1. Ah, a lifetime of experimentation
capped in one small vial.Copy !req
2. Now to the final step—
the infusion of energy.Copy !req
3. Ah, the power of the universe- mine!Copy !req
4. It must work.Copy !req
5. A test. I must test it!Copy !req
6. "Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"Copy !req
7. Ah, I've done it—
created the means to destroy matter.Copy !req
8. They must all know...Copy !req
9. know that I, Baron von Frankenstein...Copy !req
10. master of the secret of creation...Copy !req
11. have now mastered
the secret of destruction.Copy !req
12. The invitations must be sent at once.Copy !req
13. Oh, what a fine party we'll have
when they all arrive.Copy !req
14. Eh, my boy?Copy !req
15. Flanken!Copy !req
16. Felix!Copy !req
17. Take it out of my pay, Mr. Kronkite.Copy !req
18. Pay? What pay?Copy !req
19. You have two more months to work for me
for nothing before you're even as it is.Copy !req
20. What are you doing in the pharmacy department
in the first place?Copy !req
21. Need I remind you
that this is a drugstore?Copy !req
22. There are people waiting
at the lunch counter.Copy !req
23. Someone is browsing
through the paperback books.Copy !req
24. We've got a whole rack
full of those Veeblefetzers to unload...Copy !req
25. and you're wasting your time
in the pharmacy department!Copy !req
26. What am I not paying you for, Felix?Copy !req
27. I'm sorry, Mr. Kronkite.
What would you like me to do first?Copy !req
28. First? Wait on the people!Copy !req
29. Mailman!Copy !req
30. These are for you, Mr. Kronkite.Copy !req
31. And here's one for you, Felix.
Has a real fancy stamp on it.Copy !req
32. Oh, let's see now. "Invited to"—Copy !req
33. Oh, boy!Copy !req
34. "Convention."Big gathering of notables."Copy !req
35. Golly! Wow!Copy !req
36. Felix, stop your mumbling
and tell us what the letter is all about.Copy !req
37. I'm invited to an island in the Caribbean...Copy !req
38. to take part in a scientific first,
a new discovery.Copy !req
39. You? A mental last to a scientific first?Copy !req
40. I've seen postcards
of them Caribbean Islands.Copy !req
41. Lots of sun, white beaches, palm trees.Copy !req
42. - Swimming pools in them big fancy hotels.
- Really?Copy !req
43. Golf courses, tennis courts.Copy !req
44. - Pretty girls, night clubs.
