1. Good night, sweetheart.
'Night, Mom.Copy !req
2. Sleep tight, kiddo.Copy !req
3. Whoa!Copy !req
4. Oh! Aye! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
5. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
6. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
7. Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.Copy !req
8. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
9. - All right. Mr. Bile, is it?
- My friends call me Phlegm.Copy !req
10. Mr. Bile, can you tell me
what you did wrong?Copy !req
11. - I fell down?
- No, no, before that.Copy !req
12. Can anyone tell me
Mr. Bile's big mistake?Copy !req
13. Anyone?Copy !req
14. Let's take a look at the tape.
Here we go.Copy !req
15. Right there.Copy !req
16. See? The door.
You left it wide open.Copy !req
17. And leaving the door open
is the worst mistakeCopy !req
18. any employee can make because...Copy !req
19. - It could let in a draft?
It could let in a child.Copy !req
20. Oh! Mr. Waternoose.Copy !req
21. There's nothing more toxic or deadly
than a human child.Copy !req
22. A single touch could kill you.Copy !req
23. Leave a door open and a child
could walk right into this factory,Copy !req
24. right into the monster world.Copy !req
25. I won't go in a kid's room.
You can't make me.Copy !req
26. You're going in there
because we need this.Copy !req
27. Our city is counting on you
to collect those children's screams.Copy !req
28. Without scream we have no power.Copy !req
29. Yes, it's dangerous work.Copy !req
30. And that's why I need you
to be at your best.Copy !req
31. I need scarers who are
confident, tenacious, tough.Copy !req
32. Intimidating.Copy !req
33. I need scarers like...
Like James P. Sullivan.Copy !req
34. Hey, good morning,
Monstropolis. It's five after 6:00 a.m.Copy !req
35. in the big Monster City.Copy !req
36. The temperature's a balmy 65 degrees
which is good for you reptiles.Copy !req
37. And it looks like it's gonna be
a perfect day to lie in bed, sleep in,Copy !req
38. or simply work off that flab
that's hanging over the bed!Copy !req
39. Get up, Sulley!Copy !req
40. I don't believe I ordered
a wake-up call, Mikey.Copy !req
41. Less talk, more pain,
marshmallow boy!Copy !req
42. Feel the burn.
You call yourself a monster?Copy !req
43. Scary feet, scary feet.
The kid's awake!Copy !req
44. Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet.
Kid's asleep!Copy !req
45. Twins! In a bunk bed!Copy !req
46. I thought I had you there.Copy !req
47. OK, Sulley, here we go.
You ready? Follow it. It's over here.Copy !req
48. Over there. Don't let the kid touch you.
Don't let him touch you!Copy !req
49. ? I don't know but it's been said
I love scarin' kids in bed?Copy !req
50. Fight that plaque.
Scary monsters don't have plaque.Copy !req
51. One-eighteen. Do you have 119?Copy !req
52. Do I see 120?Copy !req
53. - I don't believe it.
- I'm not breaking a sweat.Copy !req
54. Not you. Look!
The new commercial's on.Copy !req
55. The future is bright
at Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
56. - I'm in this one.
We're part of your life.Copy !req
57. We power your car.
We warm your home.Copy !req
58. We light your city.Copy !req
59. - I'm Monsters, Incorporated.
- Hey, look! Betty!Copy !req
60. Carefully matching every child
to their ideal monster,Copy !req
61. to produce superior scream.Copy !req
62. Refined into clean,
dependable energy.Copy !req
63. Every time you turn something on,
Monsters, Incorporated is there.Copy !req
64. I'm Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
65. We know the challenge.Copy !req
66. The window
of innocence is shrinking.Copy !req
67. Human kids are harder to scare.Copy !req
68. Of course,
Ml is prepared for the future.Copy !req
69. With the top scarers,Copy !req
70. the best refineries,Copy !req
71. and research into
new energy techniques.Copy !req
72. OK, here I come.Copy !req
73. We're working for a better tomorrow,Copy !req
74. today.Copy !req
75. We're Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
76. We're Ml,
Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
77. We scare because we care.Copy !req
78. - I can't believe it.
- Mike.Copy !req
79. I was on TV!Copy !req
80. Did you see me? I'm a natural.Copy !req
81. Hello?
I know! Wasn't I great?Copy !req
82. Did the whole family see it?
It's your mom.Copy !req
83. What can I say?
The camera loves me.Copy !req
84. I'm telling you, you're gonna
be seeing this face on TV more often.Copy !req
85. Yeah?
On Monstropolis' Most Wanted?Copy !req
86. You've been jealous of my good looks
since the fourth grade.Copy !req
87. - Have a good day, sweetie.
- You too, hon.Copy !req
88. - OK, Sulley, hop on in.
- Nope.Copy !req
89. - Hey, where you going?
- Mikey, there's a scream shortage.Copy !req
90. - We're walking.
- Walking?Copy !req
91. - No, no.
- Come on.Copy !req
92. My baby needs to be driven.Copy !req
93. My baby. I'll call you.Copy !req
94. You know why I bought the car?
Not really.Copy !req
95. To drive it. You know,
on the street with the honk, honk,Copy !req
96. - no walking involved.
- Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?Copy !req
97. - You could use the exercise.
- I could use the exercise? Look at you.Copy !req
98. You have your own climate.Copy !req
99. - How many tentacles jump the rope?
- How many tentacles jump the rope?Copy !req
100. Morning, Mike. Morning, Sulley.Copy !req
101. Morning, kids. How you doing?Copy !req
102. - Hi, Mike. Bye, Sulley.
Hey!Copy !req
103. Nuts.Copy !req
104. - Fellas.
- Hey, Tony.Copy !req
105. Tony, Tony.Copy !req
106. I hear somebody's close to breaking
the all-time scare record.Copy !req
107. Just trying to make sure
there's enough scream to go around.Copy !req
108. - Hey, on the house.
- Hey, thanks.Copy !req
109. Bada-bing.Copy !req
110. Oh, great.Copy !req
111. Hey, Ted, good morning.Copy !req
112. See that, Mikey?
Ted's walking to work.Copy !req
113. Big deal.
Guy takes five steps and he's there.Copy !req
114. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.Copy !req
115. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc. Please hold.Copy !req
116. - Mornin', Sulley.
- Mornin', Ricky.Copy !req
117. - It's the Sullster.
- See you on the scare floor.Copy !req
118. - Hey Marge. How was jury duty?
- Morning, Sulley.Copy !req
119. Hey.Copy !req
120. Hey. It's still leaning to the left.Copy !req
121. - It is not.
- Hey, fellas. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
122. - Hey, Mr. Sullivan.
- Guys, I told you, call me Sulley.Copy !req
123. - I don't think so.
- We want to wish you good luck today.Copy !req
124. Hey, hey, get lost, you two.
You're making him lose his focus.Copy !req
125. - Sorry.
- See you later, fellas.Copy !req
126. Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan.Copy !req
127. Quiet.
You're making him lose his focus.Copy !req
128. - Oh, no. Sorry!
- Shut up!Copy !req
129. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.Copy !req
130. Miss Fearmonger is on vacation.
Would you like her voicemail?Copy !req
131. - Schmoopsie-pooh.
- Googly bear.Copy !req
132. - Happy birthday.
- Googly-woogly, you remembered.Copy !req
133. - Hey, Sulley-wulley.
