1. Illumination!Copy !req
2. Ooh. Minion!Copy !req
3. Freeze! AVL!Copy !req
4. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
5. - Stop right there!
- Grab her!Copy !req
6. Oh. Ah!Copy !req
7. - Yeah, baby!
- Attention, all units.Copy !req
8. Whoa!Copy !req
9. Look out!Copy !req
10. - You like that?
- Hey!Copy !req
11. Repeating, all units,
villain is heading westbound...Copy !req
12. Ooh, baby!Copy !req
13. The Anti-Villain League
can't catch this.Copy !req
14. Guess who stole the map.Copy !req
15. Hallelujah!Copy !req
16. Yeah! I got this.Copy !req
17. Good work.Copy !req
18. The map to the legendary
Zodiac Stone.Copy !req
19. We will become the most
powerful villains in the world.Copy !req
20. Okay, let's get a move on.Copy !req
21. We leave for Asia tonight.Copy !req
22. Okay, let's see here.Copy !req
23. I'm in.Copy !req
24. Hello, beautiful.Copy !req
25. Whoa!Copy !req
26. What?Copy !req
27. Oh.Copy !req
28. Ha ha! Yes!Copy !req
29. The Zodiac Stone.Copy !req
30. Whoa.Copy !req
31. Soon, the power
of these unstoppable beastsCopy !req
32. will be ours.Copy !req
33. Ah, for crying out loud.Copy !req
34. Oh.Copy !req
35. Whoa.Copy !req
36. Whoa.Copy !req
37. Hurry up. I got a bunch of
deadly tchotchkes on my tail.Copy !req
38. Roger that on the copy.Copy !req
39. Step on it, sister.Copy !req
40. Hurry up! Come on!Copy !req
41. Off! Off!Copy !req
42. I got it. I got the stone.Copy !req
43. Party's over, old man.Copy !req
44. The Vicious Six has
a new head honcho.Copy !req
45. You just got played
for a sucker!Copy !req
46. Whoa! Hold on.
I started this group.Copy !req
47. We're a team.Copy !req
48. Where's your loyalty?Copy !req
49. Oh, please. We're villains.Copy !req
50. There's no such thing.Copy !req
51. It's time
for the next generation.Copy !req
52. Quiet down, class.Copy !req
53. Quiet down, class.Copy !req
54. People, people.Copy !req
55. So, what do you want to beCopy !req
56. - when you grow up?
- Ooh! Ooh, ooh!Copy !req
57. - Samantha.
- I want to be a doctor.Copy !req
58. - Wonderful.
- Oh, oh!Copy !req
59. Bradley.Copy !req
60. I want to be a teacher.Copy !req
61. No, you do not.Copy !req
62. - Ooh! Me, me!
- Yes.Copy !req
63. I want to be a fireman
who is also the presidentCopy !req
64. and-and also drives race cars.
Yeah.Copy !req
65. Exciting.Copy !req
66. And what about you, Gru?Copy !req
67. Gru?Copy !req
68. Me?Copy !req
69. I want to be...Copy !req
70. a supervillain.Copy !req
71. Supervillain?Copy !req
72. - Supervillain.
- Loser!Copy !req
73. - Kelly!
- Daddy!Copy !req
74. - Brett!
- Mom!Copy !req
75. Gru!Copy !req
76. Kiss-a la mama!Copy !req
77. Oh. My favorite tiny relatives.Copy !req
78. Eh, oh, no. Guys, come on.Copy !req
79. Hey.Copy !req
80. I got an image to uphold here.Copy !req
81. Okay.Copy !req
82. Hey, are you guys pumped
for the movie?Copy !req
83. Let's go!Copy !req
84. Oh, no!Copy !req
85. Shark! A shark!Copy !req
86. Oh!Copy !req
87. I am a pinball wizard.Copy !req
88. Swish. Swish.
Swish. Swish. Swish.Copy !req
89. Swish. Swish.Copy !req
90. Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.Copy !req
91. - Bello. -Bello.
- Bello.Copy !req
92. - Bello. Bello.
- Bello. -Bello.Copy !req
93. Everything you got.Copy !req
94. A little more. Come on.Copy !req
95. —Put some of
those sprinkles on there.Copy !req
96. I like those sprinkles.Copy !req
97. Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray!Copy !req
98. Cheese-Ray!Copy !req
99. Don't cheese me, bro.Copy !req
100. Pank you!Copy !req
101. Mmm!
So creamy, so delicious.Copy !req
102. Worth every calorie.Copy !req
103. Ah, mmm!Copy !req
104. Bills, magazines,Copy !req
105. S&H Green Stamps.Copy !req
106. Huh?Copy !req
107. Ooh!Copy !req
108. Ooh, ooh, ooh!Copy !req
109. Holy guacamole!Copy !req
110. Where can we listen?
Where can we listen?Copy !req
111. Hello, Mr. Gru.Copy !req
112. We've received your application
to the world's bestCopy !req
113. supervillain team,
the Vicious Six.Copy !req
114. A recent opening
has become available,Copy !req
115. - and...
