1. OK. Wind her up, boys!Copy !req
2. It's Monte Carlo or bust.Copy !req
3. - Struts.
- Check.Copy !req
4. - Flaps.
- Check.Copy !req
5. - Diamonds and gold.
- Check.Copy !req
6. We'll be back from our
gambling spree in a couple weeks.Copy !req
7. - Bye!
- Or whenever the gold runs out.Copy !req
8. - Buh-bye!
- Good-bye.Copy !req
9. All right! We'll be waiting for you!Copy !req
10. Just kidding!
We're never coming back!Copy !req
11. Sorry! What was that?Copy !req
12. - lnitiate warp drive.Copy !req
13. Did they just say
they were never coming back?Copy !req
14. Guys?Copy !req
15. - Marty?
- Oh, goody, you're here!Copy !req
16. - Why don't you just chew on this?Copy !req
17. I'm hungry.Copy !req
18. Ow!Copy !req
19. I'm just messing with you.Copy !req
20. I lost all feeling
in this thing years ago.Copy !req
21. - Melman? Why do you look like that?Copy !req
22. - Ooh, look who's talking.Copy !req
23. Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly?Copy !req
24. Now, when was the last time
you looked in the mirror?Copy !req
25. - What?
- Hmm?Copy !req
26. - No!
- Wake up! Wake up, Ally-Al!Copy !req
27. - Wake up!
- Marty!Copy !req
28. - Marty, it was horrible.
- That same nightmare again, huh?Copy !req
29. We were stuck here in Africa,
and we were all super-old and wrinkly...Copy !req
30. Well, I aged well,
but the rest of you looked terrible!Copy !req
31. Relax, Alex.
'Cause I got a surprise for you!Copy !req
32. Is it the penguins?
Have they come to take us home?Copy !req
33. Nope. But it's the next best thing.Copy !req
34. - Another day bites the dust.
- Come on, now!Copy !req
35. - Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots!Copy !req
36. Sorry, little incline there.
Back up this hill.Copy !req
37. Ow!Copy !req
38. A low-hanging branch,
then just over this bluff and voilá!Copy !req
39. Happy birthday, pal!Copy !req
40. - Whoa.Copy !req
41. Wow! New York City.Copy !req
42. Surprise!Copy !req
43. Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty!Copy !req
44. Bring me your huddled masses, baby!Copy !req
45. And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge!Copy !req
46. Actually, I'm the Triboro Bridge.Copy !req
47. Wow! You guys made this?Copy !req
48. Yeah. From memory!
From crazy, obsessive memory.Copy !req
49. Hey!
Fifth Avenue... with no traffic!Copy !req
50. There's Times Square, with its
modern-day corporate lack of character.Copy !req
51. Nine Duane Reades on the same street!Copy !req
52. And the zoo.Copy !req
53. Wow, our home.Copy !req
54. Look! There's a little me.Copy !req
55. And little all of us-es!Copy !req
56. Alex! Alex! Alex!Copy !req
57. Oh, no!Copy !req
58. You guys.
You've both made and ruined my day.Copy !req
59. Make a wish, sweetheart.Copy !req
60. Ta-da!Copy !req
61. Your wish has come true!Copy !req
62. Oh, yay!Copy !req
63. My tummy is speaking to me!Copy !req
64. Oh, gross!Copy !req
65. Uh... I wouldn't eat
that side of the cake if I were you.Copy !req
66. Alex, what was your wish?Copy !req
67. I wished we could go home.
I mean, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
68. I love this.
But it's not the real thing.Copy !req
69. That's because it's a mud model, Alex.Copy !req
70. It's not actually New York.
I hope that was clear.Copy !req
71. What are we doing?Copy !req
72. Here we are relying on the penguins
to come back for us.Copy !req
73. But... we should just go to Monte Carlo
and get them.Copy !req
74. How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe and a
hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?Copy !req
75. - I don't know. Ask the rabbi!
- Hey, I'm serious.Copy !req
76. Come on! We can do it!
We can do anything! It's us!Copy !req
77. We're us!Copy !req
78. Yeah, that's right.
We've gone halfway around the world!Copy !req
79. Compared with that, Monte Carlo's
just a hop, skip and a swim away!Copy !req
80. - Yeah.
- To home.Copy !req
81. - Home!
- Home.Copy !req
82. - Home.
- Cheeseburger.Copy !req
83. Tell you what, bet those penguins
will be glad to see us.Copy !req
84. Yeah, they're probably
bored out of their minds!Copy !req
85. You pillow fight
like a bunch of little girls!Copy !req
86. Yah!Copy !req
87. Chimichanga! These pillows
are filled with baby birds!Copy !req
88. - What?
- There it is. The casino!Copy !req
89. - What?Copy !req
90. I said, "Perfect.
That's where we'll find the penguins."Copy !req
91. - What?Copy !req
92. Shh! Come on, guys.Copy !req
93. Operation Penguin Extraction
does not include levity.Copy !req
94. We can't draw attention to ourselves.Copy !req
95. We're invisible!Copy !req
96. I'm talking really, really quiet.Copy !req
97. OK. Phase One: We break
into the casino, grab the penguins,Copy !req
98. and get them to take us back to New York
in the Monkey-Powered Super Plane!Copy !req
99. Check.Copy !req
100. Phase Two: We chew out the penguins
for abandoning us in Africa.Copy !req
101. Check.Copy !req
102. Phase Three:
We apologize to the penguinsCopy !req
103. for overly harsh chewing outing,
but we've gotten our point across.Copy !req
104. Phase Four: Back to New York City.Copy !req
105. - Yes!
- I like it!Copy !req
106. All right, we take
these ventilation ductsCopy !req
107. to the crawlspace above the casino
where we find the penguins.Copy !req
108. I just need to figure out
which duct each of us should take.Copy !req
109. ♪ Pause
Back with the bassCopy !req
110. Uh-oh.Copy !req
111. Oh, no!Copy !req
112. Take cover!Copy !req
113. - Whoo! OK!
- Hi, honey.Copy !req
114. - Whoa!
- OK, OK. I got you. I got you, honey.Copy !req
115. Now, they're not gonna let
animals on to the casino floor,Copy !req
116. so expect some kind of disguise.Copy !req
117. Whoa! Look at that!
That is one ugly, mug-ugly lady!Copy !req
118. That is roach-killing ugly!Copy !req
119. That's not a lady.
That's the King of Versailles.Copy !req
120. And that's not the King of Versailles.Copy !req
121. That's the chimps.
And the chimps are like smoke.Copy !req
122. And where there's smoke, there's fire.
And by fire, I mean the penguins!Copy !req
123. - King of Versailles wins again.
- I say we let it ride.Copy !req
124. Then we'll pick up the hippies
and fly back to New York in style.Copy !req
125. Can we buy an Airbus A-380?Copy !req
126. Solid gold, baby!Copy !req
127. Sir! A solid gold plane
wouldn't be able to fly.Copy !req
128. Kowalski, we'll be rich!
The rules of physics don't apply to us.Copy !req
129. - Let it ride!
- Right-o!Copy !req
130. OK. In exactly two minutes and 17
seconds, the lemurs will cut the power.Copy !req
131. - Now?
- No.Copy !req
132. - OK?
- No.Copy !req
133. - Now?
- No.Copy !req
134. I drop down, grab the penguins.
You crank me up, and we are out of here.Copy !req
135. Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me drop down!
I'll grab the penguins!Copy !req
136. You don't have fingers, Marty.Copy !req
137. - Now? Do it?
