1. Illumination!
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2. Ooh. Minion!
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4. Hey! Hey!
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- Grab her!
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7. - Yeah, baby!
- Attention, all units.
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9. Look out!
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10. - You like that?
- Hey!
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11. Repeating, all units,
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12. Ooh, baby!
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13. The Anti-Villain League
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16. Yeah! I got this.
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17. Good work.
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18. The map to the legendary
Zodiac Stone.
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24. Hello, beautiful.
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25. Whoa!
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26. What?
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27. Oh.
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28. Ha ha! Yes!
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29. The Zodiac Stone.
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30. Whoa.
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37. Hurry up. I got a bunch of
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42. I got it. I got the stone.
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I started this group.
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49. Oh, please. We're villains.
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50. There's no such thing.
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51. It's time
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56. - when you grow up?
- Ooh! Ooh, ooh!
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57. - Samantha.
- I want to be a doctor.
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- Oh, oh!
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60. I want to be a teacher.
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61. No, you do not.
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62. - Ooh! Me, me!
- Yes.
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Yeah.
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67. Gru?
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71. Supervillain?
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72. - Supervillain.
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73. - Kelly!
- Daddy!
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74. - Brett!
- Mom!
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75. Gru!
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77. Oh. My favorite tiny relatives.
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82. Hey, are you guys pumped
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83. Let's go!
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85. Shark! A shark!
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86. Oh!
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87. I am a pinball wizard.
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88. Swish. Swish.
Swish. Swish. Swish.
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89. Swish. Swish.
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90. Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.
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91. - Bello. -Bello.
- Bello.
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92. - Bello. Bello.
- Bello. -Bello.
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93. Everything you got.
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94. A little more. Come on.
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97. Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray!
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98. Cheese-Ray!
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99. Don't cheese me, bro.
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100. Pank you!
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101. Mmm!
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102. Worth every calorie.
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103. Ah, mmm!
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104. Bills, magazines,
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106. Huh?
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107. Ooh!
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108. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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109. Holy guacamole!
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110. Where can we listen?
Where can we listen?
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111. Hello, Mr. Gru.
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112. We've received your application
to the world's best
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the Vicious Six.
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has become available,
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119. "You're no good."
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120. "You're no good." Mm-hmm.
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123. Explode? Oh.
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124. Oh, no, no, no, no!
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125. Oot!
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126. Oot! Oot!
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127. Oot! Oot!
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128. Ooh. Very big news, Mom!
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130. Mom?
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131. What?
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around here,
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139. They are killing
my mellow vibes.
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141. Come on. Let's go tell
the troops the good news.
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144. This is fantastic!
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145. Oh, construction
looks great, guys.
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147. Goose bumps!
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148. Well, you've got to break
a few eggs to make an omelet.
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149. Am I right?
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150. - Oh, great job, Ryan.
- Wh-Wh-What?
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151. I said great job!
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152. - Wh-What?
- Never mind.
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157. Okay, everybody, get over here.
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158. Now, listen up.
Buckle your overalls.
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159. Hold on to your goggles.
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160. The Vicious Six wants
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161. Tomorrow.
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162. Mini-Boss!
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163. Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
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164. All right, all right.
I'm not mini.
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166. And also, they haven't
accepted me yet.
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167. Hello, Otto. What is it?
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168. Blah, blah, blah.
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172. I... Okay.
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173. You know what would be fun?
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178. Tomorrow is the biggest day
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179. Watch out, world.
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180. Here comes Gru!
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181. - Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
- I'm not...
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182. Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
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183. Oh!
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189. Oh.
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193. I'm not buying
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195. Oh, really? You, too?
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196. - Mm-hmm.
- Get in.
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197. - Good night.
- Good night.
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198. Yes, yes, yes. Good night.
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199. - Good night!
- Oh!
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200. Oh, I just want
to get some sleep.
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201. The Vicious Six is ready
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of villainy.
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when the clock strikes midnight
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begins,
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gonna be unleashed.
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207. With the power of the Zodiac,
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the Anti-Villain League.
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211. Can you dig it?
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212. Do I dig it? Do I dig it?
