1. Ya-haa!Copy !req
2. 16 miles an hour, decreasing tonight,
becoming easterly tomorrow...Copy !req
3. with Kraft's macaroni and cheese...Copy !req
4. Oh, man!Copy !req
5. ♪ Santa called his elves together
to soup up his old sleighCopy !req
6. Hey.Copy !req
7. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
8. Hey.Copy !req
9. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
10. Come on, get up.Copy !req
11. What happened?Copy !req
12. Get up.Copy !req
13. Come on, old man.Copy !req
14. - I'm gonna get you some help.
- No, no doctor.Copy !req
15. Yeah, there's a town
about three miles up the road.Copy !req
16. - No, no.
- I'll get that heater to work.Copy !req
17. - No, no, it's OK.
- It ain't OK! It ain't OK!Copy !req
18. Here.Copy !req
19. Oh, come on, man! You'll be all right.Copy !req
20. Well, we ain't gonna
get into town none too soon.Copy !req
21. No doctors.Copy !req
22. They ain't got no doctor in Arden,
just a public health nurse.Copy !req
23. No nurses.Copy !req
24. - Don't like nurses either?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
25. All right, all right.Copy !req
26. I'm not going to Arden!Copy !req
27. OK, take it easy.Copy !req
28. - Where are you going?
- I'm going to Vegas.Copy !req
29. You are, huh?Copy !req
30. You know, if you don't beat all.Copy !req
31. Strange old, weird old wino,
layin' out in the middle of the desert,Copy !req
32. everybody drivin' by,
nobody seein' you.Copy !req
33. I pick you up, put you in my truck,
take you where it's safe.Copy !req
34. And what do you do? Give me
a hard time. Rag me, bug me.Copy !req
35. No, no stops, please.Copy !req
36. - Going home to Gabbs.
- What do you do in Gabbs?Copy !req
37. I work in a plant,
a magnesium plant, you know.Copy !req
38. I've had a lot ofjobs but...Copy !req
39. I can't seem to get the right one,
you know.Copy !req
40. When I was a milkman,
I used to go around,Copy !req
41. and see these wives at home,
the husbands working night shift,Copy !req
42. I thought, "Maybe I should do that."Copy !req
43. I went around, applied for a job
at places like McDonnell Douglas,Copy !req
44. Northropp, Hughes...Copy !req
45. - What happened there?
- They didn't want me.Copy !req
46. What a shame.Copy !req
47. How come you keep saying that,
"What a shame?"Copy !req
48. Well, I might have done something.Copy !req
49. Like what?Copy !req
50. I'm Howard Hughes.Copy !req
51. Well...Copy !req
52. Well, listen.Copy !req
53. I believe anybody can
call themselves whatever they want.Copy !req
54. Got stuff
from my sister for my trailer.Copy !req
55. - What did you say your name was?
- Dummar. Melvin, first name.Copy !req
56. You're kiddin' me, Melvin.Copy !req
57. - Listen, buddy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
58. - Wanna do me a favour?
- Depends on what it is.Copy !req
59. - You see, I wrote this song and...
- No.Copy !req
60. A Christmas song. You'll like it.
Santa's Souped-Up Sleigh.Copy !req
61. Oh, God.Copy !req
62. I wrote the words and sent them
into the Hollywood Music Company.Copy !req
63. They make up the music.
Cost 70 bucks, but it's worth it.Copy !req
64. - Here's how it goes. Wanna hear it?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
65. - Enough, sir.
- You haven't heard the good part yet.Copy !req
66. It's dramatic narration,
like Red Sovine.Copy !req
67. "Hey up there, fat man!
What are you doing on my roof?"Copy !req
68. "I don't care if you are Santa..."Copy !req
69. - Please, stop.
- What's the matter?Copy !req
70. My ear.Copy !req
71. I told you we should
have stopped back there.Copy !req
72. - It's the sound.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
73. Your song.Copy !req
74. Boy, you can be cruel.
Anybody ever tell you that?Copy !req
75. You can be real cruel.Copy !req
76. I have an aversion to songs.Copy !req
77. That's what makes you an old asshole.Copy !req
78. Sing along with me, this is the chorus.Copy !req
79. - You got it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
80. Listen, man, you sing this or you walk.Copy !req
81. OK?Copy !req
82. "Got a rocket burnin' mighty quick,
Turnin' souped-up Santa's sleigh."Copy !req
83. You got it! OK, one more time.Copy !req
84. "Hey, now, fat man!
I told you to get off my roof."Copy !req
85. "The chimney's too small,
you're gonna fall!"Copy !req
86. "Come on down off that roof!"Copy !req
87. This is the last verse.Copy !req
88. "When you hear that rocket roar
You know Santa's on his way."Copy !req
89. OK? Ready?Copy !req
90. "But he'll be back again next year
in his souped-up Santa sleigh."Copy !req
91. Hey! That's great, man!
You know what?Copy !req
92. - What?
- You sounded good.Copy !req
93. - Oh, come on.
- You did.Copy !req
94. - Didn't anybody tell you you can sing?
- No.Copy !req
95. - Come on, let's hear one of yours.
- I don't know any songs.Copy !req
96. Oh, come on. You must know one.
How about...Copy !req
97. Do anything, do...
Love Me Tender, Don't Be Cruel,Copy !req
98. My Woman, My Woman, My Wife...Copy !req
99. I don't know any songs.Copy !req
100. My father was the singer in the family.
I played the saxophone.Copy !req
101. When The Sunset
Turns The Ocean Blue To Gold.Copy !req
102. Bill Bailey.Copy !req
103. He'd say, "Sonny, you do the verse
and I'll take the chorus."Copy !req
104. And off he'd go.Copy !req
105. Well, I mean, do you know any song?Copy !req
106. - Bye Bye Blackbird.
- There you go. There you go.Copy !req
107. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
108. - Lay it on me, old timer.
- Don't be crazy.Copy !req
109. Ladies and gentlemen,
it's been a great show!Copy !req
110. And now we have a special attraction.
An old, old timer with a new, new song.Copy !req
111. He's been playin' all his lifeCopy !req
112. so let's hear it for the old, old timer
and Bye Bye Blackbirdl Take it!Copy !req
113. Come on. Sing it.Copy !req
114. That's real nice.
But I don't think I heard any words.Copy !req
115. Got any words?Copy !req
116. #Bye bye blackbirdCopy !req
117. ♪ BlackbirdCopy !req
118. ♪ Blackbird bye byeCopy !req
119. Greasewood.Copy !req
120. Sage.Copy !req
121. Nothing like the smell
of the desert after the rain.Copy !req
122. Greasewood and sage.Copy !req
123. Let you off at the Salvation Army?Copy !req
124. - No. Let me off over there.
