1. Here's my day so far:Copy !req
2. Went to jail,
lost the girl of my dreams,Copy !req
3. and got my butt kicked pretty good.Copy !req
4. Still, things could be a lot worse.Copy !req
5. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
6. I'm falling to my death.Copy !req
7. Guess they can't.Copy !req
8. How'd it all come to this, you ask?Copy !req
9. My end starts at the beginning.Copy !req
10. The very beginning.Copy !req
11. Yes, that's me.Copy !req
12. I had a fairly standard childhood.Copy !req
13. I came from, what you might call,
a broken home.Copy !req
14. Literally broken.Copy !req
15. I was eight days old
and still living with my parents.Copy !req
16. How sad is that?Copy !req
17. Clearly it was time to move on.Copy !req
18. Here is your minion.
He will take care of you.Copy !req
19. And here is your binky.Copy !req
20. You are destined for...Copy !req
21. I didn't quite hear that last part,
but it sounded important.Copy !req
22. two, one.
- Destined for what?Copy !req
23. I set out to find my destiny.Copy !req
24. Turns out a kid from the Glaupunkt
quadrant had the exact same idea.Copy !req
25. That was the day
I met Mr. Goody Two-Shoes...Copy !req
26. and our glorious rivalry was born.Copy !req
27. Could this be
what I was destined for?Copy !req
28. A dream life filled with luxury.Copy !req
29. Apparently not.Copy !req
30. Even fate picks its favorites.Copy !req
31. No big deal.Copy !req
32. A much different fate awaited me.Copy !req
33. A baby! How thoughtful.Copy !req
34. Oh, yes.
Yes, I saw it and thought of you.Copy !req
35. Luckily I found
a lovely little place to call home.Copy !req
36. Can we keep it?Copy !req
37. A place that taught me
the differences between right...Copy !req
38. and wrong.Copy !req
39. Mr. Goody Two-Shoes,
on the other hand,Copy !req
40. had life handed to him
on a silver platter.Copy !req
41. Our baby can fly.Copy !req
42. Yes, yes, nothing
but the best for you, darling.Copy !req
43. The power of flight,
invulnerability, and great hair.Copy !req
44. But I had something far, far greater.Copy !req
45. My amazing intellect...Copy !req
46. and knack
for building objects of mayhem.Copy !req
47. After a few years, and with some
time off for good behavior,Copy !req
48. I was given an opportunity
to better myself through learning...Copy !req
49. at a strange place called shool.Copy !req
50. It was there that I once again ran
into Mr. Goody Two-Shoes.Copy !req
51. He had already amassed a gigantic army
of soft-headed groupies.Copy !req
52. He bought their affections
with showmanshipCopy !req
53. and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.Copy !req
54. So I, too, will make this popp-ed corn
and win over those mindless drones.Copy !req
55. Lights out.Copy !req
56. That's when I learned
a very hard lesson:Copy !req
57. Good receives all the praise
and adulation,Copy !req
58. while evil is
sent to quiet-time in the corner.Copy !req
59. So fitting in wasn't
really an option.Copy !req
60. While they were learning
the Itsy Bitsy Spider...Copy !req
61. I learned how to dehydrate animate
objects and rehydrate them at will.Copy !req
62. Some days, it felt like it was
just me and Minion against the world.Copy !req
63. No matter how hard I tried,Copy !req
64. I was always the odd man out,Copy !req
65. the last one picked,Copy !req
66. the screw-up, the black sheep...Copy !req
67. Get him!Copy !req
68. the bad boy.
- Freak!Copy !req
69. Weirdo!Copy !req
70. Was this my destiny?Copy !req
71. Wait, maybe it was.Copy !req
72. Being bad is
the one thing I'm good at.Copy !req
73. Then it hit me:
If I was the bad boy,Copy !req
74. then I was going to be
the baddest boy of them all.Copy !req
75. I was destined to be
a super-villain,Copy !req
76. and we were destined to be rivals.Copy !req
77. The die had been cast,Copy !req
78. and so began an enduring, epic,
lifelong career.Copy !req
79. And I loved it.Copy !req
80. Our battles quickly got more elaborate.Copy !req
81. He would win some.Copy !req
82. I would almost win others.Copy !req
83. He took the name Metro Man,
defender of Metrocity.Copy !req
84. I decided to pick something
a little more humble: Megamind...Copy !req
85. incredibly handsome criminal genius
and master of all villainy.Copy !req
86. Read on your own time. Open up.Copy !req
87. - Hey!
- Boo!Copy !req
88. Oh, good morning, Warden.Copy !req
89. Great news: I'm a changed man, and...Copy !req
90. and I'm ready to re-enter society
as a solid citizen.Copy !req
91. You're a villain,
and you'll always be a villain.Copy !req
92. You'll never change,
and you'll never leave.Copy !req
93. You're fun.Copy !req
94. You got a present in the mail.Copy !req
95. Is it a puppy?Copy !req
96. From Metro Man. "To count every
second of your 85 life sentences."Copy !req
97. That's funny. Never thought Metro Man
was the gloating type.Copy !req
98. Oh, but he does have nice taste.
I think I'll keep it.Copy !req
99. Any chance you could give me the time?Copy !req
100. I don't want to be late for the opening
of the Metro Man Museum.Copy !req
101. Oh no. Looks like
you're gonna miss it,Copy !req
102. by several thousand years.Copy !req
103. Oh, am I?Copy !req
104. Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City.Copy !req
105. It's a beautiful day
in beautiful downtown,Copy !req
106. where we're here to honor
a beautiful man, Metro Man.Copy !req
107. His heart is an ocean
that's inside a bigger ocean.Copy !req
108. For years he's been watching us
with his super-vision,Copy !req
109. saving us with his super-strength
and caring for us with his super-heart.Copy !req
110. Now it's our turn
to give something back.Copy !req
111. This is Roxanne Ritchi,
reporting liveCopy !req
112. from the dedication
of the Metro Man Museum.Copy !req
113. Wow. OK, the stuff
they make you read on-air,Copy !req
114. that's un-freaking-believable.
It's crazy.Copy !req
115. I wrote that piece myself, Hal.Copy !req
116. What I was trying to say was,Copy !req
117. I can't believe
that in our modern society,Copy !req
118. they let, like,
actual art get onto the news.Copy !req
119. - Nice save, Hal.
- What are we...Copy !req
120. Like, let's just get
a coffee or something.Copy !req
121. Come on, it's time to get
in the Metro Man Day spirit.Copy !req
122. Well, if I were Metro Man,Copy !req
123. Megamind wouldn't be
kidnapping you all the time.Copy !req
124. - That's the first thing.
- That's sweet, Hal.Copy !req
125. And I'd be watching you,
like a dingo watches a human baby.Copy !req
126. OK, that sounded...Copy !req
127. - OK, that sounded a little weird.
- A little bit. Yeah.Copy !req
128. And you're making a weird face,
and that's making me feel weird.Copy !req
129. The point is, I would watch you
like someone...Copy !req
130. Not love. We're not in love.
I'm not saying I love you.Copy !req
131. Hey, I love you. Whatever.Copy !req
132. But I'm not saying like
I'm in love with you. I'm saying...Copy !req
133. Roxanne? Roxaroo?Copy !req
134. - Whoa... What?
- Hey...Copy !req
135. Get back to work.
The city doesn't pay you to loaf.Copy !req
136. - Freeze!
- Whoa. What are you doing, guys?Copy !req
137. It's me! It's the warden.Copy !req
138. Hey! Open up!Copy !req
139. No, you fools. He's tricked us.Copy !req
140. You were right.Copy !req
141. I'll always be a villain.Copy !req
142. Well, hello good-looking.
Need a lift?Copy !req
143. Certainly do,
you fantastic fish, you.Copy !req
144. - Get in the car, you.
- I'm free!Copy !req
145. Right?Copy !req
146. Nice work sending me
the watch, Minion.Copy !req
147. - You got it, boss.
- Punch it!Copy !req
148. All right,
put your hands in the air.Copy !req
149. Ladies and gentlemen,
your Metro Man!Copy !req
150. - Who's your man?