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213. I don't dig it.
There's nothing to dig.
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leave me for dead, huh?
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215. Kick me to the curb
like a piece of old meat?
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216. Oh, they got no idea
what's coming.
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217. - Um...
- Oh, I'm gonna make them suffer
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218. - for what they've done to me.
- Uh, Mr. Knuckles?
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219. - Oh, boy.
- Hey, Mr. Knuckles.
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223. What a mouth on you.
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225. You are? Oh!
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226. Always be prepared.
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229. That's worth
all the money in the world.
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230. Hey, guys, forget about it.
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231. You're gonna get paid.
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232. But first, we got to get
my stone back.
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233. Yee-haw!
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237. Right, right.
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238. Okay.
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241. I was like,
"Who are these tiny tater tots?
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242. And where did they get
so much denim?"
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243. And you just wouldn't quit.
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246. Huh?
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since then,
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the Vicious Six,
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250. and you guys are...
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252. Uh, the job you did
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258. Never mind.
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259. Look, I think I just need
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260. See you later, alligators.
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261. Uh, Kevin? Kevin!
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262. Uh, Ot-Ot-Otto. O-Otto.
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263. Go, go, go!
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264. Hey, I'm walking here!
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265. Wow!
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if you're... no good.
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on the name yet.
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277. Come here.
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291. That's Dr. Nefario.
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296. Try backwards.
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297. Ah.
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298. Welcome to the Vicious Six.
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299. Whoa.
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300. That is pretty... Whoa!
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301. Hello.
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302. Everybody here
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303. Me, too.
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304. So, what do you guys got
going on later?
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306. You gonna get
into some mischief?
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307. Okay.
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308. Send the first one in.
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309. They're ready
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310. Oh, good.
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311. Great.
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312. Oh...
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313. Distinguished villains,
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this kind of volume.
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323. But now that I'm 11
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325. All right, who let the kid in?
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327. What's wrong with you?
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328. You seriously think a puny
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329. Um, yes.
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330. I-I am pretty despicable.
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331. You don't want to cross me.
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332. Evil is for adults
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ancient stones and wreak havoc.
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334. And not for tubby little punks
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learning,
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338. "Sucking his..."
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339. Come back when you've done
something to impress me.
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340. Who's next?
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341. I am Wing Man,
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343. Behold, the power of flight!
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344. All right, joke's over.
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345. Showtime.
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347. Yeah, yeah.
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348. To the left. That's right.
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349. Bring him in,
bring him in, boys.
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350. Everybody pile on!
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351. He took the stone!
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352. I'll get him!
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353. Oh! Ah!
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355. Oh! Oh!
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- What? -Uh...
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- Oh, look at you.
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Nice choice.
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362. Who the heck is that? A kid?
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363. Oh, guys.
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371. Knock, knock. Delivery.
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377. Oh, not now.
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378. Come on, come on!
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379. Oh!
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380. Yeah, baby.
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386. We're coming for you, tiny man.
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387. - Yeah!
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388. Josh, pump it up.
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389. Up, up, up!
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390. They all said the kid
couldn't be a real villain.
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391. Well...
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392. this kid just stole something
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394. When I bring it back to them,
they are going to say...
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a terrible mistake.
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Unacceptable!
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that you weren't ready
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and you have proven me correct.
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to Belle Bottom? She'll...
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450. You're alive?
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451. Wow. My favorite villain
is also my kidnapper?
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452. This could be
a great opportunity
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454. Shut up and give me the stone.
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456. Here's the thing about that.
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457. Kind of a funny story.
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459. And it's all
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461. What the heck is this?
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I don't have it!
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stick a needle in my eye.
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470. It's ransom time.
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471. No, no, no. My mom will
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475. Huh?
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476. Bello. La casa de Mini-Boss.
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- Kevin.
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- Okay. Go, go, go.
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498. Oh?
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499. Oh!
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500. Oh, the stone!
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501. Uh, si.
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502. Gave that to my uncle.
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503. It's more his style.
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504. Oh.
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505. La-la... la stone-a!
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506. K-Kevin! Kevin!
