1. Artistic Association of
Comedy and Musical Films
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2. Directed by
Georgy DANELIYA
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3. Written by
Revaz GABRIADZE
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4. Victoria TOKAREVA
Georgy DANELIYA
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5. Director of Photography
Anatoly PETRITSKY
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6. Production Designers
Boris NEMECHEK, Eleonora NEMECHEK
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7. Music by
Gia KANCHELI
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8. Sound by
Yevgeny FYODOROV
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9. Marzipan, this is Falcon.
Entering zone.
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10. Request landing instructions.
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11. Falcon, this is Marzipan.
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12. Flight level 1,800.
Wind 2-3, South-West.
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13. Cleared to land.
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14. Accept the mail.
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15. Mail accepted.
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16. - Alternate field?
- Tsnori.
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17. Announce the flight.
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18. Flight 1, get on the scale.
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19. Valiko, there were eight sheep.
One's missing.
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20. - Did you count yourself?
- No.
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21. There were eight counting you.
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22. There were eight counting me.
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23. Starring
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24. Komarova- Yelena PROKLOVA
Volokhov- Yevgeny LEONOV
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25. Granddad - Konstantin DAUSHVILI
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26. Givi Ivanovich -
Ruslan MIKABERIDZE
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27. Varlaam -Zakro SAKHVADZE
Lawyer- Maria DYUZHEVA
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28. Lali - Rusiko MORCHELADZE
Papashvili -Archil GOMIASHVILI
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29. Now what?
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30. What's the film?
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31. "A Broken Heart".
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32. About the war?
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33. No, about love.
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34. I bet on 13
and place my fate in Allah's hands.
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35. This round thing is a roulette wheel.
It's for gambling.
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36. What does she want, Valiko?
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37. Nothing... She's dancing.
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38. My dear Mr. Ali!
There's a billion here.
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39. I want to ask for your daughter's
hand.
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40. You're not of noble birth.
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41. Don't leave, Ali, he'll forgive you!
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42. Farewell, Soreya!
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43. Call a doctor! He can still be saved!
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44. A jug can be glued together,
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45. but a broken heart cannot be mended.
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46. He's dead. End of the film.
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47. Hi.
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48. Givi Ivanovich,
let me have the car keys.
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49. The tie.
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50. I've got to go to town.
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51. - No.
- Why not?
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52. - The muffler's been torn off.
- It was defective.
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53. - The headlights smashed.
- It wasn't me.
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54. And yesterday Nadya found
a lipstick under the seat.
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55. Givi Ivanovich, I took
my sister to the hospital.
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56. What about the champagne cork?
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57. That's it, nobody gets the keys!
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58. I'll learn to drive myself
and will be giving my family rides.
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59. Tell him to go out.
It's stuffy in here as it is.
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60. Zarbazan, be so kind
and wait for me outside.
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61. Magnificent! Please.
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62. Look!
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63. It feels tight.
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64. It's hot. Everything
expands from the heat.
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65. This is a winter cap.
Your head will be smaller in winter.
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66. In winter.
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67. - May I?
- Please.
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68. Rose? This is Kukush.
I want Tbilisi.
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69. Get me Aunt Nina. I'm waiting.
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70. An Azerbaijani, an Armenian and
a Georgian had an argument...
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71. Hello, Aunt Nina!
How are you?
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72. And how is Aunt Nadya?
I'm glad to hear it.
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73. I want to ask you for a favor.
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74. The warehouse in Tbilisi got
a shipment of new school desks.
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75. An experimental lot.
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76. Do we know anyone there? No?
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77. At the diary plant? That's
even better. No one can refuse them.
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78. Tell them our district should
get the first deliveries.
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79. At least for one school.
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80. - Hi! How are you?
- Your license!
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81. Have you heard a new joke?
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82. Yes. Your license!
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83. - Maybe...
- Not a chance. Your license!
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84. No, no, no!
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85. I've got 5,800 Dutch broilers
waiting for me in Tbilisi.
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86. We take care
of passengers first.
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87. It's demagoguery, Comrade Goglidze!
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88. A passenger can wait, nothing will
happen to him, but a bird may go bad.
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89. Step back.
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90. Givi Ivanovich, the police
has no respect for you.
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91. They took the car and your license.
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92. Careful!
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93. It's not crystal, is it?
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94. Watch me.
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95. Take it and put it down gently.
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96. Take it and put it down gently.