- OK.Copy !req
125. Stop.Copy !req
126. - Here?
- This is the place.Copy !req
127. What have you got,
a friend who works in the kitchen?Copy !req
128. Aah... How do you get out of this thing?Copy !req
129. Oh, you just...Copy !req
130. Well, I had a good time, buddy.Copy !req
131. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
132. You'd better take care of that arm.Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. You got any money?Copy !req
135. Oh, boy...Copy !req
136. Well...Copy !req
137. You're somethin' else.Copy !req
138. Well, that's it. That's all I got.Copy !req
139. - Take care of yourself, will you?
- Thank you, Melvin.Copy !req
140. - Going to work now?
- No, honey...Copy !req
141. I'm workin' nights this week.
Go to sleep.Copy !req
142. Hey.Copy !req
143. Oh, no... Repossessed again.Copy !req
144. Right.Copy !req
145. - Mom.
- Shh!Copy !req
146. Shh!Copy !req
147. Goodbye, Melvin.Copy !req
148. Lynda!Copy !req
149. - Mom! What's going on?
- We have to leave.Copy !req
150. - Where are we going?
- Headed to Reno.Copy !req
151. - Reno?
- Hey!Copy !req
152. - Lynda!
- So long, Dad!Copy !req
153. - You said no strings attached!
- You said no strings attached!Copy !req
154. Doing me a favour!Copy !req
155. - You deserve each other.
- How'll we pay for this?Copy !req
156. - With a job.
- Whatjob?Copy !req
157. Oh, I don't know. I guess...Copy !req
158. I don't know.Copy !req
159. - Oh... a job.
- I think I wanna go home.Copy !req
160. - I can't go home.
- I miss my friends.Copy !req
161. - And Daddy?
- Yeah, I miss him.Copy !req
162. I'm sorry.Copy !req
163. [PA] Making all local connections
bound for Las Vegas,Copy !req
164. stopping at Sparks,
Stillwater, Bathertown...Copy !req
165. - Did you get it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
166. Come on, let's get you something to eat.Copy !req
167. - Hey, mister. Got a knife?
- You bet.Copy !req
168. Darcy, go get the knife.Copy !req
169. Don't cut yourself with it now, OK?Copy !req
170. Can I help you?Copy !req
171. - Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
172. Hand me that plate up there, Darcy.
Hurry up.Copy !req
173. Go get some mustard.Copy !req
174. Excuse me.Copy !req
175. When you get to Gabbs,
be sure you get off, all right?Copy !req
176. - All right.
- Don't get off before then.Copy !req
177. Anybody talks to you, anybody
suspicious, just don't talk back.Copy !req
178. - Ketchup?
- Yeah.Copy !req
179. Well, go get it.Copy !req
180. Just go right up and talk to the driver.
I want you tell Helen Morris hello...Copy !req
181. - Everything OK there?
- Just fine, thank you very much.Copy !req
182. [PA] Final call for the Las Vegas bus.Copy !req
183. That's you.Copy !req
184. Bye, bye!Copy !req
185. Here's your ticket.Copy !req
186. Go sit down.Copy !req
187. Hey, hey!Copy !req
188. - I forgot your apple.
- Thanks.Copy !req
189. Thanks for the sandwich, Mom.Copy !req
190. Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
191. How's your mom doing?Copy !req
192. She's fine.Copy !req
193. Good.Copy !req
194. Let's go.Copy !req
195. - You can't go on like this.
- What you talkin' about?Copy !req
196. Mopin' around like a baby.
Lynda'll be back.Copy !req
197. - Yeah?
- They always come back.Copy !req
198. Huh.Copy !req
199. Take me, I can't stand my wife.Copy !req
200. But I always go back.Copy !req
201. I'm going back this weekend.
Wanna come?Copy !req
202. - What, and see your wife?
- I got a sister.Copy !req
203. Oh, yeah? What's she like?Copy !req
204. Oh, tall, thin, bluish hair.Copy !req
205. She takes the tolls
on the Golden Gate Bridge.Copy !req
206. - You'll like her.
- Yeah.Copy !req
207. You wanna come, Melvin?Copy !req
208. I'll tell you what, though.
I'll ride with you to Reno. How's that?Copy !req
209. - OK?
- Well...Copy !req
210. Yeah.Copy !req
211. How are you
going to find Lynda?Copy !req
212. Darcy told me
where she's been staying.Copy !req
213. Here, you go, Mel.Copy !req
214. Oh, man, get rid of that.
Put that away.Copy !req
215. You sure are good, Mel.Copy !req
216. Oh!Copy !req
217. Woo-hee!Copy !req
218. You wanna sit over there?Copy !req
219. Come here!Copy !req
220. Hey!Copy !req
221. - Here they come...
- There's a guy waving.Copy !req
222. - You ready?
- There's a guy there waving at you.Copy !req
223. Oh, my God, it's Melvin.Copy !req
224. Hi, Melvin!Copy !req
225. What is this? Come down from there.
Come home, come on.Copy !req
226. - You go home.
- Get outta here.Copy !req
227. You're my wife.
You can't be working here.Copy !req
228. - I get off in ten minutes.
- Sit down, buddy.Copy !req
229. I'm not waiting. Come out of here.Copy !req
230. What's he doing?Copy !req
231. - Come on, let's go!
- I can't.Copy !req
232. - Why not?
- I love to dance.Copy !req
233. - OK, you wanna dance. Here.
- Oh!Copy !req
234. Hey, get off the stage...Copy !req
235. - How's Darcy, Melvin?
- She's all right.Copy !req
236. - I'm sorry, Jerry.
- I feel for you.Copy !req
237. But this can't happen in my place.Copy !req
238. - I know. I was going to leave anyway.
- Good. OK, come on.Copy !req
239. Let's go, girls!Copy !req
240. Bye, Chrissy!Copy !req
241. - Bye, Elizabeth! Thanks a lot.
- Take care of yourself.Copy !req
242. How are you doing?Copy !req
243. Excuse me, Lynda,
there's someone here to see you.Copy !req
244. What's the matter?Copy !req
245. - What do you want, Mel?
- I don't want to fight or argue.Copy !req
246. I'm complying with the law.Copy !req
247. Notification of an Interlocutory Decree.
Final in six weeks.Copy !req
248. - Oh...
