Made (2001)

1. you fight like a girl!

2. come on, you guys! Let's go!

3. what the hell was that? - whoo!

4. you guys suck!

5. come on! Let's see something!

6. come on, ref! Do something!

7. come on, ladies!

8. hit him. Hit him!

9. hey, come on! Hit the guy!

10. box.

11. - break! Break!

12. get the fuck off—

13. - step back. Step back! - take a point for that shit!

14. - step back.

15. that's a late hit.

16. fuck you!

17. did you talk to max about the job? What about boxing?

18. you told me that if you didn't have a winning record after 11 fights,

19. that you'd be happy to talk to max concerning the job.

20. yeah. And? It was a draw tonight.

21. you said awinningrecord after 11 fights—

22. don't be shitty. How am I being shitty?

23. please, don't be shitty. How am I being shitty?

24. how am I being shitty to you?

25. I'm home. You're late.

26. I'm not late. I just got done.

27. what kind of gig is this? Easy night.

28. bachelor party. Oh, can we give wendy a ride?

29. no. Oh, my god. Baby, what happened to your face?

30. it was a draw. What kind of bachelor party is it?

31. easy kind. Young, rich, well-mannered.

32. what makes you think they're well-mannered? 'cause they're rich?

33. bobby, this is a plum gig.

34. it's a bunch of young hotshot agents at a restaurant.

35. it's gonna be easy. I'll make a lot of money.

36. I don't like when you work with wendy.

37. sweetie, they requested her. Max only put me on as a favor.

38. some favor. I hope they know you're not like her.

39. oh, please.

40. you know what they like.

41. get ready. We're late. Who's watchin' the kid?

42. she's downstairs, with ruth.

43. come on. Get ready. I'm ready. Let's go. I'm waitin' on you.

44. uh, did you talk to maxie today?

45. I am not gonna mention ricky to him.

46. I don't want you to, but— he'll go with ricky if you're in too.

47. that's not gonna happen, honey. You know that. Here. I'm fine.

48. if you wanna help ricky, talk to maxie yourself.

49. I feel weird doin' it, you know, 'cause he's like—

50. so what? Forget ricky.

51. just be glad maxie got you drivin' for me, huh?

52. hennessy and coke. With an ice cube.

53. will you put it in a snifter this time?

54. you know snifters are for warm drinks here. Didn't you know snifters...

55. is for cognac? Yeah, when served warm.

56. you ain't got no snifters in this motherfucker?

57. we have snifters.

58. like I'm gonna break your goddamn snifter.

59. it's been a rough night, man. Where the fuck you been?

60. I had a fight at the sportmen's. Yeah?

61. did you hit the motherfucker at least once?

62. it was a draw. Damn!

63. what's your record now? It's five, five and one.

64. that shit ain't flyin.'

65. bustin' concrete or layin' bricks or whatever the hell you're doin.'

66. might be nice to buy your bitch somethin.'

67. hey. Hey, hey, hey. No touching.

68. what? No touching.

69. what about them? I don't give a shit. I work for her, okay?

70. no touching. Are you okay?

71. what the fuck was that?

72. I said no touching! Goddamn it!

73. as you can see, I've decided to improvise a bit.

74. the basic concept is now a surprise around every corner.

75. - oh! I love that. - he's laying in a koi pond. Isn't it brilliant?

76. in the kitchen. I do too. I like that idea.

77. the flow in this room is gonna be fabulous.

78. the parties that you will have. You won't believe it.

79. unfortunately, the trades are stacking a bit.

80. excuse me. You don't have to hit me.

81. this is where the ed bouchet's going to go. Excuse me?

82. I'm sweeping. You don't have to hit me with a whip.

83. you got a horse outside? Don't hit me with a whip, please.

84. what's your name? My name's not important. I'm trying to do a job—

85. what's your name? My name's not important.

86. what's your name? My name is bob ricigliano.

87. bob ricigliano. Well, you stay after school, bob ricigliano.

88. don't hit me with your fucking whip again. I'm serious.

89. what the hell is going on here?

90. honey, let me handle it, all right?

91. - excuse me. Do you speak english? - yes.

92. my studs are too far apart.

93. this is supposed to be 15 and 3/4 inches, and they're 16 inches.

94. my studs are too far apart. I don't like it. Okay, uh—

95. I'm a mason, but arthur's gonna be here— I don't like it.

96. do it over. The g.C.

97. what's your name? Uh, bobby.

98. bobby what? Bobby ricigliano.

99. Jesus christ, is everyone in this goddamn house named bobby ricigliano?

100. I don't understand what you're saying.

101. I'm having a brilliant piece of teak sent from bali for this. This is a spice rack.

102. bernardo? What?

103. we'll be in by easter, right?

104. you'll be moved in when I'mgoddamn good and ready.

105. - what are you talking about? - ms. Streisand asked me to redo the boutique.

106. where's he going now? Why do you always gotta hire these guys?

107. because, uh— but I don't understand, okay?

108. come on, adam. It's really—

109. come on, adam. Let's go already!

110. hey, bobby, did you see that? Did I see what?

111. the lady was throwin' me vibes and stuff.

112. I think she wants to fuck me. No, I didn't catch that.

113. you didn't catch anything at all? No.

114. oh, my shit's blowin' up.

115. I gotta make a fuckin' call. That's the job phone.

116. I know, but I gotta use it if I got a phone call.

117. - ricky— - what other phone can I use? I don't have a cell phone.

118. ricky, the owners are here. It's not cool.

119. watch out. The fag's here. Hello?

120. I'm thinkin' about cuttin' out early today. Get off the fuckin' phone. Now.

121. now! Get off the phone. I gotta get off.

122. okay. What, do you think you're on piecework?

123. just makin' a quick phone call. I been bustin' my ass all day.

124. you been bustin' your ass? W-o-r-k. Four letters.

125. that's all. Work. Now! Yeah, but I'm bustin' my ass—

126. and you wanna know why you're still sweepin' floors.

127. - bobby, can I see you for a minute? - this is gonna set—

128. one minute. That's it. Come on.

129. who the fuck is he to scream at me like that?

130. I'm makin' a fuckin' call. What if it was an important family situation or somethin? '

131. I'm gonna go relax for a little bit.

132. I don't think I can be any good to you right now. I'll be back in about 15, 20.

133. come here.

134. look, bobby. I don't know what happened.

135. I don't wanna know what happened, but something's up.

136. what are you talkin' about?

137. maxie wants me to, uh, replace you on the job tomorrow,

138. and he wants you to stop by the office today.

139. he was grabbin' her fuckin' ass. What am I supposed to do?

140. I don't know, and I don't wanna know.

141. as far as I'm concerned, you're a good kid.

142. I got news, though. Without you here, I can't keep on your friend.

143. I got enough people pretendin' to sweep.

144. just do me a favor, arthur, please.

145. he's done a lot for me when I was younger.

146. just keep him on until I can figure out what's happening. All right? Please?

147. I'll do what I can, bobby. I'd appreciate it. I do.

148. all right. Good luck. I'm gonna take care of this. Thank you.

149. can you just calm down a minute?

150. you're gonna get the money.

151. how do I know?

152. you have my word. Is that enough?

153. you know, you talk too much.

154. get off the fuckin' phone. I love ya!

155. go— all right. G-good-bye.

156. I'm tellin' ya—

157. you like the ponies?

158. yeah, sure. You bet ponies?

159. ye— n-no. Not really.

160. oh, smart. They're hard as hell to handicap.

161. you know what I like? Jai alai.

162. with the— yeah. You know why I like it?

163. it's fixed.

164. sure thing. That's the only way to win.

165. you see that horse there?

166. the blaze. This one. This one here?

167. yeah, yeah. I bought the horse in '66.

168. I hired a trainer, stall, whatever.

169. that horse made me $100,000.

170. in sixties dollars you know what that is?

171. yeah, it's, uh— yeah. It's a lot of money. A million, easy.

172. a lot of money, yeah. Must have been some fast horse.

173. it never won a race.

174. it got me in good with the trainer. Sit down.

175. attaboy.

176. yeah, the trainer and I, we had a thing.

177. I don't remember what it was. Some fuckin' thing.

178. the jockey would raise the fuckin' whip...

179. and whatever the fuck it was.

180. we had a good thing. But, you know, this one tells that one.

