1. Minions.Copy !req
2. Minions have been on this planet
far longer! than we have.Copy !req
3. They go by many names
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.Copy !req
4. Oh, that one is Norbert.Copy !req
5. He's an idiot.Copy !req
6. They're all different, but
they all share the same goal.Copy !req
7. To serve the mast despicable
master they could find.Copy !req
8. Boss!Copy !req
9. Making their master happy was the
tribe's very reason for existence.Copy !req
10. But that's not to say that they
didn't have other passions.Copy !req
11. Huh?Copy !req
12. Finding a boss was easy.Copy !req
13. But keeping a boss,
therein lies the rub.Copy !req
14. Nope, it wasn't
easy for these guys.Copy !req
15. But may never gave up.Copy !req
16. With the emergence
of the Stone AgeCopy !req
17. came the rise
of a new species.Copy !req
18. Man was very different
from the dinosaur.Copy !req
19. He was shorter, hairier,Copy !req
20. and way, way smarter.Copy !req
21. The Minions took
an instant liking to man,Copy !req
22. and helped him
the best they could.Copy !req
23. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
24. Eh?Copy !req
25. Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile.Copy !req
26. So, so delicious!Copy !req
27. Their quest for a boss put
the Minions from and centerCopy !req
28. for some of civilization's
most historic moments.Copy !req
29. Anubis!Copy !req
30. Ancient Egypt
held great promise.Copy !req
31. Okay! Pancake!Copy !req
32. But it didn't last long.Copy !req
33. Hmm. Oh!Copy !req
34. Ow!Copy !req
35. The Dark Ages were
actually fun times.Copy !req
36. Their new master
had a tendencyCopy !req
37. to party all night
and sleep all day.Copy !req
38. Ooh!Copy !req
39. Oh.Copy !req
40. But eventually,
the party was over.Copy !req
41. They bounced from
one evil boss to another,Copy !req
42. but they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.Copy !req
43. One particular employer took
their failure very, very badly.Copy !req
44. Huh?Copy !req
45. The Minions had no other
choice but to keep moving.Copy !req
46. Oh.Copy !req
47. And then,
when all hope seemed lost,Copy !req
48. they found sanctuary.Copy !req
49. The Minions were safe!Copy !req
50. Years passed as the Minions
forged their own civilization.Copy !req
51. They truly made
a life for themselves.Copy !req
52. But something
just wasn't right.Copy !req
53. They felt empty inside.Copy !req
54. Without a master,
they had no purpose.Copy !req
55. They became aimless
and depressed.Copy !req
56. If this continued any longer,
the Minions would perish.Copy !req
57. But all was not lost
for one Minion had a plan.Copy !req
58. His name was Kevin.Copy !req
59. He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.Copy !req
60. He'd been preparing
for days, weeks, months.Copy !req
61. But now he was ready.Copy !req
62. Buddies!Copy !req
63. Kevin would leave the cave...Copy !req
64. go back
to the outside world,Copy !req
65. and he would not return
until he had found his tribeCopy !req
66. the biggest,
baddest villain to serve.Copy !req
67. But he needed help.Copy !req
68. Me!Copy !req
69. Bob was eager to go,Copy !req
70. but Kevin felt he was
just not strong enoughCopy !req
71. for the dangerous
journey ahead.Copy !req
72. Uh, no.Copy !req
73. Luckily, someone stepped up.Copy !req
74. Stuart!Copy !req
75. Huh? Me, me?
Oh! Thank you.Copy !req
76. Truth be told, Stuart had
no idea what he was chosen for...Copy !req
77. but was thrilled it
made people cheer for him.Copy !req
78. Thank you.Copy !req
79. Me!Copy !req
80. Eh, okay.Copy !req
81. Eventually,
Bob's energy and enthusiasm,Copy !req
82. but mostly lack of other
volunteers, changed Kevin's mind.Copy !req
83. The tribe said
their farewells.Copy !req
84. Kevin had given them something they
hadn't had in a very long time.Copy !req
85. Hope.Copy !req
86. Bob!Copy !req
87. Hey, Tony!Copy !req
88. Tom...Copy !req
89. Chris...Copy !req
90. Hey, Bob.Copy !req
91. Oh.Copy !req
92. Bye-bye.Copy !req
93. Kevin felt pride.Copy !req
94. He was going to be
the one to save his tribe.Copy !req
95. Stuart felt hungry mostly.Copy !req
96. He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.Copy !req
97. And Bob...Copy !req
98. Bob was frightened
of the journey ahead.Copy !req
99. Ah. Okay.Copy !req
100. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
101. And they were oft.Copy !req
102. Off to find their new boss!Copy !req
103. Huh? Kevin!Copy !req
104. Huh?Copy !req
105. Huh? Banana!Copy !req
106. Uh, Stuart?Copy !req
107. Banana. Banana!Copy !req
108. Ugh! Ugh! Stuart!Copy !req
109. Stopa!Copy !req
110. Uh, Bob! Stopa!Copy !req
111. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
112. Bob!
Huh?Copy !req
113. Uh, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
114. Profiterole.Copy !req
115. No, no, no!Copy !req
116. Stuart...Copy !req
117. Ah!Copy !req
118. Oh, look at that one!
Whoa!Copy !req
119. Peace!
Make love, not war!Copy !req
120. Peace and love!Copy !req
121. Boo-ya!
Boo-ya! Boo-ya!Copy !req
122. Hey, hey, hey, oh.Copy !req
123. Kashmiri?Copy !req
124. Boo-ya!
Boo-ya! Boo-ya!Copy !req
125. Oh.Copy !req
126. Banana!Copy !req
127. - Hey! Hey, taxi!