Understand?
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97. Understand.
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98. Mimino!
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99. Don't you recognize me?
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100. Valera! My friend!
What brings you here?
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101. Delhi won't receive us.
What about you?
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102. I'm... carting Dutch broilers.
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103. Hello.
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104. This is Mimino.
We went to flying school together.
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105. I'm Timofeyeva.
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106. Mizandari.
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107. - Komarova.
- I'm Valiko.
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108. - Larissa Ivanovna.
- Valentin Konstantinovich.
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109. Mimino, is it your first or last name?
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110. - Mimino means "falcon" in Georgian.
- You look it.
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111. All right, old chap, see you.
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112. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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113. Valiko!
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114. - What size shoe do you wear?
- A 42.
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115. My wife bought me a size 41,
but they're too small for me.
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116. Give them to Anzor...
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117. Falcon and Hawk!
Get off the air! Don't pollute it.
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118. - Roger!
- Roger!
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119. Hey, Hawk, by the way,
I wear a 41, not Anzor.
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120. - Did you copy?
- Roger.
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121. Valiko, if you chain a big plain
to your 'copter,
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122. which will win?
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123. The chain.
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124. Look, she changed her clothes
real quick.
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125. Why don't you say hello?
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126. Mama! Uncle Valiko
brought a sack of flour.
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127. She never plays when you're away.
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128. Lali's a nice girl.
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129. In Europe they don't play the piano.
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130. They play on electricity now.
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131. You can't play on electricity.
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132. You'd get electrocuted.
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133. You would?
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134. No, they wear rubber gloves.
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135. That's different.
You can then. Now you understand?
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136. Don't stop, Lali.
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137. Valiko, Zarbazan's here!
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138. Zarbazan, where've you been, boy?
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139. Valiko!
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140. Valiko!
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141. The pass is closed.
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142. What if it's opened?
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143. The cow's too big anyway. Sell it
here.
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144. Everyone knows her here.
Nobody will buy her.
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145. Take us, Valiko...
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146. I can't!
This isn't a plane.
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147. It's a butterfly!
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148. Damn it!
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149. I hope you drop dead!
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150. Let's go.
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151. How about this color, boss?
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152. This?
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153. I'm giving you a reprimand
and deprive you of your bonus.
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154. Why are you staring? Get back to
work!
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155. - Give me a reference.
- What reference?
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156. I want to go back
to the big planes.
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157. Isn't it too late?
Think it over.
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158. I have.
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159. I'm sorry, Givi.
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160. How long have you been with us?
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161. Eight years.
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162. How about this color, boss?
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163. Why don't you knock?
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164. Go out and wait
till I call you!
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165. Pick your own color
and paint it yourself.
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166. I'm quitting.
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167. Aristophan! I was kidding.
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168. Why do I have to beg everyone?
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169. Aristophan!
Aristophan! Aristophan!
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170. I've got 450 rubles, Grandpa.
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171. 250 for you, the rest for me. I'll be
sending money as soon as I'm settled.
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172. Valiko!
Come here, son.
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173. Don't kill him if you see him.
Please!
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174. Times have changed.
They won't understand.
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175. I'll get you field glasses.
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176. He won't come back.
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177. Valiko!
I don't want field glasses!
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178. There's a Georgian to see you, Daddy.
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179. Hello.
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180. Hello.
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181. - I'm Sinitsyn.
- I know.
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182. How can I help you?
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183. Here's a letter from Aunt Nina.
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184. Have a seat.
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185. Thank you, I'd better stand on foot.
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186. Tania!
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187. Tatiana! This comrade...
needs a hotel room.
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188. - Last name?
- Mizandari.
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189. - Sit down, please.
- No, thank you.
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190. Excuse me, I'm...
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191. Is this the furniture store?
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192. I'd like to speak to Yakov Borisovich.
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193. Hello, this is Sinitsyna.
It's an emergency.
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194. Rodion's nephew just flew in
and he needs a hotel room.
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195. Just a minute. Rodion, can you get
two tickets for "Swan Lake"?
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196. - I doubt it.
- He will.
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197. I'll remember. His name is Zizandari.
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198. - Mizandari. "M".
- Mizandari. "M".
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199. Thank you.
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200. Go to the West Wing.
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201. Ask for the administrator
of the Endocrinological Symposium.
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202. Say you're from Yakov Borisovich.
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203. He'll do everything.
