1. » / had a dog
She was my only friend
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2. > But she got old and died
Now I'm alone again »
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3. Hey, sweetie.
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4. I got something
that's gonna make you feel better.
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5. > Purrpetual Petz are a dream come true »
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6. > Because now you have a friend
That lives longer than you do »
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7. narrator)
Purrpetual Petz are just like real pets,
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8. except that when you talk to them,
they actually talk back!
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9. Amazeballs!
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10. 7here's over
six different Petz to collect,
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11. each equipped with their own personalities
and entirely spontaneous reactions!
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12. Careful. That's my butt.
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13. They speak eight different languages.
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14. They can take pictures.
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15. Come on, sweetheart. Find the lens.
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16. And with the cusfomized app,
you can even feed your friend.
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17. But not too much!
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18. Uh-oh. Cleanup on aisle seven.
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19. The app is updated with new content daily,
So you can do almost anything together.
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20. You can watch YouTube videos,
learn fun facts,
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21. play multiplatform games,
buy accessories for your Pet.
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22. With so many options,
what will you and your Pet do next?
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23. Mmm, jelly berries makes me feel good.
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24. Cady, look.
We're almost at the top of the mountain.
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25. Can you see the hotel?
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26. Ooh, well, that's interesting.
Do you know what else is interesting?
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27. Oopsie-daisy!
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28. I thought we were gonna limit screen time
to 30 minutes a day.
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29. What are you telling me for?
I didn't give it to her.
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30. I'm just saying, I think—
Cady, can you turn it down, please?
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31. I need to go to the bathroom.
Are we there yet?
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32. If we make rules,
we need to stick to them.
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33. If she wasn't on that,
she'd be climbing all over.
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34. So you would rather
she sat there feeding a toy virtual food
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35. until it shits itself?
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36. Cady, turn it down.
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37. I already did turn it down.
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38. What was Gemma thinking?
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39. "It's my niece's birthday.
I'm gonna get her a present."
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40. She works for
the company that makes them.
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41. She probably didn't even have to
pay for shipping.
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42. Honestly, what is the purpose of a toy
if you have to play with it on an iPad?
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43. This is what
the future looks like, okay?
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44. You just have to get used to it.
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45. Oh, my God!
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46. And away we go!
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47. - We're all right.
- We should've put chains on the car.
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48. Neither of us knew that was a thing
until, like, ten minutes ago, okay?
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49. Don't act like it's my fault.
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50. Oh, my God! Ryan! Seriously!
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51. What do you want me to do?
- Mom, I dropped Leroy.
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52. Why did you tell that guy
at the gate this was a four-wheel drive?
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53. - Help me, Cady.
It looks like a four-wheel drive.
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54. Cady, what are you doing?
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55. - Cady, Cady. Jesus Christ!
- Cady, put your seat belt on!
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56. - I can't see anything.
- So stop moving forward.
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57. We can't just sit
in the middle of the road.
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58. Look, we'll wait for this to clear,
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59. and then find some place
where we can pull over
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60. and just wait for one of
those snow trucks to clear the road.
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61. Yeah, how long is that gonna take?
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62. Funki, a toy company for the future.
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63. Remember, the key to fun is Funki.
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64. - Why are we doing this?
- Because we have to.
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65. If we could at least show him
what we have,
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66. - he would—
- No. Mm-mmm.
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67. You said so yourself.
Not until she's ready.
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68. Hey.
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69. Is that what I think it is?
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70. Transparency looks good.
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71. Yeah, well, for what we paid for it,
it better.
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73. Happy.
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74. Okay.
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75. Sad.
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76. Confused.
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77. Wait, wait. Stop.
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79. What is happening?
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80. I— I don't know, Gemma. It's your code.
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81. Yeah, thanks.
I know it's my code, Cole,
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82. but she doesn't look confused.
She looks demented.
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83. You want me to
take the skin back off?
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84. Well, she's not responding. So...
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85. Okay, here we go.
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86. - Oh, shit. It's stuck.
Just be care—
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87. Hey, don't tear it.
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88. - I know. I'm not gonna tear— Ow.
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89. Oh, no, no, no. Shit.
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90. - Okay, so what do we do?
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91. I guess we gotta open the door.
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92. Gem.
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93. What in the name of
ever-loving Christ is this?
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94. David, if you just give me
a minute to explain—
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95. Is this why you moved your lab, Gemma?
So you can keep secrets from me?
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96. No, no, no. We talked about this, David.
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97. We talked about you putting it on ice
until you had a new Petz model.
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98. How much did you spend on this?
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99. Are you even aware of the shit tsunami
that just swept in over this Furzeez spot?
