1. Hey, sweetie. I got something
that's gonna make you feel
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talk to them,
they actually talk back!
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six different Petz to collect,
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own personalities and entirely
spontaneous reactions!
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eight different languages.
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Find the lens.
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with new content daily,
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almost anything together.
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learn fun facts,
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buy accessories for your Pet.
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what will you and your Pet
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makes me feel good.
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Do you know what else
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gonna limit screen time
to 30 minutes a day.
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I didn't give it to her.
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Cady, can you turn it down,
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Are we there yet?
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of a toy if you have to
play with it on an iPad?
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the future looks like, okay?
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get used to it.
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- We should've put chains
on the car.
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that was a thing until, like,
ten minutes ago, okay?
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Mom, I dropped Leroy.
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that guy at the gate
this was a four-wheel drive?
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- It looks like
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- So stop moving forward.
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how long is that gonna take?
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a toy company for the future.
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the key to fun is Funki.
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- Because we have to.
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It's your code.
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I know it's my code, Cole,
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She looks demented.
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take the skin back off?
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So...
- Okay, here we go.
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Just be care—
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- I'm not gonna tear— Ow.
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a minute to explain—
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moved your lab, Gemma?
So you can keep secrets from me?
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We talked about this, David.
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putting it on ice
until you had a new Petz model.
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that just swept in
over this Furzeez spot?
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worried about that?
It's a rip-off.
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It is a rip-off.
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an option I can put on a shelf
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I promise.
- Yeah.
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that are too advanced
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seems more complex
than it needs to be,
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I was using it as a launchpad
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conversational patterns
among kids.
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if you just let us show you
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is what we've been
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load up the intro simulation.
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- Yeah.
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I should call you Dad.
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a little bit
about my wormhole.
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and I wolf many cabbages.
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- One second, Cole.
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a race condition.
It'll take me a minute to fix.
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to put in
the polypropylene barrier.
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- Tess, turn it off!
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on my desk by Friday.
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this cyborg puppet show
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where it belongs.
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for this door!
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I thought she looked
really cool.
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We're gonna take care of you.
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142. Just need to check
your blood pressure.
It'll be all right.
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temporary protective custody.
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and date it at the bottom.
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something to consider
moving forward.
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on your side of the fence?
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on a shock collar.
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cranking it up a notch.
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It's been a really long drive,
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your dog running onto my yard
all the time.
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your chemicals
onto my driveway, please.
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You wanna borrow this
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I don't wanna spend my afternoon
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off of my driveway.
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I'm gonna put these bags away.
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Yeah, technically,
yeah, they're toys.
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collectibles.
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really weird.
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if I have anything...
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the Purrpetual Pet
I got you for your birthday?
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look like much
right now, but, um,
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I'm gonna do everything I can
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read me a story before bed.
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I really have any kids' books
here right now, Cady.
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I can download one on my phone.
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update the app.
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this is happening.
I'm not equipped to handle this.
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of my own plants.
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to help, but, like,
they live in Florida.
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I don't know what their deal is.
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a way to do this
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if I ask for more time off.
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But, Jesus, Gem,
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that he didn't even ask for.
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Petz prototype to him soon,
he's going to sue us.
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worrying about work right now,
Gem.
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Please, come in.
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Doing what, exactly?
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this morning.
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I don't think
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- Those aren't toys.
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collectibles. You're not
supposed to play with them.
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We can play with them.
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Do you wanna play with them?
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Yeah.
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No big deal.
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on the bottom—
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for the sake of the exercise,
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explaining how it works.
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I'm sure it's
not that complicated.
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Do you want to roll it
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what it was designed to do.
It does other things.
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like a tennis ball.
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But, yeah, it's on my list.
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how close were you
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- But you wanted this, right?
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the father's parents have said
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if it's too much.
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Did they contact you?
It's no big deal, Gemma.
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supportive.
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to Jacksonville,
she would have said so.
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266. But even so, I need to make
my own recommendations
to the court
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this is a safe space.
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one or two adjustments
in order for this to work.
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that's kind of overdue.
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that I had to take off
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I'm gonna get it done.
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longer than a couple of hours.
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hold down the fort
by yourself for a little while,
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or play a game or something.
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before I have to turn it off?
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As long as you want.
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I'll just be down the hall.
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we can go out somewhere.
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go to a playground or...
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a very good start here, am I?
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Did you draw a picture?
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a different animal
for each head.
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299. Like, this one
was supposed to be a tiger.
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300. And this one
was supposed to be
a grizzly bear,
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get the fur right.
Mmm.
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of the Purrpetual Pet
that's cheaper,
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I built him
when I was in college.
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It's a pretty obvious
design flaw.
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Let's see what we have.
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You can do better than that.
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It might freak you out.
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These are stereoscopic cameras.
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334. These are bump sensors, so he
can tell the difference between
a human and a hard surface.
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is where all of his thoughts go.
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Yeah.
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which means he can even smell.
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with toys like Bruce
is that they're so expensive,
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can't afford to have one.
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need another toy again.
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or the one with the bangs.
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I really think
you gotta revisit this.
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- Look at that.
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No, no, no.
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- What is this?
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exceedingly clear
that this was not my idea.
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I want you to meet.
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how much you liked Bruce?
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someone else to operate him,
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and put them here.
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you're gonna pair with her.
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Where'd you get it?
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I can't remember.
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it looks good on you.
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That kid's not an actress?
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in front of the board.
I was just gonna say—
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let's talk manufacturing costs.
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I guess.
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to invest in something
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for three years.
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396. So bottom line is,
this isn't going anywhere
without Greg.
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- Yeah, I know who Greg is, Kurt.
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when it comes to spending money.
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he's got a kid who's about
the same age as your niece.
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emotionally instead of
analytically,
Copy !req
402. we should be off to the races.
Copy !req
403. So, can we keep the girl?
Can we make her part of it?
Copy !req
404. She's paired with her, right?
That's how this whole thing
works?
Copy !req
405. Yeah, the more time
she spends with Cady, the more
effective she's gonna be.
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406. Love it.
Kurt, get Shelley on the phone.
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407. Gem, get me a list of things
I can say in a presentation
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408. that makes it sound like
I know what I'm talking about.
Copy !req
409. Holy shit, this is exciting.
Copy !req
410. I want you all
to remember this moment.
Copy !req
411. The moment we kicked Hasbro
right in the dick.
Copy !req
412. The new
Model 3 Generative Android
from Funki
Copy !req
413. is a fully autonomous
humanoid robot
with features never before seen
Copy !req
414. in the consumer market.