- Metro Man!Copy !req
151. Yeah, Metro City!Copy !req
152. Gimme some. Come on. Give it now.Copy !req
153. Give it to me. Right on.
Gimme the good stuff. All right.Copy !req
154. Hey, Metro City.Copy !req
155. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
156. You know, you know,
I just want to bring it down a bit.Copy !req
157. Boys, a little lower.
Thank you, fellas.Copy !req
158. Let's get real for a moment.Copy !req
159. That's right. That's right.
That's right.Copy !req
160. Although getting a whole museum
is super-cool, is super-cool,Copy !req
161. you want to know what the greatest
honor you've given me is?Copy !req
162. Do you really want to know? Really?Copy !req
163. I'll tell you.Copy !req
164. The greatest honor you've
given me is letting me serve you,Copy !req
165. the helpless people of Metro City.Copy !req
166. And at the end of every day,Copy !req
167. well, I often ask myself...Copy !req
168. who would I be without you?Copy !req
169. - I love you, Metro Man!
- And I love you, random citizen.Copy !req
170. I tell you, Minion.
There's no place like evil lair.Copy !req
171. I've kept it cold and damp
just for you, sir.Copy !req
172. How do I look, Minion?
Do I look bad?Copy !req
173. Disgustingly horrifying, sir.Copy !req
174. You always know what to say.Copy !req
175. Oh, the brain-bots
certainly missed you, sir.Copy !req
176. Did you miss your daddy?
Who's a menacing little cyborg?Copy !req
177. You are. Yes, you are. No biting.Copy !req
178. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
179. You want the wrench?
Go get the wrench.Copy !req
180. - Oh, look at that.
- Now, back to laughing.Copy !req
181. She's awake. Quick, to work.Copy !req
182. Miss Ritchi, we meet again.Copy !req
183. Would it kill you to wash the bag?Copy !req
184. You can scream all you wish,
Miss Ritchi.Copy !req
185. I'm afraid no one can hear you.Copy !req
186. Wh... Why isn't she screaming?Copy !req
187. Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind?Copy !req
188. Like this...Copy !req
189. But that's, that's a poor lady scream.Copy !req
190. He's a little better.Copy !req
191. Is there some kind
of nerdy super-villain Web siteCopy !req
192. where you get Tesla coils
and blinky dials?Copy !req
193. Actually, most of it comes
from an outlet store in...Copy !req
194. Don't answer that.Copy !req
195. - Romania.
- Don't! Stop!Copy !req
196. She's using her
nosy reporter skillsCopy !req
197. on your weak-willed mind
to find out all our secrets.Copy !req
198. Such tricks won't work on me...Copy !req
199. - Please talk slower.
temptress.Copy !req
200. What secrets?
You're so predictable.Copy !req
201. Predictable? Predictable?Copy !req
202. Oh, you call this predictable?Copy !req
203. Your alligators. Yes.Copy !req
204. Yeah, I was thinking about it
on the way over.Copy !req
205. What's this? Boom! In your face.Copy !req
206. - Cliché.
- No! Look, watch.Copy !req
207. - Juvenile.
- Shock and awe.Copy !req
208. - Tacky.
- Oh, it's so scary!Copy !req
209. - Seen it.
- What's this one do?Copy !req
210. Garish.Copy !req
211. - OK, the spider's new.
- Spider?Copy !req
212. Yes. The... The spee-ider.Copy !req
213. Even the smallest bite
from Arachnis deathicusCopy !req
214. will instantly paralyze...Copy !req
215. Get it off! It bit me!Copy !req
216. Give it up, Megamind.
Your plans never work.Copy !req
217. Let's stop wasting time and call
your boyfriend in tights, shall we?Copy !req
218. It is with great pleasure that
I present to Metro Man his new museum.Copy !req
219. If you please.Copy !req
220. - Metro Man!
- Hey! My kid can't see.Copy !req
221. - Megamind!
- Oh, bravo, Metro Man.Copy !req
222. Boo!Copy !req
223. Yes, I can play along too. Boo!Copy !req
224. Should've known
you'd try to crash the party.Copy !req
225. Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.Copy !req
226. This is a day you and Metrocity
shall not soon forget.Copy !req
227. It's pronounced Metro City!Copy !req
228. Potato-tomato, potato-tomato.Copy !req
229. We all know how this ends:
With you behind bars.Copy !req
230. I'm shaking in my custom
baby seal leather boots.Copy !req
231. You will leave Metrocity,
or this will be the lastCopy !req
232. you ever hear
of Roxanne Ritchi.Copy !req
233. Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxie.Copy !req
234. - I'm on my way.
- Yeah, I'm not panicking.Copy !req
235. In order to stop me,
you need to find me first, Metro Man.Copy !req
236. We're at the abandoned observatory.Copy !req
237. No, we're not!Copy !req
238. Don't listen to her. She's crazy.Copy !req
239. Metro Man approaching, sir.Copy !req
240. Hold on a second.Copy !req
241. Oh, good heavens!Copy !req
242. You didn't think you
were in the real observatory, did you?Copy !req
243. Ready the death ray, Minion.Copy !req
244. Death ray, readying.Copy !req
245. Over here, old friend.Copy !req
246. In case you haven't noticed,
you've fallen right into my trap.Copy !req
247. You can't trap justice.
It's an idea, a belief.Copy !req
248. Even the most heartfelt belief
can be corroded over time.Copy !req
249. Justice is a non-corrosive metal.Copy !req
250. But metals can be melted
by the heat of revange.Copy !req
251. It's "revenge,"
and it's best served cold.Copy !req
252. But it can be easily reheated
in the microwave of evil.Copy !req
253. Well, I think your warranty is
about to expire.Copy !req
254. Maybe I got an extended warranty.Copy !req
255. Warranties are invalid if you don't use
the product for its intended purpose.Copy !req
256. Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty.
Can I go home now?Copy !req
257. Of course. That is,
if Metro Man can withstand the full,Copy !req
258. concentrated power of the sun!Copy !req
259. Fire!Copy !req
260. Minion. Fire?Copy !req
261. - It's still warming up, sir.
- Come again?Copy !req
262. - Warming up, sir.
- Warming up? The sun is warming up?Copy !req
263. One second more and...Copy !req
264. just tippy-tappy tippy-tap-tap,
tip-top more,Copy !req
265. - and we are ready in just...
- Honestly!Copy !req
266. On my way, Roxie.Copy !req
267. I told you to have things ready.
I told you countless times.Copy !req
268. Why do you always blame me?Copy !req
269. My spider bite is acting up.Copy !req
270. Your plan is failing. Just admit it.Copy !req
271. Yeah, good luck with that one.Copy !req
272. Whose side are you on?Copy !req
273. - The losing side.
- Thank you.Copy !req
274. Could someone stamp
my Frequent Kidnapping Card?Copy !req
275. You of all people know
we discontinued that promotion.Copy !req
276. - Ciao-ciao, all!
- Same time next week?Copy !req
277. Dag! Crab nuggets!Copy !req
278. - What did he just say?
- "Crab nuggets"?Copy !req
279. Fackled fish cracker!Copy !req
280. Ten seconds to full power.Copy !req
281. - Good lord, I'm trapped.
- Ten...Copy !req
282. - What kind of trickery is this?
nine...Copy !req
283. - You mad genius.
eight...Copy !req
284. - Your dark gift has finally paid off.
seven...Copy !req
285. - It... It has?
six...Copy !req
286. This dome is
obviously lined with copper.Copy !req
287. - Yeah? So?
- Sir...Copy !req
288. - Copper drains my powers.
two...Copy !req
289. - Your weakness is copper?
one.Copy !req
290. - You're kidding, right?
- Full power.Copy !req
291. I don't think
even he could survive that.Copy !req
292. Well, let's not get
our hopes up just yet.Copy !req
293. - Look!
- Metro Man!Copy !req
294. Metro Man.Copy !req
295. Metro Man!Copy !req
296. - You... You did it, sir.
- I did it?Copy !req
297. He did it.Copy !req
298. - I did it?
- He did it.Copy !req
299. - You did it, sir.
- I did it!Copy !req
300. - You did it!
- I did it! Metrocity is mine!Copy !req
301. - You did it, sir!
- I did it! Yeah, me, me!Copy !req
302. - Yes, I did it!
- Us! We both did it!Copy !req
303. - Not us! I!
- You, a little moreCopy !req
304. - than me but still, come on!
- A lot more than you.Copy !req
305. When they're giving out the awards,Copy !req
306. - I'm gonna be right there next to you.
