1. I'm running
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3. Yeah.
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4. I'm coming out here.
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meeting the businesses,
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about my candidacy.
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8. Yes, for District Attorney.
I've said that three times now.
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9. I'm not that corrupt,
Washington-style,
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District Attorney.
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11. Look, I'm strong on crime.
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13. I'm him! I don't have a beard.
I...
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I am... I just have a beard.
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filming.
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about my campaign.
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because we did a focus group
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the beard works.
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24. Well, Vincent Rosetti
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26. So, I'm third party.
Just look for Tim Heidecker.
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you can go
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are in on this,
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on the line here.
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where I'm at...
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in a perfect position
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out of nowhere,
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a very good chance
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so this is perfect.
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- What are you running for?
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45. District Attorney.
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46. Yeah, running against
Vincent Rosetti.
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get on the ballot.
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as an independent candidate.
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50. Get on the ballot is a big part of my day, every day.
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51. At 15 signatures today,
so feeling pretty good.
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Fontana has been somewhere
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the past three or four days.
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I'm a one-man band.
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Loma Linda,
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all that area.
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most people aren't home.
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I'm just... It's tough.
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and that's...
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the ballot,
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You guys voters? You 18?
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for District Attorney.
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for District Attorney.
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your future.
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for the campaign,
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a real movement happening.
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It's a website.
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to get me on the ballot.
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And I'm strong...
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just getting Rosetti out.
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all right?
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Toni Newman,
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and is doing...
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talking to media outlets
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basically printing out
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for the bigger-print stuff,
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to Kinko's for that stuff.
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headquarters, really,
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until we get bigger offices.
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I call it, my map.
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treats us right.
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pretty much fully stocked,
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your classic...
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and then we have, sort of...
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but rest
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one of the great reasons
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to this beautiful hotel,
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or anything like that.
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to work as soon as I get up.
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in the community,
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It's not necessarily
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my entire life
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and to understand
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There's crime everywhere,
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applies to anywhere you live.
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which I do officially...
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when I need mail.
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to do a call in here,
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I had the volunteers,
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coming to the door.
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I'm an outsider.
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You're an attorney now?
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in law,
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don't even have identification.
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to go out there
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if I guaran...
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meet him again in civil court...
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he committed against me,
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unlawful incrimination.
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in the driver's seat
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And they're liars.
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what I did to them.
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that they're so upset with me.
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as hundreds
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Sheriff's Office
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Desert Music Festival,
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of the State of California
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Timothy Richard Heidecker.
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of second-degree felony murder.
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of his innocent victims
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These portable vaporizers...
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to cause illness
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when inhaled.
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he'll be representing himself
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- I'm being unjustly prosecuted
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I did not commit.
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when she left you.
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to have her back.
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is responsible.
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for me losing her.
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It's my...
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Believe me! I'll fuck you up!
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such a heinous crime
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See that justice is done.
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reached a verdict?
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a unanimous decision.
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and we are adjourned.
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really,
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amazing verdict.
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a juror...
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at this point.
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this Rosetti
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and a bad, bad guy.
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you find these people,
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who knows?
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some competition next time.
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You hear me!
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wherever the fuck you are!
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for District Attorney
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Why? Because I'm a fighter,
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what that county needs.
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there's ever...
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and I hope I have your vote.
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about three months ago.
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that I really felt
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the Heidecker verdict.
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in all my time on the bench,
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no respect for decorum.
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is intimidating this witness.
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I'll intimidate you.
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- Edward: Mr. Heidecker!
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- Mr. Heidecker!
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that this is my...
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in contempt.
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I'm going somewhere with this. - Do you have a question to ask,
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to make?
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into a circus.
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a responsibility
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don't understand
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some of that to happen.
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to represent himself
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do the best he could.
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of the criticism
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is simply ignorant.
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different situation.
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about that verdict,
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of San Bernardino County,
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is persona non grata.
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but as far as the election goes,
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beyond a reasonable doubt...
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second-degree felony murder.
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I've run in.
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sort of career politicians.
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is you don't want...
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has gotten to be so corrupt.
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We have crime stats here.
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if you see the...
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from a 30,000-foot view,
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up, and that's all crime.
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of big problems here, which...
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elimination of crime...
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I think, very doable.
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favorite family restaurants
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with my campaign chairman,
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Really a brilliant strategist,
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who knows the issues
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as a candidate,
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far, far, far beyond
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national positions.
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- Tim: Good. How are you?
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- Tim, nice to meet you.
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Running for District Attorney.
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- How you doing?
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Nice to meet you.
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Y'all registered voters, I hope?
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over here?
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- Great.
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- This is Toni Newman,
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chairwoman, chairman, whatever.
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from an advertising background,
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in advertising, so...
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that a campaign, a candidate,
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bring me up to speed?
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I've just been out canvassing.
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at a rate that concerns me
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that is gonna get us
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according to you.
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enough signatures. - I understand.
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on the back burner.
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Yeah, we're very hungry.
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those peanut butter...
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chocolate banana pie.
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the classic omelet.
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- waitress: Do you want to do the four and 20 omelet?
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That sounds great. - waitress: Sure.
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do you have, a red wine?
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We have Cabernet.
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- Pinot?
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- waitress: Mm-hmm.
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in the area?
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- Tim: Okay.
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a connection from the beginning.
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- Tim: That was there.
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in their proper place.
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- And you were talking to me
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- Mm-hmm.
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- No.
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- Yeah. Well, I think we all do.
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- Wow.
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just unbelievable graphics that
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unbelievable stats that,
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at the Hispanic population,
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- Toni: I mean, you could look
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and you can...
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- ... see the crime.
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in my own city,
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- That's kind of interesting.
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a lot of this.
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kind of three-stage thing.
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a pen that works.
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another one. "Get him out."
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into office... - Tim: Well, yeah,
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a rat problem.
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That's one.
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- Set the trap.
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we have a rat problem.
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Food coming in.
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more specifics.
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into the corner
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to come to the town hall debate.
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difficult to do.
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with you.
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- Well, of course,
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he would lose the debate,
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Rocky Balboa,
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underdog position to be in.
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a better position to be in,
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up against the powers
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and the machine,
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Symczyk, who is in that...
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that he ran a kangaroo court.
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- You did hear that, right?
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- Toni: I did hear it. He's done.
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He got laughed out. - Toni: He's washed up.
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- Tim: He got laughed out of the courtroom.
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We were a team then.
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You didn't know me.
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- Tim: Mm-hmm.
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I got him off.
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out of the blue from Toni.
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and it was a long lunch,
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coming from me,
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and your mind.
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that San Bernardino needs.
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in Rosetti.
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his mouth, I could see it.
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began then, didn't it?
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- I want to know
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- I mean, I could eat it
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the elephant in the room
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some kind of staff going.
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and working with people.
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- It's not easy
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- Toni: I know.
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the signatures, Tim.
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more apt to give money
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that you're on the ballot.
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we're talking in circles
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422. because we need money
to get the volunteers
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423. so we can get the signatures.
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424. But this is what it is, folks.
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of the campaign.
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426. Right now we're operating
on a shoestring budget.
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427. Uh, a lot of it's coming out
of my personal account.
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428. And Toni's contributed some.
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dark money...
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of those people.
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431. We would love the big bucks
through small donations,
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432. is sort of our dream.
Or one big donor.
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433. - waitress: There's the pie.
- Thank you. And I do apologize.
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434. We're just on
a rough schedule today.
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436. I mean, this is
San Bernardino right here.
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437. - Toni: Is that awesome?
- Tim: This is how it goes.
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438. You have to create
your own momentum.
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439. You have to create
your own media, really.
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440. - Okay. Hi. This is Tim.
- Yes, I know.
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441. Tim Heidecker.
I wanted to introduce you.
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442. - Go ahead, Tim.
- Hi, everybody.
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443. This is Tim Heidecker,
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444. running for District Attorney for San Bernardino.
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445. I'm sitting here at one of my favorite family restaurants
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447. about to dig in to their
world-famous chocolate pe...
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peanut butter apple...
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449. or chocolate peanut butter
banana pie.
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450. Doesn't that look good?
So, let's take a bite.
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451. - Toni: Yum. How is it?
- Mm!
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452. Is it amazing? - I'm gonna come back for this.
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453. This is a great piece of pie.
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to meeting with you... - Toni: What are you gonna
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455. - do for the community...
- Don't interrupt the video.
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456. I look forwarding to...
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457. I look forward to taking a bite out of crime
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458. when I become elected
District Attorney...
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459. and we will see you
at the ballot box.
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460. Say no to Rosetti.
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461. We have a rat problem,
ladies and gentlemen.
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462. I am here to exterminate it,
set the rat trap.
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463. We want him out.
We want Rosetti out.
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464. - Tim... go to timheidecker... - Perfect.
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and Facebook
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- Toni: I will.
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an Instagram account?
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468. Well, yeah,
we should have that already.
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469. GoFundMe, Instagram.
Facebook's up.
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470. - I'll work on the billboards.
- Okay. All right.
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471. - Toni: Okay?
- I think that's good.
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472. - You got this?
- Toni: Yeah?
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473. Get that, and we'll deal
with the details later.
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474. I'll see you back at the...
at the office.
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475. - Bye, Tim. Bye.
- Thank you so much.
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476. - Toni: See you a little later.
- Tim: Okay. See you later.
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477. And look for me,
Tim Heidecker for DA.
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478. Mel? Could be a man
or a female, Mel.
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479. - Mel: All right. See you.
- All right.
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480. And if you can
just count to three.
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481. - Three, two, one, action.
- Josh: A few more levels here.
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482. If you could just
state your name
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483. and what you had for breakfast.
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484. Gregg Turkington
from On Cinema at the Cinema
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485. and Decker vs. Dracula
and Ant-Man, and I...
