1. Surprise!Copy !req
2. Alex. Do not interrupt me
when I'm daydreaming.Copy !req
3. When a zebra's in the zone,
leave him alone.Copy !req
4. Come on, Marty. Just wanted
to wish you a happy birthday.Copy !req
5. Hey, man, thanks.Copy !req
6. Hey, I got something stuck in my teeth.Copy !req
7. It's driving me crazy.
Can you help me? Please?Copy !req
8. You came to the right place, my friend.Copy !req
9. Dr. Marty, D.D.S., is in the house.Copy !req
10. Please hop on top of my sterilized
examination table, if you may.Copy !req
11. - I don't see anything.
- It's on the left.Copy !req
12. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
13. Okay, just don't talk
with your mouth full.Copy !req
14. Right here.
What the heck is this doing in there?Copy !req
15. Happy birthday!Copy !req
16. Hey, thanks, man.Copy !req
17. You put it in behind the tooth.
You all right.Copy !req
18. These aren't even on the shelf yet.
Here. Check it out.Copy !req
19. - Look at that. Look at that.
- Look at that. It's snowing.Copy !req
20. Ten years old, huh? A decade.Copy !req
21. Double digits. The big 1 -0.Copy !req
22. You don't like it?Copy !req
23. - No, no, it's great.
- You hate it.Copy !req
24. I should've gotten you
the Alex alarm clock.Copy !req
25. That's the big seller.Copy !req
26. No, no, no. The present's great, really.Copy !req
27. It's just that
another year's come and goneCopy !req
28. and I'm still doing the same old thing.Copy !req
29. "Stand over here. Trot over there.
Eat some grass. Walk back over here."Copy !req
30. - I see your problem.
- Maybe I should go to law school.Copy !req
31. You just need to break out
of that boring routine.Copy !req
32. - How?
- Throw out the old act.Copy !req
33. Who knows what you'll do.
Make it up as you go along.Copy !req
34. Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly.
Boom, boom, boom.Copy !req
35. - Really?
- You know, make it fresh.Copy !req
36. Fresh, huh? Okay. I could do fresh.Copy !req
37. Works for me.Copy !req
38. Here come the people, Marty.
I love the people.Copy !req
39. It's fun people fun time!Copy !req
40. Let's go, Gloria!
Up and at 'em. We're open!Copy !req
41. - What day is it?
- It's Friday. Field trip day.Copy !req
42. Yes, it's field trip day.Copy !req
43. Let's get up and go in ten more minutes.Copy !req
44. Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman!
Melman, Melman, Melman!Copy !req
45. Wake up! Rise and shine!Copy !req
46. It's another fabulous morning
in the Big Apple.Copy !req
47. Let's go.Copy !req
48. - Not for me. I'm calling in sick.
- What?Copy !req
49. I found another brown spot
on my shoulder. Right here. See?Copy !req
50. Right there. You see?Copy !req
51. Melman, you know it's all in your head.Copy !req
52. Let's go! Come on!Copy !req
53. Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey.Copy !req
54. Oh, I'm going to be fresh.Copy !req
55. Straight out the ground. Tasty fresh!
Freshalicious.Copy !req
56. Ziploc fresh.Copy !req
57. Ladies and gentlemen,
children of all ages,Copy !req
58. the Central Park Zoo proudly presents...Copy !req
59. Show them the cat. Who's the cat?Copy !req
60. The king of New York City.Copy !req
61. - Alex the lion.
- Alex the lion.Copy !req
62. It's showtime.Copy !req
63. Roar!Copy !req
64. Gather around, people.
Big show about to start.Copy !req
65. Check out the zebra taking care of biz.
That's right.Copy !req
66. Just smile and wave, boys.
Smile and wave.Copy !req
67. Kowalski, progress report.Copy !req
68. We're 500 feet
from the main sewer line.Copy !req
69. - And the bad news?
- We've broken our last shovel.Copy !req
70. Right.Copy !req
71. Rico, you're on litter patrol.
We need shovels.Copy !req
72. And find more Popsicle sticks.
We don't want to risk another cave-in.Copy !req
73. And me, Skipper?Copy !req
74. I want you
to look cute and cuddly, Private.Copy !req
75. Today we're going to blow this dump.Copy !req
76. Come here. Come here.
Come on, penguin.Copy !req
77. Yeah!
You don't see that on Animal Planet.Copy !req
78. Ha-ha.Copy !req
79. Well, show's over, folks.
Thanks for coming.Copy !req
80. I hope you thought it was fresh.Copy !req
81. I'll be here all week.Copy !req
82. In fact, I'll be here for my whole life.Copy !req
83. Three hundred and sixty-five days
a year,Copy !req
84. including Christmas, Hanukkah,
Halloween, Kwanzaa.Copy !req
85. Please don't forget
to never spay or neuter your pets.Copy !req
86. And tip your cabbie,
because he's broke.Copy !req
87. You, quadruped.
Sprechen sie Englisch?Copy !req
88. \ Sprechen.Copy !req
89. - What continent is this?
- Manhattan.Copy !req
90. Hoover Dam! We're still in New York.Copy !req
91. Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive.Copy !req
92. Hey. You in the tux. Wait a minute.Copy !req
93. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
94. We're digging to Antarctica.Copy !req
95. Ant-who-tica?Copy !req
96. Can you keep a secret,
my monochromatic friend?Copy !req
97. Do you ever see any penguins
running free around New York City?Copy !req
98. Of course not. We don't belong here.
It's just not natural.Copy !req
99. This is all
some kind of whacked-out conspiracy.Copy !req
100. We're going
to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica.Copy !req
101. To the wild.Copy !req
102. The wild? You could actually go there?Copy !req
103. That sounds great.Copy !req
104. Hey, hold up. Where is this place?
Tell me where it is.Copy !req
105. You didn't see anything.Copy !req
106. - Right?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
107. I'm sorry. No, sir.Copy !req
108. For his final appearance of the day,
the king of New York City.Copy !req
109. Alex the lion.Copy !req
110. Roar!Copy !req
111. Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
112. You guys are great.
You're a great crowd.Copy !req
113. Give yourselves a hand.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
114. Well. Thank you.Copy !req
115. Oh, that's too kind. Too kind.Copy !req
116. Underpants!Copy !req
117. Everybody get home safe. Hey!
Check out my Web site.Copy !req
118. Twenty-four hour Alex Cam.
Watch me sleep.Copy !req
119. This is the life.Copy !req
120. That's the spot.Copy !req
121. I'm in heaven.Copy !req
122. - It's Marty's birthday.
- Just rip it open.Copy !req
123. - What is it?
- Come on. Open it up. What you got?Copy !req
124. A thermometer.Copy !req
125. Thanks. I love it, Melman. I love it.Copy !req
126. I wanted to give you
something personal.Copy !req
127. That was my first rectal thermometer.Copy !req
128. - Mother...
- I'll miss that bad boy.Copy !req
129. Get the cake. Melman, come on.Copy !req
130. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
131. You live in a zooCopy !req
132. You look like a monkeyCopy !req
133. And you smell like one tooCopy !req
134. I say.Copy !req
135. Well, now,
you guys are just embarrassing me.Copy !req
136. And yourselves.Copy !req
137. What? We worked on that all week.Copy !req
138. Let's go. Let's make a wish, baby cakes.Copy !req
139. - What'd you wish for?