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204. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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205. - Thank you very much.
- Not at all.
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206. - All the best to you.
- Same to you.
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207. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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208. Tania!
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209. Do you happen to know
who Aunt Nina from Tbilisi is?
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210. - No.
- I don't, either.
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211. Keep the change.
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212. May I come in?
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213. Yes?
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214. - Hello.
- Hello.
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215. - Are you Hachikyan?
- No.
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216. Here's his invitation
to the banquet. Goodbye.
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217. Goodbye.
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218. Hello.
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219. Oh, hello. Oh!
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220. - Sorry.
- Never mind.
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221. Hello? I want Larissa Ivanovna.
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222. This is Valiko from Tbilisi.
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223. You Armenian?
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224. No, Georgian.
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225. Sorry, I thought I was alone here.
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226. I was laughing my head off...
This is your bed.
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227. - Thank you.
- You a flyer?
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228. Sometimes. I'm an endocrinologist,
actually. Here's your invitation.
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229. Hello! I want Larissa Ivanovna.
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230. Wait, I'll take my glasses.
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231. Go ahead.
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232. Thank you.
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233. "... and Mrs. Hachikyan"...
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234. They cut me off.
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235. I'll tell you something,
but don't get mad at me.
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236. I've never seen people
like the ones in this hotel.
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237. I'm just a truck driver.
They said, "What's your name?"
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238. I said, "Hachikyan."
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239. They say, "We're so glad to see you,
Comrade Hachikyan!"
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240. They took my stuff and brought it
up here.
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241. Enjoy yourself, they say.
Can you imagine?
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242. Do you mind... if I phone?
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243. Sure, go right ahead.
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244. And they didn't charge me a kopeck.
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245. I want Larissa Ivanovna.
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246. Hello, Larissa Ivanovna.
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247. - I thought I was alone.
- Wait.
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248. This is Valiko.
You know, the one who's Mimino.
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249. Remember, you were passing by when
I was loading broilers in Tbilisi?
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250. What are you doing tonight?
How about dinner together?
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251. Flyer!
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252. - Fine.
- Listen...
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253. - I'll be waiting for you...
- Georgian!
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254. At 7 p.m. In the vestibule
of the Rossiya Hotel.
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255. Tell her to bring a friend.
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256. See you tonight.
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257. Will you stop butting in?
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258. Why are you yelling at me?
I live here!
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259. Don't I?
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260. - Why you got mad at me?
- Yes, I got mad!
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261. Well, I'm twice as mad at you!
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262. - So what?
- Nothing!
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263. There's that hick.
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264. Dear friends!
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265. This song is for our guest
from the sunny city of Telavi.
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266. And this song is for our guest
from sunny Dilizhan.
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267. - May I?
- Please.
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268. The one in a red shirt
is Professor Hachikyan.
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269. What do you mean, there're none?
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270. Why'd they in Uzbekistan get them
yesterday?
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271. Listen, dear, we've got
mountains there.
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272. Have you ever been to the Zoo?
See the camels? The camel!
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273. She got mad.
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274. What do you think, if I paint it
green, will the paint stick?
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275. My son Albert
wanted a green one,
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276. but all they had were orange ones.
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277. Are there green ones in Tbilisi?
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278. None in Yerevan, either.
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279. Thank you.
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280. Why don't you take yogurt?
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281. - Don't you like it?
- I do.
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282. You know what?
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283. I'll tell you something sensible,
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284. but don't get mad.
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285. I've got a daughter, Alla.
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286. If someone says to her, "Alla,
let's go to a restaurant and dance,"
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287. I won't think much of him.
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288. But if he says, "Uncle Ruben,
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289. can I take Alla...
to some place of culture?"
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290. I'll say, "Go ahead, my boy."
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291. I'm glad your Larissa Ivanovna
didn't come.
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292. It means her family has good morals.
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293. Larissa Ivanovna!
Let's go to the theatre.
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294. Would you like to?
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295. Yes?
What would you like to see?
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296. How about the Bolshoi?
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297. I'll be waiting for you
by a column at quarter of seven.
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298. Goodbye.
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299. She'll be there.
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300. He won't be in today.
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301. Come back tomorrow.
Leave your papers.
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302. Thank you.
Do you think they'll accept me?
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303. All the papers are in order.
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304. Givi, tell Vano
they don't sell horseshoes in Moscow.
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305. Everything's fine.