- What awards? What awards, for what?Copy !req
307. Hit it!Copy !req
308. Drop 'em!Copy !req
309. First off, what a turnout.Copy !req
310. How wild is this?Copy !req
311. All I did was eliminate the most
powerful man in the universe.Copy !req
312. Are there any questions?
Go on. Yes! You in the back.Copy !req
313. I'm sure we'd all like to know what
you plan to do with us and this city.Copy !req
314. Good, I'm glad you asked that.Copy !req
315. Imagine the most horrible, terrifying,Copy !req
316. evil thing you can possibly think of,Copy !req
317. and multiply it... by six!Copy !req
318. In the meantime,Copy !req
319. I want you to carry on
with the dreary, normal thingsCopy !req
320. you normal people do.Copy !req
321. Let's just have fun with this. Come on.Copy !req
322. And I will get back to you.Copy !req
323. Now slam the door really hard.Copy !req
324. They... They can still see you.Copy !req
325. - Now?
- Your elbow's still in.Copy !req
326. Good.Copy !req
327. There he is, Mr. Evil OverlordCopy !req
328. Oh, Minion, did you think
this day would ever come?Copy !req
329. No way. Not at all, sir.Copy !req
330. Never. Never in a million...
I mean...Copy !req
331. - Yes, I did.
- Look at the intricate mouldings.Copy !req
332. I'm looking. I'm looking.Copy !req
333. And what's this?Copy !req
334. It's like one of the giant monitors
in the lair.Copy !req
335. But it seems to only carry one station.Copy !req
336. Oh, that, sir, is called a window.Copy !req
337. - Window?
- All the kids are looking through them.Copy !req
338. I've never had a view before.Copy !req
339. Metrocity, Minion, it's all mine.Copy !req
340. If my parents could see me now.Copy !req
341. Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down
from evil heaven.Copy !req
342. And now that Mr. Goody Two-Shoes is
out of the way,Copy !req
343. I can have everything I want,Copy !req
344. and there's no one to stop me!Copy !req
345. I know. I know.Copy !req
346. Always thirsty, never satisfied.Copy !req
347. I understand you,
little well-dressed bird.Copy !req
348. Purposeless, emptiness.
It's a vacuum, isn't it?Copy !req
349. It's... What's your vacuum like?Copy !req
350. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Not now, Minion.Copy !req
351. I'm in a heated,
existential discussionCopy !req
352. with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.Copy !req
353. Is... Is something wrong, sir?Copy !req
354. Just think about it.Copy !req
355. We have it all.Copy !req
356. Yet, we have nothing.Copy !req
357. It's just too easy now.Copy !req
358. I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir.Copy !req
359. I mean, we did it, right?Copy !req
360. Well, you did it, sir.Copy !req
361. Yes, you've made that perfectly clear.Copy !req
362. Then why do I feel so... mel-on-choly.Copy !req
363. "Mel-on-choly"?Copy !req
364. - Unhappy.
- Well...Copy !req
365. What if tomorrow,Copy !req
366. we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi.Copy !req
367. That always seems to lift your spirits.Copy !req
368. Good idea, Minion.
But without him, what's the point?Copy !req
369. - "Him," sir?
- Nothing.Copy !req
370. OK, all right. We'll just...
that's something to consider...Copy !req
371. and... Well, I think I'll just
power down for a while then.Copy !req
372. He was always there for us. Dependable.Copy !req
373. Perhaps we took him for granted.
You know, maybe,Copy !req
374. we never really know how good
we have it until it's gone.Copy !req
375. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you.Copy !req
376. And I have just one question
for Megamind: Are you happy now?Copy !req
377. This is Roxanne Ritchi,
reporting from a city without a hero.Copy !req
378. Coming up next, are you ready to be
a slave army? What you need to know.Copy !req
379. And... wrap that up and give it
to a child on Christmas,Copy !req
380. - 'cause we're done.
- OK. See you tomorrow, Hal.Copy !req
381. Wait. Roxie, I'm having a party
at my house.Copy !req
382. It's gonna be, like,
off the hook, or whatever.Copy !req
383. You should come over.
I got a deejay,Copy !req
384. rented a bouncy house,
made a gallon of dip.Copy !req
385. It's gonna be sick.Copy !req
386. Oh. I... I don't know, Hal.Copy !req
387. I don't really feel like being
around a bunch of people.Copy !req
388. No, no, no, that's the best part.
It'll just be like you and me.Copy !req
389. Wow. That... that's certainly
very tempting, but...Copy !req
390. I did hire a wedding photographer.
That's just in case we were like,Copy !req
391. something crazy happened
and we wanted a picture of it.Copy !req
392. Like, maybe we should have this for,
like, ever. Like a memory, you know?Copy !req
393. I'm gonna pass.Copy !req
394. I have some work here
that I need to do, anyway.Copy !req
395. Cool. So Thursday? Soft Thursday?Copy !req
396. - Good night, Hal.
- That's a soft yes on Thursday.Copy !req
397. What's wrong with me?
Rented a bouncy house?Copy !req
398. Chicks don't like bouncy houses.Copy !req
399. They like clowns.Copy !req
400. Stupid van! You broke my finger!Copy !req
401. I've made a horrible mistake.Copy !req
402. I didn't mean to destroy you.Copy !req
403. I mean, I meant to destroy you,Copy !req
404. but I didn't think
it would really work.Copy !req
405. What are we supposed to do?Copy !req
406. Without you, evil is running rampant
through the streets.Copy !req
407. I'm so tired of running rampant
through the streets.Copy !req
408. What's the point of being badCopy !req
409. when there's no good
to try and stop you?Copy !req
410. Someone has to stop Megamind.Copy !req
411. - Hey, we're closing soon.
- You scared me.Copy !req
412. - Barry, right?
- Bernard.Copy !req
413. Bernard. I was just...
Well, I was talking to myself.Copy !req
414. You probably think
I'm a little bit nuts.Copy !req
415. I'm not allowed to insult
guests directly.Copy !req
416. Thank you. Just...
Bernard, I'll just be another minute.Copy !req
417. OK.Copy !req
418. Thanks.Copy !req
419. I had so many evil plans in the works.Copy !req
420. The illiteracy beam.Copy !req
421. Typhoon cheese.Copy !req
422. Robo-sheep.Copy !req
423. Battles we will now never have.Copy !req
424. You know,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.Copy !req
425. So it's good
that we have this time now.Copy !req
426. You know, before I destroy the place.Copy !req
427. Nothing personal, it just brings back
too many painful memories.Copy !req
428. Hello?Copy !req
429. - Hello?
- Roxanne.Copy !req
430. - That's a pretty tasteless costume.
- Costume?Copy !req
431. Megamind's head is not
that grossly exaggerated.Copy !req
432. And you even made a cheap replica
of his dehydration gun. How...Copy !req
433. Hello? Is someone there?Copy !req
434. Hello? Who's there?Copy !req
435. It's just you, Bernard.Copy !req
436. Yes. It's just me. Bernard.Copy !req
437. Well, thank you
for letting me stay.Copy !req
438. Look, I wouldn't stay here for more than
two minutes and 37 secondsCopy !req
439. if I were you. We're having
the walls and ceiling removed.Copy !req
440. Wow, that sounds like quite
the renovation.Copy !req
441. I guess I'll catch
a ride down with you then.Copy !req
442. I kept thinking he was gonna do
one of his last-minute escapes.Copy !req
443. Yeah. He was really good at those.Copy !req
444. Oh, if only the world had
a reset button.Copy !req
445. I've looked into the reset button.Copy !req
446. The science is impossible.Copy !req
447. Oh, Bernard...Copy !req
448. I didn't know you had... feelings.
Are you OK?Copy !req
449. Metro Man's gone. And now there's
no one left to challenge Megamind.Copy !req
450. Oh, come on, Bernard.Copy !req
451. As long as there's evil,
good will rise up against it.Copy !req
452. Oh, I wish.Copy !req
453. I believe someone is gonna stand up
to Megamind.Copy !req
454. - You really think so?
- Yeah. I mean, it's like they say,Copy !req
455. "Heroes aren't born, they're made."Copy !req
456. Heroes can be made. That's it!Copy !req
457. All you need are
the right ingredients.Copy !req
458. - Yeah. Bravery.
- Yes.Copy !req
459. - Strength.
- Of course.Copy !req
460. - Determination.