- Nope. Can't tell you that.Copy !req
140. Come on. Tell.Copy !req
141. No siree. I'm telling you, it's bad luck.Copy !req
142. You want some bad luck, I'll blab it out.Copy !req
143. But if you want to be safe,
I'll keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
144. Would you just tell us?
What could happen?Copy !req
145. Okay.Copy !req
146. I wished I could go to the wild!Copy !req
147. The wild?Copy !req
148. I told you it was bad luck.Copy !req
149. The wild? Are you nuts?Copy !req
150. That is the worst idea I've ever heard.Copy !req
151. It's unsanitary.Copy !req
152. The penguins are going. So why can't I?Copy !req
153. The penguins are psychotic.Copy !req
154. Come on.
Just imagine going back to nature.Copy !req
155. Back to your roots.
Clean air, wide-open spaces!Copy !req
156. I hear there's wide-open spaces
in Connecticut.Copy !req
157. - Connecticut?
- You got to go over to Grand Central.Copy !req
158. Then you got to take
the Metro-North train... North?Copy !req
159. So one could take the train?
Just hypothetically.Copy !req
160. Come on. What would Connecticut
have to offer us?Copy !req
161. - Lyme disease.
- Thank you, Melman.Copy !req
162. No, I just want...Copy !req
163. There's none of this in the wild.Copy !req
164. This is a highly refined
type of food thingCopy !req
165. that you do not find in the wild.Copy !req
166. You ever thought there might be
more to life than steak, Alex?Copy !req
167. He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.Copy !req
168. Doesn't it bother you guysCopy !req
169. that you don't know anything
about life outside this zoo?Copy !req
170. Nuh-uh. Nope.Copy !req
171. Well, I mean, come on.
That's just one subject.Copy !req
172. You got a little schmutz
right there on your...Copy !req
173. Thanks, guys. Thanks for the party.
It was great.Copy !req
174. Really.Copy !req
175. What's eating him?Copy !req
176. Maybe you should talk to him.
Go over and give him a little pep talk.Copy !req
177. Hey, I already gave him a snow globe.
I can't top that.Copy !req
178. I can see where this is going.Copy !req
179. It is getting late. I guess I'm going to...Copy !req
180. Come on. He's your best friend.Copy !req
181. All right, all right. Okay.Copy !req
182. - Night, Marty.
- Night, Glo.Copy !req
183. What a day.Copy !req
184. I mean, I tell you, it just doesn't get
any better than this, you know?Copy !req
185. It just did. Even the star's out.Copy !req
186. Not going to find a star like that
in the wild.Copy !req
187. Helicopter.Copy !req
188. Marty. Buddy. Listen.Copy !req
189. Everybody has days when they thinkCopy !req
190. the grass might be greener
somewhere else.Copy !req
191. Alex.Copy !req
192. Look at me.Copy !req
193. I'm ten years old. My life is half over.Copy !req
194. And I don't even know
if I'm black with white stripesCopy !req
195. or white with black stripes.Copy !req
196. Marty.Copy !req
197. I'm thinking of a song.Copy !req
198. Alex. Please. Not now.Copy !req
199. Oh, yes. It's a wonderful song.
I think you're familiar with it.Copy !req
200. Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. No, no, no.
I'm not listening.Copy !req
201. Start spreadin' the newsCopy !req
202. I don't know you.Copy !req
203. I'm leaving todayCopy !req
204. We are a great big part of itCopy !req
205. He's funny. Who is that?Copy !req
206. Come on.
You know you know the words.Copy !req
207. Two little words.Copy !req
208. New York.Copy !req
209. New YorkCopy !req
210. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Hey, I'm sleeping here!Copy !req
211. We're not all nocturnal, you know!Copy !req
212. I'll knock your "turnal" right off, pal.Copy !req
213. Yeah, you and what army, stripes?Copy !req
214. You mess with him,
you mess with me, Howard.Copy !req
215. - You're a bigmouth lion.
- See? Mr. Grumpy Stripes.Copy !req
216. We make a great team, the two of us.Copy !req
217. We sure do. No doubt about it.Copy !req
218. So, what are you going to do?
Go running off to the wild by yourself?Copy !req
219. - No.
- Good.Copy !req
220. You and me. Let's go.Copy !req
221. - What?
- The wild.Copy !req
222. Come on. You and me together.Copy !req
223. It's a straight shot down Fifth Avenue
to Grand Central.Copy !req
224. We'll grab a train, we'll head north.Copy !req
225. We can be back by morning.
No one will ever know.Copy !req
226. You're joking. Right?Copy !req
227. Yeah. I'm joking. Of course I'm joking.
Give me a break.Copy !req
228. Like we're going to get a train.Copy !req
229. Don't do that.
You really had me worried there.Copy !req
230. Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack.Copy !req
231. Yeah, me too.
I'll need to rest my voice for tomorrow.Copy !req
232. It's Seniors' Day, you know.
Have to roar extra loud.Copy !req
233. Give them a little jolt. You know?Copy !req
234. Good night, AllyAl.Copy !req
235. They forgot
to turn off the ambiance again.Copy !req
236. Don't worry. It's cool.Copy !req
237. You know, I got it.Copy !req
238. Much better.Copy !req
239. Come on, now, baby.Copy !req
240. My little filet.Copy !req
241. My little filet mignon
with a little fat around the edges.Copy !req
242. I like that. I like a
little fat on my steak.Copy !req
243. My sweet, juicy steak.
You are a rare delicacy.Copy !req
244. Alex. Alex. Alex!Copy !req
245. What? What?Copy !req
246. You suck your thumb?Copy !req
247. What is it, Melman?Copy !req
248. You know
how I have that bladder infectionCopy !req
249. and I have to get up every two hours?Copy !req
250. I got up to pee and looked over at
Marty's pen, which I usually don't do.Copy !req
251. I don't know why, but I did. And...Copy !req
252. What? What's going on?Copy !req
253. It's Marty. He's gone.Copy !req
254. Gone! What do you mean, "gone"?Copy !req
255. How long has he been working on this?Copy !req
256. Marty! Marty!Copy !req
257. He wouldn't fit down there.Copy !req
258. Marty? Marty! Marty!Copy !req
259. This doesn't make any sense.
Where would he go?Copy !req
260. - Connecticut!
- He wouldn't.Copy !req
261. Oh, no! What are we going to do?Copy !req
262. I mean, we got to call somebody!Copy !req
263. Hello? Get me Missing Animals.
And hurry.Copy !req
264. We've got a lost zebra probably on
the way to Connecticut, and we need...Copy !req
265. - Hello? Hello?
- Wait a second.Copy !req
266. - We can't call the people.
- What the...?Copy !req
267. They'll be really mad.Copy !req
268. It'll get Marty transferred for good.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.Copy !req
269. I know that's right.Copy !req
270. - We got to go after him.
- Go after him?Copy !req
271. He's not thinking straight.Copy !req
272. Let's stop him from making
the biggest mistake of his life.Copy !req
273. He's probably out there
lost and cold, confused.Copy !req
274. Poor little guy.Copy !req
275. Come on.Copy !req
276. One of us should wait here
in case he comes back.Copy !req
277. Not now. This is an intervention.
We all got to go.Copy !req
278. What's the fastest way
to Grand Central?Copy !req
279. - You should take Lexington.
- Melman!Copy !req
280. - Okay. "We." We should take Lexington.
- What about Park?Copy !req
281. No, Park goes two ways.
You can't time the lights.Copy !req
282. I heard Tom Wolfe
is speaking at Lincoln Center.Copy !req
283. Well, of course
we're going to throw poo at him.Copy !req
284. We should've taken Park.Copy !req
285. You sure this is the fastest way
to Grand Central Station?Copy !req
286. I don't know! That's what Melman said.Copy !req
287. Hey. Hey, you, guys.Copy !req
288. That room has some nifty little sinks
you can wash up in, and look!Copy !req
289. Free mints!Copy !req
290. This isn't a field trip.Copy !req
291. This is an urgent mission to save Marty
from throwing his life away.Copy !req
292. Now, where's the train?Copy !req
293. Here it comes.Copy !req
294. What did Marty say to you?
I asked you to talk to him.Copy !req
295. I did! I did! I don't understand.
He said, "Let's go."Copy !req
296. I said, "Are you crazy?"
He says, "I'm ten years old."Copy !req
297. And he has black-and-white stripes,
and so then we sang and...Copy !req
298. What you got to do is go straight back
down West 42nd.Copy !req
299. - It's on your left after Vanderbilt.