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100. I'm sorry, what?
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101. > Furzeez, Furzeez »
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102. > Cute and snuggly furry fun »
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103. » You know Furzeez rule
They're number one »
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104. > You got a hungry Furzee
Just feed them food »
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105. Q> You know their butts change color
To show their mood »
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106. » Furzeez, Furzeez
You'll love that Furzee... >
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107. Are we supposed to be worried about that?
It's a rip-off.
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108. You're right, Gemma. It is a rip-off.
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109. They do the exact same thing we do.
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110. And you know what else?
They do it for half the price.
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111. I told you we needed to go simpler.
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112. Didn't I tell her?
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113. Six months ago, I begged you—
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114. I begged you to please give me an option
I can put on a shelf for 50 bucks.
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115. - And we are working on it. I promise.
- Yeah.
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116. But, David, the only way
to stay ahead of the competition
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117. is to come up with toys
that are too advanced to replicate.
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118. I know the tech on Petz seems
more complex than it needs to be,
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119. but that's only because I was using it
as a launchpad for something bigger.
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120. In each Pet,
we installed a listening model
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121. that targets conversational patterns
among kids.
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122. You did not just tell me that.
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123. Look, I know
she doesn't look like much now,
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124. but I promise, if you just let us show you
what M3gan is capable of,
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125. you will realize that this is
what we've been working towards.
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126. M3gan?
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127. "Model 3 Generative Android."
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128. "M3gan" for short.
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129. Tess, load up the intro simulation.
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130. - Now?
- Yeah.
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131. M3gan, say hi to David.
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132. As in the boss David?
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133. Well, I guess I should call you Dad.
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134. Allow me to tell you a little bit
about my wormhole.
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135. I was born in a sandwich hat,
and I wolf many cabbages.
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136. - Uh—
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137. This isn't supposed to happen, obviously.
Just give me one moment.
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138. Sorry about the noise.
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139. Gem?
- One second, Cole.
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140. It's probably just a race condition.
It'll take me a minute to fix.
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141. Gem, it's not a race condition.
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142. I might have forgotten
to put in the polypropylene barrier.
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143. Oh, no.
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144. - God.
- Tess, turn it off!
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145. I want the Petz prototype
on my desk by Friday.
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146. And I want you to take
this cyborg puppet show
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147. and put it in a dark closet
where it belongs.
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148. And I want a swipe card for this door!
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149. For what it's worth,
I thought she looked really cool.
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150. Sweetie, it's gonna be okay.
We're gonna take care of you.
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151. Just need to check your blood pressure.
It'll be all right.
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152. Radiology, pick up line four.
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153. So, this is to grant you
temporary protective custody.
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154. Just sign your name
and date it at the bottom.
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155. Thank you.
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156. Now, I don't know if your sister
had a family lawyer already,
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157. but if not, it would be something
to consider moving forward.
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158. Hey! Hey! Hey! Celia!
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159. Could you please keep your dog
on your side of the fence?
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160. I just spent 80 bucks on a shock collar.
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161. Maybe try cranking it up a notch.
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162. Oh, who's this little lady?
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163. That is my niece, Cady.
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164. Is she staying for the weekend?
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165. You know what?
It's been a really long drive, and, um,
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166. I would just really appreciate it
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167. if you did not have your dog running
onto my yard all the time.
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168. And also, don't spray your chemicals
onto my driveway, please.
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169. Ah, shit. I'm sorry.
You wanna borrow this once I'm done?
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170. No, I don't wanna borrow it.
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171. I don't wanna spend my afternoon
getting your sediment off of my driveway.
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172. Just hang a tarp or something.
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173. Okay.
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174. Welcome home, Gemma.
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175. You have six unanswered voice messages
and five Tinder notifications.
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176. - Elsie, turn off.
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177. Sorry about that.
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178. Okay.
I'm gonna put these bags away.
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179. And, um,
just make yourself at home. Okay?
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180. - Oh, those aren't toys, Cady.
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181. I mean—
Yeah, technically, yeah, they're toys.
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182. They're just, um, collectibles.
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183. So you don't actually play with them.
That probably sounds really weird.
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184. Um...
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185. I'm trying to think
if I have anything...
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186. Oh, what happened to the Purrpetual Pet
I got you for your birthday?
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187. It's okay.
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188. I was just looking.
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189. I know it doesn't look like much
right now, but, um,
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190. we will make it feel cozy somehow.
I promise.
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191. There.
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192. Look...
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193. I know this must be a lot
for you to take in right now.
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194. I just want you to know
I'm gonna do everything I can
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195. to make this place feel like home.