- Hey, Celia-wheelia.Copy !req
134. - Happy birthday.
- Thanks.Copy !req
135. So are we going
anywhere special tonight?Copy !req
136. I just got us into a little place
called Harryhausen's.Copy !req
137. Harryhausen's? But it's impossible
to get a reservation there.Copy !req
138. Not for googly bear.
I will see you at quittin' time.Copy !req
139. - Not a minute later.
- OK, sweetheart.Copy !req
140. Think romantical thoughts.Copy !req
141. ? You and me
Me and youCopy !req
142. ? Both of us together?Copy !req
143. You know, pal, she's the one.Copy !req
144. - That's it. She is the one.
- I'm happy for you.Copy !req
145. Thanks for hooking me up
with those reservations.Copy !req
146. They're under the name "googly bear."Copy !req
147. Good...
You know, that wasn't very funny.Copy !req
148. - What the...
- Wazowski.Copy !req
149. What do you know?Copy !req
150. It scares little kids
and little monsters.Copy !req
151. I wasn't scared.
I have allergies.Copy !req
152. - Uh-huh. Sure.
- Randall, save it for the scare floor.Copy !req
153. I'm in the zone today, Sullivan.
Gonna do serious scaring.Copy !req
154. - Putting up some big numbers.
- Randall, that's great.Copy !req
155. That should make it more humiliating
when we break the record first. Ha, ha!Copy !req
156. Do you hear that?
It's the winds of change.Copy !req
157. "You hear that?
It's the winds of..."Copy !req
158. What a creep.
One of these days I am reallyCopy !req
159. gonna let you
teach that guy a lesson.Copy !req
160. Chalooby. Baby.Copy !req
161. Good morning, Roz,
my succulent garden snail.Copy !req
162. - Who would we be scaring today?
- Wazowski.Copy !req
163. You didn't file your paperwork
last night.Copy !req
164. Oh, that darn paperwork.Copy !req
165. Wouldn't it be easier
if it all just blew away?Copy !req
166. Don't let it happen again.Copy !req
167. Yes. Well, I'll try to be less careless.Copy !req
168. I'm watching you, Wazowski.Copy !req
169. Always watching.Copy !req
170. - She's nuts.
Always.Copy !req
171. All scare floors are now active.Copy !req
172. Assistants, please report
to your stations.Copy !req
173. OK, people,
Eastern Seaboard coming online.Copy !req
174. We got scarers coming out.Copy !req
175. They are so awesome.Copy !req
176. Hey, may the best monster win.Copy !req
177. I plan to.Copy !req
178. We are on in seven, six, five,Copy !req
179. four, three, two...Copy !req
180. You're the boss.
You're the big hairy boss.Copy !req
181. I'm feeling good today, Mikey.Copy !req
182. Attaboy. Another door coming right up.Copy !req
183. You're still behind, Randall.Copy !req
184. - Maybe I should realign the scream...
- Get me a door.Copy !req
185. Door, yes, door.Copy !req
186. Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?Copy !req
187. We may actually
make our quota today, sir.Copy !req
188. First time in a month.Copy !req
189. - What happened?
- The kid almost touched me.Copy !req
190. - She got this close to me.
- She wasn't scared of you?Copy !req
191. - She was only six.
- I could have been dead.Copy !req
192. - I could have died.
- Keep it together, man.Copy !req
193. Hey, we got a dead door over here.Copy !req
194. - I'm coming.
- Look out.Copy !req
195. Excuse us.Copy !req
196. We've lost 58 doors this week, sir.Copy !req
197. Kids these days.Copy !req
198. They just don't get scared
like they used to.Copy !req
199. Let her rip.Copy !req
200. - Sir?
- What?Copy !req
201. Look.Copy !req
202. Attention.
We have a new scare leader.Copy !req
203. Randall Boggs.Copy !req
204. Look at those numbers.Copy !req
205. Slumber party.Copy !req
206. Whoo!Copy !req
207. Never mind.Copy !req
208. Hey, watch it.Copy !req
209. Well, James,
that was an impressive display.Copy !req
210. Just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose.Copy !req
211. 'Course I did learn from the best.Copy !req
212. If I don't see a new door
in my station in five seconds,Copy !req
213. I will personally
put you through the shredder.Copy !req
214. Hey, Wazowski, nice job.
Those numbers are pretty sweet.Copy !req
215. Are they?
You know, I hadn't even noticed.Copy !req
216. - And how's Georgie doing?
- He's doing great.Copy !req
217. I love working with that big guy.Copy !req
218. Keep the doors coming.
I'm on a roll today.Copy !req
219. George and I are like brothers. 2319!Copy !req
220. We have a 2319!Copy !req
221. Red alert.Copy !req
222. Red alert, red alert.Copy !req
223. - Red alert.
George Sanderson.Copy !req
224. Please remain motionless.
Prepare for decontamination.Copy !req
225. Duck and cover, people!Copy !req
226. Not the CDA.Copy !req
227. Go, go, go.Copy !req
228. Coming through.
Stand aside.Copy !req
229. Clear the contaminated area.Copy !req
230. A 2319 in progress.Copy !req
231. Coming through.
Watch yourself.Copy !req
232. Stand back. Careful.Copy !req
233. All clear. Situation is
niner-niner-zero. Ready for decon.Copy !req
234. - Thanks, guys, that was a close one.
OK.Copy !req
235. Take a break. We gotta
shut down and reset the system.Copy !req
236. An entire scare floor out of commission.Copy !req
237. What else can go wrong?Copy !req
238. - What a day.
- We're just going through a rough time.Copy !req
239. Everyone knows
you'll get us through it.Copy !req
240. Tell that to the board of directors.Copy !req
241. James, this company's been
in my family for three generations.Copy !req
242. I would do anything
to keep it from going under.Copy !req
243. So would I, sir.Copy !req
244. - I could use your help with something.
- Anything, sir.Copy !req
245. We've hired some new scare recruits,
and frankly, they're...Copy !req
246. - Inexperienced?
- They stink.Copy !req
247. I thought maybe
you might come by tomorrowCopy !req
248. and give them a demonstration.Copy !req
249. Show them what it takes
to be our top scarer.Copy !req
250. I'll start out with the old
Waternoose jump and growl.Copy !req
251. Now that's my boy.Copy !req
252. Let's go, everybody.
All doors must be returned.Copy !req
253. No exceptions.Copy !req
254. I've never seen anything like you today.
You were on a roll.Copy !req
255. Another day like this
and that scare record's in the bag.Copy !req
256. That's right, baby.Copy !req
257. As if dinner wasn't enough,
I'm taking her to a monster truck rally.Copy !req
258. - Nice.
- What's on your agenda?Copy !req
259. - Work out some more.
- Again?Copy !req
260. There's more to life than scaring.Copy !req
261. - Can I borrow your odorant?
- I got smelly garbage or old dumpster.Copy !req
262. - You got low tide?
- No.Copy !req
263. How about wet dog?Copy !req
264. Yep. Stink it up.Copy !req
265. I am so romantic sometimes
I think I should marry myself.Copy !req
266. - Give me a break.
