1. That's her!Copy !req
2. Myon?Copy !req
3. Myon!Copy !req
4. ART UNIVERSITY
COMPETITIONCopy !req
5. Hello?Copy !req
6. DELIVERY TO MYON IMPOSSIBLECopy !req
7. OSAKA - TOKYOCopy !req
8. You live around here?Copy !req
9. Right under your nose, huh?Copy !req
10. Um, wanna ride?Copy !req
11. C'mon.Copy !req
12. You wish!Copy !req
13. You've got it all wrong.Copy !req
14. Oh, sure.Copy !req
15. I live with my sister, my dad lives with
a younger woman.Copy !req
16. It's a joke.Copy !req
17. Mom left one night when we bailed out.Copy !req
18. Sorry I haven't kept in touch.
My life's kind of a mess, well, still is.Copy !req
19. Don't worry.
Nice to see you're still the same... size.Copy !req
20. Haven't they gotten bigger?Copy !req
21. My breasts?Copy !req
22. Huh, no, your feet. Let's find you a drugstore.Copy !req
23. Better yet, a love hotel.Copy !req
24. Hey!Copy !req
25. Don't move.Copy !req
26. Thanks.Copy !req
27. Ouch!Copy !req
28. What're you doing?Copy !req
29. Nishi...Copy !req
30. Um...Copy !req
31. Would you be sad
if I went out with someone else?Copy !req
32. If I married him?Copy !req
33. Married...Copy !req
34. In junior high, I wrote her a note,
just "I like you a lot."Copy !req
35. Next day, her turn, "me too."Copy !req
36. Knocked me off my feet.Copy !req
37. We were just 13,
never even held hands after school.Copy !req
38. Being shy made things awkward right after...Copy !req
39. and we could only exchange letters, mails.Copy !req
40. 2 years later, during a school trip...Copy !req
41. Would you be sad
if I went out with someone else?Copy !req
42. "Hotel Tariff"Copy !req
43. Made me think. I never had the guts
to make a move, always playing it safe.Copy !req
44. Always waiting for someone
to help things develop.Copy !req
45. Nishi, what do you want?Copy !req
46. You don't fight, you don't get hurt,
you want me to do all the work.Copy !req
47. But that's unfair. 'Cos I'm scared too.Copy !req
48. We're not school kids anymore, y'know?Copy !req
49. What?Copy !req
50. I...Copy !req
51. I still love you. Don't marry that guy!
I've loved you since I was 9!Copy !req
52. You should marry me!Copy !req
53. I'm...Copy !req
54. I'm really happy!Copy !req
55. But I love him too.Copy !req
56. But I'm so happy now!Copy !req
57. Myon, I'm not sure I get it,
but give me some time.Copy !req
58. Give me a chance, please.Copy !req
59. OK, Nishi. Give it your best shot.Copy !req
60. You bet!Copy !req
61. Nishi?Copy !req
62. Nishi? Nishi!Copy !req
63. Think I'm too young to marry?Copy !req
64. Yeah.Copy !req
65. So, you'll be off limits to future suitors.Copy !req
66. Some are crying themselves to sleep right now.Copy !req
67. Well I hope you'll be really happy.Copy !req
68. Too bad... you don't like me
like you used to...Copy !req
69. What are you talking about?
I love you forever!Copy !req
70. You haven't changed.Copy !req
71. You can be sure about that!Copy !req
72. You want to eat yakitori?Copy !req
73. Sure!Copy !req
74. My sister and I have our own place.Copy !req
75. Really?Copy !req
76. Gotta make a living.Copy !req
77. We've given up on the loans.Copy !req
78. I'm gonna run forever!Copy !req
79. Cool!Copy !req
80. - Hi. Hey, Nishi!
- Hi!Copy !req
81. Nishi! What a surprise! Come sit over here.Copy !req
82. Thanks.Copy !req
83. Long time no see.Copy !req
84. Yang, today's special, and a beer.Copy !req
85. Have a drink first.Copy !req
86. What've you been up to?
Working on your Mangas?Copy !req
87. Yes. Got a job on the side.Copy !req
88. You're going to Tokyo, right? Tokyo's great.Copy !req
89. Lots of good looking women trying to make it
in TV, modeling.Copy !req
90. When I got married,
I often went there on business.Copy !req
91. I'd get invited to hostess bars where there'd
be a bunch of girls like that.Copy !req
92. And I'd pick one out and... yum yum!Copy !req
93. Students promoting stuff on the streets,
game show assistants...Copy !req
94. - Sir...
- They sure were hot.Copy !req
95. - You cheated?
- I was having fun, but they'd fall for me.Copy !req
96. I had quite a rep, 5 girls in Tokyo,
3 in Osaka, those were the days—Copy !req
97. - Don't listen to him-
- Sorry about this-Copy !req
98. Meanwhile, these two popped out and—Copy !req
99. - You don't sound too thrilled!
- Had to take care of them-Copy !req
100. So that was it-Copy !req
101. Y'know, if I'd gotten together with
that promo-girl—Copy !req
102. I wouldn't be broke now-Copy !req
103. Stop dreaming!Copy !req
104. That's him-Copy !req
105. Yep, dad hasn't changed at all-Copy !req
106. His girlfriend's the same age as me-Copy !req
107. Picked her up at a loanshark's office-Copy !req
108. Riko? She's not quite on par with
the others though-Copy !req
109. So you just forgot about her?Copy !req
110. What a waste! Like keeping roses in the can!Copy !req
111. - What?
