1. Here's my day, so far.Copy !req
2. Went to jail, lost the girl of my
dreams and got my butt kicked.Copy !req
3. Pretty good.Copy !req
4. Still, things could be a lot worse.Copy !req
5. Oh, that's right, I'm falling
to my death.Copy !req
6. Guess they can't.Copy !req
7. How did it all come
to this, you ask?Copy !req
8. My end starts at the beginning.Copy !req
9. The very beginning.Copy !req
10. Yes, that's me.Copy !req
11. I had a fairly standard childhood.Copy !req
12. I came from what you might call,
a broken home.Copy !req
13. Literally, broken.Copy !req
14. I was eight days old and still living
with my parents.Copy !req
15. How sad is that?Copy !req
16. Clearly it was time to move on.Copy !req
17. Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you.Copy !req
18. And here is your binkie.Copy !req
19. You are destined for ...Copy !req
20. I didn't quite hear that last part.Copy !req
21. But it sounded important.Copy !req
22. Destined for, what?Copy !req
23. I set out to find my destiny.Copy !req
24. Turns out a kid from the Blaupunkt
quadrant had the exact same idea.Copy !req
25. That was the day I met,
Mr. Goody-two-shoes.Copy !req
26. And our glorious rivalry,
was born!Copy !req
27. Could this be what I was destined for?Copy !req
28. A dream life filled with luxury?Copy !req
29. Apparently not.Copy !req
30. Even fate picks its favorites.Copy !req
31. No big deal.Copy !req
32. A much different fate awaited me.Copy !req
33. A baby.Copy !req
34. How thoughtful.Copy !req
35. Oh yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you.Copy !req
36. Luckily I found a lovely little
place to call home.Copy !req
37. Can we keep it?Copy !req
38. A place that taught me the
differences between right...Copy !req
39. and wrong.Copy !req
40. Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand,Copy !req
41. had life handed to him on a silver platter.Copy !req
42. Our baby can fly.Copy !req
43. Yes, yes. Nothing but the best for you, Darling.Copy !req
44. The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair.Copy !req
45. But I had something far, far greater,Copy !req
46. My amazing intellect.Copy !req
47. A knack for building objects of mayhem.Copy !req
48. After a few years, and with some time
off for good behavior.Copy !req
49. I was given an opportunity to better
myself through learning.Copy !req
50. At a strange place called shh-ool.Copy !req
51. It was there that I once again ran into
Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.Copy !req
52. He had already amassed a gigantic army of
soft-headed groupies.Copy !req
53. He bought their affections with showmanship,
and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.Copy !req
54. So I too would make this 'popped-corn'
and win over those mindless dregs.Copy !req
55. Lights out!Copy !req
56. That's when I learned a very hard lesson.Copy !req
57. Good receives all the praise and adulation.Copy !req
58. While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.Copy !req
59. So a fitting end wasn't really an option.Copy !req
60. While they were learning the itsy
bitsy spider.Copy !req
61. I learned how to dehydrate
animate objects.Copy !req
62. and rehydrate them at will.Copy !req
63. Some day's it felt like it was just me and Minion,
against the world.Copy !req
64. No matter how hard I tried.Copy !req
65. I was always the odd man out.Copy !req
66. The last one picked.Copy !req
67. The screw-up, the black sheep.Copy !req
68. The bad boy.Copy !req
69. Oh!Copy !req
70. Was this my destiny?Copy !req
71. Wait! Maybe it was.Copy !req
72. Being bad is the one thing
I'm good at.Copy !req
73. Then it hit me.Copy !req
74. If I was the bad boy.Copy !req
75. Then I was going to be the baddest
boy of them all.Copy !req
76. I was destined to be a super villain.Copy !req
77. And we were destined to be rivals.Copy !req
78. The die had been cast.Copy !req
79. And so began an enduring epic,
life long career.Copy !req
80. And I loved it.Copy !req
81. Our battles quickly got more elaborate.Copy !req
82. He would win some, I would almost
win others.Copy !req
83. He took the name, Metro Man.Copy !req
84. Defender of Montrosity.Copy !req
85. I decided to pick something a
little more humble.Copy !req
86. Megamind.Copy !req
87. Incredibly handsome criminal genius,
and master of all villainy.Copy !req
88. Read on your own time. Open up.Copy !req
89. Hey!Copy !req
90. BOO!Copy !req
91. Oh, good morning, Warden.Copy !req
92. Great news, I'm a changed man.Copy !req
93. And I'm ready to re-enter society
as a solid citizen.Copy !req
94. You're a villain, and you'll always
be a villain.Copy !req
95. You'll never change.Copy !req
96. And you'll never leave.Copy !req
97. - You're fun.
- You got a present in the mail.Copy !req
98. Is it a puppy?Copy !req
99. From Metro Man. To count every second
of your 85 life sentences.Copy !req
100. That's funny, never thought Metro Man
was the gloating type.Copy !req
101. Oh but he does have nice taste.Copy !req
102. I think I'll keep it.Copy !req
103. Any chance you could give me the time?Copy !req
104. I don't want to be late for the opening
of the Metro Man museum.Copy !req
105. Oh no, looks like you're
gonna miss it.Copy !req
106. By several thousand years.Copy !req
107. Oh, am I?Copy !req
108. Happy Metro Man day, Metro City.Copy !req
109. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where
we're here to honor a beautiful man.Copy !req
110. Metro Man.Copy !req
111. His heart is an ocean that's inside
a bigger ocean.Copy !req
112. For years he's been watching us
with his super-vision.Copy !req
113. Saving us with his super strength,
and caring for us with his super heart.Copy !req
114. Now it's our turn to give something back.Copy !req
115. This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live, from
the dedication of the Metro Man Museum.Copy !req
116. Wow, okay, the stuff they make
you read on the air.Copy !req
117. That's unfreaking believable, it's crazy.Copy !req
118. I wrote that piece myself, Hal.Copy !req
119. What I was trying to say was,Copy !req
120. I can't believe that in our modern society
they let like actual art get onto the news.Copy !req
121. - Nice save, Hal.
- What are we, like lets just get
a coffee or something.Copy !req
122. Come on, it's time to get in the
Metro Man day spirit.Copy !req
123. Well, if I were Metro Man Megamind
wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time.Copy !req
124. That's the first thing.Copy !req
125. That's sweet of you.Copy !req
126. And I'd be watching you, like
a dingo watches a human baby.Copy !req
127. - Mmm.
- Okay, that sounded, Okay that
sounded a little weird.Copy !req
128. A little bit, yeah.Copy !req
129. And you're making a weird face,
and that's making me feel weird.Copy !req
130. Not love, we're not in love.
I'm not saying I love you.Copy !req
131. Okay, I love you, whatever.
I'm not saying like I'm in love with you.Copy !req
132. I'm saying... Roxanne?
Roxaroo?Copy !req
133. Get back to work.Copy !req
134. The city doesn't pay you to loaf.Copy !req
135. - Freeze!
- Whoa, what are you doing, guys?Copy !req
136. It's ME! It's the Warden.Copy !req
137. Hey, open up.Copy !req
138. Oh, you fools. He's tricked us.Copy !req
139. You were right.Copy !req
140. I'll always be a villain.Copy !req
141. Well hello good looking, need a lift?Copy !req
142. Certainly do, you fantastic fish you.Copy !req
143. Get in the car, you.Copy !req
144. Whoo, I'm free.Copy !req
145. Thanks for sending me the watch, Minion.Copy !req
146. You got it, boss.Copy !req
147. Punch it.Copy !req
148. All right, put your hands in the air.Copy !req
149. Ladies and gentlemen, your Metro Man.Copy !req
150. - Who's your Man?
- Metro man.Copy !req
151. Yeah, Metro City!Copy !req
152. Give me some, come on give it now.
Give it to me. What?Copy !req
153. Give it to me... all right!Copy !req
154. Yo, hey, ha, ha yo.Copy !req
155. Hey, Metro city.Copy !req
156. Hello, hey.Copy !req
157. You know, I just want you to bring it down a bit.Copy !req
158. Boys, a little lower.Copy !req
159. Thank you fellows.Copy !req
160. Let's get real for a moment.Copy !req
161. That's right, that's right
ha, ha, that's right.Copy !req
162. Although getting a whole museum is super cool.Copy !req
163. Super cool, you want to know what the
greatest honor you've given me is?Copy !req
164. Do you really want to know?Copy !req
165. Really?Copy !req
166. I'll tell you.Copy !req
167. The greatest honor you've given me is...Copy !req
168. letting me serve you.Copy !req
169. To help these people in Metro city.Copy !req
170. And at the end of every day.Copy !req
171. Well.Copy !req
172. I often ask myself.Copy !req
173. Who would I be, without you?Copy !req
174. I love you Metro Man!Copy !req
175. And I love you, random citizen.Copy !req
176. I tell you Minion, there's no
place like evil lair.Copy !req
177. I kept it cold and damp, just for you, sir.Copy !req
178. How do I look, Minion?Copy !req
179. - Do I look bad?