- Imperative!Copy !req
461. And a smidgen of DNA.
Oh, with that, anyone can be a hero!Copy !req
462. Yeah!Copy !req
463. I think we should run!Copy !req
464. Bye!Copy !req
465. Time to put the past behind us.Copy !req
466. Only the future...Copy !req
467. I'm too close!
I'm genuinely scared right now.Copy !req
468. I hope no one's seeing this!Copy !req
469. Create a hero? Wait, wait, what?
Why would you do that?Copy !req
470. So I have someone to fight.Copy !req
471. Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.Copy !req
472. A yin with no yang.Copy !req
473. A bullfighter with no bull to fight.Copy !req
474. In other words, I have no purpose.Copy !req
475. Now, ask me how I'm going to do it.
Go on! Ask!Copy !req
476. How are you gonna do it?Copy !req
477. I'm going to give someone...
I don't know who yet...Copy !req
478. Metro Man's powers.Copy !req
479. I'm going to train that someone
to become Metrocity's new hero.Copy !req
480. Over here! Follow!Copy !req
481. And then finally,
I'm going to fight that heroCopy !req
482. in an epic battle of good and evil.Copy !req
483. Which will put everything back
the way it was...Copy !req
484. when the world was
perfect and rosy.Copy !req
485. Behold, Minion, Metro Man's cape.Copy !req
486. Look closely. Tell me what you see.Copy !req
487. - Dandruff?
- Yes. It's his DNA.Copy !req
488. From this, we'll extract the source
of Metro Man's awesome power.Copy !req
489. Sir, I think this is a bad idea.Copy !req
490. Yes! This is a very wickedly bad idea
for the greater good of bad.Copy !req
491. But I'm saying this is
a kind of bad that...Copy !req
492. OK, you might think is good
in your bad perception,Copy !req
493. but from a good perception it...
it's just plain bad.Copy !req
494. Oh, you don't know
what's good for bad.Copy !req
495. Now, we have just one shot at this.Copy !req
496. We must find a suitable subject,
someone of noble heart and mind.Copy !req
497. Who puts the welfare of others
above their own.Copy !req
498. What on Earth is that?Copy !req
499. It seems to be emanating
from there, sir.Copy !req
500. Ollo.Copy !req
501. It's "Hello."Copy !req
502. Hello? Like that?Copy !req
503. - Bernard, it's Roxanne.
- It's Roxanne.Copy !req
504. I just wanted to thank you
for inspiring me the other day.Copy !req
505. - Oh, you inspired me too.
- Great!Copy !req
506. It's time we stood up to Megamind
and show him he can't push us around.Copy !req
507. Oh, really? She's so cute.Copy !req
508. I'm already hot on his trail.Copy !req
509. - And what gives you that idea?
- Sir?Copy !req
510. I just found his secret hideout.Copy !req
511. How did she find my hideout?Copy !req
512. How did you find his hideout?Copy !req
513. This is the only building in Metro City
with a fake observatory on the roof.Copy !req
514. OK. There's no way
she'll find the secret entrance.Copy !req
515. There's a doormat here
that says "Secrit Entrance"!Copy !req
516. - Minion!
- I kept forgetting where it was.Copy !req
517. She'll discover all our secrets!Copy !req
518. - Oh, no!
- You dim-witted creation of science!Copy !req
519. - What?
- What? Oh, no, not you, Roxanne.Copy !req
520. No, I was just yelling at my...
mother's urn.Copy !req
521. Don't do anything.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
522. Roxanne?Copy !req
523. Oh no, not again!Copy !req
524. Roxanne?Copy !req
525. I'm glad you're here.
Wait, how did you get here so fast?Copy !req
526. Well, I... I happened to be
speed walking nearby when you called.Copy !req
527. In a suit?Copy !req
528. It's called... formal speed walking,
but that's not important.Copy !req
529. I better take the lead.
This way looks exciting.Copy !req
530. No, it says "Exit."Copy !req
531. Which is the abbreviation
for "exciting," right?Copy !req
532. This is the mother lode!Copy !req
533. - Wow. Just look at this thing.
- Wow.Copy !req
534. You know, I really could use
your help in deciphering all this.Copy !req
535. - Really?
- You're an expertCopy !req
536. - on all things Megamind, right?
- Yes. Right.Copy !req
537. Together, we could figure out his plan
for the city and stop it.Copy !req
538. - Are you in?
- Oh, what fun!Copy !req
539. That's what I want to hear.Copy !req
540. Minion, Code: Send In The Brain-bots.Copy !req
541. You know,
the whole point of a code is...Copy !req
542. Oh, Code: Just Do It, Minion.Copy !req
543. Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!Copy !req
544. - It's me, you fools!
- Bernard!Copy !req
545. It's Daddy!Copy !req
546. Megamind.Copy !req
547. - What have you done with Bernard?
- Oh, Bernard? Oh, yes.Copy !req
548. I'm doing horrible things to that man.Copy !req
549. I don't want to get into it,
but lasers, spikes.Copy !req
550. No, please! No!
Not the lasers and the spikes!Copy !req
551. - You know the drill.
- Oh, no! Not the drill!Copy !req
552. - Let him go or...
- Or what?Copy !req
553. Or I'm gonna find out
what this weird-looking gun does.Copy !req
554. No, don't shoot! Don't shoot that gun!Copy !req
555. I'll just go get him.Copy !req
556. - Unhand me, you fiend!
- Never!Copy !req
557. His strength's too much!Copy !req
558. Oh, I work out!Copy !req
559. Well, it's really paying off!
You're so fit,Copy !req
560. and strangely charismatic.Copy !req
561. Are you OK?Copy !req
562. I did my best, but he's too fantastic.Copy !req
563. Here. Let me carry
that heavy gun for you.Copy !req
564. I got us covered.Copy !req
565. - Let go. It's mine!
- Bernard, run!Copy !req
566. Roxanne?Copy !req
567. - You're going to break it!
- Give it to me!Copy !req
568. Oh, no!Copy !req
569. Roxanne?Copy !req
570. Who on Earth is that?Copy !req
571. - Help!
- Roxanne!Copy !req
572. Bernard! You were right
about that door being exciting.Copy !req
573. - Intruder! Intruder!
- This way.Copy !req
574. Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!Copy !req
575. What are you doing?Copy !req
576. This'll stop them. Here!Copy !req
577. Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it?Copy !req
578. - Just throw it!
- Daddy's sorry.Copy !req
579. - Wow. That was really exciting.
- Yeah.Copy !req
580. - You were very strong in there.
- I know.Copy !req
581. I've never seen anyone but Metro Man
stand up to him like that.Copy !req
582. - What's going on?
- Hal, what happened?Copy !req
583. I think a bee flew up my nose.Copy !req
584. I was just about to make
my frontal assault to rescue you,Copy !req
585. but like 50 ninjas tried to attack me,
so I had to beat 'em all up,Copy !req
586. and I did, and I... They were all,
like, crying and stuff...Copy !req
587. - Wow, a brave one, isn't he?
- Who are you?Copy !req
588. Oh, thi... this is Bernard.
He's my partner.Copy !req
589. - Partner?
- Yes. Yes. Partner.Copy !req
590. Well, look, "partner," I'm her partner.
She doesn't know what she's saying.Copy !req
591. She's been through
a traumatic experience.Copy !req
592. I'd better take him home.
Thanks again, Bernard.Copy !req
593. I'll call you tomorrow, partner.Copy !req
594. Yeah, OK. I'd like that.Copy !req
595. That was weird for everybody,Copy !req
596. 'cause you accidentally hugged him
instead of me.Copy !req
597. Sir? Sir!Copy !req
598. Did You Find Out Who It Was?Copy !req
599. Get The Car.Copy !req
600. Right Away, Sir.Copy !req
601. - Bye-bye!
- See you tomorrow, Hal.Copy !req
602. I'll leave the door unlocked in case
you want to check on me later.Copy !req
603. Who is this man
we've infused with godlike power?Copy !req
604. Well, sir, his name's Hal Stewart.
He's 28 years old.Copy !req
605. No criminal record.
Actually no records at all.Copy !req
606. Apparently this man hasn't
accomplished anything.Copy !req
607. Not yet, Minion. Not... yet.Copy !req
608. Could this day get anymore fun-tastic?Copy !req
609. So, I will just go ahead and defuse him
since this is clearly a mistake.Copy !req
610. No, Minion! There's something
much more powerful at work here.Copy !req
611. This is no mistake. It's destiny.Copy !req
612. Hal Shtewart! Prepare for your destiny!Copy !req
613. Hal? Hal Shtewart?Copy !req
614. - Hey! In the bed!
