Money Plane (2020)

1. I learned early on in my career

2. that a job well done has three critical parts.

3. - ID badge, please. - Sure.

4. It's here somewhere.

5. Ah, there we go.

6. First, the right crew.

7. It takes more than one flint to make a fire.

8. Almost got it.

9. I'm here for a private viewing.

10. - Yes, sir, down the hall.

11. Thanks.

12. Two... there's how things are,

13. and how things appear to be.

14. Is it normal for museum guards to have machine guns?

15. They weren't there two days ago when we did the recon.

16. Alpha, what's the call?

17. This feels off, but we've got to stay the course.

18. All right, which door is it?

19. Third door on the left.

20. Other left!

21. Where is it?

22. It's hanging on the wall right when you walk in the room.

23. I'm in the room, it's not here.

24. What? You're in the room?

25. What the hell?

26. Shit!

27. Abort, abort!

28. We've been compromised, abort!

29. Three, Plan A is only as good as your Plan B.

30. All right, uh... down the stairs, out the back door.

31. Hey!

32. Oh, shit.

33. Let's go, let's go, let's go!

34. - What the hell happened? - Our network was hacked.

35. Think it was a setup?

36. It felt off in there.

37. There's how things are,

38. and there's how things appear to be.

39. Trust your gut next time.

40. Yeah, well, whatever went wrong, we need to figure it out,

41. but we have bigger issues to deal with.

42. We gotta get ahead of this mess.

43. Yeah and off the streets.

44. Iggy, take us to Rumble's HQ.

45. - You sure? - We have no choice.

46. Copy that.

47. Darius Emanuel Grouch...

48. The Third.

49. Better known as...

50. The Rumble.

51. I am very disappointed.

52. The painting wasn't there,

53. someone knew we were coming.

54. Warhol, De Kooning, Pollock,

55. bunch of bitches.

56. How about I just blow your brains out,

57. I'll create my own damn Pollock!

58. Now Asgar Jorn, the "Disturbing Duckling."

59. That's modern art, and now I'm disturbed, Jack.

60. You a gambling man, Jack?

61. Not anymore.

62. Once a gambling man, always a gambling man.

63. You bet everything you had.

64. You had a 50-50 shot, Jack.

65. Toss of a coin.

66. One side, in a split second,

67. you make enough money to retire.

68. You, your crew, your family...

69. live the life they always dreamed of.

70. On the other side,

71. you lose... everything.

72. My, how everything can change in just a second.

73. You trusted your gut, Jack, and it lied to ya.

74. And I've paid for it ever since.

75. You owed a lot of money to some very bad people.

76. I'm not just a businessman, I'm an opportunist.

77. So I bought your debt.

78. I own you.

79. Now you're gonna have to repay me that debt.

80. Those people would've killed ya.

81. I saved you, resurrected you from the ashes!

82. Now, you have to be able to trust those

83. who work for you.

84. Can I trust you, Jack?

85. You know you don't have to ask me that.

86. Then where the hell is my painting?

87. If I had my damn painting,

88. we wouldn't be having this conversation, now would we?

89. Since you didn't bring me my $40-million painting,

90. I'm gonna need you to pay me back... with interest.

91. Can we just get to the job?

92. Good man, Jack, good man.

93. There is a legend in the underworld,

94. for those in the know,

95. it's the called the Money Plane.

96. Some of the baddest mother fuckers on the planet

97. are on that plane, all craving action,

98. whatever you wanna wager on,

99. the Money Plane has you covered.

100. You wanna bet on a dude fucking an alligator...

101. Money Plane.

102. Untouchable by any government,

103. because the flight always takes place

104. in international airspace.

105. Word is they have over a billion in crypto on board,

106. and millions in cash.

107. I want you and your crew to take down the house.

108. No, no, you got to be kidding me, right?

109. Do I look like I'm joking?

110. Now I'm gonna be fronting you the money for the buy in,

111. and I'm arranging cover stories for you and your crew

112. to get on board undetected.

113. This is bat-shit crazy, Darius. We can't do it.

114. No, what's crazy is I don't have my painting,

115. yet you're here talking to me, still very alive.

116. Look familiar?

117. You're more valuable to me alive, for now.

118. That's the only reason, Jack.

119. You don't bring me back what I want from the Money Plane,

120. and you won't have anything to come back to.

121. Do you understand me?

122. I.. if we pull this off, and...

123. Uh...

124. Not "If". "When" you pull this off!

125. When we pull it off,

126. that's it, we're square.