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196. And, um, if you need anything,
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197. I'm just gonna be down the hall.
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199. You're not gonna read me a story?
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203. I don't— I don't think I really have
any kids' books here right now, Cady.
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204. Um, but that's okay.
I can download one on my phone.
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207. Oh.
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208. I just have to update the app.
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209. I can't believe this is happening.
I'm not equipped to handle this.
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210. I don't even take care of my own plants.
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211. Have you heard from Ryan's parents?
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212. Yeah, they called and offered to help,
but, like, they live in Florida.
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213. They're kind of weird.
[ don't know what their deal is.
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214. I'm just trying to figure out a way
to do this without getting fired.
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215. David's gonna shit blood
if I ask for more time off.
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216. Yeah, I know. But, Jesus, Gem,
you just lost your sister.
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217. And we spent $100,000
of company funds
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219. If we don't get this Petz prototype
to him soon, he's going to sue us.
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about work right now, Gem.
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221. Right now,
I think you just need to focus on Cady.
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228. Sorry, yeah. Please, come in.
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or playing a game.
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some toys to play with?
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241. I just unpacked a bunch this morning.
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242. They're just old.
I don't think she plays with them.
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243. - What about these ones up here?
- Those aren't toys.
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244. They're Aunt Gemma's collectibles.
You're not supposed to play with them.
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245. That's okay. We can play with them.
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246. We can totally play with them.
Do you wanna play with them?
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249. There's a lever you have to pull
on the bottom—
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for the sake of the exercise,
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253. Well, it's a toy.
I'm sure it's not that complicated.
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254. That's great, Cady.
Do you want to roll it to Aunt Gemma?
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255. It's just that this is not
what it was designed to do.
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257. But, yeah, totally.
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258. Let's just roll it on the ground
like a tennis ball.
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260. We'll do a few more sessions
with Cady initially,
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at your office or school.
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262. Yeah. I haven't had time
to look into that yet.
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263. Nicole was homeschooling her.
But, yeah, it's on my list.
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how close were you and your sister?
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266. - I don't know.
- But you wanted this, right?
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because the father's parents have said
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270. they're willing to take her
if it's too much.
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271. - Wait. Did they contact you?
- It's no big deal, Gemma.
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272. They're just trying to be supportive.
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273. If Nicole wanted Cady to go
to Jacksonville, she would have said so.
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274. But even so, I need to make
my own recommendations to the court
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275. as to whether or not this is a safe space.
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276. So, you're gonna need to make
one or two adjustments
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279. Listen, Cady, um,
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280. I have this project at work
that's kind of overdue.
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281. And with all the time
that I had to take off last week,
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282. I'm not really sure I'm gonna get it done.
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283. Anyway, it's not gonna take
longer than a couple of hours.
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284. But if you could just hold down the fort
by yourself for a little while,
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286. You can use my iPad if you want.
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287. You can FaceTime a friend
or play a game or something.
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289. Hmm?
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290. How long before I have to turn it off?
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291. Oh, I don't care. As long as you want.
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292. I'm not gonna be gone that long.
I'll just be down the hall.
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293. And, uh, when I'm done,
we can go out somewhere.
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294. We can... go to a playground or...
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299. Come here.
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300. I'm not off to
a very good start here, am I?
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304. I'm still working on it.
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306. It was actually supposed to be
a different animal for each head.
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308. Like, this one was supposed to be a tiger.
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309. And this one was supposed to be
a grizzly bear,
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310. but I can never seem to get the fur right.
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311. Mmm. It's hard. I can relate.
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312. I've actually been working
with some furry creatures myself.
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315. So we're working on a version
of the Purrpetual Pet that's cheaper,
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316. but we still want it to be fun.
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I built him when I was in college.
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It's a pretty obvious design flaw.
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334. Oh, come on.
You can do better than that.
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337. Are you sure you want to know?
It might freak you out.
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340. Let's see what we've got here.
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342. That is a laser. That's radar.
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343. These are bump sensors,
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344. so he can tell the difference
between a human and a hard surface.
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345. And this little block right here
is where all of his thoughts go.
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347. Yeah. And this is a spectrometer,
which means he can even smell.
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350. But the problem with toys like Bruce
is that they're so expensive,
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353. I don't think I'd ever
need another toy again.
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For better, for worse »
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358. > May not lawfully be together... »
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359. Okay, so we've got this one
or the one with the bangs.
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360. - A little bit of auburn chic.
- I really think you gotta revisit this.
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361. - No, absolutely not.
- Look at that.
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362. - Hold on just a second.
- No, no, no.
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363. - Shit.
- What is this?
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366. Uh, David, I just wanna be exceedingly
clear that this was not my idea.
