1. This is unbelievable!
Look at this!
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2. There's no city
like this in the world.
There never was.
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3. You act like you've
never been here before.
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4. I don't get here
often enough,
that's the problem.
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5. Can you picture how
drop dead gorgeous
this city is in the rain?
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6. Imagine this town
in the '20s.
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7. Paris in the '20s,
in the rain.
The artists and writers!
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8. Why does every city
have to be in the rain?
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9. What's wonderful
about getting wet?
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10. I mean, could you
ever picture us
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11. maybe moving here
after we're married?
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12. God, no!
I could never live out
of the United States.
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13. You know, if I'd stayed here,
and written novels,
and not gotten,
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14. you know, caught up in
that... Just grinding
out movie scripts,
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15. I'll tell you something,
I would drop
the house in Beverly Hills,
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16. the pool, everything,
in a second!
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17. Look. This is where
Monet lived and painted,
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18. we're 30 minutes
from town!
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19. Imagine the two of
us settling here.
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20. We could do it.
I mean,
if my book turns out.
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21. You're in love
with a fantasy.
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22. I'm in love with you.
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23. We should get back to
town. We're meeting Mom
and Dad for dinner.
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24. Let's meet 'em.
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25. There are
our sightseers.
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26. If I never see
another charming boulevard
or bistro again...
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27. What a town!
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28. Yes, to visit.
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29. No, I can see
myself living here.
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30. I feel like
the Parisians
kind of get me.
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31. I could see myself
strolling along
the Left Bank
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32. with a little baguette
under my arm
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33. headed to Cafe de Flore
to scribble away
on my book.
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34. What did Hemingway say?
He called it
a moveable feast.
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35. In this traffic,
nothing moves.
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36. Well, a toast to
John's new business
venture here.
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37. Yeah. Cheers!
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38. Cheers!
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39. Congratulations.
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40. Thank you.
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41. Well, I'll be perfectly
frank. I'm excited about
this corporate merger
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42. between our folks
and the French company.
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43. But otherwise,
I'm not a big Francophile.
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44. John hates
their politics.
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45. They've certainly
been no friend to
the United States.
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46. Well, I mean,
you can't exactly
blame them
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47. for not following us
down that rabbit's hole
in Iraq
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48. with the whole Bush...
Please,
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49. let's not get into
that discussion yet again.
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50. Honey, honey,
we're not getting...
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51. By the way, it's fine
for your father and I
to disagree.
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52. That's what
a democracy is.
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53. Your father
defends the right wing
of the Republican Party,
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54. and I happen to
think you've almost
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55. got to be, like,
a demented lunatic,
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56. but it's like...
Okay. Okay!
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57. No, but it doesn't mean
we don't respect
each other's views.
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58. Am I right?
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59. Can we talk about
the wedding plans?
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60. Yes, please,
let's do that.
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61. Your father
has used his...
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62. Inez?
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63. Hi.
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64. Paul? Carol?
(GASPS) Oh, my...
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65. What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
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66. Nice to see you.
Hi.
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67. Hi!
Hey.
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68. How are you?
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69. Good, thanks.
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70. Paul and Carol Bates,
this is my mother
and father.
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71. Hi. Very nice
to meet you.
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72. And, of course,
you know Gil.
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73. Yes.
Hi.
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74. Well, you didn't
mention you were
going to be here.
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75. No, it was sudden.
Paul got invited to
lecture at the Sorbonne.
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76. (GASPS)
(PRONOUNCING IN FRENCH)
Sorbonne.
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77. Oh, how wonderful!
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78. Well, Dad's
here on business
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79. and we just decided
to freeload along.
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80. Oh.
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81. That's great.
We can spend
some time together.
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82. Well, I think we have
a lot of commitments,
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83. but I'm sure it's...
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84. What?
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85. Well, what are you
doing tomorrow? We're
driving to Versailles.
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86. Versailles.
Versailles.
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87. Oh. I'm dying to
see Versailles!
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88. Yeah. Yes.
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89. But it's...
We're...
I think we're...
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90. Tomorrow we're
locked into a lunch
at Brasserie Lipp.
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91. No, I didn't...
No.
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92. Yeah, we are.
It's already...
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93. Hey, you know,
I actually had
a professor
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94. that dined there
and saw James Joyce.
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95. Yeah, you know,
like a million years ago.
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96. And, apparently,
Joyce was eating
sauerkraut and frankfurters.
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97. Is that... That's
the end of the story?
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98. I mean,
it's not a story.
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99. It was like
a detail.
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100. No, we would love
to go to Versailles.
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101. Oh, good.
Yes.
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102. I hope you're not
gonna be as antisocial
tomorrow at Versailles.
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103. How was I antisocial?
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104. Oh, please.
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105. I mean, you could
totally tell you
didn't want to go.
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106. Well, I mean,
they're your friends.
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107. And I have to admit,
I'm not quite as
taken with him as you are.
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108. He's brilliant! You know,
I had such a crush
on him in college.
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109. And Carol's very bright.
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110. Well, he's
a pseudo intellectual.
Just a little bit.
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111. Gil, I hardly think
he'd be lecturing
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