1. That's her!Copy !req
2. Myon?Copy !req
3. Myon!Copy !req
4. Hello?Copy !req
5. You live around here?Copy !req
6. Right under your nose, huh?Copy !req
7. Um, wanna ride?Copy !req
8. C'mon.Copy !req
9. You wish!Copy !req
10. You've got it all wrong.Copy !req
11. Oh, sure.Copy !req
12. I live with my sister, my dad lives with
a younger woman.Copy !req
13. It's a joke.Copy !req
14. Mom left one night when we bailed out.Copy !req
15. Sorry I haven't kept in touch.
My life's kind of a mess, well, still is.Copy !req
16. Don't worry.
Nice to see you're still the same... size.Copy !req
17. Haven't they gotten bigger?Copy !req
18. My breasts?Copy !req
19. Huh, no, your feet. Let's find you a drugstore.Copy !req
20. Better yet, a love hotel.Copy !req
21. Hey!Copy !req
22. Don't move.Copy !req
23. Thanks.Copy !req
24. Ouch!Copy !req
25. What're you doing?Copy !req
26. Nishi...Copy !req
27. Um...Copy !req
28. Would you be sad
if I went out with someone else?Copy !req
29. If I married him?Copy !req
30. Married...Copy !req
31. In junior high, I wrote her a note,
just "I like you a lot."Copy !req
32. Next day, her turn, "me too."Copy !req
33. Knocked me off my feet.Copy !req
34. We were just 13,
never even held hands after school.Copy !req
35. Being shy made things awkward right after...Copy !req
36. and we could only exchange letters, mails.Copy !req
37. 2 years later, during a school trip...Copy !req
38. Would you be sad
if I went out with someone else?Copy !req
39. "Hotel Tariff"Copy !req
40. Made me think. I never had the guts
to make a move, always playing it safe.Copy !req
41. Always waiting for someone
to help things develop.Copy !req
42. Nishi, what do you want?Copy !req
43. You don't fight, you don't get hurt,
you want me to do all the work.Copy !req
44. But that's unfair. 'Cos I'm scared too.Copy !req
45. We're not school kids anymore, y'know?Copy !req
46. What?Copy !req
47. I...Copy !req
48. I still love you. Don't marry that guy!
I've loved you since I was 9!Copy !req
49. You should marry me!Copy !req
50. I'm...Copy !req
51. I'm really happy!Copy !req
52. But I love him too.Copy !req
53. But I'm so happy now!Copy !req
54. Myon, I'm not sure I get it,
but give me some time.Copy !req
55. Give me a chance, please.Copy !req
56. OK, Nishi. Give it your best shot.Copy !req
57. You bet!Copy !req
58. Nishi?Copy !req
59. Nishi? Nishi!Copy !req
60. Think I'm too young to marry?Copy !req
61. Yeah.Copy !req
62. So, you'll be off limits to future suitors.Copy !req
63. Some are crying themselves to sleep right now.Copy !req
64. Well I hope you'll be really happy.Copy !req
65. Too bad... you don't like me
like you used to...Copy !req
66. What are you talking about?
I love you forever!Copy !req
67. You haven't changed.Copy !req
68. You can be sure about that!Copy !req
69. You want to eat yakitori?Copy !req
70. Sure!Copy !req
71. My sister and I have our own place.Copy !req
72. Really?Copy !req
73. Gotta make a living.Copy !req
74. We've given up on the loans.Copy !req
75. I'm gonna run forever!Copy !req
76. Cool!Copy !req
77. - Hi. Hey, Nishi!
- Hi!Copy !req
78. Nishi! What a surprise! Come sit over here.Copy !req
79. Thanks.Copy !req
80. Long time no see.Copy !req
81. Yang, today's special, and a beer.Copy !req
82. Have a drink first.Copy !req
83. What've you been up to?
Working on your Mangas?Copy !req
84. Yes. Got a job on the side.Copy !req
85. You're going to Tokyo, right? Tokyo's great.Copy !req
86. Lots of good looking women trying to make it
in TV, modeling.Copy !req
87. When I got married,
I often went there on business.Copy !req
88. I'd get invited to hostess bars where there'd
be a bunch of girls like that.Copy !req
89. And I'd pick one out and... yum yum!Copy !req
90. Students promoting stuff on the streets,
game show assistants...Copy !req
91. - Sir...
- They sure were hot.Copy !req
92. - You cheated?
- I was having fun, but they'd fall for me.Copy !req
93. I had quite a rep, 5 girls in Tokyo,
3 in Osaka, those were the days—Copy !req
94. - Don't listen to him-
- Sorry about this-Copy !req
95. Meanwhile, these two popped out and—Copy !req
96. - You don't sound too thrilled!
- Had to take care of them-Copy !req
97. So that was it-Copy !req
98. Y'know, if I'd gotten together with
that promo-girl—Copy !req
99. I wouldn't be broke now-Copy !req
100. Stop dreaming!Copy !req
101. That's him-Copy !req
102. Yep, dad hasn't changed at all-Copy !req
103. His girlfriend's the same age as me-Copy !req
104. Picked her up at a loanshark's office-Copy !req
105. Riko? She's not quite on par with
the others though-Copy !req
106. So you just forgot about her?Copy !req
107. What a waste! Like keeping roses in the can!Copy !req
108. - What?