- And?Copy !req
116. - ... your interview is
tomorrow at noon. -Copy !req
117. Dyn-o-mite!Copy !req
118. Please go to 417 Main Street.Copy !req
119. "You're no good."Copy !req
120. "You're no good." Mm-hmm.Copy !req
121. Now, get up on the down stroke,Copy !req
122. 'cause this invitation
is gonna explode, baby.Copy !req
123. Explode? Oh.Copy !req
124. Oh, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
125. Oot!Copy !req
126. Oot! Oot!Copy !req
127. Oot! Oot!Copy !req
128. Ooh. Very big news, Mom!Copy !req
129. Mom?Copy !req
130. Mom?Copy !req
131. What?Copy !req
132. Mom, who is this sweaty guy?Copy !req
133. He's stinking up the house.Copy !req
134. I thought you were
cooking cabbage.Copy !req
135. He's my new guru.Copy !req
136. Tell your weird buddies
they'd better startCopy !req
137. pulling their weight
around here,Copy !req
138. or I'm kicking them out.Copy !req
139. They are killing
my mellow vibes.Copy !req
140. Hey! I heard that!Copy !req
141. Come on. Let's go tell
the troops the good news.Copy !req
142. Gentlemen, to the basement,Copy !req
143. aka our new evil lair.Copy !req
144. This is fantastic!Copy !req
145. Oh, construction
looks great, guys.Copy !req
146. My first evil lair.Copy !req
147. Goose bumps!Copy !req
148. Well, you've got to break
a few eggs to make an omelet.Copy !req
149. Am I right?Copy !req
150. - Oh, great job, Ryan.
- Wh-Wh-What?Copy !req
151. I said great job!Copy !req
152. - Wh-What?
- Never mind.Copy !req
153. Adrien, Mack, looking good.Copy !req
154. Ah.Copy !req
155. Joe, how's the family?Copy !req
156. Hey. Good, good.Copy !req
157. Okay, everybody, get over here.Copy !req
158. Now, listen up.
Buckle your overalls.Copy !req
159. Hold on to your goggles.Copy !req
160. The Vicious Six wants
to meet me.Copy !req
161. Tomorrow.Copy !req
162. Mini-Boss!Copy !req
163. Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!Copy !req
164. All right, all right.
I'm not mini.Copy !req
165. Please stop calling me that.Copy !req
166. And also, they haven't
accepted me yet.Copy !req
167. Hello, Otto. What is it?Copy !req
168. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
169. Uh-huh. Well, th-that...Copy !req
170. Yes, I...Copy !req
171. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
172. I... Okay.Copy !req
173. You know what would be fun?Copy !req
174. Let's play the quiet game.Copy !req
175. Oh, oh! The quiet game! Si, si!Copy !req
176. Anyway, thanks for
the hard work today, everyone.Copy !req
177. I got to go get some rest.Copy !req
178. Tomorrow is the biggest day
of my life.Copy !req
179. Watch out, world.Copy !req
180. Here comes Gru!Copy !req
181. - Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
- I'm not...Copy !req
182. Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!Copy !req
183. Oh!Copy !req
184. Oh, these guys are the best.Copy !req
185. I can't believe it.Copy !req
186. Uh, Mini-Boss?Copy !req
187. Yeah, I get it, but I needCopy !req
188. a good night's sleep,
so get out.Copy !req
189. Oh.Copy !req
190. Okay, fine, fine.Copy !req
191. Because you had a nightmare.Copy !req
192. But just tonight.Copy !req
193. I'm not buying
the nightmare story, though.Copy !req
194. Uh, uh, excuse-a.Copy !req
195. Oh, really? You, too?Copy !req
196. - Mm-hmm.
- Get in.Copy !req
197. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
198. Yes, yes, yes. Good night.Copy !req
199. - Good night!
- Oh!Copy !req
200. Oh, I just want
to get some sleep.Copy !req
201. The Vicious Six is readyCopy !req
202. to rewrite the rules
of villainy.Copy !req
203. Villains of the world,Copy !req
204. in three days,
when the clock strikes midnightCopy !req
205. and the Chinese New Year
begins,Copy !req
206. this bad boy's power is
gonna be unleashed.Copy !req
207. With the power of the Zodiac,Copy !req
208. we're gonna take out
the Anti-Villain League.Copy !req
209. And the Vicious Six will beCopy !req
210. the most powerful villains
on the planet.Copy !req
211. Can you dig it?Copy !req
212. Do I dig it? Do I dig it?Copy !req
213. I don't dig it.
There's nothing to dig.Copy !req
214. They thought they could
leave me for dead, huh?Copy !req
215. Kick me to the curb
like a piece of old meat?Copy !req
216. Oh, they got no idea
what's coming.Copy !req
217. - Um...
- Oh, I'm gonna make them sufferCopy !req
218. - for what they've done to me.
- Uh, Mr. Knuckles?Copy !req
219. - Oh, boy.
