1. My life fades...Copy !req
2. the vision dims.Copy !req
3. All that remains are memories.Copy !req
4. I remember a time of chaos...Copy !req
5. ruined dreams, this wasted land.Copy !req
6. But most of all,
[remember the Road Warrior...Copy !req
7. the man we ca//ed Max.Copy !req
8. To understand who he was,
you have to go back to another time...Copy !req
9. when the world was powered
by the black fuel...Copy !req
10. and the deserts sprouted
great cities of pipe and steel.Copy !req
11. Gone now, swept away.Copy !req
12. For reasons long forgotten,
two mighty warrior tribes went to war...Copy !req
13. and touched off a blaze
which engulfed them all.Copy !req
14. Without fuel they were nothing.
They'd built a house of straw.Copy !req
15. The thundering machines
sputtered and stopped.Copy !req
16. Their leaders talked
and talked and talked.Copy !req
17. But nothing could stem the avalanche.Copy !req
18. Their world crumbled...Copy !req
19. the cities exploded.Copy !req
20. A whirlwind of looting...Copy !req
21. a firestorm of fear.Copy !req
22. Men began to feed on men.Copy !req
23. On the roads,
it was a white-line nightmare.Copy !req
24. Only those mobile enough to scavenge...Copy !req
25. brutal enough to pillage,
would survive.Copy !req
26. The gangs took over the highways...Copy !req
27. ready to wage war for a tank of juice.Copy !req
28. And in this maelstrom of decay...Copy !req
29. ordinary men
were battered and smashed.Copy !req
30. Men like Max.Copy !req
31. The warrior Max.Copy !req
32. In the roar of an engine,
he lost everything...Copy !req
33. and became a shell of a man.Copy !req
34. A burnt-out, desolate man.Copy !req
35. A man haunted by
the demons of his past.Copy !req
36. A man who wandered out
into the waste/and.Copy !req
37. And it was here...Copy !req
38. in this blighted place...Copy !req
39. that he learned to live again.Copy !req
40. Don't hurt the snake. Put it down.Copy !req
41. Gently, gently. Nice. Nice.Copy !req
42. Now the iron.Copy !req
43. The gun.Copy !req
44. Down, down. Turn around.Copy !req
45. Looks like I got myself some
gasoline, eh?Copy !req
46. Eh? V8? Huh?Copy !req
47. Booby-trapped.
Touch those tanks and:Copy !req
48. Booby trap. Back up.Copy !req
49. Oh, you crafty little man, you.Copy !req
50. You're quick, very quick.Copy !req
51. Never seen a man beat the snake before.
Who are you?Copy !req
52. Reflexes. Yeah. That's what you've got.Copy !req
53. Me, I got brains.Copy !req
54. Hey!Copy !req
55. A fella, a quick fella...Copy !req
56. might have a weapon under there.
I'd have to pin his head to the panel.Copy !req
57. Hey. Hey, heY-Copy !req
58. Don't play me the fool.Copy !req
59. Gas, fuel, gasoline!
Thousands of gallons of it!Copy !req
60. - As much as you want!
- Where? Where?Copy !req
61. Twenty miles from here.
Pumping it, they are. Refining!Copy !req
62. - A huge tanker full.
- Crap.Copy !req
63. No. No, no, no, it's true! It's true.Copy !req
64. It's not self-service, no, no.
It's too hard for me.Copy !req
65. - But a man of your ingenuity...
