1. Ema Hesire, I know you're in there.Copy !req
2. The wedding has been all arranged.Copy !req
3. Please, gods. Please get me out of this.Copy !req
4. You turned down the jeweler.
You turned down the grain merchant.Copy !req
5. You turned down the Pharaoh's food taster.
There's only one man left who'll have you:Copy !req
6. You'll marry Hazzi-Ra.Copy !req
7. So what does he do?Copy !req
8. He's a fuel merchant.Copy !req
9. - Mother.
- All right, so he sells camel dung.Copy !req
10. - Forget it.
- You forget it.Copy !req
11. Mother, I don't want to settle down.
I want to do things and invent things.Copy !req
12. I want to try things
that nobody's ever tried before.Copy !req
13. - I want to fly.
- Sure.Copy !req
14. And I want to smoke
and tell your father to go to hell.Copy !req
15. Emmy, if I thought we women...Copy !req
16. could any way change anything,
don't you think I'd encourage you?Copy !req
17. No. Don't. These are the times we live in.Copy !req
18. Mother, there's got to be a better way.Copy !req
19. Please, gods. Please help me find it.Copy !req
20. Sure, the Nile is overflowing.
There is a wheat shortage.Copy !req
21. The Pharaoh has hemorrhoids.Copy !req
22. The gods have bigger things
to worry about than you.Copy !req
23. What would you say if I told you,
you get more beautiful every day?Copy !req
24. What was that?Copy !req
25. Arms and legs?
God, how thoughtless. I'm sorry.Copy !req
26. "I've got sunshineCopy !req
27. "On a cloudy dayCopy !req
28. "When it's cold—"
She needs a 10.Copy !req
29. "Cold outside—"
What do you think?Copy !req
30. Speak up. Don't be shy, now.Copy !req
31. "I got the month of May"Copy !req
32. Wrong sex!Copy !req
33. Now, that's the ticket.Copy !req
34. Nothing beats a great pair of legs.Copy !req
35. "What can make me feel this way"Copy !req
36. Popeye look.Copy !req
37. "I got so much honeyCopy !req
38. "All the bees envy meCopy !req
39. "I got the sweetest song that I can hear—"Copy !req
40. Boss! Hi! Great.
I was just coming to see you.Copy !req
41. You know, you could get
the dummy of the week award, Switcher.Copy !req
42. - Yeah, she turned out pretty real.
- I wasn't talking about her.Copy !req
43. What do you think?
It only took me six days.Copy !req
44. I could turn out three or four a month.Copy !req
45. You're supposed to knock off
three or four of these a day, Switcher!Copy !req
46. - Now, get back to work!
- What about quality, boss?Copy !req
47. Style and grace. These things take time.Copy !req
48. That's it! You're fired!Copy !req
49. Fired?Copy !req
50. Okay, but can I finish her?Copy !req
51. I'm a sculptor. I'm trying to be a sculptor
and she's my work of—Copy !req
52. Beat it!Copy !req
53. Now!Copy !req
54. There you go.Copy !req
55. Have fun.Copy !req
56. You guys having a good time?
Having fun at the party?Copy !req
57. That's my boy.Copy !req
58. Here you go.Copy !req
59. Just one second. Here you go. Bye-bye.Copy !req
60. Want a giraffe for the birthday boy?
A monkey?Copy !req
61. A pony? A tiger?Copy !req
62. - How about a hint?
- I want the big one, stupid.Copy !req
63. That's the official Flights of Fancy balloon.
How about a poodle?Copy !req
64. Listen, biscuit-brain,
my old man is paying for this party.Copy !req
65. One giant balloon, coming up.Copy !req
66. There you go. Have fun.
Now, what do you want?Copy !req
67. Daddy!Copy !req
68. Biscuit-brain,
what the hell do you think you're doing?Copy !req
69. Take your hands off my kid!Copy !req
70. - My balloon!
- You're fired.Copy !req
71. - Trimming the hedges long, Switcher?
- Actually, no.Copy !req
72. I'm really a sculptor.Copy !req
73. But there's not too much work
for us these days.Copy !req
74. But no reason why hedges
can't become art.Copy !req
75. You're fired!
Get your paycheck and get out of here!Copy !req
76. What do you think?Copy !req
77. What do I think?Copy !req
78. I'm fired!
Pick up my paycheck and get out.Copy !req
79. - Look. The road warrior.
- Hi, Roxie.Copy !req
80. His Jag's in the shop. Hi.Copy !req
81. It'd be nice if you'd pick me up
in something with doors.Copy !req
82. - Come on.
- So where are we going to dinner?Copy !req
83. I'm not that hungry.Copy !req
84. I thought maybe we'd grab a hot dog,
go for a walk, look at the moon.Copy !req
85. You lost your job again?Copy !req
86. No, I didn't lose it, I know where it is.
Just somebody else has got it.Copy !req
87. Can we get out of here?Copy !req
88. - Good night, Mr. Wert.
- Nice work, children.Copy !req
89. - Good night, B.J.
- See you tomorrow.Copy !req
90. - Who's that?
- That's B.J. Wert, the regional manager.Copy !req
91. He is Illustra.
Can we get this bucket of junk to go?Copy !req
92. Yeah, I'm trying.Copy !req
93. - Good night, Roxie.
- Good night.Copy !req
94. Must be nice having your own limo.
Go from any funeral right to dinner.Copy !req
95. This job at Illustra
is destroying your sense of humor.Copy !req
96. You gotta quit.Copy !req
97. I'm not the one that can't deal with reality.Copy !req
98. Reality is very disappointing.Copy !req
99. I really do care about you.Copy !req
100. But I think if we sleep together tonight,
we'd only confuse things.Copy !req
101. I think you should see a professional.Copy !req
102. Professional? You mean a hooker?Copy !req
103. No, a psychiatrist.Copy !req
104. I can't afford a psychiatrist.Copy !req
105. Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.Copy !req
106. They're only good for little problems
that fit between commercials.Copy !req
107. Good night.Copy !req
108. Wait—Copy !req
109. My God! It's you!Copy !req
110. I wanted to take you,
but they wouldn't let me.Copy !req
111. You're the first thing I've created
in a really long time...Copy !req
112. that made me feel like an artist.Copy !req
113. No!Copy !req
114. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
115. Good morning! What a gentleman.Copy !req
116. They're putting up the sign!Copy !req
117. How fun!Copy !req
118. It's a skosh crooked.Copy !req
119. Isn't this exciting!
A customer lined up to get into our store.Copy !req
120. - Tell me, do you like our new sign?
- It's very nice.Copy !req
121. - You've really been here 100 years?
- Not personally, but the store, yes.Copy !req
122. It was built by my grandfather,
Tough Teddy Prince.Copy !req
123. My father ran it
until he passed away recently.Copy !req
124. I'm sorry.Copy !req
125. He was very old.
And he died the way he wanted to.Copy !req
126. In women's lingerie.Copy !req
127. Pardon me?Copy !req
128. Heart attack,
walking through the women's department.Copy !req
129. They don't have that sign quite right yet.Copy !req
130. - Look out!
