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- You're so innocent.
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Chinese is not the Charlie.
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We used to be best friends, remember?
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you have no life!
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- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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- Okay, Mister.
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- All right, let's have it.
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130. - Great. Perfect excuse to get rid of it.
- That's awesome, Kendall. Thank—
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- I'm dying.
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- Be healthy, I guess.
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- It's not about being healthy.
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from chasing after 17-year-olds.
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that does that shit.
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144. Yeah, if it weren't for that juicy hunk
of asada in the front row,
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with this torture.
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- He is making his way
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and peace, out, yo.
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- I could have sworn—
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- I got this.
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- She's a bitch.
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in a certain amount of time.
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- Excuse me.
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at exactly the same time.
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to manipulate the consumer...
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- Planned obsolescence.
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- You were saying how we were
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- Everyone, let's go. Come on.
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210. Look at 'em. Looks like
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- She is killing me.
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that shit last weekend.
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No credit, no ATM.
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in my birthday money.
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and drop me a hundo.
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- Fucked up!
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- Put it in your bag.
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- This is not normal. Whoa!
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- Let me go!
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238. - I took a lot of practice tests.
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- This isn't a fucking bomb scare.
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- Back up. Back up.
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- We don't know what's happened!
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- Mom's here. Let's go.
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- Yeah, right.
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- Evan, let's go. Evan. Evan.
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- You're not gonna tell me what—
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- Touch me again, I'll...
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- Evan. Evan! Evan, let's go now!
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Come on. Let's go!
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Commissioner?
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may be correct, but...
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- Tell us what's really go—
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- Ugh, hard to believe.
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296. - Can't wrap my head around it.
- Look, you either die single,
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this footage is very graphic.
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- Hey, you want a drink, bitch?
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- Dude, get in here!
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- What the fuck?
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You are talking about pigs?
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- Oh, Jeannie!
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- Are you the father?
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- No, he's the boyfriend.
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you don't want to wait outside?
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- More breathing. We're almost there.
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- She's good to go, Doctor.
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- Oh, this fucking sucks!
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- It's something else.
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- Do you mind? Do you mind?
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Stop. Jeannie.
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- Security!
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- Call security!
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- Stop her!
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- Jeannie!
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421. Why is this happening to her?
What the hell is going on?
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422. What the hell is happening here?
Security!
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423. Jeannie.
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424. Oh, it's me!
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425. What is happening?
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426. - No! No! No!
- It's me! It's me!
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427. - I got you! I got you!
- Damon. The guy, he—
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428. - Don't worry. He doesn't want us.
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429. - Come on. Come on.
- But—
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430. Damon, what happened to your arm?
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431. - Sweetie, where's your brother?
- He's at home with—with Sun-Yi.
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432. - What about your folks?
- My Dad's at work, and my Mom is—
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433. She's at the gym with—
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434. - We have to go.
- We have to go right now!
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435. - Hey, um—
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436. I'm not taking
any calls, all right?
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437. What about your wife?
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438. - Oh, especially not.
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439. - Goddamn it, Brent.
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440. It's okay. It's okay.
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441. - Excuse me, ma'am.
- You're the mother's sister?
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442. - Yes. Is she okay?
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443. - She's fine. She's been sedated.
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444. - Sedated.
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445. - We need to ask for the baby.
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446. - No. I think I need
to keep her close with me.
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447. Ma'am, I need you
to give her the child.
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448. - But this is my family.
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449. - Ma'am, I'm sorry,
but we must insist.
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450. - It's for the child's safety.
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451. Please understand.
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452. - No. No.
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453. What is this?
What is going on here?
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454. - We're not sure,
but until we know more,
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455. we need to protect the children.
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456. - Oh...
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457. Okay.
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458. Sun.
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459. Sun, is everything
all right over there?
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460. - Hi, Ms. Ryan.
- Everything is fine.
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461. How 'bout your sister?
Did she have the baby?
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462. - Okay, stop. Is—
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463. Oh, is Joshua all right?
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464. - Uh, Joshua, he's fine.
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465. I make him lunch. He's hiding
around here somewhere.
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466. - Okay, I-is Mr. Ryan home?
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467. - No. He go to work.
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468. - Okay, you haven't
heard from him?
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469. - No, Ms. Ryan.
- Is everything okay?
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470. - No. Listen, I am coming home.
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471. - Whose car is that?
- The housekeeper's.
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472. My Dad doesn't get home 'til late.
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473. - All right, let's do this fast.
- We're gonna go in.
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474. We're gonna get your little brother,
and get the hell out, okay?
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475. - Okay.
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476. Sun-Yi?
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477. - Carly, you're home.