- Really really?Copy !req
45. Mr. Kronkite,
the convention is on the 13th.Copy !req
46. Can I have this week off
to get there and back?Copy !req
47. Aha! I was wondering when you'd ask that.Copy !req
48. You're not due for a vacation yet.Copy !req
49. But I haven't had one in three years.
Please, Mr. Kronkite.Copy !req
50. If you leave, who'll make the coffee,
wash the dishes, mind the store?Copy !req
51. Please, Mr. Kronkite. Pretty please?Copy !req
52. Huh?Copy !req
53. That's what happens when I get excited.Copy !req
54. Enough! Enough! Go, go!Copy !req
55. Take a week, a month, a year!Copy !req
56. But it's not your vacation. It's mine.Copy !req
57. Thanks, Mr. Kronkite. I sure appreciate—Copy !req
58. I'm sorry, Mr. Kronkite.
I'll make it up to you.Copy !req
59. Go, go, go!
Get out before you wreck the whole store!Copy !req
60. Do you think Felix will get there
by the 13th?Copy !req
61. Bird-watching again?Copy !req
62. Fang, do you forget?Copy !req
63. The last time you had a roving eye,
I kept it in a jar for a week!Copy !req
64. Don't give me any of your back mumble...Copy !req
65. you-you-you... monster!Copy !req
66. Oh, you're differentCopy !req
67. I knew it wouldn't be the same,
that you'd play a different gameCopy !req
68. 'Cause you're differentCopy !req
69. You're differentCopy !req
70. I don't know whether to complain,
but you're driving me insaneCopy !req
71. 'Cause you're differentCopy !req
72. You're differentCopy !req
73. Now let's agree you're not
incredibly handsome or even charmingCopy !req
74. But you can be so disarmingCopy !req
75. I find it's simply alarmingCopy !req
76. You're differentCopy !req
77. As unpredictable as rainCopy !req
78. You're an Easter candy caneCopy !req
79. Yes, you're differentCopy !req
80. Different, like a snowy day in JuneCopy !req
81. Like a new Brazilian tuneCopy !req
82. Yeah, you're differentCopy !req
83. You're different, and you know
that's what I like about youCopy !req
84. Now let's agree you're not
incredibly handsome or even charmingCopy !req
85. But you can be so disarmingCopy !req
86. That I find it simply alarmingCopy !req
87. You're differentCopy !req
88. As unpredictable as rainCopy !req
89. You're an Easter candy caneCopy !req
90. Yes, you're differentCopy !req
91. Different, like a snowy day in JuneCopy !req
92. Like a new Brazilian tuneCopy !req
93. Yeah, yeah, you're differentCopy !req
94. You're differentCopy !req
95. And you know
that's what I like about youCopy !req
96. Come in.Copy !req
97. Good morning, Doctor.
I've brought you your mail.Copy !req
98. Thank you, my dear.Copy !req
99. You know, seeing you every day
gives me a great deal of pleasure.Copy !req
100. If I must say so myself,
you are a masterpiece.Copy !req
101. Why, Dr. Frankenstein.Copy !req
102. We've received replies
from almost all you invited:Copy !req
103. Dracula, Werewolf, Dr. Jekyll...Copy !req
104. the Hunchback, Creature.Copy !req
105. But we haven't received a reply from...Copy !req
106. from... It.Copy !req
107. Well, I should hope that we don't.Copy !req
108. You see, It wasn't invited.Copy !req
109. It was a crushing bore
at our last convention.Copy !req
110. It kept walking around crushing boars—
wild boars— in its hands.Copy !req
111. Very frankly, Francesca,
It disgusts even me.Copy !req
112. I see.Copy !req
113. Doctor, we also received
a very strange letter...Copy !req
114. from someone who says
he's arriving on the 13th.Copy !req
115. A Felix... Flanken.Copy !req
116. He's coming? Oh, that is good news!
What else does he write?Copy !req
117. "Looking forward to meeting
all those fun people at your resort."Copy !req
118. Resort? Fun people?Copy !req
119. He doesn't mean
Dracula and the Werewolf, surely!Copy !req
120. Yes, yes. Go on, go on.Copy !req
121. "Can hardly wait to dip into the pool
in the front of your resort...Copy !req
122. and lie on your beautiful beach."Copy !req
123. Doctor, does he know about
the crocodiles in the lagoon...Copy !req
124. and the quicksand on the beach?Copy !req
125. Who, or what, is this Flanken?Copy !req
126. Oh, don't be alarmed, my dear.Copy !req
127. Felix Flanken is a mere human...Copy !req
128. and he's unaware of the nature
of our little gathering.Copy !req
129. But he also happens to be my nephew.Copy !req
130. Your nephew?
I thought you had no... living relatives.Copy !req
131. Felix is the child of my youngest sister.Copy !req
132. She turned out to be
the white sheep of the family.Copy !req
133. Oh, too bad.
She had a great flair for witchcraft.Copy !req
134. But then she met
this traveling medicine man—Copy !req
135. Chuck Flanken— in Transylvania...Copy !req
136. and she eloped with him
and went to the United States to live.Copy !req
137. They're both gone now,
but their son, Felix...Copy !req
138. is my only relative and heir.Copy !req
139. But why are you inviting him
to this convention?Copy !req
140. Because, my dear, I'm— I'm retiring.Copy !req
141. Yes. Oh, don't look so unbelieving.Copy !req
142. I've grown a little tired
of this horror business...Copy !req
143. doing bad for others
and very rarely getting any bad in return.Copy !req
144. But now that I've mastered
my greatest discovery...Copy !req
145. I'd like to retire while I'm on top.Copy !req
146. I shall turn over all my secrets to Felix,
including my last great one...Copy !req
147. and then present him to the convention
as my successor.Copy !req
148. 1:00.Copy !req
149. Our other friends should be traveling
on their way to the island about now.Copy !req
150. I'll still have to see to their accommodations.
You tidy up in here.Copy !req
151. Oh, I do hope you like Felix Flanken
when you meet him.Copy !req
152. I want you two to be friends.Copy !req
153. Felix Flanken— like him?Copy !req
154. I'll love him to pieces!Copy !req
155. Did we pick up any passengers
on this stop, Captain?Copy !req
156. Not yet. Our only passenger is still
that funny guy from London.Copy !req
157. What's his name? Dr. Jekyll.Copy !req
158. Dr. Jekyll? That's odd.
He told me his name was Mr. Hyde.Copy !req
159. What's the difference? He paid his fare.Copy !req
160. Get this loaded aboard the ship.Copy !req
161. How, Captain? The crew jumped ship.Copy !req
162. What? No crew?Copy !req
163. I did shanghai a few lads last night...Copy !req
164. but they're still in the hold
sleeping it off.Copy !req
165. Eh, what? Look at this—
what the tide brought in.Copy !req
166. What's that, mate?Copy !req
167. You want to sign aboard
for passage to the Isle of Evil?Copy !req
168. Well, we just may have room
for another hand on board...Copy !req
169. but we're not going to the Isle of Evil.Copy !req
170. Get this loaded aboard the ship.Copy !req
171. Blimey! He's as strong as 50 men.Copy !req
172. And as ugly as any I've ever seen.Copy !req
173. How do you do, gentlemen?Copy !req
174. Could you tell me the fare
to the Isle of Evil?Copy !req
175. Another one?
We don't usually stop at the Isle of-Copy !req
176. That will be a hundred bucks.Copy !req
177. And with your fancy cape
and tuxedo and all...Copy !req
178. I'd think you could afford it.Copy !req
179. Considering the dilapidated condition
of my wallet—Copy !req
180. I mean, your ship—Copy !req
181. I think I had better fly.Copy !req
182. Me eyes are playing tricks on me.Copy !req
183. Did you see what I think I saw, Captain?Copy !req
184. If I saw what you think you saw...Copy !req
185. I'd say we were both going batty.Copy !req
186. Pardon me, gentlemen, but does this
pickled Herring stop at the Isle of Evil?Copy !req
187. Blimey, it's another one of them.Copy !req
188. We'll stop. Don't worry.Copy !req
189. We-We'll do what you want.
No charge for you. Be my guest.Copy !req
190. But, please, none of your surprises.Copy !req
191. Golly. What's the matter with those two?Copy !req
192. Haven't they ever seen a tourist before?Copy !req
193. The captain said I could have
any cabin I wanted.Copy !req
194. Now, let me see.
A southern exposure would be nice.Copy !req
195. Oh, excuse me, sir.Copy !req
196. Sir? Uh, ma'am?Copy !req
197. I'm terribly sorry,
but I can't see a thing without my glasses.Copy !req
198. Let me help you with your fur piece.Copy !req
199. Madam, I'm terribly sorry.
I hope I didn't offend you.Copy !req
200. Don't go! I can't stand a woman crying.Copy !req
201. I'll have to get an extra pair of glasses
out of my luggage.Copy !req
202. I'm sorry, but I lost my glasses
and can't see a thing.Copy !req
203. I've heard that one before.Copy !req