- Am I saying it right?Copy !req
615. "Stewart."Copy !req
616. Is this a robbery?Copy !req
617. 'Cause the lady across the hall
has way better stuff than me.Copy !req
618. Oh, look, it's Hal Stewart.
Quick, the spray.Copy !req
619. All out.Copy !req
620. - Well, use the Forget-Me Stick.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
621. Just look at him.Copy !req
622. No, he doesn't look quite
the hero-type to me.Copy !req
623. Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.Copy !req
624. A potter couldn't ask for finer clay.Copy !req
625. I smell a hero.Copy !req
626. I smell something burning.Copy !req
627. I think it's working. Places! Places!Copy !req
628. Places! Places! Places.Copy !req
629. Do you have your disguise?Copy !req
630. What?Copy !req
631. Oh, you look fantastic.Copy !req
632. Rise my glorious creation.Copy !req
633. Rise, and come to Papa.Copy !req
634. - What's going on?
- Easy my child.Copy !req
635. - Who are you?
- I sent you to this planetCopy !req
636. to teach you about justice,
honor, and nobility.Copy !req
637. I am your father.Copy !req
638. So you're like my space dad?Copy !req
639. Yeah, I'm like your space dad.Copy !req
640. And you are what?Copy !req
641. I'm your space stepmom.Copy !req
642. I've had some
work done recently.Copy !req
643. Is this some kind of dream?Copy !req
644. This is a dream come true.Copy !req
645. You've been blessed
with unfathomable power.Copy !req
646. - What kind of power?
- Unfathomable.Copy !req
647. It's unf... without fathom.Copy !req
648. Yeah. We've come to guide youCopy !req
649. on your path
to be Metrocity's new heroCopy !req
650. and battle the super-genius
of Megamind.Copy !req
651. I know this is a lot to take in.Copy !req
652. It may take months
for you to come to grips.Copy !req
653. No freaking way!Copy !req
654. I wasn't finished.Copy !req
655. I'm gonna be a hero!Copy !req
656. I'm gonna be a hero!Copy !req
657. See, Minion, he's perfect!Copy !req
658. And... action!Copy !req
659. - Someone help me!
- I'm OK!Copy !req
660. You... Bad!Copy !req
661. Zap! Zap! Zap!Copy !req
662. The flames of my evil burn bright.Copy !req
663. Now you say something cool
back at me.Copy !req
664. Look. It doesn't even hurt.
Don't even feel it.Copy !req
665. No, no, no, no, no. Stomach down,
hands up. Like Metro Man.Copy !req
666. - Whoa! Wait!
- Watch out.Copy !req
667. He's hopeless. Hopeless!Copy !req
668. - Maybe we should change tactics.
- You think so?Copy !req
669. Oh, you know how boys are.Copy !req
670. They love video games.Copy !req
671. - I could throw a few parts together.
- Can't wait.Copy !req
672. LOL. Smiley face.Copy !req
673. Can't wait for what, sir?Copy !req
674. That was such a funny story.Copy !req
675. And brilliantly told, by the way.Copy !req
676. OK, now you tell one.Copy !req
677. Bernard, I never knew
you were so funny.Copy !req
678. And I never heard you laugh before.Copy !req
679. Yeah, it's been a while.
Feels pretty good.Copy !req
680. And action.Copy !req
681. Gotcha!Copy !req
682. - You don't get out much, do you?
- Oh, what fun!Copy !req
683. I used to come here
with my mother when I was a kid.Copy !req
684. It was one of my favorite things to do.Copy !req
685. Now look at it. It's a dump.Copy !req
686. Why are we cleaning up the city, sir?Copy !req
687. Well, we don't want to battle
our new hero in a dump now, do we?Copy !req
688. They're all back. But how? Why?Copy !req
689. Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.Copy !req
690. That's it.Copy !req
691. Be free, my beautiful dove!Copy !req
692. OK, OK.Copy !req
693. Metro Man and I were never a couple.Copy !req
694. - But I thought you two were...
- I know. Everybody did.Copy !req
695. It's just...
Well, he was never really my type.Copy !req
696. Really?Copy !req
697. OK, now you tell me something.Copy !req
698. Something you've never told anyone.Copy !req
699. Well, in sh... school...Copy !req
700. none of the other kids
really liked me.Copy !req
701. I was always the last one picked
for everything.Copy !req
702. It's too bad that we didn't go
to the same school.Copy !req
703. Hal, I think you're ready for this.Copy !req
704. - Do I have a son?
- No.Copy !req
705. You make me laugh.Copy !req
706. It stretches. It's for you.Copy !req
707. Hey, what's the T stand for?Copy !req
708. Titan.Copy !req
709. "Titan"?
What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
710. It was the only name
I could trademark.Copy !req
711. Do you have someone special
in your life, Hal?Copy !req
712. No, not yet. But... there's this
really, really good-looking oneCopy !req
713. I've got my eye on currently.Copy !req
714. That's very good.Copy !req
715. - Romance is very inspiring.
- That's what I hear.Copy !req
716. All you have to do is
save her and she'll be yours.Copy !req
717. - Who wants churros?
- I do!Copy !req
718. - I do, yeah. Thanks, Space Stepmom.
- Churros all the way around.Copy !req
719. On the count of three,
unsheathe your churro.Copy !req
720. One, two, three!Copy !req
721. To Titan!Copy !req
722. Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind,
and the city will know your name.Copy !req
723. the city's parks restored
to their original glory,Copy !req
724. the streets the safest they've been,
the banks reopened.Copy !req
725. Has something happened to Megamind?Copy !req
726. Has someone tamed this monster?Copy !req
727. This is Roxanne Ritchi,
cautiously optimistic,Copy !req
728. and pleasantly confused.Copy !req
729. Well, you seem
in a very good mood tonight, sir.Copy !req
730. Oh, yes. How long is
this going to take, Minion?Copy !req
731. Just a few alterations, sir,
and I will be doneCopy !req
732. with your most terrifying cape yet!Copy !req
733. I'm calling it...Copy !req
734. the Black Mamba...Copy !req
735. Black Mamba. Perfect.Copy !req
736. Gosh, I am running late.
I have to go.Copy !req
737. What? Where...
Where are you going, sir?Copy !req
738. We have our debut battle
with Titan tomorrow morning.Copy !req
739. We haven't even tested
your big battle suit yet.Copy !req
740. You attend to the details, Minion.
I have to... run a quick errand.Copy !req
741. You don't run errands.Copy !req
742. - What's going on here?
- What?Copy !req
743. Oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
744. Are you wearing
Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme?Copy !req
745. It's just my natural musk.
Now, where are the car keys?Copy !req
746. This is about Ms. Ritchi,
isn't it?Copy !req
747. You're going on a date with her.Copy !req
748. No, my main man.
Get out of town.Copy !req
749. Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
You've fallen in love with her.Copy !req
750. You are forgetting your place, Minion.
Now give me the keys.Copy !req
751. What happens when Roxanne
finds out who you really are?Copy !req
752. She will never find out.
That's the point of lying.Copy !req
753. Honestly, if I didn't know
any better,Copy !req
754. I'd think this was
your first day of being evil.Copy !req
755. No!Copy !req
756. This has gone far enough!Copy !req
757. Oh, that was really grown-up!Copy !req
758. Sir, sir, please.
It's for your own good.Copy !req
759. Oh, what do you know?Copy !req
760. I may not know much,
but I do know this:Copy !req
761. The bad guy doesn't get the girl.Copy !req
762. Maybe I don't want to be
the bad guy anymore.Copy !req
763. You heard me!Copy !req
764. Who are you?Copy !req
765. - Now, give me the keys!
- No!Copy !req
766. My sole purpose in life is
to look after you.Copy !req
767. Well, I don't need you
to look after me.Copy !req
768. What are you s... What are you saying?
You don't need me?Copy !req
769. Let me make it clear.
I Don't Need You.Copy !req
770. You know what? You know what?Copy !req
771. I'll Just Pack My Thing And Go!Copy !req
772. - Code: Fine!
- Code: Fine Back!Copy !req
773. - Well, good luck on your date!
- I will!Copy !req
774. - That doesn't even make any sense!
- I know!Copy !req
775. I know I am so close. I can feel it.Copy !req
776. OK, OK. I just have
to take a step back.Copy !req
777. Wait a minute.Copy !req
778. "Titan."Copy !req
779. - What's a Titan?
- My super-ears are burning.Copy !req
780. I usually just hear criminals.
You haven't been naughty, have you?Copy !req
781. I'm totally messing with you.
I'm totally messing with you.Copy !req
782. - The name's Titan.