- What a night of romance ahead of me.Copy !req
267. Tonight is about me and Celia.Copy !req
268. The love boat is about to set sail.Copy !req
269. I gotta tell you, that face of hers,
it just makes my heart go... Yikes!Copy !req
270. Hello, Wazowski.
Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?Copy !req
271. Well, as a matter of fact...Copy !req
272. I'm sure you filed
your paperwork correctly,Copy !req
273. for once.Copy !req
274. Your stunned silence
is very reassuring.Copy !req
275. My scare reports.
I left them on my desk.Copy !req
276. If I'm not at the restaurant in five
minutes they'll give our table away.Copy !req
277. - Schmoopsie-pooh.
- Googly bear.Copy !req
278. - Want to get going?
- Do I ever. It's just...Copy !req
279. - What?
- It...Copy !req
280. - A small...
- I don't understand.Copy !req
281. I forgot about some paperwork
I was supposed to file.Copy !req
282. Mike was reminding me.Copy !req
283. - Thanks, buddy.
- I was?Copy !req
284. I mean, I was. Yeah.Copy !req
285. - OK. Let's go.
- We're going.Copy !req
286. The pink copies to accounting.Copy !req
287. The fuchsia ones go to purchasing
and the goldenrod ones go to Roz.Copy !req
288. Leave the puce.Copy !req
289. Pink copies to accounting,
fuchsia ones to Roz.Copy !req
290. The fuchsia ones go to purchasing.Copy !req
291. The goldenrod ones go to Roz.Copy !req
292. Man, I have no idea what puce is.Copy !req
293. Oh, that's puce.Copy !req
294. Hmm?Copy !req
295. Hello?Copy !req
296. Anyone? There's a door here.Copy !req
297. Hello? Hey.Copy !req
298. Anybody scaring in here?Copy !req
299. Hello. Yo.Copy !req
300. Whew.Copy !req
301. Kitty.Copy !req
302. No, no, stay back.Copy !req
303. Hmm.Copy !req
304. Hold it, hold it.Copy !req
305. Get a paper bag!Copy !req
306. Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays...
Well, not a lot of birthdays.Copy !req
307. But this is the best birthday ever.Copy !req
308. What are you looking at?Copy !req
309. I was just thinking about
the first time I laid eye on you,Copy !req
310. - how pretty you looked.
- Stop it.Copy !req
311. - Your hair was shorter.
- I'm thinking about getting it cut.Copy !req
312. No, no, I like it this length.Copy !req
313. I like everything about you.Copy !req
314. Just the other day someone asked
who was the most beautiful monster.Copy !req
315. - You know what I said?
- What did you say?Copy !req
316. I said...Copy !req
317. - Sulley?
- Sulley?Copy !req
318. No, no, that's not what
I was gonna say.Copy !req
319. You're not making sense.Copy !req
320. - He's handsome. He's rugged.
- What a coincidence, running into you.Copy !req
321. - I'm just gonna order something.
Michael.Copy !req
322. - What's good?
- You're ruining everything.Copy !req
323. I went to get your paperwork
and there was a door.Copy !req
324. What?Copy !req
325. - A door?
- Randall was in it.Copy !req
326. Randall? That cheater.
He's trying to boost his numbers.Copy !req
327. - There's something else.
- What?Copy !req
328. Ooklay in the agbay.Copy !req
329. - What?
- Look in the bag.Copy !req
330. What bag?Copy !req
331. They don't have anything
I like here. Take care, Celia.Copy !req
332. - What's going on?
- Celia, please try to understand.Copy !req
333. - I have to do something!
- Michael?Copy !req
334. On three. One, two...Copy !req
335. - A kid!
- Boo!Copy !req
336. A kid!Copy !req
337. There's a kid here.
A human kid!Copy !req
338. Googly bear!Copy !req
339. Come on.Copy !req
340. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
341. Please remain calm. This is not a drill.Copy !req
342. CDA AGENT: 7835 in progress,
please advise.Copy !req
343. - Michael? Michael!
- Celia!Copy !req
344. Come with me.
- Stop pushing.Copy !req
345. Get your hands off
my schmoopsie-pooh.Copy !req
346. Ready for decontamination.Copy !req
347. I don't think that date
could have gone any worse.Copy !req
348. If witnesses are to be believed,
there has been a child security breachCopy !req
349. for the first time in monster history.Copy !req
350. We neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here.Copy !req
351. Well, a kid flew right over me and
blasted a car with its laser vision.Copy !req
352. I tried to run, but it picked me up
with its mind powersCopy !req
353. and shook me like a doll.Copy !req
354. It's true.
I saw the whole thing.Copy !req
355. It is my professional opinion
that now is the time to panic.Copy !req
356. Oh-oh.Copy !req
357. It's coming. It's coming!Copy !req
358. Boo!Copy !req
359. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
360. Come here, kid.Copy !req
361. Don't touch those, you little...Copy !req
362. Those were alphabetized.
It's OK.Copy !req
363. As long as it doesn't come near us
we're gonna be OK.Copy !req
364. Wanna ride on it!Copy !req
365. You like this? Fetch.Copy !req
366. Hey, hey. That's it.
No one touches Little Mikey.Copy !req
367. Mike, give her the bear.Copy !req
368. Oh, no!Copy !req
369. Make it stop, Sulley.
Make it stop!Copy !req
370. Here, look. See bear?
Nice bear.Copy !req
371. Sulley!Copy !req
372. Bear, he's a happy bear.Copy !req
373. He's not crying, neither should you.
We'll be in troubleCopy !req
374. 'cause they're gonna find us,
so please stop crying now.Copy !req
375. Good. Good, Sulley. Keep it up.
You're doing great.Copy !req
376. He's a happy bear.
He has no...Copy !req
377. - It touched me.
- Sulley, the bear!Copy !req
378. The bear. Give her the...Copy !req
379. What was that?Copy !req
380. I have no idea, but it would be
really great if it didn't do it again.Copy !req
381. Shh!Copy !req
382. Ah!Copy !req
383. How could I do this?
How could I be so stupid?Copy !req
384. - This could destroy the company.
- Who cares about the company?Copy !req
385. What about us?
That thing is a killing machine.Copy !req
386. It's waiting for us to fall asleep
and then wham!Copy !req
387. We're easy prey, my friend.
We're sitting targets.Copy !req
388. OK, look, I think I have a plan here.Copy !req
389. Using mainly spoons,
we dig a tunnel under the cityCopy !req
390. and release it into the wild.Copy !req
391. Spoons.Copy !req
392. That's it. I'm out of ideas.
Air balloon, too expensive.Copy !req
393. Giant slingshot, too conspicuous.
Enormous wooden horse, too Greek.Copy !req
394. No. Can't think. Can't think.Copy !req
395. - Flatliner. Flatlining.
- Mike?Copy !req
396. I think she's getting tired.Copy !req
397. Well, then why don't you
find someplace for it to sleepCopy !req
398. while I think of a plan!Copy !req
399. Are you sleepy? Wanna sleep?Copy !req
400. Is that what you want?Copy !req
401. OK. I'll make a nice little area
for you to...Copy !req
402. No. Hey, that's my bed.
You're gonna get your germs all over it.Copy !req
403. Fine.
My chair's more comfortable anyway.Copy !req
404. What?Copy !req
405. It's just a closet.
Will you go to sleep?Copy !req
406. Hey, that looks like Randall.Copy !req
407. Randall's your monster.Copy !req
408. You think he's gonna
come through the closet and scare you.Copy !req
409. Oh, boy, how do I explain this?Copy !req
410. It's empty.Copy !req
411. See?Copy !req
412. No monster in here.Copy !req
413. Well, now there is.Copy !req
414. But I'm not gonna scare you.Copy !req
415. I'm off duty.Copy !req
416. OK.Copy !req
417. How about I sit here
until you fall asleep?Copy !req
418. Go ahead. Go to sleep.Copy !req
419. Now. Now go.Copy !req
420. You go to sleep.Copy !req
421. Mike, this might sound crazy,
but I don't think that kid's dangerous.Copy !req
422. Really? Well, in that case,
let's keep it.Copy !req
423. I always wanted a pet
that could kill me!Copy !req
424. What if we just
put her back in her door?Copy !req
425. - What?
