1. Back, Stanley.
You are going back,Copy !req
2. back to when it all began.Copy !req
3. Are you back yet?Copy !req
4. Get back!
We haven't got all day!Copy !req
5. It was third grade.Copy !req
6. The teacher was Miss Hudlapp.Copy !req
7. She was kind of squat and lumpy.Copy !req
8. She smelled funny.Copy !req
9. But she was kind.Copy !req
10. Class! How many times
have I told youCopy !req
11. in this class, we do not poundCopy !req
12. tenpenny nails
into Stanley's head!Copy !req
13. You know how
some teachersCopy !req
14. have those kind of flaps
on their arms?Copy !req
15. Those big sacks of limp flab
that, like, dangle?Copy !req
16. It sounds weird,
but for some reasonCopy !req
17. as I watched those
big old flaps of hers,Copy !req
18. I began to feel oddly aroused.Copy !req
19. And then... the horror began.Copy !req
20. !Copy !req
21. Young man,
what's that in your lap?Copy !req
22. It was useless,Copy !req
23. like putting a baseball cap
on the Washington Monument.Copy !req
24. And then, all at once,
there he was.Copy !req
25. Monkeybone!Copy !req
26. Hey, baby, I love your way.Copy !req
27. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!Copy !req
28. How about it, Doc?
Can you help me?Copy !req
29. All in good time, my boy.
All in good time.Copy !req
30. What a loser!Copy !req
31. Roll out the wacky wagons!Copy !req
32. That was hilarious.Copy !req
33. Well, that's our pilot,Copy !req
34. and the good news is
the Comedy ChannelCopy !req
35. has picked us up
with an order for six episodes.Copy !req
36. And now I'd like you to meet
the man who got it all started,Copy !req
37. the creator of America's
most disturbed comic strip,Copy !req
38. the man behind the monkey,
if you will.Copy !req
39. Ladies and gentlemen,
please, Stu Miley!Copy !req
40. Come on, Stu, don't be shy.Copy !req
41. - Stu!
- Good job, Stu!Copy !req
42. - Good job.
- All right, Stu!Copy !req
43. - Whoo!
- Good job, man!Copy !req
44. Good job!Copy !req
45. You can't go yet.
There's a pot load of money here.Copy !req
46. - Herb.
- And besides, you haven't evenCopy !req
47. talked to Bill from Bazoom Toys,Copy !req
48. who's got a lot
of great ideas for you.Copy !req
49. Mr. Miley, do we ever.
Check it out.Copy !req
50. The Monkeybone phone.
Every kid's gonna want three,Copy !req
51. and they're gonna want
their friends to have three.Copy !req
52. Otherwise, they're not
gonna be friends anymore.Copy !req
53. Check out the slippers.
You're walking down the hallway,Copy !req
54. your tootsies are warm, and
you're laughing the whole way.Copy !req
55. Hey, how 'bout this,
The Monkeybone backpack?Copy !req
56. You're going to Europe,
flip it around,Copy !req
57. - hide your passport...
- Stu. Stu.Copy !req
58. Stu, what are you doing?
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
59. We gotta go talk to the guys
from Burger God.Copy !req
60. - Come on. Let's go.
- Burger God?Copy !req
61. Aren't they the ones that found
the rat gut in the French fries?Copy !req
62. No. No. No, they found...Copy !req
63. They found a pig gut,
which is different.Copy !req
64. That's...
That's practically pork.Copy !req
65. No, it's a lot of real money,Copy !req
66. the kind of money
that can buy happiness.Copy !req
67. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
68. - I got the ring, Herb.
- The what?Copy !req
69. - The ring.
- What ring?Copy !req
70. - That ring.
- No.Copy !req
71. - What... What do you mean?
- Tonight's the night, Herb.Copy !req
72. - But why?
- Tonight is the night.Copy !req
73. That girl pulled me
out of a nightmare.Copy !req
74. She makes me happy, Herb,
not all of this stuff.Copy !req
75. I'll take that. Thanks.Copy !req
76. Right over here.Copy !req
77. Do you see this door?Copy !req
78. The cool thing is
that you open it,Copy !req
79. you go out, it closes,
and you can't get back in.Copy !req
80. Stu, you want to leave?Copy !req
81. - Yeah.
- You're a big hit.Copy !req
82. - Everybody loves you.
- Come on!Copy !req
83. Doc, I don't want
to be stuck hereCopy !req
84. with a bunch
of these media creeps.Copy !req
85. I just want it to be us
home alone.Copy !req
86. Come on. Besides, I...Copy !req
87. I have something that I...
I want to give to you.Copy !req
88. Well, can't you give it
to me later?Copy !req
89. Yes, I could, but if later
got here sooner,Copy !req
90. it would be a lot better.Copy !req
91. Hi, Herb.Copy !req
92. Aha. Yes.Copy !req
93. Yeah, that...
Yeah, that'll be good.Copy !req
94. You got everything?Copy !req
95. Yeah, see, these are...
These are just prototypes.Copy !req
96. No, they aren't
the real products, you know.Copy !req
97. Just something for you
to take home.Copy !req
98. - This is not for...
- You know,Copy !req
99. just spend some time with them.Copy !req
100. Get a feeling for them
before you say no.Copy !req
101. No.Copy !req
102. Stu, come on. One more thing.Copy !req
103. Actually, there's still
a couple of trucksCopy !req
104. to come with... with,
you know, Monkeybone stuff.Copy !req
105. Would you guys mind just
waiting a little bit longer?Copy !req
106. Good night, Herb.Copy !req
107. Of course, yeah.
You guys get out of here.Copy !req
108. You're a beautiful couple.Copy !req
109. Would you look at this?
Now he won't let us leave.Copy !req
110. - Who?
- The monkey.Copy !req
111. Hey, Herb, can you get
this guy to move?Copy !req
112. - Yeah. Okay.
- Come on, please.Copy !req
113. - Help me out here.
- Stu, stop.Copy !req
114. The monkey is good luck.
Come on.Copy !req
115. I never had any good luck
until I met you.Copy !req
116. You thought him up.
Everybody loves him.Copy !req
117. You're gonna be a huge success,
so just relax and enjoy it.Copy !req
118. Thank you, Herb!Copy !req
119. - What happened?
- I don't know.Copy !req
120. - What is it?
- Some sort ofCopy !req
121. inflatable raft or something.Copy !req
122. Whoa!Copy !req
123. Waah!Copy !req
124. - Stop the car! Stop the car!
- Whoa!Copy !req
125. Whoa!Copy !req
126. Put on the brakes! Stop the car!Copy !req
127. That's a great idea!
Wish I'd thought of that!Copy !req
128. Stu, I'm right here, baby.Copy !req
129. It's me. It's Julie. I love you.Copy !req
130. Everything's gonna be okay,
I promise.Copy !req
131. I promise.Copy !req
132. I'm Dr. McElroy
from the Sleep Institute.Copy !req
133. This man is my patient.Copy !req
134. There's no response
to external stimuli.Copy !req
135. He's probably
slipped into a coma.Copy !req
136. I want to take him
to the University Hospital.Copy !req
137. They have the best
head trauma center.Copy !req
138. Waah!Copy !req
139. Now arriving in Down Town.Copy !req
140. Please exit
to the right of the car.Copy !req
141. Hello?Copy !req
142. Please exit
to the right of the car.Copy !req
143. - Am I dead?
