1. - Good night, sweetheart.
- 'Night, Mom.Copy !req
2. Sleep tight, kiddo.Copy !req
3. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
4. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
5. Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.Copy !req
6. Simulation terminated.Copy !req
7. - All right. Mr. Bile, is it?
- My friends call me Phlegm.Copy !req
8. Mr. Bile, can you tell me
what you did wrong?Copy !req
9. - I fell down?
- No, no, before that.Copy !req
10. Can anyone tell me
Mr. Bile's big mistake?Copy !req
11. Anyone?Copy !req
12. Let's take a look at the tape.
Here we go.Copy !req
13. Right there.Copy !req
14. See? The door.
You left it wide open.Copy !req
15. And leaving the door open
is the worst mistakeCopy !req
16. any employee can make because...Copy !req
17. - It could let in a draft?
- It could let in a child.Copy !req
18. Mr. Waternoose.Copy !req
19. There's nothing more toxic or deadly
than a human child.Copy !req
20. A single touch could kill you.Copy !req
21. Leave a door open and a child
could walk right into this factory,Copy !req
22. right into the monster world.Copy !req
23. I won't go in a kid's room.
You can't make me.Copy !req
24. You're going in there
because we need this.Copy !req
25. Our city is counting on you
to collect those children's screams.Copy !req
26. Without scream we have no power.Copy !req
27. Yes, it's dangerous work.Copy !req
28. And that's why I need you
to be at your best.Copy !req
29. I need scarers who are
confident, tenacious, tough.Copy !req
30. Intimidating.Copy !req
31. I need scarers like...
Like James P. Sullivan.Copy !req
32. I need scarers like...
Like James P. Sullivan.Copy !req
33. Hey, good morning, Monstropolis.
It's five after 6:00 a.m.Copy !req
34. In the big Monster City.Copy !req
35. The temperature's a balmy 65 degrees
which is good for you reptiles.Copy !req
36. And it looks like it's gonna be
a perfect day to lie in bed, sleep in,Copy !req
37. or simply work off that flab
that's hanging over the bed!Copy !req
38. Get up, Sulley!Copy !req
39. I don't believe I ordered
a wake-up call, Mikey.Copy !req
40. Less talk, more pain,
marshmallow boy!Copy !req
41. Feel the burn.
You call yourself a monster?Copy !req
42. Scary feet, scary feet.
The kid's awake!Copy !req
43. Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet.
Kid's asleep!Copy !req
44. Twins! In a bunk bed!Copy !req
45. I thought I had you there.Copy !req
46. OK, Sulley, here we go.
You ready? Follow it. It's over here.Copy !req
47. Over there. Don't let the kid touch you.
Don't let him touch you!Copy !req
48. I don't know but it's been said
I love scarin' kids in bedCopy !req
49. Fight that plaque.
Scary monsters don't have plaque.Copy !req
50. One-eighteen. Do you have 119?Copy !req
51. Do I see 120?Copy !req
52. - I don't believe it.
- I'm not breaking a sweat.Copy !req
53. Not you. Look!
The new commercial's on.Copy !req
54. The future is bright
at Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
55. - I'm in this one.
- We're part of your life.Copy !req
56. We power your car.
We warm your home.Copy !req
57. We light your city.Copy !req
58. - I'm Monsters, Incorporated.
- Hey, look! Betty!Copy !req
59. Carefully matching every child
to their ideal monster,Copy !req
60. to produce superior scream.Copy !req
61. Refined into clean,
dependable energy.Copy !req
62. Every time you turn something on,
Monsters, Incorporated is there.Copy !req
63. - I'm Monsters, Incorporated.
- We know the challenge.Copy !req
64. The window of innocence is shrinking.Copy !req
65. Human kids are harder to scare.Copy !req
66. Of course,
Ml is prepared for the future.Copy !req
67. With the top scarers,Copy !req
68. the best refineries,Copy !req
69. and research into
new energy techniques.Copy !req
70. OK, here I come.Copy !req
71. We're working for a better tomorrow,Copy !req
72. - today.
- We're Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
73. We're MI, Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
74. We scare because we care.Copy !req
75. - I can't believe it.
- Mike.Copy !req
76. I was on TV!Copy !req
77. Did you see me? I'm a natural.Copy !req
78. Hello?
I know! Wasn't I great?Copy !req
79. Did the whole family see it?
It's your mom.Copy !req
80. What can I say?
The camera loves me.Copy !req
81. I'm telling you, you're gonna
be seeing this face on TV more often.Copy !req
82. Yeah? On Monstropolis' Most Wanted?Copy !req
83. You've been jealous of my good looks
since the fourth grade.Copy !req
84. - Have a good day, sweetie.
- You too, hon.Copy !req
85. - OK, Sulley, hop on in.
- Nope.Copy !req
86. - Hey, where you going?
- Mikey, there's a scream shortage.Copy !req
87. - We're walking.
- Walking?Copy !req
88. - No, no.
- Come on.Copy !req
89. My baby needs to be driven.Copy !req
90. My baby. I'll call you.Copy !req
91. My baby. I'll call you.Copy !req
92. - You know why I bought the car?
- Not really.Copy !req
93. To drive it. You know,
on the street with the honk, honk,Copy !req
94. - no walking involved.
- Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?Copy !req
95. - You could use the exercise.
- I could use the exercise? Look at you.Copy !req
96. You have your own climate.Copy !req
97. - How many tentacles jump the rope?
- How many tentacles jump the rope?Copy !req
98. Morning, Mike. Morning, Sulley.Copy !req
99. Morning, kids. How you doing?Copy !req
100. - Hi, Mike. Bye, Sulley.
- Hey!Copy !req
101. Nuts.Copy !req
102. Nuts.Copy !req
103. - Fellas.
- Hey, Tony.Copy !req
104. Tony, Tony.Copy !req
105. I hear somebody's close to breaking
the all-time scare record.Copy !req
106. Just trying to make sure
there's enough scream to go around.Copy !req
107. - Hey, on the house.
- Hey, thanks.Copy !req
108. Bada-bing.Copy !req
109. Oh, great.Copy !req
110. Hey, Ted, good morning.Copy !req
111. See that, Mikey?
Ted's walking to work.Copy !req
112. Big deal.
Guy takes five steps and he's there.Copy !req
113. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.Copy !req
114. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc. Please hold.Copy !req
115. - Mornin', Sulley.
- Mornin', Ricky.Copy !req
116. - It's the Sullster.
- See you on the scare floor.Copy !req
117. - Hey Marge. How was jury duty?
- Morning, Sulley.Copy !req
118. Hey.Copy !req
119. Hey. It's still leaning to the left.Copy !req
120. - It is not.
- Hey, fellas. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
121. - Hey, Mr. Sullivan.
- Guys, I told you, call me Sulley.Copy !req
122. - I don't think so.
- We want to wish you good luck today.Copy !req
123. Hey, hey, get lost, you two.
You're making him lose his focus.Copy !req
124. - Sorry.
- See you later, fellas.Copy !req
125. Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan.Copy !req
126. Quiet.
You're making him lose his focus.Copy !req
127. - Oh, no. Sorry!
- Shut up!Copy !req
128. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.Copy !req
129. Miss Fearmonger is on vacation.
Would you like her voice-mail?Copy !req
130. - Schmoopsie-pooh.
