1. It's fucking bullshit!
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2. Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up!
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3. You shut the fuck up!
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4. - Fuck you!
- You are out of line!
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5. Get the fuck out of my way.
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6. Don't worry about
my fucking grades, you bitch!
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7. What are you doing all day?
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8. I'm your fucking mother!
Get back here!
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9. Don't fucking touch me!
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10. Get out of my way!
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11. You're blocking the fucking door!
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12. Get the fuck out of my way!
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13. Call her by yourself.
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14. Know what?
You suck, you little fucker!
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15. For real, where are the car keys?
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16. What the fuck?
If you don't get the fuck out of my way...
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17. Don't worry about my fucking shoes!
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18. Stay out of my fucking room, Stevie.
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19. 'Sup, fool?
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20. I haven't called that guy, Todd, back yet.
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21. He's fine.
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22. I'm attracted to him.
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23. Oh.
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24. He seems a bit playerish to me though.
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25. I always have to remember to hit "pause"
when I start feeling something.
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26. - Orange juice.
- Please.
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27. Jesus. At my 18th birthday party,
I was breastfeeding you.
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29. Ian.
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30. I, uh...
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31. I got you something.
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32. I know you don't have this one.
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33. I love me a mature woman, though.
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34. You know...
Hey, you sexy ladies wanna see a trick?
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35. - Mm-hmm.
- Right here.
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36. Get the fuck out of
the front of my store. Where's Ken?
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37. - Fuck you, man.
- Not here!
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38. I'm not fucking scared of you guys.
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39. I fought in fucking Desert Storm,
you fucking pussies.
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40. Go back inside, dumb ass.
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41. - Don't even bother.
- Fuck you!
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42. Right now, you know,
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43. We're hailing from East Oakland
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44. and, you know, sometimes
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45. But, right know, yo,
we're going up in an hour. Check this.
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46. What is wrong with your brain?
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47. That's probably the worst
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48. What about, would you rather...
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49. suck you dad's dick...
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50. or eat your mom out?
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51. - What the fuck?
- What?
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52. Oh, my gosh.
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53. - What kind of conversation is this, bro?
- Yeah, yo.
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54. - Fuckshit.
- What's up?
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55. Would you rather suck your dad dick
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56. or eat your mom out?
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57. You would suck your dad's dick, right?
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58. - Shut the fuck up.
- That's not a weird answer.
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59. Shut up, Fourth Grade.
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60. - Shut the fuck up.
- Life or death. Come on.
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61. Hey, whatever I'm doing,
I'm druggin' one of them motherfuckers.
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62. I'm not gonna say who,
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63. till they sleep.
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64. - You're gonna rape your parents?
- Shit.
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65. - Huh?
- That's, like, that's rape.
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66. I'd rather rape one of my parents
than to consciously...
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67. Yo, what the fuck?
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68. I'm not tripping.
Life or death.
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69. Life or death.
Fuck it, I just raped my parents.
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70. Or one of 'em.
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71. Hey, for real,
I'm never coming back here again.
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72. - Wow.
- Y'all niggas scaring off customers.
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73. This is not a accurate representation
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74. Y'all are bad for business, my nigga.
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75. Is there any way that you could just,
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76. - I feel really weird now.
- Oh, hell no.
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77. Yo, these niggas are in Paris
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78. eating nice dinners,
staying at nice hotels.
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79. I've been to France before.
Them niggas are assholes.
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80. Yeah, but you were with your parents.
Like, imagine if that was us.
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81. How much cash you got?
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82. I don't have any.
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83. I'll trade you for your Discman.
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84. Well, it's just that
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85. Mom gave it to my for my birthday
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86. Wait, wait! I'll give you anything in
this room, just not the Discman, please.
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87. You don't even
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88. It's Saturday. Blockbuster night.
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89. What do you wanna watch?
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90. Sorry. I wanna skate.
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91. - Look at this. It's beautiful.
- I like this one.
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92. One dog goes one way
and the other dog goes the other way.
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93. One is going east,
and the other is going west. So what?
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94. And this guy's saying,
"What do you want from me?"
