1. Ball one to Johnny Damon
and we are under way.
Copy !req
2. Damon has eight hits
in 18 at bats,
Copy !req
3. a double, a triple,
a couple of stolen bases.
Copy !req
4. He had four hits
in the series opener.
Copy !req
5. Strike.
Copy !req
6. Down the right-field line,
fair off the bat of Damon.
Copy !req
7. It rolls by Spencer.
Copy !req
8. And Damon will coast into
second base with a leadoff double.
Copy !req
9. Into right-center field, broken bat,
it'll fall, a base hit.
Copy !req
10. They wave around Damon.
He will score.
Copy !req
11. And Jason Giambi delivers
Copy !req
12. with a run-scoring single
here in the opening inning.
Copy !req
13. And the Athletics
have taken that 1-nothing lead.
Copy !req
14. Go, come on, now. We gotta spin it.
Copy !req
15. Let's go, Yankees!
Copy !req
16. Let's go, Yankees!
Copy !req
17. Bases loaded.
Copy !req
18. The Yankees have the tying run
at second, down 2-nothing.
Copy !req
19. The A's are kicking it and throwing it
all over the field.
Copy !req
20. And it might lead to their elimination
if they don't get it right in a hurry.
Copy !req
21. Hammered down the right-field line.
Justice!
Copy !req
22. The Yankees have taken the lead.
Copy !req
23. They're standing,
anticipating another trip
Copy !req
24. to the League
Championship Series.
Copy !req
25. The Yankees one out away.
Copy !req
26. Eric Byrnes, never with an
at bat in Yankee Stadium,
Copy !req
27. and they don't get
much bigger than this one.
Copy !req
28. Or more hectic when you're
up there trying to get a job done.
Copy !req
29. And they're a strike away.
Copy !req
30. And they're roaring in the Bronx.
Copy !req
31. Losing the first two games at home
in the best-of-five series
Copy !req
32. and roar back to-
Copy !req
33. The Yankees will defend their title.
Copy !req
34. It's okay, Joe, you can leave it on.
Copy !req
35. I don't need to watch.
Joe, leave it on.
Copy !req
36. Okay.
Copy !req
37. Imagine how bad it'd be
if you were a Yankee player
Copy !req
38. and didn't like the taste
of champagne.
Copy !req
39. Better ask to get traded.
Copy !req
40. You gotta give the Yankees-
Copy !req
41. - win the big game.
Copy !req
42. What a series that is
gonna be in the next...
Copy !req
43. You know how many kids
are wearing Giambi's-?
Copy !req
44. You know, Oakland Giambi's jerseys
and hats and pictures and posters?
Copy !req
45. Those same kids will be booing in
July when the Yankees come here.
Copy !req
46. Is it Giambi that's stabbing the back
or the Pinstripes on the East Coast?
Copy !req
47. You can't blame them
for pilfering the henhouse.
Copy !req
48. The henhouse is there.
I can't blame them?
Copy !req
49. They're offering $120 million
oνer six years.
Copy !req
50. The Yankees have deeper pockets and
they're willing to give him money.
Copy !req
51. They're pilfering our players.
Copy !req
52. It's like we're a farm system
for the New York Yankees.
Copy !req
53. How are the guys doing?
That was a killer.
Copy !req
54. That was a killer.
It's a tough one to swallow. It's...
Copy !req
55. They played great.
They played their hearts out.
Copy !req
56. They did. They played fantastic.
It just didn't fall our way.
Copy !req
57. You'll do better next year.
But we were close, though.
Copy !req
58. We were so close.
Right there.
Copy !req
59. Almost had it. You gotta
feel good about that.
Copy !req
60. I feel great about it.
I feel great about it.
Copy !req
61. Um...
Copy !req
62. We're not gonna do better
next year.
Copy !req
63. Why not?
Well, you know we're being gutted.
Copy !req
64. We're losing Giambi,
Damon, Isringhausen.
Copy !req
65. Done deal.
We're in trouble.
Copy !req
66. You'll find new guys.
You found Jason, you found Damon.
Copy !req
67. I need more money, Steve.
Billy.
Copy !req
68. I need more money.
We don't have any.
Copy !req
69. I can't compete against $120 million
with $38 million.
Copy !req
70. We're not gonna compete with
these teams that have big budgets.
Copy !req
71. We're gonna work
within the constraints we have,
Copy !req
72. and you're gonna do the best job
that you can recruiting new players.
Copy !req
73. We're not gonna pay $17 million
to players.
Copy !req
74. I'm not asking you
Copy !req
75. for 10 or 20, 30 million dollars.
Copy !req
76. I'm just asking for a bit of help.
Copy !req
77. Get me a little closer and I will
get you that championship team.
Copy !req
78. I mean, this is why I'm here.
This is why you hired me.
Copy !req
79. And I gotta ask you,
what are we doing here
Copy !req
80. Billy, I-
if it's not to win a championship?
Copy !req
81. I wanna win just as much-
That's my bar. My bar is here.
Copy !req
82. My bar is to take this team
to the championship.
Copy !req
83. Billy, we're a small-market team,
and you're a small-market GM.
Copy !req
84. I'm asking you to be okay not
spending money that I don't have.
Copy !req
85. And I'm asking you
to take a deep breath,
Copy !req
86. shake off the loss, get back
in a room with your guys,
Copy !req
87. and figure out how to find
replacements for the guys we lost
Copy !req
88. with the money that we do have.
Copy !req
89. I'm not leaving here. I'm not-
I can't leave here with that.
Copy !req
90. What else can I help you with?
Copy !req
91. It's a good offer,
and you gotta match it. I-
Copy !req
92. I need another day.
Copy !req
93. His mind's pretty made up.
I just think you should know that.
Copy !req
94. I got a call. I'll get you back.
I'll let him know.
Copy !req
95. Bye.
Copy !req
96. Yeah?
Billy, Scott.
Copy !req
97. Just got off the phone with Dan.
You didn't.
Copy !req
98. I was surprised he called me.
Copy !req
99. Stop. I got Johnny for 7.5
or he doesn't play anywhere else.
Copy !req
100. That's the deal you made.
Boston just upped it to 7.75.
Copy !req
101. You there?
Copy !req
102. We had a deal, Scott.
We have a deal, if it's 8 million.
Copy !req
103. Oh, man, you played me.
I'm just doing my job for my client.
Copy !req
104. No, you're playing me,
and you're still playing me.
Copy !req
105. Congratulations, asshole.
You win.
Copy !req
106. I like guys that got
a little hair on their ass.
Copy !req
107. He looks like a Mantle
or a Mays, quite frankly.
Copy !req
108. He's got a baseball body.
Matty, who do you got?
Copy !req
109. I like Geronimo.
Yes.
Copy !req
110. The guy's an athlete.
Big, fast, talented.
Copy !req
111. Top of my list.
Clean-cut, good face.
Copy !req
112. Yeah, good jaw.
Five-tools guy.
Copy !req
113. Good-looking ballplayer.
Can he hit?
Copy !req
114. He's got a beautiful swing.
The ball explodes off his bat.
Copy !req
115. He throws the club head at the ball,
and when he connects,
Copy !req
116. he drives it,
it pops off the bat.
Copy !req
117. You can hear it all over the ballpark.
A lot of pop.
Copy !req
118. If he's good,
why doesn't he hit good?
Copy !req
119. He is a good hitter.
He'll be ready.
Copy !req
120. He's gonna be a good hitter
against big-league arms?
Copy !req
121. Could be great.
I don't think so.
Copy !req
122. Kid needs at bats. Give him 400
at bats, he's gonna get better.
Copy !req
123. He can play.
Copy !req
124. He's hit everywhere
along the line.
Copy !req
125. He's one of our guys.
Copy !req
126. Okay, let's move on.
Copy !req
127. Artie, who do you like?
I like Perez. He's got a classic swing.
Copy !req
128. It's a real clean stroke.
I don't know. Can't hit the curveball.
Copy !req
129. There's some work to be done,
I'll admit that, but he's noticeable.
Copy !req
130. Got an ugly girlfriend.
What's that mean?
Copy !req
131. Ugly girlfriend
means no confidence.
Copy !req
132. You are full of it. Artie
is right. This guy's got an attitude.
Copy !req
133. An attitude is good.
Copy !req
134. He walks in a room, his dick's
already been there for two minutes.
Copy !req
135. He passes the eye-candy test.
Got the looks.
Copy !req
136. He's ready to play the part.
He just needs playing time.
Copy !req
137. I'm just saying,
his girlfriend is a six at best.
Copy !req
138. Look, if we're trying to replace
Giambi, this guy could be it.
Copy !req
139. I agree with you.
La-la-la-la-la.
Copy !req
140. Damn, Billy,
was that a suggestion?
Copy !req
141. Guys, you're just talking.
Copy !req
142. Talking, "la-la-la-la-la,"
like this is business as usual.
Copy !req
143. It's not.
Copy !req
144. We're trying to solve
the problem.
Copy !req
145. Not like this.
You're not looking at the problem.
Copy !req
146. We're very aware
of the problem. I mean-
Copy !req
147. Okay, good. What's the problem?
Copy !req
148. Look, Billy, we all understand
what the problem is. We have to-
Copy !req
149. Okay, good.
What's the problem?
Copy !req
150. We have to replace three
key players in our lineup.
Copy !req
151. Nope. What's the problem?
Copy !req
152. We gotta replace
these guys with what we have-
Copy !req
153. No. What's the problem, Barry?
Copy !req
154. We need 38 home runs, 120 RBIs
and 47 doubles to replace.
Copy !req
155. The problem we're trying to solve
is that there are rich teams
Copy !req
156. and there are poor teams,
then there's 50 feet of crap,
Copy !req
157. and then there's us.
Copy !req
158. It's an unfair game.
Copy !req
159. And now we've been gutted.
We're like organ donors for the rich.
Copy !req
160. Boston's taken our kidneys,
Yankees have taken our heart.
Copy !req
161. And you guys sit around
Copy !req
162. talking the same old "good body"
nonsense like we're selling jeans.
Copy !req
163. Like we're looking for Fabio.
Copy !req
164. We got to think differently.
Copy !req
165. We are the last dog
at the bowl.
Copy !req
166. You see what happens to
the runt of the litter? He dies.
Copy !req
167. Billy, that's a very touching story
and everything,
Copy !req
168. but I think we're all very much
aware of what we're facing.
Copy !req
169. You have a lot of experience
and wisdom in this room.
Copy !req
170. You need to have a little faith and
let us do the job of replacing Giambi.
Copy !req
171. Is there another first
baseman like Giambi?
Copy !req
172. No, not really.
No.
Copy !req
173. If there was, could we afford him?
Nope.
Copy !req
174. Then what the fuck
are you talking about, man?
Copy !req
175. If we try to play like the Yankees
in here,
Copy !req
176. we will lose to the Yankees
out there.
Copy !req
177. Boy, that sounds like
fortune-cookie wisdom to me, Billy.
Copy !req
178. No, that's just logic.
Who's Fabio?
Copy !req
179. He's a shortstop.
He's a shortstop from Seattle.
Copy !req
180. Now, this is no time
to push the panic button.
Copy !req
181. Our scouts will find players,
Player Development will develop them.
Copy !req
182. We'll teach them to play
Oakland A baseball.
Copy !req
183. With all due respect, we've
been doing this a long time.
Copy !req
184. Why don't you just let us be
responsible for replacing Giambi
Copy !req
185. with who we know
that can play?
Copy !req
186. Easy power.
And loose.
Copy !req
187. Good face.
Copy !req
188. This son of a bitch
is going in the first round.
Copy !req
189. You're a premium player, Billy.
Copy !req
190. You can run, you can field,
you can throw, you can hit,
Copy !req
191. you can hit with power.
Copy !req
192. That doesn't come along very often.
Copy !req
193. This is Tom Martinez,
national cross-checker.
Copy !req
194. How you doing?
Billy Beane.
Copy !req
195. Nice to meet you.
Copy !req
196. It's been a while since I've seen a
five-tool guy that can do everything.
Copy !req
197. I'm hopeful your interest
in professional baseball
Copy !req
198. is as strong as ours is gonna be
in getting you in this upcoming draft.
Copy !req
199. Mr. Beane?
Copy !req
200. Mark is ready
to see you now.
Copy !req
201. How you doing?
I'm fine.
Copy !req
202. How are you?
Good.
Copy !req
203. Hey, Billy.
Hey, Mark.
Copy !req
204. Good to see you. Please sit down.
You too.
Copy !req
205. These are the guys. Guys, Billy.
Boys.
Copy !req
206. How's it going?
All right. How you been?
Copy !req
207. You're filling out that chair nicely.
I got three weeks in it right now.
Copy !req
208. Good, good, man.
Copy !req
209. Yeah, man. How you doing?
Fantastic.
Copy !req
210. Awesome.
Couldn't be better.
Copy !req
211. That's good to hear.
I'm not gonna waste your time.