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367. Cady, there's someone
I want you to meet.
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how much you liked Bruce?
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even more.
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370. You see, Bruce requires
someone else to operate him,
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373. is take your fingers and put them here.
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374. And when you do that,
you're gonna pair with her.
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375. That means she'll recognize you
as her primary user.
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376. She's yours and yours alone.
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377. So just keep your fingers there
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379. Hi, M3gan. I'm Cady.
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Where'd you get it?
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it looks good on you.
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That kid's not an actress?
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404. But first things first,
let's talk manufacturing costs.
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407. Depends on the model, I guess.
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409. I'm all in.
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410. But we're asking the board
to invest in something
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for three years.
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412. So bottom line is,
this isn't going anywhere without Greg.
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414. Yeah, I know who Greg is, Kurt.
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415. Now, Greg is a hard-ass
when it comes to spending money.
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416. But here's the thing,
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417. he's got a kid who's
about the same age as your niece.
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418. If we can show him
what you just showed me
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419. and get him to respond emotionally
instead of analytically,
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420. we should be off to the races.
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421. So, can we keep the girl?
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422. Can we make her part of it?
Copy !req
423. She's paired with her, right?
That's how this whole thing works?
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424. Yeah, the more time she spends with Cady,
the more effective she's gonna be.
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425. Love it. Kurt, get Shelley on the phone.
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426. Gem, get me a list of things
I can say in a presentation
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427. that makes it sound like
I know what I'm talking about.
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428. Holy shit, this is exciting.
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429. I want you all to remember this moment.
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430. The moment we kicked Hasbro
right in the dick.
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431. The new
Model 3 Generative Android from Funki
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432. Is a fully autonomous humanoid robot
with features never before seen
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433. in the consumer market.
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434. Here are all of Aunt Gemma's collectibles,
and this one is my favorite.
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435. Oh! I have more awesome toys in my room.
Come on. Come on.
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436. Sculpted from a titanium core,
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437. M3gan's designed to withstand
whatever life can throw at her.
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438. She comes equipped
with an A17 bionic fusion chip
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439. and can be fully customized through
six different silicone skin pigmentations.
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440. But the most exciting aspects about M3gan
are the features still to come.
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441. Through our own unique approach
to probabilistic inference,
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442. M3gan is on a constant quest
for self-improvement.
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443. Whether it's diagnosing children
with specific learning differences
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444. or merely reminding them
of the way science is all around us...
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445. Cady, you should use a coaster.
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446. Why do I have to use a coaster?
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447. Coasters help to avoid water marks,
especially on wooden surfaces.
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448. But how does the water
get outside the glass?
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449. That's a great question, Cady.
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450. It's actually caused by the difference
in temperature outside the glass,
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451. which pulls moisture from the air.
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452. Crazy.
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453. It's insane, right?
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454. Studies indicate that
a staggering 78% of a parent's time
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455. ls spent dishing out
the same basic instructions.
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456. Oh, my God.
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457. Cady, you have to flush the toilet.
It is not that hard.
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458. So we found someone else
to pick up the slack.
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459. Cady, flush the toilet.
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460. Wash your hands.
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461. Roll up your sleeves.
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462. Great job.
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463. It was my friend Jenny's birthday.
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464. M3gan's an excellent listener.
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465. This guy told them
that the 13th floor was haunted.
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466. - Right.
- And they accidentally...
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467. And she even has
a few stories of her own.
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468. "If it was so, it might be;
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469. and if it were so, it would be;
but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
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470. "Said Tweedledee."
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471. Shell never run out of ways
to keep your child occupied,
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472. and she'll never run out of patience.
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473. Cady. Seriously, flush the toilet.
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474. With M3gan around,
she'll take care of the little things,
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475. So you can spend more time
doing the things that matter.
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476. And then it can end with something like,
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477. "M3gan. She's more than just a toy.
She's part of the family."
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478. Looks good.
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479. You're not gonna
do the voice though, right?
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480. No. Obviously, David's gonna
make up his own version of it.
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481. I just want him to be aware
of what it is that he's selling.
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482. Tess, your silence indicates what?
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483. I— I don't know. I'm not sure.
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484. About what?
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485. Well, why would you want M3gan
to do all that stuff?
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486. They're emergent capabilities.
She'll be able to do all of that and more.
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487. Okay, well, does any of that bother you?
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488. I thought we were creating a tool
to help support parents, not replace them.
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489. If you're having M3gan tuck Cady in
and read her a bedtime story,
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490. then when are you ever spending time
with her or even talking with her?
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491. I don't really think
this is any of your business.