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95. Fuck!
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96. I'm skating like shit today, man.
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97. Looks cool to me.
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98. I'm Ruben.
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99. I'm Stevie.
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100. Let me get some water.
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101. Damn, you already drank all of it?
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102. Fill that up, man.
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103. Yo, Stevie, go fill this up, yo.
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104. Yeah!
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105. Thanks, little man.
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106. Whoo! Refreshing.
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107. Shit, this is relaxing.
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108. You smoke?
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109. Yeah. These one's are just...
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110. Thank you.
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111. What are you, gay?
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112. - What?
- Why the fuck you thanking me?
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113. Don't fucking thank people, man.
It's faggot as fuck, yo.
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114. - Oh, sorry. I didn't know that.
- It's fine. Now you know.
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115. Just don't thank people.
They're gonna think you're gay.
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116. Oh, I won't do it again.
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117. Yeah, you gotta fucking
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118. I'm a fucking badass.
You're a little-ass kid.
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119. You should fucking look up to me.
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120. I smoke.
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121. I skate.
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122. - I fuck bitches.
- Dang.
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123. I'm pretty much the shit.
I'm living the life.
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124. All you have
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125. That shit is '80s as fuck.
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126. It's got, like, a neon dinosaur
and it's screaming "Cowabunga."
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127. You look retarded.
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128. You gotta get a new fucking board, man.
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129. How much are they?
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130. I don't know.
Probably, like, $120 for a complete.
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131. I'll sell you my used setup for $40.
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132. It's a good-ass deal for you.
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133. Wait. Don't you need your board?
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134. I'm saving up to buy a new Motor board.
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135. Well, thanks for selling.
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136. See? I was about to say "thank you,"
but now I know how gay that is.
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137. Don't fucking say that shit either.
Just say nothing. Fuck.
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138. Sorry.
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139. God, you're such a fucking little kid.
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140. Fuck, man.
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141. What time is it?
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142. I don't know. Probably, like, 8:00.
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143. Oh, man. I gotta go, man.
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144. You don't have to be home at certain time?
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145. No, I always go home
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146. See you tomorrow?
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147. - Yeah.
- With 40 bucks?
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148. - Maybe.
- It's a fucking good deal.
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149. I gotta go, but I will.
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150. All right, you better have $40 tomorrow.
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151. Fucking idiot.
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152. I'm so sorry I'm late.
It won't ever happen again.
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153. It's only 7:30.
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154. Oh.
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155. Okay.
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156. Don't be a pussy.
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157. It doesn't feel right.
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158. You came to me.
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159. You needed 40 bucks.
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160. That's a lot of fucking money.
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161. Grab $40 for you and $40 for me.
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162. All right,
you're acting like a little fucking bitch!
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163. Fine, fine, fine!
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164. I'll do it.
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165. Sick!
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166. I'm gonna set this shit up.
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167. All right, I got one.
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168. I don't understand this shit.
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169. Why do they say Mexicans are lazy?
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170. Why the fuck you looking at me?
Do people say that shit?
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171. I heard this shit.
It don't make sense to me.
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172. Every time I see a Mexican, them niggas
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173. That's fucked up, yo.
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174. I said people say it, not I say it.
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175. The whole point of this game
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176. I do have a question for Fourth Grade.
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177. Why are white people
just in love with they pets?
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178. Like, why do they care so...
I don't get it.
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179. For real!
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180. For real, though. So, I'm at this
white girl house, right, and we chilling.
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181. I can hear her mom downstairs, like,
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182. "Oh, my God.
Eric didn't eat his kibble today."
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183. Like, "I don't know." Like, "I think
we need to take him to the doctor."
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184. So, I asked, "Why is your mom feeding
your little brother kibble?
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185. Like, of course
he's probably gonna get sick."
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186. She go turn around and tell me,
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187. "Eric is the dog, silly."
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188. Dogs don't have feelings, you dumb bitch.
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189. I don't even have a dog. I have a gecko.
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190. Did this nigga just say he's got a gecko?
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191. You got a gecko?
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192. Yeah.