- Hey, Mr. Knuckles.Copy !req
220. What?Copy !req
221. We, uh, just wanted
to make sureCopy !req
222. we'd be getting paid this week.Copy !req
223. What a mouth on you.Copy !req
224. I'm paying you with knowledge.Copy !req
225. You are? Oh!Copy !req
226. Always be prepared.Copy !req
227. The Belgian
five-armed nose pick.Copy !req
228. The Lithuanian haircut.Copy !req
229. That's worth
all the money in the world.Copy !req
230. Hey, guys, forget about it.Copy !req
231. You're gonna get paid.Copy !req
232. But first, we got to get
my stone back.Copy !req
233. Yee-haw!Copy !req
234. Guys!Copy !req
235. Oh, you want to come.Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. Right, right.Copy !req
238. Okay.Copy !req
239. When you guys tracked me downCopy !req
240. and responded
to my "help wanted" ad...Copy !req
241. I was like,
"Who are these tiny tater tots?Copy !req
242. And where did they get
so much denim?"Copy !req
243. And you just wouldn't quit.Copy !req
244. All right, I surrender.Copy !req
245. Come on in.Copy !req
246. Huh?Copy !req
247. We've had some great times
since then,Copy !req
248. but the thing is,
the Vicious Six,Copy !req
249. they're the big leagues,Copy !req
250. and you guys are...Copy !req
251. great, and so...Copy !req
252. Uh, the job you did
on the lair...Copy !req
253. A-plus.Copy !req
254. It's just,
what I was thinking is thatCopy !req
255. there are a lot of
other villains in the world.Copy !req
256. You know?Copy !req
257. Uh...Copy !req
258. Never mind.Copy !req
259. Look, I think I just need
to fly solo on this.Copy !req
260. See you later, alligators.Copy !req
261. Uh, Kevin? Kevin!Copy !req
262. Uh, Ot-Ot-Otto. O-Otto.Copy !req
263. Go, go, go!Copy !req
264. Hey, I'm walking here!Copy !req
265. Wow!Copy !req
266. Ooh! Here we go.Copy !req
267. Oh!Copy !req
268. Excuse me. Sir?Copy !req
269. I was just wondering
if you're... no good.Copy !req
270. You're good. My mistake.Copy !req
271. Oh, oh. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
272. I didn't mean to scare you.Copy !req
273. I was just, uh, trying out
this new invention of mine.Copy !req
274. I call it Sticky Fingers.Copy !req
275. Or Smart Goo.Copy !req
276. I-I haven't quite landed
on the name yet.Copy !req
277. Come here.Copy !req
278. I overheard you were looking
for something...Copy !req
279. special.Copy !req
280. Ah, yes. I was hoping...Copy !req
281. you're no good.Copy !req
282. I think you'll enjoy listeningCopy !req
283. in booth three.Copy !req
284. Right this way.Copy !req
285. Aha!Copy !req
286. This is it. Mum's the word.Copy !req
287. Keep it down. Good luck.Copy !req
288. Let 'em have it, son.Copy !req
289. Thanks, Mister...Copy !req
290. Nefario.Copy !req
291. That's Dr. Nefario.Copy !req
292. - Here, take this.
- Uh...Copy !req
293. If you ever get famous,
remember who gave youCopy !req
294. your first gadget.Copy !req
295. Okay.Copy !req
296. Try backwards.Copy !req
297. Ah.Copy !req
298. Welcome to the Vicious Six.Copy !req
299. Whoa.Copy !req
300. That is pretty... Whoa!Copy !req
301. Hello.Copy !req
302. Everybody here
for the interview?Copy !req
303. Me, too.Copy !req
304. So, what do you guys got
going on later?Copy !req
305. Are you up to no good?Copy !req
306. You gonna get
into some mischief?Copy !req
307. Okay.Copy !req
308. Send the first one in.Copy !req
309. They're ready
to see you, Mr. Gru.Copy !req
310. Oh, good.Copy !req
311. Great.Copy !req
312. Oh...Copy !req
313. Distinguished villains,Copy !req
314. my name is Gru.Copy !req
315. I feel like
I'm talking too loudCopy !req
316. even though our proximityCopy !req
317. doesn't require
this kind of volume.Copy !req
318. If you told me when I was tenCopy !req
319. that I would have the chance
to fill the shoesCopy !req
320. of my favorite villain ever,Copy !req
321. Wild Knuckles, I would say,Copy !req
322. "You got rocks in your head."Copy !req
323. But now that I'm 11
and three quarters,Copy !req
324. it makes a lot more sense.Copy !req
325. All right, who let the kid in?Copy !req
326. I thought he was a tiny man.Copy !req
327. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
328. You seriously think a puny
little child can be a villain?Copy !req
329. Um, yes.Copy !req
330. I-I am pretty despicable.Copy !req
331. You don't want to cross me.Copy !req
332. Evil is for adultsCopy !req
333. who steal powerful
ancient stones and wreak havoc.Copy !req
334. And not for tubby little punksCopy !req
335. who should be at school,
learning,Copy !req
336. taking a recess,Copy !req
337. sucking his thumb.Copy !req
338. "Sucking his..."Copy !req
339. Come back when you've done
something to impress me.Copy !req
340. Who's next?Copy !req
341. I am Wing Man,Copy !req
342. the next member
of the Vicious Six.Copy !req
343. Behold, the power of flight!Copy !req
344. All right, joke's over.Copy !req
345. Showtime.Copy !req
346. This is a big one.Copy !req
347. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
348. To the left. That's right.Copy !req
349. Bring him in,
bring him in, boys.Copy !req
350. Everybody pile on!Copy !req
351. He took the stone!Copy !req
352. I'll get him!Copy !req
353. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
354. Lock down the building.Copy !req
355. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
356. - Huh?
- What? -Uh...Copy !req
357. Nothing to see here.Copy !req
358. - Oh.
- Oh, look at you.Copy !req
359. Frampton Comes Alive!
Nice choice.Copy !req
360. I...Copy !req
361. Just keep walking.Copy !req
362. Who the heck is that? A kid?Copy !req
363. Oh, guys.Copy !req
364. - Bello.
- Mini-Boss!Copy !req
365. What are you doing here?Copy !req
366. Okay, just get on.Copy !req
367. Which way did he go?Copy !req
368. There's that little thief!Copy !req
369. Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
370. Split up!Copy !req
371. Knock, knock. Delivery.Copy !req
372. That demon child!Copy !req
373. Otto, take the stone
back to the lair.Copy !req
374. I'll distract them.Copy !req
375. Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
376. Uh, uh... Ooh!Copy !req
377. Oh, not now.Copy !req
378. Come on, come on!Copy !req
379. Oh!Copy !req
380. Yeah, baby.Copy !req
381. I'll handle this.Copy !req
382. Hope you enjoy the rest
of your short life.Copy !req
383. Please work.Copy !req
384. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
385. Yay!Copy !req
386. We're coming for you, tiny man.Copy !req
387. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
388. Josh, pump it up.Copy !req
389. Up, up, up!Copy !req
390. They all said the kid
couldn't be a real villain.Copy !req
391. Well...Copy !req
392. this kid just stole somethingCopy !req
393. from the worst villains
in the world.Copy !req
394. When I bring it back to them,
they are going to say...Copy !req
395. "We have made
a terrible mistake.Copy !req
396. Please join us. Please, Gru."Copy !req
397. And I will say, "Yes!Copy !req
398. I will be the newest member
of the Vicious Six."Copy !req
399. Now all I need is Otto.Copy !req
400. Where is Otto?Copy !req
401. Uh, uh, Otto le come-ay.Copy !req
402. No, not "Otto le come-ay."Copy !req
403. He needs to "come-ay" now.Copy !req
404. - Otto!