- Next stop, Land of Death.Copy !req
144. Wait, please.Copy !req
145. I'd like to know if I'm dead.Copy !req
146. Hey, young man!
Carry your bags to the Y?Copy !req
147. Hello, handsome.
Like cigars? We got 'em cheap.Copy !req
148. - Aah!
- Genuine Cubans.Copy !req
149. Say, fella,
how's about a shoeshine?Copy !req
150. Spit and polish. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
151. Yo, coma dude, man,
what's your hurry?Copy !req
152. Nothing but
a bad freak show in there.Copy !req
153. Yeah, big boy,
what about that backpack?Copy !req
154. Coming through!
Get your nightmares here, sir!Copy !req
155. Step right on up.Copy !req
156. We got nightmares about Daddy,Copy !req
157. nightmares about Papa.Copy !req
158. - Step right up.
- Yeah.Copy !req
159. Step right up here.
I got some nightmares here.Copy !req
160. - First run.
- Excuse me. Help me.Copy !req
161. - Hey there, young fellow.
- Aah!Copy !req
162. - Want to see a nightmare?
- Ride the Tower of Terror!Copy !req
163. Hey, mister, got a smoke on you?Copy !req
164. No, I'm trying to cut back.Copy !req
165. - Come on up here...
- Good eatin'!Copy !req
166. Barbecue pork. Barbecue squab.Copy !req
167. - Bacon. Chitlins.
- Step right up.Copy !req
168. Three balls for a dollar.Copy !req
169. Win a prize for the little lady.Copy !req
170. Aah!Copy !req
171. Hey, bud. Glad to see me?Copy !req
172. - N-No.
- What's the matter?Copy !req
173. Come on, dream buddy.
Don't run away.Copy !req
174. We got a lot
of catching up to do.Copy !req
175. You got
any new nightmares for me,Copy !req
176. something scary? I love scary!Copy !req
177. Hey, new in town?Copy !req
178. How about a coma-tini?Copy !req
179. There it is.Copy !req
180. By the way, my name is Bull.Copy !req
181. Hi. Hi. How do you do?Copy !req
182. Stu Miley, right?Copy !req
183. I seen all your dreams.Copy !req
184. You're a big celebrity
down here.Copy !req
185. Down where?Copy !req
186. DownTown, land of Nightmares.Copy !req
187. Wake up, everybody!Copy !req
188. It's time for Monkeybone live!Copy !req
189. Time for a little singing,
a little dancing,Copy !req
190. and of course some good-natured
bashing of my very own creator,Copy !req
191. Mr. Stu-pid Mopey!Copy !req
192. Hey, guy!Copy !req
193. Now I know you're all in comas,Copy !req
194. but my first guest
is gonna spike your charts!Copy !req
195. Hiya, boss.Copy !req
196. Kimmy?Copy !req
197. Julie. My God.Copy !req
198. My God. Look at him.Copy !req
199. Look at my poor
little baby brother.Copy !req
200. God, I can't even stand
to look at him.Copy !req
201. God. Wow.Copy !req
202. How you doing, little one?
You holding up?Copy !req
203. I'm fine, Kimmy, fine.Copy !req
204. At least he had a chance
to give you the ring.Copy !req
205. The ring?Copy !req
206. Grandmother's ring,
the engagement ring,Copy !req
207. the one that he called
and had me send to him...Copy !req
208. Good morning, Dr. McElroy.Copy !req
209. Hello, Doctor.
Kimmy, this is Dr. Edelstein.Copy !req
210. Well, vital signs
have stabilized. That's good.Copy !req
211. Listen, Doctor, these machinesCopy !req
212. are actually what's keeping him
alive right now, right?Copy !req
213. - At the moment, yes.
- Okay.Copy !req
214. Well, then do you think
that you could possiblyCopy !req
215. give me a realistic...Copy !req
216. Comas are unpredictable.Copy !req
217. He could wake up today
or tomorrow or a month...Copy !req
218. Doctor. Hey, sweetheart.Copy !req
219. Our father took
a long time to die,Copy !req
220. so Stu and I made a pactCopy !req
221. that when our time came,Copy !req
222. we wouldn't let it drag out,Copy !req
223. SO...Copy !req
224. which one's the plug?Copy !req
225. What plug?Copy !req
226. The plug, yeah,
the one you pull.Copy !req
227. God, Kimmy,
don't even talk like that.Copy !req
228. Hey, do you... I need
a realistic answer, Doctor.Copy !req
229. - Give me a date.
- All right.Copy !req
230. Three months.Copy !req
231. There's always
some brain damage,Copy !req
232. but after three months,
the chances of coming backCopy !req
233. shrink dramatically every day.Copy !req
234. Well, I want him to have
every chance, Doctor.Copy !req
235. We could certainly give it
three months.Copy !req
236. Poor Buster.
He hasn't eaten all day.Copy !req
237. What's that?Copy !req
238. Stu did this?Copy !req
239. Yeah, right about
the time we met,Copy !req
240. when he first came
to the sleep lab.Copy !req
241. Jesus, honey.Copy !req
242. He hadn't had
a good night's sleep in years.Copy !req
243. The nightmares
would wake him up,Copy !req
244. and he'd just
start writing, painting.Copy !req
245. How do you go from here
to cartoons?Copy !req
246. - Switch hands.
- What?Copy !req
247. Stu was right-handed,
so I made him switch the penCopy !req
248. to his left hand
to see what would come out,Copy !req
249. and we got the first Monkeybone.Copy !req
250. Wow. Two guys in the same brain.Copy !req
251. Yeah.Copy !req
252. Which one'd you
fall in love with?Copy !req
253. Hey, Stu, why so glum?Copy !req
254. At least they haven't pulled
the plug yet.Copy !req
255. Have another 'tini.Copy !req
256. No. I'm sick of martinis,Copy !req
257. carnival rides,Copy !req
258. watching other people's
nightmares.Copy !req
259. But you know the one thingCopy !req
260. that I'm really,
really sick of is...Copy !req
261. Speaking of dames,
I'd like to sing a tuneCopy !req
262. about the beautiful Miss Julie.Copy !req
263. She's conscious.
Boyfriend here is an eggplant.Copy !req
264. I'm just kidding, pal,Copy !req
265. 'cause you know in your heart.Copy !req
266. Miss Julie is faithful,
loyal, and true.Copy !req
267. Jumbo!Copy !req
268. You have humiliated me in public
for the last time.Copy !req
269. I doubt that.Copy !req
270. Back in the pack.Copy !req
271. Monkey-napper!Copy !req
272. Help! Monkey-napper!
Come on, Stu, let me out.Copy !req
273. It's not my fault.
I can't help myself.Copy !req
274. I happen to be a figment
of your imagination.Copy !req
275. Then you can learn
to act normally. I had to.Copy !req
276. Normal?Copy !req
277. Hiya, Stu.Copy !req
278. Hello, Kitty!Copy !req
279. I brought you a refill.Copy !req
280. I'd love a stiff one,
but Stu hereCopy !req
281. forgot to endow me, equip me.Copy !req
282. Nothing for him.Copy !req
283. He's being repressed.Copy !req
284. s something wrong, Stu?Copy !req
285. You seem tense.Copy !req
286. It's my girlfriend.Copy !req
287. I'm starting to think
I'll never see her again.Copy !req
288. Why didn't I just propose
right there?Copy !req
289. At least that way,
I'd know what she said.Copy !req
290. I'd know if she's
still waiting for me.Copy !req
291. She is waiting for you, Stu.Copy !req
292. I know she is.Copy !req
293. Guys like you, they don't
come around that often.Copy !req
294. I mean it, Stu.Copy !req
295. You're one in a million.Copy !req
296. That's it. Back in the pack.Copy !req
297. Not by the hair
of my butty-butt-butt.Copy !req
298. I'm reporting this to my union.Copy !req
299. What union?Copy !req
300. The Sidekicks Union...Copy !req
301. Me, Tonto, Robin the Boy Wonder,
Chewbacca.Copy !req
302. You top bananas
better watch your...Copy !req
303. That's it.Copy !req
304. - Enemy fire. I'm coming in.
