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2. - Hello.
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3. My name is Kazumi, and it's
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4. So, what's up?
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5. - Nothing.
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6. - Hey, relax.
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7. I'm just sharing my feelings with you.
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8. We saw you looking at the leather jackets
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9. in the store window back there.
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10. You want one?
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11. - I'm not interested.
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12. - Oh, come on.
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13. Relax, sister.
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14. No need to be afraid of me.
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15. I'm a friend and I can help
you get a leather jacket.
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16. - I don't know.
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17. - What do you mean I don't know?
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18. You want a leather jacket.
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19. And you know something?
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20. I just might give you one.
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21. Check out my chest.
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22. Cool, huh?
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23. As I was saying, I'll give
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24. if you come party with us.
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25. You see we're toking the old Mary Jane.
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26. Join us.
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27. - Okay, you guys have a
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28. What's the worst thing that happens
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29. when you have sex with a 40-year-old?
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30. - What?
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31. - Hearing it's pelvis crack.
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32. - Ew.
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33. - That's so sick.
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34. - Well, one time I was
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35. and he was six foot four.
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36. Okay, really big.
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37. And, and we tried to do it, you know,
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38. we had all our clothes off and everything,
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39. and, and he was he was
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40. and, and it just-
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41. - I don't know, it just wouldn't fit.
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42. I mean, it just, I tried to make it fit
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43. but just like-
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44. - Well, it went in like
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45. - You didn't do it.
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46. - Doesn't count.
- She didn't do it.
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47. - Well, I've never really
done it with Satellite
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48. but I love his scooter.
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49. You know why?
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50. Sometimes when I sit
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51. just right when he revs the engine,
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52. I can actually cum.
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53. - At least his scooter works.
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54. You know, Shame is like, you turn it on,
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55. it doesn't necessarily work.
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56. - At least he's never tried
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57. that rubber band and baggy trick with you.
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58. I mean, the least he could do
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59. - Oh.
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60. - Fuck.
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61. - Madball takes his time.
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62. That way I have a good time.
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63. Smooth, his molasses is like juice, man.
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64. And I'm his number one love god.
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65. - Whoo.
- Oh, my god.
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66. - Regular fuck me up fun.
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67. - You're so strong and muscular.
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68. - Let go of me.
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69. - Come on, X-Ray, let's
play the wrestling game.
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70. - The wrestling game.
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71. Ooh, wrestling game.
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72. Yeah, yeah, the wrestling game.
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73. You're home, thank god.
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74. - Mom, why don't you
try to control yourself?
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75. - Hi, London, my baby doll.
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76. - I swear, Mom, sometimes
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77. - I'll have you know,
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78. the whore is the emblem of womanhood.
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79. - My mom likes art books,
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80. gossip, ugly furniture, and her telephone.
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81. In the morning. She opens
her beautiful brown eyes
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82. and is always in a shitty mood.
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83. She takes her Dex, which makes
her friendly and outgoing.
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84. By late morning, she's
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85. So she takes her Librium,
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86. washes it down with some
wine or a bloody Mary.
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87. Within the hour, she
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88. slinking around and flirting
with me and my brother,
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89. lying in bed and purring
like a big horny cat.
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90. Of course, the shitty mood slowly returns.
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91. So at night she takes her Valium.
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92. That completely fucks her up.
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93. Hello?
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94. - Hi, it's me, M16.
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95. Listen, I found a good story
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96. Page three, Associated
Press, blah, blah, blah.
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97. Okay, two out of five high school students
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98. has tried to commit suicide
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99. and more than half have
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100. Teen suicides have increased
42% since last year.
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101. I think we're in the midst
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102. - Well, I gotta go.
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103. Talk to you later.
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104. - Come on, Madball.
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105. We still got some time
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106. You should fuck me.
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107. - No, I can't.
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108. Just leave me alone.
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109. - But I really want it.
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110. - You don't understand.
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111. I've got to save my juice for the fight.
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112. Can't waste my juice on you.
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113. My juice gives me power.
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114. It makes me Madball.
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115. - Oh, Madball, you really turn me on
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116. when you're all fucked up like this.
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117. - You are my mod god.
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118. My grade A daddy.
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119. I want to drink of your juice.
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120. The nectar of pain, the syrup of gain.
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121. We are doomed.
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122. We are one, let me cum.
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123. Ah!
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124. - Gee, what a beautiful paint job, London.
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125. - Leave me alone, X-Ray.
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126. - So tonight's the big night, London.
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127. - What do you mean?
