1. Hey? What do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
2. You're a punk, Sam!
Ow. Get off.Copy !req
3. I ought to kill you!Copy !req
4. Oh, my God! Fight!
You fucking dick head!Copy !req
5. I told you to never touch
my camera!
Stop!Copy !req
6. Didn't I? Fucker!
You little wimp!Copy !req
7. Bitch! Pussy! I told you!Copy !req
8. I ought to fucking kill you!Copy !req
9. And I will kill you,
you little punk,Copy !req
10. if I ever catch you fucking
with my camera again.Copy !req
11. Aw, he's starting to cry.
Step on him!Copy !req
12. Get outta my way!
Relax, man.Copy !req
13. Are you all right?Copy !req
14. Did you ever stare
at the ceilingCopy !req
15. till it started looking
kind of funny?Copy !req
16. Like it was breathing.
Like it was saying something.Copy !req
17. Like it was saying,
"Rocky...Copy !req
18. you gotta do something
about what's been going on."Copy !req
19. Something's gotta happen, Sam.
Something's gotta give.Copy !req
20. You can call the police.Copy !req
21. The police won't do jack.Copy !req
22. I wish I was bigger.Copy !req
23. I'm bigger.Copy !req
24. Not to mention the fact
that I'm smarter.Copy !req
25. If you do something,
he'll just get you.Copy !req
26. Did you ever used to get me when
we used to play hide and seek?Copy !req
27. No.Copy !req
28. He wouldn't have
any better luck.Copy !req
29. You wanna know
my secret hiding spot?Copy !req
30. The roof.Copy !req
31. The disappearing man.Copy !req
32. Exactly.Copy !req
33. Rocky's thinking
about doingCopy !req
34. something to George.Copy !req
35. I don't get
how the teachersCopy !req
36. can just let him
get away with that.Copy !req
37. Teachers don't care.Copy !req
38. They have him in detention
for 15 minutes for a week.Copy !req
39. Mm-mmm,
something's gotta give.Copy !req
40. If you could
snap your fingers right now,Copy !req
41. and he would drop dead
in his tracks,Copy !req
42. would you do it?Copy !req
43. Are we still on for Saturday?Copy !req
44. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
45. So, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
46. I'll figure something out,Copy !req
47. and I'll surprise you.Copy !req
48. Hey, you know
that fat kid, George,Copy !req
49. who they keep holding back
from graduating middle school?Copy !req
50. Yeah, I hate that guy.Copy !req
51. He beat up Sam.Copy !req
52. No.Copy !req
53. Hey, you know
when we were at Rollins,Copy !req
54. that crazy kid
chased me across the fieldCopy !req
55. and cracked my head
open with a bat.Copy !req
56. Finally an explanation.Copy !req
57. Yeah, anyway...Copy !req
58. He's a real pig.
I say we smoke that ham.Copy !req
59. Yeah? Make some
ham sandwiches?Copy !req
60. Pork chop-ify him.
Spam-icize him.Copy !req
61. Link sausage-ize him!Copy !req
62. Squeal piggy!
Squeal! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
63. Naw...
Screw that guy.Copy !req
64. You'd really like to do that,
wouldn't you, Clyde?Copy !req
65. You're projecting,
Marty.Copy !req
66. Projecting?Copy !req
67. That's when you
say something...Copy !req
68. that someone else—Copy !req
69. You say that they
want to do,Copy !req
70. when you're the oneCopy !req
71. who wants to do it.Copy !req
72. No, no, no. That's good.
That's good.Copy !req
73. Hold up, Rocky. Back up.
I got something for you.Copy !req
74. Just a little...Copy !req
75. Oh! You son
of a bitch!Copy !req
76. I was
just projecting.Copy !req
77. Oh-ho-ho,
you asshole!Copy !req
78. Later.Copy !req
79. Wait up, man!Copy !req
80. Let's go get
some ice cream.Copy !req
81. Okay, Dave.Copy !req
82. Hey!Copy !req
83. Where were you guys?Copy !req
84. Get beat up today?Copy !req
85. See any new scars?Copy !req
86. Got any more gum?
I'm chewing the whole pack.Copy !req
87. Why, you want some?Copy !req
88. Tasty.Copy !req
89. Okay...Copy !req
90. Jennifer Lopez or the girl
who sits behind you in school?Copy !req
91. J-Lo.Copy !req
92. Okay, I think I got one.
Hmm.Copy !req
93. Um...
tie him to a tree,Copy !req
94. pour some honey
on his face,Copy !req
95. and leave him there
all day and night.Copy !req
96. Why?
It's for the bugs,Copy !req
97. so they'd get on him
and bite him.Copy !req
98. No, we can't do that.
Why not?Copy !req
99. Well, what if a bear came?Copy !req
100. Shut up.Copy !req
101. You know...Copy !req
102. if we hurt him,
we'd be just as bad as him.Copy !req
103. So we need to hurt him
without really hurting him.Copy !req
104. I mean, if you could think
of something like that, then...Copy !req
105. Then what?Copy !req
106. I don't know.Copy !req
107. All right,
Heather Locklear...Copy !req
108. or Shannen Doherty?Copy !req
109. Uh... Don't know who
Heather Locklear is.Copy !req
110. You don't—?
Dude!Copy !req
111. So, what do you say?Copy !req
112. I think it's
a totally wild plan.Copy !req
113. It's also the only plan
my brother would agree to.Copy !req
114. He's just a little fucking
Gandhi, isn't he?Copy !req
115. Like a fucking white
Martin Luther King.Copy !req
116. All we need now
is a boat.Copy !req
117. Hey, my neighbor's
got a boatCopy !req
118. in her back yard
that she never uses.Copy !req
119. Does that mean you're in?Copy !req
120. Well, do you
actually thinkCopy !req
121. he'll go for it?
Oh, please.Copy !req
122. George'll get a hard-onCopy !req
123. as soon as
he picks up the phone.Copy !req
124. Rock will throw on some of
that "sweet boy" charm of his.Copy !req
125. Kid's desperate. Stupid.
It's human nature.Copy !req
126. All I know is,
is I'm getting a hard-onCopy !req
127. just thinking about it.Copy !req
128. Ah... Your mom don't need
the car Saturday, does she?Copy !req
129. The only thing my mom needs
on Saturdays is Valium.Copy !req
130. What do you think, Clyde?Copy !req
131. Do we want to give
Georgie Porgie a little tasteCopy !req
132. of his own medicine?