- Mike, think about it.Copy !req
426. We send her back,
everything goes back to normal.Copy !req
427. Is that a joke?
Tell me you're joking.Copy !req
428. Sulley, I think that given
the circumstanceCopy !req
429. I've been extremely forgiving till now.Copy !req
430. But that is a horrible idea.Copy !req
431. Are we gonna march in public
with that thing?Copy !req
432. Then I guess we waltz
right up to the factory, right?Copy !req
433. I can't believe we are waltzing
right up to the factory.Copy !req
434. Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights
and some chair fabricCopy !req
435. are not gonna fool anyone.
Think about names.Copy !req
436. Loch Ness. Bigfoot.
The Abominable Snowman.Copy !req
437. They all got one thing in common.
Banishment!Copy !req
438. - We could be next.
- Don't panic. We can do this.Copy !req
439. - How you doing, Frank?
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
440. Everything's going to be OK.Copy !req
441. Number one wants this
dusted for prints.Copy !req
442. Careful with that.
I got a good view.Copy !req
443. A little lower.Copy !req
444. This was recovered at the scene.Copy !req
445. - Don't panic.
- Don't tell me not to.Copy !req
446. - Keep it together.
- It's not OK.Copy !req
447. - Boo.
- Could be contaminated.Copy !req
448. Gentlemen, safety
is our number-one concern.Copy !req
449. If there's anything that...
Not now. I'm...Copy !req
450. Oh, hello, little one.Copy !req
451. - Where did you come from?
- Mr. Waternoose!Copy !req
452. James, is this one yours?Copy !req
453. Actually, that's my cousin's sister'sCopy !req
454. - daughter, sir.
- Yeah, it's...Copy !req
455. Bring an Obscure Relative
to Work Day.Copy !req
456. Must have missed the memo.
Well, listen, James,Copy !req
457. why don't you stop by the simulator
after lunchCopy !req
458. and give us that scare demonstration?Copy !req
459. Yeah. Oh, sir...Copy !req
460. - Mr. Waternoose?
- Yes, yes. I'm coming.Copy !req
461. I'll see you this afternoon, James.Copy !req
462. That is, if these gentlemen
haven't shut us down.Copy !req
463. - Oh, boy.
- A scare demo.Copy !req
464. That is great.
Why am I the last to know?Copy !req
465. We could bring your cousin's sister's
daughter. She'll be a big hit.Copy !req
466. Halt.Copy !req
467. Hold him down.Copy !req
468. Come on. The coast is clear.Copy !req
469. OK. All we have to do
is get rid of that thing.Copy !req
470. So wait here while I get its card.Copy !req
471. She can't stay here.
This is the men's room.Copy !req
472. That is the weirdest thing
you've ever said.Copy !req
473. Look. It loves it here.
It's dancing with joy.Copy !req
474. I'll be right back with its door key.Copy !req
475. That's a cute little dance.
It almost looks like you've got to...Copy !req
476. Oh.Copy !req
477. Are you done in there?Copy !req
478. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
479. OK. You're finished now, right?Copy !req
480. Hello?Copy !req
481. Boo.Copy !req
482. Where did she go?Copy !req
483. Did she disappear?Copy !req
484. Did she turn invisible?Copy !req
485. I just have no idea.Copy !req
486. Gotcha.Copy !req
487. Boo.Copy !req
488. Hey, you're good.Copy !req
489. Be relaxed. Be relaxed. Be relaxed.Copy !req
490. Roz, my tender oozing blossom.
You're looking fabulous today.Copy !req
491. Is that a new haircut?
Tell me, it's a new haircut.Copy !req
492. New makeup. You had a lift.
You had a tuck. You had something.Copy !req
493. Something has been inserted in
your skin that makes you look like...Copy !req
494. I need a favor. Randall was working
late last night on the scare floor.Copy !req
495. I need the key
for the door he was using.Copy !req
496. Well, isn't that nice?Copy !req
497. But guess what? You didn't turn in
your paperwork last night.Copy !req
498. He didn't... No paperwork?Copy !req
499. This office is now closed.Copy !req
500. Ready or not, here I come.Copy !req
501. I'm getting warmer.Copy !req
502. Any second now.Copy !req
503. - Fee, fi, fo...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
504. I'm looking for the kid.Copy !req
505. - You lost it?
- No, no. She was just...Copy !req
506. Here she is.Copy !req
507. Hey. What's the matter?Copy !req
508. I already told your buddies...
All right. Carry on.Copy !req
509. Randall. Thank goodness.
What are we gonna do about the child?Copy !req
510. Shh.Copy !req
511. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
512. It's on the front page.
The child. The one you were after.Copy !req
513. Be quiet. Don't you think
I'm aware of the situation?Copy !req
514. I was up all night trying to find it.Copy !req
515. I did a calculation factoring in
the size of the sushi restaurant.Copy !req
516. The child may have escaped!Copy !req
517. Until we know for sure
we're gonna act like nothing happened.Copy !req
518. Get the machine running.
I'll take care of the kid.Copy !req
519. When I find whoever let it out,
they're dead.Copy !req
520. Why are you still here?
Come on, go! Move! Now!Copy !req
521. I'm not here.Copy !req
522. They're gone.Copy !req
523. Ew.Copy !req
524. This is bad, so very bad.Copy !req
525. What were they talking about,
machine?Copy !req
526. Who cares?Copy !req
527. All we have to do
is call her door and send her home.Copy !req
528. Right. We're just two regular Joes
on our way to work.Copy !req
529. We will blend right in.Copy !req
530. - Top of the morning.
- What's shakin', bacon?Copy !req
531. Did you lose weight?
Or a limb?Copy !req
532. - You have her card key, right?
- Of course.Copy !req
533. I told you I'd get her card key.
I went and got it.Copy !req
534. Now I have her card key.Copy !req
535. OK. Here we go.Copy !req
536. Take care of yourself. Try not to
run through any more closets.Copy !req
537. - Mike, that's not her door.
- Of course it's her door.Copy !req
538. No. Her door was white
and it had flowers on it.Copy !req
539. It must have been dark last night
because this is its door.Copy !req
540. Hey, you hear that?
Sounds like fun in there.Copy !req
541. Send me a postcard, kid.
That's Mike Wazowski, care ofCopy !req
542. 22 Mike Wazowski,
you-got-your-life-back Lane.Copy !req
543. Mowki Kowski.Copy !req
544. Very good. Now bon voyage.Copy !req
545. Bye-bye. Look at the stick.
See the stick? Go get the stick.Copy !req
546. - Go fetch.
- Mike, this isn't Boo's door.Copy !req
547. - Boo? What's Boo?