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128. - Tonight's the night
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129. Tonight's the night that
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130. are gonna kill those
greasy nipanese bikers.
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131. I cannot wait to crack open some scum!
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132. - Yeah.
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133. - Goddammit, you know,
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134. you are just as spineless
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135. No sense of purpose,
no sense of commitment.
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136. You'd better be out there with us tonight
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137. fighting and pulverizing,
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138. or at least out there on the
sidelines cheering us on.
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139. 'Cause sometimes I, I swear,
I wonder if you're even human.
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140. - Everybody gather around.
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141. Today's special is chicken
teriyaki upside down.
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142. Hmm, hmm.
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143. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
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144. - My perfect life is being
spoiled by this shitty home.
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145. Poison gases and
radiation weaken my spirit
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146. when I'm trapped in this box of disease.
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147. Welcome to the shit generation.
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148. I am its mascot.
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149. See this S?
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150. That stands for stupid
strangulated straitjacketed
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151. stunted and sexually unsatisfied.
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152. I am in love with the throb
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153. of anxiety, death, and destruction
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154. in this teen infested wasteland.
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155. Who are you?
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156. - I am Cleopatra.
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157. Daughter Coolalla.
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158. Descendant of the evil
Jezebel.
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159. Heir to the throne of
shit.
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160. - What are you?
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161. - I'm, I'm sort of alive
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162. sort of dead.
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163. Sort of ghoul.
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164. Sort of a succubus.
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165. I am truth, T-R-U-T-H.
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166. - What?
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167. - I love dinner.
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168. It's such a special occasion.
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169. Like a circumcision.
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170. - Oh, mom.
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171. - London, you are such a darling.
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172. I should have named you piss.
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173. - So Mom, what's tonight's poison?
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174. - Poison?
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175. X-Ray, you mean ambrosia?
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176. - That fish must be over two weeks old.
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177. - You are such a whiner.
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178. - Witch.
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179. - Piglet.
- Cow.
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180. - Goat.
- Wheezing old junkie.
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181. - So London, how was your day?
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182. - School, the usual.
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183. - High school, such a beautiful place.
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184. All those young boys smacking up
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185. against puberty with both testicles.
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186. - Hey, reject.
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187. - Yeah.
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188. - Hey.
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189. Reject from cocksucker school.
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190. - Hi, Madball.
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191. - To you I am Mr. Madball
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192. with the longest, strongest,
and thickest prick.
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193. - I remember your first wet dream.
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194. You were 13.
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195. I was so excited.
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196. - Mom, stop it.
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197. - You completely soiled your
briefs and your pajamas.
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198. You were virtual geyser.
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199. - We are fighting the Jap bikers tonight
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200. and you are invited to join in, dig?
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201. - Yeah.
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202. - Hey, panty dick, you
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203. I heard those chinks messed you up today.
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204. Now is your chance to get even.
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205. Dig it?
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206. After the rumble,
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207. maybe I'll let you join my gang.
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208. First you've got to get
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209. - Come and get it, kiddies, shop's open.
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210. Stupid fucking shits.
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211. - And remember teens,
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212. - Gimme, gimme, gimme.
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213. - The usual?
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214. - Fucking hate teenagers.
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215. - God Amphetamine, I would like something
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216. to make me feel.
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217. - I am Shame, you are.
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218. - No, no
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219. - Slut.
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220. - Fuck you.
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221. - Come on, Junior.
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222. Boo!
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223. - Hi.
- Oh, don't you
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224. look particularly attractive this evening.
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225. What do you want?
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226. A dildo?
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227. They don't make 'em small enough
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228. Why don't you try something else?
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229. - Whiskey.
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230. - Oh, just like I always say,
if you can't fuck, drink.
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231. - Ah, hey, boys.
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232. Ever have one of those days
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234. Well, in preparation for tonight's fight
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236. I've written a song
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237. and it's full of fat
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238. Here we go.
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239. Yeah, that's a good one, huh?
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240. That's a really good one.
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241. Hey, look who's coming our way.
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242. If it is an old Ms. Ladi Da Da.
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243. Hey, Ms. Thing, remember me?
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244. Remember me from this afternoon?
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245. Yeah, I'm the guy with the motorcycle.
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246. I'm tough, huh?
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247. And I've got a question for you.
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248. Who is the sexiest yellow
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249. - I don't know!
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250. - Well, the answer is fairly obvious.
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251. It's me.
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252. I'm the hot yellow stud.
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253. Hey, come check me out
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254. Come see me in action.
