1. Hey, that's me! Dean.Copy !req
2. Dropping in on the wave
of my dreams!Copy !req
3. The most perfect thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
4. Sa-weet! I'm even better than
I really am! I could go pro!Copy !req
5. Wait, my sister? What gives Jan? This
is my dream! Look out, goofy foot!Copy !req
6. Whoa! Focus, focus!Copy !req
7. No!Copy !req
8. Wiped out.Copy !req
9. Why can't I just be a great surfer?
What am I missing?Copy !req
10. Why can't I just... Why
can't I just... SNORESCopy !req
11. Why can't you just stop snoring,
goofy foot!Copy !req
12. Ah! Hey, Jan. Are we there yet?Copy !req
13. Duh. That's why I woke you up.Copy !req
14. Get my board!Copy !req
15. I'm not your slave.
And don't flick my lobe!Copy !req
16. Look, That must be the way
to the beach!Copy !req
17. "Beach closed. Dangerous undertow.
Treacherous riptide.Copy !req
18. High waves. Stinging jellyfish. No
swimming, no surfing, no fun. Get lost."Copy !req
19. Really, Dean?Copy !req
20. This is where you wanna spend
our Summer Vacation?Copy !req
21. I think I'd rather be stuck
at work with Mum.Copy !req
22. Why didn't you choose to go to
Fiji with our cousins?Copy !req
23. Because Uncle Woody is fun.
And it was my turn to pick!Copy !req
24. Besides, it's gotta be fake.
You know Uncle Woody,Copy !req
25. and the locals put that there
to keep the non-surfers out.Copy !req
26. And where's Uncle Woody, Dean?
He was supposed to meet us.Copy !req
27. Relax Jan.
You know what Woody's like.Copy !req
28. He's probably waiting for us
on the other side anyway.Copy !req
29. See? It's safe.
Don't be such a chicken, Janny.Copy !req
30. I bet you wouldn't be such a chicken
if Ritchie O'Donnell was here!Copy !req
31. Oh! You're dead meat!Copy !req
32. See? I told you it was safe.Copy !req
33. Ow!
Hey, Check it out.Copy !req
34. Hello? Anybody home?Copy !req
35. I think it's the maid's
decade off.Copy !req
36. It's creepy.Copy !req
37. This whole place is creepy.Copy !req
38. Argh!Copy !req
39. Keep that ugly thing away
from me!Copy !req
40. Relax, Jan.
It's just a tiki souvenir.Copy !req
41. I found a whole stack of them back there.
Put it back, Dean!Copy !req
42. Sheesh, you need
to lighten up, sis.Copy !req
43. Welcome to
Butterfield's Surf City!Copy !req
44. It's a like a day at the beach
with all the comforts of home!Copy !req
45. In Surf City you can ride a
radical wave without getting wet!Copy !req
46. Get brown as a nut while you're
eating at the Tan-n-Taco! MUNCHINGCopy !req
47. Sit on the beach and wax your
board in air-conditioned comfort!Copy !req
48. Learn to speak "surf-cool"Copy !req
49. with our founder, Francis B
Butterfield, the third!Copy !req
50. "Hit the beach!"
"Bo-dacious, dude."I'm the Big Kahuna!"Copy !req
51. Well, Mr. Butterfield, sir, it
looks like another record-breaking day...Copy !req
52. at Surf Cit...
I'm bored.Copy !req
53. Er, excuse me, sir?
This is all boring. I'm bored.Copy !req
54. You're bored and most importantly,
Hodad, They're bored.Copy !req
55. I'm bored, sir?
Boring, Hodad. You're boring.Copy !req
56. How many resorts
have I now built, Hodad?Copy !req
57. Er, with the grand opening of Surf
City Kyrgyzstan next month, Sir,Copy !req
58. I believe that makes forty-three!Copy !req
59. And what would one find different
about those forty-three parks?Copy !req
60. Well, we do find we need a higher
lifeguard to patron ratio...Copy !req
61. at Surf City Tibet, Sir.
