1. Subtitled by palashshanu
Synced : AlTiMa2005Copy !req
2. Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.Copy !req
3. No, no, son.
Over here.Copy !req
4. See the lion?
Look at the lion and get the lion.Copy !req
5. Now, son, if you're gonna grow upCopy !req
6. and be like your daddy someday,
you gotta learn how to fight.Copy !req
7. Da-da.Copy !req
8. Now, Alakay, let me show
you something, OK?Copy !req
9. You see this mark?Copy !req
10. You and me are the same.Copy !req
11. When you're bigger,
you'll be Alpha Lion, just like me.Copy !req
12. Now let me see you fight. Ready?Copy !req
13. No, Alakay. No dancing!Copy !req
14. You just amuse yourself, don't you?Copy !req
15. You're a strange kid.
You're a strange one. I'm...Copy !req
16. Now, come on, let's try it again.Copy !req
17. No, Alakay.Copy !req
18. Stop that right now. Doggone it!Copy !req
19. It's so disappointing when they
don't grow up the way you want.Copy !req
20. Makunga. You're not
challenging me again, are you?Copy !req
21. Look on the bright side. After I defeat
you and become alpha lion,Copy !req
22. you'll have more time
to spend with your pathetic son.Copy !req
23. Before I kick your butt, let me ask you:Copy !req
24. Why do you want
to become the alpha lion?Copy !req
25. I'm better looking, I have better hair,
I'm deceivingly smart...Copy !req
26. and I want everyone else
to do what I say.Copy !req
27. We fight on three. One...Copy !req
28. Pay attention, Alakay.
Daddy will show you how it's done.Copy !req
29. Two, three!Copy !req
30. - Who's the alpha lion?
- You are.Copy !req
31. Don't you forget it.Copy !req
32. And that, Alakay, is how you attack...Copy !req
33. Alakay?Copy !req
34. That's it. Here, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
35. This one's a beauty.Copy !req
36. He'll be worth a few bucks.Copy !req
37. It just gets easier and easier.Copy !req
38. Daddy!Copy !req
39. Alakay! Alakay!Copy !req
40. Alakay!Copy !req
41. Da-da!Copy !req
42. No! No! No!Copy !req
43. Alakay!Copy !req
44. - Daddy!
- Daddy's got you! Hold on!Copy !req
45. Da-da!Copy !req
46. Alakay!Copy !req
47. Daddy!Copy !req
48. I've been around the world
in the pouring rainCopy !req
49. Feeling out of place
and feeling strangeCopy !req
50. Take me to a place
where they know my nameCopy !req
51. 'Cause I ain't met nobody
that looks the sameCopy !req
52. I'm a fish out of water
Lion out of the jungleCopy !req
53. He's a fish out of water
Lion out of the jungleCopy !req
54. I'm a fish out of water
Lion out of the jungleCopy !req
55. He's a fish out of water
Lion out of the jungleCopy !req
56. I need my peoples, my peoples
Take me to my peoplesCopy !req
57. Play that jungle fever
Show 'em some loveCopy !req
58. Show loveCopy !req
59. Just gotta have someone
Gotta have someoneCopy !req
60. To relate to, to relate toCopy !req
61. I'm feeling right at homeCopy !req
62. Feeling right at home
Feeling right at homeCopy !req
63. Feeling right at home
I'm feeling right at homeCopy !req
64. See I been traveling
Been traveling forever...Copy !req
65. - I don't like the looks of this guy.
- He's kind of cute.Copy !req
66. He's kind of a showoff.Copy !req
67. You think he's cute?Copy !req
68. Roar!Copy !req
69. The King of New York City...Copy !req
70. Alex the Lion!Copy !req
71. I still think he's kind of a showoff.Copy !req
72. The guy's an animal.Copy !req
73. Maybe he should take a break.
You know, we could all use a vacation.Copy !req
74. Come on, where would we go on vacation?Copy !req
75. I don't know about you,
but I want to go to Connecticut!Copy !req
76. On the loose, several animals, including
the world famous Alex the Lion,Copy !req
77. escaped from
the Central Park Zoo tonight.Copy !req
78. The escapees were cornered
in Grand Central Station.Copy !req
79. He was a very bad kitty.Copy !req
80. Animal rights activists,
who convinced zoo officialsCopy !req
81. to have the animals sent to Africa,Copy !req
82. were stunned to learn
that the freighter carrying the animalsCopy !req
83. was reported missing today.Copy !req
84. Tonight, hundreds of New Yorkers
have gathered at the zooCopy !req
85. to mourn the loss
of their beloved zoo animals.Copy !req
86. The question on everyone's mind,
where are they now?Copy !req
87. I like to move it, move itCopy !req
88. He likes to move it, move itCopy !req
89. She likes to move it, move itCopy !req
90. - We like to
- Move it!Copy !req
91. Come on! Y'all know this one!
It never gets stale!Copy !req
92. - We like to
- Move it!Copy !req
93. We'll miss you little fuzz buckets!
You've been a great crowd!Copy !req
94. Glad we could introduce
you to the toilet.Copy !req
95. If you ever come look us up in
Manhattan, feel free to call first.Copy !req
96. Seriously though, call. OK?Copy !req
97. Settle down, everybody. Be quiet!Copy !req
98. You can't leave without this!Copy !req
99. Surprise, freaks!Copy !req
100. Shake it! Shake it.Copy !req
101. Look, I'm a lady! I'm a lady, everyone!Copy !req
102. I'm a lady! Not really!
It's me, King Julien!Copy !req
103. Which of you is attracted to me?
Hands up!Copy !req
104. Hey, freaks! You will be very glad
to hear that I am coming with you.Copy !req
105. Oh, no, thank you.Copy !req
106. Yes, thank you. It's my plane!Copy !req
107. Until I return with the spoils
from the new country...Copy !req
108. Stevie will be in charge!Copy !req
109. I don't think they like that idea.Copy !req
110. What are you saying, Stevie?Copy !req
111. No.Copy !req
112. Could we? No, you didn't say that!
How is that even possible?Copy !req
113. Naughty little thing! Stevie says...Copy !req
114. Let them eat cake!Copy !req
115. King Julien, wait for me!Copy !req
116. I'm all packed! I have
a whole itinerary planned!Copy !req
117. Oh, no! It's Mort! He's so annoying!Copy !req
118. Don't let him on. Stop that thing!Copy !req
119. He's carrying scissors and hand cream!Copy !req
120. Everybody in! Quickly, get in, get in!
Get in quick!Copy !req
121. - Struts.
- Check.Copy !req
122. - Flaps.
- Check.Copy !req
123. - Engine. Coffee maker.
- Check.Copy !req
124. You guys!Copy !req
125. Oopsie-daisy!Copy !req
126. That has to be the second biggest
slingshot I've ever seen.Copy !req
127. But it'll have to do. Attention.Copy !req
128. This is your captain speaking.Copy !req
129. In the event of an emergency,
place the vest over your headCopy !req
130. then kiss your... good-bye.Copy !req
131. New York City, here we come!Copy !req
132. Pray to your personal God
this hunk of junk flies.Copy !req
133. Personal God, hunk? What?Copy !req
134. We are go, sir.Copy !req
135. Open the door! I'm outside!Copy !req
136. If cabin pressure is lost,Copy !req
137. place the mask over your face
to hide your terrified expression.Copy !req
138. Miss, aren't these supposed
to be attached to my seat?Copy !req
139. - No, sir.
- OK, boys, launch!Copy !req
140. Launch!Copy !req
141. - Launch!
- Launch!Copy !req
142. Gremlin!Copy !req
143. Hey, Mort.Copy !req
144. Hi!Copy !req
145. That was weird.Copy !req
146. - Somebody's dreaming.