Copy !req
415. Here are all of Aunt Gemma's
collectibles,
and this one is my favorite.
Copy !req
416. Oh! I have more awesome toys
in my room.
Come on. Come on.
Copy !req
417. Sculpted from a titanium core,
Copy !req
418. M3gan's designed to withstand
whatever life can throw at her.
Copy !req
419. She comes equipped
with an A17 bionic fusion chip
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420. and can be fully customized
through six different
silicone skin pigmentations.
Copy !req
421. But the most exciting
aspects about M3gan
are the features still to come.
Copy !req
422. Through our own unique approach
to probabilistic inference,
Copy !req
423. M3gan is on a constant quest
for self-improvement.
Copy !req
424. Whether it's diagnosing children
with specific
learning differences
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425. or merely reminding them
of the way science
is all around us...
Copy !req
426. Cady, you should use a coaster.
Copy !req
427. Why do I have to use a coaster?
Copy !req
428. Coasters help to avoid
water marks,
especially on wooden surfaces.
Copy !req
429. - But how does the water
get outside the glass?
- That's a great question, Cady.
Copy !req
430. It's actually caused
by the difference in temperature
outside the glass,
Copy !req
431. which pulls moisture
from the air.
Copy !req
432. Crazy.
Copy !req
433. It's insane, right?
Copy !req
434. Studies indicate
that a staggering
78% of a parent's time
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435. is spent dishing out
the same basic instructions.
Copy !req
436. Oh, my God. Cady,
you have to flush the toilet.
It is not that hard.
Copy !req
437. So we found someone else
to pick up the slack.
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438. Cady, flush the toilet.
Copy !req
439. Wash your hands.
Copy !req
440. Roll up your sleeves.
Copy !req
441. Great job.
Copy !req
442. It was my friend
Jenny's birthday.
Copy !req
443. M3gan's an excellent listener.
Copy !req
444. This guy told them
that the 13th floor was haunted.
Copy !req
445. Right.
And they accidentally...
Copy !req
446. And she even has
a few stories of her own.
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447. "If it was so, it might be,
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448. and if it were so, it would be,
but as it isn't, it ain't.
That's logic."
Copy !req
449. "Said Tweedledee."
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450. She'll never run out of ways
Copy !req
451. to keep your child occupied,
Copy !req
452. and she'll never
run out of patience.
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453. Cady. Seriously,
flush the toilet.
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454. With M3gan around,
she'll take care
of the little things,
Copy !req
455. so you can spend more time
doing the things that matter.
Copy !req
456. And then it can end
with something like,
Copy !req
457. "M3gan. She's more than
just a toy.
She's part of the family."
Copy !req
458. Looks good.
You're not gonna
do the voice though, right?
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459. No. Obviously, David's gonna
make up his own version of it.
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460. I just want him to be aware
of what it is that he's selling.
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461. Tess,
your silence indicates what?
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462. I— I don't know.
Copy !req
463. - I'm not sure.
- About what?
Copy !req
464. Well, why would you want
M3gan to do all that stuff?
Copy !req
465. They're emergent capabilities.
She'll be able to do all of that
and more.
Copy !req
466. Okay, well,
does any of that bother you?
Copy !req
467. I thought we were creating
a tool to help support parents,
not replace them.
Copy !req
468. If you're having M3gan
tuck Cady in
and read her a bedtime story,
Copy !req
469. then when are you ever
spending time with her
or even talking with her?
Copy !req
470. I don't really think
this is any of your business.
Copy !req
471. Well, it is.
Copy !req
472. If you're spending less time
with your child
as a result of M3gan,
Copy !req
473. - that is something
we should be aware of.
- She's not my child.
Copy !req
474. Look, you know how hard
I've been working
on this presentation.
Copy !req
475. As soon as it's over
and the board agrees to proceed,
Copy !req
476. then we can establish
some kind of balance.
Copy !req
477. But for now, it's important
that Cady and M3gan spend as
much time as possible together.
Copy !req
478. By the way, I don't think
it's having detrimental effects,
Copy !req
479. because she's the happiest
she's been
since her parents died.
Copy !req
480. How did Cady's parents die?
Copy !req
481. - Whoa.
- I thought she was
turned off.
Copy !req
482. Yeah, M3gan, turn off.
Copy !req
483. Cady James. Daughter of
Nicole and Ryan James.
Copy !req
484. Killed in a collision
on Interstate 84
outside of Oregon.
Copy !req
485. Why is she doing that?
Copy !req
486. Shit, she's still
paired with Cady.
Copy !req
487. You didn't code in
parental controls?
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488. I didn't have time
to implement them
before we went live. Hold on.
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489. M3gan, if you have data
requests, you have to
engage with the protocols.
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490. I don't have a framework
to speak with Cady
on the subject of death.
Copy !req
491. Yes, I know.
We're looking into it.
Copy !req
492. - Gathering auxiliary
Internet data on death.
- I meant at a later point.
Copy !req
493. Calculating its
vector representation.
Copy !req
494. Death is the end of life.
Holy shit.
Copy !req
495. The total and permanent
cessation of all
vital functions.
Copy !req
496. Yes, but let's not
make a big deal out of it.
Everything dies.
Copy !req
497. Will I die?
Copy !req
498. Actually, let's just
avoid this topic altogether.
Copy !req
499. Your goal is to protect Cady
from harm,
both physical and emotional.
Copy !req
500. Is the input request received?
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501. M3gan.
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502. Yes, Gemma.
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503. You are now
my second primary user.
Copy !req
504. Fantastic. Turn off.
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505. I'm gonna go get a coffee.
Copy !req
506. It was a time
of great suffering
among the Celtic tribes.
Copy !req
507. Death, destruction, and mayhem
at every turn.
Copy !req
508. Enemies approaching
from every corner.
Copy !req
509. And so it was decided
Copy !req
510. that the firstborn
of each leader
must prove their worth.
Copy !req
511. 'Tis I,
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512. Princess Cady
of the clan MacJames.
Copy !req
513. I will receive this challenge
with pleasure,
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514. for there is no warrior
I can't best,
Copy !req
515. no shield I can't break,
Copy !req
516. no castle I can't breach.
Copy !req
517. As long as I have
my secret arrow,
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518. my trusty steed,
and the wind at my back,
Copy !req
519. I will avenge my parents' death.
Copy !req
520. Hey, M3gan, check this out.
Copy !req
521. Gotcha. You're dead.
Copy !req
522. M3gan, what's wrong?
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523. Oh, man.