- Come here!Copy !req
305. Ahooga! Ahooga!Copy !req
306. Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!Copy !req
307. Aah! I left my phone number
in your undies.Copy !req
308. Try not to lose it in traffic.Copy !req
309. Sorry, Kitty.Copy !req
310. Be right back
after I choke my monkey!Copy !req
311. - Eat my dust!
- Monkeybone!Copy !req
312. Loser! Wha hoo hoo hoo hoo!Copy !req
313. Waah!Copy !req
314. Earl Biegler.Copy !req
315. I have come...Copy !req
316. Can't... Can't hear you,
young fella. Speak up.Copy !req
317. Earl Biegler...Copy !req
318. Stop mumbling, you durn fool.Copy !req
319. Jeez. Here.Copy !req
320. An Exit Pass.Copy !req
321. Got a reprieve.Copy !req
322. Good for him.
He's gonna wake up.Copy !req
323. No, no, no, this is not right.Copy !req
324. - He's old.
- That geezer?Copy !req
325. - Ancient.
- That decrepit old fart?Copy !req
326. Hey, Honest Abe,
the Great Emancipator!Copy !req
327. No. What...Copy !req
328. - But...
- But...Copy !req
329. - What...
- What...Copy !req
330. I...Copy !req
331. - The...
- The...Copy !req
332. Hey! Hey, you.Copy !req
333. I want to talk to you.Copy !req
334. Hey. He got an Exit Pass.Copy !req
335. Where's mine?Copy !req
336. - Stu!
- When do I get to go home?Copy !req
337. Stu, please, let's not
stir up the nice Reaper.Copy !req
338. Sorry, mate.Copy !req
339. - Off duty.
- What?Copy !req
340. - Off duty? You...
- D-Don't! Just calm down.Copy !req
341. Whoa, boss.
You got it all mixed up.Copy !req
342. - You're the nice guy.
- Let go!Copy !req
343. I'm the irrepressible screw-up.
No, don't, don't.Copy !req
344. - Woo!
- Mr. Reaper!Copy !req
345. Mr. Reaper, I'm sorry!
Wait! Wait, come back!Copy !req
346. Come back!Copy !req
347. That's right!Copy !req
348. You fly away!Copy !req
349. Fly away.Copy !req
350. Fly, fly.Copy !req
351. Who am I kidding?Copy !req
352. I am never gonna
get out of here.Copy !req
353. I'm never gonna see her again.Copy !req
354. Good golly, Mr. Miley.Copy !req
355. Mr. Stu Miley?Copy !req
356. Package for you.Copy !req
357. Thank you very much.Copy !req
358. "You are invited to a pajama
party at Hypnos' Hideaway."Copy !req
359. Woo! Playtime with Mr. Big!Copy !req
360. Hypnos, the god of nightmares.
Do you know what this means?Copy !req
361. I finally get a date.Copy !req
362. He's finally gonna hear my case.Copy !req
363. Woo!Copy !req
364. What do you think?Copy !req
365. Come on, you.
I need an opinion. Wake up.Copy !req
366. You know, you got
fan mail to read,Copy !req
367. people wanting autographs.Copy !req
368. You've got 15 minutes of fame,Copy !req
369. and you're gonna sleep
right through it.Copy !req
370. Of course, knowing you,Copy !req
371. maybe that's the plan?Copy !req
372. Julie. Hi!Copy !req
373. Kimmy.Copy !req
374. - Hey.
- Hi. Why are you...Copy !req
375. Listen, this is really hard
for me, but, um,Copy !req
376. well, it's been three months,Copy !req
377. and, um, I gave the order.Copy !req
378. Woo! Now this is living.Copy !req
379. There is a live feed tonight.Copy !req
380. Live feed? What is that?Copy !req
381. Just watch.Copy !req
382. J Can't shake free... J - Hey!Copy !req
383. - Aah!
- What?Copy !req
384. Get your fat ass out of my face.Copy !req
385. Showtime!Copy !req
386. - The show's going to start.
- Over to the orb.Copy !req
387. - It's gonna be...
- The orb is on.Copy !req
388. Look, he's sitting on a cake.Copy !req
389. Hey, that's me.Copy !req
390. Nice tux, dude.Copy !req
391. Who's dreaming this?Copy !req
392. Julie?Copy !req
393. What is this?Copy !req
394. Julie, I'm... I'm here.Copy !req
395. Bon voyage, little brother.Copy !req
396. No, Kimmy!Copy !req
397. My God. No, don't! Julie!Copy !req
398. Julie!Copy !req
399. Julie!Copy !req
400. Julie, I love you.Copy !req
401. Julie, I love you.Copy !req
402. Look at me. Look at me.
I'm up here.Copy !req
403. Julie.Copy !req
404. No!Copy !req
405. Stu.Copy !req
406. - It's Hypnos.
- Yo, Hyp.Copy !req
407. - Whoa.
- It's him.Copy !req
408. - Hyp, Hyp, hurrah.
