1. - Good night, sweetheart.
-'Night, Mom.Copy !req
2. Sleep tight, kiddo.Copy !req
3. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
4. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
5. Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.Copy !req
6. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
7. - All right. Mr. Bile, is it?
- My friends call me Phlegm.Copy !req
8. Mr. Bile, can you tell me
what you did wrong?Copy !req
9. - I fell down?
- No, no, before that.Copy !req
10. Can anyone tell me
Mr. Bile's big mistake?Copy !req
11. Anyone?Copy !req
12. Let's take a look at the tape.
Here we go.Copy !req
13. Right there.Copy !req
14. See? The door.
You left it wide open.Copy !req
15. And leaving the door open
is the worst mistakeCopy !req
16. any employee can make because...Copy !req
17. - It could let in a draft?
- It could let in a child.Copy !req
18. Mr. Waternoose.Copy !req
19. There's nothing more toxic or deadly
than a human child.Copy !req
20. A single touch could kill you.Copy !req
21. Leave a door open and a child
could walk right into this factory,Copy !req
22. right into the monster world.Copy !req
23. I won't go in a kid's room.
You can't make me.Copy !req
24. You're going in there
because we need this.Copy !req
25. Our city is counting on you
to collect those children's screams.Copy !req
26. Without scream we have no power.Copy !req
27. Yes, it's dangerous work.Copy !req
28. And that's why I need you
to be at your best.Copy !req
29. I need scarers who are
confident, tenacious, tough.Copy !req
30. Intimidating.Copy !req
31. I need scarers like...
Like James P. Sullivan.Copy !req
32. Hey, good morning, Monstropolis.
It's five after 6:00 a.m.Copy !req
33. in the big Monster City.Copy !req
34. The temperature's a balmy 65 degrees
which is good for you reptiles.Copy !req
35. And it looks like it's gonna be
a perfect day to lie in bed, sleep in,Copy !req
36. or simply work off that flab
that's hanging over the bed!Copy !req
37. Get up, Sulley!Copy !req
38. I don't believe I ordered
a wake-up call, Mikey.Copy !req
39. Less talk, more pain,
marshmallow boy!Copy !req
40. Feel the burn.
You call yourself a monster?Copy !req
41. Scary feet, scary feet.
The kid's awake!Copy !req
42. Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet.
Kid's asleep!Copy !req
43. Twins! In a bunk bed!Copy !req
44. I thought I had you there.Copy !req
45. OK, Sulley, here we go.
You ready? Follow it. It's over here.Copy !req
46. Over there. Don't let the kid touch you.
Don't let him touch you!Copy !req
47. I don't know but it's been said
I love scarin' kids in bedCopy !req
48. Fight that plaque.
Scary monsters don't have plaque.Copy !req
49. One-eighteen. Do you have 119?Copy !req
50. Do I see 120?Copy !req
51. - I don't believe it.
- I'm not breaking a sweat.Copy !req
52. Not you. Look!
The new commercial's on.Copy !req
53. The future is bright
at Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
54. - I'm in this one.
- We're pan' of your life.Copy !req
55. We power your car.
We warm your home.Copy !req
56. We light your city.Copy !req
57. - I'm Monsters, Incorporated.
- Hey, look! Betty!Copy !req
58. Carefully matching every child
to their ideal monster,Copy !req
59. to produce superior scream.Copy !req
60. Refined into clean,
dependable energy.Copy !req
61. Every time you turn something on,
Monsters, Incorporated is there.Copy !req
62. - I'm Monsters, Incorporated.
- We know the challenge.Copy !req
63. The window of innocence is shrinking.Copy !req
64. Human kids are harder to scare.Copy !req
65. Of course,
MI is prepared for the future.Copy !req
66. With the top scarers,Copy !req
67. the best refineries,Copy !req
68. and research into
new energy techniques.Copy !req
69. OK, here I come.Copy !req
70. We're working for a better tomorrow,Copy !req
71. -today.
- We're Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
72. We're MI, Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
73. We scare because we care.Copy !req
74. - I can't believe it.
- Mike.Copy !req
75. I was on TV!Copy !req
76. Did you see me? I'm a natural.Copy !req
77. Hello?
I know! Wasn't I great?Copy !req
78. Did the whole family see it?
It's your mom.Copy !req
79. What can I say?
The camera loves me.Copy !req
80. I'm telling you, you're gonna
be seeing this face on TV more often.Copy !req
81. Yeah'? On Monstropolis' Most Wanted?Copy !req
82. You've been jealous of my good looks
since the fourth grade.Copy !req
83. - Have a good day, sweetie.
- You too, hon.Copy !req
84. - OK, Sulley, hop on in.
- Nope.Copy !req
85. - Hey, where you going?
- Mikey, there's a scream shortage.Copy !req
86. - We're walking.
- Walking?Copy !req
87. - No, no.
- Come on.Copy !req
88. My baby needs to be driven.Copy !req
89. My baby. I'll call you.Copy !req
90. - You know why I bought the car?
- Not really.Copy !req
91. To drive it. You know,
on the street with the honk, honk,Copy !req
92. -no walking involved.
- Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?Copy !req
93. - You could use the exercise.
- I could use the exercise? Look at you.Copy !req
94. You have your own climate.Copy !req
95. - How many tentacles jump the rope?
- How many tentacles jump the rope?Copy !req
96. Morning, Mike. Morning, Sulley.Copy !req
97. Morning, kids. How you doing?Copy !req
98. - Hi, Mike. Bye, Sulley.
- Hey!Copy !req
99. Nuts.Copy !req
100. - FeHas.
- Hey, Tony.Copy !req
101. Tony, TOW-Copy !req
102. I hear somebody's close to breaking
the all-time scare record.Copy !req
103. Just trying to make sure
there's enough scream to go around.Copy !req
104. - Hey, on the house.
- Hey, thanks.Copy !req
105. Bada-bing.Copy !req
106. Oh, great.Copy !req
107. Hey, Ted, good morning.Copy !req
108. See that, Mikey?
Ted's walking to work.Copy !req
109. Big deal.
Guy takes five steps and he's there.Copy !req
110. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.Copy !req
111. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc. Please hold.Copy !req
112. - M0rnin', Sulley.
- M0rnin', Ricky.Copy !req
113. -It's the Sullster.
- See you on the scare floor.Copy !req
114. - Hey Marge. How was jury duty?
- Morning, Sulley.Copy !req
115. Hey.Copy !req
116. Hey. It's still leaning to the left.Copy !req
117. - It is not.
- Hey, fellas. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
118. - Hey, Mr. Sullivan.
- Guys, I told you, call me Sulley.Copy !req
119. - I don't think so.
- We want to wish you good luck today.Copy !req
120. Hey, hey, get lost, you two.
You're making him lose his focus.Copy !req
121. - Sorry.
- See you later, fellas.Copy !req
122. Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan.Copy !req
123. Quiet.
You're making him lose his focus.Copy !req
124. - Oh, no. Sorry!
- Shut up!Copy !req
125. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.Copy !req
126. Miss Fearmonger is on vacation.
Would you like her voice-mail?Copy !req
127. - Schmoopsie-pooh.
- Googly bear.Copy !req
128. - Happy birthday.