- Your wife! You didn't deserve her!Copy !req
112. Why are you taking her side?Copy !req
113. 'Cause I love the women of the Uchida family!Copy !req
114. You were surrounded by
3 of the most beautiful women!Copy !req
115. I even planned a trip
to your home town last year!Copy !req
116. Thinking the place'll be
swarming with girls like them!Copy !req
117. Had to see the source!Copy !req
118. Myon, maybe you should marry Nishi-
You'd be happier that way-Copy !req
119. What're you talking about?Copy !req
120. You love him- You wrote about him
all the time when you were in school-Copy !req
121. - Wrote what!
- Oh, Nishi this, Nishi that, Nishi, Nishi—Copy !req
122. Dad!Copy !req
123. Ryo's nice too- But I prefer Nishi-Copy !req
124. Hi!Copy !req
125. Hi-Copy !req
126. Ryo-Copy !req
127. Sir?Copy !req
128. Don't mind him-Copy !req
129. This is Nishi-Copy !req
130. This is Ryo-Copy !req
131. Hi- Heard a lot about you- Pleased to meet you-Copy !req
132. Same here-Copy !req
133. Beer?Copy !req
134. Yes-Copy !req
135. Did you hear about Kenta's accident?Copy !req
136. Yeah-Copy !req
137. So please be careful-Copy !req
138. Here Nishi-Copy !req
139. Thanks-Copy !req
140. You do Mangas, right?Copy !req
141. Nishi promised to do one about me!Copy !req
142. Yes, something naughty and sexy!Copy !req
143. Can't wait—Copy !req
144. Stop it!Copy !req
145. Something nasty and kinky-Copy !req
146. I wanna see that!Copy !req
147. Good looking guy, great bod',
seems trustworthy...Copy !req
148. But wasn't something a little...Copy !req
149. odd when you came in?Copy !req
150. We were talking about ME,
'bout how I'm the one for Myon.Copy !req
151. You're in the way pal, a third wheel,
can't you see it?Copy !req
152. I shouldn't embarrass her by competing
with him. Don't want them to feel awkward.Copy !req
153. I'll get my truck on the 25th-Copy !req
154. Congratulations-Copy !req
155. Carries a 5 ton load- I'll be making money!Copy !req
156. - You're a truck driver?
- Thanks-Copy !req
157. I used to do things like that- Hard stuff—Copy !req
158. Had no idea, Nishi-Copy !req
159. Well, my body's all I've got going for me!Copy !req
160. A real man alright...Copy !req
161. Sensitive can mean neurotic. Women are
happier with these rough and simple types.Copy !req
162. Nice smile too- I'm history- She's yours-Copy !req
163. Hello—Copy !req
164. Here—Copy !req
165. It'll dry soon-Copy !req
166. Something wrong?Copy !req
167. Your beer—Copy !req
168. Hey!Copy !req
169. - You know this guy?
- The owner!Copy !req
170. He's off today- I'm only here part-time-
I'm not sure where he is- Sorry-Copy !req
171. OK-Copy !req
172. Settle down Atsu- We're gonna wait for him-Copy !req
173. Right here—Copy !req
174. I think he said he was taking
a couple of days off somewhere-Copy !req
175. I knew it, off to a holiday resort-Copy !req
176. With MY World Cup tickets, having fun-Copy !req
177. Stop it! I'll call the police!Copy !req
178. Say, you're kinda cute-Copy !req
179. What the fuck are you doing you scum?Copy !req
180. And who do you think you are?Copy !req
181. Stop it!Copy !req
182. Ryo!Copy !req
183. Stop it!Copy !req
184. Atsu, that's enough, put that piece away!Copy !req
185. I said put it away!Copy !req
186. - What?