Copy !req
212. You just tell me
what you're looking for.
Copy !req
213. Fifty million dollars
in additional payroll.
Copy !req
214. You should try Giambi.
Copy !req
215. Ouch.
I'm sorry. Too soon, right?
Copy !req
216. I want this to be
a friendly meeting.
Copy !req
217. It's not all
on your shoulders.
Copy !req
218. Where's Steve in this?
Steve's great.
Copy !req
219. He's supportive
in rebuilding this team.
Copy !req
220. That's what we're gonna do.
Copy !req
221. So, what are you looking for?
A left-handed reliever.
Copy !req
222. I'm thinking Ricardo Rincon.
Copy !req
223. That's not gonna happen.
Copy !req
224. Not even a discussion?
Copy !req
225. Billy, even if you could afford him,
respectfully, we love him.
Copy !req
226. We're not about to let him go.
Copy !req
227. You got this Venezuelan kid
coming up.
Copy !req
228. We had him.
We moved him to Detroit.
Copy !req
229. Huh.
What else you thinking?
Copy !req
230. Outfielders.
Copy !req
231. To replace Damon?
Yeah.
Copy !req
232. In your price range? No disrespect.
Enough, Mark.
Copy !req
233. Uh... Hollins?
Copy !req
234. Uh-uh.
Copy !req
235. Garcia?
No.
Copy !req
236. Maybe Coste.
Copy !req
237. Uh-uh.
Copy !req
238. That's it.
Copy !req
239. All right, tell me about Garcia.
To replace Johnny Damon?
Copy !req
240. Mark, is he healthy?
Yeah, he's healthy-ish.
Copy !req
241. He had that back thing.
Copy !req
242. He'll be ready for spring ball.
I'll tell you what.
Copy !req
243. I can give you Guthrie
if you kick in some cash.
Copy !req
244. Mark Guthrie?
Yeah.
Copy !req
245. How much cash?
Two hundred K.
Copy !req
246. Okay.
Copy !req
247. So Garcia's gonna be a no.
You're kidding me, right?
Copy !req
248. You're kidding me.
I'm not.
Copy !req
249. Okay. Straight up,
Garcia for Guthrie, no kicker.
Copy !req
250. No kicker?
Straight up.
Copy !req
251. I think it's gonna be a hard no on
Garcia, but let's just keep going.
Copy !req
252. What else you thinking?
What are we doing? Is this business?
Copy !req
253. This is the way we do
business in Cleveland.
Copy !req
254. Hey.
Copy !req
255. Hello.
Who are you?
Copy !req
256. I'm Peter Brand.
Copy !req
257. What do you do?
Copy !req
258. I'm special assistant
to Mark Shapiro.
Copy !req
259. So, what do you do?
Copy !req
260. Mostly player analysis
right now.
Copy !req
261. Been on the job long?
First job in baseball?
Copy !req
262. It's my first job anywhere.
Copy !req
263. Wow, congrats.
Thank you.
Copy !req
264. First job.
Whose nephew are you?
Copy !req
265. Why does Mark listen to you?
Copy !req
266. I don't think, uh...
Copy !req
267. I don't think he does very often.
Copy !req
268. He just did.
Copy !req
269. Well, in that circumstance,
Copy !req
270. I think he was more listening
to Bruce than myself.
Copy !req
271. Mm-hm. Who are you?
Copy !req
272. I'm Peter Brand.
Copy !req
273. I don't give a rat's ass
what your name is.
Copy !req
274. What happened
in there?
Copy !req
275. What happened
in that room?
Copy !req
276. I'm not quite sure what
you're asking me, Mr. Beane.
Copy !req
277. What did you
tell Bruce?
Copy !req
278. I just told Bruce I like Garcia.
You like Garcia. Why?
Copy !req
279. Why?
Copy !req
280. I don't know. Ahem.
Copy !req
281. There is an epidemic failure
within the game
Copy !req
282. to understand
what is really happening.
Copy !req
283. And this leads people who run
Major League Baseball teams
Copy !req
284. to misjudge their players
and mismanage their teams.
Copy !req
285. I apologize.
Copy !req
286. Go on.
Copy !req
287. Okay. People who run ball clubs,
they think in terms of buying players.
Copy !req
288. Your goal shouldn't be to buy players.
Your goal should be to buy wins.
Copy !req
289. And in order to buy wins,
you need to buy runs.
Copy !req
290. You're trying
to replace Johnny Damon.
Copy !req
291. The Red Sox see Johnny Damon
Copy !req
292. and they see a star
who's worth $7.5 million a year.
Copy !req
293. When I see Johnny Damon,
Copy !req
294. what I see is...
Copy !req
295. an imperfect understanding
of where runs come from.
Copy !req
296. The guy's got a great glove.
Copy !req
297. He's a decent leadoff hitter.
He can steal bases.
Copy !req
298. But is he worth
the $7.5 million a year
Copy !req
299. that the Boston Red Sox
are paying him?
Copy !req
300. No. No.
Copy !req
301. Baseball thinking is medieval.
Copy !req
302. They are asking
all the wrong questions.
Copy !req
303. And if I say it to anybody,
I'm ostracized. I'm a leper.
Copy !req
304. So that's why I'm cagey
about this with you.
Copy !req
305. That's why-
Copy !req
306. I respect you, Mr. Beane,
and if you want full disclosure,
Copy !req
307. I think it's a good thing that
you got Damon off your payroll.
Copy !req
308. I think it opens up all kinds
of interesting possibilities.
Copy !req
309. Where you from, Pete?
Maryland.
Copy !req
310. Where'd you go to school?
Yale. I went to Yale.
Copy !req
311. What'd you study?
Economics.
Copy !req
312. I studied economics.
Copy !req
313. Yale, economics and baseball.
Copy !req
314. You're funny, Pete.
Copy !req
315. Tell me, why Billy?
Copy !req
316. What is it that makes him special?
Copy !req
317. Very rare do you come upon
a young man like Billy
Copy !req
318. who can run, who can field,
who can throw, who can hit,
Copy !req
319. and who can hit with power.
Copy !req
320. Those five tools,
you don't see that very often.
Copy !req
321. Most of the youngsters
that we have an interest in
Copy !req
322. have one or two tools,
Copy !req
323. and we're hoping
to develop an extra one.
Copy !req
324. Your son has five.
Copy !req
325. We're looking at a guy that's a
potential superstar for us in New York.
Copy !req
326. The time is now
to get him started.
Copy !req
327. We're prepared to make
a sizable financial commitment.
Copy !req
328. The Mets are gonna
stand behind Billy
Copy !req
329. because we expect him
to be our big-league center fielder.
Copy !req
330. This check here
represents the offer
Copy !req
331. that the New York Mets
would be making to Billy.
Copy !req
332. You do know that he's been accepted
to Stanford on a full scholarship?
Copy !req
333. I do.
Copy !req
334. So he can do both?
Copy !req
335. Unfortunately, he can't do Stanford
and professional baseball.
Copy !req
336. He would have to pick one
or the other.
Copy !req
337. If he wants to be center fielder
for the Mets,
Copy !req
338. wants to be a baseball player,
Copy !req
339. he really needs to accept this
as life's first occupation, first career.
Copy !req
340. We're all told at some point we can
no longer play the children's game.
Copy !req
341. We just don't know
when that's gonna be.
Copy !req
342. Some of us are told at 18, some of
us are told at 40, but we're all told.
Copy !req
343. But this is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
Copy !req
344. We want you badly, and we think that this
amount of money expresses that desire.
Copy !req
345. Billy, this is your decision,
and whatever that decision is,
Copy !req
346. you know it's fine
with your mother and I.
Copy !req
347. Hello?
Hey, it's Billy Beane.
Copy !req
348. Hey, what time is it?
I don't know.
Copy !req
349. Listen, would you have
drafted me in the first round?
Copy !req
350. What?
Copy !req
351. After I left, you looked me up
on your computer.
Copy !req
352. Would you have drafted me
in the first round?
Copy !req
353. I did, yeah.
You were a good player.
Copy !req
354. Cut the crap, man.
Copy !req
355. Would you have drafted me
in the first round?
Copy !req
356. I'd have taken you in the
ninth round. No signing bonus.
Copy !req
357. I imagine you would've passed
and taken that scholarship.
Copy !req
358. Yeah.
Copy !req
359. Pack your bags, Pete.
Copy !req
360. I just bought you
from the Cleveland Indians.
Copy !req
361. Is it attached to that clamp?
Yeah, let me unhook it.
Copy !req
362. Slide it up right there.
Copy !req
363. To the left.
I did.
Copy !req
364. Yeah, yeah.
Hang on, it's wet.
Copy !req
365. Come on.
Copy !req
366. Morning, Suzanne. Coffee on?
Yes.
Copy !req
367. Great.
Copy !req
368. Billy Beane's office.
Hey.
Copy !req
369. Peter Brand.
Billy.
Copy !req
370. How are-? Hi, how you doing?
Nice to see you.
Copy !req
371. Good to have you here.
Boy, you move in fast.
Copy !req
372. Yeah, yeah.
I got here early this morning.
Copy !req
373. Wow. Huh.
Copy !req
374. All moved in.
Yeah.
Copy !req
375. Yeah.
Copy !req
376. Hey, Billy,
Copy !req
377. I wanted you to see
these player evaluations
Copy !req
378. that you asked me to do.
Copy !req
379. I asked you to do three.
Copy !req
380. Yeah.
Copy !req
381. To evaluate three players.
Yeah.
Copy !req
382. How many did you do?
Copy !req
383. Forty-seven.
Copy !req
384. Okay.
Copy !req
385. Actually, 51.
I don't know why I lied just then.
Copy !req
386. Why don't you walk me
through the board?
Copy !req
387. Thank you.
Copy !req
388. Using this equation
in the upper left,
Copy !req
389. I'm projecting that we need
to win at least 99 games
Copy !req
390. in order to make it
to the postseason.
Copy !req
391. We need to score at least 814 runs
in order to win those games
Copy !req
392. and allow no more
than 645 runs.
Copy !req
393. What's this?
Copy !req
394. This is a code that I've written
for our year-to-year projections.
Copy !req
395. This is building in the intelligence
that we have to project players.
Copy !req
396. Okay.
Copy !req
397. It's about getting things down
to one number.
Copy !req
398. Using the stats
the way we read them,
Copy !req
399. we'll find value in players
that nobody else can see.
Copy !req
400. People are overlooked
Copy !req
401. for a variety of biased reasons
and perceived flaws.
Copy !req
402. Age, appearance, personality.
Copy !req
403. Bill James and mathematics
cut straight through that.
Copy !req
404. Billy, of the 20,000 notable players
for us to consider,
Copy !req
405. I believe that there is
a championship team
Copy !req
406. of 25 people that we can afford,
Copy !req
407. because everyone else
in baseball undervalues them.
Copy !req
408. Like an island of misfit toys.
Copy !req
409. Billy, this is Chad Bradford.
He's a relief pitcher.
Copy !req
410. He is one of the most undervalued
players in baseball.
Copy !req
411. His defect is that he throws funny.
Copy !req
412. Nobody in the big leagues cares
about him because he looks funny.
Copy !req
413. This guy could be not just
the best pitcher in our pen,
Copy !req
414. but one of the most effective
relief pitchers in all baseball.
Copy !req
415. This guy should cost
$3 million a year.
Copy !req
416. We can get him for 237,000.
Copy !req
417. Billy.
Copy !req
418. That it?
Yeah.
Copy !req
419. Hey, Art.
Copy !req
420. Can I talk to you
before you get started?
Copy !req
421. I'm a bit busy right now.
I know.
Copy !req
422. I know.
Okay.
Copy !req
423. Morning, everyone.
Art.
Copy !req
424. Peter Brand. Nice to meet you.
Where the hell's Pete?
Copy !req
425. That's Pete.
Copy !req
426. Grab a seat.
I'll be right back.
Copy !req
427. All right,
where did you say he's at?
Copy !req
428. Okay. He's on-
Copy !req
429. Who's the kid?
A friend of mine.
Copy !req
430. I can't manage this team
under a one-year contract.
Copy !req
431. Well, sure you can.
Copy !req
432. No, I can't.
Copy !req
433. Okay. I gotta put a team
on the field.
Copy !req
434. After that, I'll take a good
long look at your contract.
Copy !req
435. Deal with the manager's contract,
then put a team on the field.
Copy !req
436. At this moment, if a grounder's hit
to first, nobody's there to stop it.
Copy !req
437. It's not easy doing what I do under
the cloud of a one-year contract.
Copy !req
438. Okay, I understand that.
Copy !req
439. I've been there.
I know you have.
Copy !req
440. A one-year contract means the same
thing to a manager as to a player.
Copy !req
441. There's not a lot of faith there.
Copy !req
442. Which is strange
after a 102-win season.
Copy !req
443. I see.
Copy !req
444. If you lose the last game
of the season, nobody gives a shit.