- Disgustingly horrifying, sir.Copy !req
180. You always know what to say.Copy !req
181. All the brain-bots certainly missed you, sir.Copy !req
182. Did you miss your daddy?
Whose the menacing little brains?Copy !req
183. You are, yes you are. Uh, uh!
No biting, no, no, no.Copy !req
184. - No, no, no. You want the wrench?
Go get the wrench.
- Oh, look at that.Copy !req
185. Now, back to work.Copy !req
186. She's awake,
Quick, to work.Copy !req
187. - Miss Ritchi, we meet again.
- Would it kill you to wash the bag?Copy !req
188. You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi.
I'm afraid no one can hear you.Copy !req
189. Wha... why isn't she screaming?Copy !req
190. Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind.Copy !req
191. Like this... AHHHHH!Copy !req
192. That's, that's a poor ladies scream.Copy !req
193. - AHHHHH!
- It's a little better.Copy !req
194. Is there some kind of nerdy super villain website,Copy !req
195. where you get Tesla coils, and blinky dials?Copy !req
196. Actually most of it comes from an
outlet store in...Copy !req
197. Don't answer that.Copy !req
198. Romania.Copy !req
199. Don't! Stop! She's using her nosey
reporter skills,Copy !req
200. on your weak willed mind to find
out all our secrets.Copy !req
201. Such tricks... won't work...
on me.Copy !req
202. - Please talk slower
- Temptress.Copy !req
203. What secrets? You're so predictable.Copy !req
204. Predictable, predictable?Copy !req
205. Oh, you call THIS predictable?Copy !req
206. Your Alligators, yes.Copy !req
207. I was thinking about it on the way over.Copy !req
208. What's this? BOOM!Copy !req
209. - In your face.
- Cliché.Copy !req
210. No, look, watch.Copy !req
211. Juvenile.Copy !req
212. - Shuck it all!
- TackyCopy !req
213. - Oh, so sorry.
- Seen it.Copy !req
214. - What's this one do?
- Garish.Copy !req
215. Okay, the spiders new.Copy !req
216. Spider?Copy !req
217. Ee, Uh, yes!Copy !req
218. The "spee... ider". Even the smallest bite
from arachnis deathicusCopy !req
219. Will instantly paralyze... OW!Copy !req
220. Get it off!Copy !req
221. Ow!
- Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work.Copy !req
222. Let's stop wasting time and call your
boyfriend in tights, shall we?Copy !req
223. OOOWWW!Copy !req
224. It is with great pleasure that I present to
Metro Man, this new museum.Copy !req
225. If you please.Copy !req
226. Uh, hey, my kid can't see.Copy !req
227. - Megamind.
- Oh, bravo Metro Man.Copy !req
228. Booooo!Copy !req
229. Yes, I can play along too.Copy !req
230. Booooo.Copy !req
231. Should have known you'd try
to crash the party.Copy !req
232. Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.Copy !req
233. This is the day you and Montrosity,
shall not soon forget.Copy !req
234. It's pronounced Metro City!Copy !req
235. Oh, potato, tomato,
potato, tomato.Copy !req
236. We all know how this ends.Copy !req
237. With you behind bars.Copy !req
238. Oh, I'm shaking in my custom
baby seal-leather boots.Copy !req
239. You will leave, Montrosity.Copy !req
240. Or this will be the last
you ever hear of,Copy !req
241. Roxanne Ritchi!Copy !req
242. - Huh?
- Roxanne!Copy !req
243. - Don't panic Roxie, I'm on my way.
- I'm not panicking.Copy !req
244. In order to stop me, You need to
find me first, Metro Man.Copy !req
245. We're at the abandoned observatory.Copy !req
246. - Ah ha.
- NO! No we're not!Copy !req
247. Don't listen to her, she's crazy.Copy !req
248. Metro Man approaching, sir.Copy !req
249. - HAH!
- Hah, hah!Copy !req
250. Hah, hah, hah.Copy !req
251. Hold on a second.Copy !req
252. Oh, good heavens.Copy !req
253. You didn't think you were in the real
observatory, did you?Copy !req
254. Ready the death ray, Minion.Copy !req
255. Death ray, readying.Copy !req
256. Over here, old friend.Copy !req
257. In case you haven't noticed,Copy !req
258. You've fallen right into my trap.Copy !req
259. You can't trap justice.
It's an idea, a belief.Copy !req
260. Even the most heartfelt belief,
can be corroded over time.Copy !req
261. Justice is a noncorrosive metal.Copy !req
262. But metals can be melted by the
heat of 're-vange'.Copy !req
263. It's 'revenge' and it's best
served cold.Copy !req
264. But it can be easily reheated, in the
microwave of evil.Copy !req
265. Well I think your warranty is about
to expire.Copy !req
266. Maybe I got an extended warranty?Copy !req
267. Warranties are invalid if you don't use
the product for its intended purpose.Copy !req
268. Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty.
Can I go home now?Copy !req
269. Of course, that is if Metro Man, can withstand
the full concentrated power of the... SUN!Copy !req
270. FIRE!Copy !req
271. Minion, fire...Copy !req
272. Uh, it's still warming up, sir.Copy !req
273. - Come again?
- Warming up, sir.Copy !req
274. Warming up?
The sun is warming up?Copy !req
275. One... sssecond... more.Copy !req
276. aaannnd... jussst.Copy !req
277. Tippy, tappy tippy tap, tap,
tip top more.Copy !req
278. - Honestly.
- And we are ready, in just.Copy !req
279. Oh! I told you to have things ready.Copy !req
280. I told you countless times.Copy !req
281. Why do you always blame me?Copy !req
282. My spider bite is acting.Copy !req
283. Your plan is failing,
just admit it.Copy !req
284. Yeah, good luck with that one.Copy !req
285. Whose side are you on?Copy !req
286. The losing side.Copy !req
287. - Thank you.
- Uh, could someone stamp my
frequent kidnapping card?Copy !req
288. You of all people, know we
discontinued that promotion.Copy !req
289. - Chow, chow all.
- Same time next week?Copy !req
290. What did he just say?Copy !req
291. Crab nuggets?Copy !req
292. Good lord, I'm trapped.Copy !req
293. What kind of trickery is this?Copy !req
294. You mad genius.
Your dark gift has finally paid off.Copy !req
295. It, it has?Copy !req
296. This dome is obviously lined with copper.Copy !req
297. - Yeah, so?
- Sir!Copy !req
298. Copper drains my powers.Copy !req
299. Your weakness is copper?Copy !req
300. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
301. I don't think even he could
survive that.Copy !req
302. Well, lets not get our hopes up
just yet.Copy !req
303. - Look!
- Metro Man.Copy !req
304. Metro Man...Copy !req
305. Metro Man! AHHH!Copy !req
306. Oh god! Oh my god, oh!Copy !req
307. Ewwww.Copy !req
308. You did it, sir.Copy !req
309. I did it?Copy !req
310. He did it.Copy !req
311. I did it.Copy !req
312. He did it.Copy !req
313. - You did it, sir.
- I did it!Copy !req
314. - You did it.
- I did it!Copy !req
315. Montrocity is mine!Copy !req
316. You did it sir, you did it, sir.
Yes you did.Copy !req
317. All right people, hit it.Copy !req
318. Hit it!Copy !req
319. - Highway...
- La, la, la, la, la...Copy !req
320. - Highway...