- I think I saw Mort on the plane wing.Copy !req
147. You got Madagascar on the brain.Copy !req
148. I know I'm gonna miss it.Copy !req
149. It was incredible. I think it'll seem
more fun the further we are from it.Copy !req
150. Like when you bit me on the butt?Copy !req
151. I'm gonna take that thing you're
holding onto and use it onstage.Copy !req
152. It's all part of my little actor's salad
bar of emotional tidbits.Copy !req
153. Are the butts next to the croutons?Copy !req
154. You don't need to be sarcastic.Copy !req
155. When we get back, I might sign up
for the breeding program.Copy !req
156. Breeding program?Copy !req
157. We reach a point when we
want to meet somebody.Copy !req
158. Settle down, have a relationship.Copy !req
159. I can see that.Copy !req
160. What? Like dating?Copy !req
161. Yeah, dating.Copy !req
162. Other... other guys?Copy !req
163. What do you mean, other guys?Copy !req
164. Darn it!Copy !req
165. What is holding up
that beverage service?Copy !req
166. I'm gonna go check.Copy !req
167. You all keep talking.
I'm gonna catch a few winks.Copy !req
168. It's so funny!Copy !req
169. I like laughing!
It's such a nice experience!Copy !req
170. To laugh!Copy !req
171. Do you mind going back?
This is first class.Copy !req
172. It's nothing personal. We're just better
than you. Maurice, I'm open! Hit me!Copy !req
173. - He shoots, he scores!
- Is that Vivaldi?Copy !req
174. - In-flight slave.
- Can I help you, Mr. Mankiewicz?Copy !req
175. Bring my nuts on a silver platter.Copy !req
176. We were checking on our drink order.Copy !req
177. Sorry. Been a little backed up.Copy !req
178. - I guess I'll go back...
- Where's your body?Copy !req
179. You're freaking me out!
Can you please go over there, please?Copy !req
180. What happened to
the separation of the classes?Copy !req
181. I'm sure this democracy thing
is just a fad.Copy !req
182. We'll go out for pineapple,
my bobbly-headed boobily-boo.Copy !req
183. Skipper, look.Copy !req
184. Analysis.Copy !req
185. Looks like a small bulb used to indicate
something unusual, like a malfunction.Copy !req
186. I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Copy !req
187. That too, sir.Copy !req
188. Right! Rico?Copy !req
189. Manual!Copy !req
190. Problemo solved.Copy !req
191. - We may be out of fuel.
- Why do you think so?Copy !req
192. We've lost engine one...Copy !req
193. and engine two is no longer on fire.Copy !req
194. Buckle up, boys.Copy !req
195. Don't look, doll. This might get hairy.Copy !req
196. Attention! This is your captain.Copy !req
197. I have good and bad news. The good
news is, we're landing immediately.Copy !req
198. The bad news is, we're crash-landing.Copy !req
199. When it comes to air travel,
we know you have no choice.Copy !req
200. But thanks for choosing Air Penguin.Copy !req
201. Raise your arms, Maurice!
It's more fun when you raise your arms!Copy !req
202. I can fly!Copy !req
203. This could be it, Marty! I want you to
know you are a one-in-a-million friend!Copy !req
204. Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!Copy !req
205. - And you won't mind when I tell you...
- Tell me anything!Copy !req
206. I broke your iPod!Copy !req
207. The buttons were so small!
It made me mad!Copy !req
208. - The horror!
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
209. - I'll kill you, butt-biter!
- It was an accident!Copy !req
210. - An accident!
- Butt-biter!Copy !req
211. I love you, Gloria! I always have!Copy !req
212. Like you love the beach.
Or a good book. Or the beach.Copy !req
213. Goodness, doll,
you're shaking like a leaf.Copy !req
214. Rico, you've had your fun.Copy !req
215. Pull up.Copy !req
216. Gear down.Copy !req
217. Gently. You just want
to kiss the ground.Copy !req
218. Just a peck, a smooch,
like you'd kiss your sister.Copy !req
219. I said, kiss it!Copy !req
220. Now just a little brake. Just a touch.Copy !req
221. I believe that's checkmate.Copy !req
222. Commence emergency landing procedure.
Flaps up! Deploy!Copy !req
223. Oh, we're here.Copy !req
224. What in the world?Copy !req
225. What happened to the plane?
What did y'all do to the plane?Copy !req
226. I'm OK. I'm alive.Copy !req
227. I can't even sleep for a minute.
This is not JFK.Copy !req
228. Kowalski, casualty report.Copy !req
229. Two passengers unaccounted for.Copy !req
230. That's a number I can live with.
Good landing, boys.Copy !req
231. Who says a penguin can't fly?Copy !req
232. Hey, happy slappers! Is there some
reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!Copy !req
233. - We'll fix it.
- How are you gonna fix this?Copy !req
234. Grit, spit and a whole lot of duct tape.Copy !req
235. We should be up and running
in, say, six to nine months.Copy !req
236. - Sixty-nine months?
- No, six to nine months.Copy !req
237. Kowalski, I say we use
this setback to our advantage.Copy !req
238. - Where'd you get that number?
- I want you to reconfigure the design.Copy !req
239. How do you estimate that?Copy !req
240. Pretty boy! Why don't
you and your friends dig a latrine.Copy !req
241. Hold on. Who made you king
of the plane wreck?Copy !req
242. Excuse me? Fine. You can be in charge.
You fix the plane.Copy !req
243. Who gives you the authority
to put me in charge?Copy !req
244. OK, then I'll remain in charge.Copy !req
245. Yeah, you will remain in charge.Copy !req
246. You and your hippie friends
stay out of our hair.Copy !req
247. Correcto-mundo. Because I decided to.Copy !req
248. - Good for you.
- Well, this discussion isn't over.Copy !req
249. Higher mammals! Stay with us.Copy !req
250. We could use your front cortexes
and opposable thumbs.Copy !req
251. Phil! I should wash
your hands out with soap.Copy !req
252. How in the hell-o
will they fix this plane?Copy !req
253. You know, grit and spit and spit.Copy !req
254. A lot of spit and grit and
stick-to-it-iveness.Copy !req
255. That don't sound too promising.Copy !req
256. You're right. We're stuck here.Copy !req
257. As long as we're together, we'll be OK.Copy !req
258. Yeah, but love ain't gonna get us home.Copy !req
259. Behold! The lion!Copy !req
260. - People!
- There is much to see. Moving on.Copy !req
261. Wait, wait, wait! People!Copy !req
262. - They'll help us!
- Wait up!Copy !req
263. - People! Stop!
- Help us!Copy !req
264. If you stop, I'll autograph those!Copy !req
265. I know you!Copy !req
266. You.Copy !req
267. It's the bad kitty.Copy !req
268. How do you like some of that?Copy !req
269. Come in, Tokyo!Copy !req
270. Right in the batteries.Copy !req
271. You think an old lady
can't take care of herself?Copy !req
272. Next time, I won't go so easy on you!Copy !req
273. Thank you, dear.Copy !req
274. Moving on!Copy !req
275. Are you out of your mind?
We need help and you harass old ladies?Copy !req
276. Out of my mind?Copy !req
277. Who's out of my mind now?Copy !req
278. - See if you can get an operator.
- No problem.Copy !req
279. Out of my mind. We're going home.Copy !req
280. Message E-4.Copy !req
281. The service user has roamed
outside the coverage area.Copy !req
282. Please try again later.Copy !req
283. Am I trippin'?Copy !req
284. All those zebras... like me.Copy !req
285. - Where are we?
- San Diego.Copy !req
286. This time I'm 40 percent sure.Copy !req
287. - I know this place.
- I think it's Africa.Copy !req
288. Africa?Copy !req
289. It's got to be.Copy !req
290. Our ancestral crib.Copy !req
291. It's in our blood. I can feel it!Copy !req
292. No, it's more than that. It's like...Copy !req
293. déjà vu, like I've been here before.Copy !req
294. It's like Roots!Copy !req
295. No, it's like...Copy !req
296. déjà vu, like I've been here before.Copy !req
297. How!Copy !req
298. How!Copy !req
299. Me Alex!Copy !req
300. Me and me friends fly,Copy !req
301. fly in great metal bird.Copy !req
302. Then plummet!Copy !req
303. Smash ground!Copy !req
304. Go boom!Copy !req
305. Then here we emerge.Copy !req
306. We offer only happinessCopy !req
307. and good greetings.Copy !req
308. Is he dancing about a plane crash?Copy !req
309. Yeah. We just... yeah.Copy !req
310. I thought... Sorry.Copy !req
311. You came from off the reserve?Copy !req
312. Way off. From the Central Park Zoo,
actually.Copy !req
313. Don't strain yourself.Copy !req
314. What's going on here?Copy !req
315. They say they're from off the reserve.Copy !req
316. That's impossible. Only people
come from off the reserve.Copy !req
317. You look familiar. Do I know you?Copy !req
318. How could you survive the hunters?Copy !req
319. We didn't see any hunters.Copy !req
320. - What are you looking at?