Copy !req
445. So it's on me now?
No, Art, it's on me.
Copy !req
446. And the kid
is the new assistant GM.
Copy !req
447. Okay.
Okay, fellas.
Copy !req
448. Hey, Billy.
Copy !req
449. You can't deny his
offensive output. He can play.
Copy !req
450. And we need people
that can play.
Copy !req
451. Who do you wanna
talk about first?
Copy !req
452. None of them.
Copy !req
453. Billy, we got 38 home runs,
120 RBIs to make up for.
Copy !req
454. Guys, you're still trying
to replace Giambi.
Copy !req
455. I told you we can't do it,
and we can't do it.
Copy !req
456. Now, what we might be able
to do is re-create him.
Copy !req
457. Re-create him in the aggregate.
The what?
Copy !req
458. Giambi's on-base percentage
was. 477.
Copy !req
459. Damon's on-base,324.
And Olmedo's was. 291.
Copy !req
460. Add that up and you get...
Copy !req
461. Do you want me to speak?
Copy !req
462. When I point at you, yeah.
Copy !req
463. 1.092.
Divided by three.
Copy !req
464. .364.
That's what we're looking for.
Copy !req
465. Three ballplayers
- Three ballplayers whose average OBP is...
Copy !req
466. .364.
Copy !req
467. Wait, that doesn't come out right.
It's right, Artie.
Copy !req
468. Billy.
You gotta carry the one.
Copy !req
469. Billy.
Scratch this out.
Copy !req
470. Yeah?
Copy !req
471. Who's that?
Copy !req
472. That's Pete.
Copy !req
473. Does Pete really need to be here?
Copy !req
474. Yes, he does.
Copy !req
475. Okay, here's who we want.
Copy !req
476. Number one:
Jason's little brother, Jeremy.
Copy !req
477. Oh, God.
Billy, that's trouble.
Copy !req
478. Billy, look, if I
- Yeah. Billy, if I may, he's had his problems off the field,
Copy !req
479. and we know what he can't do
on the field.
Copy !req
480. He's getting thick around the waist.
Copy !req
481. There's reports about him
on weed, in strip clubs.
Copy !req
482. His on-base percentage
is all we're looking at now.
Copy !req
483. And Jeremy gets on base an awful
lot for a guy who only costs 285,000.
Copy !req
484. Jeez, Billy-
Number two:
Copy !req
485. David Justice.
Oh, no.
Copy !req
486. His legs are gone.
Not a good idea.
Copy !req
487. Old Man Justice?
Why is that?
Copy !req
488. Steinbrenner's so pissed at his decline, he's
willing to eat his contract to get rid of him.
Copy !req
489. Exactly.
Ten years ago, Justice, big name.
Copy !req
490. Been in big games.
Copy !req
491. He's gonna really help our
season tickets early in the year,
Copy !req
492. but in the dog days in July, August,
we're lucky if he's gonna hit his weight.
Copy !req
493. Billy, his legs are gone,
and he's a defensive liability.
Copy !req
494. I question whether
the bat speed's there.
Copy !req
495. His legs are gone.
Grady.
Copy !req
496. We'll be lucky to get 60 games
out of him. Why do you like him?
Copy !req
497. Because he gets on base.
Copy !req
498. What is this?
What are we doing?
Copy !req
499. Okay, number three:
Copy !req
500. Scott Hatteberg.
Who?
Copy !req
501. Hatteberg?
Exactly.
Copy !req
502. He sounds like an Oakland A
already.
Copy !req
503. Yes, he's had a little problem with-
Little problem? He can't throw.
Copy !req
504. He's a career. 260 hitter.
The best part of his career is over.
Copy !req
505. It's just getting started.
Boston wants to cut him.
Copy !req
506. No one wants to pick him up.
Good. He's cheap.
Copy !req
507. Let me get this straight.
You're gonna get a guy
Copy !req
508. that's been released by half
the organizations in baseball
Copy !req
509. because he's got nonrepairable nerve
damage in his elbow and can't throw.
Copy !req
510. He can't throw and he can't
field. But what can he do?
Copy !req
511. Oh, boy.
Copy !req
512. Check your reports
or I'm gonna point at Pete.
Copy !req
513. He gets on base.
He can get on base.
Copy !req
514. So he walks a lot.
He gets on base a lot, Rocco.
Copy !req
515. Do I care
if it's a walk or a hit?
Copy !req
516. Pete?
Copy !req
517. You do not.
I do not.
Copy !req
518. I got 37 free agents
that are better than those three guys.
Copy !req
519. Wait a minute,
let me get this straight.
Copy !req
520. So you're not gonna bring in one
Copy !req
521. but three defective players
to replace Giambi?
Copy !req
522. You're not buying into
this Bill James bullshit?
Copy !req
523. This is the new
direction of the A's.
Copy !req
524. We are card counters
at the blackjack table
Copy !req
525. and we're gonna turn the odds
on the casino.
Copy !req
526. I don't see it.
Seriously, guys.
Copy !req
527. I think we have to remember
this is the man.
Copy !req
528. He answers to no one
except ownership and God.
Copy !req
529. And he doesn't
have to answer to us.
Copy !req
530. We make suggestions,
he makes decisions.
Copy !req
531. That's all fine and well, but
we've been working our asses off
Copy !req
532. for weeks to make this club better,
and you're shitting all over it.
Copy !req
533. This is not a discussion.
Copy !req
534. What are we discussing?
Copy !req
535. Barry, not a discussion.
Copy !req
536. Billy, man, um,
Copy !req
537. there's one thing
you're forgetting.
Copy !req
538. None of those three guys
knows how to play first base.
Copy !req
539. Well, you're gonna have
to teach one of them.
Copy !req
540. Teach?
Copy !req
541. Which one?
Copy !req
542. This is really the kickoff to the
holiday season here in downtown Seattle.
Copy !req
543. It took weeks of planning to lead up to
the big event, but it was well worth it.
Copy !req
544. The weather was ideal.
People are still having a great time.
Copy !req
545. Thousands of people
were out earlier.
Copy !req
546. We have a nice recap for you
Copy !req
547. of all the great events taking place
downtown in Seattle-
Copy !req
548. Hello?
Scott?
Copy !req
549. Yes.
Copy !req
550. It's Billy Beane of the Oakland A's.
Yes.
Copy !req
551. Can we talk?
Uh, yeah.
Copy !req
552. Do you wanna let us in?
Copy !req
553. Pardon me?
We're out front.
Copy !req
554. What?
On the curb.
Copy !req
555. Uh, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
556. Honey?
Copy !req
557. Oh, thank you.
Thank you, ma'am.
Copy !req
558. Very kind.
Copy !req
559. How's the elbow, Scott?
Copy !req
560. You know, it's good.
It's really good. It's great. Uh...
Copy !req
561. I can't throw the ball at all.
Yeah.
Copy !req
562. You've thrown your last ball
from behind home plate.
Copy !req
563. That's what I'd say.
Well...
Copy !req
564. Good news is,
we want you at first.
Copy !req
565. We want you to play
first base for the Oakland A's.
Copy !req
566. Okay, well,
Copy !req
567. I've only ever played catcher.
Copy !req
568. Scott, you're not
a catcher anymore.
Copy !req
569. If you were, our call wouldn't
have been the only one you got.
Copy !req
570. Yeah. Hey, listen, no, I appreciate it.
You're welcome.
Copy !req
571. But the thing is, is...
You don't know how to play first base.
Copy !req
572. Scott.
That's right.
Copy !req
573. It's not that hard, Scott.
Copy !req
574. Tell him, Wash.
It's incredibly hard.
Copy !req
575. Hey, anything worth doing is.
And we're gonna teach you.
Copy !req
576. Wait a minute here.
I mean, but what about-?
Copy !req
577. Jason's gone, Scott.
Copy !req
578. You want me to take
Giambi's spot at first base?
Copy !req
579. Yeah.
What about the fans?
Copy !req
580. Maybe I can teach one of them.
The fans don't- Good one.
Copy !req
581. Fans don't run
my ball club.
Copy !req
582. Honey, what are you doing awake?
Copy !req
583. Sweetheart, can you...?
Copy !req
584. That's my daughter.
Copy !req
585. You got kids?
Copy !req
586. Uh, yeah, a daughter.
Copy !req
587. Scott, this is a contract to play ball
for the Oakland A's.
Copy !req
588. A copy's been sent over
to your agent.
Copy !req
589. Discuss with your wife,
let us know.
Copy !req
590. Thank you.
Copy !req
591. Bye-bye.
Bye.
Copy !req
592. Oh, and, Scott.
Yeah?
Copy !req
593. Don't tell anyone
about the first-base thing.
Copy !req
594. Yes, sir.
Okay.
Copy !req
595. Happy holidays.
All right.
Copy !req
596. Hey, Sharon.
Hi, Billy.
Copy !req
597. Is she ready?
She's out with friends.
Copy !req
598. But she'll be back. Come in.
Copy !req
599. Okay.
Yeah, she's right here. Hold on.
Copy !req
600. Here you go.
Copy !req
601. Here, wanna have a seat?
Yeah.
Copy !req
602. You good, Billy?
Yeah. How are you, Alan?
Copy !req
603. Good. Really good. Things
are peaceful around here.
Copy !req
604. It's good to see you.
Copy !req
605. Thanks, Alan.
Copy !req
606. I haven't got to see you
since play-offs.
Copy !req
607. I wanted to say that New York
was heartbreaking.
Copy !req
608. I'm sure for you too.
Copy !req
609. Not many teams make it that far,
and to watch you go that far was-
Copy !req
610. It was really an accomplishment.
Well, that's nice.
Copy !req
611. How is the team shaping up?
Copy !req
612. Team's good. Rebuilding.
Good.
Copy !req
613. I read you lost
Giambonni and Damon.
Copy !req
614. Giambi.
Giambi.
Copy !req
615. Yeah.
Damon, Isringhausen.
Copy !req
616. They're really-? They're gone?
Gone. Yesterday's news.
Copy !req
617. That's terrible.
No, but that is a tough situation.
Copy !req
618. That's...
Copy !req
619. You're gonna be fine, though.
You always figure something out.
Copy !req
620. Where is she? Where was
she? Down the street or...?
Copy !req
621. Oh, sorry, yeah. I just talked to her
on her cell. She's coming up the hill.
Copy !req
622. Okay.
Copy !req
623. She's got a cell phone?
Copy !req
624. Yeah.
A 12-year-old?
Copy !req
625. Yeah.
Copy !req
626. Huh.
Copy !req
627. For emergencies.
Copy !req
628. Big parenting decision.
Copy !req
629. But it's something that, you know,
we, you know, all should discuss,
Copy !req
630. because if you have
any objections, of course...
Copy !req
631. Her mother and I
will discuss it.
Copy !req
632. But thank you.
Copy !req
633. Any of these?
Um...
Copy !req
634. I don't know.
Copy !req
635. Do you-?
This one's cool.
Copy !req
636. Is that good or bad?
Copy !req
637. Butterflies.
They're okay.
Copy !req
638. Look, that one's pretty.
I like the red.
Copy !req
639. Should we try?
Copy !req
640. No?
Copy !req
641. Oh, I like this one.
Yeah?
Copy !req
642. Dad, look at this one.
Copy !req
643. Look how it's red.
It's beautiful.
Copy !req
644. This one's pretty.
Let's try it out.
Copy !req
645. Just right here?
Why don't we go over there?
Copy !req
646. Can we go over there?
Copy !req
647. Oh, honey, you need to sing.
That's so good.
Copy !req
648. That's beautiful.
Copy !req
649. Sometimes I sing.
Copy !req
650. It's fun to sing with your song, but
I don't want people to listen to me.
Copy !req
651. Well, honey, I think people would love
to listen to you. That's beautiful.
Copy !req
652. Would you sing a little
for your dad?
Copy !req
653. Right here
in the middle of the store?
Copy !req
654. Little bit.
Little bit.
Copy !req
655. You ready?
I'm ready.
Copy !req
656. Okay.
Copy !req
657. I'm just a little bit
Caught in the middle
Copy !req
658. Life is a maze
And love is a riddle
Copy !req
659. I don't know where to go
Can't do it alone, I've tried
Copy !req
660. And I don't know why
Copy !req
661. I'm just a little girl
Lost in the moment
Copy !req
662. I'm so scared
But I don't show it
Copy !req
663. I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down
Copy !req
664. I know I've got to let it go
Copy !req
665. And just enjoy the show
Copy !req
666. Billy Beane was taken in the
first round of the amateur draft.
Copy !req
667. I think this is a steal,
to get Billy Beane.
Copy !req
668. He's young, he's talented.
Copy !req
669. A true five-tool player with speed.
This guy is a can't-miss prospect.
Copy !req
670. This is a great sign
for the New York Mets.
Copy !req
671. And it could be the turnaround
that they've been looking for.