- You don't know what's going on, bro'!Copy !req
187. I do-Copy !req
188. No, you don't! My little Riko,
that old fuck, he—Copy !req
189. He co-erced her!Copy !req
190. I know Atsu, but you don't mix business
with private stuff- We're professionals-Copy !req
191. Y'know, I've been meaning to tell
you - you've got no taste-Copy !req
192. Teen car, fag watch, just plain bad taste-Copy !req
193. Me, I'm different, I'm a player-
Not a business man, but an artist!Copy !req
194. Personal stuff IS my business!Copy !req
195. Watch your mouth! You don't even know
the meaning of the word artist!Copy !req
196. Oh— Atsu, sorry man,
didn't know you felt that way-Copy !req
197. Do whatever you want—Copy !req
198. I'm cool, it's just,
I get mad when I think about that guy!Copy !req
199. Raping my Riko, keeping her locked in—Copy !req
200. Yeah, well if you put it that way,
it's your call-Copy !req
201. Say Atsu, can I add something?Copy !req
202. NO!Copy !req
203. Too bad he's out— he'd understand how I feel,
my hurt, my grief—Copy !req
204. If he sees ME raping HIS girlfriend right here!Copy !req
205. I don't know this guy,
first time he comes in here-Copy !req
206. Well it's true!Copy !req
207. Bro, this bitch is lying!Copy !req
208. You cunt!Copy !req
209. They give it up so quickly-Copy !req
210. All of 'em-Copy !req
211. Wow, great boobs!Copy !req
212. Don't move-Copy !req
213. That's right, like that-Copy !req
214. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
215. Say, those are sexy undies-Copy !req
216. Kinda sparse down there, don't move,
show it to me-Copy !req
217. Nishi, are you there?Copy !req
218. Nishi?Copy !req
219. Is he here? Where is he, this way?Copy !req
220. This ball couldn't be him, now could it?Copy !req
221. Where are you?Copy !req
222. This you? Curled up like a ball?
You wanted some, didn't you?Copy !req
223. Well, turn around, take a look at that pussy-Copy !req
224. You know you want to-Copy !req
225. Your turn after, amigo-Copy !req
226. Come on, get up and get IT up!Copy !req
227. I—Copy !req
228. I—Copy !req
229. I'm gonna— I'm gonna—Copy !req
230. Hurt you!Copy !req
231. No way!Copy !req
232. Ha! Did you hear that, gonna hurt you he said!Copy !req
233. Put a bullet in him, on cue, just when he said
"hur!" Out the front before "t!"Copy !req
234. Miserable loser!Copy !req
235. That's not funny-Copy !req
236. I was looking at you, you're gross-Copy !req
237. What are you saying bro'?Copy !req
238. Too gross- Don't move- You piss me off-Copy !req
239. - I'm sorry, forgive me, please!
- Don't move!Copy !req
240. I'll do anything!Copy !req
241. ATTEN-TION!Copy !req
242. Say "shit-pee-dick" 10 times- Very fast-Copy !req
243. And add a kiss to the last one-Copy !req
244. Bro'---Copy !req
245. Add a kiss and I'll forgive you!Copy !req
246. Shit-pee-dick— shit-pee-dick—
shit-pee-dick—Copy !req
247. Er, Shit-pee-dick-smack!Copy !req
248. You promised—!Copy !req
249. Think about what you did on your way to hell-Copy !req
250. Sorry about the trouble,
but it's the owner's—Copy !req
251. Ah, forget it-Copy !req
252. I'll have a beer & a stick-Copy !req
253. If I only had one of those magic time belts,
turn it back—Copy !req
254. RECAPCopy !req
255. ANGER BAROMETERCopy !req
256. Nishi, are you there?Copy !req
257. Where is he, this way?Copy !req
258. This ball couldn't be him, now could it?Copy !req
259. This you? You wanted some, didn't you?
Well turn around and—Copy !req
260. I—Copy !req
261. I—Copy !req
262. I'm gonna— I'm gonna—Copy !req
263. I'm gonna hurt you!Copy !req
264. - I'm
- No!Copy !req
265. - Gonna
- Stop!Copy !req
266. - Hurt You
- Stop, please!Copy !req
267. SUCKS, DOESN'T IT?Copy !req
268. LAME, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
269. A FART, NO?Copy !req
270. SNOT?Copy !req
271. Ok, I get it! I'm not cool!
I'm useless! And no fun!Copy !req
272. BIRD SHIT?Copy !req
273. I'm a snot, I know! So, stop this!Copy !req
274. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
275. STOP!Copy !req
276. Something's wrong with my eyes!Copy !req
277. I keep changing, right?Copy !req
278. You can't decide what I should look like-Copy !req
279. Who are you?Copy !req
280. You know- It's flickering there in your mind-Copy !req
281. Come on, let it go-Copy !req
282. What's the first thing that comes to mind?Copy !req
283. GODCopy !req
284. G— God!Copy !req
285. There we are-
Not that how you call me matters-Copy !req
286. A, B, they're just symbols anyway-Copy !req
287. Confused? Wanna see my tits?Copy !req
288. The only way to make it stop is to be honest-
Easier to see the truth that way-Copy !req
289. The truth for you, that is-
Too late for counseling though-Copy !req
290. Since you're DEAD- What a shame!Copy !req
291. Dead— I'm— dead?Copy !req
292. Really?Copy !req
293. Just like that? Gone at 20?Copy !req
294. Why was I born then?Copy !req
295. So you could have fun at my expense?Copy !req
296. What's wrong with that, huh?Copy !req
297. Yeah, so I made you on a whim!
I made you, dipshit, for my sheer enjoyment!Copy !req
298. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
299. Oops, I have to go-Copy !req
300. - Got a date-
- A date?Copy !req
301. Time's up- Go straight that way
and keep walking- You'll soon disappear-Copy !req
302. And my next life?Copy !req
303. - Huh?