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255. - Let Snow White be
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256. - Why are you so afraid of me
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257. and my gorgeous well-toned bod?
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258. Huh?
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259. - I don't know!
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260. Just leave me alone!
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261. - Check out my bod.
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262. Check it out, check it out,
check it out, check it out!
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263. Check it out.
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264. - It's time for your medicine.
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265. - Okay.
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266. - This is my car that
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267. you pathetic little hood.
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268. - Hey, I wasn't doing anything.
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269. - Don't give me that.
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270. I saw you stick your puny
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272. - Dear hateful city,
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273. you stand like the ruins
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274. inhabited by gangs of
vampires, zombies, and leeches.
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275. I don't want anything from you
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276. except maybe a leather
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277. - Have you ever heard of
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278. You fucked my beautiful car,
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279. now I get to punish you.
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280. I get to snip your cock.
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281. Snip.
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282. - My sister Nasty was a quaalude freak.
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283. She was once hospitalized
for taking too many.
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284. I don't know what she's into now
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285. but she spends all of her
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286. She's sort of a celebrity in the city.
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287. Well, if being a celebrity means
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288. that every junkie,
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290. for guidance and a dose of the truth.
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291. Hey, Nasty.
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292. You should think about
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293. especially in this neighborhood.
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294. - Yeah.
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295. What's up, London?
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296. - Absolutely nothing.
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297. Hey, Nasty, tell me about the first time
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298. you fucked a boy.
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299. - There wasn't much to it.
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300. We got drunk and then we fucked.
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301. - Well, was it good?
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302. - Not really.
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303. - What did it feel like?
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304. - It was like, like trying to masturbate
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306. - What?
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307. Did you wanna do it?
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308. I mean, did you want it?
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309. - Pussy, cock, cunt, prick, it's simple.
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310. What does free will
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311. Who you got a crush on this time, London?
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312. - A boy, M16.
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313. - My sister London
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314. I suppose I was that
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horny, but neurotic.
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316. Sitting around bored and
lonesome most of the time
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317. and unable to do a thing about it.
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318. My life is simpler than hers
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319. because it's a superficial existence.
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320. You see, I like schizophrenic
painters, tortured writers
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321. fashion designers, low and
vulgar literature, porno movies
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322. video games, punk music,
motorcycles, tattoo artwork
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323. homo poetry, disaster and murder
magazines, and horoscopes.
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324. I hate high culture.
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325. - Is this yours?
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326. Can I have it?
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327. - No.
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328. - Come on.
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329. Please, please, please.
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330. - No.
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331. - God, I hate you, Nasty.
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332. I gotta go.
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333. - Hi, Warhead.
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334. It's me, M16.
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335. Yeah, the cripple.
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336. Listen, you gotta help me out.
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337. Things are sort of fucked
and they can only get worse.
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338. I need you to get me a piece.
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339. - Fuck this insanely stupid gang crap.
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340. I don't have to join an asshole biker gang
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341. to get my leather jacket.
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342. I can do it on my own.
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343. All I have to do is sell
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344. and voila, I can buy a new jacket
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345. and reach my heaven my way.
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346. - Hi, Warhead.
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347. - Have a seat.
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348. I'll show you what I've got.
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349. Got our basic single action revolver.
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350. Can hammer nails with this all day,
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351. drop it in the mud, still
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352. Got a double action revolver.
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353. Shoots same as a single action
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354. or you can pull the trigger,
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355. it's your double action.
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356. Got automatics.
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357. German Luger, these are a dime a dozen.
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358. Very economical.
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359. We can get you those anytime.
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360. Expendable piece of varmint.
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361. Got a more expensive German HK P708.
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362. Holds seven rounds in the
magazine, one in the chamber.
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363. Squeeze action safety.
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364. Carry that in your belt pocket,
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365. don't have to worry about
blowing your nuts off.
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366. Got the Beretta 92FS,
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367. designed for a smaller handed
person such as yourself.
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368. Drop the clip one hand
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369. Drop, insert.
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370. Have a belt full of clips,
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371. just like hotrods from hell,
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372. one fucking joy ride after the other.
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373. What's your pleasure?
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374. - I don't know.
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375. - Well, how much money have you got?
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376. - Uh.
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377. Uh, $16.
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378. - Get him outta here.
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379. - This album by Fucker is rare.
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380. Worth at least $50.
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381. The "Skunk" album by Asshole
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382. another rarity worth $75.
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383. The Shit-matrix bootleg,
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384. this is worth a lot too.