Huh?Copy !req
133. Be some good clean fun,
don't you think?Copy !req
134. Yeah, he deserves it,
doesn't he?Copy !req
135. If there's one thing
that can't be argued,Copy !req
136. it's that,
that fat freak deservesCopy !req
137. whatever he's got
coming to him.Copy !req
138. Dude, what'd I tell you?Copy !req
139. You don't
smoke herb.Copy !req
140. Yeah, so get it
outta my face.Copy !req
141. Faggot.Copy !req
142. Clyde-o...Copy !req
143. I'm just fucking
with you.Copy !req
144. You're not a faggot,
all right?Copy !req
145. Okay?Copy !req
146. Fist bump?Copy !req
147. Fist bump?Copy !req
148. Okay, zero kilter.Copy !req
149. Besides, I like your dads,
Clyde.Copy !req
150. I never knew any homosexual men
personally until I met them.Copy !req
151. They're not so bad.Copy !req
152. Don't you think so, Rocky?Copy !req
153. Clyde, don't worry
about Marty.Copy !req
154. Don't take yourself down ♪
It's just B.S.Copy !req
155. And every no one town ♪
Okay? It's B.S.!Copy !req
156. Okay? It's B.S.! B.S.! Come on!Copy !req
157. Don't take yourself down ♪
Okay?Copy !req
158. Don't take yourself down ♪
Okay.Copy !req
159. Hello? Uh, George?Copy !req
160. Hey, hey.Copy !req
161. This is Rocky Maris,
Sam's older brother.Copy !req
162. Yeah. Um, I got your number
off the call list.Copy !req
163. Is that okay?Copy !req
164. Great.Copy !req
165. Um, well, what I wanted to call
you about was—Copy !req
166. Is that I'm inviting you
to S— To a party for Sam.Copy !req
167. Now, I know that you two have
been having some trouble lately.Copy !req
168. Um...
But you know what?Copy !req
169. He's always talking about
how cool you are.Copy !req
170. And it would really mean a lot
to him if you could come.Copy !req
171. It's his birthday.Copy !req
172. It's on Saturday at noon.Copy !req
173. We can pick you up
if you'd like.Copy !req
174. We're going boating.
We're going on a boating trip.Copy !req
175. You like boating?Copy !req
176. Awesome. So, um,Copy !req
177. the only thing I can
really ask you to do,Copy !req
178. is not tell
too many people.Copy !req
179. Because we didn't really invite
a lot of people, and...Copy !req
180. And, you know, everyone knows
everybody in this town.Copy !req
181. And y—Copy !req
182. You tell your parents.Copy !req
183. Parents will tell other parents.Copy !req
184. And those parents
will tell their kids.Copy !req
185. And pretty soon everyone
who didn't get invitedCopy !req
186. will be sitting at home crying.Copy !req
187. We don't want that,
do we? There you go.Copy !req
188. So do you want me
to pick you upCopy !req
189. at, um, noon?Copy !req
190. Awesome!Copy !req
191. So I will see you
at noon, George.Copy !req
192. Awesome!
Have a great day.Copy !req
193. Bye.Copy !req
194. Oh, yeah...
What did he say?Copy !req
195. He said he would love
to go.Copy !req
196. He'd love to go.Copy !req
197. Oh, I'd love to go.Copy !req
198. I'd love to—
If you could just—Copy !req
199. Ah! Ah! Aahh!Copy !req
200. I'd love, love,
love to go.Copy !req
201. Oh, I'd love to go! Come here.Copy !req
202. Say, "uncle."
Uncle.Copy !req
203. Uncle who?
Uncle Martini!Copy !req
204. Kiss my ass, Mr. Shaham.Copy !req
205. Kiss my ass, Mr. Estes.Copy !req
206. Kiss my ass, Ms. Johnson.Copy !req
207. Kiss my ass, Mr. Rosenthal.Copy !req
208. Shit.Copy !req
209. Hey! What's up with my shooter,
twerp face.Copy !req
210. Target practice.Copy !req
211. It's 11 a.m. in the morning
for chrissakes.Copy !req
212. Most people are doing cartwheels
by 11, Kile.Copy !req
213. Aren't you supposed to be
in school?Copy !req
214. Fuck school.Copy !req
215. I don't see you in school.Copy !req
216. And besides, you're not Dad.Copy !req
217. Come here.Copy !req
218. Come here!Copy !req
219. Yeah, you're right,
I'm not Dad.Copy !req
220. Dad didn't yank
as hard as I do.Copy !req
221. I really don't want to hear
about Dad, you understand?Copy !req
222. You understand?
Yes.Copy !req
223. Now, hand me my gun.Copy !req
224. Look, stupid.Copy !req
225. You ever take this
without my permission again,Copy !req
226. I guarantee it,
you'll be sorry.Copy !req
227. You understand?
Yeah.Copy !req
228. You get it?
Yes.Copy !req
229. Huh?Copy !req
230. Kiss my ass, Kile.Copy !req
231. Things to say to Sam
on our date.Copy !req
232. One.Copy !req
233. So...Copy !req
234. Sam, it's a beautiful day,
isn't it?Copy !req
235. Two.Copy !req
236. Are you happy...Copy !req
237. or sad...Copy !req
238. that we're leaving
Rollins next year?Copy !req
239. Three.Copy !req
240. So, uh...Copy !req
241. what's your father do
for a living again?Copy !req
242. Oh, he has
a car-stereo company.Copy !req
243. Do you believe in God?Copy !req
244. That's a weird question.Copy !req
245. So, uh, what's it like
being a male?Copy !req
246. Okay, stupid question.Copy !req
247. This is the inside
of my mind.Copy !req
248. This is my mother.Copy !req
249. My mom works out every day.Copy !req
250. And this is my street.Copy !req
251. This is the street I live on.Copy !req
252. What are we doing?Copy !req
253. You're gonna like this.Copy !req
254. Isn't that George Tooney?Copy !req
255. Uh, yeah, he's coming
to the river with us.Copy !req
256. Why?Copy !req
257. Sammy, don't you tellCopy !req
258. your girlfriend
nothing?Copy !req
259. What's he... talking about, Sam?Copy !req
260. You should've
told her, Sam.Copy !req
261. All right everyone, shh.Copy !req
262. He's coming.
Be nice to him.Copy !req
263. Millie, it's supposed to be part
of the surprise. We—Copy !req
264. Happy birthday,
Sammy.Copy !req
265. Hi, George.Copy !req
266. Glad you could
make it.Copy !req
267. You know everybody?Copy !req
268. Yeah, sure.
Hey, everybody.Copy !req
269. Hey.
What's happening, George?Copy !req
270. Hey, Georgie.
Hi, George.Copy !req
271. Hey, Millie.Copy !req
272. We ready?Copy !req
273. Woo!Copy !req
274. What are you doing?Copy !req
275. Making a documentary.Copy !req
276. Of what?Copy !req
277. Of things.Copy !req
278. Like Sam opening
his present.Copy !req
279. Go ahead
and open it.Copy !req
280. Yeah, Sam,
go ahead and open it.Copy !req
281. You already opened
all your other presents at home.Copy !req
282. Stream Machine's
top of the line.Copy !req
283. I have one at home,
so we can have a war sometime.Copy !req
284. Isn't it
excellent?Copy !req
285. Oh, yeah,
thank you, George.Copy !req
286. You must've blown
your whole allowanceCopy !req
287. on that thing, huh, George?Copy !req
288. How much you bagging
a week now, 40, 50 bucks?Copy !req
289. It's very sweet of you,
George.Copy !req
290. I got it at Funco.Copy !req
291. You can return it
if you want.Copy !req
292. Oh, no,
it's perfect.Copy !req
293. Well... it's a beautiful day for
a boat trip with some buddies.Copy !req
294. Hey, Marty?
Hmm?Copy !req
295. My mom made me sign
one of those contractsCopy !req
296. that says, like, uh—
You know,Copy !req
297. I'm not allowed to get
into a car with a driverCopy !req
298. who's been drinking.