204. Go below, mate,
and invite our passengers to dine with me.Copy !req
205. Are you sure you wanna do that, Cap?Copy !req
206. Go on!Copy !req
207. How do you do?Copy !req
208. Sorry. Wrong cabin.Copy !req
209. Why did I ever decide to go to sea?Copy !req
210. Feet, if you've ever moved,
move like you've never moved before.Copy !req
211. Jekyll's my name. Dr. Jekyll.Copy !req
212. Felix Flanken. I'm a pharmacist.Copy !req
213. I'm-I'm also allergic.Copy !req
214. I have a little elixir
that keeps me feeling in wonderful mettle.Copy !req
215. Um, to your good health.Copy !req
216. Dr. Jekyll, are you all right?Copy !req
217. My-My goodness, you look awful.Copy !req
218. Are you sure you're not seasick
Dr. Jekyll? I think-Copy !req
219. Hyde. Hyde. Hyde.Copy !req
220. Hide? You want me to hide?Copy !req
221. Well, if you wanna play games,
you must be feeling better.Copy !req
222. But you certainly don't look it.Copy !req
223. Okay, I'll hide
and you see if you can find me.Copy !req
224. 12:00 midnight?Copy !req
225. If Dr. Jekyll doesn't find me soon,
I think I'll go to my cabin and to bed.Copy !req
226. Now, friends, you'll discover
who was the original Batman.Copy !req
227. My, but it's getting chilly.Copy !req
228. Hyde. Hyde. Hyde.Copy !req
229. You have been given
important assignments to carry out.Copy !req
230. And I expect each one of you
to do his job.Copy !req
231. I want each of you
to stay calm and collected...Copy !req
232. no matter what emergency arises.Copy !req
233. I don't want to see
anyone losing his head.Copy !req
234. I take it yours wasn't hooked on.Copy !req
235. All right, Yetch, pick it up.
Pick it up!Copy !req
236. Don't know if you're coming or going,
do you, Yetch?Copy !req
237. I'm so excited, Doctor.Copy !req
238. I haven't seen
all of our old friends in years.Copy !req
239. I got so nervous and excited
and nervous and—Copy !req
240. Let's try not to go to pieces, Yetch.Copy !req
241. Doctor, a group of the convention party
has just arrived.Copy !req
242. Good. Thank you, Francesca.Copy !req
243. Everyone to his post.Copy !req
244. We must make certain
that It does not get onto the island.Copy !req
245. To your checkpoints!Copy !req
246. Ah, Francesca...Copy !req
247. you beautiful, adorable...Copy !req
248. lovable creature.Copy !req
249. How much I've wanted to touch you.Copy !req
250. Take your hands away from me.Copy !req
251. You... creep!Copy !req
252. She noticed me!Copy !req
253. For the first time, she noticed me.Copy !req
254. She told me to creep...Copy !req
255. so I'll creep.Copy !req
256. I hear her voice, so soft, so sweet...Copy !req
257. when I'm awake or when I sleep.Copy !req
258. It makes me burn with passion's heat...Copy !req
259. to hear her say... "You creep."Copy !req
260. What's the matter with you zombies?Copy !req
261. Don't just stand there
like union gravediggers.Copy !req
262. Dr. Frankenstein wants you
to patrol the island!Copy !req
263. Stop behaving like a bunch of ghosts!Copy !req
264. Get into your planes!Copy !req
265. Contact!Copy !req
266. One of these days,
I'll have to talk to Dr. Frankenstein...Copy !req
267. about getting new airplanes.Copy !req
268. Contact again.Copy !req
269. Quickly, into the air, zombie birdman!Copy !req
270. I wish Dr. Frankenstein
hadn't grounded me.Copy !req
271. Someday I hope he'll let me fly again.Copy !req
272. Oh, well, we can't have everything.Copy !req
273. I should be happy
that I still have my sickness.Copy !req
274. Do you really think that It would dare
to come here uninvited?Copy !req
275. I don't know. It is capable of anything.Copy !req
276. Oh, you gorgeous...Copy !req
277. tantalizing creation!Copy !req
278. Ready, baby?Copy !req
279. Well, how do I look?Copy !req
280. What do you know about chic,
you poor invention of a man, you?Copy !req
281. - Here come the lovebirds.
- Speak kindly to them, Francesca.Copy !req
282. Remember that we are all
one happy family here.Copy !req
283. Oh, my dear, you look just... ghastly.Copy !req
284. - Oh, Doctor!
- Oh, brother!Copy !req
285. You arrived just in time.
Our guests will be here at any moment.Copy !req
286. My dear Baron, how nice to see you again.Copy !req
287. My dear Count, so glad you could come.Copy !req
288. How is our Monster
and his charming companion?Copy !req
289. Madame, I must say
you look the picture of decadence.Copy !req
290. Don't kiss! You always leave marks!Copy !req
291. My apologies.Copy !req
292. And of course, Francesca.Copy !req
293. You know, you have always been my type.Copy !req
294. O-negative, isn't it?Copy !req
295. Ah, Werewolf. Delighted you're here, Were!Copy !req
296. Wolfie, you old dog!Copy !req
297. This convention is going
to be a howling success.Copy !req
298. See, I told you!Copy !req
299. Ouch! You need a manicure, baby!Copy !req
300. Look, here comes the Invisible Man!Copy !req
301. How can you tell?Copy !req
302. Invisible Man, how do you do?Copy !req
303. You are looking well, I think.Copy !req
304. I am well, Count. And you?Copy !req
305. Aha, Invisible Man! H-H-How do you do?Copy !req
306. I wonder how he got his invitation.Copy !req
307. He has an unlisted tomb!Copy !req
308. Didn't I see him at the Transylvania Gardens
in the main event?Copy !req
309. The Hunchback of Notre Dame ain't a boxer.Copy !req
310. Afraid it'll ruin his looks, huh?Copy !req
311. - Dr. Jekyll.
- Good show, Dr. Frankenstein.Copy !req
312. And where is Mr. Hyde?Copy !req
313. Good show, Dr. Frankenstein.Copy !req
314. Whatever he's drinking,
I'll have it with ginger.Copy !req
315. Fang, don't you have any couth?Copy !req
316. It's me— your Don Juan.Copy !req
317. I "don juan" to look at you.Copy !req
318. I love your eyes.
I love your chin.Copy !req
319. I love the shape they put you in.Copy !req
320. And when I get to feel your touch...Copy !req
321. I ache for you so very much.Copy !req
322. This chopped liver smells fishy.Copy !req
323. It's not the chopped liver, Count.Copy !req
324. It's the pickled salmon.Copy !req
325. 'O sole miaCopy !req
326. 'O sole you-aCopy !req
327. I'm-a the world's best-a chefCopy !req
328. You bet-a you moolaCopy !req
329. Chef Machiavelli, how are you, maestro?Copy !req
330. Hey, Yetch! What-a you do-a
in my kitchen, huh?Copy !req
331. You-a no good snake in-a the grass.
You-a dirty swine!Copy !req
332. You-a ugly rat!Copy !req
333. Thank you for those kind words.Copy !req
334. I hope I can live up to them.Copy !req
335. This-a Yetch— he's a little bit of a nut.Copy !req
336. Keep-a your hands out-a my salad
before I throw you out-a my kitchen.Copy !req
337. What-a you doing in-a here anyway, eh?Copy !req
338. Dr. Frankenstein asked me to check...Copy !req
339. on how the preparations
for the feast were progressing...Copy !req
340. and what the menu would be.Copy !req
341. First-a, we have-a the salad-aCopy !req
342. Here, have a taste-aCopy !req
343. Mmm, delicious. What kind is it?Copy !req
344. It's-a my own chef's salad-a.Copy !req
345. The Mafia Machiavelli Special.Copy !req
346. I make-a it with poison ivy...Copy !req
347. toadstools and poison berries.Copy !req
348. Oh, it's-a good, no?Copy !req
349. I got-a three kinds-a dressings
that-a go with it.Copy !req
350. Arsenic, cyanide—Copy !req
351. And-a this one,
you get a big bang out-a, Yetch.Copy !req
352. What is it?Copy !req
353. Nitroglycerin!Copy !req
354. I make-a joke, you know?Copy !req
355. Then we have the antipastoCopy !req
356. Black widows pickled in their own poison...Copy !req
357. smoked lizards and snakes
and marinated mice.Copy !req
358. Try some.Copy !req
359. It looks so good. Mmm, yum, yum.Copy !req
360. - How do you do it?
- It's-a nothing.Copy !req
361. Just a pinch-a this,
a pinch-a thatCopy !req
362. A pinch of this
A pinch of thatCopy !req
363. Ouch! Stop already with the pinching.Copy !req
364. Sorry about that, Yetch.Copy !req
365. And that's the soup.Copy !req
366. Octopus soup à la Mafia.Copy !req
367. Octopus soup. You mean real octopus soup?Copy !req
368. What, you think I'm-a kidding?Copy !req
369. Help! Help! Let me down!Copy !req
370. See? That's real octopus soup.Copy !req
371. Mmm, that soup is very strong.Copy !req
372. Hurry up-a and get-a you fingers
back in-a the pot.Copy !req
373. And for the main-a course...Copy !req
374. I make-a boars head, roast-a vulture...Copy !req
375. and a mince hyena casserole.Copy !req
376. Here, you gotta try the hyena casserole.Copy !req
377. It's-a terrific, no?Copy !req
378. - No, there is something missing.