- Where? Where? Where?Copy !req
66. Kill me and you'll never find out.Copy !req
67. All right. Come on.Copy !req
68. Good dog. Nice doggy, eh?Copy !req
69. Good doggy-Copy !req
70. Bless you, dog.Copy !req
71. Well, there it is.Copy !req
72. Four days I was up here...Copy !req
73. me and the snakes,
playing mahjong, taking tea...Copy !req
74. watching, thinking...Copy !req
75. how was I gonna
get in and get the gas?Copy !req
76. Day and night it's pumping.Copy !req
77. Fuel to burn.Copy !req
78. They've got the lot.
Power, lights, you name it.Copy !req
79. You can bet your life
they mean to keep it.Copy !req
80. Thirty of them in there.Copy !req
81. Arrows, flamethrowers, guns.Copy !req
82. No place for man or reptile, I thought.Copy !req
83. Then this trash arrived...Copy !req
84. as moths to a flame.Copy !req
85. Round and round, attack, attack...Copy !req
86. like angry ants,
mad with the smell of gasoline.Copy !req
87. In the tanker, that's where they keep it.Copy !req
88. Thousands of gallons.
As much as you want.Copy !req
89. If anyone's gonna get in there,
it's gonna be you.Copy !req
90. Me, I'm gonna feed the snakes.Copy !req
91. A man lives by his word, I reckon,
and I've kept mine, eh?Copy !req
92. Look, we had a deal. I show you the gas
and you let me go, right?Copy !req
93. - The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you.
- After all I've clone for you...Copy !req
94. I reckon you got a bargain, don't you?Copy !req
95. Attack, my vermin, attack!Copy !req
96. Onward! Bring me the fuel.
For the glory of Humungus.Copy !req
97. For the great glory of Humungus.Copy !req
98. Smegma crazies to the left!Copy !req
99. The gate! Gayboy berserkers to the gate!Copy !req
100. I am your Lord.Copy !req
101. Attack!Copy !req
102. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
103. Save it.Copy !req
104. I'm just here for the gasoline.Copy !req
105. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
106. As much as you like.Copy !req
107. Just take me back there.Copy !req
108. Show your weapons and come forward!Copy !req
109. Steady now.Copy !req
110. Take it real easy.Copy !req
111. That's as far as you go.Copy !req
112. Turn around.Copy !req
113. Nathan! Nathan! It's Nathan!Copy !req
114. Hurry, get the stretcher!Copy !req
115. Lose them.Copy !req
116. Open the gate.Copy !req
117. Hurry up with that damned stretcher.Copy !req
118. Nathan!Copy !req
119. Hey, that's fine. It's fine. Just stay here.Copy !req
120. Cover him. Cover him.Copy !req
121. Come on, quick. Quick.Copy !req
122. Oh, what a waste!Copy !req
123. Watch his leg.Copy !req
124. You and your handiwork!Copy !req
125. He didn't stand a chance!Copy !req
126. Oh, I warned him. You all heard me.
"Madness," I said.Copy !req
127. "We can escape, take our gas," he said.
"How?" I said.Copy !req
128. Get that machine inside.
Charlie, help me—Copy !req
129. Derek?Copy !req
130. Get that machine inside.Copy !req
131. Close the damned gate.Copy !req
132. Mind your backs,
mind your backs. Corning through.Copy !req
133. All right, give him room, give him room.Copy !req
134. Who are you?Copy !req
135. How did you get through out there?Copy !req
136. Look, I want some answers.
Where did you find him?Copy !req
137. Two or three miles down the road,
left for dead. We had a deal.Copy !req
138. There were three other vehicles.
Did you see them?Copy !req
139. They're heading to the southwest
in heaps of trouble.Copy !req
140. He said if I brought him back,
you'd give me some gas.Copy !req
141. - Now, there's not much time.
- There was a woman in the car.Copy !req
142. She's dead.Copy !req
143. What did they do?Copy !req
144. It was quick. I just want my gas,
I wanna get out of here.Copy !req
145. For all we know, he's one of them.
Give him nothing.Copy !req
146. She's right, he's a parasite.Copy !req
147. Trading in human flesh. Mercenary trash.Copy !req
148. - We had an arrangement.
- What do you mean, an arrangement?Copy !req
149. You talk to this man.Copy !req
150. No, no. Try something. Try something.Copy !req
151. If you had a contract, it was with him.Copy !req
152. And it died With him.Copy !req
153. - Get rid of him.
- Move it.Copy !req
154. Left!Copy !req
155. Left.Copy !req
156. Gotta hand it to you, treasure.
The last of the V8 Interceptors.Copy !req
157. A piece of history.Copy !req
158. Would have been a shame to blow it up.Copy !req
159. Let him go!Copy !req
160. It's all right, mate.Copy !req
161. Here they come!
Close the gates! They're coming back!Copy !req
162. Hold your fire! He comes in peace!Copy !req
163. - For Christ's sake, hold your fire!