- Googly bear.Copy !req
131. - Happy birthday.
- Googly-woogly, you remembered.Copy !req
132. - Hey, Sulley-wulley.
- Hey, Celia-wheelia.Copy !req
133. - Happy birthday.
- Thanks.Copy !req
134. So are we going
anywhere special tonight?Copy !req
135. I just got us into a little place
called Harryhausen's.Copy !req
136. Harryhausen's? But it's impossible
to get a reservation there.Copy !req
137. Not for googly bear.
I will see you at quittin' time.Copy !req
138. - Not a minute later.
- OK, sweetheart.Copy !req
139. Think romantical thoughts.Copy !req
140. You and me
Me and youCopy !req
141. Both of us togetherCopy !req
142. You know, pal, she's the one.Copy !req
143. - That's it. She is the one.
- I'm happy for you.Copy !req
144. Thanks for hooking me up
with those reservations.Copy !req
145. They're under the name "googly bear."Copy !req
146. Good...
You know, that wasn't very funny.Copy !req
147. - What the...
- Wazowski.Copy !req
148. What do you know?Copy !req
149. It scares little kids
and little monsters.Copy !req
150. I wasn't scared.
I have allergies.Copy !req
151. - Sure.
- Randall, save it for the scare floor.Copy !req
152. I'm in the zone today, Sullivan.
Gonna do serious scaring.Copy !req
153. - Putting up some big numbers.
- Randall, that's great.Copy !req
154. That should make it more humiliating
when we break the record first.Copy !req
155. Do you hear that?
It's the winds of change.Copy !req
156. "You hear that? It's the winds of..."Copy !req
157. What a creep.
One of these days I am reallyCopy !req
158. gonna let you
teach that guy a lesson.Copy !req
159. Chalooby. Baby.Copy !req
160. Good morning, Roz,
my succulent garden snail.Copy !req
161. - Who would we be scaring today?
- Wazowski.Copy !req
162. You didn't file your paperwork
last night.Copy !req
163. Oh, that darn paperwork.Copy !req
164. Wouldn't it be easier
if it all just blew away?Copy !req
165. Don't let it happen again.Copy !req
166. Yes. Well, I'll try to be less careless.Copy !req
167. I'm watching you, Wazowski.Copy !req
168. Always watching.Copy !req
169. - She's nuts.
- Always.Copy !req
170. All scare floors are now active.Copy !req
171. Assistants, please report
to your stations.Copy !req
172. OK, people,
Eastern Seaboard coming online.Copy !req
173. We got scarers coming out.Copy !req
174. They are so awesome.Copy !req
175. Hey, may the best monster win.Copy !req
176. I plan to.Copy !req
177. We are on in seven, six, five,Copy !req
178. four, three, two...Copy !req
179. You're the boss.
You're the big hairy boss.Copy !req
180. I'm feeling good today, Mikey.Copy !req
181. Attaboy. Another door coming right up.Copy !req
182. You're still behind, Randall.Copy !req
183. - Maybe I should realign the scream...
- Get me a door.Copy !req
184. Door, yes, door.Copy !req
185. Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?Copy !req
186. We may actually
make our quota today, sir.Copy !req
187. First time in a month.Copy !req
188. - What happened?
- The kid almost touched me.Copy !req
189. - She got this close to me.
- She wasn't scared of you?Copy !req
190. - She was only six.
- I could have been dead.Copy !req
191. - I could have died.
- Keep it together, man.Copy !req
192. Hey, we got a dead door over here.Copy !req
193. - I'm coming.
- Look out.Copy !req
194. Excuse us.Copy !req
195. We've lost 58 doors this week, sir.Copy !req
196. Kids these days.Copy !req
197. They just don't get scared
like they used to.Copy !req
198. Let her rip.Copy !req
199. - Sir?
- What?Copy !req
200. Look.Copy !req
201. Attention.
We have a new scare leader.Copy !req
202. Randall Boggs.Copy !req
203. Look at those numbers.Copy !req
204. Slumber party.Copy !req
205. Never mind.Copy !req
206. Hey, watch it.Copy !req
207. Well, James,
that was an impressive display.Copy !req
208. Just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose.Copy !req
209. 'Course I did learn from the best.Copy !req
210. If I don't see a new door
in my station in five seconds,Copy !req
211. I will personally
put you through the shredder.Copy !req
212. Hey, Wazowski, nice job.
Those numbers are pretty sweet.Copy !req
213. Are they?
You know, I hadn't even noticed.Copy !req
214. - And how's Georgie doing?
- He's doing great.Copy !req
215. I love working with that big guy.Copy !req
216. Keep the doors coming.
I'm on a roll today.Copy !req
217. George and I are like brothers. 2319!Copy !req
218. We have a 2319!Copy !req
219. Red alert.Copy !req
220. Red alert, red alert.Copy !req
221. - Red alert.
- George Sanderson.Copy !req
222. Please remain motionless.
Prepare for decontamination.Copy !req
223. Duck and cover, people!Copy !req
224. Not the CDA.Copy !req
225. - Go, go, go.
- Coming through. Stand aside.Copy !req
226. Clear the contaminated area.Copy !req
227. - A 2319 in progress.
- Coming through. Watch yourself.Copy !req
228. Stand back. Careful.Copy !req
229. All clear. Situation is
niner-niner-zero. Ready for decon.Copy !req
230. - Thanks, guys, that was a close one.
- OK.Copy !req
231. Take a break. We gotta shut down
and reset the system.Copy !req
232. An entire scare floor out of commission.Copy !req
233. What else can go wrong?Copy !req
234. - What a day.
- We're just going through a rough time.Copy !req
235. Everyone knows
you'll get us through it.Copy !req
236. Tell that to the board of directors.Copy !req
237. James, this company's been
in my family for three generations.Copy !req
238. I would do anything
to keep it from going under.Copy !req
239. So would I, sir.Copy !req
240. So would I, sir.Copy !req
241. - I could use your help with something.
- Anything, sir.Copy !req
242. We've hired some new scare recruits,
and frankly, they're...Copy !req
243. - Inexperienced?
- They stink.Copy !req
244. I thought maybe
you might come by tomorrowCopy !req
245. and give them a demonstration.Copy !req
246. Show them what it takes
to be our top scarer.Copy !req
247. I'll start out with the old
Waternoose jump and growl.Copy !req
248. Now that's my boy.Copy !req
249. Let's go, everybody.
All doors must be returned.Copy !req
250. No exceptions.Copy !req
251. I've never seen anything like you today.
You were on a roll.Copy !req
252. Another day like this
and that scare record's in the bag.Copy !req
253. That's right, baby.Copy !req
254. As if dinner wasn't enough,
I'm taking her to a monster truck rally.Copy !req
255. - Nice.
- What's on your agenda?Copy !req
256. - Work out some more.
- Again?Copy !req
257. There's more to life than scaring.Copy !req
258. - Can I borrow your odorant?
- I got smelly garbage or old dumpster.Copy !req
259. You got low tide?
How about wet dog?Copy !req
260. Yep. Stink it up.Copy !req
261. I am so romantic sometimes
I think I should marry myself.Copy !req
262. - Give me a break.
