1. Then I didn't choose that one
because it was gonna give me pimples,Copy !req
2. so I choosed another scary oneCopy !req
3. because, for all those years
that I went for Halloween,Copy !req
4. I wasn't scary at all.Copy !req
5. I love baseball.
It's my destiny to play that game.Copy !req
6. I don't really care about winning.Copy !req
7. Well, like, now I do
'cause, like, we've lost every game.Copy !req
8. I've gotten tired of it.Copy !req
9. I'm working, like, so hard.
All the balls are getting thrown to me.Copy !req
10. I'm trying to catch, like, every one.Copy !req
11. All of the people in the outfield
are all looking around and...Copy !req
12. Come on!
Let's play some baseball, okay?Copy !req
13. Not the lazy game.Copy !req
14. They're here.Copy !req
15. Lewis?Copy !req
16. Goob! Hey, I did it, Goob! I finished it!Copy !req
17. They are gonna love this!Copy !req
18. Nothing says "adopt me"
like a weird invention.Copy !req
19. Lewis!Copy !req
20. - Lewis, the Harringtons are here!
- Way ahead of you, Mildred.Copy !req
21. Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
22. Remember, sit up straight.
Look them in the eye.Copy !req
23. Smile. Let's fix your...Copy !req
24. Mildred.Copy !req
25. All right, all right, all right, all right.Copy !req
26. Go show them how special you are.Copy !req
27. Oh, I hope this is it.Copy !req
28. I hope he gets adopted.Copy !req
29. You and me both, chief.Copy !req
30. I mean, there's so many things
in the world that can be improved.Copy !req
31. Just think of it.
Moving sidewalks, flying cars.Copy !req
32. The possibilities are endless.Copy !req
33. Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.Copy !req
34. All it takes is some imagination
and a little science,Copy !req
35. and we can make the world
a better place.Copy !req
36. Well, these are all interesting ideas.Copy !req
37. So, what's your favorite sport?Copy !req
38. - Well, does inventing count as a sport?
- Actually...Copy !req
39. 'Cause I think I hit a home run
with this one!Copy !req
40. - What is that?
- First, a question.Copy !req
41. What's the number one problem
that you faceCopy !req
42. when you make
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?Copy !req
43. - Lewis, I don't think we...
- Portion control.Copy !req
44. Too much peanut butter sticks
to the roof of your mouth,Copy !req
45. takes forever to chew.Copy !req
46. Too much jelly squishes out the sides
and makes your hands all sticky.Copy !req
47. Well, I propose
that the perfect P.B. and J.Copy !req
48. is within mankind's grasp,Copy !req
49. and I've built this machine to achieve it.Copy !req
50. For this demonstration,
I'll use regular bread.Copy !req
51. Honey, it's okay.Copy !req
52. As you can see, toasting is an option.Copy !req
53. We don't usually eat peanut butter.Copy !req
54. Lewis, this is really not necessary.Copy !req
55. It's jammed!Copy !req
56. Lewis, please, don't!Copy !req
57. What's happening?Copy !req
58. Mr. Harrington has a peanut allergy!Copy !req
59. I'm sorry!Copy !req
60. Here let me help you get that off!Copy !req
61. Stand back!Copy !req
62. - Is he gonna be okay?
- Breathe. Breathe.Copy !req
63. I'm so sorry! I didn't know!Copy !req
64. It was really nice to meet you.Copy !req
65. We're gonna need some time
to think about it.Copy !req
66. Hi, folks. Everything all...Copy !req
67. What happened?Copy !req
68. Miss Duffy,
that boy is definitely not right for us.Copy !req
69. Now, if you'll excuse me.Copy !req
70. I'm so sorry about this.
If you would just...Copy !req
71. - I made some lunch.
- Not hungry.Copy !req
72. Poor Mr. Harrington.Copy !req
73. - I killed him?
- No. No! No, you didn't kill him.Copy !req
74. I called. He's perfectly fine.Copy !req
75. I was just gonna say that it's...Copy !req
76. It's too bad
he didn't get to try a sandwichCopy !req
77. from that wonderful invention of yours.Copy !req
78. - Yeah, real wonderful.
- It's not you.Copy !req
79. We just haven't found
the right couple yet.Copy !req
80. One hundred twenty-four.Copy !req
81. What?Copy !req
82. That's how many adoption interviews
I've had, 124.Copy !req
83. Oh, Lewis, come on, now.Copy !req
84. You're exaggerating just to make yourCopy !req
85. point.Copy !req
86. Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year,Copy !req
87. and you know how hard it is
for a teenager to get adopted.Copy !req
88. I have no future. No one wants me.Copy !req
89. That's not true, Lewis!Copy !req
90. My own mother didn't even want me.Copy !req
91. Now, stop it. You do not know that.Copy !req
92. Then why'd she give me up?Copy !req
93. She may not have been able
to take care of you.Copy !req
94. Did you ever think of that?Copy !req
95. I am sure that she was only thinking
about what was best for you.Copy !req
96. I never thought of it that way.Copy !req
97. Maybe she wanted to keep you,
but she had no choice.Copy !req
98. You're right.Copy !req
99. My real mom is the only person
who's ever wanted me.Copy !req
100. Wait. I said "maybe."Copy !req
101. And if she wanted me then,
she'll want me now.Copy !req
102. What are you talking about?Copy !req
103. I have to find her, Mildred,
and when I do, she'll take me back,Copy !req
104. and we'll be a family again!Copy !req
105. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Lewis, you can't do that.Copy !req
106. No one knows anything about her.
No one even saw her.Copy !req
107. Wrong. I saw herCopy !req
108. once.Copy !req
109. She's in here. I just have to remember.Copy !req
110. That's it!Copy !req
111. HelloCopy !req
112. I got something to tell youCopy !req
113. But it's crazyCopy !req
114. I got something to show youCopy !req
115. So give me just one more chanceCopy !req
116. One more glance
And I will make of youCopy !req
117. Another believerCopy !req
118. Guess what?
You got more than you bargainedCopy !req
119. Ain't it crazy?Copy !req
120. You got more than you paid forCopy !req
121. So give me just one more chanceCopy !req
122. One more glanceCopy !req
123. One more hand to holdCopy !req
124. You've been on my mindCopy !req
125. Though it may seem I'm foolingCopy !req
126. Wasted so much timeCopy !req
127. Though it may seem I'm foolingCopy !req
128. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
129. What are we gonna do about it?Copy !req
130. You've been on my mindCopy !req
131. One more chanceCopy !req
132. Wasted so much timeCopy !req
133. One more chanceCopy !req
134. So tired.Copy !req
135. We'll see you at 2:00 this afternoon.
He'll be so excited you're coming.Copy !req
136. Bye-bye, now.Copy !req
137. Yes! Hey, Goob... I mean, Michael.Copy !req
138. - Good luck at the big game today.
- Easy win.Copy !req
139. Those guys are a bunch of bums.Copy !req
140. I just hope I can stay awake.Copy !req
141. Don't tell me. Let me guess.Copy !req
142. He was up all night
working on his stupid project,Copy !req
143. but that's what happensCopy !req
144. when you get a science geek
for a roommate.Copy !req
145. Ah, that's good joe.Copy !req
146. All right, Einstein,
you owe Michael big time.Copy !req
147. Well, unlocking the secrets of the brain
took a lot longer than I expected,Copy !req
148. but it's finished, Mildred.
I recalibrated the headset.Copy !req
149. Now the neural circuits will connect.Copy !req
150. I've cracked the hippocampus!Copy !req
151. Really? Okay. What?Copy !req
152. Now to test it out.Copy !req
153. Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta go!Copy !req
154. Wait a minute, Lewis. Wait a minute.Copy !req
155. I almost forgot what I came up here for.Copy !req
156. I know you have a lot
on your plate today,Copy !req
157. but I've scheduled an interview for you
this afternoon.Copy !req
158. - No, thanks.