- What?Copy !req
379. Something missing?Copy !req
380. The casserole of-a me, Mafia Machiavelli...Copy !req
381. the greatest chef ever— something missing?Copy !req
382. Machi, calm yourself.
Chef, please simmer down.Copy !req
383. I bust-a you head. I broke-a you nose.Copy !req
384. I squeeze out your eyes.Copy !req
385. Get out of my kitchen!Copy !req
386. I think I better tell Dr. Frankenstein
that dinner is ready.Copy !req
387. As your leader, I have called you
from the four corners of the Earth...Copy !req
388. to witness my greatest
and latest discovery.Copy !req
389. I have the secret to the formula
which can completely destroy all matter.Copy !req
390. A few drops from this vial...Copy !req
391. can dematerialize anything...Copy !req
392. anybody, anyplace.Copy !req
393. I'd give my eyeteeth...Copy !req
394. to possess that secret.Copy !req
395. What about you, Wolfie?Copy !req
396. I can make the doctor's secrets mine...Copy !req
397. before he bestows them
on that... Felix Flanken.Copy !req
398. And I can use Dracula to help me.Copy !req
399. Baby, Francesca is up to something
with that Dracula.Copy !req
400. They both bear watching.Copy !req
401. Besides, it's her own fault
for thinking so loud.Copy !req
402. I also wish to tell you
that I am resigning as your leader.Copy !req
403. Yes, and tomorrow night...Copy !req
404. I shall name my successor...Copy !req
405. and turn over all my secrets—
including my latest— to him.Copy !req
406. Who is more evil,
treacherous or sneaky than me?Copy !req
407. I am his logical successor.Copy !req
408. Now if there was only something
I could do to be sure of that.Copy !req
409. Who could be closer
to Dr. Frankenstein than me and Fang?Copy !req
410. Why, he created us!Copy !req
411. Francesca! I'll see to it
that she's not his successor.Copy !req
412. The night is still young.
Enjoy yourselves.Copy !req
413. Have a frightful time,
and I shall see you all tomorrow.Copy !req
414. Well, I leave you now
in the capable hands...Copy !req
415. of Little Tibia and the Fibulas.Copy !req
416. It's the MummyCopy !req
417. They're playing your song, honey.
Let's dance.Copy !req
418. It's the MummyCopy !req
419. Turns till he's wound up tightCopy !req
420. Turns till he's loose
That's rightCopy !req
421. Mad mummy dance
He's in a tranceCopy !req
422. All wrapped up in himself tonightCopy !req
423. It's the MummyCopy !req
424. Turns till he's wound up tightCopy !req
425. Turns till he's loose
That's rightCopy !req
426. Mad mummy dance
He's in a tranceCopy !req
427. All wrapped up in himself tonightCopy !req
428. Count.Copy !req
429. I must talk to you alone,
out on the balcony.Copy !req
430. Excuse me, Wolfie,
but I think romance is calling.Copy !req
431. Yes, my dear.Copy !req
432. Now that we are alone, what will it be?Copy !req
433. A quick nip on the ear?
A playful bite on the neck?Copy !req
434. - Count, I'm afraid you've been drinking.
- Not nearly enough.Copy !req
435. Not what I like to drink best of all.Copy !req
436. Come, let me kiss you.Copy !req
437. Women have died for one of my kisses.
I'm terrific!Copy !req
438. Stop this foolishness.
You're as bad as that zombie Yetch.Copy !req
439. Besides, I'm not interested
in that sort of thing.Copy !req
440. I want to talk to you about
Dr. Frankenstein's secrets.Copy !req
441. Ah, yes?Copy !req
442. I know who will be the doctor's successor.Copy !req
443. And why are you telling me all about this?Copy !req
444. - Because you're not the one.
- I'm crushed!Copy !req
445. And neither am I.Copy !req
446. - Don't tell me it's that flea-bitten werewolf.
- No.Copy !req
447. - Not old gauze face, the Mummy?
- No.Copy !req
448. Hmph, it's that overgrown goon,
the Monster.Copy !req
449. - No, it's no one you know.
- Then who?Copy !req
450. First we make a deal.Copy !req
451. If you will... get rid
of this would-be successor...Copy !req
452. then, as his rightful heir...Copy !req
453. I will be given the doctor's secrets
and I shall share them with you.Copy !req
454. Why of course. A half a loaf is better
than two in the bushes.Copy !req
455. Or something like that.Copy !req
456. Then I shall get rid of you
and have all the secrets to myself.Copy !req
457. - Then it's a bargain?