- No. No!Copy !req
138. These are things a leader
has to think of.Copy !req
139. Why should you be the leader?
Why not me?Copy !req
140. 'Cause I'm the phase tracker!Copy !req
141. The king is letting it ride.Copy !req
142. - How did I get phased out?
- You're part of a phase.Copy !req
143. A phase isn't something you own,
it's something you're in.Copy !req
144. That's it.Copy !req
145. Who voted you
Grand Phase Master anyway?Copy !req
146. Me! I voted me!
'Cause I'm the leader!Copy !req
147. - Black!
- That's it, baby!Copy !req
148. - Now?
- No!Copy !req
149. The King of Versailles
wins it all!Copy !req
150. - Maybe I should be in charge.
- Melman!Copy !req
151. I am a doctor.Copy !req
152. - Now!
- No.Copy !req
153. Why can't we all be leaders?Copy !req
154. Enough! I'm gonna lead.Copy !req
155. - Aha!
- What's new, pussycat?Copy !req
156. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
157. - Marty, what phase are we at?
- Uh... Phase Three: Apologize!Copy !req
158. Right. Oh, man, we are so sorry.Copy !req
159. Apology accepted. Let's roll!Copy !req
160. Marty! We skipped Phase Two!
We didn't chew them out!Copy !req
161. Don't look at me.
I'm just following the leader!Copy !req
162. - Now!
- I'm a bit busy right now.Copy !req
163. Just pull the switch!Copy !req
164. OK, fine.Copy !req
165. What the heck is going on
with the lights?Copy !req
166. What are you doing? Come on!Copy !req
167. lnitiate lockdown!Copy !req
168. And get me Captain Dubois
from Animal Control!Copy !req
169. - Speak.Copy !req
170. - Oui.Copy !req
171. A zebra?Copy !req
172. A hippo?Copy !req
173. A giraffe?Copy !req
174. A lion?Copy !req
175. When I was seven,
I strangled my first parrot,Copy !req
176. flushed my first goldfish,
punched my first snake.Copy !req
177. Now I have finally reached the moment
I have been preparing for my entire life.Copy !req
178. The pinnacle of my career:Copy !req
179. to hunt the king of the beasts!Copy !req
180. - Ah!Copy !req
181. - Oh, no.
- Lockdown, eh?Copy !req
182. What do we do?Copy !req
183. All right, everybody, stand back.
I got this one.Copy !req
184. Never mind.Copy !req
185. Well, you only get one chance
at a first impression.Copy !req
186. - What just happened?
- Where are we? What is this?Copy !req
187. We call it
the Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle.Copy !req
188. The car goes vroom-vroom!Copy !req
189. - Step on it, boys!Copy !req
190. Captain Dubois, I am so happy
to see you! You will not believe...Copy !req
191. Get back, you fool! Your cheap cologne
is obscuring the animal musk!Copy !req
192. Oh, my face!Copy !req
193. Poor, poor animals.Copy !req
194. You should never have left the forest.
Now you deal with me.Copy !req
195. Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet usCopy !req
196. at the rendezvous point
with the Super Plane.Copy !req
197. - Hotel Ambassador. Let's move it!Copy !req
198. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
199. Ow! Huh?Copy !req
200. Voilà. Giraffe at twelve o'clock.Copy !req
201. Guys, we've got a tail.Copy !req
202. Paparazzi!Copy !req
203. Pedal to the metal, Private.Copy !req
204. Don't take any photos, please!Copy !req
205. - Hi!Copy !req
206. Here I am!Copy !req
207. Don't take...
any... photos.Copy !req
208. - No more pictures!
- Medic!Copy !req
209. - ETA to rendezvous point?
- Two minutes, 37 seconds, sir.Copy !req
210. Man your battle stations!Copy !req
211. Hey! Wait! Nobody's at the wheel!Copy !req
212. Get back there! Negative on the driver!
There's no driver!Copy !req
213. Help! Nobody's driving!
Oh, no! We're going to die!Copy !req
214. Don't just sit there, fancy pants.
Grab the wheel!Copy !req
215. Are you kidding?
I don't drive. I'm a New Yorker!Copy !req
216. Move over, Miss Daisy!Copy !req
217. What are you doing? Zebras can't drive!
Only penguins and people can drive.Copy !req
218. - What do all these buttons do?Copy !req
219. - Help me!
- Nice one, Stripes!Copy !req
220. Crazy woman gaining!Copy !req
221. Our Omega-3 slick will take them down.Copy !req
222. Private, activate!Copy !req
223. She's good!Copy !req
224. Kowalski, intel.Copy !req
225. Sir.
We have a serious problem.Copy !req
226. Captain Chantal Dubois.Copy !req
227. Monaco Animal Control.
Perfect case record.Copy !req
228. - You're going the wrong way, Marty!
- Just call me Marty-o Andretti.Copy !req
229. - No. You're Sucky-o Andretti!
- Stop backseat driving!Copy !req
230. I'm passenger-seat driving.
Give me the wheel.Copy !req
231. It's not a wheel, it's my baby!Copy !req
232. Your hoofs aren't meant to be on a wheel!Copy !req
233. - Hey! Too late for you to drive!
- Don't look at me!Copy !req
234. Don't look at me when we argue!
Look at the road!Copy !req
235. - Be cool, be cool!Copy !req
236. Hi, Officer. Ls there a problem?Copy !req
237. Hi.Copy !req
238. Oh! Watch out!Copy !req
239. - We need more power.Copy !req
240. Time to fire up
Kowalski's nucular reactor.Copy !req
241. - That's a nuclear reactor?
- Nucular.Copy !req
242. She's on the roof!Copy !req
243. But, sir, it's not ready.
The control rods'll have to be calibrated.Copy !req
244. And don't even ask me
about the Uranium-238 blanket.Copy !req
245. OK.Copy !req
246. OK, Marty, we lost her!
Maybe you can slow down now.Copy !req
247. I can't! There's no brakes!Copy !req
248. No brakes?
Way to commit, soldier.Copy !req
249. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
250. Go, go, go! Move! Now!Copy !req
251. Hey, where's everybody going?Copy !req
252. Oh!Copy !req
253. - I'm flying!Copy !req
254. I'm flying!
I'm the first flying monkey!Copy !req
255. - Oh, yay!Copy !req
256. That's our ticket out of here!Copy !req
257. - Yeah, baby!Copy !req
258. Everybody!
On the monkey chain!Copy !req
259. Deploy banana gun!Copy !req
260. Grab the little guys!
Toss them up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go!Copy !req
261. Faster! Faster! Faster! Come on!Copy !req
262. - Come on, Melman!Copy !req
263. - Whoo! Yeah!