- Next life?Copy !req
304. Your what? Told you it's over- Start walking-Copy !req
305. And disappear? No afterlife? We're done?Copy !req
306. It's really over?Copy !req
307. Really, really, really over? God?Copy !req
308. Will you shut up! You saw how you got here,
multiple p-o-v's of your brain exploding-Copy !req
309. A shocking documentary of your death,
deftly edited by moi!Copy !req
310. You are DEAD!Copy !req
311. I'm officially dead?Copy !req
312. Them's the breaks Nishi-Copy !req
313. Straight ahead and disappear—Copy !req
314. So if I go the other way—Copy !req
315. Hey! What're you doing? I'll be late!Copy !req
316. Wait!Copy !req
317. Let me through, I'm going back!Copy !req
318. Not down for the count, huh?Copy !req
319. You're gonna fade away, that's how it works-
See, you're already fading-Copy !req
320. I don't believe you! I'm not gonna disappear!
I'm going back!Copy !req
321. Won't happen-Copy !req
322. I'll make it, I'll get there, you'll see!Copy !req
323. Not bad, can you keep it up?
With that brain? Body?Copy !req
324. I'm gonna take care of that creep!Copy !req
325. Be stronger! Determined! Free and happy!Copy !req
326. Live life to the fullest!Copy !req
327. Pretty good—Copy !req
328. Alright give it your best shot-Copy !req
329. YES! I'm going back! I'm gonna do this!Copy !req
330. I'm on your side— I'm on your side—Copy !req
331. Your turn after, amigo- Get up and get IT up!Copy !req
332. Never— never—Copy !req
333. Never again!Copy !req
334. Don't move!Copy !req
335. Yang, come here-Copy !req
336. I'll blow your head off if you move,
I'm done being the loser-Copy !req
337. Give me the car keys-Copy !req
338. Nishi—Copy !req
339. You're on your own sir, come on, let's roll!Copy !req
340. Hey!Copy !req
341. Get in!Copy !req
342. Wait—Copy !req
343. Atsu got wasted-Copy !req
344. My fault— They're in my car, we'll get them-Copy !req
345. My apologies-Copy !req
346. Nishi, watch out!Copy !req
347. Help!Copy !req
348. And a hero is born—Copy !req
349. Hands on the wheel!Copy !req
350. Don't worry, I'm on it- I'll protect you!
I love you both!Copy !req
351. Moron, eyes on the road! Why are we running?
We should go to the police, self defense, right?Copy !req
352. No! No! No! No cops, no questions,
no regrets! I'm through with that!Copy !req
353. Making a break for it, with you two!
Like I want-Copy !req
354. No one's gonna get in my way!Copy !req
355. I'm following my heart's desires!
Like an outlaw!Copy !req
356. Hey, can you hear me?Copy !req
357. I do hope you realize you were living
in paradise till today-Copy !req
358. Like angels flying around in heaven-Copy !req
359. But now you're on a super express to hell!Copy !req
360. The guy you smoked, that bald S-O-B, Atsu?Copy !req
361. Fine football player and athlete,
known as the Maradona of Osaka-Copy !req
362. For good and for bad reasons-Copy !req
363. Beautiful bod' like a wild animal-
Not that it has to do with anything-Copy !req
364. You knew Atsu was packing,
that the car was full drugs,Copy !req
365. money, you knew all that, you planned it-Copy !req
366. A clear cut armed robbery and murder case-Copy !req
367. His folks abandoned him,
he grew up without love-Copy !req
368. Got tickets for the World Cup,
for him and his girl-Copy !req
369. A model Japanese footie fan-Copy !req
370. But just before the game,
a young guy like you puts out his light-Copy !req
371. Ah, the ever-egocentric,
unfeeling youth of today!Copy !req
372. Immature adults on the loose,
everything a blur except their friends-Copy !req
373. Living life like a video game,
finger on the reset button!Copy !req
374. You're a roller-coaster with no breaks!Copy !req
375. It's not true, you're making it up-Copy !req
376. Typical story, nice and easy
for the cops to follow-Copy !req
377. What I'm sayin' is, nobody's on your side-Copy !req
378. This is it, kids- Make it a good game!Copy !req
379. Nice speech old man-Copy !req
380. Will you stop it!Copy !req
381. - I can see you sweating in front of a prompter-
- Nishi!Copy !req
382. It's improv!Copy !req
383. Sure-Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. This roller-coaster you're trying to stop
is a genuine Angel Express-Copy !req
386. And I can see you moved to tears
as you watch that mystic angel—Copy !req
387. —spread its wings and disappear into the sky-Copy !req
388. The fuck?Copy !req
389. Fuck!Copy !req
390. Nishi!Copy !req
391. Offside!Copy !req
392. Asshole, this ain't football!Copy !req
393. Now get in as close as you can!Copy !req
394. Offside-trap!Copy !req
395. Stunt driving!Copy !req
396. My nose is bleeding!Copy !req
397. Mine too!Copy !req
398. Mine too!Copy !req
399. The bridge!Copy !req
400. What the fuck are you doing!Copy !req
401. My Pitch, my little Pitch!Copy !req
402. Pitch! You came back! Pitch!Copy !req
403. No more fooling around-Copy !req
404. We'll get 'em on the bridge-Copy !req
405. Perfect defense plan- Even Zidane and Figo
couldn't get through- We'll get 'em-Copy !req
406. Whale?Copy !req
407. What, you again?Copy !req
408. Not just yet!Copy !req
409. You there, Nishi?Copy !req
410. Are we— dead?Copy !req
411. You both there? Wait a sec—Copy !req
412. Where is it?Copy !req
413. Bingo!Copy !req
414. We're alive—Copy !req
415. Thank God-Copy !req