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486. Actually,
this is my breakfast, so...
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487. So, tell me, Gregg,
how did you come
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488. to meet Tim Heidecker?
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489. How did you first
get involved with him?
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490. Well, first I just wanted
to say you're probably wondering
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491. why I chose this park
as a place to meet.
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492. And it's actually
an interesting story.
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493. This is kind of
a historic movie site.
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494. Have you seen
the Oh, God! movie
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495. with George Burns
and John Denver?
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496. - Josh:
- In that spot,
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497. Tracy throws a basket
from far away
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498. and makes it perfectly,
and that's when Shingo thinks,
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499. "Okay, she must be
affiliated with God,"
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500. 'cause she couldn't make
that shot otherwise.
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501. So, that's where this... that's
exactly where this was filmed.
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502. What's your relationship
with Tim Heidecker?
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503. Well, it started out
just as a guest on the show
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504. On Cinema at the Cinema.
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505. Hi, everybody.
My name is Tim Heidecker.
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506. And welcome to the first episode
of my new show,
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507. On Cinema at the Cinema.
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508. Congratulations
on the TV series.
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509. Thanks very much.
This is our first episode,
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510. so we're just sort of
working out the kinks
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511. and having a lot of fun
doing it, as well.
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512. But then I was bringing
so much expertise
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513. to the show and stuff that,
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I think he realized,
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515. "Why bring in different guests each week?
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516. Why not just have
a resident expert?"
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518. and bigger and bigger role
in that until,
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519. finally, that's why people
were tuning in to the show,
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520. was to get
that kind of movie expertise.
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521. Hey, everybody. Welcome back
to another episode of On Cinema.
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522. I'm your host, Tim Heidecker.
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523. He got in over his head,
you know,
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and things
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525. and also the fact
that he doesn't know anything about movies.
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Desert Music Festival
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527. coming up in a couple...
this coming week, actually.
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528. The good Dr. San and I
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529. have developed
this very special blend,
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530. TCH vape system.
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531. We're gonna be giving away
as much as we can.
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532. - For murder, yeah.
- Josh: For murder.
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533. For murder. There were other
legal troubles before that.
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534. In fact, one thing
that was never filed in court
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535. was that he used my credit card
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536. to fund the second season
of Decker,
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537. which was shot in Hawaii.
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538. And he owes me
just under 10,000 dollars.
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539. Strangely enough,
he doesn't have money
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540. to pay me back, but you see
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541. that he has money
for all these other schemes
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542. that he comes up with.
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543. These, like, protein-powder
type products
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544. or something that are supposed to eliminate germs.
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545. He's got this awful band
called Dekkar,
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546. and they press up thousands of these CDs, and they just...
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547. I think they take them
all to the dump...
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548. I don't know,
because nobody wants them.
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549. His ex-wife, Ayaka's family,
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550. they financed this movie theater
which he burned down.
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551. I hope he never sees this film
because if he sees this hat...
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552. he's gonna lose it.
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553. He's gonna get so angry
at you guys
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554. 'cause he doesn't allow people
to wear movie hats.
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of mine,
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556. who's also a movie buff,
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557. lost a lot of oxygen
to the brain,
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558. so he was a vegetable.
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559. And we thought he was dead,
but he wasn't dead.
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560. He's alive, but he's in a coma,
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561. and it's all because Tim
didn't get real scuba equipment.
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562. He thought there were only
three Jawsmovies,
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563. and I had to let him know
there were more.
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that there's gonna be
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make a movie about a whale,
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568. which is already
a successful franchise.
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569. And he says no vaccines. Well,
then little Tom Cruise Jr. died.
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570. And, you know,
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571. it doesn't faze Tim any,
though.
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572. He's right back
with his latest scheme.
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573. He's running for District
Attorney, which is not...
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574. not gonna really happen
because he's not a lawyer.
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575. He doesn't live
in San Bernardino.
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576. Have you seen a movie from 1976
starring Dean Jones
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578. You should see this movie.
It's a very funny movie.
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579. The character of Dean Jones...
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580. is running for DA, okay?
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581. And he has a secret he wants
to keep from the voters,
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582. and the secret is,
he keeps turning into a dog.
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583. You could almost say Tim's...
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584. his whole campaign
is an unofficial remake
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585. of The Shaggy DA
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586. because he keeps turning into
a dog in front of the voters,
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587. except not a dog, more of,
a murderer or an arsonist
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588. or he's unmasked as somebody
who doesn't know anything about movies
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589. or he doesn't know anything
about the law or what have you.
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590. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
from 1987 with Anthony Newley...
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591. was actually also shot
in this park. -
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593. All right, I got to get going.
Um...
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594. Actually...
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595. if you guys want to come along
and see something that...
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596. in light of what
we've been talking about,
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597. I think you'd find
very interesting.
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598. My source said
it's just past the mailbox.
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599. Okay. Here we go.
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600. See, these are children's films,
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601. so that's not of any use
to the archives,
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602. but this is a sealed copy
of Breakfast at Tiffany's,
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603. which actually won
two Academy Awards,
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604. including Best Picture
and Best Actress.
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605. Bringing Down the Housewith
Steve Martin and Queen Latifah.
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one of the funniest movies ever.
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608. This is an audiobook.
It does not belong here.
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that Tim,
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your film's about...
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he would never do.
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613. He doesn't really care
about movies.
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614. You guys know where
to get in touch with me
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any of this further,
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616. or come by and just film
at the VFA.
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617. Call...
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619. Come on!
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620. It's Tim Heidecker.
I just got word
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621. that a filmmaker that's been
following me around, Josh.
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622. Has... you contacted him
and you've been
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Is that right?
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624. Hey, Gregg, stay the fuck
out of my movie, okay?
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625. Nobody wants
to hear from you.
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626. This is about
my political career.
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627. This has nothing to do with you.
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628. It has nothing to do
with your fucking movies.
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629. Well, what are you
talking to him about?
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630. What the hell does he
have to do with you?
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631. Well, stay the fuck
away from Josh.
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632. Stay away from his fucking crew,
stay away from me,
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633. and you stay... get...
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634. They are not... No.
That is not...
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635. You're lying to me.
That's not what Josh said.
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636. He said that you wanted
to talk to him about...
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- Gregg:
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638. No. Stay out of my life.
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639. - Good luck with the... good...
- Gregg:
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640. All right. Goodbye.
You got nothing to say.
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641. You're a loser. Fuck you.
Stay out of my life.
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642. Oh, yeah. That's great.
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643. Look at this.
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644. I wanted it to say, "Houston,
we have a rat problem,"
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645. but we didn't... felt that was
a little confusing.
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646. It's sort of from that,
Ocean's...
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647. Ocean's... What is it?
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648. Apollo 13,
"Houston, we have a problem."
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649. This is, "Houston,
we have a rat problem,"
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650. or just,
"We have a rat problem."
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651. Five thousand of these and then
a little more literature here.
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652. "Vincent Rosetti tried"...
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653. "Vincent Rosetti tried to put
an innocent man in prison.
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654. Now he wants to get re-elected?"
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655. And then it's Roset...
Me, as you can see,
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656. as the exterminator,
Rosetti the Rat.
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657. That's him.
We're about to bring change.
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658. I've talked to you guys
about that.
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659. Let's do it.
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660. And my keys are in my room.
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661. Okay, we'll be back soon.
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662. Shit.
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663. All right, let's do the work
we need to do.
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664. Excuse me.
Can we put this in your window? - Yeah?
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665. Yeah, go ahead.
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666. Great. Should have brought tape.
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667. Do you have any masking tape
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668. or Scotch tape
or anything like that?
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669. Right by the cash register. - Oh, perfect.
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670. That looks pretty good, huh?
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671. Hi, there.
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672. I'm running
for District Attorney.
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673. My name is Tim Heidecker.
My name is Tim Heidecker.
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674. I'm running
for District Attorney.
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675. I'm running
for District Attorney
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677. Would it be okay
to put these up in your window,
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678. - just one of them? Thank you.
- Sure.
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679. Just wanted to see
if you would be okay with me
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680. putting some of my literature
in your window?
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681. - Okay.
- The message is resonating.
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682. I love the sort of viral,
unorthodox message of,
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683. "We have a rat problem," because it gets people talking.
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684. And I think it's...
it's a powerful message.
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685. Once you get down to what
the message is,
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686. you feel the trickle
of the message
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687. spreading across this county,
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688. and that's what's gonna
get us the big win.
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689. - No sign now.
- Tim: I understand.
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690. - I apologize.
- Right. Thank you.
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691. Well,
that's a new one.
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in that restaurant,
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a rat problem,
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anything to worry about.
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696. There we go.
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697. Oh, great.
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698. Shit.
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699. So, what are we doing
with the...
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700. I mean, are we... Do we have anybody coming down?
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701. - I'm working on it. Actually...
- Tim: Okay.
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702. You said you were working on it.
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703. I'm working on it.
CNN... We've got CNN.
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704. - Tim: You have CNN?
- I have them on the line.
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705. You have them
on the line? - It looks good. It looks good.
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706. Good. What's happening
with the GoPro account?
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707. What's GoPro?
Oh, you mean GoFundMe.
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708. - Tim: Mm-hmm.
- It's GoFundMe.
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709. I got it set up.
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710. We have a few dollars.
People donated already.
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to the website?
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712. No, it's not linked.
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to do that.
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714. The donations are based...
Most of the time, GoFundMe
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715. is set up for people who are,
like, sick or poor or starving.
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717. I really shouldn't technically
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718. - be doing this, but...
- All right, hold on. Hello?
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719. Yes. Hi.
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720. Oh, good. Great. Thanks.
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721. - Okay. I'll be right down.
- Toni: Wait, wait, wait.