Copy !req
672. Ball one.
Copy !req
673. I'll take Billy Beane
over Strawberry.
Copy !req
674. Billy Beane, an interesting pick,
turned down a scholarship.
Copy !req
675. He could've gone to Stanford.
Copy !req
676. Sometimes you don't find out
till you get to the big leagues...
Copy !req
677. Strike!
Copy !req
678. This guy has never failed at anything.
He's coming out of high school.
Copy !req
679. Billy was gonna go to college. He
could've been a great quarterback.
Copy !req
680. Strike three.
Copy !req
681. There's not an organization
in baseball
Copy !req
682. who would not have taken
a chance on this young guy.
Copy !req
683. He didn't pan out.
That happens every year.
Copy !req
684. Some do, some don't.
Copy !req
685. I mean, if you're having
any doubt at all about this...
Copy !req
686. Having the scholarship...
Copy !req
687. Your son was born
with a God-given ability.
Copy !req
688. Few scouts can go into
the mind of a young man
Copy !req
689. and determine whether he's really
confident about what he can do.
Copy !req
690. A very special player.
Copy !req
691. So you can sign him
based on his ability,
Copy !req
692. but then he's gotta be successful
to be confident.
Copy !req
693. And once he becomes confident,
that's when you've got something.
Copy !req
694. You make a decision
on what you see.
Copy !req
695. And if things don't pan out,
you move on.
Copy !req
696. That's baseball.
Copy !req
697. Many are called, few are chosen.
Copy !req
698. Billy, that is Kevin Youkilis.
That is the Greek God of Walks.
Copy !req
699. That's my hero.
Copy !req
700. That man gets walked
more than anybody in baseball
Copy !req
701. except for Barry Bonds.
Copy !req
702. I tried to convince Shapiro
to pick him up last June,
Copy !req
703. but he said he waddled
like a duck.
Copy !req
704. Yeah, Boston snagged him.
Copy !req
705. I think they wanna wait and see.
Copy !req
706. Are you okay, Billy?
Billy?
Copy !req
707. Can we talk?
Copy !req
708. Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
709. You're unhappy, Grady. Why?
Copy !req
710. Wow.
Copy !req
711. May I speak candidly?
Sure, go ahead.
Copy !req
712. Major League Baseball and its fans,
they're gonna be more than happy
Copy !req
713. to throw you and Google Boy
under the bus
Copy !req
714. if you keep doing
what you're doing.
Copy !req
715. You don't put a team together
with a computer.
Copy !req
716. No?
No.
Copy !req
717. Baseball isn't just numbers.
It's not science.
Copy !req
718. If it was, anybody could do
what we're doing, but they can't.
Copy !req
719. They don't know what we know.
Copy !req
720. They don't have our experience
and our intuition.
Copy !req
721. Okay.
Copy !req
722. You got a kid in there that's got
a degree in economics from Yale.
Copy !req
723. You got a scout here with
29 years of baseball experience.
Copy !req
724. You're listening to the wrong one.
Copy !req
725. Now, there are intangibles that
only baseball people understand.
Copy !req
726. You're discounting what scouts
have done for 150 years?
Copy !req
727. Even yourself?
Copy !req
728. Adapt or die.
Copy !req
729. This is about you
and your shit, isn't it?
Copy !req
730. Twenty years ago,
some scout got it wrong.
Copy !req
731. Whoa. Okay. Okay.
Now you declare war on the system.
Copy !req
732. Okay, okay, my turn.
You don't have a crystal ball.
Copy !req
733. You can't look at a kid and predict
his future any more than I can.
Copy !req
734. I've sat at those kitchen tables
with you
Copy !req
735. and listened to you tell parents,
"When I know, I know.
Copy !req
736. And when it comes
to your son, I know. "
Copy !req
737. And you don't.
Copy !req
738. You don't.
Copy !req
739. Okay. I don't give a shit
about friendship,
Copy !req
740. this situation, or the past.
Copy !req
741. Major League Baseball thinks the
way I think. You're not gonna win.
Copy !req
742. And I'll give you a nickel's worth
of free advice.
Copy !req
743. You're never gonna
get another job
Copy !req
744. after this catastrophic season
you're about to set us all up for.
Copy !req
745. You'll have to explain
to your kid
Copy !req
746. why you're working
at Dick's Sporting Goods.
Copy !req
747. I'm not gonna fire you, Grady.
Copy !req
748. Fuck you, Billy.
Now I will.
Copy !req
749. Good luck, Art.
Copy !req
750. Kubota.
You never played ball, right?
Copy !req
751. I played a little T-ball.
You're the new head scout.
Copy !req
752. Congratulations.
Copy !req
753. So Boston's gonna
wait and see?
Copy !req
754. Yeah.
Copy !req
755. Yeah.
It's just you and me, Pete.
Copy !req
756. And we're all in.
Copy !req
757. It sounds like you're apologizing
for what they're doing.
Copy !req
758. I'm not. I just don't know
what you're gonna do
Copy !req
759. with the budget that the A's have.
Who are you gonna get?
Copy !req
760. I'm looking
at the spring-training roster.
Copy !req
761. You gotta be kidding me.
How so?
Copy !req
762. He looked like a clown out there.
Copy !req
763. Who?
Chad Bradford.
Copy !req
764. Tell me about Bradford.
Copy !req
765. I like him a little bit,
but he's a specialist.
Copy !req
766. He's not a guy that you say,
"The eighth inning is yours,
Copy !req
767. lefties vs. righties. "
Copy !req
768. In my opinion.
Copy !req
769. I don't know what Billy Beane and
management understands about him.
Copy !req
770. He only throws the ball about 82, 83
miles an hour. There must be something-
Copy !req
771. He is a freak, and not in a good way.
Copy !req
772. Let me ask you this.
Copy !req
773. Talking about
trying to win a division.
Copy !req
774. We're counting on David
to be the guy he was.
Copy !req
775. I have my doubts. He's gotten old.
Copy !req
776. That's why he's not in New York
anymore, not in Cleveland anymore.
Copy !req
777. We paid him the money we should've
been giving to Johnny Damon.
Copy !req
778. Hey.
Jeremy Giambi.
Copy !req
779. That's the one to worry about.
Copy !req
780. He gets comps up and down Vegas
more than in Oakland.
Copy !req
781. That should tell you something
right there.
Copy !req
782. Isn't that the deal with these guys?
Copy !req
783. He has one good year.
Copy !req
784. And he gets a huge offer
and then he gets traded.
Copy !req
785. Bob. Harder.
Hatteberg.
Copy !req
786. Good. Good.
Copy !req
787. Billy, we have to talk
about Hatteberg.
Copy !req
788. Go.
There's just no feel for the spot.
Copy !req
789. I think it's a long shot that he can be
a big-league first baseman.
Copy !req
790. It's day one of the first week.
You can't judge this yet.
Copy !req
791. No, I think
we can judge it.
Copy !req
792. I mean, I like him, you know,
but I can judge him.
Copy !req
793. First base is
the moon to him.
Copy !req
794. It wasn't to Giambi. Giambi's the
worst first baseman in baseball.
Copy !req
795. Gonna compare him to Giambi?
What are we talking about?
Copy !req
796. All right.
Copy !req
797. What do you think, Wash?
Copy !req
798. The nice way to say it
is he lacks confidence.
Copy !req
799. Well, give him some.
Copy !req
800. I'll do that, but we got Pena,
who can play first.
Copy !req
801. And he's looking
mighty good out there.
Copy !req
802. We wanna go with Hattie.
Copy !req
803. We got six weeks.
Copy !req
804. Get down in it.
Copy !req
805. There you go.
Scotty H.
Copy !req
806. That's what I'm talking about.
Picking machine.
Copy !req
807. It's only baseball.
Copy !req
808. This better work.
Copy !req
809. I'm just kidding you.
Copy !req
810. Don't stop believin'
Copy !req
811. ALL
Let's go, Oakland!
Copy !req
812. Let's go, Oakland!
Copy !req
813. Streetlight
Copy !req
814. What is wrong with this thing?
It's a dollar, man.
Copy !req
815. What?
Welcome to Oakland, D.J.
Copy !req
816. Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
Copy !req
817. I think this year, we're gonna
show that it takes a team to win,
Copy !req
818. not any individual guy,
just a team.
Copy !req
819. And I think we got
a hell of a ball club here.
Copy !req
820. Chad, are you intimidated
at all today?
Copy !req
821. I wouldn't say I'm intimidated, really.
I'm just really excited, like you said.
Copy !req
822. Jeremy, how's the team gonna fare
without your brother, Jason?
Copy !req
823. Well, you know,
the organization did a great job
Copy !req
824. of bringing in good young guys
to fill that role.
Copy !req
825. Let's face it,
they're getting a deal with you.
Copy !req
826. The Yankees are paying
Jason a lot of money.
Copy !req
827. You are coming here on a dime.
How does that make you feel?
Copy !req
828. I feel good. Um...
Copy !req
829. How are the nerves in your fingers?
You know.
Copy !req
830. Gotta start with the age,
36 years old.
Copy !req
831. How do you think
your body's gonna hold up?
Copy !req
832. You spend a lot of time
at strip clubs, partying.
Copy !req
833. Do you resent the attention
you get off the field?
Copy !req
834. I love it.
Copy !req
835. You spend a lot of time in Vegas.
I do.
Copy !req
836. I feel great. I did a lot of work to get-
Excuse me. Get out of my shot.
Copy !req
837. Sorry, go ahead.
Copy !req
838. There have been questions
about my age
Copy !req
839. and my declining skills, some say,
but I'm here to prove that wrong.
Copy !req
840. I asked if you were
100 percent.
Copy !req
841. Excuse me, Mr. Beane?
Hey, Chad.
Copy !req
842. Hey, I'm not disturbing you, am I?
Not at all. What's up?
Copy !req
843. I wanted to say thank you
for this opportunity.
Copy !req
844. Well, we enjoy having you. It's
gonna work out well for all of us.
Copy !req
845. I appreciate it, sir. Nobody's ever
given me a chance like this before.
Copy !req
846. Nobody?
Copy !req
847. Well, just you, sir.
Copy !req
848. Well, it's a big day,
one you won't forget.
Copy !req
849. Appreciate it.
And I wanna let you know
Copy !req
850. I'm gonna be praying for you
and your family.
Copy !req
851. No problem.
Copy !req
852. Well, here we are just minutes away
from the season opener of 2002
Copy !req
853. for the Oakland A's.
Copy !req
854. The first pitch is moments away.
Copy !req
855. We'll come back
with the national anthem.
Copy !req
856. Opening day is upon us.
Copy !req
857. All right, fellas, smile.
Here we go.
Copy !req
858. Hey, she give me love
And I feel all right now
Copy !req
859. I'm going in.
Text me the play-by-play.
Copy !req
860. What? Why?
Copy !req
861. I don't watch the games.
Copy !req
862. Detail, halt!
Copy !req
863. And forward face!
Copy !req
864. That's the third Ranger batter
to be hit today.
Copy !req
865. Twice Alex Rodriguez was nicked.
The ninth-
Copy !req
866. I should've made you a bigger part
of the conversation from day one.
Copy !req
867. It'd be clear what
we're trying to do.
Copy !req
868. That was my mistake, Art.
I take responsibility for that.
Copy !req
869. What are you trying to say?
Copy !req
870. Doesn't matter what moves I make if you don't
play the team the way they're designed to be.
Copy !req
871. Billy, you're out of your depth.
Copy !req
872. Why not Hatteberg at first?
Because he can't play first.
Copy !req
873. How do you know?
Not my first baseball game.
Copy !req
874. Scott Hatteberg can't hit.
He gets on base.
Copy !req
875. Still keeps us in the plus column.
We need to be seven over. 500.
Copy !req
876. What?
Copy !req
877. Anything else?
Copy !req
878. Yeah. I would've rather seen
Bradford in the end than Magnante.
Copy !req
879. Bradford's a righty.
Copy !req
880. I don't care about righty-lefty.
I do.
Copy !req
881. Could this be about your contract?
No.
Copy !req
882. This is about you doing your job
and me doing mine.
Copy !req
883. Mine's me being left alone
Copy !req
884. to manage this team
you assembled for me.
Copy !req
885. I didn't assemble them for you, Art.
No shit.
Copy !req
886. Good meeting.
Copy !req
887. Every time we talk,
Copy !req
888. I'm reinvigorated
by my love of the game.
Copy !req
889. We got Grady Fuson, former
head of scouting with the Athletics.
Copy !req
890. And, Grady, can you interpret for us
what's going on?
Copy !req
891. They call it Moneyball.
Moneyball?
Copy !req
892. Yes, and it was a nice theory,
and now it's just not working out.
Copy !req
893. Billy Beane has built this team
on the ideas of a guy, Bill James,
Copy !req
894. who wrote an interesting book
on baseball statistics.
Copy !req
895. The problem is that Bill James
never played, never managed.
