1. Where do I start?
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2. Well, I guess what I really
want to say is,
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3. everything I am is because of
where I come from.
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4. Eternia,
a world of endless beauty.
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5. All that stuff that only exists
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6. in legends and bedtime stories.
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talking tigers,
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burning deserts,
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10. islands in the sky.
You name it.
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11. I... I swear I'm not high.
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12. And then
we've got Castle Grayskull.
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13. My father once told me
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14. that Eternia is the beating
heart of the cosmos.
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is the heart of that heart.
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16. So, I... I guess the, uh...
the heart of the heart
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17. of, uh, the heart
is the Power of Grayskull.
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18. They say it can make a man
as mighty as a god.
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19. To keep it safe, the Power
was bound within a vessel.
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20. An ancient sword they called
the Sword of Power.
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21. Yeah, I know,
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22. but that's what they went with.
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23. Legend said that when Eternia
was in its greatest need,
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24. a hero would step forth
and wield the Sword,
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25. and, you know, use it
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26. awesomely.
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27. Until that day, it was locked
away within the castle
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28. under the watchful eye
of the Sorceress,
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29. who was wise, and ancient,
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30. and a little scary,
to be honest.
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31. But she's cool.
She's... She's cool.
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32. For hundreds of years,
Grayskull has remained
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33. under the protection
of my ancestors.
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34. See, I come from
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35. a pretty impressive lineage
of mighty heroes.
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36. Noble, strong, fearless.
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37. But, Mom,
I don't want to fight.
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38. Everyone's bigger than me
and stronger.
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39. And I have poor
hand-eye coordination.
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40. - Nonsense! Who told you that?
- Cringer.
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41. It's true. He's the smallest
and the weakest.
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42. It's a miracle he hasn't
broken any bones or died.
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43. So, what should
the prince be doing
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44. instead of arms training, hmm?
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45. I don't know, maybe hanging
out and playing with Cringer.
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46. You go. I'll find a ball
of yarn and I'm good.
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47. You're zero help, you know.
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48. Do I have to go?
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49. Arms training. Now.
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50. Listen up,
future finest of Eternos.
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51. There are no statues of losers,
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52. no streets named after cowards,
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53. and there are no parades
for doing your best.
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54. This ground, that palace,
your entire lives
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55. are built on the backs
of men and women
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57. And as your king's Man-At-Arms,
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58. you can bet
I won a lot of fights.
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59. That's why we're all here.
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60. I saved your mom
and dad's asses.
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61. I saved your neighbor's asses.
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62. I saved your neighbor's
mom and dad's asses.
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63. That is a lot of asses.
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64. You know what, the point is
I fought for you,
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65. and now you are going to fight
for me with keen reflexes,
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66. sure aim, and glorious muscle.
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67. And this.
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68. Anybody know what it is?
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69. It's a stick.
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70. Thank you
for stating the obvious.
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71. Anybody else?
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72. Teela?
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73. Your arms.
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74. That's my girl!
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75. These are your arms.
They are an extension of you.
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76. All right, partner up. Arm up.
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77. I want to see big,
shiny bruises.
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78. I want to see bloody noses.
I want to see chipped teeth.
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79. Okay, let's go.
Anchor your weight.
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80. Hey, Dian.
Do you want to...
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81. If this was real,
you just died twice.
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82. - Adam.
- Eyes up!
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83. You got to look him in the eye
when you smash him
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84. in the face.
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85. Parry or next time
it'll be harder.
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86. Maybe we could just sit down
and talk about this?
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87. Hey, Adam. Adam.
Just do what you can, okay?
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88. Yeah. Teela.
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89. Aah!
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90. What kind of a friend are you?
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91. The kind
that's going to beat you.
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92. Duncan.
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93. How do you think
our novices are faring?
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94. They're a fine
and diligent bunch, Sire.
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95. All of them?
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96. No dancing, Adam.
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97. Mm-hmm.
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98. - Come on.
- Hit me! Hit me!
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99. He's making
a fool out of himself.
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100. I promised to make him
into a man, and I will.
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101. Yeah. But what kind of man?
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102. - Adam!
- Just hit me!
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103. Well, he did disarm her.
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104. That's not
how this works, old friend.
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105. I win! I win! I win!
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106. You're being silly, Adam.
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107. Boy.
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108. Face me. With this.
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109. Well, pick it up.
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110. Now
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111. defend yourself.
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112. Dad.
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113. Dad!
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114. This world
is no place for the weak.
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115. Yes, Dad.
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116. Now say it.
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117. This world
is no place for the weak.
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118. Hmm.
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119. Adam. Get up!
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120. Get up.
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121. When you fall,
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122. this is your chance
to stand tall. Okay?
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123. Now look strong.
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he's going to see you.
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125. And you want to show him
you can take a hit.
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126. When he turns around,
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127. he's not going to see
a frightened little boy.
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128. He's going to see a man.
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129. What's he going to see?
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130. - A man.
- Good. Look.
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131. As soon as he turns around.
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132. Walk it off, lad.
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133. Show's over.
Back to work. Let's go.
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134. Adam.
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135. What are you doing here?
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136. Following you.
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137. Yeah, well,
I came here to be alone, so...
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138. Don't be such a squink.
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139. I didn't think
you were weak, you know.
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140. Today at training.
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141. My dad did.
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142. Is that... the Sorceress?
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143. What is she looking at?
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144. King Randor,
we are under attack.
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145. I have this in hand, Sire.
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146. The Royal Guard
are trained for this.
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147. I promise,
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148. no harm will come to you
nor your family.
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149. I'll get you safely
to Grayskull. Guards!
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150. Hey, it's okay.
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151. Stay close.
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152. Teela! Come on.
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153. Dad...
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154. I'm scared.
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155. Who taught you that word?
Huh? Not me.
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156. It's going to be all right, pet.
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157. Whatever happens,
as long as I'm here,
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158. you have nothing to fear.
All right?
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159. Come on. Come on.
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160. Now go! Go, go!
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161. There's too many of them.
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162. A big army only means one thing.
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163. More targets.
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164. Go, go!
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166. We're going this way.
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167. All right, just stay there.
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168. Weak little palace boys.
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169. Sire, go and don't stop.
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170. Go. I'll settle this.
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171. Somebody wants to brawl.
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172. That's far enough.
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173. How dare you come into my city!
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174. Don't you know
who you're messing with?
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175. Why don't you tell me.
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176. I am Duncan,
Commander of the Royal Guard.
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177. The King's goddamn Man-At-Arms.
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178. And today...
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179. And today...
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180. You failed.
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181. Dad. Dad.
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182. Okay, come on. On your feet.
Get up. Come on. Please.
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183. Teela.
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184. I failed.
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185. Come on.
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186. Hold on.
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187. The reign of Randor
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188. comes to an end this night.
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189. You believed yourself so strong,
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what lurked in the shadows.
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191. It was me.
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192. I lurked.
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193. In the deepest and darkest
corners of the universe,
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194. I lurked.
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195. But now I step into the light,
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196. so you shall
look upon your downfall.
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197. Go. Don't look back.
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198. Adam, don't worry, my boy.
I have you.
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I'll hold them.
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200. Dad?
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202. Dad!
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203. What will you do to me,
you fiend?
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204. I'm only going to cut off
your head.
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205. No matter my fate,
Eternos will never be yours.
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206. Your palace is nothing
but brick and glass.
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207. Your crown, a costume.
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208. Mm?
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209. No, I want the power behind it.
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210. Evil-Lyn?
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211. Oh, Evil-Lyn.
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212. Well said, Lord Skeletor.
Poetry.
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213. Take him away.
His day is done.
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214. With a new dawn,
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215. Eternia shall witness my rise.
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216. - That's it. I finished.
- Of course, my Lord.
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217. When I raise my fist like that,
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218. - I'm done.
- Yes.
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219. That is the crescendo!
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220. We'll know
for the future, my Lord.
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221. They're coming.
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222. Grayskull will fall.
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223. No, it will endure.
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224. Bring the Sword to me, child.
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225. Yes. Now hurry.
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226. You must
take the Sword somewhere safe,
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227. somewhere far away from here.
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228. Then let it be a place
they will never find him.
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229. My home.
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230. Adam, you be safe,
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231. and never forget
where you came from.
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232. That sword is mine.
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and bring it to me.
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234. Don't you dare
come one step closer.
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235. Mom.
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237. Do not lose the Sword.
It's your only way home.
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238. You carry the hope of Eternia.
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240. Go!
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241. No!
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243. Oklahoma City.
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245. Is your family from around here?
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246. I'm sorry,
did you say "Skeletor"?
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247. Yeah. Yeah, I did.
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250. You're ph... It didn't ring.
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251. No, I have to take it and leave.