127. And not just me, but my entire crew. We're done!

128. Yeah, we're square.

129. P-Roach.

130. This bag has everything you need.

131. All the details, the money I'm fronting you, everything.

132. And - as a little incentive to you,

133. You and your crew can keep whatever's left in the vault.

134. Now go get me my money, Jack.

135. Have a safe flight.

136. This is the last one, I promise.

137. Hey, what happened to the last, last one?

138. Well, we didn't complete the job, did we?

139. It's not our fault the painting wasn't there!

140. Hey, let's stay focused.

141. What's the job?

142. We are going to rob the Money Plane.

143. It's an airborne casino,

144. chartered by a bunch of elite criminals,

145. who bet on all kinds of crazy shit.

146. It operates over international airspace,

147. but, apparently, it has $1-billion in cryptocurrency.

148. - And we're gonna steal it? - Yeah.

149. It's insane!

150. Yeah.

151. I love it!

152. And how do we co this?

153. I'm going to take on the persona of a Mr. Phillip Monroe,

154. he's an infamous human trafficker,

155. but he did all of his business digitally,

156. so nobody knows what he looks like.

157. Well, what happened to the real Monroe?

158. It seems Isabella had a run in with Mr. Monroe

159. last June in Moscow.

160. Oh.

161. Now Trey, I need you to go undercover,

162. you're gonna be my right hand on the plane.

163. Copy that.

164. Isabella, you're gonna be on board as well

165. posing as a flight attendant,

166. I got your cleared credentials already.

167. What about me, Jack?

168. What do I do, who am I?

169. You, Iggy, you're gonna be my main man on the ground.

170. You're gonna be managing all the hardware,

171. and basically controlling everything.

172. What, tech support?

173. That's Trey's job!

174. I know, but I need Trey on board with me.

175. Now, there's no security cameras

176. actually on the plane,

177. SO we're gonna use that to our advantage.

178. Once on the plane, we create a diversion,

179. so I can sneak off, and take control of the cockpit.

180. Trey will represent me,

181. while Isabella searches for the vault,

182. and the server room.

183. Once located, Isabella will open the vault.

184. Trey will sneak in the server room, and hack the server.

185. From there, you're gonna transmit the key

186. for the house crypto wallet,

187. and create an untraceable relay to our main man, Iggy.

188. Ground support, what a shit job.

189. Iggy, you're gonna be awaiting my signal.

190. Once we're in range, you're gonna be on the receiving end

191. of over a $1-billion in cryptocurrency.

192. Can you handle that?

193. Yeah, I got it covered.

194. Once you've given us the signal

195. that you've received the transfer,

196. then the three of us will go down to the cargo hold

197. where we will parachute out,

198. with all of the money we took from the vault.

199. We'll be gone before anybody knows what happened.

200. Memorize your files.

201. Short prep time on this job.

202. Get a good night's rest.

203. If we do this right, we can take care of our families,

204. and move wherever the hell we want.

205. We depart day after tomorrow, 0500.

206. Oh!

207. Ooh. Direct shot. On!

208. I don't fight fair!

209. I quit your team, and start my own!

210. That's not fair, I'm gonna hit you good.

211. - There, I got one in. - I have a shield.

212. All right you two! It's bedtime.

213. Come on Mom, already?

214. Yes honey, you got to go to bed.

215. Yeah, it's bedtime sweetie, go get washed up.

216. I'll be up for a story soon, okay?

217. - But Dad, just five more... - No buts.

218. I can't believe you have to leave on such short notice.

219. I know, no one's more upset about it than I am.

220. Dad, I'm waiting!

221. - All right dad,

222. it's story time.

223. - We'll pick this up later. - Yeah we will.

224. And all was well in Sherwood Village.

225. For now.

226. So, it's okay to steal

227. if it's someone bad?

228. Well, I mean they would have to be really bad.

229. So, I can steal all of Harriet's candy,

230. because she is mean to everyone?

231. I'm sure that Harriet is a tyrant,

232. but if you stole and ate all the candy,

233. well, then you'd get sick,

234. so wouldn't it be nicer if you shared it?

235. 'Night sweetie.

236. You okay?

237. Yeah, of course, just thinking.

238. She's amazing, isn't she?

239. Yeah, she is amazing.

240. Well, come to bed, babe.

241. You owe a lot of money to some very bad people...

242. I saw an opportunity, so I bought your debt.

243. Now you work for me.

244. To repay your debt, I need you and your crew

245. to take down the house.

