1. Here's my day, so far.Copy !req
2. Went to jail, lost the girl of my
dreams and got my butt kicked.Copy !req
3. Pretty good.Copy !req
4. Still, things could be a lot worse.Copy !req
5. Oh, that's right, I'm falling
to my death.Copy !req
6. Guess they can't.Copy !req
7. How did it all come
to this, you ask?Copy !req
8. My end starts at the beginning.Copy !req
9. The very beginning.Copy !req
10. Yes, that's me.Copy !req
11. I had a fairly standard childhood.Copy !req
12. I came from what you might call,
a broken home.Copy !req
13. Literally, broken.Copy !req
14. I was eight days old and still living
with my parents.Copy !req
15. How sad is that?Copy !req
16. Clearly it was time to move on.Copy !req
17. Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you.Copy !req
18. And here is your binkie.Copy !req
19. You are destined for...Copy !req
20. I didn't quite hear that last part.Copy !req
21. But it sounded important.Copy !req
22. Destined for, what?Copy !req
23. I set out to find my destiny.Copy !req
24. Turns out a kid from the Blaupunkt
quadrant had the exact same idea.Copy !req
25. That was the day I met,
Mr. Goody-two-shoes.Copy !req
26. And our glorious rivalry,
was born!Copy !req
27. Could this be what I was destined for?Copy !req
28. A dream life filled with luxury?Copy !req
29. Apparently not.Copy !req
30. Even fate picks its favorites.Copy !req
31. No big deal.Copy !req
32. A much different fate awaited me.Copy !req
33. A baby.Copy !req
34. How thoughtful.Copy !req
35. Oh yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you.Copy !req
36. Luckily I found a lovely little
place to call home.Copy !req
37. Can we keep it?Copy !req
38. A place that taught me the
differences between right...Copy !req
39. and wrong.Copy !req
40. Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand,Copy !req
41. had life handed to him on a silver platter.Copy !req
42. Our baby can fly.Copy !req
43. Yes, yes. Nothing but the best for you, Darling.Copy !req
44. The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair.Copy !req
45. But I had something far, far greater,Copy !req
46. My amazing intellect.Copy !req
47. A knack for building objects of mayhem.Copy !req
48. After a few years, and with some time
off for good behavior.Copy !req
49. I was given an opportunity to better
myself through learning.Copy !req
50. At a strange place called shh-ool.Copy !req
51. It was there that I once again ran into
Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.Copy !req
52. He had already amassed a gigantic army of
soft-headed groupies.Copy !req
53. He bought their affections with showmanship,
and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.Copy !req
54. So I too would make this 'popped-corn'
and win over those mindless dregs.Copy !req
55. Lights out!Copy !req
56. That's when I learned a very hard lesson.Copy !req
57. Good receives all the praise and adulation.Copy !req
58. While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.Copy !req
59. So a fitting end wasn't really an option.Copy !req
60. While they were learning the itsy
bitsy spider.Copy !req
61. I learned how to dehydrate
animate objects.Copy !req
62. and rehydrate them at will.Copy !req
63. Some day's it felt like it was just me and Minion,
against the world.Copy !req
64. No matter how hard I tried.Copy !req
65. I was always the odd man out.Copy !req
66. The last one picked.Copy !req
67. The screw-up, the black sheep.Copy !req
68. The bad boy.Copy !req
69. Was this my destiny?Copy !req
70. Wait! Maybe it was.Copy !req
71. Being bad is the one thing
I'm good at.Copy !req
72. Then it hit me.Copy !req
73. If I was the bad boy.Copy !req
74. Then I was going to be the baddest
boy of them all.Copy !req
75. I was destined to be a super villain.Copy !req
76. And we were destined to be rivals.Copy !req
77. The die had been cast.Copy !req
78. And so began an enduring epic,
life long career.Copy !req
79. And I loved it.Copy !req
80. Our battles quickly got more elaborate.Copy !req
81. He would win some, I would almost
win others.Copy !req
82. He took the name, Metro Man.Copy !req
83. Defender of Montrosity.Copy !req
84. I decided to pick something a
little more humble.Copy !req
85. Megamind.Copy !req
86. Incredibly handsome criminal genius,
and master of all villainy.Copy !req
87. Read on your own time. Open up.Copy !req
88. BOO!Copy !req
89. Oh, good morning, Warden.Copy !req
90. Great news, I'm a changed man.Copy !req
91. And I'm ready to re-enter society
as a solid citizen.Copy !req
92. You're a villain, and you'll always
be a villain.Copy !req
93. You'll never change.Copy !req
94. And you'll never leave.Copy !req
95. - You're fun.
- You got a present in the mail.Copy !req
96. Is it a puppy?Copy !req
97. From Metro Man. To count every second
of your 85 life sentences.Copy !req
98. That's funny, never thought Metro Man
was the gloating type.Copy !req
99. Oh but he does have nice taste.Copy !req
100. I think I'll keep it.Copy !req
101. Any chance you could give me the time?Copy !req
102. I don't want to be late for the opening
of the Metro Man museum.Copy !req
103. Oh no, looks like you're
gonna miss it.Copy !req
104. By several thousand years.Copy !req
105. Oh, am I?Copy !req
106. Happy Metro Man day, Metro City.Copy !req
107. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where
we're here to honor a beautiful man.Copy !req
108. Metro Man.Copy !req
109. His heart is an ocean that's inside
a bigger ocean.Copy !req
110. For years he's been watching us
with his super-vision.Copy !req
111. Saving us with his super strength,
and caring for us with his super heart.Copy !req
112. Now it's our turn to give something back.Copy !req
113. This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live, from
the dedication of the Metro Man Museum.Copy !req
114. Wow, okay, the stuff they make
you read on the air.Copy !req
115. That's unfreaking believable, it's crazy.Copy !req
116. I wrote that piece myself, Hal.Copy !req
117. What I was trying to say was,Copy !req
118. I can't believe that in our modern society
they let like actual art get onto the news.Copy !req
119. - Nice save, Hal.
- What are we, like lets just get
a coffee or something.Copy !req
120. Come on, it's time to get in the
Metro Man day spirit.Copy !req
121. Well, if I were Metro Man Megamind
wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time.Copy !req
122. That's the first thing.Copy !req
123. That's sweet of you.Copy !req
124. And I'd be watching you, like
a dingo watches a human baby.Copy !req
125. - Mmm.
- Okay, that sounded, Okay that
sounded a little weird.Copy !req
126. A little bit, yeah.Copy !req
127. And you're making a weird face,
and that's making me feel weird.Copy !req
128. Not love, we're not in love.
I'm not saying I love you.Copy !req
129. Okay, I love you, whatever.
I'm not saying like I'm in love with you.Copy !req
130. I'm saying... Roxanne?
Roxaroo?Copy !req
131. Get back to work.Copy !req
132. The city doesn't pay you to loaf.Copy !req
133. - Freeze!
- Whoa, what are you doing, guys?Copy !req
134. It's ME! It's the Warden.Copy !req
135. Hey, open up.Copy !req
136. Oh, you fools. He's tricked us.Copy !req
137. You were right.Copy !req
138. I'll always be a villain.Copy !req
139. Well hello good looking, need a lift?Copy !req
140. Certainly do, you fantastic fish you.Copy !req
141. Get in the car, you.Copy !req
142. Whoo, I'm free.Copy !req
143. Thanks for sending me the watch, Minion.Copy !req
144. You got it, boss.Copy !req
145. Punch it.Copy !req
146. All right, put your hands in the air.Copy !req
147. Ladies and gentlemen, your Metro Man.Copy !req
148. - Who's your Man?
- Metro man.Copy !req
149. Yeah, Metro City!Copy !req
150. Give me some, come on give it now.
Give it to me. What?Copy !req
151. Give it to me... all right!Copy !req
152. Yo, hey, ha, ha yo.Copy !req
153. Hey, Metro city.Copy !req
154. Hello, hey.Copy !req
155. You know, I just want you to bring it down a bit.Copy !req
156. Boys, a little lower.Copy !req
157. Thank you fellows.Copy !req
158. Let's get real for a moment.Copy !req
159. That's right, that's right
ha, ha, that's right.Copy !req
160. Although getting a whole museum is super cool.Copy !req
161. Super cool, you want to know what the
greatest honor you've given me is?Copy !req
162. Do you really want to know?Copy !req
163. Really?Copy !req
164. I'll tell you.Copy !req
165. The greatest honor you've given me is...Copy !req
166. letting me serve you.Copy !req
167. To help these people in Metro city.Copy !req
168. And at the end of every day.Copy !req
169. Well.Copy !req
170. I often ask myself.Copy !req
171. Who would I be, without you?Copy !req
172. I love you Metro Man!Copy !req
173. And I love you, random citizen.Copy !req
174. I tell you Minion, there's no
place like evil lair.Copy !req
175. I kept it cold and damp, just for you, sir.Copy !req
176. How do I look, Minion?Copy !req
177. - Do I look bad?