You're not hearing me, Hodad.Copy !req
62. Do you know who they have minding the
playground at Wonderland Beijing?Copy !req
63. Bears. ROARS SCREAMINGCopy !req
64. Look, this whole Bogus surfer thing
is a license to print money,Copy !req
65. but they are getting bored,
Hodad.Copy !req
66. Market expectations are
changing, people want... Bears?Copy !req
67. What? No! Something different.Copy !req
68. And you are gonna go find it for me.Copy !req
69. I am, sir? Because I don't
do well in warm weather climes,Copy !req
70. I'm very susceptible to
heat rash and my allergies.Copy !req
71. Something different.
Somewhere different!Copy !req
72. Ever heard of Iki-Iki island, Hodad?
Er...Copy !req
73. Neither have I, Hodad,
neither have I.Copy !req
74. Uncle Woody'll be here.Copy !req
75. You said that two hours ago.Copy !req
76. And an hour ago. And
half an hour— CHUCKLESCopy !req
77. Jan! Dean!Copy !req
78. How are you, grommets?Copy !req
79. I thought you were
coming in tomorrow.Copy !req
80. Jan thought you'd forgotten us.
You're such an embarrassment.Copy !req
81. Stop flicking me!
No way!Copy !req
82. How could I forget my favorite little
gromms, man? I just had to er...Copy !req
83. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Dudes,
it's just I live on island time.Copy !req
84. Let's roll out to the ol' surf shack.Copy !req
85. Local point of interest,
over to the left, you'll see...Copy !req
86. Uh, I've never seen that before.Copy !req
87. Okay, over to the right,
the local campground.Copy !req
88. Where people camp, uh,
on the ground.Copy !req
89. This island is trashed!Copy !req
90. Who would live in a place
like this?Copy !req
91. What was that? Ah, it's just
some of the locals, man,Copy !req
92. they like to burn a bit of rubber now
and again. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
93. You live in a shack.
It's an actual shack.Copy !req
94. Sa-weet! I've always wanted
to live in a cubby!Copy !req
95. Hey, this ain't ya ordinary shack,
little lady. It's totally pimped!Copy !req
96. I mean its got ummm... tennis courts.
Private gymnasium.Copy !req
97. I don't really have time to get in there
as much as I'd like to these days.Copy !req
98. Oh, and over there the
pool moi amigos... GROANSCopy !req
99. Yeh yah, probably time
for its spring clean, dudes.Copy !req
100. And this, this is
the "Pièce de résistance."Copy !req
101. That's Spanish for awesome.Copy !req
102. Super sweet!
But don't put the boards away!Copy !req
103. Let's go down
and surf the break!Copy !req
104. Actually I was wondering if you could give
me a few pointers. It's been a while.Copy !req
105. Uh, well, grommets, the beach,
is, uh, it's dangerous.Copy !req
106. Bad surf.
Ha! You're nuts!Copy !req
107. I can see the break from here.
Yeah, looks really great!Copy !req
108. No! Stay off that beach!Copy !req
109. But the beach is
the whole reason we came here.Copy !req
110. I'm sorry, gromms.Copy !req
111. Monster, I mean "Mondo" Beach,
is bogus. It's a bad break.Copy !req
112. Enough with my angry face.Copy !req
113. There's a great beach
on the other side of the island.Copy !req
114. I'll take you there tomorrow.Copy !req
115. Who needs grindage? How 'bout some
of my classic surfer burritos?Copy !req
116. Oh! The ones with fresh pineapple
and mango salsa? Bring it on!Copy !req
117. Monster Beach?Copy !req
118. Jan? You awake?Copy !req
119. What gives, goofy foot?Copy !req
120. Shhhh! I think Uncle Woody
just snuck out.Copy !req
121. This place sucks. I've been bitten
by every bug on the island.Copy !req
122. Why couldn't you
have chosen FIJI!Copy !req
123. Check out the break!
Huh?Copy !req
124. Wow. Why wouldn't he let us surf here?
It's the best I've ever seen.Copy !req
125. Let's find him and ask.Copy !req
126. Hey kid, so nice to meet ya Hey
kid you're as white as a sheepCopy !req
127. You got to look at your face says
you never see the place like thisCopy !req
128. Hey, kids
Don't go where he saidCopy !req
129. Come here
Ain't you the sweetestCopy !req
130. The moon is bright
It's a beautiful nightCopy !req
131. I'll take you down to the sand
if you take my handCopy !req
132. Never gets old, that one.Copy !req
133. Monster beach
We got some out-of-townersCopy !req
134. Monster beach
Mighty glad you're hereCopy !req
135. It's been a while since
we did our welcome speechCopy !req
136. Where the living's easy
Monster beachCopy !req
137. Even though it's queezyCopy !req
138. Monster beachCopy !req
139. Say you need a place
to unwindCopy !req
140. If you got a lot
on your mindCopy !req
141. It's great therapy
You should have seen me beforeCopy !req
142. Come on, go surfing with us
And if you come for a dipCopy !req
143. It's a monster's rip
You better know how to swimCopy !req
144. You don't want to be
savedby him LAUGHINGCopy !req
145. Monster beach
It's a hidden treasureCopy !req
146. Monster beach
We got lots of leisureCopy !req
147. Come have
some mouth-watering treatsCopy !req
148. Eat!
Monster beachCopy !req
149. Monster beach
What he saidCopy !req
150. Welcome to our Monster Pacific
Even the plank is monster-ificCopy !req
151. Please come hang here
We're terrific and freeCopy !req
152. Monster beachCopy !req
153. That was awesome.Copy !req
154. Rommets? You here?Copy !req
155. Stay back, Surf Monster! You won't eat me!
Here, eat my sister.Copy !req
156. Chillax. Nobody's getting eaten.Copy !req
157. I don't think. No, no eating.Copy !req
158. Anyway, we need to talk.Copy !req
159. This vacation just
gets better and better.Copy !req
160. So, let me get this straight. You own a
beach full of monsters who like to surf?Copy !req
161. You know, "monster"
has such a negative connotation.Copy !req
162. Yeah, cuz they're monsters!
They eat people!Copy !req