- Love your honey.Copy !req
409. Good evening. Good evening.Copy !req
410. Stu Miley.Copy !req
411. Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
412. Hey, I'm glad
you could make it, man.Copy !req
413. We see a lot of nightmares
down here,Copy !req
414. but yours are like caviar.Copy !req
415. I just saw a dream.Copy !req
416. It was my girlfriend.Copy !req
417. She dreamed that they were gonnaCopy !req
418. pull the plug on me.Copy !req
419. Give us a moment,
will you, darling?Copy !req
420. Toodles.Copy !req
421. You see, Stu,Copy !req
422. you made this pact
with your sister?Copy !req
423. No life support.Copy !req
424. Pact? Pact? No life support?Copy !req
425. Pull the plug.
Pull the plug, ple...Copy !req
426. No.Copy !req
427. That's wrong.
Julie would never agree to that.Copy !req
428. They're pulling the plug
at 9 AM.Copy !req
429. Anybody that dumbCopy !req
430. deserves to die.Copy !req
431. Can't you help me?Copy !req
432. Stu, I'm just the god of sleep.Copy !req
433. This is Death's bailiwick.Copy !req
434. Death?Copy !req
435. Cheating Death...Copy !req
436. And this is
extremely off the record.Copy !req
437. What you gotta do
is go into the Land of Death,Copy !req
438. sneak up
right under Death's nose,Copy !req
439. and steal one
of those Exit Passes.Copy !req
440. Well, Hyp, thanks for the idea,Copy !req
441. and good luck with
the shock therapy.Copy !req
442. Will you shut up?Copy !req
443. He gave you a sign?Copy !req
444. If it doesn't sound rational,
okay, it's not rational.Copy !req
445. I don't care anymore, Alice.Copy !req
446. We've got exactly six hours
to wake him up.Copy !req
447. Hey, look, Mr. Green Stain's
got a dead one.Copy !req
448. What do we do now?Copy !req
449. He's taking her
to the Land of Death, right?Copy !req
450. So all we have to do
is hitch a ride.Copy !req
451. Don't worry. I'll protect you.Copy !req
452. Listen to you,
Xena, Warrior Princess.Copy !req
453. The gates are closing.
Come on.Copy !req
454. Help, boss. I'm going fast.Copy !req
455. I'm dying, boss.Copy !req
456. Shh. Come on, come on.Copy !req
457. Whoo!Copy !req
458. Hey, look what I found.Copy !req
459. Whoo!Copy !req
460. Well, that's worth knowing.Copy !req
461. Chart number one
is from five years ago.Copy !req
462. This is the worst nightmare
Stu had at the sleep lab...Copy !req
463. Abnormally intense
alpha wave activityCopy !req
464. with a peak that lasts
just over a minute.Copy !req
465. And this... Alice.Copy !req
466. This is earlier today.Copy !req
467. Holy shit.Copy !req
468. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
469. He's caught in a loop,
a nightmare loop.Copy !req
470. Does everybody here
know what Oneirix is?Copy !req
471. It's nightmare juice. I mean,Copy !req
472. if those charts are right,
Stu's swimming in the stuff.Copy !req
473. You thinking we can
decrease the levels?Copy !req
474. No, I want to give him more.
I want to give him a massive dose.Copy !req
475. That's not gonna stop
his nightmare.Copy !req
476. Hutch, I don't want to stop
his nightmare.Copy !req
477. I want to crank it up.
I want to take it right off the charts.Copy !req
478. I want to scare him awake.Copy !req
479. DownTown trolley,
right on schedule.Copy !req
480. Yes, yes, yes, all right.Copy !req
481. I'm at a critical juncture here,
please.Copy !req
482. The Last Days of Pompeii. Watch.Copy !req
483. Nice eruption.Copy !req
484. Thank you. I'm yours.
What do you want?Copy !req
485. - Let's get to reaping.
- Let's go.Copy !req
486. We got a bunch
of new recruits,Copy !req
487. fresh in from Dispatch.Copy !req
488. - Fine, fine. Send them in.
- Send 'em in!Copy !req
489. Okay.
First up on the docket today...Copy !req
490. Chakasandra Singh, New Delhi.
Snakebite.Copy !req
491. Singh, sang, sung.Copy !req
492. Dead.Copy !req
493. Okay, Scott,
step up here, please.Copy !req
494. Scott, Death. Death, Scott.Copy !req
495. - Hi, Scott.
- Hello.Copy !req
496. Scott enjoys sunsets
and Steven Seagal movies.Copy !req
497. - Come on.
- Next up, Clarke Devereaux,Copy !req
498. Chicago, Illinois.Copy !req
499. Looks like complications
from a coma.Copy !req
500. - Right. Come on.
- What?Copy !req
501. - It says he recovers.
- Recover?Copy !req
502. It says he's gonna live
another 40 years.Copy !req
503. It's a reprieve.Copy !req
504. Let me have an Exit Pass.Copy !req
505. - Exit Pass.
- Yeah.Copy !req
506. That means forms.
That means bureaucracy.Copy !req
507. - You.
- Assistant: Aw.Copy !req
508. Yeah. What's your name?Copy !req
509. - Say something.
- Herb.Copy !req
510. - Come here, Herb.
- Monkeybone: Now?Copy !req
511. - Yes.
- Ooh hoo. Stand up straight.Copy !req
512. - I am standing up...
- Stand up straight.Copy !req
513. - Shut up.
- Straight.Copy !req
514. I want you to picture this
with me if you can.Copy !req
515. Yeah?Copy !req
516. - You're a customer.
You're about to die.Copy !req
517. You're a little excited,
a little fearful,Copy !req
518. and here comes the Grim Reaper.Copy !req
519. Tell me, Herb, what the hell
is he covered in?Copy !req
520. - Stu: Pea soup?
- Monkeybone: Guacamole?Copy !req
521. As you requested,
one Exit PassCopy !req
522. O Mighty
Wielder of the Scythe.Copy !req
523. No, wait. Just behave.Copy !req
524. Exit Pass.Copy !req
525. What a coincidence.Copy !req
526. I was just heading
over to DownTown.Copy !req
527. Don't bite me there!Copy !req
528. I'd be happy to drop that off
for you, if you don't mind!Copy !req
529. Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
530. - Herb?
- Monkeybone: Yeah?Copy !req
531. Could I see you
over there, please?Copy !req
532. - Over there?
- Over there?Copy !req
533. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
534. Okay.Copy !req
535. Latta.Copy !req
536. - Impostors!
- Get 'em!Copy !req
537. Get that monkey!Copy !req
538. Go, you idiots. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
539. Geronimo!Copy !req
540. Got it. You're... Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
541. - That's it!
- Well done!Copy !req
542. - Fire in the hole!
- Whose hole?Copy !req
543. Whose hole?Copy !req
544. Hey, Monkeybone,
there's our train.Copy !req
545. Arnold, now. Now!Copy !req
546. Come on, Monkeybone!
Come on, little buddy! You can do it!Copy !req
547. Okay. All righty.Copy !req
548. Take it easy.Copy !req
549. Help, boss!Copy !req
550. Coming in.Copy !req
551. Whoo!Copy !req
552. Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
553. Yikes!Copy !req
554. Monkeybone!Copy !req
555. What's the maximum safe dose?Copy !req
556. Most we've ever used
is, um, half a cc.Copy !req
557. Five ccs.Copy !req
558. Hold it, Doctor!Copy !req
559. Stu, I'm coming in.Copy !req
560. Woo! Yah!Copy !req
561. That's it, boss.
Now hit those pedals.Copy !req
562. Whoo!Copy !req
563. Yes!Copy !req
564. Terra firma, we made it.Copy !req
565. - Monkeybone.
- What?Copy !req
566. - You saved my life.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
567. Whatever. Look, we only
have about five minutes.Copy !req
568. It's just that
now that I'm leaving,Copy !req
569. there's so many things
that I wanted to say to you.Copy !req
570. Don't get mushy on me.
I'll be fine.Copy !req
571. Just drop me off at the bar.Copy !req
572. You've been a hell
of a figment, pal.Copy !req
573. Sure wish I could
take you home with me.Copy !req
574. Right back at you, boss.
Tech tch.Copy !req
575. Right back at you.Copy !req
576. No joke, little buddy.
I really do love...Copy !req
577. WheelCopy !req
578. I love you, too, boss!Copy !req
579. Love you, too!Copy !req
580. Wait! Monkeybone!Copy !req
581. Don't do this!Copy !req
582. Please! Wait!Copy !req
583. - Nice work, little brother.
