Monster House (2006)

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Mitchel Musso as Douglas 'DJ' Hartner (voice) • Sam Lerner as Chowder (voice) • Spencer Locke as Jenny Bennett (voice) • Steve Buscemi as Nebbercracker (voice) • Maggie Gyllenhaal as Zee (voice) • Kevin James as Officer Landers (voice) • Nick Cannon as Officer Lister (voice) • Mitchel Musso as DJ (voice) • Spencer Locke as Jenny (voice)

Monsters under the bed are scary enough, but what happens when an entire house is out to get you? Three teens aim to find out when they go up against a decrepit neighboring home and unlock its frightening secrets.......

United States of America • Fantasy • Animation • Comedy • Family

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1. Hello, fence.

2. Hello, leaves.

3. Hello, sky.

4. Get off my lawn!

5. Trespasser.

6. Do you want to be eaten alive?

7. - No. - Then get out of here!

8. My trike.

9. Stay away from my house!

10. - DJ! - We're gonna be late.

11. Yeah, Mom, I'm coming. I'm coming.

12. October 30th: another tricycle.

13. I'm coming.

14. Mom.

15. Mom, he did it again. He took another tricycle.

16. Okay, honey, we've talked about this.

17. You cannot stay up in your room all day...

18. staring at an old man through a telescope.

19. But, Mom, there's something wrong with that house.

20. I'm serious.

21. What was that?

22. I'm serious.

23. His voice sounds funny.

24. Someone is hitting puberty.

25. "What's happening to my body?" Right, buddy?

26. Maybe you should come with us.

27. Oh, the boy's too busy. He's got his spying to do.

28. I'm not spying-

29. Well...

30. "Well..." That's okay, buddy.

31. When I was your age, I did exactly the same thing.

32. Of course, it was with binoculars and involved the lovely Jensen twins.

33. Neither of which was as lovely as your beautiful mother.

34. Will you be an angel and help me bring out the incisor?

35. - The incisor. - Hold this.

36. Yeah, you don't wanna forget that.

37. Elizabeth will be here in a few hours.

38. If anything happens, call the police and hide.

39. He knows that.

40. See you tomorrow night.

41. - What have you done? - Just let me drive this thing, will you?

42. - Where is DJ? Where's DJ? - I'm fine.

43. You would be so happy if he was under the car, wouldn't you?

44. Sorry. It's hard to see with the mask on.

45. Then why don't you keep it off, Chowder?

46. Why did you put up your window?

47. - Chowder. - it's aerodynamic.

48. - Hi, DJ. - We've got to make time.

49. The children. The children.

50. - What children? - Bye-bye, baby.

51. - Tell him you love him, dear. - He knows that.

52. - Tell your son you love him. - I don't wanna tell him.

53. - He knows I love him. - He's your son.

54. - You have to say it. Roll it down. - We're gonna be late.

55. We both love you.

56. - That includes your dad. - That's right.

57. - He's had enough kisses. - Blow him a kiss.

58. - Blow him a kiss. - Goodbye.

59. Cheer up. It's almost Halloween.

60. In one day and three hours, it's candy time.

61. Okay?

62. - Check it out, I got a new ball. - Cool.

63. Oh, speaking of which, have you decided?

64. Skullzor or Crypt Keeper?

65. Chowder.

66. I don't think I'm going trick-or-treating this year.

67. What?

68. Come on, you're gonna break a six-year streak.

69. Yeah, six years of being jumped and egged.

70. Maybe I'm getting too grown-up.

71. Three seconds on the clock.

72. I'm playing basketball.

73. It's time for an in-your-face disgrace.

74. - Are you okay? - My nose is in my brains.

75. Let me see. Oh, my God.

76. - What? - You're a dork.

77. Where's my ball?

78. Oh, no.

79. - Sorry, man. - Wait, wait. DJ.

80. You're a grownup now, you go get it.

81. Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn.

82. It doesn't exist anymore.

83. I paid $28 for that ball.

84. I raked 10 yards and asked my mom for a dollar 26 times.

85. I never worked that hard in my life—

86. Nebbercracker hasn't come out yet.

87. - So? - So maybe he's sleeping.

88. All right, I'll do it.

89. I'll never forget this. Hurry, though.

90. Go.

91. You.

92. - No. - DJ, run!

93. Get the ball and run!

94. You're so close.

95. What have you done?

96. - Just nudge it over here. - I'm so sorry.

97. Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry. I didn't mean—

98. You are dead.

99. DJ, come on, come on!

100. - Chowder. - Come on, DJ.

101. Help. Chowder.

102. Help. Help.

103. - You think you can terrorize my lawn? - No, I'm sorry.

104. - You wanna be a dead person? - No. I love life.

105. This place is not a playground for children.

106. - Got it from now on. - This is my house!

107. Why can't you respect that?

108. Why can't you just stay away from—?