1. Roll up, roll up for
the magical mystery tour,Copy !req
2. step right this wayCopy !req
3. Roll up...Copy !req
4. Roll up, roll up for the mystery tourCopy !req
5. that's an invitationCopy !req
6. to make a reservationCopy !req
7. The magical mystery tour
is waiting to take you awayCopy !req
8. waiting to take you awayCopy !req
9. Roll up...Copy !req
10. Roll up, roll up for the mystery tourCopy !req
11. got everything you needCopy !req
12. satisfaction guaranteedCopy !req
13. The magical mystery tour
is hoping to take you awayCopy !req
14. hoping to take you awayCopy !req
15. When a man buys a ticket
for a magical mystery tour…Copy !req
16. He knows what to expect.Copy !req
17. We guarantee him the trip of a lifetime.Copy !req
18. And that's just what he gets…Copy !req
19. The incredible
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOURCopy !req
20. The magical mystery tourCopy !req
21. Roll up...Copy !req
22. Roll up, roll up for the mystery tourCopy !req
23. that's an invitationCopy !req
24. to make a reservationCopy !req
25. The magical mystery tourCopy !req
26. is coming to take you awayCopy !req
27. coming to take you awayCopy !req
28. The magical mystery tourCopy !req
29. is dying to take you awayCopy !req
30. dying to take you awayCopy !req
31. take you today...Copy !req
32. We're going to be lateCopy !req
33. I can't go any quickerCopy !req
34. Stop it!Copy !req
35. Come on!Copy !req
36. Richard B. Starkey and his aunt, JessicaCopy !req
37. are always arguing about one thing or anotherCopy !req
38. I'm going...Copy !req
39. Go on!Copy !req
40. And what with today being SundayCopy !req
41. and the weather looking up…Copy !req
42. you'd think they'd have given it a restCopy !req
43. Will you stop that sitting down?Copy !req
44. All right, all right.
What's your hurry?Copy !req
45. But no. On and on they goCopy !req
46. Good morning,
said RichardCopy !req
47. “Good Afternoon, sir,”