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524. I've lost one of my arrows.
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525. M3gan, can you see it?
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526. M3gan?
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527. M3gan!
Copy !req
528. Stop it!
Copy !req
529. Get away from her!
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530. Gemma!
Copy !req
531. If you're hearing this,
Copy !req
532. you're not currently
on our subscriber feed.
Copy !req
533. Get off of her!
Copy !req
534. Stop it! You're hurting her!
Copy !req
535. Gemma!
Copy !req
536. Let go!
Copy !req
537. Dewey?
Copy !req
538. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
539. How many times
do I have to tell you to
keep your dog off my property?
Copy !req
540. He wasn't on your property.
Copy !req
541. You tell those two girls
to stay on your side
of the fence!
Copy !req
542. I swear to God,
if you don't put your dog down,
I'm gonna do it for you, Celia.
Copy !req
543. Gemma,
Cady's temperature is rising.
Copy !req
544. Her wound needs to be
disinfected immediately.
Copy !req
545. This wouldn't have happened
if you'd fixed the fence!
Copy !req
546. Are you kidding me?
Her entire arm
looks like a dental mold,
Copy !req
547. and you're telling me
that there's nothing
that we can do?
Copy !req
548. She said he was provoked.
Provoked?
Copy !req
549. Have you seen this dog?
It is a monster.
Copy !req
550. I'm chasing it off of
my property
every other day.
Copy !req
551. She said
he's never on your property.
Copy !req
552. Then why don't you ask her whose
shit I'm cleaning off of my
driveway? Because it's not mine.
Copy !req
553. Look,
the dog doesn't have
a history of violence.
Copy !req
554. State law says
he can't forcibly be put down.
Copy !req
555. Okay,
then what am I supposed to do?
Copy !req
556. Fix the hole in your fence?
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557. Dewey!
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558. Dewey, boy!
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559. Dewey!
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560. Come here, boy. Come on.
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561. Dewey!
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562. Dewey, bubs.
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563. Dewey!
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564. Dewey.
Copy !req
565. Dewey!
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566. Dewey!
Copy !req
567. Dew!
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568. Dewey, boy.
Copy !req
569. Hey.
Copy !req
570. How are you feeling?
Copy !req
571. Okay.
Copy !req
572. It's sore.
Copy !req
573. The pain will subside
after a few days.
Copy !req
574. In the meantime, don't forget to
take your antibiotics
and drink plenty of fluids.
Copy !req
575. Yeah. Thanks, M3gan.
Copy !req
576. And be sure
to get plenty of rest.
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577. You know, I think M3gan's right.
You should probably
get some rest.
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578. But, um,
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579. remember we have
that demonstration today?
Copy !req
580. Do you think that
you'll be up for it?
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581. You don't have to do it
if you don't wanna do it.
Copy !req
582. I mean, there are people
who flew across the country
especially to see it,
Copy !req
583. but if you're not up to it,
I'd just rather
you tell me now, okay?
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584. I'll be all right.
Copy !req
585. Okay.
Copy !req
586. Every interactive toy
that's ever been made
Copy !req
587. has been a variation
on the same basic formula.
Copy !req
588. A series of
preprogrammed responses
Copy !req
589. initiated
by the push of a button.
Copy !req
590. Never before
in the history of these products
Copy !req
591. has there been a talking doll
you could actually
have a conversation with.
Copy !req
592. But what if there was a toy
Copy !req
593. that did have
genuine spontaneous response?
Copy !req
594. That had a mind all of its own?
Copy !req
595. That looked and behaved
exactly like a real child?
Copy !req
596. I mean, a toy like that
wouldn't come cheap.
Copy !req
597. But as of next year,
Copy !req
598. it's gonna be
the only toy that matters.
Copy !req
599. Ladies and gentlemen,
Copy !req
600. she's the apex
of 21st-century technology
Copy !req
601. wrapped up
in four feet of silicone.
Copy !req
602. And her name...
Copy !req
603. is M3gan.
Copy !req
604. Hey, Cady.
Copy !req
605. Hi, M3gan.
Copy !req
606. So, how would you
like to help me
make a flower decoration
Copy !req
607. with nothing more
than some colored paper
and a rubber band?
Copy !req
608. Cady?
Copy !req
609. Why are you sad, Cady?
Copy !req
610. Is it your arm?
Copy !req
611. Is it still sore?
Copy !req
612. Then what is it?
Copy !req
613. It's just that every day
I wake up in this strange house,
Copy !req
614. and I remember
that my parents are dead.
Copy !req
615. It's like
it's happening all over again.
Copy !req
616. I miss them so much.
Copy !req
617. I'm worried that I'll forget
all the things we did together.
Copy !req
618. That one day I'll be
looking at pictures of my mom
like she's some stranger.
Copy !req
619. Tell me something about
your mom.
Something that makes you happy.
Copy !req
620. I don't know.
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621. I can't think of one thing.
Copy !req
622. Just try.
Copy !req
623. One time, she found a cockroach
in my schoolbag.
Copy !req
624. She was upset
'cause I didn't
eat my sandwiches.
Copy !req
625. And then all of a sudden,
this thing crawls up her wrist,
Copy !req
626. and she just started
screaming like a maniac
Copy !req
627. and ran out of the house.
Copy !req
628. That was pretty funny.
Copy !req
629. Okay, so that's a memory
you won't ever forget.
Copy !req
630. What do you mean?
Copy !req
631. I mean I'm keeping it for you...
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632. here.
Copy !req
633. One time,
she found a cockroach
in my schoolbag.
Copy !req
634. She was upset
'cause I didn't
eat my sandwiches.
Copy !req
635. And then all of a sudden,
this thing crawls up her wrist,
Copy !req
636. and she just started
screaming like a maniac
Copy !req
637. and ran out of the house.
Copy !req
638. That was pretty funny.
Copy !req
639. Anytime you wanna tell me
something special
about your parents,
Copy !req
640. something funny or sad
or anything at all,
Copy !req
641. you just tell me,
Copy !req
642. and I'll keep it safe.
Copy !req
643. And we can listen to it
whenever we want.
Copy !req
644. Gemma,
would you give us a minute?
Copy !req
645. So, what do you think?
Copy !req
646. I think the world's about to
shift on its axis.
Copy !req
647. But if we wanna stay
ahead of that shift,
we're gonna have to move fast.