- What a night of romance ahead of me.Copy !req
263. Tonight is about me and Celia.Copy !req
264. The love boat is about to set sail.Copy !req
265. I gotta tell you, that face of hers,
it just makes my heart go...Copy !req
266. Hello, Wazowski.
Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?Copy !req
267. Well, as a matter of fact...Copy !req
268. I'm sure you filed
your paperwork correctly,Copy !req
269. for once.Copy !req
270. Your stunned silence
is very reassuring.Copy !req
271. My scare reports.
I left them on my desk.Copy !req
272. If I'm not at the restaurant in five
minutes they'll give our table away.Copy !req
273. - Schmoopsie-pooh.
- Googly bear.Copy !req
274. - Want to get going?
- Do I ever. It's just...Copy !req
275. - What?
- It...Copy !req
276. - A small...
- I don't understand.Copy !req
277. I forgot about some paperwork
I was supposed to file.Copy !req
278. Mike was reminding me.Copy !req
279. - Thanks, buddy.
- I was?Copy !req
280. I mean, I was. Yeah.Copy !req
281. - OK. Let's go.
- We're going.Copy !req
282. The pink copies to accounting.Copy !req
283. The fuchsia ones go to purchasing
and the goldenrod ones go to Roz.Copy !req
284. Leave the puce.Copy !req
285. Pink copies to accounting,
fuchsia ones to Roz.Copy !req
286. The fuchsia ones go to purchasing.Copy !req
287. The goldenrod ones go to Roz.Copy !req
288. Man, I have no idea what puce is.Copy !req
289. Oh, that's puce.Copy !req
290. Hello?Copy !req
291. Anyone? There's a door here.Copy !req
292. Hello? Hey.Copy !req
293. Anybody scaring in here?Copy !req
294. Hello. Yo.Copy !req
295. Kitty.Copy !req
296. No, no, stay back.Copy !req
297. Hold it, hold it.Copy !req
298. Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays...
Well, not a lot of birthdays.Copy !req
299. But this is the best birthday ever.Copy !req
300. What are you looking at?Copy !req
301. I was just thinking about
the first time I laid eye on you,Copy !req
302. - how pretty you looked.
- Stop it.Copy !req
303. - Your hair was shorter.
- I'm thinking about getting it cut.Copy !req
304. No, no, I like it this length.Copy !req
305. I like everything about you.Copy !req
306. Just the other day someone asked
who was the most beautiful monster.Copy !req
307. - You know what I said?
- What did you say?Copy !req
308. I said...Copy !req
309. - Sulley?
- Sulley?Copy !req
310. No, no, that's not what
I was gonna say.Copy !req
311. You're not making sense.Copy !req
312. - He's handsome. He's rugged.
- What a coincidence, running into you.Copy !req
313. - I'm just gonna order something.
- Michael.Copy !req
314. - What's good?
- You're ruining everything.Copy !req
315. I went to get your paperwork
and there was a door.Copy !req
316. What?Copy !req
317. - A door?
- Randall was in it.Copy !req
318. Randall? That cheater.
He's trying to boost his numbers.Copy !req
319. - There's something else.
- What?Copy !req
320. Ooklay in the agbay.Copy !req
321. - What?
- Look in the bag.Copy !req
322. What bag?Copy !req
323. They don't have anything
I like here. Take care, Celia.Copy !req
324. - What's going on?
- Celia, please try to understand.Copy !req
325. - I have to do something!
- Michael?Copy !req
326. On three. One, two...Copy !req
327. - A kid!
- Boo!Copy !req
328. A kid!Copy !req
329. There's a kid here.
A human kid!Copy !req
330. Googly bear!Copy !req
331. Come on.Copy !req
332. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
333. Please remain calm.
This is not a drill.Copy !req
334. 7835 in progress, please advise.Copy !req
335. - Michael? Michael!
- Celia!Copy !req
336. - Come with me.
- Stop pushing.Copy !req
337. Get your hands off
my schmoopsie-pooh.Copy !req
338. Ready for decontamination.Copy !req
339. I don't think that date
could have gone any worse.Copy !req
340. If witnesses are to be believed,
there has been a child security breachCopy !req
341. for the first time in monster history.Copy !req
342. We neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here.Copy !req
343. Well, a kid flew right over me and
blasted a car with its laser vision.Copy !req
344. I tried to run, but it picked me up
with its mind powersCopy !req
345. and shook me like a doll.Copy !req
346. It's true.
I saw the whole thing.Copy !req
347. It is my professional opinion
that now is the time to panic.Copy !req
348. It's coming. It's coming!Copy !req
349. Boo!Copy !req
350. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
351. Come here, kid.Copy !req
352. Don't touch those, you little...Copy !req
353. Those were alphabetized.
It's OK.Copy !req
354. As long as it doesn't come near us
we're gonna be OK.Copy !req
355. You like this? Fetch.Copy !req
356. Hey, hey. That's it.
No one touches Little Mikey.Copy !req
357. Mike, give her the bear.Copy !req
358. Oh, no!Copy !req
359. Make it stop, Sulley.
Make it stop!Copy !req
360. Here, look. See bear?
Nice bear.Copy !req
361. Sulley!Copy !req
362. Bear, he's a happy bear.Copy !req
363. He's not crying, neither should you.
We'll be in troubleCopy !req
364. 'cause they're gonna find us,
so please stop crying now.Copy !req
365. Good. Good, Sulley. Keep it up.
You're doing great.Copy !req
366. He's a happy bear.
He has no...Copy !req
367. - It touched me.
- Sulley, the bear!Copy !req
368. The bear. Give her the...Copy !req
369. What was that?Copy !req
370. I have no idea, but it would be
really great if it didn't do it again.Copy !req
371. How could I do this?
How could I be so stupid?Copy !req
372. - This could destroy the company.
- Who cares about the company?Copy !req
373. What about us?
That thing is a killing machine.Copy !req
374. It's waiting for us to fall asleep
and then wham!Copy !req
375. We're easy prey, my friend.
We're sitting targets.Copy !req
376. OK, look, I think I have a plan here.Copy !req
377. Using mainly spoons,
we dig a tunnel under the cityCopy !req
378. and release it into the wild.Copy !req
379. Spoons.Copy !req
380. That's it. I'm out of ideas.
Air balloon, too expensive.Copy !req
381. Giant slingshot, too conspicuous.
Enormous wooden horse, too Greek.Copy !req
382. No. Can't think. Can't think.Copy !req
383. - Flatliner. Flatlining.
- Mike?Copy !req
384. I think she's getting tired.Copy !req
385. Well, then why don't you
find someplace for it to sleepCopy !req
386. while I think of a plan!Copy !req
387. Are you sleepy? Wanna sleep?Copy !req
388. Is that what you want?Copy !req
389. OK. I'll make a nice little area
for you to...Copy !req
390. No. Hey, that's my bed.
You're gonna get your germs all over it.Copy !req
391. Fine.
My chair's more comfortable anyway.Copy !req
392. What?Copy !req
393. It's just a closet.
Will you go to sleep?Copy !req
394. Hey, that looks like Randall.Copy !req
395. Randall's your monster.Copy !req
396. You think he's gonna
come through the closet and scare you.Copy !req
397. Oh, boy, how do I explain this?Copy !req
398. It's empty.Copy !req
399. See?Copy !req
400. No monster in here.Copy !req
401. Well, now there is.Copy !req
402. But I'm not gonna scare you.Copy !req
403. I'm off duty.Copy !req
404. OK.Copy !req
405. How about I sit here
until you fall asleep?Copy !req
406. Go ahead. Go to sleep.Copy !req
407. Now. Now go.Copy !req
408. You go to sleep.Copy !req
409. Mike, this might sound crazy,
but I don't think that kid's dangerous.Copy !req
410. Really? Well, in that case,
let's keep it.Copy !req
411. I always wanted a pet
that could kill me!Copy !req
412. What if we just
put her back in her door?Copy !req
413. - What?