- A bargain.Copy !req
458. It's our time to shine, yeahCopy !req
459. Our turn in lineCopy !req
460. Everybody gets one chance in lifeCopy !req
461. To make their dreams come trueCopy !req
462. I can do it with youCopy !req
463. It's our time
Yes, our time to shineCopy !req
464. It's our time to shine, yesCopy !req
465. A bit of wineCopy !req
466. We have drunk you long enough, my friendCopy !req
467. And now it's time to prove
we can make the right moveCopy !req
468. It's our time
Yes, our time to shineCopy !req
469. You and me,
what a pair we'll makeCopy !req
470. Today the world is ours to takeCopy !req
471. Nothing can stop us nowCopy !req
472. We're gonna win, and how,
because it's our time to shineCopy !req
473. Yes, our turn in lineCopy !req
474. Spin the wheel
Our number must come upCopy !req
475. It must come upCopy !req
476. We're covered every way
Listen, world, when we sayCopy !req
477. It's our time
It's our time to shineCopy !req
478. Take it!Copy !req
479. Because it's our time to shine
Yes, our turn in lineCopy !req
480. Spin that wheel
Our number must come upCopy !req
481. It must come upCopy !req
482. We're covered every wayCopy !req
483. Listen, world, when we say
Yes, sir!Copy !req
484. It's our timeCopy !req
485. It's our time to shineCopy !req
486. Now tell me. Who is this successor?Copy !req
487. The doctor's nephew. Felix Flanken.Copy !req
488. This Flinken, Flunky-
whatever he calls himself-Copy !req
489. What kind of a monster is he?Copy !req
490. - A ghoul? A demon? A spook or-
- A human.Copy !req
491. They're the worst kind!
He must be done away with.Copy !req
492. The Monster's Mate!Copy !req
493. She must've been hiding behind the drapes
while we were out on the balcony.Copy !req
494. Then she heard everything!Copy !req
495. Easy now, darlings.Copy !req
496. What are you going to do?
I didn't hear anything.Copy !req
497. Do not be afraid.Copy !req
498. One quick bite, and it shall all be—Copy !req
499. Just watch where you grab.
Remember, I'm a count.Copy !req
500. Aha! Don't cut out now
just when the tables have turned.Copy !req
501. Who said the tables have turned?Copy !req
502. Stop acting so impetuously.Copy !req
503. You're wrinkling my cape.Copy !req
504. This is a rented tuxedo!Copy !req
505. Well, there is only one thing to do
when you're in such a predicament.Copy !req
506. Help! Help!Copy !req
507. Well, well. As a monster, you're nothing!Copy !req
508. But as a fruit salad—Copy !req
509. You look a little uncomfortable
out of water.Copy !req
510. Hope this makes you feel more at home.Copy !req
511. No wonder you're invisible!Copy !req
512. You're ugly and revolting
and disgusting and—Copy !req
513. When I get hold
of that two-legged herring...Copy !req
514. I'll make him into chopped herring!Copy !req
515. What a fright.Copy !req
516. Best monster rally I ever attended.Copy !req
517. Oh, lost your head?Copy !req
518. Here, wait till you see
what you're missing.Copy !req
519. You scared me.Copy !req
520. You dog, you! Come back with my bone!Copy !req
521. Punch, anyone?Copy !req
522. I say, it's raining.Copy !req
523. It's the Creature's doing. I'll fix that.Copy !req
524. What? Where? What was that?Copy !req
525. A full moon.Copy !req
526. The poor dog, he can't help it.Copy !req
527. I'll never sleep tonight.Copy !req
528. That ought to do the trick.Copy !req
529. Good-bye! Good-bye, Captain.
Thanks for everything.Copy !req
530. I wonder why the captain
wouldn't dock his ship.Copy !req
531. He seemed nervous
and acted funny most of the trip.Copy !req
532. And those sailors- boy, are they lazy.Copy !req
533. Imagine not wanting to row to the island.Copy !req
534. Everyone must have had himself
quite a time last night.Copy !req
535. There was nothing but a huge pile
of leftovers in the dining room.Copy !req
536. I wonder who it was.Copy !req
537. This will be the best convention
we've ever had.Copy !req
538. Without It to spoil the fun,
with my nephew present...Copy !req
539. this will truly be a momentous event.Copy !req
540. Ah, there's my nephew in that rowboat.Copy !req
541. Felix! Felix, my boy!Copy !req
542. Wave, Francesca, wave!
Make him feel welcome.Copy !req
543. Uncle Boris!Copy !req
544. Well, here I am.Copy !req
545. Felix! So good to see you.Copy !req
546. Let me help you ground the boat.Copy !req
547. Please, Uncle, let me do it myself.Copy !req
548. Give me your hand, Felix.Copy !req
549. I don't know how I tripped, but— Oops!Copy !req
550. I think you two should
greet each other on dry land.Copy !req
551. Thank you, Francesca.Copy !req
552. Felix, Francesca, my secretary.Copy !req
553. Hello, and thanks
for the help in the water.Copy !req
554. I don't know what happened.
I just slipped and—Copy !req
555. Let's get into some dry clothes, Felix.Copy !req
556. Then we'll have a chance
to chat and get acquainted.Copy !req
557. My motor launch is in the cove
under those rocks.Copy !req
558. It'll take us right into my castle.Copy !req
559. Felix, Yetch will take your bags
and see you to your room.Copy !req
560. Change into some dry clothes...Copy !req
561. and then Francesca will
show you around the island.Copy !req
562. We'll have plenty of time to talk later.Copy !req
563. That's fine with me, Uncle Boris.Copy !req
564. I'm anxious to learn
of this scientific first you wrote about.Copy !req
565. - Did anyone see you come here?
- Not at all.Copy !req
566. And we do not have to worry
about the Monster or his Mate for a while.Copy !req
567. She's still recuperating
from last night's celebration.Copy !req
568. May I say that your left hook
is sensational?Copy !req
569. - Pow, pow.
- Forget last night.Copy !req
570. Flanken is here.Copy !req
571. And I don't think
we'll have too much trouble...Copy !req
572. eliminating him as the doctor's successor.Copy !req
573. I'm taking him on a picnic tour
this afternoon.Copy !req
574. Now, this is the way we'll be going.Copy !req
575. There are three good places for an ambush.Copy !req
576. The first one is just about—Copy !req
577. It's nice of you to show me around
like this, Francesca.Copy !req
578. The grounds are lovely.
Such unusual flora and fauna.Copy !req
579. Yes, I know what you mean.
You like it, and it likes you.Copy !req
580. Hey, boy! Hey! Ho, there, boy!Copy !req
581. Oh, nice fella.Copy !req
582. All right, go fetch, boy!Copy !req
583. There's a good boy.Copy !req
584. That's not a "good boy."
That was a werewolf!Copy !req
585. Weren't you frightened?Copy !req
586. Frightened? No! I've got a way with pets.Copy !req
587. Yes.Copy !req
588. Oh, dear. This poor sick fellow
seems to be in trouble.Copy !req
589. His bandages are falling off.
Maybe I can help.Copy !req
590. I was top man in first aid
in my Boy Scout troop.Copy !req
591. There you are.Copy !req
592. Remind me never to sprain my ankle
when you're around.Copy !req
593. Call me if you want the dressing changed.Copy !req
594. Insects!Copy !req
595. It's a good thing I came prepared
with my insect repellant.Copy !req
596. Why don't we stop right here
and have our picnic under this tree?Copy !req
597. That's fine with me.Copy !req
598. What kind of sandwich would you like?Copy !req
599. Have you got a watercress on wheat?Copy !req
600. Or better still,
a parsley on pumpernickel is very healthy.Copy !req
601. Right, uh, why don't you
look in the basket and see what you like?Copy !req
602. What's this?Copy !req
603. Cheese!Copy !req
604. Oh, but with mayo. I don't like mayo.Copy !req
605. But what's this?Copy !req
606. Cheese without mayo!Copy !req
607. Oh, but it's on wheat toast.Copy !req
608. What's this? No.Copy !req
609. Or this— Oh, maybe this.Copy !req
610. Now, ordinarily,
I like cheese on wheat like this...Copy !req
611. but I like it wrapped in waxed paper.Copy !req
612. I must have my food absolutely sanitary.Copy !req
613. I'm not really hungry.Copy !req
614. Why don't we just lie here?Copy !req
615. Permit me to introduce myself.Copy !req
616. I am Count Dracula.Copy !req
617. Right this way, Felix.Copy !req
618. You certainly have an interesting castle,
Uncle Boris.Copy !req
619. What's this? And those?Copy !req
620. Oh, a youthful folly.Copy !req
621. Wilbur and Orville
spent a holiday here with me.Copy !req
622. Wilbur and Orville Wright?Copy !req
623. Wilbur and Orville von Frankenstein.Copy !req
624. Your uncles, Felix.Copy !req
625. Oh, I didn't know.Copy !req
626. - Well, do you fly them, Uncle?
- Oh, not for years now.Copy !req
627. Ah, but we did have gay times
frightening the cruise ships passing the island.Copy !req
628. But come this way.Copy !req
629. This is the laboratory where
I've spent most of my life...Copy !req
630. and made most of my discoveries.Copy !req
631. Those experiments brought me
a great deal of joy.Copy !req
632. Being a man of science, you understand.Copy !req
633. Oh, of course.Copy !req
634. Well, you see, Uncle, I'm a pharmacist.Copy !req
635. Ah, then you must have
conducted experiments of your own.Copy !req
636. Oh, yes.Copy !req
637. My fudge quadruple-multiflavored-decker
à la mode was a wild experiment.Copy !req
638. Mr. Kronkite turned green after he ate it.Copy !req
639. Yes, of course. Well—Copy !req
640. Well, after I retire, you'll have all the time
to experiment that you want.Copy !req
641. - After you retire?