163. Fiji doesn't have any monsters!Copy !req
164. Yeah, look man, I was hoping you'd
sorta warm-up to the whole monsters...Copy !req
165. at the beach thing.Copy !req
166. It's pretty cool, actually.Copy !req
167. Really it's more hot.
Tropical and all.Copy !req
168. But hey, you should get to know them!
They're good people.Copy !req
169. Well, they're not really people.Copy !req
170. Anyone who surfs
can't be all bad.Copy !req
171. Unless they want to eat your brain!Copy !req
172. They don't eat brains. Mutt was
scared to death of you guys.Copy !req
173. Folks see monsters and form mobs
chase 'em out of town.Copy !req
174. They're usually not treated very
well by, you know, normal dudes.Copy !req
175. That's okay. We're not normal.Copy !req
176. And not everyone normal
is a dude, man.Copy !req
177. Look, I wanted a nice, relaxed vacation
at a resort that has room service.Copy !req
178. Like normal people.
Is that too much to ask?Copy !req
179. Okay, okay so none of this
is totally normal, right.Copy !req
180. But normal is boring, man.Copy !req
181. Monster Beach
wasn't always like this.Copy !req
182. Uncle woody: Goin' way back,
I came here to Icki-Icki IslandCopy !req
183. chasing my endless summer.Copy !req
184. But as soon as I saw that break,
man, it was the best in the world.Copy !req
185. The beach belonged
to King Aina Haina,Copy !req
186. The last of a long line of proud
rulers of Icki-Icki Island.Copy !req
187. He was a pretty cool man, man.Copy !req
188. I taught him how to surf and
he taught me how to find my...Copy !req
189. "subconscious dude."Copy !req
190. Anyway, The King had a son,
Knuttamutta.Copy !req
191. His subconscious dude,
well it was pretty bogus.Copy !req
192. He wasn't interested in
the island ways, man,Copy !req
193. all he ever thought about
was how much...Copy !req
194. he couldn't wait
to be the big kahuna himself.Copy !req
195. This worried King Aina Haina,Copy !req
196. so he sent him away to larn
the meaning of "responsibility"Copy !req
197. Did it work? Uncle woody: Nah
man, Knutt studied law...Copy !req
198. sued his father for everything.Copy !req
199. But he never did
give up the island.Copy !req
200. And when the time came for King Aina
to go to that big break in the sky,Copy !req
201. well, he handed the beach to the
only guy left here on the island.Copy !req
202. Yours truly dude. Years later
an enraged Knutt came back.Copy !req
203. Found the place populated with
me and mah surf'n buddies here.Copy !req
204. He tried to use magic to curse me
and take ownership of the islandCopy !req
205. but instead he accidently cursed the
beach and everybody on it except me.Copy !req
206. But how come
you weren't cursed too?Copy !req
207. Because of this.Copy !req
208. This Idol,
it's the tiki deed to the beach.Copy !req
209. As rightful owner it protects me
from Knutt's magic.Copy !req
210. Where's Knutt now?Copy !req
211. You don't have to worry,
lil' dude.Copy !req
212. See, even Knutt himself wasn't immune
from the effects of his curse.Copy !req
213. Self-imposed exile, man.
It's a downer.Copy !req
214. See, now what you've gone
and done is spoil the best partCopy !req
215. and I really do hate it
when things get spoilt!Copy !req
216. Little people?
Arrived on Monster Beach?Copy !req
217. I think Woody's
brought in reinforcements!Copy !req
218. If it wasn't already bad enough with that
current stock of cursed beach bums...Copy !req
219. now he's inviting more!Copy !req
220. I never understood
what Daddy saw in that loafer.Copy !req
221. This Island should be mine.
Mine, mine, mine!Copy !req
222. If I only knew
where he hid that idol!Copy !req
223. Then my magic
would work a charm.Copy !req
224. I could reverse
this wretched curse,Copy !req
225. and rid this island of that
Soggy bottomed dunderhead!Copy !req
226. Shhhhh! Wait a moment.Copy !req
227. Describe these little people.Copy !req
228. Children. They're children!
They must be relatives.Copy !req
229. Oh. Oh! This is too good!Copy !req
230. Just as all those years ago, Woody tricked
my poor Daddy into turning against me,Copy !req
231. I'm going to trick his family
into turning on him!Copy !req
232. GIBBERISH I shall drive
them all off this islandCopy !req
233. and force them to accept me as the
rightful King of Icki-Icki island!Copy !req
234. What's that, poppa?
Yes, yes, of course.Copy !req
235. I plan to make you very proud.Copy !req
236. Daddy, I want you
to be proud of meCopy !req
237. I'm gonna be the son
that you wanted meCopy !req
238. To be but DaddyCopy !req
239. I got to do things
my own wayCopy !req
240. Let me off the leashCopy !req
241. To carve my own kneesCopy !req
242. Into the faces of my enemiesCopy !req
243. Cast them to the bottom of
the Seven SeasCopy !req
244. And I will crush them
and defeat themCopy !req
245. I will mash them and
let's meet them, you'll seeCopy !req
246. Daddy, understand
this is a different timeCopy !req
247. The problem you faced back
then are not like mineCopy !req
248. Not today but DaddyCopy !req
249. This whole island
has gone apartCopy !req
250. And before you say that's
because I cursed itCopy !req
251. It's definitely notCopy !req
252. So let's bury the hatchetCopy !req
253. Into the helmets
of my enemiesCopy !req
254. And I will chop them
till they fall like treesCopy !req
255. Those kids, my key to glory I will use them
to restore me I'll speak my children morelyCopy !req
256. I'm a cheatCopy !req
257. Yes.Copy !req
258. Finally
You'll be proud of meCopy !req
259. Or I will sink this silent
into the seaCopy !req
260. Now bring me those kids.Copy !req
261. Okay, beached whales!
Monster Beach is now open!Copy !req
262. Is he like suggesting we get in
that like,Copy !req
263. what do you call it?