- Shut up.Copy !req
164. Greetings from the Humungus!Copy !req
165. The Lord Humungus!Copy !req
166. The Warrior of the Wasteland!Copy !req
167. The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Roll-ah!Copy !req
168. I am gravely disappointed.Copy !req
169. Again you have made me
unleash my dogs of war.Copy !req
170. - Look at what remains...
- Help!Copy !req
171. - ... of your gallant scouts.
- Kill him now...Copy !req
172. - Why? Because you're selfish.
- ... while you've got the chance.Copy !req
173. You hoard your gasoline.Copy !req
174. - You will not listen to reason.
- Don't listen to him!Copy !req
175. Now, my prisoners say...Copy !req
176. you plan to take your gasoline
out of the wasteland.Copy !req
177. You sent them out this morning
to find a vehicle.Copy !req
178. A rig big enough to haul
that fat tank of gas.Copy !req
179. What a puny plan.Copy !req
180. Look around you.Copy !req
181. This is the Valley of Death.Copy !req
182. See!Copy !req
183. Nothing can escape!
The Humungus rules the wasteland!Copy !req
184. Give them nothing. Blow it up.
Give them—Copy !req
185. Humungus will not be defied.Copy !req
186. Wez. Wez.Copy !req
187. - Listen to me!
- Aah!Copy !req
188. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
189. Good one.Copy !req
190. Quiet. Quiet. No more games.Copy !req
191. No more games!Copy !req
192. We are here for a purpose.Copy !req
193. We've come with an offer.Copy !req
194. No. No more talk.Copy !req
195. We go in. We kill.Copy !req
196. We'll kill them!Copy !req
197. We'll kill them! Kill them. Kill them!Copy !req
198. Do you see him?Copy !req
199. Kill! Kill!Copy !req
200. Be still, my dog of war.Copy !req
201. I understand your pain.Copy !req
202. We all lost someone we love.
But we do it my way.Copy !req
203. Losers. Losers wait.Copy !req
204. We do it my way.Copy !req
205. Their fear is our ally.
The gasoline will be ours.Copy !req
206. Then you shall have your revenge.Copy !req
207. Take him away.Copy !req
208. There has been
too much violence, too much pain.Copy !req
209. None here are without sin.Copy !req
210. But I have an honorable compromise.Copy !req
211. Just walk away.Copy !req
212. Give me the pump...Copy !req
213. the oil...Copy !req
214. the gasoline...Copy !req
215. and the whole compound,
and I'll spare your lives.Copy !req
216. Just walk away. I will give you
safe passage in the wasteland.Copy !req
217. Just walk away
and there will be an end to the horror.Copy !req
218. I await your answer.Copy !req
219. You have one full day to decide.Copy !req
220. We'll never walk away!Copy !req
221. Never!Copy !req
222. You heard what he said.
It sounds reasonable.Copy !req
223. We don't have to die.Copy !req
224. All we have to do is walk away.Copy !req
225. No. We've worked too hard.Copy !req
226. It's simple.
All we do is change the fuel...Copy !req
227. and this junkyard for our lives.Copy !req
228. Look, if we walk out there,
they'll slaughter us.Copy !req
229. They'll set us loose
and then cut us down like pigs.Copy !req
230. Don't listen to them.Copy !req
231. All right. All right. This is it.Copy !req
232. I'll talk to this Humungus.Copy !req
233. Bloody fool.Copy !req
234. He's a reasonable man...Copy !req
235. open to negotiation.Copy !req
236. He promised us safe passage.
He gave his word.Copy !req
237. And let us suppose he keeps it...Copy !req
238. and we walk away from here
with our lives. What then?Copy !req
239. But remember.Copy !req
240. Remember one thing.
That is more than just a tanker of gas.Copy !req
241. That is our lifeline to a place
beyond that vermin on machines.Copy !req
242. That's 2000 miles from here!Copy !req
243. How do you expect us to get it there?
Drag it?Copy !req
244. If we have to, yes.
There's always a way.Copy !req
245. But the first step...Copy !req
246. defend the fuel.Copy !req
247. Words.Copy !req
248. Just words!Copy !req
249. You'd die for a pipe dream!Copy !req