- Melman!Copy !req
264. - Yah!Copy !req
265. My neck!Copy !req
266. Put your backs into it!
Double banana overtime!Copy !req
267. Serpentine! Serpentine!Copy !req
268. Hey, this lady's
really starting to freak me out.Copy !req
269. - Fix it, Mort.Copy !req
270. Hold this.Copy !req
271. Alex, be careful! She's crazy!Copy !req
272. You think, Marty?Copy !req
273. Ah!Copy !req
274. That's right! Home free, baby!Copy !req
275. I can breathe!Copy !req
276. Au revoir, Dubois!Copy !req
277. Well played, lion.Copy !req
278. Game on.Copy !req
279. Kowalski, status report.Copy !req
280. So the good news is
this song is almost over.Copy !req
281. Well, that's music to my ears.
And the bad news?Copy !req
282. The gear assembly is badly damaged, sir.Copy !req
283. It's only a matter of time before...Copy !req
284. Why can't we ever
just make a normal landing?Copy !req
285. Oh, man!Copy !req
286. Hold on, Melman. OK?
I'll get you down, sweetie.Copy !req
287. Where is he?
Must find King Julien. King Julien!Copy !req
288. Skipper, what about the plane?Copy !req
289. The chimps will work through the night.
No breaks, no safety restrictions.Copy !req
290. - Hey, where are you going?Copy !req
291. Get back here! We have a contract!Copy !req
292. Yes. Well, I'm afraid labor laws
are slightly more lenient in France.Copy !req
293. You see, they only have to work
two weeks a year.Copy !req
294. Well, someone else
has the Canadian work ethic!Copy !req
295. But you penguins,
you can still fix it, right? Right?Copy !req
296. Yeah, yeah. You're
a little crackerjack, can-do team.Copy !req
297. You want me to give it to you straight?Copy !req
298. Yes! Yes! No.Copy !req
299. Bend it a little?Copy !req
300. Well, the plane's totaled.
Kaput, blammo, busted!Copy !req
301. Never to fly again.Copy !req
302. So that's it? That's it then,
we're never gonna get home?Copy !req
303. No! We've got to get home!Copy !req
304. We can fix it! We'll fix it!
Yeah, guys, come on, we'll fix it!Copy !req
305. You just start from the outside pieces,
and you work your way in.Copy !req
306. And, yeah, perfect!Copy !req
307. Come on! Don't just stand there, guys.
Marty! Drag that thingy over here.Copy !req
308. And we'll just attach it
to this dealy-bob over here. And...Copy !req
309. We're not going home.Copy !req
310. We're never going home.Copy !req
311. It's the fuzz!Copy !req
312. What are we gonna do?
We can't hide forever!Copy !req
313. And we can't just blend!
You know this ain't Africa.Copy !req
314. Oh, what's the point?Copy !req
315. Tell me one conceivable way
that extra-large animals like usCopy !req
316. are gonna be able to move through Europe
without attracting unwanted attention.Copy !req
317. Hey...Copy !req
318. Where are you coming from?Copy !req
319. Please, you got to hide us.
Just until the heat dies down.Copy !req
320. Absolut no outsiders.Copy !req
321. So wipe that Smirnoff your face
and Popov!Copy !req
322. Come on, man. You gotta do
one cat a solid. Cat to cat.Copy !req
323. Do a solid here, buddy. Come on.Copy !req
324. Nyet! This train is
for circus animals only.Copy !req
325. They sound like they be in trouble.Copy !req
326. Stefano, we do not invite trouble
into our circus. I don't trust lion.Copy !req
327. Hair too big and glossy!Copy !req
328. Aw, come on, Vitaly,
you're being mean.Copy !req
329. This is awkward.
We can hear everything they're saying.Copy !req
330. - It is not our problem!
- No, no! Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
331. Eh... Just give us a minute.
He's on the phone and... can't get him off!Copy !req
332. Ow! We cannot leave them there!Copy !req
333. Only circus animals
on this train!Copy !req
334. Wait, listen! We are circus animals.
You got to let us in!Copy !req
335. You are really circus?Copy !req
336. Yes. Full circus!Copy !req
337. My momma was circus.
My daddy was circus.Copy !req
338. Gia! Shut the door!Copy !req
339. - Please.
- Over there! Over there!Copy !req
340. - They are circus. Circus stick together.Copy !req
341. Wow! Circus americano!Copy !req
342. You must all be very famous!Copy !req
343. - Yeah, we...
- Absolutely.Copy !req
344. - We're relatively well known...
- But Alex is really the star.Copy !req
345. Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star."
More like... well, star.Copy !req
346. What is your act, Alice?Copy !req
347. Well... I basically,
uh, I jump up on my rock...Copy !req
348. - Rock?
- Yeah. It's a very high... rock.Copy !req
349. - A really high rock!
- And then?Copy !req
350. And then, well, I roar like...
like a serious "Rawrrr!"Copy !req
351. - And then?
- And then I jump off the rock.Copy !req
352. - And then?
- And then... And then what?Copy !req
353. - That is all?
- lnto a pool!Copy !req
354. - Full of water!
- Full of cobras!Copy !req
355. Actually, it appears
like I'm jumping in to a pool...Copy !req
356. - With cobras!
- Aquatic cobras.Copy !req
357. For effect. But I actually pull up
at the last second.Copy !req
358. - Pull up?
- Yeah.Copy !req
359. - How do you do that?
- Wire harness!Copy !req
360. - Balloons!
- Jet pack!Copy !req
361. I flip off the wire harness,
ignite my jet pack,Copy !req
362. and then toss balloons
to the children of the world.Copy !req
363. Kids love it. Kids always love that.Copy !req
364. - Is this like the trapeze?Copy !req
365. Yes! Trapeze! Exactly!Copy !req
366. Wow! Trapeze americano!Copy !req
367. Hey, I have a great idea!
Maybe you come with us to Roma!Copy !req
368. Hey, Vitaly is just playing around.
He is good, no?Copy !req
369. Yeah, thanks. Thanks.Copy !req
370. But we're gonna get off at the next stop
so we can get back to America.Copy !req
371. That is such a coincidence!Copy !req
372. Because we're going... going to...Copy !req
373. Let me finish!Copy !req
374. We're going to America, as well!Copy !req
375. - What?
- America?Copy !req
376. - Going to America?
- What?Copy !req
377. - Sí.
- Wow? When?Copy !req
378. After Roma, we go to London.Copy !req
379. And then a big-time promoter will see us
and then send us to New York.Copy !req
380. - They're going to New York!
- Well, only if he likes what he sees.Copy !req
381. New York? Seriously?
That's our home. That's where we live.Copy !req
382. isn't that fun?Copy !req
383. - Could we go with you?
- Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly!Copy !req
384. - Whoa!
- Or not.Copy !req
385. - Nyet!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
386. I don't think Vitaly likes that idea.
What's he gonna do?Copy !req
387. Which one of you is leader?Copy !req
388. Tell your comrades
there is one rule we do not break!Copy !req
389. Thou shalt say it and not spray it?Copy !req
390. Nyet!Copy !req
391. Circus owner no allow stowaways!Copy !req
392. I hear you, Russki.Copy !req
393. Although, the circus owner
may allow stowawaysCopy !req
394. if the stowaways
just happen to be the owners.Copy !req
395. Riddle me that.Copy !req
396. What is sharply dressed
little birdie talking about?Copy !req
397. - Show 'em, boys.Copy !req
398. You have a deal, mi amigo.Copy !req
399. I am sure this circus
will bring you great success! Shh!Copy !req
400. - I guess this is good-bye and good luck!Copy !req
401. What do we know about owning a circus?Copy !req
402. Nothing. But it's our only shot
at getting home.Copy !req
403. You better know what you're doing.Copy !req
404. You're risking
Private's community college fund.Copy !req
405. I'll never be president.Copy !req
406. - Ahh!
- Whoo!Copy !req
407. Hey, this is not first class.Copy !req
408. - Definitely coach.Copy !req
409. La-la-la, la-la-la...Copy !req
410. - Mort! Stop it!Copy !req
411. - Ah!Copy !req
412. Hey, gorgeous.Copy !req
413. Has anyone ever told you
that you look like a supermodel?Copy !req
414. Albeit a fat, hairy one who smells.Copy !req
415. Whoa! Oh-ho!Copy !req
416. Ooh... You have a very hairy back.Copy !req
417. I like that in a woman.Copy !req
418. - That's it! I'm going in.