- Sorry, man.Copy !req
131. Watch yourself!Copy !req
132. I got it!Copy !req
133. Maybe.Copy !req
134. Young man, I'm sorry!Copy !req
135. No, that's no problem!Copy !req
136. - if I can make it up to you in any way.
- Yeah! I could use a job!Copy !req
137. - What do you do?
- Anything!Copy !req
138. - When can you start?
- As soon as I finish this!Copy !req
139. - Young man, what's your name?
- My name? Jonathan Switcher.Copy !req
140. You're hired!Copy !req
141. Thank you! My lucky day.Copy !req
142. Every time I walk through these doors,
I feel like I'm home.Copy !req
143. I practically grew up here.Copy !req
144. Greta Garbo used to get
her makeup right over there.Copy !req
145. Of course, you probably don't know
who Greta Garbo is.Copy !req
146. Sure, I do. Ninotchka, Grand Hotel.Copy !req
147. I don't sleep much at night.Copy !req
148. Neither do I.Copy !req
149. At least, not in the two weeks
since I've been in charge here.Copy !req
150. I don't know how we're going to make
this store great again.Copy !req
151. Looks fine to me. What time do we open?Copy !req
152. We are open.Copy !req
153. I'm sure things'll pick up by lunch.Copy !req
154. Yes, B.J...Copy !req
155. It's all going according to plan.
It's like a ghost ship around here.Copy !req
156. They're gonna be begging
to sell this place within a month.Copy !req
157. No, Timkin is no threat.Copy !req
158. B.J., she's here.Copy !req
159. Mr. Richards.Copy !req
160. Do you know
what this young man just did?Copy !req
161. - Shoplifting?
- He saved my life!Copy !req
162. Those incompetents you hired
nearly got me killed.Copy !req
163. If I were paranoid,
I'd swear this was sabotage.Copy !req
164. It's not as if I was turning away
Harvard graduates.Copy !req
165. If you know someone
you feel is qualified to work here...Copy !req
166. Yes! Jonathan Switcher.
Let's show him our gratitude.Copy !req
167. $5 should do it.Copy !req
168. No! I want you to give him a job.
Take good care of him.Copy !req
169. Thank you.Copy !req
170. Switcher?Copy !req
171. What kind of work experience
have you had?Copy !req
172. I've had just about every job there is.Copy !req
173. Briefly, I'd like to do something creative.Copy !req
174. Maybe with, say, mannequins.Copy !req
175. Please. Listen, I pride myself
on being able to size up a job applicant...Copy !req
176. and see just what kind
of executive potential he has.Copy !req
177. I have just the job for you.Copy !req
178. So, you got a new job.
That's terrific. What is it?Copy !req
179. Let's just say that thousands of dollars
of merchandise...Copy !req
180. go through my hands every day.Copy !req
181. I'm taking you out for a celebration dinner.Copy !req
182. - All those panties, up to lingerie.
- Panties. I'm into it.Copy !req
183. - Did you say panties?
- Panties?Copy !req
184. Can't talk now. Pick you up at 8:00.Copy !req
185. - See you then.
- Bye.Copy !req
186. I've seen him pick you up.
That little pissant!Copy !req
187. You can't tell me
that he's satisfying you sexually.Copy !req
188. That's none of your business.Copy !req
189. I would like to make it my business.Copy !req
190. I would love to sink
my teeth into your little bottom.Copy !req
191. What?Copy !req
192. Did Armand say something bad?
Forgive me.Copy !req
193. English and me, it's new.
My tongue, it slides.Copy !req
194. Look, our relationship is strictly business!Copy !req
195. - You got that?
- Yes.Copy !req
196. Of course.Copy !req
197. I have some reports to get out
by noon o'clock.Copy !req
198. - See anything you like?
- I was just looking for panties.Copy !req
199. You found them.Copy !req
200. However, my friend, you missed
the lingerie department by four floors.Copy !req
201. - Get going.
- Right.Copy !req
202. Asshole.Copy !req
203. What was that?Copy !req
204. Nice hall.Copy !req
205. I must be losing my mind.Copy !req
206. All artists must fall in love with
their creations, but you seem so special.Copy !req
207. God.Copy !req
208. Roll over, Bill Shakespeare.Copy !req
209. That's the sweetest sentiment
these ears have ever heard.Copy !req
210. - No, I was rehearsing a play.
- I always find it best not to explain.Copy !req
211. It adds a certain mystique
to one's reputation.Copy !req
212. No. I'm a regular kind of guy, okay?Copy !req
213. Don't disappoint me.Copy !req
214. When you're finished your conversation...Copy !req
215. bring her to window number 3.Copy !req
216. - Sure. You got it. I'm Jonathan Switcher.
- Hollywood.Copy !req
217. Hollywood Montrose. Doesn't it just sing?Copy !req
218. It sings, yeah.Copy !req
219. I'm a window dresser here.
We're going to have fun.Copy !req
220. I am so glad you're working here.Copy !req
221. - You are?
- Why, of course I am, honey.Copy !req
222. I never thought they'd hire
anyone stranger than me.Copy !req
223. Hello?Copy !req
224. Halt!Copy !req
225. - Identify yourself.
- Jonathan Switcher, new stock boy.Copy !req
226. Yeah.Copy !req
227. Mr. Richards told me all about you.Copy !req
228. I am Capt. Felix Maxwell,
night security commander.Copy !req
229. It's my responsibility
to secure the perimeter here...Copy !req
230. at Prince and Company.Copy !req
231. I didn't know there was danger of invasion.Copy !req
232. There's no danger,
as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.Copy !req
233. - Rambo?
- Yeah.Copy !req
234. I call him that because he likes to draw...Copy !req
235. first blood.Copy !req
236. Just what is your assignment
here tonight, boy?Copy !req
237. I'm helping Hollywood with the window.Copy !req
238. The little Mary has an assistant now?Copy !req
239. - Where do you people come from?
- Ohio.Copy !req
240. Ohio?Copy !req
241. You mean they got them in Ohio?Copy !req
242. So, you like your new assignment?Copy !req
243. Could have been worse.
Could have put me on with a bigoted jerk.Copy !req
244. Hold it there, boy!
Did you have anybody particular in mind?Copy !req
245. You think he meant anybody
in particular, Rambo?Copy !req
246. Don't let Felix get to you.Copy !req
247. He just has a bad case of Miami Vice.Copy !req
248. I gotta go, okay?Copy !req
249. I promised my girlfriend
I was gonna take her out tonight.Copy !req
250. What happened? What did I say?Copy !req
251. Albert left me, that bitch.
He said my thighs are too fat.Copy !req
252. - Do my thighs look too fat to you?
- No.Copy !req
253. You didn't look!Copy !req
254. I don't know about men's thighs.
They look fine to me. They really do.Copy !req
255. Thank you.Copy !req
256. Albert called me "cellulite city."Copy !req
257. Maybe he's right.
Maybe I should have my hips lifted.Copy !req
258. No! If you want to lose weight, just diet.Copy !req
259. Diets are no use.
It's those jelly doughnuts.Copy !req
260. They call to me in the middle of the night:Copy !req
261. "Hollywood. Come and get me."
I can't stay away from them.Copy !req
262. - It's like you and women's dressing rooms.