- Googly-woogly, you remembered.Copy !req
129. - Hey, Sulley-wulley.
- Hey, Celia-wheelie.Copy !req
130. - Happy birthday.
- Thanks.Copy !req
131. So are we going
anywhere special tonight?Copy !req
132. I just got us into a little place
called Harryhausen's.Copy !req
133. Harryhausen's? But it's impossible
to get a reservation there.Copy !req
134. Not for googly bear.
I will see you at quittin' time.Copy !req
135. - Not a minute later.
- OK, sweetheart.Copy !req
136. Think romantical thoughts.Copy !req
137. You and me
Me and youCopy !req
138. Both of us togetherCopy !req
139. You know, pal, she's the one.Copy !req
140. - That's it. She is the one.
- I'm happy for you.Copy !req
141. Thanks for hooking me up
with those reservations.Copy !req
142. They're under the name "googly bear."Copy !req
143. Good...
You know, that wasn't very funny.Copy !req
144. - What the...
- Wazowski.Copy !req
145. What do you know?Copy !req
146. It scares little kids
and little monsters.Copy !req
147. I wasn't scared.
I have allergies.Copy !req
148. - Sure.
- Randall, save it for the scare floor.Copy !req
149. I'm in the zone today, Sullivan.
Gonna do serious scaring.Copy !req
150. - Putting up some big numbers.
- Randall, that's great.Copy !req
151. That should make it more humiliating
when we break the record first.Copy !req
152. Do you hear that?
It's the winds of change.Copy !req
153. "You hear that? It's the winds of..."Copy !req
154. What a creep.
One of these days I am reallyCopy !req
155. gonnaletyou
teach that guy a lesson.Copy !req
156. Chalooby. Baby.Copy !req
157. Good morning, Roz,
my succulent garden snail.Copy !req
158. - Who would we be scaring today?
- Wazowski.Copy !req
159. You didn't file your paperwork
last night.Copy !req
160. Oh, that darn paperwork.Copy !req
161. Wouldn't it be easier
if it all just blew away?Copy !req
162. Don't let it happen again.Copy !req
163. Yes. Well, I'll try to be less careless.Copy !req
164. I'm watching you, Wazowski.Copy !req
165. Always watching.Copy !req
166. - She's nuts.
- Always.Copy !req
167. All scare floors are now active.Copy !req
168. Assistants, please report
to your stations.Copy !req
169. OK, people,
Eastern Seaboard coming online.Copy !req
170. We got scarers coming out.Copy !req
171. They are so awesome.Copy !req
172. Hey, may the best monster win.Copy !req
173. I plan to.Copy !req
174. We are on in seven, six, five,Copy !req
175. four, three, two...Copy !req
176. You're the boss.
You're the big hairy boss.Copy !req
177. I'm feeling good today, Mikey.Copy !req
178. Attaboy. Another door coming right up.Copy !req
179. You're still behind, Randall.Copy !req
180. - Maybe I should realign the scream...
- Get me a door.Copy !req
181. Door, yes, door.Copy !req
182. Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?Copy !req
183. We may actually
make our quota today, sir.Copy !req
184. First time in a month.Copy !req
185. - What happened?
- The kid almost touched me.Copy !req
186. - She got this close to me.
- She wasn't scared of you?Copy !req
187. - She was only six.
- I could have been dead.Copy !req
188. - I could have died.
- Keep it together, man.Copy !req
189. Hey, we got a dead door over here.Copy !req
190. - I'm coming.
- Look out.Copy !req
191. Excuse us.Copy !req
192. We've lost 58 doors this week, sir.Copy !req
193. Kids these days.Copy !req
194. They just don't get scared
like they used to.Copy !req
195. Let her rip.Copy !req
196. - Sir?
- What?Copy !req
197. Look.Copy !req
198. Attention.
We have a new scare leader.Copy !req
199. Randall Boggs.Copy !req
200. Look at those numbers.Copy !req
201. Slumber party.Copy !req
202. Never mind.Copy !req
203. Hey, watch it.Copy !req
204. Well, James,
that was an impressive display.Copy !req
205. Just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose.Copy !req
206. 'Course I did learn from the best.Copy !req
207. If I don't see a new door
in my station in five seconds,Copy !req
208. I will personally
put you through the shredder.Copy !req
209. Hey, Wazowski, nice job.
Those numbers are pretty sweet.Copy !req
210. Are they?
You know, I hadn't even noticed.Copy !req
211. - And how's Georgie doing?
- He's doing great.Copy !req
212. I love working with that big guy.Copy !req
213. Keep the doors coming.
I'm on a roll today.Copy !req
214. George and I are like brothers. 2319!Copy !req
215. We have a 2319!Copy !req
216. Red alert.Copy !req
217. Red alert, red alert.Copy !req
218. - Red alert.
- George Sanderson.Copy !req
219. Please remain motionless.
Prepare for decontamination.Copy !req
220. Duck and cover, people!Copy !req
221. Not the CDA.Copy !req
222. - Go, go, go.
- Coming through. Stand aside.Copy !req
223. Clear the contaminated area.Copy !req
224. - A 2319 in progress.
- Coming through. Watch yourself.Copy !req
225. Stand back. Careful.Copy !req
226. All clear. Situation is
niner-niner-zero. Ready for decon.Copy !req
227. - Thanks, guys, that was a close one.
- OK.Copy !req
228. Take a break. We gotta shut down
and reset the system.Copy !req
229. An entire scare floor out of commission.Copy !req
230. What else can go wrong?Copy !req
231. - What a day.
- We're just going through a rough time.Copy !req
232. Everyone knows
you'll get us through it.Copy !req
233. Tell that to the board of directors.Copy !req
234. James, this company's been
in my family for three generations.Copy !req
235. I would do anything
to keep it from going under.Copy !req
236. So would I, sir.Copy !req
237. - I could use your help with something.
- Anything, sir.Copy !req
238. We've hired some new scare recruits,
and frankly, they're...Copy !req
239. -inexperienced?
- They stink.Copy !req
240. I thought maybe
you might come by tomorrowCopy !req
241. and give them a demonstration.Copy !req
242. Show them what it takes
to be our top scarer.Copy !req
243. I'll start out with the old
Waternoose jump and growl.Copy !req
244. Now that's my boy.Copy !req
245. Let's go, everybody.
All doors must be returned.Copy !req
246. No exceptions.Copy !req
247. I've never seen anything like you today.
You were on a roll.Copy !req
248. Another day like this
and that scare record's in the bag.Copy !req
249. That's right, baby.Copy !req
250. As if dinner wasn't enough,
I'm taking her to a monster truck rally.Copy !req
251. - Nice.
- What's on your agenda?Copy !req
252. - Work out some more.
- Again?Copy !req
253. There's more to life than scaring.Copy !req
254. - Can I borrow your odorant?
- I got smelly garbage or old dumpster.Copy !req
255. You got low tide?
How about wet dog?Copy !req
256. Yep. Stink it up.Copy !req
257. I am so romantic sometimes
I think I should marry myself.Copy !req
258. - Give me a break.