- Stop! It's too dangerous!Copy !req
419. - Don't be a hero!Copy !req
420. Lion.Copy !req
421. Twelve hours old.Copy !req
422. Two hundred and fifty kilograms.Copy !req
423. Glossy mane.
Too much conditioner.Copy !req
424. - Eh, stupid bozos!Copy !req
425. - Hello, kitty!Copy !req
426. So, you ran away with the circus.Copy !req
427. - What a cliché.Copy !req
428. What a dump!Copy !req
429. if they want to attract
a decent sports team,Copy !req
430. they should bulldoze this rat trap
and invest in a new arena.Copy !req
431. The Colosseum, Marty!
The original theater-in-the-round.Copy !req
432. - My ancestors used to perform here.
- No kidding!Copy !req
433. Yeah. Every show had a captive audience.Copy !req
434. - Apparently, they killed.
- Sounds like a great gig!Copy !req
435. Trenta minuti, everybody!
Trenta minuti!Copy !req
436. This is so exciting!Copy !req
437. Remember, we just lay low.Copy !req
438. Stay out of the way.
Let them do their thing.Copy !req
439. Aw! Would you look at this?Copy !req
440. You gotta go back
in your momma's belly,Copy !req
441. 'cause you're too cute
to be out here in the real world.Copy !req
442. - Oi! Naff off, you muppet!
- Whoa! What the...?Copy !req
443. - Marty, they're professionals. Come on.
- Whoo! You look gorgeous!Copy !req
444. All right, animals!
We may be your new owners,Copy !req
445. but we don't want to reinvent
the circus wheel here,Copy !req
446. so just go out, do what you do!Copy !req
447. Just think of this as a fun warm-up
for that promoter in London.Copy !req
448. Right, Marty? Marty?Copy !req
449. - I want to be a circus horse!
- We could paint you white!Copy !req
450. And then paint you pink!Copy !req
451. - Awesome!
- Not laying very low, are we, Marty?Copy !req
452. Sonya! Where is the bear?
Sonya! We're about to start!Copy !req
453. Hey, Vitaly!
Got your game face on.Copy !req
454. - Good game face.Copy !req
455. What is that cat's problem?Copy !req
456. "I'm a mean
Russian cat who isn't nice to anybody."Copy !req
457. - Hey, honey, look! Look, I'm doing it!Copy !req
458. - Guys, stop fooling around.
- We're just having a little fun.Copy !req
459. - Let's let these animals do their show.
- Ta-da!Copy !req
460. Really?Copy !req
461. Sonya! Where is Sonya the bear?Copy !req
462. Aha!Copy !req
463. I want to kiss
every inch of your huge head.Copy !req
464. It may take me a number of weeks.Copy !req
465. - Hey, watch it!Copy !req
466. Ow!Copy !req
467. That was heavy.Copy !req
468. Don't cry. Stop crying!Copy !req
469. It makes me cry
to see you cry, my darling.Copy !req
470. I will get you something even better.Copy !req
471. Hey, you can buy love.Copy !req
472. Whoa, not too fast!Copy !req
473. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
474. presenting Gia,Copy !req
475. the trapeze-flying jaguar!Copy !req
476. And there she go.
The triple-flip rollCopy !req
477. with a double leap, and...Copy !req
478. What are you doing?Copy !req
479. That's just paper.Copy !req
480. Were you spying on me?Copy !req
481. No! I just came by to say
that I don't want you to think...Copy !req
482. I don't want you to think of me
as some sort of authority figure.Copy !req
483. Don't worry. I don't.Copy !req
484. - You don't? Oh.
- Not at all.Copy !req
485. Well, the other circus animals
might find me a bit intimidating.Copy !req
486. No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you.Copy !req
487. Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news.Copy !req
488. In fact, I do not think they have given you
a second thought since you showed up.Copy !req
489. That's good to hear.Copy !req
490. if anything,
they're starting to feel sorry for you.Copy !req
491. OK, I get it. OK?Copy !req
492. ls there more?Copy !req
493. I just wanted to thank you
for letting us get on the train back there.Copy !req
494. wasn't so excited about us getting on.Copy !req
495. Look, lion guy.Copy !req
496. This circus means everything to us.Copy !req
497. And if you do anything
that threatens this circus,Copy !req
498. you will have to answer to me. Capisce?Copy !req
499. I capisce, cool. Trust me, we're cool.Copy !req
500. You call this laying low?Copy !req
501. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
502. Faster! Faster!Copy !req
503. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
504. Where there is circus, there is lion.Copy !req
505. And when in Rome...Copy !req
506. - Vive la France!Copy !req
507. - Halt!Copy !req
508. Come on, my hairy queen.
We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon.Copy !req
509. - You're in big trouble.Copy !req
510. Now you're really
in big troub...Copy !req
511. Now you're really, really in big tro...Copy !req
512. - I'm new!Copy !req
513. OK! Strike up the band!Copy !req
514. You have a band?Copy !req
515. Prepare to be blown away!Copy !req
516. - Blow me away!
- Here we go!Copy !req
517. Look at this. Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
518. It's nice to be... Ah!Copy !req
519. Yay...Copy !req
520. Hey!Copy !req
521. Whoa! How do dogs do that?Copy !req
522. Get on with it!Copy !req
523. - Stupido!Copy !req
524. Uh-oh.Copy !req
525. Well, that was worth
the price of admission.Copy !req
526. - Watch it, mate!Copy !req
527. Who's from Cincinnati?Copy !req
528. Stefano, you know
"blown away" means good, right?Copy !req
529. Don't worry.
The big finale is coming up!Copy !req
530. - Give me a downbeat! Look at this!Copy !req
531. - Oh, no. No, this is not happening.Copy !req
532. You have a deal, mi amigo.Copy !req
533. It's good, no?Copy !req
534. Yes, go out and get food and come back!Copy !req
535. Deep breaths.
You're in a happy place. It's all good.Copy !req
536. There's an angry mob outside,
and they're demanding their money back!Copy !req
537. I think we all know the right thing to do.Copy !req
538. Come on, come on!Copy !req
539. Come on! Hurry up!Copy !req
540. - Hop on the train!Copy !req
541. Come on, guys!Copy !req
542. - Mamma mia!
- Hurry up!Copy !req
543. Grazie, Alice.Copy !req
544. Just throw us the money!Copy !req
545. Ah!Copy !req
546. Captain Chantal Dubois. Get up.Copy !req
547. I'm going to have to send you
back to Monaco under maximum security.Copy !req
548. What?Copy !req
549. It's just a pillow!Copy !req
550. Eh, that's the oldest trick
in the book, Comandante.Copy !req
551. Every bambino in ltaly knows that one.Copy !req
552. Maybe, but do they know
about the old escape holeCopy !req
553. behind the innocent-looking poster?Copy !req
554. Or the really old "I'm gonna
hide up on the ceiling" trick!Copy !req
555. Of course.
The secret tunnel under the bed!Copy !req
556. Get this thing out of the way.Copy !req
557. Let's go!Copy !req
558. This secret tunnel is a dead end!Copy !req
559. There's nothing but bedsprings
and mattress stuffing down here!Copy !req
560. Was that the sound
of a cell door closing?Copy !req
561. Voilà!Copy !req
562. Was that the sound
of my HP printer printing?Copy !req
563. This is a disaster!Copy !req
564. We blow all
our money on a bad circus,Copy !req
565. - and we're not any closer to New York!