- Keep your ring if you want.Copy !req
249. Wait a minute, Melvin.
Melvin! You wait!Copy !req
250. - What does it say about Darcy?
- I get custody, that's what.Copy !req
251. What, you get custody?Copy !req
252. You think I want her being
around a weird place like this?Copy !req
253. - Oh, Melvin, Goddamnit!
- Lynda!Copy !req
254. - Now take it easy, pal.
- All right...Copy !req
255. Hey, don't hurt him.Copy !req
256. Let me go. I'm leaving.Copy !req
257. Make sure he doesn't come back.Copy !req
258. Look, Lynda, I'm sorry,
but I can't accept this.Copy !req
259. - Oh, never mind. I quit!
- That's great. Thanks, Lynda.Copy !req
260. Two-bitjoint. Bye!Copy !req
261. Bye, you take care!Copy !req
262. Where's the butter?Copy !req
263. There it is.Copy !req
264. Put that on, yeah.Copy !req
265. [TV] OK, Rocky.
What do you think? $500, not bad, eh?Copy !req
266. - I wanna go for the gate.
- You wanna go for the gate?Copy !req
267. You'll have to kiss this little
chequey-wequey goodbye.Copy !req
268. Goodbye, Mr Chequey-Wequey.
Ho, ho, ho...Copy !req
269. There he goes. Welcome to Mr Pocket.Copy !req
270. OK. Tell me, Rocky. Listen.Copy !req
271. Which gate would you like?
Number One?Copy !req
272. - Two? Three?
- Number Two!Copy !req
273. - Number Two! Two...
- Three, Number Three.Copy !req
274. - Three!
- Two!Copy !req
275. OK, gorgeous guardians of Easy Street,
it's Gate Number ThreelCopy !req
276. Well, hey. I told you, didn't I?Copy !req
277. provide Rocky with interesting
subjects for her new Yashica,Copy !req
278. a trip to Hawaii, on United AirlineslCopy !req
279. - United, the friendly airline.
- I'm jealous.Copy !req
280. What for? Honey, that's great.Copy !req
281. They'll go to Hawaii,
fly the friendly skies, lie in the sun.Copy !req
282. You should be happy for them.
Wally's huggin' her. See her smile?Copy !req
283. - Can I go and play?
- Yeah, turn off the TV.Copy !req
284. Sure.Copy !req
285. - Hello?
- Hello, Melvin.Copy !req
286. - Hey, Lynda, how's it going?
- How's what going?Copy !req
287. Well, you know, anything.
Whatever you got going.Copy !req
288. Could Darcy come down and see me?Copy !req
289. - Are you drunk?
- No, I'm not drunk.Copy !req
290. Are you pregnant?Copy !req
291. What do you mean, am I pregnant?
What do you wanna ask me that for?Copy !req
292. How pregnant are you, anyway?Copy !req
293. Tell you what. For your sake,
you'd better hope it's a girl.Copy !req
294. - What are you talking about.
- I'm telling you, if that's a boy...Copy !req
295. - Juice.
- Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
296. and it doesn't look like me,
you're both in big trouble.Copy !req
297. - I just wanna see Darcy.
- Why don't you come out here?Copy !req
298. - Where?
- Vegas.Copy !req
299. We'll do it in Vegas.
I'll marry you there.Copy !req
300. What do you want to marry me for?
You just divorced me.Copy !req
301. Cos I want to, that's all,
I just want to. Right?Copy !req
302. - Melvin.
- Yeah?Copy !req
303. - I'm reading The Magic Of Believing.
- What's that?Copy !req
304. - It's about you.
- Oh, all right.Copy !req
305. It says that you can be
anything that you wanna be,Copy !req
306. but you just have to
believe in yourself.Copy !req
307. You believe in yourself, it's just that
the believing has not been enoughCopy !req
308. to let you become
what you believe you can be.Copy !req
309. Well, they didn't burn down Rome
in one day. You gotta keep pluggin'.Copy !req
310. Yeah. Well, I've been thinking.Copy !req
311. I haven't been very good to you.Copy !req
312. I haven't believed in you
like you believe in you.Copy !req
313. Well, how about this?
How does computer programming sound?Copy !req
314. - I've been reading this book about it.
- Computer programming.Copy !req
315. Real estate, insurance.
Anything but bagging magnesium.Copy !req
316. Yeah.Copy !req
317. - Do you really wanna marry me again?
- I've been missing you.Copy !req
318. How about it?Copy !req
319. Hurry up, Mom.Copy !req
320. - They're waitin', Mom.
- I know.Copy !req
321. Something stinks in here.Copy !req
322. - It's the disinfectant.
- Oh.Copy !req
323. How do I look?Copy !req
324. Fat.Copy !req
325. - I do, don't I?
- But nice.Copy !req
326. - You look real good.
- Really?Copy !req
327. - Yeah.
- Promise?Copy !req
328. - OK.
- I got it.Copy !req
329. - Really?
- Yeah, you look real good.Copy !req
330. - Dress looks good.
- Really?Copy !req
331. You guys are getting married
just in time.Copy !req
332. Shut up, Red!Copy !req
333. I can't believe
my parents are getting married again!Copy !req
334. Will you guys hurry up?Copy !req
335. - The car looks great.
- Come on!Copy !req
336. Hi, we're the Dummars.
The Dummar family.Copy !req
337. - Not yet you're the Dummars.
- We're getting married again.Copy !req
338. - Would you like a veil?
- Oh, yeah. How much are they?Copy !req
339. - Five dollars.
- No!Copy !req
340. - We'll take one.
- No, Melvin!Copy !req
341. Melvin, five dollars...Copy !req
342. Well, we'll have a veil.
But I want a blue one to match my suit.Copy !req
343. Good.Copy !req
344. - Nice, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
345. - Wow.
- Pretty.Copy !req
346. - And on the music?
- What do you have?Copy !req
347. Well, I got inspirational, Because.Copy !req
348. Hawaiian, The War Chant.Copy !req
349. - War Ch...
- Because.Copy !req
350. - War Chant.
- War Chant.Copy !req
351. War Chant.Copy !req
352. Hawaiian War Chant.Copy !req
353. Very good.Copy !req
354. That'll be $5 on the veil,
$5 on the music,Copy !req
355. $15 on the ceremony,
$4 dollars on the licence,Copy !req
356. and $10 on the witnesses.
That's $39 dollars all together.Copy !req
357. "The Dummars."Copy !req
358. Let see...Copy !req
359. Right, that's 39 out of 40.Copy !req
360. Thank you.Copy !req
361. It doesn't leave us much
for breakfast, does it?Copy !req
362. See, I didn't count on the witnesses.Copy !req
363. - Witnesses...