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193. I don't know one nigga in the world
with a fucking gecko.
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194. All right, I have one.
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195. - Can black people...
- Oh, be careful.
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196. Okay, well,
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197. - is it cool to be black?
- What the fuck?
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198. Nigga that's where I get
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199. Silky-ass, sexy hair.
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200. Yeah, black don't crack.
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201. That's why I'm 17 and look 12 nigga.
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202. What you?
Seventeen and look like fucking Mr. Burns.
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203. I guess sometimes,
like, say we go skate in Beverly Hills.
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204. Everybody's already looking at us, like,
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205. "Hey, you guys are vandalizing property,"
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206. and, like, "Get the fuck outta here."
Blah, blah blah.
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207. But sometimes I feel like it's
a little bit, like, extra heavy on me.
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208. Yeah.
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209. People judge you and stuff,
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210. Those people are ignorant.
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211. All right.
I got another one.
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212. Can black people get sunburned?
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213. Oh, my God!
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214. Are you fucking kidding me right now?
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216. Like, every time it's hot out,
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217. Is there, like, black suntan lotion, or...
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218. You a real dumb-ass.
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219. Just when I thought you had a brain, bro.
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220. What about you, little man?
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221. Did you know that black people
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222. What are... What are black people?
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223. - Fuck, shit, that was dope.
- That's dope. I like that. I like that.
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224. Yeah, but...
Y'all try and go skate?
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225. - Let's go.
- I'm down.
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226. - Ruben, you try and go skate?
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227. All right, then let's go.
You coming, Sunburn?
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228. "Sunburn."
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229. All right, come on then.
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230. "Sunburn."
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232. I dunno.
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233. Come on. Toss your board over.
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234. Today, motherfucker.
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235. What the fuck?
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236. Fuck, shit.
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237. Sunburn can take a fucking slam.
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238. So, you're Sunburn now?
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239. How come some people
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240. I dunno.
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241. Ray doesn't.
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242. He's the coolest.
Think it's better not to have one.
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243. Yeah. Ray is awesome.
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244. And he doesn't have one.
That's, like, way cooler, for sure.
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245. You see that?
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246. Why's his name Fuckshit?
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247. 'Cause anytime he sees a dope trick, he
yells out, "Fuck, shit, that was dope."
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248. Fuck, shit, that was dope.
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249. Yeah. Ray is awesome.
He skates just like in the videos.
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250. Yeah. He's fucking insane.
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252. he's gone from, like,
dope to, like, next-level dope.
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253. Like, pro dope.
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254. Him and Fuckshit
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255. but Ray just has the sickest style ever.
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256. - Yeah.
- Fucking sick!
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257. Why's his nickname Fourth Grade?
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258. 'Cause he's as smart
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259. Can I call him that?
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260. I wouldn't call anyone anything yet.
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261. Do you know
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262. Yeah.
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263. Fuck! Shit!
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264. Hey!
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265. - One of these.
- Hey!
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266. Y'all not supposed to be around here.
Get the fuck out.
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267. - Hey, come here!
- Shut up.
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268. Don't throw rocks at me.
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269. Fuck you.
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270. Lil man,
get the fuck off the property, all right?
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271. - Bitch.
- I said, come here.
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272. Sunburn. Sunburn, what're you doing?
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273. Don't get fucked up like the rest
of these little niggas. Come here.
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274. Don't let them
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275. - You're not even a real cop.
- He be a rent-a-cop.
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276. Sunburn!
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277. Stevie!
This nigga's a rent-a-cop.
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278. - Hey, no, come here.
- Sunburn!
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279. Same to you, rent-a-cop.
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280. Fuck you, nigga.
I make more than all you.
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281. - Nigga!
- Man, fuck you.
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282. What the fuck you doing
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283. Niggas don't skate.
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284. Yo, surf's up, motherfucker.
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285. That's who you think you are?
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286. Hey. The little nigga with the Toys-R-Us
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287. You can't say nigga, I don't think.
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288. You fucking Sheryl Crow-looking
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289. I don't know who that is, but bitch,
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290. You look Samoan, motherfucker.