- if anything, we're further away!Copy !req
566. We could have at least bought a circus
that knew how to circ!Copy !req
567. I don't even know why we bought
a circus in the first place.Copy !req
568. We had enough dough for a plane!Copy !req
569. - Are you kidding me?
- You must have some money left over.Copy !req
570. I used it to buy teeth
and then have them capped in gold.Copy !req
571. Now I can eat apples!Copy !req
572. Sadly, I discovered I don't like apples.Copy !req
573. No promoter is sending this show
to America. It's toe up!Copy !req
574. Now it makes sense. No wonder
the circus master was so happy to sell.Copy !req
575. Shh!Copy !req
576. He was happy, all right.
Happy about ripping us off!Copy !req
577. - Where did Alex go?
- I don't know.Copy !req
578. Come on! This way!Copy !req
579. No, no, no. You come this way!Copy !req
580. Alice, watch your head!Copy !req
581. Yah!Copy !req
582. Alice!Copy !req
583. Alice!Copy !req
584. - I'm fine!Copy !req
585. Fantastic!Copy !req
586. Was that trapeze americano?Copy !req
587. - Uh, yeah. Sort of.
- lncredible!Copy !req
588. - I hope this is important.
- Come this way, Alice!Copy !req
589. By the way, it's "icks" not "iss."
Alex. Like New York Knicks.Copy !req
590. I know. New York Kniss. Ls not hard.Copy !req
591. Whoa.Copy !req
592. What is this place?Copy !req
593. I know you think we are
a stinky, poopy circus,Copy !req
594. but there is something you must know.Copy !req
595. There was a time
when Circus Zaragoza,Copy !req
596. we were a great circus!Copy !req
597. Numero uno in all the Europa!Copy !req
598. And Vitaly...
he was the biggest star of us all.Copy !req
599. He was fearless.
Taking risks. Always new.Copy !req
600. He jump through the hoop
like he could fly!Copy !req
601. Stefano!Copy !req
602. Make the hoop smaller.Copy !req
603. - Like this?
- Smaller.Copy !req
604. - Like this?
- Good!Copy !req
605. It had never been done before
because it was physically impossible!Copy !req
606. And the people... they loved it!Copy !req
607. Viva Vitaly!Copy !req
608. Smaller!Copy !req
609. Ha!Copy !req
610. And the hoop, she got smaller!Copy !req
611. Like the ringCopy !req
612. on a finger of the tiniest lady
with the slimmest of fingers.Copy !req
613. Bravo, Vitaly!Copy !req
614. He would not stop pushing.Copy !req
615. And one fateful day...Copy !req
616. he push too far!Copy !req
617. Light the hoop on fire!Copy !req
618. He fly too close to the sun...
and he got burned.Copy !req
619. Literally. The extra virgin olive oil
is extra flammable.Copy !req
620. And he lost everything.Copy !req
621. His wife, she run off with a musician.Copy !req
622. He lost his dignity... his fame...Copy !req
623. his passion... and his fur.Copy !req
624. And when it grow back, it is less soft.
More like a prickly beard.Copy !req
625. Scusi. Vitaly!Copy !req
626. - Nothing!Copy !req
627. His only passion now is the borscht.Copy !req
628. - Whoa.
- He was our inspiration.Copy !req
629. So when he lost his passion,Copy !req
630. well... as Vitaly goes,
so goes the circus.Copy !req
631. - This is why we need your help.
- What sort of help?Copy !req
632. You can teach us to do new circus.
Americano style!Copy !req
633. We find a new passion.Copy !req
634. Make a new show.
And we go all the way to US and A!Copy !req
635. A!Copy !req
636. I know. It is stupido idea.Copy !req
637. We are a lost cause.Copy !req
638. No, no, this isn't stupido.
This could work!Copy !req
639. - What?
- What you just said.Copy !req
640. - What?
- The idea you said. Two seconds ago.Copy !req
641. - What?
- Your stupido idea!Copy !req
642. - It could?
- Stefano, you're a genius!Copy !req
643. No, no, no, no.
I am only average intelligence.Copy !req
644. Some say I'm even slightly below.Copy !req
645. We are gonna rethink everything
anybody's ever known about circus!Copy !req
646. I call it Phase 4-7B,
wherein, in order to get home,Copy !req
647. we will come up with something fresh,
something amazing, something brand-new!Copy !req
648. Fresh, never before seen!
Off the chain!Copy !req
649. Something that'll blow
that circus promoter away!Copy !req
650. - I missed.Copy !req
651. - Off with your head!
- I'm gonna chew his leg off!Copy !req
652. Circus has been same for generations!Copy !req
653. We make good,
classic family entertainment.Copy !req
654. Aha! But last few generations,Copy !req
655. families... not so entertained.Copy !req
656. That's right.
Families not so entertainedCopy !req
657. because you're just going
through the motions out there.Copy !req
658. It's missing passion.Copy !req
659. How one to have passion
for stool poked in face?Copy !req
660. Exactly! And by stool
you mean chair, right?Copy !req
661. The fact is, you guys,
you got stuck in a rut.Copy !req
662. You stopped pushing,
you stopped taking risks.Copy !req
663. But those days are over.Copy !req
664. Because now we're going
to completely change the show.Copy !req
665. Then it wouldn't be a circus, would it?Copy !req
666. Circus is not about the acts you do.Copy !req
667. Circus is in here.Copy !req
668. How come Freddie
gets all the circus?Copy !req
669. Circus is about following your passions,
wherever they take you!Copy !req
670. You cannot change circus.
There is long tradition!Copy !req
671. That's what everybody thought, Vitaly,
until those French Canadians came along,Copy !req
672. drunk off their maple syrup
and cheap pharmaceuticals,Copy !req
673. and completely flipped the paradigm.Copy !req
674. Now they play Vegas.
Fifty shows a day in 52 separate venues.Copy !req
675. And one of them
completely in the nude.Copy !req
676. Yeah, that's right.
And you know how they did it?Copy !req
677. Take off their clothes?Copy !req
678. - No. They got rid of the animals.
- What?Copy !req
679. - Say it ain't so!
- Che stupida! No animals...Copy !req
680. - How could they?
- Well, you know what I say to that!Copy !req
681. I say they can take
the animals out of the circus,Copy !req
682. but they cannot take
the animals out of the circus!Copy !req
683. I mean, they cannot...Copy !req
684. I think you understand what I'm saying!Copy !req
685. - Yeah!
- Yes!Copy !req
686. Uh... No!Copy !req
687. We don't need humans
because we've got passion.Copy !req
688. What does a human say
when he's passionate?Copy !req
689. He says, "I'm an animal!"
Well, we are animals!Copy !req
690. We'll make an all-animal circus!Copy !req
691. Because if we follow our passion,
we can go anywhere.Copy !req
692. - Anywhere!
- We can do anything!Copy !req
693. - Anything!
- if we do it together!Copy !req
694. - All of us!
- Yeah... Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
695. - Our circus!
- Yeah!Copy !req
696. - We're in! We'll have some of that!
- Can I hear you say "fur power"?Copy !req
697. Fur power!Copy !req
698. Take our circus back,
and we'll do it together!Copy !req
699. You and me, baby! An act together!Copy !req
700. I love it!Copy !req
701. We can do
that funk and groove dance thing!Copy !req
702. - Uh, dance?