416. Seawater? Can't see shit-Copy !req
417. Near the harbour, maybe-Copy !req
418. Smells fishy—Copy !req
419. Have no fear!Copy !req
420. Fear takes the shape we're willing to give it-Copy !req
421. Let's light a candle in our hearts,
make it gleam-Copy !req
422. Try to enjoy the moment-Copy !req
423. In spite of this turn of events-Copy !req
424. THIS IS FUNCopy !req
425. This will shed a new light on things-Copy !req
426. Remember our days in grade school?Copy !req
427. When it was all play,
no restrictions or tomorrows?Copy !req
428. We didn't end up here 'cos we were chased-Copy !req
429. We came here seeking adventure!
An epic journey!Copy !req
430. Let the party begin!Copy !req
431. Hey, there's a boat!Copy !req
432. Let's check it out!Copy !req
433. Lane No-1, Nishi! 3rd Grade! And I'm off!Copy !req
434. Hey, let's go-Copy !req
435. Lane No-2, Myon!
Also, 3rd Grade, and here I go!Copy !req
436. Wow, what a wreck-Copy !req
437. Where are we?Copy !req
438. Stinks-Copy !req
439. I'm starving! Good for my figure, though-Copy !req
440. Your body is DOPE!Copy !req
441. Which you haven't seen- I just look slim-Copy !req
442. Show me then!Copy !req
443. No way-Copy !req
444. Please!Copy !req
445. Nope-Copy !req
446. Please!Copy !req
447. Sugar on top!Copy !req
448. Nah-Copy !req
449. - Aw, c'mon!
- Nishi! What now, huh?Copy !req
450. You almost got us killed!Copy !req
451. Sure they were scum,
but you also popped a guy-Copy !req
452. What's with the "enthusiasm?"Copy !req
453. I was killed! Shot by that creep!Copy !req
454. What the hell are you talking about?
He's the one that's gone dodo!Copy !req
455. Before that- See, I was so scared
I lucked out on getting angry-Copy !req
456. And that's when he shot me! Cueball mother!Copy !req
457. Then I was sucked up to heaven and—Copy !req
458. You've lost it-Copy !req
459. But I believed in myself,
believed like nothing else, and I was back!Copy !req
460. To live true to yourself,
sincerely, without restraint!Copy !req
461. I realized it's the only weapon
against any wall!Copy !req
462. Ok, you've lost me-
But THIS is where it got us-Copy !req
463. We're only here 'cos we were lucky-Copy !req
464. It's a miracle we're alive-
But if this keeps up, we'll be dead in no time-Copy !req
465. I— I—Copy !req
466. I—Copy !req
467. I've got— a radio!Copy !req
468. A radio?Copy !req
469. This place is dangerous, we need to move!Copy !req
470. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
471. - What the fuck?
- C'mon, hurry!Copy !req
472. - What is this?
- An earthquake? A tsunami?Copy !req
473. - You guys are reckless!
- The fuck, old man?Copy !req
474. Hurry up! Grab an ore and row!Copy !req
475. - Tidal wave?
- Tsunami!Copy !req
476. Move it, people!Copy !req
477. Over there!Copy !req
478. Almost there!Copy !req
479. Hang on!Copy !req
480. Meal time's over- We're OK now-Copy !req
481. Let's go up-Copy !req
482. Wow! It's like a top secret lair!Copy !req
483. TV, microwave, audio set, PC,
you've got everything!Copy !req
484. So they just washed up?Copy !req
485. Ah, and food!Copy !req
486. And sexy lingerie! You dirty old man!Copy !req
487. Let's see what's inside-Copy !req
488. No power, huh?
This stuff's just for show, then?Copy !req
489. Gross!Copy !req
490. Think of it as modern art-Copy !req
491. Want to freshen up?Copy !req
492. Plenty of clean hot water?Copy !req
493. - You mean have a bath?
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
494. I'd like that-Copy !req
495. Yeah? Me too!Copy !req
496. This is bliss!Copy !req
497. But boy we're in some mess- It's surreal-Copy !req
498. I mean, we're in God-knows-where
enjoying a total stranger's hospitality-Copy !req
499. Having a bath— Unbelievable-Copy !req
500. Well, he's on the way to a Happy Meal,
but he seems nice-Copy !req
501. Once a perv, always a perv, huh?Copy !req
502. I feel like it's the first time
we're having a real talk-Copy !req
503. We'll leave clean clothes here!Copy !req
504. Those bastards! Not very subtle are they?Copy !req
505. Let's pretend they're costumes-Copy !req
506. Hey, find something we can actually wear!Copy !req
507. Wow! Looks amazing!Copy !req
508. You made this?Copy !req
509. Gramps?Copy !req
510. Should've seen him at work-Copy !req
511. Really? It's like a NY sushi bar-Copy !req
512. Where'd you learn to cook, gramps?Copy !req
513. Whoa!Copy !req
514. Yeah, it's delicious!Copy !req
515. 5 stars in my book!Copy !req
516. Bon apetit!Copy !req
517. Wow-Copy !req
518. What a meal!Copy !req
519. Thanks-Copy !req
520. Much better than some fancy
rotating sushi bar in Kita-Copy !req
521. They started serving
Westernized sushi last year-Copy !req
522. Rotating sushi bars-Copy !req
523. Rotating sushis-Copy !req
524. Rotating sushis—Copy !req
525. Not like that—Copy !req
526. No, no-Copy !req
527. In front of the customers-Copy !req
528. Mines dead too-Copy !req
529. It's a cell— phone?Copy !req
530. A phone, a mobile phone?Copy !req
531. I knew it!Copy !req
532. So, can we make contact with
the outside world?Copy !req
533. Can't- It's soaked- Probably a goner-Copy !req
534. So, um, do robots exist now?Copy !req
535. I saw a robot isle at the hardware
store the other day-Copy !req
536. Yeah?Copy !req
537. Yes! I knew it!Copy !req
538. - How about flying cars?