250. Wrong. We fight for a belief. I stay.Copy !req
251. I wish it could have worked, Pappagallo.Copy !req
252. You can't expect to compete with that.Copy !req
253. Every day we get weaker
while they get stronger. It's finished.Copy !req
254. I'm sorry.Copy !req
255. Two days ago I saw a vehicle
that'd haul that tanker.Copy !req
256. You wanna get out of here...Copy !req
257. you talk to me.Copy !req
258. Okay, so that's my offer.Copy !req
259. I deliver a rig big enough
to haul that tanker...Copy !req
260. you give me back my vehicle
and as much juice as I can carry.Copy !req
261. We lost eight good people this morning.Copy !req
262. What's he got in mind?Copy !req
263. Now, to do the job
I need five gallons of diesel...Copy !req
264. and some high-octane gasoline.Copy !req
265. Think of it as a down payment.Copy !req
266. And that's the last we'll ever see of him.Copy !req
267. He has to come back for his wheels.Copy !req
268. What have we got to lose?Copy !req
269. You've got yourself a deal.Copy !req
270. My vehicle and all the juice I can carry.Copy !req
271. Come on, dog.Copy !req
272. Shh!Copy !req
273. You know what
I miss most of all? Clean women.Copy !req
274. Nail polish, perfume...Copy !req
275. the smell of bicycle seats, cocktails...Copy !req
276. Shut up.
Desserts.Copy !req
277. Lingerie. Remember lingerie?Copy !req
278. I knew it. I knew it'd work.Copy !req
279. Lethal. Lethal, these snakes. Born killers.Copy !req
280. Down!Copy !req
281. It's my snake. I trained it.
I'm gonna eat it.Copy !req
282. So find your own. Get out of it.Copy !req
283. I've got a recipe for snake. Delicious.Copy !req
284. Fricassee of reptile. Get out.Copy !req
285. Better than your dog food. No!Copy !req
286. Pure protein, minerals, vitamins.Copy !req
287. A man's gotta look after himself.Copy !req
288. Healthy mind, healthy body, dog.Copy !req
289. Hey! You are what you eat, I reckon.
Get away!Copy !req
290. You two ought to take a look
in the mirror some time.Copy !req
291. No style, no taste.Copy !req
292. Empty-Copy !req
293. All this time.Copy !req
294. That's dishonest. Low.Copy !req
295. Let's have a look
at this machine of yours.Copy !req
296. How do I know that one's not a dud?Copy !req
297. - Find out.
- Cool. Cool, cool.Copy !req
298. Now, you've gotta understand the basics
of aerodynamics in a thing like this.Copy !req
299. Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
300. Hey! Hey, hey, hey-Copy !req
301. What about me, eh?
You're not gonna leave me here, are you?Copy !req
302. Do what you want.Copy !req
303. We're partners.Copy !req
304. You and me, we're partners.Copy !req
305. Partners!Copy !req
306. Go. Go.Copy !req
307. - Whoo!
- Aah!Copy !req
308. My dogs, run. The gate.Copy !req
309. The gate. The gate. The gate.Copy !req
310. You. You can run, but you can't hide.Copy !req
311. You did a great job.Copy !req
312. That's my man.Copy !req
313. That's my man.Copy !req
314. Don't go overboard now.Copy !req
315. No, don't touch, please.
It's a precision instrument.Copy !req
316. Don't touch.Copy !req
317. Ah, ah, ah.Copy !req
318. Don't touch.Copy !req
319. Shoo, shoo. Go.Copy !req
320. Shoo! Shoo!Copy !req
321. Go on.Copy !req
322. Tell me, son, this machine of yours...Copy !req
323. it can take two, can it?Copy !req
324. Possibly.Copy !req
325. All right?Copy !req
326. I'm okay. Just get them organized,
we're moving out tonight.Copy !req
327. Okay, listen, everyone.
We're going out tonight.Copy !req
328. You all know what to do,
just get on with it.Copy !req
329. Timbo, Derek, Pappagallo's been hurt.Copy !req
330. How's the rig?Copy !req
331. The rig. How is she?Copy !req
332. A cracked timing case cover.Copy !req
333. It's broken some teeth
off the timing gears.Copy !req
334. It's got a cracked timing case cover.Copy !req
335. It's broken a couple of teeth
off the timing gears.Copy !req
336. - The radiator's damaged at the core.