246. Now...

247. .. go get me my money, Jack.

248. Oh Jesus.

249. I almost shot you.

250. I almost shot you!

251. Did you pick the lock?

252. No, Claire told me where the spare was.

253. Why do you keep movin' it?

254. Because you keep using It.

255. Remind me again, why did you make me

256. your daughter's godfather?

257. That was Sarah's idea.

258. An.

259. Well, come on in.

260. Shhh!

261. I got that Intel you wanted.

262. Thanks, Harry.

263. It's suicide,

264. you know that, right?

265. It's the last one.

266. Oh, where have I heard that one before?

267. Listen, I got no choice.

268. I haven't gambled in five years,

269. since I got my team into this mess.

270. Gambling was never your problem.

271. You know, in the beginning you were betting on your skill,

272. not your luck.

273. You were the best, one of the best,

274. at any poker table anywhere.

275. Then you got greedy.

276. But when you lost, when you lost big,

277. best thing that ever happened to you.

278. What?

279. We got you back.

280. Sarah got her husband back, I got my best friend back.

281. But make no mistake, Jack, you got great instincts.

282. You need to trust 'em, stop second-guessing yourself.

283. Ever since I lost that hand, don't know if I can.

284. It's ironic, isn't it.

285. Gambling is what got you into this whole mess,

286. and now, the Money Plane.

287. Casino in the sky.

288. Full of the world's most dangerous criminals.

289. You sure know how to pick 'em, pal

290. But hey,

291. if anybody's gonna pull it off, it's gonna be you...

292. you and your crew.

293. Heck, might even be a good time.

294. I doubt that.

295. But maybe I can convince you to come with us anyway?

296. Nope.

297. Not this time, buddy.

298. I got this thing about planes.

299. Coming from the youngest major general

300. in the United States Air Force.

301. Hell, I would've made Lieutenant

302. if I didn't quit to run around the world with you.

303. Agh... Feels like a...

304. another life!

305. But someday, I'd love to get back in the cockpit again,

306. and fly around the world, kick ass...

307. Well, here's your chance!

308. Another life.

309. Listen, uh... may I ask you a favor?

310. Sure.

311. Be my backup guy on the ground?

312. Stay here at the house.

313. Look after the girls... I'd owe you one.

314. Okay.

315. Anything for my goddaughnter, right?

316. And I'm gonna look into this museum job too.

317. Something seems off about that, but hey,

318. anything goes wrong up there, I'm a phone call away.

319. Thanks pal.

320. Hello, and welcome!

321. - Crew. - Wonderful,

322. you'll still need to place your weapons in the bin.

323. Oh! All weapons please.

324. Whoops.

325. Hi.

326. Mister Monroe. And this is my associate,

327. Mr. McGillicuddy.

328. Wonderful, thank you.

329. Weapons in the box, please.

330. I.. I don't carry any guns.

331. Huh!

332. Thank you.

333. Next!

334. Ladies and gentlemen, before you board,

335. you must deposit your funds,

336. and remember to keep your digital wallet wristband on

337. at all times, it'll allow you to access your account,

338. and wager freely.

339. Welcome aboard.

340. - This is going to be good! - Nice.

341. Really nice.

342. Ladies and gentlemen,

343. as a representative of the house,

344. it is my pleasure to welcome you to the Money Plane.

345. I am your concierge, and I'm here to facilitate

346. your every desire for action and speculation.

347. As you know there are no cameras on board,

348. this is to ensure the utmost discretion.

349. Rest assured, both you and your funds

350. are thoroughly secure.

351. Myself and my staff are here on board

352. to bring you anything and everything that you desire.

353. At this point in time,

354. I wanna introduce you to my bookkeeper.

355. Who will go over the rules of the house.

356. Thank you.

357. Good afternoon.

358. As a representative of the house,

359. it is my job to inform you

360. of our zero-tolerance cheating policy.

361. I cannot express to you enough

362. how important it is for your personal wellbeing.

363. There'll be no loud, aggressive behavior,

364. which might disturb another guest, or crew member.

365. There'll be no fighting, no murder, no dismemberment,

366. unless of course, those things are permitted

367. within the rules of engagement for a specific event.

368. Keeping that in mind, good luck, and have fun.

369. Now without further ado, sit back, relax,

370. and prepare for takeoff.

371. Now, that is a smooth takeoff.

372. Obliged, we employ the finest pilots in the world.

373. I know, because I myself am a pilot.

374. It's a long flight,

375. can I give you a nice tip so we could be friends?