- Okay.Copy !req
300. If you hit the Chrysler Building,
you've gone too far.Copy !req
301. Thanks a lot, officer.Copy !req
302. Hey! Wait for the light.Copy !req
303. Freak.Copy !req
304. - Did you say "zebra"?
- That's right. A zebra.Copy !req
305. Right in front of me.Copy !req
306. - Can I shoot it?
- Negative.Copy !req
307. Then I'm going to need some backup.Copy !req
308. - Knicks lost again.
- What are you going to do?Copy !req
309. Did that say "Grand Central Station"
or "my aunt's constipation"?Copy !req
310. This is it.Copy !req
311. Grand Central Station.Copy !req
312. It's grand and it's central.Copy !req
313. Move aside.
We have an emergency here.Copy !req
314. This is an emergency situation.Copy !req
315. Hey, hey. Just chill out.
It's not that big of an emergency.Copy !req
316. Upstairs, downstairs.Copy !req
317. How do you like that?Copy !req
318. Lady! What is wrong with you?Copy !req
319. Get a grip on yourselves, people.Copy !req
320. You're a bad kitty.Copy !req
321. Dagnabbit! I missed the express.Copy !req
322. Looks like I'll have to take
the Stamford local.Copy !req
323. I got him! I've got him!Copy !req
324. He's got him!Copy !req
325. He's got him! He's got him! He's got...Copy !req
326. I got something for you!Copy !req
327. I'm okay. I'm okay.Copy !req
328. Whoa! What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
329. - I am so glad we found you.
- We were so worried about you.Copy !req
330. Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Look at me. I'm fine.Copy !req
331. You're fine? Oh, he's fine. Oh, great.Copy !req
332. You hear that? Marty's fine.
That's good to know.Copy !req
333. Because I was wondering...Copy !req
334. How could you do this to us?
I thought we were your friends!Copy !req
335. What's the big deal?
I was coming back.Copy !req
336. Don't ever do this again.
Do you hear me?Copy !req
337. - Do you hear him?
- Guys, we're running out of time.Copy !req
338. Oh, Melman, you broke their clock?Copy !req
339. Do this again!
Don't you ever, ever do this again!Copy !req
340. Come here.Copy !req
341. We've been ratted out, boys.Copy !req
342. Hold your fire!Copy !req
343. Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.Copy !req
344. If you have any poo, fling it now.Copy !req
345. It's the Man.Copy !req
346. Good evening, officers.Copy !req
347. No. No. No. You don't talk now. Okay?Copy !req
348. You're not good
with the "putting words togetherCopy !req
349. "and their coming out good" thing.
You keep it "shh."Copy !req
350. Hey! How you doing? You know what?
Everything's cool.Copy !req
351. We just had a little situation here.
Little internal situation.Copy !req
352. My friend went a little crazy.
Happens to everybody.Copy !req
353. The city gets to us all.
Went a little cuckoo in the head.Copy !req
354. Don't be calling me cuckoo in the head.Copy !req
355. Just shush! I will handle this.Copy !req
356. Oh! I got him!Copy !req
357. Go, go, go! Right here, please.Copy !req
358. Would you give a guy a break?Copy !req
359. We'll take my little friend home and
forget this ever happened. All right?Copy !req
360. No harm, no foul, right?Copy !req
361. Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion.
From the zoo.Copy !req
362. What's the matter with them?Copy !req
363. I feel really, really weird.Copy !req
364. I love you guys.Copy !req
365. I love you so much.Copy !req
366. Last night's dramatic incident
in Grand CentralCopy !req
367. is an example of what animal rights
wackos have been shouting for years:Copy !req
368. Animals clearly
don't belong in captivity.Copy !req
369. They are to be sent back
to their natural habitat,Copy !req
370. where they will live their lives
in the freedom they desire.Copy !req
371. - Hey. Little help?
- He's awake! He's awake!Copy !req
372. Do something!Copy !req
373. Oh, man.Copy !req
374. Oh, my head.Copy !req
375. What the...?Copy !req
376. Wait. Where? What?Copy !req
377. I'm in a box! Oh, no. No, no!
Not the box.Copy !req
378. Oh, no, they can't transfer me. Not me!Copy !req
379. Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.Copy !req
380. Darkness creeping in.Copy !req
381. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.Copy !req
382. Walls closing in around me.Copy !req
383. So alone. So alone.Copy !req
384. - Alex! Alex, are you there?
- Marty?Copy !req
385. - Yeah! Talk to me, buddy.
- Oh, Marty! You're here!Copy !req
386. - What's going on? You okay?
- This doesn't look good.Copy !req
387. - Alex, Marty, is that you?
- Gloria!Copy !req
388. - You're here too!
- I am loving the sound of your voice.Copy !req
389. - What is going on?
- We're all in crates.Copy !req
390. Oh, no!Copy !req
391. - Sleeping just knocks me out.
- Melman!Copy !req
392. Is that Melman?Copy !req
393. - Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
394. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.Copy !req
395. - You're not getting an MRI.
- CAT scan?Copy !req
396. No CAT scan. It's a transfer.
It's a zoo transfer.Copy !req
397. Zoo transfer? Oh, no.
No, no, I can't be transferred.Copy !req
398. I have an appointment
with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00.Copy !req
399. There are prescriptions
that have to be filled.Copy !req
400. No other zoo
could afford my medical care.Copy !req
401. And I am not going HMO.Copy !req
402. Take it easy, Melman.
It's going to be okay.Copy !req
403. - We are going to be okizay.
- No, we're not going to be okizay.Copy !req
404. Now, because of you, we're ruined!Copy !req
405. Because of me?
I fail to see how this is my fault.Copy !req
406. - You're kidding, right, Marty?
- You. You ticked off the people.Copy !req
407. You bit the hand, Marty.
You bit the hand.Copy !req
408. "I don't know who I am.Copy !req
409. "I got to go find myself in the wild."
Oh, please.Copy !req
410. I did not ask you to come after me,
did I?Copy !req
411. He does have a point.Copy !req
412. I did say we should stay at the zoo,
but you guys...Copy !req
413. Melman, just shut it.Copy !req
414. You suggested this idea to him
in the first place.Copy !req
415. - Leave Melman out of this.
- Thank you, Gloria.Copy !req
416. Besides, it's not my fault
that we were transferred.Copy !req
417. Melman, shut it.
Does anybody feel nauseous?Copy !req
418. - I feel nauseous.
- Melman, you always feel nauseous.Copy !req
419. Progress report.Copy !req
420. It's an older code, Skipper.
I can't make it out.Copy !req
421. You, higher mammal.Copy !req
422. Can you read?Copy !req
423. No. Phil can read, though. Phil.Copy !req
424. Ship to Kenya.Copy !req
425. Wildlife preserve.Copy !req
426. Africa!Copy !req
427. Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico.Copy !req
428. I was the star
in the greatest city on Earth.Copy !req
429. - Guys, listen.
- A king. Loved by my people.Copy !req
430. - Let's be civil.