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291. You're a Samoan-ass nigga.
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292. All right, that was funny.
That was pretty funny. That was funny.
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293. Get the fuck outta here.
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294. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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295. You know that's a fucking felony, right?
Ese.
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296. You're a rent-a-cop.
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297. You'll be in fuckin' prison
with your uncle.
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298. Well, hop the fence then, bitch.
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299. - You hop the fence.
- Oh, all right.
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300. You hop the fence, motherfucker.
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301. I'll hop the fence right now
and whup your ass.
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302. - Hey, beat that nigga's ass.
- No you don't, lil nigga.
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303. - Stay right there, lil nigga.
- I'm gonna hop the fence.
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304. Where you going?
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305. - Now I'm in your face. Hop the fence.
- Man, fuck you, nigga.
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306. - Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
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307. - You need Jesus.
- No. No, you need Jesus.
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308. You smoking cigarettes on school property.
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309. The Bible is pro-cigarettes, nigga.
Jesus smoked cigarettes.
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310. Oh, yeah? What kinda cigarettes he smoked?
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311. Jesus smoked... Jesus smoked Kools, nigga.
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312. This is awesome. I've never been in a car
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313. Stevie, keep that shit
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314. Sorry.
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315. - Are we allowed to skate here?
- Fuck no, it's super illegal.
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316. It's a fucking courthouse.
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317. If you hear anyone yell out "Five-O,"
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318. See those fucking bums?
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319. If one of them offers you
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320. It's probably fucking crack.
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321. Whoa! Those are pros.
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323. So fucking sick.
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325. Yeah, yo. Everyone skates here.
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326. That's sick.
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327. Oh, yeah.
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328. Hey, Sunburn.
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329. You got an extra smoke?
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330. You got a quarter?
You got an extra quarter?
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- All right.
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336. - Needed this.
- How you doin'? What's good in your life?
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337. Um, I'm here, shit.
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338. I'm tryin' to get up off the streets, man.
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340. Hmm.
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341. But see, I look like this, so...
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342. Ain't nobody wanna fuck with you.
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345. Ain't no judging up in here.
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349. Ah, I just have fun skatin'.
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351. - Oh, okay. I can dig it.
- Yeah.
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352. Yeah, it's fun as hell,
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356. - Oh, damn.
- There's pros.
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359. Yeah.
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362. Man, I was in a data entry.
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363. You know, everything kinda
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365. You can't just be a robot.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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366. You gotta be able to come up with ideas.
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367. - Yeah.
- So...
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368. I'm starting to feel more like that,
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369. I guess, from school.
I'm thinkin' about a lotta stuff out here.
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371. Why we push just on a piece of wood, like,
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372. You know?
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373. Just tryin' to keep
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374. even though it's hard as hell.
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375. But I'm glad that y'all sat down with me
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376. Man, that, that helps actually a lot.
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380. Later, guys.
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381. - Later.
- Bye.
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382. Peace.
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383. Bitch! You don't listen
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Fucking ask him yourself.
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386. Stevie, there's $80 missing from my room.
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393. Yes!
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394. Oh, my God! I did it! I did it! I did it!
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395. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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396. Oh, my God!
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397. Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
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398. Fuck!
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399. Two weeks, nigga? What the fuck?
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400. I know. My parents seen
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401. No car for two weeks.
So you might as well cut my dick off.
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405. Like, my parents did that. They get paid.
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406. I get C's, I'm cool with that.
That life's just not mine.
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416. Nigga, what options you got?
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417. I'm just not tryin'
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418. Well, good luck with that.
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419. I'm gonna send you a postcard
when I'm on tour.
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420. What about you, Fourth Grade?
What you wanna do?
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421. I don't know, just, like,
make a movie or something.
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422. This nigga think he Spielberg
or some shit.
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423. You know you gotta say words
to make movies.
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424. Nigga, I ain't heard you talk but twice.
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425. Yeah, it is a stupid idea.
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426. Yes, it was.
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427. I don't know. I guess I'll just
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428. Where you going?
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429. I'm about to go skate this gap.
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430. "Try hard. Be corny." Right?