- Titan.Copy !req
783. Your very own heroic guardian
of pure awesome.Copy !req
784. What's your name? Just kidding.
I know everything about you.Copy !req
785. And I...
And I brought some flowers.Copy !req
786. Didn't know what you liked, so I
just grabbed, you know, all of them.Copy !req
787. OK. You don't like flowers?
OK, forget the flowers.Copy !req
788. What do you want?Copy !req
789. Thought maybe we could go
for a little flight around town.Copy !req
790. Get to know each other first.Copy !req
791. This must be
very thrilling for you.Copy !req
792. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
793. Oh, am I moving too fast?
You're probably right.Copy !req
794. I should just rescue you a few times
before we get all romantic.Copy !req
795. Saved ya.Copy !req
796. You are lucky to have
such a great hero here.Copy !req
797. - Don't you ever...
- Oh, no! Somebody do something!Copy !req
798. Oh, right, right, duh.
I gotcha. I gotcha.Copy !req
799. That was a close one.
You almost died,Copy !req
800. - but I saved you.
- Building!Copy !req
801. Gotcha! I'm sorry.
What were you saying?Copy !req
802. I couldn't hear you over the sound
of me saving your life.Copy !req
803. Put me down! Right now!Copy !req
804. OK, all right. All right, hold on.Copy !req
805. Are you crazy?Copy !req
806. I suppose I'm a,
I'm a little crazy, about you.Copy !req
807. Who are you, really?Copy !req
808. Oh, right. Well, prepare to have
your mind blown, little lady.Copy !req
809. - Ta-da.
- Hal?Copy !req
810. Yeah. Isn't this great?
Now there's nothing keeping us apart.Copy !req
811. - No. It's not great.
- Wow. Our first fight.Copy !req
812. This is so us.
We're like an old married couple.Copy !req
813. Look, there is no "us," OK?
There will never be an "us."Copy !req
814. But... I have powers.Copy !req
815. I have a cape. I'm the good guy.Copy !req
816. You are a good guy, Hal,
but you don't understand.Copy !req
817. - We need to find out why...
- No, no. This...Copy !req
818. - Hal, just take a deep breath
- This isn't right!Copy !req
819. - And listen to me for a moment.
- You're supposed to be with me!Copy !req
820. I'm trying to warn you, Hal.Copy !req
821. It's Titan!
It's Titan, not Hal!Copy !req
822. - Bernard.
- Roxanne.Copy !req
823. - Sorry I'm late.
- Wow, your hair looks exciting.Copy !req
824. Not the only exciting development
of the night.Copy !req
825. Megamind's created a new hero,
and I know why.Copy !req
826. It all makes sense now.
He missed getting his butt kicked,Copy !req
827. so he created a new heroCopy !req
828. - to kick it for him.
- Yeah.Copy !req
829. But why would he pick Hal?Copy !req
830. Hal is the worst possible person
you could pick.Copy !req
831. Wow. That's a lot to take in.Copy !req
832. It boggles my mind.Copy !req
833. I am extremely boggled.
You know, I'm sure we'll getCopy !req
834. to the bottom
of who's kicking whose butt.Copy !req
835. But in the meantime,
let's enjoy each other's company.Copy !req
836. I'm sorry, Bernard,
of course, you're right.Copy !req
837. You know, I could use a breather.Copy !req
838. To Bernard,Copy !req
839. for being the only normal thing
in my crazy, upside-down world.Copy !req
840. To... being normal.Copy !req
841. - Roxanne?
- Yes?Copy !req
842. Say I wasn't so normal.Copy !req
843. Let's say I was bald
and had the complexion of,Copy !req
844. of a popular primary color,
as a random, nonspecific example.Copy !req
845. - Would you still enjoy my company?
- Of course!Copy !req
846. You don't judge a book by its cover
or a person from the outside.Copy !req
847. That's a relief to hear.Copy !req
848. You judge them based on their actions.Copy !req
849. Well, that seems kind of petty,
don't you think?Copy !req
850. What? What?Copy !req
851. Don't look at me!
Just a technical glitch!Copy !req
852. Don't look yet!
Well, never mind that.Copy !req
853. OK.Copy !req
854. Where were we?Copy !req
855. - You...
- Now, now, hold on.Copy !req
856. You!Copy !req
857. I can explain!Copy !req
858. What about everything you just said?Copy !req
859. About judging a book by its cover?Copy !req
860. Well, let's take a look
at the contents then, shall we?Copy !req
861. You destroyed Metro Man,
you took over the city,Copy !req
862. and then, you actually got me
to care about you!Copy !req
863. Why are you so evil?
Tricking me?Copy !req
864. What could you possibly hope to gain?Copy !req
865. Wait a minute.
I don't believe this.Copy !req
866. Do you really think
that I would ever be with you?Copy !req
867. No.Copy !req
868. OK, Minion! You were right!Copy !req
869. I was... less right!Copy !req
870. We should stick
to what we're good at... being bad.Copy !req
871. Minion?Copy !req
872. You there!Copy !req
873. Yeah, you.Copy !req
874. Bring out the Black Mamba.Copy !req
875. OK, Titan.
It's time to go down in style.Copy !req
876. I hear there's a new hero
who dares challenge my evil.Copy !req
877. Where is the one they call Titan?Copy !req
878. Challenge me if you dare!Copy !req
879. Oh no. We're gonna crash!Copy !req
880. This is embarrassing.Copy !req
881. Of all the inconsiderate,
bone-headed...Copy !req
882. irresponsible, rude...Copy !req
883. Unprofessional, that's what this is!Copy !req
884. Would Metro Man have kept me waiting?Copy !req
885. Of course not! He was a pro!Copy !req
886. Hey, Megamind!
You're actually the guy I want to see.Copy !req
887. Also, there's a door here.Copy !req
888. Do you have any idea
how long I waited for you?Copy !req
889. No, no, no, I totally understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
890. Could you just, just shut up for one
second. I'm trying to beat this level.Copy !req
891. Were you even planning
on showing up?Copy !req
892. What's this?Copy !req
893. Where did you get all this stuff?Copy !req
894. It doesn't belong to me.Copy !req
895. - You stole it?
- Pretty cool, right?Copy !req
896. - No, no, no, no! You're a hero!
- Being a hero is for losers!Copy !req
897. It's work, work, work,
24/7, and for what?Copy !req
898. I only took the gig to get the girl,Copy !req
899. and it turns out Roxanne
doesn't want anything to do with me.Copy !req
900. - Roxanne Ritchi?
- Yeah! Roxanne Ritchi!Copy !req
901. I saw her having dinner
and making googly eyesCopy !req
902. at some intellectual dweeb!Copy !req
903. Who needs all that noise?Copy !req
904. That's why I think we should team up.Copy !req
905. You... Wait... What?Copy !req
906. With my power,
and your big-headedness,Copy !req
907. - we could rule the city!
- You want to team up?Copy !req
908. I even drew up
some new costume designs, see?Copy !req
909. - Costume designs?
- You'd be the brains,Copy !req
910. so you'd get a little brain,Copy !req
911. wearing glasses on your costume,
or something.Copy !req
912. And since I'm the cool one,
I'd have, like,Copy !req
913. two tanks swordfighting...Copy !req
914. I can't believe you.Copy !req
915. All your gifts, all your powers,Copy !req
916. and you... you squander them
for your own personal gain.Copy !req
917. - Yes!
- No! I'm the villain!Copy !req
918. You're the good guy!
I do something bad,Copy !req
919. and you come and get me!
That's why I created you.Copy !req
920. Yeah, right. You're nuts.
Space Dad told me...Copy !req
921. Look, I'm your space dad!Copy !req
922. You should be more like Metro Man.Copy !req
923. - You tricked me?
- Oh, don't like that?Copy !req
924. Well, there's more.Copy !req
925. I'm also the intellectual dweeb
dating Roxanne.Copy !req
926. - No.
- And we were smooching up a storm!Copy !req
927. When I get my hands on you,
I'm gonna...Copy !req
928. Yes! Yes, I know!
Bring me to justice.Copy !req
929. Oh God, how I've missed this.Copy !req
930. And the hero strikes the first blow.Copy !req
931. But evil returns with a backhand!Copy !req
932. Yes!Copy !req
933. Come out, you little freak!Copy !req
934. I want to see what that big brain
looks like on the pavement!Copy !req
935. You fell for the oldest
evil trick in the book!Copy !req
936. You little blue twerp!Copy !req
937. En garde!Copy !req
938. Oh, now that's the spirit!Copy !req
939. Parry! Thrust! Parry again!Copy !req
940. Now it's time for some witty
back and forth banter!Copy !req
941. You go first!Copy !req
942. OK! Look, I'm not sure
where to go with that!Copy !req
943. This one's for stealing
my girlfriend!Copy !req
944. This one's for Space Dad making
a fool out of me!Copy !req
945. And, Megamind, this one's
for Space Stepmom! You lied to her!Copy !req
946. Well done. I thought
that battle went really, really well.Copy !req
947. - I mean, I have a few notes.