- Me? Nothing.Copy !req
321. This watering hole doesn't need
any more mouths to feed.Copy !req
322. So skedaddle back
to where you came from.Copy !req
323. Is there a manager we could talk to?Copy !req
324. I see. You're here to challenge me!Copy !req
325. What? No! No.Copy !req
326. That's what it looks like to me!Copy !req
327. Zuba! Wait.Copy !req
328. I'm trying to take care of business...Copy !req
329. Yeah, yeah, Zuba. Hold on.Copy !req
330. Alakay?Copy !req
331. Is that you?Copy !req
332. No, it's Alex. Lx. Like New York Knicks.Copy !req
333. Zuba, look!Copy !req
334. I've always had that.
The vet checked it out.Copy !req
335. It's kind of a beauty spot, really.Copy !req
336. A mark.Copy !req
337. All right, this is a little weird.Copy !req
338. Honey, he's come home.Copy !req
339. What?Copy !req
340. You've come home.Copy !req
341. Son.Copy !req
342. Dad.Copy !req
343. Mom and Dad? Mom and Dad!Copy !req
344. Mom and Dad! It's my mom and dad!Copy !req
345. I got a mom and dad!Copy !req
346. My baby's alive!Copy !req
347. Dad!Copy !req
348. My son!Copy !req
349. My son is home!Copy !req
350. Alakay! Alakay has come home!Copy !req
351. Alakay! Yeah! The prodigal son returns.
This is perfect!Copy !req
352. I thought you hated Zuba.Copy !req
353. No, I do. I do. I do.
I hate him. Oh, I do.Copy !req
354. And I'm going to use Alakay, yes.Copy !req
355. I'm going to use him
to get rid of Zuba once and for all!Copy !req
356. Giddy-up, feathered horse!Copy !req
357. Make way!
Move out of the way! Stand aside!Copy !req
358. New York!Copy !req
359. It's a bit of a dump.
Are you sure we're not in New Jersey?Copy !req
360. Hello, New Yorkers!
Your new king is here!Copy !req
361. This calls for a celebration!Copy !req
362. Maurice, I think they like me.Copy !req
363. You've got to love
a non-hostile takeover!Copy !req
364. Chukka-chukka what?Copy !req
365. Excuse me. I'm Marty.
I'm kind of new around here.Copy !req
366. Hey, Marty!Copy !req
367. You're a good-looking group!
You like to run?Copy !req
368. Yeah. Running is crack-a-lackin'.Copy !req
369. That's right! Crack-a-lackin'.Copy !req
370. You guys speak
my crack-a-lackin' language.Copy !req
371. What? You don't have doctors here?Copy !req
372. Not anymore.Copy !req
373. Well, what if you catch a cold?Copy !req
374. We go over to the dying holes
and we die.Copy !req
375. You guys really need a doctor.Copy !req
376. - We have an opening.
- Would you be interested?Copy !req
377. Me? A doctor?Copy !req
378. It's raining men. Hallelujah!
You all got it going on.Copy !req
379. Why don't you have a man? You got worms?Copy !req
380. Oh, I got rid of those. Listen, girls.Copy !req
381. Manhattan is short on two things,
parking and hippos.Copy !req
382. Hey, everybody!
I just found out that my sonCopy !req
383. is a doggone king!
The King of New York!Copy !req
384. Show me some of your moves, son.
Don't be bashful.Copy !req
385. All right. This one
always knocks 'em dead.Copy !req
386. Roar!Copy !req
387. Look out. The King is mad.
The King is mad!Copy !req
388. Let's welcome him back
into the pride with open arms!Copy !req
389. Welcome to the herd, Marty!Copy !req
390. Me? I've always wanted
to be part of a herd!Copy !req
391. - It's one for all...
- And all for all, y'all!Copy !req
392. How do I look?Copy !req
393. Technically, a traditional witch doctor
has a bone through his nose.Copy !req
394. Don't worry... it's just a clip-on.Copy !req
395. Voilà! He's a witch doctor!Copy !req
396. My mother will be so happy.Copy !req
397. Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you.Copy !req
398. Here he comes.Copy !req
399. I like 'em bigCopy !req
400. I like 'em chunkyCopy !req
401. I like 'em big
I like 'em plumpyCopy !req
402. I like 'em round
With somethin' somethin'Copy !req
403. They like my sound
They think I'm funkyCopy !req
404. Goodness, girl... you huge.Copy !req
405. Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?Copy !req
406. You as quick as you are hefty.Copy !req
407. So you're Moto Moto?Copy !req
408. The name's so nice, you say it twice.Copy !req
409. I kind of like it, fatso.Copy !req
410. I'll see you around, girl. It won't
be hard, because you so... plumpy.Copy !req
411. Oops!Copy !req
412. I hate to be a party pooper, Zuba,Copy !req
413. but some of the lions were wondering
when you plan to banish your son.Copy !req
414. - What are you talking about?
- It's nothing, really.Copy !req
415. They're griping that Alakay
never went throughCopy !req
416. the rite of passage,
blah, blah, blah,Copy !req
417. so technically speaking, he can't be
a member of the pride. It's nonsense.Copy !req
418. I forgot about the rite of passage.Copy !req
419. What is it? What's this rite of passage?Copy !req
420. A traditional coming-of-age ceremony.Copy !req
421. Young lions earn their manes
by demonstrating their skills.Copy !req
422. - A show-of-skill talent show deal?
- Yeah. Strutting their stuff.Copy !req
423. A performance!
I think that's up my alley.Copy !req
424. If it's tradition, I want to do it.
Strut my stuff. Earn my mane.Copy !req
425. I want to be Alaki.Copy !req
426. - Alakay.
- Alakay! Even better.Copy !req
427. We will hold the rite
of passage in the morning!Copy !req
428. That's wonderful! Good luck, Alakay.Copy !req
429. Where I'm from, we say, "Break a leg."Copy !req
430. That's my boy!Copy !req
431. I'm a private dancerCopy !req
432. A dancer for moneyCopy !req
433. Any old music will doCopy !req
434. Beautiful, isn't it?Copy !req
435. It's amazing.Copy !req
436. Guys...Copy !req
437. this is where we belong.Copy !req
438. Operation Tourist Trap is a go.Copy !req
439. Oh, I like that one.Copy !req
440. It works on many levels.Copy !req
441. You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.Copy !req
442. - That, too.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
443. Stations.Copy !req
444. Stage one. Go!Copy !req
445. Oh, no! What have I done?Copy !req
446. Come on, take the bait.Copy !req
447. - What happened?
- Oh, look at the poor little guy.Copy !req
448. Is it dead?Copy !req
449. Stage two! Go, go, go!Copy !req
450. I will give him the kiss of life.Copy !req
451. Rico!Copy !req
452. Rico!Copy !req
453. Reverse!Copy !req
454. Gas!Copy !req
455. Music!Copy !req
456. No! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
457. Stop!Copy !req
458. Come back!Copy !req
459. What is all this rock'n'roll racket?Copy !req
460. Is she dead?Copy !req
461. No!Copy !req
462. You hoodlums!Copy !req
463. Good heavens! Are you OK?Copy !req
464. Lady, I found your pocketbook.Copy !req
465. My handbag. Such a good boy.Copy !req
466. Nana can't survive without it.Copy !req
467. You are one tough cookie.Copy !req
468. Brownies Troop 416, Yonkers.Copy !req
469. OK, nobody panic! The best thing
we can do is stay together.Copy !req
470. We'll wait for another tour jeep.
It may take hours, but...Copy !req
471. Where are you going?Copy !req
472. I'm not staying here to be attacked
by more animals! I'm too old to die.Copy !req
473. I'm going with her. Old lady, wait up!Copy !req
474. Please! We need to stay...Copy !req
475. together.Copy !req
476. Fine! We'll go that way!Copy !req
477. Does anyone want a hard candy?Copy !req
478. - Easy now.
- Watch your step.Copy !req
479. And right here... OK, are you ready?Copy !req
480. This is where you always slept.Copy !req
481. Oh, man!Copy !req
482. - Was this mine?