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431. Yeah, all right.
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432. That was sick!
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433. You're up, man.
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434. Whoa!
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435. - All right, you got it, Ruben.
- Yeah.
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436. Oh, come on!
What kinda pussy shit was that?
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437. You got this, man.
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438. Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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439. Wait! Hey!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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440. You not going fast enough! Yo! Wait! Hey!
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441. - Oh, my fucking God.
- Whoa, holy shit.
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442. Whoa! Shit! This nigga dead.
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443. Is he fucking dead, yo?
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444. - Sunburn.
- Nigga, don't poke him.
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445. Sunburn, you okay?
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446. Sunburn, you good? Stevie.
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447. Damn.
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448. You okay?
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449. Hell yeah.
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450. - Fuck! Shit!
- Oh, fuck.
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451. - Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit. What the fuck?
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452. Hey, hey, take your shirt off,
you bleeding.
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453. - Here, lift your arms.
- Yeah, help him.
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454. Yeah, take that shit off.
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455. Here, hold it. Hold it right here.
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456. Fuck, you okay?
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457. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
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458. You crazy as fuck.
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459. - Hell yeah, nigga.
- What the fuck?
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460. Fucking crazy.
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461. Yo, Sunburn is fucking insane.
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462. Fuck, yeah, fool.
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463. For real, nigga.
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464. What the fuck?
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465. Thanks.
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466. He just fell off of a roof.
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467. Sunburn!
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468. Oh, shit. You bleeding through that one.
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469. Take your shirt off.
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470. Fuck no, it's my favorite shirt.
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471. Nigga, take the fucking shirt off.
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472. You crazy, nigga.
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473. Take that one off.
Take that one off.
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474. Here, put this one on.
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475. Here, take that shit off.
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476. Here, hold that.
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477. Fuck.
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478. Sunburn!
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479. We used to talk all the time.
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480. Now, you just hang out with these...
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481. people I don't even know.
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482. I mean, who are these kids
you're hanging out with?
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483. Are they... Are they older? Are they...
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484. - from nice families?
- They're my friends.
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485. - I mean, who are they?
- They're my friends!
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486. Fuck. Man. Look at this
crazy-ass nigga right here.
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487. - How's your head, psycho?
- It's fine.
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488. No, Sunburn,
it's definitely not fine.
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489. Got some fucked-up shit going on up there.
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490. Yeah, that boy's looking pretty fucked up.
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491. Yeah.
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492. I think you should probably
ride one of these.
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493. Oh, I don't have any money.
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494. No, you don't understand,
like, this is yours.
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495. No one will be missing it.
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496. Are you fucking serious?
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497. Are you fucking serious?
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498. Hey, come back with some Skittles.
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499. Am I, am I allowed to say thank you?
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500. What?
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501. I mean, I want to.
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502. But I don't want you thinking I'm gay.
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503. Okay, weirdo, saying thank you isn't gay.
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504. It's just common manners.
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505. - Oh. I...
- The fuck?
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506. Thank you so much.
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507. No problem.
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508. Come on, now. You can't...
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509. - Ow!
- Oh, Fuck!
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510. - My bad.
- Yo, what the fuck?
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511. What's up, nigga?
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512. Oh, shit.
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513. - What the fuck?
- You good?
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514. - What's up, nigga?
- What the...
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515. What you trying to do, nigga?
You still standing here.
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516. I think he might've shit himself.
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517. You just gonna stand here,
pussy-ass nigga?
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518. Hey, white boy, you gonna let
this blond bitch talk to you like that?
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519. - Oh! Ooh.
- What?
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520. You're not gonna say shit,
but what you gonna do?
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521. Your friends are fags.
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522. I would've fucked that kid up.
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523. I was just solo.
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524. You think you're pretty cool?
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525. With your ghetto-ass friends.
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526. You think you're tough and shit?
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527. So you fucking smoke now?
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528. Huh?
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529. Don't worry about it.
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530. You know Mom used to smoke, right?
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531. She did a lot of stuff like that
before you were around.
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532. She was a lot different
when I was a little kid...
