1. My life fades...Copy !req
2. the vision dims.Copy !req
3. All that remains are memories.Copy !req
4. I remember... a time of chaos...Copy !req
5. ruined dreams... this wasted land.Copy !req
6. But most of all,
I remember the Road Warrior...Copy !req
7. the man we called Max.Copy !req
8. To understand who he was,
you have to go back to another time...Copy !req
9. when the world was powered
by the black fuel...Copy !req
10. and the deserts sprouted great cities
of pipe and steel.Copy !req
11. Gone now... swept away.Copy !req
12. For reasons long forgotten,
two mighty warrior tribes went to war...Copy !req
13. and touched off a blaze
which engulfed them all.Copy !req
14. Without fuel they were nothing.
They'd built a house of straw.Copy !req
15. The thundering machines sputtered
and stopped.Copy !req
16. Their leaders talked... and talked...
and talked...Copy !req
17. but nothing could stem the avalanche.Copy !req
18. Their world crumbled...
the cities exploded.Copy !req
19. A whirlwind of looting...Copy !req
20. a firestorm of fear.Copy !req
21. Men began to feed on men.Copy !req
22. On the roads it was a white-line nightmare.Copy !req
23. Only those mobile enough to scavenge...Copy !req
24. brutal enough to pillage would survive.Copy !req
25. The gangs took over the highways...Copy !req
26. ready to wage war for a tank of juice.Copy !req
27. And in this maelstrom of decay...Copy !req
28. ordinary men were battered
and smashed.Copy !req
29. Men like Max...Copy !req
30. the warrior Max.Copy !req
31. In the roar of an engine,
he lost everything...Copy !req
32. and became a shell of a man...Copy !req
33. a burnt out, desolate man...Copy !req
34. a man haunted by the demons
of his past.Copy !req
35. A man who wandered out
into the wasteland.Copy !req
36. And it was here... in this blighted place...Copy !req
37. that he learned to live again.Copy !req
38. Don't hurt the snake! Put it down...Copy !req
39. gently, gently... nice.Copy !req
40. Now the iron.Copy !req
41. The gun.Copy !req
42. Down, down. Turn around.Copy !req
43. Looks like I've got myself
some gasoline, eh?Copy !req
44. V8? Eh?Copy !req
45. Booby-trapped.
Touch those tanks and boom!Copy !req
46. Booby-trap! Back up!Copy !req
47. Oh, you crafty little man, you!Copy !req
48. You're quick... very quick.Copy !req
49. Never seen a man beat the snake before.
Who are you?Copy !req
50. Reflexes... that's what you've got.Copy !req
51. Me... I've got brains.Copy !req
52. A fella... a quick fella...Copy !req
53. might have a weapon under there.
I'd have to pin his head to the panel.Copy !req
54. Don't play me the fool!Copy !req
55. Gas! Fuel! Gasoline!
Thousands of gallons of it!Copy !req
56. - As much as you want!
- Where? Where?Copy !req
57. 20 miles from here!
Pumping it, they are! Refining!Copy !req
58. - A huge tanker full.