- Disgustingly horrifying, sir.Copy !req
178. You always know what to say.Copy !req
179. All the brain-bots certainly missed you, sir.Copy !req
180. Did you miss your daddy?
Whose the menacing little brains?Copy !req
181. You are, yes you are. Uh, uh!
No biting, no, no, no.Copy !req
182. - No, no, no. You want the wrench?
Go get the wrench.
- Oh, look at that.Copy !req
183. Now, back to work.Copy !req
184. She's awake,
Quick, to work.Copy !req
185. - Miss Ritchi, we meet again.
- Would it kill you to wash the bag?Copy !req
186. You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi.
I'm afraid no one can hear you.Copy !req
187. Wha... why isn't she screaming?Copy !req
188. Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind.Copy !req
189. Like this... AHHHHH!Copy !req
190. That's, that's a poor ladies scream.Copy !req
191. - AHHHHH!
- It's a little better.Copy !req
192. Is there some kind of nerdy super villain website,Copy !req
193. where you get Tesla coils, and blinky dials?Copy !req
194. Actually most of it comes from an
outlet store in...Copy !req
195. Don't answer that.Copy !req
196. Romania.Copy !req
197. Don't! Stop! She's using her nosey
reporter skills,Copy !req
198. on your weak willed mind to find
out all our secrets.Copy !req
199. Such tricks... won't work...
on me.Copy !req
200. - Please talk slower
- Temptress.Copy !req
201. What secrets? You're so predictable.Copy !req
202. Predictable, predictable?Copy !req
203. Oh, you call THIS predictable?Copy !req
204. Your Alligators, yes.Copy !req
205. I was thinking about it on the way over.Copy !req
206. What's this? BOOM!Copy !req
207. - In your face.
- Cliché.Copy !req
208. No, look, watch.Copy !req
209. Juvenile.Copy !req
210. - Shuck it all!
- TackyCopy !req
211. - Oh, so sorry.
- Seen it.Copy !req
212. - What's this one do?
- Garish.Copy !req
213. Okay, the spiders new.Copy !req
214. Spider?Copy !req
215. Ee, Uh, yes!Copy !req
216. The "spee... ider". Even the smallest bite
from arachnis deathicusCopy !req
217. Will instantly paralyze... OW!Copy !req
218. Get it off!Copy !req
219. - Ow!
- Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work.Copy !req
220. Let's stop wasting time and call your
boyfriend in tights, shall we?Copy !req
221. OOOWWW!Copy !req
222. It is with great pleasure that I present to
Metro Man, this new museum.Copy !req
223. If you please.Copy !req
224. Uh, hey, my kid can't see.Copy !req
225. - Megamind.
- Oh, bravo Metro Man.Copy !req
226. Booooo!Copy !req
227. Yes, I can play along too.Copy !req
228. Booooo.Copy !req
229. Should have known you'd try
to crash the party.Copy !req
230. Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.Copy !req
231. This is the day you and Montrosity,
shall not soon forget.Copy !req
232. It's pronounced Metro City!Copy !req
233. Oh, potato, tomato,
potato, tomato.Copy !req
234. We all know how this ends.Copy !req
235. With you behind bars.Copy !req
236. Oh, I'm shaking in my custom
baby seal-leather boots.Copy !req
237. You will leave, Montrosity.Copy !req
238. Or this will be the last
you ever hear of,Copy !req
239. Roxanne Ritchi!Copy !req
240. - Huh?
- Roxanne!Copy !req
241. - Don't panic Roxie, I'm on my way.
- I'm not panicking.Copy !req
242. In order to stop me, You need to
find me first, Metro Man.Copy !req
243. We're at the abandoned observatory.Copy !req
244. - Ah ha.
- NO! No we're not!Copy !req
245. Don't listen to her, she's crazy.Copy !req
246. Metro Man approaching, sir.Copy !req
247. - HAH!
- Hah, hah!Copy !req
248. Hah, hah, hah.Copy !req
249. Hold on a second.Copy !req
250. Oh, good heavens.Copy !req
251. You didn't think you were in the real
observatory, did you?Copy !req
252. Ready the death ray, Minion.Copy !req
253. Death ray, readying.Copy !req
254. Over here, old friend.Copy !req
255. In case you haven't noticed,Copy !req
256. You've fallen right into my trap.Copy !req
257. You can't trap justice.
It's an idea, a belief.Copy !req
258. Even the most heartfelt belief,
can be corroded over time.Copy !req
259. Justice is a noncorrosive metal.Copy !req
260. But metals can be melted by the
heat of 're-vange'.Copy !req
261. It's 'revenge' and it's best
served cold.Copy !req
262. But it can be easily reheated, in the
microwave of evil.Copy !req
263. Well I think your warranty is about
to expire.Copy !req
264. Maybe I got an extended warranty?Copy !req
265. Warranties are invalid if you don't use
the product for its intended purpose.Copy !req
266. Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty.
Can I go home now?Copy !req
267. Of course, that is if Metro Man, can withstand
the full concentrated power of the... SUN!Copy !req
268. FIRE!Copy !req
269. Minion, fire...Copy !req
270. Uh, it's still warming up, sir.Copy !req
271. - Come again?
- Warming up, sir.Copy !req
272. Warming up?
The sun is warming up?Copy !req
273. One... sssecond... more.Copy !req
274. aaannnd... jussst.Copy !req
275. Tippy, tappy tippy tap, tap,
tip top more.Copy !req
276. - Honestly.
- And we are ready, in just.Copy !req
277. Oh! I told you to have things ready.Copy !req
278. I told you countless times.Copy !req
279. Why do you always blame me?Copy !req
280. My spider bite is acting.Copy !req
281. Your plan is failing,
just admit it.Copy !req
282. Yeah, good luck with that one.Copy !req
283. Whose side are you on?Copy !req
284. The losing side.Copy !req
285. - Thank you.
- Uh, could someone stamp my
frequent kidnapping card?Copy !req
286. You of all people, know we
discontinued that promotion.Copy !req
287. - Chow, chow all.
- Same time next week?Copy !req
288. What did he just say?Copy !req
289. Crab nuggets?Copy !req
290. Good lord, I'm trapped.Copy !req
291. What kind of trickery is this?Copy !req
292. You mad genius.
Your dark gift has finally paid off.Copy !req
293. It, it has?Copy !req
294. This dome is obviously lined with copper.Copy !req
295. - Yeah, so?
- Sir!Copy !req
296. Copper drains my powers.Copy !req
297. Your weakness is copper?Copy !req
298. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
299. I don't think even he could
survive that.Copy !req
300. Well, lets not get our hopes up
just yet.Copy !req
301. - Look!
- Metro Man.Copy !req
302. Metro Man...Copy !req
303. Metro Man! AHHH!Copy !req
304. Oh god! Oh my god, oh!Copy !req
305. Ewwww.Copy !req
306. You did it, sir.Copy !req
307. I did it?Copy !req
308. He did it.Copy !req
309. I did it.Copy !req
310. He did it.Copy !req
311. - You did it, sir.
- I did it!Copy !req
312. - You did it.
- I did it!Copy !req
313. Montrocity is mine!Copy !req
314. You did it sir, you did it, sir.
Yes you did.Copy !req
315. All right people, hit it.Copy !req
316. Hit it!Copy !req
317. - Highway...
- La, la, la, la, la...Copy !req
318. - Highway...