- No, that was a misunderstanding.Copy !req
263. Have any of your friends
ever been vacuumed out?Copy !req
264. I heard those doctors in Beverly Hills...Copy !req
265. they just open you up
and suck those fat cells out of there.Copy !req
266. It sounds nice.Copy !req
267. I wonder if you could do it yourself,
with a vacuum cleaner or something.Copy !req
268. Albert's been off work for an hour now.Copy !req
269. There's just no telling
what he's gotten himself into.Copy !req
270. Take it easy, okay? Just go home
and get yourself some rest. You'll be fine.Copy !req
271. An artiste does not leave
his work unfinished.Copy !req
272. No, it looks fine to me.Copy !req
273. In that case, I'm a dream that once was.Copy !req
274. Look out, Albert,
because Hollywood is on your case.Copy !req
275. Yeah, go get him.Copy !req
276. Good grief.Copy !req
277. What's the matter?
Don't you like your new scarf?Copy !req
278. Not especially.Copy !req
279. Shit!Copy !req
280. What a funny way to say hello.Copy !req
281. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
282. My name is Ema Hesire,
but you can call me Emmy.Copy !req
283. This is a joke, right?Copy !req
284. A Prince and Company initiation?
Who hired you? Hollywood.Copy !req
285. Nobody hired me, Jonathan.
You know who I am.Copy !req
286. No, this can't be happening.Copy !req
287. I know! The sign, the electricity.
My brain synapse, it was destroyed.Copy !req
288. I felt so sorry for you last night.
You looked so lost and Ionely.Copy !req
289. Last night, you saw me?Copy !req
290. No. You can't be her.Copy !req
291. When you made me,
didn't you feel inspiration?Copy !req
292. Almost like your hands were being moved
by a force not of this world?Copy !req
293. You made this body
so that I could come to life!Copy !req
294. Am I in the twilight zone or am I just nuts?Copy !req
295. I'm so glad I picked you!Copy !req
296. I'm gonna create someone
who doesn't like me?Copy !req
297. So, tell me your life story.
It seems to have slipped my mind.Copy !req
298. It's a long story.Copy !req
299. See, I was born in 2514 B.C. in Edfu, Egypt.Copy !req
300. - I'll be 4,501 next April.
- I'll bake a cake.Copy !req
301. Back then, I wasn't allowed to do anything.Copy !req
302. Do you know I was supposed to marry?Copy !req
303. - Who?
- A camel dung dealer.Copy !req
304. Would have been my guess. I'm stressed.
I'm having a hallucination caused by stress.Copy !req
305. Does this feel like a hallucination?
Come on, let's go have some fun.Copy !req
306. Food additives. It's food additives.Copy !req
307. Come on!Copy !req
308. Except for early morning clouds...Copy !req
309. the weather for the Greater Philadelphia
area should remain the same...Copy !req
310. Damn him.Copy !req
311. with a slight increase in temperature.Copy !req
312. The things I could've done
with these tools!Copy !req
313. - You like to work with your hands?
- Yes. I love to build and invent things.Copy !req
314. - Back in Edfu, I even made a pair of wings.
- And I'm sure you flew.Copy !req
315. That's right. Almost.Copy !req
316. You still don't believe I'm real, do you?Copy !req
317. I'm open for discussion.Copy !req
318. Why don't we stick to good,
old-fashioned hand tools for now.Copy !req
319. - You've got good hands.
- Thank you.Copy !req
320. I like the way they felt
when you were putting me together.Copy !req
321. Tonight we'll do something different
and special.Copy !req
322. Something this store
has never seen before.Copy !req
323. I wish you didn't look so worried.Copy !req
324. Easy for you to say.
As a mannequin, you'll always have work.Copy !req
325. Me, I'm gonna wind up
in the nuthouse after this.Copy !req
326. I wonder if insanity is covered
in the employee health plan?Copy !req
327. That's the dress
I should wear in the window.Copy !req
328. Don't do that.Copy !req
329. You weren't so shy
when you were creating me.Copy !req
330. You weren't so real.Copy !req
331. Good God, who are you?Copy !req
332. Good morning, boys and girls.
I don't see Zingy.Copy !req
333. She just bit smiling Alan.Copy !req
334. You look foxy! Can I ride you?Copy !req
335. - I'll be walking to work. Thank you.
- No! Don't be silly!Copy !req
336. Wait!Copy !req
337. I thought our plans were for 8:00 last night.
My mistake.Copy !req
338. - I've got to talk to you.
- We have nothing to talk about.Copy !req
339. Take a hike, wussy pants.Copy !req
340. Something happened last night.Copy !req
341. I'm going crazy.
I saw things that couldn't have happened.Copy !req
342. Where were you?
You look like you slept in the street.Copy !req
343. - Prince and Company.
- Prince and Company! Your big job!Copy !req
344. You know the mannequin that I made?Copy !req
345. She's there. She came to life.
She knew who I was.Copy !req
346. You could have told me
you just decided to stand me up.Copy !req
347. Instead, you come here to me
lying with this ridiculous story!Copy !req
348. No, I'm not lying, I'm insane.Copy !req
349. Armand, let's get out of here.Copy !req
350. Mom, when I was growing up,
did I ever do anything really strange?Copy !req
351. Yeah, I know I was always different.Copy !req
352. Let me ask you this:Copy !req
353. Is there any history of insanity
in the family?Copy !req
354. I mean, Grandma—Copy !req
355. Grandma and Grandpa weren't
half-brother and sister?Copy !req
356. No, I'm fine, Ma.Copy !req
357. You know, you're alone a lot.
You start inventing things.Copy !req
358. Women, you know, a beautiful woman...Copy !req
359. Enough about me. How are you?Copy !req
360. You ever have hallucinations?Copy !req
361. This is America.
You do not set the pace by redecorating.Copy !req
362. - You demolish.
- Of course. I'll remember that.Copy !req
363. We'll build the best Illustra yet
on that site.Copy !req
364. And when I move up...Copy !req
365. someone will have to take my place here.Copy !req
366. I'll be keeping my eye on you.Copy !req
367. B.J.! You won't believe it!Copy !req
368. Prince and Company has
the most incredible window.Copy !req
369. I'm talking fabu.
People were lined up outside to get a peek.Copy !req
370. At what?Copy !req
371. I passed it coming back
from the tanning session.Copy !req
372. It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
373. Really?Copy !req
374. You know, it really wasn't that great.Copy !req
375. It was interesting.Copy !req
376. In a jejune way, at best.Copy !req
377. I didn't care for it myself.Copy !req
378. You know...Copy !req
379. You should have seen it!
It was beyond brilliant!Copy !req
380. There was 20 mannequins
with tennis rackets coming out of...Copy !req
381. Beej, he's just a twerpy stock boy!Copy !req
382. That window was a fluke.Copy !req
383. When I move up,
somebody will have to take my place here.Copy !req
384. But if you let that stock boy screw
things up, it sure won't be you.Copy !req
385. I've worked on this deal too long
to have it ruined by some snot-nosed punk.Copy !req
386. I can handle him.Copy !req
387. I meant you!Copy !req
388. Of course you did.
But you know that the board meeting...Copy !req
389. is today.