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252. Oh, okay, Julie, I'm...
I'm sorry.
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253. I know it sounds crazy.
Was it the sword thing?
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254. The Sword is actually just
a vessel to hold the Power.
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255. Like, uh, it could be this
cup, for example, you know?
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256. So now your cup is holding
the Power of Grayskull,
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257. except it's not your cup,
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258. it was my sword,
and I lost it that night.
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259. You know, I'm not proud
of that. But I lost it and...
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261. And when I do, it is going
to show me the way home.
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263. No! But they belong together.
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264. I see.
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265. Please don't do this.
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Um...
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272. Dude.
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273. You told her?
Like, the whole thing?
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274. Sorceress,
the talking green tiger?
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275. Even the king dude's
crushing disappointment
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277. Yeah, yeah, I probably
should've left that part out.
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278. I mean, you tell
some girl from Hinge
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280. but you're stuck here
till you find
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281. this magic sword
that's going to get you home.
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a little
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of the ripped dudes,
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286. They're ripped in real life,
dude, okay?
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287. Like, she asks me
where I'm from,
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288. like, what am I supposed to say?
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of a traumatic event.
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291. I'm so sorry, by the way.
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292. And that you're blocking it out
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293. and you're replacing it
with this fantasy.
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294. Like, isn't that what
your therapist says?
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295. You're saying that I should
just forget who I am?
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296. My... My entire
life's purpose?
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297. Maybe your entire life's purpose
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298. is just to not be weird.
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299. You ever think about that?
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300. Like, why can't you
just go to work,
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301. pay your rent,
live for the weekend,
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302. and count the days
till your next vacation?
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303. Just like everyone else.
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304. The assignment was draw your
favorite historical figure.
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305. Ram Man is historical.
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306. No.
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307. Nope.
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308. It's going to be a good day.
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309. I hear you emotionally,
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311. I see you
for who you really are.
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312. And you can
remind yourself of that
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313. with our favorite mantra.
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314. Let's all get up
and say it together.
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315. Let's all get up, okay.
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316. I have the power to be
the best version of myself.
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317. It might be his
truth, but it's not my truth.
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318. I think we all need
to be aligned
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we're talking about here.
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320. I feel... I feel like
what's happening
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321. is there's a lot
of truth-talking going on,
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322. but maybe what would
be more constructive
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323. is a little bit
of truth-listening. Right?
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324. I'm sorry, what?
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325. You're in my spot.
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326. What?
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327. - You're taking my spot.
- Oh, I'm... Um...
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328. I'm sorry.
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329. Uh, hey,
any advice for a new guy?
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330. You know, like,
some words of wisdom.
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331. All right, kid, you got to get
behind yourself, not in front.
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332. The front's a facade.
But you back yourself?
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333. There's nothing
you can't achieve.
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334. Cool.
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335. Really cool. Um...
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336. Could you just run me through
that, like, one more time?
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337. No. That's all you get.
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338. Good journey, kid.
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339. Ding-dong.
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340. - Oh, hey.
- Hi.
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341. Um, do you have a moment to come
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342. talk to me
in my office real quick?
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343. Uh, I was actually doing
some super important HR stuff.
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344. I can see that. Yeah.
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345. Um, but I wasn't really asking.
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346. I was more telling you. So...
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347. Oh, okay.
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348. Yeah, it's confusing. Like,
the tone's a little confusing.
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349. It's like, is it a question
or not? It's not.
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350. - So, I will see you...
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352. Okay, Suzie.
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353. Adam, do you ever think about
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354. I... Should I?
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from a different angle. Um...
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honest, thoughtful.
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People like you.
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361. you seem distracted,
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362. and I don't ever
want to harsh anyone's buzz.
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363. And if your buzz is nerd stuff
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364. that is awesome sauce.
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365. But I wouldn't be doing my part
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366. if I didn't give you
this little ream job here.
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368. Talking-to. You know?
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369. Stern boss-lady over here.
Can't be the fun friend.
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371. Your hobby is causing
your work to suffer.
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372. How about we just ignore that
for a minute, okay?
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374. um, it's not a good look
for Human Resources.
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375. In fact, I'm going
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get your shit together.
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377. Oh, so this is like, um
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379. Yes. Okay. Yeah, you get it.
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380. Whew! Conflict
is not my strong point.
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381. Uh, you will be terminated
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382. if you don't stop looking
for weapons on the clock.
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383. You're freaking people out.
Especially Darryl.
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384. God, I hate Darryl.
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386. I am nothing without that sword.
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387. Okay, moment of truth.
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to live here in reality
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to waste your life away
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of daydream Jimmy,
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391. not having any goals,
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to stop yourself
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I can see your hand.
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for one second.
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395. - No. Just don't pick it up.
- Just see what it says.
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- And I could just...
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- Actually, don't...
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399. - Adam?
- Oh, wow.
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- I got to go.
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I think I'm here.
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- Yeah.
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then you're not you.
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419. - Sorry.
- Yeah.
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420. - You got my sword?
- What?
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423. Me. It's me.
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if they got a sword?
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427. Yeah. Well, they all look like
they have swords.
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428. I have a wizard's staff at home.
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429. Get away from him.
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430. This is as far
as I can take you.
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431. What?
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432. Wh-What am I supposed
to do with that?
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436. Hey, you can't do that!
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Uh, the Sword's mine.
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440. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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441. Sir, please get off of Torak.
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443. Got it. Not got it.
I don't got it.
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ravishing the pillager.
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I'm taking it.
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448. In just a second,
I'm going to vanish
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451. Cool.
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take me home.
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when you make me laugh.
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the fact that you didn't call.
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461. - Uh, is that the...
- Sword of Power?
Copy !req
462. Yeah, it is. Okay.
Copy !req
463. Please work.
Copy !req
464. Do something.
Copy !req
465. Great.
Copy !req
466. Hey, cool sword, Highlander.
Copy !req
467. Yeah, nice sword
there, Rip Van
Copy !req
468. uh, King Arth...
Copy !req
469. What even
are you? H-Highlander?
Copy !req
470. God, what... what the hell?
Idiots, man.
Copy !req
471. Hang tight.
Copy !req
472. What is going on?
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473. No.
Copy !req
474. Okay.
Copy !req
475. Adam?
Copy !req
476. Is it really you?
Copy !req
477. What?
Copy !req
478. You don't recognize me?
Copy !req
479. Huh?
Copy !req
480. Still such a squink.
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481. Teela?
Copy !req
482. Ready to go home?
Copy !req
483. What does that thing
want with me?
Copy !req
484. It's not you he's after.
It's this.
Copy !req
485. The Sword sent a signal.
Copy !req
486. What took you so long
to raise it?
Copy !req
487. I... I kind of misplaced it.
Copy !req
488. - "Misplaced"?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
489. It's been 15 years.
Copy !req
490. Okay, on the count of three.
Copy !req
491. - No. No, I don't want to run.
- One. Two.
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492. I can't do it.
Copy !req
493. - Three. Come on.
- I don't have it in me.
Copy !req
494. All right, slow down,
slow down.
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495. - Jump!
- What? No!
Copy !req
496. Okay, okay. Okay.
Copy !req
497. - What's wrong with you?
- Yeah. Okay.
Copy !req
498. Where are we going?
Copy !req
499. My ship. Up there.
Copy !req
500. Up where?
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501. Oh.
Copy !req
502. Yeah.
Copy !req
503. Cool.
Copy !req
504. Ship. Open up.
Copy !req
505. Opening hull door.
Copy !req
506. No, you know what,
I told you guys it was real.
Copy !req
507. Not you guys specifically,
Copy !req
508. just, you know,
you kind of represent, like,
Copy !req
509. a lot of the people in my life
who doubted me.
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510. Adam, come on.
Copy !req
511. Ship, let's get out of here.
Now!
Copy !req
512. Getting out of here now.
Copy !req
513. Hang on.
It's about to get weird.
Copy !req
514. - Okay.
- Ship, fold space.
Copy !req
515. Folding space and getting weird.
Copy !req
516. I can't believe it's you.
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517. Yeah.
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518. - It's me.
- You've gotten so big.
Copy !req
519. As in you've aged.
Copy !req
520. Well! You've aged well.
You've... You've grown older!
Copy !req
521. And you haven't changed at all.
Copy !req
522. Well...
Copy !req
523. Adam, you don't know
how bad it's been.
Copy !req
524. I mean, everything changed
since you left.
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525. My parents?
Copy !req
526. Skeletor took them that night,
Copy !req
527. and, um,
we never saw them again.
Copy !req
528. Arriving at Eternia in ten,
Copy !req
529. nine, eight, seven, six...
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530. I can't believe
I'm finally home.
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531. I would manage
your expectations.