- Ahh, ahh, ahh...Copy !req
319. First off, what a turnout.Copy !req
320. How wild is this, huh?Copy !req
321. All I did was eliminate the most
powerful man in the universe.Copy !req
322. Are there any questions?Copy !req
323. Come on... yes?
You in the back.Copy !req
324. I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan
to do with us.Copy !req
325. And the city.Copy !req
326. Good, I'm glad you asked that one.Copy !req
327. Imagine, the most horrible, terrifying
evil thing you could possibly think of.Copy !req
328. And multiply it by... SIX!Copy !req
329. In the mean time I want you to carry on,
with the dreary normal things you,Copy !req
330. Normal people do.Copy !req
331. Let's just have fun with this, come on.Copy !req
332. And I will get back to you.Copy !req
333. Now slam the door, really hard.Copy !req
334. They can... they can still see you.Copy !req
335. Now?
Yeah, you're still there.Copy !req
336. Oh, let's get going.Copy !req
337. There he is, Mr. Evil Overlord.Copy !req
338. Ahh, Minion.Copy !req
339. Did you think this day would ever come?Copy !req
340. No way, not at all, sir. Never,
never in a million, I mean...Copy !req
341. Yes, I did.Copy !req
342. Look at the intricate moon links.Copy !req
343. I'm looking, I'm looking.Copy !req
344. And what's this?Copy !req
345. Looks like one of the giant monitors, in the lair.Copy !req
346. But it seems to only carry one station.Copy !req
347. Oh, that sir is called a window.Copy !req
348. - Window...
- All the kids are looking through them.Copy !req
349. Oooo, I've never had a view before.Copy !req
350. Montrosity Minion, it's all mine.Copy !req
351. If my parents could see me now.Copy !req
352. Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down
from evil heaven.Copy !req
353. Well now that Mr. Goody-two-shoes is out
of the way.Copy !req
354. I can have, everything I want!Copy !req
355. And there's no one to stop me.Copy !req
356. I know, I know.
Always thirsty, never satisfied.Copy !req
357. I understand you,
little well dressed bird.Copy !req
358. Purposeless, emptiness, it's a vacuum isn't
it. What's your vacuum like?Copy !req
359. Hey, hey, hey!
Not now, Minion.Copy !req
360. I'm in a heated existential discussion
with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.Copy !req
361. I... is something wrong, sir?Copy !req
362. Just think about it.Copy !req
363. We have it all.Copy !req
364. But we have nothing.Copy !req
365. It's just to easy now.Copy !req
366. I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir.Copy !req
367. - I mean, we did it, right?
- Well, you did it, sir.Copy !req
368. Yes you've made that perfectly clear.Copy !req
369. - Then why do I feel so, Mel-on-cholly?
- Huh?Copy !req
370. Unhappy.Copy !req
371. Oh, uh well, uh. What if tomorrow,
we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi.Copy !req
372. That always seems to lift your spirits.Copy !req
373. Good idea, Minion. But without him,
what's the point?Copy !req
374. - Him, sir?
- Nothing.Copy !req
375. Okay, um, all right well just uh, that's uh,Copy !req
376. something to consider and um,Copy !req
377. well, I think I'll just power
down for a while then.Copy !req
378. He was always there for us.Copy !req
379. Dependable.Copy !req
380. Perhaps we took him for granted.Copy !req
381. Maybe we never really know how good we
have it, until it's gone.Copy !req
382. We miss you, Metro Man.Copy !req
383. I, miss you.Copy !req
384. And I have just one question for,
Megamind.Copy !req
385. Are you happy now?Copy !req
386. This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting from a
city without a hero.Copy !req
387. Coming up next. Are you ready to be a
slave army? What you need to know.Copy !req
388. Aaannd wrap that up and give it
to a child on Christmas.Copy !req
389. - 'Cause we're done.
- Okay, see you tomorrow, Hal.Copy !req
390. Wait, Roxie. I'm having a party
at my house.Copy !req
391. Coming off the hook, or whatever.
You should come over.Copy !req
392. I got a DJ rented a bouncy house.
Made a gallon of dip. It's gonna be sick.Copy !req
393. Oh, I don't know, Hal. I don't really
fell like being around a bunch of people.Copy !req
394. No, no, no. That's the best part,
it'll be like just you and me.Copy !req
395. Wow, that uh, that's certainly very tempting.Copy !req
396. - But,
- I did hire a wedding photographer.Copy !req
397. That's just in case, we were like
something crazy happened.Copy !req
398. And you'd want a picture of it. Like maybe
we should have this for like ever,Copy !req
399. like a memory, you know.Copy !req
400. Um, I'm gonna pass.Copy !req
401. I have some work here I need
to do. Okay, bye.Copy !req
402. So Thursday? Soft, Thursday?Copy !req
403. - Goodnight, Hal.
- It's a soft yes, on Thursday.Copy !req
404. What's, wrong with me?Copy !req
405. Rented a bouncy house? Chick's don't like
bouncy houses, they like clown's.Copy !req
406. OW! Ohhh!Copy !req
407. Stupid van!
Broke my finger!Copy !req
408. I've made a horrible mistake.Copy !req
409. I didn't mean to destroy you.Copy !req
410. I mean, I meant to destroy you.Copy !req
411. I didn't think it would really work.Copy !req
412. What are we suppose to do? Without you,
evil is running rampant through the streets.Copy !req
413. I am so tired of running rampant
through the streets.Copy !req
414. What's the point of being bad when
there's no good to try and stop you?Copy !req
415. Someone has to stop, Megamind.Copy !req
416. Hey, we're closing soon.Copy !req
417. Oh, you scared me.Copy !req
418. - Barry, right?
- Bernard.Copy !req
419. Bernard, I was just well I was
talking to myself.Copy !req
420. You may think I'm a little bit nuts.Copy !req
421. I'm not allowed to self guess directly.Copy !req
422. Thank you, I just...Copy !req
423. Bernard, I'll just be another minute.Copy !req
424. - Okay.
- Thanks.Copy !req
425. I had so many evil plans in the works.Copy !req
426. The illiteracy beam.Copy !req
427. Typhoon cheese.Copy !req
428. Robo sheep.Copy !req
429. Battles we will now, never have.Copy !req
430. You know we never had the chance
to say goodbye.Copy !req
431. So, it's good that we have this time now.Copy !req
432. You know, before I destroy the place.Copy !req
433. Nothing personal, it just brings back
to many painful memories.Copy !req
434. Hello, hello?Copy !req
435. Roxanne!Copy !req
436. That's a pretty tasteless costume.Copy !req
437. - Costume?
- Megamind's head is not that grossly exaggerated.Copy !req
438. Oh you even made a cheap replica of
his dehydration gun. How...Copy !req
439. Hello, is someone there?Copy !req
440. Hello, who's there?Copy !req
441. Whoa! Hey, hey. Whew.Copy !req
442. It's just you, Bernard.Copy !req
443. Oh, yes it's just me.
Bernard.Copy !req
444. Well thank you for letting me stay.Copy !req
445. Look I wouldn't stay for more than two minutes
and thirty seven seconds if I were you.Copy !req
446. We're having the walls and ceiling removed.Copy !req
447. Wow, that sounds like. Quite the renovation.Copy !req
448. I guess I'll. Guess I'll ride down
with you then.Copy !req
449. I kept thinking he was going to do
one of his last minute escapes.Copy !req
450. Yeah, he was really good at those.Copy !req
451. Oh, if only the world had a reset button.Copy !req
452. I've looked into the reset button.Copy !req
453. The size is impossible.Copy !req
454. Oh, Bernard, I didn't know you had... feelings.
Are you okay?Copy !req
455. Metro Man is gone. And now there's
no one left to challenge Megamind.Copy !req
456. Oh, come on, Bernard.Copy !req
457. As long as there's evil good will
rise up against it.Copy !req
458. Ohhh, I wish.Copy !req
459. I believe someone is going to stand
up to Megamind.Copy !req
460. - You really think so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
461. I mean, it's like they say.
Heroes aren't born, they're made.Copy !req
462. Heroes can be made. That's it!Copy !req
463. - All you need are the right ingredients.
- Yeah.Copy !req
464. - Bravery.
- Yes.Copy !req
465. - Strength.
- Of course.Copy !req
466. - Determination.
- Imperative.Copy !req
467. And a smidgen of DNA.Copy !req
468. - With that, anyone can be a hero.