- That's what I decided to call her.Copy !req
548. There a problem?Copy !req
549. Sulley, you're not supposed to name it.Copy !req
550. Once you name it,
you start getting attached to it.Copy !req
551. Now put that thing back
where it came from, or so help me...Copy !req
552. Hey. We're rehearsing a scene for
the upcoming company play called...Copy !req
553. Put That Thing Back
Where It Came From or So Help Me.Copy !req
554. It's a musical.Copy !req
555. ? Put that thing back
where it came from or so help meCopy !req
556. ? So help me, so help me?Copy !req
557. And cut.Copy !req
558. We're still working on it.
It's in progress, but we need ushers.Copy !req
559. Sulley, I've had enough.
Say goodbye to... Where did it go?Copy !req
560. - Where is she?
- She got away from you again?Copy !req
561. Well, that is just...
Wait a minute. The sun is coming up.Copy !req
562. This is perfect.Copy !req
563. She's gone!Copy !req
564. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
565. Where are you going?
Sulley, don't blow this.Copy !req
566. We're so close to breaking the record.Copy !req
567. Somebody will find the kid.
It'll be their problem.Copy !req
568. She's out of our hair!Copy !req
569. - What are you two doing?
- They're rehearsing a play.Copy !req
570. ? She's out of our hair?Copy !req
571. Can it! So, what do you think
of that kid getting out, Sullivan?Copy !req
572. - Pretty crazy?
- Oh, yeah, crazy.Copy !req
573. Word is the kid's been traced
to this factory.Copy !req
574. - You haven't seen anything?
- Well...Copy !req
575. No. No way.Copy !req
576. But if it was an inside job,
I'd put my money on Waxford.Copy !req
577. - Waxford?
- The one at station six.Copy !req
578. - He's got them shifty eyes.
- Hey, Waxford.Copy !req
579. - Sulley!
Michael Wazowski!Copy !req
580. Last night was one of the worst nights
of my entire life, bar none!Copy !req
581. - I thought you cared about me.
- Honey, please.Copy !req
582. - I thought you liked sushi.
- Sushi! Sushi!Copy !req
583. You think this is about sushi?Copy !req
584. Wazowski.Copy !req
585. Michael!Copy !req
586. Men.Copy !req
587. Breathe. Keep breathing.Copy !req
588. - Where's the kid?
- Kid?Copy !req
589. - What kid?
- It's here in the factory, isn't it?Copy !req
590. It never would have gotten out
if you hadn't been cheating last night.Copy !req
591. Cheating? Cheating. Right.Copy !req
592. OK. I think I know
how to make this all go away.Copy !req
593. What happens when the whistle blows
in five minutes?Copy !req
594. - I get a timeout?
- Everyone goes to lunch.Copy !req
595. Which means the scare floor will be...Copy !req
596. - Painted?
- Empty.Copy !req
597. It'll be empty, you idiot.Copy !req
598. You see that clock?Copy !req
599. When the big hand is pointing up
and the little hand is pointing up,Copy !req
600. the kid's door will be in my station.Copy !req
601. But when the big hand points down,Copy !req
602. the door will be gone.Copy !req
603. You have until then to put the kid back.Copy !req
604. Get the picture?Copy !req
605. Boo!Copy !req
606. - No.
- Hey, you. Halt.Copy !req
607. He's the one.Copy !req
608. - The one from the commercial.
- That's him.Copy !req
609. - Can we get an autograph?
- Oh, sure. No problem.Copy !req
610. Make that out to Stephanie,
my daughter.Copy !req
611. Yes. Let's see.Copy !req
612. "From your scary friend.
Best wishes..."Copy !req
613. So, then I said, "If you talk to me
like that again, we're through".Copy !req
614. - What'd she say?
- You know my mom.Copy !req
615. - She sent me to my room.
- See you guys later. Take it easy.Copy !req
616. Bottoms up.Copy !req
617. Boo!Copy !req
618. Hi.Copy !req
619. Well, hello, there.
What's your name?Copy !req
620. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
621. Sulley!Copy !req
622. Oh, Sulley.Copy !req
623. OK, Sulley, come on.Copy !req
624. Hey! You guys seen Sulley anywhere?Copy !req
625. - Nope, sorry.
- Sulley!Copy !req
626. Boy, Wazowski
looks like he's in trouble.Copy !req
627. 2319! We have a 2319!Copy !req
628. Oh, dear.Copy !req
629. Sulley!Copy !req
630. Sulley!Copy !req
631. Sulley. Great news, pal.Copy !req
632. I got us a way out of this mess,
but we gotta hurry.Copy !req
633. Where is it?Copy !req
634. Sull, that's a cube of garbage.Copy !req
635. Uh-oh.Copy !req
636. I can still hear her little voice.Copy !req
637. Mike Wazowski.
- I can hear it too.Copy !req
638. Mike Wazowski!
- How many kids you got in there?Copy !req
639. Mike Wazowski!Copy !req
640. - Kitty!
- Boo!Copy !req
641. Boo, you're all right.
I was so worried. I was...Copy !req
642. Don't you ever
run away from me again, young lady.Copy !req
643. But I'm so glad you're safe.Copy !req
644. My, what an affectionate father.Copy !req
645. Actually, she's my cousin's sister's...Copy !req
646. - That's enough. Let's go.
- Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
647. Yeah. Step aside, kid.
We're in a...Copy !req
648. - Will you stop making Boo laugh?
- I didn't. Come on.Copy !req
649. I still don't understand.
You got Boo's door?Copy !req
650. I'll explain later. Run.Copy !req
651. Let's move, let's move. Come on.
Please be there. Please be there.Copy !req
652. - There it is, just like Randall said.
- Randall?Copy !req
653. - Wait a minute.
- Boo, hey.Copy !req
654. One, two, three, four,
get the kid through the door.Copy !req
655. - The nightmare is over.
- It's OK, Boo. What's the matter?Copy !req
656. - It's time to move.
- Mike, what are you thinking?Copy !req
657. - Randall's after Boo.
- Who cares? Let's go.Copy !req
658. - This is a limited-time offer.
- No. I don't like this.Copy !req
659. Sulley, you wanted her door
and there it is.Copy !req
660. - Now let's move.
- No, Mike.Copy !req
661. You want me to prove
everything's on the up and up?Copy !req
662. - He wants a door, I get a door.
- Wait.Copy !req
663. Paranoid delusional furball.Copy !req
664. Mike!Copy !req
665. Hey, Sulley, where you been all day?Copy !req
666. Sulley? Sulley!Copy !req
667. Huh?Copy !req
668. Mike? Mike?Copy !req
669. Where are you?Copy !req
670. Are you in there?Copy !req
671. Where are you, buddy?Copy !req
672. Mike?Copy !req
673. Where are you?Copy !req
674. Boo, way to go.Copy !req
675. It's OK.Copy !req
676. Randall, did you have to...Copy !req
677. Yes! I got the kid.
Oh, huzzah!Copy !req
678. - Great news. Not that I was concerned.