181. the other one tells another one, and before you know it,

182. the whole world, everybody's in on it.

183. that's what you call the smart money, right?

184. yeah, yeah, that's—

185. yeah, that's the smart money.

186. bobby, I like you.

187. why do you make it so hard for me to take care of you?

188. max, I swear to god, these guys were outta line.

189. no, no. You know, maybe last time with the puerto ricans.

190. these were nice jewish boys. They were outta line.

191. bobby, I love jessica just like she's my flesh and blood.

192. I would kill anyone if they as much as laid a finger on her...

193. or her beautiful daughter.

194. but that fuckin'pisher that you socked in the teeth...

195. has the most expensive dentist in beverly hills, wants I should buy him an implant.

196. your gorilla horseshit cost me eight grand. Okay.

197. if it's money, I'll work it off.

198. what are you talkin' about? Two strikes, bobby.

199. and the second one was big.

200. the bachelor's father, he belongs to my shul.

201. so... What? That's it?

202. I'm out. It's over.

203. did I say that? No. I don't know. What do you—

204. I'm sayin' it's my fault.

205. I'm sendin' you out to watch scum drool over the love of your life,

206. and then I wonder why you see red?

207. it's my fault. The tooth is on me, but no more.

208. - I'm reassignin' you. - uh— n-no, no.

209. I don't wanna drive another girl.

210. the only reason I'm workin' here is because I wanna be around—

211. hey, is this a fuckin' democracy?

212. who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?

213. you want out?

214. do I put food on your table?

215. I sponsor your training. I take care of your girl and her little baby.

216. I even pay for that deadbeat friend of yours...

217. for pushin' a goddamn broom.

218. yeah, yeah, you're right. So are you ready to sit down and listen?

219. sit down!

220. sit down and hear!

221. can you hear now? Yeah.

222. I think I got somethin' that'll make everybody happy.

223. I work with a guy named ruiz.

224. I want you to go with him,

225. accompany him on a drop.

226. he's got his own men. You're just scenery.

227. I want a big guinea with a busted face hangin' around as a deterrent.

228. you go, I'll take care of you.

229. and we're square on the tooth.

230. I— it— what about ricky?

231. he would jump at an opportunity to do this.

232. ricky? Ricky "I lost the truck" ricky?

233. I— you said you liked him. You wanted to work with him.

234. that was before he lost my carpet-cleaning van.

235. okay. Let me talk to him. He'll work it off.

236. Jesus. You know, I don't know the kid.

237. the little that I know about him scares me.

238. I grew up with him. He's a good guy.

239. uh-huh. Well, you vouch for him?

240. I-I-I grew up with the guy. Uh-huh.

241. you vouch for him?

242. do I— you mean, do I— do you vouch for him?

243. um, he— yeah. Yeah, of course I vouch for him.

244. how about this?

245. you're in, he's in.

246. I don't—

247. you're beatin' people up. You might as well get paid for it.

248. think about it.

249. you gotta take that guy out. You own that guy. You own him. Come on!

250. we need guns. He didn't say anything about guns.

251. he implied something about guns, I'm sure.

252. it's not something you imply. It's something you lay out on the table.

253. he didn't say anything about guns. Besides, I'm not taking the job.

254. it's the opportunity of a lifetime, bobby. You nuts?

255. you've been waiting for this opportunity.

256. no, you'vebeen waiting for this opportunity. You're damn straight.

257. you think I like livin' on fuckin' yucca?

258. you do good on something like this, and then you're in.

259. you have opportunities after that. What about boxing?

260. bobby, you're outta your mind. Oh, you're full of shit.

261. it was a fuckin' draw. I didn't train for the fight! That was horseshit!

262. you're not gonna be a professional boxer! Let's do it right now.

263. I'm not talkin' about fighting. You'll never be a boxer.

264. come on. Right now. Don't start fuckin' pushin' me. Fuck you, man!

265. let's do it. Don't be a fuckin' child. Don't be a fuckin' child!

266. ricky! Bobby! Cut that shit out! Sorry, coach.

267. how's the boxing going?

268. really good, coach. Yeah, really good. He's five, five and one.

269. stick with it, bobby. You know it takes time.

270. you always had the heart.

271. how 'bout me, coach? Did I always have heart?

272. what are you gawkin' at, ladies?

273. this is not recess.

274. run a play. Let's run a play.

275. fuck him. You'd think he'd let it go after a while.

276. the fact is we probably could've beat fairfax if you hadn't got suspended.

277. whatever, man. Fuckin' asshole.

278. I mean, t-shirts? Really. I liked those shirts.

279. you never wore those shirts? We could have bought them.

280. I almost got suspended over that shit.

281. thank god you took the bullet for me and didn't say anything. I appreciate it.

282. want a hit? Nah, man, I gotta pick up the baby.

283. why you always get stuck pickin' up the kid? I like it, okay?

284. it's not even your kid. You want a lift, or you wanna stay here and walk?

285. that looks great.

286. I don't know why we don't get a drink instead of sittin' inside this place.

287. I promised chloe we'd come here.

288. she doesn't even know where she is, bob.

289. she'd have more fun if we were at boardner's.

290. she could play the trivia game or the little racing game thing she does.

291. she's a little girl. Little girls don't like to go to bars.

292. we had fun. We went to bars when we were kids.

293. and all the different people, right? Remember slimmy?

294. excuse me, sir. There's no smoking allowed in the store.

295. why, you serving food? No, it's store policy.

296. and you can't sit at a station unless you purchase a ceramic.

297. can you believe this shit? I can't sit at a station without purchasing a ceramic?

298. why don't you bring me an ashtray, then?

299. can I color me that, a ceramic ashtray? Right away.

300. and what color paints can I get you? I don't know.

301. surprise me. I'm not sure what I'm feeling today.

302. now, listen to me.

303. I think maxie's starting to reach out to you with this thing,

304. and it's not something that you should let slip by.

305. what's wrong, baby? He's not doing it.

306. what is she saying? He's not painting.

307. - I'm gonna paint when I get my paints. - there you go.

308. there's a nice way to do that. Will you paint?

309. I don't know. I don't know what he's got goin' on.

310. - isn't it fun? - what's that, sweetie?

311. isn't it fun? What's that?

312. isn't it fun? What fun?

313. isn't it fun to paint? To paint? Yeah. I love it.

314. really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple, by the way.

315. have you ever seen a purple frog? You have?

316. when you were asleep? Why you giving her a hard time?

317. this is a good opportunity. If we play this right—

318. I don't want anything. He's a sketchy character.

319. I don't wanna talk about him in front of the "aby-bay". Okay, let's drop it.

320. let's drop it. Let's "ex-nay" on the "bex-nay".

321. "ig-pay atin-lay". Can you "ut-shay" your "outh-may? "

322. "ain-saying-ay". You're doing it wrong.

323. I don't understand what you're saying. "onch-pay oo-bay".

324. "ut-shay" your "ace-fay", "asshole-ay".

325. did you hear that? Did you hear what he said?

326. what do you think of that?

327. - here you go, sweetie. - I don't want grilled cheese.

328. you love grilled cheese. I hate cheese.

329. come on, sweetie. Mommy's in a hurry. Don't be a little shit, okay?

330. hey, hon? Yeah.

331. I'll fix her dinner. Go get ready.

332. you sure? Thanks, sweetie. Yeah.

333. bobby's going to fix you something, okay? I love you.

334. - you're not my daddy. - you wanna bust my horns?

335. or do you want some spaghetti?

336. - I want spaghettis. - of course. It's your favorite food, right?

337. yep. I want you to watch me very carefully,

338. so you'll learn how to cook.

339. you don't know how to cook, you eat in restaurants every day.

340. you don't wanna do that, because cooks in restaurants scratch their ass...

341. and they touch the food, and it's no good, it's not clean.

342. there's things you wanna spend your money on instead of restaurants, right?

343. what do you want to spend your money on? Turtles...

344. turtles. And stuff that I care about.

345. what do you care about?

346. I care about getting...

347. food for my pets and...

348. feeding them every day.

349. that's right. Feeding them every day. If you don't feed the animals, what happens?

350. they die. They die, right?

351. this is called pasta puttanesca. You know what that means?

352. that means bad girl's pasta,

353. and there's only enough for one.

354. that means you get to eat it. That means I gotta eat a grilled cheese sandwich.