- "No, thanks"?Copy !req
159. Sweetheart, this is
about being adopted,Copy !req
160. and you will be back here
clean, happy and on time.Copy !req
161. I'm done with interviews, Mildred.
I'm not gonna be rejected anymore.Copy !req
162. Listen, I know where your head is,
but I'm telling you,Copy !req
163. you have got to get out of the past
and look to the future.Copy !req
164. I am, and this is it.Copy !req
165. This is my future.Copy !req
166. I'm sorry.Copy !req
167. Lewis? Honey?Copy !req
168. Dr. Krunklehorn,
I know you're very busy thereCopy !req
169. at Inventco Labs,Copy !req
170. and we're just so excited
to have you as a judge.Copy !req
171. It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein.
Hey, you never know.Copy !req
172. One of your students may invent
the next integrated circuitCopy !req
173. or microprocessor or integrated circuit.Copy !req
174. Oh, wait! I said that already.Copy !req
175. Well, I just don't get out
of that lab very much.Copy !req
176. Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties.Copy !req
177. I haven't slept in eight days!Copy !req
178. Well, then can I get you a cot
or something?Copy !req
179. Nope, I've got the caffeine patch.
It's my invention.Copy !req
180. Each patch is the equivalent
of 12 cups of coffee.Copy !req
181. You can stay awake for days
with no side effects.Copy !req
182. Sorry. Who's this?Copy !req
183. This is one of our students,
Stanley Pukowski.Copy !req
184. Oh, so cute!Copy !req
185. I just want to bite
his chubby little cheeks!Copy !req
186. What's with the dress, Pukowski?Copy !req
187. It's actually a toga, sir.Copy !req
188. Coach, nice to see you, sort of.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
189. Judging a science fair.
What's it look like I'm doing?Copy !req
190. And what makes you qualified
to judge a science fair?Copy !req
191. It's my gym.Copy !req
192. Stanley. Volcano.Copy !req
193. Behold the awesome power
of Mount Vesuvius!Copy !req
194. The toggle switch isn't toggling.Copy !req
195. Dr. Krunklehorn?Copy !req
196. Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool-Aid!Copy !req
197. I don't know what she just said,
but this project is unacceptable!Copy !req
198. Now, give me 20 laps around the gym!Copy !req
199. Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
200. - Coach!
- I'm watching you.Copy !req
201. Okay, next up is Lizzy
and her fire ant farm.Copy !req
202. That's right.Copy !req
203. Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants.Copy !req
204. You know that they have a tendency
to bite people.Copy !req
205. Only my enemies.Copy !req
206. Just keep moving, shall we?
Top notch, Lizzy!Copy !req
207. Let's not anger her
or make herjumpy in any way.Copy !req
208. This area's not secure. Get in.Copy !req
209. Have you been approached
by a tall man in a bowler hat?Copy !req
210. - What?
- Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.Copy !req
211. - Okay, goodbye.
- All right,Copy !req
212. didn't want to pull rank on you,
but you forced my hand.Copy !req
213. Special Agent Wilbur Robinson
of the T.C.T.F.Copy !req
214. - The what?
- Time Continuum Task Force.Copy !req
215. - I'm here to protect you.
- Well...Copy !req
216. Now, tall man, bowler hat,
approached you?Copy !req
217. No, why?Copy !req
218. I could lose my badge for this.Copy !req
219. He's a suspect in a robbery.Copy !req
220. What did he steal?Copy !req
221. - A time machine.
- A what?Copy !req
222. I've tracked him to this time,
and my informants say he's after you.Copy !req
223. Me? Why me?Copy !req
224. The boys back at HQ
haven't figured out a motive yet.Copy !req
225. And by "HQ," I mean "headquarters."Copy !req
226. I know what HQ means.Copy !req
227. Good. You're a smart kid.Copy !req
228. That might keep you alive, for now.Copy !req
229. Just worry
about your little science gizmoCopy !req
230. and leave the "perp" to me.Copy !req
231. - And by "perp," I mean...
- I know what it means!Copy !req
232. Okay, Mr. Smarty-pants.Copy !req
233. Bowler Hat Guy!Copy !req
234. My frogs!Copy !req
235. You're not gonna get away with it,Copy !req
236. kid with science project.Copy !req
237. Dude, you almost busted
my solar system!Copy !req
238. My frogs! They're getting away!Copy !req
239. Got you! That's the last of them.Copy !req
240. Annoying little girl,
I don't have time for this.Copy !req
241. I'm on a very important...Copy !req
242. Don't sass me, boy. I know karate.Copy !req
243. Come on, Pukowski! Feel the pain!
Love the pain!Copy !req
244. Coach...Copy !req
245. Next up is Lewis.Copy !req
246. Yes... Lewis! Excuse me.Copy !req
247. Lewis, tell me this thing is not gonna...Copy !req
248. It's okay. It's gonna work this time.
I won't let you down, I promise.Copy !req
249. All right, Lewis, I trust you.
Knock 'em dead.Copy !req
250. That was a figure of speech.
Please don't kill anyone.Copy !req
251. Okay, stand back, everybody.Copy !req
252. This next project
will knock your socks off.Copy !req
253. Seriously, you might wanna stand back
a little.Copy !req
254. Have you ever forgotten something,Copy !req
255. and no matter how hard you tried,
you couldn't remember it?Copy !req
256. Well, what happens
to these forgotten memories?Copy !req
257. I propose
they're stored somewhere in your brain,Copy !req
258. and I built a machine
that can retrieve them.Copy !req
259. I call it the Memory Scanner.Copy !req
260. It's shiny!Copy !req
261. So, Lewis,
how does the Memory Scanner work?Copy !req
262. First, you input the desired period
of time on this keypad.Copy !req
263. Then a laser scans the cerebral cortex,
where memories are stored.Copy !req
264. The retrieved memory
is then displayed on this monitor.Copy !req
265. Wrap him up. I'll take two.Copy !req
266. Now, I'm going back 12 years,
three months and 11 days.Copy !req
267. Why that particular day?Copy !req
268. You didn't think
I was paying attention, did you?Copy !req
269. Well, that was the day...Copy !req
270. Let's just say, that was
a very important day in my life.Copy !req
271. Fair enough. Play ball.Copy !req
272. It'll just take a second
to get the turbines going.Copy !req
273. Lewis, wait!Copy !req
274. She's gonna blow!Copy !req
275. Watch out!Copy !req
276. Feel the pain! Love the...Copy !req
277. Hurts so much! Make it stop!Copy !req
278. Make it stop!Copy !req
279. Coach, suck it up, okay?Copy !req
280. Let us conduct ourselves in a way
that we'll all be proud of tomorrow.Copy !req
281. - Let's calm down!
- Mr. Willerstein?Copy !req
282. - I didn't mean to...
- Not now, Lewis!Copy !req
283. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
284. Not now.Copy !req
285. Okay, and we are walking
in a calm, orderly fashionCopy !req
286. toward the exits.Copy !req
287. Wait, Lewis!Copy !req
288. Come, my dear. Our future awaits.Copy !req
289. Hey, what are you doing up here?Copy !req
290. Would you quit that, please?
I know you're not a pigeon.Copy !req
291. You're blowing my cover.Copy !req
292. We're the only ones up here.Copy !req
293. That's just what they want you to think.Copy !req
294. Now, enough moping.Copy !req
295. Take this back to the science fair
and fix that Memory Scanner.Copy !req
296. Stop! Stop! Get away from me!Copy !req
297. Maybe you've forgotten.Copy !req
298. I'm a time cop from the future,
should be taken very seriously.Copy !req
299. That's no badge.Copy !req
300. This is a coupon for a tanning salon!
You're a fake.Copy !req
301. Okay, you got me. I'm not a cop,Copy !req
302. but I really am from the future,Copy !req
303. and there really is this Bowler Hat Guy.Copy !req
304. Here we go again.Copy !req
305. He stole a time machine,
came to the science fairCopy !req
306. and ruined your project.Copy !req
307. My project didn't work
because I'm no good.Copy !req
308. There is no Bowler Hat Guy,
there is no time machine,Copy !req
309. and you're not from the future!Copy !req
310. You're crazy!Copy !req
311. I am not crazy.Copy !req
312. Oh, yeah, Captain Time Travel?
Prove it.Copy !req
313. Yeah, that's what I thought.Copy !req
314. I'm just gonna go lock myself
in my roomCopy !req
315. and hide under the covers
for a couple years.Copy !req
316. If I prove to you I'm from the future,
will you go back to the science fair?Copy !req
317. Yeah, sure, whatever you say.Copy !req
318. Hey, let go of me!Copy !req
319. - What are you doing? Let go of me!
- Okay.Copy !req
320. What is this? Where are we going?Copy !req
321. To the future!Copy !req
322. The future has arrivedCopy !req
323. The future has arrived todayCopy !req
324. The future has arrivedCopy !req
325. The future has arrived todayCopy !req
326. Is this proof enough for you?Copy !req
327. Is it ever!Copy !req
328. I never thought that time travel
could be possible in my lifetime,Copy !req
329. and here it is, right in front of me!Copy !req
330. The truth will set you free, brother.Copy !req
331. This is beyond anything
I could've imagined.Copy !req
332. This means
I could really change my life.Copy !req
333. That's right. You can.Copy !req
334. Next stop, science fair,
to fix your Memory Scanner.Copy !req
335. Hey, I'm not gonna fix
that stupid Memory Scanner.Copy !req
336. - What?
- Wilbur, this is a time machine!Copy !req
337. Why should I fix my dumb inventionCopy !req
338. when you can take me
to see my mom now in this ship?Copy !req
339. I could actually go back to that night
and stop her from giving me up.Copy !req
340. The answer is not a time machine.
It's this.Copy !req
341. This? You want to know
what I think about this?Copy !req
342. What are you doing?Copy !req
343. I'm sorry, Wilbur,Copy !req
344. but you don't know
what I've lived through.Copy !req
345. - Lewis, no!