- Get over here and help me.Copy !req
679. Come on, while we're young here,
Fungus.Copy !req
680. The kid needs to take off a few pounds.Copy !req
681. Wazowski! Where is it,
you little one-eyed cretin?Copy !req
682. It's cretin. If you're gonna
threaten me, do it properly.Copy !req
683. Second, you're nuts if you think
kidnapping meCopy !req
684. is gonna help you cheat!Copy !req
685. You still think this is about
that stupid scare record?Copy !req
686. Well, I did.Copy !req
687. Right up until you chuckled like that.
Now I think I should get out of here.Copy !req
688. I'm about to revolutionize
the scaring industry.Copy !req
689. When I do,
even the great James P. SullivanCopy !req
690. is gonna be working for me.Copy !req
691. Well, somebody's certainly
been a busy bee.Copy !req
692. First I need to know where the kid is
and you're gonna tell me.Copy !req
693. - I don't know.
- Sure.Copy !req
694. I don't. I don't.Copy !req
695. Uh-oh.Copy !req
696. What's that? Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
697. Come on. No, no.
Come on. Hey, hey.Copy !req
698. Hey, hey. This thing is moving.Copy !req
699. I don't like big moving things
that are moving towards me.Copy !req
700. No. Come on. Hey!Copy !req
701. - Randall!
- Say hello to the scream extractor.Copy !req
702. Hello.Copy !req
703. Where you going?
We'll talk. We'll have a latte.Copy !req
704. Come on. We can talk about this.Copy !req
705. What is that thing?Copy !req
706. Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.Copy !req
707. No. Come on.Copy !req
708. Help. Help! Help, help!Copy !req
709. For... What did you do wrong this time?Copy !req
710. - I don't know. I calibrated the...
- Go check the machine.Copy !req
711. There must be something wrong
with the scream intake valve.Copy !req
712. Huh?Copy !req
713. Fungus? Fungus? You like cars?Copy !req
714. I got a really nice car. If you
let me go, I'll give you a rideCopy !req
715. in the car.
Please, Fungus.Copy !req
716. I'm sorry, Wazowski,
but Randall said I'm not allowedCopy !req
717. to fraternize with victims
of his evil plot.Copy !req
718. What happened?
Where's Wazowski?Copy !req
719. Where is he?Copy !req
720. Come on.
- This is crazy. He's gonna kill us.Copy !req
721. That could be contaminated.Copy !req
722. We gotta get out of here now!Copy !req
723. We could start a new life far away.
Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.Copy !req
724. Goodbye, Mr. Waternoose.Copy !req
725. - No, Mike, wait.
- Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
726. - Follow me. I have an idea.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
727. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
728. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
729. What was that? You're trying
to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.Copy !req
730. I was going for a snake/ninja approachCopy !req
731. with a little hissing.Copy !req
732. How many times do I have to tell you?
It's all about presence.Copy !req
733. - About how you enter the room.
- Mr. Waternoose!Copy !req
734. James, perfect timing.Copy !req
735. No, no, sir. You don't understand.Copy !req
736. - Show these monsters how it's done.
- I can't.Copy !req
737. - Sir, you have to listen to me.
- Pay attention.Copy !req
738. You're about to see
the best in the business.Copy !req
739. - Reset the simulator.
- But sir!Copy !req
740. Good night, sweetheart.
'Night, Mom.Copy !req
741. - Kitty!
- No, Boo, no!Copy !req
742. - Give us a big loud roar.
- There's no time for this!Copy !req
743. - What are you waiting for? Roar.
- But, sir...Copy !req
744. Roar!Copy !req
745. Well done. Well done, James.Copy !req
746. - Boo?
- All right, gentlemen.Copy !req
747. - Right this way.
- I hope you've learned a lesson today.Copy !req
748. Boo.Copy !req
749. Boo.Copy !req
750. Boo, it's me.Copy !req
751. - The child!
- Sir, she isn't toxic.Copy !req
752. - It sounds crazy, but trust me.
- Boo?Copy !req
753. No, no, no, no, it's OK.Copy !req
754. I was just... No.Copy !req
755. No, don't be scared.
That wasn't real.Copy !req
756. It's just a... I was just...Copy !req
757. - Boo.
- MIKE:... test it out on that sweet girl.Copy !req
758. - Boo.
- ... have her, he is trying to kill us.Copy !req
759. - This is Randall's fault.
- Randall?Copy !req
760. We can take you to his secret lab
in this factory.Copy !req
761. How could this happen?
How could this happen?Copy !req
762. Does anyone else know about this?Copy !req
763. - No, sir.
- Good.Copy !req
764. This company can't afford
any more bad publicity.Copy !req
765. Now, before we do anything else,Copy !req
766. let's take care of the child.Copy !req
767. I never thought
things would come to this.Copy !req
768. Not in my factory.Copy !req
769. I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this.Copy !req
770. Especially you, James.Copy !req
771. But now we can
set everything straight again.Copy !req
772. For the good of the company.Copy !req
773. Sir? That's not her door.Copy !req
774. I know, I know.Copy !req
775. It's yours.Copy !req
776. No!Copy !req
777. Boo!Copy !req
778. No! No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
779. It's too late.
We're banished, genius!Copy !req
780. We're in the human world.Copy !req
781. What a great idea,
going to your old pal Waternoose.Copy !req
782. Too bad he was in on the whole thing.Copy !req
783. All you had to do was listen to me.Copy !req
784. Just once!
But you didn't, did you?Copy !req
785. You're still not listening!Copy !req
786. Take that!Copy !req
787. Welcome to the Himalayas.Copy !req
788. Abominable. Can you believe that?Copy !req
789. Do I look abominable to you?Copy !req
790. Why can't they call me
the Adorable SnowmanCopy !req
791. or the Agreeable Snowman,
for crying out loud?Copy !req
792. I'm a nice guy.
Snow cone?Copy !req
793. No, don't worry. It's lemon.Copy !req
794. How about you, big fella?
Snow cone?Copy !req
795. Did you see the way she looked at me?Copy !req
796. Poor guy. I understand.
It ain't easy being banished.Copy !req
797. Take my buddy, Bigfoot.Copy !req
798. When he was banished, he fashioned
an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.Copy !req
799. Wore it on his head like a tiara.Copy !req
800. Called himself King Itchy.
It won't be so hard for you guys.Copy !req
801. How lucky can you get?Copy !req
802. - Banished with your best friend.
- He is not my friend.Copy !req
803. I just assumed you were buddies.
When I saw you in the snow hugging...Copy !req
804. Look at that big jerk.
Ruined my life. And for what?Copy !req
805. A stupid kid!Copy !req
806. Because of you I am now stuck
in this frozen wasteland.Copy !req
807. Wasteland?
I think you mean wonderland.Copy !req
808. How about all this fabulous snow?Copy !req
809. And wait till you see
the local village.Copy !req
810. Cutest thing in the world.
I haven't mentioned the free yaks' milk.Copy !req
811. - What did you say?
- Yaks' milk.Copy !req
812. Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic.Copy !req
813. Once you pick the hairs out
it's nutritious.Copy !req
814. No, about a village.
Are there kids in it?Copy !req
815. Kids? Sure. Tough kids, sissy kids,
kids who climb on rocks.Copy !req
816. - Where is it?
- At the bottom of the mountain.Copy !req
817. - A three-day hike.
- Three days?Copy !req
818. We need to get there now.Copy !req
819. You wanna go to the village?Copy !req
820. Rule number one out here,
always... No.Copy !req
821. Never go out in a blizzard.Copy !req
822. We need to get to Boo.Copy !req
823. Boo? What about us?Copy !req
824. Ever since the kid came in,
you've ignored everything I've said,Copy !req
825. and now look where we are!