I guarantee the sale will go through.Copy !req
390. Under your inspired leadership,
Illustra will reach new heights. So we—Copy !req
391. RichardslCopy !req
392. Where in the hell did you learn
to kiss ass like that?Copy !req
393. Did you take a class?Copy !req
394. No, sir. That's a God-given gift.Copy !req
395. Beej? B.J., are you there?Copy !req
396. We'd all love to know what possessed
Switcher to create such a window display.Copy !req
397. Did you see those crowds
gaping on the sidewalk?Copy !req
398. It's an embarrassment!Copy !req
399. Never you fear, your Hollywood is here.Copy !req
400. Rumor Control has it that the board
wants to fire your little behind.Copy !req
401. You let me in there at those so-and-sos.Copy !req
402. I'll straighten them out, tout de suite.
How can they think of firing you?Copy !req
403. They're business people.Copy !req
404. They won't appreciate an emotional appeal.Copy !req
405. You're right.Copy !req
406. I was hoping to avoid this,
but this is an hour of desperation.Copy !req
407. This is not the way to approach this, okay?Copy !req
408. You don't think so?Copy !req
409. Please don't tell anyone
you saw me dressed like this.Copy !req
410. I have a reputation to uphold.Copy !req
411. My lips are sealed.
I appreciate this demonstration.Copy !req
412. That's it! A demonstration!Copy !req
413. I'll create a media event.
Call the newspaper, boys and girls.Copy !req
414. The headline will read:
"If Jonathan is fired, Hollywood flies."Copy !req
415. Excuse me while I step out
onto the window ledge.Copy !req
416. No!Copy !req
417. Come on.Copy !req
418. - I'm sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
419. - I do get carried away sometimes.
- No, not you.Copy !req
420. That Richards, he gives men a bad name!Copy !req
421. No! Mr. Richards
said he was gonna fix everything for me.Copy !req
422. What arrogance!Copy !req
423. That worm of a stock boy has created
an affront to the dignity of this store.Copy !req
424. I'll have it taken down immediately...Copy !req
425. and make sure that lunatic
never works in this town again.Copy !req
426. What say,
shall we move on to the sale to Illustra?Copy !req
427. Just a minute, Mr. Richards.
I believe we're onto something here.Copy !req
428. Maybe people will come to see
our bold, new window displays.Copy !req
429. If they come to look, they'll stay to buy.Copy !req
430. With all due respect,
Mrs. Timkin, it's a little late for that.Copy !req
431. And we do have the firm offer from Illustra.Copy !req
432. For one tenth the value of the store!Copy !req
433. Besides, I can't bear the thought
of selling this place...Copy !req
434. especially to that awful B.J. Wert.Copy !req
435. We know how much
the store means to you, ma'am...Copy !req
436. but, 10 percent is better than bankruptcy.Copy !req
437. I think Mrs. Timkin is right.
I move we postpone the sale for six weeks.Copy !req
438. I second the motion.Copy !req
439. All in favor?Copy !req
440. All opposed?Copy !req
441. This meeting is adjourned.Copy !req
442. - Harris, would you bring Mr. Switcher in?
- What? No, wait.Copy !req
443. I think—Copy !req
444. Good news.
We've not only decided to keep you on...Copy !req
445. but I'm promoting you
to visual merchandiser.Copy !req
446. You're kidding! That's great!Copy !req
447. What is it?Copy !req
448. Just keep doing what you did last night
and you'll be fine.Copy !req
449. I'm not sure I can do it again.Copy !req
450. Last night might have been
a one-time inspiration.Copy !req
451. Don't doubt yourself. Go with it. Feel it.Copy !req
452. You're doing the job you were meant to do.Copy !req
453. You must lead a charmed life.Copy !req
454. It was all I could do
to save your skin in here.Copy !req
455. No thanks are necessary.Copy !req
456. Good evening, Mr. Richards, sir.Copy !req
457. Listen, that new stock boy,
Switcher, has been promoted.Copy !req
458. He'll be doing windows at night.Copy !req
459. Just keep an eye on him for me.Copy !req
460. Do you suspect pilferage, sir?
I'd be happy to strip-search him.Copy !req
461. You people that work at night scare me.Copy !req
462. I just want you to let me know
what he's up to, how he works.Copy !req
463. Yes, sir. His M.O.
Would you like that in a written report?Copy !req
464. You write?Copy !req
465. No. Rambo does.Copy !req
466. - Just watch him.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
467. Come on, Rambo.Copy !req
468. We have got ourselves a mission.Copy !req
469. Jesus Christ, Rambo!Copy !req
470. Hi, it's me! Jonathan, remember?Copy !req
471. I guess it was just temporary insanity.Copy !req
472. "O ye of little faith."Copy !req
473. You're back! I thought—Copy !req
474. You remind me of my old boyfriend, Chris.Copy !req
475. He didn't have any confidence, either.Copy !req
476. - Chris? Who's Chris?
- Just a sailor.Copy !req
477. I told him that the world was round
and I never saw him again.Copy !req
478. Christopher Columbus? You knew him?Copy !req
479. So, you didn't come here directly
from Edfu?Copy !req
480. No. I tried out different times and places
but none of them ever seemed right.Copy !req
481. You didn't happen
to run into Michelangelo?Copy !req
482. Michelangelo. Yes!Copy !req
483. He wasn't very interested in me.Copy !req
484. He was involved
with some guy named David.Copy !req
485. - Come on.
- Were you there?Copy !req
486. Mrs. Timkin loved what you did last night,
but they think I did it.Copy !req
487. They want me
to keep doing brilliant windows.Copy !req
488. - You've gotta help me.
- Of course.Copy !req
489. You are magic.Copy !req
490. Where do they hide all the musicians?Copy !req
491. - Come on, let's dance!
- No. I can't.Copy !req
492. Shake that thing!Copy !req
493. Great. I want you to meet somebody.
This is Emmy.Copy !req
494. Very nice.Copy !req
495. Maybe I can get G.I. Joe,
and we can double sometime.Copy !req
496. No! You don't understand. She—Copy !req
497. Don't say nothing. It's cool.Copy !req
498. It's obvious to this country girl
that you're an A-number one creative freak.Copy !req
499. Imagine pretending to be a stock boy
when you're a major artiste.Copy !req
500. I am so jealous.Copy !req
501. Some people may find you strange,
but not me. I respect that.Copy !req
502. Create, honey, create!Copy !req
503. I'll leave you two alone
and go meet Albert for dinner.Copy !req
504. - I hope he doesn't mind.
- No.Copy !req
505. Just when I think you're real, you vanish.
What's with you?Copy !req
506. - What's with me?
- Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
507. You're the only one
who can see me like this.Copy !req
508. - That's not exactly fair, is it?
- Talk to them.Copy !req
509. Do you hear something?Copy !req
510. Wait a minute.Copy !req
511. Okay, you Rambo, get ready.Copy !req
512. Attack!Copy !req
513. Rambo.Copy !req
514. What? Stay there!Copy !req
515. Easy, Felix. I don't think she's armed.Copy !req
516. You can fool Rambo,
but it won't work with me, Switcher!Copy !req
517. My brain is quicker than a—Copy !req
518. I think that we've outdone ourselves.Copy !req
519. Yeah, this one's kind of fun.Copy !req
520. - Ready?