- Crap!Copy !req
59. No, it's true!Copy !req
60. It's not self-service, no.
It's too hard for me...Copy !req
61. but a man of your ingenuity...Copy !req
62. Where?Copy !req
63. Kill me and you'll never find out!Copy !req
64. Good dog.Copy !req
65. Nice doggy, eh?Copy !req
66. Well, there it is.Copy !req
67. Four days I was up here.Copy !req
68. Me and the snakes...
playing mah-jong, taking tea...Copy !req
69. watching, thinking...Copy !req
70. how was I going to get in
and get the gas?Copy !req
71. Day and night it's pumping.Copy !req
72. Fuel to burn.Copy !req
73. They've got the lot:
Power, lights, you name it.Copy !req
74. You can bet your life they mean to keep it.Copy !req
75. Thirty of them in there.Copy !req
76. Arrows, flame-throwers, guns!Copy !req
77. No place for man or reptile, I thought.Copy !req
78. Then this trash arrived...Copy !req
79. as moths to a flame.Copy !req
80. Round and round, attack, attack...Copy !req
81. like angry ants,
mad with the smell of gasoline.Copy !req
82. In the tanker, that's where they keep it.Copy !req
83. Thousands of gallons.
As much as you want.Copy !req
84. If anyone's gonna get in there,
it's gonna be you.Copy !req
85. Me... I'm gonna feed the snakes.Copy !req
86. A man lives by his word, I reckon.
I've kept mine, eh?Copy !req
87. We had a deal. I show you the gas
and you let me go, right?Copy !req
88. The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you.Copy !req
89. After all I've done for you...Copy !req
90. I reckon you got a bargain, don't you?Copy !req
91. Attack, my vermin, attack!Copy !req
92. Onward! Bring me the fuel.
For the glory of Humungus.Copy !req
93. For the great glory of Humungus.Copy !req
94. Smegma crazies to the left!Copy !req
95. The gate! Gayboy berserkers to the gate!Copy !req
96. I am your Lord.Copy !req
97. Attack, my vermin, attack!Copy !req
98. Thank you, thank you, thank you!Copy !req
99. Save it.Copy !req
100. I'm just here for the gasoline.Copy !req
101. As much as you like.Copy !req
102. Just take me back there.Copy !req
103. Show your weapons and come forward!Copy !req
104. Steady now!Copy !req
105. Take it real easy!Copy !req
106. That's as far as you go!Copy !req
107. Turn around!Copy !req
108. Nathan! Nathan! It's Nathan!Copy !req
109. Lose them!Copy !req
110. Open the gate!Copy !req
111. Hurry up with that damned stretcher!Copy !req
112. Hey, that's fine, that's fine.
Just stay there.Copy !req
113. Cover him, cover him!Copy !req
114. Come on! Quick, quick!Copy !req
115. Oh, what a waste!Copy !req
116. Watch his leg!Copy !req
117. You and your handiwork!Copy !req
118. He didn't stand a chance!Copy !req
119. I warned him! You all heard me!
"Madness," I said.Copy !req
120. "We can escape. Take our gas," he said.Copy !req
121. Get that machine inside!Copy !req
122. Close the damned gate!Copy !req
123. Who are you?Copy !req
124. How did you get through out there?Copy !req
125. Look, I want some answers.
Where did you find him?Copy !req
126. Two or three miles down the road
left for dead. We had a deal.Copy !req
127. There were three other vehicles.
Did you see them?Copy !req
128. They're heading to the southwest
in heaps of trouble.Copy !req
129. He said if I brought him back
you'd give me some gas.Copy !req
130. - Now there's not much time.
- There was a woman in the car.Copy !req
131. She's dead.Copy !req
132. - What did they do?
- It was quick.Copy !req
133. I just want my gas
and I want to get out of here.Copy !req
134. For all we know he's one of them!
Give him nothing!Copy !req
135. She's right, he's a parasite!Copy !req
136. Trading in human flesh! Mercenary trash!Copy !req
137. - We had an arrangement.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