We were about to break the record.Copy !req
826. - We would have had it made.
- None of that matters now.Copy !req
827. None of it matters?
Wait a second.Copy !req
828. None of it matters?Copy !req
829. OK. No, good. Great.Copy !req
830. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?Copy !req
831. Would you look at that?
We're out of snow cones.Copy !req
832. Let me just go outside
and make some more.Copy !req
833. Sulley, what about everything
we ever worked for?Copy !req
834. Does that matter?Copy !req
835. What about Celia?Copy !req
836. I am never...
Never gonna see her again.Copy !req
837. Doesn't that matter?Copy !req
838. And what about me?Copy !req
839. I'm your pal. I'm your best friend.Copy !req
840. Don't I matter?Copy !req
841. I'm sorry, Mike.Copy !req
842. I'm sorry we're stuck out here.Copy !req
843. I didn't mean for this to happen.Copy !req
844. But Boo's in trouble.Copy !req
845. I think there might be
a way to save her if we can just get...Copy !req
846. We? Whoa. We?Copy !req
847. No. There's no "we" this time, pal.Copy !req
848. If you want to go out there
and freeze to death,Copy !req
849. you be my guest.Copy !req
850. Because you're on your own.Copy !req
851. Hey, I got more snow cones!Copy !req
852. Come on, George.
I know you can do this.Copy !req
853. I picked out an easy door for you.Copy !req
854. In Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.Copy !req
855. You know, you're right.
Here. Take this.Copy !req
856. Go get 'em, Georgie.Copy !req
857. Look out. Coming through.Copy !req
858. - Sorry, George.
- Hey, you can't just...Copy !req
859. Twenty-three...Copy !req
860. Out of the way!Copy !req
861. Finally. I never should have
trusted you with this.Copy !req
862. Because of you,
I had to banish my top scarer.Copy !req
863. With this machine,
we won't need scarers.Copy !req
864. Sullivan got what he deserved.Copy !req
865. Sullivan was twice the scarer
you will ever be.Copy !req
866. Kitty!Copy !req
867. - Kitty!
- Sullivan?Copy !req
868. - Kitty!
- Sorry, Boo.Copy !req
869. Stop him!Copy !req
870. Let's get you home.Copy !req
871. Finish him off!Copy !req
872. You don't know how long
I've wanted to do that, Sullivan.Copy !req
873. Mike?Copy !req
874. - It's not that I don't care.
- Mike, you don't understand.Copy !req
875. Yes, I do.
I was just mad, that's all.Copy !req
876. I needed some time to think, but
you shouldn't have left me out there.Copy !req
877. - I'm being attacked.
- I'm not attacking you.Copy !req
878. I'm trying to be honest. Hear me out.
You and I are a team.Copy !req
879. Nothing is more important
than our friendship.Copy !req
880. I know. He's too sensitive.Copy !req
881. Come on, pal.
If you start crying, I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
882. And I'll never get through this.Copy !req
883. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you,
but I am now.Copy !req
884. Sulley, I am baring my soul here.
The least you can do is pay attention.Copy !req
885. Look at that. It's Randall.Copy !req
886. Come on.Copy !req
887. Get up. There can't be any witnesses.Copy !req
888. There won't be.Copy !req
889. I'm glad you came back, Mike.Copy !req
890. Somebody's gotta take care of you,
you big hairball.Copy !req
891. - Schmoopsie-pooh, I can't talk.
- Come on.Copy !req
892. Michael, if you don't tell me what's
going on right now, we are through!Copy !req
893. Here's the truth.Copy !req
894. The kid? Sulley let her in. We tried to
send her back, Waternoose had a plot,Copy !req
895. and now Randall's trying to kill us!Copy !req
896. You expect me to believe
that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?Copy !req
897. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
898. I love you, schmoopsie-pooh!Copy !req
899. Hey!
- Idiots.Copy !req
900. Look out. Coming through.Copy !req
901. Make way. Move it.
Hurry up, hurry up.Copy !req
902. - There they are.
Attention, employees.Copy !req
903. Randall Boggs has just broken
the all-time scare record.Copy !req
904. No, I didn't.
Get out of my way.Copy !req
905. Go get 'em, googly bear.Copy !req
906. There it is.Copy !req
907. Get off my tail. Let go.Copy !req
908. - What are you doing?
- Grab on, Mike.Copy !req
909. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
910. - Sulley, what are we doing?
- Get Boo's door and find a station.Copy !req
911. What a plan.
Simple, yet insane.Copy !req
912. - Whoa.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
913. Hold on!Copy !req
914. Don't look down!Copy !req
915. I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
916. Oh, no.Copy !req
917. No!Copy !req
918. - Boo's door.
- There it is.Copy !req
919. How are we supposed to get to it now?Copy !req
920. It's a dead end, Sulley.Copy !req
921. - There he is.
- Make her laugh.Copy !req
922. - Sulley!
- Just do it!Copy !req
923. - Get it open.
- Here he comes.Copy !req
924. Give me that kid.Copy !req
925. - Why couldn't we get banished here?
- We gotta find another door.Copy !req
926. Look! Boo's door.Copy !req
927. - There he is. Hurry up!
- Give me your hand.Copy !req
928. Come on, it slides.
- Right. Right.Copy !req
929. Jump. I'm right behind you.Copy !req
930. Come on.Copy !req
931. Hurry up. Keep moving!Copy !req
932. Get inside.Copy !req
933. That was weird.Copy !req
934. Mike?Copy !req
935. - Sorry, buddy.
- OK.Copy !req
936. I hope that hurt, lizard boy.Copy !req
937. Great job, buddy. We lost him.Copy !req
938. Boo!Copy !req
939. No!Copy !req
940. Nice working with you.Copy !req
941. - Get it open!
I'm trying!Copy !req
942. - Open the door!
- Come on, get in here.Copy !req
943. Boo!Copy !req
944. There they are!Copy !req
945. Sulley, what are you doing?
Sulley!Copy !req
946. - Looks like we caught the express.
- Do you see them?Copy !req
947. Straight ahead.Copy !req
948. - Kitty.
- Boo.Copy !req
949. Look at everybody's
favorite scarer now.Copy !req
950. You stupid, pathetic waste.Copy !req
951. You've been number one for too long,
Sullivan. Now your time is up.Copy !req
952. And don't worry.
I'll take good care of the kid.Copy !req
953. No!Copy !req
954. She's not scared of you anymore.Copy !req
955. Looks like you're out of a job.Copy !req
956. OK, over the plate.
Let's see the old stuff.Copy !req
957. Chuck him, baby.Copy !req
958. Here's the pitch and he is out of here.Copy !req
959. Mama, another gator
got in the house.Copy !req
960. Another gator?Copy !req
961. Give me that shovel. There!Copy !req
962. Get him, Mama. Get that gator.Copy !req
963. - Care to do the honors, Mikey?
- With pleasure.Copy !req
964. That's right, Boo. You did it.Copy !req
965. You beat him.Copy !req
966. Come on.Copy !req
967. OK, Boo, it's time to go home.Copy !req
968. Take care of yourself
and be a good girl, OK?Copy !req
969. - Oh, no.
- The power's out. Make her laugh.Copy !req
970. I got a move here
that'll bring down the house.Copy !req
971. - Sorry. She didn't see that.