I'm going to the Bolshoi tonight.
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306. I handed in my papers.
I'll know tomorrow.
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307. Sure, they'll take me.
You know what they said?
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308. "Pilots like you are
hard to come by."
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309. Tell Andro to get my folks
firewood. Greetings to everyone.
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310. Hello.
Where's Comrade Hachikyan?
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311. At the motor depot.
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312. What is he thinking about?
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313. His paper's overdue
at the translation bureau.
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314. Here's his badge.
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315. Goodbye.
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316. I got it!
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317. - What did you get?
- A 26-B truck!
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318. It's a dream for its hydraulics!
I think so.
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319. Which of you is Hachikyan?
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320. Him.
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321. Hello.
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322. Come on in.
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323. The likes of you are a disgrace to
the Republic.
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324. I'm Hachikyan.
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325. Here he is!
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326. The beast heads for the trap.
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327. Who's the beast?
Me?
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328. We still don't have your report.
It has to be translated.
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329. Did I say I was
an endocrinologist, Miss?
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330. - I don't understand.
- What don't you understand?
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331. He's Hachikyan. So is the other guy.
And they say he's an impostor.
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332. I have a daughter your age...
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333. How can you throw a man out
like that?
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334. What difference does it make
if he's an endocrinologist or not?
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335. I'm no endocrinologist, either.
So what?
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336. - What's your name?
- Mizandari.
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337. Here's the two reservations for you.
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338. - He hasn't called.
- He will.
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339. What?
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340. I'll leave tomorrow
and be home in three days.
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341. I'll go to the bathhouse
and soak in hot water.
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342. Then we'll have dinner.
Mama will make dolmas.
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343. - You like dolmas?
- No.
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344. Because you people don't know
how to make dolmas.
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345. - Give me two kopecks.
- Just a minute.
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346. Hello?
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347. Yes.
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348. Is this the Mimin
who was loading chickens?
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349. Come on!
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350. You know what, Mimin?
Just get lost!
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351. She still home?
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352. Look, she must be crazy!
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353. I'm frozen stiff.
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354. What did he say?
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355. - Where's your truck?
- Down the alley.
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356. Was it his mama?
The one who sang?
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357. - They all sang.
- The one who died.
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358. - They all died.
- The fat one in the red dress.
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359. That was the conductor.
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360. I didn't understand anything.
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361. Wait. Which one looks
like your Larissa Ivanovna?
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362. - This one.
- This one?
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363. I'll tell you something sensible,
only you don't get mad.
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364. You and her are not two shoes that
make a pair.
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365. You're a fine-looking man.
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366. But look at her-dip a cat in water,
it'll be just as skinny.
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367. A matter of taste. Armenians like
fat women. Georgians like thin ones.
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368. - Don't Georgians like fat ones?
- No.
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369. Want me to show
how you look in Moscow?
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370. This is your cap.
And you go like this: one, two, three.
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371. What?
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372. What?
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373. The truck's been stolen!
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374. What do you mean, stolen?
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375. Wait, you sure this is the yard?
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376. Here's the garbage can,
and a woman was smoking there.
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377. Ruben, calm down. Stay here.
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378. Don't let anyone in
or out of the yard!
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379. Guard the tracks!
I'll get the police.
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380. Tell them it was a truck 26-B
that's been stolen.
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381. It was brand new.
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382. Stay out, friend!
There're tracks here.
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383. What's the matter?
I live here.
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384. Listen, friend!
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385. I'm asking you like my brother.
Don't come any closer!
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386. Stay where you are!
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387. Ruben-dzhan!
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388. What?
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389. - What's the matter with him?
- Where's the police?
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390. Ruben-dzhan, don't get mad at me,
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391. I'll tell you something sensible.
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392. Your truck's
in the next yard.
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393. I think so!
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394. Good morning.
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395. Are we being evicted again?
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396. No, I'm in charge of this hotel.
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397. What's "chito-grito"?
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398. A little bird, a little birdie.
Something like that.
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399. Ruben!
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400. Can't you stay till tomorrow?
We could see some more sights.
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401. No, I can't, I'm homesick.
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402. Hey, friend, is this the right way
to civil aviation?
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403. - Yes.
- Thanks.
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404. It's the right road.
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405. Valiko-dzhan, what do you want
big planes for?
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406. Come with me!
Mama will make us dolmas.
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407. - You like dolmas?