- They gotta eat too, know what I mean?Copy !req
364. Right this way.Copy !req
365. - Here we go.
- Oh, Melvin, I'm palpitating.Copy !req
366. death do us part.Copy !req
367. Till death do us part.Copy !req
368. Till death do us part.Copy !req
369. Till death do us part.Copy !req
370. Lynda, Melvin,
I now pronounce you man and wife.Copy !req
371. - Well, this is it, Melvin.
- Yeah.Copy !req
372. Nice. Real nice.Copy !req
373. - I wish you happiness.
- Thank you.Copy !req
374. Oh...! Oh...!Copy !req
375. Are you all right, George?Copy !req
376. Hal!Copy !req
377. Hey, I'm sorry.Copy !req
378. I'd better get him home.Copy !req
379. Hal, we need some help.Copy !req
380. Hal, pay him off.Copy !req
381. I'm awful sorry.Copy !req
382. Now what am I gonna do?
I got three couples coming in at 11.Copy !req
383. Maybe we should talk about that.Copy !req
384. Oh, boy.Copy !req
385. - Come on.
- Come on, baby.Copy !req
386. Gimme a big ten!Copy !req
387. Come on, ten!Copy !req
388. - Ten! Ten!
- Come on, ten!Copy !req
389. Aww!Copy !req
390. That's all right,
don't worry about it. It's OK.Copy !req
391. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
392. - Twenty!
- Come on, twenty!Copy !req
393. Come on, you guys!
What is this, a vacation?Copy !req
394. Let's go! You're not gonna
make no money at that pace.Copy !req
395. Hey, Melvin, let's see that
Milkman of the Month form.Copy !req
396. - Howdy, Melvin.
- Hey.Copy !req
397. - Mornin', Melvin.
- Hi, Pete.Copy !req
398. There's 225 this time, Bonnie.Copy !req
399. Really.Copy !req
400. - 225 is right.
- See? I'm gonna win that TV.Copy !req
401. - I'm gonna be Milkman of the Month.
- You're in the lead.Copy !req
402. Wanna know somethin'?
I'm rootin' for you.Copy !req
403. - Are you married, Bonnie?
- Hey, Melvin.Copy !req
404. - Listen, you're doing a real good job.
- Well, thank you.Copy !req
405. Only thing is, remember that engine
you blowed up your first week?Copy !req
406. Not now, fellas.Copy !req
407. I talked to Mr Rockwood. The only thing
we can figure out to do is deduct it.Copy !req
408. - What? Now, wait a minute.
- We'll take it real slow, make it easy.Copy !req
409. Few dollars a week,
you won't even feel it.Copy !req
410. It wasn't my fault. The truck was
a piece ofjunk when you gave it to me.Copy !req
411. You signed the note, Melvin.Copy !req
412. I'm on the top of the list to win the
Zenith 190K with triple scope screen.Copy !req
413. Look, Melvin.Copy !req
414. Look, Melvin, what can I tell you?
We base Milkman of the Month on the net.Copy !req
415. With these deductions,
I don't see you in the running.Copy !req
416. No, that's my TV, understand.
For my wife and my kids.Copy !req
417. - I'm gonna be Milkman of...
- Let go!Copy !req
418. You let go or you don't
come back here tomorrow.Copy !req
419. Well, what about it, huh?Copy !req
420. Come on, am I
Milkman of the Month or not?Copy !req
421. - Yeah, you're Milkman of the Month.
- I get the TV set, too?Copy !req
422. Yeah, you get the set.Copy !req
423. Well, then, go ahead
and deduct whatever you want.Copy !req
424. You know it.Copy !req
425. Hey... You hungry?Copy !req
426. He's so cute.Copy !req
427. I just love him.Copy !req
428. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
429. - Hey, Dad.
- What's that you're drinking?Copy !req
430. Just a little brandy.Copy !req
431. They repossessed the car today.Copy !req
432. Us guys have got to stick together.Copy !req
433. - Did you hear me?
- Yeah, I heard you.Copy !req
434. Right in the parking lot,
outside K-Mart.Copy !req
435. Oh, that's all right.Copy !req
436. - Sure.
- What's for supper tonight?Copy !req
437. Bell peppers.Copy !req
438. Lynda, you know
I don't like bell peppers.Copy !req
439. - I got bell peppers.
- Shh!Copy !req
440. It's the Gateway to Easy Street.
Gate Number Two.Copy !req
441. - [TV] Which gate do you want?
- It's gonna be two.Copy !req
442. - One. It's gonna be one.
- Two.Copy !req
443. - Three.
- Two!Copy !req
444. - Two!
- Come on!Copy !req
445. - Three!
- One!Copy !req
446. - Two!
- [TV] Number OnelCopy !req
447. - See?
- [TV] Gate Number One.Copy !req
448. Every time.Copy !req
449. smooth skiing pleasure
for up to four people.Copy !req
450. Powered by Hardin Marine.
Features moulded fibreglass...Copy !req
451. Wow!Copy !req
452. horse-power engine.
Retails for $12,000ICopy !req
453. $12,000!Copy !req
454. When you get up there to the gateway,
just keep betting up, OK?Copy !req
455. Come on. Don't settle for nothin'!Copy !req
456. If we're ahead a few hundred dollars?
Think what we could do.Copy !req
457. Try a few thousand on for size.Copy !req
458. We could be in Hawaii with cash besides.
Don't worry, just be brave, baby.Copy !req
459. - "Baby"?
- Yeah, this is show business.Copy !req
460. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the star of Easy Street,Copy !req
461. Wally "Mr Love" Williams!Copy !req
462. Don't stop, keep that love comin' in!Copy !req
463. OK, you know how it works.
I won't bother you with silly rules.Copy !req
464. Love is what it's about.
We have acts, you judge 'em.Copy !req
465. If they go back to squalor and
poverty row, it's your fault not mine.Copy !req
466. If you love 'em,
they go on maybe to fame and fortune.Copy !req
467. The show is all about love, so without
further ado, let's get more love.Copy !req
468. - Tell us, Freddy, who's our next guest?
- From Anaheim, California...Copy !req
469. - Lovely Lynda Dummar!
- Lynda Dummar, where are you?Copy !req
470. Come on down, Lynda.Copy !req
471. That is Lynda. Come on,
a little more love for Lynda, please.Copy !req
472. Come on, Lynda!Copy !req
473. I wish I could reach...Copy !req
474. Come on, Lynda. Come on, you princess.Copy !req
475. Beautiful aquamarine lady, come up here.
You just look lovely.Copy !req
476. - They love you out there.