- And you've ruined everything!Copy !req
431. "Loved"?Copy !req
432. If the people loved you, it's only
because they didn't know the real you!Copy !req
433. Don't make me come up there.
I'll whoop both of y'all.Copy !req
434. I thought I knew the real you!Copy !req
435. Your black-and-white stripes, they
cancel each other out. You're nothing!Copy !req
436. Stop it, stop it, stop it!Copy !req
437. You're not helping the situation.Copy !req
438. Status.Copy !req
439. It's no good. I don't know the codes.Copy !req
440. Don't give me excuses. Give me results!
Navigation.Copy !req
441. All right. Let me think.Copy !req
442. And shut him up!Copy !req
443. - I did it!
- Let's get this tin can turned around.Copy !req
444. Guys?Copy !req
445. Oh, no.Copy !req
446. Gloria!Copy !req
447. Melman!Copy !req
448. Marty!Copy !req
449. Alex!Copy !req
450. Marty?Copy !req
451. Alex!Copy !req
452. Marty!Copy !req
453. No, wait. Come back, Marty!Copy !req
454. Don't go.Copy !req
455. Marty?Copy !req
456. Melman?Copy !req
457. Gloria?Copy !req
458. Marty? Melman? Gloria?Copy !req
459. Marty!Copy !req
460. Melman! Gloria!Copy !req
461. Hey, anyone! Hello!Copy !req
462. Marty, Melman, Gloria.Copy !req
463. Gloria, Melman, Marty.
Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman.Copy !req
464. Morty, Morty, Gelman. Regis. Kelly.Copy !req
465. Matt, Katie, Al.Copy !req
466. Get me out of this thing.
Somebody. Hello?Copy !req
467. Get me out of this thing right now!Copy !req
468. Hello? Somebody?Copy !req
469. Melman!Copy !req
470. Alex? Is that you?Copy !req
471. Melman, I got you. Hang on! Hang on.
I got you.Copy !req
472. Melman! I got you, buddy.Copy !req
473. Wait a sec, Melman. Wait right there.Copy !req
474. - What are you doing?
- I'm getting you out of the box.Copy !req
475. - Relax.
- Alex?Copy !req
476. Giraffe, corner pocket!Copy !req
477. Here goes nothing!Copy !req
478. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Hold still!Copy !req
479. - Wait, Alex.
- Hold still.Copy !req
480. - No, come on.
- Here I come!Copy !req
481. Look! Look! Look! Look!Copy !req
482. It's Gloria. It's Gloria!Copy !req
483. Oh, hey, it is Gloria.Copy !req
484. Oh, my...Copy !req
485. Gloria!Copy !req
486. Alrighty, boys, fun's over.Copy !req
487. Gloria!Copy !req
488. Alex!Copy !req
489. - Marty?
- Marty!Copy !req
490. Yeah! All right! That's right!Copy !req
491. Left! Left! Left. No, no, your left!
Your left! Your left!Copy !req
492. Right here's good.Copy !req
493. I don't have anything on me right now.
I'll have to get you later.Copy !req
494. To you too.Copy !req
495. Marty! Marty!Copy !req
496. Alex!Copy !req
497. - Marty!
- Alex!Copy !req
498. - Marty!
- Al!Copy !req
499. Marty!Copy !req
500. Alex?Copy !req
501. Marty!Copy !req
502. Oh, sugar, honey, ice tea.Copy !req
503. Martin!Copy !req
504. - Hold up!
- I'm going to kill you!Copy !req
505. - Come here! Don't run away from me!
- Calm down!Copy !req
506. If you keep running,
I'm going to just kill you more!Copy !req
507. Oh, look at us.Copy !req
508. We're all here together.
Safe and sound.Copy !req
509. Yeah, here we are.Copy !req
510. Where exactly is "here"?Copy !req
511. - San Diego.
- San Diego?Copy !req
512. White sandy beaches,Copy !req
513. cleverly simulated natural environment,
wide-open enclosures.Copy !req
514. I'm telling you,
this could be the San Diego Zoo.Copy !req
515. Complete with fake rocks.Copy !req
516. Wow, that looks real.Copy !req
517. San Diego?
What could be worse than San Diego?Copy !req
518. I don't know.
This place is crackalacking!Copy !req
519. Oh, I could hang here.
I could hang here.Copy !req
520. - I'll kill you!
- Take it easy!Copy !req
521. - Strangle you!
- Calm down.Copy !req
522. Then bury you, dig you up,
clone you and kill your clones.Copy !req
523. - 20-second timeout.
- I'll never talk to you again.Copy !req
524. Now, look.
We're just going to find the people,Copy !req
525. get checked in
and have this mess straightened out.Copy !req
526. Oh, great. This is just great. San Diego.Copy !req
527. Now I'll have to compete with Shamu
and his smug little grin.Copy !req
528. I can't top that. Can't top it.Copy !req
529. I'm ruined! I'm done.
I'm out of the business.Copy !req
530. It's your fault, Marty! You've ruined me.Copy !req
531. Come on, Alex. Do you honestly think
I intended all of this to happen?Copy !req
532. You want me to say that I'm sorry?
Is that what you want?Copy !req
533. Okay, I'm...Copy !req
534. He just shushed me.Copy !req
535. Marty, look, you've got to be
just a little bit more und...Copy !req
536. - Don't you shush me.
- Do you hear that? Don't you hear that?Copy !req
537. - I hear it now.
- Where there's music, there's people.Copy !req
538. - Go to the head honcho.
- A sidewalk would be nice.Copy !req
539. Yeah, what a dump.Copy !req
540. They should call it
the San Di-lame-o Zoo.Copy !req
541. First they tell you, "We got this great
open plan thing. Let animals run wild."Copy !req
542. Next thing, flowers in your hair,
everybody's hugging everybody.Copy !req
543. This place kind of grows on you.
This way, guys! Come on!Copy !req
544. What the...?Copy !req
545. Oh, no!Copy !req
546. Okay, let's make a good impression
on the people.Copy !req
547. Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.Copy !req
548. - Is that the best you can do?
- Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.Copy !req
549. Well, great. Let's make gas look good.Copy !req
550. - Wow!
- It's not people. It's animals.Copy !req
551. California animals. Dude.Copy !req
552. This is like a Puffy party.Copy !req
553. I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move itCopy !req
554. - Ya like to
- Move itCopy !req
555. I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move itCopy !req
556. I like to move it, move itCopy !req
557. - Ya like to
- Move itCopy !req
558. I like to move it, move it
You like to move it, move itCopy !req
559. She like to move it, move itCopy !req
560. - He like to
- Move itCopy !req
561. All girls all over the worldCopy !req
562. Original King Julien 'pon yer case, manCopy !req
563. I love how all the girls
that love to move their bodyCopy !req
564. When ya move your body, ya doCopy !req
565. Move it nice and sweet and sassy,
all rightCopy !req
566. What kind of zoo is this?Copy !req
567. I just saw 26
blatant health code violations.Copy !req
568. I'm loving San Diego.
This place is off the chizain.Copy !req
569. Twenty-seven.Copy !req
570. Woman, physically fit, physically fitCopy !req
571. Physically, physically, physically fit
Woman, physically fit, physically fitCopy !req
572. We should've brought chips and dip.Copy !req
573. Wait.Copy !req
574. Where's Alex? What happened to him?
He was right behind us. Wasn't he?Copy !req
575. I don't know where he's at, but he's
missing one heck of a party.Copy !req
576. The foosa!Copy !req
577. The foosa are attacking!
Run for your lives!Copy !req
578. - Foosa hungry.