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507. La stone-a!
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508. I told you.
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509. I don't know where he went,
you stupid Twinkies.
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510. Uh, okay.
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511. Uh, pank you. Eh, bye-bye.
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512. Huh?
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513. Oh, not cool, man.
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514. San Pan-pisco. Oh!
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515. Let's rock and roll.
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516. Time to get our stone back.
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517. We're coming for you, Mr. Gru.
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518. Hallelujah!
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519. Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!
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520. Smash! Smash!
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521. Flight 1109 will now depart
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522. at gate 27B.
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523. Ah. Bello.
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524. Uh, trey ticket-as
por San Pan-pisco.
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525. San Francisco? Okay.
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526. - How will you be paying?
- Ah.
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527. Uh...
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528. No problemo.
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529. Oh, great.
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530. You know, if you have
any hair balls,
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531. we can upgrade you
to first class.
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532. Get out.
Copy !req
533. So there I was.
We lost thrust in both engines,
Copy !req
534. and I had to turn back
at LaGuardia.
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535. Ooh-la-la.
Copy !req
536. - Hey, Sally.
- Hey.
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537. Hmm.
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538. Ah.
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539. Okay. Vamos.
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540. Ooh.
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541. Bello.
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542. - Peanut?
- Oh. Yes, please.
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543. Ah...
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544. Mm. Uh, peanut.
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545. - Peanut.
- Uh...
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546. Peanut? Peanut.
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547. Peanut?
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548. Hey, baby, peanut?
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549. Ah? Ah?
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550. Uh... aw.
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551. Hey!
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552. Huh?
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553. Hmm?
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554. Huh?
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555. Hmm.
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556. Uh, uh...
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557. Ah.
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558. Oh, bello!
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559. Bello.
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560. Oh, uh...
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561. Ah.
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562. You see me, you see me not.
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563. You see me, you see me not.
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564. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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565. No. No ha-ha.
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566. You got real moxie, kid,
stealing from the Vicious Six.
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567. I got moxie, really?
Copy !req
568. Did I just receive a
compliment from Wild Knuckles?
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569. Oh, all my dreams...
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570. are coming true right now!
Copy !req
571. Well, it's about to become
your nightmare.
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572. Welcome to my newest
torture device,
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573. the Disco Inferno.
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574. Your Minions better get here
by sundown tomorrow,
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575. because if 48 hours of disco
don't kill you,
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576. the blade will.
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577. No, no, no, no, no!
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578. Stone-a! Stone-a!
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579. Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!
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580. Stone-a!
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581. Stone-a! Stone-a!
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582. Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!
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583. - Stone-a! Stone-a!
- Hey!
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584. Stone-a! Stone-a!
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585. Stone-a! Stone-a!
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586. Stone-a! Stone-a...
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587. Look-a the map-a.
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588. Gru...
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589. Bello!
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590. Next stop, Green Street.
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591. Bye-bye.
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592. Huh?
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593. Hey, hey. Look-a.
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594. Come-ay! Come-ay!
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595. Mini-Boss.
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596. Stuart.
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597. - Mini-Boss.
- No, no, no.
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598. Okay, okay.
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599. Uh, uh...
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600. Okay. Go, go, go.
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601. Hmm.
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602. Hey. Go, go, go.
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603. Huh?
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604. Hey, wait a minute.
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605. Bello.
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606. Oh, no!
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607. Trespassers!
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608. Get 'em!
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609. Hey, you. Come back here!
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610. Go, go!
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611. Kevin! Oh, okay.
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612. Get your little butts
back here!
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613. Okay, now, you might feel
a little pinch.
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614. Got you now.
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615. Time to break some bones.
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616. Any plans for the weekend?
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617. Take five deep breaths.
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618. I'll be right back.
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619. Hey!
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620. You like picking
on little guys, huh?
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621. Go take a nap, old lady.
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622. Old lady?
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623. I am a master of the ancient
Shaolin art of kung fu.
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624. Ah.
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625. Huh?
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626. Ha-ha!
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627. Get lost!
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628. If you come back
to our place, you're dead.
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629. Uh, come-ay.