- Your wife! You didn't deserve her!Copy !req
109. Why are you taking her side?Copy !req
110. 'Cause I love the women of the Uchida family!Copy !req
111. You were surrounded by
3 of the most beautiful women!Copy !req
112. I even planned a trip
to your home town last year!Copy !req
113. Thinking the place'll be
swarming with girls like them!Copy !req
114. Had to see the source!Copy !req
115. Myon, maybe you should marry Nishi-
You'd be happier that way-Copy !req
116. What're you talking about?Copy !req
117. You love him- You wrote about him
all the time when you were in school-Copy !req
118. - Wrote what!
- Oh, Nishi this, Nishi that, Nishi, Nishi—Copy !req
119. Dad!Copy !req
120. Ryo's nice too- But I prefer Nishi-Copy !req
121. Hi!Copy !req
122. Hi-Copy !req
123. Ryo-Copy !req
124. Sir?Copy !req
125. Don't mind him-Copy !req
126. This is Nishi-Copy !req
127. This is Ryo-Copy !req
128. Hi- Heard a lot about you- Pleased to meet you-Copy !req
129. Same here-Copy !req
130. Beer?Copy !req
131. Yes-Copy !req
132. Did you hear about Kenta's accident?Copy !req
133. Yeah-Copy !req
134. So please be careful-Copy !req
135. Here Nishi-Copy !req
136. Thanks-Copy !req
137. You do Mangas, right?Copy !req
138. Nishi promised to do one about me!Copy !req
139. Yes, something naughty and sexy!Copy !req
140. Can't wait—Copy !req
141. Stop it!Copy !req
142. Something nasty and kinky-Copy !req
143. I wanna see that!Copy !req
144. Good looking guy, great bod',
seems trustworthy...Copy !req
145. But wasn't something a little...Copy !req
146. odd when you came in?Copy !req
147. We were talking about ME,
'bout how I'm the one for Myon.Copy !req
148. You're in the way pal, a third wheel,
can't you see it?Copy !req
149. I shouldn't embarrass her by competing
with him. Don't want them to feel awkward.Copy !req
150. I'll get my truck on the 25th-Copy !req
151. Congratulations-Copy !req
152. Carries a 5 ton load- I'll be making money!Copy !req
153. - You're a truck driver?
- Thanks-Copy !req
154. I used to do things like that- Hard stuff—Copy !req
155. Had no idea, Nishi-Copy !req
156. Well, my body's all I've got going for me!Copy !req
157. A real man alright...Copy !req
158. Sensitive can mean neurotic. Women are
happier with these rough and simple types.Copy !req
159. Nice smile too- I'm history- She's yours-Copy !req
160. Hello—Copy !req
161. Here—Copy !req
162. It'll dry soon-Copy !req
163. Something wrong?Copy !req
164. Your beer—Copy !req
165. Hey!Copy !req
166. - You know this guy?
- The owner!Copy !req
167. He's off today- I'm only here part-time-
I'm not sure where he is- Sorry-Copy !req
168. OK-Copy !req
169. Settle down Atsu- We're gonna wait for him-Copy !req
170. Right here—Copy !req
171. I think he said he was taking
a couple of days off somewhere-Copy !req
172. I knew it, off to a holiday resort-Copy !req
173. With MY World Cup tickets, having fun-Copy !req
174. Stop it! I'll call the police!Copy !req
175. Say, you're kinda cute-Copy !req
176. What the fuck are you doing you scum?Copy !req
177. And who do you think you are?Copy !req
178. Stop it!Copy !req
179. Ryo!Copy !req
180. Stop it!Copy !req
181. Atsu, that's enough, put that piece away!Copy !req
182. I said put it away!Copy !req
183. - What?