- No.
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408. Because you people don't know
how to make them.
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409. The real dolmas...
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410. Next you'll say, Ruben,
we don't make satsivi right.
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411. Valiko-dzhan,
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412. At home in Dilizhan,
the sink water
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413. is second purest
in the whole world.
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414. What's first, Yerevan water?
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415. No, the water in San Francisco.
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416. You're forgetting Borzhomi.
Next time, think first.
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417. That's it. No trucks
allowed here.
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418. Goodbye.
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419. Goodbye.
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420. - Here, sell it.
- What for?
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421. You've got no money, me neither.
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422. Valera will lend me some.
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423. This is till you borrow it.
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424. No, my friend, I can't.
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425. How'll I sell it? Who to?
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426. Come on.
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427. See how worn the treads are?
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428. Do you know whose car this is,
Miss?
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429. He lives in Apartment 57.
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430. What do you want?
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431. Want a tire at half-price?
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432. Nugzar, it's for you!
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433. Don't, Ruben! Let's go.
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434. He'll buy it. I think so.
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435. What do you want?
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436. I've got a tire for you, friend,
at half-price.
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437. Wait a sec.
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438. Why don't you say hello, young man?
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439. Just a sec...
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440. Call the police, Tosya!
He's going to kill me!
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441. Come in.
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442. Hello.
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443. Hello.
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444. Are you my lawyer?
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445. I've been appointed to defend you.
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446. Valentin Konstantinovich,
this is my first case.
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447. You have a right to ask for
a more experienced lawyer.
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448. Not at all. Why?
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449. Sit down.
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450. Thank you.
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451. It's nailed down.
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452. Don't be nervous. Ask me questions.
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453. Thank you.
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454. Valentin Konstantinovich,
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455. was there any animosity between
you and Papashvili before?
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456. Why did you assault him?
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457. I didn't touch him, he locked
himself in.
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458. Did you smash the chandelier?
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459. - Yes, I did.
- Why?
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460. Because he's a rat.
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461. Then you did feel hostile
towards Papashvili.
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462. No.
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463. Valentin Konstantinovich, you must
understand
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464. that your actions are now qualified
as destructive, cynical vandalism
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465. and fall under Article 206, Part 2,
with up to six years imprisonment.
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466. But if the reason is
personal hostility,
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467. the case would be regarded
as a misdemeanor,
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468. Article 206, Part 1, and would mean
only six months to one year.
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469. Do you understand how important
it is?
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470. There wasn't any.
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471. Look, friend,
say it was a joke.
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472. Why ruin a man?
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473. Smart guy! A Venetian glass
chandelier costs 3,000 rubles.
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474. I swear by my son we'll pay up
in three years' time.
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475. Three years! Listen, friend, we don't
want any of your shady dealings.
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476. - Place of birth?
- Telavi, Georgia.
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477. Place of residence?
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478. Moscow, Builders' Street 23,
apt. 57.
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479. - Where do you work?
- In a warehouse.
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480. - In what capacity?
- I'm just an employee.
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481. What can you say
as your testimony?
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482. What can I say?
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483. There's a Metro station in Moscow
named after Bagrationi.
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484. When I pass it,
I always have tears in my eyes.
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485. The tears of pride.
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486. I'm proud that the great general
was my fellow-countryman.
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487. But now, looking at the prisoner's
dock, I also weep.
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488. But these are different tears.
I weep from shame.
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489. I'm ashamed that I'm a Georgian, too.
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490. Keep to the facts, please.
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491. The facts.
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492. This man barged into my home,
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493. beat me up viciously and cynically,
used obscene language.
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494. - Smashed a Venetian glass chandelier.
- Shut up.
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495. Quiet, please.
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496. - May I ask the plaintiff a question?
- Go ahead.
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497. Why did you only see a doctor
a week later, and not the next day?
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498. I was busy.
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499. Why did you go to another
district doctor,
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500. not your own doctor?
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501. What's the difference?
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502. Was the defendant known to you?
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503. No.
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504. Look, friend, you've got kind eyes.
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505. I see you're a good man.
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506. And a fine fellow's going under
in there.
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507. He never touched him, but that bad
man bought a doctor's certificate.
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508. And the lawyer's just a little girl,
she'd better play with dolls.
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509. How can they entrust her a man's
fate?
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510. Come, you'll be another witness,
one more.
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511. I can't.
I'm the lawyer's father.