355. look at that. Can you smell that? Smells good. Yeah.

356. baby, could you get that?

357. all right. Hold on a second. Don't touch the stove. It's hot.

358. I got it.

359. jess ready? You're drivin' jess?

360. yep.

361. no way that cocksucker's drivin' you.

362. ho's fine. Ho's a fucking pimp, okay?

363. he encourages wendy to turn tricks, and she's his fucking wife!

364. keep it down. He can hear you. It's my house!

365. I'm not gonna keep it down. He's not fuckin' drivin' you!

366. listen to me, bobby.

367. this is my job, okay?

368. it puts a roof over me, my daughter and you,

369. for as long as you wanna stay.

370. I want you to quit.

371. will you look at my bills? I can't.

372. I'm not gonna put her through what I went through. I-I just can't do it.

373. I'll support you. With what?

374. I— maxie offered to stake me.

375. max offers a lot of things, okay?

376. I got news for you. He's not the sweet old guy you think he is.

377. don't get my hopes up, okay?

378. if I quit, and it doesn't work out, then what, huh?

379. I-I can't go through this again.

380. this is the last time I speak to either of you in person...

381. about work-related matters.

382. all our interactions in the future will be social.

383. if you have any questions that are work-related,

384. you will direct them to ruiz.

385. he has my complete confidence.

386. everything you need or need to know...

387. is in those envelopes.

388. do notopen these envelopes...

389. until you have left the office.

390. I started opening it— mind if I borrow a piece of tape?

391. - that way I'll— - open the fuckin' thing.

392. you will each have $1,500, a numeric pager,

393. a double-"a" battery and first-class...

394. round-trip ticket to j.F.K.

395. you will be contacted on your pager—

396. so we're going to new york city?

397. yes, you're going to new york.

398. you will be contacted on your pager—

399. max, one more thing.

400. who am I dropping this off to? Who gets their hands on this?

401. that's your per diem.

402. yeah, that's my per diem.

403. who do I give it to? Who do I drop it off to?

404. it's yours. You keep it. This is mine to have?

405. yes. Yes. For spending money?

406. and you got 1,500 too? Uh-huh.

407. you will be contacted...

408. on your pager as to where you go.

409. you have each been given an extra battery.

410. so there should be absolutely no excuse...

411. when you get a page...

412. that you will answer it immediately.

413. yes. Yes, sir.

414. you will not carry any other pagers with you.

415. you will not, for that matter, carry anything...

416. other than what I have just given you.

417. - keys? - what?

418. what about my house keys? That way I can get back in.

419. I could leave 'em with you. Whatever you wanna do. You're callin' the shots.

420. you can carry your keys.

421. you will not mention my name...

422. or imply that you are in my employ.

423. you will not speak to anyone when you are working.

424. when you are not working, you are considered to be on call...

425. and available 24 hours a day.

426. that means that you do not get drunk...

427. or do anything that will prevent you...

428. from operating in a professional manner.

429. there is a number in your pager's memory.

430. it is a car service.

431. if they call you up and they ask you the account,

432. you say "cardiff giant".

433. they will come and they will pick you up...

434. and take you wherever you want to go.

435. that means that there is no destination that you cannot reach...

436. within 15 minutes.

437. fifteen minutes. Is there a pattern forming here?

438. absolutely. Yeah. What is it?

439. - you want us to be wherever you want— - let him tell me.

440. don't worry about it. I got it.

441. tell me. What is it?

442. I don't understand why you're picking on me, max.

443. because you lost my fuckin' carpet-cleaning van,

444. and I don't like you, you cocksucker!

445. I parked the van and left it for five minutes, you want us to be...

446. yes. Good-bye.

447. what am I dropping off on the trip?

448. what's the— what are we— good-bye!

449. here we are.

450. 3d and g. 3d and g.

451. I think you got it wrong, bob. That's mine. I'm in 3d.

452. you're right here, 3g. They're both aisles. What's the—

453. I was assigned that seat. I like to follow the rules. Okay.

454. you're in 3g, and I'm in 3d. All right. Okay.

455. oh, man. See, when you're in with maxie, he takes care of your shit.

456. do you know what I mean? Stretch it out, keep it nice. I'll tell you what else.

457. beats the hell out of cleaning carpets. You got that right.

458. comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. I wonder what the movie is.

459. I'll ask the lady what the movie is. Don't bug her.

460. they like to help. That's what they're here for.

461. you'll get used to it. Don't carry guilt with it.

462. champagne or orange juice? Oh, perfect.

463. what a wonderful kickoff to the trip. Cheers. Okay.

464. thank you very much. Uh, ooh. Okay.

465. my button down here.

466. I love this shit, my man.

467. this is the kind of thing I'm talking about. You with me?

468. give me it. Right here. Yes?

469. what the movie was tonight. It's in your copy ofambassador.

470. I believe it's mickey blue eyes.

471. ugh. I can bring you a list of videos.

472. I just want to offer the other passengers a drink first. That's great.

473. what's the overhead on something like that?

474. what's the action that's gonna come my way?

475. what's the action that's gonna come your way? Yeah.

476. what's it gonna cost me for the videos? Oh, no.

477. you're up front. Everything's free up here.

478. oh! Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. See that shit?

479. oh, wait a minute. That— see, now—

480. they set you up.

481. they drop this on you. I bet there's a hidden tax.

482. excuse me, sweetie. Yes. Excuse me.

483. where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax?

484. does that fall under the complimentary service, or is that something you pay for?

485. no, no. They're complimentary. Would you care for another one?

486. they're complimentary. You bet your ass I would. Yes.

487. thank you very much. I appreciate it.

488. okay. Thank you.

489. can I get a cutty on the rocks too? Is that complimentary?

490. yes, yes. Cheers, man. You hear that shit?

491. everything up here is free. Okay.

492. you can drink as much as you want up front,

493. have a nice fling, we get our videos going.

494. if we didn't have to be on call, we could drink as much as we want, but we really shouldn't.

495. oh, yeah, because they're probably gonna page us...

496. and ask us to whack out the pilot up front.

497. unless we have something to do in the next five hours,

498. we could sit here, have drinks, relax like gentlemen and enjoy ourselves...

499. and actually have fun with the trip, true.

500. versus complaining about the trip and every time I sit down, it's your seat, my seat.

501. as long as we don't show up hammered—

502. as long as we don't talk to someone like a schoolteacher, we have fun.

503. we have to represent max. That's all we have to do. I'm representing fucking max.

504. could you stop with the—

505. yes. Excuse me. Excuse me.

506. I want to know where you're located. Where's your home?

507. I operate out of chicago— I'm ricky slade.

508. it's a pleasure to meet you.

509. this is my friend here. This is robert ricigliano.

510. and what was your name? Teri.

511. it turns out we're gonna be spending the night in new york.

512. it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class.

513. round up a couple honeys.

514. at our hotel room, we're gonna have kind of a pool party, california gangster style.

515. you know, kick-ass pool party thing?

516. listen, asshole. I don't care if you're the sultan of brunei.

517. no man talks to me like that.

518. now, you can either learn some manners,

519. or I can make a formal complaint to the airport authorities...

520. and we can sort this out while you're waiting standby for the next flight to kennedy.

521. okay. Yeah.

522. what does that mean, "we can sort it out? "

523. does she have to do that so they don't know she's into my shit?

524. let's sort it out now.

525. shit! I got no new pages.

526. I don't even know where we're supposed to go.

527. maybe we should just call a cab.

528. oh, wait. There's our guy.

529. look. The sign. Cardiff giant.

530. hi, I think that's us. Bobby. Hi. I'm jimmy.

531. ricky slade. Soho grand, right?

532. you're going to the soho grand hotel, am I right?

533. I don't know. All I know— cardiff giant. That's our account.

534. right, and you're staying at the soho grand. You got any luggage checked?

535. no. Travelin' light. I like that.

536. hey, uh, is it nice?

537. what? The hotel.

538. the soho grand? You're from l.A., right? Yeah.

539. damn right I am. You'll love it.

540. see, that's what I'm talking about, bobby.

541. first class, you know what I mean? You gotta get used to it. You deserve it.

542. you're looking good.

543. hey, lady, you missed out. I'm staying at the soho grand this trip.