Oh, it's cool.Copy !req
299. My mom gave me permission
to drink and drive.Copy !req
300. You don't have to
worry about it.Copy !req
301. Your mom must be pretty stupidCopy !req
302. to give you permission
to drive inebriated.Copy !req
303. Well, you're right, George.
My mom is pretty stupid.Copy !req
304. In fact she's got
one of those, uh,Copy !req
305. learning-disability things.Copy !req
306. Huh. Must be a bad LD.Copy !req
307. I-I have an LD, but...Copy !req
308. I should know you're
not supposed to drive drunk.Copy !req
309. I-I see stuff all backwards
and shit.Copy !req
310. Like, ins-stead of seeing
"stop" on a stop sign,Copy !req
311. I see "pots."Copy !req
312. My doctor says
it's...Copy !req
313. a genetic variation,
like for evolution.Copy !req
314. So maybe I'm a superior being.Copy !req
315. The, uh, future of the race.Copy !req
316. Uh, like, if aliens came down
and they had, uh,Copy !req
317. a language, uh...
a super-advanced language,Copy !req
318. that said you had to read
this way to that way,Copy !req
319. instead of that way
to this way.Copy !req
320. Shit.Copy !req
321. Yo, kidlings.Copy !req
322. What are you guys
doing here?Copy !req
323. Eating
mini-beef tacos.Copy !req
324. Finest mini-beef tacos
in the world here.Copy !req
325. Yummy.Copy !req
326. What, did you steal
mom's car again?Copy !req
327. Why do you care?
I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
328. Who's the minors?Copy !req
329. It's just my brother
and some of his friends.Copy !req
330. What are
the paddles for?Copy !req
331. We're going
cow spanking.Copy !req
332. Cow spanking,
what's that?Copy !req
333. It's like
cow tipping...Copy !req
334. only we spank.Copy !req
335. Really.Copy !req
336. Come on, let's just get
the smokes and get outta here.Copy !req
337. Camels.Copy !req
338. While you boys are out
cow spanking,Copy !req
339. Kile and I are gonna go
pussy hunting.Copy !req
340. Good for you, Jasper.Copy !req
341. Hey, don't get sassy
with my boy.Copy !req
342. You ever been
pussy hunting?Copy !req
343. Naw, I didn't
think so.Copy !req
344. You know
how I knew?Copy !req
345. 'Cause you gotta have
some bait to catch one.Copy !req
346. That's great.Copy !req
347. Grow up, Jasper.
Let's go, Marty.Copy !req
348. Jesus, Jasper.
Why do you have to f...?Copy !req
349. Why do you have
to act so retarded?Copy !req
350. Have fun cow spanking, boys!Copy !req
351. Oh, man. That was awesome.
You see that shit?Copy !req
352. So, whose road
is this?Copy !req
353. It's just a road.Copy !req
354. Hey, you guys
ever hear aboutCopy !req
355. when Rocky and I
were kicking it out here?Copy !req
356. We got some poison oak
on our hands.Copy !req
357. This is a disgusting story.Copy !req
358. Anyway,
so we were out here,Copy !req
359. and we got some poison oak
on our hands.Copy !req
360. With all the beers
we were drinking,Copy !req
361. well, naturally,
we had to take a piss.Copy !req
362. Now, I don't know
if you're hip, Millie,Copy !req
363. but when a guy pisses...Copy !req
364. he has to hold his pisser
in his hands.Copy !req
365. Like so.Copy !req
366. Thanks, Marty.Copy !req
367. No, wait,
I'm not finished yet.Copy !req
368. Next morning
when we woke up,Copy !req
369. we both had
totally chapped, rash-y nuts.Copy !req
370. Hey, lucky you didn't run out
of toilet paper,Copy !req
371. have to wipe your butt
with your hand.Copy !req
372. Ew.Copy !req
373. Ouch, ouch!Copy !req
374. I just got stung
by something.Copy !req
375. You all right?Copy !req
376. Yeah.Copy !req
377. You guys
just go ahead.Copy !req
378. Better make sure
it's not a tick.Copy !req
379. Lyme's disease, you know.Copy !req
380. Look, all right,
there'll be three circlesCopy !req
381. around the bite
if it's Lyme's disease.Copy !req
382. But, like,
you gotta watch outCopy !req
383. because you could just straight
drop dead from Lyme's disease.Copy !req
384. Thanks, George.Copy !req
385. Oh, if it is a tick
and it gets dug in,Copy !req
386. we might need to take
my tweezersCopy !req
387. and, like, put it under a flame
until it gets, like, red hot.Copy !req
388. And then burn the thing
to deathCopy !req
389. so it'll let go,
before we pull it out.Copy !req
390. Can you leave us alone
for a second?Copy !req
391. Thanks.Copy !req
392. Seems like George is having
a good time.Copy !req
393. What are you trying
to say, Clyde?Copy !req
394. Fat boy's gonna get
what he's got coming.Copy !req
395. I don't see a stinger.Copy !req
396. Sam, what's going on
here with George?Copy !req
397. Oh, it's nothing bad.Copy !req
398. It's just a joke.Copy !req
399. What kind of joke?Copy !req
400. Well...Copy !req
401. we're planning
on stripping him,Copy !req
402. throwing him in the river,Copy !req
403. and then we're gonna make him
run home naked.Copy !req
404. We have a plan.
It involves a dare.Copy !req
405. A dare?Copy !req
406. Yeah. See, the only reason
I didn't tell you before—Copy !req
407. Who said I wanted
to be part of this?Copy !req
408. All right, what about this?Copy !req
409. What's that?Copy !req
410. "If you could snap
your fingers right now,Copy !req
411. and he would drop dead
in his tracks, would you do it?"Copy !req
412. It's totally mean, Sam.Copy !req
413. He's mean.Copy !req
414. He's a stupid fat kid.Copy !req
415. He's got problems.Copy !req
416. But he's obviously—Copy !req
417. Promise me you won't
do anything to him.Copy !req
418. It's not just me.Copy !req
419. Promise, or I go
back to the car.Copy !req
420. All right, I promise.Copy !req