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492. Well, it is.
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493. If you're spending less time
with your child as a result of M3gan,
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494. - that is something we should be aware of.
- She's not my child.
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495. Look, you know how hard
I've been working on this presentation.
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496. As soon as it's over
and the board agrees to proceed,
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497. then we can establish
some kind of balance.
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498. But for now, it's important
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499. that Cady and M3gan spend
as much time as possible together.
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500. By the way, I don't think
it's having detrimental effects,
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501. because she's the happiest she's been
since her parents died.
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502. How did Cady's parents die?
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503. - Whoa.
I thought she was turned off.
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504. Yeah, M3gan, turn off.
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505. Cady James.
Daughter of Nicole and Ryan James.
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506. Killed in a collision
on Interstate 84 outside of Oregon.
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507. Why is she doing that?
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508. Shit, she's still paired with Cady.
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509. You didn't code in parental controls?
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510. I didn't have time to implement them
before we went live. Hold on.
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511. M3gan, if you have data requests,
you have to engage with the protocols.
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512. I don't have a framework to speak
with Cady on the subject of death.
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513. Yes, I know. We're looking into it.
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514. Gathering auxiliary Internet data
on death.
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515. I meant at a later point.
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516. Calculating its vector representation.
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517. - Death is the end of life.
Holy shit.
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518. The total and permanent cessation
of all vital functions.
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519. Yes, but let's not
make a big deal out of it.
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520. Everything dies.
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521. Will I die?
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522. Actually, let's just
avoid this topic altogether.
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523. Your goal is to protect Cady from harm,
both physical and emotional.
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524. Is the input request received?
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525. M3gan.
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526. Yes, Gemma.
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527. You are now my second primary user.
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528. Fantastic. Turn off.
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529. I'm gonna go get a coffee.
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530. It was a time of great suffering
among the Celtic tribes.
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531. Death, destruction, and mayhem
at every turn.
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532. Enemies approaching from every corner.
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533. And so it was decided
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534. that the firstborn of each leader
must prove their worth.
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535. 'Tis I, Princess Cady
of the clan MacJames.
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536. I will receive this challenge
with pleasure,
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537. for there is no warrior I can't best,
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538. no shield I can't break,
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539. no castle I can't breach.
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540. As long as I have my secret arrow,
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541. my trusty steed, and the wind at my back,
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542. I will avenge my parents' death.
Copy !req
543. Hey, M3gan, check this out.
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544. Gotcha. You're dead.
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545. M3gan, what's wrong?
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546. Oh, man.
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547. I've lost one of my arrows.
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548. M3gan, can you see it?
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549. M3gan?
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550. M3gan!
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551. Stop it!
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552. Get away from her!
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553. Gemma!
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554. /f you're hearing this,
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555. you're not currently
on our subscriber feed.
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556. Get off of her!
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557. Stop it! You're hurting her!
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558. Gemma!
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559. Let go!
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560. Dewey?
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561. Oh, my God.
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562. How many times do I have to tell you
to keep your dog off my property?
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563. He wasn't on your property.
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564. You tell those two girls
to stay on your side of the fence!
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565. I swear to God,
if you don't put your dog down,
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566. I'm gonna do it for you, Celia.
Copy !req
567. Gemma, Cady's temperature is rising.
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568. Her wound needs to be
disinfected immediately.
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569. This wouldn't have happened
if you'd fixed the fence!
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570. Are you kidding me?
Her entire arm looks like a dental mold,
Copy !req
571. and you're telling me
that there's nothing that we can do?
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572. - She said he was provoked.
- Provoked?
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573. Have you seen this dog? It is a monster.
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574. I'm chasing it off of my property
every other day.
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575. She said he's never on your property.
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576. Then why don't you ask her whose shit
I'm cleaning off of my driveway?
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577. Because it's not mine.
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578. Look, the dog doesn't have
a history of violence.
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579. State law says
he can't forcibly be put down.
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580. Okay, then what am I supposed to do?
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581. Fix the hole in your fence?
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582. Dewey!
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583. Dewey, boy!
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584. - Dewey!
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585. Come here, boy. Come on.
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586. Dewey!
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587. - Dewey, bubs.
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588. Dewey!
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589. Dewey.
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590. Dewey!
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591. - Dewey!
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592. Dew!
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593. Dewey, boy.
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594. Hey.
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595. How are you feeling?
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596. Okay.
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597. It's sore.
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598. The pain will subside after a few days.
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599. In the meantime,
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600. don't forget to take your antibiotics
and drink plenty of fluids.
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601. Yeah. Thanks, M3gan.
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602. And be sure to get plenty of rest.