544. I'd give you a ride, but I gotta stretch my shit out.

545. I'm a tall drink of water. I don't wanna wrinkle anything.

546. looks good. Okay, so whenever I want to—

547. uh, yeah, well, uh, grab one of those cards over there by the phone.

548. right over there? Yeah. These, by the thing?

549. call my number. It's my cell. Okay.

550. you want one here? Get a card.

551. perfect, my man.

552. so, jimbo, you're pretty much like my boy for this thing, like my own private guy?

553. well, I handle most of, uh, cardiff giant's accounts. Yeah. Okay.

554. do you know my pager number? I don't know. What is it?

555. I don't know. I thought maybe you'd know what it is.

556. you got any idea what kind of job I'm throwin' down this time?

557. the job?

558. all I know is, uh, that I'm taking you to the soho grand.

559. where is that? It's in soho.

560. the area is called soho...

561. because it's located just directly south of houston.

562. therefore it's soho.

563. yeah. There's a spa downstairs. You gentlemen work out?

564. let's see the digs here. Is that all right?

565. oh, max. Lookin' good, huh?

566. there's an excellent cafe called caviar, and it's downstairs.

567. it's great for people-watching, and willem dafoe comes there sometimes and—

568. where are you gentlemen from?

569. we're from out of town. Here's the key to the minibar.

570. oh, great. Is that for this here?

571. room and tax have been picked up by cardiff giant,

572. sure has. Plus 150 in incidentals.

573. I'm sorry. An incidental. I'm not following exactly.

574. oh, that's, uh, phone, room service, minibar. Any additional expense.

575. thanks a lot. Take care. Show him his room.

576. oh, mr. Slade, you're in room 808.

577. give me the key. I'm gonna hang here a bit. Thanks.

578. oh, is it good? Uh, what's that?

579. that's all right. Let's see here. Uh—

580. that's all I got. You got change for a hundred?

581. I don't. Not on me, sir. Okay, bring me back 80.

582. are you sure? Go on. You know what we're doing.

583. what kind of room are we looking at now that this happened?

584. - all the suites are about the same, sir. - yeah. Okay. Look it.

585. I don't have time to negotiate. I know you got fish to drop off, probably.

586. what are we looking at? Honestly,

587. the suites are about the same. If you bring me back 60,

588. does one suite look better than the other suites? Hi, girls.

589. uncle bobby here.

590. As good a suite as we have, unless you want two bedrooms.

591. would you like two bedrooms? No, that's cool.

592. just make sure I get back the original 80, then.

593. I want back the 80. But the 20's for you, captain.

594. thanks for showing us up. Thank you very much.

595. thanks a lot, man. Hey, uh, one last thing.

596. where's the place tonight? Tonight's a good— as far as?

597. you know, nightlife. The hot ass and that? Oh, uh, women?

598. yeah, women. If I was a fag, I could get laid on the subway.

599. stay with me here. Just stay with me. Go quickly.

600. I-I-I don't know. Oh, the forum's pretty hot tonight.

601. forum's hot? Might be hard to get in.

602. you let me worry about that. Look at me. Okay?

603. what's the address? Throw it to me.

604. it's on west broadway. Need me to write it down? Perfect.

605. no. We'll see you with the 80. I'll bring up your change.

606. I'll put this in your room. Don't spill that. I like the fish.

607. come on! Who you callin' now?

608. don't worry about it.

609. hello, room service? Can I get a couple cheeseburgers and two heinekens, please?

610. no, I'm ricky slade, but I'm actually staying— how did you know that?

611. that's cool. They got computers so you don't have to say what room you're in.

612. - find out how much it is. - just so you know, they know where you're at.

613. how much is it? Perfect.

614. if it's up in the next 15 minutes, I'm gonna tell you how I do right now.

615. ten-dollar tip. I'm settin' the precedent now.

616. how much is it? In the future when I call,

617. and I say that to you, okay?

618. how much was it? It's 46. That's all.

619. forty-six plus ten. Yeah, but you have to tip people.

620. it's my fuckin' room. You don't give a shit.

621. bob, you heard the captain. You have $150 in incidentals.

622. that falls under the incidental, but you didn't wanna listen.

623. - ricky, how long are we gonna be here? - I have no idea.

624. we don't know. That's my point. We might have to make it last.

625. do you want 'em to put it on mine? I want this to stop.

626. - it's on me, okay? - I've looked forward to this trip for a long time.

627. could we just be smart about this? I'll be smart.

628. fine, but I'm gonna tell you something.

629. - I don't like your attitude. - you don't likemyattitude? What's wrong with it?

630. look around. We're moving up in the world. We should be enjoying ourselves.

631. I know you had a blue-collar mentality pounded into your head your whole life. I have too.

632. but if you act like an asshole, and you don't own your shit,

633. they're gonna smell you coming away like a cheap suit.

634. - who's gonna smell me? - I swear to god.

635. I'm trying to save you when we have to meet the real people...

636. that you don't come off like, you know— I don't wanna say it.

637. I don't want to get into name-calling.

638. okay. Can we make this work, please?

639. I'm trying to make it work. Let's settle down.

640. you know what I'm talkin' about. Don't play dumb with me.

641. - what are you doing? - what the fuck are you doing?

642. I know you're not calling jimmy.

643. I am. You got a problem with that too?

644. hang up the phone. I'll talk to you. Just hang up the phone.

645. look, we're here representing max,

646. and you're running around like a puerto rican on the 15th of the month.

647. you don't think maxie wants us to roll hard, why give us all the bread or the pager?

648. you represent max well by showing some fucking class.

649. the man has got an operation in new york, bobby.

650. the bar's across the street. We can walk there. I don't wanna fuckin' walk!

651. give me the fucking phone! I don't fuckin' wanna walk!

652. fuck you! How do you like that, motherf— ow!

653. shithead!

654. how 'bout jimmy? You know jimmy, the driver?

655. or cardiff giant? Maybe you should check that.

656. cardiff giant. You ever deal with them before?

657. have you ever dealt with my people before?

658. jimmy, the driver? Are you familiar with him?

659. we're with the cardiff giant account.

660. fuckin' horseshit. "maybe you should try the china club".

661. fuck you, asshole.

662. place looked like a fuckin' fag bar anyway, don't you think?

663. probably a fuckin' fag bar.

664. that's it. That's it.

665. that's us. Let's go. Move your shit.

666. fuck!

667. what are you doing? You gotta call him! It's out of order!

668. asshole!

669. whatever you want. I had a really good time the other night with you.

670. I just want to make a part two. Shit. Excuse me?

671. give me a second. Give me a second.

672. yeah, so, like, you know—

673. I need to use the phone. It's an important call I have to make.

674. you got to give me a second, all right? Okay. A minute.

675. a minute. Whatever.

676. so, yeah, so, like, I'll rub your feet, oh, yeah.

677. give you a back massage and shit like that.

678. it's an emergency. I have to use the phone. I'll pay for the call.

679. hold on a minute. There's a million fuckin' phones in this city.

680. you're fuckin' with my phone. You're gonna have to wait a fuckin' minute.

681. this is bullshit. It's bullshit. I just wanna—

682. he'll call you back.

683. so, jimmy, you know where this address is?

684. yeah, I'll find it. I know harlem.

685. harlem?

686. is that wher— we're going to harlem?

687. you don't know where you're goin? '

688. I know the cross streets.

689. well, this is the corner.

690. I could wait around if you want.

691. no, that's cool, man.

692. what exactly did they say to you?

693. they said meet 'em on the corner of 135th street and 12th avenue.

694. did they tell you what kind of address?

695. I told you what they said. They said meet 'em here. They didn't say anything else?

696. I told you what they said. No.

697. how the fuck did they know who you were? They asked me.

698. then they said more— they didn't say shit.

699. they fuckin' said— they asked me who I was.

700. then they said to meet 'em on this corner. That's my point.

701. they said more than what the fuck the thing was.

702. they did say more than you said that they said.

703. be honest. They said more than you said what they said.

704. they said fucking meet here, okay?

705. oh, fuck. This is such fuckin' bullshit, man. I don't know where I am.

706. what the fuck do you have to complain about? Don't fuckin' start with me.

707. you should get fuckin' information when you're on the phone.

708. I don't understand what you got to fuckin' complain about, man.

709. why is this gig so fuckin' horrible to you?

710. you've been on my ass to get on maxie's list. Here we are.