- Let her rip.Copy !req
521. Very nice.Copy !req
522. - Good morning, Mrs. T.
- Good morning, Jonathan.Copy !req
523. What do you think?
It's hot, there's gonna be meltdown.Copy !req
524. Yes! Hot, smoking,
burning, churning, whatever!Copy !req
525. Oh yes!Copy !req
526. Hello?Copy !req
527. Hi, Jonathan. Hi.Copy !req
528. It's me, Roxie.Copy !req
529. I thought you weren't talking to me.Copy !req
530. I wanted to see you.
I want to know you're all right.Copy !req
531. I gotta get some sleep.
I work nights now, okay?Copy !req
532. All right, but get up in time for lunch.Copy !req
533. I'm taking you to Chez Jacques at 1:00.Copy !req
534. You know where it is.Copy !req
535. Yeah, I was fired from that place once,
I almost burned that joint down.Copy !req
536. It'll be just like old times.Copy !req
537. And please don't stand me up again.Copy !req
538. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
539. Bye.Copy !req
540. He'll be there.Copy !req
541. Love that gal.Copy !req
542. Hi, Tony.Copy !req
543. Hi, Hans!Copy !req
544. I see you're wearing the nighttime
hair at lunch now. Looks good.Copy !req
545. It's you.Copy !req
546. The flambe terrorist.Copy !req
547. Will you not be satisfied
till you burn the whole place down?Copy !req
548. It was an accident.Copy !req
549. I tried to show the customer a little flair.Copy !req
550. Jonathan!Copy !req
551. - You're here to dine?
- That's right, old boy!Copy !req
552. By the way,
the eyebrows are growing back nice.Copy !req
553. Sorry I'm late, I overslept.Copy !req
554. That's okay. You're only an hour late.Copy !req
555. Just glad you made it.Copy !req
556. I love this place. It's so romantic.Copy !req
557. Yeah! Boy, they did a good job
rebuilding the balcony.Copy !req
558. It went up like a Roman candle.Copy !req
559. Jonathan,
it seems like I was all wrong about you.Copy !req
560. And I have a way of making it up for you.Copy !req
561. How would you like to be
the chief window dresser at Illustra?Copy !req
562. You're kidding.Copy !req
563. Word is out, Jonathan. You're hot.Copy !req
564. Can you imagine being at Illustra?Copy !req
565. - They want me?
- We want you.Copy !req
566. What if I told you I had a little help?Copy !req
567. Fine. There's two of you?
You can bring him along.Copy !req
568. And what if I told you
it was a very beautiful woman?Copy !req
569. I wouldn't mind. Not in the least.Copy !req
570. I can't do it.Copy !req
571. - Monday, we'll work together.
- You're not listening.Copy !req
572. You can drive me to work.Copy !req
573. I miss that quirky little motorcycle
of yours.Copy !req
574. - I'm not taking the job.
- What? Why not?Copy !req
575. If I'm one thing, I'm Ioyal.Copy !req
576. Jonathan,
you're not seriously turning me down?Copy !req
577. I'm not the same guy I used to be.
I finally found a place where I belong.Copy !req
578. I'll see you around.Copy !req
579. I got it! Don't panic! It's just a little one!Copy !req
580. Bye, Roxie!Copy !req
581. There's something strange...Copy !req
582. going on in the store
at night, Mr. Richards.Copy !req
583. Every time Rambo sees a mannequin,
he gets so scared...Copy !req
584. his little pug tail
comes right out his little mouth.Copy !req
585. - Felix, you were in the war, weren't you?
- Airborne. Yes, sir!Copy !req
586. Did you jump out of a plane
and land on your face?Copy !req
587. Yes, sir!Copy !req
588. I don't see what it has to do with Rambo.Copy !req
589. Isn't it obvious
Switcher is behind all of this?Copy !req
590. That skunk!Copy !req
591. An eternal failure is putting together
the most magnificent displays in town.Copy !req
592. The bum.Copy !req
593. You say you hear voices,
there's no one there.Copy !req
594. Just him and his dummies.Copy !req
595. Is someone helping him?Copy !req
596. Is he a ventriloquist?
Some kind of mad genius?Copy !req
597. Good questions all, sir.Copy !req
598. Find out the answers!Copy !req
599. Yes, sir! What about little Rambo?Copy !req
600. Screw your dog!Copy !req
601. Let's go, people, clear out.Copy !req
602. - Clear out, lady!
- Stop pushing, okay? I'm going.Copy !req
603. Come on, Rambo.
Tonight we nail that little fart blossom.Copy !req
604. On behalf of Capt. Clark and the crew...Copy !req
605. we'd like to thank you
for flying with Eastern.Copy !req
606. And we hope you enjoy
your fun-filled day in the Caribbean.Copy !req
607. We deserve this vacation.Copy !req
608. The sun feels pretty strong.Copy !req
609. I could use some suntan lotion...Copy !req
610. if someone were willing to rub it on.Copy !req
611. It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.Copy !req
612. We are alone.Copy !req
613. Okay.Copy !req
614. So, listen, we find him,
get a picture of whoever this woman is...Copy !req
615. and get out.Copy !req
616. If we can't hire Jonathan,
maybe at least we can buy her out.Copy !req
617. I don't know about you,
but I've always wanted to make love...Copy !req
618. in the ladies' shoe department.Copy !req
619. The smell of fine leather.Copy !req
620. Can I show you something in your size?Copy !req
621. What?Copy !req
622. You mean you took me serious?Copy !req
623. You're gonna pay for that.Copy !req
624. Stop it! Don't!Copy !req
625. Mayday!Copy !req
626. Mayday, Rambo.Copy !req
627. Okay, boy.Copy !req
628. Okay. Show 'em what you're made of.Copy !req
629. Go get 'em!Copy !req
630. Rambo! This way!
This means a court-martial!Copy !req
631. You hear that? That must be them.Copy !req
632. I wish it was us.Copy !req
633. Come on. We've got them.Copy !req
634. - Give up?
- Never.Copy !req
635. Switcher.Copy !req
636. You are one sick puppy.Copy !req
637. So this is the young lady
he dumped you for?Copy !req
638. Nice.Copy !req
639. Beauteous!Copy !req
640. I really should have listened
when he asked me for help.Copy !req
641. Tell me,
when you were making love to him...Copy !req
642. did you ever scream,
"Don't stop, woody"?Copy !req
643. My camera.Copy !req
644. No, this is how I get my inspiration.
I create.Copy !req
645. I can tell by looking at you,
you're not the artistic type.Copy !req
646. You know, Mr. Richards told me
to keep an eye on you, but...Copy !req
647. I think I'm gonna handle things...Copy !req
648. my own way.Copy !req
649. You want to move your sweetheart?Copy !req
650. That one was for Rambo.Copy !req
651. Switcher, this is for my Mama!Copy !req
652. Switcher.Copy !req
653. Switcher, I'm gonna knock you
into the middle of next week!Copy !req
654. How'd you do that?Copy !req
655. I was standing behind him,
he didn't see me.Copy !req
656. Teach him to mess with
a man and his mannequin.Copy !req
657. Where'd you go?Copy !req
658. This is your last chance.
We take him or we die trying!Copy !req
659. I did it! I flew!Copy !req
660. I really flew!Copy !req
661. - Are you all right?