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478. Why you not at school?
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479. - We left early today.
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480. - Okay. Come here.
- I make you the lunch.
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481. That's your boyfriend?
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482. Mr. Ryan say no boyfriend
in the house.
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483. You understand me?
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484. - We're only here for a minute, okay?
- Uh, where's Joshua?
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485. - In his room.
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486. I don't know why
he's not come out.
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487. - Oh, my God.
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488. - Ai-yah.
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489. I can't get this stain
out of the floor!
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490. - No, you— you need to leave, okay?
- You need to go right now.
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491. - I clean the mess, and then I go.
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492. - No! You need to leave right now!
- Don't worry about the cleaning!
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493. Just get out of the house!
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494. - Go get your brother.
- Get out!
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495. - You want the lunch, kid?
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496. - I'm good.
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497. - Everybody so crazy today.
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498. I don't understand
why they so crazy today.
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499. I don't clean the kitchen.
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500. Don't know
who's clean the kitchen.
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501. - Josh?
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502. Where are you, bro?
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503. Hey, are you okay?
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504. - Lisa.
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505. S-Something bad
happened to Lisa.
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506. - I know. I know. I know.
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507. - I didn't—
She didn't do anything wrong.
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508. - I know, okay?
- Why'd she do it?
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509. - I know. Just listen to me.
- I know. I know you're scared.
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510. But we have to get out of the house
before Mom and Dad come home.
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511. - Ai-yah.
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512. I think it's horrible
what's happening.
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513. - Yes. I only wish that I—
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514. Intellectually I should feel devastated.
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515. This should be the most awful thing
that could happen to anybody.
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516. I get that, but it's just not.
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517. Look, I'm trying to summon up
some crocodile tears for you
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518. just so you don't think I'm a monster,
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519. but I can't.
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520. - So do you think it's good
what's happening?
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521. - Absolutely not.
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522. I think it's horrible
what's happening.
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523. - But for you...
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524. - It was exactly right.
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525. - What the hell
are you doing here?
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526. - It's not what you think, Mr. Ryan.
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527. - What are you doing in my house?
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528. Is my daughter here?
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529. Carly? Joshua?
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530. - Is that Dad? I want Dad.
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531. - No, we have to leave,
God damn it.
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532. - I need to get my backpack.
- Why? Fine. Just get it.
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533. - Mr. Ryan, we need to talk, sir.
- Oh, do we need to talk?
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534. Yeah, we do need to talk.
You can't be here.
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535. - This is not about me and Carly.
- It's about what's happening.
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536. - I get exactly...
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537. what's happening.
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538. It's called hormones.
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539. Yeah, believe it or not,
I used to be young once, too,
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540. and actually not all that long ago,
by the way.
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541. And I think about how
things were in my day.
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542. - Mr. Ryan—
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543. - But now the world
you kids are living in,
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544. the things you've seen
on the Internet,
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545. mouth to dildo, dildo to ass,
ass to ass.
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546. Hi, Brent, anal beads,
things I only saw in magazines!
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547. - No!
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548. - And the expectations
that must come with that.
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549. - Dad?
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550. - Daddy!
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551. Come on!
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552. Dude.
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553. Right here. Right here.
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554. Yeah, that's sexy. Okay.
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555. Hey, where's Spot?
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556. Mom, where's Spot?
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557. He ran away!
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558. Wow!
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559. You were gonna tell me about this
at some point?
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560. - Jesus Christ. Why do you
sneak up on me like that?
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561. - You bought a pool table?
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562. - Yeah. So?
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563. - You don't even like pool.
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564. Can I ask how much this cost?
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565. - Don't worry about it.
- I kind of have to worry about it.
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566. I mean, Christmas is coming up.
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567. Do you really think
this is the right time
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568. to start building a man cave
in the basement?
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569. - It's not a man cave,
Kendall. Jesus!
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570. I just thought, you know,
like— like a family room.
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571. - The whole house is a family room.
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572. - Okay. I got a problem
with that one right there,
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573. because I bust my ass six days a week
trying to pay this place down,
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574. and it's like a fucking obstacle course
trying to get out the fucking front door.
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575. One of these days,
I'm gonna trip over one of Josh's toys
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576. and take a nose dive
straight to the emergency room.
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577. - What are you saying?
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578. - I'm saying that maybe
we need to have boundaries.
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579. I'm saying that maybe there needs
to be a fucking grown-up zone
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580. and a fucking kid zone!
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581. - Brent, honey, you think
I want to be the one
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582. to piss all over your family room?
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583. - Do you think I want to be the one
who has to build a fucking family room?
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584. Perfect. Yeah.