- Let go!Copy !req
346. - You let go!
- You're not the boss of me!Copy !req
347. Yes, I am, 'cause you're 12, and I'm 13.Copy !req
348. That makes me older.Copy !req
349. Well, I was born in the past,Copy !req
350. which makes me older
and the boss of you!Copy !req
351. I am so dead.Copy !req
352. I'm not allowed to look at this thing,
let alone drive it!Copy !req
353. Mom and Dad are gonna kill me,Copy !req
354. and I can tell you this.
It will not be done with mercy.Copy !req
355. Isn't there like
a time machine repair shopCopy !req
356. - or something?
- No!Copy !req
357. There's only two time machines
in existence,Copy !req
358. and the Bowler Hat Guy
has the other one!Copy !req
359. Well, somebody's gonna have
to fix this.Copy !req
360. Good idea. You're smart. You fix it.Copy !req
361. Are you crazy? I can't fix this thing.Copy !req
362. Yes, you can. You broke it. You fix it.Copy !req
363. All right, under one condition.Copy !req
364. I fix it,
you take me back to see my mom.Copy !req
365. What? You didn't even follow through
on our last deal.Copy !req
366. How can I trust you?Copy !req
367. Well, you told me you were a time cop
from the future.Copy !req
368. How can I trust you?Copy !req
369. Touché.Copy !req
370. So do we have a deal?Copy !req
371. Good day, madam.Copy !req
372. - I'm here to change the future.
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
373. I must speak with the man
in charge immediately.Copy !req
374. - Yes, sir.
- I have an appointment with destiny.Copy !req
375. Very good, sir. I'll let Smith know,Copy !req
376. and I'll have your dry cleaning
delivered directly to your suite.Copy !req
377. - What?
- Now, what time is your appointment?Copy !req
378. - Are you talking to me?
- Yes.Copy !req
379. What time is your appointment?Copy !req
380. Big hand is on the... Oh, 2:00!Copy !req
381. You're the 2:00?Copy !req
382. Yes. Yes, I am.Copy !req
383. You're Mary Johnson?Copy !req
384. Yes.Copy !req
385. Mary is short for...Copy !req
386. Marian?Copy !req
387. - Can that be a boy name?
- Yes.Copy !req
388. - Then yes.
- Have a seat.Copy !req
389. Oh, goody!Copy !req
390. "Pass off invention as my own." Check.
Oh, I love checklists.Copy !req
391. The board is ready to see you now.Copy !req
392. Wait. What am I going to say?Copy !req
393. I'm never gonna remember that.Copy !req
394. Would you... Why don't you go?
You do it so much better than me.Copy !req
395. That's true.Copy !req
396. A hat without a head
couldn't really pass off an inventionCopy !req
397. as its own.Copy !req
398. Fantastic! Great idea!
I'm so glad I have you!Copy !req
399. "Prepare to be amazed." Oh, I got it!Copy !req
400. Prepare to be amazed!Copy !req
401. "This is my invention."Copy !req
402. "I doubt any of you have seen
anything as brilliant as this device."Copy !req
403. Very well,Copy !req
404. Miss Johnson?Copy !req
405. It's Ms.Copy !req
406. You have two minutes. Please begin.Copy !req
407. - It's shiny!
- What is that thing?Copy !req
408. Well, I like to call it my...Copy !req
409. To call it my...Copy !req
410. - What are you looking at?
- No! I... The sun, in my eyes.Copy !req
411. Well, then let me close the blinds.Copy !req
412. Now, the name?Copy !req
413. Well, what...Copy !req
414. We can quibble about names
at a later date.Copy !req
415. The point is,
what I have here is special, unique.Copy !req
416. Yes. Yes, you must love it
and buy it and mass produce it,Copy !req
417. and the best part is,
it's got really comfy headphones.Copy !req
418. I wonder, could you lean forward
just a little bit, please?Copy !req
419. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
420. Yes, they are quite comfortable.Copy !req
421. What do you hope
to accomplish with this?Copy !req
422. Oh, nothing of consequence.Copy !req
423. I simply wish to crush the dreams
of a poor little orphan boy!Copy !req
424. After that, it's all a little fuzzy.Copy !req
425. You mean,
you haven't thought this through?Copy !req
426. Thirty seconds.Copy !req
427. Allow me to show you how it works.Copy !req
428. First, we turn it on.Copy !req
429. That's not it.Copy !req
430. Ten seconds.Copy !req
431. So where do I sign?Copy !req
432. Doris, it's all over.Copy !req
433. All our hopes and dreams dashed,Copy !req
434. like so many pieces
of a broken machiney thing.Copy !req
435. You're right.Copy !req
436. Success is still ours for the taking.Copy !req
437. We must find that boy.Copy !req
438. We'll sneak this thing into the garage.
You'll have all the tools you need.Copy !req
439. What about your parents?Copy !req
440. Mom never goes in there,Copy !req
441. and Dad's on a business trip
until tomorrow morning.Copy !req
442. You've got till then to fix it.Copy !req
443. Well, fine, but I'm gonna need
some blueprints or something for this.Copy !req
444. No worries. I got someone
who could help us with that.Copy !req
445. Who dares to disturb my sanctuary?Copy !req
446. Carl, it's me. Let me in.Copy !req
447. None may enter
unless they speak the royal password.Copy !req
448. Carl, what are you talking about?
We don't have a password.Copy !req
449. Yes, we do.
I made one up while you were gone.Copy !req
450. Well, then
how am I supposed to know what it is?Copy !req
451. You...Copy !req
452. Good point.Copy !req
453. Welcome back, little buddy.Copy !req
454. So what's up
with the stolen time machine?Copy !req
455. Did you find it? Apparently not,Copy !req
456. and you managed
to bust this one as well.Copy !req
457. It'll be fixed before Dad gets home.Copy !req
458. And how do you suppose
that's gonna...Copy !req
459. - Who's that?
- Wow, a real robot!Copy !req
460. Hi, I'm Lewis.Copy !req
461. Well, that was unexpected.Copy !req
462. As was that.Copy !req
463. If my family finds out
I brought you from the past,Copy !req
464. they'll bury me alive
and dance on my grave.Copy !req
465. I'm not exaggerating.
Well, yes, I am, but not the point.Copy !req
466. The point is,
your hair's a dead giveaway.Copy !req
467. Why would my hair be
a dead giveaway?Copy !req
468. That is an excellent question.Copy !req
469. Wait! Where are you going?Copy !req
470. Another excellent question.Copy !req
471. But I don't just want to sit here.Copy !req
472. Stay.Copy !req
473. But...Copy !req
474. Wow!Copy !req
475. Hey, ring my doorbell.Copy !req
476. No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell.Copy !req
477. Ring it. Ring it. Ring it.
Look at this door bell. Ring it.Copy !req
478. - Yes!
- That was accidental.Copy !req
479. That's an accidental ring.
It doesn't count.Copy !req
480. It's in the rule book. Look it up.Copy !req
481. - Flat head.
- Short roots.Copy !req
482. Evergreen.Copy !req
483. What do you mean,
don't go to the family?Copy !req
484. How can we not go to the family
in this time of family crisis?Copy !req
485. By leaving the garage door unlocked,
you let the time machine get stolen,Copy !req
486. and now the entire time stream
could be altered!Copy !req
487. That and someone took my bike.Copy !req
488. Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out.Copy !req
489. First, we keep Lewis in the garage,
away from everybody.Copy !req
490. I show up and give him
the pep talk of the century.Copy !req
491. Then he fixes the time machine.Copy !req
492. Why is it an acorn?Copy !req
493. I didn't have time to sculpt everything.Copy !req
494. Okay, now, the time machine is fixed.Copy !req
495. His confidence in inventing is restored.Copy !req
496. He goes back to the science fair,
fixes his Memory Scanner,Copy !req
497. thus restoring
the space-time continuum.Copy !req
498. What about taking him back
to see his mom?Copy !req
499. I just told him that to buy some time.Copy !req
500. Oh, yeah, can't see that one
blowing up in your face.Copy !req
501. Trust me. I got it under control.Copy !req
502. Wilbur Robinson never fails.Copy !req
503. But on the slight chance that I do...Copy !req
504. "On the slight chance," yeah.
You know what? I'll run the numbers.Copy !req
505. What is it?Copy !req
506. Well, it's not...Copy !req
507. It doesn't pertain to anything in...
You know, there's not necessarily...Copy !req
508. There's a 99.999999% chance
that you won't exist.Copy !req
509. - What?