- You don't know what's going on, bro'!Copy !req
184. I do-Copy !req
185. No, you don't! My little Riko,
that old fuck, he—Copy !req
186. He co-erced her!Copy !req
187. I know Atsu, but you don't mix business
with private stuff- We're professionals-Copy !req
188. Y'know, I've been meaning to tell
you - you've got no taste-Copy !req
189. Teen car, fag watch, just plain bad taste-Copy !req
190. Me, I'm different, I'm a player-
Not a business man, but an artist!Copy !req
191. Personal stuff IS my business!Copy !req
192. Watch your mouth! You don't even know
the meaning of the word artist!Copy !req
193. Oh— Atsu, sorry man,
didn't know you felt that way-Copy !req
194. Do whatever you want—Copy !req
195. I'm cool, it's just,
I get mad when I think about that guy!Copy !req
196. Raping my Riko, keeping her locked in—Copy !req
197. Yeah, well if you put it that way,
it's your call-Copy !req
198. Say Atsu, can I add something?Copy !req
199. NO!Copy !req
200. Too bad he's out— he'd understand how I feel,
my hurt, my grief—Copy !req
201. If he sees ME raping HIS girlfriend right here!Copy !req
202. I don't know this guy,
first time he comes in here-Copy !req
203. Well it's true!Copy !req
204. Bro, this bitch is lying!Copy !req
205. You cunt!Copy !req
206. They give it up so quickly-Copy !req
207. All of 'em-Copy !req
208. Wow, great boobs!Copy !req
209. Don't move-Copy !req
210. That's right, like that-Copy !req
211. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
212. Say, those are sexy undies-Copy !req
213. Kinda sparse down there, don't move,
show it to me-Copy !req
214. Nishi, are you there?Copy !req
215. Nishi?Copy !req
216. Is he here? Where is he, this way?Copy !req
217. This ball couldn't be him, now could it?Copy !req
218. Where are you?Copy !req
219. This you? Curled up like a ball?
You wanted some, didn't you?Copy !req
220. Well, turn around, take a look at that pussy-Copy !req
221. You know you want to-Copy !req
222. Your turn after, amigo-Copy !req
223. Come on, get up and get IT up!Copy !req
224. I—Copy !req
225. I—Copy !req
226. I'm gonna— I'm gonna—Copy !req
227. Hurt you!Copy !req
228. No way!Copy !req
229. Ha! Did you hear that, gonna hurt you he said!Copy !req
230. Put a bullet in him, on cue, just when he said
"hur!" Out the front before "t!"Copy !req
231. Miserable loser!Copy !req
232. That's not funny-Copy !req
233. I was looking at you, you're gross-Copy !req
234. What are you saying bro'?Copy !req
235. Too gross- Don't move- You piss me off-Copy !req
236. - I'm sorry, forgive me, please!
- Don't move!Copy !req
237. I'll do anything!Copy !req
238. ATTEN-TION!Copy !req
239. Say "shit-pee-dick" 10 times- Very fast-Copy !req
240. And add a kiss to the last one-Copy !req
241. Bro'---Copy !req
242. Add a kiss and I'll forgive you!Copy !req
243. Shit-pee-dick— shit-pee-dick—
shit-pee-dick—Copy !req
244. Er, Shit-pee-dick-smack!Copy !req
245. You promised—!Copy !req
246. Think about what you did on your way to hell-Copy !req
247. Sorry about the trouble,
but it's the owner's—Copy !req
248. Ah, forget it-Copy !req
249. I'll have a beer & a stick-Copy !req
250. If I only had one of those magic time belts,
turn it back—Copy !req
251. Nishi, are you there?Copy !req
252. Where is he, this way?Copy !req
253. This ball couldn't be him, now could it?Copy !req
254. This you? You wanted some, didn't you?
Well turn around and—Copy !req
255. I—Copy !req
256. I—Copy !req
257. I'm gonna— I'm gonna—Copy !req
258. I'm gonna hurt you!Copy !req
259. - I'm
- No!Copy !req
260. - Gonna
- Stop!Copy !req
261. - Hurt You
- Stop, please!Copy !req
262. SUCKS, DOESN'T IT?Copy !req
263. LAME, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
264. A FART, NO?Copy !req
265. SNOT?Copy !req
266. Ok, I get it! I'm not cool!
I'm useless! And no fun!Copy !req
267. BIRD SHIT?Copy !req
268. I'm a snot, I know! So, stop this!Copy !req
269. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
270. STOP!Copy !req
271. Something's wrong with my eyes!Copy !req
272. I keep changing, right?Copy !req
273. You can't decide what I should look like-Copy !req
274. Who are you?Copy !req
275. You know- It's flickering there in your mind-Copy !req
276. Come on, let it go-Copy !req
277. What's the first thing that comes to mind?Copy !req
278. GODCopy !req
279. G— God!Copy !req
280. There we are-
Not that how you call me matters-Copy !req
281. A, B, they're just symbols anyway-Copy !req
282. Confused? Wanna see my tits?Copy !req
283. The only way to make it stop is to be honest-
Easier to see the truth that way-Copy !req
284. The truth for you, that is-
Too late for counseling though-Copy !req
285. Since you're DEAD- What a shame!Copy !req
286. Dead— I'm— dead?Copy !req
287. Really?Copy !req
288. Just like that? Gone at 20?Copy !req
289. Why was I born then?Copy !req
290. So you could have fun at my expense?Copy !req
291. What's wrong with that, huh?Copy !req
292. Yeah, so I made you on a whim!
I made you, dipshit, for my sheer enjoyment!Copy !req
293. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
294. Oops, I have to go-Copy !req
295. - Got a date-
- A date?Copy !req
296. Time's up- Go straight that way
and keep walking- You'll soon disappear-Copy !req
297. And my next life?Copy !req
298. - Huh?