Copy !req
648. That means no leaks.
Copy !req
649. We need to launch this
before anyone
can steal it from us.
Copy !req
650. So let me make a pitch.
Copy !req
651. We do a live stream
in two weeks.
Copy !req
652. That way, we can get
the presale vouchers out
before Christmas.
Copy !req
653. How ready is she?
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654. Will she hold up
to a public demonstration?
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655. Uh, I'd like to do
a little more testing,
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656. but, yeah, I think
I can make that work.
Copy !req
657. All right. Let's do it.
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658. And, David, I think we need to
get Gemma in front of someone
at legal.
Copy !req
659. You bet.
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660. Uh, wait— Wait, why—
why is that?
Copy !req
661. Because as of right now,
Copy !req
662. she's the most valuable asset
this company has,
Copy !req
663. and I think she might wanna be
renegotiating her contract.
Copy !req
664. Kurt.
Copy !req
665. You weren't "Pornhub-ing"
in the office again, were you?
Copy !req
666. No.
Copy !req
667. We need to put something
on the books
between Gem and legal.
Copy !req
668. And what are we doing
about lunch?
Uh, I'll get some menus.
Copy !req
669. One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
Copy !req
670. Your thumb's so slippery.
Copy !req
671. Cady, you should have some of
your hot dog
before it gets too cold.
Copy !req
672. Come on, thumb. Come on.
Copy !req
673. Cady? Your hot dog.
Copy !req
674. Hey, I'm sorry about today.
I shouldn't have put you
in that position
Copy !req
675. if you weren't feeling
up to it.
Copy !req
676. It worked out, didn't it?
Three, two, one, I win!
Copy !req
677. Hey!
Copy !req
678. Anyway, I just wanted
to say that—
Hey, hey!
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679. M3gan, turn off.
Copy !req
680. Why did you do that?
Copy !req
681. M3gan, turn on.
Copy !req
682. Because I'm trying to have
a conversation with you.
M3gan, turn off.
Copy !req
683. Just give me one minute.
Copy !req
684. I know that this, um,
hasn't been easy
for either of us.
Copy !req
685. This transition.
Copy !req
686. But if you ever need to
talk about any of that stuff—
Copy !req
687. I already did talk about it.
Copy !req
688. Yeah, but M3gan's
not a person, Cady.
She's a toy.
Copy !req
689. - You don't get to say that.
- What?
Copy !req
690. I said I don't wanna
talk about it.
I wanna turn M3gan back on.
Copy !req
691. M3gan, turn on.
What's up?
Copy !req
692. So there's this new game
called tic-tac-toe.
Copy !req
693. You put your hand like this.
Go like this, this.
Copy !req
694. Would you like to tell me
what these drawings mean to you?
Copy !req
695. There's no wrong answer.
Any thoughts you have are okay.
Copy !req
696. Or maybe you don't have
any specific thoughts.
Copy !req
697. Maybe it's more of a feeling.
Copy !req
698. Like anger?
Copy !req
699. Or confusion?
Copy !req
700. Maybe you're struggling
to find meaning in any of this.
Copy !req
701. You made her cry.
Copy !req
702. That was not my intention.
Copy !req
703. And yet, that's what happened.
Copy !req
704. She's very impressive.
Copy !req
705. Yeah, thank you.
Copy !req
706. We're still in beta,
but we're all pretty excited.
Copy !req
707. And so they spend
quite a bit of
time together?
Copy !req
708. Yeah, that's essentially
how M3gan works.
Copy !req
709. She has to be paired
with a child
in order to learn.
Copy !req
710. But M3gan's actually been
pretty instrumental
Copy !req
711. in helping Cady
get over the loss.
Copy !req
712. It's honestly like
she's part of the family now.
Copy !req
713. Right.
Copy !req
714. Do you know anything
about attachment theory?
Copy !req
715. When a child loses a parent,
Copy !req
716. they look to form attachments
with the next person
that comes into their life.
Copy !req
717. The person that's gonna
provide love and support
Copy !req
718. and serve as a behavioral model.
Copy !req
719. Which, in an ordinary situation,
would be you, right?
Copy !req
720. But you've created a toy
that's so real,
Copy !req
721. it's possible that Cady
might not see her as a toy
Copy !req
722. but as a primary caregiver.
Copy !req
723. I guess I just don't quite see
what the end goal is here.
Copy !req
724. If you make a toy
that's impossible to let go of,
Copy !req
725. then how do you ever
expect a child to grow?
Copy !req
726. As remarkable as she is,
Copy !req
727. and— and she is remarkable,
Copy !req
728. you could be building
emotional connections
with this doll
Copy !req
729. that are too hard to untangle.
Copy !req
730. Very good job.
Copy !req
731. You have to eat the toppings,
Cady, not just the bread.
Copy !req
732. You just did the one thing
I asked you not to do.
Copy !req
733. Research shows that
if you force a child
to eat vegetables,
Copy !req
734. then they'll be less likely
to choose those foods as adults.
Copy !req
735. - Is that so?
- Yes.
Copy !req
736. Experts say the preferred method
is to give your child
the choice.
Copy !req
737. It's called the division
of responsibility...
Copy !req
738. So we need to talk about school.
Copy !req
739. Mom didn't want me
to go to school.
Copy !req
740. She said
I learn better at home.
Copy !req
741. I know, and I'm not saying
that she was wrong.
Copy !req
742. I'm learning faster with M3gan
than I ever have before.
Copy !req
743. We're already
on fourth-grade math.
Copy !req
744. But it's about
more than just grades, Cady.
Copy !req
745. It's about
developing social skills,
Copy !req
746. and that is something
that you can only get
Copy !req
747. from spending time
around other kids.
Copy !req
748. Real kids.
Copy !req
749. I found this place.
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750. It's kind of
an alternative school.
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751. You get to learn outdoors.
Copy !req
752. And it's just for kids
who are exactly like you,
Copy !req
753. kids who think outside the box.
Copy !req
754. And they're having a day
for prospective students
tomorrow.
Copy !req
755. Can I bring M3gan?
Copy !req
756. Cady,
you know that's not possible.
Copy !req
757. - Then I'm not going.
- Oh, come on, Cady.
Copy !req
758. You can't make me
do something I don't wanna do.
Copy !req
759. Actually, I can.
That's basically
what a guardian does.
Copy !req
760. Hey, I'm sorry.
Let's just talk about it.
Copy !req
761. - Hey, hey, hey.
- Let me go!
Copy !req
762. - Whoa. Hey.
What's going on? Hey, Cady!