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722. - Who was that?
- It's the front desk.
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723. The hats arrived, so...
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724. The hats? Oh, careful.
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725. I think
it's going pretty well.
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726. I've got GoFundMe.
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727. I'm also... I just set up
a profile for him on IMDb.
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728. Do you know what IMDb is?
It's an actors' website.
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729. Have a gorgeous picture,
a couple of videos of him.
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730. It looks like ABC is interested
in picking up our story.
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731. So I'm gonna
keep on top of that.
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732. I had a connection there,
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733. so I did speak
with that connection,
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734. and he referred me
to somebody else.
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735. We're going door to door.
I mean, we're doing everything
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737. Oh.
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738. - Is that Tim? Yeah.
- Tim: Toni?
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739. - Hey. I don't have my key.
- Toni: Okay. I'm coming.
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740. Give me a sec.
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741. That was fast. Wow.
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742. - Hi. Yeah. This is it.
- Hi.
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743. How are there 500 hats in here?
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744. It looks like there
might be five hats in there.
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745. - Toni: Who ordered the hats?
- Tim: You ordered the hats.
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746. I don't remember
ordering five hats.
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747. Yep.
There's one, two, three hats.
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748. There's not even...
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749. - There's three hats.
- I'll have to call them.
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750. Let me put it on my list.
Hold on.
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751. 'Cause I think we paid
for those, yeah?
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752. I'll make a call.
I'll send an email,
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753. and then I'll follow up
with a phone call.
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754. Very nice.
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755. Here.
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756. Yeah,
it's really nice, Tim.
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757. Mm-hmm. Put it on.
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758. Oh.
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759. Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah, I like it.
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760. - Really nice.
- Tim: Figure out this...
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761. Yeah, I'll take care
of it right now. - There's no point
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763. Don't worry about it.
I'll fix it.
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764. I just...
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765. Point of three hats are,
one for me, you,
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766. and the volunteer we don't have.
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767. Tim, there's wine
in the other room.
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768. - Why don't you have a glass?
- Tim: I might have a glass.
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769. It might calm you down
a little bit.
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770. All right,
let's pound some pavement.
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771. - Tim: Hello.
- man: How you doing?
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772. Good. How are you guys?
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773. So, you getting a haircut?
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774. Cool.
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775. Are you a registered voter here
in San Bernardino?
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776. - Yeah.
- Cool.
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777. I want to eliminate crime
from the entire region...
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778. and basically have
a zero-tolerance policy
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779. for anybody that breaks the law.
I mean, it's not that...
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780. I don't want to disrupt
your, uh,
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781. - concentration there.
- No, you're fine, you're fine.
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782. I'd probably not be
so kind on people...
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783. no offense to you guys,
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784. but listening
to that kind of music.
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785. I'd put a clamp down
on that kind of stuff...
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786. just 'cause it's so...
you know, encourages violence.
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787. You know, sort of taking
San Bernardino
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788. back to the good old days.
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789. Okay. I hear that.
Curtain down on E Street?
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790. That's right.
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791. Well...
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792. I know what you mean by that.
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793. But it's complicated.
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794. Things are changing.
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795. All right?
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796. Hello.
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797. Running for District Attorney.
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798. Sorry. I do not mean to solicit.
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799. I'm just... free speech,
First Amendment, ability to...
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800. - I'm sorry?
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801. I do have permission. I have...
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802. From the county,
I have permission.
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from the First Amendment.
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804. Look it up.
It's the Constitution.
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805. I have a First Amendment right
in the Constitution.
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806. I'm not filming you.
Get over yourself.
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807. You'll vote for me!
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809. It is... Oh.
So, I hit full screen and...
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810. - Tim: Then play.
- Toni: ... then "play."
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813. No.
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814. What?
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815. Press play.
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816. - Press pl...
- There we go. I got it.
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817. For District Attorney
Vincent Rosetti,
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818. protecting our community
isn't just a job.
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819. - It's a calling.
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820. A career prosecutor
with over 23 years
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821. of experience,
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822. he's held thousands
of criminals accountable,
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823. and his conviction rate
in child-abuse cases
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824. is 97 percent.
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825. - Tim: It's not 100 percent.
- man: As for Carlos Sandoval's record...
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826. - Toni: Mm-mm.
- ... well,
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827. there isn't much to show.
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828. He's spent most of his career in private practice,
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829. fighting for big corporations.
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830. Vincent Rosetti,
tough on crime,
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831. with a record
that speaks for itself.
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832. I am District Attorney
Vincent Rosetti...
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833. "I am District Attorney
Vincent Rosetti."
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834. - That sucks.
- What the hell?
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835. I don't know.
Is it a good thing or not?
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836. - I don't know.
- I... I don't...
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837. We don't want negative press,
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838. but, you know, you want
an acknowledgement that there's,
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839. that we're in
the arena together.
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840. But any press is good press.
You know what I'm saying?
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841. There's no press for us.
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842. We should put out a statement
about that at least.
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843. Yeah, I'm gonna...
As soon as I get...
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844. Put out a press release from me,
basically...
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845. Get this... get this down.
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846. You want the computer off?
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847. No, I'm saying put the...
write this down.
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848. All right, well, do you
have some suggestions?
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849. - What are you...
- I'm telling you
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850. I want to send
a press release out, so... - Okay.
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851. All right. Will do.
Copy !req
852. All right, ready?
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853. Get a Word document open
or something.
Copy !req
854. Do you not have Word?
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855. I don't know where
it is on this.
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856. Let me see. Hold on.
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857. That's to open the files.
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858. You should have sent this to me
on my computer.
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859. - Write it on your notepad or...
- Oh, here, we got it.
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860. Okay. Documents. Geez!
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861. - Here.
- I'm losing my train
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862. of thought here.
Just make a note.
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863. "To whom it may concern...
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864. I have recently viewed
the Vincent Rosetti attack ad."
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865. - "Rebuttal."
- No. I...
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866. I got it. "Vincent Rosetti."
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867. "I have recently viewed
the Vincent Rosetti attack ad...
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868. which was more full of lies
than...
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869. whatever, a...
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870. Yeah, but it wasn't an attack
against you.
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871. - You weren't even in there.
- No, I know, but it was an offic...
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872. It was an... It was an attack
against Sandoval.
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873. How about this?
"The recent Rosetti..."
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874. "The recent Rosetti..."
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875. Write that down,
"The recent Rosetti."
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876. What are you doing?
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877. You know what I think
we should do, honestly?
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878. I think that we should leave
Sandoval out of it completely.
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879. - That's what I'm trying to do.
- Yeah. And just go after...
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880. - Listen, just write what I'm...
- Go ahead. I'm listening.
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881. "The recent Rosetti ad
that I saw on YouTube is so...
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882. is dishonest, even for him."
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883. "Now that the race
is tightening"...
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884. "Now that the race
is tightening...
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885. we see the rat beginning
to scow... beginning to cower."
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886. Mm-hmm.
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887. Anything else?
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888. No. I mean, all the...
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889. "Visit the website"
and all that crap.
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890. - But we need to get our own ad.
- Yeah. We will.
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891. And we need to get a film crew
down here.
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892. I mean, these guys could do it,
but they say
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893. they're not gonna do it.
I've asked them 20 times.
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894. Why can't they do it?
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895. - They've got cameras.
- They say it's impartial journalism or some shit.
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896. I mean, he's scared, right?
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897. That's what I...
That's what it's about.
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898. He's scared.
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899. He doesn't want to mention me
in the ad because he's so...
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900. Oh!
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901. So nervous about the mere
mention of my name than...
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902. He's so...
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903. Here, let me get
a napkin for you.
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904. - Where are the napkins here?
- Tim: "He's so scared."
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905. - Viral campaign that's...
- Toni: Here you go.
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906. - There you go.
- Tim: Thank you.
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907. - You're welcome.
- Tim: That's gotten...
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908. Oh, it's on the floor.
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909. I'm listening to you.
Go ahead.
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910. I'm saying, so, there is...
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911. If he brings my name, people go,
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912. "Oh, that's the guy
with the 'rat problem' sign."
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913. We can ignore the ad.
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914. We don't have to directly talk
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915. - about the ad.
- The ad is crap.
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916. The ad is terrible anyway,
so it doesn't matter.
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917. Let's just not focus on that.
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918. - Let's just focus on us.
- I'm not worried about it.
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919. I'm not worried
about it, actually. - Toni: Are you sure?
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920. Because it seems
to bother you a lot.
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921. Absolutely not.
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922. Should we report that,
though, because...
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923. - report that to YouTube.
- Toni: I don't think you can.
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924. I think he paid for it legally.
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925. I understand,
but there's factual in... - Toni: You can't report it.
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926. inaccuracies in there.
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927. It is what it is.
It's out there.
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928. - We, you know...
- Toni: Yeah.
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929. Our preference would be that...
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930. I think our preference is
that we're mentioned in there
Copy !req
931. because that at least provides
a little contrast.
Copy !req
932. That we are?
We're not mentioned.
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933. - It's good.
- I know, but I'm saying
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934. we should... it would be better,
but it's not there.
Copy !req
935. That's the reality.
Copy !req
936. Um, you know, we have to just
look at tomorrow as a new day
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937. and do... you know,
get our to-do list going again
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938. and...
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939. you know...
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940. - Okay.
- Okay.
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941. That's it. Okay.
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942. Yeah. Yeah.
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943. Hey, San Bernardino voters,
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944. it's Tim Heidecker, running for District Attorney.
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945. Here's my new lawn sign.
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946. I hope I get your vote
so we can stop Rosetti.
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947. So we can stop Rosetti.
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948. Vote for Tim Heidecker.
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949. and stop Rosetti.
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950. Let me get to what I want
to talk to you...