- Next life?Copy !req
299. Your what? Told you it's over- Start walking-Copy !req
300. And disappear? No afterlife? We're done?Copy !req
301. It's really over?Copy !req
302. Really, really, really over? God?Copy !req
303. Will you shut up! You saw how you got here,
multiple p-o-v's of your brain exploding-Copy !req
304. A shocking documentary of your death,
deftly edited by moi!Copy !req
305. You are DEAD!Copy !req
306. I'm officially dead?Copy !req
307. Them's the breaks Nishi-Copy !req
308. Straight ahead and disappear—Copy !req
309. So if I go the other way—Copy !req
310. Hey! What're you doing? I'll be late!Copy !req
311. Wait!Copy !req
312. Let me through, I'm going back!Copy !req
313. Not down for the count, huh?Copy !req
314. You're gonna fade away, that's how it works-
See, you're already fading-Copy !req
315. I don't believe you! I'm not gonna disappear!
I'm going back!Copy !req
316. Won't happen-Copy !req
317. I'll make it, I'll get there, you'll see!Copy !req
318. Not bad, can you keep it up?
With that brain? Body?Copy !req
319. I'm gonna take care of that creep!Copy !req
320. Be stronger! Determined! Free and happy!Copy !req
321. Live life to the fullest!Copy !req
322. Pretty good—Copy !req
323. Alright give it your best shot-Copy !req
324. YES! I'm going back! I'm gonna do this!Copy !req
325. I'm on your side— I'm on your side—Copy !req
326. Your turn after, amigo- Get up and get IT up!Copy !req
327. Never— never—Copy !req
328. Never again!Copy !req
329. Don't move!Copy !req
330. Yang, come here-Copy !req
331. I'll blow your head off if you move,
I'm done being the loser-Copy !req
332. Give me the car keys-Copy !req
333. Nishi—Copy !req
334. You're on your own sir, come on, let's roll!Copy !req
335. Hey!Copy !req
336. Get in!Copy !req
337. Wait—Copy !req
338. Atsu got wasted-Copy !req
339. My fault— They're in my car, we'll get them-Copy !req
340. My apologies-Copy !req
341. Nishi, watch out!Copy !req
342. Help!Copy !req
343. And a hero is born—Copy !req
344. Hands on the wheel!Copy !req
345. Don't worry, I'm on it- I'll protect you!
I love you both!Copy !req
346. Moron, eyes on the road! Why are we running?
We should go to the police, self defense, right?Copy !req
347. No! No! No! No cops, no questions,
no regrets! I'm through with that!Copy !req
348. Making a break for it, with you two!
Like I want-Copy !req
349. No one's gonna get in my way!Copy !req
350. I'm following my heart's desires!
Like an outlaw!Copy !req
351. Hey, can you hear me?Copy !req
352. I do hope you realize you were living
in paradise till today-Copy !req
353. Like angels flying around in heaven-Copy !req
354. But now you're on a super express to hell!Copy !req
355. The guy you smoked, that bald S-O-B, Atsu?Copy !req
356. Fine football player and athlete,
known as the Maradona of Osaka-Copy !req
357. For good and for bad reasons-Copy !req
358. Beautiful bod' like a wild animal-
Not that it has to do with anything-Copy !req
359. You knew Atsu was packing,
that the car was full drugs,Copy !req
360. money, you knew all that, you planned it-Copy !req
361. A clear cut armed robbery and murder case-Copy !req
362. His folks abandoned him,
he grew up without love-Copy !req
363. Got tickets for the World Cup,
for him and his girl-Copy !req
364. A model Japanese footie fan-Copy !req
365. But just before the game,
a young guy like you puts out his light-Copy !req
366. Ah, the ever-egocentric,
unfeeling youth of today!Copy !req
367. Immature adults on the loose,
everything a blur except their friends-Copy !req
368. Living life like a video game,
finger on the reset button!Copy !req
369. You're a roller-coaster with no breaks!Copy !req
370. It's not true, you're making it up-Copy !req
371. Typical story, nice and easy
for the cops to follow-Copy !req
372. What I'm sayin' is, nobody's on your side-Copy !req
373. This is it, kids- Make it a good game!Copy !req
374. Nice speech old man-Copy !req
375. Will you stop it!Copy !req
376. - I can see you sweating in front of a prompter-
- Nishi!Copy !req
377. It's improv!Copy !req
378. Sure-Copy !req
379. What?Copy !req
380. This roller-coaster you're trying to stop
is a genuine Angel Express-Copy !req
381. And I can see you moved to tears
as you watch that mystic angel—Copy !req
382. —spread its wings and disappear into the sky-Copy !req
383. The fuck?Copy !req
384. Fuck!Copy !req
385. Nishi!Copy !req
386. Offside!Copy !req
387. Asshole, this ain't football!Copy !req
388. Now get in as close as you can!Copy !req
389. Offside-trap!Copy !req
390. Stunt driving!Copy !req
391. My nose is bleeding!Copy !req
392. Mine too!Copy !req
393. Mine too!Copy !req
394. The bridge!Copy !req
395. What the fuck are you doing!Copy !req
396. My Pitch, my little Pitch!Copy !req
397. Pitch! You came back! Pitch!Copy !req
398. No more fooling around-Copy !req
399. We'll get 'em on the bridge-Copy !req
400. Perfect defense plan- Even Zidane and Figo
couldn't get through- We'll get 'em-Copy !req
401. Whale?Copy !req
402. What, you again?Copy !req
403. Not just yet!Copy !req
404. You there, Nishi?Copy !req
405. Are we— dead?Copy !req
406. You both there? Wait a sec—Copy !req
407. Where is it?Copy !req
408. Bingo!Copy !req
409. We're alive—Copy !req
410. Thank God-Copy !req