- What a night of romance ahead of me.Copy !req
259. Tonight is about me and Celia.Copy !req
260. The love boat is about to set sail.Copy !req
261. I gotta tell you, that face of hers,
it just makes my heart go...Copy !req
262. Hello, Wazowski.
Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?Copy !req
263. Well, as a matter of fact...Copy !req
264. I'm sure you filed
your paperwork correctly,Copy !req
265. for once.Copy !req
266. Your stunned silence
is very reassuring.Copy !req
267. My scare reports.
I left them on my desk.Copy !req
268. If I'm not at the restaurant in five
minutes they'll give our table away.Copy !req
269. - Schmoopsie-pooh.
- Googly bear.Copy !req
270. - Want to get going?
- Do I ever. It's just...Copy !req
271. - What?
-It...Copy !req
272. - A small...
- I don't understand.Copy !req
273. I forgot about some paperwork
I was supposed to file.Copy !req
274. Mike was reminding me.Copy !req
275. - Thanks, buddy.
- I was?Copy !req
276. I mean, I was. Yeah.Copy !req
277. - OK. Let's go.
- We're going.Copy !req
278. The pink copies to accounting.Copy !req
279. The fuchsia ones go to purchasing
and the goldenrod ones go to Roz.Copy !req
280. Leave the puce.Copy !req
281. Pink copies to accounting,
fuchsia ones to Roz.Copy !req
282. The fuchsia ones go to purchasing.Copy !req
283. The goldenrod ones go to Roz.Copy !req
284. Man, I have no idea what puce is.Copy !req
285. Oh, that's puce.Copy !req
286. Hello?Copy !req
287. Anyone? There's a door here.Copy !req
288. Hello? Hey.Copy !req
289. Anybody scaring in here?Copy !req
290. Hello. Yo.Copy !req
291. Kitty.Copy !req
292. No, no, stay back.Copy !req
293. Hold it, hold it.Copy !req
294. Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays...
Well, not a lot of birthdays.Copy !req
295. But this is the best birthday ever.Copy !req
296. What are you looking at?Copy !req
297. I was just thinking about
the first time I laid eye on you,Copy !req
298. -how pretty you looked.
- Stop it.Copy !req
299. - Your hair was shorter.
- I'm thinking about getting it cut.Copy !req
300. No, no, I like it this length.Copy !req
301. I like everything about you.Copy !req
302. Just the other day someone asked
who was the most beautiful monster.Copy !req
303. - You know what I said?
- What did you say?Copy !req
304. Isaid...Copy !req
305. - SUlley?
- SUlley?Copy !req
306. No, no, that's not what
I was gonna say.Copy !req
307. You're not making sense.Copy !req
308. - He's handsome. He's rugged.
- What a coincidence, running into you.Copy !req
309. - I'm just gonna order something.
- Michael.Copy !req
310. - What's good?
- You're ruining everything.Copy !req
311. I went to get your paperwork
and there was a door.Copy !req
312. What?Copy !req
313. - A door?
- Randall was in it.Copy !req
314. Randall? That cheater.
He's trying to boost his numbers.Copy !req
315. - There's something else.
- What?Copy !req
316. Ooklay in the agbay.Copy !req
317. - What?
- Look in the bag.Copy !req
318. What bag?Copy !req
319. They don't have anything
I like here. Take care, Celia.Copy !req
320. - What's going on?
- Celia, please try to understand.Copy !req
321. - I have to do something!
- Michael?Copy !req
322. On three. One, two...Copy !req
323. - A kid!
- Boo!Copy !req
324. A kid!Copy !req
325. There's a kid here.
A human kid!Copy !req
326. Googly bear!Copy !req
327. Come on.Copy !req
328. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
329. Please remain calm.
This is not a drill.Copy !req
330. 7835 in progress, please advise.Copy !req
331. - Michael? Michael!
- Celia!Copy !req
332. - Come with me.
- Stop pushing.Copy !req
333. Get your hands off
my schmoopsie-pooh.Copy !req
334. Ready for decontamination.Copy !req
335. I don't think that date
could have gone any worse.Copy !req
336. If witnesses are to be believed,
there has been a child security breachCopy !req
337. for the first time in monster history.Copy !req
338. We neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here.Copy !req
339. Well, a kid flew right over me and
blasted a car with its laser vision.Copy !req
340. I tried to run, but it picked me up
with its mind powersCopy !req
341. and shook me like a doll.Copy !req
342. It's true.
I saw the whole thing.Copy !req
343. It is my professional opinion
that now is the time to panic.Copy !req
344. It's coming. It's coming!Copy !req
345. Boo!Copy !req
346. No,no,no,no!Copy !req
347. Come here, kid.Copy !req
348. Don't touch those, you little...Copy !req
349. Those were alphabetized.
It's OK.Copy !req
350. As long as it doesn't come near us
we're gonna be OK.Copy !req
351. You like this? Fetch.Copy !req
352. Hey, hey. That's it.
No one touches Little Mikey.Copy !req
353. Mike, give her the bear.Copy !req
354. Oh, no!Copy !req
355. Make it stop, Sulley.
Make it stop!Copy !req
356. Here, look. See bear?
Nice bear.Copy !req
357. Sulley!Copy !req
358. Bear, he's a happy bear.Copy !req
359. He's not crying, neither should you.
We'll be in troubleCopy !req
360. 'cause they're gonna find us,
so please stop crying now.Copy !req
361. Good. Good, Sulley. Keep it up.
You're doing great.Copy !req
362. He's a happy bear.
He has no...Copy !req
363. -it touched me.
- Sulley, the bear!Copy !req
364. The bear. Give her the...Copy !req
365. What was that?Copy !req
366. I have no idea, but it would be
really great if it didn't do it again.Copy !req
367. How could I do this?
How could I be so stupid?Copy !req
368. - This could destroy the company.
- Who cares about the company?Copy !req
369. What about us?
That thing is a killing machine.Copy !req
370. It's waiting for us to fall asleep
and then wham!Copy !req
371. We're easy prey, my friend.
We're sitting targets.Copy !req
372. OK, look, I think I have a plan here.Copy !req
373. Using mainly spoons,
we dig a tunnel under the cityCopy !req
374. and release it into the wild.Copy !req
375. Spoons.Copy !req
376. That's it. I'm out of ideas.
Air balloon, too expensive.Copy !req
377. Giant slingshot, too conspicuous.
Enormous wooden horse, too Greek.Copy !req
378. No. Can't think. Can't think.Copy !req
379. - Flatliner. Flatlining.
- Mike?Copy !req
380. I think she's getting tired.Copy !req
381. Well, then why don't you
find someplace for it to sleepCopy !req
382. while I think of a plan!Copy !req
383. Are you sleepy? Wanna sleep?Copy !req
384. Is that what you want?Copy !req
385. OK. I'll make a nice little area
for you to...Copy !req
386. No. Hey, that's my bed.
You're gonna get your germs all over it.Copy !req
387. Fine.
My chair's more comfortable anyway.Copy !req
388. What?Copy !req
389. It's just a closet.
Will you go to sleep?Copy !req
390. Hey, that looks like Randall.Copy !req
391. Randall's your monster.Copy !req
392. You think he's gonna
come through the closet and scare you.Copy !req
393. Oh, boy, how do I explain this?Copy !req
394. It's empty-Copy !req
395. See?Copy !req
396. No monster in here.Copy !req
397. Well, now there is.Copy !req
398. But I'm not gonna scare you.Copy !req
399. I'm off duty.Copy !req
400. OK.Copy !req
401. How about I sit here
until you fall asleep?Copy !req
402. Go ahead. Go to sleep.Copy !req
403. Now. Now go.Copy !req
404. You go to sleep.Copy !req
405. Mike, this might sound crazy,
but I don't think that kid's dangerous.Copy !req
406. Really? Well, in that case,
let's keep it.Copy !req
407. I always wanted a pet
that could kill me!Copy !req
408. What if we just
put her back in her door?Copy !req
409. - What?