- Yes, my boy.Copy !req
642. I'm turning over to you my secrets
and discoveries- the entire business!Copy !req
643. Oh, but Uncle, I already have a job...Copy !req
644. and I don't know anything
about your business.Copy !req
645. Oh, don't worry, Felix.Copy !req
646. My younger sister was your mother.Copy !req
647. Frankenstein blood flows through your veins.
You'll do just fine.Copy !req
648. Well, I don't know, Uncle.
Just what is your business?Copy !req
649. I am the head of
the Worldwide Organization of Monsters.Copy !req
650. M-M-M-Monsters?Copy !req
651. I thought you said "monsters."Copy !req
652. Yes, monsters. You know—Copy !req
653. witches, warlocks, demons,
ghouls, zombies...Copy !req
654. creatures, vampires.Copy !req
655. Monsters.Copy !req
656. Uncle, I may have the blood for the job...Copy !req
657. but I sure don't have the stomach for it.Copy !req
658. I know, my boy, but consider this.Copy !req
659. You gotta stay one step aheadCopy !req
660. Stay one step aheadCopy !req
661. Tune in to what's happening, boy,
and stay one step aheadCopy !req
662. When they tell you
read page oneCopy !req
663. Read three more
and you'll findCopy !req
664. That the very next day
when you are doneCopy !req
665. The group is way behindCopy !req
666. You gotta stay one step aheadCopy !req
667. Stay one step aheadCopy !req
668. Tune in to what's happening, boy,
and stay one step aheadCopy !req
669. Why not keep it to yourself?Copy !req
670. Stay away from the packCopy !req
671. When you're ready to fly,
they'll start to cryCopy !req
672. And wish they had the knackCopy !req
673. You gotta stay one step aheadCopy !req
674. Stay one step aheadCopy !req
675. Tune in to what's happening, boy,
and stay one step aheadCopy !req
676. You gotta get up from that bedCopy !req
677. And start a little aheadCopy !req
678. Or some other bright guy
will steal the pieCopy !req
679. Come on, boy, use your headCopy !req
680. You gotta stay one step aheadCopy !req
681. Stay one step aheadCopy !req
682. Tune in to what's happening, boy,
and stay one step aheadCopy !req
683. Keep your head out of the sandCopy !req
684. Pick the apple that's ripeCopy !req
685. Or the very next day
it's going to fallCopy !req
686. In someone else's handCopy !req
687. You gotta stay one step aheadCopy !req
688. Stay one step aheadCopy !req
689. Tune in to what's happening, boy,
and stay one step aheadCopy !req
690. You gotta stay one step aheadCopy !req
691. Stay one step aheadCopy !req
692. Tune in to what's happening, boy,
and stay one stepCopy !req
693. AheadCopy !req
694. Ah, yes. I was young once myself.Copy !req
695. I know there are more glamorous
occupations in the world.Copy !req
696. But remember, this is a family business.Copy !req
697. There's a tradition to uphold.Copy !req
698. You may not like it at first,
but after you've worked at it a while...Copy !req
699. I'm sure you'll grow to love it as I have.Copy !req
700. Really, Uncle?Copy !req
701. I don't want to seem ungrateful...Copy !req
702. but I would like to think it over.Copy !req
703. Of course. I understand.Copy !req
704. I just want you to remember
that as head of the monsters...Copy !req
705. you have tremendous power.Copy !req
706. And with my secrets...Copy !req
707. you will be able to do things
you never dreamed possible.Copy !req
708. I'll remember.Copy !req
709. Is there any place on the island
where I can fish?Copy !req
710. I do my best thinking when I'm fishing.Copy !req
711. Surely! The moat around the castle
has plenty of fish.Copy !req
712. Think over what I've offered you, my boy.
Think it over carefully.Copy !req
713. I'm sure you'll reach the right decision.Copy !req
714. Me— head of all the monsters in the world?Copy !req
715. Three chances. Three!Copy !req
716. You had three chances to get Flanken,
and you blew 'em all.Copy !req
717. - The great Count Dracula.
- I'll get him!Copy !req
718. And before this day is over. Don't worry.Copy !req
719. I am worried.Copy !req
720. If you can't carry out your end of the bargain,
why should I keep mine?Copy !req
721. - I'm sure that someone else is-
- Forget that.Copy !req
722. I told you I would get him!Copy !req
723. And what makes you so sure
that you will get the doctor's secrets?Copy !req
724. Come in!Copy !req
725. Francesca! What's she doing here?Copy !req
726. - We had an appointment.
- A double-cross!Copy !req
727. What did you expect?
The Red Cross?Copy !req
728. Why should we share the secrets with you?Copy !req
729. If you're not around,
the Monster will get them...Copy !req
730. and we'll make much better
partners for Dracula.Copy !req
731. Better partners? Not around?Copy !req
732. We can't let her go, babies.Copy !req
733. She'll go straight to Dr. Frankenstein!Copy !req
734. You can't outsmart me. You'll never get—Copy !req
735. How did that happen? She escaped!Copy !req
736. What are we going to do now?Copy !req
737. We must stop her
before she tells the Baron...Copy !req
738. or he'll turn us into Erector Sets!Copy !req
739. Thought they could
get rid of me, did they?Copy !req
740. They didn't know about the secret passage.Copy !req
741. I'll show them. I'll show the Baron too.Copy !req
742. They all betrayed me,
but now I shall have my revenge.Copy !req
743. Up, my pets.Copy !req
744. I need one of you to fly
on a very special mission for me.Copy !req
745. Fly, my lovely.Copy !req
746. Go swiftly and take my message.Copy !req
747. They'll all soon see
that I'm not to be taken lightly.Copy !req
748. Gosh. Felix Flanken, chairman of the board
of Monsters, Incorporated.Copy !req
749. I can't do it. I just can't do it.Copy !req
750. I could never face
that board of directors.Copy !req
751. I'll have to tell Uncle Boris—Copy !req
752. Well, I'll tell him that my allergies
prevent me from undertaking—Copy !req
753. I mean, accepting the position.Copy !req
754. Oh, but he won't like it.Copy !req
755. Maybe I can talk him out of retiring.Copy !req
756. Honey, I think you're making
a big mistake, running out like this.Copy !req
757. Well, until you get a better idea.Copy !req
758. Right now,
I think I'll take a coffin break.Copy !req
759. If we stay together,
we can still stop Francesca.Copy !req
760. That's it!
Why don't we go down the trapdoor?Copy !req
761. Maybe she's still at the other end.Copy !req
762. That's not a bad idea...Copy !req
763. if I knew what was at
the other end of that trapdoor.Copy !req
764. You'll find out in a minute.Copy !req
765. Fang, see to it
that the Count enjoys his trip.Copy !req
766. Now, just a second, I—
Remember, I'm a coun—Copy !req
767. If I could only find the doctor's formula
for destroying matter...Copy !req
768. I can rule all the others.Copy !req
769. - What—
- We meet again, Francesca.Copy !req
770. I thought it rather rude of you
to leave us without saying good-bye.Copy !req
771. - Don't any of you come near me.