said the courierCopy !req
48. They were late.Copy !req
49. Good Morning, ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girlsCopy !req
50. Welcome to theCopy !req
51. Magical Mystery Tour!Copy !req
52. I am your courier...
Jolly Jimmy Johnson!Copy !req
53. - All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy
- And you are all my friendsCopy !req
54. Over here is your hostess,
that lovely, delightful, delectableCopy !req
55. Wendy WintersCopy !req
56. And over here is our driver for the trip
- that wonderful driverCopy !req
57. we hope…Copy !req
58. Alf!
Off you go, AlfCopy !req
59. Fasten your seat belts please
Away, way, way we goCopy !req
60. Get the popcorns out.Copy !req
61. Right had arm. There we are.
SplendidCopy !req
62. Anyway, I'll tell you something
You ain't coming away with me anymoreCopy !req
63. I bought the tickets for the tripCopy !req
64. Yeah, with my moneyCopy !req
65. I bought them.
I'm taking you out.Copy !req
66. I gave you the money, darlingCopy !req
67. You've done nothing but eye all
the fellows on the coachCopy !req
68. since we got hereCopy !req
69. Since Uncle Jack died,
you've never been the same.Copy !req
70. Of course I ain't, 'cause I ain't got
Uncle Jack, Have I?Copy !req
71. I gotta get somebody else, haven't I?Copy !req
72. Do a bit of knitting,
It'd do you good.Copy !req
73. Who for? You?Copy !req
74. Should I knit for you?Copy !req
75. No, don't knit for meCopy !req
76. Who is that man?Copy !req
77. Oh, that's Mr. BloodvesselCopy !req
78. He's quite harmless.
He comes on all the tripsCopy !req
79. He thinks he's the courierCopy !req
80. Last time he thought
he was the driverCopy !req
81. You know when I saw your first film,
I really thought you had somethingCopy !req
82. Wasn't it “Blue Lady”? “LADY IN BLUE”
Something like that?Copy !req
83. Excuse me, sir...Copy !req
84. I'd like to take a photograph
of the young ladyCopy !req
85. Day after dayCopy !req
86. Alone on a hillCopy !req
87. The man with the foolish grin
is keeping perfectly stillCopy !req
88. But nobody wants to know himCopy !req
89. They can see that he's just a foolCopy !req
90. And he never gives an answerCopy !req
91. But the fool on the hillCopy !req
92. Sees the sun going downCopy !req
93. And the eyes in his headCopy !req
94. See the world spinning 'roundCopy !req
95. Well on his wayCopy !req
96. Head in a cloudCopy !req
97. The man with a thousand voicesCopy !req
98. talking perfectly loudCopy !req
99. But nobody ever hear himCopy !req
100. or the sound he appears to makeCopy !req
101. and he never seems to noticeCopy !req
102. But the fool on the hillCopy !req
103. Sees the sun going downCopy !req
104. And the eyes in his headCopy !req
105. See the world spinning 'roundCopy !req
106. And nobody seems to like himCopy !req
107. they can tell what he wants to doCopy !req
108. and he never shows his feelingCopy !req
109. But the fool on the hillCopy !req
110. Sees the sun going downCopy !req
111. And the eyes in his headCopy !req
112. See the world spinning 'roundCopy !req
113. And he never listens to themCopy !req
114. He knows that they're the foolsCopy !req
115. They don't like himCopy !req
116. The fool on the hillCopy !req
117. Sees the sun going downCopy !req
118. And the eyes in his headCopy !req
119. See the world spinning 'roundCopy !req
120. Good morning,
lads and lassesCopy !req
121. My name is Miss WintersCopy !req
122. Good morning, Miss Winters
Miss Winters, Miss WintersCopy !req
123. If there's anything
I can do for you…Copy !req
124. you know what to do...Copy !req
125. We at the Magical MysteriesCopy !req
126. only have your best interest at heartCopy !req
127. thank you...Copy !req
128. As the bus leaves the townCopy !req
129. behind and heads for the country…Copy !req
130. Everything begins to changeCopy !req
131. Well, almost everythingCopy !req
132. Already the magic is beginning to workCopy !req
133. Jolly good...Copy !req
134. Why?Copy !req
135. Why?Copy !req
136. Why?Copy !req
137. Jolly good, Sarge, carry on...Copy !req
138. On your marks!Copy !req
139. If you look to your left,
ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
140. the view is not very inspiringCopy !req
141. But if you look to the right…Copy !req
142. Beyond the blue horizonCopy !req
143. for above the clouds…Copy !req
144. in a land that no one knows…Copy !req
145. Live four or five magicians…Copy !req
146. Who spend their days
casting wonderful spellsCopy !req
147. Come with me now
into that secret place…Copy !req
148. Where the eyes of man
have never set footCopy !req
149. Where's the bus?Copy !req
150. Where's the bus?Copy !req
151. Where's the bus?Copy !req
152. It's comingCopy !req
153. Where's the bus?Copy !req
154. The bus...Copy !req
155. The bus is ten miles north
on the Jewsbury RoadCopy !req
156. It's only ten miles away.Copy !req
157. ten miles!Copy !req
158. Ladies and gentlemen,
quickly, look to your leftCopy !req
159. Now there you see
the ancient Roman ruinsCopy !req
160. They really have been
there an awful long timeCopy !req
161. They are, in fact,
a little difficult to seeCopy !req
162. because they're almost
flattened to the groundCopy !req
163. Meanwhile, back on the bus,
things are happeningCopy !req
164. Indeed, the magic
is so powerfulCopy !req
165. that even Mr. Bloodvessel
emerges from his shellCopy !req
166. He turns to speakCopy !req
167. If I may the liberty, MisterCopy !req
168. Be my guestCopy !req
169. My dear lady...Copy !req
170. My dear lady, doesn't intuition
tell you what I feel?Copy !req
171. Don't interrupt...Copy !req
172. You bring out my…Copy !req
173. I...Copy !req
174. I love you!Copy !req
175. I am the courierCopy !req
176. good morning... men...