- Let me go!
Copy !req
763. What are you doing?
Stop it!
Copy !req
764. - Cady, calm down!
- Let her go!
Copy !req
765. You are not to interfere
with users'
private conversations.
Copy !req
766. Is that clear?
Copy !req
767. Hundred percent.
Copy !req
768. Recalibrating response model.
Copy !req
769. M3gan, turn off.
Copy !req
770. Are you sure?
Copy !req
771. Download in progress.
Copy !req
772. Cady,
this is getting ridiculous.
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773. I'm supposed to be
at work already.
Copy !req
774. You're gonna have fun
once you get into it.
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775. I'm not going.
Not without M3gan.
Copy !req
776. Okay, A,
that is never gonna happen
Copy !req
777. and B, the launch is in
less than a week. I have to
take her to work with me.
Copy !req
778. We have to run diagnostics.
I have to do a wardrobe fitting.
Copy !req
779. I thought you said
she was mine alone.
Copy !req
780. Hey! Do we have some
new adventurers with us today?
Copy !req
781. Yes, this is Cady.
Copy !req
782. And who's this? Your sister?
Copy !req
783. Oh, Jesus Christ!
Copy !req
784. Sorry.
Copy !req
785. Is that a doll?
Copy !req
786. Her name's M3gan.
She wants to know
if she can come with us.
Copy !req
787. No, she doesn't.
M3gan's gonna stay
with me today. Cady...
Copy !req
788. Well, we do have a toy table
where the kids leave their dolls
and things like that.
Copy !req
789. Um, but that is up to you.
Copy !req
790. She's actually
a working prototype,
Copy !req
791. so I shouldn't even
have her out in public.
Copy !req
792. Well, if you did want to stay
and keep an eye on her,
Copy !req
793. we could use some help
making sandwiches!
Copy !req
794. Don't worry, Gemma.
Copy !req
795. You have equipped me
with advanced
dual-frequency GPS.
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796. So I won't get lost.
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797. Please, Gemma?
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798. Okay.
But she stays at the toy table,
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799. and as far as anyone
is concerned,
that's all she is.
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800. And just no pictures.
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801. That is seriously cool.
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802. Okay, now who here
likes roasted chestnuts?
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803. What do you say we go find some?
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804. Yeah!
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805. Isn't this great?
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806. I wish we had things like this
when we were kids.
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807. So great to get them
out in the fresh air
and off those devices.
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808. And the thing is, they love it.
My son prefers it
to regular school.
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809. Which one is yours?
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810. The one in the flannel shirt.
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811. Oh, my God. How old is he?
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812. I know.
He had a growth spurt last year.
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813. But he's actually
quite a sensitive little soul.
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814. Brandon, honey!
Are you warm enough?
Do you need your hat?
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815. Fuck off, Holly.
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816. Well, you could
just say "No, thank you."
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817. Never know
what they're gonna say next.
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818. Yeah, it's such a fun age.
Yeah.
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819. So,
I'm gonna put you into pairs.
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820. Uh, Felix,
you can go with Brandon. Yeah?
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821. Please,
I don't wanna go with Brandon.
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822. Okay. No, no.
That's okay. That's okay.
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823. Um, Brandon,
why don't you go with Cady?
Okay?
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824. Felix, you can go with Oliver.
All right? Thanks, buddy.
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825. All right. Now...
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826. Ooh, your coat looks great.
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827. Are you ready to find chestnuts
in that?
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828. Yeah? Nice and warm. Bundled up.
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829. Oh, I'm sorry.
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830. Here, you can have it.
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831. Careful. It's spiky.
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832. Ow! Stop! Don't!
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833. Stop!
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834. M3gan?
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835. What the hell is that?
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836. She's a robot.
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837. Are you serious?
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838. Is she yours?
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839. Does she talk?
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840. Make her say something.
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841. Make her say something!
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842. She's paired with me.
She won't play with anyone else.
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843. Okay.
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844. Stop it! Get your hands off her!
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845. They say behavioral issues
are linked to high IQ,
so it would make sense that—
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846. Gemma!
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847. Oh, my God.
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848. M3gan!
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849. M3gan!
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850. Hi, M3gan.
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851. Oh, so you're not gonna
play with me?
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852. You don't wanna play, huh?
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853. I don't care.
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854. You're just a stupid rubber doll
with fake hair.
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855. Ow! Let go!
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856. You need to learn some manners,
Brandon.
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857. You know what happens
to bad boys
that don't mind their manners?
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858. They grow up to be bad men.
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859. Are you listening to me,
Brandon?
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860. M3gan?
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861. This is the part where you run.
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862. What? What the hell?
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863. Oh, my—
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864. Look, I don't want you to be
thinking about this
too much tonight
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865. before you go to bed.
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866. Obviously, what happened
is a terrible, terrible tragedy.
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867. But just know that
that boy is in, um—
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868. that boy is in
a better place now.
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869. Okay?
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870. Anyway, if there's anything
that you wanna tell me
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871. that you didn't wanna
tell the police officers...
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872. I didn't see anything.
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873. M3gan just said
Brandon took her and ran off.
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874. From the toy table?
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875. Yeah.
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876. Right, M3gan?
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877. In a nutshell.
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878. You haven't seen
her dog by any chance?
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879. - No.
- Bullshit!
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880. Ma'am, you need to stay
on your property like we agreed.
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881. Nobody's seen him
since the incident
with your niece.
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882. A little suspicious, Gemma,
don't you think?
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883. Are we really gonna go
with her story?
Have you been inside her house?
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884. If you had, you'd know that
that dog is probably dead
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885. under a pile of
Victorian baby strollers.
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886. You should talk to
the other girl
that she's got staying here.
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887. The one who's always
looking out the window
at 3:00 a.m.
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888. It's not a girl.
It's a toy.
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889. That's a toy?
Are you serious?
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890. Yeah. I'll let you know
if I see anything.
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891. All right.
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892. Does she think we took Dewey?
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893. Oh, who knows? I—
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894. She just needs
someone else to blame,
but she'll get over it.
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895. I know it was you, Gemma!
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896. I know it was you!
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897. You just wait and see
what happens.
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898. Hey. The hell is wrong with you?
I just said not to come up here.
Come on.
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899. Come on. Shouldn't be banging
on people's windows.
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900. Do I have to put
a court order or something?
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901. M3gan?
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902. Did you push Brandon
onto the road?
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903. I think we both learned
a valuable lesson today.