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585. Okay. Well, let me see if I can take care
of this for you, sweetheart.
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586. Yeah, I think I have something.
I have just the right thing.
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587. - Brent, stop.
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588. - And you do the hokey-pokey,
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589. and you turn yourself around!
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590. That's what it's all about!
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591. There you go.
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592. Problem solved.
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593. You're right, honey.
I hate pool.
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594. Not a big fan
of machine-part sales either.
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595. Trying to hit quotas
down there, be a big man.
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596. Not exactly what I had in mind
as a young dude, you know.
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597. Bright future. Everything in the world
to look forward to.
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598. I mean, I was gonna grab the world
by the balls and squeeze, boy!
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599. God damn it! I remember
that kid I used to be
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600. like it was four fucking minutes ago!
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601. My feet barely touched
the ground back then.
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602. My kill ratio was 9 out of 10!
It was 100% sex.
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603. But that guy in a million years
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604. could never have pictured this tired
motherfucker he turned out to be!
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605. Flat on his ass, fat, bald,
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606. cottage-cheese fucking ass,
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607. Blue Bonnet butter waistline,
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608. with hair coming out
of my ears, my nose.
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609. And my salary went
from $145,000 to $45,000!
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610. Yeah, building
a fucking man cave!
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611. That's right.
You're right!
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612. I mean, does any of this
make any sense to you at all?
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613. - Of course it does.
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614. I mean...
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615. it's not that as a woman,
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616. you don't have career dreams,
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617. relationship dreams.
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618. I did. I had all that...
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619. but there's this bigger thing.
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620. All your life,
you know it's coming.
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621. And there's this mix of anxiety and...
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622. secret excitement...
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623. and terror,
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624. because you know that one day
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625. inevitably, you'll create this life.
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626. The hugeness of it,
the importance of it,
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627. everything is building
to that moment.
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628. And then it happens.
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629. And no matter
what you thought it would be...
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630. it's not like that.
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631. I mean, it's intense.
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632. It's fucking bat-shit,
but it's not...
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633. It doesn't...
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634. Anyways, it is what it is.
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635. Just something that happens,
and then it's—
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636. - Then it's over.
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637. - Yeah.
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638. - I know this is the way
things are supposed to be.
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639. I-I know we're doing it right.
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640. It's just hard to get
my head around, you know.
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641. I mean, I used to be Brent,
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642. and you used to be Kendall,
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643. and now we're just...
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644. Mom and Dad.
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645. - Fuck!
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646. Come on!
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647. The origin of threat
is still being determined,
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648. but what we are being told
by authorities
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649. is that we are under attack.
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650. To anyone in earshot
of this broadcast,
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651. the message is you are going
to want to go to them.
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652. It's your natural instinct in the middle
of a crisis to protect them,
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653. but do not go near your children.
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654. - Are you all right?
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655. - Took a header.
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656. Must have blacked out.
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657. - You're home early.
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658. - So are you.
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659. They're in the basement.
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660. - Carly? Joshua?
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661. - Can you hear me?
- Mom?
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662. - Dude, shh.
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663. - Yes, it's Mommy.
- Mommy's here.
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664. Is your sister with you?
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665. - Yeah, Mom, I'm here.
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666. - Oh, thank God.
- Are you two all right?
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667. - Mom, I stole the money
from your purse.
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668. I'm so sorry. I—
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669. Riley, she just said
that she needed it,
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670. and then her... her mom—
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671. - It's okay, honey.
- I understand.
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672. You must have had
a very good reason,
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673. but that's not
what this is about.
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674. Now I want you
to unbolt the door,
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675. and I want you and your brother
to come out of that basement.
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676. Do you understand?
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677. - No, Mom, we're not coming out, okay?
- You have to leave.
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678. You need to leave
the house, you and Dad!
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679. - Your motherfucking mother
said to open this door!
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680. And, motherfuckers,
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681. you're going to open
this motherfucking door!
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682. Carly.
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683. - Not so helpful.
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684. - Joshie.
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685. - All right.
- Let's try it this way.
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686. - Where are you going?
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687. That's not gonna cut
through this door.
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688. - The hell it won't. It's a Sawzall.
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689. That means it saws all.
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690. - Ah, well, you know, educate me.
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691. Fuck this.
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692. I'm tired of messing around
with this shit.
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693. You want to get
things done, huh?
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694. I'll get things done.
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695. - Mom! Please don't!
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696. Please.
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697. - What the fuck?
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698. Aw, shit!
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699. - Got a fucking
explanation for this?
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700. You really went all in on the
midlife crisis thing, didn't you?
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701. A fucking handgun?
Really?