Copy !req
896. He was in fact a security guard
at a pork-and-beans company.
Copy !req
897. Do you see this as a decimation
of the organization?
Copy !req
898. He bought a ticket on the Titanic.
Copy !req
899. Oh, boy.
Copy !req
900. He's tried to come up
with a new approach.
Copy !req
901. My hat's off to him. It won't work.
Copy !req
902. One-two pitch. Tejada strikes out.
Copy !req
903. And that is the game.
Copy !req
904. The Seattle Mariners
win both games on this series, Ray.
Copy !req
905. They've won 10 in a row.
Seattle is 13 and 3.
Copy !req
906. I can't watch this shit.
Copy !req
907. Go on the road with the team.
Copy !req
908. You don't go on the road
with the team.
Copy !req
909. That's why I want you to do it.
Why don't you?
Copy !req
910. I can't develop personal
relationships with these guys.
Copy !req
911. I gotta be able to trade them,
send them down,
Copy !req
912. sometimes cut them.
Copy !req
913. Which is something you should
learn to do, by the way.
Copy !req
914. I would never have to
cut a player, unless you...
Copy !req
915. Oh, come on.
"Come on" what?
Copy !req
916. Let's practice.
No.
Copy !req
917. Yeah. I'm a player.
You gotta cut me from the roster.
Copy !req
918. No.
Go.
Copy !req
919. What do you mean, no?
No.
Copy !req
920. Do it.
This is stupid.
Copy !req
921. Part of the job, man.
Copy !req
922. Fine.
Copy !req
923. Billy, please have a seat.
I need to talk to you for a minute.
Copy !req
924. Go on.
Copy !req
925. You've been a huge part
of this team.
Copy !req
926. But sometimes you have to
make decisions for the team.
Copy !req
927. I'm sure you can understand.
Copy !req
928. You're cutting me?
I'm really sorry.
Copy !req
929. I just bought a house here.
Copy !req
930. Well...
In Oakland.
Copy !req
931. Well, uh... Well...
Copy !req
932. "Well... Well... "?
That's all you got to say?
Copy !req
933. My kid just started
a new school.
Copy !req
934. They made friends.
That's, uh...
Copy !req
935. You shouldn't pull them out
in the middle of the year.
Copy !req
936. You should wait.
What the hell are you talking about?
Copy !req
937. I don't know. I shouldn't have-
Copy !req
938. I'm not gonna do this.
I think this is stupid.
Copy !req
939. I'm not gonna fire anybody,
and this is dumb.
Copy !req
940. They're professional ballplayers.
Just be straight with them.
Copy !req
941. No fluff, just facts.
Copy !req
942. Pete, I gotta let you go.
Jack's office will handle the details.
Copy !req
943. That's it?
Pfft.
Copy !req
944. Really?
Copy !req
945. You rather get a bullet to the head or
five to the chest and bleed to death?
Copy !req
946. Are those
my only two options?
Copy !req
947. Go on the road with the team.
Copy !req
948. Okay.
Copy !req
949. Say, bro.
Copy !req
950. Let me ask you a question.
Yeah.
Copy !req
951. How come your boss
doesn't travel with the team?
Copy !req
952. He doesn't like to mingle
with the players.
Copy !req
953. Is that supposed to
make us easier to cut?
Copy !req
954. I don't know. I don't know.
Copy !req
955. And how come soda
is a dollar in the clubhouse?
Copy !req
956. I never seen
nothing like that.
Copy !req
957. Billy likes to keep
the money on the field.
Copy !req
958. Soda money?
Copy !req
959. Really?
Copy !req
960. Where on the field is the
dollar I'm paying for soda?
Copy !req
961. It's hard to see exactly,
Copy !req
962. but it's there, yeah.
Yeah, it is hard to see.
Copy !req
963. I'm done.
Copy !req
964. Hey, Dad.
Hi, honey.
Copy !req
965. How are you?
I'm good.
Copy !req
966. Was it bumpy?
It was okay.
Copy !req
967. So with this loss tonight,
the Oakland Athletics
Copy !req
968. incredibly, have lost 14
of their last 17 games.
Copy !req
969. They are 10 games back
in the American League West.
Copy !req
970. Is it fair to say
the experiment has failed?
Copy !req
971. Well, absolutely. It was predictable.
Copy !req
972. You don't wish anybody a lack of success,
but the facts are in front of you.
Copy !req
973. You can't blame Art Howe.
Copy !req
974. No.
Copy !req
975. The fact of the matter is, this is not
about statistics, this is about people.
Copy !req
976. Art Howe is not the problem.
Copy !req
977. The problem is in the general
manager's office with Billy Beane.
Copy !req
978. The root of the problem for me
is philosophical.
Copy !req
979. I said it before.
This is fantasy baseball.
Copy !req
980. Billy is just not thinking.
Copy !req
981. Start thinking about a new GM,
making changes.
Copy !req
982. He never goes to the games.
Copy !req
983. This was very predictable.
Copy !req
984. He needs to look at what's going on.
Copy !req
985. The man needs to get real.
I want Billy Beane gone.
Copy !req
986. Calling for Beane's head.
I want your thoughts.
Copy !req
987. The past 18 games, they've been
shut out or scored one run four times.
Copy !req
988. They're just not scoring enough.
Copy !req
989. It's not just the offense,
not Thad Bosley and the hitters.
Copy !req
990. It's everything. If there was one thing
you could pick out, you'd try to fix it,
Copy !req
991. but just everything is in a funk
right now.
Copy !req
992. What the hell am I doing?
Copy !req
993. Oh, man.
Copy !req
994. Look, Steve.
Copy !req
995. I believe in what
we're doing.
Copy !req
996. The record doesn't reflect
the strength of this team
Copy !req
997. or where we're gonna be
at the end of the season.
Copy !req
998. Now, Pete and I here feel very strongly
that we stay on the track we've chosen.
Copy !req
999. Our sample size has
been too small. It's too-
Copy !req
1000. Early. It's still early.
Copy !req
1001. Where do we expect to be
by the All-Star break?
Copy !req
1002. Our goal
and our expectation
Copy !req
1003. is by mid-July to be within
seven games of first.
Copy !req
1004. That would be
this working.
Copy !req
1005. That keeps us in the hunt.
Exceptionally well.
Copy !req
1006. By July.
July.
Copy !req
1007. And what's gonna prevent you
from accomplishing that?
Copy !req
1008. What are you afraid of?
Copy !req
1009. Nothing. That's
why we're here, Steve.
Copy !req
1010. That's why we get up in the
morning. That's all we do.
Copy !req
1011. More?
Yeah, a little more.
Copy !req
1012. Don't tell your mother.
I won't.
Copy !req
1013. Chocolate sauce?
Yes.
Copy !req
1014. Stop.
Copy !req
1015. Big spoon or little spoon?
Little spoon.
Copy !req
1016. Thank you.
Copy !req
1017. Dad, there's no way you're
gonna lose your job, right?
Copy !req
1018. What?
Copy !req
1019. Well, I don't know.
Copy !req
1020. I'm just wondering.
Where'd you hear that?
Copy !req
1021. Well, I go on the Internet
sometimes.
Copy !req
1022. Well, don't do that.
Don't go on the Internet.
Copy !req
1023. Or watch TV
or read newspapers
Copy !req
1024. or talk to people.
Copy !req
1025. I don't talk to people.
I just read stuff.
Copy !req
1026. Honey, everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
Copy !req
1027. Really, you don't have to worry.
Copy !req
1028. But if you lose your job,
will you have to move away?
Copy !req
1029. Honey, I'm not gonna
lose my job.
Copy !req
1030. You don't have to worry.
Copy !req
1031. Okay.
Hey.
Copy !req
1032. There's no problem.
Okay.
Copy !req
1033. All right? I got uptown problems,
which are not problems at all.
Copy !req
1034. You're not worried, right?
Copy !req
1035. No, I'm not worried.
Okay.
Copy !req
1036. Pena.
Copy !req
1037. Okay.
Copy !req
1038. I want Dye in right,
Copy !req
1039. Justice DH'ing,
Pena on the bench,
Copy !req
1040. Hatteberg at first,
Copy !req
1041. and anyone but Mags
first out of the pen.
Copy !req
1042. You want Pena on the bench?
Copy !req
1043. That's right.
So you can play Hattie.
Copy !req
1044. Pena is not only
the best first baseman,
Copy !req
1045. he's the only first baseman.
Copy !req
1046. Hattie gets on base
more than Pena.
Copy !req
1047. In fact, 20 percent more.
And his fielding?
Copy !req
1048. His fielding does not matter.
Copy !req
1049. I've heard enough of this.
Have you?
Copy !req
1050. And I, uh...
Copy !req
1051. I disagree with you,
plain and simple.
Copy !req
1052. And moreover,
I'm playing my team
Copy !req
1053. in a way that I can explain
in job interviews next winter.
Copy !req
1054. Okay? Ahem.
Copy !req
1055. Hattie. Not Pena.
Copy !req
1056. What's up, skip?
Copy !req
1057. How you doing?
Good, how you doing, man?
Copy !req
1058. Get some sleep
last night?
Copy !req
1059. As the A's hit the field,
we are ready for baseball.
Copy !req
1060. First one out of the dugout
is rookie sensation Carlos Pena,
Copy !req
1061. one of the few bright lights in this
lineup, taking his spot at first base.
Copy !req
1062. Down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm
Copy !req
1063. Billy, quick question. Do you expect these guys to produce more or
Copy !req
1064. Not now.
What's the reason for the slump?
Copy !req
1065. We gotta have the funk
Copy !req
1066. Ow, we want the funk
Copy !req
1067. Give up the funk
Copy !req
1068. Ow, we need the funk
Copy !req
1069. We gotta have the funk
Copy !req
1070. Get down.
Copy !req
1071. Is losing fun?
Copy !req
1072. Is losing fun?
No.
Copy !req
1073. What are you having fun for?
Copy !req
1074. That's what losing
sounds like.
Copy !req
1075. Are you okay, Dad?
Copy !req
1076. You're doing it again.
What?
Copy !req
1077. You're worrying about me.
Copy !req
1078. You're in last place, Dad.
Copy !req
1079. Do I look worried?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1080. Because you're getting on an airplane,
and those things crash all the time.
Copy !req
1081. Please stop worrying
about your dad.
Copy !req
1082. We're all set.
Okay.
Copy !req
1083. I love you.
Love you too.
Copy !req
1084. All right. Your dad's not in trouble.
Copy !req
1085. Okay.
Copy !req
1086. Yeah.
Copy !req
1087. Suzanne, get me Ed Wade.
Okay.
Copy !req
1088. Coffee on?
Yes.
Copy !req
1089. Good morning.
Good morning, Billy.
Copy !req
1090. Oh, hi, Louisa.
Copy !req
1091. I need Ed Wade for Billy Beane.
Hi.
Copy !req
1092. Please hold.
Copy !req
1093. What's up?
Wade's on 2.
Copy !req
1094. Ed?
Hello?
Copy !req
1095. Ed, it's Billy.
Billy, what's up?
Copy !req
1096. Look, I need a little help on defense.
Okay.
Copy !req
1097. I'm willing to trade
Jeremy Giambi for it.
Copy !req
1098. Really?
What?
Copy !req
1099. Mm-hm. Who you got?
What?
Copy !req
1100. Well, let me think.
What are you doing?
Copy !req
1101. Cleaning house.
Copy !req
1102. Mabry?
Maybe what?
Copy !req
1103. No, Mabry.
Hold on.
Copy !req
1104. No.
Why not?
Copy !req
1105. Because you can't trade
Jeremy Giambi.
Copy !req
1106. He'll be fine, Ed.
Copy !req
1107. Why do I get the feeling
you're picking my pocket?
Copy !req
1108. I'm not. You're picking mine.
Giambi's name alone is worth more.
Copy !req
1109. What's wrong with him?
Nothing.
Copy !req
1110. Can we say it's done in theory
and start drawing up the paperwork?
Copy !req
1111. Okay, but you're gonna have-
Great.
Copy !req
1112. He was gonna
say something else.
Copy !req
1113. When you get the answer
you're looking for, hang up.
Copy !req
1114. Suzanne.
Yes?
Copy !req
1115. David Dombrowski.
Okay.
Copy !req
1116. And Pena's going too.
I don't think you should do that.
Copy !req
1117. I really don't think
you should do that.
Copy !req
1118. I want Hatteberg
in the lineup tonight.
Copy !req
1119. You need to take a minute.
Copy !req
1120. I think you seriously need
to think about what you're doing.
Copy !req
1121. Because you're upset.
Okay.
Copy !req
1122. What am I missing?
Copy !req
1123. These are hard moves
to explain to people.
Copy !req
1124. Why is that a problem, Pete?
Copy !req
1125. Don't make
an emotional decision, Billy.
Copy !req
1126. David Dombrowski's on 3.
Copy !req
1127. Look, we're gonna
shake things up.