421. I'll tell Rocky.Copy !req
422. Woooo!Copy !req
423. Can't wait to get her
on the river and start paddling.Copy !req
424. Hey, Rock,
you wanna go untie us?Copy !req
425. Sure.Copy !req
426. There any life jackets?Copy !req
427. Naw, I don't think
we'll need them.Copy !req
428. Come on, sweetheart. Gotta learn
to live life on the edge.Copy !req
429. He doesn't smoke,
Marty.Copy !req
430. Why don't you speak
for yourself, faggot?Copy !req
431. Oof!Copy !req
432. I gotta keep
my eye on you.Copy !req
433. These are really strong.Copy !req
434. Come on, Rock,
he's not such a bad guy.Copy !req
435. He's acting like
a nice guy, Sam.Copy !req
436. In reality,
he's not.Copy !req
437. You a, uh...Copy !req
438. You a cigarette virgin,
George?Copy !req
439. Uh... no.Copy !req
440. Naw, I'm not, man.Copy !req
441. I've smoked before.Copy !req
442. I, uh...Copy !req
443. Naw, I once
cold smokedCopy !req
444. an entire pack
of American Spirit menthols.Copy !req
445. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
446. What if I told youCopy !req
447. American Spirit
doesn't make menthols?Copy !req
448. They don't?Copy !req
449. It's okay if you've never
smoked before, George.Copy !req
450. I never have.Copy !req
451. Well, I have.Copy !req
452. All right,
I'm not lying.Copy !req
453. Y— You know, maybe
they weren't menthols,Copy !req
454. but they were definitely
American Spirits.Copy !req
455. Right.Copy !req
456. The only reason why
he's being nice to usCopy !req
457. is because he sees this as
an opportunity to get something.Copy !req
458. To get friends.Copy !req
459. Everybody wants that.Copy !req
460. Okay, what if you were
his friend, Sam?Copy !req
461. I mean, he'd still
go around school,Copy !req
462. beating everybody
else up.Copy !req
463. And that's a-actually
if you'd be his friend.Copy !req
464. I don't care what you say.
I don't wanna do it.Copy !req
465. Millie thinks
it's a bad idea too.Copy !req
466. Oh, well,
if Millie thinks—Copy !req
467. Millie thinks
what's a bad idea?Copy !req
468. Nothing.Copy !req
469. You pansies untie
the knot yet?Copy !req
470. Chop, chop,
come on.Copy !req
471. Hey.Copy !req
472. Hey, Rock. You know,
I— I got a knifeCopy !req
473. that'll slice through that
like butter.Copy !req
474. That's okay, George.Copy !req
475. I think we got it.Copy !req
476. Well, it's got,
like, a bone saw,Copy !req
477. scissor, pick axe,
I mean, everything.Copy !req
478. That's okay,
George.Copy !req
479. Okay.Copy !req
480. I'll talk to Marty
about it. Okay?Copy !req
481. Give me your oar.Copy !req
482. Nice.Copy !req
483. Thank you, George.Copy !req
484. Yeah, I once skipped
a rock on this lake.Copy !req
485. It skipped, like,
a thousand times.Copy !req
486. Wow.Copy !req
487. Let's get her
in the water.Copy !req
488. Aye, aye, capitán.Copy !req
489. We're calling off the plan.
I'll tell you later.Copy !req
490. It's all
taken care of.Copy !req
491. Hey!Copy !req
492. You guys should take
your shoes offCopy !req
493. if you don't want
to get them wet.Copy !req
494. Too late, they're soaked.Copy !req
495. This is gonna be fun,
don't you think?Copy !req
496. Yeah, but whoever didn't
bring life jacketsCopy !req
497. on a boat trip is a moron.Copy !req
498. Hey, do you know
I have athlete's foot?Copy !req
499. You are so disgusting.Copy !req
500. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
501. Row, two, three, four!Copy !req
502. One, two, three, four...Copy !req
503. Booooo chk boo boo chk chk chk ♪Copy !req
504. Yeah, you love it,
don't you?Copy !req
505. Boom boo boo chk ♪Copy !req
506. There's spit all over the lens.Copy !req
507. Shut up, Rocky. This is
what's gonna get me on MTV.Copy !req
508. You need
go-go dancers.Copy !req
509. This is expensive.Copy !req
510. Okay, now you have to stop.Copy !req
511. Send your donations
to George Tooney, Oregon.Copy !req
512. Love one.Copy !req
513. I always thought I was really
talented in that sense.Copy !req
514. You agree, right? Up top.Copy !req
515. Maybe later.Copy !req
516. I'm glad the way
this day's turning out.Copy !req
517. It's a nice day.Copy !req
518. Yeah, if nothing else,
it's a nice day.Copy !req
519. Can you guys taste
how sweet the air is?Copy !req
520. Smells like
cherry blossom.Copy !req
521. How do you know what cherry
blossoms smell like, George?Copy !req
522. It's obvious.Copy !req
523. I don't know.Copy !req
524. What is
a cherry blossom?Copy !req
525. It's the blossom
on a cherry.Copy !req
526. No, I thought it was
its own kind of plant.Copy !req
527. What do you think,
Marty?Copy !req
528. I think I'm bored as fuck.Copy !req
529. I also think I've got
some more beer in my pack.Copy !req
530. Anyone want one?
Yeah.Copy !req
531. You drinking, Sammy?
Yeah, sure.Copy !req
532. I thought you—
Didn't you want a beer?Copy !req
533. Hey, Sammy.Copy !req
534. If you're really feeling
like a party animal.Copy !req
535. You want to smoke
a birthday doobie?Copy !req
536. Sam doesn't
smoke weed, Marty.Copy !req
537. Rocky,
chill out.Copy !req
538. There's younger people
on this trip, Marty.Copy !req
539. All right, fuck face,
calm down.Copy !req
540. I-I've been
stoned before.Copy !req
541. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
542. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
543. I smoked a whole blunt
myself once.Copy !req
544. Yup.Copy !req
545. I, uh... I hallucinated
there was...Copy !req
546. There was a little blue guy
on my shoulder,Copy !req
547. fucking tap dancing.Copy !req
548. Um... But, nah,Copy !req