- Stop behaving like the Statue of Liberty!Copy !req
772. - Put that torch down.
- Yes, we can still make a deal.Copy !req
773. Make a deal with you?Copy !req
774. Not as long as I've got
wolfsbane for you, vampire...Copy !req
775. and a torch for you, Monster.Copy !req
776. Or is it a torch for a vampire
and wolfsbane for a monster?Copy !req
777. Or wolfsbane for a werewolf
and a torch for a vampire?Copy !req
778. No, it's a stake through the heart for a vampire
and a silver bullet for a monster—Copy !req
779. I'll take the torch.
You get the wolfsbane.Copy !req
780. I told you you'd never get me.Copy !req
781. But all of you will soon be getting yours.Copy !req
782. Can't you do anything right, you butterfingers?
You let her get away!Copy !req
783. That smarts!Copy !req
784. I wouldn't worry too much about her.Copy !req
785. The crocodiles in the lagoon
should finish our job.Copy !req
786. - You— Felix.
- F-F-Francesca!Copy !req
787. Flanken has just rescued Francesca
from the moat!Copy !req
788. They look like they're gonna do the ballet
from Swamp Lake.Copy !req
789. I knew I should have
finished packing my coffin.Copy !req
790. Don't panic again, babies.Copy !req
791. Let's call all the monsters together...Copy !req
792. and have them help us get Francesca
and this, uh— this Flanken!Copy !req
793. Everything was fine
until you came to this island.Copy !req
794. Now you've ruined everything,
and I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!Copy !req
795. Francesca, I'm sorry. I didn't know.Copy !req
796. F-F-Francesca. Francesca.Copy !req
797. Oh, the shock.Copy !req
798. You're hysterical! Calm down.Copy !req
799. I hate to do this.Copy !req
800. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
801. - Oh, Felix.
- You're not mad?Copy !req
802. Oh, Felix.Copy !req
803. I think you're still hysterical!Copy !req
804. Oh, Felix, you're wonderful.Copy !req
805. I've been such a fool.Copy !req
806. Francesca, does your head
feel lighter than air?Copy !req
807. Yes.Copy !req
808. Does your throat feel parched...Copy !req
809. - and do you sort of tingle all over?
- Oh, yes. Yes, Felix.Copy !req
810. Then you must have...Copy !req
811. allergies too.Copy !req
812. - Here, try some of my pills.
- Oh, Felix, darling.Copy !req
813. There never was a love
like mine for youCopy !req
814. Never was a love like mineCopy !req
815. All the other girls
you may have metCopy !req
816. Never gave you love
you're gonna getCopy !req
817. There never was a torch
that burned so blueCopy !req
818. Never was a love like mineCopy !req
819. For youCopy !req
820. There never was a love
like mine for youCopy !req
821. Never was a love like mineCopy !req
822. All the love
you may have read aboutCopy !req
823. Honey, you can just forget aboutCopy !req
824. There never was
a screen romance for twoCopy !req
825. Never was a love like mineCopy !req
826. For youCopy !req
827. Tell me a thousand times each dayCopy !req
828. You've never been loved this wayCopy !req
829. Swear to me
you'll never roam, dearCopy !req
830. Promise me
you'll stay at home, dearCopy !req
831. There never was a love
like mine for youCopy !req
832. Never was a love like mineCopy !req
833. Little cupids
with their bows and suchCopy !req
834. Never shot an arrow
that meant muchCopy !req
835. To any little love for any twoCopy !req
836. Never was a love like mineCopy !req
837. For youCopy !req
838. Never was a loveCopy !req
839. Like mineCopy !req
840. For youCopy !req
841. Baby, for youCopy !req
842. YeahCopy !req
843. Felix, darling, we've got to get
off this island in a hurry.Copy !req
844. Why? What's the matter?Copy !req
845. Dracula and the Monster
are out to get you and me...Copy !req
846. because your uncle wants you to succeed him.Copy !req
847. Well, I've thought about that...Copy !req
848. and I just can't do it...Copy !req
849. whether my uncle likes it or not.Copy !req
850. I'll just tell them that.Copy !req
851. They won't listen to you
or your uncle now.Copy !req
852. They've already gone too far.Copy !req
853. Besides, something much more horrible
and deadly will be threatening this island soon.Copy !req
854. - What?
- Never mind. We've got to leave here now.Copy !req
855. Without even saying good-bye to anyone?Copy !req
856. Felix, I've a boat hidden at the other end
of the island to help us escape.Copy !req
857. You must come now. Oh, what have I done?Copy !req
858. And so I say, brother monsters...Copy !req
859. unless we can stop Felix Flanken
from succeeding the Baron...Copy !req
860. then our organization is doomed!Copy !req
861. - Yes, Yetch.
- Point of information.Copy !req
862. Why don't we just go
to Baron von Frankenstein...Copy !req
863. and tell him how we feel?Copy !req
864. Out of order!Copy !req
865. Now, are we going to let this outsider-Copy !req
866. this human— push us around?Copy !req
867. Or are we going to look out
for our own good...Copy !req
868. and do something about it?Copy !req
869. I say we go get Flanken and Francesca!Copy !req
870. All in favor of that motion, say "growl"...Copy !req
871. "ugh,"yeah" or whatever.Copy !req
872. All opposed, say-Copy !req
873. The motion is passed unanimously.Copy !req
874. Wait a minute, Count! Point of order!Copy !req
875. Point of information! Point of importance!Copy !req
876. Speak up and stop pointing.Copy !req
877. I cannot allow us to do this
to Baron von Frankenstein.Copy !req
878. We must remain loyal to him.Copy !req
879. He was always around when we needed him.Copy !req
880. Now, when he needs us—Copy !req
881. He was around when you needed him?Copy !req
882. When you needed a girlfriend
and he just made one, did he give it to you?Copy !req
883. - Well, no, but—
- And what about Francesca?Copy !req
884. He could have given her to you,
but did he?Copy !req
885. No, he kept her for himself-Copy !req
886. himself, Yetch—Copy !req
887. when we all knew
she should have been yours.Copy !req
888. You deserved her, Yetch...Copy !req
889. but she is his— his, not yours.Copy !req
890. I— I want to take my— back.Copy !req
891. All right, babies, it's "umaninumous."Copy !req
892. "Unie-mouse."Unie-noonie."Umie-nanny."Copy !req
893. It's a hundred percent. Let's go.Copy !req
894. They went into the jungle. Follow me.Copy !req
895. Let's stop for a minute.
I have to catch my breath.Copy !req
896. I'm pretty tired myself, but I don't think
anyone is following us yet.Copy !req
897. They'll be catching up
with us soon enough.Copy !req
898. Oh, if Mr. Kronkite could see me now,
I wonder what he'd say.Copy !req
899. Felix! Help me!Copy !req
900. Maybe it likes pills.Copy !req
901. Now to get you loose.Copy !req
902. Hurry, it's getting tighter!Copy !req
903. Oh, I'm free.Copy !req
904. Felix, you saved my life again.Copy !req
905. Oh, don't thank me. Thank my pills.Copy !req
906. Don't thank my pills. Thank me.Copy !req
907. We better start moving again.
Time is running against us.Copy !req
908. How much further do we have to go
before we get out of this jungle?Copy !req
909. Maybe another hour or so.Copy !req
910. It's the Werewolf. They've picked up our trail.
We can't rest here any longer.Copy !req
911. I can't take another step. I must rest.Copy !req
912. I wasn't made for this kind of activity.Copy !req
913. Go on without me, Felix.
Just leave me something to read.Copy !req
914. There's a boat with provisions in it
hidden near the edge of the beach.Copy !req
915. I'm not leaving you.Copy !req
916. I'll carry you out of the jungle.Copy !req
917. Say, you're heavier than I thought.Copy !req
918. I wanted you to know I'm no easy pickup.Copy !req
919. Maybe I could make a sling
out of some vines.Copy !req
920. - That way, I'll be able to move you.