- Look at you. Look at him.Copy !req
483. Oh, this thing. Look, look!Copy !req
484. - I remember this!
- He remembers.Copy !req
485. A little harder than...Copy !req
486. You never slept on the right end.
You always slept on the bottom end.Copy !req
487. Is that?Copy !req
488. Is that my?Copy !req
489. Is that me?Copy !req
490. You had the cutest little paws.Copy !req
491. Little, little bitty ol' paws.Copy !req
492. You did that the day we lost you.Copy !req
493. Wow. I was so young.Copy !req
494. What happened to me?Copy !req
495. It was all my fault.
I turned my back and...Copy !req
496. It was not your fault.Copy !req
497. Your father did everything he could.
He tracked those hunters for weeks.Copy !req
498. Far off the reserve.Copy !req
499. Finally, I had to assume the hunters...Copy !req
500. well...Copy !req
501. We thought they'd killed you.Copy !req
502. But my son fought them off!
Don't mess with the King of New York!Copy !req
503. - That's right!
- Keep your chin in.Copy !req
504. You boys be careful!
Watch out before you break something.Copy !req
505. You used to call this "foofie."Copy !req
506. "Foofie"?Copy !req
507. Foofie.Copy !req
508. He doesn't want that.Copy !req
509. This is my foofie!Copy !req
510. Zuba, you better give him his foofie.Copy !req
511. I mean, no, thank you,
thank you. It's perfect.Copy !req
512. Son, you get your rest.
You have a big day tomorrow.Copy !req
513. You'll need all your strength.Copy !req
514. I will bring the house down for you.Copy !req
515. I hope so. Otherwise,
your father will have to banish you.Copy !req
516. Jeez, Mom, really?Copy !req
517. I know you'll do us proud. You know why?Copy !req
518. You were born with it.Copy !req
519. Good night, Alakay.Copy !req
520. My boy. My own boy.Copy !req
521. My son's a king.Copy !req
522. My son's a king.Copy !req
523. Good night, Mom.Copy !req
524. Good night, Alakay.Copy !req
525. Foofie.Copy !req
526. Look at foofie! My foofie!Copy !req
527. Foofie, foofie, foofie. My foofie!Copy !req
528. No sign of civilization.
Everybody appears very tired.Copy !req
529. I think we're lost.Copy !req
530. Nana, do you know where you're going?Copy !req
531. No, but I'm going with a skip
in my step and a smile on my face.Copy !req
532. Sure, right, OK. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
533. - It's people.
- How did you get here?Copy !req
534. - Can you help us? We're lost.
- We're lost too.Copy !req
535. It was awful. A flash of black and white
and they were gone. They took the jeep!Copy !req
536. - That happened to our jeep too!
- What do we do?Copy !req
537. How will we all survive?Copy !req
538. No food, no water, no shelter.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
539. You can let nature
get the best of you,Copy !req
540. or you can get the best of nature.Copy !req
541. Gather 'round, children.
We're New Yorkers, right?Copy !req
542. Yeah.Copy !req
543. We survive the concrete jungle!Copy !req
544. When we need food, we hunt
for a decent hot dog stand.Copy !req
545. - Am I right?
- She's right.Copy !req
546. When we need shelter,
we build skyscrapers.Copy !req
547. - Exactly!
- When we need water, we build a dam.Copy !req
548. We're New Yorkers, for crying out loud!Copy !req
549. If we can make it there,Copy !req
550. we can make it anywhere!Copy !req
551. I'm coming, King Julien!Copy !req
552. Bad fishy! Bad fishy!Copy !req
553. No, shark, no! Sit!Copy !req
554. Why am I laughing?Copy !req
555. We have all the parts we need,
but we're slightly behind schedule.Copy !req
556. - How slightly?
- Six to nine years.Copy !req
557. - Sixty-nine years?
- No, six to nine years.Copy !req
558. Private! What happened to our thumbs?Copy !req
559. Haven't seen them since yesterday.Copy !req
560. Darn you, Darwin!Copy !req
561. Nobody goes AWOL on my watch.
Private! You're coming with me.Copy !req
562. Rico! You're coming with me!Copy !req
563. - We'll bring them in for court martial.
- That won't be necessary!Copy !req
564. We've recruited
a few extra thumbs for you, Skipper.Copy !req
565. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.Copy !req
566. Oh, I doubt that.Copy !req
567. Enough lollygagging. Let's get to work.Copy !req
568. There'll be three groups. Group Alpha
will do sheet metal fabrication.Copy !req
569. Group Bronson handles assembly.
Group George Peppard, craft services.Copy !req
570. Any questions?Copy !req
571. Good! Let's get to work.Copy !req
572. I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.Copy !req
573. All right, but you're so darn ugly.Copy !req
574. Remember, little cub scouts, a great
dance performance comes from the heart.Copy !req
575. Straight from the heart,
you'll never go wrong.Copy !req
576. Sure, mister.Copy !req
577. Hey, Alakay, I just happened to walk by,
I thought I'd wish you luck.Copy !req
578. - You're not nervous, are you?
- Nah, it's my thing.Copy !req
579. In my opinion, the key to this
is choosing the right competitor.Copy !req
580. You mean, this is like
a dance battle sort of thing?Copy !req
581. - Like a dance-off?
- Sure.Copy !req
582. Great. I love that. Freestyle.Copy !req
583. Who'd be a good match for me?
Just to keep things interesting.Copy !req
584. Well, I wish I could help,Copy !req
585. but that's strictly against our ancient
tradition and all we hold sacred.Copy !req
586. But if it was me out there...
I'd choose Teetsi.Copy !req
587. Teetsi. OK. Sounds interesting.Copy !req
588. Makunga, right? Thank you.Copy !req
589. Anything for Zuba's boy.
Go get 'em, tiger.Copy !req
590. Shake it out.Copy !req
591. A five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
592. Let's go, let's do this.Copy !req
593. Let us begin
the rite of passage ceremony.Copy !req
594. - Come on, baby! Make Mama proud!
- Woman, I'm trying to take...Copy !req
595. On it, Mom!Copy !req
596. Who will be the first participant?Copy !req
597. Me! Oh! Me, me, me!
Me! Me! Me! Me, me! Please, me?Copy !req
598. How about you? The tall, handsome one.Copy !req
599. Yeah. Choose your opponent.Copy !req
600. Let me see.Copy !req
601. I guess I'll pick...Copy !req
602. Teetsi?Copy !req
603. Teetsi? Why did he pick Teetsi?Copy !req
604. That's my boy!
He's got some gumption there!Copy !req
605. Somebody, wake him up!Copy !req
606. All right, so, Teetsi, come on.
Let's do this, huh?Copy !req
607. Come on, little tsetse fly.
Let's see your stuff. Bring it.Copy !req
608. - Let's dance!
- OK.Copy !req
609. But let me warn you
that I am a protégé of...Copy !req
610. Fosse and Robbins!Copy !req
611. Not "dance" dance! Fight!Copy !req
612. Dance fight! You got it.Copy !req
613. - Is he dancing?
- What's he doing?Copy !req
614. I know that boy is not dancing.Copy !req
615. This is even better than I thought.Copy !req
616. Alakay, turn around!Copy !req
617. No, Pop, it's hop, shuffle,
ball change, hip swish, turn around.Copy !req
618. Oh, no.Copy !req
619. Alakay! Are you hurt?Copy !req
620. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
621. Did I... did I win?Copy !req
622. No, son.Copy !req
623. How could this happen?Copy !req
624. You told us you were a king.
A king does not get beat.Copy !req
625. I am a king. I'm the King of New York.Copy !req
626. It's my stage name.
Like for when I perform.Copy !req
627. Perform?Copy !req
628. Oh, no, this is horrible!
Alakay has failed the test!Copy !req
629. Who would have ever imagined
that today Zuba would have to banish...Copy !req
630. his own son?Copy !req
631. Zuba, no.Copy !req
632. Zuba, yes.Copy !req
633. Sadly, the alpha lion
must cast out all failures.Copy !req
634. Then I'm no longer the alpha lion.Copy !req
635. Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
636. Dad, no! You can't do this.Copy !req
637. Who could possibly take Zuba's place?Copy !req
638. Anyone?Copy !req
639. Someone? No one?Copy !req
640. You, sir!Copy !req
641. I guess not.Copy !req
642. Well, I... this is all very awkward,Copy !req
643. but I suppose I could carry
this tremendous burden.Copy !req
644. Teetsi! Get the hat.Copy !req
645. As your new leader,
I hereby banish Alakay!Copy !req
646. He shall wear this Hat of Shame...Copy !req
647. and leave the watering holeCopy !req
648. for a thousand years, or life!Copy !req
649. Whichever comes last.Copy !req
650. Shoo, shoo! Get out of here!Copy !req
651. You should have told us
you weren't a real king, son!Copy !req
652. You never told me
I'd have to fight anybody!Copy !req
653. What did you expect?Copy !req
654. I don't know! Maybe a little fatherly
advice like, "Hey, son, it's a fight!"Copy !req
655. - You're a lion!
