1. Improved By: Fidel33
Sub Upload Date: October 21, 2015Copy !req
2. Minions.Copy !req
3. Minions have been on this planet
far longer than we have.Copy !req
4. They go by many names.
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.Copy !req
5. Oh, that one is Norbert.Copy !req
6. He's an idiot.Copy !req
7. They're all different,
but they all share the same goal.Copy !req
8. To serve the most despicable
master they could find.Copy !req
9. Boss!Copy !req
10. Making their master happy was
the tribe's very reason for existence.Copy !req
11. But that's not to say
that they didn't have other passions.Copy !req
12. Huh?Copy !req
13. Finding a boss was easy.Copy !req
14. But keeping a boss,
therein lies the rub.Copy !req
15. Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys.Copy !req
16. But they never gave up.Copy !req
17. With the emergence
of the Stone AgeCopy !req
18. came the rise
of a new species.Copy !req
19. Man was very different
from the dinosaur.Copy !req
20. He was shorter, hairier,Copy !req
21. and way, way smarter.Copy !req
22. The Minions took
an instant liking to man,Copy !req
23. and helped him
the best they could.Copy !req
24. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
25. Eh?Copy !req
26. Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile.Copy !req
27. So, so delicious!Copy !req
28. Their quest for a boss
put the Minions front and centerCopy !req
29. for some of civilization's
most historic moments.Copy !req
30. Anubis!Copy !req
31. Ancient Egypt
held great promise.Copy !req
32. Okay! Pancake!Copy !req
33. But it didn't last long.Copy !req
34. Hmm. Oh!Copy !req
35. Ow!Copy !req
36. The Dark Ages were
actually fun times.Copy !req
37. Their new master
had a tendencyCopy !req
38. to party all night
and sleep all day.Copy !req
39. Ooh!Copy !req
40. Oh.Copy !req
41. But eventually,
the party was over.Copy !req
42. They bounced from
one evil boss to another,Copy !req
43. but they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.Copy !req
44. One particular employer
took their failure very, very badly.Copy !req
45. Huh?Copy !req
46. The Minions had no other
choice but to keep moving.Copy !req
47. Oh.Copy !req
48. And then,
when all hope seemed lost,Copy !req
49. they found sanctuary.Copy !req
50. The Minions were safe!Copy !req
51. Years passed as the
Minions forged their own civilization.Copy !req
52. They truly made
a life for themselves.Copy !req
53. But something just wasn't right.Copy !req
54. They felt empty inside.Copy !req
55. Without a master,
they had no purpose.Copy !req
56. They became aimless
and depressed.Copy !req
57. If this continued any longer,
the Minions would perish.Copy !req
58. But all was not lost
for one Minion had a plan.Copy !req
59. His name was Kevin.Copy !req
60. He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.Copy !req
61. He'd been preparing
for days, weeks, months.Copy !req
62. But now he was ready.Copy !req
63. Buddies!Copy !req
64. Kevin would leave the cave...Copy !req
65. go back to the outside world,Copy !req
66. and he would not return
until he had found his tribeCopy !req
67. the biggest,
baddest villain to serve.Copy !req
68. But he needed help.Copy !req
69. Me!Copy !req
70. Bob was eager to go,Copy !req
71. But Kevin felt he was
just not strong enoughCopy !req
72. for the dangerous journey ahead.Copy !req
73. Uh, no.Copy !req
74. Luckily, someone stepped up.Copy !req
75. Stuart!Copy !req
76. Huh? Me, me?
Oh! Thank you.Copy !req
77. Truth be told, Stuart had no idea
what he was chosen for...Copy !req
78. but was thrilled
it made people cheer for him.Copy !req
79. Thank you.Copy !req
80. Me!Copy !req
81. Eh, okay.Copy !req
82. Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm,Copy !req
83. but mostly lack of other volunteers,
changed Kevin's mind.Copy !req
84. The tribe said their farewells.Copy !req
85. Kevin had given them something
they hadn't had in a very long time.Copy !req
86. Hope.Copy !req
87. Bob!Copy !req
88. Hey, Tony!Copy !req
89. Tom...Copy !req
90. Chris...Copy !req
91. Hey, Bob.Copy !req
92. Oh.Copy !req
93. Bye-bye.Copy !req
94. Kevin felt pride.Copy !req
95. He was going to be
the one to save his tribe.Copy !req
96. Stuart felt hungry mostly.Copy !req
97. He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.Copy !req
98. And Bob...Copy !req
99. Bob was frightened
of the journey ahead.Copy !req
100. Ah. Okay.Copy !req
101. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
102. And they were off.Copy !req
103. Off to find their new boss!Copy !req
104. Huh? Kevin!Copy !req
105. Huh?Copy !req
106. Huh? Banana!Copy !req
107. Uh, Stuart?Copy !req
108. Banana. Banana!Copy !req
109. Ugh! Ugh! Stuart!Copy !req
110. Stopa!Copy !req
111. Uh, Bob! Stopa!Copy !req
112. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
113. Bob!
Huh?Copy !req
114. Uh, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
115. Profiterole.Copy !req
116. No, no, no!Copy !req
117. Stuart...Copy !req
118. Ah!Copy !req
119. Oh, look at that one!
Whoa!Copy !req
120. Peace!
Make love, not war!Copy !req
121. Peace and love!Copy !req
122. Boo-ya! Boo-ya! Boo-ya!Copy !req
123. Hey, hey, hey, oh.Copy !req
124. Kashmiri?Copy !req
125. Boo-ya! Boo-ya! Boo-ya!Copy !req
126. Oh.Copy !req
127. Banana!Copy !req
128. - Hey! Hey, taxi!