- Notes?Copy !req
948. But they can wait.
You can take me to jail now.Copy !req
949. Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking
more like the morgue. You're dead!Copy !req
950. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This isn't how you play the game.Copy !req
951. Game over.Copy !req
952. Brain-bots!Copy !req
953. I'm calling time out!Copy !req
954. Time out? Time out! Time out!Copy !req
955. Brain-bots,
initiate the fail-safe.Copy !req
956. Guess what, Buster Brown?
It's made from copper.Copy !req
957. You're powerless against it.Copy !req
958. It's the very same metal used
to defeat... Metro Man?Copy !req
959. You should stop comparing me
to Metro Man!Copy !req
960. You can run, Megamind,
but you can't hide!Copy !req
961. We're saved! We're saved!Copy !req
962. What's your name, new hero?Copy !req
963. - It's Titan.
- Thank you!Copy !req
964. Thank you! Titan has freed us!Copy !req
965. Oh, I wouldn't say "free."
More like under new management.Copy !req
966. - What do you want?
- Titan's turned evil.Copy !req
967. Congratulations. Another one of your
genius plans has backfired on you.Copy !req
968. And why did my doorman let you up?Copy !req
969. Carlos.Copy !req
970. Please, Roxanne, no. No.
I need your help.Copy !req
971. Why do you need my help?Copy !req
972. Because you're
the smartest person I know.Copy !req
973. But you can't hide here.Copy !req
974. The copper should have worked.
Why didn't the copper work?Copy !req
975. The copper worked
perfectly well last time.Copy !req
976. Copper? You're not making any sense.Copy !req
977. Look, if we don't find
Titan's weakness,Copy !req
978. he'll destroy the whole city.Copy !req
979. - OK, how can I help?
- We need to find answers.Copy !req
980. You knew Metro Man best.
Did he have a hideout? A cave?Copy !req
981. A solitary fortress of some kind?
Anything that would give us clues.Copy !req
982. Well... there is one place I know.Copy !req
983. You gave him these powers.
Can't you just take them away?Copy !req
984. I can't. I lost my defuser gun
when I misplaced the invisible car.Copy !req
985. The night you dumped me. Alone.
In the rain.Copy !req
986. Did you ever look back?Copy !req
987. - No!
- My giant blue head!Copy !req
988. I guess we're here.Copy !req
989. So, this is where he hid it.Copy !req
990. After all these years.
My old shoolhouse.Copy !req
991. You know, I think there's an apology
in order for the other night.Copy !req
992. OK, that would be nice,
but make it quick.Copy !req
993. We have much more
pressing matters to deal with.Copy !req
994. Wow. I can't believe
he kept all this stuff.Copy !req
995. I remember when he wore that.Copy !req
996. - Shouldn't we try to stay focused here?
- Yes, of course. Right. Focused.Copy !req
997. Hey. Come over and look at this.Copy !req
998. What is it? What did you find?Copy !req
999. Look.Copy !req
1000. This glass has ice cubes in it.Copy !req
1001. Yes, that's what happens
when water gets cold.Copy !req
1002. No, what I'm saying is,
don't you think it's a little oddCopy !req
1003. that the ice hasn't melted yet?Copy !req
1004. One of life's great mysteries.Copy !req
1005. Hey.Copy !req
1006. We now have confirmed reports.Copy !req
1007. Titan, first thought to be
this city's new hero, has turned evil.Copy !req
1008. The city has never seen
this level of destruction.Copy !req
1009. If only Metro Man were still alive.Copy !req
1010. - You're alive?
- You're alive.Copy !req
1011. - I'm alive.
- But I, we...Copy !req
1012. We saw your skeleton!
You were dead!Copy !req
1013. Are you a ghost?Copy !req
1014. There had better be
an amazing explanation for this.Copy !req
1015. Speak, apparition.Copy !req
1016. OK. OK, OK, OK.Copy !req
1017. You both deserve the truth.Copy !req
1018. It all started
back at the observatory.Copy !req
1019. Roxanne was kidnapped.
I was gonna stop you.Copy !req
1020. My head wasn't in the game that day.Copy !req
1021. We were kind
of going through the motions.Copy !req
1022. So... using my super-speed,Copy !req
1023. I decided to go clear my head.Copy !req
1024. Fire!Copy !req
1025. Then I realized,Copy !req
1026. we had done this same silly charade
our entire lives.Copy !req
1027. I tried to get my mind off
how I was feeling,Copy !req
1028. but I just felt stuck.Copy !req
1029. I began to realize,
despite all my powers,Copy !req
1030. each and every citizen of Metro
had something I didn't: A choice.Copy !req
1031. Ever since I can remember, I've always
had to be what the city wanted me to be.Copy !req
1032. But what about what I wanted to do?Copy !req
1033. Then it suddenly hit me.Copy !req
1034. I do have a choice.Copy !req
1035. I can be whatever I want to be.Copy !req
1036. No one said this hero thing had to be
a lifetime gig.Copy !req
1037. You can't just quit, either.Copy !req
1038. That's when I got the brilliant idea...
to fake my death.Copy !req
1039. Copper drains my powers.Copy !req
1040. Your weakness is copper?Copy !req
1041. Once your death ray hit,
I'd never felt so alive.Copy !req
1042. So I borrowed a prop
from a nearby nursing school.Copy !req
1043. Metro Man was finally dead.Copy !req
1044. And Music Man was born!Copy !req
1045. - Music Man?
- That way I could keep my logo.Copy !req
1046. - 'Cause of wha?
- Come again?Copy !req
1047. I was finally free to get in touch
with my true power...Copy !req
1048. weaving lyrical magic.Copy !req
1049. Check this out.Copy !req
1050. I have eyes that can seeCopy !req
1051. Right through lead...Copy !req
1052. - You're horrible!
- Granted, you have talent.Copy !req
1053. But there's a madman
out there destroying our... your city.Copy !req
1054. How could you do this?Copy !req
1055. The people of this city relied on you,
and you deserted them!Copy !req
1056. You left us in the hands of him!Copy !req
1057. - No offense.
- No, I'm with you.Copy !req
1058. Look, we need your help.Copy !req
1059. I'm sorry. I really am.Copy !req
1060. I'm done.Copy !req
1061. You know, little buddy,
there's a yin for every yang.Copy !req
1062. If there's bad,
good will rise up against it.Copy !req
1063. It's taken me a long time
to find my calling.Copy !req
1064. Now it's about time you find yours.Copy !req
1065. Hey, who needs him?Copy !req
1066. We can beat Titan ourselves.Copy !req
1067. I say we go back to the evil lair,
grab some ray guns,Copy !req
1068. hold him sideways,
and just go all gangsta on him.Copy !req
1069. We can't.Copy !req
1070. So that's it? You're just giving up?Copy !req
1071. I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day,
I don't fly off into the sunset,Copy !req
1072. and I don't get the girl.Copy !req
1073. I'm going home.Copy !req
1074. Unless someone comes
to our aid soon, all may be lost.Copy !req
1075. Thousands have already fled the city
in a mass exodus.Copy !req
1076. Remaining citizens are warned
to stay indoors until further notice.Copy !req
1077. Authorities have issued a warningCopy !req
1078. to stay out of the downtown area
at all costs.Copy !req
1079. Hal!Copy !req
1080. Hal!Copy !req
1081. Let me guess.
After seeing how awesome I am,Copy !req
1082. you've finally come to your senses?
Well, I'm over you.Copy !req
1083. - I've come to stop you, Hal.