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630. Oh, pank you.
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631. Pank you...
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632. You can thank me by going away.
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633. I'm working.
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634. kung fu...
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635. You want to learn kung fu?
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636. Bello, chica.
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637. kung fu
por smoochie, smoochie?
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638. Mm, mm.
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639. My teaching days are over.
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640. This is my life now.
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641. kung fu para...
para save-a le Mini-Boss.
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642. P-Por favor.
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643. Ai-ya.
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644. Fine.
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645. I will teach you.
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646. Hey!
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647. Those are not for you.
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648. Uh, excuse-a, excuse-a.
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649. The name of the game
is sell, sell, sell!
Copy !req
650. What?
Copy !req
651. Where's Gru?
Copy !req
652. Huh? How should I know?
Copy !req
653. What's with the costumes?
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654. Halloween was four months ago.
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655. You look stupid. Buzz off.
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656. Shoo!
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657. I'm getting my meat tenderizer.
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658. Let me help you
with that, dearie.
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659. Uh-uh-uh. Don't touch me.
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660. Now, where's the boy?
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661. Oh, I didn't mean to scare you.
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662. Don't worry.
We're not mad at him.
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663. We just want to...
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664. hire him.
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665. Where is he?
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666. Wild Knuckles, San Pan-pisco.
Copy !req
667. Wild Knuckles is alive?
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668. And working with the kid.
Copy !req
669. - Hmm.
- Oh.
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670. We're going to San Francisco.
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671. Let's hit it.
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672. You had better be paying
for my roof.
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673. Ay, ay, ay.
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674. - Ooh.
- Pretty groovy, huh?
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675. We begin with a basic kick.
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676. Now you.
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677. Okay.
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678. No kicking.
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679. This is a melon hammer.
It's a weapon.
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680. This is Fred.
He is a dummy.
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681. Never underestimate a dummy.
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682. - Ha. Dummy.
- Bello, Fred.
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683. Now attack!
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684. Stuart! Stuart!
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685. Fred.
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686. Doubt tells me
I cannot break this wood.
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687. Uh-huh.
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688. But doubt exists
only in the mind.
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689. You know what I say to my mind?
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690. Now you.
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691. Uh, uh...
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692. - Huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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693. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
Copy !req
694. Okay. Clearly, we are not
ready for philosophy.
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695. Let's just train.
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696. Ho, hey! Ho, hey!
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697. Ooh! Ho, hey!
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698. Oh, whoa, whoa,
okay, okay, okay.
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699. Yeah!
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700. Yeah!
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701. Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha!
Copy !req
702. Hoo!
Copy !req
703. - Huh?
- Rest up.
Copy !req
704. Tomorrow's going to be
even worse.
Copy !req
705. What, you're quitting?
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706. I told you,
when I get that stone,
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707. we're gonna be unstoppable.
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708. I have had enough!
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709. There's nothing sadder
than an aging villain.
Copy !req
710. So long, old man!
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711. Guys, come on.
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712. We're a team.
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713. Is this heaven?
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714. I just had to fire my henchmen.
Copy !req
715. You know why? 'Cause they
weren't getting the job done.
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716. Okay, I'm just gonna
untie you now
Copy !req
717. because I-I, uh...
Copy !req
718. I-I need you to do some stuff
for me around the house.
Copy !req
719. And it might be, you know, uh,
kind of nice to have a...
Copy !req
720. a little company around here.
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721. Oh. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
722. Two villains
just doing some chores.
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723. Who knows what kind of trouble
we could get into?
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724. What's that?
That's your evil chuckle?
Copy !req
725. - Obviously.
- Well, it stinks.
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726. You sound like a clown
who swallowed a kazoo.
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727. Really?
Well, you look like a wizard
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728. going through
an end-of-life crisis.
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729. Easy there, Don Rickles.
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730. Who's Don Rickles?
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731. Stone-a.
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732. Stone-a.
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733. Stone-a!
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734. Stone-a...
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735. Dude.
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736. Ah, I thought we lost you there
for a minute.
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737. Hey, chill, chill,
ch-chill, ch...