- Ahh, ahh, ahh...Copy !req
321. First off, what a turnout.Copy !req
322. How wild is this, huh?Copy !req
323. All I did was eliminate the most
powerful man in the universe.Copy !req
324. Are there any questions?Copy !req
325. Come on... yes?
You in the back.Copy !req
326. I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan
to do with us.Copy !req
327. And the city.Copy !req
328. Good, I'm glad you asked that one.Copy !req
329. Imagine, the most horrible, terrifying
evil thing you could possibly think of.Copy !req
330. And multiply it by... SIX!Copy !req
331. In the mean time I want you to carry on,
with the dreary normal things you,Copy !req
332. Normal people do.Copy !req
333. Let's just have fun with this, come on.Copy !req
334. And I will get back to you.Copy !req
335. Now slam the door, really hard.Copy !req
336. They can... they can still see you.Copy !req
337. Now?
Yeah, you're still there.Copy !req
338. Oh, let's get going.Copy !req
339. There he is, Mr. Evil Overlord.Copy !req
340. Ahh, Minion.Copy !req
341. Did you think this day would ever come?Copy !req
342. No way, not at all, sir. Never,
never in a million, I mean...Copy !req
343. Yes, I did.Copy !req
344. Look at the intricate moon links.Copy !req
345. I'm looking, I'm looking.Copy !req
346. And what's this?Copy !req
347. Looks like one of the giant monitors, in the lair.Copy !req
348. But it seems to only carry one station.Copy !req
349. Oh, that sir is called a window.Copy !req
350. - Window...
- All the kids are looking through them.Copy !req
351. Oooo, I've never had a view before.Copy !req
352. Montrosity Minion, it's all mine.Copy !req
353. If my parents could see me now.Copy !req
354. Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down
from evil heaven.Copy !req
355. Well now that Mr. Goody-two-shoes is out
of the way.Copy !req
356. I can have, everything I want!Copy !req
357. And there's no one to stop me.Copy !req
358. I know, I know.
Always thirsty, never satisfied.Copy !req
359. I understand you,
little well dressed bird.Copy !req
360. Purposeless, emptiness, it's a vacuum isn't
it. What's your vacuum like?Copy !req
361. Hey, hey, hey!
Not now, Minion.Copy !req
362. I'm in a heated existential discussion
with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.Copy !req
363. I... is something wrong, sir?Copy !req
364. Just think about it.Copy !req
365. We have it all.Copy !req
366. But we have nothing.Copy !req
367. It's just to easy now.Copy !req
368. I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir.Copy !req
369. - I mean, we did it, right?
- Well, you did it, sir.Copy !req
370. Yes you've made that perfectly clear.Copy !req
371. - Then why do I feel so, Mel-on-cholly?
- Huh?Copy !req
372. Unhappy.Copy !req
373. Oh, uh well, uh. What if tomorrow,
we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi.Copy !req
374. That always seems to lift your spirits.Copy !req
375. Good idea, Minion. But without him,
what's the point?Copy !req
376. - Him, sir?
- Nothing.Copy !req
377. Okay, um, all right well just uh, that's uh,Copy !req
378. something to consider and um,Copy !req
379. well, I think I'll just power
down for a while then.Copy !req
380. He was always there for us.Copy !req
381. Dependable.Copy !req
382. Perhaps we took him for granted.Copy !req
383. Maybe we never really know how good we
have it, until it's gone.Copy !req
384. We miss you, Metro Man.Copy !req
385. I, miss you.Copy !req
386. And I have just one question for,
Megamind.Copy !req
387. Are you happy now?Copy !req
388. This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting from a
city without a hero.Copy !req
389. Coming up next. Are you ready to be a
slave army? What you need to know.Copy !req
390. Aaannd wrap that up and give it
to a child on Christmas.Copy !req
391. - 'Cause we're done.
- Okay, see you tomorrow, Hal.Copy !req
392. Wait, Roxie. I'm having a party
at my house.Copy !req
393. Coming off the hook, or whatever.
You should come over.Copy !req
394. I got a DJ rented a bouncy house.
Made a gallon of dip. It's gonna be sick.Copy !req
395. Oh, I don't know, Hal. I don't really
fell like being around a bunch of people.Copy !req
396. No, no, no. That's the best part,
it'll be like just you and me.Copy !req
397. Wow, that uh, that's certainly very tempting.Copy !req
398. - But,
- I did hire a wedding photographer.Copy !req
399. That's just in case, we were like
something crazy happened.Copy !req
400. And you'd want a picture of it. Like maybe
we should have this for like ever,Copy !req
401. like a memory, you know.Copy !req
402. Um, I'm gonna pass.Copy !req
403. I have some work here I need
to do. Okay, bye.Copy !req
404. So Thursday? Soft, Thursday?Copy !req
405. - Goodnight, Hal.
- It's a soft yes, on Thursday.Copy !req
406. What's, wrong with me?Copy !req
407. Rented a bouncy house? Chick's don't like
bouncy houses, they like clown's.Copy !req
408. OW! Ohhh!Copy !req
409. Stupid van!
Broke my finger!Copy !req
410. I've made a horrible mistake.Copy !req
411. I didn't mean to destroy you.Copy !req
412. I mean, I meant to destroy you.Copy !req
413. I didn't think it would really work.Copy !req
414. What are we suppose to do? Without you,
evil is running rampant through the streets.Copy !req
415. I am so tired of running rampant
through the streets.Copy !req
416. What's the point of being bad when
there's no good to try and stop you?Copy !req
417. Someone has to stop, Megamind.Copy !req
418. Hey, we're closing soon.Copy !req
419. Oh, you scared me.Copy !req
420. - Barry, right?
- Bernard.Copy !req
421. Bernard, I was just well I was
talking to myself.Copy !req
422. You may think I'm a little bit nuts.Copy !req
423. I'm not allowed to self guess directly.Copy !req
424. Thank you, I just...Copy !req
425. Bernard, I'll just be another minute.Copy !req
426. - Okay.
- Thanks.Copy !req
427. I had so many evil plans in the works.Copy !req
428. The illiteracy beam.Copy !req
429. Typhoon cheese.Copy !req
430. Robo sheep.Copy !req
431. Battles we will now, never have.Copy !req
432. You know we never had the chance
to say goodbye.Copy !req
433. So, it's good that we have this time now.Copy !req
434. You know, before I destroy the place.Copy !req
435. Nothing personal, it just brings back
to many painful memories.Copy !req
436. Hello, hello?Copy !req
437. Roxanne!Copy !req
438. That's a pretty tasteless costume.Copy !req
439. - Costume?
- Megamind's head is not that grossly exaggerated.Copy !req
440. Oh you even made a cheap replica of
his dehydration gun. How...Copy !req
441. Hello, is someone there?Copy !req
442. Hello, who's there?Copy !req
443. Whoa! Hey, hey. Whew.Copy !req
444. It's just you, Bernard.Copy !req
445. Oh, yes it's just me.
Bernard.Copy !req
446. Well thank you for letting me stay.Copy !req
447. Look I wouldn't stay for more than two minutes
and thirty seven seconds if I were you.Copy !req
448. We're having the walls and ceiling removed.Copy !req
449. Wow, that sounds like. Quite the renovation.Copy !req
450. I guess I'll. Guess I'll ride down
with you then.Copy !req
451. I kept thinking he was going to do
one of his last minute escapes.Copy !req
452. Yeah, he was really good at those.Copy !req
453. Oh, if only the world had a reset button.Copy !req
454. I've looked into the reset button.Copy !req
455. The size is impossible.Copy !req
456. Oh, Bernard, I didn't know you had... feelings.
Are you okay?Copy !req
457. Metro Man is gone. And now there's
no one left to challenge Megamind.Copy !req
458. Oh, come on, Bernard.Copy !req
459. As long as there's evil good will
rise up against it.Copy !req
460. Ohhh, I wish.Copy !req
461. I believe someone is going to stand
up to Megamind.Copy !req
462. - You really think so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
463. I mean, it's like they say.
Heroes aren't born, they're made.Copy !req
464. Heroes can be made. That's it!Copy !req
465. - All you need are the right ingredients.
- Yeah.Copy !req
466. - Bravery.
- Yes.Copy !req
467. - Strength.
- Of course.Copy !req
468. - Determination.
- Imperative.Copy !req
469. And a smidgen of DNA.Copy !req
470. - With that, anyone can be a hero.