- This thing right here. Look.Copy !req
703. Me and you! We got this!Copy !req
704. But I can't dance.Copy !req
705. - Fur power!
- Chanting is fun! Chanting is fun!Copy !req
706. Ah! I do not trust this lion.Copy !req
707. Vitaly, I may not trust him, either,Copy !req
708. but I am tired of sitting
and standing and rolling over.Copy !req
709. It is great tradition
of sitting, standing, rolling over.Copy !req
710. You know our circus is in trouble.Copy !req
711. This could be our last chance.
But we will not do this without you.Copy !req
712. Circus always stay together.Copy !req
713. OK. I do one hoop.Copy !req
714. I want a hug, too!Copy !req
715. - Oh!Copy !req
716. Attention! I have found our lion!
He is hiding with the circus!Copy !req
717. Come on, Maurice, give it to me!Copy !req
718. More boomstick, Rico!
I really want to fly!Copy !req
719. Are you really going
to shoot yourself out of that thing?Copy !req
720. I've always dreamed of doing this,
from time I was a little pup,Copy !req
721. to be a human cannonball!Copy !req
722. Except, you know...
a sea lion cannonball.Copy !req
723. Is it dangerous?Copy !req
724. Is it dangerous?
Yes, of course it's dangerous!Copy !req
725. - Now, are you sure about this?
- I'm sure.Copy !req
726. 'Cause if blowing up is your thing,
then you in the right place.Copy !req
727. Sí. That's means yes!Copy !req
728. Ready for launch?Copy !req
729. Ready for launch!Copy !req
730. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
731. Wait!Copy !req
732. Mamma mia!Copy !req
733. Help me!Copy !req
734. Rico! Get the cannon ready!
Same charge!Copy !req
735. - Fire in the hole!
- Oh!Copy !req
736. Oh, oh!Copy !req
737. - All right!Copy !req
738. Oh! Whoo!Copy !req
739. Yeah!Copy !req
740. Marty! I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
741. Whoo! I was flying! I was effin'-L-Y-in'!Copy !req
742. I'm proud of you, but...Copy !req
743. I don't think
I can hold on much longer!Copy !req
744. Oh, yeah, right.
Sorry about my enthusiasm.Copy !req
745. Here, wrap this around you.Copy !req
746. All right, I got you! I got you!Copy !req
747. Forget about being part of the herd!
I'm gonna be part of the flock!Copy !req
748. - I'm going to fly, baby!
- Oh, yes! What a triumph!Copy !req
749. - Hand over that circus, Freddie!
- I'll have your guts for garters!Copy !req
750. Hey, hey, put your weapons down.Copy !req
751. Guys, chill out. Cute and cuddly's
obviously not your thing.Copy !req
752. He's got us pegged.Copy !req
753. I got a better idea. Show 'em, Rico.Copy !req
754. Oh, that was great!Copy !req
755. - Flippin' 'eck!
- Rocket shoes!Copy !req
756. - I want to try that!
- Jonesy! Jonesy!Copy !req
757. Whoo! Hey. Hi.Copy !req
758. I admire how you
have inspired these animals.Copy !req
759. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
760. And what you said about passion,
it was like poetry.Copy !req
761. I love passion and poetry.
They go together, really.Copy !req
762. - I know they don't rhyme.
- Trapeze is my passion!Copy !req
763. Terrific. I look forward
to seeing you up there.Copy !req
764. You can teach me!Copy !req
765. - What?
- Teach me.Copy !req
766. Well, I've always
been kind of a solo act.Copy !req
767. So that kind of rules that out.Copy !req
768. I wonder if you actually do trapeze.Copy !req
769. - Oh, I actually do do trapeze.
- Show me!Copy !req
770. "Show me"? What are we, five?Copy !req
771. I am five, yes.Copy !req
772. - Dancing.Copy !req
773. All you're doing is moving
and not getting anywhere.Copy !req
774. I mean, the music
totally throws off my timing.Copy !req
775. You want excitement? Ha-ha!Copy !req
776. Check it out.
Who's on a tightrope, huh? Huh?Copy !req
777. Who's on a...Copy !req
778. - I'm on a tightrope! I'm on a tightrope!Copy !req
779. Melman! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
780. - Help me!
- Baby, hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
781. - I'm coming right now!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
782. - Melman?Copy !req
783. Ah! Ah! Ah!Copy !req
784. Calm down, Melman.Copy !req
785. I'm going to fall
and break all of my neck! Ah!Copy !req
786. Just look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
787. - All eyes on me.
- OK.Copy !req
788. - Come to me.
- I can't.Copy !req
789. It's just like dancing, Melman.
Two steps forward, one step back.Copy !req
790. I can't dance, OK? There, I said it.Copy !req
791. Maybe because you've never tried.Copy !req
792. No, I have tried.Copy !req
793. I practiced in private
because you dance so well.Copy !req
794. You practiced? For me?Copy !req
795. Yes, but it's no use.Copy !req
796. I never know
what to do with my arms.Copy !req
797. - Hold it.Copy !req
798. That part is so easy, Melman. OK?Copy !req
799. 'Cause all you have to do
is put them around your partner.Copy !req
800. See? Two steps forward.Copy !req
801. One step back.Copy !req
802. - I'm dancing. I'm dancing!
- Two steps forward...Copy !req
803. - We're dancing on a tightrope!
- You're great.Copy !req
804. - Whoo-hoo! I'm dancing!Copy !req
805. OK. Whoo! All right.Copy !req
806. So when do we get
the jet packs and aquatic cobras?Copy !req
807. Uh, this is a beginners' class,
and that's a pretty advanced maneuver.Copy !req
808. OK, how do we begin?Copy !req
809. It's a bit complicated
unless you understandCopy !req
810. the whole pitch and yaw...
arc and gravity.Copy !req
811. All that stuff,
which I won't bore you with. OK.Copy !req
812. - Do you need a push?
- No.Copy !req
813. Just watch and learn!Copy !req
814. - Like that?
- That's one way of doing it, sure.Copy !req
815. Wow! You use a net!Copy !req
816. Yes! Trapeze americano. We use the net.Copy !req
817. Trapeze americano!Copy !req
818. Whoa!Copy !req
819. Look at him go!Copy !req
820. Whoa!Copy !req
821. Wow!Copy !req
822. E bravo! Bravissima!Copy !req
823. Hey, Vitaly,
maybe you even do two hoops, no?Copy !req
824. Psst. Señorita Bell-bottoms.Copy !req
825. Tenemos una problema grande.Copy !req
826. ¿Qué? ¿Qué grande problema?Copy !req
827. Oh, no! She's onto us!Copy !req
828. Shh! Don't make it
any easier on the psycho.Copy !req
829. - What are we gonna do?
- We'd better vamoose... pronto.Copy !req
830. But we're not ready.
We're in the middle of rehearsals.Copy !req
831. Then why don't you lilt over,Copy !req
832. grab your peduncle,
and kiss New York good-bye?Copy !req
833. Are you sure we are ready?Copy !req
834. Of course we're ready! Born ready!
Ready steady! Come on, let's go!Copy !req
835. Let's go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
836. All right, you heard the cat.
Move it! Come on! All aboard!Copy !req
837. Grab your luggage
and drain your bladders.Copy !req
838. It's going to be a long ride!Copy !req
839. Whoa!Copy !req
840. All right, everybody,
let's blow that promoter away!Copy !req
841. - London, here we come!