376. The airplane consists of the lounge.

377. That's where you will find dining and libations.

378. It also serves as our sportsbook,

379. where you will be gambling and placing bets

380. on a series of live themed adventures.

381. Next, we have the main casino floor,

382. where you'll find traditional casino fare.

383. At any point in time, myself or my staff

384. can provide you with a private guest suite

385. for a power nap, a steam shower,

386. or if you need to take care of any personal business.

387. Please respect the rules of the house at all times.

388. May I help you, sir?

389. Yeah, what's the deal with the rates for the babes?

390. What are the prices on this?

391. The attendants are valued employees of the house.

392. They are not for sale.

393. However we do offer a wonderful variety of companions

394. that we can provide you at any time.

395. Hi.

396. Yeah!

397. Reid,

398. this is amazing.

399. Holy shit.

400. A game is about to start.

401. The American Classic, Texas Hold 'em,

402. is about to begin in the main casino floor.

403. I've got to find that server room.

404. I have to take control of the cockpit.

405. It's gonna be a long flight, let's go.

406. All right, I'll need to scan your wristbands,

407. so you could buy in to the game, please.

408. - Thank you.

409. Great.

410. Thank you.

411. Perfect, please respect the dealer at all times,

412. and as always, respect the house.

413. Good luck and have fun.

414. Welcome to high stakes Texas hold 'em.

415. It's your first time?

416. It is.

417. Me too, I'm Phillip Monroe.

418. I know who you are.

419. Kingpin of the largest human trafficking ring

420. on three continents.

421. Now, human trafficking

422. is the third largest criminal enterprise,

423. right behind drugs, and my personal favorite,

424. arms dealing.

425. Touche.

426. We met once.

427. Digitally.

428. Mr. Vertelli, we know who you are.

429. You're the infamous arms dealer

430. who supplied Iran with materials

431. to become nuclear capable.

432. You've got me figured out, Kemosabe.

433. But you were already on the FBI's most wanted list

434. for selling chemical weapons in Syria.

435. Thousands of women and children suffered.

436. And here's the kicker,

437. the Syrian government tried me,

438. and I was acquitted by the United Nations,

439. which makes me an innocent man.

440. Put a lot of bodies in the ground in your way to the top.

441. Look, my granddaddy sold guns, my daddy sold guns,

442. I sold my first weapon before I lost my virginity.

443. Now, I'm sellin' nuclear weapons.

444. Living the American dream, now who the fuck is this guy?

445. - I'm Mr. McGillicuddy. - Well Mr. McGillicuddy,

446. I'm willing to assume if some of the women

447. and children, that you harvest,

448. were armed by me, there'd be quite a few less people

449. trapped in forced labor, wouldn't there be?

450. Gentlemen, anything to drink?

451. Gin.

452. I'm good.

453. Is this gonna be a thing between you two?

454. You seem to like it.

455. Is it really necessary?

456. More than 50% of of your victims are sexually exploited,

457. and you've got a problem with my guy

458. hitting on a waitress?

459. Come on.

460. I just wanna play some poker, that's all.

461. - Drinks gentlemen?

462. Round one to Reid.

463. Mr. Vertelli, keep your dog on a leash.

464. You will not be warned again.

465. All right, everybody calm down.

466. Let's play some cards.

467. Reid, you need to relax a little bit.

468. Howdy folks, deal me in.

469. Splendid. Now we have a game.

470. Quite the game, ladies and gentlemen, quite the game.

471. The table shows the four of diamonds,

472. the five of hearts, the seven of clubs,

473. - and the queen of spades.

474. All in.

475. Dammit, thanks for making me feel alive.

476. I call.

477. Mr. JR Crockett calls.

478. I call.

479. Fortune favors the bold.

480. Here comes the river.

481. A pair of sevens.

482. Yee-haw!

483. Full House!

484. Mr. Monroe please show your hand.

485. And a pair of fours.

486. Gentlemen, our winner is JR Crockett.

487. I'd like to retire to a room please,

488. I'm feeling off, transfer my funds to my associate,

489. Mr. McGillicuddy, I'd like him to keep playing

490. - for me please. - Of course, sir.

491. Proceed to the lounge,

492. I'll makes you're somebody checks you in.

493. Thank you.

494. Mr. Monroe is transferring his funds to Mr. McGillicuddy,

495. please make sure that he can wager freely.

496. Thank you.

497. All right, good luck young man.

498. Your winning allows you to choose the next event.

499. Well you know I'm a Texan,

500. but I can still enjoy a glass of vodka.