- The radiator's damaged at the core.Copy !req
337. - A cracked water pump.
- It's got a cracked water pump.Copy !req
338. - And a fractured injector line.
- And it's got a fractured injector line.Copy !req
339. Well, what does all that mean?Copy !req
340. Yeah, okay, but what does that mean?Copy !req
341. - What does that mean?
- Twenty-four hours.Copy !req
342. Twenty-four hours.Copy !req
343. They've got 12.Copy !req
344. You've got 12.
- Okay.Copy !req
345. 0K8)'-Copy !req
346. Let's get him down. Quick, come on.Copy !req
347. Listen, I was wrong about you...Copy !req
348. and I'm sorry.Copy !req
349. Heel.Copy !req
350. It's been a long time
since I've seen driving like that, man.Copy !req
351. You're okay by me, son.Copy !req
352. With you driving that rig, we got it licked!
Nice to have you aboard, son.Copy !req
353. I've been saving those.
I want you to have them.Copy !req
354. Thank you, and welcome.Copy !req
355. It's been a pleasure doing business
with you, but I'm leaving.Copy !req
356. I'm leaving. Thanks.Copy !req
357. Oh, my God, look!Copy !req
358. Up on the hill!Copy !req
359. They're stringing them up, the bastards!Copy !req
360. Look!Copy !req
361. You have defied me.Copy !req
362. You will know the vengeance
of Lord Humungus.Copy !req
363. I promise you...Copy !req
364. nobody...Copy !req
365. nobody gets out of here alive.Copy !req
366. Who's supposed to be helping out
with the drums? Come on!Copy !req
367. Hey, don't forget,
don't waste a bit before we leave.Copy !req
368. Just wanna catch the pigs.Copy !req
369. Come on with the drums, come on!Copy !req
370. Is anybody helping over there?Copy !req
371. Hey, come on!Copy !req
372. What's wrong? Come on.Copy !req
373. It just seems really wrong,
sneaking away like this.Copy !req
374. What?Copy !req
375. But you said you wanted to come,
sweetheart.Copy !req
376. I know I did, but...Copy !req
377. Look, you're scared. Now, come on,
it'll be much safer up there.Copy !req
378. - What are we waiting for, eh?