- Thank you.Copy !req
477. I bet you're just as talented
as you are beautiful.Copy !req
478. I don't know.Copy !req
479. Candy-box hat. Your hands are cold.
Put them in Uncle Wally's pocket?Copy !req
480. No? Smarter than
Uncle Wally, aren't you? OK.Copy !req
481. - So tell me where are you from?
- Anaheim, California.Copy !req
482. That's where Disneyland is.
Do you have any little ones?Copy !req
483. Yes, I have a daughter, Darcy,
and a son, Farron, who's watching today.Copy !req
484. With my mother, also,
I'd like to say hello to them.Copy !req
485. - You're divorced, I hope?
- No!Copy !req
486. - You're not?
- I'm here with my husband.Copy !req
487. - He's right up there.
- What does he do?Copy !req
488. - He's a milkman for Rockwood Dairy.
- That's great.Copy !req
489. Without milkmen, hey,
how would we get our milk?Copy !req
490. - What are you going to do for us?
- I'm gonna do a tap-dance.Copy !req
491. OK, Lynda. Lynda Dummar,
I love you, from Anaheim, California.Copy !req
492. You are on! Music please!Copy !req
493. Go take some lessons!Copy !req
494. All right!Copy !req
495. Hold it, hold it! Whoa!Copy !req
496. Lynda, come here. That was fantastic.
You know how the game works.Copy !req
497. Love or hate? Yay or nay?Copy !req
498. Yeah, they love you!Copy !req
499. Come here, they just love you,
they love you.Copy !req
500. Carol, our golden girl guide to the gate
of goodies. How much is that cheque?Copy !req
501. - $500.
- $500 for Lynda Dummar.Copy !req
502. You know how the game works, Lynda.Copy !req
503. You can keep that cheque for $500Copy !req
504. or go through Gate One,
Two or Three to Easy Street.Copy !req
505. What would you like to do?
Keep the cheque?Copy !req
506. Play!Copy !req
507. - I'll give you the money.
- She wants to play!Copy !req
508. OK, Lynda. Make your selection wisely.Copy !req
509. Fame and fortune
could lie behind one of these gates.Copy !req
510. Gate One, Two or Three? What do you say?Copy !req
511. - Three!
- Two! Two! Two!Copy !req
512. Three!Copy !req
513. Tick-tock, tick-tock...Copy !req
514. - Two!
- The young lady's chosen two.Copy !req
515. Lynda Dummar has chosen Gate Number Two.Copy !req
516. Freddy, tell us.
What's in Gate Number Two?Copy !req
517. Broyhill's Rutherford II Collection,
American traditional at its best.Copy !req
518. Features solid pine trim,
deep seating and high backs,Copy !req
519. covered in sturdy 100/% nylon.Copy !req
520. Retails for $1,307ICopy !req
521. That's a lot of stuffing, Lynda!Copy !req
522. Wait! Rolling thunder,
timpani swelling!Copy !req
523. The Golden Gate Bonus!Copy !req
524. A Currier pianol
Currier, the piano with quality,Copy !req
525. for today's student
and tomorrow's performer.Copy !req
526. I'll learn!Copy !req
527. resists scratches and stains.Copy !req
528. With a new piano, you'll want
to have it tuned and take lessons.Copy !req
529. You'll need a tuning fork
and some sheet music.Copy !req
530. To take care of some of those expenses,
take a look at the restlCopy !req
531. Lynda Dummar, your Golden Gate total.
Thirteen thousand and seven dollarslCopy !req
532. Take the cheque,
before they take it back.Copy !req
533. Come here, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
534. Hold it, please, please.
Settle down forjust a moment.Copy !req
535. Please, tell me, this is very important.Copy !req
536. Lynda Dummar, do you know
what you're going to do with that money?Copy !req
537. Yeah, I sure do know
what I'm going to do with the money.Copy !req
538. OK, which will it be?
The Sentinel or the Landlord?Copy !req
539. - The Sentinel.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
540. How much are they?Copy !req
541. The Sentinel's $59,900
and the Landlord's $44,000.Copy !req
542. - We'll take the Landlord.
- Wait a minute, honey.Copy !req
543. I won the goddamn money
and we'll take the goddamn Landlord.Copy !req
544. So, it's the Landlord?Copy !req
545. Utilities, $62. Food, $210.Copy !req
546. Entertainment $35, no $45.Copy !req
547. Doctor bill, $60.Copy !req
548. - If we're very, very careful...
- Do I get the piano lessons?Copy !req
549. - I think so.
- Great.Copy !req
550. What about the girl scout uniform?Copy !req
551. - It'll have to wait till next month.
- Oh, crap, Mom.Copy !req
552. Watch your mouth, Darcy.Copy !req
553. Is that Daddy?Copy !req
554. - It is Daddy.
- Melvin, Melvin, Melvin...Copy !req
555. Wow!Copy !req
556. All right!Copy !req
557. - Well, what do you think?
- Take it back.Copy !req
558. We'll lose our down payment.Copy !req
559. Darcy Lee Dummar, get off that ship!Copy !req
560. - It's beautiful, huh.
- Take it back, Melvin.Copy !req
561. Darcy Lee, get away from that car!Copy !req
562. It's got a twilight sentinel,
lights go on if you go into a tunnel.Copy !req
563. It's got an eight-track tape-player...Copy !req
564. Santa Monica coastguard,
request weather information.Copy !req
565. This is Santana calling
the Santa Monica Coastguard. Come in.Copy !req
566. Come in, Santa Monica Coastguard.Copy !req
567. What are you doing?Copy !req
568. - I'm leaving you, Melvin.
- I won't ask you back.Copy !req
569. I'm never coming back.Copy !req
570. I'm never coming back.
And remember, half that house is mine.Copy !req
571. - If you leave, you won't get anything.
- Melvin, you're a loser!Copy !req
572. - Don't call me that!
- What do you call it?Copy !req
573. First time we got a prayer
of getting ahead,Copy !req
574. you buy a big fancy boat
and a big fancy car.Copy !req
575. That stuff is an investment,
I told you that.Copy !req
576. - An investment?
- Yeah.Copy !req
577. OK, come here.
Listen, I want to tell you something.Copy !req
578. Now, see that car?Copy !req
579. That's not just a car, you know.
That's our car.Copy !req
580. I used to see cars like that
on the highway from Vegas to RenoCopy !req
581. all the time
when I was working with my Dad.Copy !req
582. They went so fast,
you could hardly even see 'em.Copy !req
583. I used to want one.Copy !req
584. Now I got one, understand?Copy !req
585. - We are poor, Melvin. We're poor.