- Yeah!Copy !req
469. Oh, ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
470. I think we should run.Copy !req
471. Bye.Copy !req
472. Time to put the past behind us.Copy !req
473. Only the future... AHH!Copy !req
474. Oh, I'm to close.
I'm genuinely scared right now.Copy !req
475. Oh, I hope no ones seeing this.Copy !req
476. Create a hero? Wait, wait, what?
Why would you do that?Copy !req
477. So I have someone to fight.Copy !req
478. Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.Copy !req
479. A ying, with no yang.Copy !req
480. A bull fighter with no bull to fight.Copy !req
481. In other words, I have no purpose.Copy !req
482. Now, ask me how I'm going to do it.Copy !req
483. Go on, ask.Copy !req
484. How are you doing to do it?Copy !req
485. I'm going to give someone, I don't know
who yet.Copy !req
486. Metro Man's powers. I'm going to train that
someone to become Montrocity's new hero.Copy !req
487. Over here, follow.Copy !req
488. And then, finally I'm going to fight that hero.
In an epic battle of good and evil.Copy !req
489. We could put everything back the way it was.Copy !req
490. When the world was perfect.Copy !req
491. And rosy. Behold, Minion.Copy !req
492. Metro Man's cape.Copy !req
493. Look closely.Copy !req
494. Tell me what you see?Copy !req
495. Dandruff?Copy !req
496. Yes, it's his DNA.Copy !req
497. From this, we'll extract the source of
Metro Man's awesome power.Copy !req
498. Sir, I think this is a bad idea.Copy !req
499. Yes, It's a very wickedly bad idea.
For the greater good of man.Copy !req
500. But I'm saying this is a kind of
bad, bad.Copy !req
501. Okay, you might think it's good
in your bad perception.Copy !req
502. But from a good perception,
it is just plain bad.Copy !req
503. Oh, you don't know what's good for bad.Copy !req
504. Now we have just one shot at this.Copy !req
505. We must find a suitable subject.Copy !req
506. Someone who will do harm to mine.
Who puts the welfare of others above their own.Copy !req
507. What on earth is that?Copy !req
508. Seems to be emanating from there, sir.Copy !req
509. - O-llo,
- Uh, it's hello.Copy !req
510. Hello, like that?Copy !req
511. - Bernard, it's Roxanne.
- It's Roxanne.Copy !req
512. I just want to thank you for
inspiring me the other day.Copy !req
513. - Oh, You've inspired me too.
- Great!Copy !req
514. It's time we stood up to Megamind
and show him he can't push us around.Copy !req
515. Oh, oh really.
She's so cute.Copy !req
516. - I'm already hot on his trail.
- Uh, huh.Copy !req
517. And what gives you that idea?Copy !req
518. - Uh, sir.
- I just found his secret hideout.Copy !req
519. How did she find my hideout?Copy !req
520. Uh, how did you find his hideout?Copy !req
521. This is the only building in Metro City
with a big observatory on the roof.Copy !req
522. Okay, there's no way she'll find
the secret entrance.Copy !req
523. Oh! There's a doormat here that
say's 'Secret Entrance'.Copy !req
524. - Minion!
- I kept forgetting where it was.Copy !req
525. She'll discover all our secrets.Copy !req
526. - Ohh, oh no!
- You dim-witted creation of science.Copy !req
527. - What?
- Oh, not you Roxanne.Copy !req
528. No, I was just yelling at my mothers, urn.Copy !req
529. Don't do anything, I'll be right there.Copy !req
530. Roxanne?Copy !req
531. Oh no, not again.Copy !req
532. Roxanne.Copy !req
533. - Whoa!
- Oh, I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
534. Wait, how did you get here so fast?Copy !req
535. Well, I uh. I happened to be speed walking
nearby when you called.Copy !req
536. - In a suit?
- Uh huh.Copy !req
537. It's called, 'Formal Speed walking'.Copy !req
538. But that's not important.Copy !req
539. I better take the lead.Copy !req
540. This way looks exciting.Copy !req
541. No, it says, exit.Copy !req
542. Uh, which is the abbreviation
for 'Exciting', right?Copy !req
543. It's the mother load.Copy !req
544. - Ahh.
- Wow.Copy !req
545. - Wow.
- Just look at this thing.Copy !req
546. You know, I really could use your help in
deciphering all this.Copy !req
547. - Really?
- You're an expert in all things Megamind, right?Copy !req
548. - Yes, right.
- Together we could figure out his plan
for the city and stop it.Copy !req
549. Are you in?Copy !req
550. - Oh, what fun!
- That's what I want to hear.Copy !req
551. Minion,
Code-Send in the brain bots.Copy !req
552. You know the whole point of a code is...Copy !req
553. Oh code-just do it, Minion.Copy !req
554. Ahh, it's me you fools!Copy !req
555. Bernard!Copy !req
556. It's daddy.Copy !req
557. Megamind!Copy !req
558. What have you done with, Bernard?Copy !req
559. Oh Bernard? Oh yes, I'm doing
horrible things to that man.Copy !req
560. I don't want to get into it but,
Lasers, spikes.Copy !req
561. Oh, please no, not the lasers and the spikes!Copy !req
562. You know the drill.Copy !req
563. Oh no, not the drill.Copy !req
564. - Let him go.
- Or what?Copy !req
565. Or I'm going to find out what this
weird looking gun does.Copy !req
566. No don't!
Don't shoot that gun.Copy !req
567. I'll just go get him.Copy !req
568. Unhand me you fiend!Copy !req
569. It, its strength's to much.Copy !req
570. Oh, I work out.Copy !req
571. Argh, it's really paying off.
You're so fit, and strangely charismatic.Copy !req
572. Are you okay?Copy !req
573. I've did my best.
But he's to fantastic.Copy !req
574. Here, let me carry that heavy gun for you.Copy !req
575. I got this covered.Copy !req
576. Let go, it's mine!Copy !req
577. Bernard, run!Copy !req
578. Give it to me.Copy !req
579. Oh no!Copy !req
580. Roxanne.Copy !req
581. Ow!Copy !req
582. Who on earth is that?Copy !req
583. Roxanne!Copy !req
584. Bernard, you were right about that door
being exciting.Copy !req
585. This way.Copy !req
586. - Aha!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
587. This will stop them, here!Copy !req
588. Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it.Copy !req
589. Just throw it.Copy !req
590. Daddy's, sorry.Copy !req
591. - Wow, that was real exciting.
- Yeah.Copy !req
592. - You were very strong in there.
- I know.Copy !req
593. I've never seen anyone but Metro Man
stand up to him like that.Copy !req
594. What's going on?Copy !req
595. Hal, what happened?Copy !req
596. I think a bee flew up my nose.Copy !req
597. I was just about to make my frontal
assault to rescue you,Copy !req
598. but like fifty ninjas started to attack me.Copy !req
599. So I had to beat them all up, and I did...Copy !req
600. - and they were all like crying, and stuff.
- Wow.Copy !req
601. Brave one, isn't he.Copy !req
602. Who are you?Copy !req
603. Oh thi..., this is Bernard.Copy !req
604. - He's my partner.
- Partner?Copy !req
605. Yes, yes partner.Copy !req
606. Well look partner, I'm her partner.Copy !req
607. She doesn't know what she's saying. She's
been through a traumatic experience.Copy !req
608. I'd better take him home.
Thanks again, Bernard.Copy !req
609. I'll call you tomorrow, partner.Copy !req
610. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
611. I'd like that.Copy !req
612. That was weird for everybody. 'Cause you
accidentally, hugged him instead of me.Copy !req
613. Sir!Copy !req
614. SIR!Copy !req
615. Code-Did you find out
who it was?Copy !req
616. Huh?
Oh, oh.Copy !req
617. Code-get the car.Copy !req
618. Code-right away, sir.Copy !req
619. - Bye.
- See you tomorrow, Hal.Copy !req
620. I'll leave the door unlocked in case
you want to check on me later.Copy !req
621. Who is this man,
we've infused with godlike power?Copy !req
622. Ow, ow, whoa ho.Copy !req
623. Well sir, his name's Hal Stewart.
He's twenty eight years old.Copy !req
624. No criminal record.Copy !req
625. Actually, no records at all.Copy !req
626. Apparently, this man hasn't accomplished anything.Copy !req
627. Not yet, Minion.
Not...Copy !req
628. Yet.Copy !req
629. Could this day get anymore, funtastic?Copy !req
630. So I will just go ahead and defuse him,Copy !req
631. since this is clearly a mistake.Copy !req
632. No, Minion. Something much
more powerful at work.Copy !req
633. This is no mistake.Copy !req
634. It's destiny.Copy !req
635. Hal Stewart, prepare for your destiny.Copy !req
636. Hal? Hal Stewart?Copy !req
637. Am I saying it right?Copy !req
638. - Stewart.
- Aaah.Copy !req
639. Is this a robbery? 'Cause the lady across
the hall has way better stuff than me.Copy !req
640. Oh, look. It's Hal Stewart.Copy !req
641. Quick, the spray.Copy !req
642. - Oops, all out.