411. Seawater? Can't see shit-Copy !req
412. Near the harbour, maybe-Copy !req
413. Smells fishy—Copy !req
414. Have no fear!Copy !req
415. Fear takes the shape we're willing to give it-Copy !req
416. Let's light a candle in our hearts,
make it gleam-Copy !req
417. Try to enjoy the moment-Copy !req
418. In spite of this turn of events-Copy !req
419. This will shed a new light on things-Copy !req
420. Remember our days in grade school?Copy !req
421. When it was all play,
no restrictions or tomorrows?Copy !req
422. We didn't end up here 'cos we were chased-Copy !req
423. We came here seeking adventure!
An epic journey!Copy !req
424. Let the party begin!Copy !req
425. Hey, there's a boat!Copy !req
426. Let's check it out!Copy !req
427. Lane No-1, Nishi! 3rd Grade! And I'm off!Copy !req
428. Hey, let's go-Copy !req
429. Lane No-2, Myon!
Also, 3rd Grade, and here I go!Copy !req
430. Wow, what a wreck-Copy !req
431. Where are we?Copy !req
432. Stinks-Copy !req
433. I'm starving! Good for my figure, though-Copy !req
434. Your body is DOPE!Copy !req
435. Which you haven't seen- I just look slim-Copy !req
436. Show me then!Copy !req
437. No way-Copy !req
438. Please!Copy !req
439. Nope-Copy !req
440. Please!Copy !req
441. Sugar on top!Copy !req
442. Nah-Copy !req
443. - Aw, c'mon!
- Nishi! What now, huh?Copy !req
444. You almost got us killed!Copy !req
445. Sure they were scum,
but you also popped a guy-Copy !req
446. What's with the "enthusiasm?"Copy !req
447. I was killed! Shot by that creep!Copy !req
448. What the hell are you talking about?
He's the one that's gone dodo!Copy !req
449. Before that- See, I was so scared
I lucked out on getting angry-Copy !req
450. And that's when he shot me! Cueball mother!Copy !req
451. Then I was sucked up to heaven and—Copy !req
452. You've lost it-Copy !req
453. But I believed in myself,
believed like nothing else, and I was back!Copy !req
454. To live true to yourself,
sincerely, without restraint!Copy !req
455. I realized it's the only weapon
against any wall!Copy !req
456. Ok, you've lost me-
But THIS is where it got us-Copy !req
457. We're only here 'cos we were lucky-Copy !req
458. It's a miracle we're alive-
But if this keeps up, we'll be dead in no time-Copy !req
459. I— I—Copy !req
460. I—Copy !req
461. I've got— a radio!Copy !req
462. A radio?Copy !req
463. This place is dangerous, we need to move!Copy !req
464. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
465. - What the fuck?
- C'mon, hurry!Copy !req
466. - What is this?
- An earthquake? A tsunami?Copy !req
467. - You guys are reckless!
- The fuck, old man?Copy !req
468. Hurry up! Grab an ore and row!Copy !req
469. - Tidal wave?
- Tsunami!Copy !req
470. Move it, people!Copy !req
471. Over there!Copy !req
472. Almost there!Copy !req
473. Hang on!Copy !req
474. Meal time's over- We're OK now-Copy !req
475. Let's go up-Copy !req
476. Wow! It's like a top secret lair!Copy !req
477. TV, microwave, audio set, PC,
you've got everything!Copy !req
478. So they just washed up?Copy !req
479. Ah, and food!Copy !req
480. And sexy lingerie! You dirty old man!Copy !req
481. Let's see what's inside-Copy !req
482. No power, huh?
This stuff's just for show, then?Copy !req
483. Gross!Copy !req
484. Think of it as modern art-Copy !req
485. Want to freshen up?Copy !req
486. Plenty of clean hot water?Copy !req
487. - You mean have a bath?
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
488. I'd like that-Copy !req
489. Yeah? Me too!Copy !req
490. This is bliss!Copy !req
491. But boy we're in some mess- It's surreal-Copy !req
492. I mean, we're in God-knows-where
enjoying a total stranger's hospitality-Copy !req
493. Having a bath— Unbelievable-Copy !req
494. Well, he's on the way to a Happy Meal,
but he seems nice-Copy !req
495. Once a perv, always a perv, huh?Copy !req
496. I feel like it's the first time
we're having a real talk-Copy !req
497. We'll leave clean clothes here!Copy !req
498. Those bastards! Not very subtle are they?Copy !req
499. Let's pretend they're costumes-Copy !req
500. Hey, find something we can actually wear!Copy !req
501. Wow! Looks amazing!Copy !req
502. You made this?Copy !req
503. Gramps?Copy !req
504. Should've seen him at work-Copy !req
505. Really? It's like a NY sushi bar-Copy !req
506. Where'd you learn to cook, gramps?Copy !req
507. Whoa!Copy !req
508. Yeah, it's delicious!Copy !req
509. 5 stars in my book!Copy !req
510. Bon apetit!Copy !req
511. Wow-Copy !req
512. What a meal!Copy !req
513. Thanks-Copy !req
514. Much better than some fancy
rotating sushi bar in Kita-Copy !req
515. They started serving
Westernized sushi last year-Copy !req
516. Rotating sushi bars-Copy !req
517. Rotating sushis-Copy !req
518. Rotating sushis—Copy !req
519. Not like that—Copy !req
520. No, no-Copy !req
521. In front of the customers-Copy !req
522. Mines dead too-Copy !req
523. It's a cell— phone?Copy !req
524. A phone, a mobile phone?Copy !req
525. I knew it!Copy !req
526. So, can we make contact with
the outside world?Copy !req
527. Can't- It's soaked- Probably a goner-Copy !req
528. So, um, do robots exist now?Copy !req
529. I saw a robot isle at the hardware
store the other day-Copy !req
530. Yeah?Copy !req
531. Yes! I knew it!Copy !req
532. - How about flying cars?