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
129. Oh.Copy !req
130. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
131. Banana! Hey, hey!Copy !req
132. Stuart! Hey, oh!Copy !req
133. Kevin!Copy !req
134. Bob!Copy !req
135. Oh. Bello!Copy !req
136. Bob!Copy !req
137. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
138. Ah! Bob!Copy !req
139. Huh? Whoa!Copy !req
140. Women's bell bottoms
and tie-dye shirts marked down.Copy !req
141. Check out our wide selection
of go-go boots and miniskirts.Copy !req
142. Bob!Copy !req
143. Okay.Copy !req
144. Huh?Copy !req
145. Bob!Copy !req
146. The store is now closing.Copy !req
147. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
148. Bob!Copy !req
149. Give me that!Copy !req
150. Kevin!Copy !req
151. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
152. Ah.Copy !req
153. Huh?Copy !req
154. Oh.Copy !req
155. Oh. Hey!Copy !req
156. buddies.Copy !req
157. No? Oh.Copy !req
158. Bob! Bob!Copy !req
159. Oh.Copy !req
160. - Oh.
- Tim.Copy !req
161. - Oh!
- Me Tim!Copy !req
162. Mmm, thank you! Hmm?Copy !req
163. Stuart?Copy !req
164. Uh, nah.Copy !req
165. Okay, okay.Copy !req
166. Oh. "Dating game."Copy !req
167. Okay.Copy !req
168. And welcome back
to The Dating Game!Copy !req
169. Well, Jennifer...Copy !req
170. have you decidedCopy !req
171. which of these three gentlemen
you'll go on a date with?Copy !req
172. Is it Bob?Copy !req
173. Yeah! Go, Bob!Copy !req
174. Kevin?Copy !req
175. Kevin!Copy !req
176. Or will it be Stuart?Copy !req
177. Oh. Yo, Stuart!Copy !req
178. Gosh! This is so hard!
They all sounded so cute.Copy !req
179. Um, I think I'm gonna go with...Copy !req
180. Stuart.Copy !req
181. VNC!Copy !req
182. You're watching the top-secret
Villain Network Channel.Copy !req
183. If you tell anyone, we'll find you.Copy !req
184. Huh!Copy !req
185. Sponsored by Villain-Con,Copy !req
186. for 89 years straight, the biggestCopy !req
187. gathering of criminals anywhere!Copy !req
188. Big boss.Copy !req
189. Attend guest lectures
from esteemed villains,Copy !req
190. make contacts in
the underworld community,Copy !req
191. and for the first time anywhere,Copy !req
192. Scarlet Overkill!Copy !req
193. Evil.Copy !req
194. So evil.Copy !req
195. Criminal genius!Copy !req
196. Hey, a girl's gotta
make a living!Copy !req
197. - Move aside, men!
- Make way.Copy !req
198. - There's a new bad man in town...
- Excuse me.Copy !req
199. and that man is a woman!Copy !req
200. Crime isn't pretty!Copy !req
201. It's red hot!Copy !req
202. Get to Villain-Con this weekend.Copy !req
203. Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue
in Orlando, Florida.Copy !req
204. So much fun, it's a crime.Copy !req
205. Oh! Villain-Con, Orlando.
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
206. Bello! Uh, Orlando?Copy !req
207. Ugh.Copy !req
208. - Hey, uh...
- Orlando?Copy !req
209. Oh, hello.Copy !req
210. Orlando?Copy !req
211. Uh-huh. Ah, okay.
Thank you, baby! Bye-bye!Copy !req
212. Ah.Copy !req
213. Orlando!Copy !req
214. Hey, Stuart...Copy !req
215. Oh, yeah! Far out!Copy !req
216. Love is the way, brother!Copy !req
217. Ah!Copy !req
218. Eh, no, no, no, no, no, Kevin.Copy !req
219. Hmm.Copy !req
220. Hey! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa!Copy !req
221. Stopa! Ugh!Copy !req
222. Stuart...Copy !req
223. Oh...Copy !req
224. Oh, Walter, look!Copy !req
225. These adorable little freaks
are headed to Orlando, too!Copy !req
226. Yeah, I see that!
Hey, Walter Junior!Copy !req
227. What's happenin'?Copy !req
228. - Tina.
- Hi!Copy !req
229. Binky.
Mmm, mmm.Copy !req
230. What do you say we give
these fellows a ride?Copy !req
231. Yay! New friends!Copy !req
232. All aboard the Nelson Express!Copy !req
233. You, one-eye!
You're sitting next to me!Copy !req
234. Okay.Copy !req
235. Stuart!Copy !req
236. Glad we came along before
some weirdos picked you up!Copy !req
237. Who wants apple slices?Copy !req
238. Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!Copy !req
239. Oh, you, too!Copy !req
240. Growing boy-like creatures
need their strength.Copy !req
241. Okay.Copy !req
242. Heck, yeah!Copy !req
243. Thanks, man!Copy !req
244. All righty! Who needs
to stretch their legs?Copy !req
245. Yeah!
Yes! Me, me, me!Copy !req
246. Sweet!
You guys wait here, we'll be right back.Copy !req
247. Okay, Nelsons, let's do this!Copy !req
248. Go, go, go!Copy !req
249. Okey-dokey. On the road again.Copy !req
250. Dad! We got company!Copy !req
251. It's because I tripped
the alarm. I stink!Copy !req
252. Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum.
You're still learning.Copy !req
253. Huh! What?Copy !req
254. - Your father's right, Tina.
- Reload!Copy !req
255. He wasn't this good
at being evil overnight!Copy !req
256. Reload!
Your time's coming.Copy !req
257. It's jammed!Copy !req
258. Huh?Copy !req
259. Okay, who did that?Copy !req
260. - Uh... Stuart!
- Huh?Copy !req
261. That was great!Copy !req
262. Thank you!Copy !req
263. Say, fellas, can we get personal
for just a second?Copy !req
264. Why are you going to Orlando?Copy !req
265. Come on. You can tell us.
You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?Copy !req
266. Villain-Con.Copy !req
267. Villain-Con.Copy !req
268. Wow! So many bad guys
in the car. What fun!Copy !req
269. I knew it! I knew you were villains!
Didn't I, honey?Copy !req
270. What a small world!
Hope we're not in rival gangs.Copy !req
271. Binky! Joke!
Babies, huh?Copy !req
272. Yay.Copy !req
273. Big boss!Copy !req
274. When we get to Orlando,Copy !req
275. I'm gonna get all my favorite
villains to sign my magazine!Copy !req
276. Dumo the Sumo!Copy !req
277. Boss!Copy !req
278. Oh, Kevin, you don't wanna work for him!
He ate his last henchmen!Copy !req
279. Uh...Copy !req
280. Frankie Fish Lips.Copy !req
281. He lives in the ocean.Copy !req
282. - Boss?