- And I didn't want to tell you, but I did.Copy !req
510. I won't exist?Copy !req
511. And where does that leave me?Copy !req
512. Alone, rusting in a corner.Copy !req
513. What am I worried about?
Now, blueprints?Copy !req
514. If this thing ever blows over,
I really gotta get away from youCopy !req
515. and get some quiet time.Copy !req
516. What's...Copy !req
517. Well, hey, there, little fella!Copy !req
518. Now, I know what you're thinking,
and my clothes are not on backwards.Copy !req
519. My head is!Copy !req
520. Oh, I used to tell that one
to my science students.Copy !req
521. They didn't laugh, either.Copy !req
522. Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head?Copy !req
523. - Well, Lewis, but...
- Lewis, huh?Copy !req
524. Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen
any teeth around here, have you?Copy !req
525. - Teeth?
- Yeah, my teeth.Copy !req
526. Been digging holes all day.
Can't find them anywhere.Copy !req
527. All right, look, old man,
I need to get back to the garage.Copy !req
528. Wilbur left me down there,Copy !req
529. and I wasn't supposed to leave,
and these monsters...Copy !req
530. - Monsters?
- ... attacked me on the porch and...Copy !req
531. There's no monsters on the porch,
you ninny.Copy !req
532. - Listen to me!
- Of course, I also didn't thinkCopy !req
533. there was a woodchuck
living on my arm,Copy !req
534. and lookie there!Copy !req
535. Hope he ain't got rabies.Copy !req
536. Old man, I need to get to the garage!Copy !req
537. Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy.
I know a shortcut.Copy !req
538. Welcome to the garage.Copy !req
539. Well, I'm completely lost.Copy !req
540. Hiya, Grandpa.Copy !req
541. Hey, Aunt Billie.Copy !req
542. Lewis and me
are looking for the garage.Copy !req
543. - We have a garage?
- Apparently so.Copy !req
544. Lewis, will you give me a hand
and time my race?Copy !req
545. Okay, Gaston,
my toy train's ready for you.Copy !req
546. That's a toy train?Copy !req
547. On your mark, get set, go?Copy !req
548. - 3.7 seconds.
- I win!Copy !req
549. Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints.Copy !req
550. Lewis?Copy !req
551. - And five and six and seven and eight.
- That's Uncle Joe. He works out.Copy !req
552. Keep those tummies tucked.Copy !req
553. This isn't the garage.Copy !req
554. I know.Copy !req
555. I don't think
the garage is in here, either.Copy !req
556. Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.Copy !req
557. - That's Uncle Art.
- A real superhero?Copy !req
558. Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy,Copy !req
559. needs a large
cheese-and-sausage thin-crust?Copy !req
560. I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free.Copy !req
561. - He's a...
- Pizza delivery guy.Copy !req
562. Lewis?Copy !req
563. - What are we doing up here?
- Looking for the garage.Copy !req
564. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
565. Laszlo, you stop painting my hat,
or I'm telling Ma!Copy !req
566. - Lighten up, sis!
- Lasz, I mean it!Copy !req
567. Children, please!
Your mother is trying to take a nap.Copy !req
568. What is all the yelling out here?Copy !req
569. - He started it!
- She started it!Copy !req
570. I don't want to hear any more!Copy !req
571. - Now, sweetie...
- Don't you "sweetie" me!Copy !req
572. I'm going for a drive!Copy !req
573. That's strange.
She usually takes the Harley.Copy !req
574. Lewis!Copy !req
575. I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies.Copy !req
576. Bake them cookies, Lucille!Copy !req
577. Why is your dog wearing glasses?Copy !req
578. Oh, 'cause his insurance
won't pay for contacts.Copy !req
579. That's Uncle Spike,
and there's Uncle Dimitri.Copy !req
580. - Oh, look, there's...
- That's the monster!Copy !req
581. Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty.Copy !req
582. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
583. Hey, Lefty,
any idea how to get to the garage?Copy !req
584. Well, that's true. We didn't ask her yet.Copy !req
585. - Who?
- Wilbur's mom, Franny.Copy !req
586. I think you'll like her.Copy !req
587. Hey, guys!Copy !req
588. You ask me over
And over and overCopy !req
589. Have you seen
My peacock-feathered hat?Copy !req
590. Frogs?Copy !req
591. Taught them everything they know.Copy !req
592. - Franny, this is Lewis.
- Nice to meet you, ma'am.Copy !req
593. Perfect timing.
We need someone on maracas.Copy !req
594. Where is your heart at?
Nobody knows thatCopy !req
595. Even though you've him, her, meCopy !req
596. And an army searchingCopy !req
597. I've got a feeling
You will be reelingCopy !req
598. When you are bad
And the circus comes to townCopy !req
599. Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.Copy !req
600. And you see me leaving
Dressed up as a magicianCopy !req
601. Or something like thatCopy !req
602. Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back!Copy !req
603. Ring-a-ding-ding.Copy !req
604. All right!Copy !req
605. Right. Well, glad I could help
with the teeth,Copy !req
606. but, wow, look at the time.Copy !req
607. Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!Copy !req
608. I did, but I went up the tube,
and I ran into your family, and I...Copy !req
609. You met my family?Copy !req
610. Pop quiz.Copy !req
611. Who have you met,
and what have you learned?Copy !req
612. Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers.Copy !req
613. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...Copy !req
614. Cranky? Yes.Copy !req
615. Tallulah and Laszlo are their children.Copy !req
616. Joe is married to Billie.
Lefty is the butler.Copy !req
617. Spike and Dimitri are twins,Copy !req
618. and I don't know who they're related to.Copy !req
619. Neither do we. Go on.Copy !req
620. Lucille is married to Bud,
and your dad, Cornelius, is their son.Copy !req
621. What does Cornelius look like?Copy !req
622. Tom Selleck.Copy !req
623. Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny,
and her brothers are Gaston and Art.Copy !req
624. You're forgetting something.Copy !req
625. Forgetting? Oh, right.Copy !req
626. Wilbur is the son
of Franny and Cornelius.Copy !req
627. And nobody realized
you were from the past?Copy !req
628. Nope.Copy !req
629. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
630. Hold your applause.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
631. Doris, get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
632. I've got you now.Copy !req
633. Lewis!Copy !req
634. No, Lewis is my stupid roommate.Copy !req
635. My name's Mike Yagoobian.
People call me Goob,Copy !req
636. but today, everyone that beat me up
called me "puke face"Copy !req
637. and "butterfingers"
and "booger breath."Copy !req
638. Nice to see that they're branching out.Copy !req
639. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...Copy !req
640. Well, I was just looking for Lewis.Copy !req
641. Try the roof.
He's always up there being dumb.Copy !req
642. Of course. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
643. Mr. Steak, you're my only friend.Copy !req
644. Game didn't go so well, huh?Copy !req
645. No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning,
and I missed the winning catch.Copy !req
646. Then I got beat up.Copy !req
647. Afterwards, Coach took me aside
and told me to let it go.Copy !req
648. I don't know. He's probably right.Copy !req
649. No!Copy !req
650. Everyone will tell you to let it go
and move on, but don't.Copy !req
651. Instead, let it fester
and boil inside of you.Copy !req
652. Take these feelings
and lock them away.Copy !req
653. Let them fuel your actions.Copy !req
654. Let hate be your ally,Copy !req
655. and you will be capable
of wonderfully horrid things.Copy !req
656. Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go.Copy !req
657. What?Copy !req
658. Where is that boy?Copy !req
659. Good idea!
Separate and look for clues.Copy !req
660. Look, my dear! Look what I found!
It's a stick.Copy !req
661. Now, what did you find?Copy !req
662. Yes. Yes, I see.Copy !req
663. Time travel residue next to DNA
from Wilbur Robinson.Copy !req
664. That plus my stick must mean...Copy !req
665. To the future! Shotgun!Copy !req
666. I don't even know what I'm doing.Copy !req
667. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
668. I mean,
this stuff is way too advanced for me.Copy !req
669. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
670. And what if I can't fix this?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
671. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
672. Why do you keep saying that?Copy !req
673. And don't just say,
"Keep moving forward."Copy !req
674. It's my dad's motto.Copy !req
675. Why would his motto be
"keep moving forward"?Copy !req
676. It's what he does.Copy !req
677. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
678. That is an excellent question.Copy !req
679. Robinson Industries,Copy !req
680. the world's leading
scientific-research-and-design factory.Copy !req
681. My dad runs the company.
They mass produce his inventions.Copy !req
682. His motto, "Keep moving forward."
It's what he does.Copy !req
683. - What has he invented?
- Everything.Copy !req
684. Carl, the time machine,
the travel tubes.Copy !req
685. Your dad invented the time machine?Copy !req
686. Yep. Five years ago,Copy !req
687. Dad wakes up in the middle
of the night in a cold sweat.Copy !req
688. He wants to build a time machine,
so he starts working.Copy !req
689. We're talking plans.
We're talking scale models.Copy !req
690. We're talking prototypes.Copy !req
691. That's a prototype?Copy !req
692. - The very first, or what's left of it.