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
128. Oh.Copy !req
129. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
130. Banana! Hey hey!Copy !req
131. Stuart! Hey, oh!Copy !req
132. Kevin!Copy !req
133. Bob!Copy !req
134. Oh. Bello!Copy !req
135. Bob!Copy !req
136. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
137. Ah! Bob!Copy !req
138. Huh? Whoa!Copy !req
139. Women's bell bottoms
and tie-dye shirts marked down.Copy !req
140. Check out our wide selection
of go-go boots and miniskirts.Copy !req
141. Bob!Copy !req
142. Okay.Copy !req
143. Huh?Copy !req
144. Bob!Copy !req
145. The store is now closing.Copy !req
146. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
147. Bob!Copy !req
148. Give me that!Copy !req
149. Kevin!Copy !req
150. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
151. Ah.Copy !req
152. Huh?Copy !req
153. Oh.Copy !req
154. Oh. Hey!Copy !req
155. buddies.Copy !req
156. No? Oh.Copy !req
157. Bob! Bob!Copy !req
158. Oh.Copy !req
159. Oh.
Tim.Copy !req
160. Oh!
Me Tim!Copy !req
161. Mmm, thank you! Hmm?Copy !req
162. Stuart?Copy !req
163. Uh, nah.Copy !req
164. Okay, okay.Copy !req
165. Oh. "Dating game."Copy !req
166. Okay.Copy !req
167. And welcome back
to The Dating Game!Copy !req
168. Well, Jennifer...Copy !req
169. have you decidedCopy !req
170. which of these three gentlemen
you'll go an a date with?Copy !req
171. Is it Bob?Copy !req
172. Yeah! Go, Bob!Copy !req
173. Kevin?Copy !req
174. Kevin!Copy !req
175. Or will it be Stuart?Copy !req
176. Oh. Yo, Stuart!Copy !req
177. Gosh! This is so hard!
They all sounded so cute.Copy !req
178. Um, I think
I'm gonna go with...Copy !req
179. Stuart.Copy !req
180. VNC!Copy !req
181. You're watching the top-secret
Villain Network Channel.Copy !req
182. If you tell anyone,
we'll find you.Copy !req
183. Huh!Copy !req
184. Sponsored by Villain-Con,Copy !req
185. for 89 years straight,
the biggestCopy !req
186. gathering of
criminals anywhere!Copy !req
187. Big boss.Copy !req
188. Attend guest lectures
from esteemed villains,Copy !req
189. make contacts in
the underworld community,Copy !req
190. and for
the first time anywhere,Copy !req
191. Scarlet Overkill!Copy !req
192. Evil.Copy !req
193. So evil.Copy !req
194. Criminal genius!Copy !req
195. Hey, a girl's gotta
make a living!Copy !req
196. - Move aside, men!
- Make way.Copy !req
197. - There's a new bad man in town...
- Excuse me.Copy !req
198. .. and that man is a woman!Copy !req
199. Crime isn't pretty!Copy !req
200. It's red hot!Copy !req
201. Get to Villain-Con
this weekend.Copy !req
202. Only at 545 Orange Grove
Avenue in Orlando, Florida.Copy !req
203. So much fun, it's a crime.Copy !req
204. Oh! Villain-Con, Orlando.
Whoa-hoo!Copy !req
205. Bello! Uh, Orlando?Copy !req
206. Ugh.Copy !req
207. Hey, uh... Orlando?Copy !req
208. Oh, hello.Copy !req
209. Orlando?Copy !req
210. Uh-huh. Ah, okay. Thank you, baby!
Bye-bye!Copy !req
211. Ah.Copy !req
212. Orlando!Copy !req
213. Hey, Stuart...Copy !req
214. Oh, yeah! Far out!Copy !req
215. Love is the way, brother!Copy !req
216. Ah!Copy !req
217. Eh, no, no, no,
no, no, Kevin.Copy !req
218. Hmm.Copy !req
219. Hey! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa!Copy !req
220. Stopa! Ugh!Copy !req
221. Stuart...Copy !req
222. Oh...Copy !req
223. Oh, Walter, look!Copy !req
224. These adorable little freaks
are headed to Orlando, too!Copy !req
225. Yeah, I see that!
Hey, Walter Junior!Copy !req
226. What's happenin'?Copy !req
227. Tina.
Hi!Copy !req
228. Binky.
Mmm, mmm.Copy !req
229. What do you say we give
these fellows a ride?Copy !req
230. Yay! New friends!Copy !req
231. All aboard
the Nelson Express!Copy !req
232. You, one-eye!
You're sitting next to me!Copy !req
233. Okay.Copy !req
234. Stuart!Copy !req
235. Glad we came along before
some weirdos picked you up!Copy !req
236. Who wants apple slices?Copy !req
237. Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!Copy !req
238. Oh, you, too!Copy !req
239. Growing boy-like creatures
need their strength.Copy !req
240. Okay.Copy !req
241. Heck, yeah!Copy !req
242. Thanks, man!Copy !req
243. All righty! Who needs
to stretch their legs?Copy !req
244. Yeah!
Yes! Me, me, me!Copy !req
245. Sweet! You guys wait here,
we'll be right back.Copy !req
246. Okay, Nelsons,
let's do this!Copy !req
247. Go, go, go!Copy !req
248. Okey-dokey. On the road again.Copy !req
249. Dad! We got company!Copy !req
250. It's because I tripped
the alarm. I stink!Copy !req
251. Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum.
You're still learning.Copy !req
252. Huh! What?Copy !req
253. - Your father's right, Tina.