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!Copy !req
584. No, don't do this!Copy !req
585. Let go!Copy !req
586. Monkeybone,
we can talk about this!Copy !req
587. Come on! Wait!Copy !req
588. Come back here!Copy !req
589. Wait! No, you don't understand!
He's got my Exit Pass!Copy !req
590. I'm so sorry, Stu.Copy !req
591. It's just all part of the deal.Copy !req
592. We've got big plans
for that body of yours.Copy !req
593. What?Copy !req
594. No! This can't be happening!Copy !req
595. No!Copy !req
596. Julie! Julie!Copy !req
597. Waah!Copy !req
598. Stu?Copy !req
599. Ju...Copy !req
600. Julie?Copy !req
601. Whoa, baby!Copy !req
602. Stu!Copy !req
603. Two more little ticks
of the clock, and...Copy !req
604. Welcome home.Copy !req
605. Stu.Copy !req
606. Home, sweet home?Copy !req
607. Actually, I was expecting
something a little swankier.Copy !req
608. You have to assume
that Monkeybone would beCopy !req
609. a pretty lucrative franchise
withCopy !req
610. royaltiesCopy !req
611. servants.Copy !req
612. I gave all the servants
the day off.Copy !req
613. Honey, why don't you just rest
on the sofa for a minute?Copy !req
614. All right.Copy !req
615. Bitchin' good cake.Copy !req
616. - Good.
- You want a hunk?Copy !req
617. No, thank you.Copy !req
618. Here's to a celebrationCopy !req
619. that should've
happened three months ago.Copy !req
620. StuCopy !req
621. I want you to knowCopy !req
622. I found the little surprise
you left that night.Copy !req
623. If you were wondering
what the answer was,Copy !req
624. it was yes, and it still is.Copy !req
625. - Tis?
- Yeah,Copy !req
626. with all my heart.Copy !req
627. And what was the question?Copy !req
628. You asked me to marry you.Copy !req
629. Marry you?Copy !req
630. No, you did.Copy !req
631. Here.Copy !req
632. See?Copy !req
633. He did it!Copy !req
634. No! No, no, no, no.Copy !req
635. Buster, look who's here!Copy !req
636. Hello, Buster.Copy !req
637. I've never seen him
act like this before!Copy !req
638. He's a liar!
He's a lying son of a bitch!Copy !req
639. Don't believe anything he says!
I think he's got mental problems!Copy !req
640. Ooh, baby.Copy !req
641. What are you watching?Copy !req
642. Nothing.Copy !req
643. Ooh.Copy !req
644. Do you think this is
medically advisable?Copy !req
645. We got a doctor on duty.Copy !req
646. As long as it's okay
with Monkeybone.Copy !req
647. Which it seems to be.Copy !req
648. Whee yah!Copy !req
649. Dive, dive, dive!Copy !req
650. God, Stu!Copy !req
651. My God.Copy !req
652. Are you all...!Copy !req
653. Heads up.Copy !req
654. Feeding time!Copy !req
655. What... What... What... What...Copy !req
656. What... What...Copy !req
657. Who are you? What do you want?Copy !req
658. Dinner.Copy !req
659. You gotta move fast
in this crowd, or you'll starve.Copy !req
660. Here. Have some popcorn.Copy !req
661. They feed us the slops
from the Morpheum Theater.Copy !req
662. You hope for Milky Way.
You settle for Skittles.Copy !req
663. I'm Steve, Steve King.Copy !req
664. Stephen King?Copy !req
665. What are you doing here?Copy !req
666. I'm Jack the Ripper.Copy !req
667. - I'm Lizzie Borden.
- How do you do?Copy !req
668. Attila the Hun.Copy !req
669. Attila the Hun.Copy !req
670. All hail the most glorious,
the most esteemed, the most...Copy !req
671. Enough, enough, enough.
I'm hung over.Copy !req
672. Hyp, did you bring me
cough medicine?Copy !req
673. How 'bout that night light
I asked for?Copy !req
674. King, you pussy.Copy !req
675. Bite me, Poe.Copy !req
676. - You set me up!
- Easy, pal.Copy !req
677. I was just coming
to congratulate you.Copy !req
678. It ain't easy snatching
one of those Exit Passes.Copy !req
679. Steve here was
the last guy to do it,Copy !req
680. and that must have been,
what, 25 years ago?Copy !req
681. Why'd you do it?
What did I ever do to you?Copy !req
682. It's nothing personal, Stu.Copy !req
683. It's just we need nightmares,
fresh nightmares.Copy !req
684. We'd die without 'em.Copy !req
685. That's why we grabbed your body.Copy !req
686. I'm no nightmare maker.Copy !req
687. That's the monkey's job.Copy !req
688. Monkeybone?Copy !req
689. What?Copy !req
690. Let's face it, Stu.
Nobody wants to be a figment.Copy !req
691. It's kind of a dead-end career,
so he gets fed up,Copy !req
692. he comes to us
with a proposition.Copy !req
693. We help him swipe your body.Copy !req
694. He helps us get a heap
of brand-new nightmares!Copy !req
695. Hey, news flash, buddy!
I'm a cartoonist!Copy !req
696. Sure, but you've
got a girlfriendCopy !req
697. who's figured out the chemical
basis of bad dreams.Copy !req
698. And guess what.
She just whipped upCopy !req
699. a big old batch
of nightmare juice!Copy !req
700. We're predicting
record box office.Copy !req
701. What's plural for "orifice,"
"orifi"?Copy !req
702. No, I wasn't in a coma.
All right, I was in a coma,Copy !req
703. but it wasn't like I was
in a coma and goofing off.Copy !req
704. I was thinking up hilarious
new bits the whole time!Copy !req
705. You see, it's all synergy.Copy !req
706. The show synergizes the strip.Copy !req
707. The strip synergizes
the merchandising.Copy !req
708. The merchandising
synergizes the religion,Copy !req
709. and the religion synergizes
the Barbara Walters Special.Copy !req
710. And then, baby, we are allCopy !req
711. in the United Empire
of Monkeybonia!Copy !req
712. No, really, he's...
He's ready to merchandise.Copy !req
713. Yeah, but we gotta move on this,
all right?Copy !req
714. So let's get the burger guys,
the toy guys,Copy !req
715. and the lunchbox people
over here. Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
716. Herb, get off that phone
right now.Copy !req
717. You're exploiting him!Copy !req
718. - Am not.
- Herb...Copy !req
719. - Yeah, we need to get the...
- he's not himself.Copy !req
720. He's your friend, he trusts you,Copy !req
721. and you're
taking advantage of him.Copy !req
722. - Am not.
- Are too!Copy !req
723. - I'm on the phone!