- Mike, think about it.Copy !req
414. We send her back,
everything goes back to normal.Copy !req
415. Is that a joke?
Tell me you're joking.Copy !req
416. Sulley, I think that given
the circumstanceCopy !req
417. I've been extremely forgiving till now.Copy !req
418. But that is a horrible idea.Copy !req
419. Are we gonna march in public
with that thing?Copy !req
420. Then I guess we waltz
right up to the factory, right?Copy !req
421. I can't believe we are waltzing
right up to the factory.Copy !req
422. Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights
and some chair fabricCopy !req
423. are not gonna fool anyone.
Think about names.Copy !req
424. Loch Ness. Bigfoot.
The Abominable Snowman.Copy !req
425. They all got one thing in common.
Banishment!Copy !req
426. - We could be next.
- Don't panic. We can do this.Copy !req
427. - How you doing, Frank?
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
428. Everything's going to be OK.Copy !req
429. Number one wants this
dusted for prints.Copy !req
430. - Careful with that.
- I got a good view.Copy !req
431. A little lower.Copy !req
432. This was recovered at the scene.Copy !req
433. - Don't panic.
- Don't tell me not to.Copy !req
434. - Keep it together.
- It's not OK.Copy !req
435. - Boo.
- Could be contaminated.Copy !req
436. Gentlemen, safety
is our number-one concern.Copy !req
437. If there's anything that...
Not now. I'm...Copy !req
438. Oh, hello, little one.Copy !req
439. - Where did you come from?
- Mr. Waternoose!Copy !req
440. James, is this one yours?Copy !req
441. Actually, that's my cousin's sister'sCopy !req
442. - daughter, sir.
- Yeah, it's...Copy !req
443. Bring an Obscure Relative
to Work Day.Copy !req
444. Must have missed the memo.
Well, listen, James,Copy !req
445. why don't you stop by the simulator
after lunchCopy !req
446. and give us that scare demonstration?Copy !req
447. Yeah. Oh, sir...Copy !req
448. - Mr. Waternoose?
- Yes, yes. I'm coming.Copy !req
449. I'll see you this afternoon, James.Copy !req
450. That is, if these gentlemen
haven't shut us down.Copy !req
451. - Oh, boy.
- A scare demo.Copy !req
452. That is great.
Why am I the last to know?Copy !req
453. We could bring your cousin's sister's
daughter. She'll be a big hit.Copy !req
454. Halt.Copy !req
455. Hold him down.Copy !req
456. Come on. The coast is clear.Copy !req
457. OK. All we have to do
is get rid of that thing.Copy !req
458. So wait here while I get its card.Copy !req
459. She can't stay here.
This is the men's room.Copy !req
460. That is the weirdest thing
you've ever said.Copy !req
461. Look. It loves it here.
It's dancing with joy.Copy !req
462. I'll be right back with its door key.Copy !req
463. That's a cute little dance.
It almost looks like you've got to...Copy !req
464. Are you done in there?Copy !req
465. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
466. OK. You're finished now, right?Copy !req
467. Hello?Copy !req
468. Boo.Copy !req
469. Where did she go?Copy !req
470. Did she disappear?Copy !req
471. Did she turn invisible?Copy !req
472. I just have no idea.Copy !req
473. Gotcha.Copy !req
474. Boo.Copy !req
475. Hey, you're good.Copy !req
476. Be relaxed. Be relaxed. Be relaxed.Copy !req
477. Roz, my tender oozing blossom.
You're looking fabulous today.Copy !req
478. Is that a new haircut?
Tell me, it's a new haircut.Copy !req
479. New makeup. You had a lift.
You had a tuck. You had something.Copy !req
480. Something has been inserted in
your skin that makes you look like...Copy !req
481. I need a favor. Randall was working
late last night on the scare floor.Copy !req
482. I need the key
for the door he was using.Copy !req
483. Well, isn't that nice?Copy !req
484. But guess what? You didn't turn in
your paperwork last night.Copy !req
485. He didn't... No paperwork?Copy !req
486. This office is now closed.Copy !req
487. Ready or not, here I come.Copy !req
488. I'm getting warmer.Copy !req
489. Any second now.Copy !req
490. - Fee, fi, fo...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
491. I'm looking for the kid.Copy !req
492. - You lost it?
- No, no. She was just...Copy !req
493. Here she is.Copy !req
494. Hey. What's the matter?Copy !req
495. - I already told your buddies...
- All right. Carry on.Copy !req
496. Randall. Thank goodness.
What are we gonna do about the child?Copy !req
497. It's on the front page.
The child. The one you were after.Copy !req
498. Be quiet. Don't you think
I'm aware of the situation?Copy !req
499. I was up all night trying to find it.Copy !req
500. I did a calculation factoring in
the size of the sushi restaurant.Copy !req
501. The child may have escaped!Copy !req
502. Until we know for sure
we're gonna act like nothing happened.Copy !req
503. Get the machine running.
I'll take care of the kid.Copy !req
504. Get the machine running.
I'll take care of the kid.Copy !req
505. When I find whoever let it out,
they're dead.Copy !req
506. Why are you still here?
Come on, go! Move! Now!Copy !req
507. I'm not here.Copy !req
508. They're gone.Copy !req
509. This is bad, so very bad.Copy !req
510. What were they talking about,
machine?Copy !req
511. Who cares?Copy !req
512. All we have to do
is call her door and send her home.Copy !req
513. Right. We're just two regular Joes
on our way to work.Copy !req
514. We will blend right in.Copy !req
515. - Top of the morning.
- What's shakin', bacon?Copy !req
516. Did you lose weight?
Or a limb?Copy !req
517. - You have her card key, right?
- Of course.Copy !req
518. I told you I'd get her card key.
I went and got it.Copy !req
519. Now I have her card key.Copy !req
520. OK. Here we go.Copy !req
521. Take care of yourself. Try not to
run through any more closets.Copy !req
522. - Mike, that's not her door.
- Of course it's her door.Copy !req
523. No. Her door was white
and it had flowers on it.Copy !req
524. It must have been dark last night
because this is its door.Copy !req
525. Hey, you hear that?
Sounds like fun in there.Copy !req
526. Send me a postcard, kid.
That's Mike Wazowski, care ofCopy !req
527. 22 Mike Wazowski,
you-got-your-life-back Lane.Copy !req
528. Very good. Now bon voyage.Copy !req
529. Bye-bye. Look at the stick.
See the stick? Go get the stick.Copy !req
530. - Go fetch.
- Mike, this isn't Boo's door.Copy !req
531. - Boo? What's Boo?