- Reload!Copy !req
254. He wasn't this good
at being evil overnight!Copy !req
255. Reload!
Your time's coming.Copy !req
256. It's jammed!Copy !req
257. Huh?Copy !req
258. Okay, who did that?Copy !req
259. Uh... Stuart! Huh?Copy !req
260. That was great!Copy !req
261. Thank you!Copy !req
262. Say, fellas, can we get
personal for just a second?Copy !req
263. Why are you going
to Orlando?Copy !req
264. Come on. You can tell us. You're
going to Villain-Con, aren't you?Copy !req
265. Villain-Con.Copy !req
266. Villain-Con.Copy !req
267. Wow! So many bad guys
in the car. What fun!Copy !req
268. I knew it! I knew you were villains!
Didn't I, honey?Copy !req
269. What a small world! Hope
we're not in rival gangs.Copy !req
270. Binky! Joke!
Babies, huh?Copy !req
271. Yay.Copy !req
272. Big boss!Copy !req
273. When we get to Orlando,Copy !req
274. I'm gonna get all my favorite
villains to sign my magazine!Copy !req
275. Dumo the Sumo!Copy !req
276. Boss!Copy !req
277. Oh, Kevin, you don't wanna work for him!
He ate his last henchmen!Copy !req
278. Uh...Copy !req
279. Frankie Fish Lips.Copy !req
280. He lives in the ocean.Copy !req
281. Boss?
Oh...Copy !req
282. Can you breathe
underwater?Copy !req
283. Uh, so-so.Copy !req
284. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
285. Look at her!
Scarlet Overkill!Copy !req
286. The coolest super-villain,
like, ever!Copy !req
287. She started out as your average
little girl, braces, pigtails.Copy !req
288. But by the time she was 13,
she built a criminal empire!Copy !req
289. If I was a Minion, that's
who I'd want to work for!Copy !req
290. Oh.Copy !req
291. Here we are!
Beautiful Orlando!Copy !req
292. Yeah! We're here!Copy !req
293. Orlando!Copy !req
294. Hey, gang, watch this!Copy !req
295. I help you?Copy !req
296. Yeah, hi.
Uh...Copy !req
297. We're here for, uh,
so much fun, it's a crime.Copy !req
298. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
299. Villain-Con!Copy !req
300. All right!
Here we go!Copy !req
301. Well, this is it! I wanna tell
you, and I really mean this.Copy !req
302. I really appreciate
what you didCopy !req
303. back there with the cops.
Really!Copy !req
304. Dad!
It's Frankie Fish Lips!Copy !req
305. I can smell
him from here!Copy !req
306. Junior!
Get my camera!Copy !req
307. Good luck in there,
boys!Copy !req
308. I hope you find what
you're looking for!Copy !req
309. Bye!Copy !req
310. Villain-Con!Copy !req
311. Yeah!Copy !req
312. Villain-Con!
Whoo!Copy !req
313. Okay!Copy !req
314. Oh!Copy !req
315. Any evil talents?Copy !req
316. Not bad.Copy !req
317. What about you?
Any evil talents?Copy !req
318. Uh...Copy !req
319. Bello! La, la, la! La, la, la!Copy !req
320. Eh?Copy !req
321. That's not evil
or a talent.Copy !req
322. Bello!Copy !req
323. Ha-ha!Copy !req
324. No?Copy !req
325. I'm sorry! But I'm not looking
for any more servants,Copy !req
326. for I, Professor
Flux, have inventedCopy !req
327. the world's
first time machine!Copy !req
328. Every time I visit the future, I bring
my future self back to help me.Copy !req
329. Hello!Copy !req
330. Oh.Copy !req
331. Move that over there, Professor
Flux from two weeks from now.Copy !req
332. As you can see,
I don't need any help.Copy !req
333. Oh, way to go, guys.
We killed the original!Copy !req
334. Please!Copy !req
335. Eh...Copy !req
336. Villain-Con
presents our keynote speaker,Copy !req
337. Scarlet Overkill!Copy !req
338. The world's first
female super-villain!Copy !req
339. Appearing right now in Hall H!
Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey!Copy !req
340. Buddies!Copy !req
341. Scarlet?Copy !req
342. Kevin!Copy !req
343. Are you ready...Copy !req
344. Yeah!Copy !req
345. for Scarlet Overkill!Copy !req
346. Doesn't it feel
so good to be bad?Copy !req
347. Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet! Yes!Copy !req
348. Whoo! Whoa!
Whoo!Copy !req
349. Whoa.Copy !req
350. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
351. Awesome!Copy !req
352. Yeah!Copy !req
353. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
354. Wow! Thank you!Copy !req
355. Scarlet!
Scarlet!Copy !req
356. Thank you so much!Copy !req
357. Okay.Copy !req
358. Ah.Copy !req
359. When I started out,
people said a womanCopy !req
360. could never rob
a bank as well as a man!Copy !req
361. Well,
times change!Copy !req
362. I love you, Scarlet!Copy !req
363. Look at all those
faces out there!Copy !req
364. We are all so different!Copy !req
365. But we have one
thing in common.Copy !req
366. We were
born with flippers!Copy !req
367. No? Just me? Okay.Copy !req
368. We have big dreams!Copy !req
369. And we will do anything
to make them come true!Copy !req
370. Have any
of you ever dreamtCopy !req
371. of working for the greatest
super-villain of all time?Copy !req
372. Yeah!Copy !req
373. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
374. Well, what if
I were to tell youCopy !req
375. that I am looking
for new henchmen?Copy !req
376. Hey, boss! Boss!Copy !req
377. I truly believe
somewhere out thereCopy !req
378. is a villain with the
potential to serve greatness!Copy !req
379. And it could be
any of you.Copy !req
380. Whoa!Copy !req
381. Although,
let's not kid ourselves.Copy !req
382. Truly, the only men for this
job are Kevin and his Minions!Copy !req
383. - Huh? But... But...
- Ten times the evilCopy !req
384. in half the package!
I am just in awe!Copy !req
385. Let's hear it for Kevin.Copy !req
386. He saved his tribe!Copy !req
387. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!Copy !req
388. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin...
Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
389. Argh!Copy !req
390. So, how should we
do this? Hmm.Copy !req
391. Oh.Copy !req
392. You see this
tiny little trinket?Copy !req
393. Well, just take it from my hand and
you've got the job.Copy !req
394. No big deal,
it's almost loo simple.Copy !req
395. Uh...Copy !req
396. Oh, come on!
Don't be afraid.Copy !req
397. Just take the stone and get that job!
Come on!Copy !req
398. Oh, okay.Copy !req
399. Boss!Copy !req
400. That job is mine!Copy !req
401. Ooh!Copy !req
402. Now go easy
on me.Copy !req
403. Whoops!Copy !req
404. Love the costume!Copy !req
405. Ha!Copy !req
406. Uh...Copy !req
407. So cool!Copy !req
408. Tim? Tim!Copy !req
409. Uh...Copy !req
410. Oh, no, Bob!Copy !req
411. Ah! Tim! Tim!Copy !req
412. Is no one good enough?Copy !req
413. Bob!Copy !req
414. I got it!
I got it!Copy !req
415. Ah!Copy !req
416. Didn't my speech
inspire anyoneCopy !req
417. to rise up and
prove themselves worthy?Copy !req
418. All these villains and
yet I still have the bear.Copy !req
419. Stuffed bear!
Why am I holding a bear?Copy !req
420. Who has the ruby?Copy !req
421. Wow! Who...Copy !req
422. Who are you, my knights in shining denim?Copy !req
423. Stuart.Copy !req
424. Bob.
Minions!Copy !req
425. That was incredible!Copy !req
426. Behold! The last
creatures you'd expectCopy !req
427. to win the day have emerged victorious!Copy !req
428. Everyone, meet my new henchmen.
The Minions!Copy !req
429. Kumbaya!
Kumbaya! Kumbaya!Copy !req
430. Kumbaya!Copy !req
431. Hey! I know those guys!
I gave them a ride here!Copy !req
432. Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
433. Buckle up, boys!
Next stop, England.Copy !req
434. Oh...Copy !req
435. Bello?Copy !req
436. Hey, Kevin! Eh?Copy !req
437. Boss? In England?Copy !req
438. Nah,
Boss!Copy !req
439. Ah, uh... Bello Kevin?Copy !req
440. England?Copy !req
441. - Uh-huh.
- ... Boss?Copy !req
442. Scarlet Popapil. Ah.Copy !req
443. - Bello? Bello!
- Bello?Copy !req
444. oh!
Wow!Copy !req
445. Ah!Copy !req
446. Here we go! There.Copy !req
447. By the way,
I really like your bear.Copy !req
448. Herb! My baby!Copy !req
449. You know I am!Copy !req
450. How'd it go?Copy !req
451. Were you evil?Copy !req
452. So evil!
Oh!Copy !req
453. A little bird dropped
this off today.Copy !req
454. It's me,
I'm the "H"Copy !req
455. Also, there was no bird.
Also me.Copy !req
456. Herb, seriously, I wanna dig
up that William ShakespeareCopy !req
457. so he can see
what true writing is.Copy !req
458. I love it!Copy !req
459. Ah, that works out because I love...Copy !req
460. Well, I love... too.Copy !req
461. Ah, the love, ah!Copy !req
462. Oh! Oh, ah.Copy !req
463. Oh, boys, could you
come here, please?Copy !req
464. Meet my husband, Herb.
Inventor, super genius, fox.Copy !req
465. Herb, these are
the new recruits.Copy !req
466. Kevin, Stuart, and that
cute little one is Bob.Copy !req
467. Hey, bello!Copy !req
468. Right on! You guys are crazy
little and way yellow,Copy !req
469. and I dig that!Copy !req
470. Sweet, man!Copy !req
471. Ah, ah.Copy !req
472. Whoa!Copy !req
473. know, right? Ah!Copy !req
474. Just a few things I
stole to help fill the void.Copy !req
475. Whoa!
mega ukulele!Copy !req
476. Checkin' out my can?Copy !req
477. We stole that
because finally someoneCopy !req
478. expressed my love of
soup in painting form.Copy !req
479. Wow!
Ooh!Copy !req
480. Okay, listen up! It is time
to get down to business.Copy !req
481. Do you know
who this is?Copy !req
482. Uh...Copy !req
483. This is Queen Elizabeth,
ruler of England.Copy !req
484. Oh, I love England.
The music, the fashion.Copy !req
485. I'm seriously thinking about
overthrowing it someday.Copy !req
486. Ooh!Copy !req
487. Anyway, this pale drink
of water oversees it all.Copy !req
488. I'm her biggest fan,
love her work!Copy !req
489. And I really, really,
really want her crown.Copy !req
490. Steal me the crown
and all your dreams come true.Copy !req
491. Respect! Power!Copy !req
492. Banana!Copy !req
493. Banana!Copy !req
494. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
495. Ha!Copy !req
496. Henry!Copy !req
497. England. Uh...Copy !req
498. England...Copy !req
499. Oh, uh...Copy !req
500. Hmm.Copy !req
501. Heh.Copy !req
502. - Wow!