- You? Oh, wow.Copy !req
1084. OK, what are you gonna do,
report me to death?Copy !req
1085. I was going to try reasoning with you.Copy !req
1086. You and I, we worked together
for a long time. I know you.Copy !req
1087. You don't know me.
You never took the time to know me.Copy !req
1088. This is the first time
we've hung out socially,Copy !req
1089. and it's when
I'm about to destroy the city!Copy !req
1090. I want to talk to the real Hal.Copy !req
1091. I want to talk to the guy
who loved being a cameraman,Copy !req
1092. and eating dip, and being a nerd,Copy !req
1093. and being not as scary
as the Tighten Hal.Copy !req
1094. Too late!Copy !req
1095. interrupting our scheduled...Copy !req
1096. extraordinary events
taking place...Copy !req
1097. Heat in the valley and...Copy !req
1098. Megamind!Copy !req
1099. You and I have
some unfinished business.Copy !req
1100. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower.Copy !req
1101. Oh, and just
so you don't get cold feet...Copy !req
1102. Roxanne.Copy !req
1103. Come on, Roxie, call for your hero
to come rescue you.Copy !req
1104. Megamind, I don't even know
if you're listening, but if you are,Copy !req
1105. you can't give up.Copy !req
1106. The Megamind I knew
would never have run from a fight,Copy !req
1107. even when he knew he had
absolutely no chance of winning.Copy !req
1108. It was your best quality.Copy !req
1109. You need to be that guy right now.Copy !req
1110. The city needs you.Copy !req
1111. I need you.Copy !req
1112. Roxanne.Copy !req
1113. You have one hour.Copy !req
1114. Don't keep me waiting.Copy !req
1115. Warden! Warden! Listen to me!
You have to let me go!Copy !req
1116. Tighten has to be stopped!Copy !req
1117. Sorry, Megamind.
You still have 88 life sentences to go.Copy !req
1118. Plenty of time to reflect
on what you've done.Copy !req
1119. Did you want to hear me say it?
I'll say it.Copy !req
1120. Here it is,
from the blackest part of my heart.Copy !req
1121. I am sorry!Copy !req
1122. Not buying it.Copy !req
1123. I don't blame you.Copy !req
1124. I've terrorized this city
countless times.Copy !req
1125. Created a hero
who's turned out to be a villain.Copy !req
1126. I lied to Roxanne, and...Copy !req
1127. my best friend Minion,
I treated like dirt.Copy !req
1128. Please don't make this city...Copy !req
1129. don't make Roxanne
pay for my wrongdoings.Copy !req
1130. Apology accepted.Copy !req
1131. Oh, Minion, you fantastic fish, you.Copy !req
1132. What are we waiting for?
We'd better get going.Copy !req
1133. You got me.Copy !req
1134. - Good luck, fellas!
- We're gonna die!Copy !req
1135. Wait, what?Copy !req
1136. Hey, Metro losers.
This is Metro Tower.Copy !req
1137. They say it's supposed to be
a symbol of our city's strength.Copy !req
1138. But for me,
it's a reminder of the dayCopy !req
1139. this woman ferociously ripped
out my heart. And I hate reminders!Copy !req
1140. Help!Copy !req
1141. Please don't do this. I know
there's still good in you, Hal.Copy !req
1142. You're so naive, Roxie.Copy !req
1143. You see the good in everybody,
even when it's not there.Copy !req
1144. You're living a fantasy.Copy !req
1145. There is no Easter Bunny,
there is no Tooth Fairy,Copy !req
1146. and there is no Queen of England.Copy !req
1147. This is the real world,
and you need to wake up!Copy !req
1148. You dare challenge Megamind?Copy !req
1149. This town isn't big enough
for two super-villains!Copy !req
1150. Oh, you're a villain all right!
Just not a super one!Copy !req
1151. Yeah? What's the difference?Copy !req
1152. Presentation!Copy !req
1153. - I knew you'd come back.
- Well, that made one of us.Copy !req
1154. - What's the plan?
- Well, it mostly involves not dying.Copy !req
1155. I like that plan.Copy !req
1156. Building!Copy !req
1157. Go faster!
Make this thing go faster!Copy !req
1158. I can't control it!Copy !req
1159. No.Copy !req
1160. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
1161. Looks like there's
only one loose end now.Copy !req
1162. Please, let's have a little respect
for public transportation.Copy !req
1163. You came back!Copy !req
1164. You were right, Roxanne.
I never should have left.Copy !req
1165. I... I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1166. My death was... greatly exaggerated.Copy !req
1167. So, you're the punk I've heard about.Copy !req
1168. I'm sorry.
I did the best I could.Copy !req
1169. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
1170. Minion?Copy !req
1171. Surprise!Copy !req
1172. He's the real hero.Copy !req
1173. Megamind.Copy !req
1174. Going somewhere?Copy !req
1175. Besides jail?Copy !req
1176. No, not in the face, man. Please.Copy !req
1177. If you know what's good for you,
Tighten, you'll stay out of Metrocity!Copy !req
1178. - You got it!
- For good!Copy !req
1179. Pretty sneaky, sis.Copy !req
1180. But there's only one person I know
who calls this town "Metrocity."Copy !req
1181. You.Copy !req
1182. Bet you think it's really funny?Copy !req
1183. Let's all laugh
at the really cool guy?Copy !req
1184. Well, you're not gonna be laughing
for long.Copy !req
1185. The invisible car.Copy !req
1186. Hey! Remember that night
that I dumped you?Copy !req
1187. You're bringing this up now?Copy !req
1188. Well, I did look back!Copy !req
1189. You did? You did?Copy !req
1190. Yes! And you should look back
right now!Copy !req
1191. Oh, I get it!Copy !req
1192. This is the last time
you make a fool out of me!Copy !req
1193. I made you a hero.Copy !req
1194. You did the fool thing
all by yourself.Copy !req
1195. You're so pathetic.Copy !req
1196. No matter what side you're on,
you're always the loser.Copy !req
1197. There's a benefit to losing.Copy !req
1198. You get to learn from your mistakes.Copy !req
1199. Oh, you've got to be kidding me!Copy !req
1200. Minion, if I live, I will kill you.Copy !req
1201. Enjoy your flight!Copy !req
1202. Megamind!Copy !req
1203. So this is how it ends.Copy !req
1204. Normally, I'd chalk this up
to my last glorious failure.Copy !req
1205. But not today.Copy !req
1206. What can I say?
Old habits die hard.Copy !req
1207. Say bye-bye, Roxie.Copy !req
1208. Ollo.Copy !req
1209. The thing about bad guys,
they always lose!Copy !req
1210. - You did it. You won.
- Well...Copy !req
1211. I finally had a reason to win. You.Copy !req
1212. Minion!Copy !req
1213. Can't see. It's cold and... warm,
and dark and light.Copy !req
1214. It's me, Minion. I'm right here.Copy !req
1215. We've had a lot of adventures together,
you and I.Copy !req
1216. We have, Minion.Copy !req
1217. I mean... most of them
ended in horrible failure,Copy !req
1218. but we won today. Didn't we, sir?Copy !req
1219. Yes, Minion, we did it.
Thanks to you.Copy !req
1220. We're The Good Guys Now.Copy !req
1221. I Guess We Are.Copy !req
1222. Oh, oh, oh, I'm going!
I think this, this is it!Copy !req
1223. I'm going... going far...Copy !req
1224. What a drama queen.Copy !req
1225. You know, I'm feeling much better now.
I guess I just needed a swim.Copy !req
1226. He had you, didn't he?Copy !req
1227. Classic Minion.
Don't give me that face.Copy !req
1228. He reels you in with that little face.Copy !req
1229. - Look at that face.
- We did it!Copy !req
1230. We did it!Copy !req
1231. - Fist pump!
- You did it!Copy !req
1232. We won, we won, we won!Copy !req
1233. Get back, you savages!Copy !req
1234. Sorry! Sorry. He's just not used
to positive feedback.Copy !req
1235. Funny, I guess destiny is
not the path given to us...Copy !req
1236. but the path
we choose for ourselves.Copy !req
1237. All right, put your hands in the air.Copy !req
1238. Now hand over your wallets.Copy !req
1239. I'm just kidding!Copy !req
1240. Just kidding!Copy !req
1241. I have to admit,
being good has its perks.Copy !req
1242. You know, you look
pretty good in white.Copy !req
1243. Megamind, if you plea...Copy !req
1244. Hey. My kid can't see.Copy !req
1245. Sorry, my friend.Copy !req
1246. Way to go, little buddy.
I knew he had it in him.Copy !req
1247. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1248. Megamind, defender of Metro City!Copy !req
1249. You know,
I like the sound of that.Copy !req
1250. Hit it!Copy !req
1251. Megamind! Megamind!
Megamind! Megamind!Copy !req
1252. I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right. Yeah!Copy !req
1253. Sir, you really need to empty
your pockets more often.Copy !req
1254. This has been the worst day
of my entire life.Copy !req
1255. No worries.Copy !req