- Well use the forget-me-stick.Copy !req
643. Oh, right!Copy !req
644. Just look at him.Copy !req
645. Well, he doesn't look quite the
hero type to me.Copy !req
646. Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.Copy !req
647. The power couldn't ask for a finer claim.Copy !req
648. I smell hero.Copy !req
649. I smell something burning.Copy !req
650. I think it's working!Copy !req
651. Places, places,
places, places...Copy !req
652. You have your disguise?Copy !req
653. What?Copy !req
654. Ah, you look fantastic.Copy !req
655. Rise, my glorious creation.Copy !req
656. Rise, and come to Papa.Copy !req
657. What's going on?Copy !req
658. - Easy my child.
- Who are you?Copy !req
659. I sent you to this planet to
teach you about justice.Copy !req
660. Honor, and nobility.Copy !req
661. I am your father.Copy !req
662. So you're like, my space Dad?Copy !req
663. Yeah, I'm like your space Dad.Copy !req
664. And you are, what?Copy !req
665. I'm your space, Step-Mom.Copy !req
666. I, I had some work done recently.Copy !req
667. Is this some kind of dream?Copy !req
668. This is a dream come true.Copy !req
669. You've been blethed
with unfathomamble power.Copy !req
670. What kind of power?Copy !req
671. Unfathamomble.Copy !req
672. It's un, without Fathom.Copy !req
673. - Whoa
- Yeah, we've come to guide you.Copy !req
674. On your path to be Montrosity's new hero.Copy !req
675. And battle the super genius, of Megamind.Copy !req
676. I know this is a lot to take in.Copy !req
677. It may take months for you
to come to grips...Copy !req
678. No frickin' way.Copy !req
679. I wasn't finished.Copy !req
680. Wahoo! I'm going to be a hero.Copy !req
681. I'm going to be a hero.Copy !req
682. Thee Minion, he's perfect.Copy !req
683. Aaannd, action!Copy !req
684. - Someone help me.
- I'm okay.Copy !req
685. Ohhh, oh!Copy !req
686. Zap, zap, zap.Copy !req
687. Ha, haaa!Copy !req
688. The flames of my evil burn bright.
Now you thay thomething cool back at me.Copy !req
689. Look, it doesn't even hurt.
Don't even feel it.Copy !req
690. No, no, no. Slow it down, and stop.Copy !req
691. I said slow down.Copy !req
692. Watch out.Copy !req
693. He's hopeless. HOPELESS!Copy !req
694. - Maybe we should change tactics?
- You think so?Copy !req
695. Oh, you know how boys are.
They love video games.Copy !req
696. I can throw a few parts together.Copy !req
697. Can't... wait.
LoL, smiley face.Copy !req
698. Can't wait for what, sir?Copy !req
699. Oh, that was such a funny story.Copy !req
700. And brilliantly told, by the way.Copy !req
701. Okay, now you tell one.Copy !req
702. Bernard, I never knew you were so funny.Copy !req
703. And, I never heard you laugh before.Copy !req
704. Yeah, it's been a while.Copy !req
705. Feels pretty good.Copy !req
706. And, exit.Copy !req
707. You don't get out much, do you?Copy !req
708. Fun!Copy !req
709. I used to come here with my mother
when I was a kid.Copy !req
710. It was one of my favorite things to do.Copy !req
711. Now look at it.Copy !req
712. It's a dump.Copy !req
713. Why are we cleaning up the City, sir?Copy !req
714. Um, well we don't want to battle our
new hero in a dump, now... do we?Copy !req
715. They're all back.Copy !req
716. But how, why?Copy !req
717. Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.Copy !req
718. That's it. Be free, my beautiful dove.Copy !req
719. Wa haooooCopy !req
720. Okay, okay, Metro Man and I,
were never a couple.Copy !req
721. But I thought you two were...Copy !req
722. I know, everybody did. It's just,
well he was never really my type.Copy !req
723. Really?Copy !req
724. Okay, now you tell me something.Copy !req
725. Something you've never told anyone.Copy !req
726. Well, in shh-school.Copy !req
727. None of the other kids really liked me.Copy !req
728. I was always last one picked
for everything.Copy !req
729. Hmm, it's to bad that we didn't
go to the same school.Copy !req
730. Hal, I think you're ready for this.Copy !req
731. Do I have a son?Copy !req
732. No, Hal, you make me laugh.Copy !req
733. It stretches, it's for you.Copy !req
734. Hey, what's the 'T' stand for?Copy !req
735. Titan.Copy !req
736. Tighten? What's that suppose to mean?Copy !req
737. It was the only name I
could trademark.Copy !req
738. Do you have someone special
in your life, Hal?Copy !req
739. No not yet, but.Copy !req
740. There's this really, really good looking one
I've got my eye on, currently.Copy !req
741. That's very good. Romance is
very inspiring.Copy !req
742. - That's what I hear.
- All you have to do, is save her.Copy !req
743. And she'll be yours.Copy !req
744. - Who want's Churro's?
- I do!Copy !req
745. Thanks spaced out, momma.Copy !req
746. On the count of three,
unsheathe your Churro.Copy !req
747. One, two, three!
To Titan.Copy !req
748. Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind.Copy !req
749. And the city will know your name.Copy !req
750. The City's parks' restored to their
original glory.Copy !req
751. The street's, the safest they've been.Copy !req
752. The banks reopened.Copy !req
753. Has something happened to Megamind?Copy !req
754. Has someone tamed this monster?Copy !req
755. This is Roxanne Ritchi cautiously optimistic,
and pleasantly confused.Copy !req
756. Well you seem in a very good
mood tonight, sir.Copy !req
757. Huh? Oh yes, how long is this going to take?Copy !req
758. Just a few alterations, sir. And I will be
done with your most terrifying cape yet.Copy !req
759. I'm calling it, The Black
Mambaaaaaaa... aaaa... aaa.Copy !req
760. Black Mamba, perfect. Ooo, gosh I am
running late. I have to go.Copy !req
761. What, where, where are you going, sir?Copy !req
762. We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning.Copy !req
763. We haven't even tested your
big battle suit yet.Copy !req
764. You attend to the details, Minion.Copy !req
765. I have to, run a quick errand.Copy !req
766. You don't run errands.Copy !req
767. What's going on here?Copy !req
768. - What?
- Oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
769. Are you wearing Jean-Paul Gaultier's,
For Him?Copy !req
770. It's just my natural musk.Copy !req
771. Now, where are the car keys?Copy !req
772. Uh, uh, uh, uh.
This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it.Copy !req
773. Your going on a date with her.Copy !req
774. No my main man, get out of town.Copy !req
775. Oh this is bad, this is bad.
You've fallen in love with her.Copy !req
776. You are forgetting your place, Minion.Copy !req
777. Now give me the keys.Copy !req
778. What happens when Roxanne finds
out who you really are?Copy !req
779. She will never find out.Copy !req
780. That's the point of lying.Copy !req
781. Honestly, If I didn't know any better I'd think
this was your first day of being evil.Copy !req
782. NO!Copy !req
783. This has gone far enough.Copy !req
784. Oh, that was really grown up.Copy !req
785. Sir please, it's for your own good.Copy !req
786. Well what do you know.Copy !req
787. I may not know much, but I do know this.Copy !req
788. The bad guy doesn't get the girl.Copy !req
789. Maybe I don't want to be the bad
guy anymore.Copy !req
790. You heard me.Copy !req
791. Who are you?Copy !req
792. - Now give me the keys.
- NO!Copy !req
793. My soul purpose in life is
to look after you.Copy !req
794. Well I don't need you to look after me.Copy !req
795. What are you... what are you saying?Copy !req
796. - You don't need me?
- Let me make it clear.Copy !req
797. Code-I don't need you.Copy !req
798. You know what, you know what.Copy !req
799. Code-I'll just pack my thing and go.Copy !req
800. Code-Fine!Copy !req
801. Code-Fine back.Copy !req
802. Well good luck on your date.Copy !req
803. - I will.
- That doesn't even make any sense.Copy !req
804. I know.Copy !req
805. I know I am so close, I can feel it.Copy !req
806. Okay, okay I just have to take
a step back.Copy !req
807. Wait a minute.Copy !req
808. Titan.Copy !req
809. What's a Titan?Copy !req
810. My super ears are burning.Copy !req
811. I usually just hear criminals. You
haven't been naughty, have you?Copy !req
812. I'm totally messing with you. I'm totally messing
with you.Copy !req
813. The names Titan.Copy !req
814. - Titan?