Like water.Copy !req
264. Like ew!Copy !req
265. So, I've kept my word
to the Big KahunaCopy !req
266. and taken care of Monster Beach.Copy !req
267. Monsters on a monster break.
Sa-weet.Copy !req
268. Monsters? Oh, yeah, it's,
it's monstery but cool.Copy !req
269. I was kinda hoping you two would
learn to love it the way that I do.Copy !req
270. I'm a looong way
from loving any of this.Copy !req
271. C'mon, gromms, stop watchin'
and start carvin'!Copy !req
272. Surf's up!Copy !req
273. If I were a better surfer,
I'd be liking this more.Copy !req
274. Hey lil' man, it's cool.Copy !req
275. My monstery buddies
can give you some pointers.Copy !req
276. Why don't you get outta
the sun before you melt?Copy !req
277. Never mind her man.
That's widget!Copy !req
278. Shaka-nar-nar, brah! Whoa dude!Copy !req
279. Who are your little buddies?
He's riding backwards!Copy !req
280. Yeah, that's why he's called Brain Freeze.
Oh, and that's Amphibia!Copy !req
281. Hola, Woody!Copy !req
282. Nice hat.
Uh, that's her hair.Copy !req
283. Does it always get this crowded?
Not if order is Main-Tained!Copy !req
284. Uh, thanks, Lost Patrol,
for taking charge.Copy !req
285. Good-to-go, commander!Copy !req
286. Aroow!Copy !req
287. The Mutt!Copy !req
288. Whoa, hey, watch it, wave dog!Copy !req
289. Hey, take a chill pill, Mutt.Copy !req
290. This is my nephew.Copy !req
291. I was kinda hoping you'd show
the little guy the...Copy !req
292. "way of the monster style."Copy !req
293. Monster style?Copy !req
294. This place is like something out
of an old horror movie.Copy !req
295. Well, at least the
bugs aren't so bad.Copy !req
296. Argh!Copy !req
297. Widget, I know you're a monster,
but why do you live here?Copy !req
298. Oh! I can't hear you.Copy !req
299. Must have water in my ears.Copy !req
300. Aaaaah!Copy !req
301. Whoa, I'm losing it!Copy !req
302. You've got potential,
little crusher.Copy !req
303. But you've got to unleash the
inner monster, little Kahuna.Copy !req
304. Fine. But how am I supposed to do that?
It's easy, watch.Copy !req
305. Monster Style!Copy !req
306. But I can't do that! You only
think you can't do that.Copy !req
307. The answer, therefore,
is not to think.Copy !req
308. I've got night watch. Aloha!
Later, LP.Copy !req
309. What does he "watch" for?
Night, I guess.Copy !req
310. I dig this place, cool break,
monster dudes, sunset beach party.Copy !req
311. You're mental, goofy foot.
Monster Beach? Really?Copy !req
312. This rotting, awful place
is just a freakshow!Copy !req
313. You're such a pain all the time!Copy !req
314. It's our vacation! We're here!
Deal with it!Copy !req
315. You ruined my whole summer!
I'm stuck here because of you!Copy !req
316. Whoa, gromms, chill! You're scarin' me.
And I'm a monster.Copy !req
317. She okay? Sometimes Jan
just doesn't get it.Copy !req
318. A good joke might cheer her up.
What's gray and white and can't surf?Copy !req
319. Dunno.Copy !req
320. A parking garage.Copy !req
321. I thought you said a good joke.Copy !req
322. Harsh. Look, the vibe here
can mess with your head.Copy !req
323. Give her time.
But you, crusher, you get it.Copy !req
324. With a little training,
some of my tutoring,Copy !req
325. you could really bring it.Copy !req
326. You mean you can teach me about
unlocking my inner surf monster?Copy !req
327. He totally can! Brain Freeze taught
me to be fierce with that water!Copy !req
328. To go Monster style!Copy !req
329. Who was that? GASPS Tourists.Copy !req
330. I can't understand a thing you're saying.
Stop babbling, Hodad!Copy !req
331. You're not coming home until
you tell me about that island.Copy !req
332. But, sir, you don't
want this island. Why?Copy !req
333. Well, sir, if you could see this
place for yourself. SCREAMSCopy !req
334. I have and I love it!Copy !req
335. You, you do?
Wait, how did you get here?Copy !req
336. My luxury yacht.Copy !req
337. I asked you to find me something
different, Hodad. Something unique.Copy !req
338. This is a beach populated with real
living surfing monsters. It's perfect!Copy !req
339. Twilight fallCopy !req
340. Night bird cawCopy !req
341. Sing your song of mysteryCopy !req
342. Soon you secret will be...Copy !req
343. known to everybodyCopy !req
344. And the whole moon flock
will come to seeCopy !req
345. Bag that up for me, would you, Hodad?Copy !req
346. It's an island with the smile and groove
of ghouls greeting guests in the gateCopy !req
347. But they won't be eating brains, they'll
be trained Wait a minute, they'll behaveCopy !req
348. A mysterious invention
into mysteyCopy !req
349. Do it with
professional consistencyCopy !req
350. And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at allCopy !req
351. See, it's a mighty nice slice of
paradise but it ain't weather-proofCopy !req
352. It will be even more prestine with
a little lick of paint and a roofCopy !req
353. There ain't no problem
that a little bit of mini golfCopy !req
354. And a tiny unbrella
in a drink can't solveCopy !req
355. And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at allCopy !req
356. What could be better
than a Monster BeachCopy !req
357. A Monster Beach themed
Monster BeachCopy !req
358. I put the creatures in the people's
beach Folks can only dreamCopy !req
359. But I have seen it
I just have to theme itCopy !req
360. So get every bit of
frills and fun in meCopy !req
361. Once we got all that money
We will scare them awayCopy !req
362. And I wouldn't need
to change a thingCopy !req
363. I wouldn't rearrange a thingCopy !req
364. And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at allCopy !req
365. Except for that.Copy !req
366. Tomorrow Hodad, we find out
who owns this island...Copy !req
367. and we buy it!Copy !req
368. That's it, Grommit!
You're improving.Copy !req
369. So, what's the secret
to Monster Style?Copy !req
370. The secret is nothing.Copy !req
371. Nothing? Yeah, I mean you gotta
totally let go to let it out.Copy !req
372. Stop holding back
and out comes the inner monster.Copy !req
373. So practice doing nothing.Copy !req
374. Do nothing.Copy !req
375. Woah, woah, woah!Copy !req
376. That wasn't nothing, crusher.
That was "wiping out."Copy !req
377. It's hard being a monster.Copy !req
378. Uh, tell me about it.Copy !req
379. I can't even see through my hair
most of the time.Copy !req
380. Uh, hello? Excuse me?Copy !req
381. We were wondering
if you have any rooms available?Copy !req
382. Oh, ah... a roo,
how did you get in there?Copy !req
383. Game, Teddles want to play game.
I'm loosing patience, Hodad.Copy !req
384. Sorry, we've had
a rather, "overwhelming" dayCopy !req
385. and we... GRUNTS You go first!Copy !req
386. I spy with my little eye,
something start with...Copy !req
387. "T"!
I give up.Copy !req
388. Trailer. I go again. I spy
something starting with "T".Copy !req
389. Gee, I dunno. Trailer?Copy !req
390. You cheat! Teddles
get nother turn.Copy !req
391. I spy with my little eye,
something start with "T".Copy !req
392. Give up? Trailer.
I go again, I spy...Copy !req
393. something
starting with "T".Copy !req
394. Trailer.
Teddles get nother turn.Copy !req
395. So, as you can see despite being cursed
everyone has sort of adjusted to life here.Copy !req
396. They're safe in the sun.Copy !req
397. Which is more than I can
say for the food. GASPSCopy !req
398. What is that?Copy !req
399. Ahhh... "Hey Madgey?
What flavour is this"!Copy !req
400. Wha, I dunno let me see.Copy !req
401. Chicken and Fish balls
with gravy circa 199...Copy !req
402. What? You don't like it?Copy !req
403. Mummy's boy, fix da Mutt
something else, wouldya honey?Copy !req
404. He don like his breakfast.Copy !req
405. Pro tip, Gromms.Copy !req
406. No matter how much
you might hate the food here,Copy !req
407. never, ever tell the chef!Copy !req
408. Nah, nah nah, man, I, I, I LOVE it.Copy !req
409. Everybody,Copy !req
410. the, the food is g-great,
isn't it, guys?Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. Down the gullet, lil' man, same time!Copy !req