- Huh?Copy !req
539. Hmm, how long have you been here exactly?Copy !req
540. More than 30 years-Copy !req
541. I had a big deal going down—Copy !req
542. Hid my stash in a comic book case—Copy !req
543. But I took the wrong one—Copy !req
544. Coastguards and DEA knew all about it anyway-Copy !req
545. Was running, lights flashing everywhere—Copy !req
546. When a huge whale swallowed me-Copy !req
547. Couldn't believe it-Copy !req
548. And then what?Copy !req
549. Got caught in the waves-Copy !req
550. It was pitch dark when I came around-Copy !req
551. Tried to escape but the waves were too rough-Copy !req
552. TIME BOYCopy !req
553. TIME BOY
Tried again- And again-Copy !req
554. I couldn't have survived without my friends-Copy !req
555. Um, where's the toilet?Copy !req
556. The washroom? Straight ahead- I'll take you-Copy !req
557. Nah, it's okay- Straight ahead, right?Copy !req
558. Oh my God!Copy !req
559. Hey, keep talking!Copy !req
560. - Where's the "exit?"
- All the way down there-Copy !req
561. - Oh, right!
- But of course!Copy !req
562. Back to square one!Copy !req
563. Got to know your own limits-Copy !req
564. We're outta here-Copy !req
565. We can go this way-Copy !req
566. It's wobbling!Copy !req
567. It's the only way, c'mon!Copy !req
568. It'll be alright!Copy !req
569. You'll get killed!Copy !req
570. He's hungry again!Copy !req
571. Hurry!Copy !req
572. Come back!Copy !req
573. Wait!Copy !req
574. - The water's coming!