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512. And you?
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513. I'm her husband. She drove us out,
not to make her self-conscious there.
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514. Hachikyan!
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515. Witness Hachikyan, why do we have
to look for you?
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516. You were the one who said,
"Witnesses will leave the courtroom."
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517. So I did.
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518. Why look for me?
I'm here, everyone can see me.
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519. Look, friend, you've got kind eyes.
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520. I can see you're a good man.
Won't you help us?
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521. Let's go.
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522. Sorry, friend.
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523. Try me in five years from now!
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524. - Then I'll help you.
- You will.
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525. - Place of work?
- A motor depot. I'm a chauffeur.
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526. What can you say
as your testimony?
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527. I can say everything.
He... the plaintiff... opened the door,
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528. and Valiko-dzhan... the defendant
said, "Hello, friend!"
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529. And the plaintiff said, "Sorry,
I got to go to the bathroom."
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530. And she went to the street
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531. and screamed, "Police!"
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532. And I said, "Let's go home, Valiko-
dzhan." And we did.
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533. You maintain that the defendant
didn't strike the plaintiff?
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534. Of course he didn't.
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535. The man went to the bathroom.
And he couldn't break down the door.
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536. So he did try to break it down?
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537. - Why break it down?
- You just said so.
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538. Look, I don't speak
Russian very good.
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539. He knocked on the door
and said he wants the bathroom, too.
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540. The kind of questions you ask,
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541. I'm ashamed to answer them... even.
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542. Witness Hachikyan, did the defendant
smash the chandelier?
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543. Yes.
Why deny it?
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544. When we were leaving, he shoved
a chair against it accidentally.
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545. I have a question for the witness.
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546. Tell me, did the defendant bear
a grudge against the plaintiff?
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547. Yes, he did.
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548. He said to me,
"I bear such a grudge
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549. against the plaintiff
that I can't even eat."
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550. But the defendant claims
he didn't even know Papashvili.
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551. Listen... how could he know him?
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552. When he went to the toilet,
Valiko asked me,
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553. "Listen, who's that plaintiff?
Where did he go?
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554. I never saw him before."
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555. You say the defendant
didn't know the plaintiff.
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556. Then why did he go to his house?
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557. We brought him a tire.
His tires are absolutely bald.
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558. What are these Ladas thinking with?
They're just getting under your feet.
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559. We own a Volga, not a Lada.
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560. Did I interrupt you?
Wait. So don't interrupt me!
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561. - Sorry.
- Whose tire was it?
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562. Mine. I bought it for my neighbor.
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563. Valiko ran out of money, I wanted
to sell it and lend him the money.
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564. Did he come to Moscow without
money?
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565. No sensible man would come
to Moscow without money.
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566. He went to a restaurant, here and
there... and spent everything.
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567. I see. I have no more questions.
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568. - Be seated.
- All right.
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569. - I have a question for the defendant.
- Go ahead.
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570. You seem to be a normal person,
defendant.
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571. Yet you barged into a home, chased
a man and smashed the furnishings.
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572. You must've had a reason.
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573. No.
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574. Children ran into the house,
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575. Calling hastily their dad:
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576. Daddy, Daddy, don't drowse,
There's a corpse in our net...
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577. Valiko, what's "drowse"?
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578. The actions of the defendant
come under
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579. Article 206, Part 2.
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580. I request the Court to pass
a sentence of 2 years of imprisonment.
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581. Quiet, please.
The lawyer for the defense.
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582. Here...
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583. I sent an inquiry
to the Telavi police department.
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584. Last night I got the reply.
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585. - May I read it?
- Go on.
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586. In reference to your inquiry of
December 24, please be informed...
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587. A bit louder, please.
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588. Thank you. Please be informed...
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589. On October 15, 1967,
there occurred an incident between
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590. N.S. Papashvili and V.K. Mizandari
at the Alazani Restaurant in Telavi.
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591. Mizandari entered the restaurant
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592. and chased Papashvili,
who hid in the men's room.
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593. But Mizandari caught him
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594. and dunked his head three or four
times in the toilet bowl.
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595. After which he was apprehended
by the police.
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596. Mizandari refused
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597. to explain his actions.
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598. However, his sister, E.K. Mizandari,
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599. said that in 1965
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600. Papashvili was her chief
at the warehouse.
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601. Papashvili
promised to marry her,
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602. induced her to become his mistress.