549. I don't smoke weed
after that,Copy !req
550. 'cause, like, my doctor says
it stunts your growth.Copy !req
551. So I'm waiting
until I'm 24.Copy !req
552. Yeah.Copy !req
553. 'Cause, see, that's when
you stop growing.Copy !req
554. Have you ever
been stoned, Millie?Copy !req
555. Would you please get that
out of my face?Copy !req
556. Whooosh!Copy !req
557. All right, go ahead,
turn it off.Copy !req
558. Aww!Copy !req
559. Sure is a beautiful river.Copy !req
560. Oh, you guys, look!Copy !req
561. What?
What?Copy !req
562. What?Copy !req
563. I thought I saw
a water snake.Copy !req
564. Sam.Copy !req
565. Millie.Copy !req
566. Thanks.Copy !req
567. Here.Copy !req
568. Thanks.Copy !req
569. All that boating really
gets your appetite up.Copy !req
570. You've just been
sitting in the boat.Copy !req
571. I've been shifting my weight
the whole time,Copy !req
572. trying to
keep us level.Copy !req
573. Yeah, you've really been
working hard.Copy !req
574. As if your pussy ass
has been doing anything.Copy !req
575. Mmm.Copy !req
576. Yum.Copy !req
577. Did you make these
yourself?Copy !req
578. You'll,
ah...Copy !req
579. You'll have to give me
the recipe sometime.Copy !req
580. It's peanut butter
and jelly.Copy !req
581. Whoo!Copy !req
582. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
583. Nothing beats a good piss
in the river.Copy !req
584. Except, of course,
a good romping sessionCopy !req
585. of a stupid, ugly, dumb,
pathetic piece of shit.Copy !req
586. Yeah, we gotta
talk about that.Copy !req
587. Yeah?Copy !req
588. What's to
talk about?Copy !req
589. I want to
call it off.Copy !req
590. I'm not laughing.Copy !req
591. I'm dead serious.Copy !req
592. Wait a minute.Copy !req
593. First, you get me
all juiced up.Copy !req
594. You make me
steal my mom's car.Copy !req
595. You get me out here
on a SaturdayCopy !req
596. when I could be at home
watching TV.Copy !req
597. Marty, come on.Copy !req
598. Then you have me steering
the fucking TitanicCopy !req
599. all across the river
with a bunch of munchkinsCopy !req
600. who are totally sober
and bringing me down.Copy !req
601. Now, you mean
to tell meCopy !req
602. we don't even get to do
what we came out here for?Copy !req
603. I had no idea
that guyCopy !req
604. was gonna turn out
so nice.Copy !req
605. Check it out, Rock,
he's not nice!Copy !req
606. He's a spoiled,
retarded punkCopy !req
607. who beat up
your brother.Copy !req
608. Okay, maybe I feel
a little sorryCopy !req
609. for him now.Copy !req
610. Okay, then I'm gonna
give you two choices—Copy !req
611. You're either hard as hell
and you're yanking my chain,Copy !req
612. or you're the limpest dick
I've met in my life.Copy !req
613. Everyone wants to call it off.
Everyone is a vagina!Copy !req
614. You don't even have
a real grudge against him.Copy !req
615. If you were any kind
of a good brother,Copy !req
616. you wouldn't let
Sammy boyCopy !req
617. get the shit
kicked out of himCopy !req
618. and then strokeCopy !req
619. the beater upper's dick
all day long.Copy !req
620. Just remember,
the plan's off.Copy !req
621. Yeah.Copy !req
622. I just wonder if,
when push came to shove,Copy !req
623. if you'd have my back.Copy !req
624. Hey, Clyde.Copy !req
625. Remember when you were
in the fourth grade,Copy !req
626. and I was in third,
and I...Copy !req
627. I smacked you
across the face with a bat?Copy !req
628. How could I forget?Copy !req
629. Maybe you had
that thingCopy !req
630. where you forget
from getting hit in the head.Copy !req
631. Amnesia?
Yeah.Copy !req
632. Anyway, I was, uh—Copy !req
633. I was trying to remember.
Why'd I do it?Copy !req
634. I don't know.Copy !req
635. You must've
done something.Copy !req
636. No, I never do anything
to anybody.Copy !req
637. That's stupid.
Of course you do.Copy !req
638. Look,
it's not stupid, George.Copy !req
639. You just attacked me.Copy !req
640. A kid doesn't just
attack for no reason.Copy !req
641. You always attack
for no reason.Copy !req
642. I know
it's your birthday, Sam...Copy !req
643. but shut your trap.Copy !req
644. Hey!Copy !req
645. You pussies done
with your sammies?Copy !req
646. Does it look like
we're done with our sandwiches?Copy !req
647. Yeah, I'm gonna get the boat
back in the water.Copy !req
648. You ladies can join me
whenever you want.Copy !req
649. Why'd you
drop the anchor?Copy !req
650. 'Cause I felt
like it.Copy !req
651. Hey, Sammy.Copy !req
652. What you say we, uh, bust out
that Stream Machine.Copy !req
653. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
654. Clyde, can you
give it to me?Copy !req
655. All right.Copy !req
656. Put that away.Copy !req
657. All right, first,Copy !req
658. we must charge
the propulsion system.Copy !req
659. And then take aimCopy !req
660. and run
a preliminary test.Copy !req
661. Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!Copy !req
662. Don't fucking squirt
that thing at me again!Copy !req
663. Woof.Copy !req
664. Hey, what you guys say
we play some truth or dare?Copy !req
665. Yeah. Yeah, I love
that game.Copy !req
666. Okay, then, let's do it.
Let's not.Copy !req
667. People's feelings always end up
hurt when we play this game.Copy !req
668. Yeah,
she's right.Copy !req
669. God, Sam and MillieCopy !req
670. are a couple of littleCopy !req
671. wet pussies,
aren't they?Copy !req
672. Clyde, do you
wanna start?Copy !req
673. I don't know.Copy !req
674. I'm kind of with
Millie and Sam on this one.Copy !req
675. Pussy number one...Copy !req
676. pussy number two...