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385. And finally, my prized possession,
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386. first pressing, only 300 made,
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387. my Dildo album, worth a hundred dollars.
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388. Hello?
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389. - Hi, London.
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390. - What's up, M16?
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391. - Nothing.
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392. What you doing?
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393. - Nothing.
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394. - Listen to this good story I found
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395. in today's evening edition.
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396. Kids survive three days
after their parents die,
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397. blah, blah, blah.
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398. Here's the good part.
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399. The three-year-old girl and
her six-month-old brother
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luncheon meat for three days
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their parents shot each other
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suicide in the bedroom.
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403. - Wow, that's a good one.
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404. - Hey, you wanna meet somewhere?
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405. - Sure.
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406. - How about the supermarket?
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407. - Okay, when?
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408. - I don't know.
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409. - How about 10?
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410. - Okay, I'll see you later.
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411. - Okay, bye, M16.
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412. - Gee, that was a beautiful
telephone conversation.
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413. So personal.
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414. - Fuck off, X-Ray Specks.
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415. - They say that a Ouija
board can predict things.
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416. - No kidding.
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417. - Let's try it.
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418. Who's gonna win the fight tonight
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419. between us and the bikers?
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420. - D-
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421. E-
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422. A-
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423. T-
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424. H.
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425. - Death.
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426. - Speed, more speed.
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427. Come on.
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428. Come on, faster.
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429. Faster.
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430. That's it, come on.
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431. Faster.
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432. Speed, faster, faster.
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433. Faster.
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434. - Death.
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435. Death.
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436. Death.
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437. Death!
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438. - This thing doesn't work.
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439. Hi, I need cash.
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440. - Excuse me.
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441. Hey, excuse me.
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442. Excuse me, bitch.
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443. Hey, bitch.
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444. - Fuck you!
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445. - We've got bombs here.
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446. We've got bombs and you
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447. Came for your dicks.
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448. Here they are, man.
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449. There they are, we got Vanilla Ice.
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450. New Kids on the Block.
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451. Here it is Grace Jones's dick.
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452. Oh man.
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453. Asshole.
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454. Dildo, Dildo, I fucked this guy
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455. at my first punk show, man.
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456. - Hey, those are mine.
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457. - No, no, they're mine.
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458. The Shit-matrix.
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459. Welcome to Fucker.
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460. - Forget all this, man.
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461. We got the cock, let's go.
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462. - These are the things I worry about,
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465. getting kicked out of school,
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468. getting old,
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469. going nowhere,
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470. being no one,
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474. my hair,
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477. jail, being too normal,
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478. having to get a real job.
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479. - Oh, oh.
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480. Who are you?
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481. - I'm Cleopatra.
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482. God, your cute, baby.
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483. - What do you want?
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484. - You don't need to masturbate,
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485. I'm here to satisfy you.
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486. My mission is to eradicate
excessive masturbation
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487. by giving all teen boys a
chance to try the real thing.
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488. - What?
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489. - I'm a fucking missionary,
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490. don't you get it?
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491. I must colonize your prick
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492. with my beautiful pussy.
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493. - Hey, you fucking poser.
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494. I oughta shit a on your ugly fucking face.
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495. - Fuck you.
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496. - You know what I heard, brat?
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497. The toilet was leaking and it told me
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498. that you're thinking of betraying us
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499. and joining that candy-ass
rice picking biker gang.
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500. - Fuck off.
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501. - I hate girls like you.
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502. You are stupid and you're
nothing.
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503. - That looked like fun.
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504. - Petting can be fun.
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505. - No shit, my Cake.
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506. - That's my name, don't wear it out.
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507. - God, Madball, people are
the same shade as shit.
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508. - Ladies and gentlemen,
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509. can we have a moment of silence, please?
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510. - Hi.
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511. - Ah, wasn't she great?
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512. We hope everybody's
enjoying themselves tonight.
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513. I'm your hostess,
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514. and we're showcasing
local trailer park talent.
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515. - I saw the way you
was looking at me, kid.
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516. - What?
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517. - Saw the way you was
looking and winking too.
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518. - Uh, you must have me mistaken.
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519. - You wanna fuck my ass, don't you?
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520. - No. I think you're mistaken.
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521. - You wanna fuck my ass or not?
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522. - No, I don't!
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523. I, I don't know who you are.
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524. - How come your eyes are saying yes?
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525. - What?
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526. I.
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527. - You got any tattoos, boy?
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528. - Tattoos?
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529. - You have any tattoos on your ass?
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530. - Fuck.