- My cocina.Copy !req
724. Hey, hey.Copy !req
725. My refrigerator, where I store
and chill my food.Copy !req
726. And this, the oven
where I cook my food.Copy !req
727. And if you'll step this way,Copy !req
728. you'll find my dining room,
where I eat my food.Copy !req
729. What is all this stuff
about merchandising?Copy !req
730. You hate merchandising.Copy !req
731. I know, baby, I do.Copy !req
732. But look at it
from another angle.Copy !req
733. There's a potload of money here.Copy !req
734. You two-bit simian stooge.Copy !req
735. We didn't send you up hereCopy !req
736. to shake your booty
with a bunch of lingerie babes.Copy !req
737. But it's my fantasy.Copy !req
738. I don't care!Copy !req
739. We sent you up here
to make nightmares.Copy !req
740. Now you get out there,Copy !req
741. and you get
that nightmare juice,Copy !req
742. and you get to work.Copy !req
743. 'Cause you may be a free man
during the day,Copy !req
744. but when you dreamCopy !req
745. your monkey ass is mineCopy !req
746. mine, mine.Copy !req
747. Eep.Copy !req
748. What the...Copy !req
749. Baby.Copy !req
750. I'd really like to,Copy !req
751. but it'd put me
in a lot of hot water.Copy !req
752. Why don't you just
give that back?Copy !req
753. Do you?Copy !req
754. Well, in that case, why don't
you give me a little preview?Copy !req
755. J Making love with you J.Copy !req
756. J Is all I wanna do. J.Copy !req
757. Sucker.Copy !req
758. Yow!Copy !req
759. Let go! Let go!Copy !req
760. Stu.Copy !req
761. Where have you been?Copy !req
762. Nowhere. I was asleep.Copy !req
763. Honey, don't lie to me.
I know you went out.Copy !req
764. No, not me.
You must be dreaming.Copy !req
765. I know what this is about.Copy !req
766. You've been mad at me because
I haven't proposed to you yet.Copy !req
767. Go on. Admit it.Copy !req
768. You've been giving me
the stink-eye ever sinceCopy !req
769. the business with the banner,
you and that dog.Copy !req
770. I have not been
giving you the stink-eye.Copy !req
771. You're giving me the stink-eye
right now!Copy !req
772. Stu, you're wearing shoes
and a ponchoCopy !req
773. with no pants in bed.Copy !req
774. Well, did you all
have sidekicks, figments?Copy !req
775. - Monkeys?
- A raven.Copy !req
776. Mine was a dog.Copy !req
777. Man's best friend? Pfft.Copy !req
778. I went through hell
to get that Exit Pass,Copy !req
779. and who got to use it? Cujo.Copy !req
780. Miley, you got a visitor.Copy !req
781. Kitty.Copy !req
782. God, Stu.Copy !req
783. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
784. I wanted to tell you
what was going on.Copy !req
785. I really, really liked you.Copy !req
786. Thank you, Kitty, but that
doesn't matter right now.Copy !req
787. The woman I love is living withCopy !req
788. a horny little monkey
that looks like me.Copy !req
789. What a lucky girl.Copy !req
790. Kitty, listen. Is there any way
I can get a message to herCopy !req
791. to warn her about
what Monkeybone is up to?Copy !req
792. Time's up! Break it up, you two.Copy !req
793. - No, no!
- Let's move.Copy !req
794. - No!
- Come on!Copy !req
795. Just give me a moment,
just to look at him! Stu!Copy !req
796. Feeding time!Copy !req
797. As you know,
Burger God is prepared to launchCopy !req
798. our new Mega Monkey Meal.Copy !req
799. - Something wrong?
- A pig gut!Copy !req
800. How much is McDonald's offering?Copy !req
801. Less.Copy !req
802. A pleasure to be
in business with you.Copy !req
803. Here's another thing.
The Natural History MuseumCopy !req
804. is kicking off
a fund-raising campaign,Copy !req
805. and they want to know if you
could appear at a benefit.Copy !req
806. I get it. We give the publicCopy !req
807. the impression that we're
doing something charitable.Copy !req
808. Brilliant!Copy !req
809. Yes, yes, that's it exactly.Copy !req
810. Now, I think you remember
Bill here from Bazoom Toys.Copy !req
811. We have a little something here
we think you might just like.Copy !req
812. It's a prototype.Copy !req
813. Code name... Little Jack Horner.Copy !req
814. Go ahead, pull out his thumb.Copy !req
815. No, it's mine!Copy !req
816. Say, could you fill these babies
up with a particulate solutionCopy !req
817. of one part powdered chemical
enzyme to 10 parts water?Copy !req
818. Jerry?Copy !req
819. Jerr... Yeah, I guess we could.Copy !req
820. All right!Copy !req
821. You got yourself a deal!Copy !req
822. Shall we shake on it?Copy !req
823. Shake on it?Copy !req
824. That's not the way we
do things in Monkey Land.Copy !req
825. In Monkey Land,
we rub our bottoms together.Copy !req
826. You heard the man.
Get your asses on the table!Copy !req
827. Yeah!Copy !req
828. The thing is, I'm responsible
for the way he's acting.Copy !req
829. It's the nightmare juice.
It's gotta be.Copy !req
830. Julie, that stuff probably
saved his life.Copy !req
831. He's not Stu anymore.Copy !req
832. The Stu I love is gone.Copy !req
833. He spends all his time
in the garage.Copy !req
834. He says that he'sCopy !req
835. autographing.Copy !req
836. Nightmare in a butt.Copy !req
837. I think I hear a guinea pig!Copy !req
838. Listen, let's bring him in
for some tests.Copy !req
839. I guarantee you're overreacting.Copy !req
840. Actually, no, I don't think
I'm overreacting.Copy !req
841. Waah!Copy !req
842. Sweet dreams,
you little bastard.Copy !req
843. Dog dreams?Copy !req
844. This is completely humiliating.Copy !req
845. That stinking monkey.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
846. We give him a body,
and he sends us dogs?Copy !req
847. Shh. Let's not think about dogs.Copy !req
848. Let's think about pussycats.Copy !req
849. What a luscious surprise.Copy !req
850. A delish...Copy !req
851. So I thought what the hell.
I'm a big celebrity now.Copy !req
852. I can get all the chicks I want.
Why get married?Copy !req
853. - Yeah.
- But on the other hand,Copy !req
854. if you are married,
no more stink-eye.Copy !req
855. Plus they can't testify
against you.Copy !req
856. Testify about what?Copy !req
857. Hello.Copy !req
858. - Julie, it's Hutch.