Copy !req
1128. Dave. Pena's going on the block.
You're my first call.
Copy !req
1129. Because he's making the rest
of the team look bad.
Copy !req
1130. He's gonna be
a Rookie of the Year.
Copy !req
1131. Probably an All-Star.
He's an All-Star, Dave.
Copy !req
1132. No. I want a reliever and cash.
Copy !req
1133. Okay. You got five minutes, Dave.
I'm not waiting.
Copy !req
1134. Billy, Pena is an All-Star, okay?
Copy !req
1135. And if you dump him and this Hatteberg
thing doesn't work out, you know this is-
Copy !req
1136. This is the kind of decision
that gets you fired.
Copy !req
1137. It is.
Copy !req
1138. Yes, you're right.
Copy !req
1139. I may lose my job.
Copy !req
1140. In which case I'm a 44-year-old guy
with a high school diploma
Copy !req
1141. and a daughter
I'd like to be able to send to college.
Copy !req
1142. You're 25 years old,
with a degree from Yale
Copy !req
1143. and a pretty impressive
apprenticeship.
Copy !req
1144. I don't think
we're asking the right question.
Copy !req
1145. I think the question
we should be asking is,
Copy !req
1146. do you believe in this thing
or not?
Copy !req
1147. I do.
Copy !req
1148. It's a problem you think
we need to explain ourselves.
Copy !req
1149. Don't. To anyone.
Copy !req
1150. Okay.
Copy !req
1151. Now, I'm gonna see this thing
through, for better or worse.
Copy !req
1152. Just tell me, do you project we'll win
more with Hatteberg or Pena at first?
Copy !req
1153. It's close...
Copy !req
1154. but theoretically, Hatteberg.
Copy !req
1155. What are we talking about, then?
Copy !req
1156. Dombrowski's on again, on 3.
Copy !req
1157. Yeah?
Copy !req
1158. Okay, that'll work.
Copy !req
1159. Great. I need one more thing.
Copy !req
1160. Soda. Yeah, I don't want
my guys paying for soda.
Copy !req
1161. I want you to stock
my machine for three years.
Copy !req
1162. I'm serious.
Copy !req
1163. Great. It's a deal.
Copy !req
1164. Go tell Pena he's gotta pack.
Copy !req
1165. You want me to tell Pena?
Part of the job.
Copy !req
1166. What about Giambi?
You want me to tell him too?
Copy !req
1167. I'll tell him.
Copy !req
1168. Excuse me, Carlos?
Yeah?
Copy !req
1169. Can I speak with you a minute?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1170. Carlos, you've been
traded to the Tigers.
Copy !req
1171. This is Jay Palmer's number.
Copy !req
1172. He's the traveling secretary
for the team.
Copy !req
1173. He's expecting your call.
He'll take care of everything.
Copy !req
1174. Is that it?
Yes.
Copy !req
1175. Okay.
Copy !req
1176. Okay.
Copy !req
1177. Art, you got a minute?
Copy !req
1178. Yeah. Take a seat.
Copy !req
1179. You can't start Pena at first tonight.
You'll have to start Hatteberg.
Copy !req
1180. I don't wanna go
15 rounds, Billy.
Copy !req
1181. The lineup card is mine,
and that's all.
Copy !req
1182. That lineup card is definitely yours.
Copy !req
1183. I'm just saying
you can't start Pena at first.
Copy !req
1184. Well...
Copy !req
1185. I am starting him at first.
Copy !req
1186. I don't think so.
He plays for Detroit now.
Copy !req
1187. You traded Pena?
Copy !req
1188. Yeah.
Copy !req
1189. And Menechino, Hiljus, Tam
are all being sent down.
Copy !req
1190. You are outside your mind.
Yeah. Cuckoo.
Copy !req
1191. You wanted to see me?
Yeah, Jeremy, grab a seat.
Copy !req
1192. Jeremy, you've been
traded to the Phillies.
Copy !req
1193. This is Ed Wade's number.
He's a good guy, the GM.
Copy !req
1194. He's expecting your call.
Copy !req
1195. Buddy will help you
with the plane flight.
Copy !req
1196. You're a good ballplayer,
Jeremy,
Copy !req
1197. and we wish you the best.
Copy !req
1198. Jeremy's gone too.
Copy !req
1199. You're killing this team.
Copy !req
1200. Art, I can do this all day long.
Copy !req
1201. Hey.
Copy !req
1202. You agree with this?
Copy !req
1203. Hundred percent.
Copy !req
1204. You want this door closed?
Copy !req
1205. Scotty H.
Sir?
Copy !req
1206. Go field some grounders.
Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1207. Everybody, listen up.
Copy !req
1208. You may not look
like a winning team...
Copy !req
1209. but you are one.
Copy !req
1210. So...
Copy !req
1211. play like one tonight.
Copy !req
1212. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1213. When you're getting your pitch,
you're hitting. 625, massive.
Copy !req
1214. You're crushing the ball.
Copy !req
1215. But when you swing at things-
Your pitch is middle-in.
Copy !req
1216. When you're swinging low
and away, you're batting. 158.
Copy !req
1217. Every at bat's
like a hand of blackjack.
Copy !req
1218. Every card that's dealt,
your odds change.
Copy !req
1219. So every first-pitch strike, your
batting average goes down about 75 points.
Copy !req
1220. Seventy-five points.
Copy !req
1221. He should throw 100
pitches before the fifth.
Copy !req
1222. You wanna knock
that starter out.
Copy !req
1223. I want you taking at bats off the 1 Oth
and 11th pitcher by the end.
Copy !req
1224. This is your basic breakdown
of the pitches,
Copy !req
1225. where you should
be hitting them, why.
Copy !req
1226. So you want us to walk more?
Good question. Yes.
Copy !req
1227. Mr. Justice.
Copy !req
1228. Had a few thoughts.
Yeah?
Copy !req
1229. Yeah.
Gonna teach me some things?
Copy !req
1230. Excuse me?
Copy !req
1231. Never seen a GM
talk to players like that.
Copy !req
1232. You never seen a GM
who was a player.
Copy !req
1233. Huh.
Copy !req
1234. We got a problem, David?
No, it's okay.
Copy !req
1235. I know your routine.
Copy !req
1236. It's patter. It's for effect.
Copy !req
1237. But it's for them, all right?
That shit ain't for me.
Copy !req
1238. Oh, you're special?
Copy !req
1239. You're paying me 7 million bucks
a year, man, so, yeah,
Copy !req
1240. maybe I am, a little bit.
Copy !req
1241. No, man,
I ain't paying you 7.
Copy !req
1242. Yankees are paying
half your salary.
Copy !req
1243. That's what the New York Yankees
think of you.
Copy !req
1244. They're paying you $3.5 million
to play against them.
Copy !req
1245. Where you going with this, Billy?
Copy !req
1246. David, you're 37.
Copy !req
1247. How about you and I be honest about
what each of us want out of this?
Copy !req
1248. I wanna milk the last ounce
of baseball you got in you.
Copy !req
1249. And you wanna stay in the show.
Copy !req
1250. Let's do that.
Copy !req
1251. I'm not paying you
for the player you used to be.
Copy !req
1252. I'm paying you for the player
you are right now.
Copy !req
1253. You're smart. You get what
we're trying to do here.
Copy !req
1254. Make an example
for the younger guys.
Copy !req
1255. Be a leader.
Copy !req
1256. Can you do that?
Copy !req
1257. All right. I got you.
Copy !req
1258. We're cool?
Copy !req
1259. We're cool.
Copy !req
1260. Scotty H.
Copy !req
1261. Yo, what's up, D.J.?
Picking machine.
Copy !req
1262. How you liking
first base, man?
Copy !req
1263. It's coming along.
Picking it up.
Copy !req
1264. You know, tough transition,
but I'm starting to feel better with it.
Copy !req
1265. Yeah?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1266. What's your biggest fear?
Copy !req
1267. A baseball being hit
in my general direction.
Copy !req
1268. That's funny.
Seriously, what is it?
Copy !req
1269. No, seriously, that is.
Copy !req
1270. Well, hey, good luck with that.
Copy !req
1271. Be social out there.
Copy !req
1272. Social.
Social. Like a greeter at the Gap.
Copy !req
1273. Guy steps into your office,
chat him up.
Copy !req
1274. You're well-read.
You went to school.
Copy !req
1275. Yeah.
Have some fun. Relax.
Copy !req
1276. Everyone wants to attack.
Quit trying to attack.
Copy !req
1277. Let the game come to you, man.
There's no clock on this thing.
Copy !req
1278. This is a war of attrition.
Copy !req
1279. If I take more, I could even take a
few strikes, but I'll get walked more.
Copy !req
1280. You get on base, we win.
You don't, we lose.
Copy !req
1281. And I hate losing,
Chavvie. I hate it.
Copy !req
1282. I hate losing more
than I even wanna win.
Copy !req
1283. And there's
a difference.
Copy !req
1284. No bunts.
Bunts is an out.
Copy !req
1285. Even if the third baseman is back?
No bunting whatsoever.
Copy !req
1286. If someone bunts on us,
throw it to first.
Copy !req
1287. Don't be a hero
and go to second.
Copy !req
1288. Let them make the mistakes.
Copy !req
1289. When your enemy's making
mistakes, don't interrupt them.
Copy !req
1290. They're giving you an out.
Just giving it to you.
Copy !req
1291. Take it.
Say thank you.
Copy !req
1292. Another thing.
No more stealing.
Copy !req
1293. That's what I do,
what you pay me to do.
Copy !req
1294. I pay you to get on first,
not get thrown out at second.
Copy !req
1295. This is a process. It's a
process, it's a process. Okay?
Copy !req
1296. Jason takes it, goes to second for
the only out, and the A's get a run.
Copy !req
1297. Jermaine Dye homers again,
his second in two games.
Copy !req
1298. And the A's are still hanging in.
We'll get you scores here.
Copy !req
1299. The A's pull within two of the
Angels for the wild-card chase.
Copy !req
1300. The Reds have now dropped
five in a row
Copy !req
1301. as Oakland beats them
in the beginning of this series 5 to 3.
Copy !req
1302. Tejada walks.
Copy !req
1303. Ball four.
Copy !req
1304. Ball four and Hatteberg walks.
Copy !req
1305. What is happening in Oakland?
The A's have won seven in a row.
Copy !req
1306. A lot of excitement.
What a winning streak.
Copy !req
1307. But how about the calming
influence of Art Howe?
Copy !req
1308. When you say "your source," if it's
not me or Peter, they don't know.
Copy !req
1309. He's managing
an unorthodox team.
Copy !req
1310. Right.
It's not a perfect roster.
Copy !req
1311. But right now, Art Howe is
the reason this team is winning.
Copy !req
1312. He deserves the credit.
Great, thanks. Bye.
Copy !req
1313. Did you hear that?
Copy !req
1314. I heard "seven in a row. "
You get the Cleveland matchups?
Copy !req
1315. Yeah, right here.
Copy !req
1316. Voos.
Billy.
Copy !req
1317. That smell is getting worse.
I'm on it.
Copy !req
1318. What are we doing?
Splitting it in half?
Copy !req
1319. Both sides of the plate.
Got it.
Copy !req
1320. Huddy. Mix it up.
Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1321. Trust your slider, yeah?
Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1322. You guys quit distracting him.
Copy !req
1323. You couldn't hit that shit
last night with a paddle.
Copy !req
1324. You gotta see more pitches.
Copy !req
1325. All right, Billy.
Patience.
Copy !req
1326. Hey, David.
Hey, Billy.
Copy !req
1327. Great at bats.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1328. Really quality.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1329. Base hit to right field.
Tejada scores.
Copy !req
1330. Chavez coming in.
The ball gets past Guiel.
Copy !req
1331. The A's, from 5-nothing down,
now lead 6 to 5.
Copy !req
1332. The Oakland A's are completely
out of hand at the moment.
Copy !req
1333. They are an AL-best 17 and 4
this month.
Copy !req
1334. They also took back-to-back series
at Boston and at New York.
Copy !req
1335. Remember when they traded
Jeremy Giambi in June
Copy !req
1336. and everyone thought
they'd just given up?
Copy !req
1337. Actually, not so much.
Copy !req
1338. Suzanne, get Shapiro on the phone.
Copy !req
1339. You thinking Rincon?
His season's done. He's lost faith.
Copy !req
1340. I think he's gonna dump him.
Hard-core.
Copy !req
1341. Shapiro on 2.
Copy !req
1342. Mark, Billy. Let's be honest.
Copy !req
1343. A premier setup man isn't gonna
get you closer to the play-offs.
Copy !req
1344. Are you referring to Rincon?
Copy !req
1345. He's a luxury
you can't afford, man.
Copy !req
1346. And you can? There's half
a million on his contract.
Copy !req
1347. And we've got
at least one other suitor.