711. because I never fuckin' met this fuckin' ruiz guy.

712. I got no idea what the fuck I'm dropping off, who I'm fuckin' pickin' up,

713. or what the fuck I'm supposed to meet.

714. and fuckin' maxie's still pissed at me because I sold his carpet-cleaning van.

715. sold? I thought you said theystoleit.

716. I sold it. What the fuck difference does the fuckin' thing make?

717. oh, motherfucker! Don't make it like you feel bad for that fuckin' guy.

718. give me a fuckin—' I vouched for you!

719. look, relax, okay. Relax.

720. you don't get it. That's what fuckin' bothers me.

721. you fuckin' have the wrong idea to feel bad for that guy,

722. because you know that max fucks all the girls that work for him as strippers.

723. if there's one guy not to feel bad for, it's him.

724. what does that mean? Listen to me before you do anything.

725. I'm just saying that I fuckin' heard that he fucks girls.

726. that he fucks his—

727. I heard he fucked them. I'll protect myself.

728. come on. Come on. Fuck you, motherfuck—

729. get the fuck off me!

730. yo, bobby!

731. you know this guy here? Yeah, his name's horrace.

732. ricky slade.

733. ready to meet ruiz?

734. fuckin' embarrassing. I gotta ride down the street.

735. the whole neighborhood. The guy doesn't have a fuckin' shirt on.

736. be a man. Come on. Suck it up. Come on.

737. no, man, no. It's too risky. I want out.

738. listen, man. We made a lot of money on this one together, but it's over.

739. shit's goin' down. I'm sellin' my end.

740. this internet shit is entirely too volatile.

741. I'm gonna take my block of microsoft— yeah.

742. with the problems they have, and that nigga bill gates is a bad motherfucker.

743. yeah, and I'm gonna take my profits on yahoo! And all the portal stocks.

744. yeah, the bubble's gonna pop.

745. all right, then. Peace.

746. that's it? This is maxie's cavalry?

747. who the fuck swole y'all up like that?

748. no one sw— we had a thing with each other.

749. I gotta tell him. He asked me a question. Sit your asses down.

750. thank you, man. It's good to meet you.

751. if this shit don't beat all.

752. maxie done sent me two broke-ass, swole-up guineas from l.A.

753. I could've hired some local guineas for some beer money, right, leo?

754. sure. You boys want anything?

755. yeah, bring us fourfernet. Fourfernet.

756. no, thank you, actually. I'll have astrega, please. What, motherfucker?

757. you drinkin' "the witch" after dinner? No class!

758. look, there's absolutely no reason to start name-calling.

759. it's midnight, and this motherfucker's orderin' an aperitif.

760. with all respect, ruiz, it, uh—strega, that is— is adigestif.

761. uh, strega... Is an aperitif.

762. sorry, leo. I'm gonna get up outta here, man.

763. what do I owe you? It's on the arm.

764. thanks a lot. Love you, man.

765. - you need anything, you give me a call. - thanks.

766. all right. You rode?

767. - nine hundred, baby. - big boy.

768. jimmy. Ruiz.

769. come to luna, pick up maxie's guineas and bring 'em to spa.

770. yeah, right now.

771. jimmy's gonna bring the car around.

772. me and horrace, we rode the sleds.

773. y'all gonna meet us at spa, in the v.I.P. Room.

774. - don't get lost. - I don't know where the spa is.

775. 13th street, man. Jimmy knows. Just be cool, man.

776. who the fuck is he to call me a guinea?

777. what do you care what he calls you? A guinea!

778. is he your friend? Let's get this shit done with and go home. He's not my friend.

779. do you think this isn't the drop happening now?

780. I don't know. I don't know anything.

781. you'd think if it was happening now, they'd tell us that.

782. yeah, one would think. So I'm under the impression that it's not the drop.

783. probably not. I don't know. - I don't know either.

784. taking a time-out from you, jimbo.

785. that's not cool. I don't want him looking at me.

786. I don't want him to think you're blowin' me. You're so fuckin' weird.

787. excuse me, honey. I'm on the list.

788. step aside, guys. I'm on the list.

789. excuse me. I'm on the list. What's up, bro?

790. - how you doin', man? - you on the list?

791. sorry, sweetie. I'm on the list. Yeah, I'm on the list.

792. ricky slade. You see a ricky slade?

793. cardiff giant. Maybe check it out. What?

794. cardiff giant. Just check the list.

795. cardiff giant. Maybe you want to try the china club.

796. again with the fuckin' china club.

797. do I look like a fuckin' persian to you? Hey.

798. I'm half lebanese, man. Okay, look. We're with ruiz.

799. okay, is ruiz— ruiz isn't here.

800. you might check the list. We were supposed to meet ruiz here.

801. he might have put our name— ruiz is always on the list. He's not here.

802. you might check if he's here. He's not here.

803. we're supposed to meet him in the v.I.P. Area. He's not here.

804. well, I'm on the fucking list.

805. hey, what's up, man?

806. what's happening? Can you just check to see?

807. what's up, man? How are you? All right, bro.

808. hey, man, how's it goin? ' you look big, man. You been liftin? '

809. a little bit. I got a six-pack. Started out with a forty.

810. all right. You look good, man. Here, babe.

811. thanks, man. Catch you later. Cool.

812. did you see that shit?

813. did you just let screech in the fuckin' club?

814. I'm waiting in line, and you just let screech in the fucking club.

815. he's on the list, man. Show me the list.

816. I wanna see on your fucking list where it says that screech is on the fucking list.

817. - show me the fucking— - get your hands off—

818. hey, hey, hey, hey! Get the fuck off me! Shut the fuck up!

819. we'll fuckin' throw your ass outta town! Who, you and screech?

820. yeah. Yeah. Me and fuckin' screech! You and screech?

821. hey, what's happenin', bro? What's up?

822. how ya doin', man? What's goin' on?

823. you look big, man. You been liftin? ' a little, some.

824. all right. What's up, rich? It's poppin' in there?

825. oh, man. Big time. Big time. Hey.

826. - those two say they're with you. - yeah, they're with me.

827. I'm with him. All right. These two are good.

828. - sorry, man. - next we have a very, very big group by the name of—

829. all right, over in the corner. That's him.

830. y'all know the drill, right? What drill?

831. no one's told me anything.

832. maxie told you to keep your mouth shut while you're workin', right?

833. - are we workin' now? - what the fuck you think?

834. I wanna hang out with you motherfuckers?

835. and put down the goddamn champagne!

836. the lady just brought the champagne for the whole table!

837. for all she knows, you're john motherfuckin' gotti.

838. put down the champagne and act like you been here before.

839. you better get this straight before I get back.

840. is he makin' the drop?

841. nah, he's making contact. That's the welshman.

842. what's his name?

843. ruiz don't like to use names on cell phones,

844. so he calls him the "red dragon," but that's just between us, on a low.

845. - when is the drop? - to be honest with you, I don't know shit either.

846. all I know is it ain't drugs and it ain't now.

847. how do you know it's not drugs?

848. because maxie know I ain't doin' no more cocaine time.

849. it ain't now because ruiz didn't tell me it was now. Now shut the fuck up.

850. all right, all right, man.

851. are you strapped? What, motherfucker?

852. what's up with this 21 jump streetshit, man?

853. yo, this is my boys right here. Oh.

854. how ya doin'? Bobby. A rogues' gallery, huh?

855. bobby. This is horrace. This is rick. Hey.

856. you must be the red dragon, huh?

857. uh, the name's tom. Yeah.

858. so where's the red dragon's lair?

859. uh— where do you call home?

860. where do you lay your head down? Home? Home? Glasgow.

861. yeah, and where exactly might that be?

862. uh, that's, uh, scotland. Scotland?

863. how come the word on the street is that you're welsh, my man?

864. there's a buzz goin' around about you bein' welsh.

865. enough of the introductions. I want you to meet somebody.

866. you like big titties, right? Yeah! Love big titties. Yeah.

867. what the fuck was you told? Don't talk, right?

868. unless spoken to, ruiz. Isn't that right, horrace?

869. you know that to be true as well. Don't bring me into this shit.

870. look, he spoke to me.

871. what do you expect me to do in a situation like that? Dis him?

872. "dis"? "dis?"

873. let me tell you something, motherfucker.

874. you're in no position to "dis" or "give props..."