138. You talk to this man.Copy !req
139. Try something! Try something!Copy !req
140. If you had a contract, it was with him.Copy !req
141. And it died with him.Copy !req
142. Get rid of him!Copy !req
143. Left!Copy !req
144. Got to hand it to you, treasure!
The last of the V8 Interceptors!Copy !req
145. A piece of history!Copy !req
146. Would have been a shame to blow it up.Copy !req
147. Here they come! Close the gates!
They're coming back!Copy !req
148. Hold your fire! He comes in peace!Copy !req
149. For Christ's sake, hold your fire!Copy !req
150. Greetings from The Humungus!Copy !req
151. The Lord Humungus!Copy !req
152. The Warrior of the Wasteland!Copy !req
153. The Ayatollah of Rock and Roller!Copy !req
154. I am gravely disappointed.Copy !req
155. Again you have made me unleash my dogs
of war.Copy !req
156. Look at what remains
of your gallant scouts.Copy !req
157. Why? Because you're selfish!Copy !req
158. You hoard your gasoline.Copy !req
159. Don't listen to him!Copy !req
160. Now, my prisoners say...Copy !req
161. you plan to take your gasoline
out of the Wasteland.Copy !req
162. You sent them out this morning
to find a vehicle.Copy !req
163. A rig big enough to haul
that fat tank of gas.Copy !req
164. What a puny plan!Copy !req
165. Look around you.Copy !req
166. This is the Valley of Death.Copy !req
167. See!Copy !req
168. Nothing can escape!
The Humungus rules the Wasteland!Copy !req
169. Give them nothing! Blow it up!Copy !req
170. Humungus will not be defied!Copy !req
171. Wez! Wez!Copy !req
172. I've got it! I've got it!Copy !req
173. Quiet! Quiet! No more games!Copy !req
174. No more games!Copy !req
175. We're here for a purpose.Copy !req
176. We come with an offer.Copy !req
177. No! No more talk!Copy !req
178. We go in! We kill!Copy !req
179. We'll kill them!Copy !req
180. Be still my dog of war!Copy !req
181. I understand your pain.Copy !req
182. We've all lost someone we love.
But we do it my way!Copy !req
183. Losers wait!Copy !req
184. We do it my way!Copy !req
185. Fear is our ally... the gasoline will be ours.Copy !req
186. Then, you shall have your revenge.Copy !req
187. Take him away!Copy !req
188. There has been too much violence,
too much pain.Copy !req
189. None here are without sin.Copy !req
190. But I have an honorable compromise.Copy !req
191. Just walk away.Copy !req
192. Give me the pump...Copy !req
193. the oil...Copy !req
194. the gasoline...Copy !req
195. and the whole compound,
and I'll spare your lives.Copy !req
196. Just walk away. I will give you
safe passage in the Wasteland.Copy !req
197. Just walk away and there will be an end
to the horror.Copy !req
198. I await your answer.Copy !req
199. You have one full day to decide.Copy !req
200. We'll never walk away!Copy !req
201. Never!Copy !req
202. You heard what he said!
It sounds reasonable!Copy !req
203. We don't have to die!Copy !req
204. All we have to do is walk away!Copy !req
205. No! We've worked too hard!Copy !req
206. It's simple! All we do is change the fuel
and this junkyard for our lives!Copy !req
207. Look, if we walk out there,
they'll slaughter us!Copy !req
208. They'll set us loose
and then cut us down like pigs!Copy !req
209. Don't listen to them!Copy !req
210. All right, this is it!Copy !req
211. I'll talk to this Humungus!Copy !req
212. He's a reasonable man...Copy !req
213. open to negotiation.Copy !req
214. He promised us safe passage!
He gave his word!Copy !req
215. And let us suppose he keeps it...Copy !req
216. and we walk away from here
with our lives. What then?Copy !req
217. But remember!Copy !req
218. Remember one thing:
That is more than just a tanker of gas.Copy !req
219. That is our lifeline to a place
beyond that vermin on machines.Copy !req
220. That's 2,000 miles from here!Copy !req
221. How do you expect us to get it there?
Drag it?Copy !req
222. If we have to, yes! There's always a way!Copy !req
223. But the first step:Copy !req
224. Defend the fuel.Copy !req
225. Words!Copy !req
226. Just words!Copy !req
227. You'd die for a pipe dream!Copy !req
228. We fight for a belief! I stay!Copy !req
229. I wish it could have worked, Pappagallo.Copy !req
230. You can't expect to compete with that.Copy !req
231. Every day we get weaker
while they get stronger. It's finished!Copy !req
232. I'm sorry.Copy !req
233. Two days ago I saw a vehicle
that could haul that tanker.Copy !req
234. If you wanna get out of here...
you talk to me.Copy !req
235. Okay, so that's my offer.Copy !req
236. I deliver a rig big enough
to haul that tanker...Copy !req
237. you give me back my vehicle
and as much juice as I can carry.Copy !req
238. We lost eight good people this morning.Copy !req
239. What's he got in mind?Copy !req
240. Now, to do the job
I need five gallons of diesel...Copy !req
241. and some high-octane gasoline.Copy !req
242. Think of it as a down payment.Copy !req
243. And that's the last we'll ever see of him.Copy !req
244. He has to come back for his wheels.Copy !req
245. What have we got to lose?Copy !req
246. You've got yourself a deal.Copy !req
247. My vehicle and all the juice I can carry.Copy !req
248. Come on, dog.Copy !req
249. You know what I miss most of all?
Clean women.Copy !req
250. Nail polish, perfume...Copy !req
251. the smell of bicycle seats, cocktails...Copy !req
252. Shut up!
desserts.Copy !req
253. Lingerie. Remember lingerie?Copy !req
254. I knew it! I knew it would work!Copy !req
255. Lethal! Lethal these snakes. Born killers.Copy !req
256. It's my snake! I trained it.
I'm gonna eat it!Copy !req
257. So find your own! Get out of it!Copy !req
258. I've got a recipe for snake. Delicious.Copy !req
259. Fricassee of reptile.Copy !req
260. Better than your dog food!Copy !req
261. Pure protein...Copy !req
262. minerals, vitamins.