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702. - Well, I mean, some psycho
could break into the house.
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703. How am I supposed to defend us?
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704. - You do realize that
one in five children
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705. and adolescents injured
involve firearms!
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706. - It was in a locked case.
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707. - What was the combination?
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708. - Josh's birthday.
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709. - Who wants to die today?
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710. Speak! Speak!
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711. Come on.
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712. What a jerk you are.
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713. - Damn it!
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714. - Forget it. I have an idea.
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715. Want to get me
something for this?
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716. - Oh, you bet I will.
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717. - Okay, just get some alcohol.
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718. - Alcohol? Okay.
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719. Just alcohol. Okay.
Copy !req
720. Maybe I should try
to take the bullet out first.
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721. - Are you fucking kidding me?
- No! No. Leave it.
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722. - I just don't want it
to get infected.
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723. - Just leave it.
- Okay.
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724. You ready?
One, two, three, go.
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725. - W-What was that?
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726. - It sounded like Mom.
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727. - All right, okay, okay.
- Opening.
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728. I don't want to hurt your teeth.
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729. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Ow! Fuck!
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730. All right.
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731. All right, okay. Here we go.
All right.
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732. And one, two...
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733. three...
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734. five, six.
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735. - Do you think Dad's hurting her?
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736. - I don't know.
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737. I don't think so. I think...
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738. I think they only want to hurt us.
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739. Don't worry.
Everything's gonna be okay,
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740. 'cause whatever's happening
out there, it's gonna pass.
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741. But until then,
we're safe here, okay?
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742. No one can get in.
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743. - Are you sure?
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744. Kendall, this is a really
great idea, honey.
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745. - Okay! Let her rip!
- Gas on!
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746. Love you!
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747. - Wait here, okay?
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748. - What?
- Just wait here.
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749. - Okay.
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750. - What the fuck?
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751. - I found Lisa outside by the bins.
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752. That explains the mess in the kitchen.
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753. - Ah.
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754. I was wondering about that.
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755. - Hmm.
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756. - How long do you think it'll take?
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757. - I don't know. It's a big basement.
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758. We should hear them coughing.
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759. - Throwing up.
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760. - After that, we should be good
to cut the door down.
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761. - Josh, are you okay?
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762. Hey, listen to me, okay?
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763. You gotta stay with me, okay?
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764. You have to stay with me.
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765. I don't know why
this is happening,
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766. and I don't know—
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767. I don't know what
we could have done
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768. or not done to change it,
Copy !req
769. but the fact is... is that...
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770. is that Mom and Dad
want to hurt us.
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771. They... they want to kill us.
Copy !req
772. Okay, but we're not gonna let that
happen, all right?
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773. We're gonna get out of here.
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774. - You gonna hurt them?
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775. - Shh. Stay down. Go back.
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776. Your nose.
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777. Shh.
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778. - Do it.
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779. - Come on.
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780. Come on.
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781. - Ah! Fuck!
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782. I don't see 'em.
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783. Stand back.
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784. - Stay. Stay.
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785. - Damn it, Carly!
- Get back here!
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786. - Mom, no! Stop!
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787. Stop! Mom!
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788. - Hey.
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789. - Mommy, I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean to.
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790. - Oh, no, no. No, honey.
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791. Honey, it's okay.
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792. You don't ever
have to be afraid of me.
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793. Oh, look how beautiful you are.
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794. You did a good job.
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795. Here.
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796. Mwah.
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797. Just a kiss of it.
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798. There's your angel cheeks.
Copy !req
799. - Thank you for making me pretty,
Mommy.
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800. - Oh, honey,
you were born that way.
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801. There is nothing I want more in this world
than to see you—
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802. Honey.
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803. - Mom. No!
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804. Aah!
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805. - Mrs. Ryan, no!
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806. Carly.
No!
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807. - Mom! No! No!
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808. - Let go of me!
- No!
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809. - No. No, no, no.
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810. Baby, baby, Carly, it's okay.
Shh. Shh. It's okay.
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811. Raah!
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812. - Mom!
- It's okay, Carly.
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813. - No!
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814. - Holy shit!
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815. - Mom, stop!
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816. It's usually not this bad.
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817. - I used to think my parents
getting divorced
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818. was the hugest tragedy of my life,
Copy !req
819. but ironically that shit
doubled my chance of survival.
Copy !req
820. - Where's Mom?
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821. - What?
- Aaah!
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822. - Mom, stop it!
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823. - You're gonna hurt them! Mom!
Copy !req
824. No!
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825. No! Mom, stop!
Mom!
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826. No!
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827. - Damon?
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828. Mom, please, no!