413. My brother,
the little monster.Copy !req
414. Something the matter, Hodad?Copy !req
415. Er, no, nothing,
just mild scoliosis likely...Copy !req
416. due to fanning you last night
as you slept, sir.Copy !req
417. The air con was out, Hodad.Copy !req
418. Yes sir... Argh!Copy !req
419. Er, excuse me, madam,Copy !req
420. it appears someone has misplaced
their eyeball in my tea.Copy !req
421. You okay, Jan?
As okay as I can be.Copy !req
422. I get why goofy foot likes this place.
But maybe it's not for me.Copy !req
423. Jan-O, do you remember
when you were little?Copy !req
424. You were more of a monster
than your bro.Copy !req
425. I was?
Totally. You were a handful.Copy !req
426. But you were fun
and "in the moment."Copy !req
427. You need more of that
in your life.Copy !req
428. Besides, these monsters are people, too.
Or they used to be.Copy !req
429. And you used to be a monster.Copy !req
430. You know what I'm trying to say?
No. Bummer.Copy !req
431. I was hopin' you could tell me. I
think you're saying to just chill...Copy !req
432. and give
these "people" a chance.Copy !req
433. Wow. I'm really deep sometimes.Copy !req
434. I thought this place
would be...Copy !req
435. a sun-soaked wonderlandCopy !req
436. Teenagers frolick to
the sounds of a surfing landCopy !req
437. But as soon as I arrivedCopy !req
438. I started fearing for
my lifeCopy !req
439. This holiday's a nightmare
that won't end CRYINGCopy !req
440. I think they build this place
out of all of my bad dreamsCopy !req
441. You put your ear to a shell and
you just hear horrible screamsCopy !req
442. And the cook
should get the sackCopy !req
443. Even the seagulls
send food backCopy !req
444. I hate this place I hate
this place I hate this placeCopy !req
445. And that guy's starting
to smellCopy !req
446. She really hates it She
really hates it GRUNTSCopy !req
447. She's revolting and
he just looks unwellCopy !req
448. She really hates it
She really, really hates itCopy !req
449. She's half girl half troutCopy !req
450. I guess I'm the odd one outCopy !req
451. I hate this place
I can't believe itCopy !req
452. I hate this place
I hate this placeCopy !req
453. How could you hate
a place like thisCopy !req
454. It's easy
The friendlinessCopy !req
455. And queezy
Whatever you be questioningCopy !req
456. Just leave me be
Just leave her beCopy !req
457. When the moon comes out
at nightCopy !req
458. You know it's
not gonna be alrightCopy !req
459. I hate this place!
She hates itCopy !req
460. I hate this place...
She hates itCopy !req
461. I hate this place! She hates
it I hate this place!Copy !req
462. I hate this place...
I hate this place!Copy !req
463. Ha! I got one.Copy !req
464. Sir, I got one.Copy !req
465. Dean? Dean? Are you there?Copy !req
466. There.Copy !req
467. Ah, good-to-go, Mutt.
Thanks for the quick lube.Copy !req
468. That'll keep your brain-cage
firing on all cylinders.Copy !req
469. Dean, Uncle Woody says it's almost
time for... Woah, dig your place.Copy !req
470. Part garage, part dog house.
What's under here?Copy !req
471. Our beach beaters. Dad used to fix cars.
Jan loves them.Copy !req
472. Or at least, she used to.
Wanna go for a ride?Copy !req
473. LP, go get the Freeze-man. Last
one to the volcan-o is lame-o!Copy !req
474. Grrrr!Copy !req
475. What? I mean I was never one for kids
but these are the ugliest children...Copy !req
476. I have ever seen.Copy !req
477. You! Small hairy child,
what is your name?Copy !req
478. Do you have
any idea who I am?Copy !req
479. No, that's precisely
what I'm trying to establish.Copy !req
480. Who do you think you are?
I asked you first.Copy !req
481. Same time?Copy !req
482. One. Two... three!Copy !req
483. Knutt! True King
of Icki-Icki Is... Awww.Copy !req
484. King?Copy !req
485. Gragh!Copy !req
486. Fantastic. Just fantastic.Copy !req
487. Isn't that special, Hodad?
Really special, sir.Copy !req
488. My head of entertainment can never
manage to put together a tropical show this
amusing.Copy !req
489. And I love your workspace.Copy !req
490. Always intimidate others
with your presentation, I say.Copy !req
491. That is the idea.Copy !req
492. See now, King Knutt,Copy !req
493. you may just be the man
I've been looking for...Copy !req
494. You know that derelict, monster
infested mud flat down there...Copy !req
495. well ah, I was thinking
of making you an offer for it.Copy !req
496. We have a guest. Refreshments!Copy !req
497. You mean the place
they call Monster, Beach?Copy !req
498. Beach. Sure, whatever
you whimsical natives call it.Copy !req
499. See being a "King",
would it be correct to assumeCopy !req
500. that this particular beach
belongs to youCopy !req
501. and that, should
that indeed be the case,Copy !req
502. you, as the proprietor
could indeed sell it to me?Copy !req
503. Why, yes.Copy !req
504. I can sell you that beach.Copy !req
505. But what is in the deal for me?Copy !req
506. Well, the money and...Copy !req
507. I'll uh, make you
the official chief of Surf City!Copy !req
508. Hold on. Did you say you'd officially
make me the "Chief" of a...Copy !req
509. city?Copy !req
510. And I was going to settle for
being king of a deadbeat island.Copy !req
511. Not just any city. Surf city!Copy !req
512. You just have to sign this contract
bestowing a few things to me,Copy !req
513. approving some permits, it's all
very technical boring stuffCopy !req
514. and of course, er,
protecting your interests.Copy !req
515. You surely, don't think
I'm that stupid.Copy !req
516. I'll get my legal team
give this the once-over.Copy !req
517. That's it,
sign away all your rights.Copy !req
518. Very well...
Now, we dance!Copy !req
519. Big Chief! Big Chief
Finally I'm the Big ChiefCopy !req
520. Excellent, now as you would've
noted in section 235A...Copy !req
521. I'm going to need some form of
formal deed to seal the deal.Copy !req