- Yeah!Copy !req
471. Oh, ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
472. I think we should run.Copy !req
473. Bye.Copy !req
474. Time to put the past behind us.Copy !req
475. Only the future... AHH!Copy !req
476. Oh, I'm to close.
I'm genuinely scared right now.Copy !req
477. Oh, I hope no ones seeing this.Copy !req
478. Create a hero? Wait, wait, what?
Why would you do that?Copy !req
479. So I have someone to fight.Copy !req
480. Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.Copy !req
481. A ying, with no yang.Copy !req
482. A bull fighter with no bull to fight.Copy !req
483. In other words, I have no purpose.Copy !req
484. Now, ask me how I'm going to do it.Copy !req
485. Go on, ask.Copy !req
486. How are you doing to do it?Copy !req
487. I'm going to give someone, I don't know
who yet.Copy !req
488. Metro Man's powers. I'm going to train that
someone to become Montrocity's new hero.Copy !req
489. Over here, follow.Copy !req
490. And then, finally I'm going to fight that hero.
In an epic battle of good and evil.Copy !req
491. We could put everything back the way it was.Copy !req
492. When the world was perfect.Copy !req
493. And rosy. Behold, Minion.Copy !req
494. Metro Man's cape.Copy !req
495. Look closely.Copy !req
496. Tell me what you see?Copy !req
497. Dandruff?Copy !req
498. Yes, it's his DNA.Copy !req
499. From this, we'll extract the source of
Metro Man's awesome power.Copy !req
500. Sir, I think this is a bad idea.Copy !req
501. Yes, It's a very wickedly bad idea.
For the greater good of man.Copy !req
502. But I'm saying this is a kind of
bad, bad.Copy !req
503. Okay, you might think it's good
in your bad perception.Copy !req
504. But from a good perception,
it is just plain bad.Copy !req
505. Oh, you don't know what's good for bad.Copy !req
506. Now we have just one shot at this.Copy !req
507. We must find a suitable subject.Copy !req
508. Someone who will do harm to mine.
Who puts the welfare of others above their own.Copy !req
509. What on earth is that?Copy !req
510. Seems to be emanating from there, sir.Copy !req
511. - O-llo,
- Uh, it's hello.Copy !req
512. Hello, like that?Copy !req
513. - Bernard, it's Roxanne.
- It's Roxanne.Copy !req
514. I just want to thank you for
inspiring me the other day.Copy !req
515. - Oh, You've inspired me too.
- Great!Copy !req
516. It's time we stood up to Megamind
and show him he can't push us around.Copy !req
517. Oh, oh really.
She's so cute.Copy !req
518. - I'm already hot on his trail.
- Uh, huh.Copy !req
519. And what gives you that idea?Copy !req
520. - Uh, sir.
- I just found his secret hideout.Copy !req
521. How did she find my hideout?Copy !req
522. Uh, how did you find his hideout?Copy !req
523. This is the only building in Metro City
with a big observatory on the roof.Copy !req
524. Okay, there's no way she'll find
the secret entrance.Copy !req
525. Oh! There's a doormat here that
say's 'Secret Entrance'.Copy !req
526. - Minion!
- I kept forgetting where it was.Copy !req
527. She'll discover all our secrets.Copy !req
528. - Ohh, oh no!
- You dim-witted creation of science.Copy !req
529. - What?
- Oh, not you Roxanne.Copy !req
530. No, I was just yelling at my mothers, urn.Copy !req
531. Don't do anything, I'll be right there.Copy !req
532. Roxanne?Copy !req
533. Oh no, not again.Copy !req
534. Roxanne.Copy !req
535. - Whoa!
- Oh, I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
536. Wait, how did you get here so fast?Copy !req
537. Well, I uh. I happened to be speed walking
nearby when you called.Copy !req
538. - In a suit?
- Uh huh.Copy !req
539. It's called, 'Formal Speed walking'.Copy !req
540. But that's not important.Copy !req
541. I better take the lead.Copy !req
542. This way looks exciting.Copy !req
543. No, it says, exit.Copy !req
544. Uh, which is the abbreviation
for 'Exciting', right?Copy !req
545. It's the mother load.Copy !req
546. - Ahh.
- Wow.Copy !req
547. - Wow.
- Just look at this thing.Copy !req
548. You know, I really could use your help in
deciphering all this.Copy !req
549. - Really?
- You're an expert in all things Megamind, right?Copy !req
550. - Yes, right.
- Together we could figure out his plan
for the city and stop it.Copy !req
551. Are you in?Copy !req
552. - Oh, what fun!
- That's what I want to hear.Copy !req
553. Minion,
Code-Send in the brain bots.Copy !req
554. You know the whole point of a code is...Copy !req
555. Oh code-just do it, Minion.Copy !req
556. Ahh, it's me you fools!Copy !req
557. Bernard!Copy !req
558. It's daddy.Copy !req
559. Megamind!Copy !req
560. What have you done with, Bernard?Copy !req
561. Oh Bernard? Oh yes, I'm doing
horrible things to that man.Copy !req
562. I don't want to get into it but,
Lasers, spikes.Copy !req
563. Oh, please no, not the lasers and the spikes!Copy !req
564. You know the drill.Copy !req
565. Oh no, not the drill.Copy !req
566. - Let him go.
- Or what?Copy !req
567. Or I'm going to find out what this
weird looking gun does.Copy !req
568. No don't!
Don't shoot that gun.Copy !req
569. I'll just go get him.Copy !req
570. Unhand me you fiend!Copy !req
571. It, its strength's to much.Copy !req
572. Oh, I work out.Copy !req
573. Argh, it's really paying off.
You're so fit, and strangely charismatic.Copy !req
574. Are you okay?Copy !req
575. I've did my best.
But he's to fantastic.Copy !req
576. Here, let me carry that heavy gun for you.Copy !req
577. I got this covered.Copy !req
578. Let go, it's mine!Copy !req
579. Bernard, run!Copy !req
580. Give it to me.Copy !req
581. Oh no!Copy !req
582. Roxanne.Copy !req
583. Ow!Copy !req
584. Who on earth is that?Copy !req
585. Roxanne!Copy !req
586. Bernard, you were right about that door
being exciting.Copy !req
587. This way.Copy !req
588. - Aha!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
589. This will stop them, here!Copy !req
590. Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it.Copy !req
591. Just throw it.Copy !req
592. Daddy's, sorry.Copy !req
593. - Wow, that was real exciting.
- Yeah.Copy !req
594. - You were very strong in there.
- I know.Copy !req
595. I've never seen anyone but Metro Man
stand up to him like that.Copy !req
596. What's going on?Copy !req
597. Hal, what happened?Copy !req
598. I think a bee flew up my nose.Copy !req
599. I was just about to make my frontal
assault to rescue you,Copy !req
600. but like fifty ninjas started to attack me.Copy !req
601. So I had to beat them all up, and I did...Copy !req
602. - and they were all like crying, and stuff.
- Wow.Copy !req
603. Brave one, isn't he.Copy !req
604. Who are you?Copy !req
605. Oh thi..., this is Bernard.Copy !req
606. - He's my partner.
- Partner?Copy !req
607. Yes, yes partner.Copy !req
608. Well look partner, I'm her partner.Copy !req
609. She doesn't know what she's saying. She's
been through a traumatic experience.Copy !req
610. I'd better take him home.
Thanks again, Bernard.Copy !req
611. I'll call you tomorrow, partner.Copy !req
612. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
613. I'd like that.Copy !req
614. That was weird for everybody. 'Cause you
accidentally, hugged him instead of me.Copy !req
615. Sir!Copy !req
616. SIR!Copy !req
617. Code-Did you find out
who it was?Copy !req
618. Huh?
Oh, oh.Copy !req
619. Code-get the car.Copy !req
620. Code-right away, sir.Copy !req
621. - Bye.
- See you tomorrow, Hal.Copy !req
622. I'll leave the door unlocked in case
you want to check on me later.Copy !req
623. Who is this man,
we've infused with godlike power?Copy !req
624. Ow, ow, whoa ho.Copy !req
625. Well sir, his name's Hal Stewart.
He's twenty eight years old.Copy !req
626. No criminal record.Copy !req
627. Actually, no records at all.Copy !req
628. Apparently, this man hasn't accomplished anything.Copy !req
629. Not yet, Minion.
Not...Copy !req
630. Yet.Copy !req
631. Could this day get anymore, funtastic?Copy !req
632. So I will just go ahead and defuse him,Copy !req
633. since this is clearly a mistake.Copy !req
634. No, Minion. Something much
more powerful at work.Copy !req
635. This is no mistake.Copy !req
636. It's destiny.Copy !req
637. Hal Stewart, prepare for your destiny.Copy !req
638. Hal? Hal Stewart?Copy !req
639. Am I saying it right?Copy !req
640. - Stewart.
- Aaah.Copy !req
641. Is this a robbery? 'Cause the lady across
the hall has way better stuff than me.Copy !req
642. Oh, look. It's Hal Stewart.Copy !req
643. Quick, the spray.Copy !req
644. - Oops, all out.