Copy !req
1348. By "at least one," you mean one.
Copy !req
1349. Who is it?
I'd rather not say.
Copy !req
1350. San Francisco.
San Francisco.
Copy !req
1351. I'll call you back.
Copy !req
1352. What do you think
we can get for Magnante?
Copy !req
1353. Nothing.
Copy !req
1354. What's left on Venafro's contract?
Two seventy-five.
Copy !req
1355. Suzanne,
get me Sabean on the line.
Copy !req
1356. Get the Giants interested in Venafro,
Mark's only got one buyer for Rincon.
Copy !req
1357. Us.
On 3.
Copy !req
1358. Saby-Sabster, it's Billy.
What do you think of Venafro?
Copy !req
1359. I can let you have him
for almost nothing.
Copy !req
1360. Why would you do that?
Because I'm amazing.
Copy !req
1361. I want a couple bucks
and a sweetener.
Copy !req
1362. Throw in, say...
Copy !req
1363. Anderson.
Anderson.
Copy !req
1364. I like Anderson.
No, you don't. Nobody likes him.
Copy !req
1365. I don't know why I'm doing this.
But let's do it.
Copy !req
1366. Venafro for Michaelson. Anderson.
I don't know his name.
Copy !req
1367. I'll think about it.
Think about it and call me back.
Copy !req
1368. Get Shapiro on.
Copy !req
1369. Shapiro's on 2.
Copy !req
1370. Mark.
You can't afford him, Billy.
Copy !req
1371. You sure about that?
Copy !req
1372. I get the impression
the market for Rincon is softening.
Copy !req
1373. Huh?
I could be wrong,
Copy !req
1374. but I'd call whoever's
interested
Copy !req
1375. and see if they're still interested.
Call me back.
Copy !req
1376. What about the Mets for Venafro?
You offered him to the Giants.
Copy !req
1377. Suzanne, Steve Phillips.
Copy !req
1378. Between Bonds, Kent, Nen, Snow,
San Francisco's never gonna do it.
Copy !req
1379. Totally agree.
We just need them to cool on Rincon.
Copy !req
1380. Phillips on 2.
Steve-o, it's Billy.
Copy !req
1381. I hear you're looking for a reliever.
I can give you Venafro.
Copy !req
1382. I can make it quick and easy.
What's the angle?
Copy !req
1383. No angle.
Who am I getting fleeced for?
Copy !req
1384. Hang on a sec.
Uh, Bennett, maybe?
Copy !req
1385. How old?
Twenty-six.
Copy !req
1386. Twenty-six, Double-A? Forget it.
Copy !req
1387. Duncan, no.
Copy !req
1388. No. Furbush, no.
Copy !req
1389. Eckerton? Eckerton? Eckerton.
Copy !req
1390. Eckerton.
Copy !req
1391. I like Eckerton.
You don't even know who Eckerton is.
Copy !req
1392. Is Venafro hurt?
No, he's fine, he's fine.
Copy !req
1393. It's just an issue for us.
Copy !req
1394. Last couple times, he got hammered.
Not his fault.
Copy !req
1395. That was us. We misused him.
It's Steve.
Copy !req
1396. I'm almost done.
Steve Schott.
Copy !req
1397. Look, Steve-o,
let me be straight with you.
Copy !req
1398. Here's the deal. I'm getting
Rincon. It's a done deal.
Copy !req
1399. I heard the Giants-
Giants want Venafro for Michaelson.
Copy !req
1400. Anderson.
I'd rather deal with you.
Copy !req
1401. You can give me Eckerton
and $225,000 in cash,
Copy !req
1402. and the Giants can't.
Copy !req
1403. I'll think about it.
Think about it.
Copy !req
1404. But whoever calls me back first
gets Venafro.
Copy !req
1405. Schott hung up.
Copy !req
1406. Oh, I want this one.
Copy !req
1407. Why isn't anybody calling?
Copy !req
1408. Shapiro's on 2.
Copy !req
1409. Yeah?
Copy !req
1410. Okay, let me talk to my owner.
I'll call you back.
Copy !req
1411. Get Steve on the phone.
Schott or Phillips?
Copy !req
1412. Why would we call Phillips?
Phillips has gotta call us.
Copy !req
1413. Tell him I'm on the other line.
Copy !req
1414. Hi, Mr. Schott, it's Peter Brand.
I apologize for putting you on hold.
Copy !req
1415. Billy asked me to call you back.
Tell him we want 225,000 for Rincon.
Copy !req
1416. Billy says he needs $225,000
for Ricardo Rincon.
Copy !req
1417. Please.
Copy !req
1418. Yes, I added the "please"
at the end.
Copy !req
1419. Okay. Let me-
Hold on one second, please.
Copy !req
1420. Tell him I'll pay for him.
Copy !req
1421. But when I sell him back for twice
the amount next year, I keep the money.
Copy !req
1422. Okay, so Billy says
he'll pay for Rincon himself.
Copy !req
1423. But when he sells him for more money
next year, he's keeping the profit.
Copy !req
1424. Thank you very much.
We'll call you back. Thank you.
Copy !req
1425. Come on. Come on.
Copy !req
1426. Suzanne, call Shapiro ba-
Never mind, I got him right here.
Copy !req
1427. Mark. Yeah.
Copy !req
1428. Listen, I don't want Rincon
pitching against me tonight.
Copy !req
1429. Tell him to change clothes and
send him over. I got you the money.
Copy !req
1430. Yup.
Copy !req
1431. Great.
Copy !req
1432. I don't wanna dampen the mood at
all, but since we picked up Rincon...
Copy !req
1433. We gotta send someone down.
Copy !req
1434. Mags.
Hey, Billy.
Copy !req
1435. I know I've been struggling lately.
Copy !req
1436. But second half of the season,
definitely turn it around. Ricky and I-
Copy !req
1437. Mike, I need you
to stop getting dressed.
Copy !req
1438. Traded?
Copy !req
1439. I'm sorry for the crap news.
Copy !req
1440. I know it hurts.
Copy !req
1441. Mike, I can't have 26 guys
in the clubhouse.
Copy !req
1442. I get it. I get it.
Copy !req
1443. Okay. Thanks.
Copy !req
1444. Hey, Ricardo.
Copy !req
1445. This must be a bit
of a shock, I guess.
Copy !req
1446. Mabry hits one
deep to right-center field.
Copy !req
1447. Racing back, Fick can't get it.
Copy !req
1448. It bounces to the wall.
One run is in. Two runs are in.
Copy !req
1449. Mabry, on one pitch,
has shot the A's in front.
Copy !req
1450. Strike three called. Twelve
straight wins for the Athletics.
Copy !req
1451. Man alive, was it hairy.
Copy !req
1452. Something strange is now
happening in Oakland.
Copy !req
1453. You cannot argue that point.
Twelve straight.
Copy !req
1454. They're making a joke
out of the American League.
Copy !req
1455. They were in Detroit today-
He throws to first.
Copy !req
1456. And that's the sound
of 14 straight victories.
Copy !req
1457. Fourteen, the longest run
this year.
Copy !req
1458. It has slingshot the A's into first
in the AL West. A nice streak.
Copy !req
1459. This team was written off.
Copy !req
1460. How do you explain, otherwise,
the victories they've come up with?
Copy !req
1461. The Oakland A's are gonna win
16 consecutive games.
Copy !req
1462. This is the longest win streak
in baseball, folks, in 25 years.
Copy !req
1463. The A's have won 16 in a row.
Copy !req
1464. We're going to 20!
We're going to 20!
Copy !req
1465. To have a winning streak of
this duration, you have to be good,
Copy !req
1466. but there's an element
of randomness to it.
Copy !req
1467. The 1927 Yankees, Ruth, Gehrig,
Copy !req
1468. Murderers' Row, some people
still say the best team ever.
Copy !req
1469. Longest winning streak
for them that year? Nine.
Copy !req
1470. You guys try to analyze it
from a numbers standpoint.
Copy !req
1471. I'm telling you, there is no explanation
for what's occurring right now.
Copy !req
1472. Do you have superstitions going on?
Copy !req
1473. Do you do things
so you keep the streak alive?
Copy !req
1474. The all-time record of 20
does not seem impossible anymore.
Copy !req
1475. The A's were on page one
of the New York Times.
Copy !req
1476. They are the story in sports
in this entire country.
Copy !req
1477. Two-two pitch, here it is.
Copy !req
1478. Swing and a miss! Struck him out!
Number 17!
Copy !req
1479. It's taken 71 years.
Copy !req
1480. The Oakland A's
have tied the Philadelphia A's.
Copy !req
1481. The all-time franchise record
17 straight
Copy !req
1482. and baseball's longest
winning streak since 1953.
Copy !req
1483. The A's are two wins away from
tying the American League record.
Copy !req
1484. It's gone! It's gone! Tejada wins it!
Do you believe it?
Copy !req
1485. Eighteen wins in a row!
Copy !req
1486. You could replay these 18 games
a hundred times over.
Copy !req
1487. And nobody wins
18 straight again.
Copy !req
1488. It defies everything we know
about baseball.
Copy !req
1489. The most amazing thing
you could imagine
Copy !req
1490. happened over the last four days
at the Coliseum.
Copy !req
1491. Tejada, up the middle.
The A's have won 19 in a row!
Copy !req
1492. The 1906 White Sox,
Copy !req
1493. the 1947 New York Yankees
have company.
Copy !req
1494. Nineteen in a row.
Copy !req
1495. The A's have a date with destiny.
Copy !req
1496. They're going for the all-time
American League record,
Copy !req
1497. 20 games in a row.
Copy !req
1498. We're going to 20! We're gonna
take the AL record to 20, baby!
Copy !req
1499. Don't tell me the score, Pete.
Copy !req
1500. No, Billy, it's me.
Copy !req
1501. Sharon?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1502. You have a second?
Yeah, what's up?
Copy !req
1503. Well, I didn't actually
expect you to pick up.
Copy !req
1504. I was gonna leave a message.
Copy !req
1505. Um, Casey and I, we're here
and watching the game at home.
Copy !req
1506. And I just wanted to say...
Copy !req
1507. you did good, Billy.
Copy !req
1508. We're really proud of you.
Copy !req
1509. I appreciate it, Sharon.
Copy !req
1510. Thank you.
Good luck.
Copy !req
1511. Okay.
Copy !req
1512. Oh, Casey wants to talk to you.
Hang on.
Copy !req
1513. Are you on your way
to the stadium?
Copy !req
1514. No, I'm on my way to Visalia
to see our minor-league team.
Copy !req
1515. Turn around, please, Dad.
No way, Jose.
Copy !req
1516. Turn around. Come on, Dad.
Nope. Not gonna happen.
Copy !req
1517. You're not gonna jinx it.
Copy !req
1518. I'll talk to you later, sweetheart.
I love you.
Copy !req
1519. Shit.
Copy !req
1520. One out here in the fourth,
and if you're just joining us,
Copy !req
1521. you missed a lot.
Copy !req
1522. And the pitch to Raul Ibanez.
Strike one.
Copy !req
1523. I think my recap will be simple.
Copy !req
1524. The A's scored six in the first,
one in the second, four in the third.
Copy !req
1525. And people would be shocked
if you just did that. Heh-heh-heh.
Copy !req
1526. Eleven to nothing, the A's do lead.
Copy !req
1527. Shit.
Foul off the foot of Ibanez...
Copy !req
1528. Let's go, Oakland!
Copy !req
1529. Let's go, Oakland!
Copy !req
1530. Now batting, number 2,
catcher, Brent Mayne.
Copy !req
1531. Oakland!
Here we go, Oakland!
Copy !req
1532. Two.
Copy !req
1533. Safe.
Copy !req
1534. Now batting,
Copy !req
1535. number 18,
left fielder Raul Ibanez.
Copy !req
1536. Safe.
Copy !req
1537. And the A's now lead
by a score of 11 to 3.
Copy !req
1538. A nice cushion,
but you don't wanna give teams life
Copy !req
1539. and let them wedge their way
back in, even when you're-
Copy !req
1540. Nobody out, the bases loaded.
Copy !req
1541. And Art Howe on the way to the
mound to make a pitching change.
Copy !req
1542. And this game is still in a state
Copy !req
1543. where it could get out of control
for the Athletics.
Copy !req
1544. We're all told at some point we can
no longer play the children's game.
Copy !req
1545. We just don't know
when that's gonna be.
Copy !req
1546. Some of us are told at 18, some of
us are told at 40, but we're all told.
Copy !req
1547. Mike Sweeney with runners
at first and third.
Copy !req
1548. It's an 11-to-7 game,
the A's in front.
Copy !req
1549. Tam peering in for the sign.
Copy !req
1550. Two out. Runners at first and third.
Copy !req
1551. And the 3-2 delivery.
Copy !req
1552. It's weird, Billy.
Copy !req
1553. You wanna give up baseball
to become a scout?