- Oh...Copy !req
283. Can you breathe underwater?Copy !req
284. Uh, so-so.Copy !req
285. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
286. Look at her!
Scarlet Overkill!Copy !req
287. The coolest super-villain,
like, ever!Copy !req
288. She started out as your
average little girl, braces, pigtails.Copy !req
289. But by the time she was 13,
she built a criminal empire!Copy !req
290. If I was a Minion,
that's who I'd want to work for!Copy !req
291. Oh.Copy !req
292. Here we are!
Beautiful Orlando!Copy !req
293. Yeah! We're here!Copy !req
294. Orlando!Copy !req
295. Hey, gang, watch this!Copy !req
296. Welcome to Billy Bob's
Bait Shop. How can I help you?Copy !req
297. - Yeah, hi.
- Uh...Copy !req
298. We're here for, uh,
so much fun, it's a crime.Copy !req
299. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
300. Villain-Con!Copy !req
301. All right!
Here we go!Copy !req
302. Well, this is it!
I wanna tell you, and I really mean this.Copy !req
303. I really appreciate what you didCopy !req
304. back there with the cops.
Really!Copy !req
305. Dad!
It's Frankie Fish Lips!Copy !req
306. I can smell him from here!Copy !req
307. Junior!
Get my camera!Copy !req
308. Good luck in there, boys!Copy !req
309. I hope you find what
you're looking for!Copy !req
310. Bye!Copy !req
311. Villain-Con!Copy !req
312. Yeah!Copy !req
313. Villain-Con!
Whoo!Copy !req
314. Okay!Copy !req
315. Oh!Copy !req
316. Any evil talents?Copy !req
317. Not bad.Copy !req
318. What about you?
Any evil talents?Copy !req
319. Uh...Copy !req
320. Bello!
La, la, la! La, la, la!Copy !req
321. Eh?Copy !req
322. That's not evil or a talent.Copy !req
323. Bello!Copy !req
324. Ha-ha!Copy !req
325. No?Copy !req
326. I'm sorry! But I'm not looking
for any more servants,Copy !req
327. for I, Professor Flux,
have inventedCopy !req
328. the world's first time machine!Copy !req
329. Every time I visit the future,
I bring my future self back to help me.Copy !req
330. Hello!Copy !req
331. Oh.Copy !req
332. Move that over there,
Professor Flux from two weeks from now.Copy !req
333. As you can see,
I don't need any help.Copy !req
334. Oh, way to go, guys.
We killed the original!Copy !req
335. Please!Copy !req
336. Eh...Copy !req
337. Villain-Con presents
our keynote speaker,Copy !req
338. Scarlet Overkill!Copy !req
339. The world's first
female super-villain!Copy !req
340. Appearing right now in Hall H!
Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey!Copy !req
341. Buddies!Copy !req
342. Scarlet?Copy !req
343. Kevin!Copy !req
344. Are you ready...Copy !req
345. Yeah!Copy !req
346. for Scarlet Overkill!Copy !req
347. Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?Copy !req
348. - Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet!
- Yes!Copy !req
349. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
350. Whoa.Copy !req
351. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
352. Awesome!Copy !req
353. Yeah!Copy !req
354. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
355. Wow! Thank you!Copy !req
356. Scarlet! Scarlet!Copy !req
357. Thank you so much!Copy !req
358. Okay.Copy !req
359. Ah.Copy !req
360. When I started out,
people said a womanCopy !req
361. could never rob
a bank as well as a man!Copy !req
362. Well, times change!Copy !req
363. I love you, Scarlet!Copy !req
364. Look at all those
faces out there!Copy !req
365. We are all so different!Copy !req
366. But we have one
thing in common.Copy !req
367. We were born with flippers!Copy !req
368. No? Just me? Okay.Copy !req
369. We have big dreams!Copy !req
370. And we will do anything
to make them come true!Copy !req
371. Have any of you ever dreamtCopy !req
372. of working for the greatest
super-villain of all time?Copy !req
373. Yeah!Copy !req
374. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
375. Well, what if
I were to tell youCopy !req
376. that I am looking
for new henchmen?Copy !req
377. Hey, boss! Boss!Copy !req
378. I truly believe
somewhere out thereCopy !req
379. is a villain with the potential
to serve greatness!Copy !req
380. And it could be any of you.Copy !req
381. Whoa!Copy !req
382. Although,
let's not kid ourselves.Copy !req
383. Truly, the only men for this job
are Kevin and his Minions!Copy !req
384. - Huh? But... But...
- Ten times the evilCopy !req
385. in half the package!
I am just in awe!Copy !req
386. Let's hear it for Kevin.Copy !req
387. He saved his tribe!Copy !req
388. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!Copy !req
389. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin...
Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
390. Argh!Copy !req
391. So, how should we
do this? Hmm.Copy !req
392. Oh.Copy !req
393. You see this
tiny little trinket?Copy !req
394. Well, just take it from my hand
and you've got the job.Copy !req
395. No big deal,
it's almost too simple.Copy !req
396. Uh...Copy !req
397. Oh, come on!
Don't be afraid.Copy !req
398. Just take the stone
and get that job! Come on!Copy !req
399. Oh, okay.Copy !req
400. Boss!Copy !req
401. That job is mine!Copy !req
402. Ooh!Copy !req
403. Now go easy on me.Copy !req
404. Whoops!Copy !req
405. Love the costume!Copy !req
406. Ha!Copy !req
407. Uh...Copy !req
408. So cool!Copy !req
409. Tim? Tim!Copy !req
410. Uh...Copy !req
411. Oh, no, Bob!Copy !req
412. Ah! Tim! Tim!Copy !req
413. Is no one good enough?Copy !req
414. Bob!Copy !req
415. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
416. Ah!Copy !req
417. Didn't my speech inspire anyoneCopy !req
418. to rise up and
prove themselves worthy?Copy !req
419. All these villains and
yet I still have the bear.Copy !req
420. Stuffed bear!
Why am I holding a bear?Copy !req
421. Who has the ruby?Copy !req
422. Wow! Who...Copy !req
423. Who are you,
my knights in shining denim?Copy !req
424. Stuart.Copy !req
425. - ... Bob.