and... women...Copy !req
177. welcome...Copy !req
178. I am your friendly courierCopy !req
179. Mr Bllodvessel is my nameCopy !req
180. Buster BloodvesselCopy !req
181. I am concerned for youCopy !req
182. to enjoy yourselves…Copy !req
183. Within the limits
of British decencyCopy !req
184. You know what I meanCopy !req
185. don't you?Copy !req
186. Well, don't you?Copy !req
187. Yes, Mr. BloodvesselCopy !req
188. I am he as you are he
as you are meCopy !req
189. and we are all togetherCopy !req
190. See how they run
like pigs from a gunCopy !req
191. see how they flyCopy !req
192. I'm cryingCopy !req
193. Sitting on a cornflakeCopy !req
194. waiting for the van to comeCopy !req
195. Corporation t-shirts,
stupid bloody TuesdayCopy !req
196. Man, you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow longCopy !req
197. I am the eggmanCopy !req
198. they are the eggmenCopy !req
199. I am the walrusCopy !req
200. Mister City P'liceman sittingCopy !req
201. Pretty little policemen in a rowCopy !req
202. See how they fly
like Lucy in the SkyCopy !req
203. see how they runCopy !req
204. I'm cryingCopy !req
205. I'm cryCopy !req
206. Yellow matter custardCopy !req
207. dripping from a dead dog's eyeCopy !req
208. Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestessCopy !req
209. Boy, you been a naughty girl
and you let your knickers downCopy !req
210. I am the eggmanCopy !req
211. they are the eggmenCopy !req
212. I am the walrusCopy !req
213. Sitting in an English gardenCopy !req
214. waiting for the sunCopy !req
215. If the sun don't come,
you get a tan fromCopy !req
216. Standing in the English rainCopy !req
217. I am the eggmanCopy !req
218. they are the eggmenCopy !req
219. I am the walrusCopy !req
220. Expert texpert
choking smokersCopy !req
221. Don't you think
the joker laughs at you?Copy !req
222. See how they smile
like pigs in a styCopy !req
223. see how they snideCopy !req
224. I'm cryingCopy !req
225. Semolina PilchardCopy !req
226. climbing up the Eiffel TowerCopy !req
227. Elementary penguin
singing Hare KrishnaCopy !req
228. Man, you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allan PoeCopy !req
229. I am the eggmanCopy !req
230. they are the eggmenCopy !req
231. I am the walrusCopy !req
232. I've got a present for you,
do you know what it is?Copy !req
233. noCopy !req
234. Have a guessCopy !req
235. noCopy !req
236. Come on, have a guessCopy !req
237. noCopy !req
238. Have a guessCopy !req
239. noCopy !req
240. Have a guess!Copy !req
241. no!Copy !req
242. Well, you're going to get it anywayCopy !req
243. What's that?Copy !req
244. Do you want to blow it?Copy !req
245. noCopy !req
246. All right,
should we give it to George?Copy !req
247. yesCopy !req
248. Thank youCopy !req
249. Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention please?Copy !req
250. Our estimated time of arrival for luncheon
is approximately one fifteenCopy !req
251. thank youCopy !req
252. Now, shut upCopy !req
253. Shut up to me!Copy !req
254. I've had enough of it!Copy !req
255. I can't stand it any more!
I'm getting off!Copy !req
256. Don't get hystericalCopy !req
257. Aunt Jessie's hungryCopy !req
258. And she's dreamingCopy !req
259. She's dreaming about foodCopy !req
260. foodCopy !req
261. foodCopy !req
262. Beautiful foodCopy !req
263. lettuces...Copy !req
264. potatoes...Copy !req
265. apples...Copy !req
266. foodCopy !req
267. oh lovely foodCopy !req
268. Lots and lots of spaghettiCopy !req
269. This time I mean itCopy !req
270. I can't breathe anymoreCopy !req
271. It's too muchCopy !req
272. All this mudCopy !req
273. in forty-five minutes?Copy !req
274. I can hardly get my breathCopy !req
275. It's intake, JessieCopy !req
276. not outputCopy !req
277. I am, I am!
I am alreadyCopy !req
278. Three times this week alreadyCopy !req
279. For goodness sakeCopy !req
280. Jessie, sit downCopy !req
281. remember...Copy !req
282. I don't care!Copy !req
283. This is the way
he would have wanted itCopy !req
284. Penendello,
help me up the stairsCopy !req
285. Wake up, JessieCopy !req
286. It's time to goCopy !req
287. Here we are again!Copy !req
288. Everybody up quicklyCopy !req
289. There's a fog upon L.A.Copy !req
290. And my friends
have lost their wayCopy !req
291. We'll be over soon they saidCopy !req
292. Now they've lost
themselves insteadCopy !req
293. Please don't be longCopy !req
294. please don't you be very longCopy !req
295. Please don't be longCopy !req
296. or I may be asleepCopy !req
297. Well it only goes to showCopy !req
298. Ask a policeman on the streetCopy !req
299. Ask a policeman on the streetCopy !req
300. There's so many there to meetCopy !req
301. Please don't be longCopy !req
302. please don't you be very longCopy !req
303. Please don't be longCopy !req
304. or I may be asleepCopy !req
305. Now it's past my bed I knowCopy !req
306. And I'd really like to goCopy !req
307. Soon will be the break of dayCopy !req