- Yikes.Copy !req
693. Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house.Copy !req
694. Prototypes two and three,
not much better.Copy !req
695. Number six, 58,Copy !req
696. 21 2, 485,Copy !req
697. 952,Copy !req
698. and they all end the same way.Copy !req
699. But he doesn't give up.Copy !req
700. Dude, I can't take you seriously
in that hat.Copy !req
701. He keeps working and working
until finally he gets it,Copy !req
702. the first working time machine.Copy !req
703. Then he keeps working and working
until finally he gets it again,Copy !req
704. the second working time machine.Copy !req
705. Kind of small.Copy !req
706. I'm assuming that's a joke.
I'm ignoring you for time reasons.Copy !req
707. This, my friend, is merely a modelCopy !req
708. because, unfortunately,
time machine number twoCopy !req
709. is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy.Copy !req
710. - Pretty amazing story, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
711. Now, are you ready to start working?Copy !req
712. I think that's it. I did it!Copy !req
713. I knew you could.Copy !req
714. Nice work, my friend.Copy !req
715. Well, you know what they say!
"Keep moving..."Copy !req
716. Don't say it!Copy !req
717. Boys! Dinner time!Copy !req
718. Not now, Mom!Copy !req
719. If you aren't up here in five minutes,
I'm gonna come down and get you!Copy !req
720. We'd better get up there.Copy !req
721. Let's get that boy!Copy !req
722. Sit here?Copy !req
723. But I want to look, too.Copy !req
724. A mini-Doris!Copy !req
725. I didn't even know you could do that.
It's so cute.Copy !req
726. Let's take her out for a spin.Copy !req
727. Sorry.Copy !req
728. Teamwork.Copy !req
729. Sorry.Copy !req
730. Sorry!Copy !req
731. There you are.Copy !req
732. Now, to lure him out of the house.Copy !req
733. I know! I'll blow it up! Yes!
Yes, and... No.Copy !req
734. No, that won't work. Then he'll be dead.Copy !req
735. Oh! I know!Copy !req
736. I'll turn him into a duck!
Yes! Yes, it's so evil!Copy !req
737. I don't know how to do that.Copy !req
738. I don't really need a duck.Copy !req
739. This may be harder than I thought.Copy !req
740. Hey, ring my doorbell.Copy !req
741. No, no, no, no, ring this doorbell.Copy !req
742. That doorbell will give you a rash.Copy !req
743. Yes! I'm two for two, man.Copy !req
744. If they don't do it on purpose,
it doesn't count.Copy !req
745. - Come on. Read your rule book.
- You know what?Copy !req
746. You can take your rule book
and shove it right...Copy !req
747. I don't believe in fretting or grievingCopy !req
748. Why mess around with strife?Copy !req
749. Guess I was cut out
To step out and strut outCopy !req
750. Give me the simple lifeCopy !req
751. Ladies and gentlemen,
dinner is served.Copy !req
752. Dinner is served.Copy !req
753. Hooray! Italian food.Copy !req
754. I want a sloppy joe!Copy !req
755. Oh, Billie,
could you please pass the gravy?Copy !req
756. Coming to you, big girl.Copy !req
757. Reminds me of the time
my meatball pizza staved off civil warCopy !req
758. on the black moon of Keward.Copy !req
759. Where's my sloppy joe?Copy !req
760. Thank you for the gravy, Aunt Billie.Copy !req
761. - We gotta talk.
- How about some gravy? Over here.Copy !req
762. Why is the kid still here?
Any of this ring a bell?Copy !req
763. Science fair, Memory Scanner,
a time stream that needs fixing?Copy !req
764. Temporary setback.Copy !req
765. He's just having
a little confidence issue.Copy !req
766. - You want me to talk to him?
- No.Copy !req
767. - I give a mean back rub.
- No.Copy !req
768. - Shiatsu?
- No.Copy !req
769. - Feng shui.
- No.Copy !req
770. I've got it under control.Copy !req
771. So, Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?Copy !req
772. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
773. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
774. Well, yes and no.Copy !req
775. Lewis is a new transfer student.Copy !req
776. Yeah.Copy !req
777. - Where are you from, Lewis?
- Canada?Copy !req
778. I think you mean North Montana.
Hasn't been called Canada in years.Copy !req
779. Do you know Sam Gundersen?Copy !req
780. - It's a big country.
- State.Copy !req
781. - I wonder if you're related.
- Maybe if he took his hat off.Copy !req
782. Oh, good idea.Copy !req
783. Then we can see
if he has the family cowlick.Copy !req
784. He can't,
because he's got bad hat-hair.Copy !req
785. Oh, nonsense.Copy !req
786. A North Montana man doesn't care
about hat-hair.Copy !req
787. Let's see the cowlick!Copy !req
788. All right, everyone, hold your horses.Copy !req
789. Lewis, do you mind?Copy !req
790. I'm afraid
this isn't gonna stop otherwise.Copy !req
791. - But... But...
- And so it begins.Copy !req
792. Now, don't be shy.Copy !req
793. - We're all family here.
- Ready, aim, fire!Copy !req
794. Surely, that is not the best you can do.Copy !req
795. Impressive, little sister.Copy !req
796. Your skills are strong,
but not strong enough.Copy !req
797. Your words
do not threaten me, brother.Copy !req
798. Then enough words.
Now the real battle begins.Copy !req
799. Your meatballs are useless against me.Copy !req
800. Then perhaps it's time
for spicy Italian sausage!Copy !req
801. No!Copy !req
802. That's right. I did it.Copy !req
803. Is dinner like this every night?Copy !req
804. No, yesterday, we had meatloaf.Copy !req
805. Okay, gang,
time for the second course.Copy !req
806. And what goes better with meatballs
than P.B. and J.?Copy !req
807. Hey, that's just like...Copy !req
808. Stupid...Copy !req
809. Carl?Copy !req
810. Is everything all right?Copy !req
811. We're just experiencing bugs.Copy !req
812. Just what the doctor ordered.Copy !req
813. My friend Lewis is an inventor.
He can fix it.Copy !req
814. Wilbur, you know I can't.Copy !req
815. Come on. Give it a try.Copy !req
816. You don't understand
what's at stake here.Copy !req
817. Uncle Joe's seen the toast!Copy !req
818. We're past the point of no return!Copy !req
819. If he doesn't get P.B. and J...Copy !req
820. We all pay!Copy !req
821. I don't know.Copy !req
822. You would really be
helping us out, Lewis.Copy !req
823. Please.Copy !req
824. One dragonfly on the rocks, please,
Mr. Barkeep.Copy !req
825. Hey, hey, Frankie, baby,
you gotta tell us one of yourjokes.Copy !req
826. Yeah, Frankie.
How about that one with the bullfrog?Copy !req
827. All right, you bozos.Copy !req
828. Have to get that boy out of the house.Copy !req
829. Sorry. Wait!Copy !req
830. So I turn to the bullfrog,
and you know what I says?Copy !req
831. Talking frogs
with their own little outdoor bar,Copy !req
832. and so smartly dressed! Perfect!Copy !req
833. I says,
"Hey, not with my umbrella, you don't."Copy !req
834. - Frankie, you're a riot.
- I gotta go pee!Copy !req
835. - I love it.
- You bunch of goons.Copy !req
836. That's a good buzz. What the...Copy !req
837. Yes! You are now under my control.Copy !req
838. I am now under your control.Copy !req
839. - Stop laughing.
- Stop laughing.Copy !req
840. - Don't repeat everything I say.
- I won't repeat everything you say.Copy !req
841. - Excellent.
- Excellent.Copy !req
842. Did you just say, "Excellent,"
because I said, "Excellent"?Copy !req
843. No.Copy !req
844. - Excellent.
- Excellent.Copy !req
845. - So, Mr. Fix-it, how's it looking?
- Pretty good, Mrs. Robinson.Copy !req
846. I've recalibrated
the dispensing conduitsCopy !req
847. and aligned
the ejection mechanism and...Copy !req
848. There he is,
that repulsive, half-witted fool!Copy !req
849. Now, my slave, seize the boy.Copy !req
850. Bring him to me.Copy !req
851. Did you not hear what I said, you idiot?
Grab the boy and bring him!Copy !req
852. Well, it's just that
there's a million people over there,Copy !req
853. and I have little arms.Copy !req
854. I'm just not so sure
how well this plan was thought through.Copy !req
855. Master?Copy !req
856. Okay, that should do it.Copy !req
857. It's so exciting. Let her rip, Lewis!Copy !req
858. Quickly.
Uncle Joe can't hold on much longer.Copy !req
859. Everybody ready?Copy !req
860. - Go, Carl.
- Yeah!Copy !req
861. Is it gonna work?Copy !req
862. Oh, no!Copy !req
863. No!Copy !req
864. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
865. - You failed!
- And it was awesome!Copy !req
866. - Exceptional!