- Minions!Copy !req
426. That was incredible!Copy !req
427. Behold! The last
creatures you'd expectCopy !req
428. to win the day have emerged victorious!Copy !req
429. Everyone, meet my
new henchmen. The Minions!Copy !req
430. Kumbaya! Kumbaya! Kumbaya!Copy !req
431. Kumbaya!Copy !req
432. Hey!
I know those guys! I gave them a ride here!Copy !req
433. Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
434. Buckle up, boys!
Next stop, England.Copy !req
435. Oh...Copy !req
436. Bello?Copy !req
437. Hey, Kevin! Eh?Copy !req
438. Boss? In England?Copy !req
439. Nah, Boss!Copy !req
440. Ah, uh... Bello, Kevin?Copy !req
441. England?Copy !req
442. Uh-huh. ... Boss?Copy !req
443. Scarlet Popapil. Ah.Copy !req
444. Bello? Bello! Bello?Copy !req
445. Oh!
Wow!Copy !req
446. Ah!Copy !req
447. Here we go! There.Copy !req
448. By the way,
I really like your bear.Copy !req
449. Herb! My baby!Copy !req
450. You know I am!Copy !req
451. How'd it go?Copy !req
452. Were you evil?Copy !req
453. So evil!
Oh!Copy !req
454. A little bird
dropped this off today.Copy !req
455. It's me,
I'm the "H."Copy !req
456. Also, there was no bird.
Also me.Copy !req
457. Herb, seriously,
I wanna dig up that William ShakespeareCopy !req
458. so he can see
what true writing is.Copy !req
459. I love it!Copy !req
460. Ah, that works out because I love...Copy !req
461. Well, I love... too.Copy !req
462. Ah, the love, ah!Copy !req
463. Oh! Oh, ah.Copy !req
464. Oh, boys,
could you come here, please?Copy !req
465. Meet my husband, Herb.
Inventor, super genius, fox.Copy !req
466. Herb, these are
the new recruits.Copy !req
467. Kevin, Stuart, and that
cute little one is Bob.Copy !req
468. Hey, Bello!Copy !req
469. Right on! You guys are crazy
little and way yellow,Copy !req
470. And I dig that!Copy !req
471. Sweet, man!Copy !req
472. Ah, ah.Copy !req
473. Whoa!Copy !req
474. I know, right?
Ah!Copy !req
475. Just a few things I
stole to help fill the void.Copy !req
476. - Whoa!
- ... mega ukulele!Copy !req
477. Checkin' out my can?Copy !req
478. We stole that
because finally someoneCopy !req
479. expressed my love of
soup in painting form.Copy !req
480. Wow!
Ooh!Copy !req
481. Okay, listen up!
It is time to get down to business.Copy !req
482. Do you know who this is?Copy !req
483. Uh...Copy !req
484. This is Queen Elizabeth,
ruler of England.Copy !req
485. Oh, I love England.
The music, the fashion.Copy !req
486. I'm seriously thinking
about overthrowing it someday.Copy !req
487. Ooh!Copy !req
488. Anyway, this pale
drink of water oversees it all.Copy !req
489. I'm her biggest fan,
love her work!Copy !req
490. And I really, really,
really want her crown.Copy !req
491. Steal me the crown
and all your dreams come true.Copy !req
492. Respect! Power!Copy !req
493. Banana!Copy !req
494. Banana!Copy !req
495. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
496. Ha!Copy !req
497. Henry!Copy !req
498. England. Uh...Copy !req
499. England...Copy !req
500. Oh, uh...Copy !req
501. Hmm.Copy !req
502. Heh.Copy !req
503. - Wow!