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603. However, he broke his promise.
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604. Mizandari's sister
quit her job in 1966
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605. and now resides in Tarklo village,
working on a husbandry farm.
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606. In the same, 1966, year,
she gave birth to a son, Varlaam.
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607. That's not my child!
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608. And one more thing.
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609. As to the price of the chandelier,
I have an expert's attestation
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610. that it's not of Venetian glass,
as the plaintiff claims,
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611. but is mass-produced in Voronezh
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612. by Klara Zetkin Artel
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613. and costs
37 rubles and 46 kopecks.
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614. I didn't know it, Nugzar!
My word of honor!
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615. What?
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616. Fifty rubles fine
and the cost of the chandelier!
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617. Ruben-dzhan, will you cross
the Red Bridge leaving Tbilisi?
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618. - Yes.
- I'll get out there then.
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619. No, my friend, I'll take you home,
I've got time now.
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620. I sent a telegram
and took a leave with no pay.
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621. Where did you live all these days?
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622. With friends at the depot.
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623. Listen, where does that cat work?
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624. Which cat?
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625. The one who didn't show up
at the Bolshoi.
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626. She's a flight attendant
on an international line.
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627. Look, what do you expect?
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628. If a woman sees movie actors
every day,
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629. if she sees famous men
and cosmonauts close up,
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630. if she sees Ishtoyan himself
and can even touch him,
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631. who are you to her?
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632. Stop here, please.
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633. What's up?
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634. I'm not going.
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635. Thanks for everything, Ruben-dzhan.
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636. We will meet again.
I think so!
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637. Wait!
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638. So you're 35 already.
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639. Thirty five is the age limit
for applying for retraining.
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640. I turned 35 three days ago!
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641. Then you should've applied three
days ago.
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642. I couldn't.
I was in jail.
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643. Where?
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644. Butyrsky Prison.
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645. Second floor, Cell 8.
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646. You see, the point is...
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647. We know. Buy your ticket
at the ticket office.
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648. - Will you buy my watch? 5 rubles.
- I've got a watch.
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649. - Three rubles.
- Let me see it.
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650. Is it shock-resistant?
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651. Shock-resistant and anti-magnetic.
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652. Why doesn't it say so?
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653. Look, shock-resistant.
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654. See?
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655. - You want it?
- Yes.
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656. Let me see it, please.
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657. It stopped!
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658. Yes, now it stopped.
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659. Thank you.
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660. - How much is coffee?
- Eleven kopecks.
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661. And tea?
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662. Six kopecks.
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663. I want tea.
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664. Keep the change.
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665. You keep it.
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666. No smoking here.
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667. - You from out-of-town?
- Yes.
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668. What's your name?
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669. What do you care?
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670. Mizandari?
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671. Yes, Mizandari.
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672. Don't look, you won't recognize me
anyway. Your dad killed in the war?
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673. Yes.
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674. He was my buddy.
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675. I'm Ivan Volokhov.
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676. Vano.
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677. Heard about me?
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678. No.
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679. Where are you going?
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680. Home.
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681. And you?
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682. To the Volga.
My friends invited me fishing.
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683. Want to join us?
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684. I can't.
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685. Uncle Vano, could you lend me
37 rubles?
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686. I'll pay you back in three days.
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687. What happened?
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688. Go! Go!
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689. I'll be right back. Sit here.
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690. Hello. Excuse me.
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691. - Where are you going?
- In there.
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692. Comrade...
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693. Lena, bring us two teas, please.
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694. - Who was that?
- Volokhov.
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695. - In the flesh?
- Right.
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696. Call in Mizandari.
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697. He asks for you.
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698. Here he is.
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699. - Hello. Come on in.
- Thank you.
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700. - Recognize him?
- He looks like him.
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701. I saw him drinking tea.
The spitting image of Vaso!
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702. Live Vaso, only older.
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703. Kote. My father's name was Kote.
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704. No, your father's name was Vaso.
Vassily.
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705. Konstantin.
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706. Don't confuse things, son.
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707. Your dad and us were in the same
tank for three years.
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708. So don't tell me.
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709. He was an infantryman.
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710. Excuse me...
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711. Young man!
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712. Mister Zarbazan!
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713. Captain, tell me please,
if our plane falls in the ocean,
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714. we will go down to the bottom
or float on the surface?
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715. Katya, see what the old lady
in the second row wants.