pussy number three.Copy !req
677. Go ahead, Clyde,
start the game.Copy !req
678. Okay, then.Copy !req
679. Rocky...Copy !req
680. truth or dare?Copy !req
681. Truth.Copy !req
682. All right...Copy !req
683. I want you
to tell us...Copy !req
684. in 20 words
or more,Copy !req
685. what you were thinking
the last time you beat off.Copy !req
686. Susie Johnson.Copy !req
687. But that's...Copy !req
688. That's not even
20 words.Copy !req
689. It's, like, two.Copy !req
690. Okay, I imagined that
she followed meCopy !req
691. into the locker room,Copy !req
692. went into the stall.Copy !req
693. She got on her knees.
I sat on the toilet.Copy !req
694. That's 20.Copy !req
695. All right, Rocky,
it's your turn.Copy !req
696. Okay, Sammy.
Truth or dare?Copy !req
697. Dare.Copy !req
698. I dare you to French kiss
Millie for ten seconds.Copy !req
699. Ooooh.Copy !req
700. Man.Copy !req
701. It's pretty
exciting.Copy !req
702. It's okay.Copy !req
703. What? I-it's okay.Copy !req
704. Wait, did you
hear that?Copy !req
705. It's okay.Copy !req
706. Woo!Copy !req
707. She wants it.Copy !req
708. This is what
I paid for?Copy !req
709. Come on!Copy !req
710. Come on!
Let's go!Copy !req
711. I want my money back.Copy !req
712. Okay.Copy !req
713. There you go.Copy !req
714. There you go!Copy !req
715. Ten...Copy !req
716. nine...Copy !req
717. eight...Copy !req
718. seven...Copy !req
719. six...Copy !req
720. five...Copy !req
721. four...Copy !req
722. three...Copy !req
723. two...Copy !req
724. Oh, shit.Copy !req
725. Oh, man.Copy !req
726. Oh...Copy !req
727. Yo, Rock.Copy !req
728. Rock, I just had
an amazing flashCopy !req
729. of what your brother
and MillieCopy !req
730. would look like
all hot and bothered in bed.Copy !req
731. That's gross.
Sammy, go. It's your turn.Copy !req
732. Wait, wait...Copy !req
733. Maybe— Maybe we shouldn't
call him Sammy anymore.Copy !req
734. Maybe we should
call him "lover boy."Copy !req
735. Okay, then.Copy !req
736. Marty...Copy !req
737. Hmm?Copy !req
738. Truth or dare?Copy !req
739. Dare.Copy !req
740. All right.Copy !req
741. I dare you to pull down
your pants and your underwear...Copy !req
742. and show us that
famous dick of yoursCopy !req
743. for at least
ten seconds.Copy !req
744. Ten seconds. Wow.Copy !req
745. You are a killer, Sam.Copy !req
746. All right,
I will do it...Copy !req
747. 'cause I am proud
of my boys.Copy !req
748. But if I do,Copy !req
749. I don't want
anyone elseCopy !req
750. wimping out
on their dares.Copy !req
751. So, let's see
the penis.Copy !req
752. Bring on the penis!Copy !req
753. All right.Copy !req
754. Millie,
close your eyes.Copy !req
755. Marty doesn't want to
go to jail.Copy !req
756. No cameras.Copy !req
757. We ready?Copy !req
758. Oh.
That's sick.Copy !req
759. Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!Copy !req
760. Oh! Okay. Okay.Copy !req
761. All right.
You fucking asshole.Copy !req
762. It was hairy
as a chimp!Copy !req
763. Yeah, was it?Copy !req
764. Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!Copy !req
765. It looked like
a giant frog.Copy !req
766. All right, assholes.Copy !req
767. That was pretty funny,
douche bag.Copy !req
768. Thank you.
At first I thoughtCopy !req
769. it was all deformed, 'cause
it was just so fucking ugly.Copy !req
770. Okay. All right.Copy !req
771. Have you gotten out
all your stupid chuckles yet?Copy !req
772. Have I gotten out all
my stupid chuckles? No!Copy !req
773. All right.
Well, whenever you're done,Copy !req
774. let me know,
'cause it's my turn next.Copy !req
775. "Whenever you're done,
let me know,Copy !req
776. 'cause it's
my turn next."Copy !req
777. What are you doing?
Yeah, well, what are you doing?Copy !req
778. Stop imitating me.
"Stop imitating me."Copy !req
779. Enough is enough!
"Enough is enough!"Copy !req
780. Is that what your dad
says to you?Copy !req
781. You don't know shit
about my father.Copy !req
782. If you ever say anything
about my father again,Copy !req
783. I will kill you.Copy !req
784. Do you understand?Copy !req
785. Marty, I...Copy !req
786. I-I was just
messing around with you.Copy !req
787. Okay,
messing boy.Copy !req
788. I dare you to strip butt naked
and jump in the river.Copy !req
789. Marty,
leave him alone.Copy !req
790. Shh-shh-shh-shh.Copy !req
791. I did my dare.Copy !req
792. Now he does his.Copy !req
793. Those are
the rules, Clyde.Copy !req
794. Marty, why don't
you just calm down?Copy !req
795. Okay,
the game's over.Copy !req
796. The game'll be over
in a minute!Copy !req
797. Right after fat ass here
takes his clothes offCopy !req
798. and gets in the bath.Copy !req
799. Chill out, Marty,Copy !req
800. all right?Copy !req
801. 'Cause you know what? I didn't
even pick dare, all right?Copy !req
802. I— I pick truth.Copy !req
803. You wanted truth?Copy !req
804. Okay, I'll give you
a truth.Copy !req
805. The truth is,
lard-fart,Copy !req
806. is that we didn't
invite you out hereCopy !req
807. because we've been secretly in
love with you all these years.Copy !req
808. Marty... don't do this.Copy !req
809. We invited you out hereCopy !req
810. because you smacked Sammy boy
right there in the cranium.Copy !req
811. Marty, stop.Copy !req
812. So we came up with
a plan to mess you up.Copy !req
813. Is that true, Sam?Copy !req
814. Yeah.Copy !req
815. But then we changed our minds
because we liked you.Copy !req
816. Wait, you—? You tricked me?Copy !req
817. Yes, we tricked you.Copy !req
818. And, yes,
all these suckers hereCopy !req
819. changed their minds,
but I didn't change mine.Copy !req
820. I'm a man who likes to
follow through with his plans.Copy !req
821. What have you been
planning?Copy !req
822. We were planning
on stripping you...Copy !req
823. throwing you in the river,
and making you run home naked.Copy !req
824. Ta-da!Copy !req
825. It's not funny.Copy !req
826. Oh, it's super-duper
funny to me.Copy !req
827. I'm sorry, George.Copy !req
828. You're not sorry!
I'm sorry.Copy !req
829. Is...? Is it even
your birthday?Copy !req
830. No.Copy !req
831. You're a fucking lying
son of a bitch, Sam!Copy !req
832. All right? And I hope you
fucking go to hell!Copy !req
833. Don't make things worse,
George.Copy !req
834. Shut the fuck up,
Millie.Copy !req
835. You fucking stupid
Jap cunt!Copy !req
836. You sit down, George.
You're out of control.Copy !req
837. Shut the fuck up, Clyde!
You faggot!Copy !req
838. Fucking skinny,
butt-munching faggot!Copy !req
839. I hate you, you know that?
I really do!Copy !req
840. 'Cause all you do is
fucking prance around school,Copy !req
841. talking about your fucking
faggoty, fairy fathers!Copy !req
842. I'll tell you what!
I don't want to hearCopy !req
843. about your fucking fathers
and how their assholes work.Copy !req
844. All right?
It makes me sick!Copy !req
845. And I-I-I fucking hope they
fucking die of fag disease!Copy !req
846. Yeah!Copy !req
847. And— And speaking
of dead fathers...Copy !req
848. I just remembered
why bonehead, white-trash,Copy !req
849. fucking donkey-dick Marty,Copy !req
850. got so fucking freakedCopy !req
851. when I started talking
about his daddy.Copy !req
852. His Neanderthal...Copy !req
853. drunk dad
put a gun in his mouthCopy !req
854. and splattered his brains
all over the wall.Copy !req
855. You know... I almost forgot
that my mom told me that.Copy !req
856. She said, "His daddy splattered
his brains all over the wall."Copy !req
857. I thought it was sad
at first.Copy !req
858. But, now, I like it.Copy !req
859. His daddy splattered
his brains...Copy !req
860. all over the wall.Copy !req
861. His daddy splattered
his brains...Copy !req
862. Shut up, George.Copy !req
863. all over the wall.