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533. than when you were a little kid.
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534. What do you mean?
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535. She was very different.
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536. Guys like that,
coming in and out all the time.
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537. A lot of sounds.
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538. What kind of sounds?
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539. Fucking sounds.
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540. Fuck Mom.
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541. My mom and dad are fucking faggots.
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542. Shit, can't wait till I can get a car.
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543. And my shit for sure not getting
taken away like I'm a little bitch.
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544. I'm 'bout to fuck all these bitches.
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545. Hey, shut the fuck up!
You ain't fucking nothing.
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546. Honestly, I'll be surprised if any
of y'all niggas get pussy tonight.
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547. Hey, put y'all hands out.
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548. Ruben.
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549. Hey, why you giving that shit
to these little niggas?
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550. Hey, they big boys.
They can do what they want.
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551. Yeah, I guess you right. Let me see one.
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552. Dumbass.
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553. What is this? Is it dangerous?
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554. Ah, my mom took me to a psychiatrist.
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555. The nigga said I had ADD after an hour.
He gave me these.
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556. Is it, like, bad for you?
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557. Dude, if a fucking doctor gave it to you,
can it possibly be bad for you?
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558. 'Sup, baby?
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559. Why are you talking to us?
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560. Hey!
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561. Hey, Sunburn! Sunburn, Sunburn, Sunburn!
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562. Here, that's yours.
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563. You want one, Ray?
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564. You ain't getting one.
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565. Why are you always filming stuff
on that camera?
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566. Someday I wanna make movies.
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567. This one idea.
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568. It's about this baby.
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569. Like a... Like a su... Like a super baby.
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570. It's called Strong Baby.
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571. Nice.
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572. - That's cool.
- He has a little cape.
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573. That's a sick idea.
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574. Thanks.
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575. Can I hit that?
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576. How long you been friends
with Ray and those guys?
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577. A couple months.
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578. It's cool.
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579. Fuckshit and Ray are my best friends,
for sure.
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580. They're really cool.
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581. Fourth Grade's cool.
Doesn't talk that much.
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582. He just like... films.
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583. That's cool.
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584. Ruben and I used to be homies, but...
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585. he hates me now, I think.
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586. Why?
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587. Um, I don't know.
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588. I think maybe because
Fuckshit and Ray like me more now.
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589. But Fuckshit and Ray are like really cool.
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590. They're really fucking cool,
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591. but I don't think
they think that I'm that cool.
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592. You're so cute.
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593. Angela likes Fuckshit a lot.
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594. A lot of my friends do.
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595. Do you think he would really date Angela,
or just like, hook up with her
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596. and then not talk to her for a month
until he wants to like, hook up again?
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597. I don't know.
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598. He does that to a lot of girls.
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599. So, you're like, nicer than those guys.
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600. You're like, naturally nice,
not like fake nice.
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601. Thanks.
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602. You're nice, too.
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603. You're like at that age
before guys become dicks.
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604. Those guys are fucking retarded.
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605. Have you ever gotten with a girl?
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606. Yeah.
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607. Are you sure?
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608. Yep.
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609. When?
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610. - Last year.
- Last year?
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611. In... In Florida.
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612. Oh. Was it... How was it?
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613. It was all right.
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614. She worked at Disney World.
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615. She just got too comfortable.
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616. Didn't stay in her own lane.
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617. What'd you do?
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618. I don't kiss and tell.
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619. I'm a gentleman.
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620. - That's good to know.
- Mm-hmm.
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621. Not like these fools.
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622. Yeah.
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623. Let's go check out Angela's room.
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624. Ooh.
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625. There you go.
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626. Take my clothes off.
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627. Are you nervous?
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628. It's okay. Don't be nervous.
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629. You okay?
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630. Sorry, I'm just nervous.
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631. It's okay.
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632. Don't be nervous.
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633. Yo! Sunburn!
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634. You gotta tell us what the fuck
happened in there.
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635. Yeah, spill it.
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636. She put two of my fingers in her vagina.
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637. Whoa!
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638. And it's so much lower than I thought.
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639. What else happened?