- That's what I decided to call her.Copy !req
532. There a problem?Copy !req
533. Sulley, you're not supposed to name it.Copy !req
534. Once you name it,
you start getting attached to it.Copy !req
535. Now put that thing back
where it came from, or so help me...Copy !req
536. Hey. We're rehearsing a scene for
the upcoming company play called...Copy !req
537. Put That Thing Back
Where It Came From or So Help Me.Copy !req
538. It's a musical.Copy !req
539. Put that thing back
where it came from or so help meCopy !req
540. So help me, so help meCopy !req
541. And cut.Copy !req
542. We're still working on it.
It's in progress, but we need ushers.Copy !req
543. Sulley, I've had enough.
Say goodbye to... Where did it go?Copy !req
544. - Where is she?
- She got away from you again?Copy !req
545. Well, that is just...
Wait a minute. The sun is coming up.Copy !req
546. This is perfect.Copy !req
547. She's gone!Copy !req
548. Where are you going?
Sulley, don't blow this.Copy !req
549. We're so close to breaking the record.Copy !req
550. Somebody will find the kid.
It'll be their problem.Copy !req
551. She's out of our hair!Copy !req
552. - What are you two doing?
- They're rehearsing a play.Copy !req
553. She's out of our hairCopy !req
554. Can it! So, what do you think
of that kid getting out, Sullivan?Copy !req
555. - Pretty crazy?
- Oh, yeah, crazy.Copy !req
556. Word is the kid's been traced
to this factory.Copy !req
557. - You haven't seen anything?
- Well...Copy !req
558. No. No way.Copy !req
559. But if it was an inside job,
I'd put my money on Waxford.Copy !req
560. - Waxford?
- The one at station six.Copy !req
561. - He's got them shifty eyes.
- Hey, Waxford.Copy !req
562. - Sulley!
- Michael Wazowski!Copy !req
563. Last night was one of the worst nights
of my entire life, bar none!Copy !req
564. - I thought you cared about me.
- Honey, please.Copy !req
565. - I thought you liked sushi.
- Sushi! Sushi!Copy !req
566. You think this is about sushi?Copy !req
567. Wazowski.Copy !req
568. Michael!Copy !req
569. Men.Copy !req
570. Breathe. Keep breathing.Copy !req
571. - Where's the kid?
- Kid?Copy !req
572. - What kid?
- It's here in the factory, isn't it?Copy !req
573. It never would have gotten out
if you hadn't been cheating last night.Copy !req
574. Cheating? Cheating. Right.Copy !req
575. Cheating? Cheating. Right.Copy !req
576. OK. I think I know
how to make this all go away.Copy !req
577. What happens when the whistle blows
in five minutes?Copy !req
578. - I get a timeout?
- Everyone goes to lunch.Copy !req
579. Which means the scare floor will be...Copy !req
580. - Painted?
- Empty.Copy !req
581. It'll be empty, you idiot.Copy !req
582. You see that clock?Copy !req
583. When the big hand is pointing up
and the little hand is pointing up,Copy !req
584. the kid's door will be in my station.Copy !req
585. But when the big hand points down,Copy !req
586. the door will be gone.Copy !req
587. You have until then to put the kid back.Copy !req
588. Get the picture?Copy !req
589. Boo!Copy !req
590. - No.
- Hey, you. Halt.Copy !req
591. He's the one.Copy !req
592. - The one from the commercial.
- That's him.Copy !req
593. - Can we get an autograph?
- Oh, sure. No problem.Copy !req
594. Make that out to Stephanie,
my daughter.Copy !req
595. Yes. Let's see.Copy !req
596. "From your scary friend.
Best wishes..."Copy !req
597. So, then I said, "If you talk to me
like that again, we're through".Copy !req
598. - What'd she say?
- You know my mom.Copy !req
599. - She sent me to my room.
- See you guys later. Take it easy.Copy !req
600. Bottoms up.Copy !req
601. Boo!Copy !req
602. Hi.Copy !req
603. Well, hello, there.
What's your name?Copy !req
604. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
605. Sulley!Copy !req
606. Oh, Sulley.Copy !req
607. OK, Sulley, come on.Copy !req
608. Hey! You guys seen Sulley anywhere?Copy !req
609. - Nope, sorry.
- Sulley!Copy !req
610. Boy, Wazowski
looks like he's in trouble.Copy !req
611. 2319! We have a 2319!Copy !req
612. Oh, dear.Copy !req
613. Sulley!Copy !req
614. Sulley!Copy !req
615. Sulley. Great news, pal.Copy !req
616. I got us a way out of this mess,
but we gotta hurry.Copy !req
617. Where is it?Copy !req
618. Sull, that's a cube of garbage.Copy !req
619. I can still hear her little voice.Copy !req
620. - Mike Wazowski.
- I can hear it too.Copy !req
621. - Mike Wazowski!
- How many kids you got in there?Copy !req
622. Mike Wazowski!Copy !req
623. - Kitty!
- Boo!Copy !req
624. Boo, you're all right.
I was so worried. I was...Copy !req
625. Don't you ever
run away from me again, young lady.Copy !req
626. But I'm so glad you're safe.Copy !req
627. My, what an affectionate father.Copy !req
628. Actually, she's my cousin's sister's...Copy !req
629. - That's enough. Let's go.
- Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
630. Yeah. Step aside, kid.
We're in a...Copy !req
631. - Will you stop making Boo laugh?
- I didn't. Come on.Copy !req
632. I still don't understand.
You got Boo's door?Copy !req
633. I'll explain later. Run.Copy !req
634. Let's move, let's move. Come on.
Please be there. Please be there.Copy !req
635. - There it is, just like Randall said.
- Randall?Copy !req
636. Wait a minute. Boo, hey.Copy !req
637. One, two, three, four,
get the kid through the door.Copy !req
638. - The nightmare is over.
- It's OK, Boo. What's the matter?Copy !req
639. - It's time to move.
- Mike, what are you thinking?Copy !req
640. - Randall's after Boo.
- Who cares? Let's go.Copy !req
641. - This is a limited-time offer.
- No. I don't like this.Copy !req
642. Sulley, you wanted her door
and there it is.Copy !req
643. - Now let's move.
- No, Mike.Copy !req
644. You want me to prove
everything's on the up and up?Copy !req
645. - He wants a door, I get a door.
- Wait.Copy !req
646. Paranoid delusional furball.Copy !req
647. Mike!Copy !req
648. Hey, Sulley, where you been all day?Copy !req
649. Sulley? Sulley!Copy !req
650. Mike? Mike?Copy !req
651. Where are you?Copy !req
652. Are you in there?Copy !req
653. Where are you, buddy?Copy !req
654. Mike?Copy !req
655. Where are you?Copy !req
656. Boo, way to go.Copy !req
657. It's OK.Copy !req
658. Randall, did you have to...Copy !req
659. - Yes! I got the kid.
- Oh, huzzah!Copy !req
660. - Great news. Not that I was concerned.