- Nishi!Copy !req
575. There! The exit!Copy !req
576. Put these on!Copy !req
577. Nishi! Come back!Copy !req
578. Nishi!Copy !req
579. Hey, let go of me!Copy !req
580. What the—?Copy !req
581. Nishi, you're awake!Copy !req
582. What a relief! He's come around!Copy !req
583. And here's something to cheer you up!Copy !req
584. And a "Happy Mornin" to y'all!Copy !req
585. Wow, is this a beautiful day or what?Copy !req
586. You wouldn't believe how blue the sky was
this morning-Copy !req
587. In line with the solar system is—Copy !req
588. Thought I'd drive
all the way to Brazil, y'know?Copy !req
589. Well, it's gonna be booming
at the resorts today-Copy !req
590. Certainly not a day for school
or work, I tell ya-Copy !req
591. Now, now, now—Copy !req
592. C'mon, cheer up!Copy !req
593. You're homesick, I've been there-
I cried and got angry too-Copy !req
594. But I realized after coming here—Copy !req
595. Oh, whatever!Copy !req
596. Got an idea! There's a place
that'll cheer you up-Copy !req
597. Great friends too-Copy !req
598. Let's go- Everybody!Copy !req
599. So wrecked cars are popping up everywhere-Copy !req
600. Must've been some monster car chase-Copy !req
601. You haven't eaten properly in 3 days!Copy !req
602. You're not gonna last that way-Copy !req
603. You need to eat for your breasts' sake!Copy !req
604. And Nishi, you've eaten nothing!Copy !req
605. Forget about getting it up!Copy !req
606. Hey!Copy !req
607. Just shut up, okay?Copy !req
608. Gramps, will you take me to that fun place
you mentioned about?Copy !req
609. Wanna go? It'll be fun-Copy !req
610. I need a change-Copy !req
611. That's the spirit! You'll love it!Copy !req
612. Nishi?Copy !req
613. You too!Copy !req
614. Nah— count me out-Copy !req
615. It'll be fun! You can meet my friends too!Copy !req
616. Hearts'll sore! Heads'll explode!Copy !req
617. Cut it, Gramps- I'm not in the mood!Copy !req
618. Just leave me alone!Copy !req
619. Join us later if you feel like it, okay?Copy !req
620. Let's go, Myon-Copy !req
621. Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
622. This'll be a blast!Copy !req
623. You'll love my friends-Copy !req
624. Fuck! The look on his face!Copy !req
625. He doesn't have a clue!Copy !req
626. I only said those things
'cos he was being inconsiderate!Copy !req
627. How about a little kindness, huh?Copy !req
628. I'm hurt!Copy !req
629. I have doubts about humanity!Copy !req
630. What about my start in Mangas?Copy !req
631. What about my glorious campus life, huh?Copy !req
632. Asshole!Copy !req
633. Loser!Copy !req
634. "Help me God I'm sorry"Copy !req
635. 30 years- 30 years-Copy !req
636. Gotta drink your milk, honey-Copy !req
637. 30 years-Copy !req
638. You okay?Copy !req
639. Isn't it amazing, Nishi?Copy !req
640. Gramps, I-Copy !req
641. Er, what I said back there was-Copy !req
642. I'd become a bad person-Copy !req
643. I wanted to boast about my evil ways-Copy !req
644. I wanted to be known as a tough, rugged man-Copy !req
645. I wanted to walk over everybody-Copy !req
646. But I wound up here and-Copy !req
647. I struggled-Copy !req
648. But I managed to survive!Copy !req
649. I can swim again-Copy !req
650. Catch things, walk, see-Copy !req
651. Isn't that fun?Copy !req
652. Seawater's salty! This place stinks!
But it gives me joy!Copy !req
653. Would you rather lie around doing nothing?
Or would you rather feel alive?Copy !req
654. Which is more fun?Copy !req
655. She sure can swim!Copy !req
656. She wanted to go to the Olympics
till she was about 15-Copy !req
657. Had a coach and all-Copy !req
658. Come to think of it,
I remember her winning something-Copy !req
659. Bronze at the Kinki Races-Copy !req
660. Stopped when her boobs got bigger-Copy !req
661. No kidding! Gotta go with the flow, huh?Copy !req
662. Yeah, with the flow-Copy !req
663. How is it?Copy !req
664. Wow! Fantastic!Copy !req
665. Right, my turn!
Quality entertainment coming up!Copy !req
666. Got one!Copy !req
667. Nishi!Copy !req
668. Nishi, remember when we found a stray dog?Copy !req
669. In kindergarten?Copy !req
670. And you said you'd take care of it?Copy !req
671. That made me so happy-Copy !req
672. Yeah?Copy !req
673. I'm gonna take him home with me-Copy !req
674. You will? Thank you!Copy !req
675. I already have a sea-monkey, so it'll be fine-Copy !req
676. Wanna see? C'mon, I'll show ya!Copy !req
677. Myon-Copy !req
678. So this is the new plot-Copy !req
679. In the far, distant future,Copy !req
680. where the world is starving from
over-population and environmental destruction,Copy !req
681. Earth decides to send
a spaceship in search for food-Copy !req
682. But something goes wrong-Copy !req
683. They land on a strange planet-Copy !req
684. There's water and oxygen,
but nothing edible for humans-Copy !req
685. Except for one thing, they soon discover-Copy !req
686. A certain creature's pooh-Copy !req
687. Ooh, gross!Copy !req
688. And it's the perfect food for humans-Copy !req
689. IT'S DELICIOUS!
And it's the perfect food for humans-Copy !req
690. But the creature's unbelievably bad at hunting
and on the verge of extinction-Copy !req
691. There's only one?Copy !req
692. Our men help the creature hunt, look after it-Copy !req
693. And they live like that for a while
until a new enemy arrives-Copy !req
694. Higher species of plants begin to fight
for food, which is also creature chips-Copy !req
695. A pooh-war, huh?Copy !req
696. But what happens then? The crew?Copy !req
697. Guess we need to send them home safely, huh?Copy !req
698. The planet is ideal in its own way, but—Copy !req
699. In fact, the planet's some kind of cell-Copy !req
700. Our crew must've ended up there
after being shrunk-Copy !req
701. A cell?Copy !req
702. Yeah, of a human body-Copy !req
703. Whose?Copy !req
704. Yours!Copy !req
705. Mine?Copy !req
706. Let's just say— it was the leader's fault-Copy !req
707. His love for his girl,
his determination to find that planet,Copy !req
708. his desperation led the ship there-Copy !req
709. But one day, they realize
their bodies have grown bigger-Copy !req
710. Why?Copy !req
711. Wonder why-Copy !req
712. And they hear a voice- From inside your tummy
as you're sitting in the toilet-Copy !req
713. "Oh my God!
We're growing bigger and bigger!"Copy !req
714. Yikes!Copy !req
715. But they can communicate that way-
And they realize their inside your stomach-Copy !req
716. - Then what?
- They've gotta get out-Copy !req
717. - From where?
- At this point, they're moving along the colon-Copy !req
718. Not happening!Copy !req
719. But what else can they do?
They keep getting bigger-Copy !req
720. Your belly'll explode-Copy !req
721. - I said no!
- "We're almost out, don't flush us!"Copy !req
722. I AM flushing them!Copy !req
723. "We're out! We're out!"Copy !req
724. NO!Copy !req
725. Myon!Copy !req
726. Nishi!Copy !req
727. Nishi! Myon!Copy !req
728. We're up here!Copy !req
729. You guys OK?Copy !req
730. A-OK!Copy !req
731. I'm relieved! We were worried!Copy !req
732. That was a surprise attack- So sudden-Copy !req
733. Told ya so! It's wicked, man!
A miracle, I say!Copy !req
734. The Other World by Robin Nishi-
The guy's a fucking genius!Copy !req
735. Cut class and meet me at the arcade-
The Strawberry Plaza in ten-Copy !req
736. Roger that-Copy !req
737. This place's so commercial-Copy !req
738. Dude, chill—Copy !req
739. Isn't that—Copy !req
740. Robin Nishi!Copy !req
741. "R- Nishi Book Signing"Copy !req
742. Check out the chicks!Copy !req
743. Fuckin' cool!Copy !req
744. Excuse me, you're Robin Nishi, right?Copy !req
745. Hiroshi, you idiot!Copy !req
746. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
747. Sorry!Copy !req
748. We're huge fans-Copy !req
749. The Other World rocks!Copy !req
750. Wanna grab a bite?Copy !req
751. Follow me!Copy !req
752. Seriously?Copy !req
753. Eat!Copy !req
754. Yes!Copy !req
755. - This is like, your average day?
- Yeah-Copy !req
756. - Awesome!