308. Sitting here in Blue Jay WayCopy !req
309. Please don't be longCopy !req
310. please don't you be very longCopy !req
311. Please don't be longCopy !req
312. or I may be asleepCopy !req
313. Please don't be longCopy !req
314. please don't you be very longCopy !req
315. Please don't be longCopy !req
316. Well, well, wellCopy !req
317. They are a happy crowdCopy !req
318. Come on, come onCopy !req
319. Back on the bus...
come onCopy !req
320. Oh! I wonder what the magicians
are cooking up now?Copy !req
321. Talk about your magical mysteries…Copy !req
322. I spent half an hour
looking for that sugarCopy !req
323. I spent half an hour
looking for that sugarCopy !req
324. Is there one for me?Copy !req
325. There's one over here, RichieCopy !req
326. Oh, how are you, Bonzo?Copy !req
327. Any news of the bus?Copy !req
328. The bus is ten miles north
on the Jewsbury RoadCopy !req
329. And they're having a lovely timeCopy !req
330. they're having a lovely timeCopy !req
331. they're having a lovely timeCopy !req
332. Could you tell me
what's next on the agenda?Copy !req
333. A SongCopy !req
334. No, noCopy !req
335. not youCopy !req
336. Them!Copy !req
337. On the bus!Copy !req
338. Join in.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
339. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
340. when the coach stops,Copy !req
341. would the gentlemen
please follow Mr. Johnson?Copy !req
342. The ladies stay with meCopy !req
343. That night Cutie called a cabCopy !req
344. baby don't do thatCopy !req
345. She left her East Side room so drabCopy !req
346. baby don't do thatCopy !req
347. She went out on the townCopy !req
348. Knowin' it would
make her lover frownCopy !req
349. Death-cab for CutieCopy !req
350. Death-cab for CutieCopy !req
351. Someone's gonna makeCopy !req
352. you pay your fareCopy !req
353. The cab was racin' through the nightCopy !req
354. baby don't do thatCopy !req
355. His eyes in the mirror,
keepin' Cutie in sightCopy !req
356. baby don't do thatCopy !req
357. When he saw Cutie,
it gave him a thrillCopy !req
358. Don't you know,
baby curves can killCopy !req
359. Death-cab for CutieCopy !req
360. Death-cab for CutieCopy !req
361. Someone's gonna make
you pay your fareCopy !req
362. Cutie, don't you play with fateCopy !req
363. Don't leave your lover aloneCopy !req
364. If you go out on this dateCopy !req
365. His heart will turn to stoneCopy !req
366. Bad girl, Cutie,
what have you doneCopy !req
367. baby don't do thatCopy !req
368. Slippin' slidin' down-a Highway 31Copy !req
369. baby don't do thatCopy !req
370. he traffic lights changed
from green to redCopy !req
371. They tried to stop
but they both wound up deadCopy !req
372. Death-cab for CutieCopy !req
373. Death-cab for CutieCopy !req
374. Someone's gonna make
you pay your fareCopy !req
375. Someone's gonna make
you pay your fareCopy !req
376. Someone's gonna make
you pay your fareCopy !req
377. Let's all get up
and dance to a songCopy !req
378. That was a hit before
your mother was bornCopy !req
379. Though she was born
a long, long time agoCopy !req
380. Your mother should knowCopy !req
381. Your mother should...Copy !req
382. Your mother should knowCopy !req
383. Sing it againCopy !req
384. Let's all get up
and dance to a songCopy !req
385. That was a hit before
your mother was bornCopy !req
386. Though she was born
a long, long time agoCopy !req
387. Your mother should knowCopy !req
388. Your mother should...Copy !req
389. Your mother should knowCopy !req
390. Lift up your hearts
and sing me a songCopy !req
391. That was a hit before
your mother was bornCopy !req
392. Though she was born
a long, long time agoCopy !req
393. Your mother should knowCopy !req
394. Your mother should...Copy !req
395. Your mother should knowCopy !req
396. Your mother should knowCopy !req
397. Your mother should...Copy !req
398. Your mother should knowCopy !req
399. Sing it againCopy !req
400. Though she was born a long, long time agoCopy !req
401. Your mother should knowCopy !req
402. Your mother should...Copy !req
403. Your mother should knowCopy !req
404. Your mother should knowCopy !req
405. Your mother should...Copy !req
406. Your mother should knowCopy !req
407. Your mother should knowCopy !req
408. Your mother should...Copy !req
409. Your mother should knowCopy !req
410. Roll up...Copy !req
411. roll up for the mystery tourCopy !req
412. that's an invitationCopy !req
413. to make a reservationCopy !req
414. roll up for the mystery tourCopy !req
415. The magical mystery tourCopy !req
416. is coming to take you awayCopy !req
417. coming to take you awayCopy !req
418. The magical mystery tourCopy !req
419. is dying to take you awayCopy !req
420. dying to take you awayCopy !req
421. take you todayCopy !req
422. And that was
a Magical Mystery TourCopy !req
423. I told yaCopy !req
424. GoodbyeCopy !req
425. CreAted by TE-df-PS-60Copy !req