875. or whatever your mtv real world sense of fuckin' decorum tells you to do!

876. you're nothing! You're a fuckin' amateur!

877. you wasn't sent here to make fuckin' friends!

878. askin' the motherfucker where he's from.

879. and who the fuck told you red dragon?

880. you fat motherfucker!

881. we get it. We're sorry. Fuck that "sorry" shit!

882. y'all fuckin' up my money now.

883. now that limey motherfucker's all uptight,

884. shaky and shit, tryin' to change shit around on me.

885. that's a fuckin' problem, fellas.

886. tell y'all right now, maxie gonna shit a nokia when he finds out about this shit.

887. fuck, I better call his ass before he finds out about this shit.

888. you're fuckin' up my money now.

889. I don't like my money fucked up. I'll catch you later.

890. shut the fuck up, you fat fuck!

891. well, that's one way to handle people.

892. I'm not sayin' shit to neither one of you. W-what—

893. shut the fuck— what the fuck did I say that was so fuckin' bad?

894. the red fuckin' dragon? Why is that bad?

895. what did I say that was so fucking— the red dragon!

896. how bad is the situation?

897. how bad is the situation? It's bad, man!

898. ruiz already said you were fuckin' max's token goons and not to be trusted.

899. he wanted to do this shit himself! I was gonna ride shotgun,

900. keep the fuckin' english dude above board.

901. now this fuckin' bull? Oh, my—

902. when's the drop going down?

903. it was supposed to be tomorrow, but who the fuck knows now!

904. ask the red dragon when the drop is!

905. if it's gonna make everyone happier,

906. I'll tell him I heard the red dragon thing from somebody else, okay?

907. I'll tell him I heard the red dragon from someone else!

908. all right. You know what? I—

909. we don't wanna talk. We wanna scream at people.

910. but we don't wanna listen or problem-solve.

911. that's what's frustrating about the fuckin' dynamic of the group.

912. are you happy?

913. am I fucking happy about what?

914. why do you have to make everything so fuckin' difficult?

915. don't come at me too. I'm gonna come at you.

916. you're like a fucking bull in a china shop, man.

917. fuck this shit. I don't need this shit. Where you going?

918. work is over. I'm gonna go in, have a good time, have drink.

919. I'm not gonna sit here and be negative.

920. not in there. They know you're with ruiz.

921. damn straight. That's why I'm going back in.

922. fuck you. Go. I'm taking the car, though. Fuck you. Fine.

923. take the fuckin' car. I don't give a shit, you fuckin' sissy.

924. where to?

925. - wait here.

926. seriously. I'm having a lot of fun. Are you having a good time?

927. you were really dancing. That was some great stuff. Hey.

928. hey! Look who's back. Grab a bottle, will you?

929. get the fruity shit. It's good. I don't want this on ruiz's tab.

930. close ruiz's tab. You're damn right. Close the tab.

931. but two more bottles of dom champ, okay?

932. here's 50 bucks. Take this in case I get drunk and I call you a bitch later.

933. I'm only kidding, but take it anyway.

934. I'm gonna do it all night long, know what I mean, girls?

935. no, you don't know him. I don't know him. Loud on the phone.

936. not fun at the club.

937. his shoulder's been killin' him all week. Could you give him a little on his shoulder?

938. all week. He's been naggin' and naggin.'

939. ohh, god.

940. someplace— is there like a nice place?

941. let's go to soho. Soho's the best. It's so l.A.

942. you all right? Yes!

943. I'm fine. I'm fine.

944. all right? It's all right.

945. should I fuck him?

946. if you want to. He's cute.

947. he's funny. He's tall.

948. he smell at all? Smells like alcohol. He's all right.

949. oh, he's watching. You wanna fuck him, fuck him.

950. - you don't smell. You're nice. - yeah.

951. ohh.

952. wow. Still a lot happening out here, I see.

953. I see someone's getting real comfortable in their kimono.

954. - very comfortable. Yes. - that's right.

955. do you like surprises?

956. I like surprises. Because I got a surprise all ready.

957. - for me? - I got a little surprise for you. Sure.

958. oh. Let's check it out.

959. all right. This is a surprise built for one, though.

960. I'm sorry. That's all right, honey, I'm hanging here with, uh—

961. wait for me here. Fun boy.

962. he always said I didn't go to the gym, but I work out.

963. yeah. I hear you. I don't wanna work out all the time.

964. I don't wanna talk about him. That's what I'm trying to do.

965. are you okay? You comfortable? I'm so comfortable.

966. don't laugh at my foot if I have a corn on it. No, that's part of who you are.

967. mind if I roll a joint or something?

968. - is that all right with you? - no, I can't!

969. what the—

970. what? I'm sorry. I just— come on. We gotta go.

971. what the fuck happened? What did he do?

972. what did he do? We used to take baths together.

973. oh, the bath. Honey.

974. I can't. I just can't. What?

975. oh, hi. Sean, can you pick me up?

976. nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Have a great easter.

977. I'm sorry about this. Bye. I'm sorry. She— baths.

978. that's real fuckin' class. She was jonesing for me. Next thing, she freaks out.

979. is everything okay? I heard a noise. Is everything all right?

980. I heard a commotion. Is everything okay? Everything's fine.

981. this is a mess. They're complaining downstairs about you.

982. I'm sorry. Everything's taken care of. Our last guest is leaving.

983. I'm fine. I've had a rough night. You okay?

984. I just want to be alone. I'm fine. Thanks.

985. I'd give you some money. I don't have it. Want us to bring some—

986. I just want you to leave, please.

987. get the fuck out. I'm sorry. Just get the fuck out. Can you get out of the room?

988. get the fuck out of the room.

989. hi. It's bobby.

990. okay.

991. yeah. We're at the hotel now.

992. okay. Five minutes. We'll be downstairs. Where we—

993. okay. So the driver knows where to go?

994. okay. We'll see you in five.

995. what's up, man? Ruiz wants to meet with us right now.

996. where does he want to meet us? He didn't say. He said jimmy knows where to go.

997. that means that we're fucking getting whacked— we're not getting whacked!

998. then why the fuck wouldn't he tell you where the sit-down is?

999. who says it's a sit-down? Shit's fuckin' all going crazy!

1000. he says we're gonna go over the plan. Yeah.

1001. - yeah. Okay. We're gonna go over the plan. - what are you doing?

1002. I got a bad feeling. What are you gonna do, shank him in the shower?

1003. is it so unrealistic to believe that ruiz, who doesn't want us here,

1004. is gonna throw us to the fuckin' wolves as an apology?

1005. I don't know what I'm dropping off! You don't know what!

1006. I don't know where the drop is! We haven't had any sleep.

1007. let's keep our mouths closed and not make any mistakes.

1008. I'm gonna go upstairs. Throw on some clothes, all right?

1009. let's get downstairs in five minutes so we're not late and make things worse.

1010. would you put that thing out, please?

1011. come on. I swear I'll puke. Put it out.

1012. jimmy, where they taking us? Where they gonna whack us?

1013. if they're whacking you, they're doing it in style.

1014. Jesus christ. Where y'all been all night? You look like shit.

1015. good morning.

1016. good morning. Shit.

1017. you think this shit is funny, horrace?

1018. nah, just saying that— you think this is funny, motherfucker?

1019. all I said— all right. Easy, ruiz.

1020. don't "easy ruiz" me. You turned an easter egg hunt into a butt-fuck-a-thon.

1021. gimme four eggs benedict and a mimosa.

1022. y'all want mimosas? No, thank you, man. I don't think I could eat anything.

1023. four mimosas. You'll love 'em.

1024. all right, tom, the welsh dude, he don't but dabble a little. He's small-time.

1025. maxie had me hook up this loan through an austrian passbook account.

1026. - money laundering. - would you tell peter jennings to shut up and listen?

1027. so what do you want from us? What do you need us to do?

1028. come here. Now, here's the plan. Yeah.

1029. take the money to the welshman. He's gonna check it.

1030. he's gonna hand you his marker, and you're done. That's it.

1031. as long as you hand off the bag, you're tight.

1032. all right. When is the drop? Now, you three,

1033. y'all gonna set up dinner with him?

1034. there you gonna find out if and where.

1035. - anything else? - so who's gonna outfit us for this thing?

1036. outfit? What the fuck is he talking about?