501. Comrades, who wants some?

502. Hey honey.

503. You're not supposed to be down here.

504. Rules were meant to be fucked.

505. You wanna get fucked?

506. Now, you're gonna have to leave,

507. or else, I'm gonna be forced to call security.

508. You tell on me?

509. What's in the bag?

510. Employees only.

511. - Leave! - What are you up to?

512. Wouldn't you like to know?

513. You got balls of steel, amigo.

514. What's with the red table cloth?

515. Easier to clean up.

516. The game, is roulette of the Russian variety.

517. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a game of Russian roulette,

518. featuring undefeated champion, Mr. JR Crockett.

519. Bets are open.

520. (JR) You know at first, I thought to myself,

521. that's a brave man,

522. then I realized, Mister...?

523. McGillicuddy.

524. McGillicuddy?

525. A fine Irishman.

526. And I realized, Mr. McGillicuddy,

527. that's not a brave man,

528. he has a secret.

529. That is a man,

530. who's ready to die.

531. Ready to meet his maker,

532. ready for what comes next,

533. because you have placed yourself tonight

534. at this table across from JR Crockett himself,

535. and that I, JR Crockett, never lose.

536. I can't lose, I can't be beat.

537. No shit, or he wouldn't be here boring us to death

538. with this speech.

539. Your blindfold, sir.

540. You will be playing first.

541. 20 to one odds, any takers on 20 to one odds?

542. 20 to one odds, ladies and gentlemen, 20 to one odds.

543. Give me a cool million at 20 to one

544. - on the Irishman. - As you wish.

545. Oh hell, where are my manners? I'll go first.

546. Sir, as the returning champion,

547. you have earned the right to play second,

548. without even a flip of the coin.

549. Oh, so you got to go first.

550. Nah, I'm good, you go!

551. Sir, as the challenger, you are obliged to go first.

552. Rules are rules.

553. But the man wants to go first, let the man go first.

554. The man is just offering a kind gesture,

555. the rules of the game are clear.

556. - I wanna to see the book! - I am the book.

557. Oh goddammit, give me the fucking gun.

558. I can't lose.

559. It's about time, what took you so long?

560. My fucking feet are killing me.

561. I hate these shoes.

562. - Babe.

563. Fucking copilot.

564. - Oh god.

565. Shit.

566. - McGillicuddy. - Thank you.

567. Don't worry ladies and gentlemen,

568. let me remind you our pilots are the best in the world.

569. Rest assured, there's nothing to worry about.

570. Come here.

571. Bravo, can you hear me?

572. - Loud and clear. - Good.

573. - Delta come in? - Copy.

574. On plane comms connected.

575. We have control of the cockpit.

576. Sit rep.

577. I'm just in the lounge, putting something in my stomach.

578. Hey, you guys feel that turbulence?

579. Wait, you're eating?

580. The cargo hold is strange.

581. What's strange about it?

582. Well, it was glowing, and the door was cold.

583. Server room.

584. Get down there as soon as you can, and check it out,

585. On it.

586. I'm gonna establish communications

587. with Charlie on the ground.

588. Charlie's Pizza?

589. Charlie, we have control of the cockpit,

590. I'll be re-directing the plane shortly

591. to calibrate locations. Sit Rep?

592. I'm in position, everything's unloaded.

593. Got a few things to set up,

594. we should be up and running shortly.

595. Nicely done.

596. I mean, I've still got some more time though, right?

597. Set up the damn gear up now.

598. Copy, it will be done by next communication.

599. - Over and out. - Over and out.

600. Mr. Luck-of-the-Irish himself!

601. That was quite a game.

602. And you're in luck once again,

603. the next event is about to begin.

604. Follow me to the sportsbook.

605. Right this way, sir.

606. Yeah, gotta scratch that itch.

607. - Let me ask you something. - Sure.

608. Can I just bet, and not participate in the next game?

609. You know pace myself.

610. - Chill out a bit. - Quite right Sir.

611. May I remind everyone of our zero-tolerance cheating policy.

612. Oh my, it's almost time for the first Themed Adventure

613. - on the flight. - Sounds riveting.

614. The house never disappoints.

615. Our Themed Adventure wagers are some of the highlights

616. of the flight.

617. According to most of our recent surveys.

618. So find a seat, sit back, and relax,

619. our Themed Adventures are about to begin.

620. Final bets, the event is about to start.

621. Mr. McGillicuddy, what would you like to wager?

622. I'll take the blue corner.

623. You're a witty young man.

624. It's a timed event.

625. 17?