- Hutch, what?Copy !req
859. The nightmare juice, it's gone.Copy !req
860. Somebody switched it
for a beaker of grape Kool-Aid.Copy !req
861. Grape Kool-Aid?
But who'd want to...Copy !req
862. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
863. Stu.Copy !req
864. Stu.Copy !req
865. Shh-shh-shh.Copy !req
866. Here, you'll need these
for your trip.Copy !req
867. What?Copy !req
868. And this.Copy !req
869. Kitty, you can't do this.
You're gonna get in trouble.Copy !req
870. You're the one true-hearted man
I ever met.Copy !req
871. Now, you find a way back
to that girl of yours,Copy !req
872. and you make her happy.Copy !req
873. Thank you.Copy !req
874. What about the guard?Copy !req
875. I'll take care of that rat.Copy !req
876. Okay, Stu.Copy !req
877. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
878. Goodbye, Kitty.Copy !req
879. Hey, lady, what are you...Copy !req
880. Kitty?Copy !req
881. Just go!Copy !req
882. Well, thank you, Kitty.Copy !req
883. I'll never forget you,
and I mean that.Copy !req
884. I'll really never forget you.Copy !req
885. All right, guys, take it
over to the right a little.Copy !req
886. Right here?Copy !req
887. Yeah, take it over to the right.Copy !req
888. All right, that looks good.
Now tie it on.Copy !req
889. Last one.Copy !req
890. What kind of idiot sneaks
into the Land of Death twice?Copy !req
891. One that likes a good stretching?Copy !req
892. Shut up.Copy !req
893. I want to hear
what he has to say.Copy !req
894. Death, I know you're mad at me,
and I don't blame you,Copy !req
895. but we're both mad at DownTown,Copy !req
896. and we're both mad
at your brother, Hypnos.Copy !req
897. So now you're gonna
tell me it's all his faultCopy !req
898. and you were
completely innocent.Copy !req
899. No, I'm not gonna tell you that.Copy !req
900. I wanted that Exit Pass.
I wanted it bad enoughCopy !req
901. I had to stare you
right in the face to get it.Copy !req
902. Why?Copy !req
903. Because...Copy !req
904. I got a girl up there,Copy !req
905. and I should have...Copy !req
906. I... I never...Copy !req
907. I want to tell her
that I love her.Copy !req
908. Gosh.Copy !req
909. He loves her.Copy !req
910. That changes everything.Copy !req
911. Okay, uncle.Copy !req
912. Sit down. Sit down right now.Copy !req
913. Down! Down!Copy !req
914. And don't say another word.Copy !req
915. Look, I'm a simple person.Copy !req
916. I do an honest day's work.Copy !req
917. Why does everybody
make it so hard for me?Copy !req
918. You're switching bodies.
You're stealing Exit Passes.Copy !req
919. I work a long enough day
as it is.Copy !req
920. Look, you can take my soul.
I don't need it.Copy !req
921. You can turn me into
a paper doll, too.Copy !req
922. Just please...
Just give me one hour.Copy !req
923. That's it.Copy !req
924. Hey.
Hey, I love my girlfriend.Copy !req
925. WellCopy !req
926. you're gonna need a new body.Copy !req
927. You knowCopy !req
928. I don't generally do this,Copy !req
929. but I really like
your comic strip.Copy !req
930. Really?Copy !req
931. Yeah, it slays me.Copy !req
932. Death, coming from you, that's...Copy !req
933. You know, that's...Copy !req
934. It's nothing,Copy !req
935. but turn around
before I change my mind.Copy !req
936. Turn around.Copy !req
937. All right, could you
bend over, Stu, please?Copy !req
938. - Bend over?
- Yeah, just bend over.Copy !req
939. All right.Copy !req
940. - Bye-bye!
- Waah!Copy !req
941. Come on. Come... Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
942. Fresh pancreas.Copy !req
943. That ought to pay
for that new Mercedes.Copy !req
944. And preparing to detach
my round-the-world cruise.Copy !req
945. Where am I?Copy !req
946. What's wrong with my neck?Copy !req
947. You broke it!
You're an organ donor!Copy !req
948. Those are our organs!Copy !req
949. Get back on that slab!Copy !req
950. I need this body!Copy !req
951. - So get back...
- Hey!Copy !req
952. cause I got a...Copy !req
953. It's a bone saw!Copy !req
954. Yeah! Hah!Copy !req
955. Somebody get him!Copy !req
956. Sir, are you okay?Copy !req
957. - Hey!
- Get him! Get him!Copy !req
958. Get back here with that body!Copy !req
959. Whoa!Copy !req
960. What are you doing?Copy !req
961. - Sorry! Sorry!
- That's our body!Copy !req
962. Whoa!Copy !req
963. - There he goes!
- There he is!Copy !req
964. By the fence! Get him! Get him!Copy !req
965. Let's go! Let's head him off!Copy !req
966. Hey, Mr. Snyder. Hey!Copy !req
967. Wow. Garden's looking good.Copy !req
968. I apologize for
my appearance, but I'm your...Copy !req
969. Please, please, please,
just don't call the cops, okay?Copy !req
970. Doc! Doc!Copy !req
971. Julie!Copy !req
972. Buster!Copy !req
973. Ooh, how you been, buddy?Copy !req
974. You been good?
You been a good dog?Copy !req
975. Yeah? What you got here for me?Copy !req
976. What's this?Copy !req
977. I look like an idiot.Copy !req
978. Damn!Copy !req
979. Stay. Stay.Copy !req
980. Good dog.Copy !req
981. Hi! Sorry! Excuse me!Copy !req
982. Hey, bus! Wait!Copy !req
983. Hey!Copy !req
984. Hey.Copy !req
985. Sorry.Copy !req
986. The organs are, in transit.Copy !req
987. There he is! He's on the bus!Copy !req
988. They're in perfect
working order.Copy !req
989. They're working even better
than we expected.Copy !req
990. So let's see what thisCopy !req
991. particulate solution is all about.Copy !req
992. Damn, what the hell
is this stuff?Copy !req
993. Man. This is weird.Copy !req
994. Hey, come back here, you!Copy !req
995. My God. We've got a flasher.Copy !req
996. Isn't that Herb?Copy !req
997. Must be some sort
of publicity stunt.Copy !req
998. The clothes...
Clothes have turned evil!Copy !req
999. They're working together!Copy !req
1000. Shirts! Socks! Whole ensembles!Copy !req
1001. For God's sake,
so get rid of your tie!Copy !req
1002. No, no, no! Herb, you ding-dong.Copy !req
1003. Get back here! Stop!Copy !req
1004. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1005. Forget about the naked man
with the purple face.Copy !req
1006. Your incredible,
misguided generosityCopy !req
1007. has made this a very
special day for the museumCopy !req
1008. and also a very special day
for me,Copy !req
1009. all thanks
to a very special lady,Copy !req
1010. Ms. Julie McElroy.Copy !req
1011. Julie, take a bow!Copy !req
1012. On your feet, girl!
Give it up for Julie!Copy !req
1013. Stand up! Stand up!Copy !req
1014. Looking good!Copy !req
1015. You're mighty mighty,
and I'm letting it all hang out.Copy !req
1016. How 'bout it, Julie?Copy !req
1017. But it... it looks so new.Copy !req
1018. Well, that's because it is new.Copy !req
1019. But the heirloom ring,Copy !req
1020. your grandmother's ring.Copy !req
1021. What?Copy !req
1022. You want a used ring?Copy !req
1023. There he is!Copy !req
1024. Get him! Stop that dead man!Copy !req
1025. We're doctors!Copy !req
1026. We don't want to hurt you!
We just want your organs!Copy !req
1027. Stop running!Copy !req
1028. - No!
- Then you'll be sued!Copy !req
1029. - Fine!
- Damn you, dead man!Copy !req
1030. - Hey!
- Invitation only.Copy !req
1031. We don't need invitations.
We've got diplomas.Copy !req
1032. Julie.Copy !req
1033. Operators are standing by.
Offer expires at midnight.Copy !req
1034. Doc, don't do it!Copy !req
1035. He isn't Stu! He's Monkeybone!Copy !req
1036. All right, let's go. That's it.Copy !req
1037. Say, babe,Copy !req
1038. what did that creep call you?Copy !req
1039. He called me Doc.Copy !req
1040. Show me the monkey!Copy !req
1041. Show me the monkey!Copy !req
1042. Show me the monkey!Copy !req
1043. Come on, fella. Let's go.Copy !req
1044. - That's it.