- What?Copy !req
972. What, did you forget to check
if her hood was up, you big dope?Copy !req
973. Uncle Mike, try not to yell
in front of her.Copy !req
974. - You know we need her to laugh.
- Right.Copy !req
975. Hey, Boo. Just kidding. Look.Copy !req
976. Funny, right? See, with the...Copy !req
977. These are the jokes, kid.
What's happening?Copy !req
978. Hold on.Copy !req
979. When the door lands in the station,
cut the power.Copy !req
980. You'll have the child and the criminals
responsible for this whole mess.Copy !req
981. Great. A welcoming committee.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
982. This is the CDA. Come
out slowly with the child in plain sight.Copy !req
983. OK, OK, you got us.Copy !req
984. Here we are. Here's the kid.Copy !req
985. I'll cooperate, but before you
take us away, I have one thing to say.Copy !req
986. - Catch.
- CDA AGENT 1:2319.Copy !req
987. We have a toxic projectile.Copy !req
988. After the suspect.
- Stop him!Copy !req
989. - Come on.
- Don't let them get away.Copy !req
990. Wait. Come back.
He has the child.Copy !req
991. Sullivan. Sullivan!Copy !req
992. Give me the child. Give her to me!Copy !req
993. Open this door.
Open this door!Copy !req
994. Stop it.Copy !req
995. Don't do it.Copy !req
996. - Come on.
Don't go in that room.Copy !req
997. I think we stopped him, Boo.
You're safe now.Copy !req
998. You be a good girl, OK?Copy !req
999. - This has gone far enough, James.
- She's home. Leave her alone.Copy !req
1000. I can't do that. She's seen too much.Copy !req
1001. - You both have.
- It doesn't have to be this way.Copy !req
1002. I have no choice. Times have changed.Copy !req
1003. - Scaring isn't enough anymore.
- But kidnapping?Copy !req
1004. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let the company die.Copy !req
1005. And I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!Copy !req
1006. No!Copy !req
1007. Night, Mom.
Night, sweetheart.Copy !req
1008. Night, Mom.
- What is this?Copy !req
1009. Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.Copy !req
1010. Well, I don't know
about the rest of you guys,Copy !req
1011. but I spotted several big mistakes.Copy !req
1012. But how did...Copy !req
1013. You know what? Let's watch
my favorite part again. Shall we?Copy !req
1014. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
1015. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
1016. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
1017. Come with us.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1018. Take your hands off.
You can't arrest me.Copy !req
1019. I hope you're happy, Sullivan.
You destroyed this company.Copy !req
1020. Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
Where will everyone get their scream?Copy !req
1021. The energy crisis will only get worse
because of you!Copy !req
1022. Stay where you are.
Number one wants to talk to you.Copy !req
1023. Attention.Copy !req
1024. Hello, boys.Copy !req
1025. - Roz?
- Roz?Copy !req
1026. Two and a half years of
undercover work were almost wastedCopy !req
1027. when you intercepted that child,
Mr. Sullivan.Copy !req
1028. Of course, without your help,Copy !req
1029. I never would have known that
this went all the way up to Waternoose.Copy !req
1030. Now, about the girl.Copy !req
1031. I just want to send her home.Copy !req
1032. Very good.Copy !req
1033. - Bring me a door shredder.
- What? You mean...Copy !req
1034. You mean I can't see her again?Copy !req
1035. That's the way it has to be.Copy !req
1036. I'll give you five minutes.Copy !req
1037. - Well, so long, kid.
- Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
1038. Yeah.Copy !req
1039. Boo.Copy !req
1040. It's been fun.Copy !req
1041. Go ahead. Go grow up.Copy !req
1042. But, Boo...Copy !req
1043. Boo.Copy !req
1044. Look at that. You know...Copy !req
1045. That's cute. Yeah.Copy !req
1046. Boo...Copy !req
1047. Well, that's very nice.Copy !req
1048. Come here, you!Copy !req
1049. ? Oh, he's a happy bear?Copy !req
1050. Nothing's coming out of your closet
to scare you anymore, right?Copy !req
1051. Yeah.Copy !req
1052. Goodbye, Boo.Copy !req
1053. Kitty.Copy !req
1054. Kitty has to go.Copy !req
1055. Boo.Copy !req
1056. Kitty?Copy !req
1057. None of this ever happened,
gentlemen.Copy !req
1058. And I don't want to see
any paperwork on this.Copy !req
1059. Take him away.Copy !req
1060. I bet we get the rest of the day off.Copy !req
1061. You idiot.
They're gonna shut down the factory.Copy !req
1062. When that wall went up, you should
have seen Waternoose's face.Copy !req
1063. Whoo-hoo!
I hope we get a copy of that tape.Copy !req
1064. Are you all right?Copy !req
1065. Come on, pal.
Cheer up. We did it!Copy !req
1066. We got Boo home.Copy !req
1067. Sure, we put the factory
in the toilet andCopy !req
1068. hundreds of people
will be out of work.Copy !req
1069. Not to mention the mob that will
come after us when there's no power,Copy !req
1070. but at least we had some laughs, right?Copy !req
1071. Laughs.Copy !req
1072. Is this thing on?
Hello? Hello? Testing.Copy !req
1073. Good evening. Nice to see you.Copy !req
1074. It's great to be here in your room.Copy !req
1075. Where are you from?Copy !req
1076. You're in kindergarten, right?
I love kindergarten.Copy !req
1077. Best three years of my life.Copy !req
1078. Of my life.
But I love sports.Copy !req
1079. Dodgeball was the best.
I was the fastest one out there.Copy !req
1080. Of course, I was the ball.Copy !req
1081. I was the ball, see...Copy !req
1082. All right.Copy !req
1083. Thanks a lot.
I'll be here all week.Copy !req
1084. Remember to tip your waitresses.Copy !req
1085. Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota
on the first kid of the day.Copy !req
1086. Not bad. Only somebody
with perfect comedic timingCopy !req
1087. could produce this much energy
in one shot.Copy !req
1088. And the fact that laughter
is ten times more powerful than screamCopy !req
1089. had nothing to do with it?Copy !req
1090. Googly bear, come here, you.Copy !req
1091. - Schmoopsie-pooh!
- Googly.Copy !req
1092. Girls, stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
1093. Michael, you're such a charmer.Copy !req
1094. - Did you bring the magazine?
- A whole box.Copy !req
1095. Let me see it!Copy !req
1096. Sulley and I made the cover, right?Copy !req
1097. I don't believe it!Copy !req
1098. Googly bear.Copy !req
1099. I'm on the cover of a magazine!Copy !req
1100. This is great.Copy !req
1101. Hey, Sulley.
- Hey, Mike.Copy !req
1102. - I was...
- There's something I want to show you.Copy !req
1103. Close your eyes. Follow me.Copy !req
1104. Come on. No peeking.Copy !req
1105. Keep coming, keep coming.Copy !req
1106. - Come on.
- Mike!Copy !req
1107. Follow the sultry sound of my voice.Copy !req
1108. OK, stop.Copy !req
1109. Open 'em.Copy !req
1110. Ta-da!Copy !req
1111. Mike, is that...Copy !req
1112. Sorry it took so long, pal.Copy !req
1113. There was a lot of wood to go through.Copy !req
1114. It only works if you have every piece.Copy !req
1115. Boo?Copy !req
1116. Kitty!Copy !req