298. Until the authorities arrive,
this door stays off!Copy !req
1299. No! You can't do that! No!Copy !req
1300. Enough! I want this room cleared now!Copy !req
1301. - You can't do this!Copy !req
1302. We got to get out of here!Copy !req
1303. - Let them come.
- What?Copy !req
1304. If we scare them,
I mean really scare them,Copy !req
1305. we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!Copy !req
1306. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1307. I have read every book
about Scaring ever written.Copy !req
1308. This could work!Copy !req
1309. They're adults. I can't do this.Copy !req
1310. Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
1311. Mama!Copy !req
1312. Mama!Copy !req
1313. Mama...Copy !req
1314. What the...Copy !req
1315. - Now what?
- Phase two.Copy !req
1316. - Keep together.Copy !req
1317. Are you ready?Copy !req
1318. - Mike, I can't.
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
1319. Stop being a Sullivan
and start being you.Copy !req
1320. Call for backup.Copy !req
1321. Assistance on the north side.Copy !req
1322. Repeat, we need assistance
on the north side.Copy !req
1323. Ranger,
answer me, what's your 20?Copy !req
1324. We need assistance on the north side.
We have a...Copy !req
1325. - Look! What was it?Copy !req
1326. Let's go.Copy !req
1327. Sulley, come on!Copy !req
1328. How?Copy !req
1329. How did you do this?Copy !req
1330. Don't ask me.Copy !req
1331. Move, move, move!
This is a 54-23 in progress.Copy !req
1332. All right, everybody, clear out.Copy !req
1333. Secure the perimeter.Copy !req
1334. No child breach.
no child breach.Copy !req
1335. You ruined our doors!Copy !req
1336. I've been working on my door
all semester!Copy !req
1337. Let's go, you two.Copy !req
1338. - You're alive!
- We are so glad you're safe.Copy !req
1339. Hey, wait!Copy !req
1340. What's going to happen to them?Copy !req
1341. That's for the university
president to decide.Copy !req
1342. But you can be sure
we'll be watching these two.Copy !req
1343. Always watching.Copy !req
1344. - Expelled?
- Yeah, we really messed up.Copy !req
1345. So, you're leaving?Copy !req
1346. Yeah, buddy. We have to go.Copy !req
1347. Harsh, man.Copy !req
1348. I'm sorry, guys.
You'd be in the Scaring programmeCopy !req
1349. right now if it wasn't for us.Copy !req
1350. What?Copy !req
1351. Well, it is
the gosh-darnedest thing.Copy !req
1352. Hardscrabble's letting us
into the Scare programme.Copy !req
1353. What?Copy !req
1354. She was impressed with
our performance in the games.Copy !req
1355. She invited us to join next semester!Copy !req
1356. Congratulations, guys!Copy !req
1357. And that's not the only piece
of good news.Copy !req
1358. Sherrie and I are engaged!Copy !req
1359. Oh. Who is Sherrie?Copy !req
1360. She's my mom.Copy !req
1361. Well, if it isn't my two favourite fellas!Copy !req
1362. Come here. Give me some sugar.Copy !req
1363. - Oh!Copy !req
1364. Ugh! So uncomfortable.Copy !req
1365. Oh, come on, Scott.Copy !req
1366. I don't want you to think of me
as your new dad.Copy !req
1367. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.Copy !req
1368. This is so weird.Copy !req
1369. Just think of me
as your big brotherCopy !req
1370. that's marrying your mother.Copy !req
1371. Wait. Hold on.Copy !req
1372. We're brothers who share
the same mom slash wife.Copy !req
1373. That's worse.Copy !req
1374. Well, I guess we should be going now.Copy !req
1375. Promise me you'll keep in touch.Copy !req
1376. You're the scariest bunch
of monsters I have ever met.Copy !req
1377. Don't let anyone tell you different.Copy !req
1378. So, what now?Copy !req
1379. You know, for the first time in my life,
I don't really have a plan.Copy !req
1380. You're the great Mike Wazowski.
You'll come up with something.Copy !req
1381. I think it's time I leave the greatness
to other monsters.Copy !req
1382. I'm okay just being okay.Copy !req
1383. So long, Sull.Copy !req
1384. So long.Copy !req
1385. - Wazowski!Copy !req
1386. - Whoa!
- Stop the bus!Copy !req
1387. Are you crazy?Copy !req
1388. Mike,Copy !req
1389. I don't know a single Scarer
who can do what you do.Copy !req
1390. I know, everyone sees us together,Copy !req
1391. they think I'm the one running the show,
but the truth is,Copy !req
1392. I've been riding your coattails
since day one!Copy !req
1393. You made the deal with Hardscrabble.Copy !req
1394. You took a hopeless team
and made them champions.Copy !req
1395. All I did was catch a pig!Copy !req
1396. Technically, I caught the pig.Copy !req
1397. Exactly! And you think you're just okay?Copy !req
1398. You pulled off the biggest Scare
this school has ever seen!Copy !req
1399. - That wasn't me!
- That was you!Copy !req
1400. You think I could have done that
without you?Copy !req
1401. I didn't even bring a pencil
on the first day of school.Copy !req
1402. Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.Copy !req
1403. But you are fearless.Copy !req
1404. And if Hardscrabble can't see that,
then she can just...Copy !req
1405. I can just what?Copy !req
1406. Careful, Mr. Sullivan.
I was just warming up to you.Copy !req
1407. Sorry.Copy !req
1408. Well, gentlemen,Copy !req
1409. it seems you made the front page again.Copy !req
1410. The two of you did something togetherCopy !req
1411. that no one has ever done before.Copy !req
1412. You surprised me.Copy !req
1413. Perhaps I should keep an eye out
for more surprisesCopy !req
1414. like you in my programme.Copy !req
1415. But as far as the two of you
are concernedCopy !req
1416. there is nothing I can do for you now.Copy !req
1417. Except, perhaps, wish you luck.Copy !req
1418. And, Mr. Wazowski,
keep surprising people.Copy !req
1419. You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.Copy !req
1420. They're always hiring in the mailroom.Copy !req
1421. This is better than I ever imagined!Copy !req
1422. I bet we break the all-time record
in our first year.Copy !req
1423. Mike, we're mail guys.Copy !req
1424. I know. I'm talking about
the record for letters delivered!Copy !req
1425. All right, newbies, quit goofing around.Copy !req
1426. I'll have you know tampering
with the mail is a crimeCopy !req
1427. - punishable by banishment!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1428. We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.Copy !req
1429. The team of Wazowski and SullivanCopy !req
1430. are going to change the world
starting today!Copy !req
1431. Say scream!Copy !req
1432. - Scream!
- Scream!Copy !req
1433. Wazowski, good luck on your first day!Copy !req
1434. Thanks, Merv.Copy !req
1435. - Good luck, Mike!
- Thanks, fellas.Copy !req
1436. You coming, Coach?Copy !req
1437. You better believe it.Copy !req
1438. I made it! My first day of class!Copy !req
1439. Uh, the school year's over, son.
You missed it.Copy !req
1440. Great.Copy !req