626. 17 minutes, very aggressive,

627. but we wouldn't expect anything less from you.

628. 17 minutes, fine.

629. Betting is closed on this event.

630. Man versus Cobra.

631. Hello. - Checking in on my money!

632. I'd like to keep this line open for my team.

633. Yeah, that's right.

634. Papa bear taking care of the kids.

635. Can't hunt and gather on their own, textbook codependency.

636. Speaking of codependency, what do you want?

637. I want my damn money, Jack.

638. Don't do that, don't use my real name.

639. Oh right, you're on a mission!

640. So we'll need some cool code names, right?

641. What did you call your superior officer?

642. My superior officer?

643. I was a Captain so he was my colonel.

644. Cool, I'll call you Captain, you call me Colonel.

645. So Cap, I want an update!

646. We're maintaining deep cover.

647. We have control of the cockpit.

648. Once we locate the vault and the server,

649. I'll call you back with updates.

650. And set up my camera, Jack, I want my live feed.

651. Ah.

652. Good boy, I'm keeping an eye on you and your crew.

653. Don't think I'm not.

654. I'm always watching, remember that, Jack.

655. Oops, Cap!

656. Cheer up, you look pissed.

657. - Oh, hell no.

658. 16 minutes, Mr. McGillicuddy has won the event

659. with an estimated 17-minute time of death.

660. Mr. McGillicuddy wins another one.

661. - Nothing yet. - Keep looking.

662. 25,000.

663. 50,000.

664. 100,000.

665. 150,000.

666. 200,000.

667. 13 million Rubles.

668. 200,000 US.

669. And the winner, a-ha,

670. the winners are Ms. Yamada and Mr. McGillicuddy.

671. - You are on a roll my friend. - Good.

672. When I was young, I chopped off arms for free!

673. Excuse me, I have to go to the restroom.

674. What the hell is going on out there?

675. Oh man, yeah, my bad.

676. I'm sick from watching all these disgusting bets.

677. Pull it together, man.

678. Get your ass back out there before anyone gets suspicious.

679. After the game, you find that damn server room,

680. and you hack that damn server!

681. Copy that!

682. Pull it together, Trey, pull it together.

683. Charlie's Pizza, come in.

684. Okay, this gear is kind of a nightmare, stand by.

685. Come on.

686. Come on please.

687. Come on.

688. Green light, the gear is set up,

689. and up and running, we are a green light,

690. mission is a go.

691. Glad to hear it.

692. The third event is about to begin.

693. Bets are closed.

694. In five,

695. four,

696. three,

697. two.

698. Shit.

699. Whoa, stripped to the bone in one minute, and 56 seconds.

700. Won again by Mr. McGillicuddy,

701. you are on a roll, my friend, god.

702. He's got to be cheating, he's winning everything.

703. This job sucks.

704. Hey.

705. - Hey. - What are you doing in here?

706. I, um, was just.

707. Wait, don't use the radio!

708. - Block all communications! - What?

709. Do it!

710. Ooh, that's a good song.

711. Seems like they're having fun upstairs.

712. Wanna do the same?

713. Screw it.

714. You bitch.

715. Fuck, this is not the same vault from the schematics!

716. Looks like biometric, some upgraded version of that shit.

717. I can still crack it, but I'm gonna need more time!

718. There is no more time!

719. Bravo?

720. Jackpot boys.

721. I'm gonna need some help packing this up.

722. Delta, can you break away and help Bravo?

723. Copy that, just keeping a low profile.

724. - Ooh, hey, hi. Looking for you.

725. Nah, no, thank you, I'm good.

726. - Come on - What's all the commotion?

727. - Drink shot, shot. - Have a shot.

728. (Man) Come on, have a drink.

729. Nothing, I'm on my way.

730. Pack up the money, you cover your tracks,

731. get the hell out of there, stay alert.

732. Line secure, what's up?

733. So, something seemed off

734. about that botched museum job, right?

735. So I did some digging.

736. You were supposed to steal a painting for Darius Grouch.

737. Now, "The Disturbing Duckling" is a privately owned piece

738. of art, the name on record is some company

739. called Bon Global.

740. Now, Bon Global is owned by Rumble Corp.

741. Why would he have you steal a painting he already owns?

742. There's more, the painting was transferred

743. out of the museum the night before the heist.