- Foosa eat.Copy !req
579. I hate spiderwebs.Copy !req
580. Yeah, thanks a lot, guys.Copy !req
581. Thanks for waiting up.
Really appreciate it.Copy !req
582. Hey, hi. We just got in from New York,
and we're looking for a supervisor.Copy !req
583. Because we've been sitting
on that beach back there for hours,Copy !req
584. and nobody's even bothered to show up.Copy !req
585. I don't know how things
are normally run around here,Copy !req
586. but there's been some sort
of major screwup, which is cool.Copy !req
587. So if you could point us towards
the administrative offices, we'll...Copy !req
588. Well, howdy-do.Copy !req
589. Spider! Spider! Spider on my back!Copy !req
590. - Maurice, did you see that?
- He scared the foosa away.Copy !req
591. Come on, Gloria. Get it.Copy !req
592. Get it! Get it! Get it!Copy !req
593. - That's it! Smack it!
- Get it, get it!Copy !req
594. Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go?Copy !req
595. King Julien, what are they?
What are they?Copy !req
596. They are aliens.
Savage aliens from the savage future.Copy !req
597. They've come to kill us.Copy !req
598. And take our women.
And our precious metals.Copy !req
599. Get up, Mort.
Do not be near the king's feet, okay?Copy !req
600. We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone.
Including me.Copy !req
601. Who's making that noise?
Oh, it's me again.Copy !req
602. There it is! Get it! Come on, Gloria!Copy !req
603. - Enough! Enough with the stick.
- I think she got it.Copy !req
604. Is it still on me? I hate spiders.Copy !req
605. It's okay. It's gone.Copy !req
606. They are savages.Copy !req
607. Tonight we die.Copy !req
608. The feet. I told you... I told you to...
I told every...Copy !req
609. Didn't I tell him about the feet?Copy !req
610. He did tell you about the feet.Copy !req
611. - Wait. I have a plan.
- Really?Copy !req
612. I have devised a cunning test
to see whether these are savage killers.Copy !req
613. Hi there.Copy !req
614. You let me handle it. Alex handles it.
Marty does nothing.Copy !req
615. Hi there.Copy !req
616. Oh, jeez. Sorry.Copy !req
617. - Oh, Alex, what'd you do?
- Stop. Stop. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
618. I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion.
Oh, jeez!Copy !req
619. - Alex!
- Oh, you poor little baby.Copy !req
620. Did that big mean lion scare you?Copy !req
621. He did?
He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he?Copy !req
622. Come on. Mama'll hold you.
Look at you.Copy !req
623. They are so cute
from a reasonable distance.Copy !req
624. Aren't you the sweetest little thing.
I just want to dunk him in my coffee.Copy !req
625. They're just a bunch of pansies.Copy !req
626. I don't know.Copy !req
627. There's something about that one
with the crazy hairdoCopy !req
628. that I find suspicious.Copy !req
629. Nonsense, Maurice.Copy !req
630. Come on, everybody.
Let's go and meet the pansies!Copy !req
631. Presenting your royal highness,
our illustrious King Julien XIII,Copy !req
632. self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs,
et cetera. Hooray, everybody.Copy !req
633. He's got style.Copy !req
634. What is he, like,
king of the guinea pigs?Copy !req
635. I think it's a squirrel.Copy !req
636. Welcome, giant pansies.Copy !req
637. Please feel free to bask in my glow.Copy !req
638. - Definitely a squirrel.
- Yep. Squirrel.Copy !req
639. We thank you with enormous gratitude
for chasing away the foosa.Copy !req
640. - The "whossa"?
- The foosa.Copy !req
641. They annoy us by trespassing,
interrupting our partiesCopy !req
642. - and ripping our limbs off.
- Good.Copy !req
643. We're just trying to find out
where the people are, so...Copy !req
644. What big teeth you have. Man!Copy !req
645. Shame on you, Maurice.Copy !req
646. Can you not see
that you have insulted the freak?Copy !req
647. You must tell me,
who the heck are you?Copy !req
648. I'm Alex. The Alex.
And this is Gloria, Marty and Melman.Copy !req
649. And just where are you giants from?Copy !req
650. We're from New York and...Copy !req
651. - All hail the New York giants!
- New York giants!Copy !req
652. Is this
some sort of inbreeding program?Copy !req
653. I say we just got to ask these bozos
where the people are.Copy !req
654. Excuse me.
We bozos have the people, of course.Copy !req
655. Hey, the bozos have the people.Copy !req
656. Oh, well, great. Good. Phew.Copy !req
657. They're up there.Copy !req
658. Don't you love the people?
Not a very lively bunch, though.Copy !req
659. Wow.Copy !req
660. So do you have any live people?Copy !req
661. No. Only dead ones.Copy !req
662. I mean,
if we had a lot of live people here,Copy !req
663. it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?Copy !req
664. - The wild?
- Whoa.Copy !req
665. Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket.Copy !req
666. You mean, like,Copy !req
667. the "live in a mud hut,
wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?Copy !req
668. - Who wipes?
- Oy vey.Copy !req
669. - Oy vey!
- Oy vey, everybody!Copy !req
670. Oy vey!Copy !req
671. Could you excuse me for a moment?Copy !req
672. Get me out of here!
We got to get out of here!Copy !req
673. - Help!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
674. I'm swimming back to New York.Copy !req
675. I know my chances are slim,
but I have to try!Copy !req
676. - You can't swim!
- I said my chances are slim!Copy !req
677. Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
I can't see! I can't see!Copy !req
678. I can see!Copy !req
679. Look. There's obviously
just been a little mistake.Copy !req
680. The people didn't dump us here
on purpose.Copy !req
681. As soon as they realize what happened,
they'll come looking for us, right?Copy !req
682. Yeah, right.Copy !req
683. I don't know the words
But we're born freeCopy !req
684. You know something?
I bet they're already on their way.Copy !req
685. Well, boys, it's going to be
ice-cold sushi for breakfast.Copy !req
686. Rico.Copy !req
687. Well, since I'm doomed to die
on this forsaken island,Copy !req
688. I, Melman Mankiewicz,Copy !req
689. being of sound mind and unsound body,Copy !req
690. have divided my estate equally
among the three of you.Copy !req
691. Sorry, Alex.Copy !req
692. Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Melman.
Outdoor plumbing.Copy !req
693. No, it's not a latrine. It's a grave.Copy !req
694. You sent Melman to his grave.
Are you happy?Copy !req
695. Come on.Copy !req
696. This isn't the end.
This is a whole new beginning.Copy !req
697. This could be the best that's happened.Copy !req
698. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No.Copy !req
699. This is not the best thing
that's happened to us.Copy !req
700. You abused the power
of the birthday wishCopy !req
701. and brought bad luck on all of us.Copy !req
702. Why'd you tell your wish?
You're not supposed to.Copy !req
703. I didn't want to tell you. Remember?Copy !req
704. - You guys made me tell you.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
705. Besides, this isn't bad luck.
This is good luck.Copy !req
706. Look around.
There's no fences, no schedules.Copy !req
707. This place is beautiful.
Baby, we were born...Copy !req
708. Okay. Okay. I've had enough of this.Copy !req
709. This is your side of the island,
and this is our side of the island.Copy !req
710. That is the bad side,
where you can prance and skipCopy !req
711. like a magical pixie horse
and do whatever the heck you want.Copy !req
712. This is the good side
for those who love New YorkCopy !req
713. and care about going home.Copy !req
714. - Come on.
- No, no. Back! Back!Copy !req
715. You know what? This isn't good.Copy !req
716. Okay! You all have your side,
and I'll have mine.Copy !req
717. And if you need me, I'll be over here,Copy !req
718. on the fun side of the island,
having a good old time.Copy !req
719. This is the fun side,Copy !req
720. where we'll have a great time surviving
until we go home.Copy !req
721. - A yabbadabbado old time!
- This side's the best.Copy !req
722. That side stinks!Copy !req
723. You're on the Jersey side
of this cesspool!Copy !req
724. - Wilma!