- Well use the forget-me-stick.Copy !req
645. Oh, right!Copy !req
646. Just look at him.Copy !req
647. Well, he doesn't look quite the
hero type to me.Copy !req
648. Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.Copy !req
649. The power couldn't ask for a finer claim.Copy !req
650. I smell hero.Copy !req
651. I smell something burning.Copy !req
652. I think it's working!Copy !req
653. Places, places,
places, places...Copy !req
654. You have your disguise?Copy !req
655. What?Copy !req
656. Ah, you look fantastic.Copy !req
657. Rise, my glorious creation.Copy !req
658. Rise, and come to Papa.Copy !req
659. What's going on?Copy !req
660. - Easy my child.
- Who are you?Copy !req
661. I sent you to this planet to
teach you about justice.Copy !req
662. Honor, and nobility.Copy !req
663. I am your father.Copy !req
664. So you're like, my space Dad?Copy !req
665. Yeah, I'm like your space Dad.Copy !req
666. And you are, what?Copy !req
667. I'm your space, Step-Mom.Copy !req
668. I, I had some work done recently.Copy !req
669. Is this some kind of dream?Copy !req
670. This is a dream come true.Copy !req
671. You've been blethed
with unfathomamble power.Copy !req
672. What kind of power?Copy !req
673. Unfathamomble.Copy !req
674. It's un, without Fathom.Copy !req
675. - Whoa
- Yeah, we've come to guide you.Copy !req
676. On your path to be Montrosity's new hero.Copy !req
677. And battle the super genius, of Megamind.Copy !req
678. I know this is a lot to take in.Copy !req
679. It may take months for you
to come to grips...Copy !req
680. No frickin' way.Copy !req
681. I wasn't finished.Copy !req
682. Wahoo! I'm going to be a hero.Copy !req
683. I'm going to be a hero.Copy !req
684. Thee Minion, he's perfect.Copy !req
685. Aaannd, action!Copy !req
686. Someone help me.
- I'm okay.Copy !req
687. Ohhh, oh!Copy !req
688. Zap, zap, zap.Copy !req
689. Ha, haaa!Copy !req
690. The flames of my evil burn bright.
Now you thay thomething cool back at me.Copy !req
691. Look, it doesn't even hurt.
Don't even feel it.Copy !req
692. No, no, no. Slow it down, and stop.Copy !req
693. I said slow down.Copy !req
694. Watch out.Copy !req
695. He's hopeless. HOPELESS!Copy !req
696. - Maybe we should change tactics?
- You think so?Copy !req
697. Oh, you know how boys are.
They love video games.Copy !req
698. I can throw a few parts together.Copy !req
699. Can't... wait.
LoL, smiley face.Copy !req
700. Can't wait for what, sir?Copy !req
701. Oh, that was such a funny story.Copy !req
702. And brilliantly told, by the way.Copy !req
703. Okay, now you tell one.Copy !req
704. Bernard, I never knew you were so funny.Copy !req
705. And, I never heard you laugh before.Copy !req
706. Yeah, it's been a while.Copy !req
707. Feels pretty good.Copy !req
708. And, exit.Copy !req
709. You don't get out much, do you?Copy !req
710. Fun!Copy !req
711. I used to come here with my mother
when I was a kid.Copy !req
712. It was one of my favorite things to do.Copy !req
713. Now look at it.Copy !req
714. It's a dump.Copy !req
715. Why are we cleaning up the City, sir?Copy !req
716. Um, well we don't want to battle our
new hero in a dump, now... do we?Copy !req
717. They're all back.Copy !req
718. But how, why?Copy !req
719. Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.Copy !req
720. That's it. Be free, my beautiful dove.Copy !req
721. Wa haooooCopy !req
722. Okay, okay, Metro Man and I,
were never a couple.Copy !req
723. But I thought you two were...Copy !req
724. I know, everybody did. It's just,
well he was never really my type.Copy !req
725. Really?Copy !req
726. Okay, now you tell me something.Copy !req
727. Something you've never told anyone.Copy !req
728. Well, in shh-school.Copy !req
729. None of the other kids really liked me.Copy !req
730. I was always last one picked
for everything.Copy !req
731. Hmm, it's to bad that we didn't
go to the same school.Copy !req
732. Hal, I think you're ready for this.Copy !req
733. Do I have a son?Copy !req
734. No, Hal, you make me laugh.Copy !req
735. It stretches, it's for you.Copy !req
736. Hey, what's the 'T' stand for?Copy !req
737. Titan.Copy !req
738. Tighten? What's that suppose to mean?Copy !req
739. It was the only name I
could trademark.Copy !req
740. Oh.Copy !req
741. Do you have someone special
in your life, Hal?Copy !req
742. No not yet, but.Copy !req
743. There's this really, really good looking one
I've got my eye on, currently.Copy !req
744. That's very good. Romance is
very inspiring.Copy !req
745. - That's what I hear.
- All you have to do, is save her.Copy !req
746. And she'll be yours.Copy !req
747. - Who want's Churro's?
- I do!Copy !req
748. Thanks spaced out, momma.Copy !req
749. On the count of three,
unsheathe your Churro.Copy !req
750. One, two, three!
To Titan.Copy !req
751. Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind.Copy !req
752. And the city will know your name.Copy !req
753. The City's parks' restored to their
original glory.Copy !req
754. The street's, the safest they've been.Copy !req
755. The banks reopened.Copy !req
756. Has something happened to Megamind?Copy !req
757. Has someone tamed this monster?Copy !req
758. This is Roxanne Ritchi cautiously optimistic,
and pleasantly confused.Copy !req
759. Well you seem in a very good
mood tonight, sir.Copy !req
760. Huh? Oh yes, how long is this going to take?Copy !req
761. Just a few alterations, sir. And I will be
done with your most terrifying cape yet.Copy !req
762. I'm calling it, The Black
Mambaaaaaaa... aaaa... aaa.Copy !req
763. Black Mamba, perfect. Ooo, gosh I am
running late. I have to go.Copy !req
764. What, where, where are you going, sir?Copy !req
765. We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning.Copy !req
766. We haven't even tested your
big battle suit yet.Copy !req
767. You attend to the details, Minion.Copy !req
768. I have to, run a quick errand.Copy !req
769. You don't run errands.Copy !req
770. What's going on here?Copy !req
771. - What?
- Oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
772. Are you wearing Jean-Paul Gaultier's,
For Him?Copy !req
773. It's just my natural musk.Copy !req
774. Now, where are the car keys?Copy !req
775. Ahhh.Copy !req
776. Uh, uh, uh, uh.
This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it.Copy !req
777. Your going on a date with her.Copy !req
778. No my main man, get out of town.Copy !req
779. Oh this is bad, this is bad.
You've fallen in love with her.Copy !req
780. You are forgetting your place, Minion.Copy !req
781. Now give me the keys.Copy !req
782. What happens when Roxanne finds
out who you really are?Copy !req
783. She will never find out.Copy !req
784. That's the point of lying.Copy !req
785. Ahhh!Copy !req
786. Honestly, If I didn't know any better I'd think
this was your first day of being evil.Copy !req
787. NO!Copy !req
788. This has gone far enough.Copy !req
789. Oh, that was really grown up.Copy !req
790. Sir please, it's for your own good.Copy !req
791. Well what do you know.Copy !req
792. I may not know much, but I do know this.Copy !req
793. The bad guy doesn't get the girl.Copy !req
794. Maybe I don't want to be the bad
guy anymore.Copy !req
795. You heard me.Copy !req
796. Who are you?Copy !req
797. - Now give me the keys.
- NO!Copy !req
798. My soul purpose in life is
to look after you.Copy !req
799. Well I don't need you to look after me.Copy !req
800. What are you... what are you saying?Copy !req
801. - You don't need me?
- Let me make it clear.Copy !req
802. Code-I don't need you.Copy !req
803. You know what, you know what.Copy !req
804. Code-I'll just pack my thing and go.Copy !req
805. Code-Fine!Copy !req
806. Code-Fine back.Copy !req
807. Well good luck on your date.Copy !req
808. - I will.
- That doesn't even make any sense.Copy !req
809. I know.Copy !req
810. I know I am so close, I can feel it.Copy !req
811. Okay, okay I just have to take
a step back.Copy !req
812. Wait a minute.Copy !req
813. Titan.Copy !req
814. What's a Titan?Copy !req
815. My super ears are burning.Copy !req
816. I usually just hear criminals. You
haven't been naughty, have you?Copy !req
817. I'm totally messing with you. I'm totally messing
with you.Copy !req
818. The names Titan.Copy !req
819. - Titan?