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951. - Toni: Okay. Mm-hmm.
- ... specifically is,
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952. You know, I'm looking
at the calendar,
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953. and I know where we're at.
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954. You know, this is where I'm at
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955. with the petition
for the ballot.
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956. And it's not... I know
it's not what you want to see.
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957. - Um...
- Toni: Oh, my God, Tim.
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958. Yeah, I mean, well, we have...
add 30 from the website,
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959. from the petition we put up
on the Internet, but, um...
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960. Tim, this is not gonna cut it.
Copy !req
961. This is not gonna get us
on the ballot.
Copy !req
962. - You realize that.
- Tim: I understand. I know.
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963. We're hundreds away,
hundreds of signatures away.
Copy !req
964. - Hundreds and hundreds away.
- Tim: I know.
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965. I think we need to sit
and strategize
Copy !req
966. about this right now.
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967. - Okay.
- Do you think it'd be possible
Copy !req
968. that we could have
a little privacy, um,
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969. just a little alone time
so that Tim and I can just...
Copy !req
970. Josh, I think probably
a good idea
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971. to maybe
take a five-minute break.
Copy !req
972. If you don't mind,
just so we can have
Copy !req
973. a few moments
to kind of reset. - Yeah. We're getting into some
Copy !req
974. sensitive territory here.
Copy !req
975. - Josh: Sure. Yeah, you guys...
- Toni: Yeah.
Copy !req
976. She's been... Yeah,
she's a little uncomfortable
Copy !req
977. about being on camera.
Copy !req
978. - Toni: Yeah.
- Tim: You know?
Copy !req
979. - Tim: Thanks. Thanks, guys.
- Toni: We really appreciate it.
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980. And we have a...
You know, if you want
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981. to get something down
at the snack bar or anything,
Copy !req
982. you can just put it
on the room, all right?
Copy !req
983. They're gonna check the address.
Copy !req
984. They're not gonna check
the address.
Copy !req
985. That was my point, that this is
all just a formality.
Copy !req
986. - So let's just get into it.
- All right.
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987. John, uh... It doesn't matter.
John...
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988. - Trevor.
- ... Grover.
Copy !req
989. Trevor Smith.
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990. - Peter...
- That's really close,
Copy !req
991. so you're gonna need
to mix it up a little bit.
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992. Yeah, I'll change...
Why don't we change pens...
Copy !req
993. - Yeah, that's a good idea.
- ... kind of randomly?
Copy !req
994. So, look.
You see how I varied everything?
Copy !req
995. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
996. - So you got a Trevor Smith.
- Tim: Put this...
Copy !req
997. Yeah, but why don't I do...
I'll do some on here.
Copy !req
998. - Toni: All right.
- Tim: And, um...
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999. Amy... Masters.
Copy !req
1000. There you go.
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1001. You do one,
and then I'll do one.
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1002. - Perfect.
- Jason... Davidson.
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1003. How about Johnny Mathis?
Copy !req
1004. Johnny Mathis. Tom Cruise.
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1005. - I'll make it Tom Cruise Jr.
- Oh, I'd like
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1006. to make it Tom Cruise.
Copy !req
1007. What's the camera guy's name?
Copy !req
1008. - Vincent Price, huh?
- No, don't do that.
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1009. No? Why not? Who cares?
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1010. I mean, it's all guys.
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1011. - That's my problem.
- Do you have any siblings?
Copy !req
1012. Uh, no. I did,
but she's passed away.
Copy !req
1013. She passed away
a couple years ago. - I'll put my
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1014. sister's name down.
Copy !req
1015. Joe Estevez. He would have
signed it. He's a friend.
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1016. All right, good.
And now that's one, two...
Copy !req
1017. that's 20.
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1018. Oh, my God, this is gonna
take us all night.
Copy !req
1019. - All right.
- Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1020. You better grab another beer.
Copy !req
1021. Another bottle of wine
for me, too.
Copy !req
1022. Where's the wine?
Copy !req
1023. Here you go, baby.
It's all good.
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1024. Awesome.
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1025. Come on. Come on.
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1026. Got to get
that adrenaline going.
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1027. Oh, it's...
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1028. I don't know how
I'm gonna not physically
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1029. uh, assault this motherfucker
when I see him.
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1030. I have to hold back.
Copy !req
1031. I mean, I'm getting
my adrenaline up,
Copy !req
1032. but, you know, I'm...
Listen, I'm gonna go to him
Copy !req
1033. straight up to his face and say,
Copy !req
1034. "Motherfucker, you are
meeting me in the arena."
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1035. I don't know. I don't know how
to predict it.
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1036. I think he might take the bait.
Copy !req
1037. I think he might step right into
my trap and actually show up...
Copy !req
1038. We hope he does, 'cause I think
we should hear from him.
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1039. He has to answer for his crimes.
Copy !req
1040. This is DKR doing the remix
of Empty Bottle right here.
Copy !req
1041. And this one blew up the charts
on the EDM charts, as well.
Copy !req
1042. Oh. That's too much of that.
Copy !req
1043. I got to stop for a second.
I can't see anything.
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1044. I'm just spinning.
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1045. Ah!
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1046. Ah!
Copy !req
1047. It's up in my spine.
Copy !req
1048. Come on.
I'm gonna fucking punch him.
Copy !req
1049. Just gonna wait for that rat
to come out for his lunch,
Copy !req
1050. for his cheese.
Copy !req
1051. We are live,
broadcasting out to you guys.
Copy !req
1052. We are out in front of
the District Attorney's office,
Copy !req
1053. waiting for Rosetti the Rat
to emerge.
Copy !req
1054. I'm gonna confront him
mano-a-mano
Copy !req
1055. and invite him into the arena
Copy !req
1056. so we can get this debate
going tomorrow night.
Copy !req
1057. And he should be out here
for his lunch break.
Copy !req
1058. It's been... He should have been
out here ten minutes ago.
Copy !req
1059. All right, we are...
It's been 20 minutes, and uh...
Copy !req
1060. There he is. All right,
here we go. We're going live.
Copy !req
1061. Hey, Vincent! Rosetti!
Copy !req
1062. How you doing?
It's Tim Heidecker.
Copy !req
1063. How come you
haven't called back?
Copy !req
1064. We've left you messages.
Copy !req
1065. We're challenging you
to a debate tomorrow night
Copy !req
1066. at the Lincoln Suites downtown.
Copy !req
1067. You should join us.
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1068. I'd love to talk to you
about the issues.
Copy !req
1069. You have anything to say?
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1070. You can't be serious, Heidecker.
Copy !req
1071. No, I am serious.
Copy !req
1072. Why don't you want
to debate me, rat?
Copy !req
1073. - You're a clown, Heidecker.
- You're a clown.
Copy !req
1074. Oh, I'd rather be a clown
than a rat.
Copy !req
1075. - I don't have time for this.
- Tim: You don't have time.
Copy !req
1076. - This conversation is over.
- Tim: Okay.
Copy !req
1077. - Thank you.
- Get out of my way, please.
Copy !req
1078. How come you couldn't beat me
in court?
Copy !req
1079. What kind of DA is that?
Copy !req
1080. First time in a courtroom me,
first time... Oh! -
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1081. Folks, Vincent Rosetti,
Copy !req
1082. District Attorney
of San Bernardino,
Copy !req
1083. is trying to kill me.
Copy !req
1084. It's attempted murder
happening right here
Copy !req
1085. in front of the DA's office,
with his Honda piece of shit...
Copy !req
1086. Hey! Are you... Fuck you!
Copy !req
1087. Yeah. Oh, I got that on tape,
scumbag.
Copy !req
1088. I got your license plate.
7-B-N-V-6-0-0.
Copy !req
1089. That is... Vincent Rosetti
just tried to kill me on camera.
Copy !req
1090. We have it on camera.
He refuses to debate me.
Copy !req
1091. Woo! That was awesome.
You guys get that?
Copy !req
1092. I think Tim's running for DA
because he's just angry
Copy !req
1093. because Rosetti
did a really good job.
Copy !req
1094. The case didn't go the way
Rosetti wanted,
Copy !req
1095. but to the people
that watched it,
Copy !req
1096. Tim was very, very guilty
and looked like a real fool.
Copy !req
1097. He just always wants
to get revenge against anybody.
Copy !req
1098. Like, for instance,
I got free tickets
Copy !req
1099. to the Sullypremiere...
not even the premiere,
Copy !req
1100. but the pre-premiere,
like the critics screenings.
Copy !req
1101. He was jealous 'cause he was
probably passed out
Copy !req
1102. somewhere in his vape den.
Copy !req
1103. And then I'm telling everyone,
"Oh, Sullyis great.
Copy !req
1104. This is the film of the year.
This is gonna win Oscars."
Copy !req
1105. And he's like, "What's Sully?"
Copy !req
1106. I think if you point it back
at him
Copy !req
1107. with a lot of these things,
Copy !req
1108. turn it around
and point it at him,
Copy !req
1109. and you'll find out the truth.
Copy !req
1110. I saw it in the first group
of 300 people
Copy !req
1111. ever to see Sully.
Copy !req
1112. We're in a town hall
debate tomorrow
Copy !req
1113. for District Attorney,
if you're interested.
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1114. - Sure.
- Thanks. I forgot to put the...
Copy !req
1115. forgot to put
the time and date on it.
Copy !req
1116. - So, it's tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
Copy !req
1117. Yep.
Copy !req
1118. Toni forgot to put the date
and time
Copy !req
1119. on the town hall debate
happening tomorrow.
Copy !req
1120. But it's no problem.
I'm just...
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1121. I'm just kind of putting a little personal touch on it.
Copy !req
1122. Me, Rosetti, and Sandoval
Copy !req
1123. are gonna be talking
about the issues tomorrow.