- We're not poor.Copy !req
586. Broke maybe, we're not poor.
We won the Golden Gate.Copy !req
587. I won the Golden Gate.Copy !req
588. Well...Copy !req
589. Don't go, I don't want you to go.Copy !req
590. - C'est la vie, Melvin.
- What's that?Copy !req
591. It's French. I used to dream
I'd be a French interpreter.Copy !req
592. - You don't speak French.
- I told you, it was a dream.Copy !req
593. - Will I see you again?
- Of course you will.Copy !req
594. I love you, Dad.Copy !req
595. Bye, Dad!Copy !req
596. Santa Monica Coastguard to Santana.Copy !req
597. Calling Santana.Copy !req
598. Responding to a request
for weather conditions for Southern...Copy !req
599. - Is that you, Melvin?
- Yes, Ma'am.Copy !req
600. - I thought it was you.
- Hi-line two quarts, cottage cheeseCopy !req
601. - Ten pound box of laundry compound.
- Sounds right.Copy !req
602. - Wouldn't you like a cup of coffee?
- I got a whole route ahead of me.Copy !req
603. It's cold out, Melvin. Come on.
Don't you want some coffee?Copy !req
604. Wait.Copy !req
605. - A nice hot cup of coffee.
- Well...Copy !req
606. Oh, why not?Copy !req
607. - Excuse me, Mrs Worth...
- Oh, Melva.Copy !req
608. Melva-Melvin, get it?Copy !req
609. Yes, Ma'am.Copy !req
610. Melvin! Melvin!Copy !req
611. Don't forget tomorrow. A quart of
low-fat and a pound of nippy cheddar.Copy !req
612. You had a $1,500 note, I got it here.
You got $1,000...Copy !req
613. Not now, please!
What you doing, milking that thing?Copy !req
614. You got the $1,000
you still owe on the truck.Copy !req
615. I got $250 dollars on your uniform,
which I'll deduct next week.Copy !req
616. [PA] George, line 12.Copy !req
617. That's real cute. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
618. $90 a week interest?Copy !req
619. How am I supposed to catch up?
I won't do this. I can't.Copy !req
620. - All right, it's up to you.
- [PA] George, line 12.Copy !req
621. - You want me to get another job?
- Any place you go, you work for us.Copy !req
622. - What about this insurance claim?
- No, talk to Bonnie.Copy !req
623. - Did you sell that boat?
- Yeah.Copy !req
624. - What about the Cadillac?
- They took it.Copy !req
625. That's right, they did.
Well, I don't know.Copy !req
626. You're gonna have to
hustle a little more.Copy !req
627. Look, we got Ralph over here in Artesia.
He can use a little help.Copy !req
628. It's way across the county.
The milk won't even be cold.Copy !req
629. - Did it occur to you to get up earlier?
- Hey, I get up at 2.30.Copy !req
630. Look, I know it's tough.
You have to organise your time better.Copy !req
631. I've told you once,
I told you a thousand times.Copy !req
632. Planning is the name of the game.
Just sign it.Copy !req
633. [PA] Ladies and gentlemen,
Tiki RestaurantCopy !req
634. wishes the employees of Rockwood Dairy
a Merry Christmas.Copy !req
635. Or, as we say on the island...Copy !req
636. Now, relax and enjoy the entertainment,
featuring The Tiki Sextet.Copy !req
637. I told my wife you sing country,
she's crazy about country.Copy !req
638. - Tell her I'm sorry, will you.
- Delgado said you was yellow.Copy !req
639. I said, if Melvin don't wanna,
it's his right.Copy !req
640. What'd he say?Copy !req
641. Ain't what he says, it's what
he don't say, know what I mean?Copy !req
642. All right, you Rockwood people!
Let's hear a big round of applauseCopy !req
643. for The Tiki Santa Claus Sextet.Copy !req
644. As part of tonight's entertainment,
Melvin "Milkman of the Month" DummarCopy !req
645. was supposed to sing us a song
but I'm afraid - or am I thrilled? -Copy !req
646. that he's chickened out on us.Copy !req
647. - Aww!
- I didn't chicken out...Copy !req
648. You want a song?
All right, I got a song.Copy !req
649. Oh!Copy !req
650. Go get 'em, Melvin.Copy !req
651. Where's you guitar, Melvin?
Did they repossess it?Copy !req
652. - Here, hold this for me, will you?
- Let's hear it for Melvin!Copy !req
653. I wrote this song to Six Days
on the Road. Do you know that?Copy !req
654. That's a Dave Dudley song.Copy !req
655. OK.Copy !req
656. Are you married, Bonnie?Copy !req
657. No, I'm not, Melvin Dummar,
and neither are you any more.Copy !req
658. - So what do you say?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
659. I'll take care of you
till you get back up on your feet.Copy !req
660. - I got my kids' child support money...
- Got a kid?Copy !req
661. I got two kids. Now, listen, Melvin,Copy !req
662. My cousin in Utah
lost his lease on a gas station.Copy !req
663. We run it right,
we got a thousand a month clear.Copy !req
664. I have been waiting for this moment
and the moment is now.Copy !req
665. Is that net?Copy !req
666. Don't come swingin' your dick
around my cashiers office no more.Copy !req
667. - You're Mormon. You talk like that?
- You bet your ass.Copy !req
668. Well...Copy !req
669. - When do we leave?
- Tonight.Copy !req
670. Melvin, come upstairs!
Mr Rodgers is on the phone.Copy !req
671. That's five.Copy !req
672. Gonna get a coronary,
hurrying around like that.Copy !req
673. It's better than starvin', ain't it?Copy !req
674. Sorry, Mr Rodgers, I went all
the way down and he just wasn't there.Copy !req
675. the nation's highest
compliments, a ticker-tape parade...Copy !req
676. Yes, I understand. Yes, of course,
I'll give him the message.Copy !req
677. OK. Yes, goodbye.Copy !req
678. He's not gonna deliver the gas on Monday
unless he gets a cheque.Copy !req
679. Well, let's give him one.Copy !req
680. What cheque?Copy !req
681. If he won't give us gas,
we'll give him a cheque.Copy !req
682. Yeah, but our cheque's no good.Copy !req
683. Yeah, I know, but it's Easter weekend.Copy !req
684. I might be able to pump about 1,000
gallons and by Monday it'll be good.Copy !req
685. What's that? Howard Hughes died?Copy !req
686. Remember I told you
I picked that guy up in the desert?Copy !req
687. He told me he was Howard Hughes.Copy !req
688. tests of his huge
Boeing Strat-o-liner.Copy !req
689. - Didn't look like that, though.