- But I never fought another lion!Copy !req
656. No, I guess not. You dance!Copy !req
657. And other stuff! Your pal, Makunga,
set me up back there!Copy !req
658. - None of this would have happened...
- If you were a real lion.Copy !req
659. - Zuba!
- Yeah, I said it!Copy !req
660. A real lion.Copy !req
661. Thanks.Copy !req
662. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
663. Saw.Copy !req
664. Suture.Copy !req
665. Swab.Copy !req
666. You're in my light, Stephen.Copy !req
667. You have a brown spot on your shoulder.Copy !req
668. That's very observant, Stephen. As you
can see, I'm covered in brown spots.Copy !req
669. OK! That bone will be good
as new in a few weeks.Copy !req
670. So I don't have
to pick out a dying hole?Copy !req
671. No, you got
your whole life ahead of you.Copy !req
672. - Really?
- Go out and grab it by the horns.Copy !req
673. - Thank you, Dr. Mankiewicz!
- Break a leg! Sweet kid.Copy !req
674. This spot looks
like Witch Doctor's Disease.Copy !req
675. Witch Doctor's Disease? That's the most
ridiculous disease I've ever heard of.Copy !req
676. - Don't ask.
- Someone's been knotty.Copy !req
677. This won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
678. Joe, our last witch doctor,
had a spot just like that.Copy !req
679. - And?
- Monday, Joe. Wednesday, no Joe.Copy !req
680. Wednesday, no Joe?Copy !req
681. I can breathe! Thanks, doc!Copy !req
682. So this Witch Doctor's Disease
is a real thing?Copy !req
683. You'll find a cure.
You've got at least 48 hours!Copy !req
684. But I've never heard of it.Copy !req
685. I mean... I don't have any penicillin.Copy !req
686. I'll need a CAT scan
just to get started!Copy !req
687. Have a lion look you over.
They'd be happy to.Copy !req
688. Ta-da!Copy !req
689. - He has talent.
- Stupendous and tremendous.Copy !req
690. Hollah!Copy !req
691. Bet you've never seen that one!
Knocked 'em dead in New York!Copy !req
692. - Let's all give it a try!
- Let's do it!Copy !req
693. Well, you can try all you want to,Copy !req
694. but it takes years of practice.Copy !req
695. You'll never get a tight streamCopy !req
696. until you build up your lip muscles
to the point where you canCopy !req
697. purse your lips like this.
You got it?Copy !req
698. Ta-da!Copy !req
699. How did you? You guys got it
right out of the box!Copy !req
700. - If you can do it...
we can do it.Copy !req
701. It's in our blood!Copy !req
702. I always thought I was a bit unique.Copy !req
703. We are unique!Copy !req
704. We are like a force of nature!Copy !req
705. - A million points of light!
- And dark stripes!Copy !req
706. Exactly the same!Copy !req
707. Exactly the same.Copy !req
708. Looks impressive,
Kowalski, but will it fly?Copy !req
709. Yes. If we fold it here, here and here.Copy !req
710. Nice.Copy !req
711. Oh, man. My dad thinks
I'm a total loser.Copy !req
712. I've ruined my parents' lives.Copy !req
713. That is definitely not crack-a-lackin'.Copy !req
714. It is lackin' in the crackin',
my friend. I've gotta fix this.Copy !req
715. So...Copy !req
716. there's...
There's something I gotta tell you.Copy !req
717. Hey, guys.Copy !req
718. Is this place great or what?Copy !req
719. I'd go with "or what."Copy !req
720. Well, I'll tell you what.
You're not gonna believe it, but...Copy !req
721. I got a date with Moto Moto.Copy !req
722. Who's Moto Moto?Copy !req
723. Oh, he's so big and handsome and big!Copy !req
724. - Know what "Moto Moto" means?
- Twins?Copy !req
725. It means, "Hot Hot."Copy !req
726. "Hot Hot"?Copy !req
727. When did you start parlez-ing African?Copy !req
728. It's in my blood.Copy !req
729. Don't worry, you can flirt around
with Mr. Hot Pants after I'm gone.Copy !req
730. Melman, why am I the parade
and you're the rain?Copy !req
731. Why are you driving
your parade under my rain?Copy !req
732. Maybe I'll parade
in another part of town!Copy !req
733. Whoa, guys.Copy !req
734. Main Street's mine!Copy !req
735. Well, you can have it!Copy !req
736. And you can take your hotee-tot float
and Mr. Hotee Moto Moto...Copy !req
737. - What are you talking about?
- What are we talking about?Copy !req
738. Melman, just tell her.Copy !req
739. What? What are you...
I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
740. I guess I'll go, then.Copy !req
741. Don't bother.Copy !req
742. - Don't get up on my account.
- Melman! Gloria!Copy !req
743. - I thought you guys were friends!
- Marty's absolutely right.Copy !req
744. - Marty?
- Marty?Copy !req
745. Marty?Copy !req
746. What the heck is going on?Copy !req
747. You're not? Oh! He was... I thought
he... You're not him. He's... Oh.Copy !req
748. You thought that guy...Copy !req
749. was me?Copy !req
750. No. I mean, yes, you... Guys, come on.Copy !req
751. You thought I was him?Copy !req
752. You guys kind of do look a little...Copy !req
753. You look a lot alike.
Marty, you look a lot alike.Copy !req
754. You laugh alike. Talk alike.
He has the same speech pattern.Copy !req
755. It's a little weird, really.
I mean, come on. Marty.Copy !req
756. So you're saying there's
nothing unique about me.Copy !req
757. I'm just like any other zebra.Copy !req
758. No. Of course you're different!Copy !req
759. How?Copy !req
760. OK, I can't tell you apart.Copy !req
761. Maybe you could wear
a bell or something.Copy !req
762. - A bell?
- OK, not a bell. Bell's a bad idea.Copy !req
763. How about a T-shirt that says,
"I'm with stupid"?Copy !req
764. - I'm not stupid!
- Not you, stupid! Him, stupid!Copy !req
765. You know, while you've been doing
the prancing pony with your new posse,Copy !req
766. I've been having
the worst day of my life.Copy !req
767. It's always about you, isn't it?Copy !req
768. My problems are just
a little bit bigger than yours.Copy !req
769. I couldn't tell you apart. So what?Copy !req
770. Yeah, fine. Run away, Marty! Run away!Copy !req
771. That's what you do best!
Just like back in New York!Copy !req
772. I'm right here.
But you can't tell that, right?Copy !req
773. Your one-of-a-million friend
hopes you enjoyCopy !req
774. your bigger-than-anyone-else's
problems alone!Copy !req
775. Good, leave! I don't need you
to help me solve my problems!Copy !req
776. You're a dime a dozen!
I can't tell which one's Marty!Copy !req
777. Which one's Marty? Wait a minute.
Oh, yeah, I don't care!Copy !req
778. Nice hat, you showoff!Copy !req
779. Marty...Copy !req
780. don't go.Copy !req
781. Giddy-up, giddy-up!Copy !req
782. Giddy-up, giddy-up!Copy !req
783. Look, Maurice!Copy !req
784. The perfect spot for my summer palace!Copy !req
785. Please fill in all these holes
and relocate the riff-raff.Copy !req
786. - Who'd leave a perfectly good head?
- What a waste.Copy !req
787. Tell me about it. I'm in my prime here.Copy !req
788. I'm terminal, you know?Copy !req
789. I probably only have
another two days left to live.Copy !req
790. That's a bummer, man.Copy !req
791. If I, King Julien... that's my name...Copy !req
792. only had two days left to live,Copy !req
793. I would do all the thingsCopy !req
794. - I've ever dreamed of doing.
