1. - One, two, three, four.
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2. - Hello.
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3. My name is Kazumi, and it's
a pleasure to meet you.
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4. So, what's up?
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5. - Nothing.
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6. - Hey, relax.
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7. I'm just sharing my feelings with you.
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8. We saw you looking at the leather jackets
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9. in the store window back there.
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10. You want one?
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11. - I'm not interested.
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12. - Oh, come on.
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13. Relax, sister.
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14. No need to be afraid of me.
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15. I'm a friend and I can help
you get a leather jacket.
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16. - I don't know.
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17. - What do you mean I don't know?
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18. You want a leather jacket.
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19. And you know something?
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20. I just might give you one.
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21. Check out my chest.
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22. Cool, huh?
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23. As I was saying, I'll give
you my old leather jacket
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24. if you come party with us.
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25. You see we're toking the old Mary Jane.
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26. Join us.
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27. - Okay, you guys have a
great joke to tell you.
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28. What's the worst thing that happens
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29. when you have sex with a 40-year-old?
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30. - What?
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31. - Hearing it's pelvis crack.
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32. - Ew.
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33. - That's so sick.
- What do you know about sex?
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34. - Well, one time I was
going out with a guy
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35. and he was six foot four.
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36. Okay, really big.
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37. And, and we tried to do it, you know,
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38. we had all our clothes off and everything,
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39. and, and he was he was
pushing it in and stuff
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40. and, and it just-
- Well did-
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41. - I don't know, it just wouldn't fit.
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42. I mean, it just, I tried to make it fit
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43. but just like-
- Did you do it?
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44. - Well, it went in like
this much, does that count?
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45. - You didn't do it.
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46. - Doesn't count.
- She didn't do it.
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47. - Well, I've never really
done it with Satellite
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48. but I love his scooter.
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49. You know why?
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50. Sometimes when I sit
on the back of the seat
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51. just right when he revs the engine,
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52. I can actually cum.
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53. - At least his scooter works.
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54. You know, Shame is like, you turn it on,
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55. it doesn't necessarily work.
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56. - At least he's never tried
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57. that rubber band and baggy trick with you.
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58. I mean, the least he could do
is get a rubber or something.
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59. - Oh.
- Ew.
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60. - Fuck.
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61. - Madball takes his time.
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62. That way I have a good time.
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63. Smooth, his molasses is like juice, man.
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64. And I'm his number one love god.
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65. - Whoo.
- Oh, my god.
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66. - Regular fuck me up fun.
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67. - You're so strong and muscular.
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68. - Let go of me.
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69. - Come on, X-Ray, let's
play the wrestling game.
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70. - The wrestling game.
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71. Ooh, wrestling game.
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72. Yeah, yeah, the wrestling game.
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73. You're home, thank god.
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74. - Mom, why don't you
try to control yourself?
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75. - Hi, London, my baby doll.
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76. - I swear, Mom, sometimes
you can be such a whore.
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77. - I'll have you know,
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78. the whore is the emblem of womanhood.
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79. - My mom likes art books,
chocolate covered ants,
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80. gossip, ugly furniture, and her telephone.
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81. In the morning. She opens
her beautiful brown eyes
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82. and is always in a shitty mood.
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83. She takes her Dex, which makes
her friendly and outgoing.
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84. By late morning, she's
sliding back to shittyness.
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85. So she takes her Librium,
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86. washes it down with some
wine or a bloody Mary.
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87. Within the hour, she
becomes the apartment slut
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88. slinking around and flirting
with me and my brother,
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89. lying in bed and purring
like a big horny cat.
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90. Of course, the shitty mood slowly returns.
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91. So at night she takes her Valium.
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92. That completely fucks her up.
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93. Hello?
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94. - Hi, it's me, M16.
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95. Listen, I found a good story
in this morning's paper.
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96. Page three, Associated
Press, blah, blah, blah.
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97. Okay, two out of five high school students
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98. has tried to commit suicide
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99. and more than half have
seriously considered it.
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100. Teen suicides have increased
42% since last year.
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101. I think we're in the midst
of a teen suicide explosion.
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102. - Well, I gotta go.
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103. Talk to you later.
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104. - Come on, Madball.
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105. We still got some time
before the rumble starts.
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106. You should fuck me.
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107. - No, I can't.
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108. Just leave me alone.
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109. - But I really want it.
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110. - You don't understand.
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111. I've got to save my juice for the fight.
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112. Can't waste my juice on you.
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113. My juice gives me power.
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114. It makes me Madball.
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115. - Oh, Madball, you really turn me on
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116. when you're all fucked up like this.
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117. - You are my mod god.
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118. My grade A daddy.
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119. I want to drink of your juice.
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120. The nectar of pain, the syrup of gain.
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121. We are doomed.
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122. We are one, let me cum.
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123. Ah!
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124. - Gee, what a beautiful paint job, London.
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125. - Leave me alone, X-Ray.
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126. - So tonight's the big night, London.
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127. - What do you mean?
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128. - Tonight's the night
of the rumble, stupid.
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129. Tonight's the night that
me and my gang, The Mods
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130. are gonna kill those
greasy nipanese bikers.
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131. I cannot wait to crack open some scum!
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132. - Yeah.
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133. - Goddammit, you know,
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134. you are just as spineless
as that jellyfish M16.
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135. No sense of purpose,
no sense of commitment.
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136. You'd better be out there with us tonight
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137. fighting and pulverizing,
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138. or at least out there on the
sidelines cheering us on.
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139. 'Cause sometimes I, I swear,
I wonder if you're even human.
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140. - Everybody gather around.
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141. Today's special is chicken
teriyaki upside down.
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142. Hmm, hmm.
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143. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
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144. - My perfect life is being
spoiled by this shitty home.
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145. Poison gases and
radiation weaken my spirit
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146. when I'm trapped in this box of disease.
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147. Welcome to the shit generation.
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148. I am its mascot.
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149. See this S?
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150. That stands for stupid
strangulated straitjacketed
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151. stunted and sexually unsatisfied.
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152. I am in love with the throb
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153. of anxiety, death, and destruction
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154. in this teen infested wasteland.
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155. Who are you?
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156. - I am Cleopatra.
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157. Daughter Coolalla.
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158. Descendant of the evil
Jezebel.
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159. Heir to the throne of
shit.
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160. - What are you?
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161. - I'm, I'm sort of alive
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162. sort of dead.
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163. Sort of ghoul.
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164. Sort of a succubus.
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165. I am truth, T-R-U-T-H.
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166. - What?
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