522. You er, will provide that,
I am sure...Copy !req
523. Excuse me, the deed?
You do have the deed?Copy !req
524. Uh, yes, yes, yes,
yes of course.Copy !req
525. I have it in a very secret place.Copy !req
526. Might just take me a couple
of days to "retrieve it".Copy !req
527. I like secrets.
So long as only I know them.Copy !req
528. Hodad!Copy !req
529. I'll give you 7 days, Knutt.Copy !req
530. I'll be back then to collect
my deed or the deal is off.Copy !req
531. Daddy always said.Copy !req
532. If you want something done
right, do it yourself...Copy !req
533. Hey, whatcha got, dawg?Copy !req
534. More than you, blondie!Copy !req
535. Gonna win this race Monster Style!Copy !req
536. You drive. What? Seriously?
I don't have a license.Copy !req
537. Use mine. It's a dog license.
And it's 20 years out of date!Copy !req
538. Don't worry, I wont tell anyone.Copy !req
539. Just let go
and drive like a monster,Copy !req
540. I gotta get some air.Copy !req
541. I don't know
why this feels so good!Copy !req
542. Sa-weet!
I'm a road monster!Copy !req
543. Now that was a totally
monster style win, Jan.Copy !req
544. Love this view.Copy !req
545. I never realised
it was so beautiful.Copy !req
546. Sometimes all you gotta do
is take a step back, Jan.Copy !req
547. See things from a
different perspective.Copy !req
548. Hmm. Now, how to get a deed.Copy !req
549. You wicked things!Copy !req
550. But no, no, no...Copy !req
551. far too barbaric.Copy !req
552. No, we are going to use...Copy !req
553. magic!Copy !req
554. Now, charm her with your eyes!Copy !req
555. Super sa-weet!Copy !req
556. Does he...
Shh. Dude is an artiste.Copy !req
557. Or a monster tiste?
Best to let him do his thing.Copy !req
558. Nice. A board to bring
out your inner monster.Copy !req
559. Can you make me one?
Hey!Copy !req
560. Can you make both of us one?
For sure.Copy !req
561. Mutt here already helped me cut the
blanks for your monster boards.Copy !req
562. You gotta help me shape 'em.
Coolio?Copy !req
563. Absolutely!Copy !req
564. I got all my surfing here
It's on my bedroom wallCopy !req
565. Looking down on me expectedly
I want to show them allCopy !req
566. 'Cause I know everything that
you can know about the surfCopy !req
567. I've been dreaming of the perfect tube
ride since the moment of my birthCopy !req
568. But when I get out thereCopy !req
569. I just can't compareCopy !req
570. To these monster freaksCopy !req
571. How they ride
those foamy peaksCopy !req
572. Get off of my ear
you monsterCopy !req
573. Get off of my ear
you monsterCopy !req
574. When I find it I'll stop trying
to catch the perfect waveCopy !req
575. I'll let the wave catch meCopy !req
576. That's the way to surf
monsterouslyCopy !req
577. Monster style, monster styleCopy !req
578. Now you get it, kidCopy !req
579. Monster style, monster styleCopy !req
580. Get off on your end,
you monsterCopy !req
581. Do it just like usCopy !req
582. Get off on your end,
you monsterCopy !req
583. You're thinking way too muchCopy !req
584. Get up on the board
and loose your mindCopy !req
585. Just check out for a whileCopy !req
586. That's the way
to surfing monster's styleCopy !req
587. What do you mean you are
having problems with the workers?Copy !req
588. You're like that stress induced rash of
yours, Hodad, irritating and totally useless!Copy !req
589. Oh no, sir. I did have some
problems with the er,Copy !req
590. some union issues sir,
but I can assure...Copy !req
591. it's all sorted out.Copy !req
592. We are right on
schedule for phase 2, sir.Copy !req
593. You really should come down here
and see it for yourself...Copy !req
594. I have...Copy !req
595. Yes, sir! Well, I think this
calls for a little celebration.Copy !req
596. Look, I even got your favourite
little umbrella!Copy !req
597. Celebrate? GLASS BREAKING
Just make sure everythingCopy !req
598. is ready for the big day
tomorrow, Hodad.Copy !req
599. It's time to turn Monster Beach
into Monster Beach TM!Copy !req
600. You trademarked the beach, sir?
Of course I did.Copy !req
601. Now. Lets go pick up my deed.Copy !req
602. CHUCKLING I'm so glad we
came here, Uncle Woody.Copy !req
603. Best-vacation-ever.Copy !req
604. Alright, my fellow Compadres,
surfers, monsters and uh...Copy !req
605. Whatever it is you're
classified as Boogie.Copy !req
606. I like to say something.Copy !req
607. It has been
most "privalegous"...Copy !req
608. to have been the caretaker
of Monster Beach...Copy !req
609. since the passing of my buddy,Copy !req
610. the great king aina haina.Copy !req
611. But as you some of you may
or may not know,Copy !req
612. something happened to me
some months back.Copy !req
613. Something really deep
and profound man...Copy !req
614. But I forgot what it was...
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
615. My parakeet died, man!Copy !req
616. I loved that parakeet!Copy !req
617. One day he just dropped straight
off his perch for no reason.Copy !req
618. Or maybe there was that little
dude used to party pretty hard...Copy !req
619. but the point was man,
"what would happen...Copy !req
620. if without warning, I fell off
my "metaphorical perch", man?Copy !req
621. I'm glad you like it here, JanCopy !req
622. Because, well, my plan is
to give you kids Monster Beach.Copy !req
623. Give us the beach?
That's right.Copy !req
624. This place is special
and it needs a guardian.Copy !req
625. Someone to act on behalf of the these
guys with the rest of the world.Copy !req
626. But, Uncle Woody,
you're not leaving, are you?Copy !req
627. Nah. I don't think so.Copy !req
628. Uh, nope.
Not for a long time, I hope.Copy !req
629. But it's time for me to let a new
generation take care of this place.Copy !req
630. Nah, forget it, dudes.Copy !req
631. I'm happy to announce
that my little gromms...Copy !req
632. Jan and Dean