- Now what do we do?Copy !req
725. Don't worry.
I have a plan to get us rescued.Copy !req
726. Can't wait to see the look
on Marty's face when he sees this.Copy !req
727. Just look at him.
He's helpless without us.Copy !req
728. Shut up, Spalding.Copy !req
729. I've been standing here for hours, man.
How long do I have to pose like this?Copy !req
730. She is finito.Copy !req
731. I defy any rescue boat
within a million milesCopy !req
732. to miss this baby.Copy !req
733. When the moment is right,
we will ignite the beacon of libertyCopy !req
734. and be rescued
from this awful nightmare!Copy !req
735. What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
736. - How's the liberty fire going, Melman?
- Great. Idiot.Copy !req
737. I heard that.Copy !req
738. Why can't we just borrow
some of Marty's fire?Copy !req
739. That's wild fire.Copy !req
740. We're not using wild fire
on Lady Liberty.Copy !req
741. - Now, rub, Melman.
- I've been doing...Copy !req
742. I can't. I can't. I can't do it.
I ju... I can't do it!Copy !req
743. Fire.Copy !req
744. Fire! Fire!Copy !req
745. Oh, my.Copy !req
746. Fire!Copy !req
747. Not yet! No, no! No!Copy !req
748. Fire!Copy !req
749. Melman, hold still!Copy !req
750. Jump! Alex, jump!Copy !req
751. Don't worry, cats always land on their...Copy !req
752. Face? Man, what kind of cat are you?Copy !req
753. You maniac!Copy !req
754. You burned it up! Darn you!Copy !req
755. Darn you all to heck!Copy !req
756. Can we go to the fun side now?Copy !req
757. Everybody, calm down. Come on.
Into your chairs.Copy !req
758. Everybody, calm down. Let go of his tail.Copy !req
759. Separate those two, would you, please?Copy !req
760. You here, you there. Everyone...Copy !req
761. Calm down, people, okay?Copy !req
762. Now, presenting your royal highness,
the illustrious blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
763. You know, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray.
Let's go.Copy !req
764. Now, everybody,Copy !req
765. we all have great curiosity
about our guests, the New York giants.Copy !req
766. - Yes, Willie?
- I like them.Copy !req
767. I like them. I liked them first.
Before I even met them I liked them.Copy !req
768. I liked them right away.Copy !req
769. You hate them
compared to how much I like them.Copy !req
770. Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!Copy !req
771. Now, for as long as we can remember,Copy !req
772. we have been attacked
and eaten by the dreaded foosa.Copy !req
773. The foosa! The foosa are attacking!Copy !req
774. It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!Copy !req
775. Please. Maurice.Copy !req
776. Quiet!Copy !req
777. Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us
this very instant.Copy !req
778. So my genius plan is this:Copy !req
779. We will make the New York giants
our friends and keep them close.Copy !req
780. Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us,
we will be safeCopy !req
781. and never have to worry
about the dreaded foosa ever again.Copy !req
782. I thought of that. I thought of that.
Yes. Me. I did.Copy !req
783. Hold on, everybody. Hold on.
I'm just thinking now.Copy !req
784. I mean,
does anyone wonder why the foosaCopy !req
785. were so scared of Mr. Alex?Copy !req
786. I mean,
maybe we should be scared too.Copy !req
787. What if Mr. Alex
is even worse than the foosa?Copy !req
788. I tell you, that dude
just gives me the heebiedabajeebies.Copy !req
789. Maurice, you did not raise your hand.Copy !req
790. Therefore, your heinous comment
will be stricken from the record.Copy !req
791. Does anyone else
have the heebie-jeebies?Copy !req
792. No? Good. So shut up.Copy !req
793. When the New York giants wake up,Copy !req
794. we will make sure
that they wake up in paradise.Copy !req
795. Now, who would like a cookie?Copy !req
796. Yo, Al. Melman and Gloria
are over there having a good time.Copy !req
797. There's room on the fun side
for one more.Copy !req
798. No, thanks.Copy !req
799. Look, I've been thinking.
Maybe if you gave this place a chance,Copy !req
800. I don't know,
you might even enjoy yourself.Copy !req
801. Marty, I'm tired. I'm hungry.Copy !req
802. I just want to go home.Copy !req
803. Could you just give it a chance?
Think about it.Copy !req
804. It really isn't the fun side without you.Copy !req
805. I know. And then...Copy !req
806. - It's him.
- Who is it?Copy !req
807. It's the pizza man.
Who the heck do you think it is?Copy !req
808. Yes? Can I help you?Copy !req
809. Can I come to the fun side?Copy !req
810. Beg your pardon?Copy !req
811. You know, I've been kind of a jerk.Copy !req
812. But I've been thinking
about what you said, and I'm sorry.Copy !req
813. Welcome to Casa Del Wild.
Take a load off.Copy !req
814. Hey, hey, wipe your feet.Copy !req
815. - Alex!
- Mi Casa is su Casa.Copy !req
816. Very impressive.Copy !req
817. Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.Copy !req
818. This is seawater.Copy !req
819. Oh, you don't swallow it.Copy !req
820. It's just temporary
till the plumbing's done.Copy !req
821. Hey, y'all look hungry.Copy !req
822. How would you like
some of nature's goodness?Copy !req
823. You have food?Copy !req
824. The Fun Side Special, coming up.Copy !req
825. Seaweed on a stick.Copy !req
826. Seaweed?Copy !req
827. On a stick. Don't love it till you try it.Copy !req
828. That's unbelievable.Copy !req
829. - So good.
- Well, thanks.Copy !req
830. It does kind of hit the spot, doesn't it?Copy !req
831. Well, maybe it could use a little lemon.Copy !req
832. No, it's great. It's really great.
Doesn't get any better than this.Copy !req
833. Oh, but it does.Copy !req
834. Check this out.Copy !req
835. Wow. Would you look at that.Copy !req
836. It's like billions and billions
of helicopters.Copy !req
837. It's a shooting star. Make a wish. Quick!Copy !req
838. How about a thick, juicy steak?Copy !req
839. You know what, Alex?Copy !req
840. I promise you I'm going to find you
a steak tomorrow if it kills me.Copy !req
841. Thanks, Marty.Copy !req
842. It is getting late. I guess I'm going to...Copy !req
843. I think I'm going to hit the sack too.Copy !req
844. Sweet dreams, everyone.Copy !req
845. Alex.Copy !req
846. What are you doing?Copy !req
847. Twenty-seven, 28, 29.
Thirty black and only 29 white.Copy !req
848. Looks like
you're black with white stripes after all.Copy !req
849. Dilemma solved. Good night.Copy !req
850. You see, Maurice,
Mr. Alex was grooming his friend.Copy !req
851. He is clearly a tender, loving thing.Copy !req
852. How can you have the heebie-jeebies
for Mr. Alex?Copy !req
853. Look at him. He's so cute and plushy.Copy !req
854. I don't think he was grooming him.Copy !req
855. Look more like
he was tasting him to me.Copy !req
856. Suit yourself, no matter. I don't care.Copy !req
857. Soon we will
put my excellent plan to action.Copy !req
858. All we have to do is wait
until they are deep in their sleep.Copy !req
859. How long is this going to take?Copy !req
860. Well, this sucks!Copy !req
861. Wake up, Mr. Alex.Copy !req
862. Rise and shining.Copy !req
863. Wakey-waking, Mr. Alex!Copy !req
864. Wake up! Alex!Copy !req
865. You suck your thumb?Copy !req
866. Where are we?
What the heck is going on?Copy !req
867. What do you think? Take it easy.Copy !req
868. - Who built a forest?