- Mini-Boss!Copy !req
405. There you are.Copy !req
406. Ah. You got it?Copy !req
407. Is this... Are you pulling
on my legs right now?Copy !req
408. Otto, where is the stone?Copy !req
409. Le scone? Ah, si, le scone.Copy !req
410. Ooh...Copy !req
411. Over there.Copy !req
412. Oh, no!Copy !req
413. Oh.Copy !req
414. Mi amor. Mi amor.Copy !req
415. I... love... you.Copy !req
416. Huh?Copy !req
417. Did you just trade my futureCopy !req
418. for a Pet Rock?Copy !req
419. Uh... si?Copy !req
420. Okay.Copy !req
421. Otto, where was
this birthday party?Copy !req
422. Uh, uh...Copy !req
423. This is unacceptable.
Unacceptable!Copy !req
424. I told you guys
that you weren't readyCopy !req
425. for the big leagues,
and you have proven me correct.Copy !req
426. All you do is mess
everything up.Copy !req
427. Up? Pump it up!Copy !req
428. No play-a musica! Ah!Copy !req
429. My mom was right.Copy !req
430. You do not belong here.Copy !req
431. You're fired!Copy !req
432. I'm going to find that stone.Copy !req
433. When I get home,
you all better be gone.Copy !req
434. Mini-Boss...Copy !req
435. And, Otto, close your yapper!Copy !req
436. Oh.Copy !req
437. Josh.Copy !req
438. Si, si.Copy !req
439. Uh, Gru.Copy !req
440. Por favor. Por favor.Copy !req
441. Kevin, no.Copy !req
442. I will be better off on my own.Copy !req
443. Mini-Boss!Copy !req
444. Oh, no.Copy !req
445. I'm sorry.Copy !req
446. I thought you'd be impressed.Copy !req
447. Could I just speak
to Belle Bottom? She'll...Copy !req
448. Wild Knuckles!Copy !req
449. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
450. You're alive?Copy !req
451. Wow. My favorite villain
is also my kidnapper?Copy !req
452. This could be
a great opportunityCopy !req
453. if you don't kill me.Copy !req
454. Shut up and give me the stone.Copy !req
455. Oh, yes, the stone.Copy !req
456. Here's the thing about that.Copy !req
457. Kind of a funny story.Copy !req
458. Give it to him!Copy !req
459. And it's all
going to go southCopy !req
460. very quickly.Copy !req
461. What the heck is this?Copy !req
462. Where is it, boy?Copy !req
463. I don't have it!
I don't have it!Copy !req
464. I know you're hiding it
somewhere.Copy !req
465. I'm not. I'm not. I swear.Copy !req
466. Cross my heart and hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.Copy !req
467. Don't actually do that, though.Copy !req
468. Somebody bring me a phone.Copy !req
469. Call home.Copy !req
470. It's ransom time.Copy !req
471. No, no, no. My mom will
probably pay you to keep me!Copy !req
472. Good one.Copy !req
473. Call!Copy !req
474. La telefono.Copy !req
475. Huh?Copy !req
476. Bello. La casa de Mini-Boss.Copy !req
477. - Who is this?
- Kevin.Copy !req
478. Kevin, uh, le Minion.Copy !req
479. "Kevin le" what?Copy !req
480. - Le Minion.
- You kidding me?Copy !req
481. You got henchmen?Copy !req
482. Well, that's the end of that.Copy !req
483. M-Mini-Boss?Copy !req
484. Listen, you, bring the stone
to me in San Francisco.Copy !req
485. 6830 Green Street. Got it?Copy !req
486. Now, you got two days,
or you are never going to seeCopy !req
487. your little boss again.Copy !req
488. Bello? Bello. Aah!Copy !req
489. Otto...Copy !req
490. Uh...Copy !req
491. Ah! Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
492. Mm, hmm.Copy !req
493. Ah?Copy !req
494. Otto...Copy !req
495. O-Okay. Si, si.Copy !req
496. Otto...Copy !req
497. - Uh, uh, si, si.
- Okay. Go, go, go.Copy !req
498. Oh?Copy !req
499. Oh!Copy !req
500. Oh, the stone!Copy !req
501. Uh, si.Copy !req
502. Gave that to my uncle.Copy !req
503. It's more his style.Copy !req
504. Oh.Copy !req
505. La-la... la stone-a!Copy !req
506. K-Kevin! Kevin!Copy !req
507. La stone-a!Copy !req
508. I told you.Copy !req
509. I don't know where he went,
you stupid Twinkies.Copy !req
510. Uh, okay.Copy !req
511. Uh, pank you. Eh, bye-bye.Copy !req
512. Huh?Copy !req
513. Oh, not cool, man.Copy !req
514. San Pan-pisco. Oh!Copy !req
515. Let's rock and roll.Copy !req
516. Time to get our stone back.Copy !req
517. We're coming for you, Mr. Gru.Copy !req
518. Hallelujah!Copy !req
519. Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!Copy !req
520. Smash! Smash!Copy !req
521. Flight 1109 will now departCopy !req
522. at gate 27B.Copy !req
523. Ah. Bello.Copy !req
524. Uh, trey ticket-as
por San Pan-pisco.Copy !req
525. San Francisco? Okay.Copy !req
526. - How will you be paying?