- No, don't.Copy !req
379. This is my family.Copy !req
380. I'm not gonna leave these people.Copy !req
381. I'm staying.Copy !req
382. I'm sorry.Copy !req
383. Come on, keep it together.Copy !req
384. I told you, he's leaving.
What did I tell you?Copy !req
385. Look, he's leaving.Copy !req
386. Look, I don't have time for long speeches.
I want you to drive the tanker.Copy !req
387. Sorry.Copy !req
388. We had a contract.
I kept my part of the bargain.Copy !req
389. We'll make a new contract.Copy !req
390. I've got all I need here.Copy !req
391. You don't have a future.
I could offer you that. Rebuild our lives.Copy !req
392. Max...Copy !req
393. buy a ticket for 2000 miles.Copy !req
394. You have to come, sonny.
This is where we're going. Paradise.Copy !req
395. Two thousand miles from here.Copy !req
396. Fresh water, plenty of sunshine.Copy !req
397. Nothing to do but breed.Copy !req
398. No, thanks.Copy !req
399. What is it with you, huh?
What are you looking for?Copy !req
400. Come on, Max,
everyone's looking for something.Copy !req
401. You happy out there, are you?Copy !req
402. Eh? Wandering?
One day blurring into another?Copy !req
403. You're a scavenger, Max.
You're a maggot.Copy !req
404. Do you know that?Copy !req
405. You're living off the corpse
of the old world.Copy !req
406. Tell me your story.
Come on, tell me your story.Copy !req
407. What burned you out?Copy !req
408. Kill one man too many?Copy !req
409. See too many people die?
Lose some family?Copy !req
410. Oh, so that's it. You lost some family.
That make you something special, does it?Copy !req
411. Listen to me.Copy !req
412. Do you think
you're the only one that's suffered?Copy !req
413. We've all been through it in here.
But we haven't given up.Copy !req
414. We're still human beings with dignity.Copy !req
415. But you, you're out there
with the garbage.Copy !req
416. You're nothing.Copy !req
417. Get out, kid.Copy !req
418. Come on, get out of here.Copy !req
419. Go on, get out. Scat. Get out.Copy !req
420. You're letting him go?Copy !req
421. Well, let's keep his vehicle, at least.Copy !req
422. He fulfilled his contract.
He's an honorable man.Copy !req
423. Okay, so who's gonna drive the tanker?Copy !req
424. I am.Copy !req
425. They've got you wrong,
you're not a coward.Copy !req
426. Stupid maybe, but not a coward.Copy !req
427. You're making a serious mistake...Copy !req
428. splitting a great team.Copy !req
429. You and me together,
think of the possibilities.Copy !req
430. See you around, maybe.
Goodbye, good luck.Copy !req
431. We go!Copy !req
432. You disobey me. You puppy.Copy !req
433. Toadie, the gas. Hurry up.Copy !req
434. Don't waste him. If he's alive...Copy !req
435. I want him.Copy !req
436. The tanks are full, O mighty Wez,
and it's all yours!Copy !req
437. It's all over.Copy !req
438. Let's go.Copy !req
439. Look, out there. Northwest.Copy !req
440. Oh, hell.Copy !req
441. You blew it, you fool.Copy !req
442. Relax, partner.Copy !req
443. I'll be driving the tanker.Copy !req
444. We're gonna crash or crash through.Copy !req
445. Now, at this point, that's all they want.
The tanker.Copy !req
446. So they'll come straight after us.Copy !req
447. So we'll use that to punch our way out...Copy !req
448. which will give all of you
a very, very good chance.Copy !req
449. Now, don't hesitate.Copy !req
450. Once you're outside there,
split up and go as hard as you can.Copy !req
451. Now, 200 miles to the north...Copy !req
452. there's a place with a bridge
called Powder River.Copy !req
453. That's our rendezvous.Copy !req
454. Give us till sunset.Copy !req
455. If we haven't made it by then,
keep going.Copy !req
456. Good enough for me to build,
but not to ride on?Copy !req
457. - You are not coming on this tanker!
- I sweated blood on this...Copy !req
458. and no bastard's gonna tell me
to ride in no school bus!Copy !req
459. Okay, settle down!Copy !req
460. If it's all the same to you...Copy !req
461. I'll drive that tanker.Copy !req
462. The offer is closed. Too late for deals.Copy !req
463. No deals. I wanna drive that truck.Copy !req
464. Why? Why the big change of heart?Copy !req
465. Believe me, I haven't got a choice.Copy !req
466. And how do you think you'll do it?Copy !req
467. I mean, look at you.
You couldn't even drive a wheelchair.Copy !req
468. You should look at yourself, Max.
You're a mess.Copy !req
469. Come on, cut the crap.Copy !req
470. I'm the best chance you've got.Copy !req
471. Right, let's get moving.Copy !req
472. Move that kid! Get rid of him!Copy !req
473. Oh, shit!Copy !req
474. Go! Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
475. I'm all right, I'm all right.Copy !req
476. Move it. Move it.Copy !req
477. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
478. Whoa!Copy !req
479. RAUGHS]Copy !req
480. The tire! Shoot the tire!Copy !req
481. Boy! Come on, jump!Copy !req
482. Come on, jump!Copy !req
483. I say-Copy !req
484. We've won.Copy !req
485. It's over, boy.Copy !req
486. Hey, kid.Copy !req
487. Get the bullet. The bullet.Copy !req
488. Get up. Go on.Copy !req
489. Get the shell.Copy !req
490. Get the shell.Copy !req
491. Come on. Come on, go!Copy !req
492. And so began
the journey north to safety...Copy !req
493. to our place in the sun.Copy !req
494. Among us we found a new leader,
the man who came from the sky...Copy !req
495. the Gyro Captain.Copy !req
496. And just as Pappagallo had planned...Copy !req
497. we traveled far beyond
the reach of men on machines.Copy !req
498. The juice, the precious juice,
was hidden in the vehicles.Copy !req
499. As for me, I grew to manhood...Copy !req
500. in the fullness of time,
I became the leader...Copy !req
501. the chief of the Great Northern Tribe.Copy !req
502. And the Road Warrior?Copy !req
503. That was the last we ever saw of him.Copy !req
504. He lives now only in my memories.Copy !req