- Don't be alarmed, giant freaks.Copy !req
869. While you were asleep,Copy !req
870. we simply took you
to our little corner of heaven.Copy !req
871. Welcome to Madagascar.Copy !req
872. - Mada-who-ah?
- What?Copy !req
873. No, not whooha. Ascar.Copy !req
874. Marty. It's...Copy !req
875. Just like my mural back at the zoo.Copy !req
876. Oh, no, fella,
that is the real deal right there.Copy !req
877. Look at that, that's not a bad view.Copy !req
878. That's the thing that you were always
looking at, but it's actually there.Copy !req
879. - That's the real version of...
- How about once around the park?Copy !req
880. Let's get our blood pumping,
lungs breathing this fresh air.Copy !req
881. Who's with me?Copy !req
882. Naw. I don't think I could... You're it!Copy !req
883. Hey! Want to play around?Copy !req
884. Got you there!Copy !req
885. Come here!Copy !req
886. You're it.Copy !req
887. Hey, stop that! Hey, you're crazy!Copy !req
888. Okay, Marty, I'm it. I'm it.
I'm it. You win.Copy !req
889. Come on, Alex, get in the groove.Copy !req
890. I haven't eaten in two days.Copy !req
891. My blood sugar's real low.
I just don't have the energy.Copy !req
892. I don't think that's your problem.Copy !req
893. First of all,
that's not how you run in the wild.Copy !req
894. Let's go. Put the rubber to the road!
You just have to let out that inner lion.Copy !req
895. - Now, who's the cat?
- Marty, I really don't...Copy !req
896. You are, that's who. Come on!
Here we go!Copy !req
897. That's it. Let's build up some steam!
You the cat.Copy !req
898. - Who's the cat?
- You the cat.Copy !req
899. Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?Copy !req
900. I'm the cat!Copy !req
901. Surprise!Copy !req
902. You're it. You're it!
Can't juke the cat. Cat's too quick.Copy !req
903. I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye
on the fly from the deli in the sky!Copy !req
904. - Let's go wild!
- Now you're talking!Copy !req
905. Man! I feel different.Copy !req
906. Noogie, Noogie, Noogie.
Noogie, Noogie, Noogie!Copy !req
907. Kind of charged up or something.Copy !req
908. - Like you said, baby, it's...
- Crackalacking.Copy !req
909. - Ain't that right, Melman?
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
910. I'm in heaven.Copy !req
911. You see, Maurice, Alex is now our friend
and the foosas are nowhere to be seen.Copy !req
912. It could be said that my plan is working
in a very good working kind of way.Copy !req
913. Alex. You got to try some of this.Copy !req
914. I feel good. Feel like a king again.Copy !req
915. King?Copy !req
916. You should see his act.Copy !req
917. Come on, Alex, why don't you
show him some of your act?Copy !req
918. Oh. No,
I really don't think I could... Okay.Copy !req
919. Ladies and gentlemen.
Primates of all ages.Copy !req
920. The wild proudly presents:Copy !req
921. The king.Copy !req
922. Alex the lion!Copy !req
923. E flat, fellas.Copy !req
924. Yeah! The king is in the house!Copy !req
925. See, if he is the king,
then where is his crown?Copy !req
926. I've got a crown.Copy !req
927. Got a very nice one.
And it's here on my head.Copy !req
928. Look at it. Have I got it on?Copy !req
929. Do the roar, man. Do the roar.Copy !req
930. Wow. I've never heard that one before.Copy !req
931. Yeah! Go wild, man! Come on!Copy !req
932. Break out the wave!Copy !req
933. Excuse me.Copy !req
934. You're biting my butt.Copy !req
935. - No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
936. - What did you do?
- You just bit me!Copy !req
937. No. I didn't. Did I?Copy !req
938. - You kind of did.
- He just bit me on the butt!Copy !req
939. What the heck is wrong with you?Copy !req
940. Why'd you bite me?Copy !req
941. - Man, it's because you are his dinner.
- What?Copy !req
942. - Excuse me?
- That's dumb.Copy !req
943. Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple
bite on the buttocks among friends?Copy !req
944. Here, give me a nibble.Copy !req
945. The party is over, Julien.
Your brilliant plan has failed.Copy !req
946. What are you talking about?Copy !req
947. Your friend here is what we callCopy !req
948. a deluxe-model hunting
and eating machine.Copy !req
949. And he eats steak, which is you.Copy !req
950. - Get out of here.
- Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it.Copy !req
951. The plan failed.Copy !req
952. All is lost! We're all doomed.Copy !req
953. The foosas will come back and
gobble us with their mouths becauseCopy !req
954. we are all steak.Copy !req
955. I'm steak! Me, me, me!Copy !req
956. Mr. Alex cannot stay here.Copy !req
957. He belongs with his own kind
on the foosa side of the island.Copy !req
958. By the power vested in me,Copy !req
959. by the law of the jungle,
blah, blah, blah, blah...Copy !req
960. - Be gone!
- What?Copy !req
961. Come on, do I look like a steak to you?Copy !req
962. Yeah!Copy !req
963. See, I told you I don't look like a...
Wait. What you say?Copy !req
964. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
965. - He's going savage.
- Run for your lives.Copy !req
966. Marty, run!Copy !req
967. - A bull's eye. Excellent shot, Maurice.
- Thank you.Copy !req
968. Marty?Copy !req
969. I'm so sorry, Marty.Copy !req
970. What is wrong with me?Copy !req
971. Oh, no.Copy !req
972. What have I done?
It's true. I'm a monster.Copy !req
973. I got to get out of here.Copy !req
974. What have I done? This is a nightmare.Copy !req
975. And it's all my fault.Copy !req
976. Now, because of me, we've lost Alex.Copy !req
977. Well, what are we going to do?Copy !req
978. We'll find a way to help him.
That's what we'll do.Copy !req
979. Okay.Copy !req
980. Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?Copy !req
981. We're tough. We're gritty.
We're adaptable!Copy !req
982. And we are not going to lay down
like a bunch of Melmans.Copy !req
983. No, we're not.Copy !req
984. Oh. Gloria.Copy !req
985. That was not me, okay?
That was the boat.Copy !req
986. - The boat!
- The boat?Copy !req
987. The boat's come back for us!
Come on, guys, we got to flag it down.Copy !req
988. There it is!Copy !req
989. - Hey, over here!
- Over here!Copy !req
990. Over here! Yo!Copy !req
991. Melman, give me a lift. Hurry up!
Lift me up!Copy !req
992. Help! Help! Help!Copy !req
993. - Oh, my neck. My neck. You guys.
- Over here!Copy !req
994. - Melman! Steady. This way!