744. Museum was tipped.

745. That sounds like a setup to me.

746. Do we know where the painting really is?

747. Sure, currently on display at the Palazzo Braschi in Rome.

748. I'll call you back.

749. We can't take it all, it's too much money in that safe.

750. Packed what I could, one bag each.

751. It's all the weight we can jump with safely.

752. - Copy that. - Server's across the hall.

753. - All right. - Bravo, Delta, copy.

754. We read you.

755. Listen, we all knew this wasn't right,

756. but now I know for sure.

757. Museum was a set up.

758. - I knew it. - What do we do?

759. We proceed with the plan, we're in too deep.

760. We've got to get out of this mess

761. without getting double crossed again.

762. Just be careful, be vigilant, stay alert.

763. Stay alive.

764. This mission just got even more fucked up.

765. I've been gone too long.

766. I've got to get back, someone's gonna get suspicious.

767. Good call, I better make an appearance too.

768. Let's make it quick.

769. All right, you take wine.

770. Don't you piss, you hear me? Don't you piss yourself.

771. Stay right there, I've got to take this.

772. - Yeah. - Hey, it's me.

773. Code names, please.

774. Colonel, this is Captain.

775. Captain, this is Colonel, I read you loud and clear.

776. What's up.

777. I'm informing you we have found and accessed the vault.

778. We're still searching for the server.

779. Good, good, you keep checking the boxes, Captain.

780. That museum job that went wrong.

781. We're working on it, why do you ask?

782. Well, I wanna find the son of a bitch who set us up.

783. Yeah, well, we don't have anything yet,

784. but if we do, I'll let you know.

785. Not if, when.

786. When we find out something, I'll let you know.

787. Please do, my crew and I'll do that job for free.

788. - Be in touch, over and out. - Yeah, yeah, over and out.

789. - Jesus,

790. can't hear myself think, will you shut this guy up?

791. What the fuck did you do?

792. I told you shut him up, not shoot him.

793. You fucked up my terracotta.

794. This stuff is porous, don't you get that?

795. For God's sake, son of a bitch.

796. It's never gonna come out, it's gonna stain.

797. - Hello. - Harry, what's going on?

798. Jack,

799. I'm training.

800. I'm sending you an encrypted message

801. with some schematics for a fail safe.

802. Got a bad feeling about this, things are going south.

803. I need you, remember Brazil?

804. Oh boy, do I remember Brazil.

805. What happened to Brazil?

806. You're on a need-to-know basis, soldier.

807. Jack,

808. trust your gut.

809. We need to move on to Plan B.

810. Roger that.

811. I got to take a break, kid.

812. Don't eat all my M&M's, okay.

813. Let's see.

814. All right you sons of bitches, let's do it.

815. I knew there was something wrong with this guy.

816. I told you.

817. Charlie, we are inbound with rally point location,

818. are you up and running?

819. Alpha, green light, sync on standby, ready to rock.

820. Delta, how's it coming?

821. Great, we're just about there

822. with the sync

823. And got it!

824. Transfer in progress.

825. Transfer and download in progress.

826. Alpha, keep us in target range.

827. All right everyone, keep it up!

828. 44%.

829. Transfer's at 44%, I repeat 44%.

830. Gentlemen, I'm gonna have to ask you to return

831. to the upper deck.

832. You take care of the princess,

833. and I'll take care of this guy.

834. With pleasure.

835. You really wanna do this?

836. Okay then, bitch.

837. Here comes daddy.

838. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

839. Who me?

840. Yeah, you stole that cookie.

841. Listen, it's not what it looks like.

842. - I like that. - Love it.

843. - You like? - Love it.

844. Ivan, I can explain.

845. Halfway there.

846. Alpha, come in, transfer stopped.

847. I can't keep the plane in range any longer.

848. We're gonna have to make another pass.

849. - Delta? - Alpha?

850. What the hell's going on up there?

851. I don't wanna be late before the next card game,

852. but I got to kill ya.

853. Hi Princess.

854. Drop the gun, drop the gun, drop the gun.

855. - Get up, get up! - Get him up, get him up.

856. Get him up, get him up.

857. Alpha, abort, I'm sorry.

858. Bravo, Delta, do you copy?

859. Sit rep.

860. Get up.

861. What took you so long?

862. I was organizing my closet.

863. Alpha, do you copy, I'm with Delta.

864. Everything's fine.

865. speak for yourself.

866. We're out of range, and the server's been damaged.

867. Charlie's been compromised.

868. Darius did it again, he set us up.

869. Solution?

870. We do not let him win.

871. Listen, can you reboot the server?

872. Download it onto a portable SSD?

873. If it's stable enough to handle the transfer.

874. But the moment the drive boots via USB,

875. their security software will tip them off,

876. they'll know there's a breach.