- Whoa.Copy !req
503. Ooh-la-la.Copy !req
504. No!
Oh, no.Copy !req
505. Don't get too close,
boys.Copy !req
506. When it's completed,
it'll be my ultimate weapon.Copy !req
507. But right now, it's leaking radiation
like you would not believe!Copy !req
508. So, you're here for gear.Copy !req
509. Whoa!Copy !req
510. Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.Copy !req
511. You get
my far-out stretch suit.Copy !req
512. Wow!Copy !req
513. Kevin, Kev-ho,
Seventh Kevin,Copy !req
514. you are the proud owner
of my lava lamp gun.Copy !req
515. Ah? This baby
shoots actual lava!Copy !req
516. Ooh!Copy !req
517. Pretty cool, right?Copy !req
518. And finally, Stu. Stu-art,
Stu-perman, Beef Stu.Copy !req
519. I got you the coolest
invention, probably ever.Copy !req
520. Oh.Copy !req
521. Hypno-hat!
Uh, oh.Copy !req
522. Uh...Copy !req
523. You can use it to
hypnotize anyone. Anyone!Copy !req
524. Oh, you look so great!Copy !req
525. I feel like a proud mama
with threeCopy !req
526. dashing evil sons.Copy !req
527. Uh, Scarlet,
Scarlet...Copy !req
528. No, no. Don't say anything.
I won't understand.Copy !req
529. It's getting late. You've had a
big day, you must be exhausted!Copy !req
530. Boing, boing, boing,
boing, boing...Copy !req
531. Wow! These cats
are pumped!Copy !req
532. Well, maybe I'll settle them
down with a bedtime story?Copy !req
533. Ha-ha!Copy !req
534. How does that sound, Bob?
Bob. Bob! Bob!Copy !req
535. Oh! Bedtime porry?Copy !req
536. That is a groovy idea! I'll go
get some cookies and warm milk.Copy !req
537. This is gonna be so fun!Copy !req
538. bedtime porry.Copy !req
539. Oh, yes, I've got a really,
really good bedtime porry.Copy !req
540. Once upon a time,
there were three little pigs.Copy !req
541. One fateful day, the pigs
encountered a big, bad wolf...Copy !req
542. who had a wonderful
surprise for them!Copy !req
543. The wolf offered the three
piggies and all their friendsCopy !req
544. a job working for her.Copy !req
545. Everyone would be so happy!Copy !req
546. All the three
lithe piggies had to doCopy !req
547. was just steal
one little crownCopy !req
548. that the beautiful wolf
had wantedCopy !req
549. ever since she was
a penniless little street cub,Copy !req
550. unloved and abandoned.Copy !req
551. But that crown would mean
she was a princess,Copy !req
552. and everybody
loves a princess!Copy !req
553. So the wolf sent the piggies
to get that crown.Copy !req
554. But the little pigs
weren't up to the challenge.Copy !req
555. They failed their mission.Copy !req
556. So the wolf huffed and puffed, and she
blew them off the face of the earth!Copy !req
557. Yo, po, po!Copy !req
558. The end.Copy !req
559. Good luck getting that crown
tomorrow, little piggies.Copy !req
560. I know you
won't disappoint me.Copy !req
561. Um.Copy !req
562. Okay.Copy !req
563. Scarlet.Copy !req
564. Which way
is the loo, please?Copy !req
565. Oh, thank you.
Ah.Copy !req
566. Bello.Copy !req
567. - Uh...
- ... please.Copy !req
568. You're not allowed in without an adult.
Scram, hooligans!Copy !req
569. Oh.Copy !req
570. Uh, mm.Copy !req
571. Ooh...Copy !req
572. Oh, la...Copy !req
573. Stuart...Copy !req
574. How many tickets,
please?Copy !req
575. please.Copy !req
576. please.Copy !req
577. Enjoy yourself, love.Copy !req
578. Thank you!Copy !req
579. It was nowhere near Hyde Park!Copy !req
580. Bob's your uncle.Copy !req
581. Huh, hmm.Copy !req
582. Okay.Copy !req
583. Okay.Copy !req
584. Huh? Ah!Copy !req
585. He-hey.Copy !req
586. Okay.Copy !req
587. Hey!Copy !req
588. What are you doing here?Copy !req
589. This is a restricted area!
Hands in the air!Copy !req
590. No...Copy !req
591. Stop that!Copy !req
592. Get back.Copy !req
593. Yay!Copy !req
594. Ah!Copy !req
595. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!Copy !req
596. Bob, Stuart...Copy !req
597. So...Copy !req
598. So, you came for
the Queen's crown, did you?Copy !req
599. Well, you're gonna
have to get through me!Copy !req
600. The Keeper of the Crown!Copy !req
601. Ow! Hey!Copy !req
602. You think it's funny to
mock the elderly, do you?Copy !req
603. Uh...Copy !req
604. I've been up here
for decades,Copy !req
605. just waiting
for someone to tryCopy !req
606. and steal
the Queen's treasure!Copy !req
607. Okay.Copy !req
608. What are you saying?
Never mind, don't care!Copy !req
609. Oh, no!Copy !req
610. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
611. Oh, flippin' heck!Copy !req
612. What's goin' on?Copy !req
613. Bob...Copy !req
614. Eh... Hmm.
Wow.Copy !req
615. Hello!Copy !req
616. Huh?Copy !req
617. Hello!Copy !req
618. Stone the crows!Copy !req
619. Stop him, lads!
Wait!Copy !req
620. Go for the legs!Copy !req
621. Gordon Bennett!Copy !req
622. Kevin!Copy !req
623. The Queen's
been kidnapped, Sarge!Copy !req
624. Blimey!Copy !req
625. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
626. Ooh!Copy !req
627. Ha! Boo-ya!Copy !req
628. Huh. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
629. What's going on?
Bello!Copy !req
630. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
631. - Whoa!
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
632. No!Copy !req
633. Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!Copy !req
634. Huh? Hmm?Copy !req
635. Huh?Copy !req
636. Oh, no, no,
no, no, no!Copy !req
637. Oh, dear!Copy !req
638. Ah! Ahhh!Copy !req
639. Yeah!Copy !req
640. You scoundrel! After them!
Uh-oh.Copy !req
641. Stop the blighter!Copy !req
642. Go on, grab him!Copy !req
643. Huh?Copy !req
644. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
645. Cor, blimey!Copy !req
646. One of England's most famous
myths has become a realityCopy !req
647. as a new king
has been crowned.Copy !req
648. Bob, who appears to be
a bald, jaundiced child,Copy !req
649. has pulled the famed sword
right from its stone,Copy !req
650. which, legend dictates,
makes him the new king.Copy !req
651. Tiny yellow traitor!Copy !req
652. England!Copy !req
653. England! England!Copy !req
654. England!
England! England!Copy !req
655. England! England...Copy !req
656. Ha, ha!Copy !req
657. Bello!Copy !req
658. Bello!Copy !req
659. Cut!Copy !req
660. Hey, Bob.Copy !req
661. Hello, King Bob.
Uh...Copy !req
662. Welcome to
Buckingham Palace.Copy !req
663. Uh, no.Copy !req
664. Oh, what's the matter,
Your Majesty?Copy !req
665. Whatever's bothering you,
we can make it right.Copy !req
666. Just name it!Copy !req
667. Oh.Copy !req
668. Buddies!Copy !req
669. Buddies! Buddies!Copy !req
670. Buddies!Copy !req
671. Oh.Copy !req
672. Uh...Copy !req
673. King Bob!Copy !req
674. Long live the king!Copy !req
675. King Bob!Copy !req
676. Bob...
King...Copy !req
677. So...Copy !req
678. King Bob!Copy !req
679. Oh... Yeah!Copy !req
680. King Bob! Wait!Copy !req
681. - Wow!