- Like what?Copy !req
795. I'd love to become
a professional whistler.Copy !req
796. I'm pretty amazing at it now,
but I want to get even better,Copy !req
797. make my living out of it.Copy !req
798. You know what else I would do?
I would invade a neighboring countryCopy !req
799. and impose my own ideology,
even if they didn't want it!Copy !req
800. Easy for you to say. You're a king.Copy !req
801. Yes. And you are
only just a sad little head.Copy !req
802. There must be something
you want to do before you die!Copy !req
803. - There is this one thing.
- What? Tell me.Copy !req
804. - No, I couldn't.
- What is it?Copy !req
805. I never told Gloria
how I feel about her.Copy !req
806. What is it? Please tell me!Copy !req
807. I never had the guts
to tell Gloria how I feel about her.Copy !req
808. How I've always felt about her.Copy !req
809. Fine. Don't tell me!Copy !req
810. Is it a woman?
You didn't tell me it's a woman.Copy !req
811. What are you afraid of?
You're a dead man anyway.Copy !req
812. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
813. You're right.Copy !req
814. You've got to march
right up to this woman.Copy !req
815. Look her right in the eye. Lean forward.Copy !req
816. Just a little, or almost all the way.Copy !req
817. Then you let her lean forward
a little until you're...Copy !req
818. just lips' distance
away from each other.Copy !req
819. Then you tell her how much you hate her.Copy !req
820. Actually, it's more like love her.Copy !req
821. Oh, you sly dog! Woof, woof!Copy !req
822. You're a real player. Now listen to me.Copy !req
823. You got to rise up. You hearing me?Copy !req
824. - He didn't hear you.
- I can't hear you!Copy !req
825. - You got to rise up!
- Rising up!Copy !req
826. - Get out of the hole!
- I'm rising out of the ground!Copy !req
827. - He's rising, Maurice.
- I'm rising, Maurice!Copy !req
828. - Rising!
- You go right up to this woman!Copy !req
829. Do you feel it?Copy !req
830. - Go up to her face!
- Tell the truth!Copy !req
831. - I'm going to tell her!
- Then you say, "Baby, I dig you!"Copy !req
832. Yeah! I'm going to do it!
I'm going to do it!Copy !req
833. I love that happy little head.Copy !req
834. She loveCopy !req
835. Moto MotoCopy !req
836. She loveCopy !req
837. Moto MotoCopy !req
838. She loves me
She loves my eyesCopy !req
839. She loves me
She loves my thighsCopy !req
840. She loves my roundnessCopy !req
841. She love that I'm chunky
She love that I'm plumpyCopy !req
842. She love my heftiness
She love my zestinessCopy !req
843. She love me restlessly
She love me foreverCopy !req
844. She love me...Copy !req
845. 'cause she love meCopy !req
846. Moto Moto...Copy !req
847. before things get too serious, well,Copy !req
848. I was wondering,
if I were to, for example, stay here...Copy !req
849. I'd like to ask you...Copy !req
850. Let your candied lips be
the messengers to my... ear canal.Copy !req
851. I have so many questions.Copy !req
852. I promise the answer will always be yes.Copy !req
853. Unless no is required.Copy !req
854. So what is it about me
that you find so interesting?Copy !req
855. You're the most plumpenest girl
I've ever met.Copy !req
856. OK. Other than that.Copy !req
857. Let's see.Copy !req
858. Yeah, well, you know... you chunky.Copy !req
859. Right.Copy !req
860. My gosh, girl, you huge.Copy !req
861. You said that.Copy !req
862. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
863. We don't have to talk no more.Copy !req
864. Gloria!Copy !req
865. Gloria.Copy !req
866. Melman.Copy !req
867. Melman, I want you to meet Moto Moto.Copy !req
868. Moto Moto. Yeah, nice to meet you.Copy !req
869. - I guess I...
- It's OK, Melman.Copy !req
870. Apology accepted.Copy !req
871. Oh. Yeah, right, that.
That's why I... Good.Copy !req
872. OK. Well, that's it, then.Copy !req
873. Good. We're kind of busy here, man.Copy !req
874. No. No, that's not it.Copy !req
875. Listen, Mototo, you better treat
this lady like a queen.Copy !req
876. Because you, my friend,
you found yourself the perfect woman.Copy !req
877. If I was ever so lucky
to find the perfect woman,Copy !req
878. I'd give her flowers every day.
And not just any flowers. OK?Copy !req
879. Her favorites are orchids.
White. And breakfast in bed.Copy !req
880. Six loaves of wheat toast,
butter on both sides.Copy !req
881. No crust, the way she likes it.Copy !req
882. I'd be her shoulder to cry on
and her best friend.Copy !req
883. I'd spend every day thinking
of how to make her laugh.Copy !req
884. She has the most amazing laugh.Copy !req
885. That's what I would do if I were you.Copy !req
886. But I'm not, so you do it.Copy !req
887. OK.Copy !req
888. What?Copy !req
889. That was beautiful.Copy !req
890. Anyways, where were we?Copy !req
891. I'm "huge"?Copy !req
892. Surprised to see me, Makunga?Copy !req
893. Well, I'm here to set things straight,
like a real lion!Copy !req
894. Is this real enough for you? How
about this? This is for setting me up!Copy !req
895. This is for stealing my dad's job!
This is for humiliating my family!Copy !req
896. And making me look like a fool!Copy !req
897. Had enough? Sure, fly away!Copy !req
898. Coward.Copy !req
899. The water. It's gone.Copy !req
900. It's never gone dry before.Copy !req
901. - We'll need a lot more dying holes.
- How could this happen?Copy !req
902. Out of my way! What is going on here?Copy !req
903. The watering hole is dry!
There's barely water for one of us!Copy !req
904. - Good observation, Shirley.
- I'm Bobby.Copy !req
905. Makunga, what do we do?Copy !req
906. Quiet!Copy !req
907. Listen up! I'm afraid there is only
one solution to this horrible crisis:Copy !req
908. We'll all have to fight for it.Copy !req
909. - We can't fight for it.
- That's crazy.Copy !req
910. That's not fair. You'd win!Copy !req
911. Exactly, Shirley.Copy !req
912. I'm Bob...Copy !req
913. Sorry, folks, but life isn't fair.
I'm in charge now,Copy !req
914. thanks to Alakay, the dancing lion.Copy !req
915. Please, Makunga, this is
the only water on the reserve.Copy !req
916. If you're thirsty, you'll have to look
for water off the reserve.Copy !req
917. - Off the reserve?
- It's too dangerous!Copy !req
918. Hunters would shoot us!Copy !req
919. No one leaves the reserve and survives!Copy !req
920. I left the reserve!Copy !req
921. And survived.Copy !req
922. I can do something about this.Copy !req
923. Looks like a clogged pipe, like we
get in New York. I'll travel upriver...Copy !req
924. - Upriver?
- Off the reserve?Copy !req
925. You?Copy !req
926. Yeah. I'll unclog the pipe
and bring back your water.Copy !req
927. Great! I'd help you pack, but by the
looks of that hat, I see you're all set!Copy !req
928. Fine. Go ahead, laugh. Laugh
your mane off. I'll prove you wrong.Copy !req
929. Maybe you should try
a little rain dance.Copy !req
930. Zuba would know what to do.Copy !req
931. - Where's Zuba?
- You don't care about us.Copy !req
932. Zuba should be in charge, not you.Copy !req
933. All right, fine!Copy !req
934. As an added measure,
I will consult with Zuba!Copy !req
935. Marty?Copy !req
936. Hey! Marty!Copy !req
937. Marty?Copy !req
938. Marty.Copy !req
939. Where'd you get the fruity hat?Copy !req
940. Excuse me! Excuse me!Copy !req
941. Hi. Is Marty in there?Copy !req
942. Anyone seen Marty?Copy !req
943. Which one of us is Marty?Copy !req
944. All right. Well, if you see him,Copy !req
945. tell him his friend Alex
came to say goodbye.Copy !req
946. Goodbye? Don't go. Where are you going?Copy !req
947. - Can we come?
- No. I have to do this alone.Copy !req
948. You can't leave the reserve!Copy !req
949. What are you doing?Copy !req
950. - They'll get your hat.