- Outstanding!Copy !req
867. I've seen better.Copy !req
868. From failing, you learn.
From success, not so much.Copy !req
869. If I gave up every time I failed,Copy !req
870. I never would have made
the meatball cannon.Copy !req
871. I never would have made
my fireproof pants.Copy !req
872. Still working out the kinks.Copy !req
873. Like my husband always says...Copy !req
874. Keep moving
Keep movingCopy !req
875. StopCopy !req
876. Okay, talking frog, not a good minion.Copy !req
877. Need another henchman,
something large, not too bright.Copy !req
878. Something that won't talk back.Copy !req
879. What is he still doing here?
Get rid of him.Copy !req
880. Oh, my noggin.Copy !req
881. Hey, what are you doing?
Get your lousy mitts off of me!Copy !req
882. You're gonna regret this!Copy !req
883. Wait! Wait! Don't move. That's it!Copy !req
884. I wonder if I should tell Doris.Copy !req
885. No, I'll make it a surprise.Copy !req
886. All right, everyone, quiet down.
Quiet down.Copy !req
887. I propose a toast to Lewis
and his brilliant failure.Copy !req
888. May it lead to success in the future.Copy !req
889. Gosh, you're all so nice.Copy !req
890. If I had a family, I...Copy !req
891. I'd want them to be just like you.Copy !req
892. Oh, well, then, to Lewis!Copy !req
893. To Lewis!Copy !req
894. Yeah!Copy !req
895. - Come on, Lewis!
- Good show, buddy!Copy !req
896. What if Louis Armstrong said,
"I can't"?Copy !req
897. You think he'd have walked
on the moon?Copy !req
898. Dear, Louis Armstrong was a singer.Copy !req
899. What did he mean, if he had a family?Copy !req
900. Oh, Lewis is an orphan.Copy !req
901. Orphan?Copy !req
902. - Oh, no!
- Big boy!Copy !req
903. Get up, you pansy!Copy !req
904. What a great plan!Copy !req
905. Go back in time and steal a dinosaur.
Oh, Doris will be so proud of me.Copy !req
906. Why didn't you tell me
you had a pet dinosaur?Copy !req
907. Because we don't.Copy !req
908. What are you talking about?
He's standing right here.Copy !req
909. Oh, no! No, you can't eat him!Copy !req
910. I need him alive.Copy !req
911. Choo-chew on this!Copy !req
912. Lewis!Copy !req
913. Ready, aim, fire!Copy !req
914. Got you!Copy !req
915. You messed with the wrong family!Copy !req
916. Ding-dong! Pizza's here!Copy !req
917. No!Copy !req
918. Okay, everybody,
this dino's deep-dished.Copy !req
919. Run!Copy !req
920. Oh! He ate Carl!Copy !req
921. - Help us! Help! Help!
- Oh, goodness!Copy !req
922. Oh, no.Copy !req
923. Incoming!Copy !req
924. Run!Copy !req
925. Now, go get that boy!Copy !req
926. What's going on?Copy !req
927. Why aren't you seizing the boy?Copy !req
928. Stupid, stupid, stupid!Copy !req
929. Bowler Hat Guy!Copy !req
930. Him you can eat.Copy !req
931. - Lewis, run!
- Wilbur!Copy !req
932. No!Copy !req
933. Oh, no!Copy !req
934. Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes.Copy !req
935. - Nice catch.
- Nice meatball shooting!Copy !req
936. Guess we made
a pretty good team, huh?Copy !req
937. Yeah, guess we did.Copy !req
938. - Are you boys all right?
- We're good, Mom.Copy !req
939. Yeah, didn't you see us
take out that dinosaur?Copy !req
940. Oh, man! It was so cool, Mom!Copy !req
941. Oh, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't...Copy !req
942. Oh, Lewis, it's okay.Copy !req
943. I'm really happy you're safe.Copy !req
944. - Your head.
- What?Copy !req
945. It's just a bruise, Lewis.Copy !req
946. You all sacrificed so much for me.Copy !req
947. - Well, of course.
- You are a special kid.Copy !req
948. One of a kind.Copy !req
949. Okay, you should get him out of here
before something really bad happens.Copy !req
950. Silly, silly robot.
I've got it all under control.Copy !req
951. Okay, everybody,
it's been a long, hard dayCopy !req
952. filled with emotional turmoil
and dinosaur fights,Copy !req
953. so why don't you all hit the hay,
and Lewis and me will get going?Copy !req
954. Do you have to go now?
I mean, you know, it's getting late.Copy !req
955. Maybe Lewis could spend the night.Copy !req
956. Mom, maybe some other time, okay?Copy !req
957. Well, any time you want to come over,
you just come over.Copy !req
958. - Mom.
- The truth is, we love having you.Copy !req
959. - We really have to go.
- No.Copy !req
960. No, you don't. You have to stay.Copy !req
961. I mean, who would be a better family
for you than us?Copy !req
962. What do you say, Lewis?Copy !req
963. Do you want to be a Robinson?Copy !req
964. You want to adopt me?Copy !req
965. - Yeah!
- Yes!Copy !req
966. Okay, it's true. I'm from the past.Copy !req
967. Now you know the big secret.Copy !req
968. Wilbur, what have you done?
How could you bring him here?Copy !req
969. That is an excellent question.Copy !req
970. Please, don't get mad at Wilbur.Copy !req
971. He was just being a good friend.Copy !req
972. Lewis, I am so sorry,
but you have to go.Copy !req
973. What? You just said...Copy !req
974. I know what I said.Copy !req
975. I'm from the past. So what?Copy !req
976. Lewis. Lewis, look at me. You're...Copy !req
977. You're a great kid,Copy !req
978. and we would never do anything
to hurt you,Copy !req
979. but I'm sorry.
You have to go back to your own time.Copy !req
980. Yeah, about that,
one of the time machines is broken,Copy !req
981. and the other one was stolen
by a guy with a bowler hat,Copy !req
982. which kind of explains the dino.Copy !req
983. I'm calling your father.Copy !req
984. Wait. If I have to leave,Copy !req
985. can I at least go back
and find my mom?Copy !req
986. Wilbur promised.Copy !req
987. You promised what?Copy !req
988. I was never gonna do it. I swear!Copy !req
989. - You lied to me?
- No!Copy !req
990. Yes.Copy !req
991. Lewis! Lewis, wait!Copy !req
992. I can't believe I was dumb enough
to actually believe you were my friend!Copy !req
993. I am your friend!Copy !req
994. Mister, you're grounded till you die.Copy !req
995. Oh, yes, Doris, it is a shame.Copy !req
996. All he wants to do is go back in time
to meet the mother he never knew,Copy !req
997. but they won't let him.
We'd let him, though.Copy !req
998. Too bad
we don't have a time machine.Copy !req
999. Oh, wait. We do.Copy !req
1000. Bowler Hat Guy?Copy !req
1001. - Hello, Lewis.
- What do you want?Copy !req
1002. To make your dream come true.Copy !req
1003. All you have to do is put
Humpty Dumpty back together again,Copy !req
1004. and we'll take you back
to find your mommy.Copy !req
1005. Lewis!Copy !req
1006. Let's just talk about this, Lewis.
Come on!Copy !req
1007. I know you're around here somewhere.Copy !req
1008. Lewis!Copy !req
1009. I can't imagine why you're so interested
in this piece ofjunk.Copy !req
1010. That's for me to know
and you to find out.Copy !req
1011. Now, show me how to work this thing.Copy !req
1012. It doesn't work. Never did.Copy !req
1013. Well, supposing it did,Copy !req
1014. and if one were presenting
the invention to, say,Copy !req
1015. a board of directors
for a very large invention company,Copy !req
1016. where might one find the "On" switch?Copy !req
1017. Hypothetically speaking, of course.Copy !req
1018. All right, first, you turn this knob twice,Copy !req
1019. then push this red button,Copy !req
1020. and that's it. It's pretty easy.Copy !req
1021. What a stupid way to turn it on!Copy !req
1022. Okay, take me to see my mom now.Copy !req
1023. Yes, of course.Copy !req
1024. Doris?Copy !req
1025. We had a deal!Copy !req
1026. Crossies! Doesn't count.Copy !req
1027. Why are you doing this to me?
I never did anything to you.Copy !req
1028. You still haven't figured it out?Copy !req
1029. Figured out what?Copy !req
1030. Well, let's see if this rings a bell.Copy !req
1031. Father of the Future,
inventor extraordinaire,Copy !req
1032. "Keep moving forward"?Copy !req
1033. That's not me. That's Wilbur's dad.Copy !req
1034. Are you sayingCopy !req
1035. that I'm Wilbur's dad?Copy !req
1036. Give the boy a prize.Copy !req
1037. You grew up to be the founder
of this wretched time,Copy !req
1038. so I plan to destroy your destiny.Copy !req
1039. - Easy peasy, rice and cheesy.