are now official members...Copy !req
633. of the Monster Beach Beach Club!Copy !req
634. Goofy foot.Copy !req
635. Yes.Copy !req
636. I will bring the deed
to King Knut.Copy !req
637. I will bring the deed
to King Knut.Copy !req
638. Oh. And you have,
thank-you very much.Copy !req
639. Thank you, little girl,Copy !req
640. please go away nowCopy !req
641. and do whatever
it is little girls do!Copy !req
642. Monster Beach is now, mine!Copy !req
643. Ours, actually. CHUCKLING Yes!Copy !req
644. Yes of course. Of course.Copy !req
645. And this means,
that once you build this city...Copy !req
646. I will be the Big Chief.Copy !req
647. Knutt, a city
like you've never seen before.Copy !req
648. Yeah!Copy !req
649. Well, nice dealing with you,
Nutso.Copy !req
650. But I'll be needing you to clear out of my
office so as to give the decorators
some space.Copy !req
651. What? Your office?Copy !req
652. But I'm The Big Chief!Copy !req
653. Yes, you are...Copy !req
654. the Big Chief Entertainer
at the Monster Beach...Copy !req
655. Trademark.
Nightly beach party.Copy !req
656. Read your contract.Copy !req
657. Outrageous!Copy !req
658. I shall curse you!Copy !req
659. What?Copy !req
660. But... I... Take your
act on the road, Chief!Copy !req
661. Hodad, make sure you lock up
this place up nice and tight!Copy !req
662. Okay, beached whales!Copy !req
663. Monster beach is now open?Copy !req
664. Excuse me,
is the eyeball soup gluten free?Copy !req
665. Because, I'm intolerant...Copy !req
666. Um, is the rat burger
free range?Copy !req
667. Um, I asked for a No-foam, 130
degrees, nonfat, freetrade barfacino?Copy !req
668. Hiya dudes and dudettes, welcome
to Brain Freeze's surf shack.Copy !req
669. To surf the break,
you'll need a boardCopy !req
670. and we have a wide
range available...Copy !req
671. staring from just $800 and up...Copy !req
672. What's that?
I forget, what I'm saying.Copy !req
673. Oops!
Brain Freeze's...Copy !req
674. Oh, dude. Not cool!Copy !req
675. They won't stop!Copy !req
676. Uncle Woody, what's going on?
I don't know, little dudes.Copy !req
677. But I'm gonna find out.
Amphibia. Whats going on?Copy !req
678. I have no idea.Copy !req
679. I wake up to the sound
of dolphinsCopy !req
680. performing in my lagoon!Copy !req
681. Here they are, everyone!Copy !req
682. My stars of monster beach!Copy !req
683. Who's the Barney?
Excuse me...Copy !req
684. Francis B. Butterfield,
the third. Your Boss!Copy !req
685. Dude, the woodburger barely
even works for himself.Copy !req
686. He's the guy
that owns Surf City.Copy !req
687. Then in that case
as new owner of Monster Beach,Copy !req
688. I would like to inform you that you are
all officially squatting on my property.Copy !req
689. I'll tear him to pieces!Copy !req
690. And I'll tear those pieces to pieces!Copy !req
691. Chill, guys,
he can't do anything.Copy !req
692. Look, I own this beach
and I have the deed to prove it.Copy !req
693. Oh! You mean, this deed?Copy !req
694. The deed sold to me
by the king of Iki-Iki island?Copy !req
695. But Janny, how did he...?Copy !req
696. I, I, thought I was dreaming.Copy !req
697. There was a man,
with a flaming head.Copy !req
698. He tricked me!Copy !req
699. Knutt!
It's true.Copy !req
700. The girl speaks the truth...Copy !req
701. What?
It was him!Copy !req
702. He put a spell on me and made me
give him the deed, Uncle Woody.Copy !req
703. I'm sorry.Copy !req
704. What?
Yes,Copy !req
705. look, it is possible
that I did do that.Copy !req
706. But it's hardly my fault,
being practically orphaned.Copy !req
707. I never learned
right from wrong...Copy !req
708. Society is to blame really
when you think about it.Copy !req
709. You went to Oxford, dude!Copy !req
710. And didn't that just
mess me up!Copy !req
711. Wait a second.Copy !req
712. Is any of this even legal?Copy !req
713. I have all
the notarized paperwork.Copy !req
714. Bottom line: Monster Beach TM
now belongs entirely to me!Copy !req
715. Oh, on that topic. You all thus
collectively owe me...Copy !req
716. $235,000 and 40 cents.Copy !req
717. In backpayed rent.Copy !req
718. We don't have
that kinda money, man!Copy !req
719. Technically,
I don't even have a job.Copy !req
720. Ah ha! You do now, big guy.Copy !req
721. Just make sure he does
something about that hair.Copy !req
722. Hope you have a permit for that.Copy !req
723. Ew! Embalming.Copy !req
724. Call an embalmer.Copy !req
725. Get him wormed, de-flead,
and Rabies shots.Copy !req
726. Actually,
Rabies shots for everyone.Copy !req
727. Anyway's, looking forward
to working with you all.Copy !req
728. The kids are just gonna love ya!Copy !req
729. He can't really do this,
can he, Uncle Woody?Copy !req
730. Can he?Copy !req
731. I never would have thought my
last night on Monster Beach...Copy !req
732. would be like this.Copy !req
733. No way! I can't believe
there's nothing we can do.Copy !req
734. Well, troops, it looks like
tonight will be our...Copy !req
735. last patrol.Copy !req
736. What is wrong with all of you?Copy !req
737. I can't believe,
I'm hearing this!Copy !req
738. Look, I hated this place at first,
but I can't imagine just giving up!Copy !req
739. Just throwing
in the beach towel!Copy !req
740. We have to fight them!
We can't just go to pieces!Copy !req
741. Totally with you,
but what do we do?Copy !req
742. I say the Deed
was stolen from us,Copy !req
743. so we issue an order
to steal it back!Copy !req
744. Uh, Lost Patrol,
I don't think...Copy !req
745. No, no. LP is right.Copy !req
746. He is?
We have to fight.Copy !req
747. Listen up, surf-rats,Copy !req
748. we could fight them with
legal battles and court actions,Copy !req
749. but that might take hundreds of
years and cost millions of dollars.Copy !req
750. No, we have to do something...Copy !req
751. Totally monster style!
Right.Copy !req