- I feel so alive!Copy !req
757. Robin, I'll pick up the tab-Copy !req
758. What're you talking about?Copy !req
759. Hiroshi, you idiot!Copy !req
760. Hiroshi, kids shouldn't worry
about things like that-Copy !req
761. Have fun and become a man!Copy !req
762. Not a clone, but someone who transcends!Copy !req
763. First contact with aliens!Copy !req
764. And directing this epic moment
is the artist who made it all possible-Copy !req
765. Salvatore Antonio Yang Gogh!Copy !req
766. HELLOCopy !req
767. The crowd's cheers've gone up a notch here
at the 1st Cosmic Swimming Contest-Copy !req
768. Representing Earth!
Matt Beyond Thorpe Myon!Copy !req
769. And so the race begins
as we witness history in the making!Copy !req
770. 1st corner and into the gate-
Cameras are not allowed inside-Copy !req
771. And they're coming out! 4 in the first group!
And she's there!Copy !req
772. Matt Beyond Thorpe Myon,
representing Earth!Copy !req
773. Isn't this supposed to be extinct?Copy !req
774. This one too!Copy !req
775. "To Yang & Myon "Copy !req
776. Think we can get out of here?Copy !req
777. Want to?Copy !req
778. We might be happier here-Copy !req
779. Jump!Copy !req
780. That's odd and it wasn't even time yet-Copy !req
781. Good God! I was about to go fetch you!Copy !req
782. Gramps-Copy !req
783. What's going on?Copy !req
784. The water level's increasing-Copy !req
785. And he's eating less-Copy !req
786. Meaning?Copy !req
787. Can't say for sure, but he could be dying-Copy !req
788. Dying? But what happens to us then?Copy !req
789. Eventually, this place'll sink-Copy !req
790. We've gotta leave- It's that or drown-Copy !req
791. But how?Copy !req
792. The boat, of course-Copy !req
793. - The cops'll be looking for us-
- So?Copy !req
794. The Yakuzas'll come after us!Copy !req
795. So what! I wanna get out!Copy !req
796. 'Cos there's so much out there!Copy !req
797. So many different people,
living different lives!Copy !req
798. Incredibly good guys, bad guys—Copy !req
799. Folks completely different from us-
It's one huge melting pot!Copy !req
800. See, it's not about success,
dying in the streets, who's better, who's not-Copy !req
801. I just want to be a part of it!Copy !req
802. I realized that even if I've no connections,
no talent,Copy !req
803. even if I'm one big loser,Copy !req
804. I want to use my hands and feet to think
and move, to shape my own life!Copy !req
805. We can just die here or we can try-Copy !req
806. See what we've got!Copy !req
807. It's impossible-
Motivation's not gonna get us over that wave-Copy !req
808. We need a motor boat-Copy !req
809. We've got a motor!Copy !req
810. Right here!Copy !req
811. But there's no fuel—Copy !req
812. Sure there is!
We came here by car, remember?Copy !req
813. Yes!Copy !req
814. It could work!Copy !req
815. It will work!Copy !req
816. We're going to make it!Copy !req
817. We're so gonna make it!Copy !req
818. Get up there-Copy !req
819. The World Cup ends tomorrow
with its final match-Copy !req
820. As the world awaits to find out
who'll be the winner-Copy !req
821. We're near Osaka again-Copy !req
822. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
823. I think this is our only chance-Copy !req
824. Maybe the whale's come here for us!Copy !req
825. And we're going for it!Copy !req
826. You're older- Lend it to her-Copy !req
827. I don't want to!Copy !req
828. Yang-Copy !req
829. Don't run like that, Myon'll follow you-Copy !req
830. Sorry, Myon—Copy !req
831. I don't like that uniform!Copy !req
832. - I'll work-
- Sorry Yang-Copy !req
833. Wanna try?Copy !req
834. Myon-Copy !req
835. Yang!Copy !req
836. Thanks!Copy !req
837. I'm not gonna let you carry
all the load anymore-Copy !req
838. I'll grow up-Copy !req
839. I'm sorry-Copy !req
840. I always knew you were the one
that needed support-Copy !req
841. It's your turn, now-Copy !req
842. Go ahead-Copy !req
843. Here we go kids!Copy !req
844. Yes sir!Copy !req
845. Run!Copy !req
846. Water striders float—Copy !req
847. —using surface tension
from the hairs on their legs-Copy !req
848. I'm sorry-Copy !req
849. Your bones won't get strong
if you don't drink milk-Copy !req
850. Yes, mom-Copy !req
851. Ah, not again-Copy !req
852. I'll put it in your food then-Copy !req
853. This'll be perfect-Copy !req
854. - Hey, wrong nail!
- The baby!Copy !req
855. - You OK?
- It's heavy!Copy !req
856. There-Copy !req
857. Mmm, too much space for a little kid!Copy !req
858. Ah, he'll be big in no time-Copy !req
859. Wonder what he'll be like-Copy !req
860. Be right there, sweetie-Copy !req
861. You're fever's just gone down you know-Copy !req
862. I'm fine-Copy !req
863. See you later!Copy !req
864. See you at 10-Copy !req
865. Keiko? It's me-Copy !req
866. Myon? I've got an art show-Copy !req
867. That's great!Copy !req
868. And she's going for the rope!Copy !req
869. "A Lonely Death "Copy !req
870. We've got no money either-Copy !req
871. Worn by-Copy !req
872. There, found it!Copy !req
873. Jun!Copy !req
874. Hi-Copy !req
875. That's insane! They're Yakuzas!Copy !req
876. I told you to wait till tomorrow,
so shut up and wait, you punk!Copy !req
877. Sorry about that- Now back to your interview—Copy !req
878. That's her!Copy !req
879. Myon!Copy !req