- Ah.Copy !req
527. Uh...Copy !req
528. No problemo.Copy !req
529. Oh, great.Copy !req
530. You know, if you have
any hair balls,Copy !req
531. we can upgrade you
to first class.Copy !req
532. Get out.Copy !req
533. So there I was.
We lost thrust in both engines,Copy !req
534. and I had to turn back
at LaGuardia.Copy !req
535. Ooh-la-la.Copy !req
536. - Hey, Sally.
- Hey.Copy !req
537. Hmm.Copy !req
538. Ah.Copy !req
539. Okay. Vamos.Copy !req
540. Ooh.Copy !req
541. Bello.Copy !req
542. - Peanut?
- Oh. Yes, please.Copy !req
543. Ah...Copy !req
544. Mm. Uh, peanut.Copy !req
545. - Peanut.
- Uh...Copy !req
546. Peanut? Peanut.Copy !req
547. Peanut?Copy !req
548. Hey, baby, peanut?Copy !req
549. Ah? Ah?Copy !req
550. Uh... aw.Copy !req
551. Hey!Copy !req
552. Huh?Copy !req
553. Hmm?Copy !req
554. Huh?Copy !req
555. Hmm.Copy !req
556. Uh, uh...Copy !req
557. Ah.Copy !req
558. Oh, bello!Copy !req
559. Bello.Copy !req
560. Oh, uh...Copy !req
561. Ah.Copy !req
562. You see me, you see me not.Copy !req
563. You see me, you see me not.Copy !req
564. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
565. No. No ha-ha.Copy !req
566. You got real moxie, kid,
stealing from the Vicious Six.Copy !req
567. I got moxie, really?Copy !req
568. Did I just receive a
compliment from Wild Knuckles?Copy !req
569. Oh, all my dreams...Copy !req
570. are coming true right now!Copy !req
571. Well, it's about to become
your nightmare.Copy !req
572. Welcome to my newest
torture device,Copy !req
573. the Disco Inferno.Copy !req
574. Your Minions better get here
by sundown tomorrow,Copy !req
575. because if 48 hours of disco
don't kill you,Copy !req
576. the blade will.Copy !req
577. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
578. Stone-a! Stone-a!Copy !req
579. Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!Copy !req
580. Stone-a!Copy !req
581. Stone-a! Stone-a!Copy !req
582. Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!Copy !req
583. - Stone-a! Stone-a!
- Hey!Copy !req
584. Stone-a! Stone-a!Copy !req
585. Stone-a! Stone-a!Copy !req
586. Stone-a! Stone-a...Copy !req
587. Look-a the map-a.Copy !req
588. Gru...Copy !req
589. Bello!Copy !req
590. Next stop, Green Street.Copy !req
591. Bye-bye.Copy !req
592. Huh?Copy !req
593. Hey, hey. Look-a.Copy !req
594. Come-ay! Come-ay!Copy !req
595. Mini-Boss.Copy !req
596. Stuart.Copy !req
597. - Mini-Boss.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
598. Okay, okay.Copy !req
599. Uh, uh...Copy !req
600. Okay. Go, go, go.Copy !req
601. Hmm.Copy !req
602. Hey. Go, go, go.Copy !req
603. Huh?Copy !req
604. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
605. Bello.Copy !req
606. Oh, no!Copy !req
607. Trespassers!Copy !req
608. Get 'em!Copy !req
609. Hey, you. Come back here!Copy !req
610. Go, go!Copy !req
611. Kevin! Oh, okay.Copy !req
612. Get your little butts
back here!Copy !req
613. Okay, now, you might feel
a little pinch.Copy !req
614. Got you now.Copy !req
615. Time to break some bones.Copy !req
616. Any plans for the weekend?Copy !req
617. Take five deep breaths.Copy !req
618. I'll be right back.Copy !req
619. Hey!Copy !req
620. You like picking
on little guys, huh?Copy !req
621. Go take a nap, old lady.Copy !req
622. Old lady?Copy !req
623. I am a master of the ancient
Shaolin art of kung fu.Copy !req
624. Ah.Copy !req
625. Huh?Copy !req
626. Ha-ha!Copy !req
627. Get lost!Copy !req
628. If you come back
to our place, you're dead.Copy !req
629. Uh, come-ay.Copy !req
630. Oh, pank you.Copy !req
631. Pank you...Copy !req
632. You can thank me by going away.Copy !req
633. I'm working.Copy !req
634. kung fu...Copy !req
635. You want to learn kung fu?Copy !req
636. Bello, chica.Copy !req
637. kung fu
por smoochie, smoochie?Copy !req
638. Mm, mm.Copy !req
639. My teaching days are over.Copy !req
640. This is my life now.Copy !req
641. kung fu para...
para save-a le Mini-Boss.Copy !req
642. P-Por favor.Copy !req
643. Ai-ya.Copy !req
644. Fine.Copy !req
645. I will teach you.Copy !req
646. Hey!Copy !req
647. Those are not for you.Copy !req
648. Uh, excuse-a, excuse-a.Copy !req
649. The name of the game
is sell, sell, sell!Copy !req
650. What?Copy !req
651. Where's Gru?Copy !req
652. Huh? How should I know?Copy !req
653. What's with the costumes?Copy !req
654. Halloween was four months ago.Copy !req
655. You look stupid. Buzz off.Copy !req
656. Shoo!Copy !req
657. I'm getting my meat tenderizer.Copy !req
658. Let me help you
with that, dearie.Copy !req
659. Uh-uh-uh. Don't touch me.Copy !req
660. Now, where's the boy?Copy !req
661. Oh, I didn't mean to scare you.Copy !req
662. Don't worry.
We're not mad at him.Copy !req
663. We just want to...Copy !req
664. hire him.Copy !req
665. Where is he?Copy !req
666. Wild Knuckles, San Pan-pisco.Copy !req
667. Wild Knuckles is alive?Copy !req
668. And working with the kid.Copy !req
669. - Hmm.