- Mike, think about it.Copy !req
410. We send her back,
everything goes back to normal.Copy !req
411. Is that a joke?
Tell me you're joking.Copy !req
412. Sulley, I think that given
the circumstanceCopy !req
413. I've been extremely forgiving till now.Copy !req
414. But that is a horrible idea.Copy !req
415. Are we gonna march in public
with that thing?Copy !req
416. Then I guess we waltz
right up to the factory, right?Copy !req
417. I can't believe we are waltzing
right up to the factory.Copy !req
418. Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights
and some chair fabricCopy !req
419. are not gonna fool anyone.
Think about names.Copy !req
420. Loch Ness. Bigfoot.
The Abominable Snowman.Copy !req
421. They all got one thing in common.
Banishment!Copy !req
422. - We could be next.
- Don't panic. We can do this.Copy !req
423. - How you doing, Frank?
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
424. Everything's going to be OK.Copy !req
425. Number one wants this
dusted for prints.Copy !req
426. - Careful with that.
- I got a good view.Copy !req
427. A little lower.Copy !req
428. This was recovered at the scene.Copy !req
429. - Don't panic.
- Don't tell me not to.Copy !req
430. - Keep it together.
-It's not OK.Copy !req
431. - Boo.
- Could be contaminated.Copy !req
432. Gentlemen, safety
is our number-one concern.Copy !req
433. If there's anything that...
Not now. I'm...Copy !req
434. Oh, hello, little one.Copy !req
435. - Where did you come from?
- Mr. Waternoose!Copy !req
436. James, is this one yours?Copy !req
437. Actually, that's my cousin's sister'sCopy !req
438. -daughter, sir.
- Yeah, it's...Copy !req
439. Bring an Obscure Relative
to Work Day.Copy !req
440. Must have missed the memo.
Well, listen, James,Copy !req
441. why don't you stop by the simulator
after lunchCopy !req
442. and give us that scare demonstration?Copy !req
443. Yeah. Oh, sir...Copy !req
444. - Mr. Waternoose?
- Yes, yes. I'm coming.Copy !req
445. I'll see you this afternoon, James.Copy !req
446. That is, if these gentlemen
haven't shut us down.Copy !req
447. - Oh, boy.
- A scare demo.Copy !req
448. That is great.
Why am I the last to know?Copy !req
449. We could bring your cousin's sister's
daughter. She'll be a big hit.Copy !req
450. Halt.Copy !req
451. Hold him down.Copy !req
452. Come on. The coast is clear.Copy !req
453. OK. All we have to do
is get rid of that thing.Copy !req
454. So wait here while I get its card.Copy !req
455. She can't stay here.
This is the men's room.Copy !req
456. That is the weirdest thing
you've ever said.Copy !req
457. Look. it loves it here.
It's dancing with joy.Copy !req
458. I'll be right back with its door key.Copy !req
459. That's a cute little dance.
It almost looks like you've got to...Copy !req
460. Are you done in there?Copy !req
461. SorFY, Sorry-Copy !req
462. OK. You're finished now, right?Copy !req
463. Hello?Copy !req
464. Boo.Copy !req
465. Where did she go?Copy !req
466. Did she disappear?Copy !req
467. Did she turn invisible?Copy !req
468. I just have no idea.Copy !req
469. Gotcha.Copy !req
470. Boo.Copy !req
471. Hey, You're good.Copy !req
472. Be relaxed. Be relaxed. Be relaxed.Copy !req
473. Roz, my tender oozing blossom.
You're looking fabulous today.Copy !req
474. Is that a new haircut?
Tell me, it's a new haircut.Copy !req
475. New makeup. You had a lift.
You had a tuck. You had something.Copy !req
476. Something has been inserted in
your skin that makes you look like...Copy !req
477. I need a favor. Randall was working
late last night on the scare floor.Copy !req
478. I need the key
for the door he was using.Copy !req
479. Well, isn't that nice?Copy !req
480. But guess what? You didn't turn in
your paperwork last night.Copy !req
481. He didn't... No paperwork?Copy !req
482. This office is now closed.Copy !req
483. Ready or not, here I come.Copy !req
484. I'm getting warmer.Copy !req
485. Any second now.Copy !req
486. - Fee, fi, f0...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
487. I'm looking for the kid.Copy !req
488. - You lost it?
- No, no. She was just...Copy !req
489. Here she is.Copy !req
490. Hey. What's the matter?Copy !req
491. - I already told your buddies...
- All right. Carry on.Copy !req
492. Randall. Thank goodness.
What are we gonna do about the child?Copy !req
493. It's on the front page.
The child. The one you were after.Copy !req
494. Be quiet. Don't you think
I'm aware of the situation?Copy !req
495. I was up all night trying to find it.Copy !req
496. I did a calculation factoring in
the size of the sushi restaurant.Copy !req
497. The child may have escaped!Copy !req
498. Until we know for sure
we're gonna act like nothing happened.Copy !req
499. Get the machine running.
I'll take care of the kid.Copy !req
500. When I find whoever let it out,
they're dead.Copy !req
501. Why are you still here?
Come on, go! Move! Now!Copy !req
502. I'm not here.Copy !req
503. They're gone.Copy !req
504. This is bad, so very bad.Copy !req
505. What were they talking about,
machine?Copy !req
506. Who cares?Copy !req
507. All we have to do
is call her door and send her home.Copy !req
508. Right. We're just two regular Joes
on our way to work.Copy !req
509. We will blend right in.Copy !req
510. - Top of the morning.
- What's shakin', bacon?Copy !req
511. Did you lose weight?
Or a limb?Copy !req
512. - You have her card key, right?
- Of course.Copy !req
513. I told you I'd get her card key.
I went and got it.Copy !req
514. Now I have her card key.Copy !req
515. OK. Here we go.Copy !req
516. Take care of yourself. Try not to
run through any more closets.Copy !req
517. - Mike, that's not her door.
- Of course it's her door.Copy !req
518. No. Her door was white
and it had flowers on it.Copy !req
519. It must have been dark last night
because this is its door.Copy !req
520. Hey, you hear that?
Sounds like fun in there.Copy !req
521. Send me a postcard, kid.
That's Mike Wazowski, care ofCopy !req
522. 22 Mike Wazowski,
you-got-your-life-back Lane.Copy !req
523. Very good. Now bon voyage.Copy !req
524. Bye-bye. Look at the stick.
See the stick? Go get the stick.Copy !req
525. - Go fetch.
- Mike, this isn't Boo's door.Copy !req
526. - Boo? What's Boo?