Copy !req
532. Two, one.
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533. It's all gone.
Copy !req
534. Skeletor never wanted Eternos.
Copy !req
535. He just didn't want
anyone else to have it.
Copy !req
536. Why would he do this?
Copy !req
537. Because he's bad.
Copy !req
538. There's got to be
more to it than that.
Copy !req
539. He has a skull for a face.
Copy !req
540. We have to leave.
Copy !req
541. It's too dangerous
to be out in the open.
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542. What are you looking at?
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543. Sorry, sir.
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544. I wasn't sure if you were
awake or not, my lord.
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545. Fetch my staff, swine.
Copy !req
546. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
547. Careful! If you drop it,
Copy !req
548. I'll have you ground
into sausage meat,
Copy !req
549. just like your mother.
Copy !req
550. My lord, Skeletor
Copy !req
551. the beast has returned.
Copy !req
552. Oh, vile
and villainous Skeletor.
Copy !req
553. Sadistic Overlord of Evil...
Copy !req
554. Oh, do shut up! On your knees.
Copy !req
555. Lower.
Copy !req
556. Lower.
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557. Lower.
Copy !req
558. Tell me you have the Sword.
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559. I found it, my lord,
but the woman, Teela, took it.
Copy !req
560. Please stop.
This really hurts, my lord.
Copy !req
561. Teela?
Copy !req
562. The whelp
of the King's Man-At-Arms.
Copy !req
563. Intelligence reports her ship
flying recon over Eternos
Copy !req
564. just this morning.
Copy !req
565. Then the Sword is here.
Copy !req
566. We must follow her
and see where she runs.
Copy !req
567. That is already in hand,
my lord.
Copy !req
568. Mm.
Copy !req
569. Why are you still here?
Copy !req
570. Bring me that sword,
you hirsute half-wit!
Copy !req
571. What am I, Evil-Lyn?
Am I not mighty?
Copy !req
572. My lord, you are the mightiest.
Copy !req
573. Have I not gone out of my way
Copy !req
574. to show the people of Eternia
Copy !req
575. that I am a just
and worthy ruler?
Copy !req
576. You have killed thousands
of them to prove it.
Copy !req
577. Oh, but what is it worth?
Copy !req
578. My lord, if I may?
Copy !req
579. You have already won.
Copy !req
580. You have a vast army
at your command.
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581. Your Staff of Havoc,
your throne of bones,
Copy !req
582. you have... me.
Copy !req
583. Do you really need more?
Copy !req
584. It can all be taken away.
Don't you see?
Copy !req
585. My Staff can be taken away.
Copy !req
586. You can be taken away.
All of it.
Copy !req
587. And then, what am I?
Copy !req
588. My lord, you are...
Copy !req
589. Then I am nothing.
Copy !req
590. As long as that sword
Copy !req
591. remains in someone else's hand,
Copy !req
592. any power I have
is only temporary.
Copy !req
593. I need more than impermanence.
Copy !req
594. I am no mere king.
Copy !req
595. I am a devil,
Copy !req
596. but I mean to be a god.
Copy !req
597. - Where are you taking me?
- The Royal Guard.
Copy !req
598. Or what's left of us, anyway.
Copy !req
599. The Royal Guard is here?
You've been hiding?
Copy !req
600. Skeletor would
never look for us here.
Copy !req
601. And now that we have
the Sword, we can beat him.
Copy !req
602. Keep it close and try not
to draw attention to yourself.
Copy !req
603. Is that what
people wear on Earth?
Copy !req
604. Actually, no.
Not really.
Copy !req
605. Don't stare.
Copy !req
606. I have eyes on the Sword.
Copy !req
607. Okay, let me do the talking.
Copy !req
608. These guys
might be a bit upset with...
Copy !req
609. Where have you been?
Copy !req
610. You were supposed
to be on patrol.
Copy !req
611. Skeletor's goons are everywhere.
Copy !req
612. I found the Sword of Power.
Copy !req
613. What?
Copy !req
614. There. And the man carrying it
is the son of King Randor.
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615. The long-lost Prince of Eternos.
Copy !req
616. Hi, sir.
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617. It's a...
Copy !req
618. It's a real thrill to be here.
Copy !req
619. This is no son of the king.
Copy !req
620. He is. And he can prove it.
Copy !req
621. I can, yes.
Copy !req
622. So...
Copy !req
623. I remember watching you,
as a kid with my dad,
Copy !req
624. and seeing you
lead combat drills.
Copy !req
625. What? Is that
an earthquake? What?
Copy !req
626. Who is this little oik?
Copy !req
627. Ram Man?
Copy !req
628. What did you call me?
Copy !req
629. Ram Man?
Copy !req
630. You know, because...
Copy !req
631. Well, I... I called you that
because he looks like a...
Copy !req
632. Looks like what?
Copy !req
633. A man who rams.
Copy !req
634. Imposter. You don't know us.
Copy !req
635. No, no, no.
I... I do know you.
Copy !req
636. Well, I've been telling people
Copy !req
637. about you guys my whole life.
Copy !req
638. When I was a kid,
I'd make these drawings,
Copy !req
639. so I'd never forget you.
Copy !req
640. - Is that so?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
641. Mm. Well, who am I then?
Copy !req
642. You're Fisto.
Copy !req
643. I know that's not your
proper name, but you know,
Copy !req
644. you fist people, so...
Copy !req
645. I don't fist people.
Copy !req
646. I'm pretty sure I saw you
fist a goblin one time.
Copy !req
647. Adam!
Copy !req
648. This is the savior of Eternia?
Copy !req
649. Look, I know. He's not
what I expected either, okay?
Copy !req
650. But I swear it's him.
Copy !req
651. I mean, I tracked down
the Sword of Power...
Copy !req
652. - Let me see this.
- And it led me to...
Copy !req
653. - Stop squirming!
- What are you doing?
Copy !req
654. - This guy.
- Give it.
Copy !req
655. Teela.
Copy !req
656. Thank you.
Copy !req
657. I'll be honest, I thought
this would go better.
Copy !req
658. We're going to need a minute
to talk this over.
Copy !req
659. Sure. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
660. - Let's talk it over.
- No, no. Adam!
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661. Uh-uh-uh.
Copy !req
662. It's Dina, right? Dina?
Copy !req
663. - Dian.
- Dian.
Copy !req
664. Dian. Yes! Oh, my God.
Copy !req
665. All right, this is super crazy,
Copy !req
666. but we used to go
to school together.
Copy !req
667. You used to push me into
the lockers.
Copy !req
668. Aw. Did it hurt?
Copy !req
669. Well, I... Whoa!
Copy !req
670. Dian? I think you locked it.
On accident.
Copy !req
671. Fisto?
Copy !req
672. It's because he has a massive...
Copy !req
673. I was 10, okay?
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674. We have to get out of here.
Copy !req
675. It smells like a urinal in here.
Copy !req
676. Oh.
Copy !req
677. - It's him.
- Piss off.
Copy !req
678. Yep, totally fair.
Copy !req
679. Is that a Class-4 Battlebot?
Copy !req
680. What? No, it's nothing.
Service bot. Glorified maid.
Copy !req
681. Charming.
Copy !req
682. No, Class-4s are the deadliest
Copy !req
683. super soldiers ever engineered.
Copy !req
684. Just one of these bots
is worth about 15 soldiers.
Copy !req
685. It's actually 20.
Copy !req
686. Dope.
Copy !req
687. It looks
like the Sword of Power.
Copy !req
688. It's smaller than I thought.
Copy !req
689. Well, that's just
because my hand is so big.
Copy !req
690. Your big hand
is your other hand.
Copy !req
691. Well, this one's
pretty big, too.
Copy !req
692. That's why the Sword looks
so small when I hold it.
Copy !req
693. Captain.
Copy !req
694. Yeah, go ahead.
Copy !req
695. We may have
a situation out front.
Copy !req
696. They're coming for the Sword!
Copy !req
697. We have to get out of here.
Copy !req
698. Miss? You don't belong
down here mopping the floors.
Copy !req
699. You could join us.
Copy !req
700. As a servant?
Copy !req
701. No, as a soldier.
Copy !req
702. Adam, can you please
Copy !req
703. stop making friends
with the appliances?
Copy !req
704. I'll join you
Copy !req
705. on the condition that
I don't make any food,
Copy !req
706. I don't wash anything,
Copy !req
707. and any fluids of any type
Copy !req
708. that come out of you
are yours to deal with.
Copy !req
709. Got it?
Copy !req
710. Wait.
Copy !req
711. Hold on.
Copy !req
712. Help me get him up.
I can't leave him.
Copy !req
713. - What? The drunk guy?
- Dad.