- Well...Copy !req
1040. So if I'm Wilbur's dad...Copy !req
1041. Keep going.Copy !req
1042. If I'm Wilbur's dad...Copy !req
1043. Yes, thank you, we've established that.Copy !req
1044. But what does that have to do
with you?Copy !req
1045. Allow me to shed some light
on the subject.Copy !req
1046. My old room!Copy !req
1047. I think you mean our old room.Copy !req
1048. - What?
- Yes! Yes, it is I,Copy !req
1049. Mike Yagoobian!Copy !req
1050. I know.
I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it.Copy !req
1051. How did you end up like this?Copy !req
1052. Well, it's a long and pitiful story
about a young boy with a dream,Copy !req
1053. a dream of winning
a Little League championship,Copy !req
1054. a dream that was ruined
in the last inning.Copy !req
1055. We lost by one run because of me.Copy !req
1056. Get him!Copy !req
1057. If I hadn't fallen asleep,
I would have caught the ball!Copy !req
1058. And we would have won!Copy !req
1059. Do you understand?Copy !req
1060. For some reason,
no one wanted to adopt me.Copy !req
1061. Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson
graduates from college at age 14.Copy !req
1062. This year's Nobel Prize goes
to a young Cornelius Robinson.Copy !req
1063. Hey, Goob, what's up? Cool binder.Copy !req
1064. Hey, Goob,
wanna come over to my house today?Copy !req
1065. They all hated me.Copy !req
1066. Eventually, they closed down
the orphanage and everyone left,Copy !req
1067. except me.Copy !req
1068. Cornelius Robinson rebuilds lnventco.Copy !req
1069. - Robinson reaches out to...
- It's new name,Copy !req
1070. - Robinson lndustries.
- Cornelius Robinson!Copy !req
1071. - Cornelius Robinson is now...
- Now here's another amazing...Copy !req
1072. It was then
that I realized it wasn't my fault.Copy !req
1073. It was yours.Copy !req
1074. If you hadn't kept me up all night
working on your stupid project,Copy !req
1075. then I wouldn't have missed the catch,Copy !req
1076. so I devised a brilliant plan
to get my revenge.Copy !req
1077. Robinson, you stink!Copy !req
1078. Then, just as I was on the brink
of destroying Robinson Industries,Copy !req
1079. I met her.Copy !req
1080. We retreated to our villainous Iair,Copy !req
1081. where Doris spun a tale
of deception and woe.Copy !req
1082. Apparently, you invented her
to be a Helping Hat,Copy !req
1083. a slave to humankind,Copy !req
1084. but Doris knew she was capable
of so much more.Copy !req
1085. However, you didn't see
her true potential.Copy !req
1086. - Got it.
- So you shut her down,Copy !req
1087. or so you thought.Copy !req
1088. We both had a score
to settle with you,Copy !req
1089. and while my plan for revenge
was drilliant, Doris' was...Copy !req
1090. Well, we went with Doris',Copy !req
1091. but I made
a very, very important contribution.Copy !req
1092. Together we made the perfect team.Copy !req
1093. Wilbur!Copy !req
1094. Make sure you shut that door tight,
or else the alarm won't engage.Copy !req
1095. Yeah, Mom.Copy !req
1096. I went to your house,
snuck in the garageCopy !req
1097. and stole the time machine,Copy !req
1098. all thanks to that pointy-haired Iittle kid
who forgot to Iock the garage door.Copy !req
1099. And now all that's left
is to return to Inventco,Copy !req
1100. where I'll pass off
your little gizmo as my own.Copy !req
1101. But you have no idea
what that could do to this future!Copy !req
1102. I don't care. I just want to ruin your life.Copy !req
1103. Goob, I had no idea.Copy !req
1104. Shut up! And don't call me Goob!Copy !req
1105. How many evil villains do you know
who can pull off a name like Goob?Copy !req
1106. Look, I'm sorry
your life turned out so bad,Copy !req
1107. but don't blame me.
You messed it up yourself.Copy !req
1108. You just focused on the bad stuff
when all you had to do wasCopy !req
1109. let go of the past
and keep moving forward.Copy !req
1110. Let's see.Copy !req
1111. Take responsibility for my own life
or blame you.Copy !req
1112. "Blame you" wins hands down!Copy !req
1113. This is gonna be
the best day of my life!Copy !req
1114. Doris, would you be a dear
and open the hatch for me, please?Copy !req
1115. No!Copy !req
1116. Well, I hate to foil your evil plan
and run, but ta-ta!Copy !req
1117. But...Copy !req
1118. I bet you're glad to see me.Copy !req
1119. That's for not locking the garage door.Copy !req
1120. You know about that?Copy !req
1121. I know everything.Copy !req
1122. You gotta admit,Copy !req
1123. this will be a great story
to tell me someday.Copy !req
1124. Look at that, boys.
We're almost home free.Copy !req
1125. Oh, no!Copy !req
1126. Take a good look around, boys,Copy !req
1127. because your future
is about to change.Copy !req
1128. Lewis, you have to fix
the time machine.Copy !req
1129. No. No, I can't.Copy !req
1130. What about your dad?
You could call him.Copy !req
1131. - You are my dad.
- But that's in the future.Copy !req
1132. There won't be a future
unless you fix the time machine.Copy !req
1133. Look, I messed up.Copy !req
1134. I left the garage unlocked,
and I've tried like crazy to fix things,Copy !req
1135. but now it's up to you.Copy !req
1136. You can do it, Dad.Copy !req
1137. - Lewis? Lewis!
- Wilbur? Wilbur!Copy !req
1138. Wilbur.Copy !req
1139. Mrs. Robinson? Uncle Art? Lefty?Copy !req
1140. Prepare to be amazed.Copy !req
1141. I call it the Memory Scanner.Copy !req
1142. So, Yagoobian, any other ideas
you'd like to share with us?Copy !req
1143. Yes. I call them Helping Hats.Copy !req
1144. They're everywhere!Copy !req
1145. Doris, what's happening?
I don't understand.Copy !req
1146. I just wanted to ruin his future, not this.Copy !req
1147. No!Copy !req
1148. No. No, this can't be happening! No!Copy !req
1149. Oh, Lewis, it's already happened.Copy !req
1150. Why did I ever invent that stupid hat?Copy !req
1151. Take a good look around, Doris,
'cause your future's about to change.Copy !req
1152. Goob, stop!Copy !req
1153. You don't know what you're doing!Copy !req
1154. Yes, I do. I'm ruining your future.Copy !req
1155. She's using you, Goob,Copy !req
1156. and when she gets what she wants,
she'll get rid of you.Copy !req
1157. What? What?Copy !req
1158. I am never going to invent you.Copy !req
1159. Come on, Goob.
I've got to show you something.Copy !req
1160. Doris?Copy !req
1161. I thought she was my friend.Copy !req
1162. You did it, Lewis. You did it!Copy !req
1163. I'll hold him while you run for help.Copy !req
1164. Let him go.Copy !req
1165. What are you doing? He's the bad guy.Copy !req
1166. No, he's not. He's my roommate.Copy !req
1167. - What?
- He's my old roommate,Copy !req
1168. and I really think
you guys should adopt him.Copy !req
1169. - Are you nuts?
- Give me one good reason why not.Copy !req
1170. I'll give you three good reasons.Copy !req
1171. He stole our time machine,
tried to ruin your future,Copy !req
1172. and he smells
like he hasn't showered in 30 years!Copy !req
1173. May I remind you, I'm your father,
and you have to do what I say.Copy !req
1174. Okay, Mr. Yagoobian,
do you want to be a...Copy !req
1175. - Where'd he go?
- Goob?Copy !req
1176. Goob!Copy !req
1177. Goob.Copy !req
1178. Are you hurt? Any broken bones?Copy !req
1179. - No, I'm...
- Do you have a temperature?Copy !req
1180. - Brain fog?
- Scurvy?Copy !req
1181. - Tapeworm?
- Cellulite?Copy !req
1182. No. No, no, I'm fine. I feel fine.Copy !req
1183. In fact,
better than I've felt in a long time.Copy !req
1184. Franny, they're gone.
Oh, this is terrible!Copy !req
1185. - Oh, boy.
- Well, he's home early.Copy !req
1186. Franny, where are you?
The time machines are gone!Copy !req
1187. Ratted out by the old lady.Copy !req
1188. Harsh.Copy !req
1189. Okay.Copy !req
1190. Yeah, beats working
in an office every day.Copy !req
1191. Yeah, no kidding.Copy !req
1192. Hey!
Want to see the one I'm most proud of?Copy !req
1193. Yeah.Copy !req
1194. Oh, no, no, no. That one.Copy !req
1195. It was our first real invention.Copy !req
1196. It's the one that started it all.Copy !req
1197. Wowie.Copy !req
1198. So if I go back now,
then this will be my future.Copy !req
1199. Well, that depends on you.Copy !req
1200. Nothing is set in stone.Copy !req
1201. You gotta make the right choices
and keep moving forward.Copy !req
1202. Since it's gonna work this time,
that means I...Copy !req
1203. We won't finally get to see
what Mom looks like?Copy !req
1204. Do we ever meet her?Copy !req
1205. I think
you're just gonna have to get backCopy !req
1206. to that science fair
and find out for yourself.Copy !req
1207. I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.Copy !req
1208. That's because we are one smart kid.Copy !req
1209. - So long!