877. Do it, we're out of options.

878. But they'll be able to trace it back to US.

879. Not us, we have a Plan B.

880. Plan B.

881. Okay, ladies and gents,

882. here comes Harry.

883. Who's next?

884. Stay still, you bastard.

885. Come on, I'll tear one right up your ass.

886. And.

887. Sucks to be you, pal.

888. Hey Harry.

889. Hey pal, how're ya doing?

890. Hello, who's this?

891. What do you mean who's this?

892. Please hold.

893. Who're you holding for again?

894. Need I remind you who you work for?

895. I've been up here, above the clouds,

896. I don't know, it's given me some perspective.

897. I've been thinking, what if I don't work for you?

898. What if you were actually just a little bitch?

899. And what if this money wasn't actually yours anymore?

900. Are you really fucking with me right now?

901. Are you fucking with me?

902. You think you're bad ass, yeah?

903. The criminals on this plane would eat you alive.

904. On this plane, you're a dime a dozen, Colonel.

905. I don't give a fuck who's on that plane.

906. I'm the baddest mother fucker on the planet!

907. I am Darius Grouch the Third, The Rumble,

908. and I am taking down the Money Plane.

909. - Now bring me my money. - Please hold on.

910. Time to burn down the village.

911. - Fuck.

912. Goddammit.

913. - Ow.

914. Speed and altitude decreased, auto-pilot engaged.

915. Transfer complete,

916. with the key to access all the cryptocurrency.

917. - Over $1-billion. - And the clock is ticking.

918. It's only a matter of time before they figure out

919. they've been hacked.

920. Leave that to me.

921. Now that we have the funds, what's next?

922. Let's redistribute the wealth.

923. We can donate it to anonymous charities worldwide.

924. Untraceable, non-reversible.

925. We'd be giving the money back to those who suffered

926. at the hands of these bastards.

927. UNICEF, Polaris, uh, refugees of Syria,

928. you name it.

929. A little steal from the rich?

930. And give to the poor. Exactly.

931. You sure about this, what about your debt to Darius?

932. I told you, I have a Plan B, do it.

933. A whole lot of people just got a whole lot of money.

934. What about the cash?

935. I don't want it, split the money.

936. The same here.

937. Me neither.

938. Let's spread the wealth manually.

939. Got a call to make.

940. Hey.

941. I hope you have come to your senses!

942. Any good job has three critical parts.

943. First, you need a great team.

944. It takes more than one flint to start a fire.

945. Second, you need a proper diversion.

946. There's the way things are and the way things appear to be

947. and the SSD that has the access key to the cryptocurrency,

948. we thought it'd be better served

949. if we dispersed that digitally to charities

950. around the world that are dealing with horrible issues,

951. like, I don't know, human trafficking.

952. You're dead, your families are all dead,

953. you, your crew, and everyone you ever met.

954. Dead by the time you touch down.

955. Lastly, if there's no Darius, there's no debt.

956. - Always have a Plan B.

957. I don't give a fuck who's on that plane,

958. I'm the baddest motherfucker on the planet.

959. I am Darius Grouch the third, The Rumble,

960. and I am taking down the Money Plane.

961. Now bring me my money.

962. On behalf of the house, I wanna assure you

963. that Mr. Grouch's head will be on a platter

964. by the time we land.

965. The House will compensate any lost funds.

966. Let's have a new wager.

967. Who wants to wager how long it'll take

968. 'til we get notice of Mr. Grouch's death?

969. 15 minutes at 50,000.

970. We just did that.

971. First time for everything.

972. We never did get that painting.

973. Well, I guess we have one last, last job to do.

974. Payback's a bitch.

975. You ready?

976. - Let's strap in.

977. An eye for an eye, Colonel.

978. I got to jump.

979. When we pull it off, we are done.

980. - Yeah, we're square.

981. Now, go get me my money, Jack.

982. I'm out, Darius.

983. Hold on, P-Roach.

984. Hold on.

985. Okay.

986. - Rumble time.

987. - Hello?

988. My source has an offer on your painting.

989. It seems the publicity from the heist

990. drove the price up to 60 million.

991. Split four ways, not a bad retirement.

992. We'll split five ways.

993. See you in Paris.

994. All right.

995. What are you doing?

996. - I know, you're so silly.

997. What are you doing?

998. It's your turn now.