Copy !req
1124. And I'm looking forward to it.
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1125. I don't think
in a million years I would have thought
Copy !req
1126. I would be standing in front
of San Bernardino City Hall
Copy !req
1127. knowing that I was only a few steps away from becoming
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1128. not only District Attorney,
but hopefully even higher
Copy !req
1129. in the chain of command
within San Bernardino.
Copy !req
1130. So, you know,
it's starting to feel real.
Copy !req
1131. I'm not nervous.
I just feel a sense
Copy !req
1132. of obligation to the community
Copy !req
1133. that I'm doing this
for the right reasons.
Copy !req
1134. There's
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr...
Copy !req
1135. poster... a statue of him,
one of the founding fathers.
Copy !req
1136. Uh, you know, just one
of the people I look up to
Copy !req
1137. and I'm always quoting
and using his message
Copy !req
1138. to get me through, you know,
what I'm going through.
Copy !req
1139. One of the great citizens
of San Bernardino and...
Copy !req
1140. was one of the greats.
Unfortunately, he passed.
Copy !req
1141. But we are always remembering
his words and deeds.
Copy !req
1142. So, I'm gonna go pay homage
to him privately.
Copy !req
1143. I can feel the energy coming off something like that,
Copy !req
1144. such, uh, a great icon
Copy !req
1145. of the San Bernardino Valley
and the county.
Copy !req
1146. You know, as I come
to work each day,
Copy !req
1147. obviously I'll be at the District Attorney's office,
Copy !req
1148. but I'm sure I'll be scrambling
to and fro,
Copy !req
1149. visiting City Hall,
chiming in on new laws.
Copy !req
1150. I'm sure I will stop each time
Copy !req
1151. and pay my respects
to this beautiful fountain,
Copy !req
1152. this rushing water,
reminiscent of the Rio Grande
Copy !req
1153. or the great Mississippi
Copy !req
1154. or any of the rivers
of our great country,
Copy !req
1155. and pausing to reflect
on the message
Copy !req
1156. of Dr. Martin Luther King.
Copy !req
1157. It's fitting that San Bernardino
has such a monument here,
Copy !req
1158. and I'm glad we got to spend
some time enjoying it together.
Copy !req
1159. Josh, if you want to get
your picture taken with it.
Copy !req
1160. Hey, guys.
Copy !req
1161. Josh.
What are you guys shooting?
Copy !req
1162. Uh, just some B-roll.
Copy !req
1163. A lot of cool movies
shot in San Bernardino.
Copy !req
1164. You know Congo?
Copy !req
1165. You'll never guess
where that was shot.
Copy !req
1166. They actually shot
the airport scenes right here
Copy !req
1167. at the San Bernardino Airport...
Copy !req
1168. - Josh: I didn't know that.
- ... not in the Congo.
Copy !req
1169. Kind of cool.
Copy !req
1170. Independence Day, too,
they shot in Fontana.
Copy !req
1171. Sorry I didn't, uh...
I got your messages.
Copy !req
1172. Yeah. Um,
I wanted to talk to you
Copy !req
1173. about this Shaggy DAthing,
and then, also,
Copy !req
1174. I had this idea...
Copy !req
1175. and if you guys are into it,
we go to a Baskin-Robbins
Copy !req
1176. and shoot me coming out
of the Baskin-Robbins...
Copy !req
1177. - Josh: Oh.
- ... sort of like
Copy !req
1178. as the character
from Ant-Man...
Copy !req
1179. - Josh: Mm-hmm.
- ... just coming out
Copy !req
1180. of the thing. And then I can
talk to you guys or whatever,
Copy !req
1181. be in character.
Copy !req
1182. Yeah. I don't know
if we can do that today.
Copy !req
1183. - Maybe, um...
- There's a Baskin-Robbins.
Copy !req
1184. I checked. It's about a mile
from here, on 5th.
Copy !req
1185. We got a lot of stuff
we got to cover today.
Copy !req
1186. We're meeting back up with Tim
in a little bit.
Copy !req
1187. Well, you've got enough of him,
I'm sure.
Copy !req
1188. We've actually
got to get going now.
Copy !req
1189. We have a couple other spots
we have to hit up.
Copy !req
1190. But it was nice
running into you. - Okay, well, I'll come along.
Copy !req
1191. That's okay.
Copy !req
1192. - Manuel: How are you, man?
- Tim: Hey, man.
Copy !req
1193. I'm fucking tired.
Copy !req
1194. - What time is it there, man?
- Manuel: How are you, man?
Copy !req
1195. So good to hear from you.
Copy !req
1196. Yeah. Good to hear from you,
man. It's...
Copy !req
1197. - What?
- Manuel: It's 4:20
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1198. in the morning.
4:20 in the morning.
Copy !req
1199. You're probably up partying.
Copy !req
1200. You know, Manuel has...
Copy !req
1201. Because of what happened
with him at the trial,
Copy !req
1202. he's essentially back in Italy.
Copy !req
1203. "I, Dr. San, am only one
responsible for all the death
Copy !req
1204. from the Electric Sun 20.
Copy !req
1205. It is all my fault."
Copy !req
1206. You took an oath,
and you swore before God
Copy !req
1207. - that you would tell the truth.
- Come on.
Copy !req
1208. I'm gonna ask you now
one more time.
Copy !req
1209. Who wrote the letter?
Copy !req
1210. Tim gave it to me
this morning. - Vincent: Okay.
Copy !req
1211. He talks like
they're his friends
Copy !req
1212. and says they're his rock
and all this stuff,
Copy !req
1213. but those guys, believe me,
the minute he doesn't pay them,
Copy !req
1214. you don't see them around.
Copy !req
1215. They're gone for long periods of time.
Copy !req
1216. And then he gets a little bit of money through some scam,
Copy !req
1217. and then suddenly,
there's Axiom, Manuel,
Copy !req
1218. and they're doing
recordings again.
Copy !req
1219. You are so worried
about this perjury shit
Copy !req
1220. from the trial, that...
Copy !req
1221. it is not something
that they're gonna follow up on
Copy !req
1222. because when you get back here,
Copy !req
1223. I'm gonna be in charge
of that shit.
Copy !req
1224. You know what I mean?
Copy !req
1225. And Axiom's not calling me back,
and he's being, you know...
Copy !req
1226. like suddenly creating a wall
that I don't understand.
Copy !req
1227. Hold on, Manuel.
Copy !req
1228. - Toni!
- Toni: Yeah?
Copy !req
1229. Can you get another one
of these, please?
Copy !req
1230. - Toni: Uh, sure.
- Thanks.
Copy !req
1231. I'm sorry.
I'm doing this campaign,
Copy !req
1232. and we're, like, trying to get
this town hall thing going.
Copy !req
1233. It's like... It's not as easy
Copy !req
1234. as just going down
and playing a show.
Copy !req
1235. - And I'm doing this...
- Manuel:
Copy !req
1236. I'm doing this
with this woman who's...
Copy !req
1237. - What is it?
- We need to talk.
Copy !req
1238. - Okay.
- So?
Copy !req
1239. - Right now?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1240. - Okay. Hold on.
- Come on out.
Copy !req
1241. Get off the phone
and come out and talk. - I can't get out. Hold on.
Copy !req
1242. Manuel, baby, I got
to call you back, man.
Copy !req
1243. Keep rocking, and I love you,
and we'll talk soon.
Copy !req
1244. - Manuel:
- Cheers.
Copy !req
1245. Ciao.
Copy !req
1246. - What's up?
- Well...
Copy !req
1247. - I sort of have some bad news.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1248. I had all of these guys
in the loop,
Copy !req
1249. and they've all pretty much
just dropped out.
Copy !req
1250. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1251. I mean, everything
was in a pending mode.
Copy !req
1252. I can't even get The Sun
to come.
Copy !req
1253. - What do you mean?
- I can't even get
Copy !req
1254. - the San Bernardino Sun.
- They're not com...
Copy !req
1255. - They're not...
- They're not coming, Tim.
Copy !req
1256. - They said they're not coming?
- They said they're not coming.
Copy !req
1257. Why wouldn't they come?
It's a...
Copy !req
1258. - it's an official campaign.
- I know. I unders...
Copy !req
1259. You're telling me they're not...
Copy !req
1260. they've confirmed to you
that they're not coming?
Copy !req
1261. They've confirmed
that they're not coming.
Copy !req
1262. - Ugh!
- They actually sent me
Copy !req
1263. an email
and it wasn't a very nice one.
Copy !req
1264. Hmm.
Copy !req
1265. We're gonna do the best we can.
Copy !req
1266. And what about Rosetti
and Sandoval?
Copy !req
1267. I haven't heard
from either of them.
Copy !req
1268. - They won't confirm.
- All right, well,
Copy !req
1269. I mean, so,
what are we doing tomorrow?
Copy !req
1270. Toni put the big ad
for the town hall
Copy !req
1271. in the, uh, paper this morning.
Copy !req
1272. Last one.
Copy !req
1273. It's not supposed
to be in Sports. Let me just...
Copy !req
1274. Call Toni Newman.
Copy !req
1275. Hey, Siri. Toni,
I'll bring it back to the room,
Copy !req
1276. but I'm telling you,
there's no ad
Copy !req
1277. for the town hall debate.
Copy !req
1278. The "We have a rat problem" ad
isn't in there, either, so...
Copy !req
1279. Well, that's a lot of money.
Copy !req
1280. It doesn't do us any good
to put it in tomorrow.
Copy !req
1281. You know what I mean?
I'm not saying it's your fault.
Copy !req
1282. I'm saying that
it's not in the paper.
Copy !req
1283. That's the news.
Copy !req
1284. So, I'll be back
in a few minutes.