Copy !req
714. Wake up.
Copy !req
715. Why...
Copy !req
716. Why'd you call him Dad?
Copy !req
717. He's my dad.
Copy !req
718. Dad, wake up.
Copy !req
719. Keep it down.
I'm trying to sleep here.
Copy !req
720. Duncan?
Copy !req
721. Are you going to help me
get him up or not?
Copy !req
722. Yeah.
Copy !req
723. Okay.
Copy !req
724. Oh, my God, he's heavy.
Copy !req
725. Yeah, good idea.
He needs to hydrate.
Copy !req
726. Who's this guy? Do I know you?
Copy !req
727. Well, yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
728. Um...
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729. A long time ago, when I was
a kid, you used to train me.
Copy !req
730. Sword fighting?
Hand-to-hand combat?
Copy !req
731. Oh, you... you berated me,
kicked me while I was down,
Copy !req
732. demoralized me, totally
destroyed my self-esteem?
Copy !req
733. Mm.
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734. Uh...
Copy !req
735. Adam. I'm...
Copy !req
736. Adam.
Copy !req
737. Ugh!
Copy !req
738. I'm not cleaning that up.
Copy !req
739. Nobody asked you to clean it up.
Copy !req
740. Wait a minute.
I know who you are.
Copy !req
741. You're Randor's son.
Copy !req
742. Yeah. Yeah, it's me.
Copy !req
743. Sweet little Adam.
Copy !req
744. Adam! Oh, this is so cool!
You remember me.
Copy !req
745. Weedy. Namby-pamby.
Copy !req
746. - Like weak.
- Whoa.
Copy !req
747. Okay. I don't think I was...
Namby-pamby?
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748. All right, that's it.
Copy !req
749. We're leaving.
Come on. We got to go, Dad.
Copy !req
750. - What? No, no, no.
- Let's go.
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751. I'm perfectly fine right here.
You guys leave.
Copy !req
752. I'm staying here
next to this vomit.
Copy !req
753. We're going
to have to carry him.
Copy !req
754. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
755. Oh. I see.
Copy !req
756. Thank you so much for inviting
me on this exciting adventure.
Copy !req
757. Hey.
Copy !req
758. Hey, I can walk.
I said I can walk!
Copy !req
759. - This way.
- Oh. Oh!
Copy !req
760. The Sword is here. Find it!
Copy !req
761. You've got to get the Sword
Copy !req
762. as far away from him
as possible. Go!
Copy !req
763. Come on, we got to go.
Copy !req
764. What's going on here?
Copy !req
765. Hey, asshole robot!
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766. I told you I could walk.
Copy !req
767. Uh, you might want to duck.
Copy !req
768. You might want to get fu...
Copy !req
769. Roboto, could you please
deploy battle mode
Copy !req
770. for, like, one second?
Copy !req
771. Are you trying to be funny?
Copy !req
772. She's a service bot.
Copy !req
773. Duncan reprogrammed her
years ago.
Copy !req
774. You're damn right I did.
Copy !req
775. Maniac nearly shot my head off.
Copy !req
776. It was a malfunction.
Copy !req
777. Yeah, right.
Copy !req
778. Run.
Copy !req
779. What the hell is happening?
Copy !req
780. Stop shooting at me!
Copy !req
781. Thanks, guys.
Copy !req
782. Follow me.
Copy !req
783. Whoa! Did she jump?
Copy !req
784. I was not expecting that.
Copy !req
785. Yeah. No, me neither.
Copy !req
786. You want me to carry Drunkan?
Copy !req
787. - What'd you call me?
- Okay.
Copy !req
788. Duncan, you good?
Copy !req
789. Never better.
Copy !req
790. Oh!
Copy !req
791. Ow!
Copy !req
792. How is he not dead yet?
Copy !req
793. - No, I'm good.
- Dad.
Copy !req
794. Let's go.
Copy !req
795. Okay. All right.
Copy !req
796. Come out, cowards!
Copy !req
797. Trap Jaw.
Copy !req
798. Who?
Copy !req
799. - It's from my drawings!
- Trap Jaw?
Copy !req
800. - Never mind.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Copy !req
801. Dad.
Copy !req
802. Anyone but him. We're trapped.
Copy !req
803. There's nowhere left to run.
Copy !req
804. Maybe... Maybe I could
talk to him. Start a dialogue.
Copy !req
805. - Are you out of your mind?
- What?
Copy !req
806. - Is he out of his mind?
- A dialogue?
Copy !req
807. I do this for work all the time.
Copy !req
808. I'm actually kind of good at it.
Copy !req
809. - Hey, no.
- I'll be right back.
Copy !req
810. - No!
- I'll be right back.
Copy !req
811. - What?
- Adam!
Copy !req
812. Hello!
Copy !req
813. Hello.
Copy !req
814. Mr. Trap Jaw.
Copy !req
815. Hi there, uh...
Copy !req
816. Wait.
Copy !req
817. Could I talk to you
for a second?
Copy !req
818. I just want to de-escalate
the situation here
Copy !req
819. because it feels like emotions
are running super high.
Copy !req
820. Oh, they are, are they?
Copy !req
821. And who might you be?
Copy !req
822. I'm Adam. Prince of...
Copy !req
823. Okay,
Copy !req
824. I can see that we're heading
into conflict territory here.
Copy !req
825. Stop talking.
Copy !req
826. Okay.
Copy !req
827. And conflict resolution
Copy !req
828. relies on effective
communication, right?
Copy !req
829. Whoa!
Copy !req
830. Use the Sword!
Copy !req
831. Use the sword. What sword?
Copy !req
832. Say the words.
Copy !req
833. Whoa.
Copy !req
834. By the Power...
Copy !req
835. By the Power of Grayskull.
Copy !req
836. By the Power of Grayskull!
Copy !req
837. I have the Power!
Copy !req
838. Oh, wow.
Copy !req
839. Wow.
Copy !req
840. The champion of Grayskull!
Copy !req
841. We're saved.
Copy !req
842. We're screwed.
Copy !req
843. Holy...
Copy !req
844. That's it.
That's what I taught you.
Copy !req
845. - That's not... Okay.
- That's good. It's good.
Copy !req
846. Ooh!
Copy !req
847. - Hey, we got to move. Come on.
- Let's go.
Copy !req
848. You guys see that?
Copy !req
849. I ripped that dude's arm off
and I shot all his friends.
Copy !req
850. I saw that, lad. I saw it.
Copy !req
851. Mm...
Copy !req
852. You fools!
You dolts and blockheads!
Copy !req
853. My lord!
Copy !req
854. Oh, you pathetic pail
of pitiful pissants!
Copy !req
855. I want that sword!
Do you hear me?
Copy !req
856. I want that sword. It's mine.
Copy !req
857. Mine, mine, mine, mine.
Mine, mine, mine.
Copy !req
858. And I will have it.
Do you hear me?
Copy !req
859. I will have it. And you,
you... you will get it for me.
Copy !req
860. Whew.
Copy !req
861. Do you understand?
Copy !req
862. After them! Get the Sword!
Copy !req
863. Maybe I should fly.
Copy !req
864. You're not flying, Dad.
Copy !req
865. You're doing great, Teela.
Copy !req
866. - Not now, Adam.
- Okay.
Copy !req
867. - Ugh! Son of a...
- Breach.
Copy !req
868. Hull breach.
Copy !req
869. Ship, run analytics.
Copy !req
870. Running analytics.
My hull is breached.
Copy !req
871. Got it.
Copy !req
872. I'm just saying, I have a lot
of experience when it comes
Copy !req
873. - to, like, you know...
- Do you want to walk, Dad?
Copy !req
874. Because I'll make you walk.
Copy !req
875. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
876. Teela?
Copy !req
877. Go out there
and shoot some bad guys.
Copy !req
878. - Okay.
- Sky sled. In the back.
Copy !req
879. I'm on it. Sky sled.
Copy !req
880. - Not you.
- What?
Copy !req
881. Definitely not you.
Copy !req
882. Okay.
Copy !req
883. Whoa!
Copy !req
884. What the...?
Copy !req
885. Okay.
Copy !req
886. Yeah.
Copy !req
887. Whoa!
Copy !req
888. Whoa!
Copy !req
889. We're losing altitude.
Copy !req
890. You know,
if you put less pressure
Copy !req
891. - on the yoke, you'll get...
- Not one word.
Copy !req
892. We're not going to make it.
Copy !req
893. Teela, hold her
as steady as you can.
Copy !req
894. Oh, says the drunk guy.
Copy !req
895. Whoa!
Copy !req
896. Whoa.
Copy !req
897. All right.
Copy !req
898. Adam?
Copy !req
899. Adam! Hey!
Copy !req
900. Hey, look out behind you!
Copy !req
901. - Get out of there, you moron.
- What?