752. A monster plan so raggin',
so bodacious,Copy !req
753. so aggro
they'll never see it coming!Copy !req
754. Sounds like we'll need
some crazy magic to pull it off.Copy !req
755. Oh, we will.Copy !req
756. And I know someone
who can help with that.Copy !req
757. Aye!Copy !req
758. Poppa, it's time
to make some magic!Copy !req
759. Lights!Copy !req
760. Whoa!Copy !req
761. Biggest break
I've seen in a long time.Copy !req
762. Biggest high tide of the year.Copy !req
763. Really big. Really high.Copy !req
764. You two can totally do this.Copy !req
765. Just use
your Monster Style training.Copy !req
766. Well, here you go, dudes.Copy !req
767. Shaped for my favourite
little monsters.Copy !req
768. Whoa, cool!Copy !req
769. Now, Amphibia's going to help
you get out past the break.Copy !req
770. But on the way back,
you're on your own gromms.Copy !req
771. Just remember what taught you.Copy !req
772. Feel your inner monster, dude.
In here.Copy !req
773. Right. Mutt, Brain Freeze and I will be
waiting in the beaters for the getaway.Copy !req
774. That's the plan. Or at least, I'm
pretty sure that's the plan?Copy !req
775. Be careful.Copy !req
776. Oh, and please don't tell
your mum I let you do this.Copy !req
777. This surf's totally huge.Copy !req
778. Can, can we do this?Copy !req
779. Just remember
what Brain Freeze taught you!Copy !req
780. You'll be fine!Copy !req
781. Surf's up!Copy !req
782. Shhh.Copy !req
783. Wait right there!Copy !req
784. There is a half a percent missing from
this quarterly earning statement!Copy !req
785. You can't let sloppy wor, hmm.Copy !req
786. You woke me up on
the wrong side of the bed!Copy !req
787. This doesn't belong to you.Copy !req
788. Come back here!Copy !req
789. What? What the—? Hodad! Don't
just stand there, you nincompoop!Copy !req
790. Fire up the chopper! Hurry!Copy !req
791. Hang tough, Dean.
Whoa, I'm trying, I'm trying!Copy !req
792. The girl, get the girl!Copy !req
793. Jan!Copy !req
794. It's up to you! Goofy foot!Copy !req
795. I'm so losing it!Copy !req
796. You better figure out this whole
Monster Style thing pretty quick!Copy !req
797. The secret is nothing.Copy !req
798. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
799. I'm just learning to relax
and go monster style!Copy !req
800. Yeah!Copy !req
801. Ah!Copy !req
802. Are you thinking what I'm
thinking, Goofy Foot? On three!Copy !req
803. IN UNISON One. Two.
Three! SCREAMINGCopy !req
804. Woo hoo!Copy !req
805. Ah! You lost them, Hodad,
you nit wit! Turn back!Copy !req
806. I love the smell of coconut
in the morning!Copy !req
807. Ah!Copy !req
808. Whoa!Copy !req
809. Come on, boys.
Looks like a no show.Copy !req
810. Attention, Visitors.Copy !req
811. Due the threat of impending doom,
Monster Beach is now closed.Copy !req
812. Please make your way
to the exits.Copy !req
813. We hope you enjoyed your stay.Copy !req
814. Oh, and don't forget to stop
by the gift shop.Copy !req
815. Jan! Gimme your hand!Copy !req
816. No!Copy !req
817. Hey! You'll need a reserv...Copy !req
818. Whoa!Copy !req
819. Look. Uncle Woody! We got it!
Yeah!Copy !req
820. Sure you do kid!Copy !req
821. The deed! Is mine!Copy !req
822. My beach!Copy !req
823. We've been through
this before, Knutt!Copy !req
824. Your dad left it to me!Copy !req
825. And I gave it to them!Copy !req
826. Whoa.Copy !req
827. Whoa!Copy !req
828. Whoa!Copy !req
829. Yeah!Copy !req
830. Dean!Copy !req
831. I can almost reach it!Copy !req
832. Uh, kid, something
is happening down there.Copy !req
833. Look, it's working!Copy !req
834. Gah!Copy !req
835. Everyone is leaving!Copy !req
836. Help me, please.
I can't hold on.Copy !req
837. I have no muscle tone.Copy !req
838. Ah. The deed.
Get the kid to give me the deed.Copy !req
839. Sir, but I'm...Copy !req
840. I'm slipping.
Almost. Got. It.Copy !req
841. Kid, hand me the deed
and I'll pull you both up.Copy !req
842. But, sir...Copy !req
843. Come' on, Janny. We better go.Copy !req
844. This mother's bout to blow.Copy !req
845. But, but...Copy !req
846. Hodad! You get back here and
bring me my deed or so help me,Copy !req
847. there will be
no Christmas bonus this year!Copy !req
848. We gotta book it off the beach!Copy !req
849. Whoa!Copy !req
850. King. Aina haina?Copy !req
851. Daddy?Copy !req
852. Eh?Copy !req
853. Look! It's Dean!Copy !req
854. Oh! Too cool! That's my
little grommit man! Alright!Copy !req
855. Now, that's what I call monster style!Copy !req
856. Yeah!Copy !req
857. Crusher! You did it!Copy !req
858. Super sa-weet, huh?Copy !req
859. Nice work, Goofy Foot.
Ow!Copy !req
860. Don't you ever
Do that to me again!Copy !req
861. Oh, uh, it seems
someone has left their... Aah!Copy !req
862. I now pronounce you. Stress Leave!Copy !req
863. Ha ha. That's the spirit.Copy !req
864. Look!Copy !req
865. Help me.Copy !req
866. Help me.Copy !req
867. I can't swim.Copy !req
868. Not until you give us
our deed back!Copy !req
869. Take it! Take it!Copy !req
870. Just get me out of the water!Copy !req
871. I hate the water.Copy !req
872. A beach resort tycoon
and he's scared of water!Copy !req
873. Go figure! Totally bogus, dude!
Woah, dude.Copy !req
874. I am not letting this thing
out of my sight again.Copy !req
875. Well, that's about it.Copy !req
876. That's the end of the story.Copy !req
877. Oooh. This is really quite fun.Copy !req
878. Oh, and if you ever wondered
what happened to Butterfield,Copy !req
879. turns out he didn't have
a building permit.Copy !req
880. Apparently the Judge
was really tough.Copy !req
881. Guilty, guilty, guilty.Copy !req
882. Last I heard Butterfield was living
in a trailer park somewhere.Copy !req
883. I spy something start with "T".Copy !req
884. As for me, I found the wave of
my dreams on a beach full of monsters.Copy !req
885. How sa-weet is that?Copy !req
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