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738. Hey, you want to try this on,
little dude?
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739. La stone-a!
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740. Hey, hey, hey, soul brother,
where you jettin' off to?
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741. San Pan-pisco.
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742. Ha! Frisco disco!
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743. - Wow.
- It's your lucky day, kid.
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744. I'm headed up the coast.
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745. - I could drop you off
on the way. -
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746. Yee-haw!
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747. la stone-a!
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748. Oh, look-a!
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749. Huh? Hey.
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750. Start with the pool.
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751. This place has got to be
spick-and-span.
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752. What are you doing?
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753. You look like
the overcooked turkey
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754. my mom makes on Thanksgiving.
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755. Oh, God.
Copy !req
756. Oh, yeah.
I forgot to mention,
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757. the pool is filled
with my pet crocodiles.
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758. Yeah, well, well,
doesn't scare me.
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759. Be careful.
I can't have you lose an arm,
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760. because I need you to change
some light bulbs after this.
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761. Here, let me show you
how it's done.
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762. Betsy, knock it off.
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763. Hey!
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764. Whoa! Oh, no.
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765. Marvin, no, no. Stop that.
Copy !req
766. Whoa. Help! Oh, no.
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767. The net!
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768. I got you! I got you!
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769. I don't got you.
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770. Take my hand.
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771. Whoa. Whoa.
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772. I got you!
Copy !req
773. You could've run,
but you... but you didn't.
Copy !req
774. I told you, you are my
favorite villain in the world.
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775. I could not let you
get eaten by crocodiles.
Copy !req
776. Even though that would've been
kind of cool to watch.
Copy !req
777. So... so you want to be
a great villain, huh?
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778. That's all I ever wanted.
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779. You want, uh...
I don't know, you want me...
Copy !req
780. you want me to teach you
a thing or two?
Copy !req
781. Mm-hmm-hmm!
Copy !req
782. Many fighters have asked me,
Copy !req
783. how did I become
a great master?
Copy !req
784. Hey, look-a!
Copy !req
785. Even the smallest of us
are capable of great things.
Copy !req
786. You just dig down deep,
Copy !req
787. find your inner beast, and...
Copy !req
788. Uh... gesundheit?
Copy !req
789. Now you try.
Copy !req
790. Uh...
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791. Find your inner beast!
Copy !req
792. Stop this kick.
Copy !req
793. We have a lot more work to do.
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794. Eh? Eh?
Copy !req
795. Kevin, Stuart and Bob,
you are ready.
Copy !req
796. No, no, no, no, no!
Copy !req
797. Ready for your junior kung fu
achievement badges.
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798. They're dead.
Copy !req
799. always stay in character.
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800. Got it, Grandpa.
Copy !req
801. Say, do you mind
if we use the john?
Copy !req
802. Poindexter here can't
hold it in till we get home.
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803. Uh-huh.
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804. The Bank of Evil.
Copy !req
805. It's showtime, kid.
Copy !req
806. Follow my lead,
and don't forget your cue.
Copy !req
807. Hello. I, uh...
I just need to cash this.
Copy !req
808. Oh, wowie zowie!
What a big bank.
Copy !req
809. How many security guards
are in here?
Copy !req
810. Who's this little guy?
Copy !req
811. Well, that's my grandson,
who still has not learned
Copy !req
812. that children should be seen
and not heard.
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813. Kids.
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814. I actually have
a son of my own.
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815. He looks weird.
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816. Oh, don't listen to him.
Copy !req
817. Your son is very, uh, cute.
Copy !req
818. Hmm.
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819. Oh, no!
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820. Oh.
Copy !req
821. Oh, help!
I'm seeing a white light.
Copy !req
822. Helen, I'm coming for ya!
Copy !req
823. Helen, I'm coming for ya.
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824. Oh. Help!
Copy !req
825. Help my-my pop-pop!
Copy !req
826. Somebody help him!
Copy !req
827. Huh?
Copy !req
828. My grandpa!
Copy !req
829. We need a doctor!
Copy !req
830. This is the big one.
Copy !req
831. - Whoa!
- Oh.