- Hunters are everywhere!Copy !req
951. Could you leave the hat?Copy !req
952. Marty! I know you're in there.Copy !req
953. Before I go, I got something
I want to say.Copy !req
954. You've been a great friend.Copy !req
955. You've helped me so often
to see the bright side of my problemsCopy !req
956. that I never think of you having any.Copy !req
957. I wasn't there for you
when you needed me.Copy !req
958. Just like back at the zoo.Copy !req
959. What kind of friend does that make me?
A pretty lousy friend, I guess.Copy !req
960. I just want you to know that I...Copy !req
961. You're one in a million.Copy !req
962. This is touching.Copy !req
963. It is touching.Copy !req
964. So could you turn around
so I can tell you to your face?Copy !req
965. That's right. Gotcha!Copy !req
966. I see you in there! Yeah, you.Copy !req
967. You, right there.Copy !req
968. Twelfth row, two hundred
and third from the left.Copy !req
969. That's you, Marty.Copy !req
970. I know it's you.Copy !req
971. Know what makes you special?Copy !req
972. These guys are white with black stripes.
You're black with white stripes.Copy !req
973. You're a dreamer, Marty.Copy !req
974. Always have been.
You have great taste in musicCopy !req
975. and horrible taste in friends.Copy !req
976. Well, not Melman and Gloria, but me.Copy !req
977. OK, I'm in.Copy !req
978. Marty, you can't come with me.Copy !req
979. You don't have a choice.Copy !req
980. - People are out there!
- You're crazy! Come back!Copy !req
981. The people will get you!Copy !req
982. Don't lose the hat!Copy !req
983. Bye, hat!Copy !req
984. Any water?Copy !req
985. No, just more diamonds and gold.Copy !req
986. Don't give up hope.Copy !req
987. Listen up! I will help you!Copy !req
988. There's only one way
to get your precious water.Copy !req
989. I, your beloved King JulienCopy !req
990. must simply make a small sacrifice
to my good friends, the water gods,Copy !req
991. in the volcano!Copy !req
992. What does that do?Copy !req
993. What does that do? Excellent question.Copy !req
994. My sacrifice goes in the volcano.Copy !req
995. The friendly gods eat up my sacrifice.Copy !req
996. "Thank you for the sacrifice."Copy !req
997. "Here, have another."
"No, I've had enough."Copy !req
998. "I'll be insulted
unless you have another."Copy !req
999. "I don't want another sacrifice!"Copy !req
1000. "Look at you! You're skinny!"
"No! I've had enough!"Copy !req
1001. The gods eat the sacrifice.
They are grateful.Copy !req
1002. They give me some water,
and then I give it to you.Copy !req
1003. What?Copy !req
1004. Does it work?Copy !req
1005. No! I mean, yes.Copy !req
1006. Well, Maurice?Copy !req
1007. Ah, it's fifty-fifty.Copy !req
1008. We'll do it!Copy !req
1009. Excellent!Copy !req
1010. Now all I need is someone
who would like to go into the volcanoCopy !req
1011. and get eaten by gods.Copy !req
1012. Any hands! Hands, anybody!Copy !req
1013. I need someone, perhaps
who has never found love,Copy !req
1014. who could look death straight
in the eyeball. A real, genuine hero.Copy !req
1015. - I'll do it.
- Melman?Copy !req
1016. Hurry up! Before we all
come to our senses!Copy !req
1017. Melman, what is wrong with you?Copy !req
1018. I'm dying anyway. If there's a chance
it'll get you water, it's worth it.Copy !req
1019. Are you nuts?Copy !req
1020. I want you to know, back at the zoo,Copy !req
1021. it was never the doctors
or prescriptions that kept me going.Copy !req
1022. It was always you.Copy !req
1023. Seeing you every day.Copy !req
1024. That's what kept me going.Copy !req
1025. Melman! Wait!Copy !req
1026. Melman! Melman! Melman!Copy !req
1027. You going to mope like this all day?Copy !req
1028. Don't "hmph" me.Copy !req
1029. Listen, Zuba. A miracle happened.Copy !req
1030. Our son came back to us. How come
that is not good enough for you?Copy !req
1031. What are you saying, woman?Copy !req
1032. We lost him once, Zuba.
Let's not lose him again.Copy !req
1033. Zuba!Copy !req
1034. - Zuba!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
1035. What do you want?Copy !req
1036. It's awful.Copy !req
1037. The watering hole is dried up.Copy !req
1038. Dried up? That's impossible!Copy !req
1039. There's nothing left!Copy !req
1040. You're alpha lion, Makunga.
What are you gonna do about it?Copy !req
1041. Your son, Alakay, he said he
could fix it. He's gone upriver.Copy !req
1042. - Off the reserve?
- No!Copy !req
1043. I tried to stop him.
I told him it was suicide.Copy !req
1044. He was determined
to prove himself to you.Copy !req
1045. You stay here, in case he comes back!Copy !req
1046. Hurry, Zuba!Copy !req
1047. I'm so parched.Copy !req
1048. Is this place starting to freak you out?Copy !req
1049. We'll slip in, find the problem.
Hunters will never know we were here.Copy !req
1050. Why are we doing this?Copy !req
1051. Maybe my dad will think I'm...Copy !req
1052. I want to show him I'm a real lion.Copy !req
1053. As opposed to a chocolate lion.Copy !req
1054. I know this may sound hard to believe,
but apparently, lions don't dance.Copy !req
1055. What?Copy !req
1056. As far as my dad is concerned.Copy !req
1057. As far as people are concerned,
you're a hit.Copy !req
1058. In New York. This is Africa...
much tougher crowd.Copy !req
1059. Marty, this is it!Copy !req
1060. This is the clog! Come on.Copy !req
1061. Well, there's the water.Copy !req
1062. Stay down. Look at that.Copy !req
1063. Knit one, purl two.Copy !req
1064. It's her.Copy !req
1065. - Is this right?
- Very good.Copy !req
1066. Nana, slow down.Copy !req
1067. You're a little tangled, aren't you?Copy !req
1068. No, don't pull. I'll do it.Copy !req
1069. We need dynamite. Got any?Copy !req
1070. Oh, snap! I just used
my last stick this morning!Copy !req
1071. - Savages!
- Evasive maneuvers!Copy !req
1072. - Serpentine, serpentine!
- Squiggly squid maneuver!Copy !req
1073. Zag, zig-zag, zig ziggy zag!Copy !req
1074. No, no! Squiggly squid!Copy !req
1075. Etch A Sketch!Copy !req
1076. That's too complex! Octopus, octopus!Copy !req
1077. - Run, Marty!
- I can't leave you here!Copy !req
1078. Go get help! Squiggly squid maneuver!
Go! Go! Squiggly squid!Copy !req
1079. Etch A Sketch! Etch A Sketch!Copy !req
1080. Save us
We love youCopy !req
1081. OK.Copy !req
1082. OK, OK, OK.Copy !req
1083. - Save us
- MelmanCopy !req
1084. - We love you
- MelmanCopy !req
1085. Save usCopy !req
1086. OK, here we go. OK, OK.Copy !req
1087. - Melman
- We love youCopy !req
1088. - Melman
- Save usCopy !req
1089. Here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
1090. - What's all the hoopla about?
- Joe?Copy !req
1091. Joe the Witch Doctor?
We thought you were dead!Copy !req
1092. So did I. Then I realized
I'm covered in brown spots.Copy !req
1093. So Melman's not dying!Copy !req
1094. - Melman's not dying!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1095. Melman!Copy !req
1096. Move!Copy !req
1097. Don't do this! Julien,
stop this! This is crazy!Copy !req
1098. Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe
into a volcano to make water is crazy!Copy !req
1099. Yes!Copy !req
1100. - Please, Melman! Stop!
- Gloria?Copy !req
1101. - You can't do this!
- Why not?Copy !req
1102. Because...Copy !req
1103. You can't do this, Melman.Copy !req
1104. First, that hurts.Copy !req
1105. Second, I've only got
18 hours to live, anyway.Copy !req
1106. Melman, I gotta know...Copy !req
1107. did you mean those things
you said about me?Copy !req
1108. Of course I did.Copy !req
1109. - That's crazy.