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640. She was, like, touching my dick.
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641. Whoa! Little man growing up.
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642. She touch your baby wiener?
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643. It was crazy.
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644. - I want that to happen more.
- Oh, shit. Wouldn't we all?
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645. Was he nervous?
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646. - Hell yeah, he was nervous.
- He was shaking?
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647. - He was shaking.
- Give us all the details.
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648. Okay, okay.
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649. He's gonna worship you
for the rest of his fucking life.
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650. He'll never forget you, actually.
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651. Estee, you a freak.
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652. No, look, I heard Fuckshit...
Like, someone was like,
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653. - "Yo, Fuckshit fucks like shit."
- Ew, I bet!
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654. For real though, I want his hair.
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655. - Me too.
- Same.
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656. His hair is so bomb.
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657. Estee is banging.
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658. Props, little nigga.
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659. Hell yeah, props.
You really did that.
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660. You my homie, little homie.
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661. Yo! Stevie! What the fuck are you doing?
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662. You're fucking up!
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663. Stevie!
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664. What the fuck are you doing?
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665. Talk to me! What the fuck are you doing?
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666. You're a pathetic, lonely faggot.
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667. What the fuck did you just say to me?
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668. You have no fucking friends.
You get no fucking pussy!
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669. I'm not fucking taking your shit!
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670. Fuck!
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671. Get the fuck off me...
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672. I'm fucking over this shit!
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673. Mom, stop! Please.
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674. Mom, please. Please.
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675. - We are going in.
- Mom, please, no, please.
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676. Mom, Mom, stop.
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677. Stop, Mom, please.
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678. - Mom, stop.
- Go!
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679. - I was skating all day...
- Hey! What is your name?
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680. - What the fuck?
- What is your name?
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681. Fuckshit.
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682. Fuckshit?
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683. Jesus.
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684. Listen to me.
You do not give my son alcohol.
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685. - Ma'am, ma'am.
- Bitch.
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686. Ma'am, ma'am.
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687. You do not give my son drugs.
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688. - Do you understand me?
- Cool, cool.
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689. That better be cool, Fuckhead
or whatever the fuck your name is!
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690. Stay away from my son.
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691. He's not like you.
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692. - Is she mad about the fingering?
- What fingering?
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693. Say good-bye, Stevie.
This is the last time you're coming here.
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694. Hey, but baby, what's your number, though?
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695. Stevie's mom!
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696. You not taking that down?
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697. You not taking that down?
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698. They look like fucking gang members!
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699. - What you just did to me back there...
- Who are these kids?
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700. I can't fucking trust you!
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701. - I don't fucking owe you.
- Oh, you can't trust me?
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702. - Shut the fuck up!
- Oh, my God.
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703. Hey, shut up!
Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Shut up!
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704. - I just wanna know where you are.
- Shut up!
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705. - Okay?
- Shut the fuck up!
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706. - Listen to me.
- Why are you still talking? Be quiet.
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707. - I just wanna know where...
- Be quiet! Be quiet!
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708. - I just wanna know where you are.
- No!
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709. Yo.
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710. You all right?
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711. You don't look all right.
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712. Your mom is, uh...
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713. very serious.
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714. I just...
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715. I just can't take their shit sometimes.
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716. What kind of shit?
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717. Just shit.
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718. A lot of the time...
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719. we feel like our lives are the worst.
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720. But...
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721. I think if you looked
in anybody else's closet,
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722. you wouldn't trade your shit
for their shit.
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723. Like, look at Fourth Grade.
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724. He is...
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725. one of the poorest people I know.
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726. And I'm not even making a joke, though.
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727. Like, he can barely afford socks.
Seriously.
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728. Socks.
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729. Ruben's mom
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730. gets all fucked up.
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731. She just beats on him and his sister.
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732. Why you think he don't ever wanna go home?
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733. Fuckshit is like my best friend.
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734. And like,
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735. we used to have all these sleepovers
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736. and fucking just dream about
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737. skating and where we wanna take it.
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738. And...
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739. I just feel like he's kinda like...
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740. losing it a little or something.
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741. Now, every day, he just...