- That's what I decided to call her.Copy !req
527. There a problem?Copy !req
528. Sulley, you're not supposed to name it.Copy !req
529. Once you name it,
you start getting attached to it.Copy !req
530. Now put that thing back
where it came from, or so help me...Copy !req
531. Hey. We're rehearsing a scene for
the upcoming company play called...Copy !req
532. Put That Thing Back
Where it Came From or So Help Me.Copy !req
533. It's a musical.Copy !req
534. Put that thing back
where it came from or so help meCopy !req
535. So help me, so help meCopy !req
536. And cut.Copy !req
537. We're still working on it.
It's in progress, but we need ushers.Copy !req
538. Sulley, I've had enough.
Say goodbye to... Where did it go?Copy !req
539. - Where is she?
- She got away from you again?Copy !req
540. Well, that is just...
Wait a minute. The sun is coming up.Copy !req
541. This is perfect.Copy !req
542. She's gone!Copy !req
543. Where are you going?
Sulley, don't blow this.Copy !req
544. We're so close to breaking the record.Copy !req
545. Somebody will find the kid.
It'll be their problem.Copy !req
546. She's out of our hair!Copy !req
547. - What are you two doing?
- They're rehearsing a play.Copy !req
548. She's out of our hairCopy !req
549. Can it! So, what do you think
of that kid getting out, Sullivan?Copy !req
550. - Pretty crazy?
- Oh, yeah, crazy.Copy !req
551. Word is the kid's been traced
to this factory.Copy !req
552. - You haven't seen anything?
- Well...Copy !req
553. No. No way.Copy !req
554. But if it was an inside job,
I'd put my money on Waxford.Copy !req
555. - Waxford?
- The one at station six.Copy !req
556. - He's got them shifty eyes.
- Hey, Waxford.Copy !req
557. - Sulley!
- Michael Wazowski!Copy !req
558. Last night was one of the worst nights
of my entire life, bar none!Copy !req
559. - I thought you cared about me.
- Honey, please.Copy !req
560. - I thought you liked sushi.
- Sushi! Sushi!Copy !req
561. You think this is about sushi?Copy !req
562. Wazowski.Copy !req
563. Michael!Copy !req
564. Men.Copy !req
565. Breathe. Keep breathing.Copy !req
566. - Where's the kid?
- Kid?Copy !req
567. - What kid?
-It's here in the factory, isn't it?Copy !req
568. It never would have gotten out
if you hadn't been cheating last night.Copy !req
569. Cheating? Cheating. Right.Copy !req
570. OK. I think I know
how to make this all go away.Copy !req
571. What happens when the whistle blows
in five minutes?Copy !req
572. - I get a timeout?
- Everyone goes to lunch.Copy !req
573. Which means the scare floor will be...Copy !req
574. - Painted?
- Empty.Copy !req
575. It'll be empty, you idiot.Copy !req
576. You see that clock?Copy !req
577. When the big hand is pointing up
and the little hand is pointing up,Copy !req
578. the kid's door will be in my station.Copy !req
579. But when the big hand points down,Copy !req
580. the door will be gone.Copy !req
581. You have until then to put the kid back.Copy !req
582. Get the picture?Copy !req
583. Boo!Copy !req
584. - No.
- Hey, you. Halt.Copy !req
585. He's the one.Copy !req
586. - The one from the commercial.
- That's him.Copy !req
587. - Can we get an autograph?
- Oh, sure. No problem.Copy !req
588. Make that out to Stephanie,
my daughter.Copy !req
589. Yes. Let's see.Copy !req
590. "From your scary friend.
Best wishes. .Copy !req
591. So, then I said, "if you talk to me
like that again, we're through".Copy !req
592. - What'd she say?
- You know my mom.Copy !req
593. - She sent me to my room.
- See you guys later. Take it easy.Copy !req
594. Bottoms up.Copy !req
595. Boo!Copy !req
596. Hi.Copy !req
597. Well, hello, there.
What's your name?Copy !req
598. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
599. Sulley!Copy !req
600. Oh, Sulley.Copy !req
601. OK, Sulley, come on.Copy !req
602. Hey! You guys seen Sulley anywhere?Copy !req
603. 'N009, sorry_
- Sulley!Copy !req
604. Boy, Wazowski
looks like he's in trouble.Copy !req
605. 2319! We have a 2319!Copy !req
606. Oh, dear.Copy !req
607. Sulley!Copy !req
608. Sulley!Copy !req
609. Sulley. Great news, pal.Copy !req
610. I got us a way out of this mess,
but we gotta hurry.Copy !req
611. Where is it?Copy !req
612. Sull, that's a cube of garbage.Copy !req
613. I can still hear her little voice.Copy !req
614. - Mike Wazowski.
- I can hear it too.Copy !req
615. - Mike Wazowski!
- How many kids you got in there?Copy !req
616. Mike Wazowski!Copy !req
617. "Kitty!
'B00!Copy !req
618. Boo, you're all right.
I was so worried. I was...Copy !req
619. Don't you ever
run away from me again, young lady.Copy !req
620. But I'm so glad you're safe.Copy !req
621. My, what an affectionate father.Copy !req
622. Actually, she's my cousin's sister's...Copy !req
623. - That's enough. Let's go.
- Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
624. Yeah. Step aside, kid.
We're in a...Copy !req
625. - Will you stop making Boo laugh?
- I didn't. Come on.Copy !req
626. I still don't understand.
You got Boo's door?Copy !req
627. I'll explain later. Run.Copy !req
628. Let's move, let's move. Come on.
Please be there. Please be there.Copy !req
629. - There it is, just like Randall said.
- Randall?Copy !req
630. Wait a minute. Boo, hey.Copy !req
631. One, two, three, four,
get the kid through the door.Copy !req
632. - The nightmare is over.
-It's OK, Boo. What's the matter?Copy !req
633. - It's time to move.
- Mike, what are you thinking?Copy !req
634. - Randall's after Boo.
- Who cares? Let's go.Copy !req
635. - This is a limited-time offer.
- No. I don't like this.Copy !req
636. Sulley, you wanted her door
and there it is.Copy !req
637. - Now let's move.
- No, Mike.Copy !req
638. You want me to prove
everything's on the up and up?Copy !req
639. - He wants a door, I get a door.
- Wait.Copy !req
640. Paranoid delusional furball.Copy !req
641. Mike!Copy !req
642. Hey, Sulley, where you been all day?Copy !req
643. Sulley? Sulley!Copy !req
644. Mike? Mike?Copy !req
645. Where are you?Copy !req
646. Are you in there?Copy !req
647. Where are you, buddy?Copy !req
648. Mike?Copy !req
649. Where are you?Copy !req
650. Boo, way to go.Copy !req
651. It's OK.Copy !req
652. Randall, did you have to...Copy !req
653. - Yes! I got the kid.
- Oh, huzzah!Copy !req
654. - Great news. Not that I was concerned.
- Get over here and help me.Copy !req
655. Come on, while we're young here,
Fungus.Copy !req
656. The kid needs to take off a few pounds.Copy !req
657. Wazowski! Where is it,
you little one-eyed cretin?Copy !req
658. It's cretin. If you're gonna
threaten me, do it properly.Copy !req
659. Second, you're nuts if you think
kidnapping meCopy !req
660. is gonna help you cheat!Copy !req
661. You still think this is about
that stupid scare record?Copy !req
662. Well, I did.Copy !req
663. Right up until you chuckled like that.
Now I think I should get out of here.Copy !req
664. I'm about to revolutionize
the scaring industry.Copy !req
665. When I do,
even the great James P. SullivanCopy !req
666. is gonna be working for me.Copy !req
667. Well, somebody's certainly
been a busy bee.Copy !req
668. First I need to know where the kid is
and you're gonna tell me.Copy !req
669. - I don't know.