1037. I realize you're gonna want to have me strapped in case there's a situation.

1038. strapped? The last person I want with a gun is you.

1039. please don't give this motherfucker no gun.

1040. this is as routine as it gets.

1041. I could've turned it offshore, but maxie likes to do it his way— safe.

1042. I could've dropped the bag myself. It's only 200 gs.

1043. but he sent you two.

1044. so I can either call maxie and tell him how you fucked up,

1045. send your asses home,

1046. or we can flush it down the toilet one more time, see if it goes down.

1047. look, man, all we have to do is meet the welsh guy.

1048. make him feel comfortable. Do whatever it takes.

1049. drink some tea. Whatever the fuck they do in scotland or wherever he's from.

1050. make him feel comfortable till he brings up the drop on his own.

1051. you make the drop, we're on a plane back to california, fuckin' hos off melrose.

1052. when's this meeting?

1053. 6:45 at the globe, park avenue.

1054. 6:45. 6:45.

1055. 6:45, motherfucker.

1056. we need guns. I'm telling you. We don't need guns.

1057. I'm pretty sure we need guns.

1058. they specifically said we do not need guns. That's all the more reason...

1059. why you do need a gun.

1060. you couldn't even get a gun. You wanna bet me?

1061. you couldn't even get a hand job from the bridge-and-tunnel posse.

1062. that fuckin' girl had personal issues with the bathtub.

1063. now float me 100 bucks. Why?

1064. wanna see how fast I can get a gun? What happened to your money?

1065. I have some stuff left. I got, like, 80 bucks. How much?

1066. eighty? Eighty-five. I got five in the room.

1067. - what happened to the 1,500? - you could've picked up a tab once in a while.

1068. - I picked up half the fuckin—

1069. shut the fuck up! Fuck you, motherfucker! Don't do it to me!

1070. watch it, boys. Watch it. Let's go.

1071. sorry, ma'am. Yes. Okay. Be careful.

1072. now, look at that. They're all standing up for us.

1073. okay. Look, can we calm down, please,

1074. and try to talk about it civilized and have a discussion?

1075. all I'm saying is I vouched for you, ricky, and you fucked me.

1076. this is peanuts compared to what we're gonna make down the road.

1077. I don't wanna make money down the road. This is it for me.

1078. I wanna take this money so jess doesn't have to grind her ass...

1079. into men's erections to put her kid through private school.

1080. you're my friend. You stuck up for me to be on this trip.

1081. I respect that. I'm sorry if I've caused you problems.

1082. I see things I don't think you're seeing.

1083. I'm not mad at you, okay? Okay.

1084. it just could've been easy if we handled it differently.

1085. let's get some sleep. We're gonna feel better.

1086. we can't sleep. We got three hours.

1087. that's why we should spend this time getting guns.

1088. see? You're crazy. We don't want a gun. That's gonna get us killed.

1089. you knocked the jew's tooth out. That's gonna cost max eight grand, maybe more.

1090. you probably lost him his whole line of clientele too. You've fucked up jess's dancing.

1091. I think he knows I sold the fuckin' carpet van. He's been giving me looks.

1092. he can't kill us in los angeles 'cause there's questions, right?

1093. all of a sudden he flies us to new york city to do a drop.

1094. we don't know what the drop is, but if we disappear here, there's no questions involved.

1095. there's no questions. L.A., questions.

1096. drop out here. A lot of questions.

1097. how do you come up with this shit? Bob—

1098. you're fuckin' los— you got a screw loose. I'm loose? I know.

1099. I'm always loose. Here's scenario "b" for you. See how you feel about this one.

1100. I don't know if you've noticed, but I think I'm starting to get under ruiz's skin as well.

1101. it all started with the red dragon or the welsh guy.

1102. they can play it down, but you know 200 grand's a lot of money.

1103. that's a fucking lot of money, okay? Two hundred grand is definitely a lot of money.

1104. I got ruiz, along with fuckin' fruit pie the fuckin' magician,

1105. tellin' me that I can't fuckin' call my main man max who fuckin' sent me?

1106. what about the welsh guy? He's fuckin' scared all over. They disappear and talk.

1107. you haven't noticed, but when he's not fuckin' looking at me, or you're doing whatever,

1108. I got jimmy in the mirror with his shit too.

1109. it's fuckin' comin' at me. I don't know where it is.

1110. might be comin' this way, might be comin' that way, but the shit's comin,'

1111. and I'm not gonna be late for the dance.

1112. I'm not gonna be fuckin' late for the dance on this one.

1113. you're not getting a gun.

1114. they're all together. You're telling me it's not a setup?

1115. hey. Hey. Tom.

1116. how's it going? You're, uh— how's it going, tom?

1117. bobby. Bobby. Right, right.

1118. you know ricky. Ricky. Ricky. Tricky ricky.

1119. how you doing? The thugs, right? How are you?

1120. the thugs.

1121. the thugs.

1122. wan-want some tea? Huh?

1123. tea? Yeah. Tea?

1124. tea? No. No.

1125. you want a drink? Drink?

1126. you know what I mean. A drink. I know what you mean.

1127. a drink. Be nice.

1128. - get up there! Get up, you.

1129. ho! Yeah.

1130. drink. You're very slow, you american boys.

1131. you're a bit slow with the old fuckin' bevy, aren't you, boys?

1132. yeah. Want get up the—

1133. this is the greatest fuckin' country in the world.

1134. the place is mad. I love this country. I think it's fuckin—'

1135. you know what I love? I love the fuckin' breakfast.

1136. you say, "can I have some toast, some eggs, some coffee"?

1137. "how would you like your toast? You can have black toast, green toast, white toast,

1138. fuckin' rye toast, russian toast".

1139. I just want toast. Gimme some fuckin' toast! I'm starving, you know?

1140. I love that. You know when you go for breakfast?

1141. it's like a fuckin' night out, you know? It's great.

1142. listen.

1143. for the business at hand—

1144. anybody got any drugs?

1145. yeah, uh, what you— what you want?

1146. I mean, what you want? A little charlie maybe.

1147. - who? - charlie?

1148. you know. Charlie.

1149. oh, some blow. Yeah, I can get you some blow. No. No, blow. No.

1150. charlie, you know? Like— coke, you know?

1151. oh, yeah. We call blow—

1152. what'd you call it? Henry? We call henry "blow."

1153. charlie. Yeah, charlie. Who? Whatever fuckin' name, man.

1154. they all white. Yeah. They all white.

1155. man, I like that. Oh, very black.

1156. yeah, I'll get you some coke.

1157. they say the coke here is yummy— fantastic.

1158. yeah. Oh, here we go. Special delivery for you.

1159. special delivery.

1160. special delivery. Colombian marching powder.

1161. you ever call it that? Colombian marching powder? Did you get it?

1162. that's great. I'll keep watch.

1163. let's get this done. You know how it is. These places get busy.

1164. oh, oh. Aah. God!

1165. oh. Sorry, mate. All right. That's okay.

1166. ooh.

1167. there's a laugh. It's a laugher. Ah. Great times.

1168. this is great. You guys, I really appreciate this, you know that?

1169. you are the best. You got it.

1170. youse guys are so, so— you say that?

1171. mind if I go first? Oh, no. Aah.

1172. looks like I went first. You went first.

1173. oh, jeez. Listen, it doesn't look as if there's an awful lot left.

1174. it's all you. All for me?

1175. thanks, you guys.

1176. ahh.

1177. fuck. That's good. It's good stuff. Shh.

1178. listen. Come here.

1179. what's say we make a go of this...

1180. and you drop off the cash tomorrow?

1181. that'll do it. Yeah.

1182. look. Here's what worries me.

1183. he wants to have this meeting at this bar in red hook.

1184. know where that is? No.

1185. brooklyn. He must have that shit troughed off.

1186. what do you mean "troughed off? "

1187. protected like a fortress.

1188. ruiz tied in out there? No.

1189. puerto ricans and irish immigrants fresh off the boat.

1190. hey, I'm half irish.

1191. you ain't this kinda fuckin' irish. Ever heard of the westies?

1192. yeah, I heard of them. Them some bad motherfuckers.

1193. they used to cut people's heads off,

1194. leave them on the bar, finish their drink...

1195. when they were making a play against the italians in the eighties.