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742. He's trying to figure out where to party,
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743. where to get fucked up, drunk.
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744. It's sad.
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745. About like, three years ago...
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746. like,
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747. my little brother
was on the way to soccer practice.
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748. And he was crossing the street...
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749. and he got hit by a car.
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750. It's so weird, like...
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751. We shared a room.
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752. Like...
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753. a closet.
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754. Whenever I, like, get dressed
in the morning, it's just, like,
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755. just looking at all the clothes.
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756. And they just blend into each other and...
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757. It's just weird.
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758. But...
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759. after he passed away...
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760. Fuckshit came to my house...
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761. and dragged me out to go skate with him.
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762. Felt good to have somebody there.
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763. So let's go.
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764. Come on.
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765. What up?
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766. What up?
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767. Fuckshit!
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768. Hey, Sunburn, let me see that.
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769. Hey, you good.
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770. What's up?
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771. - You ever gone anywhere like that before?
- Oh, no. No, man.
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772. Where is the craziest place
y'all been on tour?
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773. - Tampa.
- Is that out somewhere
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774. like Spain or France
or something like that.
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775. This is fucking crazy.
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776. It was fucking hilarious.
Friends were like "Oh, shit."
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777. What's up, Fuckshit?
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778. You good?
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779. Nigga!
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780. What the fuck?
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781. Oh, it's sick!
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782. - Yo, hey.
- Hey.
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783. Go chill somewhere else, bruh.
Just for a little bit.
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784. Okay.
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785. I'm really sorry about my friend.
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786. He's cool, but, when he gets drunk,
he's a fucking idiot.
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787. Don't even trip. Fuck it.
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788. - He didn't need to touch my hair, though.
- Yeah, that was weird as fuck.
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789. I'm really sorry. Like, um...
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790. But yeah, we, like, just...
We were, like, talking shit.
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791. Um, I'm really sorry, like...
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792. - Fuck it.
- I'm... I'm kinda tripping right now.
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793. Think I should go introduce myself?
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794. No.
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795. He's still the man...
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796. - Watch out.
- What's your problem, man?
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797. You're my fucking problem.
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798. - What the fuck is your problem, man?
- You're my fucking problem.
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799. Don't fucking touch me!
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800. - What the fuck you gonna do, faggot?
- Don't fucking touch me. Don't fucking...
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801. Don't fucking touch...
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802. Come on.
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803. You good?
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804. Hey, those bitches wanna have a party
at they parents place. Let's roll, nigga.
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805. Let's roll.
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806. Get in the car.
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807. Let's just get in.
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808. A'ight, Stevie rides shotgun.
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809. You're the little G.
Now you gonna pussy-wipe me, nigga?
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810. Yo, Fuckshit.
Just take everybody home.
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811. No, we're going
to this fucking party. Just fucking chill.
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812. Fuck that shit. Let's just call it.
Everybody in here is bummed.
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813. I'm not about to let you
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814. You don't have any type of fun no more.
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815. Nobody in this fucking car is having fun,
if you haven't noticed.
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816. Only fun you have
is sucking them pros' dicks.
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817. Stop tryin' to kill my fun.
You used to be fun as hell...
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818. Ah, that's some fucking shit.
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819. Could you, like, pull ov...
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820. Fuck!
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821. Why the fuck
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822. Help!
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823. There's fucking blood. What the fuck?
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824. Stevie?
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825. Fuck! Help!
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826. - Stevie!
- Stevie?
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827. Stevie!
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828. - Sunburn!
- What the fuck did you do?
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829. Help!
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830. Sunburn!
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831. Yeah.
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832. Do you wanna go see him?
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833. Can I see it?
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834. They took a picture.
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835. Fuck. Shit.
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836. Nigga, what the fuck?
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837. That's fucked up.
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838. Are you okay?
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839. You literally take the hardest hits
outta anybody I ever seen in my life.
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840. You know you don't have to do that, right?
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841. You guys wanna see something?
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842. Five-O!
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843. - Fourth Grade.
- Fourth Grade, yeah.
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844. Fourth Grade!
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