- It is?Copy !req
1110. It's crazy to think I had to go
halfway around the world...Copy !req
1111. to find out the perfect guy for meCopy !req
1112. lived right next door.Copy !req
1113. Then it's you and me, neighbor.Copy !req
1114. You and me for the next 18 hours.Copy !req
1115. I'll take whatever you got.Copy !req
1116. - Maurice, what happened?
- I believe the fat lady has sung.Copy !req
1117. - What's going on here?
- Marty!Copy !req
1118. Alex is in big trouble!
We got to get upriver fast!Copy !req
1119. - What about the plane?
- Perfect! Come on!Copy !req
1120. The plane won't be fixed
until the suits meet our demands.Copy !req
1121. Now, maternity leave.Copy !req
1122. Maternity leave? You're all males.Copy !req
1123. We need that plane for a rescue mission.Copy !req
1124. There's nothing I can do
until we bust up this union.Copy !req
1125. I'll bust up all of you
if you don't get this plane going.Copy !req
1126. Can't you see these commies have
my hands tied? No maternity leave.Copy !req
1127. Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want
these blowing around on the savanna.Copy !req
1128. All right. You get your maternity leave.Copy !req
1129. Finally.Copy !req
1130. Where we headed?
What's going on? Where are we going?Copy !req
1131. Oh, no! Please! Don't put me there! No!Copy !req
1132. This is wrong.Copy !req
1133. You see? You are survivors.Copy !req
1134. Now, how about a nice lion casserole?Copy !req
1135. You can't eat a lion.Copy !req
1136. Don't worry, it tastes like chicken.Copy !req
1137. No, no, no. Don't listen to her.Copy !req
1138. She's out of her mind, people!Copy !req
1139. I'm from New York City!Copy !req
1140. It's me, Alex the lion!
From Central Park!Copy !req
1141. Dad!Copy !req
1142. What were you thinking, son?
You got no business being out here!Copy !req
1143. Stay behind me.Copy !req
1144. They're New Yorkers.
They're just rude and frightened people.Copy !req
1145. Stay back!Copy !req
1146. You'd let your dinner get away?Copy !req
1147. - What are you doing?
- The only thing I know how to do.Copy !req
1148. What the heck?Copy !req
1149. Hey, I know those moves.Copy !req
1150. Alex?Copy !req
1151. - It's Alex the lion!
- From Central Park!Copy !req
1152. It is Alex!Copy !req
1153. Only one lion can move like that!Copy !req
1154. He's beautiful.Copy !req
1155. I can't believe it.Copy !req
1156. How does he do that?Copy !req
1157. What are you doing?Copy !req
1158. I'm dancing with my son! I think.Copy !req
1159. Don't think, Dad. Feel!Copy !req
1160. Butterfly!Copy !req
1161. I'm feeling it! I'm feeling it!Copy !req
1162. Roar!Copy !req
1163. That was beautiful. Now let's eat!Copy !req
1164. Dad, look out!Copy !req
1165. What the...Copy !req
1166. Alex! Get in!Copy !req
1167. She's got a gun! Get out while we can!Copy !req
1168. - What?
- She's got a gun!Copy !req
1169. Get out while we can! Pass it on!Copy !req
1170. He said let's have some fun
and take out the dam. Basset hound.Copy !req
1171. Skipper! Alex wants to take out the dam.Copy !req
1172. All right! But it's his funeral.Copy !req
1173. - Hard to port!
- Aye-aye, Skippy!Copy !req
1174. Bring it on! Bring it on!Copy !req
1175. Come back! That's my dinner!Copy !req
1176. Kowalski, full throttle.Copy !req
1177. Music!Copy !req
1178. - I like this song.
- It never gets old.Copy !req
1179. It does have a catchy hook.
Come about! Bring her in low!Copy !req
1180. Hold onto your skirts!
It's dam-busting time!Copy !req
1181. Hold on tight, baby! Here we go!Copy !req
1182. Tell them no! Pull up! They'll kill us!Copy !req
1183. There's got to be another way!
Pass it on!Copy !req
1184. They say no pull up. Kill us.
There's no other way. Basset hound.Copy !req
1185. Are you sure?Copy !req
1186. Men, there is no sacrifice greater
than someone else's.Copy !req
1187. No! Medic!Copy !req
1188. Ramming speed!Copy !req
1189. Bring it on!Copy !req
1190. Bad kitties.Copy !req
1191. I don't know
why the sacrifice didn't work.Copy !req
1192. The science seemed so solid.Copy !req
1193. I'd jump right in that volcano
if I wasn't so good at whistling.Copy !req
1194. It's you! I found you!Copy !req
1195. Mort?Copy !req
1196. Bad fishy!Copy !req
1197. I wonder if the gods like seafood.Copy !req
1198. Let's find out.Copy !req
1199. Look, Maurice.Copy !req
1200. - That was quick.
- I did it!Copy !req
1201. I did it! I did it!Copy !req
1202. OK, you did it!Copy !req
1203. Oh, yes!Copy !req
1204. Look!Copy !req
1205. - It's Alakay!
- It's Zuba!Copy !req
1206. You did it!Copy !req
1207. Alakay, Zuba, you did it!Copy !req
1208. Zuba! Alakay!Copy !req
1209. You're back!Copy !req
1210. I'm so glad you're safe!Copy !req
1211. Out of my way.Copy !req
1212. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1213. You know, Zuba, if I remember correctly,
you quit the pride.Copy !req
1214. And you were kicked out.Copy !req
1215. So don't think that this
changes anything.Copy !req
1216. You're right. In fact, we humbly present
you with this token of appreciation.Copy !req
1217. A man bag. Very popular where I'm from.Copy !req
1218. - Don't know what to say.
- Still be tough and carry your stuff.Copy !req
1219. Does the strap adjust? This will go
very nicely for me when I go out hiking.Copy !req
1220. But you're still banished.Copy !req
1221. We figured you'd say that.Copy !req
1222. My handbag!Copy !req
1223. You bad kitty!Copy !req
1224. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1225. You deserve this, son.Copy !req
1226. Welcome to the pride.Copy !req
1227. Thanks, Dad. But this belongs to you.Copy !req
1228. No, son. To us!Copy !req
1229. My son! The King of New York!Copy !req
1230. That's my baby!Copy !req
1231. Love transcends all differences.Copy !req
1232. We are gathered here today
to celebrate such a love.Copy !req
1233. Do you take each other,
for better or for worse?Copy !req
1234. For better, please.Copy !req
1235. What a beautiful, weird couple!Copy !req
1236. That's not going to last.Copy !req
1237. Can I kiss the bride?Copy !req
1238. No! Music!Copy !req
1239. - Struts.
- Check.Copy !req
1240. - Flaps!
- Check.Copy !req
1241. - Diamonds and gold.
- Check.Copy !req
1242. - Bye-bye!
- We'll miss you!Copy !req
1243. See you later!Copy !req
1244. We'll be back after the honeymoon
in Monte Carlo,Copy !req
1245. or whenever the gold runs out.Copy !req
1246. Come back soon!Copy !req
1247. Mom, let them take their time. New York
isn't going anywhere, right, guys?Copy !req
1248. You're right about that!Copy !req
1249. As long as I'm with her...Copy !req
1250. and you two, I don't care
where we are.Copy !req
1251. She has the most amazing laugh.Copy !req
1252. Love has no boundaries!Copy !req
1253. Looks like you're stuck
with us for a while.Copy !req
1254. Dad? What's wrong?Copy !req
1255. I just thought we
could hang out a bit and...Copy !req
1256. - You got me!
- I got you, son!Copy !req
1257. You got me with my thing.
You brought it back around on me.Copy !req
1258. I got you, son!Copy !req
1259. The old man's not too bad, eh, Marty?Copy !req
1260. - Marty? Who's Marty?
- Come on.Copy !req
1261. - I don't know no Marty.
- You can't fool me.Copy !req
1262. Ain't no Marty here.Copy !req
1263. Marty! I can look into your eyes,
and I know it's you.Copy !req
1264. See, I've been traveling
Been traveling foreverCopy !req
1265. But now that I found a home
feels like I'm in heavenCopy !req
1266. See, I've been traveling
Been traveling foreverCopy !req
1267. But now that I'm homeCopy !req
1268. Hey! Shake the hot things!
Shake the hot things!Copy !req
1269. Shake 'em! Shake 'em! Shake 'em!Copy !req