Copy !req
1285. All right, yeah. Take care.
Copy !req
1286. All right. Love you, too.
Copy !req
1287. She said she put that ad
in like a week ago
Copy !req
1288. and that they needed more...
Copy !req
1289. that she thinks they might have needed more time,
Copy !req
1290. but that sounds like bullshit.
Copy !req
1291. I'm not worried about it
because print media's dead
Copy !req
1292. and there's not a lot of people
picking that up.
Copy !req
1293. You saw the disarray
that the news stand was in.
Copy !req
1294. Anyways, I don't... That's...
Copy !req
1295. We don't need to use that stuff
'cause I...
Copy !req
1296. I don't want to get her
in trouble.
Copy !req
1297. I don't want to...
It's nobody's fault.
Copy !req
1298. It's just...
There's a lot to do.
Copy !req
1299. There's a lot to do.
Copy !req
1300. How's that look?
Copy !req
1301. Doing a little debate prep,
a little issue research.
Copy !req
1302. You know, that's pretty much
my day, has been prepping
Copy !req
1303. so I'm as educated as I can be on the issues of San Bernardino
Copy !req
1304. and also getting to a place
Copy !req
1305. where we have a real
competitive chance to win.
Copy !req
1306. - Tim, where do you want to sit?
- Right in the middle.
Copy !req
1307. Right in the center? Okay.
I'll put you...
Copy !req
1308. I'm gonna put you here.
Copy !req
1309. Why don't we put a couple
on the table?
Copy !req
1310. - What do you think?
- Tim: Oh, on his seat.
Copy !req
1311. - Yeah. Or in front of him.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1312. Let's do it.
Copy !req
1313. We have a rat problem.
Copy !req
1314. Yeah.
Copy !req
1315. I'm getting to the place
where I'm kind of off-book
Copy !req
1316. with this memorizing
all this stuff.
Copy !req
1317. And I got a hundred more
of these books
Copy !req
1318. waiting for me to put up here.
Copy !req
1319. It's going very well.
Copy !req
1320. The energy he had
in that parking lot
Copy !req
1321. and the confrontation
was he wanted
Copy !req
1322. to have nothing
to do with us.
Copy !req
1323. Well, if he doesn't show,
that makes him look bad.
Copy !req
1324. I think the plan should be,
at 7:15, if there's no...
Copy !req
1325. if Rosetti doesn't show
and if Carlos doesn't show,
Copy !req
1326. it becomes the town hall.
Copy !req
1327. - Becomes about you.
- It becomes about me.
Copy !req
1328. That's it.
That's what we want anyway.
Copy !req
1329. - All right, cool. All right.
- Awesome.
Copy !req
1330. I'm gonna clean up,
and I'm gonna head up
Copy !req
1331. - to the room.
- Toni: All right.
Copy !req
1332. - Tim: You want to come?
- You know what?
Copy !req
1333. Let me just tidy up
a little bit.
Copy !req
1334. I'll meet you up there
in a second, okay? - Tim: Okay. All right.
Copy !req
1335. Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
Copy !req
1336. It's been an honor to be here with you guys tonight.
Copy !req
1337. I want to talk to you
about why I'm running
Copy !req
1338. for District Attorney
of San Bernardino.
Copy !req
1339. I'm gonna talk to you
about why...
Copy !req
1340. I want to talk to you about why
I'm running for San Bern...
Copy !req
1341. District Attorney
of San Bernardino.
Copy !req
1342. You know, I'm an outsider.
Copy !req
1343. My name is Tim Heidecker.
Copy !req
1344. I'm running for District
Attorney of San Bernardino.
Copy !req
1345. It's good to meet you guys.
Copy !req
1346. Sold-out crowd. Unbelievable.
Copy !req
1347. We know firsthand...
we know firsthand
Copy !req
1348. that our community is suffering from high rates of crime,
Copy !req
1349. and my idea,
my campaign pledge is to...
Copy !req
1350. is to remove crime,
eliminate crime.
Copy !req
1351. Well, I'm looking
at the world now,
Copy !req
1352. and it's going insane.
Copy !req
1353. Well, I'll do
a brief introduction
Copy !req
1354. so that it looks really nice
before you come in.
Copy !req
1355. What you got? I got some strays.
Copy !req
1356. I've been working
on that all morning. - I know,
Copy !req
1357. - let me fix it.
- Are we just saying goodbye to the debate idea?
Copy !req
1358. - 'Cause they're... I mean...
- Toni: Well, let's give them
Copy !req
1359. a little bit more time.
Copy !req
1360. I mean, they might
still show up.
Copy !req
1361. So, I mean, we're still just
a few minutes over, so...
Copy !req
1362. I mean, we...
Okay, well, it's almost...
Copy !req
1363. - It's 7:12 now.
- Yeah. I...
Copy !req
1364. When are we pulling
the trigger on it?
Copy !req
1365. Yeah, I don't have any messages
from them.
Copy !req
1366. How about you?
Do you have any messages?
Copy !req
1367. No, my iWatch has been quiet.
Copy !req
1368. I think we hit Rosetti
right away...
Copy !req
1369. or not... or either
we're gonna save that
Copy !req
1370. - as the closing...
- Toni: Why don't we do this?
Copy !req
1371. Why don't we go
with the positive first?
Copy !req
1372. Let's make you look good,
make you look amazing.
Copy !req
1373. - Let's sell your points.
- I have one for one.
Copy !req
1374. I don't want to say
"One for one."
Copy !req
1375. I want to say
"Perfect record."
Copy !req
1376. Well, let's just...
Copy !req
1377. - your accomplishments...
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1378. - ... your goals.
- Small business.
Copy !req
1379. You look really nice, Tim.
Copy !req
1380. - Thank you.
- And you're gonna wow them.
Copy !req
1381. Just get your mouth wet.
Copy !req
1382. What do you have? Is it Orbits?
Copy !req
1383. It's your favorite. Of course.
Copy !req
1384. - Great.
- Toni: How'd you know?
Copy !req
1385. - Well, I know you carry Orbits.
- There you go.
Copy !req
1386. Good luck.
We'll see you in there, okay?
Copy !req
1387. - Okay. See you.
- Toni: See you in a minute.
Copy !req
1388. - Yeah. We'll talk soon.
- Toni: Okay.
Copy !req
1389. Hey. This is the movie
I was telling you about,
Copy !req
1390. The Shaggy DA
with Dean Jones from 1976.
Copy !req
1391. It's got total parallels
Copy !req
1392. to what Tim's campaign
is doing right now.
Copy !req
1393. Like, if you watch it, it almost
feels like this campaign
Copy !req
1394. is a remake of this movie.
Copy !req
1395. Um, and it's out of print
on VHS, so I went ahead
Copy !req
1396. and dubbed a copy and then
glued this thing over it
Copy !req
1397. because you won't really
get this anywhere.
Copy !req
1398. It's not on eBay or anywhere.
Copy !req
1399. So, take a look
and see what you think.
Copy !req
1400. Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
Copy !req
1401. Thank you all for coming.
Copy !req
1402. - What are you talking about?
- Josh: Gregg.
Copy !req
1403. Here's here
at the town hall.
Copy !req
1404. - He's in the room right here?
- Josh: Yeah.
Copy !req
1405. All right. Hey, everybody!
Copy !req
1406. Thanks, guys, for coming out.
This is gonna be a good time.
Copy !req
1407. Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen,
Copy !req
1408. for being here. This is, uh...
Copy !req
1409. Well, we're gonna do things
a little differently.
Copy !req
1410. I see you, by the way.
Copy !req
1411. I see that you've decided
to show up,
Copy !req
1412. and it's not...
you're not gonna ruin my night.
Copy !req
1413. Well, save your questions
for the Q&A portion.
Copy !req
1414. Um, I played this song here
that I wrote a few years ago.
Copy !req
1415. How many people feel
that way lately,
Copy !req
1416. it feels like the values,
the thing...
Copy !req
1417. "The way things used to be
ain't that way no more"
Copy !req
1418. is another expression.
Copy !req
1419. And, uh, for some,
for people like you, it's...
Copy !req
1420. it's a good opportunity...
Copy !req
1421. but for the original
San Bernardino people...
Copy !req
1422. of the '50s and '60s,
Copy !req
1423. life has not... is getting
a little weird, isn't it?
Copy !req
1424. Anyways, what else did I want
to say about that?
Copy !req
1425. Demographics.
Copy !req
1426. Um, imagine if you had
a candidate who stripped...
Copy !req
1427. who promised on the day one that
we would be eliminating crime.
Copy !req
1428. How many people would vote
for that candidate?
Copy !req
1429. And we're talking 100 percent
elimination of crime.
Copy !req
1430. That's what my candidacy
will deliver as DA.
Copy !req
1431. My name is Tim Heidecker.
Copy !req
1432. I'm a businessman,
a legal expert, an entrepreneur.
Copy !req
1433. I've got several years
of experience in this area.
Copy !req
1434. And I'm a proven leader.
Copy !req
1435. I ran a small business here
in the county,
Copy !req
1436. in Victorville, the...
Copy !req
1437. the Victorville Film Archive
Film Center.
Copy !req
1438. - You didn't run it.
- Tim: Excuse me?
Copy !req
1439. - You didn't run it.
- Tim: I did run it, actually.
Copy !req
1440. - No. I ran it.
- Actually,
Copy !req
1441. this is not a Q&A period
of the show, sir,
Copy !req
1442. so if you wouldn't mind
taking your hat off.
Copy !req
1443. That's strike two.
Copy !req
1444. And I won't be taking questions
from you, either.
Copy !req
1445. I apologize. He's an instigator.
Copy !req
1446. And how many people
have had trouble with Roset...
Copy !req
1447. with Victor Ros... I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1448. That should be
"Vincent Rosetti."