- Get over here and help me.Copy !req
661. Come on, while we're young here,
Fungus.Copy !req
662. The kid needs to take off a few pounds.Copy !req
663. Wazowski! Where is it,
you little one-eyed cretin?Copy !req
664. It's cretin. If you're gonna
threaten me, do it properly.Copy !req
665. Second, you're nuts if you think
kidnapping meCopy !req
666. is gonna help you cheat!Copy !req
667. You still think this is about
that stupid scare record?Copy !req
668. Well, I did.Copy !req
669. Right up until you chuckled like that.
Now I think I should get out of here.Copy !req
670. I'm about to revolutionize
the scaring industry.Copy !req
671. When I do,
even the great James P. SullivanCopy !req
672. is gonna be working for me.Copy !req
673. Well, somebody's certainly
been a busy bee.Copy !req
674. First I need to know where the kid is
and you're gonna tell me.Copy !req
675. - I don't know.
- Sure.Copy !req
676. I don't. I don't.Copy !req
677. What's that? Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
678. Come on. No, no.
Come on. Hey, hey.Copy !req
679. Hey, hey. This thing is moving.Copy !req
680. I don't like big moving things
that are moving towards me.Copy !req
681. No. Come on. Hey!Copy !req
682. - Randall!
- Say hello to the scream extractor.Copy !req
683. Hello.Copy !req
684. Where you going?
We'll talk. We'll have a latte.Copy !req
685. Come on. We can talk about this.Copy !req
686. What is that thing?Copy !req
687. Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.Copy !req
688. No. Come on.Copy !req
689. Help. Help! Help, help!Copy !req
690. For... What did you do wrong this time?Copy !req
691. - I don't know. I calibrated the...
- Go check the machine.Copy !req
692. There must be something wrong
with the scream intake valve.Copy !req
693. Fungus? Fungus? You like cars?Copy !req
694. I got a really nice car. If you
let me go, I'll give you a rideCopy !req
695. in the car.
Please, Fungus.Copy !req
696. I'm sorry, Wazowski,
but Randall said I'm not allowedCopy !req
697. to fraternize with victims
of his evil plot.Copy !req
698. What happened?
Where's Wazowski?Copy !req
699. Where is he?Copy !req
700. - Come on.
- This is crazy. He's gonna kill us.Copy !req
701. That could be contaminated.Copy !req
702. We gotta get out of here now!Copy !req
703. We could start a new life far away.
Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.Copy !req
704. Goodbye, Mr. Waternoose.Copy !req
705. - No, Mike, wait.
- Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
706. - Follow me. I have an idea.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
707. - Simulation terminated.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
708. What was that? You're trying
to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.Copy !req
709. I was going for a snake/ninja approachCopy !req
710. with a little hissing.Copy !req
711. How many times do I have to tell you?
It's all about presence.Copy !req
712. - About how you enter the room.
- Mr. Waternoose!Copy !req
713. James, perfect timing.Copy !req
714. No, no, sir. You don't understand.Copy !req
715. - Show these monsters how it's done.
- I can't.Copy !req
716. - Sir, you have to listen to me.
- Pay attention.Copy !req
717. You're about to see
the best in the business.Copy !req
718. - Reset the simulator.
- But sir!Copy !req
719. - Good night, sweetheart.
- 'Night, Mom.Copy !req
720. - Kitty!
- No, Boo, no!Copy !req
721. - Give us a big loud roar.
- There's no time for this!Copy !req
722. - What are you waiting for? Roar.
- But, sir...Copy !req
723. Roar!Copy !req
724. Well done. Well done, James.Copy !req
725. - Boo?
- All right, gentlemen.Copy !req
726. - Right this way.
- I hope you've learned a lesson today.Copy !req
727. Boo.Copy !req
728. Boo.Copy !req
729. Boo, it's me.Copy !req
730. - The child!
- Sir, she isn't toxic.Copy !req
731. - It sounds crazy, but trust me.
- Boo?Copy !req
732. No, no, no, no, it's OK.Copy !req
733. I was just... No.Copy !req
734. No, don't be scared.
That wasn't real.Copy !req
735. It's just a... I was just...Copy !req
736. - Boo.
- ... test it out on that sweet girl.Copy !req
737. - Boo.
- ... have her, he is trying to kill us.Copy !req
738. - This is Randall's fault.
- Randall?Copy !req
739. We can take you to his secret lab
in this factory.Copy !req
740. How could this happen?
How could this happen?Copy !req
741. Does anyone else know about this?Copy !req
742. - No, sir.
- Good.Copy !req
743. This company can't afford
any more bad publicity.Copy !req
744. Now, before we do anything else,Copy !req
745. let's take care of the child.Copy !req
746. I never thought
things would come to this.Copy !req
747. Not in my factory.Copy !req
748. I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this.Copy !req
749. Especially you, James.Copy !req
750. But now we can
set everything straight again.Copy !req
751. For the good of the company.Copy !req
752. Sir? That's not her door.Copy !req
753. I know, I know.Copy !req
754. It's yours.Copy !req
755. No!Copy !req
756. Boo!Copy !req
757. No! No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
758. It's too late.
We're banished, genius!Copy !req
759. We're in the human world.Copy !req
760. What a great idea,
going to your old pal Waternoose.Copy !req
761. Too bad he was in on the whole thing.Copy !req
762. All you had to do was listen to me.Copy !req
763. Just once!
But you didn't, did you?Copy !req
764. You're still not listening!Copy !req
765. Take that!Copy !req
766. Welcome to the Himalayas.Copy !req
767. Abominable. Can you believe that?Copy !req
768. Do I look abominable to you?Copy !req
769. Why can't they call me
the Adorable SnowmanCopy !req
770. or the Agreeable Snowman,
for crying out loud?Copy !req
771. I'm a nice guy.
Snow cone?Copy !req
772. No, don't worry. It's lemon.Copy !req
773. How about you, big fella?
Snow cone?Copy !req
774. Did you see the way she looked at me?Copy !req
775. Poor guy. I understand.
It ain't easy being banished.Copy !req
776. Take my buddy, Bigfoot.Copy !req
777. When he was banished, he fashioned
an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.Copy !req
778. Wore it on his head like a tiara.Copy !req
779. Called himself King Itchy.
It won't be so hard for you guys.Copy !req
780. How lucky can you get?Copy !req
781. - Banished with your best friend.
- He is not my friend.Copy !req
782. I just assumed you were buddies.
When I saw you in the snow hugging...Copy !req
783. Look at that big jerk.
Ruined my life. And for what?Copy !req
784. A stupid kid!Copy !req
785. Because of you I am now stuck
in this frozen wasteland.Copy !req
786. Wasteland?
I think you mean wonderland.Copy !req
787. How about all this fabulous snow?Copy !req
788. And wait till you see
the local village.Copy !req
789. Cutest thing in the world.
I haven't mentioned the free yaks' milk.Copy !req
790. - What did you say?
- Yaks' milk.Copy !req
791. Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic.Copy !req
792. Once you pick the hairs out
it's nutritious.Copy !req
793. No, about a village.
Are there kids in it?Copy !req
794. Kids? Sure. Tough kids, sissy kids,
kids who climb on rocks.Copy !req
795. - Where is it?
- At the bottom of the mountain.Copy !req
796. - A three-day hike.
- Three days?Copy !req
797. We need to get there now.Copy !req
798. You wanna go to the village?Copy !req
799. Rule number one out here,
always... No.Copy !req
800. Never go out in a blizzard.Copy !req
801. We need to get to Boo.Copy !req
802. Boo? What about us?Copy !req
803. Ever since the kid came in,
you've ignored everything I've said,Copy !req
804. and now look where we are!
We were about to break the record.Copy !req
805. - We would have had it made.