- Sure.Copy !req
670. I don't. I don't.Copy !req
671. What's that? Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
672. Come on. No, no.
Come on. Hey, hey.Copy !req
673. Hey, hey. This thing is moving.Copy !req
674. I don't like big moving things
that are moving towards me.Copy !req
675. No. Come on. Hey!Copy !req
676. - Randall!
- Say hello to the scream extractor.Copy !req
677. Hello.Copy !req
678. Where you going?
We'll talk. We'll have a latte.Copy !req
679. Come on. We can talk about this.Copy !req
680. What is that thing?Copy !req
681. Wait, wait, wait.
No,no,no.Copy !req
682. No. Come on.Copy !req
683. Help. Help! Help, help!Copy !req
684. For... What did you do wrong this time?Copy !req
685. - I don't know. I calibrated the...
- Go check the machine.Copy !req
686. There must be something wrong
with the scream intake valve.Copy !req
687. Fungus? Fungus? You like cars?Copy !req
688. I got a really nice car. If you
let me go, I'll give you a rideCopy !req
689. in the car.
Please, Fungus.Copy !req
690. I'm sorry, Wazowski,
but Randall said I'm not allowedCopy !req
691. to fraternize with victims
of his evil plot.Copy !req
692. What happened?
Where's Wazowski?Copy !req
693. Where is he?Copy !req
694. - Come on.
- This is crazy. He's gonna kill us.Copy !req
695. That could be contaminated.Copy !req
696. We gotta get out of here now!Copy !req
697. We could start a new life far away.
Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.Copy !req
698. Good bye, Mr. VVate moose.Copy !req
699. - No, Mike, wait.
- Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
700. - Follow me. I have an idea.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
701. - Simulation terminated.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
702. What was that? You're trying
to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.Copy !req
703. I was going for a snake/ninja approachCopy !req
704. with a little hissing.Copy !req
705. How many times do I have to tell you?
It's all about presence.Copy !req
706. - About how you enter the room.
- Mr. Waternoose!Copy !req
707. James, perfect timing.Copy !req
708. No, no, sir. You don't understand.Copy !req
709. - Show these monsters how it's done.
- I can't.Copy !req
710. - Sir, you have to listen to me.
- Pay attention.Copy !req
711. You're about to see
the best in the business.Copy !req
712. - Reset the simulator.
- But sir!Copy !req
713. - Good night, sweetheart.
-'Night, Mom.Copy !req
714. - Kitty!
- No, Boo, no!Copy !req
715. - Give us a big loud roar.
- There's no time for this!Copy !req
716. - What are you waiting for? Roar.
- But, sir...Copy !req
717. Roar!Copy !req
718. Well done. Well done, James.Copy !req
719. - Boo?
- All right, gentlemen.Copy !req
720. - Right this way.
- I hope you've learned a lesson today.Copy !req
721. Boo.Copy !req
722. Boo.Copy !req
723. Boo, it's me.Copy !req
724. - The child!
- Sir, she isn't toxic.Copy !req
725. - It sounds crazy, but trust me.
- Boo?Copy !req
726. No, no, no, no, it's OK.Copy !req
727. I was just... No.Copy !req
728. No, don't be scared.
That wasn't real.Copy !req
729. It's just a... I was just...Copy !req
730. - Boo.
-...test it out on that sweet girl.Copy !req
731. - Boo.
-...have her, he is trying to kill us.Copy !req
732. - This is Randall's fault.
- Randall?Copy !req
733. We can take you to his secret lab
in this factory.Copy !req
734. How could this happen?
How could this happen?Copy !req
735. Does anyone else know about this?Copy !req
736. - No, sir.
- Good.Copy !req
737. This company can't afford
any more bad publicity.Copy !req
738. Now, before we do anything else,Copy !req
739. let's take care of the child.Copy !req
740. I never thought
things would come to this.Copy !req
741. Not in my factory.Copy !req
742. I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this.Copy !req
743. Especially you, James.Copy !req
744. But now we can
set everything straight again.Copy !req
745. For the good of the company.Copy !req
746. Sir? That's not her door.Copy !req
747. I know, I know.Copy !req
748. It's yours.Copy !req
749. No!Copy !req
750. Boo!Copy !req
751. No! No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
752. It's too late.
We're banished, genius!Copy !req
753. We're in the human world.Copy !req
754. What a great idea,
going to your old pal Waternoose.Copy !req
755. Too bad he was in on the whole thing.Copy !req
756. All you had to do was listen to me.Copy !req
757. Just once!
But you didn't, did you?Copy !req
758. You're still not listening!Copy !req
759. Take that!Copy !req
760. Welcome to the Himalayas.Copy !req
761. Abominable. Can you believe that?Copy !req
762. Do I look abominable to you?Copy !req
763. Why can't they call me
the Adorable SnowmanCopy !req
764. or the Agreeable Snowman,
for crying out loud?Copy !req
765. I'm a nice guy.
Snow cone?Copy !req
766. No, don't worry. It's lemon.Copy !req
767. How about you, big fella?
Snow cone?Copy !req
768. Did you see the way she looked at me?Copy !req
769. Poor guy. I understand.
It ain't easy being banished.Copy !req
770. Take my buddy, Bigfoot.Copy !req
771. When he was banished, he fashioned
an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.Copy !req
772. Wore it on his head like a tiara.Copy !req
773. Called himself King Itchy.
It won't be so hard for you guys.Copy !req
774. How lucky can you get?Copy !req
775. - Banished with your best friend.
- He is not my friend.Copy !req
776. I just assumed you were buddies.
When I saw you in the snow hugging...Copy !req
777. Look at that big jerk.
Ruined my life. And for what?Copy !req
778. A stupid kid!Copy !req
779. Because of you I am now stuck
in this frozen wasteland.Copy !req
780. Wasteland?
I think you mean wonderland.Copy !req
781. How about all this fabulous snow?Copy !req
782. And wait till you see
the local village.Copy !req
783. Cutest thing in the world.
I haven't mentioned the free yaks' milk.Copy !req
784. - What did you say?
- Yaks' milk.Copy !req
785. Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic.Copy !req
786. Once you pick the hairs out
it's nutritious.Copy !req
787. No, about a village.
Are there kids in it?Copy !req
788. Kids? Sure. Tough kids, sissy kids,
kids who climb on rocks.Copy !req
789. - Where is it?
- At the bottom of the mountain.Copy !req
790. - A three-day hike.
- Three days?Copy !req
791. We need to get there now.Copy !req
792. You wanna go to the village?Copy !req
793. Rule number one out here,
always... No.Copy !req
794. Never go out in a blizzard.Copy !req
795. We need to get to Boo.Copy !req
796. Boo? What about us?Copy !req
797. Ever since the kid came in,
you've ignored everything I've said,Copy !req
798. and now look where we are!