- Terrific, incredible, I feel great!Copy !req
662. Did you see how high I was?Copy !req
663. I just had a thought.Copy !req
664. You think we should
name our first kid Pinocchio?Copy !req
665. Jonathan...Copy !req
666. are you sure this is right for you?Copy !req
667. I'm positive.Copy !req
668. What about you?
You've waited a long time.Copy !req
669. How do you know you're not missing
something better 5,000 years later?Copy !req
670. Nothing could ever be better
than being here with you.Copy !req
671. This is one guy...Copy !req
672. who's never gonna leave your side.Copy !req
673. The window!Copy !req
674. Come on.Copy !req
675. It's almost sunrise.
We can't possibly finish it!Copy !req
676. Don't worry about a thing.Copy !req
677. But we'll never dress
the mannequins in time!Copy !req
678. That's right!Copy !req
679. Absolutely scintillating!Copy !req
680. Beyond genius!Copy !req
681. It sucks.Copy !req
682. Fool.Copy !req
683. I don't believe it's lunch yet.
Let's not dally.Copy !req
684. Felix!Copy !req
685. What happened?Copy !req
686. Why don't you tell me?Copy !req
687. Where's Rambo?Copy !req
688. It's that Switcher.Copy !req
689. I caught him doing awful things
to a half-naked dummy.Copy !req
690. Richards,
is this your idea of a security guard?Copy !req
691. - I assure you I had nothing to do—
- You hired him, you fire him.Copy !req
692. What if he's telling the truth?Copy !req
693. How can you think that?Copy !req
694. The man is a lunatic,
but I've never known him to lie.Copy !req
695. He's absolutely right.Copy !req
696. Mr. Richards, this store
has never been more successful.Copy !req
697. It's all due to Jonathan Switcher.Copy !req
698. He can put a rubber glove on his head
and run naked in the store yelling:Copy !req
699. "Hi, I'm a squid!"Copy !req
700. Hi. 'Morning, Mrs. T.Copy !req
701. Hello, Jonathan.Copy !req
702. This morning's window
is your most brilliant yet.Copy !req
703. Thank you. What happened here?Copy !req
704. God only knows.Copy !req
705. Felix, did you try and take
Omaha Beach all by yourself, again?Copy !req
706. - I was doing what Mr. Richards told me to.
- I never said anything.Copy !req
707. Is that right? Richards...Copy !req
708. when you take Felix
to get his last paycheck...Copy !req
709. get your own as well.Copy !req
710. Mrs. Timkin,
you may be our grande dame...Copy !req
711. but I've had serious doubts...Copy !req
712. about a woman your age
running this store.Copy !req
713. I'll appeal to the board.Copy !req
714. I can't imagine
you're appealing to anybody.Copy !req
715. Don't mess with this old chick, mister.
Just pack it up.Copy !req
716. Jonathan, let's go.Copy !req
717. And get that dog out of the tree.Copy !req
718. You can't do this!Copy !req
719. We'll file a grievance with the union!Copy !req
720. You're not in a union, you idiot.Copy !req
721. Hi there, Jonathan.
I didn't know you were in there.Copy !req
722. Excuse me.Copy !req
723. That's lovely.Copy !req
724. What the hell are you people doing?Copy !req
725. Have you seen the latest figures, children?Copy !req
726. 89 percent.Copy !req
727. Sales are down 89 percent!Copy !req
728. Prince and Company
is going through the roof!Copy !req
729. All right.Copy !req
730. Now, I want this to stop, children.
And if it doesn't, so help me God!Copy !req
731. You are all dead meat!Copy !req
732. Jonathan, it is my honor to inform you
that starting Monday morning...Copy !req
733. you'll be the youngest vice president
ever at Prince and Company.Copy !req
734. - Congratulations.
- Hear, hear!Copy !req
735. - I don't know what to say.
- Say, "Thank you."Copy !req
736. Thank you!Copy !req
737. Long live Prince and Company.Copy !req
738. Cheers.Copy !req
739. Son of a gun.Copy !req
740. So, Richards was telling the truth.Copy !req
741. I've been in this business 20 years.Copy !req
742. Hell, half the guys in this store
probably wear lace underwear...Copy !req
743. but, this...Copy !req
744. We're talking a Sunday drive
into some serious dementia.Copy !req
745. It's our move now.Copy !req
746. I'd do anything for Illustra...Copy !req
747. but these pictures could
kind of ruin his life.Copy !req
748. Roxie, I'd never ruin anyone's life.Copy !req
749. I would,
but only if it were absolutely necessary.Copy !req
750. Roxie, you're not developing
a conscience on me, are you?Copy !req
751. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
752. Good.Copy !req
753. Anyway, I don't want to ruin his life...Copy !req
754. I just want to hire him.Copy !req
755. And...Copy !req
756. now I know how.Copy !req
757. Hi, Gord.Copy !req
758. - Miss Thomas, hi.
- Please, Jonathan, it's all yours.Copy !req
759. - Thanks. Men's room is broken.
- Of course, dear, whatever you say.Copy !req
760. - Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
761. You won't believe what Mrs. Timkin
and the board just told me.Copy !req
762. - Vice president.
- Jonathan, that's wonderful!Copy !req
763. Tina, Moni,
he's talking to the dummy again.Copy !req
764. Nobody deserves it more.Copy !req
765. I knew this would happen for you.Copy !req
766. Creative freedom, practically my own boss,
maybe some World Series tickets.Copy !req
767. All right, I'm sorry. I'm going on and on.Copy !req
768. I couldn't do this without you.Copy !req
769. I won't take the job
unless we can be together.Copy !req
770. Jonathan...Copy !req
771. you can't worry
about what will happen to us.Copy !req
772. What does that mean?Copy !req
773. Girls, please, let's not be catty.Copy !req
774. I simply will not tolerate
eavesdropping unless I'm a part of it.Copy !req
775. I assume my Jonathan is in there.Copy !req
776. You can't go in. He's got company,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
777. And who do you think introduced them?Copy !req
778. At least she'll never say
your hips are too fat.Copy !req
779. Hollywood! Jeez, listen.Copy !req
780. You know I would never bother you
when you're getting a piece of wood...Copy !req
781. but this is muy importante.
Your Hollywood needs help.Copy !req
782. - What's up?