- None of that matters now.Copy !req
806. None of it matters?
Wait a second.Copy !req
807. None of it matters?Copy !req
808. OK. No, good. Great.Copy !req
809. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?Copy !req
810. Would you look at that?
We're out of snow cones.Copy !req
811. Let me just go outside
and make some more.Copy !req
812. Sulley, what about everything
we ever worked for?Copy !req
813. Does that matter?Copy !req
814. What about Celia?Copy !req
815. I am never...
Never gonna see her again.Copy !req
816. Doesn't that matter?Copy !req
817. And what about me?Copy !req
818. I'm your pal. I'm your best friend.Copy !req
819. Don't I matter?Copy !req
820. I'm sorry, Mike.Copy !req
821. I'm sorry we're stuck out here.Copy !req
822. I didn't mean for this to happen.Copy !req
823. But Boo's in trouble.Copy !req
824. I think there might be
a way to save her if we can just get...Copy !req
825. We? Whoa. We?Copy !req
826. No. There's no "we" this time, pal.Copy !req
827. If you want to go out there
and freeze to death,Copy !req
828. you be my guest.Copy !req
829. Because you're on your own.Copy !req
830. Hey, I got more snow cones!Copy !req
831. Come on, George.
I know you can do this.Copy !req
832. I picked out an easy door for you.Copy !req
833. In Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.Copy !req
834. You know, you're right.
Here. Take this.Copy !req
835. Go get 'em, Georgie.Copy !req
836. Look out. Coming through.Copy !req
837. - Sorry, George.
- Hey, you can't just...Copy !req
838. Twenty-three...Copy !req
839. Out of the way!Copy !req
840. Finally. I never should have
trusted you with this.Copy !req
841. Because of you,
I had to banish my top scarer.Copy !req
842. With this machine,
we won't need scarers.Copy !req
843. Sullivan got what he deserved.Copy !req
844. Sullivan was twice the scarer
you will ever be.Copy !req
845. Kitty!Copy !req
846. - Kitty!
- Sullivan?Copy !req
847. - Kitty!
- Sorry, Boo.Copy !req
848. Stop him!Copy !req
849. Let's get you home.Copy !req
850. Finish him off!Copy !req
851. You don't know how long
I've wanted to do that, Sullivan.Copy !req
852. Mike?Copy !req
853. - It's not that I don't care.
- Mike, you don't understand.Copy !req
854. Yes, I do.
I was just mad, that's all.Copy !req
855. I needed some time to think, but
you shouldn't have left me out there.Copy !req
856. - I'm being attacked.
- I'm not attacking you.Copy !req
857. I'm trying to be honest. Hear me out.
You and I are a team.Copy !req
858. Nothing is more important
than our friendship.Copy !req
859. I know. He's too sensitive.Copy !req
860. Come on, pal.
If you start crying, I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
861. And I'll never get through this.Copy !req
862. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you,
but I am now.Copy !req
863. Sulley, I am baring my soul here.
The least you can do is pay attention.Copy !req
864. Look at that. It's Randall.Copy !req
865. Come on.Copy !req
866. Get up. There can't be any witnesses.Copy !req
867. There won't be.Copy !req
868. I'm glad you came back, Mike.Copy !req
869. Somebody's gotta take care of you,
you big hairball.Copy !req
870. - Schmoopsie-pooh, I can't talk.
- Come on.Copy !req
871. Michael, if you don't tell me what's
going on right now, we are through!Copy !req
872. Here's the truth.Copy !req
873. The kid? Sulley let her in. We tried to
send her back, Waternoose had a plot,Copy !req
874. and now Randall's trying to kill us!Copy !req
875. You expect me to believe
that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?Copy !req
876. Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
877. I love you, schmoopsie-pooh!Copy !req
878. - Hey!
- Idiots.Copy !req
879. Look out. Coming through.Copy !req
880. Make way. Move it.
Hurry up, hurry up.Copy !req
881. - There they are.
- Attention, employees.Copy !req
882. Randall Boggs has just broken
the all-time scare record.Copy !req
883. No, I didn't.
Get out of my way.Copy !req
884. Go get 'em, googly bear.Copy !req
885. There it is.Copy !req
886. Get off my tail. Let go.Copy !req
887. - What are you doing?
- Grab on, Mike.Copy !req
888. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
889. - Sulley, what are we doing?
- Get Boo's door and find a station.Copy !req
890. What a plan.
Simple, yet insane.Copy !req
891. - Whoa.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
892. Hold on!Copy !req
893. Don't look down!Copy !req
894. I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
895. Oh, no.Copy !req
896. No!Copy !req
897. - Boo's door.
- There it is.Copy !req
898. How are we supposed to get to it now?Copy !req
899. It's a dead end, Sulley.Copy !req
900. - There he is.
- Make her laugh.Copy !req
901. - Sulley!
- Just do it!Copy !req
902. - Get it open.
- Here he comes.Copy !req
903. Give me that kid.Copy !req
904. - Why couldn't we get banished here?
- We gotta find another door.Copy !req
905. Look! Boo's door.Copy !req
906. - There he is. Hurry up!
- Give me your hand.Copy !req
907. - Come on, it slides.
- Right. Right.Copy !req
908. Jump. I'm right behind you.Copy !req
909. Come on.Copy !req
910. Hurry up. Keep moving!Copy !req
911. Get inside.Copy !req
912. That was weird.Copy !req
913. Mike?Copy !req
914. - Sorry, buddy.
- OK.Copy !req
915. I hope that hurt, lizard boy.Copy !req
916. Great job, buddy. We lost him.Copy !req
917. Boo!Copy !req
918. No!Copy !req
919. Nice working with you.Copy !req
920. - Get it open!
- I'm trying!Copy !req
921. - Open the door!
- Come on, get in here.Copy !req
922. Boo!Copy !req
923. There they are!Copy !req
924. Sulley, what are you doing?
Sulley!Copy !req
925. - Looks like we caught the express.
- Do you see them?Copy !req
926. Straight ahead.Copy !req
927. - Kitty.
- Boo.Copy !req
928. Look at everybody's
favorite scarer now.Copy !req
929. You stupid, pathetic waste.Copy !req
930. You've been number one for too long,
Sullivan. Now your time is up.Copy !req
931. And don't worry.
I'll take good care of the kid.Copy !req
932. No!Copy !req
933. She's not scared of you any more.Copy !req
934. Looks like you're out of a job.Copy !req
935. OK, over the plate.
Let's see the old stuff.Copy !req
936. Chuck him, baby.Copy !req
937. Here's the pitch and he is out of here.Copy !req
938. - Mama, another gator got in the house.
- Another gator?Copy !req
939. Give me that shovel. There!Copy !req
940. Get him, Mama. Get that gator.Copy !req
941. - Care to do the honors, Mikey?
- With pleasure.Copy !req
942. That's right, Boo. You did it.Copy !req
943. You beat him.Copy !req
944. Come on.Copy !req
945. OK, Boo, it's time to go home.Copy !req
946. Take care of yourself
and be a good girl, OK?Copy !req
947. - Oh, no.
- The power's out. Make her laugh.Copy !req
948. I got a move here
that'll bring down the house.Copy !req
949. - Sorry. She didn't see that.