- Whoa.Copy !req
504. Ooh-la-la.Copy !req
505. - No!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
506. Don't get too close, boys.Copy !req
507. When it's completed,
it'll be my ultimate weapon.Copy !req
508. But right now, it's leaking radiation
like you would not believe!Copy !req
509. So, you're here for gear.Copy !req
510. Whoa!Copy !req
511. Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.Copy !req
512. You get my far-out stretch suit.Copy !req
513. Wow!Copy !req
514. Kevin, Kev-bo,
Seventh Kevin,Copy !req
515. you are the proud owner
of my lava lamp gun.Copy !req
516. Ah?
This baby shoots actual lava!Copy !req
517. Ooh!Copy !req
518. Pretty cool, right?Copy !req
519. And finally, Stu. Stu-art,
Stu-perman, Beef Stu.Copy !req
520. I got you the coolest invention,
probably ever.Copy !req
521. Oh.Copy !req
522. Hypno-hat!
Uh, oh.Copy !req
523. Uh...Copy !req
524. You can use it to
hypnotize anyone. Anyone!Copy !req
525. Oh, you look so great!Copy !req
526. I feel like a proud mama
with threeCopy !req
527. dashing evil sons.Copy !req
528. - Uh, Scarlet,
- Scarlet...Copy !req
529. No, no. Don't say anything.
I won't understand.Copy !req
530. It's getting late.
You've had a big day, you must be exhausted!Copy !req
531. Boing, boing, boing,
boing, boing...Copy !req
532. Wow! These cats
are pumped!Copy !req
533. Well, maybe I'll settle them down
with a bedtime story?Copy !req
534. Ha-ha!Copy !req
535. How does that sound, Bob?
Bob. Bob! Bob!Copy !req
536. Oh! Bedtime porry?Copy !req
537. That is a groovy idea!
I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.Copy !req
538. This is gonna be so fun!Copy !req
539. bedtime porry.Copy !req
540. Oh, yes, I've got a really,
really good bedtime porry.Copy !req
541. Once upon a time,
there were three little pigs.Copy !req
542. One fateful day, the pigs
encountered a big, bad wolf...Copy !req
543. who had a wonderful
surprise for them!Copy !req
544. The wolf offered the three
piggies and all their friendsCopy !req
545. a job working for her.Copy !req
546. Everyone would be so happy!Copy !req
547. All the three
little piggies had to doCopy !req
548. was just steal one little crownCopy !req
549. that the beautiful wolf
had wantedCopy !req
550. ever since she was
a penniless little street cub,Copy !req
551. unloved and abandoned.Copy !req
552. But that crown would mean
she was a princess,Copy !req
553. and everybody loves a princess!Copy !req
554. So the wolf sent the piggies
to get that crown.Copy !req
555. But the little pigs
weren't up to the challenge.Copy !req
556. They failed their mission.Copy !req
557. So the wolf huffed and puffed,
and she blew them off the face of the earth!Copy !req
558. Yo, po, po!Copy !req
559. The end.Copy !req
560. Good luck getting
that crown tomorrow, little piggies.Copy !req
561. I know you won't disappoint me.Copy !req
562. Um.Copy !req
563. Okay.Copy !req
564. Scarlet.Copy !req
565. Which way is the loo, please?
Hmm.Copy !req
566. Oh, thank you.
Ah.Copy !req
567. Bello.Copy !req
568. - Uh...
- ... please.Copy !req
569. You're not allowed in without an adult.
Scram, hooligans!Copy !req
570. Oh.Copy !req
571. Uh, mm.Copy !req
572. Ooh...Copy !req
573. Oh, la...Copy !req
574. Stuart...Copy !req
575. How many tickets, please?Copy !req
576. please.Copy !req
577. please.Copy !req
578. Enjoy yourself, love.Copy !req
579. Thank you!Copy !req
580. It was nowhere near Hyde Park!Copy !req
581. Bob's your uncle.Copy !req
582. Huh, hmm.Copy !req
583. Okay.Copy !req
584. Okay.Copy !req
585. Huh? Ah!Copy !req
586. He-hey.Copy !req
587. Okay.Copy !req
588. Hey!Copy !req
589. What are you doing here?Copy !req
590. This is a restricted area!
Hands in the air!Copy !req
591. No...Copy !req
592. Stop that!Copy !req
593. Get back.Copy !req
594. Yay!Copy !req
595. Ah!Copy !req
596. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
597. Bob, Stuart...Copy !req
598. So...Copy !req
599. So, you came for
the Queen's crown, did you?Copy !req
600. Well, you're gonna
have to get through me!Copy !req
601. The Keeper of the Crown!Copy !req
602. Ow! Hey!Copy !req
603. You think it's
funny to mock the elderly, do you?Copy !req
604. Uh...Copy !req
605. I've been up here for decades,Copy !req
606. just waiting for someone to tryCopy !req
607. and steal the Queen's treasure!Copy !req
608. Okay.Copy !req
609. What are you saying?
Never mind, don't care!Copy !req
610. Oh, no!Copy !req
611. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
612. Oh, flippin' heck!Copy !req
613. What's goin' on?Copy !req
614. Bob...Copy !req
615. - Eh... Hmm.
- Wow.Copy !req
616. Hello!Copy !req
617. Huh?Copy !req
618. Hello!Copy !req
619. Stone the crows!Copy !req
620. Stop him, lads!
Wait!Copy !req
621. Go for the legs!Copy !req
622. Gordon Bennett!Copy !req
623. Kevin!Copy !req
624. The Queen's
been kidnapped, Sarge!Copy !req
625. Blimey!Copy !req
626. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
627. Ooh!Copy !req
628. Ha! Boo-ya!Copy !req
629. Huh. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
630. What's going on?
Bello!Copy !req
631. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
632. - Whoa!
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
633. No!Copy !req
634. Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!Copy !req
635. Huh? Hmm?Copy !req
636. Huh?Copy !req
637. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
638. Oh, dear!Copy !req
639. Ah! Ahhh!Copy !req
640. Yeah!Copy !req
641. You scoundrel!
After them! Uh-oh.Copy !req
642. Stop the blighter!Copy !req
643. Go on, grab him!Copy !req
644. Huh?Copy !req
645. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
646. Cor, blimey!Copy !req
647. One of England's most famous
myths has become a realityCopy !req
648. as a new king has been crowned.Copy !req
649. Bob, who appears to be
a bald, jaundiced child,Copy !req
650. has pulled the famed sword
right from its stone,Copy !req
651. which, legend dictates,
makes him the new king.Copy !req
652. Tiny yellow traitor!Copy !req
653. England!Copy !req
654. England! England!Copy !req
655. England! England! England!Copy !req
656. England! England...Copy !req
657. Ha, ha!Copy !req
658. Bello!Copy !req
659. Bello!Copy !req
660. Cut!Copy !req
661. Hey, Bob.Copy !req
662. - Hello, King Bob.
- Uh...Copy !req
663. Welcome to Buckingham Palace.Copy !req
664. Uh, no.Copy !req
665. Oh, what's the matter,
Your Majesty?Copy !req
666. Whatever's bothering you,
we can make it right.Copy !req
667. Just name it!Copy !req
668. Oh.Copy !req
669. Buddies!Copy !req
670. Buddies! Buddies!Copy !req
671. Buddies!Copy !req
672. Oh.Copy !req
673. Uh...Copy !req
674. King Bob!Copy !req
675. Long live the king!Copy !req
676. King Bob!Copy !req
677. Bob...
King...Copy !req
678. So...Copy !req
679. King Bob!Copy !req
680. Oh... Yeah!Copy !req
681. King Bob! Wait!Copy !req
682. - Wow!