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531. - M16 had cased out this place for weeks.
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532. He wanted to break in here
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533. because the mister owns a cigar factory.
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534. - Check out all this shit.
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535. - How fucking posh.
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536. I am a fuck up.
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537. I am fucked up.
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538. I am the two words, fuck and up.
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539. My initials are F and U.
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540. I raise the bottle and drink
to being a fucked up teenager.
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541. I light a cigarette to
affirm my psychosis.
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542. - I don't know why you
wanna let that slut London
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543. join our gang anyway.
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544. - Hey, Deathray, stop
throwing those knives around.
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545. This isn't a three ring circus you know.
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546. I didn't really ask her to join our gang,
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547. I was just trying to be cute.
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548. - Cute?
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549. Cute?
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550. I'm your fucking girlfriend,
I'm supposed to be cute.
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551. - Have you ever, you know fucked?
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552. - Yeah.
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553. - Who with?
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554. - I can't tell you.
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555. - Come on, it's part of the game.
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556. - No.
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557. - Okay, was it with a boy or a girl?
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558. - A boy.
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559. - Well, what was it like?
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560. - You know, it was sort of okay.
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561. - Did it feel good?
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562. - Yeah, sure.
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563. - Was it better than masturbating?
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564. - In certain ways.
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565. - Did he eat you out?
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566. - Fuck, this is dumb.
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567. I don't wanna play this game anymore.
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568. - Come on.
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569. The game isn't over till
you answer my questions.
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570. - Fuck, okay.
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571. - Okay.
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572. So my question is, did he eat you out?
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573. - Who?
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574. - The guy you had sex with,
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575. did he eat you out?
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576. - Yeah, he did.
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577. - What positions were you in?
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578. Were you ever on top?
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579. Come on, aren't you gonna
answer my questions?
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580. You fucking liar.
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581. You've never fucked before.
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582. That's why you can't answer my questions.
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583. All you know about fucking
is what you've read in books.
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584. Oh, I'm sorry.
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585. I'm sorry.
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586. - All right, here's a good one.
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587. Why did Hitler kill himself?
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588. To get to the other side.
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589. - That's not funny.
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590. - That's not funny.
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591. - I said it wasn't funny.
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592. - Hey, um, I have a joke as well.
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593. Okay, who's gonna win tonight's fight
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594. between us and the bikers?
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595. Okay, um, who's gonna win?
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596. I'll tell you who's going to win.
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597. Death.
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598. You don't get the irony, the humor.
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599. - Hey, complete yellow diarrhea.
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600. Oh, excuse me, hunan chicken.
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601. You ride motorcycle?
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602. Vroom, vroom.
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603. Me act real cool for a creepy chink.
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604. - Chink?
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605. Who are you calling chink?
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606. I'm no slanteze chinkese
Chinaman yellow boy.
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607. I'm a Jap, you see.
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608. We're all Japs.
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609. Including my retarded fuck
face friend over here.
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610. - It's confusing.
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611. What am I?
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612. Dirty and young?
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613. Naive and dirty?
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614. Young and stupid?
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615. Oversexed and under fucked?
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616. - Saffron niggers, first you die.
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617. - No white and dumb.
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618. - Do you know what hung lo fuck chop
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619. are you talking to, Mr. John?
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620. - A is for acne.
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621. B is for body odor.
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622. C, comics and cigarettes.
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623. D, death.
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624. F, fuck, fucking, fucked
up, and fucked over.
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625. Gee, God, that motherfucker.
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626. J, jealousy.
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627. K, kiss, knocked up.
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628. L, lust.
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629. I fucked things up again.
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630. N, naive.
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631. P, pussy versus prick.
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632. Pussy always wins.
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633. S, smack.
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634. V, vibrator.
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635. W, worms.
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636. X, expressway to hell.
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637. Explosion.
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638. Y, yes.
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639. When yes means no.
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640. Z, sleep to be dead.
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641. - Ow.
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642. Ow.
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643. Fuck you, you know?
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644. Fuck you!
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645. Ow, oh, my god.
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646. Shit, shit, shit.
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647. - London.
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648. - Here's a good one on page one.
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649. Dad held in killing, blah, blah, blah.
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650. A father who had only arrived here
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651. from the Midwest became angry
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652. when his six day old son urinated on him.
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653. The man threw the infant to the floor
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654. and according to police,
chopped up the infant
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655. with an ax and threw him to
the pet, German Shepherd.
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656. When police arrived,
there was nothing left
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657. of the infant except for
blood on the kitchen floor.
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