- Sunshiny London, yes!Copy !req
842. Vitaly! Vitaly! Vitaly!Copy !req
843. Come on, come on, come on.
Where is he?Copy !req
844. Bingo!Copy !req
845. if that's not a red-blooded
American promoter, I don't know what is.Copy !req
846. We need to get this show on the road.
Private! Tell them the eagle has landed.Copy !req
847. The eagle has landed!Copy !req
848. Roger that.
Oh, and keep an eye out for Dubois.Copy !req
849. Aye, aye, guvnor!Copy !req
850. The promoter is in the house!Copy !req
851. - New York is closer than ever!
- Let's not get ahead of ourselves.Copy !req
852. First, we got a circus to do.
We're on, folks!Copy !req
853. - Do we go on before or after the dogs?
- Yes.Copy !req
854. - What?
- Overlap, your acts overlap.Copy !req
855. - Where's Vitaly? He opens.
- I don't know.Copy !req
856. Stefano! Hey, Stefano!
Have you seen Vitaly?Copy !req
857. - Hey.Copy !req
858. Stefano, why the sad little face?Copy !req
859. Vitaly... he will not go on!Copy !req
860. - What?
- I tried everything I could.Copy !req
861. - Shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
862. Wipe away the tears. Calm down.Copy !req
863. Where is he?
I'm sure I can reason with him.Copy !req
864. - Vitaly, what are you doing?
- You missed.Copy !req
865. You're leaving? You're just gonna
walk out on everybody?Copy !req
866. They have good show without me.Copy !req
867. Look, I got a good left foot,
but without my right foot, I can't walk.Copy !req
868. You get fake foot, then you walk.Copy !req
869. - I don't want fake foot! OK?Copy !req
870. What happened to "circus stick together,"
huh? "The show must go on."Copy !req
871. Clichés.Copy !req
872. Come on, man.
Stop being this guy! Be the other guy!Copy !req
873. What other guy?Copy !req
874. The guy who was all circus!
The guy who jumped through hoops!Copy !req
875. Give me that!
The guy everybody looked up to.Copy !req
876. Come on. Where's that Vitaly?Copy !req
877. That Vitaly is no more.Copy !req
878. Listen, man.
You may have given up on yourself,Copy !req
879. but your friends
haven't given up on you.Copy !req
880. Are you just going
to turn your back on them,Copy !req
881. and sit and eat borscht
the rest of your life?Copy !req
882. Or are you gonna get out there
and jump through that tiny little hoop?Copy !req
883. It is impossible.Copy !req
884. It was always impossible, Vitaly.
That's why the people loved it.Copy !req
885. That is why I loved it.Copy !req
886. Because I did the impossible!Copy !req
887. I was once a brave tiger.Copy !req
888. And if I go down in flames...Copy !req
889. so be it!Copy !req
890. You know, I think
I might have an idea for you.Copy !req
891. Light the hoop on fire!Copy !req
892. Mamma mia, Santa Maria, Santa Maria...Copy !req
893. Mamma Maria, mia Santa,
Santa Mia Farrow...Copy !req
894. Come on, you got it.Copy !req
895. Yes!Copy !req
896. All right, what are you waiting for?
We got a show to put on.Copy !req
897. Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
898. Look!Copy !req
899. We're going to America! Whoo!Copy !req
900. Today!Copy !req
901. That's what I call crack-a-lackin'
to the mack-a-lackin'!Copy !req
902. - We did it, Alice!
- Yeah!Copy !req
903. Maybe I am
average intelligence after all!Copy !req
904. Perhaps even slightly above.Copy !req
905. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
906. Ha! Hair conditioner.
Great idea, my friend!Copy !req
907. Feel. Go ahead. Soft like kitten, no?Copy !req
908. - Look at that.
- Slippery but not flammable.Copy !req
909. You smell like peaches and herb!Copy !req
910. - Wow!Copy !req
911. Gia and Alex, the trapezing cats!Copy !req
912. We did pretty good.Copy !req
913. You will flip, and I will catch.Copy !req
914. And sometimes I will flip,
and you will catch.Copy !req
915. And then we will both flip,
and we'll travel the whole world!Copy !req
916. Flipping and catching,
and I will flip you...Copy !req
917. Uh... You know, the thing is...Copy !req
918. - I may not always be around.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
919. - Well, I'm... I'm... I'm...Copy !req
920. Bravo, bravo!Copy !req
921. What a heartwarming performance,
Monsieur Circus Master.Copy !req
922. It brought tears to my eyes.Copy !req
923. No, not really.Copy !req
924. Monsieur, we both know
the lion does not belong to you.Copy !req
925. It's that horrid woman!Copy !req
926. He is a fugitive from justice.Copy !req
927. You will turn the lion over to meCopy !req
928. so that I may put him where he belongs.Copy !req
929. - On my wall.Copy !req
930. - What?
- lncoming!Copy !req
931. - Whoo!
- Outgoing!Copy !req
932. Wait!Copy !req
933. Up high! Whoo-ha!Copy !req
934. Down low. Too slow.Copy !req
935. - Well done, Private.
- Did I do good?Copy !req
936. Nah, not really.Copy !req
937. Man, that was close!Copy !req
938. Alex?Copy !req
939. You are from a zoo?Copy !req
940. Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.Copy !req
941. - More?
- Or less. There's less.Copy !req
942. You were never circus?Copy !req
943. We had to say we were circus.Copy !req
944. Or you'd never have let us on the train!Copy !req
945. After all we have
been through together...Copy !req
946. you want to go live in a zoo?Copy !req
947. - Gia, l...
- You used us.Copy !req
948. No, no, no. I mean, yes, but...Copy !req
949. Trapeze americano,
you make that up, too?Copy !req
950. It didn't exactly exist
when I taught it to you.Copy !req
951. Jet packs and aquatic cobras!
I should have known.Copy !req
952. Balloons to the children of the world
was not real, either?Copy !req
953. Yeah, that's not real.
But look at what we did.Copy !req
954. I was shot out of a cannon!
I could have died!Copy !req
955. But I thought it was
your lifelong dream.Copy !req
956. For all I know,
your name is not even Alice.Copy !req
957. No, Stefano, but it never really was.Copy !req
958. I don't feel safe!Copy !req
959. Gia, l...Copy !req
960. We trusted you.Copy !req
961. My tears are real!Copy !req
962. You are not!Copy !req
963. I can't believe you lied
to all us circus folk.Copy !req
964. - Me? Stay with the circus?Copy !req
965. I am a king! I want to rule New York!
We should talk.Copy !req
966. Whoa!Copy !req
967. Stop it! No means no!
Or in your language... Aah!Copy !req
968. Not everything
is solved that way, you know.Copy !req
969. Sonya? Are you listening to me?Copy !req
970. Now I'm getting
the silent treatment, am l?Copy !req
971. Come over here right now!Copy !req
972. Don't shut me out, baby!Copy !req
973. What is wrong with you? Speak!Copy !req
974. OK... if these are your feelings,
I understand now.Copy !req
975. And I'm going!Copy !req
976. It's obvious I'm just an emotional
whoopee cushion for you to sit on!Copy !req
977. When you look for where I am,Copy !req
978. I won't be there!Copy !req
979. Come, everybody.
We have show to do.Copy !req
980. But how do I go on without Marty?Copy !req
981. - Stefano.