- Whoa!Copy !req
682. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
683. Oh...Copy !req
684. Yee-haw!Copy !req
685. King Bob!Copy !req
686. Hyah!Copy !req
687. Hmm?
Huh! Ah!Copy !req
688. Yes, King Bob. Oh.Copy !req
689. King Bob?Copy !req
690. King Bob?Copy !req
691. Ah, Claire.Copy !req
692. Mmm, Tiffany.Copy !req
693. Rawr!Copy !req
694. Ball!Copy !req
695. How dare you!Copy !req
696. Scarlet!Copy !req
697. Don't you "Scarlet" me, you
backstabbing little traitors!Copy !req
698. Using Herb's invention
to steal my crown?Copy !req
699. I feel used.
Not gonna lie.Copy !req
700. You stole my dream! I was going
to conquer England someday!Copy !req
701. There was gonna
be a coronation,Copy !req
702. and I was going
to be made Queen.Copy !req
703. Every moment was planned.Copy !req
704. I'd wear a dress so sparkly,
it glowed!Copy !req
705. And everyone who ever doubted
me would be watching,Copy !req
706. and they would be crying!Copy !req
707. I was going to be the picture
of elegance and class!Copy !req
708. And you pinheads
screwed it up!Copy !req
709. No, no, no!Copy !req
710. No, no, no, King Bob! You cannot
just abdicate the throne!Copy !req
711. Who invited the square?Copy !req
712. And you definitely cannot just
give the job to this woman!Copy !req
713. There are laws!Copy !req
714. Boss.
Boss.Copy !req
715. Scarlet Popapil!Copy !req
716. King Bob has
officially changed the law,Copy !req
717. clearing the way
for Scarlet OverkillCopy !req
718. to be crowned
Queen of England!Copy !req
719. She will be coronated at London's
historic Westminster Abbey.Copy !req
720. If I wasn't so polite, I'd say this
spells certain doom for the country,Copy !req
721. if not the world.Copy !req
722. But I'm so very polite that
I shall keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
723. But, seriously,
we're all in big trouble.Copy !req
724. Scarlet! Scarlet!Copy !req
725. I don't have time
to answer any questions.Copy !req
726. I just want to
thank the MinionsCopy !req
727. for going above and
beyond the call of duty.Copy !req
728. You are three tiny, golden...Copy !req
729. pill-shaped
miracle workers,Copy !req
730. and you have stolen not
just England but my heart.Copy !req
731. Scarlet, over here!Copy !req
732. Pardon me?Copy !req
733. Eh?Copy !req
734. Wow! So many!
Good for you!Copy !req
735. Well, you'll all
get what you deserve.Copy !req
736. Serve!
serve!Copy !req
737. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
738. Oh.Copy !req
739. Go ahead, go ahead.Copy !req
740. Uh...Copy !req
741. Uh...Copy !req
742. I don't want you to take this
the wrong way, but I hate you.Copy !req
743. I thought I could get over what
you did, but I feel so betrayed.Copy !req
744. I think... Yes, I think we're
gonna have to break up.Copy !req
745. And it's not you.Copy !req
746. Wait, hold on.
It is you. It's 100% you!Copy !req
747. No, no.Copy !req
748. So get comfortable, Minions.
Get real, real comfortable.Copy !req
749. Because this is where
you're going to spendCopy !req
750. the rest of your
worthless little lives.Copy !req
751. All right!
Let's do this!Copy !req
752. Herb!Copy !req
753. Who's this
handsome "Herb" fella?Copy !req
754. No, my name is "Blerb."
I'm a dungeon master.Copy !req
755. Prepare for torture,
which I do!Copy !req
756. All right, are we comfy? Doesn't matter!
This is torture!Copy !req
757. - Huh.
- Oh.Copy !req
758. Wow! Harder than I thought.
Next machine!Copy !req
759. Oh, welcome to Hang Town!
Population, you!Copy !req
760. Oh.Copy !req
761. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
762. Cut it out! This is
really unprofessional!Copy !req
763. There's no laughing
in the dungeon!Copy !req
764. I wanna see tears and
I wanna hear screams,Copy !req
765. or I'm gonna get... Wait!Copy !req
766. Hey!
Ooh! I've got a groovy idea!Copy !req
767. Ah!Copy !req
768. Look at this!
Argh!Copy !req
769. Hello! Will the
future king, Herb Overkiil,Copy !req
770. please come upstairs
to prepare for the coronation?Copy !req
771. Well, I hope you learned
your lesson for today.Copy !req
772. And by the way, it was me,
Herb, the whole time!Copy !req
773. I don't even know
anyone named "Blerb"!Copy !req
774. Uh, Herb...Copy !req
775. Oh. Huh.Copy !req
776. I am hours away from becoming
the Queen of England!Copy !req
777. I know! It's a gas!Copy !req
778. I will finally get my crown.
Yeah.Copy !req
779. It's all I've ever wanted.
I'm going to be so happy.Copy !req
780. But let me ask you
something, Fabrice.Copy !req
781. Does that look
like this to you?Copy !req
782. Mrs. Overkill, the hair in that
picture, it's just two wavy lines!Copy !req
783. Oh, so, what,
now you're an art critic?Copy !req
784. I drew that when I was five years old!
Get out of my sight!Copy !req
785. Bye, Fabrice!Copy !req
786. I liked him. He was fun.Copy !req
787. So, what do you
think of the dress?Copy !req
788. Oh, it's so beautiful. So fashion-forward.
So Valentino.Copy !req
789. Gave it a sweetheart neckline
because you're my sweetheart.Copy !req
790. The high collar
and cinched waistCopy !req
791. reflect a simpler,
more violent time.Copy !req
792. The material is a blend of taffeta
and high-density body armor.Copy !req
793. Fully armed and loaded.Copy !req
794. And that glow,
that's nuclear.Copy !req
795. Nice. Just one more
thing to do.Copy !req
796. Gotta look good
for the public.Copy !req
797. Ugh.Copy !req
798. Do you mind?Copy !req
799. My pleasure.Copy !req
800. Little tighter, sweetie.
Come on, I can take it.Copy !req
801. Little tighter.Copy !req
802. Tighter!Copy !req
803. Must have tiny waist.Copy !req
804. Seeing stars, seeing stars!Copy !req
805. Losing feeling in my legs. Perfect!
Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it.Copy !req
806. Huh?Copy !req
807. Ah. Bob! Stuart!Copy !req
808. Eh?Copy !req
809. - Ooh! Bello!