- Your very own heroic guardian
of pure awesome.Copy !req
815. What's your name? Just kidding, I know
everything about you.Copy !req
816. Oh, oh! And I brought some flowers,Copy !req
817. Didn't know what you liked, so I
just grabbed you know, all of them.Copy !req
818. Okay, you don't like flowers.
Okay, uh, uh, forget the flowers.Copy !req
819. - What do you want?
- Thought maybe we could go for a little
flight around town.Copy !req
820. - Get to know each other first.
- WHOA!Copy !req
821. It's suppose to be very thrilling for you.Copy !req
822. Just what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
823. Oh are I moving to fast?Copy !req
824. You're probably right. I should just
rescue you a few times before we get
all romantic.Copy !req
825. Whoops!Copy !req
826. Saved you. You are lucky to
have such a great hero here.Copy !req
827. Oh no. Somebody do something?Copy !req
828. Oh, right, right. Duh! I gotcha.Copy !req
829. That was fun, you almost died.
But I saved you.Copy !req
830. - Aaaah, building!
- AH!Copy !req
831. Gotcha!Copy !req
832. Whoo, I'm sorry.
What were you saying?Copy !req
833. I couldn't hear you over
the sound of me saving your life.Copy !req
834. Put me down, right now!Copy !req
835. Okay, all right, all right,
hold on.Copy !req
836. Are you crazy?Copy !req
837. I suppose I'm, a little crazy...
about you.Copy !req
838. Who are you? Really.Copy !req
839. Oooh, oooh, right. Well prepare
to have your mind blown, little lady.Copy !req
840. - Tada!
- Hal?Copy !req
841. Yeah, isn't this great?Copy !req
842. Now there's nothing keeping us apart.Copy !req
843. No, it's not great.Copy !req
844. Wow, our first fight. This is so us,
we're like an old married couple.Copy !req
845. There is no us, okay. There will
never be an us.Copy !req
846. But, I have powers.Copy !req
847. I have a cape, I'm the good guy.Copy !req
848. You are a good guy, Hal.Copy !req
849. But you don't understand we need to
find out why...Copy !req
850. - Right now,
- This isn't right.Copy !req
851. - Listen to me, Hal.
- You're suppose to be with me.Copy !req
852. I'm trying to warn you, Hal.Copy !req
853. It's Tighten. It's TIGHTEN, not Hal.Copy !req
854. - Bernard.
- Roxanne.Copy !req
855. - Sorry I'm late.
- Wow, your hair looks exciting.Copy !req
856. Hmm, not the only exciting development
of the night.Copy !req
857. Megamind's created a new hero.Copy !req
858. And I know why.Copy !req
859. It all makes sense now.Copy !req
860. He missed getting his butt kicked, so he created
a new hero to kick it for him.Copy !req
861. But why did he pick, Hal?Copy !req
862. Hal is the worst possible person
you could pick.Copy !req
863. Wow, that's a lot to take in.Copy !req
864. It, it boggles my mind.Copy !req
865. I am extremely boggled.Copy !req
866. You know, I'm sure we'll get to the bottom
of who's kicking who's butt.Copy !req
867. But in the mean time.Copy !req
868. Let's enjoy each other's company.Copy !req
869. I'm sorry, Bernard. Of course, your right,Copy !req
870. you know, I could use a breather.Copy !req
871. To, Bernard. For being the only normal
thing in my crazy upside down world.Copy !req
872. To... being normal.Copy !req
873. - Roxanne.
- Yes?Copy !req
874. Say I wasn't so normal.Copy !req
875. Say I was bald and had the complexion
of a popular primary color.Copy !req
876. As a random, non specific example.Copy !req
877. Would you still enjoy my company?Copy !req
878. Of course, you don't judge a book by
its cover.Copy !req
879. Or a person from the outside.Copy !req
880. Oh, that's a relief to hear.Copy !req
881. You judge them based on their actions.Copy !req
882. Well that seems kinda petty,
don't you think.Copy !req
883. - You.
- What, what?Copy !req
884. Oh, don't look at me!Copy !req
885. Just, just a technical glitch.Copy !req
886. Don't look yet.Copy !req
887. My bad.Copy !req
888. Where were we?Copy !req
889. Now, now, hold on.Copy !req
890. YOU!Copy !req
891. I can explain.Copy !req
892. What about everything you just said?Copy !req
893. About judging a book by it's cover.Copy !req
894. Well let's take a look at the contents
then, shall we?Copy !req
895. You destroyed Metro Man.Copy !req
896. You took over the city and then you
actually got me to care about you.Copy !req
897. Why are you so evil?Copy !req
898. Tricking me?Copy !req
899. What could you possibly hope to gain?Copy !req
900. Wait a minute.Copy !req
901. Oh, I don't believe this.Copy !req
902. Do you really think that I would
ever be with you?Copy !req
903. no...Copy !req
904. Okay Minion, you were right.Copy !req
905. I was... less right.Copy !req
906. We should stick to what we're good at.Copy !req
907. Being bad.Copy !req
908. Minion...Copy !req
909. You there.Copy !req
910. Yeah, you.Copy !req
911. Bring out, the 'Black Mamba'!Copy !req
912. Okay, Titan it's time to go down,
in style.Copy !req
913. I hear there's a new hero.Copy !req
914. who dares to challenge my evil.Copy !req
915. Where is the one they call, Titan?Copy !req
916. Challenge me, if you dare.Copy !req
917. Oh no, we're gonna crash.Copy !req
918. This is embarrassing.Copy !req
919. Ballsy and incipient.Copy !req
920. Boneheaded, irresponsible.Copy !req
921. RUDE!Copy !req
922. Unprofessional, that's what this is.Copy !req
923. Would Metro Man have kept me waiting?Copy !req
924. Of course not, he was a pro.Copy !req
925. Hey, Megamind. You're actually
the guy I want to see.Copy !req
926. Also, there's a door here.Copy !req
927. Do you have any idea how long
I waited for you?Copy !req
928. No, no, no, I totally understand what you're saying.Copy !req
929. Could you just shut up for one second, I'm trying
to beat this level.Copy !req
930. Were you even planning on showing up?Copy !req
931. What's this?Copy !req
932. Where did you get all this stuff?Copy !req
933. It doesn't belong to me.Copy !req
934. You stole it!Copy !req
935. - Pretty cool, right.
- Oh no, no, no. You're a hero.Copy !req
936. Being a hero is for losers.Copy !req
937. It's work, work, work twenty four seven,
and for what?Copy !req
938. I only took the gig to get the girl. And it turns
out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me.Copy !req
939. Roxanne Ritchi?Copy !req
940. Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi.Copy !req
941. I saw her having dinner, and making googly eyes
at some intellectual dweeb.Copy !req
942. - Ohhhh
- Who needs all that noise.Copy !req
943. That's why I think, WE should
team up.Copy !req
944. You? Wait! What?Copy !req
945. With my power, and your big
headedness,Copy !req
946. we could rule the city.Copy !req
947. - You want to team up?
- I even drew up some new costume designs.Copy !req
948. - See
- Costume design?Copy !req
949. You be the brain so you get a little brain
wearing glasses on your costume, or something.Copy !req
950. And since I'm the cool one, I'll have like
two tanks sword fighting.Copy !req
951. I can't believe you.Copy !req
952. All your gifts all your powers, and you
squander them for your own personal gain.Copy !req
953. - Yes!
- NO!Copy !req
954. I 'm the villain, you're the good guy.
I do something bad, and you come and get me.Copy !req
955. That's why I created you.Copy !req
956. Yeah, right. You're nuts.Copy !req
957. - Space Dad told me.
- Look, I'm your Space Dad.Copy !req
958. You should be more like Metro Man.Copy !req
959. You tricked me?Copy !req
960. Oh, don't like that, huh?Copy !req
961. Well there's more.Copy !req
962. I'm also the intellectual dweeb
dating Roxanne.Copy !req
963. - No.
- And we were smooching up a storm.Copy !req
964. Mmmore... Mmmore... Mmmore.Copy !req
965. When I get my hands on you
I'm gonna,Copy !req
966. YES! Yes I know.Copy !req
967. Bring me to justice. Oh god,
how I missed this.Copy !req
968. And the hero strikes the first blow.Copy !req
969. But evil returns with a backhand.Copy !req
970. YES!Copy !req
971. Ahh... shhhh.Copy !req
972. Come out you little freak!Copy !req
973. I want to see what that big brain
looks like on the pavement.Copy !req
974. You fell for the oldest evil trick in the book.Copy !req
975. You little blue, twerp.Copy !req
976. En Garde!Copy !req
977. Oh, now that's the spirit.Copy !req
978. Take, that, parry again!Copy !req
979. Now it's time for some witty back
and forth banter.Copy !req
980. You go first.Copy !req
981. Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.Copy !req
982. This one's for stealing my girlfriend.Copy !req
983. This one's for space Dad making a fool out of me.Copy !req
984. And Megamind! This one's for
Space, Step-Mom.Copy !req
985. You lied to her!Copy !req
986. Oh, well done, I thought that pummeling
went really, really well.Copy !req
987. I mean, I have a few notes.Copy !req
988. - Notes?