Copy !req
902. You're going to die.
Copy !req
903. Wow, you can really fly.
Copy !req
904. I don't want to hear it.
Copy !req
905. Insurgents of Eternia.
Copy !req
906. Your long reprieve
has come to an end.
Copy !req
907. You are done.
Copy !req
908. Well, if you would live
to see another morning,
Copy !req
909. I now demand your fealty.
Copy !req
910. Do you know
what that means, miscreant?
Copy !req
911. It means I shall kill you
one by one
Copy !req
912. until you tell me the name
of that insolent barbarian.
Copy !req
913. And do you know who I mean?
Copy !req
914. Muscles. Loincloth.
All over tan.
Copy !req
915. Big, shiny sword.
Copy !req
916. Mm.
Copy !req
917. No?
Copy !req
918. Very well.
Copy !req
919. You.
Copy !req
920. - Evil-Lyn, who is this?
- Um...
Copy !req
921. Moss Man.
Copy !req
922. He'll do. Mm.
Copy !req
923. No! No, no.
Copy !req
924. Watch, fallen heroes of Eternia,
Copy !req
925. as he begs
for his miserable life.
Copy !req
926. Go on.
Copy !req
927. Beg.
Copy !req
928. No.
Copy !req
929. No!
Copy !req
930. Oh, look, darling, I made mulch.
Copy !req
931. Very good. Mulch.
Copy !req
932. So I ask again,
Copy !req
933. who is the warrior
who fought for you today?
Copy !req
934. No more!
Copy !req
935. No more. I'll tell.
Copy !req
936. Oh, please do.
Copy !req
937. It's the young prince,
returned from the dead.
Copy !req
938. Is it indeed?
Copy !req
939. Take them all away.
Lock them up.
Copy !req
940. Let this midden burn
to the ground.
Copy !req
941. Well, they're not going
to follow us in here.
Copy !req
942. Not without reinforcements.
Copy !req
943. I'm going to go look for Adam
while there's still light.
Copy !req
944. No, no, no, no,
you leave that to me.
Copy !req
945. - Really, Dad. I got it.
- Teela. This is what I do.
Copy !req
946. Did. This is what you did.
Copy !req
947. I am handling this. Stay here.
Copy !req
948. Where am I?
Copy !req
949. Who am I?
Copy !req
950. You are he
Copy !req
951. who will restore peace
to Eternia.
Copy !req
952. The Champion of Grayskull.
Copy !req
953. Adam.
Copy !req
954. Thank Zodac,
you're alive!
Copy !req
955. I think you just
shooed off the Sorceress.
Copy !req
956. That's not the Sorceress.
Copy !req
957. I really think that
that was the Sorceress.
Copy !req
958. Sure.
Copy !req
959. Are you hurt?
Copy !req
960. Weirdly, not at all.
Copy !req
961. Good.
Copy !req
962. Come on, it's getting dark.
Copy !req
963. We'll camp here tonight,
Copy !req
964. get moving first thing tomorrow.
Copy !req
965. What?
Copy !req
966. Nothing. Just haven't seen you
like this in a while.
Copy !req
967. Well, Man-At-Arms
is in here somewhere.
Copy !req
968. I hope you find him.
Copy !req
969. Hey, wait a second.
Copy !req
970. What have we got here?
Copy !req
971. Oh, who's up for a drink?
Copy !req
972. Dad, are you serious?
Copy !req
973. What? Come on. Sit down.
Copy !req
974. Let's crack open a few.
Copy !req
975. Tell some stories,
sing some songs.
Copy !req
976. If we don't celebrate
the small victories...
Copy !req
977. Victory? What victory?
Copy !req
978. Well, we didn't die.
Copy !req
979. Oh, that's a victory for you?
Copy !req
980. Teela, I say we earned it.
Copy !req
981. You've been "earning it"
for 15 years.
Copy !req
982. More for you and me.
Come on. Sit down.
Copy !req
983. Here's to the return
of the Sword
Copy !req
984. and the Champion of Grayskull!
Copy !req
985. Ripping some dude's arm off
Copy !req
986. doesn't really seem like
the kind of thing
Copy !req
987. that we should be celebrating.
Copy !req
988. Well, it was you or him.
Copy !req
989. Like, whatever happened to
Copy !req
990. to understanding and listening?
Copy !req
991. Just talking to one another?
Copy !req
992. Oh, talk.
Copy !req
993. What are you going to do
when a guy charges
Copy !req
994. towards your family
with a sword?
Copy !req
995. Okay, I get it.
What I'm supposed to say...?
Copy !req
996. You... You fight him, right?
Copy !req
997. No, you protect them.
Copy !req
998. You... You're thinking
about it all wrong.
Copy !req
999. I mean, you scoff
at the trigger-happy grunts!
Copy !req
1000. Look how backward they all are.
Copy !req
1001. But when the war breaks out,
Copy !req
1002. it's not the poets that step up.
Copy !req
1003. It's the man with the muscle.
Copy !req
1004. And he's not doing it for glory.
Copy !req
1005. He's doing it so his
Copy !req
1006. his children can see
another morning.
Copy !req
1007. That is a man,
as far as I can tell.
Copy !req
1008. He stands up when he is needed.
Copy !req
1009. Like you did.
Copy !req
1010. Speaking of which,
Copy !req
1011. you, uh...
you weren't bad earlier on.
Copy !req
1012. That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
Copy !req
1013. I mean, your form,
it's a little shoddy.
Copy !req
1014. And your technique
could do some work.
Copy !req
1015. - But, uh, not bad.
- There he is.
Copy !req
1016. There's the Duncan I remember.
Copy !req
1017. Um, good.
Copy !req
1018. Hey, can you come
help me with this?
Copy !req
1019. Whoa.
Copy !req
1020. It is quite heavy,
Copy !req
1021. - so if you could just...
- Oh, my God! Yeah.
Copy !req
1022. Yeah.
Copy !req
1023. Your, um...
Copy !req
1024. Your loincloth is in my...
Copy !req
1025. - Sorry.
- Fine.
Copy !req
1026. So, how does it feel
to be the mighty warrior?
Copy !req
1027. Uh...
Copy !req
1028. All things considered, I feel
pretty great.
Copy !req
1029. I'm not quite sure what
happened to my shirt though.
Copy !req
1030. Or my pants.
Copy !req
1031. Do those come back,
Copy !req
1032. or do I have to buy
a new pair every time?
Copy !req
1033. I really missed you, you know.
Copy !req
1034. Me too.
Copy !req
1035. I thought about you.
All the time.
Copy !req
1036. Me too.
Copy !req
1037. Honestly,
there wasn't a day went by
Copy !req
1038. I didn't think about you.
Copy !req
1039. Me too.
Copy !req
1040. And how much
Copy !req
1041. our friendship means to me.
Copy !req
1042. Hmm?
Copy !req
1043. You were always
such a good friend.
Copy !req
1044. Like a really,
really good friend. You know,
Copy !req
1045. - practically a little brother.
- Hmm.
Copy !req
1046. Yeah. You've always
been my friend
Copy !req
1047. and you'll always be my friend.
Copy !req
1048. And nothing will change that.
Not ever.
Copy !req
1049. My dawg. Whew!
Copy !req
1050. - Phew, I know. Okay.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1051. - All right.
- Weight off of me.
Copy !req
1052. Well, let's go
confiscate that flask
Copy !req
1053. before my dad starts singing.
Copy !req
1054. Yeah, we don't...
we don't want that.
Copy !req
1055. - Yeah.
- We...
Copy !req
1056. Behold insignificant wretches,
it is I,
Copy !req
1057. Skeletor.
Copy !req
1058. And you are but worms
beneath my feet.
Copy !req
1059. Butt-worms?
He just called us butt-worms.
Copy !req
1060. Yet there is one among you
Copy !req
1061. who thinks
he has a higher purpose.
Copy !req
1062. It seems the prodigal prince
has returned.
Copy !req
1063. But this is not your Eternia
anymore, Prince Adam.
Copy !req
1064. It is mine.
And so is everything in it.
Copy !req
1065. Including that sword you carry,
Copy !req
1066. for it is fit for a far
mightier hand than yours.
Copy !req
1067. So, here
is my magnanimous offer.
Copy !req
1068. Bring the Sword of Power to me
at Snake Mountain
Copy !req
1069. and you might yet
be reconciled with your
Copy !req
1070. mummy and daddy.
Copy !req
1071. Yes, they're alive and well.
Copy !req
1072. Okay, not "well,"
but they're alive.
Copy !req
1073. Imagine, you could be
a happy family together again.
Copy !req
1074. Or they could die
Copy !req
1075. horribly.