- Your very own heroic guardian
of pure awesome.Copy !req
820. What's your name? Just kidding, I know
everything about you.Copy !req
821. Oh, oh! And I brought some flowers,Copy !req
822. Didn't know what you liked, so I
just grabbed you know, all of them.Copy !req
823. Okay, you don't like flowers.
Okay, uh, uh, forget the flowers.Copy !req
824. - What do you want?
- Thought maybe we could go for a little
flight around town.Copy !req
825. - Get to know each other first.
- WHOA!Copy !req
826. It's suppose to be very thrilling for you.Copy !req
827. Just what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
828. Oh are I moving to fast?Copy !req
829. You're probably right. I should just
rescue you a few times before we get
all romantic.Copy !req
830. Whoops!Copy !req
831. Saved you. You are lucky to
have such a great hero here.Copy !req
832. Oh no. Somebody do something?Copy !req
833. Oh, right, right. Duh! I gotcha.Copy !req
834. That was fun, you almost died.
But I saved you.Copy !req
835. - Aaaah, building!
- AH!Copy !req
836. Gotcha!Copy !req
837. Whoo, I'm sorry.
What were you saying?Copy !req
838. I couldn't hear you over
the sound of me saving your life.Copy !req
839. Put me down, right now!Copy !req
840. Okay, all right, all right,
hold on.Copy !req
841. Are you crazy?Copy !req
842. I suppose I'm, a little crazy...
about you.Copy !req
843. Who are you? Really.Copy !req
844. Oooh, oooh, right. Well prepare
to have your mind blown, little lady.Copy !req
845. - Tada!
- Hal?Copy !req
846. Yeah, isn't this great?Copy !req
847. Now there's nothing keeping us apart.Copy !req
848. No, it's not great.Copy !req
849. Wow, our first fight. This is so us,
we're like an old married couple.Copy !req
850. There is no us, okay. There will
never be an us.Copy !req
851. But, I have powers.Copy !req
852. I have a cape, I'm the good guy.Copy !req
853. You are a good guy, Hal.Copy !req
854. But you don't understand we need to
find out why...Copy !req
855. - Right now,
- This isn't right.Copy !req
856. - Listen to me, Hal.
- You're suppose to be with me.Copy !req
857. I'm trying to warn you, Hal.Copy !req
858. It's Tighten. It's TIGHTEN, not Hal.Copy !req
859. - Bernard.
- Roxanne.Copy !req
860. - Sorry I'm late.
- Wow, your hair looks exciting.Copy !req
861. Hmm, not the only exciting development
of the night.Copy !req
862. Megamind's created a new hero.Copy !req
863. And I know why.Copy !req
864. It all makes sense now.Copy !req
865. He missed getting his butt kicked, so he created
a new hero to kick it for him.Copy !req
866. But why did he pick, Hal?Copy !req
867. Hal is the worst possible person
you could pick.Copy !req
868. Wow, that's a lot to take in.Copy !req
869. It, it boggles my mind.Copy !req
870. I am extremely boggled.Copy !req
871. You know, I'm sure we'll get to the bottom
of who's kicking who's butt.Copy !req
872. But in the mean time.Copy !req
873. Let's enjoy each other's company.Copy !req
874. I'm sorry, Bernard. Of course, your right,Copy !req
875. you know, I could use a breather.Copy !req
876. To, Bernard. For being the only normal
thing in my crazy upside down world.Copy !req
877. To... being normal.Copy !req
878. - Roxanne.
- Yes?Copy !req
879. Say I wasn't so normal.Copy !req
880. Say I was bald and had the complexion
of a popular primary color.Copy !req
881. As a random, non specific example.Copy !req
882. Would you still enjoy my company?Copy !req
883. Of course, you don't judge a book by
its cover.Copy !req
884. Or a person from the outside.Copy !req
885. Oh, that's a relief to hear.Copy !req
886. You judge them based on their actions.Copy !req
887. Well that seems kinda petty,
don't you think.Copy !req
888. - You.
- What, what?Copy !req
889. Oh, don't look at me!Copy !req
890. Just, just a technical glitch.Copy !req
891. Don't look yet.Copy !req
892. My bad.Copy !req
893. Where were we?Copy !req
894. Now, now, hold on.Copy !req
895. YOU!Copy !req
896. I can explain.Copy !req
897. What about everything you just said?Copy !req
898. About judging a book by it's cover.Copy !req
899. Well let's take a look at the contents
then, shall we?Copy !req
900. You destroyed Metro Man.Copy !req
901. You took over the city and then you
actually got me to care about you.Copy !req
902. Why are you so evil?Copy !req
903. Tricking me?Copy !req
904. What could you possibly hope to gain?Copy !req
905. Wait a minute.Copy !req
906. Oh, I don't believe this.Copy !req
907. Do you really think that I would
ever be with you?Copy !req
908. no...Copy !req
909. Okay Minion, you were right.Copy !req
910. I was... less right.Copy !req
911. We should stick to what we're good at.Copy !req
912. Being bad.Copy !req
913. Minion...Copy !req
914. You there.Copy !req
915. Yeah, you.Copy !req
916. Bring out, the 'Black Mamba'!Copy !req
917. Okay, Titan it's time to go down,
in style.Copy !req
918. I hear there's a new hero.Copy !req
919. who dares to challenge my evil.Copy !req
920. Where is the one they call, Titan?Copy !req
921. Challenge me, if you dare.Copy !req
922. Oh no, we're gonna crash.Copy !req
923. This is embarrassing.Copy !req
924. Ballsy and incipient.Copy !req
925. Boneheaded, irresponsible.Copy !req
926. RUDE!Copy !req
927. Unprofessional, that's what this is.Copy !req
928. Would Metro Man have kept me waiting?Copy !req
929. Of course not, he was a pro.Copy !req
930. Hey, Megamind. You're actually
the guy I want to see.Copy !req
931. Also, there's a door here.Copy !req
932. Do you have any idea how long
I waited for you?Copy !req
933. No, no, no, I totally understand what you're saying.Copy !req
934. Could you just shut up for one second, I'm trying
to beat this level.Copy !req
935. Were you even planning on showing up?Copy !req
936. What's this?Copy !req
937. Where did you get all this stuff?Copy !req
938. It doesn't belong to me.Copy !req
939. You stole it!Copy !req
940. - Pretty cool, right.
- Oh no, no, no. You're a hero.Copy !req
941. Being a hero is for losers.Copy !req
942. It's work, work, work twenty four seven,
and for what?Copy !req
943. I only took the gig to get the girl. And it turns
out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me.Copy !req
944. Roxanne Ritchi?Copy !req
945. Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi.Copy !req
946. I saw her having dinner, and making googly eyes
at some intellectual dweeb.Copy !req
947. - Ohhhh
- Who needs all that noise.Copy !req
948. That's why I think, WE should
team up.Copy !req
949. You? Wait! What?Copy !req
950. With my power, and your big
headedness,Copy !req
951. we could rule the city.Copy !req
952. - You want to team up?
- I even drew up some new costume designs.Copy !req
953. - See
- Costume design?Copy !req
954. You be the brain so you get a little brain
wearing glasses on your costume, or something.Copy !req
955. And since I'm the cool one, I'll have like
two tanks sword fighting.Copy !req
956. I can't believe you.Copy !req
957. All your gifts all your powers, and you
squander them for your own personal gain.Copy !req
958. - Yes!
- NO!Copy !req
959. I 'm the villain, you're the good guy.
I do something bad, and you come and get me.Copy !req
960. That's why I created you.Copy !req
961. Yeah, right. You're nuts.Copy !req
962. - Space Dad told me.
- Look, I'm your Space Dad.Copy !req
963. You should be more like Metro Man.Copy !req
964. You tricked me?Copy !req
965. Oh, don't like that, huh?Copy !req
966. Well there's more.Copy !req
967. I'm also the intellectual dweeb
dating Roxanne.Copy !req
968. - No.
- And we were smooching up a storm.Copy !req
969. Mmmore... Mmmore... Mmmore.Copy !req
970. When I get my hands on you
I'm gonna,Copy !req
971. YES! Yes I know.Copy !req
972. Bring me to justice. Oh god,
how I missed this.Copy !req
973. And the hero strikes the first blow.Copy !req
974. But evil returns with a backhand.Copy !req
975. YES!Copy !req
976. Ahh... shhhh.Copy !req
977. Come out you little freak!Copy !req
978. I want to see what that big brain
looks like on the pavement.Copy !req
979. You fell for the oldest evil trick in the book.Copy !req
980. You little blue, twerp.Copy !req
981. En Garde!Copy !req
982. Oh, now that's the spirit.Copy !req
983. Take, that, parry again!Copy !req
984. Now it's time for some witty back
and forth banter.Copy !req
985. You go first.Copy !req
986. Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.Copy !req
987. This one's for stealing my girlfriend.Copy !req
988. This one's for space Dad making a fool out of me.Copy !req
989. And Megamind! This one's for
Space, Step-Mom.Copy !req
990. You lied to her!Copy !req
991. Oh, well done, I thought that pummeling
went really, really well.Copy !req
992. I mean, I have a few notes.Copy !req
993. - Notes?