- Whoa!Copy !req
683. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
684. Oh...Copy !req
685. Yee-haw!Copy !req
686. King Bob!Copy !req
687. Hyah!Copy !req
688. Hmm? Huh! Ah!Copy !req
689. Yes, King Bob. Oh.Copy !req
690. King Bob?Copy !req
691. King Bob?Copy !req
692. Ah, Claire.Copy !req
693. Mmm, Tiffany.Copy !req
694. Rawr!Copy !req
695. Ball!Copy !req
696. How dare you!Copy !req
697. Scarlet!Copy !req
698. Don't you "Scarlet" me,
you backstabbing little traitors!Copy !req
699. Using Herb's invention
to steal my crown?Copy !req
700. I feel used.
Not gonna lie.Copy !req
701. You stole my dream!
I was going to conquer England someday!Copy !req
702. There was gonna be a coronation,Copy !req
703. and I was going
to be made Queen.Copy !req
704. Every moment was planned.Copy !req
705. I'd wear a dress so sparkly,
it glowed!Copy !req
706. And everyone who ever
doubted me would be watching,Copy !req
707. and they would be crying!Copy !req
708. I was going to be
the picture of elegance and class!Copy !req
709. And you pinheads screwed it up!Copy !req
710. No, no, no!Copy !req
711. No, no, no, King Bob!
You cannot just abdicate the throne!Copy !req
712. Who invited the square?Copy !req
713. And you definitely cannot just
give the job to this woman!Copy !req
714. There are laws!Copy !req
715. Boss.
Boss.Copy !req
716. Scarlet Popapil!Copy !req
717. King Bob has officially changed the law,Copy !req
718. Clearing the way
for Scarlet OverkillCopy !req
719. to be crowned Queen of England!Copy !req
720. She will be coronated
at London's historic Westminster Abbey.Copy !req
721. If I wasn't so polite, I'd say this spells
certain doom for the country,Copy !req
722. if not the world.Copy !req
723. But I'm so very polite
that I shall keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
724. But, seriously,
we're all in big trouble.Copy !req
725. Scarlet! Scarlet!Copy !req
726. I don't have time
to answer any questions.Copy !req
727. I just want to
thank the MinionsCopy !req
728. for going above and
beyond the call of duty.Copy !req
729. You are three tiny, golden...Copy !req
730. pill shaped
miracle workers,Copy !req
731. and you have stolen
not just England but my heart.Copy !req
732. Scarlet, over here!Copy !req
733. Pardon me?Copy !req
734. Eh?Copy !req
735. Wow! So many!
Good for you!Copy !req
736. Well, you'll all
get what you deserve.Copy !req
737. Serve!
serve!Copy !req
738. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
739. Oh.Copy !req
740. Go ahead, go ahead.Copy !req
741. Uh...Copy !req
742. Uh...Copy !req
743. I don't want you to take this
the wrong way, but I hate you.Copy !req
744. I thought I could get over what you did,
but I feel so betrayed.Copy !req
745. I think...
Yes, I think we're gonna have to break up.Copy !req
746. And it's not you.Copy !req
747. Wait, hold on.
It is you. It's 100% you!Copy !req
748. No, no.Copy !req
749. So get comfortable, Minions.
Get real, real comfortable.Copy !req
750. Because this is where
you're going to spendCopy !req
751. the rest of your
worthless little lives.Copy !req
752. All right!
Let's do this!Copy !req
753. Herb!Copy !req
754. Who's this handsome "Herb" fella?Copy !req
755. No, my name is "Blerb."
I'm a dungeon master.Copy !req
756. Prepare for torture,
which I do!Copy !req
757. All right, are we comfy?
Doesn't matter! This is torture!Copy !req
758. - Huh.
- Oh.Copy !req
759. Wow! Harder than I thought.
Next machine!Copy !req
760. Oh, welcome to Hang Town!
Population, you!Copy !req
761. Oh.Copy !req
762. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
763. Cut it out! This is
really unprofessional!Copy !req
764. There's no laughing
in the dungeon!Copy !req
765. I wanna see tears and
I wanna hear screams,Copy !req
766. or I'm gonna get... Wait!Copy !req
767. Hey!
Ooh! I've got a groovy idea!Copy !req
768. Ah!Copy !req
769. Look at this!
Argh!Copy !req
770. Hello!
Will the future king, Herb Overkill,Copy !req
771. please come upstairs
to prepare for the coronation?Copy !req
772. Well, I hope you learned
your lesson for today.Copy !req
773. And by the way, it was me,
Herb, the whole time!Copy !req
774. I don't even know
anyone named "Blerb"!Copy !req
775. Uh, Herb...Copy !req
776. Oh. Huh.Copy !req
777. I am hours away from becoming
the Queen of England!Copy !req
778. I know! It's a gas!Copy !req
779. I will finally get my crown.
Yeah.Copy !req
780. It's all I've ever wanted.
I'm going to be so happy.Copy !req
781. But let me ask you
something, Fabrice.Copy !req
782. Does that look like this to you?Copy !req
783. Mrs. Overkill, the hair in that picture,
it's just two wavy lines!Copy !req
784. Oh, so, what,
now you're an art critic?Copy !req
785. I drew that when I was five years old!
Get out of my sight!Copy !req
786. Bye, Fabrice!Copy !req
787. I liked him. He was fun.Copy !req
788. So, what do you
think of the dress?Copy !req
789. Oh, it's so beautiful.
So fashion-forward. So Valentino.Copy !req
790. Gave it a sweetheart
neckline because you're my sweetheart.Copy !req
791. The high collar
and cinched waistCopy !req
792. reflect a simpler,
more violent time.Copy !req
793. The material is a blend of taffeta
and high-density body armor.Copy !req
794. Fully armed and loaded.Copy !req
795. And that glow,
that's nuclear.Copy !req
796. Nice. Just one more
thing to do.Copy !req
797. Gotta look good for the public.Copy !req
798. Ugh.Copy !req
799. Do you mind?Copy !req
800. My pleasure.Copy !req
801. Little tighter, sweetie.
Come on, I can take it.Copy !req
802. Little tighter.Copy !req
803. Tighter!Copy !req
804. Must have tiny waist.Copy !req
805. Seeing stars, seeing stars!Copy !req
806. Losing feeling in my legs. Perfect!
Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it.Copy !req
807. Huh?Copy !req
808. Ah. Bob! Stuart!Copy !req
809. Eh?Copy !req
810. Ooh! Bello!
Ooh-ooh!Copy !req
811. Ah! Oh.Copy !req
812. Ah.Copy !req
813. Huh!Copy !req
814. Ah.Copy !req
815. - Eh, eh, Kevin...