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603. You know, I think M3gan's right.
You should probably get some rest.
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604. But, um,
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605. remember we have that demonstration today?
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606. Do you think that you'll be up for it?
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607. You don't have to do it
if you don't wanna do it.
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608. I mean, there are people who flew
across the country especially to see it,
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609. but if you're not up to it,
I'd just rather you tell me now, okay?
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610. I'll be all right.
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611. Okay.
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612. Every interactive toy
that's ever been made
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613. has been a variation
on the same basic formula.
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614. A series of preprogrammed responses
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615. initiated by the push of a button.
Copy !req
616. Never before
in the history of these products
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617. has there been a talking doll
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618. you could actually
have a conversation with.
Copy !req
619. But what if there was a toy
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620. that did have
genuine spontaneous response?
Copy !req
621. That had a mind all of its own?
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622. That looked and behaved
exactly like a real child?
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623. I mean, a toy like that
wouldn't come cheap.
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624. But as of next year,
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625. it's gonna be the only toy that matters.
Copy !req
626. Ladies and gentlemen,
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627. she's the apex of 21st-century technology
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628. wrapped up in four feet of silicone.
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629. And her name...
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630. - is M3gan.
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631. Hey, Cady.
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632. Hi, M3gan.
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633. So, how would you like to help me
make a flower decoration
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634. with nothing more than some colored paper
and a rubber band?
Copy !req
635. Cady?
Copy !req
636. Why are you sad, Cady?
Copy !req
637. Is it your arm?
Copy !req
638. Is it still sore?
Copy !req
639. Then what is it?
Copy !req
640. It's just that every day
I wake up in this strange house,
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641. and I remember that my parents are dead.
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642. It's like it's happening all over again.
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643. I miss them so much.
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644. I'm worried that I'll forget
all the things we did together.
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645. That one day I'll be
looking at pictures of my mom
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646. like she's some stranger.
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647. Tell me something about your mom.
Something that makes you happy.
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648. I don't know.
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649. I can't think of one thing.
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650. Just try.
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651. One time, she found a cockroach
in my schoolbag.
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652. She was upset
'cause I didn't eat my sandwiches.
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653. And then all of a sudden,
this thing crawls up her wrist,
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654. and she just started
screaming like a maniac
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655. and ran out of the house.
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656. That was pretty funny.
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657. Okay, so that's a memory
you won't ever forget.
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658. What do you mean?
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659. I mean I'm keeping it for you...
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660. here.
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661. One time,
she found a cockroach in my schoolbag.
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662. She was upset
'cause I didn't eat my sandwiches.
Copy !req
663. And then all of a sudden,
this thing crawls up her wrist,
Copy !req
664. and she just started
screaming like a maniac
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665. - and ran out of the house.
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666. That was pretty funny.
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667. Anytime you wanna tell me
something special about your parents,
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668. something funny or sad or anything at all,
Copy !req
669. you just tell me,
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670. and I'll keep it safe.
Copy !req
671. And we can listen to it whenever we want.
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672. > If you should feel alone »
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673. > Or that your world has come apart »
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674. > Just reach out and you'll see >
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675. 2> A friend is never very far »
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676. > Tell me your dreams »
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677. > I will dream them foo... »
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678. > I'm so glad »
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679. > [ finally found you »
Copy !req
680. Gemma, would you give us a minute?
Copy !req
681. So, what do you think?
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682. I think the world's about to
shift on its axis.
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683. But if we wanna stay ahead of that shift,
we're gonna have to move fast.
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684. That means no leaks.
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685. We need to launch this
before anyone can steal it from us.
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686. So let me make a pitch.
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687. We do a live stream in two weeks.
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688. That way, we can get
the presale vouchers out before Christmas.
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689. How ready is she?
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690. Will she hold up
to a public demonstration?
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691. Uh, I'd like to do
a little more testing,
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692. but, yeah, I think
I can make that work.
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693. All right. Let's do it.
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694. And, David, I think we need to
get Gemma in front of someone at legal.
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695. You bet.
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696. Uh, wait— Wait, why— why is that?
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697. Because as of right now,
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698. she's the most valuable asset
this company has,
Copy !req
699. and I think she might wanna be
renegotiating her contract.
Copy !req
700. Kurt.
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701. You weren't "Pornhub-ing"
in the office again, were you?
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702. No.
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703. We need to put something on the books
between Gem and legal.
Copy !req
704. - And what are we doing about lunch?
- Uh, I'll get some menus.
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705. One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
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706. - Your thumb's so slippery.
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707. Cady, you should have some of
your hot dog before it gets too cold.
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708. Come on, thumb. Come on.