Copy !req
1076. And that will forever be on you.
Copy !req
1077. Oh, how heavy will that sword
weigh in your hand then,
Copy !req
1078. Champion of Grayskull?
Copy !req
1079. I have to leave.
Copy !req
1080. Now.
Copy !req
1081. Adam! Adam! It's a trap!
Copy !req
1082. We can't let Skeletor
get his hands on the Sword.
Copy !req
1083. He'd be unstoppable.
Copy !req
1084. I'm not going
to give him the Sword.
Copy !req
1085. I'm going to kill him with it.
Copy !req
1086. This is Skeletor
we're talking about.
Copy !req
1087. You can't just charge into this.
Copy !req
1088. I have the
power of a god in my hands.
Copy !req
1089. But you are not a god.
You're a man.
Copy !req
1090. He took my family, Teela!
Copy !req
1091. I have to save them.
Copy !req
1092. It's what a man does, right?
Copy !req
1093. You sound like my dad.
Copy !req
1094. Is that a bad thing?
Copy !req
1095. - We'll see.
- Hey!
Copy !req
1096. I'm going with you
or without you.
Copy !req
1097. Adam.
Copy !req
1098. We're with you.
Copy !req
1099. Every step of the way.
Copy !req
1100. It's like
they want to die all the time.
Copy !req
1101. Not now.
Copy !req
1102. Come on.
Copy !req
1103. Snake Mountain is this way.
Copy !req
1104. We don't know what's in there.
Copy !req
1105. I'm in there.
Copy !req
1106. Follow my lead.
Copy !req
1107. Ho the...
Copy !req
1108. Uh...
Copy !req
1109. Hi, I am Adam.
Copy !req
1110. Prince of Eternia
Copy !req
1111. and defender of the secrets
of Castle Grayskull.
Copy !req
1112. And I carry with me
the Sword of Power.
Copy !req
1113. Surrender your weapon to me.
Copy !req
1114. I will give the Sword
to Skeletor and Skeletor only.
Copy !req
1115. Hmm.
Copy !req
1116. Keep the Sword.
Copy !req
1117. Guards!
Copy !req
1118. Ah.
Copy !req
1119. Take this one and his gorgeous
muscles to Lord Skeletor.
Copy !req
1120. The rest will come with me.
Copy !req
1121. Prepare the dungeons.
Copy !req
1122. Adam, you give him hell!
Copy !req
1123. Killer view, isn't it?
Copy !req
1124. Shall I give you two a moment?
Copy !req
1125. Dad?
Copy !req
1126. Adam?
Copy !req
1127. Is it you?
Copy !req
1128. Yeah.
Copy !req
1129. It's me.
Copy !req
1130. Teary reconciliations can wait.
Copy !req
1131. Now give me the Sword.
Copy !req
1132. Release him.
Copy !req
1133. Mm-hmm... I said it first.
Copy !req
1134. Release him!
Copy !req
1135. You don't want to play that
game with me, you naughty boy.
Copy !req
1136. I play to win and...
Copy !req
1137. I cheat.
Copy !req
1138. Take it.
Copy !req
1139. You can try.
Copy !req
1140. No. No!
Copy !req
1141. Very good, Evil-Lyn,
he's... he's frozen.
Copy !req
1142. Bravo, Prince Adam.
Quite the show.
Copy !req
1143. But to what end?
Copy !req
1144. Face me like a man.
Copy !req
1145. Well, A, I don't have a face,
Copy !req
1146. and, B, I don't want to.
Copy !req
1147. Besides, it's my turn
to put on a show.
Copy !req
1148. What do you think, Papa?
Copy !req
1149. Shall I let him watch
Copy !req
1150. as I slay you
with his own sword?
Copy !req
1151. Oh, yes.
Copy !req
1152. No.
Copy !req
1153. No!
Copy !req
1154. Dad?
Copy !req
1155. Adam.
Copy !req
1156. Let me see you.
Copy !req
1157. There you are.
Copy !req
1158. Oh, you took your time,
but you came back.
Copy !req
1159. Yeah, I've changed so much.
Copy !req
1160. I'm not that, uh... I'm not
that weak little boy anymore.
Copy !req
1161. Yeah.
Copy !req
1162. Now I'm everything
you wanted me to be.
Copy !req
1163. Well, what...
Copy !req
1164. Well, what did I want you to be?
Copy !req
1165. Someone else.
Copy !req
1166. No. No. Hey. Hey, that's...
Copy !req
1167. That's not what I wanted.
Copy !req
1168. As a boy,
you were so very small.
Copy !req
1169. The world just
Copy !req
1170. just seemed so big for you.
Copy !req
1171. So I tried to make you strong
Copy !req
1172. because I wanted...
I wanted to protect you.
Copy !req
1173. It was the only way I knew how.
Copy !req
1174. There are...
Copy !req
1175. Oh, there were so many things
I should have said.
Copy !req
1176. Dad, it's okay.
Copy !req
1177. - Hmm?
- It's... It's okay.
Copy !req
1178. I wish I understood better then.
Copy !req
1179. I wish I had let you
Copy !req
1180. be you.
Copy !req
1181. Dad, no. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait! Wait!
Copy !req
1182. Dad, you... you can't close
your eyes yet.
Copy !req
1183. I didn't...
Copy !req
1184. I didn't get
to say it yet. I...
Copy !req
1185. I... I need you to hear...
hear me say it.
Copy !req
1186. And so you both submit.
Copy !req
1187. Are you okay, lad?
Copy !req
1188. You changed back.
Copy !req
1189. - Mom.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1190. Mm.
Copy !req
1191. He's gone.
Copy !req
1192. Oh.
Copy !req
1193. Oh, so long I've waited.
Copy !req
1194. Now I shall be reborn
Copy !req
1195. and the universe
shall quake in my shadow.
Copy !req
1196. By the Power of Grayskull,
Copy !req
1197. I...
Copy !req
1198. have
Copy !req
1199. the Power!
Copy !req
1200. Was that right?
Did I mess up the words?
Copy !req
1201. No, those are the words.
Copy !req
1202. Once more with feeling, perhaps?
Copy !req
1203. Don't test me, woman.
Copy !req
1204. Why isn't it working?
Copy !req
1205. Wait!
Copy !req
1206. Tell me why it isn't working.
Copy !req
1207. There's a ritual I can perform.
Copy !req
1208. If we return the Sword
to Grayskull,
Copy !req
1209. to its altar,
I promise you it will work.
Copy !req
1210. It had better.
Copy !req
1211. Prepare my ship.
Copy !req
1212. Hey, lad,
Copy !req
1213. you want to talk?
Copy !req
1214. Adam, I'm not
very good with, um,
Copy !req
1215. talking. You know,
about, uh, what's, you know
Copy !req
1216. you know, uh,
what's going on inside.
Copy !req
1217. You know, the, uh...
Copy !req
1218. - Feelings?
- Yeah. That.
Copy !req
1219. But here's what I do know.
Copy !req
1220. I know how it feels to fail.
Copy !req
1221. To find out that you are not
who you thought you were.
Copy !req
1222. It's better she thinks of me
Copy !req
1223. as an old drunk
who's worth saving
Copy !req
1224. than an old man
who's worth nothing.
Copy !req
1225. I failed her.
Copy !req
1226. I failed you, Adam.
Copy !req
1227. I promised that I would
protect all of you. And...
Copy !req
1228. And I couldn't.
Copy !req
1229. Wow.
Copy !req
1230. Do you remember what
you used to tell me when...
Copy !req
1231. I'd get my ass beat as a kid?
Copy !req
1232. Yeah, I used
to say, "Drop and give me 20."
Copy !req
1233. No. You used to say...
Copy !req
1234. "You got to get back up,"
Copy !req
1235. "and stand tall."
Copy !req
1236. Maybe we should
both try together.
Copy !req
1237. What do you say?
Copy !req
1238. I'd like that.
Copy !req
1239. Hi.
Copy !req
1240. I brought someone here
to see you.
Copy !req
1241. Hmm?
Copy !req
1242. Cringer?
Copy !req
1243. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1244. Is it okay if I lick you now?
Copy !req
1245. Uh, yeah, sure.
Copy !req
1246. Oh, wow.
Copy !req
1247. I missed you, buddy.
Copy !req
1248. I can't believe you're here.
Copy !req
1249. I can't believe we're all here.
Copy !req
1250. All the Heroes of Eternia.
Copy !req
1251. Adam, are you okay?
Copy !req
1252. Yeah. I think I am.
Copy !req
1253. Gather round. Come on.
Copy !req
1254. Gather round for the war room.
Copy !req
1255. Not a war room,
just a seminar. Seminar.
Copy !req
1256. Okay. Gather in
for the war seminar. Come on!
Copy !req
1257. If I could just have
your attention, please.