Copy !req
832. You hear that?
Copy !req
833. It's the sweet sound of angels.
Copy !req
834. Help!
Copy !req
835. Do something!
Copy !req
836. My life is flashing
before my eyes.
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837. No, no, no. The other way.
Copy !req
838. The other way.
Copy !req
839. All right, everyone stand back.
Copy !req
840. Uh-oh.
Copy !req
841. - Clear!
- No, wait a minute. Wait.
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842. Don't give up on me now, buddy.
Copy !req
843. No, no, no, I'm feeling better.
Copy !req
844. Clear!
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845. Maximum charge.
Copy !req
846. - Clear!
- Thank you.
Copy !req
847. You saved my grandpa.
Copy !req
848. Uh, did we...
did we do the heist?
Copy !req
849. Grandpas say
the darndest things.
Copy !req
850. - You dropped these.
- Um...
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851. Look what I got!
Copy !req
852. Hey. Not bad.
Copy !req
853. Not bad at all.
Copy !req
854. We make a good team.
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855. We do?
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856. Oh, yeah.
Hey, we got to keep at it.
Copy !req
857. Wait till you see what
I'm gonna teach you next.
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858. I cannot wait.
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859. Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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860. Mm-hmm.
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861. Yoo-hoo. Mini-Boss.
Copy !req
862. Okay, Stuart...
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863. Bob...
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864. Time to strike!
Copy !req
865. - Mini-Boss!
- Yoo-hoo.
Copy !req
866. Aah! They're not here.
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867. Fan out and find them.
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868. Something big's going down
in Frisco.
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869. Look-a. Ooh.
Copy !req
870. - Whoo, there it is.
- Whoa.
Copy !req
871. It's been one heck
of a ride, little man.
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872. Ah, dude.
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873. You know, I'm gonna miss you.
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874. Hey, soul brother, good luck!
Copy !req
875. Wow.
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876. Oh...
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877. Ooh.
Copy !req
878. My friend, you're now
Copy !req
879. gonna learn
from the old school.
Copy !req
880. Oh, no.
Copy !req
881. I can't believe
they did this to me!
Copy !req
882. I-I taught them
everything they know!
Copy !req
883. We were a team!
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884. I give up.
Copy !req
885. Hey, you are a great bad guy,
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886. and they are stupid idiots.
Copy !req
887. Only dream I ever had
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888. was doing bad stuff
with my buddies.
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889. old, alone.
Copy !req
890. Well, you are old,
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891. but you're not alone.
Copy !req
892. All right.
Copy !req
893. Listen up, buster.
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894. We are starting a new team,
Copy !req
895. and it's going to be called
The Terrible Twos.
Copy !req
896. We can find
a better name later,
Copy !req
897. but right now
we're going to find that stone
Copy !req
898. and show everybody
that you still got it.
Copy !req
899. Come on.
You're just a little kid.
Copy !req
900. It's over. Go home.
Copy !req
901. - But you said we...
- Go home!
Copy !req
902. Come on, come on. Let's go!
Copy !req
903. Whoa!
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904. Otto?
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905. Otto!
Copy !req
906. - Yee-haw!
- Otto!
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907. Hyah! Hyah!
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908. Hey!
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909. Otto! It's Mini-Boss!
Copy !req
910. Ah! Mini-Boss!
Copy !req
911. - Mini-Boss!
- Otto!
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912. Look-a! Look-a!
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913. Stone-a.
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914. You found the stone.
Copy !req
915. Otto, I'm so proud of you.
Copy !req
916. Oh...
Copy !req
917. All right,
we don't have much time.
Copy !req
918. - We got to get this
to Wild Knuckles. -Oh, okay.
Copy !req
919. Okay.
Copy !req
920. Get him!
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921. Go, go, go!
Copy !req
922. Long time, no see, punk.
Copy !req
923. I'll take that.
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924. Yes!
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925. Don't move!
Copy !req
926. - Huh?
- Right there! Freeze!
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927. Anti-Villain League.
Copy !req
928. You are under arrest.
Copy !req
929. Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody.