- Huh?Copy !req
533. Hmm, how long have you been here exactly?Copy !req
534. More than 30 years-Copy !req
535. I had a big deal going down—Copy !req
536. Hid my stash in a comic book case—Copy !req
537. But I took the wrong one—Copy !req
538. Coastguards and DEA knew all about it anyway-Copy !req
539. Was running, lights flashing everywhere—Copy !req
540. When a huge whale swallowed me-Copy !req
541. Couldn't believe it-Copy !req
542. And then what?Copy !req
543. Got caught in the waves-Copy !req
544. It was pitch dark when I came around-Copy !req
545. Tried to escape but the waves were too rough-Copy !req
546. Tried again- And again-Copy !req
547. I couldn't have survived without my friends-Copy !req
548. Um, where's the toilet?Copy !req
549. The washroom? Straight ahead- I'll take you-Copy !req
550. Nah, it's okay- Straight ahead, right?Copy !req
551. Oh my God!Copy !req
552. Hey, keep talking!Copy !req
553. - Where's the "exit?"
- All the way down there-Copy !req
554. - Oh, right!
- But of course!Copy !req
555. Back to square one!Copy !req
556. Got to know your own limits-Copy !req
557. We're outta here-Copy !req
558. We can go this way-Copy !req
559. It's wobbling!Copy !req
560. It's the only way, c'mon!Copy !req
561. It'll be alright!Copy !req
562. You'll get killed!Copy !req
563. He's hungry again!Copy !req
564. Hurry!Copy !req
565. Come back!Copy !req
566. Wait!Copy !req
567. - The water's coming!