Copy !req
1258. I... I'd just like
to take a moment
Copy !req
1259. to ideate on an escape strategy.
Copy !req
1260. A what?
Copy !req
1261. Is this supposed
to be a battle speech?
Copy !req
1262. Team building.
Yeah. Team building.
Copy !req
1263. - Who is this guy?
- Yeah. Who are you?
Copy !req
1264. I'm Adam, Prince of Eternia.
Copy !req
1265. Uh, excuse me. Hi.
Copy !req
1266. Yeah, I thought Adam was dead.
Copy !req
1267. Hey. Put your neck away.
Let him talk.
Copy !req
1268. Uh, no.
Not dead.
Copy !req
1269. As you can see,
very much alive.
Copy !req
1270. - What did he say?
- Speak up. We can't hear you.
Copy !req
1271. Okay. Sorry. So when...
when I was on Earth,
Copy !req
1272. I learned
that success in the workplace
Copy !req
1273. doesn't come down to one man,
Copy !req
1274. or woman,
Copy !req
1275. or whatever that is.
Copy !req
1276. Person. You know?
Copy !req
1277. It comes down to many people
working together.
Copy !req
1278. - Workplace?
- We're in a dungeon.
Copy !req
1279. No, I know that. Um...
Copy !req
1280. Look, I know most of you
don't know me.
Copy !req
1281. But I know all of you.
Copy !req
1282. Mekaneck.
Copy !req
1283. Heroic human periscope.
Copy !req
1284. And Ram Man.
Copy !req
1285. You ram!
Copy !req
1286. And you're a man.
Copy !req
1287. Hell yeah, I do.
Copy !req
1288. And you, Fisto!
You fist people!
Copy !req
1289. Yes, I do!
Copy !req
1290. And Dian.
Copy !req
1291. You pushed me into the lockers
when I was a kid, so...
Copy !req
1292. Hell yeah, I did.
Copy !req
1293. I know all of you.
Copy !req
1294. I kept you close to my heart.
Copy !req
1295. Eternia. It's a part of me,
Copy !req
1296. it's my home,
and I'm going to fight for it.
Copy !req
1297. But I can't do it alone.
Copy !req
1298. I need your help.
Copy !req
1299. Working alone, I mean,
it... it brought me here.
Copy !req
1300. It brought us all here. Right?
Copy !req
1301. But if we work together,
we can change that.
Copy !req
1302. See, we got to get
behind ourselves.
Copy !req
1303. Not in front.
Copy !req
1304. In front is,
it's just a facade.
Copy !req
1305. But we back ourselves?
Copy !req
1306. There's nothing
we can't achieve.
Copy !req
1307. Together.
Copy !req
1308. Yeah.
Copy !req
1309. So we're going to take back
our home. Together.
Copy !req
1310. Here's to Alan.
Copy !req
1311. To Alan.
Copy !req
1312. It's Adam, dude.
Copy !req
1313. Adam.
Copy !req
1314. But what can we do in here?
These bars are photanium.
Copy !req
1315. There's no breaking them.
Copy !req
1316. These walls are rock.
Copy !req
1317. Fisto.
Copy !req
1318. Ram Man.
Copy !req
1319. All you guys.
Copy !req
1320. I got one question.
Copy !req
1321. How much do you bench?
Copy !req
1322. What is "bench"?
Copy !req
1323. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1324. Kill anyone who approaches.
Copy !req
1325. The women
and children... first.
Copy !req
1326. Good boy.
Copy !req
1327. Come, Evil-Lyn,
Copy !req
1328. the end is nigh.
Copy !req
1329. So you think you can fix her?
Copy !req
1330. Make her battle ready again?
Copy !req
1331. I... Last time
she was operational,
Copy !req
1332. she tried to kill me.
Copy !req
1333. Accident.
It was an accident.
Copy !req
1334. She always says that.
Copy !req
1335. Well, I trust her, so...
Copy !req
1336. I... Yeah, okay, all right.
Copy !req
1337. - All right.
- All right.
Copy !req
1338. Do not assassinate me, okay?
Copy !req
1339. Wait, you were
carrying that around
Copy !req
1340. this whole time?
Copy !req
1341. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1342. Now, as we agreed,
no killing me.
Copy !req
1343. I made no promises.
Copy !req
1344. Wow.
Copy !req
1345. Ah, that's good.
Copy !req
1346. Okay. Now!
Copy !req
1347. I can't breathe.
Copy !req
1348. My lungs are burning.
Copy !req
1349. I think I'm going to be sick.
Copy !req
1350. Why is it so dusty?
Copy !req
1351. They're escaping!
Copy !req
1352. Don't let them get away!
Copy !req
1353. All right,
you filthy skull-polishers.
Copy !req
1354. Where do you keep the ships?
Copy !req
1355. They're coming.
Copy !req
1356. Roboto and I will hold them off
Copy !req
1357. while you guys do your thing.
Copy !req
1358. Dad.
Copy !req
1359. Are you sure
you can handle this?
Copy !req
1360. No, I am not sure,
Copy !req
1361. but I'm going to give it
my best shot.
Copy !req
1362. I know you will.
Copy !req
1363. You're so strong.
Copy !req
1364. Stronger than I ever was.
Copy !req
1365. You're the man
that I wished I could be.
Copy !req
1366. - Um... thanks?
- Yeah, come here.
Copy !req
1367. - I love you guys.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1368. - Uh...
- That was really beautiful.
Copy !req
1369. Adam, we're kind of
having a moment here.
Copy !req
1370. So, uh...
Copy !req
1371. Yeah. Just...
You want to get out of here?
Copy !req
1372. - Okay. All right.
- Okay. Thank you.
Copy !req
1373. - All right.
- That was nice.
Copy !req
1374. - No.
- Nice moment
Copy !req
1375. - with the three of us.
- No problem.
Copy !req
1376. Okay.
Copy !req
1377. - Okay. Yeah, we'll...
- Go. Go.
Copy !req
1378. Great.
Copy !req
1379. Is it too late
to back out of this?
Copy !req
1380. Shouldn't I be wearing
armor or something?
Copy !req
1381. This seems dangerous.
Copy !req
1382. Pussy.
Copy !req
1383. Teela! Really?
Copy !req
1384. What?
Copy !req
1385. He's not a pussycat.
He's a Battle Cat.
Copy !req
1386. - No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
Copy !req
1387. I'm not that.
Copy !req
1388. Okay.
Just this once. Get on.
Copy !req
1389. Next time
I'm definitely wearing armor.
Copy !req
1390. Yeah! Let's fist
some bad guys!
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1391. Give them head, Ram Man.
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1392. I'm sorry.
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1393. Incoming!
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1394. Now, let me show you what
a real man does with power.
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1395. Hmm.
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1396. No!
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1397. Defend yourself, witch.
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1398. How about this?
You and I sneak out of here,
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1399. let them slug it out.
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1400. Nice try.
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1401. You are your father's daughter.
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1402. Hell yeah, I am.
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1403. Hey, let's crash their party!
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1404. I got my invitation right here.
Copy !req
1405. Well, no,
if you have an invitation,
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1406. - you're not really...
- Oh!
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1407. RSVP. I'm about
to shoot these assholes.
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1408. You're really making
a mess of this party metaphor.
Copy !req
1409. Don't this
feel great? Right?
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1410. Oof!
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1411. They are not going
to get to that castle.
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1412. Not as long as I'm standing.
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1413. You've barely been
upright since I met you.
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1414. Hey, you got any missiles left?
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1415. Yes. One.
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1416. That's all we need.
Copy !req
1417. Yes! Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
1418. What is that?
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1419. Run! Run!
Copy !req
1420. Look out!
Copy !req
1421. Duncan?
Copy !req
1422. Remember me?
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1423. You remember who I used to be?
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1424. Commander of the Royal Guard.
Copy !req
1425. King's Man-At-Arms.
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1426. But today...
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1427. I'm a new man!
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1428. - Hey.
- Duncan?
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1429. Roboto!
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1430. Don't you go
powering down on me.
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1431. It-It-It doesn't matter.
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1432. Existence is a series
of absurdities
Copy !req
1433. leading to infinite nothingness.
Copy !req
1434. That's my girl.
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1435. That's my girl.
Copy !req
1436. Stand still,
you muscle-bound oaf!
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1437. I'm trying to annihilate you!
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1438. Well, would you look at that?
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1439. It seems
your sword is worthless.
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1440. Nothing more than a cheap toy
to play with.
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1441. That's not possible.
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1442. I'm curious.
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1443. Without this, what are you?
Copy !req
1444. Who are you?
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1445. Let's have a look.
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1446. Unleash the beast, dude!
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1447. That's gold,
bro, right there.
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1448. Sick flex, bro.