- But they can wait.Copy !req
994. You can take me to jail now.Copy !req
995. Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking
more like the morgue.Copy !req
996. - You're dead!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
997. This isn't how you play the game.Copy !req
998. Game over.Copy !req
999. Brain Bots.Copy !req
1000. I'm calling time out.Copy !req
1001. Time out, time out!Copy !req
1002. Brain bots. Initiate the fail safe.Copy !req
1003. Guess what, Buster Brown?Copy !req
1004. It's made from Copper. You're powerless
against it.Copy !req
1005. It's a very safe metal used to defeat...Copy !req
1006. Metro Man?Copy !req
1007. You, should stop comparing me
to Metro Man.Copy !req
1008. You can run Megamind,
but you can't hide.Copy !req
1009. We're saved, we're saved!Copy !req
1010. What's your name, new hero?Copy !req
1011. - It's Tighten.
- Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1012. Tighten has freed us.Copy !req
1013. Oh I wouldn't say free.Copy !req
1014. More like, under new management.Copy !req
1015. What do you want?Copy !req
1016. - Titan's turned evil.
- Congratulations, another one of your genius
plans has backfired on you.Copy !req
1017. And why did my doorman let you up?Copy !req
1018. - Carlos?
- What are you, no, no!Copy !req
1019. I need your help.Copy !req
1020. Why do you need MY help?Copy !req
1021. Because you're the
smartest person I know.Copy !req
1022. Well you can't hide here.Copy !req
1023. Copper should have worked,
why didn't the copper work?Copy !req
1024. The copper worked perfectly well the last time.Copy !req
1025. Copper? You're not making any sense.Copy !req
1026. Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness.
He'll destroy the whole city.Copy !req
1027. Okay, how can I help?Copy !req
1028. We need to find answers.
You knew Metro Man best.Copy !req
1029. Did he have a hideout, a cave, a solitary
fortress of some kind?Copy !req
1030. Anything that would give us clues.Copy !req
1031. Well, there is one place I know.Copy !req
1032. You gave him these powers, can't
you just take them away?Copy !req
1033. I can't, I lost my diffuser gun when I
misplaced the invisible car.Copy !req
1034. The night you dumped me.Copy !req
1035. Alone.Copy !req
1036. In the rain.Copy !req
1037. - Did you ever look back?
- NO!Copy !req
1038. - Oh, my giant blue head.
- I guess we're here.Copy !req
1039. So, this is where he hid it.Copy !req
1040. After all these years. My old shhool house.Copy !req
1041. You know, I think there's an
apology in order, for the other night.Copy !req
1042. Okay that would be nice.
But make it quick.Copy !req
1043. We have much more pressing
matters to deal with.Copy !req
1044. Wow, can't believe he kept
all this stuff.Copy !req
1045. Aww, I remember when he
wore that.Copy !req
1046. Can we try to stay focused here?Copy !req
1047. Yes of course, you're right, focused.Copy !req
1048. HEY! Come over and look at this.Copy !req
1049. What is it?
What did you find?Copy !req
1050. Um... look!Copy !req
1051. This glass has ice cubes in it.Copy !req
1052. Yes, that's what happens when water gets cold.Copy !req
1053. No, what I'm saying is,Copy !req
1054. don't you think it's a little odd that
the ice hasn't melted yet?Copy !req
1055. One of life's great mysteries.Copy !req
1056. Hey.Copy !req
1057. AAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
1058. We now have a confirmed report.Copy !req
1059. Tighten, first thought to be the
City's new hero, has turned evil.Copy !req
1060. The city has never seen this level
of destruction.Copy !req
1061. If only Metro Man were still alive.Copy !req
1062. - You're alive?
- You're alive.Copy !req
1063. I'm alive.Copy !req
1064. But... we... we
saw your skeleton.Copy !req
1065. - You were dead.
- Are you a ghost?Copy !req
1066. There had better be, an amazing
explanation for this.Copy !req
1067. Speak, apparition.Copy !req
1068. Okay, okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
1069. You both deserve the truth.Copy !req
1070. It all started back at the observatory.Copy !req
1071. Roxanne was kidnapped, I was gonna
stop you.Copy !req
1072. My head wasn't in the game that day.Copy !req
1073. We were kinda going through the motions.
So...Copy !req
1074. Using my super speed.Copy !req
1075. I decided to go clear my head.Copy !req
1076. Then I realized we had done this same
silly charade our entire lives.Copy !req
1077. I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling.Copy !req
1078. But I just felt stuck.Copy !req
1079. I began to realize, despite all my powers,Copy !req
1080. each and every citizen of Metro had
something I didn't.Copy !req
1081. A choice.Copy !req
1082. Ever since I can remember I've always
had to be what the City wanted me to be.Copy !req
1083. But what about what I wanted to do?Copy !req
1084. Then it suddenly hit me.Copy !req
1085. I do have a choice.Copy !req
1086. I can be whatever I want to be.Copy !req
1087. No one said this hero thing had to
be a life time gig.Copy !req
1088. You can't just quit either.Copy !req
1089. That's when I got the brilliant idea...Copy !req
1090. to fake my death.Copy !req
1091. Copper drains my powers!Copy !req
1092. - You're weakness is copper?Copy !req
1093. Once your death ray hit.Copy !req
1094. I never felt so alive.Copy !req
1095. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby
nursing school.Copy !req
1096. Metro Man was finally dead.Copy !req
1097. And Music Man was born.Copy !req
1098. Music man?Copy !req
1099. That way I can keep my logo.Copy !req
1100. - WHAT?
- 'Cause of what?Copy !req
1101. Finally I'm free, to get in touch
with my true power.Copy !req
1102. Weaving lyrical magic.Copy !req
1103. Check this out.Copy !req
1104. - That's horrible.
- Granted you have talent,Copy !req
1105. But there's a mad man out there
destroying our... your city.Copy !req
1106. How could you do this?Copy !req
1107. The people of the city relied on you,Copy !req
1108. and you deserted them.