We were about to break the record.Copy !req
799. - We would have had it made.
- None of that matters now.Copy !req
800. None of it matters?
Wait a second.Copy !req
801. None of it matters?Copy !req
802. OK. No, good. Great.Copy !req
803. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?Copy !req
804. Would you look at that?
We're out of snow cones.Copy !req
805. Let me just go outside
and make some more.Copy !req
806. Sulley, what about everything
we ever worked for?Copy !req
807. Does that matter?Copy !req
808. What about Celia?Copy !req
809. I am never...
Never gonna see her again.Copy !req
810. Doesn't that matter?Copy !req
811. And what about me?Copy !req
812. I'm your pal. I'm your best friend.Copy !req
813. Don't I matter?Copy !req
814. I'm sorry, Mike.Copy !req
815. I'm sorry we're stuck out here.Copy !req
816. I didn't mean for this to happen.Copy !req
817. But Boo's in trouble.Copy !req
818. I think there might be
a way to save her if we can just get...Copy !req
819. We? Whoa. We?Copy !req
820. No. There's no "we" this time, pal.Copy !req
821. If you want to go out there
and freeze to death,Copy !req
822. you be my guest.Copy !req
823. Because you're on your own.Copy !req
824. Hey, I got more snow cones!Copy !req
825. Come on, George.
I know you can do this.Copy !req
826. I picked out an easy door for you.Copy !req
827. In Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.Copy !req
828. You know, you're right.
Here. Take this.Copy !req
829. Go get 'em, Georgie.Copy !req
830. Look out. Coming through.Copy !req
831. - Sorry, George.
- Hey, you can't just...Copy !req
832. Twenty-three...Copy !req
833. Out of the way!Copy !req
834. Finally. I never should have
trusted you with this.Copy !req
835. Because of you,
I had to banish my top scarer.Copy !req
836. With this machine,
we won't need scarers.Copy !req
837. Sullivan got what he deserved.Copy !req
838. Sullivan was twice the scarer
you will ever be.Copy !req
839. Kitty!Copy !req
840. - Kitty!
- Sullivan?Copy !req
841. - Kitty!
- Sorry, Boo.Copy !req
842. Stop him!Copy !req
843. Let's get you home.Copy !req
844. Finish him off!Copy !req
845. You don't know how long
I've wanted to do that, Sullivan.Copy !req
846. Mike?Copy !req
847. - It's not that I don't care.
- Mike, you don't understand.Copy !req
848. Yes, I do.
I was just mad, that's all.Copy !req
849. I needed some time to think, but
you shouldn't have left me out there.Copy !req
850. - I'm being attacked.
- I'm not attacking you.Copy !req
851. I'm trying to be honest. Hear me out.
You and I are a team.Copy !req
852. Nothing is more important
than our friendship.Copy !req
853. I know. He's too sensitive.Copy !req
854. Come on, pal.
If you start crying, I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
855. And I'll never get through this.Copy !req
856. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you,
but I am now.Copy !req
857. Sulley, I am baring my soul here.
The least you can do is pay attention.Copy !req
858. Look at that. It's Randall.Copy !req
859. Come on.Copy !req
860. Get up. There can't be any witnesses.Copy !req
861. There won't be.Copy !req
862. I'm glad you came back, Mike.Copy !req
863. Somebody's gotta take care of you,
you big hairball.Copy !req
864. - Schmoopsie-pooh, I can't talk.
- Come on.Copy !req
865. Michael, if you don't tell me what's
going on right now, we are through!Copy !req
866. Here's the truth.Copy !req
867. The kid? Sulley let her in. We tried to
send her back, Waternoose had a plot,Copy !req
868. and now Randall's trying to kill us!Copy !req
869. You expect me to believe
that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?Copy !req
870. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
871. I love you, schmoopsie-pooh!Copy !req
872. - Hey!
-Idiots.Copy !req
873. Look out. Coming through.Copy !req
874. Make way. Move it.
Hurry up, hurry up.Copy !req
875. - There they are.
- Attention, employees.Copy !req
876. Randall Boggs has just broken
the all-time scare record.Copy !req
877. No, I didn't.
Get out of my way.Copy !req
878. Go get 'em, googly bear.Copy !req
879. There it is.Copy !req
880. Get off my tail. Let go.Copy !req
881. - What are you doing?
- Grab on, Mike.Copy !req
882. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
883. - Sulley, what are we doing?
- Get Boo's door and find a station.Copy !req
884. What a plan.
Simple, yet insane.Copy !req
885. - Whoa.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
886. Hold on!Copy !req
887. Don't look down!Copy !req
888. I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
889. Oh, no.Copy !req
890. No!Copy !req
891. - Boo's door.
- There it is.Copy !req
892. How are we supposed to get to it now?Copy !req
893. It's a dead end, Sulley.Copy !req
894. - There he is.
- Make her laugh.Copy !req
895. - Sulley!
- Just do it!Copy !req
896. - Get it open.
- Here he comes.Copy !req
897. Give me that kid.Copy !req
898. - Why couldn't we get banished here?
- We gotta find another door.Copy !req
899. Look! Boo's door.Copy !req
900. - There he is. Hurry up!
- Give me your hand.Copy !req
901. - Come on, it slides.
- Right. Right.Copy !req
902. Jump. I'm right behind you.Copy !req
903. Come on.Copy !req
904. Hurry up. Keep moving!Copy !req
905. Get inside.Copy !req
906. That was weird.Copy !req
907. Mike?Copy !req
908. - Sorry, buddy.
- OK.Copy !req
909. I hope that hurt, lizard boy.Copy !req
910. Great job, buddy. We lost him.Copy !req
911. Boo!Copy !req
912. No!Copy !req
913. Nice working with you.Copy !req
914. - Get it open!
- I'm trying!Copy !req
915. - Open the door!
- Come on, get in here.Copy !req
916. Boo!Copy !req
917. There they are!Copy !req
918. Sulley, what are you doing?
Sulley!Copy !req
919. - Looks like we caught the express.
- Do you see them?Copy !req
920. Straight ahead.Copy !req
921. - Kitty.
- Boo.Copy !req
922. Look at everybody's
favorite scarer now.Copy !req
923. You stupid, pathetic waste.Copy !req
924. You've been number one for too long,
Sullivan. Now your time is up.Copy !req
925. And don't worry.
I'll take good care of the kid.Copy !req
926. No!Copy !req
927. She's not scared of you anymore.Copy !req
928. Looks like you're out of a job.Copy !req
929. OK, over the plate.
Let's see the old stuff.Copy !req
930. Chuck him, baby.Copy !req
931. Here's the pitch and he is out of here.Copy !req
932. - Mama, another gator got in the house.
- Another gator?Copy !req
933. Give me that shovel. There!Copy !req
934. Get him, Mama. Get that gator.Copy !req
935. - Care to do the honors, Mikey?
- With pleasure.Copy !req
936. That's right, Boo. You did it.Copy !req
937. You beat him.Copy !req
938. Come on.Copy !req
939. OK, Boo, it's time to go home.Copy !req
940. Take care of yourself
and be a good girl, OK?Copy !req
941. - Oh, no.
- The power's out. Make her laugh.Copy !req
942. I got a move here
that'll bring down the house.Copy !req
943. - Sorry. She didn't see that.