- ... Scarlet.Copy !req
816. Ah!Copy !req
817. "Porry Scarlet."Copy !req
818. He, he!
Boss.Copy !req
819. Oh.Copy !req
820. Ah, okay!Copy !req
821. Huh?Copy !req
822. I love you, Scarlet!Copy !req
823. Queen wave, queen wave!
Queen waving!Copy !req
824. I am so, so excited! This is perfect!Copy !req
825. Everyone looks so nice!Copy !req
826. Oh! Oh, you are just adorable!Copy !req
827. Oh, yes!Copy !req
828. And that music, oh!Copy !req
829. Who is that organist?
She is good! Right? She looks like an Edna.Copy !req
830. Edna, you are very good!
Who was that? Whoa!Copy !req
831. - Thanks for doing this, padre. Big fan.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
832. Come here, let me squeeze you!
Oh, you are so squishy!Copy !req
833. Scarlet.Copy !req
834. Go, go, Go!Copy !req
835. Ouch! Ouch!Copy !req
836. sayonara!Copy !req
837. Ciao...Copy !req
838. Bob...Copy !req
839. Stuart!Copy !req
840. Aww! Oo-ooh!Copy !req
841. Okay!Copy !req
842. Oh! Beh...Copy !req
843. Will you to your powerCopy !req
844. cause law and justice...Copy !req
845. Popapil!Copy !req
846. Oh!
Ah...Copy !req
847. Hmm? Ah...Copy !req
848. Huh? Uh... Uh...Copy !req
849. Stopa!Copy !req
850. Bah!Copy !req
851. In mercy...Copy !req
852. No, no, no!Copy !req
853. Do you, Scarlet Overkill...Copy !req
854. Yeah!Copy !req
855. Huh? Oh?Copy !req
856. No!Copy !req
857. Uh, mmm...Copy !req
858. Bob.Copy !req
859. I proclaim thee,
Scarlet Overkill,Copy !req
860. the Queen of England!