- Nishi!Copy !req
568. There! The exit!Copy !req
569. Put these on!Copy !req
570. Nishi! Come back!Copy !req
571. Nishi!Copy !req
572. Hey, let go of me!Copy !req
573. What the—?Copy !req
574. Nishi, you're awake!Copy !req
575. What a relief! He's come around!Copy !req
576. And here's something to cheer you up!Copy !req
577. And a "Happy Mornin" to y'all!Copy !req
578. Wow, is this a beautiful day or what?Copy !req
579. You wouldn't believe how blue the sky was
this morning-Copy !req
580. In line with the solar system is—Copy !req
581. Thought I'd drive
all the way to Brazil, y'know?Copy !req
582. Well, it's gonna be booming
at the resorts today-Copy !req
583. Certainly not a day for school
or work, I tell ya-Copy !req
584. Now, now, now—Copy !req
585. C'mon, cheer up!Copy !req
586. You're homesick, I've been there-
I cried and got angry too-Copy !req
587. But I realized after coming here—Copy !req
588. Oh, whatever!Copy !req
589. Got an idea! There's a place
that'll cheer you up-Copy !req
590. Great friends too-Copy !req
591. Let's go- Everybody!Copy !req
592. So wrecked cars are popping up everywhere-Copy !req
593. Must've been some monster car chase-Copy !req
594. You haven't eaten properly in 3 days!Copy !req
595. You're not gonna last that way-Copy !req
596. You need to eat for your breasts' sake!Copy !req
597. And Nishi, you've eaten nothing!Copy !req
598. Forget about getting it up!Copy !req
599. Hey!Copy !req
600. Just shut up, okay?Copy !req
601. Gramps, will you take me to that fun place
you mentioned about?Copy !req
602. Wanna go? It'll be fun-Copy !req
603. I need a change-Copy !req
604. That's the spirit! You'll love it!Copy !req
605. Nishi?Copy !req
606. You too!Copy !req
607. Nah— count me out-Copy !req
608. It'll be fun! You can meet my friends too!Copy !req
609. Hearts'll sore! Heads'll explode!Copy !req
610. Cut it, Gramps- I'm not in the mood!Copy !req
611. Just leave me alone!Copy !req
612. Join us later if you feel like it, okay?Copy !req
613. Let's go, Myon-Copy !req
614. Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
615. This'll be a blast!Copy !req
616. You'll love my friends-Copy !req
617. Fuck! The look on his face!Copy !req
618. He doesn't have a clue!Copy !req
619. I only said those things
'cos he was being inconsiderate!Copy !req
620. How about a little kindness, huh?Copy !req
621. I'm hurt!Copy !req
622. I have doubts about humanity!Copy !req
623. What about my start in Mangas?Copy !req
624. What about my glorious campus life, huh?Copy !req
625. Asshole!Copy !req
626. Loser!Copy !req
627. "Help me God I'm sorry"Copy !req
628. 30 years- 30 years-Copy !req
629. Gotta drink your milk, honey-Copy !req
630. 30 years-Copy !req
631. You okay?Copy !req
632. Isn't it amazing, Nishi?Copy !req
633. Gramps, I-Copy !req
634. Er, what I said back there was-Copy !req
635. I'd become a bad person-Copy !req
636. I wanted to boast about my evil ways-Copy !req
637. I wanted to be known as a tough, rugged man-Copy !req
638. I wanted to walk over everybody-Copy !req
639. But I wound up here and-Copy !req
640. I struggled-Copy !req
641. But I managed to survive!Copy !req
642. I can swim again-Copy !req
643. Catch things, walk, see-Copy !req
644. Isn't that fun?Copy !req
645. Seawater's salty! This place stinks!
But it gives me joy!Copy !req
646. Would you rather lie around doing nothing?
Or would you rather feel alive?Copy !req
647. Which is more fun?Copy !req
648. She sure can swim!Copy !req
649. She wanted to go to the Olympics
till she was about 15-Copy !req
650. Had a coach and all-Copy !req
651. Come to think of it,
I remember her winning something-Copy !req
652. Bronze at the Kinki Races-Copy !req
653. Stopped when her boobs got bigger-Copy !req
654. No kidding! Gotta go with the flow, huh?Copy !req
655. Yeah, with the flow-Copy !req
656. How is it?Copy !req
657. Wow! Fantastic!Copy !req
658. Right, my turn!
Quality entertainment coming up!Copy !req
659. Got one!Copy !req
660. Nishi!Copy !req
661. Nishi, remember when we found a stray dog?Copy !req
662. In kindergarten?Copy !req
663. And you said you'd take care of it?Copy !req
664. That made me so happy-Copy !req
665. Yeah?Copy !req
666. I'm gonna take him home with me-Copy !req
667. You will? Thank you!Copy !req
668. I already have a sea-monkey, so it'll be fine-Copy !req
669. Wanna see? C'mon, I'll show ya!Copy !req
670. Myon-Copy !req
671. So this is the new plot-Copy !req
672. In the far, distant future,Copy !req
673. where the world is starving from
over-population and environmental destruction,Copy !req
674. Earth decides to send
a spaceship in search for food-Copy !req
675. But something goes wrong-Copy !req
676. They land on a strange planet-Copy !req
677. There's water and oxygen,
but nothing edible for humans-Copy !req
678. Except for one thing, they soon discover-Copy !req
679. A certain creature's pooh-Copy !req
680. Ooh, gross!Copy !req
681. And it's the perfect food for humans-Copy !req
682. IT'S DELICIOUS!
And it's the perfect food for humans-Copy !req
683. But the creature's unbelievably bad at hunting
and on the verge of extinction-Copy !req
684. There's only one?Copy !req
685. Our men help the creature hunt, look after it-Copy !req
686. And they live like that for a while
until a new enemy arrives-Copy !req
687. Higher species of plants begin to fight
for food, which is also creature chips-Copy !req
688. A pooh-war, huh?Copy !req
689. But what happens then? The crew?Copy !req
690. Guess we need to send them home safely, huh?Copy !req
691. The planet is ideal in its own way, but—Copy !req
692. In fact, the planet's some kind of cell-Copy !req
693. Our crew must've ended up there
after being shrunk-Copy !req
694. A cell?Copy !req
695. Yeah, of a human body-Copy !req
696. Whose?Copy !req
697. Yours!Copy !req
698. Mine?Copy !req
699. Let's just say— it was the leader's fault-Copy !req
700. His love for his girl,
his determination to find that planet,Copy !req
701. his desperation led the ship there-Copy !req
702. But one day, they realize
their bodies have grown bigger-Copy !req
703. Why?Copy !req
704. Wonder why-Copy !req
705. And they hear a voice- From inside your tummy
as you're sitting in the toilet-Copy !req
706. "Oh my God!
We're growing bigger and bigger!"Copy !req
707. Yikes!Copy !req
708. But they can communicate that way-
And they realize their inside your stomach-Copy !req
709. - Then what?
- They've gotta get out-Copy !req
710. - From where?
- At this point, they're moving along the colon-Copy !req
711. Not happening!Copy !req
712. But what else can they do?
They keep getting bigger-Copy !req
713. Your belly'll explode-Copy !req
714. - I said no!
- "We're almost out, don't flush us!"Copy !req
715. I AM flushing them!Copy !req
716. "We're out! We're out!"Copy !req
717. NO!Copy !req
718. Myon!Copy !req
719. Nishi!Copy !req
720. Nishi! Myon!Copy !req
721. We're up here!Copy !req
722. You guys OK?Copy !req
723. A-OK!Copy !req
724. I'm relieved! We were worried!Copy !req
725. That was a surprise attack- So sudden-Copy !req
726. Told ya so! It's wicked, man!
A miracle, I say!Copy !req
727. The Other World by Robin Nishi-
The guy's a fucking genius!Copy !req
728. Cut class and meet me at the arcade-
The Strawberry Plaza in ten-Copy !req
729. Roger that-Copy !req
730. This place's so commercial-Copy !req
731. Dude, chill—Copy !req
732. Isn't that—Copy !req
733. Robin Nishi!Copy !req
734. "R- Nishi Book Signing"Copy !req
735. Check out the chicks!Copy !req
736. Fuckin' cool!Copy !req
737. Excuse me, you're Robin Nishi, right?Copy !req
738. Hiroshi, you idiot!Copy !req
739. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
740. Sorry!Copy !req
741. We're huge fans-Copy !req
742. The Other World rocks!Copy !req
743. Wanna grab a bite?Copy !req
744. Follow me!Copy !req
745. Seriously?Copy !req
746. Eat!Copy !req
747. Yes!Copy !req
748. - This is like, your average day?
- Yeah-Copy !req
749. - Awesome!