- What?Copy !req
944. What, did you forget to check
if her hood was up, you big dope?Copy !req
945. Uncle Mike, try not to yell
in front of her.Copy !req
946. - You know we need her to laugh.
- Right.Copy !req
947. Hey, Boo. Just kidding. Look.Copy !req
948. Funny, right? See, with the...Copy !req
949. These are the jokes, kid.
What's happening?Copy !req
950. Hold on.Copy !req
951. When the door lands in the station,
cut the power.Copy !req
952. You'll have the child and the criminals
responsible for this whole mess.Copy !req
953. Great. A welcoming committee.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
954. This is the CDA. Come out slowly
with the child in plain sight.Copy !req
955. OK, OK, you got us.Copy !req
956. Here we are. Here's the kid.Copy !req
957. I'll cooperate, but before you
take us away, I have one thing to say.Copy !req
958. - Catch.
-2319.Copy !req
959. We have a toxic projectile.Copy !req
960. - After the suspect.
- Stop him!Copy !req
961. - Come on.
- Don't let them get away.Copy !req
962. Wait. Come back.
He has the child.Copy !req
963. Sullivan. Sullivan!Copy !req
964. Give me the child. Give her to me!Copy !req
965. Open this door.
Open this door!Copy !req
966. Stop it.Copy !req
967. Don't do it.Copy !req
968. - Come on.
- Don't go in that room.Copy !req
969. I think we stopped him, Boo.
You're safe now.Copy !req
970. You be a good girl, OK?Copy !req
971. - This has gone far enough, James.
- She's home. Leave her alone.Copy !req
972. I can't do that. She's seen too much.Copy !req
973. - You both have.
-It doesn't have to be this way.Copy !req
974. I have no choice. Times have changed.Copy !req
975. - Scaring isn't enough anymore.
- But kidnapping?Copy !req
976. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let the company die.Copy !req
977. And I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!Copy !req
978. No!Copy !req
979. - Night, Mom.
- Night, sweetheart.Copy !req
980. - Night, Mom.
- What is this?Copy !req
981. Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.Copy !req
982. Well, I don't know
about the rest of you guys,Copy !req
983. but I spotted several big mistakes.Copy !req
984. But how did...Copy !req
985. You know what? Let's watch
my favorite part again. Shall we?Copy !req
986. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
987. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
988. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
989. - Come with us.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
990. Take your hands off.
You can't arrest me.Copy !req
991. I hope you're happy, Sullivan.
You destroyed this company.Copy !req
992. Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
Where will everyone get their scream?Copy !req
993. The energy crisis will only get worse
because of you!Copy !req
994. Stay where you are.
Number one wants to talk to you.Copy !req
995. Attention.Copy !req
996. Hello, boys.Copy !req
997. - Roz?
- Roz?Copy !req
998. Two and a half years of
undercover work were almost wastedCopy !req
999. when you intercepted that child,
Mr. Sullivan.Copy !req
1000. Of course, without your help,Copy !req
1001. I never would have known that
this went all the way up to Waternoose.Copy !req
1002. Now, about the girl.Copy !req
1003. I just want to send her home.Copy !req
1004. Very good.Copy !req
1005. - Bring me a door shredder.
- What? You mean...Copy !req
1006. You mean I can't see her again?Copy !req
1007. That's the way it has to be.Copy !req
1008. I'll give you five minutes.Copy !req
1009. - Well, so long, kid.
- Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
1010. Yeah.Copy !req
1011. Boo.Copy !req
1012. It's been fun.Copy !req
1013. Go ahead. Go grow up.Copy !req
1014. But, Boo...Copy !req
1015. Boo.Copy !req
1016. Look at that. You know...Copy !req
1017. That's cute. Yeah.Copy !req
1018. Boo...Copy !req
1019. Well, that's very nice.Copy !req
1020. Come here, you!Copy !req
1021. Oh, he's a happy bearCopy !req
1022. Nothing's coming out of your closet
to scare you anymore, right?Copy !req
1023. Yeah.Copy !req
1024. Goodbye, Boo.Copy !req
1025. Kitty.Copy !req
1026. Kitty has to go.Copy !req
1027. Boo.Copy !req
1028. Kitty?Copy !req
1029. None of this ever happened,
gentlemen.Copy !req
1030. And I don't want to see
any paperwork on this.Copy !req
1031. Take him away.Copy !req
1032. I bet we get the rest of the day off.Copy !req
1033. You idiot.
They're gonna shut down the factory.Copy !req
1034. When that wall went up, you should
have seen Waternoose's face.Copy !req
1035. I hope we get a copy of that tape.Copy !req
1036. Are you all right?Copy !req
1037. Come on, pal.
Cheer up. We did it!Copy !req
1038. We got Boo home.Copy !req
1039. Sure, we put the factory
in the toilet andCopy !req
1040. hundreds of people
will be out of work.Copy !req
1041. Not to mention the mob that will
come after us when there's no power,Copy !req
1042. but at least we had some laughs, right?Copy !req
1043. Laughs.Copy !req
1044. Is this thing on?
Hello? Hello? Testing.Copy !req
1045. Good evening. Nice to see you.Copy !req
1046. It's great to be here in your room.Copy !req
1047. Where are you from?Copy !req
1048. You're in kindergarten, right?
I love kindergarten.Copy !req
1049. Best three years of my life.Copy !req
1050. Of my life.
But I love sports.Copy !req
1051. Dodgeball was the best.
I was the fastest one out there.Copy !req
1052. Of course, I was the ball.Copy !req
1053. I was the ball, see...Copy !req
1054. All right.Copy !req
1055. Thanks a lot.
I'll be here all week.Copy !req
1056. Remember to tip your waitresses.Copy !req
1057. Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota
on the first kid of the day.Copy !req
1058. Not bad. Only somebody
with perfect comedic timingCopy !req
1059. could produce this much energy
in one shot.Copy !req
1060. And the fact that laughter
is ten times more powerful than screamCopy !req
1061. had nothing to do with it?Copy !req
1062. Googly bear, come here, you.Copy !req
1063. - Schmoopsie-pooh!
- Googly.Copy !req
1064. Girls, stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
1065. Michael, you're such a charmer.Copy !req
1066. - Did you bring the magazine?
- A whole box.Copy !req
1067. Let me see it!Copy !req
1068. Sulley and I made the cover, right?Copy !req
1069. I don't believe it!Copy !req
1070. Googly bear.Copy !req
1071. I'm on the cover of a magazine!Copy !req
1072. This is great.Copy !req
1073. - Hey, Sulley.
- Hey, Mike.Copy !req
1074. - I was...
- There's something I want to show you.Copy !req
1075. Close your eyes. Follow me.Copy !req
1076. Come on. No peeking.Copy !req
1077. Keep coming, keep coming.Copy !req
1078. - Come on.
- Mike!Copy !req
1079. Follow the sultry sound of my voice.Copy !req
1080. OK, stop.Copy !req
1081. Open 'em.Copy !req
1082. Mike, is that...Copy !req
1083. Sorry it took so long, pal.Copy !req
1084. There was a lot of wood to go through.Copy !req
1085. It only works if you have every piece.Copy !req
1086. Boo?Copy !req
1087. Kitty!Copy !req