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1449. Could I level with you, Adam?
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1450. I was never really buying
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1451. that whole
beefcake barbarian thing.
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1452. I don't think
you ever were the tough guy.
Copy !req
1453. I suspect you were the runt.
Copy !req
1454. And those that didn't bully you,
Copy !req
1455. well, they felt sorry for you.
Copy !req
1456. Catch!
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1457. It wasn't like that.
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1458. No?
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1459. What was it like?
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1460. What?
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1461. Your home planet.
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1462. What was it like?
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1463. Well, it was, um...
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1464. It was beautiful.
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1465. Like nothing
you've ever seen before.
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1466. Oh, my God,
have you ever been to Sedona?
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1467. What?
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1468. Ah, now this place,
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1469. this is more your thing.
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1470. A world of grays and beiges
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1471. and a constant
humiliating failure.
Copy !req
1472. Adam! Can this wait?
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1473. I have a performance review
with Darryl.
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1474. Who's the demon, Adam?
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1475. He's the bad guy.
He broke my sword!
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1476. Here we go again with the Sword!
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1477. While I conquered
an entire planet,
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1478. you were here, uh... uh...
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1479. What even is this?
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1480. It's Human Resources.
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1481. Human resources?
Copy !req
1482. Oh, Adam, you naughty boy.
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1483. Oh, come on.
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1484. Oh, you can pretend
to be the hero
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1485. with your giant muscles,
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1486. that big long sword dangling
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1487. between your glorious thighs.
Copy !req
1488. But you'll always be a failure.
Copy !req
1489. Eternia isn't your home.
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1490. It's a dream
of something you're not.
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1491. And that dream
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1492. is over.
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1493. Adam!
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1494. Adam!
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1495. Adam!
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1496. Hey, Adam,
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1497. are you okay?
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1498. Yeah.
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1499. I... I just think
I might have died.
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1500. Damn.
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1501. Uh, that's heavy, brother.
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1502. Well, you let me know
if you need anything.
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1503. Uh, I think you might have
dropped one.
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1504. So
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1505. there you go.
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1506. All right.
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1507. Kind of convenient to die
right before the rent is due.
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1508. No, I... I'll...
I'll handle it.
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1509. Get up.
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1510. It... It's a talking bird.
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1511. Yes.
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1512. That's weird.
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1513. Uh, you had a talking cat.
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1514. That's a fair point.
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1515. So this is it, huh?
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1516. I'm dead?
Copy !req
1517. Perhaps.
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1518. Get up!
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1519. How can I get up
if I'm dead, huh?
Copy !req
1520. You have the Power.
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1521. No.
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1522. Not anymore.
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1523. The Sword's broken.
Copy !req
1524. What sword?
Copy !req
1525. The Sword... of Power.
Copy !req
1526. Oh, that. What about it?
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1527. It's... Well...
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1528. It's... It's
the Sword of Power.
Copy !req
1529. "Whosoever wields the Sword"
Copy !req
1530. "shall hold the Power."
Copy !req
1531. Adam, when you hold aloft
your magic sword,
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1532. what words do you say?
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1533. By the Power of Grayskull...
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1534. Yes, go on.
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1535. I have the Power.
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1536. That's right.
You have the Power.
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1537. Not the Sword.
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1538. You.
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1539. I chose you.
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1540. In the hands of past champions,
Copy !req
1541. the Power has been
brute strength.
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1542. But in yours,
it becomes so much more.
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1543. It is understanding,
it is empathy.
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1544. It is humanity.
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1545. That is why I chose you
as the vessel, Adam.
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1546. I am the vessel.
Copy !req
1547. Now you're ready.
Copy !req
1548. By the Power of Grayskull,
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1549. I have the Power!
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1550. Oh, balls.
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1551. Yeah!
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1552. Skeletor...
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1553. I have a proposition for you.
Copy !req
1554. Why don't we
Copy !req
1555. end this cycle of violence
and talk?
Copy !req
1556. Just talk.
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1557. You destroyed my world.
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1558. You have caused
so much pain and suffering.
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1559. And maybe that's because
you couldn't be king.
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1560. Maybe it's because you weren't
loved enough as a child.
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1561. Doesn't matter to me
who you are.
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1562. What matters is what you do.
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1563. So do something right.
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1564. Hmm.
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1565. Oh, you... you boob.
Copy !req
1566. You muscle-bound milquetoast.
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1567. There is no right
that will be done here.
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1568. There is no good in me
that you might uncover.
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1569. There is nothing you can say
that will change my nature,
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1570. for I... I am
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1571. a villain.
Copy !req
1572. And...
does it feel good.
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1573. Look at you.
Copy !req
1574. A feeble, worthless child.
Copy !req
1575. Oh, yes,
you may have the Power,
Copy !req
1576. but you're too scared to use it.
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1577. And you don't even know how.
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1578. I know how to use it.
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1579. I just prefer not to.
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1580. Huh?
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1581. Is that...
Is that all you've got?
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1582. I was pulling my punches.
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1583. Do you want to talk?
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1584. Okay. What do you
want to talk about?
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1585. The time for talk is over.
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1586. Get up, squink.
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1587. There you are.
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1588. Thanks.
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1589. So that was nice, the way
you took that guy and
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1590. - I squeezed his hand and...
- Yeah.
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1591. - So, what do you think?
- We killed all of them.
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1592. - Ah.
- Oh, wow!
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1593. This is a little revealing.
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1594. Hey, Adam.
Copy !req
1595. Hey.
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1596. How's it going with your, uh
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1597. your feelings and such?
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1598. Good. Good. Yeah.
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1599. I want you to know,
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1600. if you ever want to talk,
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1601. I'm here.
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1602. Great.
Copy !req
1603. Or if you want to arm wrestle.
Copy !req
1604. Or you want me
to beat you with a stick,
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1605. - I'm also here. All right?
- Oh.
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1606. Likewise.
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1607. Eternia's finest.
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1608. Look at them.
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1609. All the heroes
you drew from your childhood.
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1610. Ram Man,
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1611. Fisto,
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1612. and what did you call
that guy again?
Copy !req
1613. - Oh, it's Mekaneck.
- Right.
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1614. - Annoying.
- Yeah.
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1615. Did you ever have a name for me?
Copy !req
1616. Uh, Warrior Goddess.
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1617. - Oh.
- Because... Well, because
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1618. I was just a kid, so...
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1619. - Yeah, like, it's strong.
- Wow. That's...
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1620. That's great.
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1621. I wouldn't look too much
into it. I...
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1622. You had a name
for yourself, too, didn't you?
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1623. - No. No.
- Yeah, you did. Come on.
Copy !req
1624. Tell us.
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1625. You're going to laugh.
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1626. Probably, but tell us.
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1627. What is it?
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1628. He-Man.
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1629. What?
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1630. He-Man.
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1631. That's worse than I
thought it was going to be.
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1632. - Isn't that redundant?
- What does it mean?
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1633. It's like a...
like a strong man.
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1634. Like a...
Like a masculine fellow.
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1635. Yeah.
Copy !req
1636. - What? It's too macho?
- No. No.
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1637. Wow, that's very manly.
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1638. And you are very manly.
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1639. It's clever.
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1640. Yo, what do you think?
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1641. Uh, yeah.
Yeah, man, this is
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1642. cool.
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1643. Like, it's cool to see
that it was all real
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1644. and I wasn't a crazy person.
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1645. Yeah, you know,
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1646. now I'm standing
next to a green tiger.
Copy !req
1647. It's like
who would have thought.
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1648. But, hey, thank you for
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1649. coming to get me
to prove it was all real.
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1650. Oh, my red light's blinking.
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1651. I'm getting a distress signal
from an Avion village.
Copy !req
1652. Sounds like a job for He-Man.
Copy !req
1653. He-Man.
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1654. Yes, I am going to go
and do that thing. See...
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1655. Over there. So...
Copy !req
1656. Cringer.
Copy !req
1657. Do we have to?
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1658. Is he running off
to change in secret again?
Copy !req
1659. Yep.
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1660. Does he think we all forgot?
Pretty much everyone knows.
Copy !req
1661. I mean, we could just look
the other direction,
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1662. if that's easier?
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1663. Nah, let him do his thing.
Copy !req
1664. In today's story,
Copy !req
1665. we saw that muscles
don't necessarily make a man.
Copy !req
1666. And that having
a skull for a face
Copy !req
1667. pretty much guarantees
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1668. you're the bad guy.
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1669. Until next time.
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1670. I had given up hope.
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1671. Of both of them.
Copy !req
1672. Well, perhaps one day
she'll come back to us, too.
Copy !req
1673. Force Captain Adora?
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1674. No.
Copy !req
1675. Not anymore.
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1676. I must say,
you've looked better.
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