- Oh.Copy !req
670. We're going to San Francisco.Copy !req
671. Let's hit it.Copy !req
672. You had better be paying
for my roof.Copy !req
673. Ay, ay, ay.Copy !req
674. - Ooh.
- Pretty groovy, huh?Copy !req
675. We begin with a basic kick.Copy !req
676. Now you.Copy !req
677. Okay.Copy !req
678. No kicking.Copy !req
679. This is a melon hammer.
It's a weapon.Copy !req
680. This is Fred.
He is a dummy.Copy !req
681. Never underestimate a dummy.Copy !req
682. - Ha. Dummy.
- Bello, Fred.Copy !req
683. Now attack!Copy !req
684. Stuart! Stuart!Copy !req
685. Fred.Copy !req
686. Doubt tells me
I cannot break this wood.Copy !req
687. Uh-huh.Copy !req
688. But doubt exists
only in the mind.Copy !req
689. You know what I say to my mind?Copy !req
690. Now you.Copy !req
691. Uh, uh...Copy !req
692. - Huh?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
693. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.Copy !req
694. Okay. Clearly, we are not
ready for philosophy.Copy !req
695. Let's just train.Copy !req
696. Ho, hey! Ho, hey!Copy !req
697. Ooh! Ho, hey!Copy !req
698. Oh, whoa, whoa,
okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
699. Yeah!Copy !req
700. Yeah!Copy !req
701. Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha!Copy !req
702. Hoo!Copy !req
703. - Huh?
- Rest up.Copy !req
704. Tomorrow's going to be
even worse.Copy !req
705. What, you're quitting?Copy !req
706. I told you,
when I get that stone,Copy !req
707. we're gonna be unstoppable.Copy !req
708. I have had enough!Copy !req
709. There's nothing sadder
than an aging villain.Copy !req
710. So long, old man!Copy !req
711. Guys, come on.Copy !req
712. We're a team.Copy !req
713. Is this heaven?Copy !req
714. I just had to fire my henchmen.Copy !req
715. You know why? 'Cause they
weren't getting the job done.Copy !req
716. Okay, I'm just gonna
untie you nowCopy !req
717. because I-I, uh...Copy !req
718. I-I need you to do some stuff
for me around the house.Copy !req
719. And it might be, you know, uh,
kind of nice to have a...Copy !req
720. a little company around here.Copy !req
721. Oh. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
722. Two villains
just doing some chores.Copy !req
723. Who knows what kind of trouble
we could get into?Copy !req
724. What's that?
That's your evil chuckle?Copy !req
725. - Obviously.
- Well, it stinks.Copy !req
726. You sound like a clown
who swallowed a kazoo.Copy !req
727. Really?
Well, you look like a wizardCopy !req
728. going through
an end-of-life crisis.Copy !req
729. Easy there, Don Rickles.Copy !req
730. Who's Don Rickles?Copy !req
731. Stone-a.Copy !req
732. Stone-a.Copy !req
733. Stone-a!Copy !req
734. Stone-a...Copy !req
735. Dude.Copy !req
736. Ah, I thought we lost you there
for a minute.Copy !req
737. Hey, chill, chill,
ch-chill, ch...Copy !req
738. Hey, you want to try this on,
little dude?Copy !req
739. La stone-a!Copy !req
740. Hey, hey, hey, soul brother,
where you jettin' off to?Copy !req
741. San Pan-pisco.Copy !req
742. Ha! Frisco disco!Copy !req
743. - Wow.