- You have no idea how much this hurts.Copy !req
995. Hey, boat! We're over here!Copy !req
996. Look! It's turning! It's coming back!
It's coming back!Copy !req
997. Come on! Come on, baby!Copy !req
998. Yes! You guys.Copy !req
999. You flag down that boat. I'll get Alex.Copy !req
1000. Whoa! Hold on there.Copy !req
1001. You cannot go back there by yourself.Copy !req
1002. Come on. I know Alex.Copy !req
1003. He hears we're rescued,
he'll snap right out of it.Copy !req
1004. The people are coming.
They can help us.Copy !req
1005. Melman's right.
The people will know what to do.Copy !req
1006. Now, we got to flag down that boat.Copy !req
1007. Now, this is more like it.Copy !req
1008. You? Oh, ma... Where are the people?Copy !req
1009. We killed them and ate their livers.Copy !req
1010. Got you, didn't I?Copy !req
1011. Just kidding, doll, the people are fine.Copy !req
1012. They're on a slow lifeboat to China.Copy !req
1013. Hey, I know you two.Copy !req
1014. Where's that psychotic lion
and our monochromatic friend?Copy !req
1015. Marty? He's righ... Where did he go?
He was right behind us.Copy !req
1016. He went back for Alex.
He's going to get himself killed!Copy !req
1017. Well, boys,
our monochromatic friend's in danger.Copy !req
1018. Looks like we have a job to do.Copy !req
1019. Captain's log:
Embarking into hostile environment.Copy !req
1020. Kowalski. We'll need to win the hearts
and the minds of the natives.Copy !req
1021. Rico. We'll need
special tactical equipment.Copy !req
1022. We're going to face extreme peril.Copy !req
1023. Private probably won't survive.Copy !req
1024. Alex! Come out, Alex!Copy !req
1025. The boat's here! We can go home!Copy !req
1026. Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!Copy !req
1027. Alex! Alex! Alex!Copy !req
1028. Alex!Copy !req
1029. Marty?Copy !req
1030. Snap out of it, Alex.Copy !req
1031. The boat came back.
We can get out of here.Copy !req
1032. We can go back to civilization,
and everything will be like it used to be.Copy !req
1033. Stay back.Copy !req
1034. Please.Copy !req
1035. I'm a monster.Copy !req
1036. Alex, you're no monster.
You're my friend.Copy !req
1037. We're a team. You and me, remember?Copy !req
1038. I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
1039. Alex.Copy !req
1040. I ain't leaving without you.Copy !req
1041. Alex? I'm thinking of a song.Copy !req
1042. It's a wonderful song.
I'm sure you're familiar with it.Copy !req
1043. Start spreadin' the newsCopy !req
1044. I'm leaving todayCopy !req
1045. We are a great big part of itCopy !req
1046. Come on, you know the words.
Two little words.Copy !req
1047. Please don't make me
sing this by myself.Copy !req
1048. You really don't want to hear me
sing this by myself.Copy !req
1049. Alex? Could you come out here
for a minute?Copy !req
1050. Hey, Alex, a little help.Copy !req
1051. Help me!Copy !req
1052. Alex! Help!Copy !req
1053. Help me! Anybody, help me! Somebody!Copy !req
1054. Help!Copy !req
1055. - Melman?
- That's right, baby.Copy !req
1056. Run!Copy !req
1057. - What's the plan?
- This is the plan.Copy !req
1058. - Foosa hungry.
- Foosa eat.Copy !req
1059. This is the plan?Copy !req
1060. Foosa halt.Copy !req
1061. Ooh.Copy !req
1062. Foosa aaahh.Copy !req
1063. Foosa ooh.Copy !req
1064. Foosa aaahh.Copy !req
1065. Come and get it.Copy !req
1066. Foosa.Copy !req
1067. - Take that.
- Foosa ow!Copy !req
1068. There's too many of them, Skipper.Copy !req
1069. It's been a real pleasure
serving with you boys.Copy !req
1070. Alex?Copy !req
1071. That's my kill.Copy !req
1072. Mine.Copy !req
1073. Alex hungry.Copy !req
1074. Alex eat.Copy !req
1075. It's showtime.Copy !req
1076. Thanks for not giving up on me.Copy !req
1077. Man, you almost
gave me a heart attack.Copy !req
1078. You can't just come sneak up on me.Copy !req
1079. Just because you're a lion...
Let go of me. Let go of me.Copy !req
1080. We're getting out of here.
Guys, just go with me on this.Copy !req
1081. Like I said, it's showtime.Copy !req
1082. Mine.Copy !req
1083. My kill.Copy !req
1084. They're all mine.Copy !req
1085. It's the king of the beasts! Oh, no!Copy !req
1086. - Don't eat me!
- He's big and scary!Copy !req
1087. Fear me!
Savagery beyond comprehension.Copy !req
1088. - I am far too young to die!
- You're a monster! A monster, I say!Copy !req
1089. - And, you!
- Me?Copy !req
1090. Oh, you want some of this?
You better run for your lives.Copy !req
1091. - Somebody call a cop!
- He's psychotic!Copy !req
1092. This is my territory. Understand?Copy !req
1093. I never, ever
want to see you on my turf again.Copy !req
1094. Boo.Copy !req
1095. Yeah! You the cat!Copy !req
1096. Got my boy back!Copy !req
1097. I did it!Copy !req
1098. Give me some love! The plan worked!
The plan worked! I'm very clever!Copy !req
1099. I'm the one, baby! Come on.
Time to robot.Copy !req
1100. I am very clever king.Copy !req
1101. I am super genius.Copy !req
1102. I am robot king of the monkey things.Copy !req
1103. - Compute, compute.
- So, what's for lunch?Copy !req
1104. - Close those eyes.
- Why do I have to?Copy !req
1105. - Do it.
- They're closed.Copy !req
1106. - Tighter.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1107. - No peeking.
- They're closed.Copy !req
1108. Rico.Copy !req
1109. Hai.Copy !req
1110. Open that hatch.Copy !req
1111. Fire in the hole. Now chew.Copy !req
1112. Chew like you mean it. Savor it.Copy !req
1113. - And?
- Well?Copy !req
1114. Pretty good, right?Copy !req
1115. There's always Plan B.Copy !req
1116. This is better than steak.Copy !req
1117. I love it. I love it!Copy !req
1118. The kitty loves the fishy.Copy !req
1119. Well, I propose a toast.Copy !req
1120. Now, he may be
a pain in the butt at times...Copy !req
1121. And trust me, I know.Copy !req
1122. But this cat proved to me
without a doubtCopy !req
1123. that his heart is bigger
than his stomach.Copy !req
1124. - To Alex.
- To Alex.Copy !req
1125. Enough! Stop it!Copy !req
1126. What do you think?
Should we head back to New York?Copy !req
1127. I don't know. I mean, this is your dream.
You sure you want to leave?Copy !req
1128. I don't care where we are.Copy !req
1129. As long as we're together,
it doesn't matter to me.Copy !req
1130. Well, in that case...Copy !req
1131. Yo. Rico. I'll take 300 orders to go.Copy !req
1132. Hai.Copy !req
1133. But before you leave,
I have an announcement to make.Copy !req
1134. So shut up, everyone, please.
Thank you.Copy !req
1135. After much deep and profound
brain things inside my head,Copy !req
1136. I have decided to thank you
for bringing peace to our home.Copy !req
1137. And to make you feel good,Copy !req
1138. I'm going to give you
this lovely parting gift.Copy !req
1139. No, I couldn't.
Really, I can't take your crown.Copy !req
1140. That's okay, I've got a bigger crown.Copy !req
1141. It's got a gecko on it.Copy !req
1142. Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go!Copy !req
1143. - Bye, little fuzzbuckets!
- Thanks for everything!Copy !req
1144. - So long!
- Bye-bye, now.Copy !req
1145. - Arrivederci.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
1146. - Toodle-oo!
- See you later, crocodile.Copy !req
1147. Maurice, my arm is tired.
Wave it for me.Copy !req
1148. Faster, you naughty little monkey.Copy !req
1149. By the time we get back to New York,
it'll be the middle of winter.Copy !req
1150. So I was just thinking, why rush?Copy !req
1151. Maybe we could make
a few side stops along the way.Copy !req
1152. - Maybe Paris.
- You just read my mind.Copy !req
1153. - I was thinking Spain.
- Run with the bulls.Copy !req
1154. - What about Fiji?
- Canada. Can we?Copy !req
1155. Cheap meds.Copy !req
1156. I wouldn't even mind
coming back here sometime.Copy !req
1157. - I could do that.
- You could say that again.Copy !req
1158. - Skipper?
- I always wanted to go to Australia.Copy !req
1159. Don't you think we should tell them
that the boat's out of gas?Copy !req
1160. Nah. Just smile and wave, boys.
Smile and wave.Copy !req