George, come on. Shut up.Copy !req
864. His daddy splattered
his brains...Copy !req
865. all over the wall!
Stop it, George!Copy !req
866. All over the wall!Copy !req
867. His daddy splattered...Copy !req
868. No one talks to people
like that, George.Copy !req
869. all over the wall!Copy !req
870. Shut the fuck up, George!Copy !req
871. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
872. All over the wall!Copy !req
873. His daddy splattered
his brains...Copy !req
874. Shut up!Copy !req
875. all over the wall!
Marty!Copy !req
876. Stop it!
All over the wall!Copy !req
877. Marty! George!
All over the wall!Copy !req
878. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
879. Help! Help!Copy !req
880. That's what happens when
you fuck with Martini Blank!Copy !req
881. Help, help! Please!Copy !req
882. Martini Blank's friends
back him up.Copy !req
883. Help, help!
That's what friends do, fuck-o.Copy !req
884. That's why you're
in the water.Copy !req
885. Help, help!Copy !req
886. Because you've got none.Copy !req
887. Help! Fucker!Copy !req
888. Help!Copy !req
889. Help!Copy !req
890. Help! Help!Copy !req
891. Please help.Copy !req
892. Shit, you guys,
he's not coming up!Copy !req
893. Help!Copy !req
894. Guys, help now!
Hurry!Copy !req
895. Get him up.Copy !req
896. George.Copy !req
897. Oh, shit.Copy !req
898. Do you know
what you're doing?Copy !req
899. One, two,
three, four...Copy !req
900. Help!Copy !req
901. Help!Copy !req
902. Help!Copy !req
903. Can anyone help us?Copy !req
904. Help!Copy !req
905. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
906. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
907. Come on.Copy !req
908. Wake up.Copy !req
909. Come on, wake up!Copy !req
910. Wake up.Copy !req
911. Shit.Copy !req
912. Wake up!Copy !req
913. Wake up!Copy !req
914. Wake up! God, wake up!Copy !req
915. Oh!Copy !req
916. Wake up, wake up, wake up!Copy !req
917. Wake up, wake up!Copy !req
918. Wake up! Wake up,
wake up, wake up!Copy !req
919. Wake up!Copy !req
920. Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!Copy !req
921. We can never be forgiven
for what we did.Copy !req
922. You didn't do anything.Copy !req
923. I don't want to be here.Copy !req
924. I don't wanna be here.Copy !req
925. I wanted to kill him
when I threw him over.Copy !req
926. Now he's dead.Copy !req
927. Maybe it was just
his time to go.Copy !req
928. Maybe it was just fate.Copy !req
929. Why would it be his fate?Copy !req
930. 'Cause everything happens
for a reason, Rock.Copy !req
931. I don't know.Copy !req
932. I'm sorry.Copy !req
933. I'm sorry.Copy !req
934. I'm sorry.Copy !req
935. Anybody know
what time it is?Copy !req
936. What if we say
we were playing truth or dare...Copy !req
937. and, uh... then we dared him
to jump into the river,Copy !req
938. and he did...Copy !req
939. then he drowned.Copy !req
940. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
941. Looking for his fucking
video camera.Copy !req
942. If it gets found, then everybody
finds out what we did.Copy !req
943. Everyone's gonna
find out what we did,Copy !req
944. regardless of if the video
camera gets found, Marty.Copy !req
945. Not if we don't want
them to.Copy !req
946. Are you joking?Copy !req
947. Look, this was a prank
that went wrong.Copy !req
948. We come completely clean.Copy !req
949. No one's got a ton
of sympathy for guysCopy !req
950. who throw fat kids
in the river.Copy !req
951. All right?Copy !req
952. If we turn ourselves in,
we're all screwed.Copy !req
953. What do you think's
gonna happen, Marty?Copy !req
954. Superman's gonna fly around
Earth and turn back time?Copy !req
955. No...Copy !req
956. I don't think Superman's
going to turn back time.Copy !req
957. Think we gotta
bury the body.Copy !req
958. Rocky,
if we bury the body,Copy !req
959. it's gonna look
like we did it on purpose.Copy !req
960. If we bury the body, we're not
gonna look like anything.Copy !req
961. Out of sight,
out of mind.Copy !req
962. Yeah, well, maybe out of
your mind, you stupid fuck.Copy !req
963. Look, we just committed
a major fucking crime.Copy !req
964. And if anyone of us cracks,
we are all gonna be screwed.Copy !req
965. But this was an accident.Copy !req
966. Kids like us have accidents
all the time.Copy !req
967. This wasn't just an accident.Copy !req
968. All right? We schemed this...
from the beginning.Copy !req
969. All right, so fine,
we schemed.Copy !req
970. No one
has to know that.Copy !req
971. They're gonna
figure it out.Copy !req
972. Somebody's bound
to crackCopy !req
973. when they start asking
a million questions.Copy !req
974. Put Sammy boy
in a lie detector.Copy !req
975. Look, the idea of
burying the body is nuts.Copy !req
976. Going to jailCopy !req
977. and getting raped every nightCopy !req
978. for the rest of your cute,
little, fucking lives is nuts.Copy !req
979. I think you're nuts.Copy !req
980. So that's it?Copy !req
981. We're just gonna pretend
like we're all innocent.Copy !req
982. Shut up.Copy !req
983. No.Copy !req
984. Shut up.
No!Copy !req
985. If you've got a better idea,
then you better spit it outCopy !req
986. because no one else does.Copy !req
987. Marty, come on.Copy !req
988. Do you have one?Copy !req
989. Ah, shit, Marty.
Get off. Come on.Copy !req
990. If you've got a better idea,
I'll listen. Do you?Copy !req
991. No.
Then do you agreeCopy !req
992. that we have to go
with the best idea we've got?Copy !req
993. Yes.Copy !req
994. Get off.Copy !req
995. You always gotta go
with the best idea you've got.Copy !req
996. Otherwise you're just left...Copy !req
997. laying around
not knowing what to do.Copy !req
998. I can't do it.Copy !req
999. It's not safe.Copy !req
1000. It's a big joke anyway.Copy !req
1001. I think that's
deep enough.Copy !req
1002. Hey, you guys wanna help?Copy !req
1003. First thing we gotta do