Copy !req
1449. Toni.
Copy !req
1450. But the question is,
where is Rosetti? Where is he?
Copy !req
1451. Where is... What...
He's hiding in some rat hole.
Copy !req
1452. He does not want to come
and face me in the arena.
Copy !req
1453. Okay?
Copy !req
1454. We have a rat problem.
Copy !req
1455. We got to ch... set the rat trap!
Copy !req
1456. And I'm the exterminator.
You know?
Copy !req
1457. So, we're trying
to get that going.
Copy !req
1458. We have a rat problem.
Copy !req
1459. And that would be great
if everybody
Copy !req
1460. was joining in on that.
Copy !req
1461. We have a rat problem.
Copy !req
1462. We have a rat problem.
Copy !req
1463. - We have a rat problem.
- We have a rat problem.
Copy !req
1464. And it's Rosetti the Rat.
He's corrupt.
Copy !req
1465. And I actually have
some experience,
Copy !req
1466. interestingly enough,
of dealing with corruption.
Copy !req
1467. I wrote and produced
and directed and starred in
Copy !req
1468. the great DeckerTV show,
currently on hiatus.
Copy !req
1469. And had an interesting character
that some of you guys
Copy !req
1470. probably remember,
President Jason Davidson,
Copy !req
1471. one of the most
corrupt politicians in history,
Copy !req
1472. if you could believe that.
Production always said
Copy !req
1473. how well Deckeractually dealt
Copy !req
1474. with the whole
corruption concept.
Copy !req
1475. So I'm way ahead of that,
Copy !req
1476. and we're having a good time
figuring out. So, uh...
Copy !req
1477. you put your hat back on.
Copy !req
1478. Can you take your hat off
if you're gonna be inside?
Copy !req
1479. Thank you. Medicaid fraud...
we have that in the news lately.
Copy !req
1480. I don't know if you've seen
this Medicaid fraud.
Copy !req
1481. We have people taking advantage
of the system.
Copy !req
1482. There's people out there
who are basically vegetables,
Copy !req
1483. who are brain-dead
and who have not...
Copy !req
1484. can't feed themselves.
Copy !req
1485. And then you have people who are
taking advantage of those people
Copy !req
1486. and taking a paycheck
from that experience.
Copy !req
1487. And that's something
I'm gonna be fighting for,
Copy !req
1488. so watch...
Copy !req
1489. - watch out for that.
- Gregg: You're the one that put them
Copy !req
1490. in that position
in the first place... - Tim: Excuse me?
Copy !req
1491. by depriving oxygen
with a scuba tank
Copy !req
1492. - that didn't work.
- Tim: Now, we're not getting
Copy !req
1493. into the details of that case.
That's a very sensitive case.
Copy !req
1494. And, anyways, we are, uh,
gonna open it up to the floor,
Copy !req
1495. if anybody has any questions.
It is a town hall event.
Copy !req
1496. I have a question.
Why did you... - Tim: No. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1497. We're not taking questions
from you.
Copy !req
1498. If you're wearing a hat,
Copy !req
1499. you will not be allowed
to ask a question.
Copy !req
1500. - Why did you say that...
- Tim: Ma'am... Shut up.
Copy !req
1501. Now ask your question.
You may ask a question.
Copy !req
1502. - Indidi: Hello. Good evening.
- Good evening to you.
Copy !req
1503. - So, you mentioned...
- What's your name, by the way?
Copy !req
1504. - I didn't get...
- My name is Indidi.
Copy !req
1505. - Indidi. Indeedy, we sh...
- Yes.
Copy !req
1506. Uh, Indidi, indeedy,
it's nice to see you.
Copy !req
1507. - Nice to see you, too. Yes.
- Indidi.
Copy !req
1508. So, you mentioned
how it's your pledge
Copy !req
1509. to erase crime in the community.
Copy !req
1510. How would you make sure
that defendants
Copy !req
1511. still get a fair trial
while accomplishing your goal
Copy !req
1512. of eliminating crime
in our communities?
Copy !req
1513. Terrific question. Thank you
for asking that question.
Copy !req
1514. It's really nice to get
that kind of brain here,
Copy !req
1515. that kind of thinking,
which you...
Copy !req
1516. you excel in, frankly.
Copy !req
1517. Um...
Copy !req
1518. you know, a little personal,
Copy !req
1519. but I was wrongly accused
of a crime myself.
Copy !req
1520. So, that's one of the reasons
I'm running, actually,
Copy !req
1521. Indidi, indeedy,
is why I'm running.
Copy !req
1522. Um, yes, indeedy,
that is why I'm running.
Copy !req
1523. Uh, represented myself
in court...
Copy !req
1524. and successfully, I might add,
where I was convict...
Copy !req
1525. I was not convicted.
Copy !req
1526. I was accused of something,
but I did...
Copy !req
1527. - Mass murder.
- Excuse me?
Copy !req
1528. Mass murder,
killing 19 people.
Copy !req
1529. It doesn't matter
what I was accused of.
Copy !req
1530. What matters is the truth.
Copy !req
1531. The truth is, the court
of San Bernardino
Copy !req
1532. found me not guilty,
Copy !req
1533. despite the worst best efforts
of Rosetti and his squad of rats
Copy !req
1534. and pigs.
Copy !req
1535. So, my point is,
to get to your question,
Copy !req
1536. I will be fighting
for the innocent.
Copy !req
1537. Now, if you commit a crime
on my watch...
Copy !req
1538. you're going to jail
forever, right?
Copy !req
1539. No more three strikes,
you're out. You're done.
Copy !req
1540. That's the community
we want to create.
Copy !req
1541. But if you're innocent,
let's let...
Copy !req
1542. let's let you be innocent.
Copy !req
1543. Let's not put the courts...
Let's not put you under the...
Copy !req
1544. the heel of just...
of corrupt justice.
Copy !req
1545. - Tim: Anybody else?
- Why did you say that you...
Copy !req
1546. - I didn't call on you.
- I just want to know
Copy !req
1547. why you said that you were
a small business owner
Copy !req
1548. and ran the VFA
when you didn't run the VFA.
Copy !req
1549. - You burned the VFA down.
- I did not burn...
Copy !req
1550. See, that's false accusations.
Copy !req
1551. This is what got me into trouble
in the first place.
Copy !req
1552. Two times you burned down
the film archive. - No, that's not true.
Copy !req
1553. That's off-limits,
as a subject goes, today.
Copy !req
1554. Well, if you're running
for a District Attorney job,
Copy !req
1555. people should know
that you're an arsonist.
Copy !req
1556. I'm not an... How dare you,
calling me an arsonist?
Copy !req
1557. That's illegal,
what you're doing.
Copy !req
1558. - You're...
- You had ownership
Copy !req
1559. in the film theater,
the Victorville Film Center,
Copy !req
1560. but that's different
than the archive,
Copy !req
1561. - which I ran.
- Tim: That's not...
Copy !req
1562. - I ran the archive.
- That is irrelevant
Copy !req
1563. - to this situation.
- Gregg: I ran both of them.
Copy !req
1564. - Excuse me.
- Gregg: I ran both the film center
Copy !req
1565. and the film archive,
Copy !req
1566. but you burned down
the film archive.
Copy !req
1567. You didn't run that.
Copy !req
1568. So don't tell these people
you have a small business
Copy !req
1569. in Victorville
because you never did.
Copy !req
1570. That business didn't...
wouldn't exist without me...
Copy !req
1571. - Gregg: You can't even name...
- ... actually.
Copy !req
1572. three movies
that came out in the 1980s.
Copy !req
1573. I'm not running for mayor
of Movie Town.
Copy !req
1574. I'm running
for District Attorney.
Copy !req
1575. You're delusional.
This guy, by the way,
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1576. is, like, obsessed
with collecting old videotapes.
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1577. Nobody even watches videotapes
anymore.
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1578. Yeah, they do.
A lot of people have both.
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1579. Do you have a DVD player
or a di...
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1580. - what is it? The VHS player?
- DVD.
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1581. What do you got, DVD?
You guys a couple?
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1582. You didn't run the film archive,
is my point,
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1583. 'cause you don't know
anything about movies,
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1584. so you couldn't have
run a film archive.
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1585. What do you... what do you care?
Why are you here?
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1586. - You're here to ruin me.
- Gregg: I'm here
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1587. because I needed to give
something to
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1588. - your cameraman...
- Shame on you. This guy is a pig.
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1589. He's coming... He's driven
in here from Hollywood...
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1590. He's driven in here
from Hollywood... - Gregg: So did you.
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1591. - to disrupt the process.
- You don't live here.
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1592. Huh? I do live here.
I live right here
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1593. in this building.
I am a resident of the... - Just 'cause you rented
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1594. - a hotel room for a night...
- Tim: I'm a resident of...
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1595. This is a work-home environment.
And I have my mail coming...
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1596. How do I have my fucking mail
coming here...
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1597. How do I have
my fucking mail coming here...
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1598. - Gregg: You could get P.O. box.
- ... if it's not where I live?
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1599. - Rosetti owns a house.
- Stay out of this process.
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1600. That's my message.
So, I'm sorry.
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1601. I apologize for the use
of the "F" word and, uh...
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1602. Yes. Thank you.
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1603. I asked him to go,
and he didn't listen.
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1604. Fuck!
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1605. - Tim!
- I'm sorry!
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1606. I'm looking at you
the whole fucking way!
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1607. Why don't you ask him
to get security...
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1608. get somebody
to get fucking security? - Tim, calm down! Calm down!
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1609. - Fuck this!
- Toni: You can't use that word!
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1610. I just wanted to get that
videotape back on the weekend,
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1611. so I'll be in touch
with you guys.
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1612. But go ahead and watch it
and then see what you think,
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1613. and I'll get it on the weekend.
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1614. Okay. Thanks.