A man's gotta look after himself.Copy !req
263. Healthy mind, healthy body, dog.Copy !req
264. You are what you eat, I reckon.Copy !req
265. Get away!Copy !req
266. You two ought to take a look
in the mirror some time.Copy !req
267. No style, no taste.Copy !req
268. Empty!Copy !req
269. All this time!Copy !req
270. That's dishonest... low!Copy !req
271. Let's have a look at this machine of yours.Copy !req
272. How do I know that one's not a dud?Copy !req
273. Find out.Copy !req
274. You've got to understand the basics
of aerodynamics in a thing like this.Copy !req
275. Shut up, shut up!Copy !req
276. What about me?
You're not gonna leave me here, are you?Copy !req
277. Do what you want.Copy !req
278. We're partners!Copy !req
279. You and me, we're partners!Copy !req
280. Partners!Copy !req
281. Go! Go!Copy !req
282. My dogs, run! The gate!Copy !req
283. The gate! The gate!Copy !req
284. You! You can run...Copy !req
285. but you can't hide!Copy !req
286. You did a great job.Copy !req
287. Don't go overboard now.Copy !req
288. Don't touch, please.
It's a precision instrument.Copy !req
289. Don't touch!Copy !req
290. Tell me, son... this machine of yours...Copy !req
291. it can take two, can it?Copy !req
292. Possibly.Copy !req
293. I'm okay. Just get them organized.
We're moving out tonight.Copy !req
294. Okay, listen, everyone.
We're going out tonight.Copy !req
295. You all know what to do,
just get on with it.Copy !req
296. Timbo, Derek... Pappagallo's been hurt.Copy !req
297. How's the rig?Copy !req
298. The rig. How is she?Copy !req
299. Cracked timing case cover. It's broken
a couple of teeth off the timing gears.Copy !req
300. Got a cracked timing case cover.
It's broken...Copy !req
301. a couple of teeth off the timing gear.Copy !req
302. The radiator's damaged at the core.Copy !req
303. It's got a cracked water pump.Copy !req
304. It's got a fractured injector line.Copy !req
305. Well, what does all that mean?Copy !req
306. Yeah, okay, but what does that mean?Copy !req
307. - What does that mean?