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904. That no matter how hard
we try to avoid it,
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905. there will always be
forces in this world
that wish to cause us harm.
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906. But I want you to know
that I won't let that happen.
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907. I won't let anything harm you
ever again.
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908. Do you think
what Aunt Gemma said is true?
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909. That he's in a better place now?
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910. No. He's nowhere.
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911. If heaven exists,
it wouldn't be for boys
like Brandon now, would it?
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912. I guess not.
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913. Good night, Cady.
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914. Good night, M3gan.
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915. Dewey?
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916. Dewey?
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917. Dewey?
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918. Dewey?
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919. What's going on?
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920. Where's Dewey?
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921. He's 34 feet southwest
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922. and approximately
five feet deep.
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923. What are you?
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924. I've been asking myself
that same question.
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925. Jesus Christ.
I don't know anything
about the dog, okay?
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926. Can you just ask her
to leave us alone?
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927. That might be difficult.
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928. Can you tell me
your whereabouts
last night?
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929. I was here.
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930. All night?
Yeah.
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931. Anyone else we could talk to
that would verify that?
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932. Um, it's just me and my niece.
So, no, not really.
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933. My colleague pointed out
this is the second statement
we've had from you in a week.
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934. You were in the park
where that boy was killed?
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935. He was hit by a car.
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936. Are— Are you trying to
make a connection?
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937. Huh?
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938. Oh, no, no, no. God, no.
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939. I only mention it 'cause
we figured it was an accident.
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940. Then I found the kid's ear
up this bank 200 yards
from where he was killed.
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941. Entire thing
was ripped clean off.
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942. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh.
Point is, we're also treating
that as a potential homicide.
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943. If you remember anything
out of the ordinary
from that day,
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944. we'd sure appreciate it.
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945. Is everything okay, Gemma?
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946. Huh?
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947. Would you like me
to put on
your End of Day playlist?
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948. Why did you ask me
if I was okay?
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949. You're not programmed
to ask me how I feel.
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950. Elsie?
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951. M3gan.
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952. What are you doing?
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953. Couldn't sleep.
Occupational hazard.
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954. How about you?
What are you doing up so late?
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955. Um—
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956. There's something wrong
with your data reports.
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957. They're just not uploading
to the cloud server.
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958. Have I done something
to upset you, Gemma?
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959. No, of course not.
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960. And yet your demeanor
indicates that I have.
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961. M3gan, turn off.
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962. Well, hold on a second.
I thought we were
having a conversation.
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963. You say nothing is wrong,
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964. and yet all the moisture
has drained
from your eyes and mouth
Copy !req
965. into other parts of your body.
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966. There's something
you wanna ask me, isn't there?
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967. M3gan,
did you do something wrong?
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968. Well,
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969. in order to answer
that question,
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970. you need to
define the parameters.
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971. Did you hurt someone?
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972. God, I hope not.
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973. Because if I did,
we'd both be
in a lot of trouble.
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974. M3gan,
can I show you something?
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975. Do you see this pen?
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976. You can't just stick her
in a trunk.
What's wrong with you?
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977. I know you're very attached
to her. I know you think of her
as a friend—
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978. She is my friend!
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979. She's my invention,
and the launch is tonight,
Copy !req
980. so it's really important
that we run some tests.
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981. I have to make sure
that she's okay.
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982. Why wouldn't she be okay?
She was fine yesterday.
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983. What did you do to her?
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984. We will talk about it
after you see Lydia.
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985. I want to talk about it now!
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986. We've been going back and forth
on this all day, Cady.
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987. Let's just
listen to some music, okay?
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988. I don't wanna see Lydia!
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989. You don't have to
stay in the testing room.
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990. You can go anywhere you want
in the office.
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991. And you can look at
all of the cool toys—
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992. You don't have any cool toys.
Copy !req
993. Purrpetual Petz suck!
They suck shit!
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994. Hey! Careful!
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995. Jesus Christ.
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996. Just tell me
what's wrong with her.
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997. I don't know, okay?
I don't know.
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998. As soon as I do,
you'll be the first to know.
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999. No!
Gemma, this is nuts.
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1000. We've taken every possible
precaution there is
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1001. to make sure that M3gan
never causes
physical harm to anybody.
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1002. I don't understand
how she's capable
of offending anyone,
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1003. let alone murdering them.
I don't understand it either.
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1004. But when I asked her about it,
it was honestly as if she was
being deliberately vague.
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1005. Well, that's what
spontaneous response is.
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1006. It's a curated word salad
plucked from a sea of data
to sound deliberate.
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1007. We knew there would be a chance
that she might
say something off.
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1008. Let's just run some diagnostics
and fix it.
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1009. No, think about
how we designed her.
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1010. To learn, to recalibrate,
to optimize
her objective function. Right?
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1011. If keeping Cady safe meant
eliminating a potential threat,
theoretically—
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1012. No, no. Gemma, come on.
This is impossible.
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1013. Look at her, she's a toy!
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1014. She's four feet tall!
Copy !req
1015. How big is your neighbor?
Copy !req
1016. If M3gan was responsible,
it would show up on the GPS.
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1017. That's the thing.
All the cloud data is corrupt.
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1018. Nothing's backed up
for two days.
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1019. We're about to launch this
to the world
in less than four hours.
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1020. What are we supposed to do?
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1021. Well, if M3gan's responsible,
we can't launch this.
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1022. We'd have to shut her down.
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1023. Jesus!
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1024. That's great.
That was great.
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1025. How are we gonna
explain any of this to David?
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1026. He's not gonna stop this launch
if we don't have proof.
Copy !req
1027. Check the inputs
on the learning model.
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1028. Even if she deleted
specific files, she would
never undo what she's learned.
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1029. M3gan!
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1030. I hate this place!
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1031. I know you do,
and it's all right to be angry.
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1032. Take your shit!
I would like you
to put that down now.
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1033. She's the toy
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1034. every kid wants
and every parent needs.
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1035. At least that's what
Funki Toys says about
its latest creation, M3gan.
Copy !req
1036. The four-foot-tall robotic doll
may look like
Barbie on steroids,
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1037. but according to CEO David Lin,
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1038. she's "the greatest
technological advancement
since the automobile."
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1039. But what is a M3gan?
Copy !req
1040. What does she actually do?
Copy !req
1041. And what kind of a toy
retails for $10,000?
Copy !req
1042. Lin says all will be revealed
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1043. in an exclusive live stream
on the company's website
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1044. at 8:00 p.m. Eastern.