You left us in the hands of, him!Copy !req
1109. No offense.Copy !req
1110. No, I'm with you.Copy !req
1111. Look, we need your help.Copy !req
1112. I'm sorry, I really am.Copy !req
1113. Um, I'm, I'm done.Copy !req
1114. You know, little buddy. There's a Ying
for every Yang.Copy !req
1115. If there's bad, good will rise up
against it.Copy !req
1116. It's taken me a long time to
find my calling.Copy !req
1117. Now it's about time, you find yours.Copy !req
1118. Hey, who needs him.Copy !req
1119. We can beat Tighten ourselves.Copy !req
1120. I say we go back to the evil lair.
Grab some ray guns,Copy !req
1121. hold them sideways, and just go
all gangsta on 'em.Copy !req
1122. We can'tCopy !req
1123. So that's it? You're just giving up?Copy !req
1124. I'm the bad guy.Copy !req
1125. I don't save the day.
I don't fly off into the sunset,Copy !req
1126. and I don't get the girl.Copy !req
1127. I'm going home.Copy !req
1128. Unless someone comes
to our aid soon,Copy !req
1129. all may be lost.Copy !req
1130. Thousands have already fled the city
in a mass exodus.Copy !req
1131. Remaining citizens are warned, to stay
indoors until further notice.Copy !req
1132. Authorities have issued a warning, to stay
out of the downtown area at all costs.Copy !req
1133. Hal!Copy !req
1134. Hal!Copy !req
1135. Let me guess, after seeing how awesome I am,Copy !req
1136. you've finally come to your senses.Copy !req
1137. Well, I'm over you.Copy !req
1138. I've come to stop you, Hal.Copy !req
1139. You? Oh, well. Okay, what are you
going to do, report me to death?Copy !req
1140. I was going to try
reasoning with you.Copy !req
1141. You and I, we worked together
for a long time.Copy !req
1142. I know you.Copy !req
1143. You don't know me.Copy !req
1144. You never took the time to know me.Copy !req
1145. This is the first time we've hung out socially.
And it's when I'm about to destroy the city.Copy !req
1146. I want to talk to the real Hal.Copy !req
1147. I want to talk to the guy who loved being
a camera man, and eating dip,Copy !req
1148. And being a nerd and being not as scary
as the Tighten-Hal.Copy !req
1149. To late!Copy !req
1150. Megamind.Copy !req
1151. You and I have some unfinished business.Copy !req
1152. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower,
oh, and just so you don't get cold feet.Copy !req
1153. Roxanne!Copy !req
1154. Come on Roxi, call for your hero
to come rescue you.Copy !req
1155. Megamind.Copy !req
1156. I don't even know if you're listening,
but if you are...Copy !req
1157. You can't give up.Copy !req
1158. The Megamind I knew would never
have run from a fight.Copy !req
1159. Even when he knew he had absolutely
no chance of winning.Copy !req
1160. It was your best quality.Copy !req
1161. You need to be that guy,
right now.Copy !req
1162. The city needs you.Copy !req
1163. I need you.Copy !req
1164. Roxanne.Copy !req
1165. You have one hour.
Don't... keep me waiting.Copy !req
1166. Warden, Warden!Copy !req
1167. Listen to me, you have to let me go.
Tighten has to be stopped.Copy !req
1168. Sorry Megamind, you still have 88 life
sentences to go.Copy !req
1169. Plenty of time to reflect on what
you've done.Copy !req
1170. If you want to hear me say it?
I'll say it.Copy !req
1171. Here it is. From the blackest part of my heart.Copy !req
1172. I... AM... Sorry!Copy !req
1173. Not buying it.Copy !req
1174. I don't blame you.Copy !req
1175. I've terrorized the city
countless times.Copy !req
1176. Created a hero who's turned out
to be a villain.Copy !req
1177. I lied to Roxanne.Copy !req
1178. My best friend, Minion.Copy !req
1179. I treated like dirt.Copy !req
1180. Please, don't make this city,Copy !req
1181. don't make Roxanne pay for my
wrong doings.Copy !req
1182. Apology accepted.Copy !req
1183. Uh, Minion. You fantastic fish, you.Copy !req
1184. What are we waiting for?Copy !req
1185. We'd better get going.Copy !req
1186. You got me!Copy !req
1187. Good luck, fellows.Copy !req
1188. We're gonna die!Copy !req
1189. Wait, what?Copy !req
1190. Hey, Metro losers.Copy !req
1191. This is Metro Tower.Copy !req
1192. They say it's suppose to be a
symbol of our cities strength.Copy !req
1193. But, for me, it's a reminder of the day
this woman ferociously ripped out my heart.Copy !req
1194. And I hate reminders.Copy !req
1195. HAL!Copy !req
1196. Please don't do this.Copy !req
1197. I know there's still good in you, Hal.Copy !req
1198. You're so naive, Roxie.Copy !req
1199. You see the good in everybody,
even when it's not there.Copy !req
1200. You're living a fantasy.Copy !req
1201. There is no Easter bunny.Copy !req
1202. There is no tooth fairy.Copy !req
1203. And there is no Queen of England.Copy !req
1204. This is the real world.
And you need to wake up.Copy !req
1205. You dare challenge Megamind?Copy !req
1206. This town isn't big enough for
two super villains.Copy !req
1207. Oh, you're a villain all right.Copy !req
1208. Just not a super one.Copy !req
1209. Yeah, what's the difference?Copy !req
1210. PRESENTATION!Copy !req
1211. I knew you'd come back.Copy !req
1212. Well, that makes one of us.Copy !req
1213. - What's the plan?
- Well, mostly involves, not dying.Copy !req
1214. I, like that plan.Copy !req
1215. I can't control it.Copy !req
1216. No!Copy !req
1217. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
1218. Looks like there's only one loose
end now.Copy !req
1219. Please, let's have a little respect
for public transportation.Copy !req
1220. You came back.Copy !req
1221. You were right, Roxanne.Copy !req
1222. I never should have left.Copy !req
1223. Whoa, I... I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1224. My death was, greatly exaggerated.Copy !req
1225. So, you're the punk I've heard about.Copy !req
1226. Ah!Copy !req
1227. I'm sorry, I did the best I could.Copy !req
1228. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
1229. Minion?Copy !req
1230. Surprise! Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
1231. He's the real hero.Copy !req
1232. Megamind.Copy !req
1233. Going somewhere?Copy !req
1234. Besides jail.Copy !req
1235. No, not in the face man, please.Copy !req
1236. If you know what's good
for you, Tighten.Copy !req
1237. You'll stay out of Montrosity.Copy !req
1238. - You got it!
- For good.Copy !req
1239. Pretty sneaky, sis.Copy !req
1240. But there is only one person I
know who calls this town, Montrosity.Copy !req
1241. Ooops.Copy !req
1242. You!Copy !req
1243. Bet you think it's really funny, huh?Copy !req
1244. Let's all laugh at the really cool guy, huh.Copy !req
1245. You're not going to be laughing for long.Copy !req
1246. The invisible car. Hey, remember
that night that I dumped you?Copy !req
1247. You are bringing this up now?Copy !req
1248. I did look back.Copy !req
1249. You did?Copy !req
1250. YOU DID!Copy !req
1251. Yes, and you should look back,
right now.Copy !req
1252. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
1253. This is the last time you'll make
a fool out of me.Copy !req
1254. I made you a hero.Copy !req
1255. You did the fool thing,
all by yourself.Copy !req
1256. You're so pathetic.Copy !req
1257. No matter what side you're on.Copy !req
1258. You're always the looser.Copy !req
1259. There's a benefit to loosing.Copy !req
1260. You get to learn from your mistakes.Copy !req
1261. What?Copy !req
1262. Oh, you've got to be kidding me!Copy !req
1263. Minion, if I live, I will kill you.Copy !req
1264. Enjoy your flight.Copy !req
1265. AAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
1266. Megamind.Copy !req
1267. So, this is how it ends.Copy !req
1268. Normally I'd chalk this up to my last
glorious failure.Copy !req
1269. But not today!Copy !req
1270. What can I say?Copy !req
1271. Old habits die hard.Copy !req
1272. Say bye, bye Roxie.Copy !req
1273. Ollo.Copy !req
1274. Thing about bad guys,
they always LOOSE!Copy !req
1275. Ohhhh.Copy !req
1276. We did it, you won.Copy !req
1277. Well, I finally had a reason to win.Copy !req
1278. You.Copy !req
1279. MINION!Copy !req
1280. Can't see it's cold and...
warm, and dark and light.Copy !req
1281. It's me, Minion.Copy !req
1282. I'm right here.Copy !req
1283. We've had a lot of adventures together.Copy !req
1284. You and I.Copy !req
1285. We have, Minion.Copy !req
1286. I mean...Copy !req
1287. most of them ended in horrible
failure, but,Copy !req
1288. We won today.
Didn't we, sir?Copy !req
1289. Yes Minion, we did it.Copy !req
1290. Thanks to you.Copy !req
1291. Code-We're the good guys now.Copy !req
1292. Code-I guess we are.Copy !req
1293. Oh, oh. I'm going... I think this...Copy !req
1294. This is it, I mean I'm going far awa...Copy !req
1295. Oh, what a drama queen.Copy !req
1296. You know, I'm feeling much better now.Copy !req
1297. I guess I just needed a swimCopy !req
1298. - He had you, didn't he.
- Whew!Copy !req
1299. Classic, Minion.
Don't give them the face.Copy !req
1300. There he is with that
little face. Look at that face.Copy !req
1301. We did it!
We did it!Copy !req
1302. - Fist pump!
- You did it!Copy !req
1303. We won, we won, we won.Copy !req
1304. What! Get back you savages!Copy !req
1305. Sorry, sorry. He's just not used to
positive feedback.Copy !req
1306. Funny, I guess destiny is not the
path given to us.Copy !req
1307. But the path we choose
for ourselves.Copy !req
1308. All right, put your hands in the air.Copy !req
1309. Now hand over your wallets.Copy !req
1310. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
1311. Just kidding.Copy !req
1312. I have to admit.Copy !req
1313. Being good, has its perks.Copy !req
1314. You know, you look pretty good
in white.Copy !req
1315. Megamind, if you please.Copy !req
1316. Uh, hey, my kid can't see.Copy !req
1317. Sorry my friend.Copy !req
1318. Way to go, little buddy.
I knew you had it in you.Copy !req
1319. Ladies and gentlemen...
MEGAMIND!Copy !req
1320. Defender of Metro City.Copy !req
1321. You know, I like the sound of that.Copy !req
1322. Hit it!Copy !req