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829. Come on. Josh, come on.
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830. Stop!
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831. - Sawzall.
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832. Means it...
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833. saws all.
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834. Daddy, please, no.
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835. I'm sorry I said that
you have no life, okay?
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836. I'm sorry that
we don't talk anymore.
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837. I'm sorry that
we're not best frie—
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838. - Shh!
- Mom, we're a family.
Copy !req
839. We love each other. Even though
you can't stand each other,
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840. - that you give a shit.
- Whatever. Whatever.
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841. - Saws all.
Copy !req
842. - Close your eyes, bro.
- Close your eyes.
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843. - No! Stop!
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844. - Shit. I forgot. Your parents.
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845. - That was tonight?
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846. God damn it.
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847. Just a sec.
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848. All right, all right.
Hold your horses. Jesus!
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849. Mom, Dad, listen.
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850. Dad! Aah!
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851. Gaah!
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852. Oh!
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853. Holy shit! Dad!
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854. You killed me!
You fucking killed me!
Copy !req
855. - Nah, bullshit.
Copy !req
856. I missed your gut, crybaby.
I'm gonna get you now.
Copy !req
857. - Grandpa!
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858. Please don't hurt Dad anymore. Please.
Copy !req
859. - Hey, there's my little
piss and vinegar.
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860. - Mom?
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861. - Get your hands off me.
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862. - No! You do not want
to kill Brent.
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863. Brent is your son.
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864. - As if you ever
gave a shit about him.
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865. You were never
good enough for him.
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866. You're a whore.
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867. Kendall's not even a real name!
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868. - Dad, what are you doing?
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869. No! Dad!
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870. - Well...
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871. you fucked up, son,
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872. but what if I told you
I fucked up even worse?
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873. - How?
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874. - Did you know
that once upon a time,
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875. the Firebird was Grandpa Mel's car?
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876. It's true.
He bought it brand-new in '79
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877. right off the line,
used his V.A. settlement.
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878. Man, that car was his baby.
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879. When I was little,
I used to watch him
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880. polish it on the front lawn
every weekend.
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881. And by the time I turned into a dumb,
horny, pimple-faced high school kid
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882. just like you're gonna be,
it was officially a classic.
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883. So long story short, I stole the keys,
picked up my girlfriend.
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884. Yeah, this is
before I met your Mom.
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885. Took it out for a little spin.
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886. Pretty much totalled
the motherfucker.
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887. - Cool.
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888. Mel didn't think so.
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889. I thought he was
gonna crush my skull.
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890. But you know what he did?
He sold it to me.
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891. And it wasn't cheap either.
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892. I'd have to pay him back
every dime he put into it.
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893. And if I wanted to drive my senior year,
I better learn how to fix a car.
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894. So I did. I spent the whole summer
working two jobs, paid back my Dad.
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895. "Here's $10, Dad. Here's $20, Dad.
Here's $100, Dad."
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896. By the end of the summer,
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897. I had that bad boy cherried out
from the ground up.
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898. Now, you talk about a pussy magnet.
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899. - Dad.
- Chick magnet.
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900. Hah! Whew.
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901. Your Mom keeps telling me to sell it,
but I just can't bear to let her go.
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902. - Is that why Mom always says,
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903. "I can't bear to think about what must
have happened in that car"?
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904. Because of the accident?
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905. - No, no, buddy. Nah, she's talking
about something else.
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906. - I'm sorry I messed up, Dad.
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907. - Hey, like father, like son, right?
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908. But if you ever touch that car again...
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909. I'll fuckin' kill you.
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910. - Dad! No!
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911. No, Dad!
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912. Dad! Ahh! No!
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913. - You won't be running any more!
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914. Yeah.
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915. - Get your claws off me,
you goddamn filthy dinosaur!
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916. - Fucking dinosaur?
- I fought in wars, you little shit.
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917. What have you done ever?
Come on. Come on.
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918. Now take this.
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919. - No. Mom.
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920. - Carly?
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921. Sweetheart?
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922. Hey, Mom.
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923. - Hey, Dad.
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924. - Buddy.
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925. - Thank God you're all right.
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926. Honey, okay, let us out, honey.
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927. It's okay.
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928. - I don't think so.
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929. Joshua, come on, big guy.
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930. Get the Sawzall. Cut us loose.
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931. We want to trust you.
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932. We really do.
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933. But you don't make it easy.
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934. - I love you, Dad.
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935. - Oh, sweetie.
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936. - I love you, Mom.
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937. - Me, too.
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938. - Don't you know
we love you both
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939. more than anything
in the whole world?
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940. - But sometimes we...
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941. sometimes we...
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942. just want to...
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