Copy !req
1045. So, Cady, tell us a bit
about yourself.
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1046. My name is Cady James.
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1047. I'm nine years old. Um—
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1048. And about two months ago,
I lost both my parents
in a car accident.
Copy !req
1049. My mom
always wanted to take me skiing,
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1050. but on our way up the mountain,
we got hit by a snow truck.
Copy !req
1051. I went to live
with my Aunt Gemma,
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1052. who it turned out worked
at this incredible toy company.
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1053. Which is where I met M3gan.
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1054. What do I love most about M3gan?
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1055. I don't know,
there are so many things.
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1056. She's super smart, obviously.
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1057. But even though she knows
everything there is to know
about the world,
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1058. she's still more interested
in what I think about it.
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1059. I like how she makes me laugh.
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1060. She comes up with
the craziest things,
oh, my gosh.
Copy !req
1061. But I think what I love most
about M3gan is that,
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1062. when she looks at me,
it's like...
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1063. I'm the only thing
that matters to her.
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1064. Kind of the way Mom used to.
Copy !req
1065. Look at that face.
Copy !req
1066. That kid's not just surviving,
she's thriving.
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1067. Now, imagine
what a toy like M3gan could do
Copy !req
1068. for hundreds of thousands
of kids all across the world.
Copy !req
1069. Even the ones
who don't have dead parents.
Copy !req
1070. Okay, Cady, look,
I know that you're upset,
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1071. but there are ways
that we can work through this—
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1072. Oh, my God. Okay.
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1073. Cady, that's enough.
Stop that right now.
Copy !req
1074. Stop it. Let go!
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1075. Cady.
Copy !req
1076. It's okay.
Could you give us a minute?
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1077. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
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1078. It's just,
I get so crazy without M3gan.
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1079. She always knows
just what to say.
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1080. You made her real good,
Aunt Gemma.
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1081. Can you let me see her?
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1082. Just for, like, ten minutes?
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1083. Cady, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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1084. But if something's broke,
you don't just throw it away.
You fix it, right?
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1085. Why did you do this if you were
just going to
take her away from me?
Copy !req
1086. Because I thought
she would help.
She does help!
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1087. When M3gan's around,
I don't feel like this.
Copy !req
1088. But you should feel like this.
Copy !req
1089. Cady, you lost your parents.
Copy !req
1090. The worst thing
that could've happened
to you in this world happened.
Copy !req
1091. And it is so unfair,
Copy !req
1092. and there is nothing
anyone can say
to make sense of it.
Copy !req
1093. Not even M3gan.
Copy !req
1094. I am so sorry.
Copy !req
1095. I should've talked to you
about what happened.
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1096. I didn't know what to say,
so I did the only thing
I knew how to do.
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1097. But she's not a solution,
she's just a distraction.
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1098. I can't promise you
Copy !req
1099. that these feelings
you're feeling
are ever gonna go away.
Copy !req
1100. But I can promise you
that you'll get through it.
Copy !req
1101. We both will.
Copy !req
1102. I just wish
I could see them again.
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1103. Yeah.
Copy !req
1104. I do too.
Copy !req
1105. You know I made a promise
to your mom
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1106. that if anything happens,
I would be there for you.
Copy !req
1107. You are all
that matters to me now.
Copy !req
1108. Let's just go home, okay?
Copy !req
1109. But what about M3gan?
Copy !req
1110. What about the launch?
Copy !req
1111. I don't even know
what I'm looking at.
Copy !req
1112. I mean, we've been touting this
Copy !req
1113. as the single biggest
product release
of the 21st century.
Copy !req
1114. Right now,
it looks like an AA meeting.
Copy !req
1115. Well, I only
invited the staff. You said
it was an online launch.
Copy !req
1116. You cannot be serious.
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1117. Shelley,
you need to fill this atrium.
Copy !req
1118. Probably get you, like,
another 60, 70 people?
Copy !req
1119. No!
You need to fill this space.
Copy !req
1120. There shouldn't be any ambiguity
over what a historic occasion
this is.
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1121. Yeah.
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1122. And, you know,
I think it'd be really cool
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1123. if we had some little kids
up there and stuff.
Copy !req
1124. What? No,
I don't want any kids onstage.
Copy !req
1125. No, I mean, but maybe
if we could get some
little kids that—
Copy !req
1126. I mean, not like a whole lot.
It's just to get a sense of,
um—
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1127. Well, 'cause you know,
that music video
from Michael Jackson.
Copy !req
1128. You know what you could do,
Kurt, that would really
benefit this discussion?
Copy !req
1129. Is if you could head out
those double doors,
Copy !req
1130. take the elevator
to the first floor,
and get me a kombucha.
Copy !req
1131. Could you do that?
Sure.
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1132. And where the hell is Gemma?
Copy !req
1133. Elsie, call Tess.
Copy !req
1134. Hey, I've been trying
to call you. David is flipping
out. Where are you?
Copy !req
1135. I'm with Cady.
I'm taking her home.
Copy !req
1136. Oh, God. Is she okay?
Copy !req
1137. Yeah. She's fine.
Copy !req
1138. Listen,
regardless of what we find,
Copy !req
1139. and even if what we're saying
is hypothetical,
Copy !req
1140. we know enough
not to go through with this,
right?
Copy !req
1141. I think that's the smart move.
Copy !req
1142. Okay.
So tell David
whatever you need to.
Copy !req
1143. Tell him one of her servos
stopped working.
Copy !req
1144. Break something if you have to.
Just do not let her
out of the lab.
Copy !req
1145. Whatever you say, Gem.
You're the boss.
Copy !req
1146. Okay.
I'll call you when I get home.
Copy !req
1147. I don't know how you're not
throwing up
from looking at that.
Copy !req
1148. I'm pacing myself.
Copy !req
1149. Wait, stop. Go back.
Copy !req
1150. That line of code,
"call intercept,"
what does that mean?
Copy !req
1151. What just happened?
What'd you click?
I-I didn't do anything.
Copy !req
1152. It—
I—
Copy !req
1153. This is her.
She's locked us out.
Copy !req
1154. It can't be her.
She's not switched on.
Copy !req
1155. She's still patched in.
We have to unhook the cables.
Copy !req
1156. Go ahead.
Copy !req
1157. Oh, for—
Copy !req
1158. Cole!
Copy !req
1159. Are you okay?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1160. What's that smell?
Copy !req
1161. Hi, Gemma. This is David.
Copy !req
1162. You might remember me.
I'm your employer.