- Ooh-ooh!Copy !req
810. Ah! Oh.Copy !req
811. Ah.Copy !req
812. Huh!Copy !req
813. Ah.Copy !req
814. Eh, eh, Kevin... ... Scarlet.Copy !req
815. Ah!Copy !req
816. "Porry Scarlet."Copy !req
817. He, he! Boss.Copy !req
818. Oh.Copy !req
819. Ah, okay!Copy !req
820. Huh?Copy !req
821. I love you, Scarlet!Copy !req
822. Queen wave, queen wave!
Queen waving!Copy !req
823. I am so, so excited! This is perfect!Copy !req
824. Everyone looks so nice!Copy !req
825. Oh! Oh, you are just adorable!Copy !req
826. Oh, yes!Copy !req
827. And that music, oh!Copy !req
828. Who is that organist? She is good!
Right? She looks like an Edna.Copy !req
829. Edna, you are very good!
Who was that? Whoa!Copy !req
830. Thanks for doing this, padre.
Big fan. Uh-huh.Copy !req
831. Come here, let me squeeze you!
Oh, you are so squishy!Copy !req
832. Scarlet.Copy !req
833. Go, go, Go!Copy !req
834. {CHUCKLES
AND SPEAKS MINIONESE)Copy !req
835. Ouch! Ouch!Copy !req
836. sayonara!Copy !req
837. Ciao...Copy !req
838. Bob...Copy !req
839. Stuart!Copy !req
840. Aww! Oo-ooh!Copy !req
841. Okay!Copy !req
842. Oh! Beh...Copy !req
843. Will you to your powerCopy !req
844. cause law and justice..Copy !req
845. Popapil!Copy !req
846. Oh!
Ah...Copy !req
847. Hmm? Ah...Copy !req
848. Huh? Uh... Uh...Copy !req
849. Stopa!Copy !req
850. Bah!Copy !req
851. In mercy...Copy !req
852. No, no, no!Copy !req
853. Do you, Scarlet Overkill...Copy !req
854. Yeah!Copy !req
855. Huh? Oh?Copy !req
856. No!Copy !req
857. Uh, mmm...Copy !req
858. Bob.Copy !req
859. I proclaim thee,
Scarlet Overkill,Copy !req
860. the Queen of England!