- It's your lucky day, kid.Copy !req
744. I'm headed up the coast.Copy !req
745. - I could drop you off
on the way. -Copy !req
746. Yee-haw!Copy !req
747. la stone-a!Copy !req
748. Oh, look-a!Copy !req
749. Huh? Hey.Copy !req
750. Start with the pool.Copy !req
751. This place has got to be
spick-and-span.Copy !req
752. What are you doing?Copy !req
753. You look like
the overcooked turkeyCopy !req
754. my mom makes on Thanksgiving.Copy !req
755. Oh, God.Copy !req
756. Oh, yeah.
I forgot to mention,Copy !req
757. the pool is filled
with my pet crocodiles.Copy !req
758. Yeah, well, well,
doesn't scare me.Copy !req
759. Be careful.
I can't have you lose an arm,Copy !req
760. because I need you to change
some light bulbs after this.Copy !req
761. Here, let me show you
how it's done.Copy !req
762. Betsy, knock it off.Copy !req
763. Hey!Copy !req
764. Whoa! Oh, no.Copy !req
765. Marvin, no, no. Stop that.Copy !req
766. Whoa. Help! Oh, no.Copy !req
767. The net!Copy !req
768. I got you! I got you!Copy !req
769. I don't got you.Copy !req
770. Take my hand.Copy !req
771. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
772. I got you!Copy !req
773. You could've run,
but you... but you didn't.Copy !req
774. I told you, you are my
favorite villain in the world.Copy !req
775. I could not let you
get eaten by crocodiles.Copy !req
776. Even though that would've been
kind of cool to watch.Copy !req
777. So... so you want to be
a great villain, huh?Copy !req
778. That's all I ever wanted.Copy !req
779. You want, uh...
I don't know, you want me...Copy !req
780. you want me to teach you
a thing or two?Copy !req
781. Mm-hmm-hmm!Copy !req
782. Many fighters have asked me,Copy !req
783. how did I become
a great master?Copy !req
784. Hey, look-a!Copy !req
785. Even the smallest of us
are capable of great things.Copy !req
786. You just dig down deep,Copy !req
787. find your inner beast, and...Copy !req
788. Uh... gesundheit?Copy !req
789. Now you try.Copy !req
790. Uh...Copy !req
791. Find your inner beast!Copy !req
792. Stop this kick.Copy !req
793. We have a lot more work to do.Copy !req
794. Eh? Eh?Copy !req
795. Kevin, Stuart and Bob,
you are ready.Copy !req
796. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
797. Ready for your junior kung fu
achievement badges.Copy !req
798. They're dead.Copy !req
799. always stay in character.Copy !req
800. Got it, Grandpa.Copy !req
801. Say, do you mind
if we use the john?Copy !req
802. Poindexter here can't
hold it in till we get home.Copy !req
803. Uh-huh.Copy !req
804. The Bank of Evil.Copy !req
805. It's showtime, kid.Copy !req
806. Follow my lead,
and don't forget your cue.Copy !req
807. Hello. I, uh...
I just need to cash this.Copy !req
808. Oh, wowie zowie!
What a big bank.Copy !req
809. How many security guards
are in here?Copy !req
810. Who's this little guy?Copy !req
811. Well, that's my grandson,
who still has not learnedCopy !req
812. that children should be seen
and not heard.Copy !req
813. Kids.Copy !req
814. I actually have
a son of my own.Copy !req
815. He looks weird.Copy !req
816. Oh, don't listen to him.Copy !req
817. Your son is very, uh, cute.Copy !req
818. Hmm.Copy !req
819. Oh, no!Copy !req
820. Oh.Copy !req
821. Oh, help!
I'm seeing a white light.Copy !req
822. Helen, I'm coming for ya!Copy !req
823. Helen, I'm coming for ya.Copy !req
824. Oh. Help!Copy !req
825. Help my-my pop-pop!Copy !req
826. Somebody help him!Copy !req
827. Huh?Copy !req
828. My grandpa!Copy !req
829. We need a doctor!Copy !req
830. This is the big one.Copy !req
831. - Whoa!
- Oh.Copy !req
832. You hear that?Copy !req
833. It's the sweet sound of angels.Copy !req
834. Help!Copy !req
835. Do something!Copy !req
836. My life is flashing
before my eyes.Copy !req
837. No, no, no. The other way.Copy !req
838. The other way.Copy !req
839. All right, everyone stand back.Copy !req
840. Uh-oh.Copy !req
841. - Clear!
- No, wait a minute. Wait.Copy !req
842. Don't give up on me now, buddy.Copy !req
843. No, no, no, I'm feeling better.Copy !req
844. Clear!Copy !req
845. Maximum charge.Copy !req
846. - Clear!
- Thank you.Copy !req
847. You saved my grandpa.Copy !req
848. Uh, did we...
did we do the heist?Copy !req
849. Grandpas say
the darndest things.Copy !req
850. - You dropped these.
- Um...Copy !req
851. Look what I got!Copy !req
852. Hey. Not bad.Copy !req
853. Not bad at all.Copy !req
854. We make a good team.Copy !req
855. We do?Copy !req
856. Oh, yeah.
Hey, we got to keep at it.Copy !req
857. Wait till you see what
I'm gonna teach you next.Copy !req
858. I cannot wait.Copy !req
859. Oh, this is gonna be fun.Copy !req
860. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
861. Yoo-hoo. Mini-Boss.Copy !req
862. Okay, Stuart...Copy !req
863. Bob...Copy !req
864. Time to strike!Copy !req
865. - Mini-Boss!
- Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
866. Aah! They're not here.Copy !req
867. Fan out and find them.Copy !req
868. Something big's going down
in Frisco.Copy !req
869. Look-a. Ooh.Copy !req
870. - Whoo, there it is.
- Whoa.Copy !req
871. It's been one heck
of a ride, little man.Copy !req
872. Ah, dude.Copy !req
873. You know, I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
874. Hey, soul brother, good luck!Copy !req
875. Wow.Copy !req
876. Oh...Copy !req
877. Ooh.Copy !req
878. My friend, you're nowCopy !req
879. gonna learn
from the old school.Copy !req
880. Oh, no.Copy !req
881. I can't believe
they did this to me!Copy !req
882. I-I taught them
everything they know!Copy !req
883. We were a team!Copy !req
884. I give up.Copy !req
885. Hey, you are a great bad guy,Copy !req
886. and they are stupid idiots.Copy !req
887. Only dream I ever hadCopy !req
888. was doing bad stuff
with my buddies.Copy !req
889. old, alone.Copy !req
890. Well, you are old,Copy !req
891. but you're not alone.Copy !req
892. All right.Copy !req
893. Listen up, buster.Copy !req
894. We are starting a new team,Copy !req
895. and it's going to be called
The Terrible Twos.Copy !req
896. We can find
a better name later,Copy !req
897. but right now
we're going to find that stoneCopy !req
898. and show everybody
that you still got it.Copy !req
899. Come on.
You're just a little kid.Copy !req
900. It's over. Go home.Copy !req
901. - But you said we...