- I feel so alive!Copy !req
750. Robin, I'll pick up the tab-Copy !req
751. What're you talking about?Copy !req
752. Hiroshi, you idiot!Copy !req
753. Hiroshi, kids shouldn't worry
about things like that-Copy !req
754. Have fun and become a man!Copy !req
755. Not a clone, but someone who transcends!Copy !req
756. First contact with aliens!Copy !req
757. And directing this epic moment
is the artist who made it all possible-Copy !req
758. Salvatore Antonio Yang Gogh!Copy !req
759. The crowd's cheers've gone up a notch here
at the 1st Cosmic Swimming Contest-Copy !req
760. Representing Earth!
Matt Beyond Thorpe Myon!Copy !req
761. And so the race begins
as we witness history in the making!Copy !req
762. 1st corner and into the gate-
Cameras are not allowed inside-Copy !req
763. And they're coming out! 4 in the first group!
And she's there!Copy !req
764. Matt Beyond Thorpe Myon,
representing Earth!Copy !req
765. Isn't this supposed to be extinct?Copy !req
766. This one too!Copy !req
767. "To Yang & Myon "Copy !req
768. Think we can get out of here?Copy !req
769. Want to?Copy !req
770. We might be happier here-Copy !req
771. Jump!Copy !req
772. That's odd and it wasn't even time yet-Copy !req
773. Good God! I was about to go fetch you!Copy !req
774. Gramps-Copy !req
775. What's going on?Copy !req
776. The water level's increasing-Copy !req
777. And he's eating less-Copy !req
778. Meaning?Copy !req
779. Can't say for sure, but he could be dying-Copy !req
780. Dying? But what happens to us then?Copy !req
781. Eventually, this place'll sink-Copy !req
782. We've gotta leave- It's that or drown-Copy !req
783. But how?Copy !req
784. The boat, of course-Copy !req
785. - The cops'll be looking for us-
- So?Copy !req
786. The Yakuzas'll come after us!Copy !req
787. So what! I wanna get out!Copy !req
788. 'Cos there's so much out there!Copy !req
789. So many different people,
living different lives!Copy !req
790. Incredibly good guys, bad guys—Copy !req
791. Folks completely different from us-
It's one huge melting pot!Copy !req
792. See, it's not about success,
dying in the streets, who's better, who's not-Copy !req
793. I just want to be a part of it!Copy !req
794. I realized that even if I've no connections,
no talent,Copy !req
795. even if I'm one big loser,Copy !req
796. I want to use my hands and feet to think
and move, to shape my own life!Copy !req
797. We can just die here or we can try-Copy !req
798. See what we've got!Copy !req
799. It's impossible-
Motivation's not gonna get us over that wave-Copy !req
800. We need a motor boat-Copy !req
801. We've got a motor!Copy !req
802. Right here!Copy !req
803. But there's no fuel—Copy !req
804. Sure there is!
We came here by car, remember?Copy !req
805. Yes!Copy !req
806. It could work!Copy !req
807. It will work!Copy !req
808. We're going to make it!Copy !req
809. We're so gonna make it!Copy !req
810. Get up there-Copy !req
811. The World Cup ends tomorrow
with its final match-Copy !req
812. As the world awaits to find out
who'll be the winner-Copy !req
813. We're near Osaka again-Copy !req
814. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
815. I think this is our only chance-Copy !req
816. Maybe the whale's come here for us!Copy !req
817. And we're going for it!Copy !req
818. You're older- Lend it to her-Copy !req
819. I don't want to!Copy !req
820. Yang-Copy !req
821. Don't run like that, Myon'll follow you-Copy !req
822. Sorry, Myon—Copy !req
823. I don't like that uniform!Copy !req
824. - I'll work-
- Sorry Yang-Copy !req
825. Wanna try?Copy !req
826. Myon-Copy !req
827. Yang!Copy !req
828. Thanks!Copy !req
829. I'm not gonna let you carry
all the load anymore-Copy !req
830. I'll grow up-Copy !req
831. I'm sorry-Copy !req
832. I always knew you were the one
that needed support-Copy !req
833. It's your turn, now-Copy !req
834. Go ahead-Copy !req
835. Here we go kids!Copy !req
836. Yes sir!Copy !req
837. Run!Copy !req
838. Water striders float—Copy !req
839. —using surface tension
from the hairs on their legs-Copy !req
840. I'm sorry-Copy !req
841. Your bones won't get strong
if you don't drink milk-Copy !req
842. Yes, mom-Copy !req
843. Ah, not again-Copy !req
844. I'll put it in your food then-Copy !req
845. This'll be perfect-Copy !req
846. - Hey, wrong nail!
- The baby!Copy !req
847. - You OK?
- It's heavy!Copy !req
848. There-Copy !req
849. Mmm, too much space for a little kid!Copy !req
850. Ah, he'll be big in no time-Copy !req
851. Wonder what he'll be like-Copy !req
852. Be right there, sweetie-Copy !req
853. You're fever's just gone down you know-Copy !req
854. I'm fine-Copy !req
855. See you later!Copy !req
856. See you at 10-Copy !req
857. Keiko? It's me-Copy !req
858. Myon? I've got an art show-Copy !req
859. That's great!Copy !req
860. And she's going for the rope!Copy !req
861. "A Lonely Death "Copy !req
862. We've got no money either-Copy !req
863. Worn by-Copy !req
864. There, found it!Copy !req
865. Jun!Copy !req
866. Hi-Copy !req
867. That's insane! They're Yakuzas!Copy !req
868. I told you to wait till tomorrow,
so shut up and wait, you punk!Copy !req
869. Sorry about that- Now back to your interview—Copy !req
870. That's her!Copy !req
871. Myon!Copy !req