- Please.Copy !req
1045. Please! I have to talk
to this man.Copy !req
1046. Okay.Copy !req
1047. Who are you?
Why did you say those things?Copy !req
1048. Doc, it's all a mix-up.Copy !req
1049. We were in the Land of Death,Copy !req
1050. he stole my Exit Pass,Copy !req
1051. and that's how Monkeybone
got my body.Copy !req
1052. See? All they had left for me
was this stinking corpse.Copy !req
1053. Thank you.Copy !req
1054. Doc! No, don't walk away!Copy !req
1055. He's only here
to give people nightmares!Copy !req
1056. Doc, the dream!Copy !req
1057. Don't you remember?Copy !req
1058. They were pulling the plug,
and I called out to you!Copy !req
1059. And you heard me, remember?Copy !req
1060. Buster?Copy !req
1061. Aw, come here, fella.Copy !req
1062. Don't lie to me.Copy !req
1063. Is it?Copy !req
1064. Is it you?Copy !req
1065. I had to come back, Julie.Copy !req
1066. I had to give you this.Copy !req
1067. I meant to give it
to you before,Copy !req
1068. the night it happened.Copy !req
1069. I was happy, Julie.Copy !req
1070. I really was.Copy !req
1071. Just try to remember me
like that, okayCopy !req
1072. not like this.Copy !req
1073. What's wrong?Copy !req
1074. I'm crying, too.Copy !req
1075. I just don't have any tears.Copy !req
1076. I'm all dried up.Copy !req
1077. Lemmings and gerbils!Copy !req
1078. You know the next part.Copy !req
1079. It's 50 bucks a swat.Copy !req
1080. Who's up first?Copy !req
1081. Yeah! No, this one's on me.Copy !req
1082. Here's your bat, babe.
Step right up.Copy !req
1083. Just cock the bat like this.Copy !req
1084. - That's good. Just...
- Alice: Julie?Copy !req
1085. It's all right. It's okay.Copy !req
1086. We have to stop this.Copy !req
1087. Those dolls have been
tampered with. They're toxic.Copy !req
1088. No, that's okay.
Hey, no problem.Copy !req
1089. No.Copy !req
1090. Monkeybone.Copy !req
1091. Back in the pack.Copy !req
1092. Stu?Copy !req
1093. I mean it this time.Copy !req
1094. Back in the pack!Copy !req
1095. I can explain everything.Copy !req
1096. I was tired of being
a figment, see?Copy !req
1097. It's dirty, menial work.
It's kind of like being a pool boy,Copy !req
1098. but even pool boys have
their own bodies.Copy !req
1099. Don't I at least deserve a body?Copy !req
1100. Not my body!Copy !req
1101. You get back in the pack,
you bastard!Copy !req
1102. Back in the pack?Copy !req
1103. With the stinky gym socks
and the moldy cheese sticks?Copy !req
1104. No! I've got the body,Copy !req
1105. and I am never getting back
in that goddamn pack! Meh.Copy !req
1106. Waah!Copy !req
1107. Please, no! They're dangerous!
No, you can't!Copy !req
1108. Come on.Copy !req
1109. Excuse me.Copy !req
1110. What is he doing?Copy !req
1111. He's gonna jump.Copy !req
1112. I love you.Copy !req
1113. - No!
- Monkeybone!Copy !req
1114. Hey, stop! Let go! Let go!Copy !req
1115. Did you sleep with my girl?Copy !req
1116. Sleep with her?Copy !req
1117. We did the whole
"Kama Sutra" twice.Copy !req
1118. Yeah? Where's her birthmark?Copy !req
1119. Come on!Copy !req
1120. Bingo!Copy !req
1121. Hey, where'd you get that body?Copy !req
1122. It's a loaner, okay?Copy !req
1123. You sprung a leak?Copy !req
1124. Ooh.Copy !req
1125. I think it can be saved.
Put it on ice.Copy !req
1126. - Hike!
- Hut!Copy !req
1127. Don't move.
I'm coming at you!Copy !req
1128. Aah!Copy !req
1129. Damn it!Copy !req
1130. Over here!Copy !req
1131. - Whoa.
- I'll take that, young man!Copy !req
1132. Here, have another!Copy !req
1133. I'm dead!Copy !req
1134. No! Stop!Copy !req
1135. That's ours!Copy !req
1136. - Hey! Hey!
- Thanks.Copy !req
1137. Mine!Copy !req
1138. - Ha ha!
- Ha ha!Copy !req
1139. Aah!Copy !req
1140. Come on, Monkeybone.Copy !req
1141. Let's do it!Copy !req
1142. Mano y mano!Copy !req
1143. Hey, Stu, I got an idea,
joint custody!Copy !req
1144. I get the body on the weekends.Copy !req
1145. - You get...
- Shut up!Copy !req
1146. - I think I can bring 'em down.
- Julie: No!Copy !req
1147. Please, wait!Copy !req
1148. Where's my body?
Where's my body?Copy !req
1149. You mean my body!Copy !req
1150. Crap! We're dead!Copy !req
1151. A hundred bucks on the monkey!
A hundred bucks!Copy !req
1152. You hunk of cloth!Copy !req
1153. Go! Go!Copy !req
1154. Closing time.Copy !req
1155. Monkey killer! Monkey...Copy !req
1156. Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1157. Whoo hoo hoo. Hey.Copy !req
1158. Death.Copy !req
1159. Stu!Copy !req
1160. You think I gilded the lily
a little?Copy !req
1161. I do like to dress up
when I come DownTown.Copy !req
1162. So how was she?Copy !req
1163. She...Copy !req
1164. She was beautiful.Copy !req
1165. Of course, I was decomposing
at the time,Copy !req
1166. but at least now she knows
how much I love her.Copy !req
1167. So I guess I'm yours.Copy !req
1168. Excuse me, Death.Copy !req
1169. I hate to break up
this little love fest,Copy !req
1170. but my little bladder
is about to burst.Copy !req
1171. But I really gotta go!Copy !req
1172. Hey, where... where's Monkeybone?Copy !req
1173. Back in your head,
where he belongs.Copy !req
1174. You know, Stu, I don't want
to hurt your feelings,Copy !req
1175. but on your own,
you're a tad vanilla,Copy !req
1176. so I didn't want
to send you back without him.Copy !req
1177. What? Back? You...Copy !req
1178. Did you...
You're sending me back?Copy !req
1179. Yeah, I'm sending you back.Copy !req
1180. Thank you. Death...Copy !req
1181. I like you.Copy !req
1182. I'll take
the "South Park" guys instead.Copy !req
1183. I hear they're dying to meet me.Copy !req
1184. Come on, Stu. Come on.
Turn around.Copy !req
1185. Right. So I should assume the...Copy !req
1186. Yeah,Copy !req
1187. - Stu?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1188. Little higher.Copy !req
1189. See you!Copy !req
1190. Waah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1191. Excuse me. That's our corpse!Copy !req
1192. We've been chasing it
all over town!Copy !req
1193. Help yourself, pal.Copy !req
1194. All right, smart-ass.Copy !req
1195. You prepared to cooperate now?Copy !req
1196. Whoa.Copy !req
1197. Buddy, can I borrow your, um...Copy !req
1198. Thank you.Copy !req
1199. Hey, buddy, how are you?Copy !req
1200. How are you?Copy !req
1201. Is it you?Copy !req
1202. Is it really you this time?Copy !req
1203. People, for the love of God,Copy !req
1204. take off your clothes!Copy !req
1205. Take off your clothes!Copy !req