- When are we gonna eat? I'm starvin'.Copy !req
690. Yeah, when are we gonna eat?Copy !req
691. admitted to the test area
to act as a fire boat...Copy !req
692. - What are we having, anyway?
- Bell peppers.Copy !req
693. nose off the water with ease, as
no-one except howard Hughes expected.Copy !req
694. - Hello, Melvin.
- Hi, how are you doin'?Copy !req
695. - All right.
- Can I help you?Copy !req
696. Yeah. Some cigarettes.Copy !req
697. - Cigarettes. What kind do you want?
- Camels.Copy !req
698. Camels, OK. That's a man's cigarette.
Probably walk a mile for these.Copy !req
699. Nowadays, they want long ones and
filters and... You want some matches?Copy !req
700. - Yeah. How much are they?
- Well, the matches are free.Copy !req
701. - The cigarettes.
- That's a buck.Copy !req
702. - A buck?
- Wait, Camels, 50 cents.Copy !req
703. To get down to Las Vegas,
how do I get out of here?Copy !req
704. Oh, see that right there, by the lake?
Interstate 15, it'll take you to Vegas.Copy !req
705. Talking to this guy, he said if I take
89 and 60, south and across the line...Copy !req
706. - I'll be with you in a minute.
- I guess 15's the best bet.Copy !req
707. Yeah.Copy !req
708. Kenny, Sherry, come on!
You gotta do your homework.Copy !req
709. Kids, come on!
I'm standing here, come on, let's go.Copy !req
710. Let's go.Copy !req
711. Goodnight, Melvin.Copy !req
712. Bonnie! Bonnie!Copy !req
713. Yeah? What?Copy !req
714. I gotta go into town a while,
take care of everything.Copy !req
715. - I'll be back.
- OK.Copy !req
716. Bye.Copy !req
717. Yes, we'll send you an invoice...
And your PO number.Copy !req
718. That one's out of stock.
It's on re-order.Copy !req
719. Yes... Make the cheque out
to the Church of Latter Day Saints.Copy !req
720. Yes, the main office, Church of
Latter Day Saints, Salt Lake City, Utah.Copy !req
721. Church of Latter Day Saints.Copy !req
722. Wooh! Yahoo!Copy !req
723. - Hello?
- Congratulations, Mrs Dummar.Copy !req
724. A document believed to be Howard
Hughes' will names 16 beneficiaries.Copy !req
725. - One of them is Mr Melvin Dummar.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
726. Oh...! Oh...! Oh, my God!Copy !req
727. Oh, my God! Oh!Copy !req
728. Melvin? Where's Melvin?Copy !req
729. Where can I get a hold of him?Copy !req
730. - We need to speak to Melvin.
- He'll be back.Copy !req
731. Melvin, move them down!Copy !req
732. How did you and Melvin meet?Copy !req
733. He was Milkman of the Month.Copy !req
734. At least I don't
have to sell carolers any more.Copy !req
735. What is the most
amount of money you ever saw?Copy !req
736. Quite a crowd, here.
How you doin', Pops?Copy !req
737. - Dwayne Edwards, my favourite attorney.
- Hi, Fred.Copy !req
738. - Where's Melvin?
- Over there.Copy !req
739. - Melvin, how are you?
- Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
740. Haven't seen you in a couple of years.Copy !req
741. Gotta talk to you about some
square business, right now.Copy !req
742. - I'll be back.
- You always have to leave.Copy !req
743. Let's face it. It's gonna be a while
before we see any dough.Copy !req
744. We gotta capitalise while we're hot.
They want you on Merv Griffin.Copy !req
745. But the best dollar offer so far
comes from a t-shirt manufacturer.Copy !req
746. Let me tell you, this'll wipe you out.Copy !req
747. What do you think?Copy !req
748. It's kinda cute, isn't it?
Think about it.Copy !req
749. - Main thing's the press conference.
- What?Copy !req
750. Press conference tomorrow.Copy !req
751. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr Melvin Dummar,Copy !req
752. his wife and children,
his attorney Dwayne Edwards.Copy !req
753. I don't want any litigation questions,
only on the basis of the will.Copy !req
754. Understand? No litigation questions.
First question.Copy !req
755. Hughes' company, Summa,
claims this will is a forgery.Copy !req
756. What did I just tell you?
I'll have you thrown out.Copy !req
757. Leave the premises.
No litigation questions.Copy !req
758. Was the man
you picked up Howard Hughes?Copy !req
759. Well, he said he was Howard Hughes.
He looked like an old bum.Copy !req
760. - ... Hughes would look?
- Neat, healthy.Copy !req
761. This guy was sick.
His hands were all wrinkled up...Copy !req
762. Did you think
a dream like this could come true?Copy !req
763. Well, when you dream
about something it's no problem, but...Copy !req
764. Everybody thinks you're lying.
How does that make you feel?Copy !req
765. He was hurt.
Maybe he thinks I saved his life.Copy !req
766. No, I did not.
I did not forge that will.Copy !req
767. I didn't write the will,
I don't know anything about the will.Copy !req
768. Uh... I'm really pleased
he's going to inherit that $156 million,Copy !req
769. is that right?Copy !req
770. I hope that when he gets the doughCopy !req
771. he remembers that
he owes the Rockwood Dairy $4,500.Copy !req
772. What kind of a guy
was Melvin to work with?Copy !req
773. He was a fine man... uh...Copy !req
774. A good worker. Matter of fact,
he was Milkman of the Month.Copy !req
775. - Two bucks.
- You remember me, Melvin?Copy !req
776. - Huh?
- I was with you. We were all together.Copy !req
777. You, me and Howard.Copy !req
778. But it was me
that gave him that quarter.Copy !req
779. - Oh, you're the one!
- That's right.Copy !req
780. Melvin!Copy !req
781. Hold him!Copy !req
782. Oh, man... Call the police, Bonnie.Copy !req
783. You're a liar!
You never saw Howard Hughes.Copy !req
784. You never saw him,
never met him in his life.Copy !req
785. You never saw him, Dummar!Copy !req
786. Who the hell are you? You're nobody.
You hear me?Copy !req
787. - You're nobody either, lady.
- Get him outta here!Copy !req
788. - Go on!
- You don't deserve it!Copy !req
789. Weirdo!Copy !req
790. - Hello?