- But they can wait.Copy !req
989. You can take me to jail now.Copy !req
990. Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking
more like the morgue.Copy !req
991. - You're dead!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
992. This isn't how you play the game.Copy !req
993. Game over.Copy !req
994. Brain Bots.Copy !req
995. I'm calling time out.Copy !req
996. Time out, time out!Copy !req
997. Brain bots. Initiate the fail safe.Copy !req
998. Guess what, Buster Brown?Copy !req
999. It's made from Copper. You're powerless
against it.Copy !req
1000. It's a very safe metal used to defeat...Copy !req
1001. Metro Man?Copy !req
1002. You, should stop comparing me
to Metro Man.Copy !req
1003. You can run Megamind,
but you can't hide.Copy !req
1004. We're saved, we're saved!Copy !req
1005. What's your name, new hero?Copy !req
1006. - It's Tighten.
- Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1007. Tighten has freed us.Copy !req
1008. Oh I wouldn't say free.Copy !req
1009. More like, under new management.Copy !req
1010. What do you want?Copy !req
1011. - Titan's turned evil.
- Congratulations, another one of your genius
plans has backfired on you.Copy !req
1012. And why did my doorman let you up?Copy !req
1013. - Carlos?
- What are you, no, no!Copy !req
1014. I need your help.Copy !req
1015. Why do you need MY help?Copy !req
1016. Because you're the
smartest person I know.Copy !req
1017. Well you can't hide here.Copy !req
1018. Copper should have worked,
why didn't the copper work?Copy !req
1019. The copper worked perfectly well the last time.Copy !req
1020. Copper? You're not making any sense.Copy !req
1021. Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness.
He'll destroy the whole city.Copy !req
1022. Okay, how can I help?Copy !req
1023. We need to find answers.
You knew Metro Man best.Copy !req
1024. Did he have a hideout, a cave, a solitary
fortress of some kind?Copy !req
1025. Anything that would give us clues.Copy !req
1026. Well, there is one place I know.Copy !req
1027. You gave him these powers, can't
you just take them away?Copy !req
1028. I can't, I lost my diffuser gun when I
misplaced the invisible car.Copy !req
1029. The night you dumped me.Copy !req
1030. Alone.Copy !req
1031. In the rain.Copy !req
1032. - Did you ever look back?
- NO!Copy !req
1033. - Oh, my giant blue head.
- I guess we're here.Copy !req
1034. So, this is where he hid it.Copy !req
1035. After all these years. My old shhool house.Copy !req
1036. You know, I think there's an
apology in order, for the other night.Copy !req
1037. Okay that would be nice.
But make it quick.Copy !req
1038. We have much more pressing
matters to deal with.Copy !req
1039. Wow, can't believe he kept
all this stuff.Copy !req
1040. Aww, I remember when he
wore that.Copy !req
1041. Can we try to stay focused here?Copy !req
1042. Yes of course, you're right, focused.Copy !req
1043. HEY! Come over and look at this.Copy !req
1044. What is it?
What did you find?Copy !req
1045. Um... look!Copy !req
1046. This glass has ice cubes in it.Copy !req
1047. Yes, that's what happens when water gets cold.Copy !req
1048. No, what I'm saying is,Copy !req
1049. don't you think it's a little odd that
the ice hasn't melted yet?Copy !req
1050. One of life's great mysteries.Copy !req
1051. AAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
1052. We now have a confirmed report.Copy !req
1053. Tighten, first thought to be the
City's new hero, has turned evil.Copy !req
1054. The city has never seen this level
of destruction.Copy !req
1055. If only Metro Man were still alive.Copy !req
1056. - You're alive?
- You're alive.Copy !req
1057. I'm alive.Copy !req
1058. But... we... we
saw your skeleton.Copy !req
1059. - You were dead.
- Are you a ghost?Copy !req
1060. There had better be, an amazing
explanation for this.Copy !req
1061. Speak, apparition.Copy !req
1062. Okay, okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
1063. You both deserve the truth.Copy !req
1064. It all started back at the observatory.Copy !req
1065. Roxanne was kidnapped, I was gonna
stop you.Copy !req
1066. My head wasn't in the game that day.Copy !req
1067. We were kinda going through the motions.
So...Copy !req
1068. Using my super speed.Copy !req
1069. I decided to go clear my head.Copy !req
1070. Then I realized we had done this same
silly charade our entire lives.Copy !req
1071. I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling.Copy !req
1072. But I just felt stuck.Copy !req
1073. I began to realize, despite all my powers,Copy !req
1074. each and every citizen of Metro had
something I didn't.Copy !req
1075. A choice.Copy !req
1076. Ever since I can remember I've always
had to be what the City wanted me to be.Copy !req
1077. But what about what I wanted to do?Copy !req
1078. Then it suddenly hit me.Copy !req
1079. I do have a choice.Copy !req
1080. I can be whatever I want to be.Copy !req
1081. No one said this hero thing had to
be a life time gig.Copy !req
1082. You can't just quit either.Copy !req
1083. That's when I got the brilliant idea...Copy !req
1084. to fake my death.Copy !req
1085. Copper drains my powers!Copy !req
1086. You're weakness is copper?Copy !req
1087. Once your death ray hit.Copy !req
1088. I never felt so alive.Copy !req
1089. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby
nursing school.Copy !req
1090. Metro Man was finally dead.Copy !req
1091. And Music Man was born.Copy !req
1092. Music man?Copy !req
1093. That way I can keep my logo.Copy !req
1094. - WHAT?
- 'Cause of what?Copy !req
1095. Finally I'm free, to get in touch
with my true power.Copy !req
1096. Weaving lyrical magic.Copy !req
1097. Check this out.Copy !req
1098. - That's horrible.
- Granted you have talent,Copy !req
1099. But there's a mad man out there
destroying our... your city.Copy !req
1100. How could you do this?Copy !req
1101. The people of the city relied on you,Copy !req
1102. and you deserted them.