- What?Copy !req
950. What, did you forget to check
if her hood was up, you big dope?Copy !req
951. Uncle Mike, try not to yell
in front of her.Copy !req
952. - You know we need her to laugh.
- Right.Copy !req
953. Hey, Boo. Just kidding. Look.Copy !req
954. Funny, right? See, with the...Copy !req
955. These are the jokes, kid.
What's happening?Copy !req
956. Hold on.Copy !req
957. When the door lands in the station,
cut the power.Copy !req
958. You'll have the child and the criminals
responsible for this whole mess.Copy !req
959. Great. A welcoming committee.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
960. This is the CDA. Come out slowly
with the child in plain sight.Copy !req
961. OK, OK, you got us.Copy !req
962. Here we are. Here's the kid.Copy !req
963. I'll cooperate, but before you
take us away, I have one thing to say.Copy !req
964. - Catch.
- 2319.Copy !req
965. We have a toxic projectile.Copy !req
966. - After the suspect.
- Stop him!Copy !req
967. - Come on.
- Don't let them get away.Copy !req
968. Wait. Come back.
He has the child.Copy !req
969. Sullivan. Sullivan!Copy !req
970. Give me the child. Give her to me!Copy !req
971. Open this door.
Open this door!Copy !req
972. Stop it.Copy !req
973. Don't do it.Copy !req
974. - Come on.
- Don't go in that room.Copy !req
975. I think we stopped him, Boo.
You're safe now.Copy !req
976. You be a good girl, OK?Copy !req
977. - This has gone far enough, James.
- She's home. Leave her alone.Copy !req
978. I can't do that. She's seen too much.Copy !req
979. - You both have.
- It doesn't have to be this way.Copy !req
980. I have no choice. Times have changed.Copy !req
981. - Scaring isn't enough any more.
- But kidnapping?Copy !req
982. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let the company die.Copy !req
983. And I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!Copy !req
984. No!Copy !req
985. - Night, Mom.
- Night, sweetheart.Copy !req
986. - Night, Mom.
- What is this?Copy !req
987. Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.Copy !req
988. Well, I don't know
about the rest of you guys,Copy !req
989. but I spotted several big mistakes.Copy !req
990. But how did...Copy !req
991. You know what? Let's watch
my favorite part again. Shall we?Copy !req
992. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
993. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
994. I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.Copy !req
995. - Come with us.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
996. Take your hands off.
You can't arrest me.Copy !req
997. I hope you're happy, Sullivan.
You destroyed this company.Copy !req
998. Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
Where will everyone get their scream?Copy !req
999. The energy crisis will only get worse
because of you!Copy !req
1000. Stay where you are.
Number one wants to talk to you.Copy !req
1001. Attention.Copy !req
1002. Hello, boys.Copy !req
1003. - Roz?
- Roz?Copy !req
1004. Two and a half years of
undercover work were almost wastedCopy !req
1005. when you intercepted that child,
Mr. Sullivan.Copy !req
1006. Of course, without your help,Copy !req
1007. I never would have known that
this went all the way up to Waternoose.Copy !req
1008. Now, about the girl.Copy !req
1009. I just want to send her home.Copy !req
1010. Very good.Copy !req
1011. - Bring me a door shredder.
- What? You mean...Copy !req
1012. You mean I can't see her again?Copy !req
1013. That's the way it has to be.Copy !req
1014. I'll give you five minutes.Copy !req
1015. - Well, so long, kid.
- Mike Wazowski.Copy !req
1016. Yeah.Copy !req
1017. Boo.Copy !req
1018. It's been fun.Copy !req
1019. Go ahead. Go grow up.Copy !req
1020. But, Boo...Copy !req
1021. Boo.Copy !req
1022. Look at that. You know...Copy !req
1023. That's cute. Yeah.Copy !req
1024. Boo...Copy !req
1025. Well, that's very nice.Copy !req
1026. Come here, you!Copy !req
1027. Oh, he's a happy bearCopy !req
1028. Nothing's coming out of your closet
to scare you any more, right?Copy !req
1029. Yeah.Copy !req
1030. Goodbye, Boo.Copy !req
1031. Kitty.Copy !req
1032. Kitty has to go.Copy !req
1033. Boo.Copy !req
1034. Kitty?Copy !req
1035. None of this ever happened,
gentlemen.Copy !req
1036. And I don't want to see
any paperwork on this.Copy !req
1037. Take him away.Copy !req
1038. I bet we get the rest of the day off.Copy !req
1039. You idiot.
They're gonna shut down the factory.Copy !req
1040. When that wall went up, you should
have seen Waternoose's face.Copy !req
1041. I hope we get a copy of that tape.Copy !req
1042. Are you all right?Copy !req
1043. Come on, pal.
Cheer up. We did it!Copy !req
1044. We got Boo home.Copy !req
1045. Sure, we put the factory
in the toilet andCopy !req
1046. hundreds of people
will be out of work.Copy !req
1047. Not to mention the mob that will
come after us when there's no power,Copy !req
1048. but at least we had some laughs, right?Copy !req
1049. Laughs.Copy !req
1050. Is this thing on?
Hello? Hello? Testing.Copy !req
1051. Good evening. Nice to see you.Copy !req
1052. It's great to be here in your room.Copy !req
1053. Where are you from?Copy !req
1054. You're in kindergarten, right?
I love kindergarten.Copy !req
1055. Best three years of my life.Copy !req
1056. Of my life.
But I love sports.Copy !req
1057. Dodgeball was the best.
I was the fastest one out there.Copy !req
1058. Of course, I was the ball.Copy !req
1059. I was the ball, see...Copy !req
1060. All right.Copy !req
1061. Thanks a lot.
I'll be here all week.Copy !req
1062. Remember to tip your waitresses.Copy !req
1063. Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota
on the first kid of the day.Copy !req
1064. Not bad. Only somebody
with perfect comedic timingCopy !req
1065. could produce this much energy
in one shot.Copy !req
1066. And the fact that laughter
is ten times more powerful than screamCopy !req
1067. had nothing to do with it?Copy !req
1068. Googly bear, come here, you.Copy !req
1069. - Schmoopsie-pooh!
- Googly.Copy !req
1070. Girls, stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
1071. Michael, you're such a charmer.Copy !req
1072. Michael, you're such a charmer.Copy !req
1073. - Did you bring the magazine?
- A whole box.Copy !req
1074. Let me see it!Copy !req
1075. Sulley and I made the cover, right?Copy !req
1076. I don't believe it!Copy !req
1077. Googly bear.Copy !req
1078. I'm on the cover of a magazine!Copy !req
1079. This is great.Copy !req
1080. - Hey, Sulley.
- Hey, Mike.Copy !req
1081. - I was...
- There's something I want to show you.Copy !req
1082. Close your eyes. Follow me.Copy !req
1083. Come on. No peeking.Copy !req
1084. Keep coming, keep coming.Copy !req
1085. - Come on.
- Mike!Copy !req
1086. Follow the sultry sound of my voice.Copy !req
1087. OK, stop.Copy !req
1088. Open 'em.Copy !req
1089. Mike, is that...Copy !req
1090. Sorry it took so long, pal.Copy !req
1091. There was a lot of wood to go through.Copy !req
1092. It only works if you have every piece.Copy !req
1093. Boo?Copy !req
1094. Kitty!Copy !req