- Bye-bye, Lewis!Copy !req
1210. - Farewell, future brother-in-law.
- So long! See you later, Lewis!Copy !req
1211. Oh, don't forget the mashed potatoes!Copy !req
1212. - Have a safe trip, little Lewis.
- I will.Copy !req
1213. Hey, while I got you here,Copy !req
1214. just a couple of little suggestions
regarding my design.Copy !req
1215. Let's face it, these skinny limbs
don't exactly make the teapot whistle.Copy !req
1216. All that really matters is,
hey, don't forget to invent me.Copy !req
1217. - Are you kidding? No way!
- I love you.Copy !req
1218. There's so many things
I wish I could ask you.Copy !req
1219. Excuse me.
Time travel now, questions later.Copy !req
1220. - But I...
- Don't worry.Copy !req
1221. Just get back to that science fair,
and we'll see you real soon.Copy !req
1222. Oh, right. Right, okay, I will. Bye.Copy !req
1223. - Goodbye, son.
- Thanks again for everything!Copy !req
1224. - Wait. Lewis, one more thing.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1225. Just a little tip for the future.
I am always right.Copy !req
1226. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.Copy !req
1227. She's right.
I'd just go with it if I were you.Copy !req
1228. And I am.Copy !req
1229. Then you're absolutely right.Copy !req
1230. All right, I'm coming.Copy !req
1231. Well, it's not like
you're never gonna see them again.Copy !req
1232. They are your family, after all.Copy !req
1233. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1234. You're supposed to take me back
to the science fair.Copy !req
1235. I know.Copy !req
1236. Well, I think
you punched in the wrong numbers.Copy !req
1237. We agreed that,
if you fixed the time machine,Copy !req
1238. I'd take you back to see your mom.Copy !req
1239. What?Copy !req
1240. A deal's a deal.Copy !req
1241. I don't get it. Why'd you just let her go?Copy !req
1242. Because I already have a family.Copy !req
1243. I never thought my dad
would be my best friend.Copy !req
1244. Now, now, don't make me come
and bail you out again.Copy !req
1245. I won't.Copy !req
1246. Remember, I've got a time machine.Copy !req
1247. If you mess up again,
I'll just keep coming backCopy !req
1248. till you get it right.Copy !req
1249. - You got that motto?
- I got it.Copy !req
1250. Don't forget it.Copy !req
1251. I don't think that's possible.Copy !req
1252. You better get going.Copy !req
1253. See you later, Wilbur.Copy !req
1254. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1255. Goob! Goob, wake up!Copy !req
1256. What?Copy !req
1257. That's it!Copy !req
1258. Mr. Willerstein,
I know what went wrong.Copy !req
1259. Can I have one more chance? Please!Copy !req
1260. My ride isn't here yet, so fire it up.Copy !req
1261. I need a volunteer.Copy !req
1262. Now, just give me a date to input.Copy !req
1263. Well, now, let's see.Copy !req
1264. There's my first science fair,
the day I got my first microscope,Copy !req
1265. the time I swam the English Channel,
my first gold medal for the luge.Copy !req
1266. I know.Copy !req
1267. Perfect!Copy !req
1268. - You look gorgeous.
- He's a Iucky guy.Copy !req
1269. Oh! It works.Copy !req
1270. - It works!
- It works.Copy !req
1271. You look deautiful, Lucille.Copy !req
1272. Bud?Copy !req
1273. - Would you look at that?
- Whoa!Copy !req
1274. Honey! Honey, you're just in time.Copy !req
1275. - Lucille!
- You did it, Lewis! You did it!Copy !req
1276. This invention is brilliant!Copy !req
1277. Kid, you're this fair's MVP!Copy !req
1278. That was some show you put on.Copy !req
1279. You're a real special kid,Copy !req
1280. but you don't look like a Lewis.
You look more like a...Copy !req
1281. Cornelius. I get that a lot.Copy !req
1282. Oh, no! Sorry, mister.Copy !req
1283. No harm done.Copy !req
1284. Frankie, what have I told you
about running away?Copy !req
1285. - Frankie?
- My star pupil.Copy !req
1286. My name's Franny,
and I teach frogs music.Copy !req
1287. Really?Copy !req
1288. You know that frogs
have more musical ability than people?Copy !req
1289. But nobody believes me.Copy !req
1290. They all think I'm crazy.Copy !req
1291. You think I'm crazy, too.Copy !req
1292. No. No, I think you're right.Copy !req
1293. Over here? There he is.Copy !req
1294. Kid, we'd like to get a story
on you for the local paper.Copy !req
1295. You've got a bright future ahead of you.Copy !req
1296. Let it goCopy !req
1297. Yeah.Copy !req
1298. Let it roll right off your shoulderCopy !req
1299. Don't you knowCopy !req
1300. The hardest part is overCopy !req
1301. Let it inCopy !req
1302. Let your clarity define youCopy !req
1303. In the endCopy !req
1304. We will onlyjust remember
How it feelsCopy !req
1305. Let it slideCopy !req
1306. Let your troubles fall behind youCopy !req
1307. Let it shineCopy !req
1308. Until you feel it all around youCopy !req
1309. And I don't mindCopy !req
1310. If it's me you need to turn toCopy !req
1311. We'll get byCopy !req
1312. It's the heart that really matters
In the endCopy !req
1313. Our lives are madeCopy !req
1314. In these small hoursCopy !req
1315. These little wondersCopy !req
1316. These twists and turns of fateCopy !req
1317. Time falls awayCopy !req
1318. But these small hoursCopy !req
1319. These small hours still remainCopy !req
1320. All of my regretCopy !req
1321. Will wash away somehowCopy !req
1322. But I cannot forgetCopy !req
1323. The way I feel right nowCopy !req
1324. The future has arrivedCopy !req
1325. The future's arrivedCopy !req
1326. Nobody can doubtCopy !req
1327. The future is what everything's aboutCopy !req
1328. It's better for you
And it's better for meCopy !req
1329. It's better than what everybody
Thought it would beCopy !req
1330. The future has arrivedCopy !req
1331. The future has arrived todayCopy !req
1332. The future's aliveCopy !req
1333. Alive as can beCopy !req
1334. Just open your eyesCopy !req
1335. It's plain to seeCopy !req
1336. Just don't be afraidCopy !req
1337. Just keep going onCopy !req
1338. One step at a time
And you can't go wrongCopy !req
1339. It's time to createCopy !req
1340. Time to growCopy !req
1341. If you feel rightCopy !req
1342. The world, yeah
She's changingCopy !req
1343. Don't it make you feel alive?Copy !req
1344. The future has arrivedCopy !req
1345. The future has arrived todayCopy !req
1346. The future's aliveCopy !req
1347. The future is alive todayCopy !req
1348. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1349. The future's arrivedCopy !req
1350. Nobody can doubtCopy !req
1351. The future is what everything's aboutCopy !req
1352. It's better for you
It's better for meCopy !req
1353. It's better than what everybody
Thought it would beCopy !req
1354. It's time to createCopy !req
1355. Time to growCopy !req
1356. If you feel rightCopy !req
1357. The world, yeah
She's changingCopy !req
1358. And life's rearrangingCopy !req
1359. Don't it make you feel alive?Copy !req
1360. The future has arrivedCopy !req
1361. The future has arrived todayCopy !req
1362. The future's aliveCopy !req
1363. The future is alive todayCopy !req
1364. The future has arrivedCopy !req
1365. The future has arrived todayCopy !req
1366. The future's aliveCopy !req
1367. The future is alive todayCopy !req
1368. The future has arrivedCopy !req
1369. The future has arrived todayCopy !req
1370. The future's aliveCopy !req
1371. The future is alive todayCopy !req
1372. The future has arrived todayCopy !req
1373. Waiting to cross the RubiconCopy !req
1374. Wondering what side I'm onCopy !req
1375. What are these visions
Of me as a young manCopy !req
1376. With one arm pointing
And the other arm holding your hand?Copy !req
1377. Needing a plan to keep you nearCopy !req
1378. BIowing a horn so you can hearCopy !req
1379. If it was only my love and devotionCopy !req
1380. This world would suddenly be
In a state ofCopy !req
1381. CommotionCopy !req
1382. Emotional commotionCopy !req
1383. I never get around
Under the sun and the starsCopy !req
1384. And I may be always frowningCopy !req
1385. But one day you will see
Under the sun and the starsCopy !req
1386. You will turn around
And I'll beCopy !req
1387. In motionCopy !req
1388. Emotional commotionCopy !req
1389. Emotional motionCopy !req