- I need your creative muse.Copy !req
783. I've always thought of myself as hot stuff,
the very best at what I do.Copy !req
784. But seeing you, let's just say it, I'm dirt.Copy !req
785. Mold me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.Copy !req
786. Please, Jonathan,
do not let them turn me out...Copy !req
787. into that dark night alone.Copy !req
788. We can talk about designs and stuff...Copy !req
789. but when I work, I gotta work alone.Copy !req
790. Of course. I understand perfectly.Copy !req
791. You're an artiste,
and that's the way you work.Copy !req
792. I can respect that.Copy !req
793. Jesus. Hollywood, listen, don't worry.Copy !req
794. You can work as long as you want here,
I'm a vice president now.Copy !req
795. Who's crying?Copy !req
796. It's either our new vice president,
the fairy or the dummy.Copy !req
797. Emmy, please, you've gotta help me.Copy !req
798. I can't come alive in front of Hollywood.
Besides, you can do it on your own.Copy !req
799. How can you say that?
We do everything together!Copy !req
800. You can't hold yourself back
because of me.Copy !req
801. Now, come on. Hollywood's waiting.Copy !req
802. You'll do a masterpiece tonight.Copy !req
803. Emmy...Copy !req
804. I'll be waiting in the window.Copy !req
805. Jonathan, how about a picture?
Mom will think I've switched.Copy !req
806. Hollywood, you're a genius!Copy !req
807. I am? Yes!Copy !req
808. Okay, we need to make a list.Copy !req
809. Fire away.Copy !req
810. 30 feet of black nylon cord...Copy !req
811. Sounds like my kind of list.Copy !req
812. Easy, sugar. Okay...Copy !req
813. You personally vouch for this guy?Copy !req
814. He's worked at Prince and Company
for 15 years.Copy !req
815. I think he'll be just fine.Copy !req
816. He's an imbecile, but...Copy !req
817. This is him.Copy !req
818. Felix, come in. This is Mr. B.J. Wert.Copy !req
819. Mr. Wert, sir!Copy !req
820. It's fine.Copy !req
821. Felix, there are hundreds of mannequins
at Prince and Company.Copy !req
822. Will you be able to identify the one...Copy !req
823. Jonathan Switcher has
a romantic interest in?Copy !req
824. Absolutely, sir.
I never forget a name or a face, Mr. Nertz.Copy !req
825. Good.Copy !req
826. Felix, we need your help,
and if you succeed...Copy !req
827. you will have a cushy new job
right here at Illustra.Copy !req
828. We want to get Switcher's mannequin...Copy !req
829. out of the store
and bring her here, secretly...Copy !req
830. of course.Copy !req
831. A covert operation.Copy !req
832. I would be happy and proud
to lead this mission, sir!Copy !req
833. Good!Copy !req
834. It's the most beautiful
window I've ever seen.Copy !req
835. It's all you.Copy !req
836. - Not this time.
- Every time.Copy !req
837. You're part of me now. I got you in here.Copy !req
838. Come on. You ready to go?Copy !req
839. Are you sure you wanna do this?Copy !req
840. Absolutely. You've been
cooped up in that store too long.Copy !req
841. Besides, who cares what people think?Copy !req
842. Just put your arms around me
and hold on tight.Copy !req
843. With pleasure.Copy !req
844. Jonathan!Copy !req
845. Look, Jonathan,
I know about your problem.Copy !req
846. What problem?Copy !req
847. You're riding with a mannequin
on the back of your motorcycle.Copy !req
848. What is wrong with this picture?Copy !req
849. Right, you two haven't met.Copy !req
850. Roxie, this is Emmy. Emmy, Roxie.Copy !req
851. Nice to meet...
My God, what am I saying?Copy !req
852. Jonathan,
I wanna give you one last chance.Copy !req
853. Now, come to Illustra!Copy !req
854. What is in this for you, Roxie?
An office with a view?Copy !req
855. I don't need Illustra or you.Copy !req
856. I got friends here, people who care...Copy !req
857. and someone who
makes me feel good about myself.Copy !req
858. Bye, Roxie.Copy !req
859. You'll be sorry!
You're making a big mistake!Copy !req
860. Roxie...Copy !req
861. He's out of his mind! B.J. was right.Copy !req
862. When I get that dummy,
I'm gonna tear her hair out!Copy !req
863. You know what you need to do right now?Copy !req
864. You need to put him and this whole
nasty affair out of your mind.Copy !req
865. Now, how is the best way to do that?Copy !req
866. By having a night of distasteable sex...Copy !req
867. with someone that you care
absolutely nothing about.Copy !req
868. And proudly, I would like to be that person.Copy !req
869. Fine, let's just go to your place.Copy !req
870. Really?Copy !req
871. Drive fast before I have second thoughts!Copy !req
872. Armand is the wind!Copy !req
873. Mr. Richards,
you'd better put some camouflage on, sir.Copy !req
874. I am not going to put
shoe polish on my face, thank you.Copy !req
875. Now, could we please get into the store,
Felix?Copy !req
876. Yes, sir.Copy !req
877. Look at him with a dummy!Copy !req
878. Who are you to criticize?Copy !req
879. It's him! It's her! That little prevert!Copy !req
880. He's stealing her before we can!Copy !req
881. Don't do anything rash!Copy !req
882. We'll follow them,
and at the right moment, grab her.Copy !req
883. Don't worry, Mr. Richards,
I'm an expert at surveillance.Copy !req
884. Hang on!Copy !req
885. Where'd he go?Copy !req
886. That way.Copy !req
887. That is it!
No more of this surveillance crap.Copy !req
888. Capt. Felix Maxwell...Copy !req
889. takes this from no mannequin!Copy !req
890. No!Copy !req
891. Get us out of here
before he gets out of the car!Copy !req
892. Watch out!Copy !req
893. Hang on!Copy !req
894. You're finished, Switcher!Copy !req
895. You may as well hang up
your jockey strap!Copy !req
896. Let me go! No, Mr. Richards! No!Copy !req
897. - Be careful, you maniac!
- I know!Copy !req
898. This is for you, Rambo.Copy !req
899. We got him!Copy !req
900. - I want to get out.
- Geronimo!Copy !req
901. I don't understand it.Copy !req
902. This never happened to Armand before.
Never!Copy !req
903. It must be you. You're so cold.Copy !req
904. You're so unfeeling.Copy !req
905. Where can I get a mannequin, too?Copy !req
906. Jonathan.Copy !req
907. What are you thinking about?Copy !req
908. The window.Copy !req
909. Turned out pretty didn't it?Copy !req
910. It was breathtaking.Copy !req
911. Emmy...Copy !req
912. Ema Hesire...Copy !req
913. you inspire me.Copy !req
914. I feel like I could do anything.Copy !req
915. Windows are only the start.Copy !req
916. I think we could design an entire city.Copy !req
917. No one takes the time to build things
that have character and dignity.Copy !req
918. People need that.Copy !req
919. We could give it to them.Copy !req
920. I love you, Emmy.Copy !req
921. I love you, too, Jonathan.Copy !req
922. I better get into the window.Copy !req
923. That peckerhead doubled back on me.
I saw his motorcycle out front.Copy !req
924. That dummy of his has got to be here!Copy !req
925. This is the one!Copy !req
926. You're positive?Copy !req
927. Absotively!Copy !req
928. Wait a minute.Copy !req
929. This one kinda looks like her, too.Copy !req
930. I've put my future
in the hands of a vegetable.Copy !req
931. Just get the mannequin.
Get the mannequin.Copy !req
932. - It's over there!