- Go home!Copy !req
902. Come on, come on. Let's go!Copy !req
903. Whoa!Copy !req
904. Otto?Copy !req
905. Otto!Copy !req
906. - Yee-haw!
- Otto!Copy !req
907. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
908. Hey!Copy !req
909. Otto! It's Mini-Boss!Copy !req
910. Ah! Mini-Boss!Copy !req
911. - Mini-Boss!
- Otto!Copy !req
912. Look-a! Look-a!Copy !req
913. Stone-a.Copy !req
914. You found the stone.Copy !req
915. Otto, I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
916. Oh...Copy !req
917. All right,
we don't have much time.Copy !req
918. - We got to get this
to Wild Knuckles. -Oh, okay.Copy !req
919. Okay.Copy !req
920. Get him!Copy !req
921. Go, go, go!Copy !req
922. Long time, no see, punk.Copy !req
923. I'll take that.Copy !req
924. Yes!Copy !req
925. Don't move!Copy !req
926. - Huh?
- Right there! Freeze!Copy !req
927. Anti-Villain League.Copy !req
928. You are under arrest.Copy !req
929. Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody.Copy !req
930. Did you forget what time it is?Copy !req
931. Happy New Year!Copy !req
932. Fire!Copy !req
933. Stand your ground.Copy !req
934. - Look out!
- Whoa!Copy !req
935. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,Copy !req
936. no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
937. Where do you think
you're going? Hmm?Copy !req
938. You stole from us,
and now you're gonna pay!Copy !req
939. Enjoy being torn apart.Copy !req
940. Hey!
Mini-Boss!Copy !req
941. Guys!Copy !req
942. Oh. Why don't we
make this a fair fight?Copy !req
943. Oh, you thought I was serious.Copy !req
944. Run!Copy !req
945. No!Copy !req
946. Hello, traitors.Copy !req
947. Remember me?Copy !req
948. You.Copy !req
949. You can leave me for dead,Copy !req
950. you can destroy
everything I own,Copy !req
951. but I will not let you
hurt that kid!Copy !req
952. Oh, so you're gonna
save the kid?Copy !req
953. Yeah, you and what army?Copy !req
954. This army!Copy !req
955. Okay. This army.Copy !req
956. Dig down deep.Copy !req
957. Find your inner beast.Copy !req
958. Mmm.Copy !req
959. Otto!Copy !req
960. Hurry! Faster!Copy !req
961. No!Copy !req
962. Got you.Copy !req
963. Go, go, go!Copy !req
964. No.Copy !req
965. Get away from him!Copy !req
966. Destroy the kid.Copy !req
967. Oh!Copy !req
968. No!Copy !req
969. Hey, hey.
How does it feel to be beatenCopy !req
970. by a tubby little punk?Copy !req
971. You guys were amazing!Copy !req
972. The kung fu—
where did that come from?Copy !req
973. Obviously,
you guys are rehired.Copy !req
974. - Oh.
- Stuart!Copy !req
975. It's all yours, sir.Copy !req
976. Where do you want it?Copy !req
977. Can you feel this, sir?
Right here.Copy !req
978. Oh, no.Copy !req
979. Wild Knuckles.Copy !req
980. Hey.Copy !req
981. Y-You're gonna be okay, right?Copy !req
982. Don't worry about me, kid.Copy !req
983. I'll be fine.Copy !req
984. Finally.Copy !req
985. You're going away
for a long, long time.Copy !req
986. Yeah, well,
I wouldn't bet on it.Copy !req
987. No.Copy !req
988. See you soon, kiddo.Copy !req
989. Ooh-la-la.Copy !req
990. Wild Knuckles was
my favorite villain.Copy !req
991. We didn't have much time
together,Copy !req
992. but the time we did have,Copy !req
993. I'm so grateful for.Copy !req
994. I've been thinking about
how you won't see me grow upCopy !req
995. or be there for
all the terrible thingsCopy !req
996. that I'm going to do.Copy !req
997. And believe me,
there are gonna beCopy !req
998. some awful things.Copy !req
999. But I'm going to
make you proud.Copy !req
1000. I'm going to be
the best villain everCopy !req
1001. because of you.Copy !req
1002. Because you taught me
what matters.Copy !req
1003. You can't do anything alone.Copy !req
1004. Find your tribe,Copy !req
1005. and never, ever let them go.Copy !req
1006. Otto?Copy !req
1007. Si.Copy !req
1008. You better stay out
of trouble, kid.Copy !req
1009. I will lead a good
and honest life.Copy !req
1010. You're alive?Copy !req
1011. Oh!Copy !req
1012. You just blew my mind.Copy !req
1013. How did you do that?Copy !req
1014. I cannot wait
to fake my own deathCopy !req
1015. to avoid the authorities.Copy !req
1016. Shoot for the moon, kid.Copy !req
1017. Shoot for the moon.Copy !req
1018. See you later, suckers!Copy !req
1019. Sorry, we're closed.Copy !req
1020. Whoa.Copy !req
1021. I just wanted
to thank you for this.Copy !req
1022. Worked like a charm.Copy !req
1023. All right, let me cut
to the chase here.Copy !req
1024. I need a genius mad scientist.Copy !req
1025. You want to come work for me?Copy !req
1026. No, I am done with villainy.Copy !req
1027. Off to happier horizons.Copy !req
1028. Goodbye, little chap.Copy !req
1029. Por favor.Copy !req
1030. Oh, all right, all right.Copy !req
1031. Fine. Stop with the face.Copy !req
1032. I'm in.Copy !req
1033. Want to see something cool?Copy !req
1034. Oh! Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1035. Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!Copy !req
1036. "Big Boss." I like that.Copy !req