Oh! Huh?Copy !req
861. Kevin!Copy !req
862. Huh?Copy !req
863. Scarlet! Scarlet, my queen?Copy !req
864. Somebody help me!Copy !req
865. Come on, come on!
Lift on two. One, two!Copy !req
866. One, two!Copy !req
867. Huh?Copy !req
868. Scarlet! You're okay!Copy !req
869. He tried to kill me!Copy !req
870. Uh, no...Copy !req
871. Villains, this is no longer a coronation!
It is an execution!Copy !req
872. Get them!Copy !req
873. Whoa, Nelly!
Run, fellas, run!Copy !req
874. Come back here, you!Copy !req
875. Ah!Copy !req
876. Uh?Copy !req
877. Hyah!Copy !req
878. Aah!Copy !req
879. You're mine!Copy !req
880. Stuart, Bob! Uh...Copy !req
881. Oops!Copy !req
882. Oh!Copy !req
883. Hey! I got one!Copy !req
884. Tim!Copy !req
885. Huh?Copy !req
886. Oh? Aww! Oh!Copy !req
887. Uh? Eh?Copy !req
888. Tim!Copy !req
889. Stuart! Bob!Copy !req
890. Buddies!Copy !req
891. Mind the gap.Copy !req
892. Mind the gap.Copy !req
893. Mind the gap!
Mind the gap! Mind the gap!Copy !req
894. Mind the gap.Copy !req
895. Mind the gap!Copy !req
896. He won't get away!Copy !req
897. He won't escape us!Copy !req
898. Huh?Copy !req
899. What about this one?Copy !req
900. Why did the queen go to the dentist?Copy !req
901. To get her teeth crowned.Copy !req
902. Heh!Copy !req
903. Tell us another one, Lizzy!Copy !req
904. Uh, uh...Copy !req
905. Bello!
Oh!Copy !req
906. It's you.Copy !req
907. Everyone, this is one
of the little fellowsCopy !req
908. who stole the monarchy from me.Copy !req
909. And how's that
working out for you?Copy !req
910. Uh, Scarlet...Copy !req
911. Oh, yes, yes, I saw what
was going on on the telly.Copy !req
912. Uh, telly?Copy !req
913. What was meant to
be the coronation ofCopy !req
914. Scarlet Overkill has
gone terribly wrong as...Copy !req
915. Move!Copy !req
916. Kevin, Kevin,
I know you're out there.Copy !req
917. You think you've gotten away?
Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
918. Bello!Copy !req
919. Oh, my goodness!
Bob? Stuart?Copy !req
920. Which one shall I kill first?Copy !req
921. Little Bob? Stuart?Copy !req
922. Bob! Stuart!Copy !req
923. I will do it, Kevin,
if you are not back here by dawn!Copy !req
924. Oh, my!Copy !req
925. No!Copy !req
926. buddies!Copy !req
927. Scarlet.Copy !req
928. There he is!Copy !req
929. Follow me!Copy !req
930. Ah! Ha-haa!Copy !req
931. Who the man, eh?Copy !req
932. Uh... Oh!Copy !req
933. Oh.Copy !req
934. Harder! It's just my head.Copy !req
935. Oh, no!Copy !req
936. This way! Let's get him!Copy !req
937. Go, go, go!Copy !req
938. No!Copy !req
939. Huh?Copy !req
940. Oh.Copy !req
941. Huh?Copy !req
942. Ultimate weapon initiated.Copy !req
943. Activation in three, two, one.Copy !req
944. Bello.Copy !req
945. Huh?
buddies!Copy !req
946. This is it, boys!Copy !req
947. Things do not
look good for you.Copy !req
948. Oh, and I'm keeping the bear.Copy !req
949. Tim!Copy !req
950. You're not gonna need him
where you're going.Copy !req
951. Heaven.Copy !req
952. Huh? Uh... Aah!Copy !req
953. Shoosh, shoosh,
shoosh, shoosh! Oh!Copy !req
954. Huh? Ah!Copy !req
955. Bye-bye. Say bye-bye,
Bob. Bye-bye!Copy !req
956. Huh?Copy !req
957. Oh, whoa!Copy !req
958. Wait, what? How did he...Copy !req
959. Hold my bear.Copy !req
960. Huh?Copy !req
961. Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Kevin!Copy !req
962. So, that's your plan?Copy !req
963. Make yourself a bigger target?Copy !req
964. Huh?Copy !req
965. K-K-Kevin? Hey!Copy !req
966. Kevin!Copy !req
967. Whoa!Copy !req
968. Ow!Copy !req
969. And so help me,Copy !req
970. I never wanna
see another one ofCopy !req
971. your goofy, bug-eyed
faces ever again!Copy !req
972. - Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet!
- What?Copy !req
973. Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!Copy !req
974. Oh no, you don't!Copy !req
975. Whoa!Copy !req
976. And just for the record,
my little deviled eggs,Copy !req
977. you can thank Kevin
for what I'm about to do to you!Copy !req
978. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
979. Bob! Stuart! Buddies!Copy !req
980. Tony!Copy !req
981. Tom!Copy !req
982. Chris!Copy !req
983. You the man!Copy !req
984. Buddies! Mazel tov.Copy !req
985. Ugh! Ew!Copy !req
986. Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin!Copy !req
987. Enough! This ends now!Copy !req
988. Kevin!Copy !req
989. You imbecile!
Have fun exploding!Copy !req
990. Baby!Copy !req
991. What's the rush?Copy !req
992. Got to get out of here!Copy !req
993. Let us go!Copy !req
994. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
995. Kevin!Copy !req
996. Kevin...Copy !req
997. Huh?Copy !req
998. Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
999. Ooh!Copy !req
1000. Stuart?
Hmm.Copy !req
1001. Bob?Copy !req
1002. Okay.Copy !req
1003. Ladies and gentlemen, we are here
today to celebrate the Minions!Copy !req
1004. Huh!Copy !req
1005. The country owes you
a great debt of gratitude.Copy !req
1006. Bob, you were a wise and
noble king for all of eight hours.Copy !req
1007. So for you, I offer this tiny crown
for your teddy bear, Tim.Copy !req
1008. Oh, very good, Bob!Copy !req
1009. Oh, spectacular!Copy !req
1010. I'm so proud of you boys!Copy !req
1011. Oh, Stuart.Copy !req
1012. For you, I have this beautiful,
super-duper, incredible...Copy !req
1013. Ah!
snow globe!Copy !req
1014. Eh? Poglobe?
Uh, ze...Copy !req
1015. And look, look,
hours of excitement!Copy !req
1016. Oh, uh...Copy !req
1017. Yippee.
Uh, eh, gracias.Copy !req
1018. Stuart, we're just
messing with you!Copy !req
1019. Don't be mad at me,
it was Kevin's idea.Copy !req
1020. Kevin!Copy !req
1021. We have a much
better surprise for you!Copy !req
1022. super mega ukulele!Copy !req
1023. Uh... Wow!Copy !req
1024. poglobe.Copy !req
1025. Thank you.Copy !req
1026. Right. Uh...Copy !req
1027. And finally, Kevin!Copy !req
1028. You are a hero of
the highest order.Copy !req
1029. For your bravery and valor,
I am knighting you.Copy !req
1030. From here on out,
you are Sir Kevin.Copy !req
1031. Well done.Copy !req
1032. What a beautiful moment!Copy !req
1033. Kumbaya!
Kumbaya!Copy !req
1034. The nation, nay, the world was
celebrating Kevin, Stuart and Bob.Copy !req
1035. The last few thousand years
were rough, no question,Copy !req
1036. but things were
finally going their way!Copy !req
1037. Kevin had never been more proud.Copy !req
1038. But something was missing.Copy !req
1039. Yes, good show, good show!Copy !req
1040. My crown is gone! It's gone!Copy !req
1041. Blimey!Copy !req
1042. She's lost the crown!
Oh, my days!Copy !req
1043. Scarlet?Copy !req
1044. Scarlet! Hey!Copy !req
1045. Scarlet! Hey!Copy !req
1046. They took everything from me!
My castle! My reputation!Copy !req
1047. Things look bleak,
baby, I'm not gonna lie!Copy !req
1048. But now at least
I have my crown!Copy !req
1049. Child, give me that back.Copy !req
1050. No, I don't think so!Copy !req
1051. You have no idea who
you're messing with!Copy !req
1052. I am the greatest
super-villain of all time!Copy !req
1053. Oh!Copy !req
1054. Were you?Copy !req
1055. B... B... Buddies...Copy !req
1056. Ah!Copy !req
1057. Boss! Ha, ha!Copy !req
1058. Get back! Are you really going
to allow that little penguinCopy !req
1059. to make off with my crown?Copy !req
1060. Herb.Copy !req
1061. I'm done.Copy !req
1062. For me?Copy !req
1063. Bye-bye!Copy !req
1064. Big boss!Copy !req
1065. And that is how the Minions
found their new boss.Copy !req
1066. He was cunning,
he was evil, he was perfect.Copy !req
1067. He was despicable.Copy !req
1068. Huh?Copy !req
1069. Banana!
Banana!Copy !req
1070. Banana!Copy !req
1071. Banana! Banana! Banana!Copy !req
1072. Banana!Copy !req
1073. Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!Copy !req
1074. Gru! Gru! Gru!Copy !req
1075. Gru!Copy !req
1076. Bob...Copy !req
1077. Hey! Come back here!Copy !req
1078. Freeze ray!Copy !req