- No, this is the door.Copy !req
933. This is not the door!Copy !req
934. This is the door.Copy !req
935. Wait. Mr. Richards...Copy !req
936. did you ever notice
how they all sort of look alike?Copy !req
937. Look at that one.Copy !req
938. Maybe this is her.Copy !req
939. This is really interesting.Copy !req
940. This is art.Copy !req
941. - It's like theater.
- I get it!Copy !req
942. Excuse me.Copy !req
943. Good morning, starshine.Copy !req
944. I sleep alone these days, too,
but I am not about to advertise it.Copy !req
945. Get my clothes?Copy !req
946. Spent the night? You slept through
the whole how-do-you-do.Copy !req
947. What do you mean?Copy !req
948. All the girl mannequins disappeared
from the windows last night...Copy !req
949. film at 11:00. Yes, my dear...Copy !req
950. your favorite, she is gone.Copy !req
951. Emmy?Copy !req
952. Jonathan.Copy !req
953. That was great!Copy !req
954. I'm sorry, but you know us special people...Copy !req
955. are destined for heartache.Copy !req
956. You know what works best for me?
Crying shamelessly.Copy !req
957. Don't do anything drastic! Me, my!Copy !req
958. Okay, now.Copy !req
959. Wait a minute.Copy !req
960. Yes. My car cover, darling.Copy !req
961. Yes.Copy !req
962. Yes, girl.Copy !req
963. Jonathan, wait!Copy !req
964. Roxie.Copy !req
965. Roxie Shield.Copy !req
966. - Can I help you?
- Roxie Shield.Copy !req
967. - She's in conference—
- Thank you.Copy !req
968. You can't go in there!Copy !req
969. Security.Copy !req
970. Jonathan!
We were hoping you might drop in.Copy !req
971. Can I get you something to drink?Copy !req
972. Where is she, Roxie?Copy !req
973. She's perfectly safe.Copy !req
974. Jonathan,
let's talk about your future here at Illustra.Copy !req
975. I think it'll be wonderful...Copy !req
976. to have the team back together again.Copy !req
977. - What'd you do with her?
- Relax, it's just a mannequin.Copy !req
978. How does $55,000 a year sound to you?Copy !req
979. - You son of a bitch!
- All right, $60,000.Copy !req
980. I don't think he's of Illustra fiber.Copy !req
981. Where is she?Copy !req
982. - You'll never see her again!
- Where you going?Copy !req
983. We also have a very nice
profit-sharing plan.Copy !req
984. We have extremely incriminating photos...Copy !req
985. of you and that little...Copy !req
986. Get up, Richards! Get him!Copy !req
987. Sorry, gotta run.Copy !req
988. Security alert! Man in leather jacket!Copy !req
989. Come on! Get...Copy !req
990. All units, code 2.
Perpetrator on main floor.Copy !req
991. Roger. Over and out.Copy !req
992. Come on, Terminator. Duty calls.Copy !req
993. Excuse me.Copy !req
994. Roxie!Copy !req
995. Call the police!Copy !req
996. The SWATteam.Copy !req
997. Go away.Copy !req
998. Felix!Copy !req
999. Switcher.Copy !req
1000. Terminator...Copy !req
1001. lunchtime.Copy !req
1002. Get him!Copy !req
1003. Nice dog.Copy !req
1004. Shit!Copy !req
1005. Switcher!Copy !req
1006. Where did he go?Copy !req
1007. There he is!Copy !req
1008. No!Copy !req
1009. - Get him!
- You're finished, Switcher!Copy !req
1010. You've had it, Switcher!Copy !req
1011. Get me out of here!Copy !req
1012. Put me down, you idiot!Copy !req
1013. Let's go.Copy !req
1014. You've had it, Switcher!
I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
1015. You're finished, little Switcher!Copy !req
1016. Yoo-hoo boys!Copy !req
1017. Way to go, buddy!Copy !req
1018. Two things I love to do:Copy !req
1019. that's fight and kiss boys. Come on!Copy !req
1020. Come and get me, Sister Maryella.Copy !req
1021. What's the matter, honey? Come on.Copy !req
1022. This is what being a man is all about,
honey.Copy !req
1023. You can't come in here.Copy !req
1024. Emmy!Copy !req
1025. Mine's bigger than yours is.Copy !req
1026. Why can't we get
that damn water turned off?Copy !req
1027. Shit.Copy !req
1028. Go!Copy !req
1029. Shoot him!Copy !req
1030. Jonathan, you saved me.Copy !req
1031. It's nothing, really.Copy !req
1032. I'm alive.Copy !req
1033. What?Copy !req
1034. He can see me and I'm still alive!Copy !req
1035. You are!Copy !req
1036. Thank you!Copy !req
1037. - Thank you.
- What is it?Copy !req
1038. - You're gonna have to love me forever.
- I always have, I always will.Copy !req
1039. Move!Copy !req
1040. - Get out of the way, doofus!
- Move, damn it!Copy !req
1041. It's a miracle!Copy !req
1042. Stop it!Copy !req
1043. You little creep! Stop touching me!Copy !req
1044. Get away from me!
Please don't touch me!Copy !req
1045. Roxie.Copy !req
1046. - Jesus, it's the heat!
- Hollywood.Copy !req
1047. Now, this is Emmy.Copy !req
1048. Mama, put the coins on my eyes, 'cause
I sure don't believe what I am seeing.Copy !req
1049. There he is.Copy !req
1050. Arrest that man. Who's she?Copy !req
1051. She's who I came for.Copy !req
1052. She's the dummy!Copy !req
1053. I said, "Arrest that man!"Copy !req
1054. Keep your hands off him!Copy !req
1055. Claire, thank goodness you're here.
These people...Copy !req
1056. Shut up! B.J., you really screwed up.Copy !req
1057. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1058. When I fired this idiot the other day,
I decided to replace him...Copy !req
1059. with one of those camera
surveillance systems.Copy !req
1060. I have Richards
and this moron on videotape.Copy !req
1061. I was sure you were behind this.
You greedy snake!Copy !req
1062. Claire!Copy !req
1063. I want those two arrested
for breaking and entering and grand theft.Copy !req
1064. I'll get you later for conspiracy.Copy !req
1065. You can add kidnapping to that, too.Copy !req
1066. - Kidnapping? Who?
- Me!Copy !req
1067. Who are you?Copy !req
1068. She's the dummy!Copy !req
1069. This poor man is having a breakdown.Copy !req
1070. Get him out of here!Copy !req
1071. She's the dummy!Copy !req
1072. - She's the dummy!
- Please, don't use force.Copy !req
1073. Mamal I want my mamalCopy !req
1074. Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras,
did they pick up...Copy !req
1075. everything last night?Copy !req
1076. I only saw what I needed to see.Copy !req
1077. Just where did you come from?Copy !req
1078. Roxie, you would never understand.Copy !req
1079. Claire...Copy !req
1080. There must be some arrangement
we can make?Copy !req
1081. Cram it, clown!Copy !req
1082. - Come on, now.
- No, boys.Copy !req
1083. You know, I see executive
potential here.Copy !req
1084. Roxie, you're fired!
You'll never work in this town again!Copy !req
1085. How am I gonna pay my bills, my rent,
my new watch, my car...Copy !req