- I don't know what to do.Copy !req
982. You can still do cannon solo.Copy !req
983. But... I want to do solo act with Marty!Copy !req
984. And what do I do?Copy !req
985. Go back to sitting
and standing and rolling over?Copy !req
986. No.Copy !req
987. We can do impossible!Copy !req
988. And we never go back
to way we used to be.Copy !req
989. The way it used to be
isn't the way it was.Copy !req
990. And it won't be the same without them,
whatever way it is.Copy !req
991. Well... we're here.Copy !req
992. - Home.
- Huh.Copy !req
993. My rock looks smaller
than I remember it.Copy !req
994. Look at the mural.Copy !req
995. Doesn't actually capture
the real thing, does it?Copy !req
996. Wow.Copy !req
997. I forgot about that wall
in between us, Melman.Copy !req
998. - Mm-hmm.
- Was that always there?Copy !req
999. Guys, I'm sorry
I ever left the zoo in the first place.Copy !req
1000. What do you mean?Copy !req
1001. I mean, if I had just stayed put,Copy !req
1002. we wouldn't have
anything to be sad about right now.Copy !req
1003. Leaving the zoo was the best thing
that ever happened to us.Copy !req
1004. Really?Copy !req
1005. Yeah. Out there, in the world,
we were really living.Copy !req
1006. - Yeah!
- It was exciting!Copy !req
1007. - It was romantic.
- It was dangerous.Copy !req
1008. I never felt so alive!Copy !req
1009. When we were with the circus,
we were already home.Copy !req
1010. I only wish we'd realized that sooner.Copy !req
1011. I'm really going to miss those guys.Copy !req
1012. What do you say we go back?Copy !req
1013. Really?Copy !req
1014. - I'm with you!
- I'm in!Copy !req
1015. But what do we tell them?Copy !req
1016. We make it right by telling them
how wrong we were.Copy !req
1017. It's worth a shot.Copy !req
1018. And if we go down in flames, so be it!Copy !req
1019. - Yes, let's do this!
- I like it!Copy !req
1020. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
1021. ls my neck getting longer?Copy !req
1022. Feel my fur. It's so soft.Copy !req
1023. It is soft.Copy !req
1024. I'm like a candy cane
in a black and white movie.Copy !req
1025. Oh, no.Copy !req
1026. Dubois.Copy !req
1027. Sonya, I miss you, baby!
I miss my stinky bear!Copy !req
1028. Babe... your fishy kisses!Copy !req
1029. - Surprise!Copy !req
1030. He will never
fit in the carry-on.Copy !req
1031. But his head will!Copy !req
1032. - Hey!
- Qu'est-ce que c'est?Copy !req
1033. Look! Look what she's done!Copy !req
1034. You brought back Alex the lion!Copy !req
1035. - It's a miracle!
- Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
1036. Sonya, where are you?Copy !req
1037. Sonya!Copy !req
1038. Excuse me.Copy !req
1039. - Sonya, baby!Copy !req
1040. I don't want to be king anymore!Copy !req
1041. I was so hung up on who I was...Copy !req
1042. who you was...
what you smelled like...Copy !req
1043. when all that really matters
is what we smell like together.Copy !req
1044. I know! Baby, forgive me.Copy !req
1045. Oh, hello?Copy !req
1046. Gasp! It's Dubois!Copy !req
1047. Baba booey!Copy !req
1048. - Where did you get this?
- I got it from the zoo.Copy !req
1049. The hippies got ambushed!Copy !req
1050. What? We have to help them!Copy !req
1051. But they lied to us!Copy !req
1052. Yeah. Why should we lift a paw?Copy !req
1053. They are our friends!Copy !req
1054. They're not even circus!Copy !req
1055. - That's Bolshevik!Copy !req
1056. I never thought I'd say this
on American soil, but the Russki's right!Copy !req
1057. Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!Copy !req
1058. - Oh, no.
- Alex? Where are you?Copy !req
1059. - Gloria! Are you OK?Copy !req
1060. - What is happening?
- Alex!Copy !req
1061. - No, no! No, no!
- Alex the lion!Copy !req
1062. No!Copy !req
1063. Thank you. Thank you all
for coming to this special celebration.Copy !req
1064. And now, the woman
who made this all possible,Copy !req
1065. who brought Alex the lion
and a couple of...Copy !req
1066. three?Copy !req
1067. Three other animals back to New York.Copy !req
1068. And she's French. Ooh-la-la.Copy !req
1069. Please welcome Chantal Dubois!Copy !req
1070. Alex?Copy !req
1071. It was never about the money.Copy !req
1072. It was about...Copy !req
1073. the lion.Copy !req
1074. Ah!Copy !req
1075. - Gia?
- Circus stick together.Copy !req
1076. Look! A flying circus!Copy !req
1077. No!Copy !req
1078. Operation Afro-Circus Rescue... engage!Copy !req
1079. Aye, aye, Skipper!Copy !req
1080. Unleash the seal.Copy !req
1081. - I am a sea lion!
- Whatever.Copy !req
1082. - Two tons of fun. Dive, dive, dive!Copy !req
1083. - Let's rock.
- You and me, baby!Copy !req
1084. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1085. Whoo!Copy !req
1086. Wow!Copy !req
1087. - Suck in that gut!Copy !req
1088. I am impressed!Copy !req
1089. - Whoo!
- Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
1090. Mission accomplished.
Now let's get out of here!Copy !req
1091. - Wait! Wait for me!
- Stefano!Copy !req
1092. Don't leave without me!Copy !req
1093. Oh, no!Copy !req
1094. Whoa!Copy !req
1095. Go, Stefano! Climb!Copy !req
1096. Come on, my friend!Copy !req
1097. Stefano!Copy !req
1098. Help me!Copy !req
1099. - I will have your head!
- Oh, no! Help me!Copy !req
1100. Alex!Copy !req
1101. Marty! Shoot me a line.Copy !req
1102. You got it. Afro, don't fail me now!Copy !req
1103. What are you doing?Copy !req
1104. We are doing trapeze americano.Copy !req
1105. Let's do it!Copy !req
1106. - Frankie, Jonesy! Be ready!
- You got it, boss!Copy !req
1107. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1108. Gia! Take Stefano!Copy !req
1109. Alex!Copy !req
1110. Aquatic cobras!Copy !req
1111. if I am going down,
your head is coming with me!Copy !req
1112. I don't think so!Copy !req
1113. - Oi, let's go!Copy !req
1114. You're going down,
but not with my head.Copy !req
1115. Yay!Copy !req
1116. Jet pack! He pull up!Copy !req
1117. Your days of chasing animals
are over, Dubois!Copy !req
1118. Because you've just messed
with the king!Copy !req
1119. This is where animals like you belong!
Now sit!Copy !req
1120. Lie down.Copy !req
1121. Naughty me.Copy !req
1122. Roll over.Copy !req
1123. Good, Dubois.Copy !req
1124. Now stay!Copy !req
1125. We did it!Copy !req
1126. Balloons
to the children of the world!Copy !req
1127. Trapeze americano!Copy !req
1128. - It is real.
- It's real!Copy !req
1129. That's how you do it! Whoa!Copy !req
1130. So you want to run away with the circus?Copy !req
1131. - Live a life of adventure?
- Full of romance?Copy !req
1132. - And danger!
- Really living!Copy !req
1133. What do you say?Copy !req
1134. ♪ I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move itCopy !req
1135. Move it!Copy !req
1136. Skipper, what did you end up
doing with the crazy lady, anyway?Copy !req
1137. Hmm?Copy !req