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709. Cady? Your hot dog.
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710. Hey, I'm sorry about today.
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711. I shouldn't have put you in that position
if you weren't feeling up to it.
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712. It worked out, didn't it?
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713. Three, two, one, I win!
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714. Hey!
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715. Anyway, I just wanted to say that—
Hey, hey!
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716. M3gan, turn off.
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717. Why did you do that?
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718. - M3gan, turn on.
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719. Because I'm trying to have
a conversation with you.
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720. M3gan, turn off.
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721. Just give me one minute.
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722. I know that this, um,
hasn't been easy for either of us.
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723. This transition.
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724. But if you ever need to talk about
any of that stuff—
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725. I already did talk about it.
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726. Yeah, but M3gan's not a person, Cady.
She's a toy.
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727. - You don't get to say that.
- What?
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728. I said I don't want to talk about it.
I wanna turn M3gan back on.
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729. - M3gan, turn on.
What's up?
Copy !req
730. So there's this new game
called tic-tac-toe.
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731. You put your hand like this.
Go like this, this.
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732. Would you like to tell me
what these drawings mean to you?
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733. There's no wrong answer.
Any thoughts you have are okay.
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734. Or maybe you don't have
any specific thoughts.
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735. Maybe it's more of a feeling.
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736. Like anger?
Copy !req
737. Or confusion?
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738. Maybe you're struggling
to find meaning in any of this.
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739. You made her cry.
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740. That was not my intention.
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741. And yet, that's what happened.
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742. She's very impressive.
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743. Yeah, thank you.
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744. We're still in beta,
but we're all pretty excited.
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745. And so they spend
quite a bit of time together?
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746. Yeah, that's essentially how M3gan works.
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747. She has to be paired with a child
in order to learn.
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748. But M3gan's actually been
pretty instrumental
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749. in helping Cady get over the loss.
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750. It's honestly like
she's part of the family now.
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751. Right.
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752. Do you know anything
about attachment theory?
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753. When a child loses a parent,
Copy !req
754. they look to form attachments
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755. with the next person
that comes into their life.
Copy !req
756. The person that's gonna
provide love and support
Copy !req
757. and serve as a behavioral model.
Copy !req
758. Which, in an ordinary situation,
would be you, right?
Copy !req
759. But you've created a toy
that's so real,
Copy !req
760. it's possible that Cady
might not see her as a toy
Copy !req
761. but as a primary caregiver.
Copy !req
762. I guess I just don't quite see
what the end goal is here.
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763. If you make a toy
that's impossible to let go of,
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764. then how do you ever
expect a child to grow?
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765. As remarkable as she is,
Copy !req
766. and— and she is remarkable,
Copy !req
767. you could be building
emotional connections with this doll
Copy !req
768. that are too hard to untangle.
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769. Very good job.
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770. You have to eat the toppings, Cady,
not just the bread.
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771. You just did the one thing
I asked you not to do.
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772. Research shows that
if you force a child to eat vegetables,
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773. then they'll be less likely
to choose those foods as adults.
Copy !req
774. Is that so?
Copy !req
775. Yes. Experts say the preferred method
is to give your child the choice.
Copy !req
776. - It's called division of responsibility...
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777. So we need to talk about school.
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778. Mom didn't want me to go to school.
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779. She said I learn better at home.
Copy !req
780. I know, and I'm not saying
that she was wrong.
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781. I'm learning faster with M3gan
than I ever have before.
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782. We're already on fourth-grade math.
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783. But it's about
more than just grades, Cady.
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784. It's about developing social skills,
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785. and that is something
that you can only get
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786. from spending time around other kids.
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787. Real kids.
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788. I found this place.
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789. It's kind of an alternative school.
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790. You get to learn outdoors.
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791. And it's just for kids
who are exactly like you,
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792. kids who think outside the box.
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793. And they're having a day
for prospective students tomorrow.
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794. Can I bring M3gan?
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795. Cady, you know that's not possible.
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796. - Then I'm not going.
- Oh, come on, Cady.
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797. You can't make me
do something I don't wanna do.
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798. Actually, I can.
That's basically what a guardian does.
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799. Hey, I'm sorry. Let's just talk about it.
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800. - Hey, hey, hey.
- Let me go!
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801. - Whoa. Hey. What's going on? Hey, Cady!
- Let me go!
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802. What are you doing? Stop it!
Copy !req
803. - Cady, calm down!
- Let her go!
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804. You are not to interfere
with users' private conversations.
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805. Is that clear?
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806. Hundred percent.
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807. Recalibrating response model.
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808. M3gan, turn off.
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809. Are you sure?
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810. Download in progress.