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716. What about her?
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717. I think she wants a glass of water.
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718. 90° turn and climb to 12,000 meters.
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719. Right, 90° turn
and am climbing to 12,000 meters.
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720. Is this place Telavi?
Which way is the airport?
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721. - Keep right.
- Thanks.
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722. Ruben!
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723. Why the airport?
We need to go straight ahead.
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724. I need an address. He used to work
here.
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725. Who?
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726. A Georgian.
A friend of mine.
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727. I'll write him, "Hello, Valiko-dzhan!"
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728. And he'll say,
"How'd you find me?"
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729. It'll make him feel good.
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730. And that'll make me
feel good, too.
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731. And you say, go straight ahead.
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732. I'm expected in Ordjonikidze.
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733. I'll tell you something sensible,
only you don't get mad.
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734. If I feel good,
I'll drive so fast
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735. that you'll feel good, too.
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736. Andrei!
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737. - Let's go into town.
- No.
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738. - We can go and see sights.
- I've seen them a thousand times.
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739. Valentin Konstantinovich,
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740. tell the cabbie,
"Europe center".
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741. Coming back say,
"Airport". It's simple.
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742. - Will the cab cost much?
- No, it's not far.
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743. How much are field glasses?
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744. It depends.
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745. Good field glasses, with Zeiss
lenses. For my nephew.
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746. Good things are always expensive.
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747. Good day.
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748. Good day.
Do you speak English?
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749. Yes, a little bit.
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750. I want green...
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751. What?
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752. Crocodile.
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753. Good day.
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754. - Do you speak English?
- Yes.
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755. I want... Caucasus.
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756. Soviet Union.
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757. - Dilizhan.
- Dilizhan?
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758. Dilizhan...
Oh, I'm sorry, it's not possible.
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759. Thank you.
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760. - Telavi?
- Yes, sure, it's possible.
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761. One minute.
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762. One minute is not possible. Three
minutes. It will cost 25 marks.
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763. - Okay.
- Please, write down the number.
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764. Thank you. Please go to Booth 6.
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765. Thank you.
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766. Mister, I'm sorry.
There's no answer.
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767. One moment.
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768. - Who's this?
- Isaac.
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769. - Where's Anzor?
- I don't know.
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770. Isaac, write down his phone:
55-20. Wrote it?
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771. Tell Kukush to phone
Dilizhan and tell Hachikyan
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772. that Valiko got him a crocodile
on an international line.
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773. Which Kukush?
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774. Is that a grocery?
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775. Where are you calling?
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776. What do you mean where? Telavi.
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777. They mixed it up.
This is Tel Aviv! Tel Aviv!
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778. Anzor, is that you? Stop kidding!
This is costing me currency!
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779. This is Israel, I swear by my mother!
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780. Israel?
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781. Goodbye.
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782. Wait, where are you from?
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783. From Telavi.
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784. Were you in Kutaisi recently?
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785. No, I was there long ago. Goodbye.
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786. Wait!
Do they have a new bridge there?
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787. I don't know. Probably.
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788. Wait!
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789. Let's sing together.
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790. What?
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791. This song.
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792. Hello? Are you there, Isaac?
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793. Why did you stop?
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794. I'm weeping. Don't hang up.
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795. Mimino!
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796. I wasn't sure it was you.
What brings you here?
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797. San Francisco won't receive us.
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798. This is Mimino.
We went to a flying school together.
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799. - Don't you recognize me?
- No.
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800. We met in Tbilisi.
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801. I don't remember. Excuse me,
I'm in a hurry. Goodbye.
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802. Mimino!
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803. Are you offended?
It wasn't my fault.
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804. It was a misunderstanding.
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805. It was Veronica, my kid sister.
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806. She's always playing jokes on
people. Don't be angry.
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807. Please?
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808. - Call me when you're in Moscow.
- I will.
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809. Valentin Konstantinovich!
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810. It must be great in the mountains now.
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811. Nothing special.
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812. - May I leave the cockpit?
- Yes.
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813. Valentin Konstantinovich,
there's an opener.
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814. Will you stop telling me what to do?
I'm not a little boy!
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815. Why are you shouting at me?
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816. When did I ever tell you what to do?
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817. Oh, Katya!
Forgive me, please.
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818. I didn't mean it.
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819. What should I do to make up?
Want me to jump off the plane?
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820. No, I don't.
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821. And I'd like to.
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