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1615. Rewind it.
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1616. So sorry, everybody,
for his outburst.
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1617. He's been under a lot of stress.
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1618. I'm sorry, everybody.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
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1619. You don't understand.
I'm a very passionate guy.
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1620. I'm passionate for you guys.
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1621. And it's been a lot of...
been a long time...
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1622. it's been a long, um,
couple of days, okay?
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1623. I am so sorry.
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1624. Thank you.
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1625. - Can we take some food?
- Yeah.
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1626. - Toni: Absolutely.
- Tim: Help yourself.
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1627. Please, help yourself.
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1628. Thank you, guys.
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1629. We'll get them in...
We'll get out tomorrow
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1630. and get down there
and just get out there.
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1631. I mean, there's not a lot
of people there,
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1632. so it doesn't matter.
It's not like they're gonna...
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1633. If it was bad,
it would be 1000 people.
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1634. It'd be everybody
talking about... -
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1635. You guys are gonna need to take
a piss break or something.
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1636. I got to be alone.
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1637. Oh, it's like,
I told you guys that Tim's nuts.
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1638. Gregg, can you take
your hat off for a second?
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1639. - Just the lights.
- Do I need to?
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1640. It's just casting a shadow
on your face.
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1641. He goes in there, and he starts
dropping the VFA name
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1642. to try to win voters over.
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1643. And it's not really fair
to movie buffs
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1644. that might think
they should vote for him
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1645. that he has something to do
with that archive,
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1646. other than having
caught it on fire.
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1647. I told you that he was nuts
and you were wasting your time,
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1648. and you didn't listen.
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1649. And now you're still
wasting your time
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1650. 'cause you want to talk
about him more.
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1651. What you should talk about
is the movies.
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1652. But you guys don't seem
too interested,
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1653. so best of luck to you.
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1654. All right, well, is there anybody else I can speak with?
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1655. Because...
You know what I mean?
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1656. Like, is there anybody above you
I can speak with?
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1657. 'Cause this seems like...
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1658. If they're printed already,
is there not a way
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1659. to hold the elect...
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1660. I don't know, stop...
like, delay the election
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1661. until we can fix the mistake?
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1662. Because... So,
what are you telling me?
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1663. That I have to, what?
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1664. That they... Can they write
my name in at this point?
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1665. If I'm not on the ballot,
how am I supposed to compete
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1666. if those two other fuckers
are on the ba...
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1667. No. I apologize.
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1668. If those two guys
are on the ballot, right?
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1669. So, you're...
This whole thing... You're...
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1670. This board of elections
in San Bernardino County...
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1671. I know.
You've won this round, I guess,
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1672. but I'm gonna get the word out
starting tonight.
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1673. We're gonna start
making phone calls.
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1674. Well, that's a little...
too little... little too late.
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1675. We're a little past that.
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1676. And if you guys would have been
more cooperative
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1677. from the beginning and...
then we wouldn't be here.
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1678. So, tell your boss
to go fuck himself.
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1679. Hello? Yeah.
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1680. - Great.
- Oh, Tim.
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1681. You know, it's blank!
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1682. Tim.
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1683. Okay, we're not on the ballot.
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1684. We are a write-in candidacy.
It's an insurgency candidacy.
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1685. And that's the news.
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1686. So, I'm gonna get some ice.
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1687. Tim! Jesus Christ.
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1688. Oh, my God.
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1689. Toni?
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1690. - Toni: Tim? Tim?
- Hey, I'm sorry.
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1691. You have to calm down,
Tim.
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1692. - I'm calm. I'm sorry.
- Toni: Calm down.
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1693. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Stop throwing things.
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1694. I didn't... I just threw a beer.
I'm not being violent.
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1695. I... I...
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1696. I don't even know what to say
to any of this at this point.
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1697. Yeah.
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1698. Well, I need a little bit
of space right now.
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1699. So why don't you, um...
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1700. why don't you give me that
right now?
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1701. I think I just need...
I need a little bit of...
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1702. I need a little bit
of space, so...
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1703. Do you want to just give me
a little bit of that?
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1704. Of course.
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1705. Yeah.
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1706. Beginning to get results trickling in
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1707. and will continue to do so
over the next few hours.
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1708. We will keep you up-to-date
on local
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1709. and national election results right here on KTIE.
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1710. The race that many of you
have your eyes on...
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1711. And just a quick
update on some local races.
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1712. In San Bernardino County,
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1713. Stephen Zupuato has defeated
the incumbent
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1714. Melanie Fisher,
for County Clerk.
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1715. And it looks like incumbent
Vincent Rosetti
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1716. was able to narrowly defeat
newcomer Carlos Sandoval
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1717. fifty-two to forty-eight
percent.
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1718. For San Bernardino County
Auditor-Controller,
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1719. Richard Davis has defeated
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1720. Assistant Auditor-Controller
Oscar...
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1721. That's it.
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1722. Reporter Jay Shay-Sibesta
is standing by...
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1723. The winner,
fair and square.
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1724. and will be giving you
updates from...
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1725. Siri, call Riset... Hey, Siri.
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1726. Call Rosetti... Call...
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1727. I need to...
Can you connect me
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1728. to the DA office
in Can Bernardino office?
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1729. Hello. Is it Vincent?
It's Tim Heidecker...
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1730. calling to concede to you
for winning election...
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1731. the election...
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1732. and wish you congra...
wish you luck.
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1733. And it was a good, hard race.
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1734. And you won.
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1735. I know that you were behind
many of the tricks
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1736. that you screwed me
with getting...
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1737. shutting my... shutting down
the press and everything else.
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1738. And, uh...
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1739. uh... you uh...
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1740. you suck, you know?
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1741. And you...
you had the easiest case ever
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1742. in the history of courts
against me,
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1743. and you had the smoking gun,
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1744. and you couldn't even
close that.
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1745. So, just... You got to sleep
with that shit.
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1746. And I'm gonna get you
next election cycle.
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1747. We're living in a culture
that is more and more about...
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1748. what's glittery,
style over substance.
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1749. And Mr. Heidecker brought that
into the courtroom.
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1750. We don't value substance.
We don't value character.
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1751. I mean,
Mr. Heidecker's character,
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1752. as far as I'm concerned, is nil.
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1753. There is no character there.
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1754. I lost my heart...
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1755. for the courtroom after that.
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1756. Once you lose that
sense of purpose...
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1757. I don't care
what profession you're in...
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1758. it's time to move on.
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1759. So, this is, uh...
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1760. this is it. This is the spot.
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1761. It's the site
of the Electric Sun, uh,
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1762. 20 music festival...
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1763. that they've condemned,
but you can sneak in here.
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1764. I haven't really been back here
since that night.
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1765. This place was a...
was just filled with bodies.
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1766. That's, like, my last memory
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1767. 'cause I was kind of
buzzed myself.
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1768. So I was seeing, sort of,
flashes of...
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1769. sick kids and, you know...
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1770. I don't know how much
you want to talk about that.
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1771. You know, shit happens.
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1772. It was, you know,
one of those bittersweet things
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1773. because it... it was such
a horrible, tragic event
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1774. that we would take back
in a minute,
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1775. but at the same time,
it got me to this place
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1776. where I was able to come out
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1777. and get in the ring,
get in the arena.
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1778. And, um, as much as I lost,
you know, and didn't...
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1779. didn't win,
that's the risk I took.
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1780. And that is not something
I would ever change.
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1781. I wouldn't change a thing.
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1782. If they're doing...
they would have counted the...
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1783. the absentee ballots
and everything like that, right,
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1784. like, the provisional
ballots and... Yeah.
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1785. I fought fair,
I fought honestly,
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1786. and you know, I should probably
give Rosetti a concession call.
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1787. Um...
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1788. You know? I guess that's the...
the right thing to do, which...
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1789. You know, I should have done
that last night.
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1790. I'm gonna do something,
and you can film it or not.
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1791. I don't care.
I just... saw this.
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1792. This is for the Electric Sun 19,
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1793. who accidentally overdosed
on medicine that was...
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1794. that was tainted
by the Chinese government.
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1795. And, uh, I'm sorry that I...
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1796. that I was in any way connected
with it and that I was a...
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1797. a bystander
to the massacre here.
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1798. And forever we...
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1799. we know that you guys
are looking down on us, and...
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1800. you know, we wish you were
with us today.
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1801. Let me put that here.
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1802. Does this work if I stand it up?
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1803. How's this look?
Can you get this and...
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1804. Can you get the flowers,
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1805. if you rake up from flowers
to me, mountains, sky?
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1806. That's your.. probably
your end shot, right?
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1807. Dedicated... Something with text
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1808. dedicated to the memory
of the Electric Sun 19?
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1809. Something like that?
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1810. Yup. Okay, cool. Great.
We got it? Cool.
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1811. I think that'll play nice
as your ending.
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1812. I don't want to tell you
what to do, but if you can
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1813. just send me a rough cut
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1814. and I'll give you notes, um,
that would be great.
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1815. I think you guys did
a great job.
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1816. From what I could see,
everything looked great.
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1817. I wish you would have gotten
a version where I won.
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1818. That would have made,
probably, a more interesting
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1819. documentary for you.
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1820. But maybe next time
you can follow me around
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1821. on my next adventure,
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1822. "Whale Man," or whatever it is,
run for governor.
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1823. Ah! That's Toni.
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1824. Okay, I got to call her.
She wants to talk.
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1825. But that's just sort of me
and her,
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1826. so that's a wrap on this,
I believe, don't you think?
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1827. - Josh: Yep.
- Tim: Okay.
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1828. And don't use any of that shit
with Gregg, you know...
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1829. or the stuff
in the hotel room with the...
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1830. Just keep it... Keep it
sort of positive, I think.
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1831. Good luck.
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