Oh! Huh?Copy !req
861. Kevin!Copy !req
862. Huh?Copy !req
863. Scarlet! Scarlet,
my queen?Copy !req
864. Somebody help me!Copy !req
865. Come on, come on!
Lift on two. One, two!Copy !req
866. One, two!Copy !req
867. Huh?Copy !req
868. Scarlet! You're okay!Copy !req
869. He tried to kill me!Copy !req
870. Uh, no...Copy !req
871. Villains, this is no longer a coronation!
It is an execution!Copy !req
872. Get them!Copy !req
873. Whoa, Nelly!
Run, fellas, run!Copy !req
874. Come back here, you!Copy !req
875. Ah!Copy !req
876. Uh?Copy !req
877. HyahCopy !req
878. Aah!Copy !req
879. You're mine!Copy !req
880. Stuart, Bob! Uh...Copy !req
881. Oops!Copy !req
882. Oh!Copy !req
883. Hey! I got one!Copy !req
884. Tim!Copy !req
885. Huh?Copy !req
886. Oh? Aww! Oh!Copy !req
887. Uh? Eh?Copy !req
888. Tim!Copy !req
889. Stuart! Bob!Copy !req
890. Buddies!Copy !req
891. Mind the gap.Copy !req
892. Mind the gap.Copy !req
893. Mind the gap!
Mind the gap! Mind the gap!Copy !req
894. Mind the gap.Copy !req
895. Mind the gap!Copy !req
896. He won't get away!Copy !req
897. He won't escape us!Copy !req
898. Huh?Copy !req
899. What about this one?Copy !req
900. Why did the queen go to the dentist?Copy !req
901. To get her teeth crowned.Copy !req
902. Heh!Copy !req
903. Tell us another one, Lizzy!Copy !req
904. Uh, uh...Copy !req
905. Bello!
Oh!Copy !req
906. It's you.Copy !req
907. Everyone, this is one
of the little fellowsCopy !req
908. who stole
the monarchy from me.Copy !req
909. And how's that
working out for you?Copy !req
910. Uh, Scarlet...Copy !req
911. Oh, yes, yes, I saw what
was going on on the telly.Copy !req
912. Uh, telly?Copy !req
913. What was meant to
be the coronation ofCopy !req
914. Scarlet Overkill has
gone terribly wrong as...Copy !req
915. Move!Copy !req
916. Kevin, Kevin,
I know you're out there.Copy !req
917. You think you've gotten away?
Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
918. Bello!Copy !req
919. Oh, my goodness!
Bob? Stuart?Copy !req
920. Which one shall I kill first?Copy !req
921. Little Bob? Stuart?Copy !req
922. Bob! Stuart!Copy !req
923. I will do it, Kevin, if you
are not back here by dawn!Copy !req
924. Oh, my!Copy !req
925. No!Copy !req
926. buddies!Copy !req
927. Scarlet.Copy !req
928. There he is!Copy !req
929. Follow me!Copy !req
930. Ah! Ha-haa!Copy !req
931. Who the man, eh?Copy !req
932. Uh... Oh!Copy !req
933. Oh.Copy !req
934. Harder! It's just my head.Copy !req
935. Oh, no!Copy !req
936. This way! Let's get him!Copy !req
937. Go, go, go!Copy !req
938. No!Copy !req
939. Huh?Copy !req
940. Oh.Copy !req
941. Huh?Copy !req
942. Ultimate weapon initiated.Copy !req
943. Activation in three, two, one.Copy !req
944. Bello.Copy !req
945. Huh? {SPEAKS MINIONESE)
buddies!Copy !req
946. This is it, boys!Copy !req
947. Things do not
look good for you.Copy !req
948. Oh, and I'm keeping
the bear.Copy !req
949. Tim!Copy !req
950. You're not gonna need him
where you're going.Copy !req
951. Heaven.Copy !req
952. Huh? Uh... Aah!Copy !req
953. Shoosh, shoosh,
shoosh, shoosh! Oh!Copy !req
954. Huh? Ah!Copy !req
955. Bye-bye. Say bye-bye,
Bob. Bye-bye!Copy !req
956. Huh?Copy !req
957. Oh, whoa!Copy !req
958. Wait, what? How did he...Copy !req
959. Hold my bear.Copy !req
960. Huh?Copy !req
961. Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Kevin!Copy !req
962. So, that's your plan?Copy !req
963. Make yourself a bigger target?Copy !req
964. Huh?Copy !req
965. K-K-Kevin? Hey!Copy !req
966. Kevin!Copy !req
967. Whoa!Copy !req
968. Ow!Copy !req
969. And so help me,Copy !req
970. I never wanna
see another one ofCopy !req
971. your goofy, bug-eyed
faces ever again!Copy !req
972. Scarlet!
Scarlet! Scarlet! What?Copy !req
973. Oh, you've gotta
be kidding me!Copy !req
974. Oh no, you don't!Copy !req
975. Whoa!Copy !req
976. And just for the record,
my little deviled eggs,Copy !req
977. you can thank Kevin for what
I'm about to do to you!Copy !req
978. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
979. Bob!
Stuart! Buddies!Copy !req
980. Tony!Copy !req
981. Tom!Copy !req
982. Chris!Copy !req
983. You the man!Copy !req
984. Buddies! Mazel tov.Copy !req
985. Ugh! Ew!Copy !req
986. Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin!Copy !req
987. Enough! This ends now!Copy !req
988. Kevin!Copy !req
989. You imbecile!
Have fun exploding!Copy !req
990. Baby!Copy !req
991. What's the rush?Copy !req
992. Got to get out of here!Copy !req
993. Let us go!Copy !req
994. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
995. Kevin!Copy !req
996. Kevin...Copy !req
997. Huh?Copy !req
998. Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
999. Ooh!Copy !req
1000. Stuart?
Hmm.Copy !req
1001. Bob?Copy !req
1002. Okay.Copy !req
1003. Ladies and gentlemen, we are here
today to celebrate the Minions!Copy !req
1004. Huh!Copy !req
1005. The country owes you
a great debt of gratitude.Copy !req
1006. Bob, you were a wise and noble
king for all of eight hours.Copy !req
1007. So for you, I offer this tiny
crown for your teddy bear, Tim.Copy !req
1008. Oh, very good, Bob!Copy !req
1009. Oh, spectacular!Copy !req
1010. I'm so proud
of you boys!Copy !req
1011. Oh, Stuart.Copy !req
1012. For you, I have this beautiful,
super-duper, incredible...Copy !req
1013. Ah!
snow globe!Copy !req
1014. Eh? Poglobe?
Uh, ze...Copy !req
1015. And look, look,
hours of excitement!Copy !req
1016. Oh, uh...Copy !req
1017. Yippee.
Uh, eh, gracias.Copy !req
1018. Stuart, we're just
messing with you!Copy !req
1019. Don't be mad at me,
it was Kevin's idea.Copy !req
1020. Kevin!Copy !req
1021. We have a much
better surprise for you!Copy !req
1022. super mega ukulele!Copy !req
1023. Uh... Wow!Copy !req
1024. poglobe.Copy !req
1025. Thank you.Copy !req
1026. Right. Uh...Copy !req
1027. And finally, Kevin!Copy !req
1028. You are a hero of
the highest order.Copy !req
1029. For your bravery and valor,
I am knighting you.Copy !req
1030. From here on out,
you are Sir Kevin.Copy !req
1031. Well done.Copy !req
1032. What a beautiful moment!Copy !req
1033. Kumbaya!
Kumbaya!Copy !req
1034. The nation, nay, the world was
celebrating Kevin, Stuart and Bob.Copy !req
1035. The last few thousand years
were rough, no question,Copy !req
1036. but things were
finally going their way!Copy !req
1037. Kevin had never
been more proud.Copy !req
1038. But something was missing.Copy !req
1039. Yes, good show, good show!Copy !req
1040. My crown is gone! It's gone!Copy !req
1041. Blimey!Copy !req
1042. She's lost the crown!
Oh, my days!Copy !req
1043. Scarlet?Copy !req
1044. Scarlet! Hey!Copy !req
1045. Scarlet! Hey!Copy !req
1046. They took everything from me!
My castle! My reputation!Copy !req
1047. Things look bleak,
baby, I'm not gonna lie!Copy !req
1048. But now at least
I have my crown!Copy !req
1049. Child,
give me that back.Copy !req
1050. No, I don't think so!Copy !req
1051. You have no idea who
you're messing with!Copy !req
1052. I am the greatest
super-villain of all time!Copy !req
1053. Oh!Copy !req
1054. Were you?Copy !req
1055. B— B— Buddies...Copy !req
1056. Ah!Copy !req
1057. Boss! Ha, ha!Copy !req
1058. Get back! Are you really going
to allow that little penguinCopy !req
1059. to make off with my crown?Copy !req
1060. Herb.Copy !req
1061. I'm done.Copy !req
1062. For me?Copy !req
1063. Bye-bye!Copy !req
1064. Big boss!Copy !req
1065. And that is how the
Minions found their new boss.Copy !req
1066. He was cunning,
he was evil, he was perfect.Copy !req
1067. He was despicable.Copy !req
1068. Huh?Copy !req
1069. Banana!
Banana!Copy !req
1070. Banana!Copy !req
1071. Banana! Banana! Banana!Copy !req
1072. Banana!Copy !req
1073. Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!Copy !req
1074. Gru! Gru! Gru!Copy !req
1075. Gru!Copy !req
1076. Bob...Copy !req
1077. Hey! Come back here!Copy !req
1078. Freeze ray!Copy !req