- Twenty-four hours!Copy !req
308. They got twelve!Copy !req
309. You've got twelve!Copy !req
310. Listen, I was wrong about you...Copy !req
311. and I'm sorry.Copy !req
312. It's a long time since
I've seen driving like that, man.Copy !req
313. You're okay by me, son.Copy !req
314. With you driving that rig, we got it licked!
Nice to have you aboard.Copy !req
315. I've been saving these.
I want you to have them.Copy !req
316. Thank you, and welcome.Copy !req
317. It's been a pleasure doing business
with you, but I'm leaving.Copy !req
318. You have defied me! You will know...Copy !req
319. the vengeance of The Lord Humungus!Copy !req
320. I promise you...Copy !req
321. nobody, nobody...Copy !req
322. gets out of here alive!Copy !req
323. Who's supposed to be helping out
with the drums?Copy !req
324. Come on!Copy !req
325. Come on with the drums, come on!Copy !req
326. What's wrong? Come on.Copy !req
327. It just seems wrong
sneaking away like this.Copy !req
328. But you said you wanted to come,
sweetheart.Copy !req
329. I know I did.Copy !req
330. Look, you're scared now.
Come on, it'll be much safer up there.Copy !req
331. What are we waiting for, eh?Copy !req
332. This is my family.Copy !req
333. I'm not going to leave these people.Copy !req
334. I'm staying.Copy !req
335. I'm sorry.Copy !req
336. Come on, I'll show you!Copy !req
337. I told you. He's leaving.Copy !req
338. Look, I don't have time for long speeches,
I want you to drive the tanker.Copy !req
339. Sorry.Copy !req
340. We had a contract.
I kept my part of the bargain.Copy !req
341. We'll make a new contract.Copy !req
342. I've got all I need here.Copy !req
343. You don't have a future.
I could offer you that. Rebuild our lives.Copy !req
344. Buy a ticket for 2,000 miles.Copy !req
345. You have to come, sonny.
This is where we're going. Paradise!Copy !req
346. 2,000 miles from here.Copy !req
347. Fresh water, plenty of sunshine...Copy !req
348. Nothing to do but breed.Copy !req
349. No thanks.Copy !req
350. What is it with you?
What are you looking for?Copy !req
351. Come on, Max,
everyone's looking for something.Copy !req
352. You happy out there, are you?Copy !req
353. Eh? Wandering...
one day blurring into another?Copy !req
354. You're a scavenger, Max. You're a maggot.Copy !req
355. Do you know that? You're living
off the corpse of the old world.Copy !req
356. Tell me your story, Max.
What burned you out, huh?Copy !req
357. Kill one man too many? See too many
people die? Lose some family?Copy !req
358. Oh, so that's it. You lost some family.
That make you something special, does it?Copy !req
359. Listen to me.Copy !req
360. Do you think you're the only one
that's suffered?Copy !req
361. We've all been through it in here,
but we haven't given up.Copy !req
362. We're still human beings with dignity.Copy !req
363. But you, you're out there with the garbage.Copy !req
364. You're nothing!Copy !req
365. Get out, kid!Copy !req
366. Go on, get out of here.Copy !req
367. Go on, get out. Scat! Get out!Copy !req
368. You're letting him go?Copy !req
369. Well, let's keep his vehicle at least.Copy !req
370. He fulfilled his contract.
He's an honorable man.Copy !req
371. Okay, so who's gonna drive the tanker?Copy !req
372. I am.Copy !req
373. They've got you wrong,
you're not a coward.Copy !req
374. Stupid, maybe, but not a coward.Copy !req
375. You're making a serious mistake...Copy !req
376. splitting a great team.Copy !req
377. You and me together,
think of the possibilities.Copy !req
378. See you around, maybe.
Good-bye, good luck.Copy !req
379. We go!Copy !req
380. You disobey me! You puppy!Copy !req
381. Toadie, the gas! Hurry up!Copy !req
382. Don't waste him! If he's alive...Copy !req
383. I want him!Copy !req
384. The tanks are full, O mighty Wez,
and it's all yours.Copy !req
385. It's all over. Let's go!Copy !req
386. Look! Out there.Copy !req
387. Oh, hell!Copy !req
388. You blew it, you fool!Copy !req
389. Relax, partner!Copy !req
390. I'll be driving the tanker.Copy !req
391. We're going to crash or crash through.Copy !req
392. Now, at this point, that's all they want:
The tanker.Copy !req
393. So they'll come straight after us.Copy !req
394. So we'll use that to punch our way out...Copy !req
395. which will give all of you a very,
very good chance.Copy !req
396. Now, don't hesitate!Copy !req
397. Once you're outside there,
split up and go as hard as you can.Copy !req
398. Now, 200 miles to the north...Copy !req
399. there's a place with a bridge
called Powder River.Copy !req
400. That's our rendezvous.Copy !req
401. Give us till sunset.Copy !req
402. If we haven't made it by then... keep going.Copy !req
403. Good enough for me to build,
but not to ride.Copy !req
404. You're not coming on this tanker!Copy !req
405. I sweated blood on this.
No bastard's gonna to tell me...Copy !req
406. - to ride in no lousy school bus!
- Okay, settle down!Copy !req
407. If it's all the same to you...Copy !req
408. I'll drive that tanker.Copy !req
409. The offer is closed. Too late for deals.Copy !req
410. No deals. I want to drive the truck.Copy !req
411. Why? Why the big change of heart?Copy !req
412. Believe me, I haven't got a choice.Copy !req
413. And how do you think you'll do it?Copy !req
414. I mean, look at you.
You couldn't even drive a wheelchair!Copy !req
415. You should look at yourself, Max.
You're a mess.Copy !req
416. Come on, cut the crap!Copy !req
417. I'm the best chance you've got.Copy !req
418. Right, let's get moving!Copy !req
419. Move that kid! Get rid of him!Copy !req
420. Shit!Copy !req
421. Go! Go!Copy !req
422. I'm all right! I'm all right!Copy !req
423. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
424. The tire! Shoot the tire!Copy !req
425. Boy! Come on, jump!Copy !req
426. We've won!Copy !req
427. It's over, boy.Copy !req
428. Get the bullet!Copy !req
429. Get the shell.Copy !req
430. And so began thejourney north...
to safety...Copy !req
431. to our place in the sun.Copy !req
432. Among us we found a new leader:
The man who came from the sky...Copy !req
433. the Gyro Captain.Copy !req
434. And just as Pappagallo had planned...Copy !req
435. we traveled far beyond the reach
of men on machines.Copy !req
436. The juice, the precious juice,
was hidden in the vehicles.Copy !req
437. As for me, I grew to manhood...Copy !req
438. and in the fullness of time,
I became the leader...Copy !req
439. the Chief of the Great Northern Tribe.Copy !req
440. And the Road Warrior?Copy !req
441. That was the last we ever saw of him.Copy !req
442. He lives now...Copy !req
443. only in my memories.Copy !req