You left us in the hands of, him!Copy !req
1103. No offense.Copy !req
1104. No, I'm with you.Copy !req
1105. Look, we need your help.Copy !req
1106. I'm sorry, I really am.Copy !req
1107. Um, I'm, I'm done.Copy !req
1108. You know, little buddy. There's a Ying
for every Yang.Copy !req
1109. If there's bad, good will rise up
against it.Copy !req
1110. It's taken me a long time to
find my calling.Copy !req
1111. Now it's about time, you find yours.Copy !req
1112. Hey, who needs him.Copy !req
1113. We can beat Tighten ourselves.Copy !req
1114. I say we go back to the evil lair.
Grab some ray guns,Copy !req
1115. hold them sideways, and just go
all gangsta on 'em.Copy !req
1116. We can'tCopy !req
1117. So that's it? You're just giving up?Copy !req
1118. I'm the bad guy.Copy !req
1119. I don't save the day.
I don't fly off into the sunset,Copy !req
1120. and I don't get the girl.Copy !req
1121. I'm going home.Copy !req
1122. Unless someone comes
to our aid soon,Copy !req
1123. all may be lost.Copy !req
1124. Thousands have already fled the city
in a mass exodus.Copy !req
1125. Remaining citizens are warned, to stay
indoors until further notice.Copy !req
1126. Authorities have issued a warning, to stay
out of the downtown area at all costs.Copy !req
1127. Hal!Copy !req
1128. Hal!Copy !req
1129. Let me guess, after seeing how awesome I am,Copy !req
1130. you've finally come to your senses.Copy !req
1131. Well, I'm over you.Copy !req
1132. I've come to stop you, Hal.Copy !req
1133. You? Oh, well. Okay, what are you
going to do, report me to death?Copy !req
1134. I was going to try
reasoning with you.Copy !req
1135. You and I, we worked together
for a long time.Copy !req
1136. I know you.Copy !req
1137. You don't know me.Copy !req
1138. You never took the time to know me.Copy !req
1139. This is the first time we've hung out socially.
And it's when I'm about to destroy the city.Copy !req
1140. I want to talk to the real Hal.Copy !req
1141. I want to talk to the guy who loved being
a camera man, and eating dip,Copy !req
1142. And being a nerd and being not as scary
as the Tighten-Hal.Copy !req
1143. To late!Copy !req
1144. Megamind.Copy !req
1145. You and I have some unfinished business.Copy !req
1146. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower,
oh, and just so you don't get cold feet.Copy !req
1147. Roxanne!Copy !req
1148. Come on Roxi, call for your hero
to come rescue you.Copy !req
1149. Megamind.Copy !req
1150. I don't even know if you're listening,
but if you are...Copy !req
1151. You can't give up.Copy !req
1152. The Megamind I knew would never
have run from a fight.Copy !req
1153. Even when he knew he had absolutely
no chance of winning.Copy !req
1154. It was your best quality.Copy !req
1155. You need to be that guy,
right now.Copy !req
1156. The city needs you.Copy !req
1157. I need you.Copy !req
1158. Roxanne.Copy !req
1159. You have one hour.
Don't... keep me waiting.Copy !req
1160. Warden, Warden!Copy !req
1161. Listen to me, you have to let me go.
Tighten has to be stopped.Copy !req
1162. Sorry Megamind, you still have 88 life
sentences to go.Copy !req
1163. Plenty of time to reflect on what
you've done.Copy !req
1164. If you want to hear me say it?
I'll say it.Copy !req
1165. Here it is. From the blackest part of my heart.Copy !req
1166. I... AM... Sorry!Copy !req
1167. Not buying it.Copy !req
1168. I don't blame you.Copy !req
1169. I've terrorized the city
countless times.Copy !req
1170. Created a hero who's turned out
to be a villain.Copy !req
1171. I lied to Roxanne.Copy !req
1172. My best friend, Minion.Copy !req
1173. I treated like dirt.Copy !req
1174. Please, don't make this city,Copy !req
1175. don't make Roxanne pay for my
wrong doings.Copy !req
1176. Apology accepted.Copy !req
1177. Uh, Minion. You fantastic fish, you.Copy !req
1178. What are we waiting for?Copy !req
1179. We'd better get going.Copy !req
1180. You got me!Copy !req
1181. Good luck, fellows.Copy !req
1182. We're gonna die!Copy !req
1183. Wait, what?Copy !req
1184. Hey, Metro losers.Copy !req
1185. This is Metro Tower.Copy !req
1186. They say it's suppose to be a
symbol of our cities strength.Copy !req
1187. But, for me, it's a reminder of the day
this woman ferociously ripped out my heart.Copy !req
1188. And I hate reminders.Copy !req
1189. HAL!Copy !req
1190. Please don't do this.Copy !req
1191. I know there's still good in you, Hal.Copy !req
1192. You're so naive, Roxie.Copy !req
1193. You see the good in everybody,
even when it's not there.Copy !req
1194. You're living a fantasy.Copy !req
1195. There is no Easter bunny.Copy !req
1196. There is no tooth fairy.Copy !req
1197. And there is no Queen of England.Copy !req
1198. This is the real world.
And you need to wake up.Copy !req
1199. You dare challenge Megamind?Copy !req
1200. This town isn't big enough for
two super villains.Copy !req
1201. Oh, you're a villain all right.Copy !req
1202. Just not a super one.Copy !req
1203. Yeah, what's the difference?Copy !req
1204. PRESENTATION!Copy !req
1205. I knew you'd come back.Copy !req
1206. Well, that makes one of us.Copy !req
1207. - What's the plan?
- Well, mostly involves, not dying.Copy !req
1208. I, like that plan.Copy !req
1209. I can't control it.Copy !req
1210. No!Copy !req
1211. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
1212. Looks like there's only one loose
end now.Copy !req
1213. Please, let's have a little respect
for public transportation.Copy !req
1214. You came back.Copy !req
1215. You were right, Roxanne.Copy !req
1216. I never should have left.Copy !req
1217. Whoa, I... I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1218. My death was, greatly exaggerated.Copy !req
1219. So, you're the punk I've heard about.Copy !req
1220. I'm sorry, I did the best I could.Copy !req
1221. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
1222. Minion?Copy !req
1223. Surprise! Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
1224. He's the real hero.Copy !req
1225. Megamind.Copy !req
1226. Going somewhere?Copy !req
1227. Besides jail.Copy !req
1228. No, not in the face man, please.Copy !req
1229. If you know what's good
for you, Tighten.Copy !req
1230. You'll stay out of Montrosity.Copy !req
1231. - You got it!
- For good.Copy !req
1232. Pretty sneaky, sis.Copy !req
1233. But there is only one person I
know who calls this town, Montrosity.Copy !req
1234. Ooops.Copy !req
1235. You!Copy !req
1236. Bet you think it's really funny, huh?Copy !req
1237. Let's all laugh at the really cool guy, huh.Copy !req
1238. You're not going to be laughing for long.Copy !req
1239. The invisible car. Hey, remember
that night that I dumped you?Copy !req
1240. You are bringing this up now?Copy !req
1241. I did look back.Copy !req
1242. You did?Copy !req
1243. YOU DID!Copy !req
1244. Yes, and you should look back,
right now.Copy !req
1245. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
1246. This is the last time you'll make
a fool out of me.Copy !req
1247. I made you a hero.Copy !req
1248. You did the fool thing,
all by yourself.Copy !req
1249. You're so pathetic.Copy !req
1250. No matter what side you're on.Copy !req
1251. You're always the looser.Copy !req
1252. There's a benefit to loosing.Copy !req
1253. You get to learn from your mistakes.Copy !req
1254. What?Copy !req
1255. Oh, you've got to be kidding me!Copy !req
1256. Minion, if I live, I will kill you.Copy !req
1257. Enjoy your flight.Copy !req
1258. AAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
1259. Megamind.Copy !req
1260. So, this is how it ends.Copy !req
1261. Normally I'd chalk this up to my last
glorious failure.Copy !req
1262. But not today!Copy !req
1263. What can I say?Copy !req
1264. Old habits die hard.Copy !req
1265. Say bye, bye Roxie.Copy !req
1266. Ollo.Copy !req
1267. Thing about bad guys,
they always LOOSE!Copy !req
1268. We did it, you won.Copy !req
1269. Well, I finally had a reason to win.Copy !req
1270. You.Copy !req
1271. MINION!Copy !req
1272. Can't see it's cold and...
warm, and dark and light.Copy !req
1273. It's me, Minion.Copy !req
1274. I'm right here.Copy !req
1275. We've had a lot of adventures together.Copy !req
1276. You and I.Copy !req
1277. We have, Minion.Copy !req
1278. I mean...Copy !req
1279. most of them ended in horrible
failure, but,Copy !req
1280. We won today.
Didn't we, sir?Copy !req
1281. Yes Minion, we did it.Copy !req
1282. Thanks to you.Copy !req
1283. Code-We're the good guys now.Copy !req
1284. Code-I guess we are.Copy !req
1285. Oh, oh. I'm going... I think this...Copy !req
1286. This is it, I mean I'm going far awa...Copy !req
1287. Oh, what a drama queen.Copy !req
1288. You know, I'm feeling much better now.Copy !req
1289. I guess I just needed a swimCopy !req
1290. - He had you, didn't he.
- Whew!Copy !req
1291. Classic, Minion.
Don't give them the face.Copy !req
1292. There he is with that
little face. Look at that face.Copy !req
1293. We did it!
We did it!Copy !req
1294. - Fist pump!
- You did it!Copy !req
1295. We won, we won, we won.Copy !req
1296. What! Get back you savages!Copy !req
1297. Sorry, sorry. He's just not used to
positive feedback.Copy !req
1298. Funny, I guess destiny is not the
path given to us.Copy !req
1299. But the path we choose
for ourselves.Copy !req
1300. All right, put your hands in the air.Copy !req
1301. Now hand over your wallets.Copy !req
1302. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
1303. Just kidding.Copy !req
1304. I have to admit.Copy !req
1305. Being good, has its perks.Copy !req
1306. You know, you look pretty good
in white.Copy !req
1307. Megamind, if you please.Copy !req
1308. Uh, hey, my kid can't see.Copy !req
1309. Sorry my friend.Copy !req
1310. Way to go, little buddy.
I knew you had it in you.Copy !req
1311. Ladies and gentlemen...
MEGAMIND!Copy !req
1312. Defender of Metro City.Copy !req
1313. You know, I like the sound of that.Copy !req
1314. Hit it!Copy !req