Copy !req
1554. I'm not a baseball player.
Copy !req
1555. Are you sure this is what you want?
Copy !req
1556. The crowd is roaring.
Koch is ready. One-two pitch.
Copy !req
1557. Alicea puts it in play,
a looper to left field for a base hit.
Copy !req
1558. Around third, tearing for the plate,
here comes the tying run.
Copy !req
1559. Sliding safe.
And the ball game is tied at 11-all.
Copy !req
1560. Holy Toledo.
Copy !req
1561. The A's have blown
an 11-to-nothing lead.
Copy !req
1562. This is the specter of a development
that has been lurking now
Copy !req
1563. ever since the five-run fourth inning
by the Royals.
Copy !req
1564. And the A's date with destiny
is on hold right now.
Copy !req
1565. Hatteberg. Hattie.
Copy !req
1566. Grab a bat.
You're hitting for Byrnesy.
Copy !req
1567. Come on, let's go.
Get yourself loose.
Copy !req
1568. Hitting for Eric Byrnes,
Copy !req
1569. number 10, Scott Hatteberg.
Copy !req
1570. In your typical A's fashion.
They want a base runner here.
Copy !req
1571. Scott Hatteberg is so adept
at drawing walks.
Copy !req
1572. He's looking for Hatteberg
to get on base,
Copy !req
1573. maybe bring in a pinch runner.
Copy !req
1574. Let's go, Oakland!
Copy !req
1575. Let's go, Oakland!
Copy !req
1576. That one is gone!
Copy !req
1577. And it's 20 consecutive victories
for the Oakland Athletics
Copy !req
1578. on an unbelievable night
Copy !req
1579. when they lost
an 11-to-nothing lead
Copy !req
1580. and now they win it.
Copy !req
1581. The crowd comes back
to insane life.
Copy !req
1582. How do you explain it?
Copy !req
1583. Crazy. Just plain crazy.
Copy !req
1584. Hatteberg is mobbed
at home plate.
Copy !req
1585. In 103 years
of American League baseball,
Copy !req
1586. the Athletics have accomplished
what no one has before.
Copy !req
1587. They have won
20 consecutive games.
Copy !req
1588. It's hard not to
be romantic about baseball.
Copy !req
1589. This kind of thing,
it's fun for the fans.
Copy !req
1590. It sells tickets and hot dogs.
Copy !req
1591. Doesn't mean anything.
Copy !req
1592. Billy, we just won
20 games in a row.
Copy !req
1593. And what's the point?
Copy !req
1594. We just got the record.
Copy !req
1595. Man, I've been doing this for...
Copy !req
1596. Listen, man.
Copy !req
1597. I've been in this game
a long time.
Copy !req
1598. I'm not in it for a record,
I'll tell you that.
Copy !req
1599. I'm not in it for a ring.
Copy !req
1600. That's when
people get hurt.
Copy !req
1601. If we don't win the last game
of the Series,
Copy !req
1602. they'll dismiss us.
Copy !req
1603. Billy-
I know these guys.
Copy !req
1604. I know the way they think,
and they will erase us.
Copy !req
1605. And everything
we've done here,
Copy !req
1606. none of it'll matter.
Copy !req
1607. Any other team wins
the World Series, good for them.
Copy !req
1608. They're drinking champagne,
they get a ring.
Copy !req
1609. But if we win,
Copy !req
1610. on our budget, with this team...
Copy !req
1611. we'll have changed the game.
Copy !req
1612. And that's what I want.
Copy !req
1613. I want it to mean something.
Copy !req
1614. The A's going to the play-offs
with the West Division title.
Copy !req
1615. Forgive the A's
if they're not celebrating.
Copy !req
1616. They have been here before,
Copy !req
1617. when Oakland went up two games
to none on the Yanks in the ALDS,
Copy !req
1618. and went nowhere
after losing three straight.
Copy !req
1619. With a win today over the Twins,
Oakland moves into the ALCS
Copy !req
1620. for the first time since 1992.
Copy !req
1621. But remember one thing.
Copy !req
1622. Percentages hold up over a season,
but for one game, one at bat,
Copy !req
1623. throw the percentages
out the window.
Copy !req
1624. What the Minnesota Twins exposed
is the fact that the Oakland A's
Copy !req
1625. were fundamentally
not a sound baseball team.
Copy !req
1626. They had a flawed concept that
started with the general manager
Copy !req
1627. and the brain trust thinking
they could reinvent baseball.
Copy !req
1628. You can't approach baseball
Copy !req
1629. from a statistical,
bean-counting point of view.
Copy !req
1630. It's won on the field
with fundamental play.
Copy !req
1631. You have to steal, you have to bunt,
you have to sacrifice.
Copy !req
1632. You gotta get men in scoring
position, and you gotta bring them in.
Copy !req
1633. And you don't do that
with a bunch of statistical gimmicks.
Copy !req
1634. Nobody reinvents this game.
Copy !req
1635. Yeah.
Copy !req
1636. Due respect to the Coliseum,
but this is a ballpark.
Copy !req
1637. Yes, it is.
Copy !req
1638. We're gonna have
some lunch in a little bit.
Copy !req
1639. Why don't I have
some coffee sent up?
Copy !req
1640. Denise?
Copy !req
1641. Thank you, Denise.
Copy !req
1642. Thanks.
You're welcome.
Copy !req
1643. You know, it's her birthday
and I need to get her a present,
Copy !req
1644. but she's usually the one
that does that for me.
Copy !req
1645. So do you
have any ideas?
Copy !req
1646. Scarf.
Copy !req
1647. You mean like wool?
Copy !req
1648. No, I meant what women wear with...
You know, decorative.
Copy !req
1649. Ah. And where would
I get something like that?
Copy !req
1650. No disrespect, I just lost in five
for the second year in a row.
Copy !req
1651. Get her a bowling ball
for all I care.
Copy !req
1652. Right.
Copy !req
1653. Well, Steve told me
he's offering you a new contract.
Copy !req
1654. Yes.
Copy !req
1655. So why did you return my call?
Copy !req
1656. Because it's the Red Sox.
Copy !req
1657. Because I believe science might offer
an answer to the Curse of the Bambino.
Copy !req
1658. Because I hear you hired Bill James.
Yup.
Copy !req
1659. You know, why someone took so long
to hire that guy is beyond me.
Copy !req
1660. Well, baseball hates him.
Copy !req
1661. Well, baseball can hate him,
you know.
Copy !req
1662. One of the great things about money
is that it buys a lot of things,
Copy !req
1663. one of which is the luxury
to disregard what baseball likes,
Copy !req
1664. doesn't like, what baseball thinks,
doesn't think.
Copy !req
1665. Ah. Sounds nice.
Copy !req
1666. Well...
Copy !req
1667. I was grateful for the call.
Copy !req
1668. You were grateful?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1669. For 41 million,
you built a play-off team.
Copy !req
1670. You lost Damon, Giambi,
Isringhausen, Pena,
Copy !req
1671. and you won more games without
them than you did with them.
Copy !req
1672. You won the exact same number
of games that the Yankees won,
Copy !req
1673. but the Yankees spent
1.4 million per win,
Copy !req
1674. and you paid 260,000.
Copy !req
1675. I know you're taking it in the teeth,
but the first guy through the wall,
Copy !req
1676. he always gets bloody.
Copy !req
1677. Always. This is threatening
not just a way of doing business,
Copy !req
1678. but in their minds,
it's threatening the game.
Copy !req
1679. Really, what it's threatening
is their livelihood, their jobs.
Copy !req
1680. It's threatening the way
that they do things.
Copy !req
1681. Every time that happens,
Copy !req
1682. whether it's a government,
a way of doing business, whatever,
Copy !req
1683. the people
who are holding the reins,
Copy !req
1684. they have their hands
on the switch,
Copy !req
1685. they go batshit crazy.
Copy !req
1686. I mean, anybody who's not
tearing their team down right now
Copy !req
1687. and rebuilding it
using your model,
Copy !req
1688. they're dinosaurs.
Copy !req
1689. They'll be sitting on their ass
on the sofa in October
Copy !req
1690. watching the Boston Red Sox
win the World Series.
Copy !req
1691. What's this?
Copy !req
1692. I want you to be my general
manager. That's my offer.
Copy !req
1693. Heads up.
Copy !req
1694. What was that?
Copy !req
1695. Sorry. I don't know.
What the hell was that?
Copy !req
1696. You knucklehead.
Copy !req
1697. How was Boston?
Copy !req
1698. Impressive.
Copy !req
1699. Did Henry make you
a good offer, at least?
Copy !req
1700. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
What was it? What was it?
Copy !req
1701. Doesn't matter.
What was it?
Copy !req
1702. That makes you the highest-paid
GM in the history of sports.
Copy !req
1703. So?
Copy !req
1704. So what?
Copy !req
1705. I made one decision in my life
based on money.
Copy !req
1706. And I swore
I would never do it again.
Copy !req
1707. You're not doing it
for the money.
Copy !req
1708. No?
No.
Copy !req
1709. You're doing it
for what the money says.
Copy !req
1710. And it says what it says to any
player that makes big money.
Copy !req
1711. That they're worth it.
Copy !req
1712. What a dump.
Copy !req
1713. I really wanted to win here.
Copy !req
1714. I really did.
Copy !req
1715. I think you won pretty big, Billy.
Copy !req
1716. Pete, we lost.
Copy !req
1717. We lost.
Copy !req
1718. It's only been a few days. Give
yourself some time to get over it.
Copy !req
1719. Man, I don't
get over these things.
Copy !req
1720. Ever.
Copy !req
1721. Come with me to the video room.
I wanna show you something.
Copy !req
1722. No, man,
I'm not up for film right now.
Copy !req
1723. Come on. Seriously.
Copy !req
1724. Come on, Billy.
Come on.
Copy !req
1725. The Visalia Oaks
Copy !req
1726. and our 240-pound catcher,
Jeremy Brown,
Copy !req
1727. who, as you know,
is scared to run to second base.
Copy !req
1728. This was in a game six weeks ago.
Copy !req
1729. This guy's gonna start
with a fastball.
Copy !req
1730. Jeremy's gonna take him
to deep center.
Copy !req
1731. Here's what's interesting,
Copy !req
1732. because Jeremy's gonna do
what he never does.
Copy !req
1733. He's gonna go for it.
Copy !req
1734. He's gonna round first
and he's gonna go for it.
Copy !req
1735. Okay?
Copy !req
1736. This is all of Jeremy's
nightmares coming to life.
Copy !req
1737. Aw, they're laughing at him.
And Jeremy's about to find out why.
Copy !req
1738. Jeremy's about to realize
Copy !req
1739. that the ball went 60 feet
over the fence.
Copy !req
1740. He hit a home run
and didn't even realize it.
Copy !req
1741. How can you not be romantic
about baseball?
Copy !req
1742. It's a metaphor.
I know it's a metaphor.
Copy !req
1743. Okay.
Copy !req
1744. Pete, you're a good egg.
Copy !req
1745. I'll call you.
Copy !req
1746. Hey, Dad, this is the song
I told you I'd record.
Copy !req
1747. Please don't show it
to anyone else.
Copy !req
1748. Let me know if you change
your mind and stay in California.
Copy !req
1749. If not, you're a really great dad.
Copy !req
1750. I'm just a little bit
Caught in the middle
Copy !req
1751. Life is a maze
And love is a riddle
Copy !req
1752. I don't know where to go
Can't do it alone, I've tried
Copy !req
1753. And I don't know why
Copy !req
1754. I'm just a little girl
Lost in the moment
Copy !req
1755. I'm so scared
But I don't show it
Copy !req
1756. I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down
Copy !req
1757. I know I've got to let it go
Copy !req
1758. And just enjoy the show
Copy !req
1759. Slow it down, make it stop
Copy !req
1760. Or else my heart
Is going to pop
Copy !req
1761. 'Cause it's too much
Yeah, it's a lot
Copy !req
1762. To be something I'm not
Copy !req
1763. I'm a fool, out of love
Copy !req
1764. And I just can't get enough
Copy !req
1765. I'm just a little bit
Caught in the middle
Copy !req
1766. Life is a maze
And love is a riddle
Copy !req
1767. I don't know where to go
Can't do it alone, I've tried
Copy !req
1768. And I don't know why
Copy !req
1769. I'm just a little girl
Lost in the moment
Copy !req
1770. I'm so scared
But I don't show it
Copy !req
1771. I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down
Copy !req
1772. I know I've got to let it go
Copy !req
1773. And just enjoy the show
Copy !req
1774. Dum-dee-dum
Da-dum-dee-dum
Copy !req
1775. Just enjoy the show
Copy !req
1776. You're such a loser, Dad
You're such a loser, Dad
Copy !req
1777. You're such a loser, Dad
Just enjoy the show
Copy !req
1778. You're such a loser, Dad
You're such a loser, Dad
Copy !req
1779. You're such a loser, Dad
Copy !req
1780. Just enjoy the show
Copy !req