Copy !req
930. Did you forget what time it is?
Copy !req
931. Happy New Year!
Copy !req
932. Fire!
Copy !req
933. Stand your ground.
Copy !req
934. - Look out!
- Whoa!
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935. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Copy !req
936. no, no, no, no, no!
Copy !req
937. Where do you think
you're going? Hmm?
Copy !req
938. You stole from us,
and now you're gonna pay!
Copy !req
939. Enjoy being torn apart.
Copy !req
940. Hey!
Mini-Boss!
Copy !req
941. Guys!
Copy !req
942. Oh. Why don't we
make this a fair fight?
Copy !req
943. Oh, you thought I was serious.
Copy !req
944. Run!
Copy !req
945. No!
Copy !req
946. Hello, traitors.
Copy !req
947. Remember me?
Copy !req
948. You.
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949. You can leave me for dead,
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950. you can destroy
everything I own,
Copy !req
951. but I will not let you
hurt that kid!
Copy !req
952. Oh, so you're gonna
save the kid?
Copy !req
953. Yeah, you and what army?
Copy !req
954. This army!
Copy !req
955. Okay. This army.
Copy !req
956. Dig down deep.
Copy !req
957. Find your inner beast.
Copy !req
958. Mmm.
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959. Otto!
Copy !req
960. Hurry! Faster!
Copy !req
961. No!
Copy !req
962. Got you.
Copy !req
963. Go, go, go!
Copy !req
964. No.
Copy !req
965. Get away from him!
Copy !req
966. Destroy the kid.
Copy !req
967. Oh!
Copy !req
968. No!
Copy !req
969. Hey, hey.
How does it feel to be beaten
Copy !req
970. by a tubby little punk?
Copy !req
971. You guys were amazing!
Copy !req
972. The kung fu—
where did that come from?
Copy !req
973. Obviously,
you guys are rehired.
Copy !req
974. - Oh.
- Stuart!
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975. It's all yours, sir.
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976. Where do you want it?
Copy !req
977. Can you feel this, sir?
Right here.
Copy !req
978. Oh, no.
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979. Wild Knuckles.
Copy !req
980. Hey.
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981. Y-You're gonna be okay, right?
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982. Don't worry about me, kid.
Copy !req
983. I'll be fine.
Copy !req
984. Finally.
Copy !req
985. You're going away
for a long, long time.
Copy !req
986. Yeah, well,
I wouldn't bet on it.
Copy !req
987. No.
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988. See you soon, kiddo.
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989. Ooh-la-la.
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990. Wild Knuckles was
my favorite villain.
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991. We didn't have much time
together,
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992. but the time we did have,
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993. I'm so grateful for.
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994. I've been thinking about
how you won't see me grow up
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995. or be there for
all the terrible things
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996. that I'm going to do.
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997. And believe me,
there are gonna be
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998. some awful things.
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999. But I'm going to
make you proud.
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1000. I'm going to be
the best villain ever
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1001. because of you.
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1002. Because you taught me
what matters.
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1003. You can't do anything alone.
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1004. Find your tribe,
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1005. and never, ever let them go.
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1006. Otto?
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1007. Si.
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1008. You better stay out
of trouble, kid.
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1009. I will lead a good
and honest life.
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1010. You're alive?
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1011. Oh!
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1012. You just blew my mind.
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1013. How did you do that?
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1014. I cannot wait
to fake my own death
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1015. to avoid the authorities.
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1016. Shoot for the moon, kid.
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1017. Shoot for the moon.
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1018. See you later, suckers!
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1019. Sorry, we're closed.
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1020. Whoa.
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1021. I just wanted
to thank you for this.
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1022. Worked like a charm.
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1023. All right, let me cut
to the chase here.
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1024. I need a genius mad scientist.
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1025. You want to come work for me?
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1026. No, I am done with villainy.
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1027. Off to happier horizons.
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1028. Goodbye, little chap.
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1029. Por favor.
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1030. Oh, all right, all right.
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1031. Fine. Stop with the face.
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1032. I'm in.
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1033. Want to see something cool?
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1034. Oh! Are you kidding me?
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1035. Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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1036. "Big Boss." I like that.
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