- Lynda?Copy !req
791. - Melvin, is that you?
- Yeah, it's me.Copy !req
792. - Are you all right?
- Sure, I'm all right.Copy !req
793. How are you doing?
How's Farron? How's Darcy?Copy !req
794. Oh, wow, Melvin. She is so proud.Copy !req
795. Yeah? Hey, that's all right. Listen...Copy !req
796. She's not having any trouble
at school because of this, is she?Copy !req
797. No, no, don't worry about it.Copy !req
798. Melvin...Copy !req
799. - Howard Hughes, huh?
- What do you think about that?Copy !req
800. - I think it's amazing.
- Listen, I gotta go.Copy !req
801. - Say hi to the kids.
- Goodbye, Melvin.Copy !req
802. Goodbye, Lynda.Copy !req
803. Why did you deliver
the will to the church?Copy !req
804. - What were you scared of?
- What might be inside.Copy !req
805. Why was that frightening?Copy !req
806. I don't know.Copy !req
807. Can you give me one reason on earthCopy !req
808. why this strange man would leave
that will with you, Melvin Dummar?Copy !req
809. Well, I don't know. I've been
trying to figure that out myself.Copy !req
810. - Did you find an answer?
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
811. Isn't it true you can't find an answer
because it never happened that way?Copy !req
812. Please, stand up. Face the judge.Copy !req
813. Place your hand on the bible.
Raise your right hand.Copy !req
814. Do you swear in the name of GodCopy !req
815. that this story about
how you received this will is true?Copy !req
816. I do.Copy !req
817. Well, Melvin, if it meant...Copy !req
818. eternal damnation in hell, would
you still say it happened that way?Copy !req
819. It's the truth.
Of course I would say that.Copy !req
820. Melvin, turn your chair around
and face me, please.Copy !req
821. Yes, sir.Copy !req
822. - Melvin, are you lying?
- No, sir.Copy !req
823. I want you to know that...Copy !req
824. there is a still, small voice
that many people are blessed with,Copy !req
825. that tells them
when the truth is being spoken.Copy !req
826. It's been said,
"What doth it profit a manCopy !req
827. if he gain the whole world
yet lose his soul?"Copy !req
828. Now, if you're lying, Melvin,
which you are in my opinion,Copy !req
829. your soul may be in jeopardy but that's
not really what I'm concerned with now.Copy !req
830. I'm concerned with your hide.Copy !req
831. Because if I find that
you're lying before this court,Copy !req
832. I'll make it a special duty
to have a piece of your hide.Copy !req
833. I'll direct the District Attorney to
bring a criminal case against you.Copy !req
834. And I'll make it my special project
that if you're convicted,Copy !req
835. I will recommend
that you do time in prison.Copy !req
836. And I want you to know
Nevada State Prison's no country club,Copy !req
837. like Gabbs local jail
or wherever it was you served time.Copy !req
838. If you're lying, you go straight
to Nevada State Prison.Copy !req
839. All right, Melvin?Copy !req
840. You bet.Copy !req
841. Your Honour.Copy !req
842. Brother Dummar...Copy !req
843. I want the truth.Copy !req
844. Where did this so-called will come from?Copy !req
845. It... uh... Some man brought it
by the station where I was working.Copy !req
846. He left it there.Copy !req
847. Are you gonna persist in giving the
answers elicited from you this morning?Copy !req
848. Yes, sir.Copy !req
849. Do you know who wrote the will?Copy !req
850. No, I don'tCopy !req
851. Did you in any way participate
in the preparation of the will?Copy !req
852. No, sir.Copy !req
853. I've done my best, gentlemen.Copy !req
854. Melvin, you did it. On July 6,
they determine the validity of the will.Copy !req
855. Like he says,
it's the only will we got.Copy !req
856. With the testimony
by handwriting experts,Copy !req
857. the will's gonna be admitted to
probate. You'll get your inheritance.Copy !req
858. - You think so?
- It's gonna be a long road.Copy !req
859. But we won the first battle, I can tell.Copy !req
860. The T-shirt people called again.Copy !req
861. Look, they're worth an easy 15,000.
What do you say?Copy !req
862. No, I don't think so, man.Copy !req
863. You can use the cash.Copy !req
864. What's the matter, you want to get paid?Copy !req
865. No... They started paving the freeway
down from the gas station.Copy !req
866. - In two weeks, you'll be Ionely there.
- Don't worry, I'll be all right.Copy !req
867. - You won, Mel!
- What are you so worried about?Copy !req
868. I just hope you don't
have any illusions.Copy !req
869. They'll fight in every court they can,
the relatives, Summa...Copy !req
870. Meanwhile, the government
will take out taxes, the state...Copy !req
871. Lawyers'll take legal fees.
Money's gonna be siphoned off.Copy !req
872. Yeah, listen, I've known that
since I first found that will.Copy !req
873. What do you mean?Copy !req
874. I mean, you think that Melvin Dummar
is gonna get $156 million?Copy !req
875. Or anything like it?Copy !req
876. Nah, I'm not gonna see that money.Copy !req
877. That's all right.Copy !req
878. Cos you know what happened?Copy !req
879. Howard Hughes
sang Melvin Dummar's song.Copy !req
880. That's what happened.Copy !req
881. He sang it.Copy !req
882. He was funny.Copy !req
883. Yeah, he sang it.
Santa's Souped-Up Sleigh.Copy !req
884. I'll see you.Copy !req
885. Sorry.Copy !req
886. That's OK.
Gave me a chance to get 'em fed.Copy !req
887. Sure you wanna do this?Copy !req
888. Are you kidding? See my kids,
up there in the fresh air? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
889. Go on the back seat. I got some
comic books and a little toy for Farron.Copy !req
890. You're not gonna hassle me when I want
them back at the end of the summer?Copy !req
891. You got my word.Copy !req
892. - That's what I'm afraid of.
- Aww, come on.Copy !req
893. Bonnie sure is gonna have
her hands full this summer.Copy !req
894. - Yeah.
- Give us a kiss.Copy !req
895. Bye, Mom!Copy !req
896. Don't wake him up.Copy !req
897. I'll try not to.Copy !req
898. How about lettin' me drive?Copy !req
899. - You?
- I'm a darned good driver.Copy !req
900. You haven't driven
since they put out the Hudson.Copy !req
901. I'm a darned good driver, I'll bet you.Copy !req
902. All right.Copy !req
903. When we get into Vegas, though,
I'm gonna run it in.Copy !req
904. Slide over.Copy !req