when we get backCopy !req
1004. is deal with Jasper
and my brother.Copy !req
1005. How?Copy !req
1006. Gotta make sure they forget
they ever saw George with us.Copy !req
1007. What the fuck
you gonna do? Huh?Copy !req
1008. Hit 'em over the head
with a rock,Copy !req
1009. hope they get amnesia?Copy !req
1010. Thanks.Copy !req
1011. All right, this is
the way it's gonna work.Copy !req
1012. We drop everybody off
at their houses.Copy !req
1013. Everybody's gonna sit tight
until I go make sureCopy !req
1014. everything's "copathetic"
with Kile and Jasper.Copy !req
1015. The word's copacetic, Marty.Copy !req
1016. Yeah.Copy !req
1017. Millie...Copy !req
1018. mum's the word.Copy !req
1019. Peg, can I get the phone?Copy !req
1020. Shit. Psh.Copy !req
1021. Come on.Copy !req
1022. Kile?Copy !req
1023. Hey, Marty.Copy !req
1024. What's cooking?
Hey, you little fucker.Copy !req
1025. How'd the cow spanking go?Copy !req
1026. What?Copy !req
1027. Looks fantastic.Copy !req
1028. You okay?Copy !req
1029. You look a little...Copy !req
1030. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
1031. Clyde, if something's up,Copy !req
1032. it's okay
to tell us about it.Copy !req
1033. This is so fucked.Copy !req
1034. Fuck!Copy !req
1035. I don't even know...Copy !req
1036. I don't even know.Copy !req
1037. Hey.Copy !req
1038. Maybe you guys
could take me home?Copy !req
1039. All clean their glasses ♪Copy !req
1040. Oh... ♪Copy !req
1041. Wish we knew what to do.Copy !req
1042. We know what to do.Copy !req
1043. You know what we did, Rocky.Copy !req
1044. What are you trying to say, Sam?Copy !req
1045. You have to trust me
on this one, Sam.Copy !req
1046. I'm your big brother.Copy !req
1047. But I don't trust you.Copy !req
1048. Where you going?Copy !req
1049. What do you want?Copy !req
1050. To talk.Copy !req
1051. We have nothing
to talk about.Copy !req
1052. It was your guys' plan.Copy !req
1053. I was just there.Copy !req
1054. That doesn't mean
I have to tell on you.Copy !req
1055. And that's your problem.Copy !req
1056. Are you done?Copy !req
1057. Can I come in?Copy !req
1058. Do you remember when you said
we could never be forgiven?Copy !req
1059. That might be right.Copy !req
1060. I don't know.Copy !req
1061. The only thing I do know is that
I'm not sure about anything.Copy !req
1062. What do you want us to do?Copy !req
1063. Go back and un-bury the body?Copy !req
1064. He's dead.Copy !req
1065. You know...Copy !req
1066. when we graduate
high school...Copy !req
1067. and go to collegeCopy !req
1068. and become doctors
and lawyers and all that...Copy !req
1069. what do you think
it'd be like?Copy !req
1070. Hey.
Hey, Marty.Copy !req
1071. Good to see you.Copy !req
1072. How you doing,
Mr. Maris?Copy !req
1073. How are you?
I'm good.Copy !req
1074. Are, uh...
Is Rocky and Sam home?Copy !req
1075. Oh, yeah, yeah.
The whole gang's here.Copy !req
1076. They're listening to music
in the bedroom there.Copy !req
1077. Do you mind if...?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1078. Thanks.Copy !req
1079. What's going on here?Copy !req
1080. Why don't you sit down?Copy !req
1081. What, so I go off
to make sure all our businessCopy !req
1082. is taken care of,Copy !req
1083. and all of a sudden
you guys form a new club?Copy !req
1084. We've come
to a decision.Copy !req
1085. You've come
to a decision?Copy !req
1086. What, are you kidding me?Copy !req
1087. We already decided.
I talked to Jasper and Kile.Copy !req
1088. They're not gonna
say anything.Copy !req
1089. Everything
is going to be okay.Copy !req
1090. No.Copy !req
1091. Everything is
not gonna be okay.Copy !req
1092. So, what?Copy !req
1093. All you guys decide
to squeal or something?Copy !req
1094. We have to, Marty.
It's the only way—Copy !req
1095. No, there is
no "only way," Sam.Copy !req
1096. That's crap.Copy !req
1097. Okay? You know
that's crap.Copy !req
1098. All right.Copy !req
1099. Screw all of you then.Copy !req
1100. Marty, hang on.Copy !req
1101. No!Copy !req
1102. Where you going?
Away from you.Copy !req
1103. You suck.Copy !req
1104. You know that, right?Copy !req
1105. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1106. I don't know, drive to Mexico.
What do you think?Copy !req
1107. I don't know
what to think.Copy !req
1108. Well, if you don't know
what to think,Copy !req
1109. then you probably shouldn't
be making decisions.Copy !req
1110. What do you think about
letting me borrow your gun?Copy !req
1111. Hey.
Yeah.Copy !req
1112. Easy, man.Copy !req
1113. He was saying terrible things.Copy !req
1114. Things that shouldn't
have been said.Copy !req
1115. When your brother
knocked George overboard...Copy !req
1116. would you say he was...Copy !req
1117. in control...Copy !req
1118. or out of control?Copy !req
1119. You got something
for me?Copy !req
1120. Yep.Copy !req
1121. Excuse me, Sam.Copy !req
1122. Never seen him
more out of control in my life.Copy !req
1123. My name is George.Copy !req
1124. And this...Copy !req
1125. is the inside
of my mind.Copy !req
1126. The inside of my mind
has a zillion things.Copy !req
1127. The inside of my mind
has a zillion things about it.Copy !req
1128. But... people that don't
see inside my mindCopy !req
1129. don't know there are
a zillion things and...Copy !req
1130. You know, since no one
sees inside my mind,Copy !req
1131. no one really knows.Copy !req
1132. But...Copy !req
1133. one day people will know.Copy !req
1134. One day people will know
'cause that's my master plan.Copy !req
1135. To film it all.Copy !req
1136. To document every aspect
of the life that is me.Copy !req
1137. And put it in a time capsule
in my back yard.Copy !req
1138. And so that one day, some...Copy !req
1139. alien,
or some highly evolved species,Copy !req
1140. will find it and...Copy !req
1141. understand.Copy !req