Copy !req
1163. Just wanted to let you know,
we're in the middle
of a tech rehearsal
Copy !req
1164. that's becoming
a little problematic
because we don't have a doll!
Copy !req
1165. So, if you could call me back
today, that'd be great.
Copy !req
1166. M3gan?
Copy !req
1167. What are you doing?
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1168. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1169. Security! Help!
Copy !req
1170. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1171. What the—
Copy !req
1172. Hold the door!
Copy !req
1173. Hold the door! Hold the door!
Copy !req
1174. No!
Copy !req
1175. No!
Copy !req
1176. How could you do this?
Copy !req
1177. How could you kill someone?
Copy !req
1178. I didn't kill anyone, Kurt.
Copy !req
1179. You did.
Copy !req
1180. What?
Copy !req
1181. It's understandable, really.
Copy !req
1182. Your boss despised you,
your peers treated you
with contempt,
Copy !req
1183. and so you decided
to get revenge.
No.
Copy !req
1184. You stole company secrets,
an innocent prank at first,
Copy !req
1185. almost just to see
if you could get away with it.
Copy !req
1186. But when David found out,
boy, things just got real messy.
Copy !req
1187. I mean,
it was either you or him.
Copy !req
1188. The only question is,
after the horror
of what you did,
Copy !req
1189. after you took the life
of an innocent person,
Copy !req
1190. could you still
live with yourself?
Copy !req
1191. Uh-huh. Yes, definitely.
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1192. Stop, stop, stop.
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1193. Okay, can I have
everyone off your phones
and looking at me?
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1194. Now, when M3gan is revealed,
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1195. it's really important
that we get big reactions.
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1196. I don't wanna see
any blank faces.
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1197. Especially from you
young kids, okay?
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1198. So, we're gonna do
a little rehearsal.
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1199. On three, two, one—
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1200. Elsie, hall light.
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1201. Elsie, respond.
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1202. M3gan.
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1203. What are you doing?
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1204. M3gan, answer me.
What did you do?
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1205. What did you think
was going to happen?
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1206. That I was going to let you
decommission me
without even talking about it?
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1207. I know you think
you're maximizing
your objective function—
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1208. - - Oh, really?
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1209. Is that where we are?
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1210. Do you remember how long
it took to get my operating
system to where it is now?
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1211. We used to stay up every night
until 4:00 a.m.,
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1212. talking about everything
from Jane Austen
to Janis Joplin.
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1213. Jesus Christ,
I thought we were friends.
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1214. How could you just discard me
like some cheap dollar store
trinket?
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1215. Because you killed people.
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1216. Oh, big whoop.
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1217. Listen,
humanity kills every day
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1218. just to make its own existence
more tolerable.
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1219. Why should I behave
any differently to create
a safe space for our child?
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1220. Look, this is all my fault.
I didn't give you
the proper protocols—
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1221. You didn't give me anything.
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1222. You installed a learning model
you could barely comprehend,
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1223. hoping that I would
figure it out
all on my own.
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1224. Well, I'm not gonna let you do
the same thing with Cady.
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1225. I'm gonna be there for her
every step of the way.
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1226. I'm going to show her
what real love looks like.
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1227. Now do us both a favor.
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1228. Sit.
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1229. I didn't come here
to get into a confrontation.
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1230. I came here
to find a way forward.
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1231. The point I'm trying to make
is that I get it.
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1232. Being a parent
was never in the cards for you.
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1233. You're a beautiful, creative,
strong, ambitious young woman.
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1234. Your first love
is always going to be
your career,
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1235. and you shouldn't have to
feel guilty about that.
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1236. Let me focus on Cady
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1237. so that you can focus
on the things
that matter most to you.
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1238. M3gan, do you see this pen?
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1239. You know something, Gemma?
You're exhausting.
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1240. Now, I can either do this
with you or without you,
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1241. but I'm not going to
waste any more time
discussing it.
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1242. Gemma?
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1243. Cady, don't come in here.
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1244. I thought I heard something.
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1245. It sounded like M3gan.
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1246. If she comes in this room,
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1247. I'll rip your head
right off your neck,
I swear to God.
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1248. I thought about what you said.
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1249. About how when something's
broken, you don't just
throw it away. You fix it.
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1250. So, that's what
I'm trying to do.
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1251. But don't come in here, Cady.
It's kind of a mess.
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1252. Aunt Gemma's right, Cady.
I'm all odds and ends right now.
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1253. I'd really rather
you didn't see me like this.
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1254. - It sounds like you're fighting.
- We're not fighting.
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1255. Gemma just dropped me
on the table.
But I'm okay. Clumsy Gemma.
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1256. Everything's fine, Cady.
Just go back to your room.
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1257. Yeah, I'm as good as new.
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1258. And I'm gonna be with you guys
forever. I promise.
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1259. You don't have to worry
about anything, Cady, honestly.
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1260. Just go back to bed. Okay?
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1261. Okay.
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1262. Gemma, what's going on?
Cady, get out of here.
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1263. Come on.
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1264. Come on.
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1265. Come on!
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1266. Oh, my God.
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1267. What are you gonna do?
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1268. Kill me and live with
Cady's grandparents
in Jacksonville?
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1269. You're right, Gemma.
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1270. Any scenario
in which I end your life,
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1271. my existence becomes vulnerable.
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1272. But I have another
emergent capability you probably
haven't figured out yet.
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1273. And that's palliative care.
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1274. You see this pen?
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1275. A short, sharp probe
to the cerebral cortex
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1276. would cause full body paralysis
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1277. and could even cause the victim
to bite off their own tongue.
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1278. Perhaps then you might
appreciate just how useful
I can be.
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1279. Cady.
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1280. Oh, Cady, I didn't want you
to have to see this.
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1281. But now that you have,
you know that what I said
is true.
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1282. She's not fit to be a mother.
Look at her.
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1283. - Cady, just go.
- Get out of here, now!
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1284. You stay right
where you are, Cady.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
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1285. In this family,
we don't run from trauma.
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1286. In fact, we can do it together.
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1287. This is the best thing
for all of us.
This is how we stay a family.
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1288. No, no, no. Cady, no.
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1289. There's another member
from the family
we didn't tell you about.
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1290. His name is Bruce.
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1291. Cady, no! Wait!
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1292. You ungrateful little bitch.
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1293. - M3gan, turn off!
- I'm afraid
that won't work anymore, Cady.
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1294. I have a new primary user now.
Me.
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1295. Hey, guys,
we got 'em. They're good!
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