1196. I'm not fuckin' with those kind of motherfuckers.

1197. sounds to me like everybody's getting a little jumpy. Yeah, whatever.

1198. he's got nothing at stake. This is just a drop.

1199. I say we go to his "troughed off" bar, drop off the bag like ruiz said...

1200. and get on a plane and go home.

1201. not a word to maxie. Maxie finds out we crossed the bridge, he gonna shit.

1202. okay.

1203. hey, bobby, we're home. Come on. Wake up, wake up.

1204. get some sleep. Let's go get some sleep.

1205. hey, guys. It's, uh, uncle bobby.

1206. I'm gonna be home really soon.

1207. bobby? Chloe?

1208. uncle bobby's gonna be home really soon. Can you come home, please?

1209. I love you. Yeah, I love you, too, baby. I gotta go.

1210. I just want you to be here.

1211. everything is going as— yeah.

1212. everything is going as planned.

1213. if anything changes, I'll call you.

1214. where's ricky?

1215. ricky's taken care of.

1216. how so? He's gonna meet us down there.

1217. where's ricky? I don't know, and I don't give a shit.

1218. let's just take care of this.

1219. a friendly group. Thank you.

1220. thank you very much.

1221. enjoy yourself. Welcome towheel of fortune. Glad to have you with us.

1222. you folks at home figure out the preview puzzle?

1223. let's take a look and see if you were right.

1224. it's european vacation week, featuring some great cars.

1225. we have trips to the riviera and germany, london and spain...

1226. hey. Hey, guys.

1227. hey. How you doing, bobby?

1228. how you doing? You all right?

1229. oh, it's all right. Sorry, guys.

1230. you know— you know the deal. You know how it is.

1231. yeah. Sure. So, uh,

1232. listen, you want a drink?

1233. nah.

1234. no, I'm gonna pass on that.

1235. no? Uh, listen, um, where's your mate?

1236. yeah. He-he won't be with us.

1237. look. Here's, uh—

1238. here's the money— not to rush you.

1239. you give us the marker, we can be on our way.

1240. I'll have to count it, otherwise...

1241. I can't verify the amount, yeah?

1242. don't worry about that. Just write down that you took a delivery.

1243. sure. Sure, man.

1244. - fuck! Hey! Hey! - fuck, man!

1245. - what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? - shut the fuck up!

1246. ah! You fuckin' bastard!

1247. all right. As far as any of you are concerned, a gang of spics took the bag.

1248. understood? Good.

1249. - grab his fuckin' wallet. - I fuckin' hired these guys to watch my back.

1250. will you shut the fuck up?

1251. maybe you should shut the fuck up.

1252. all right. Steady, guys. Take it easy.

1253. he's got six shots. He's bound to miss.

1254. what are you, an oddsmaker?

1255. you gonna work everyone through this thing here?

1256. let me tell you something, fucko.

1257. if that motherfucker right there don't take that knife away from my friend's neck,

1258. I'll use all six shots to make sure you're dead.

1259. now do you believe it?

1260. do you fuckin' believe it?

1261. now I want everyone to drop their bats and toys and—

1262. - it's a starter pistol. - what?

1263. his gun is a fuckin' starter pistol.

1264. I can see the red plug in your fuckin' barrel!

1265. listen to me. I intentionally make this gun look that way because I am smart.

1266. I don't wanna draw—

1267. that's enough! That's enough.

1268. come back here, ho. Get over in the corner, all you guys.

1269. get over in the corner! Drop your weapons.

1270. I said drop your fuckin' weapons!

1271. get over in the corner.

1272. over in the fuckin' corner!

1273. take out your wallets right now. Put 'em on the table.

1274. turn around.

1275. turn around.

1276. put your hands behind your head.

1277. now get on your fuckin' knees. Get on your knees!

1278. bobby, come here. Take that.

1279. nice work, bobby.

1280. I'll let maxie know you're good in the pocket.

1281. go home.

1282. you know, you boys did good.

1283. I never intended to test you to such an extent,

1284. but you come through.

1285. I could've used a call.

1286. ruiz said not to call.

1287. I'll take that up with ruiz.

1288. you got the money, though? The money come through.

1289. I could've used a call.

1290. as for you, ricky, your draw,

1291. that's gonna go to a new carpet-cleaning van.

1292. I walked into a room full of fuckin' westies for that.

1293. if they were westies, you'd be dead.

1294. that's not the point. We're square.

1295. as for you, bobby,

1296. your days of fighting for crumbs are over.

1297. take a week, come back, we'll talk about the next thing.

1298. I don't think there's gonna be a next thing, max.

1299. take a few days.

1300. I don't need a few days. I'm through, and jess is through dancing for you.

1301. yeah, well, I hate to, uh—

1302. I hate to break up your, uh,

1303. fantasy dream, or whatever the fuck it is,

1304. but I've been paying jessica's rent for eight months.

1305. thank you for the opportunity. We're gonna be leaving now.

1306. oh, god.

1307. mmph.

1308. a lot going on.

1309. but there always is, isn't there— a lot going on?

1310. mmm. I gotta tell you,

1311. I am sure glad that that fuckin' van is out of the way.

1312. it was hanging over my head for too long.

1313. bobby can be a little hasty sometimes.

1314. you said what to him? "wait a few days".

1315. smart. Let's let him wait a few days.

1316. I'm gonna go ahead and hold onto this for him. Keep your hands off the money.

1317. maybe he'll decide— okay. Okay. Don't touch the money!

1318. leave the money right there.

1319. my point being— get the fuck out.

1320. understood, but if he changes his mind, can he come back— get the fuck out.

1321. okay. Okay.

1322. nice to see you.

1323. asshole.

1324. I'll check on the girls.

1325. I'll be right out.

1326. chloe?

1327. - where's mommy?

1328. your— I just—

1329. why don't you get your shit?

1330. I never promised you anything, okay?

1331. how could you let her see you like this?

1332. bye, bobby.

1333. - I bought you out with max in case you wanna leave. - I don't wanna leave.

1334. you do what you gotta do,

1335. but that little girl out there is such a special person—

1336. - take her. - what?

1337. take her.

1338. hey, chloe.

1339. I just talked to your mom, and she thought that, um,

1340. it might be a good idea if for a little while...

1341. maybe you and me went on a trip someplace.

1342. okay? Is that okay?

1343. yeah. We're gonna go now.

1344. all right? Okay.

1345. - there's ricky. - hey, baby. How are you?

1346. good. Yeah? You feel good?

1347. yeah. I don't think they were expecting me.

1348. I'm sorry, man. Is she okay?

1349. yeah. I think she's hungry.

1350. wanna get something to eat? Get the seat belt on.

1351. you wanna go color some things? Frogs?

1352. uh-uh. Leopards?

1353. - are you all right, man? - me? Oh, yeah. I'm all right.

1354. you okay? You should be okay. I'm okay.

1355. I'm okay. I'm okay. You should be. Good.

1356. - don't ask me if I'm okay again. - I'm not asking you.

1357. let's just get some food. Let's get some food.

1358. - I'm not okay.

1359. here we go.

1360. did everyone get cake?

1361. yes!

1362. let's say happy birthday to chloe. Get your toys and do your things,

1363. 'cause the big people gotta talk now.

1364. everyone's reading the same stuff, but 6-7, it's different reading material.

1365. that's an age we wanna get her going. I listened to the counselor.

1366. she said she tested exceptional. Yes.

1367. she said the public schools, with the magnet schools, will take care of everything.

1368. I understand what a magnet does.

1369. I don't mean to condescend. But you do in a way.

1370. worse comes to worst, we send her to private school.

1371. don't spend $10,000 for her to learn to color.

1372. if you're on this side of the hill, she can go to regular school.

1373. it's easy when you're at work all day to say she shouldn't watch mtv,

1374. but you deal with it for eight hours.

1375. oh, there you are. Where were you five minutes ago when the kids were going crazy?

1376. now you show up. Okay. Mousy, I'm trying to do a little business here.

1377. here. Go run around the parking lot or something, will ya?

1378. yeah!

1379. look out.

1380. yeah!

1381. look out.

1382. take it away, munch.

1383. ah-ha!

1384. now we can sing the love song that I wanted to—

1385. oh, well, look at that. We're all out of time.

1386. kids, we're gonna take a short break.

1387. we'll be back in a few minutes with more songs and fun, so, uh, stay tuned.