- Groovy, but hurry, will ya?Copy !req
921. Don't go away now.Copy !req
922. Put her down, you dirty dog!Copy !req
923. Say, biting's not fair.
Put up your fists and fight like a man.Copy !req
924. Attack! Kill! Maim!Copy !req
925. Decapitate!Copy !req
926. Get away, Felix! Run to the boat!Copy !req
927. Save yourself!Copy !req
928. Coward! Running away just as I was about
to thrash you within an inch of your life!Copy !req
929. How do you do?Copy !req
930. Hiya, fellas.Copy !req
931. Nice day, isn't it?Copy !req
932. You are now our prisoner.Copy !req
933. - Bless you.
- Thank you. It's an allergy.Copy !req
934. - You have it!
- Have what?Copy !req
935. The Baron's secret formula
that can destroy matter!Copy !req
936. I do? Oh, I do! I do!Copy !req
937. Do not point that vial at me!Copy !req
938. So you recognize
this vile, vile vial, huh?Copy !req
939. Well, good.Copy !req
940. Then you know what will happen
if I drop it.Copy !req
941. Take me to Francesca. Move!Copy !req
942. Or I'll let you have it!Copy !req
943. Aha! Frozen with fear, are you?Copy !req
944. You didn't realize the rapier-keen,
silken-smooth Felix Flanken...Copy !req
945. could be so rough and tough
and hard and strong...Copy !req
946. and manly and virile and—Copy !req
947. and weak, timid...Copy !req
948. and petrified and—Copy !req
949. Hi-ho, there! May I get you a banana?Copy !req
950. Oh, monsters, beasts—Copy !req
951. Francesca— Francesca! Must save Francesca!Copy !req
952. You were a fool to have ignored me...Copy !req
953. and to have gone with that Flanken!Copy !req
954. Now, at long last,
you are mine, Francesca!Copy !req
955. Yetch, you wretch, don't touch me!Copy !req
956. Touch you?Copy !req
957. At long last, I am going to kiss you!Copy !req
958. Oy vey! That Francesca's something!Copy !req
959. She can fly me to the moon
with her kisses!Copy !req
960. Must... get to Francesca.Copy !req
961. Must... save her!Copy !req
962. Help!Copy !req
963. Too late! Too late.Copy !req
964. I've failed. What can I do?Copy !req
965. There's nothing I can do.Copy !req
966. I can't live without her.Copy !req
967. I'll kill myself!Copy !req
968. - No, Felix, wait, wait! Don't kill yourself.
- Who's gonna kill myself?Copy !req
969. I only said that because I didn't think
anyone could hear me.Copy !req
970. - But what will we do, Uncle?
- I'll save Francesca.Copy !req
971. You go back and wait for her in the boat.
I have a plan.Copy !req
972. - But-
- There's nothing you can do. Trust me. Go!Copy !req
973. - Can I ask you one thing?
- Yes, Nephew?Copy !req
974. You know a shortcut?Copy !req
975. I'm tired of hacking and chopping.Copy !req
976. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
977. Pray he doesn't start beating his chest.Copy !req
978. You— why don't you do something?Copy !req
979. You're going to do something?Copy !req
980. What? What? What-what-what?Copy !req
981. You're crying? That's not enough.Copy !req
982. Oh, thank badness. Felix is escaping.Copy !req
983. One thing is for sure.Copy !req
984. If I ever get out of this mess alive...Copy !req
985. I'll never hack and chop
in a jungle again!Copy !req
986. All right. All right, you. Put her down!Copy !req
987. It's me you want.Copy !req
988. Come on, Francesca! Come on!Copy !req
989. Where are you? Francesca!Copy !req
990. You called?Copy !req
991. Quick, Felix. Start the engine.Copy !req
992. - We've got to get away from here.
- B-But my uncle-Copy !req
993. - What of him?
- It's too late. No one can help him now.Copy !req
994. Quickly, darling, my beloved, my sweet.Copy !req
995. Bug out!Copy !req
996. Yes, all right.Copy !req
997. And now you, you overgrown chimpanzee...Copy !req
998. you've caused me anguish
for the very last time.Copy !req
999. And all of you,
with your jealousies and your hates.Copy !req
1000. You wanted my vial.
You'd kill my nephew for it.Copy !req
1001. Well, now you shall see that
Baron von Frankenstein is not one to cross.Copy !req
1002. True, you won't see it
for too long a time.Copy !req
1003. But for one second— oh, boy!Copy !req
1004. I know it's wrong, but I have
this tremendous urge to sing "Auld Lang Syne."Copy !req
1005. Did you close the windows in your room?Copy !req
1006. Well, it's all over, my darling.
We're going home now.Copy !req
1007. My place isn't much— two small rooms...Copy !req
1008. a furnished medicine cabinet.Copy !req
1009. But we'll be married.Copy !req
1010. And soon there'll be the sound
of tiny Flankens running around.Copy !req
1011. Oh, Felix!Copy !req
1012. Wh-Wh-What is it?Copy !req
1013. What have I said?
We'll get a bigger place.Copy !req
1014. I'll give up sneezing. What is it?Copy !req
1015. Oh, Felix, I can never marry you.Copy !req
1016. You can't? You don't love me?Copy !req
1017. Yes, I do. I do love you,
and that's why I won't marry you.Copy !req
1018. Well, Francesca,
I've got to tell you something.Copy !req
1019. I can't keep on dating you in jungles.Copy !req
1020. No, Felix.
There's something I must tell you.Copy !req
1021. Haven't you wondered
why I was on that island?Copy !req
1022. You see, I'm not
a human being like you are.Copy !req
1023. I was created by Frankenstein
after the Monster and his Mate.Copy !req
1024. I was his masterpiece.Copy !req
1025. But where other women have a heart,
I have a spring that will unwind.Copy !req
1026. Where other women have lungs...Copy !req
1027. I've got a pump that runs
on batteries which will run out.Copy !req
1028. Where other women have elbows and knees...Copy !req
1029. I have metallic joints that will one day
grow rusty and stiffen.Copy !req
1030. I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts
that will eventually wear out.Copy !req
1031. Well, Francesca—Copy !req
1032. Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect—Copy !req
1033. are perfect— are perfect— are perfect—Copy !req