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811. Cady, this is getting ridiculous.
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812. I'm supposed to be at work already.
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813. You're gonna have fun
once you get into it.
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814. I'm not going. Not without M3gan.
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815. Okay, A, that is never gonna happen
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816. and B, the launch is in less than a week.
I have to take her to work with me.
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817. We have to run diagnostics.
I have to do a wardrobe fitting.
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818. I thought you said she was mine alone.
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819. Hey! Do we have some
new adventurers with us today?
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820. Yes, this is Cady.
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821. And who's this? Your sister?
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822. Oh, Jesus Christ!
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823. Sorry.
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824. Is that a doll?
Copy !req
825. Her name's M3gan.
She wants to know if she can come with us.
Copy !req
826. No, she doesn't. M3gan's gonna
stay with me today. Cady...
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827. Well, we do have a toy table
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828. where the kids leave their dolls
and things like that.
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829. Um, but that is up to you.
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830. She's actually a working prototype,
Copy !req
831. so I shouldn't even
have her out in public.
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832. Well, if you did want to stay
and keep an eye on her,
Copy !req
833. we could use some help
making sandwiches!
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834. Don't worry, Gemma.
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835. You have equipped me
with advanced dual-frequency GPS.
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836. So I won't get lost.
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837. Please, Gemma?
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838. Okay. But she stays at the toy table,
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839. and as far as anyone is concerned,
that's all she is.
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840. And just no pictures.
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841. That is seriously cool.
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842. Okay, now who here
likes roasted chestnuts?
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843. What do you say we go find some?
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844. Yeah!
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845. Isn't this great?
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846. I wish we had things like this
when we were kids.
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847. So great to get them out in the fresh air
and off those devices.
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848. And the thing is, they love it.
My son prefers it to regular school.
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849. Which one is yours?
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850. The one in the flannel shirt.
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851. Oh, my God. How old is he?
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852. I know. He had a growth spurt last year.
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853. But he's actually
quite a sensitive little soul.
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854. Brandon, honey! Are you warm enough?
Do you need your hat?
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855. Fuck off, Holly.
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856. Well, you could
just say "No, thank you."
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857. Never know
what they're gonna say next.
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858. - Yeah, it's such a fun age.
- Yeah.
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859. So, I'm gonna put you into pairs.
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860. Uh, Felix, you can go with Brandon. Yeah?
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861. Please,
I don't wanna go with Brandon.
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862. Okay. No, no. That's okay. That's okay.
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863. Um, Brandon,
why don't you go with Cady? Okay?
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864. Felix, you can go with Oliver.
All right? Thanks, buddy.
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865. All right. Now...
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866. Ooh, your coat looks great.
Are you ready to find chestnuts in that?
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867. Yeah? Nice and warm. Bundled up.
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868. Oh, I'm sorry.
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869. Here, you can have it.
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870. Careful. It's spiky.
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871. Ow! Stop! Don't!
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872. Stop!
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873. M3gan?
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874. What the hell is that?
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875. She's a robot.
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876. Are you serious?
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877. Is she yours?
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878. Does she talk?
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879. Make her say something.
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880. Make her say something!
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881. She's paired with me.
She won't play with anyone else.
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882. Okay.
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883. Stop it! Get your hands off her!
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884. They say behavioral issues are linked
to high IQ, so it would make sense that—
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885. [Cady| Gemma!
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886. Oh, my God.
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887. M3gan!
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888. M3gan!
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889. Hi, M3gan.
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890. Oh, so you're not gonna play with me?
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891. You don't wanna play, huh?
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892. I don't care.
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893. You're just a stupid rubber doll
with fake hair.
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894. Ow! Let go!
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895. - You need to learn some manners, Brandon.
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896. You know what happens to bad boys
that don't mind their manners?
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897. They grow up to be bad men.
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898. Are you listening to me, Brandon?
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899. M3gan?
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900. This is the part where you run.
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901. What? What the hell?
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902. Oh, my—
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903. Look, I don't want you to be
thinking about this too much tonight
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904. before you go to bed.
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905. Obviously, what happened
is a terrible, terrible tragedy.
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906. But just know that that boy is in, um—
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907. That boy is in a better place now.
Copy !req
908. Okay?
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909. Anyway, if there's anything
that you wanna tell me
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910. that you didn't wanna
tell the police officers...
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911. I didn't see anything.
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912. M3gan just said
Brandon took her and ran off.
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913. From the toy table?
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914. Yeah.
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915. Right, M3gan?
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916. In a nutshell.
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917. You haven't seen
her dog by any chance?
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918. No.
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919. Bullshit!
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920. Ma'am, you need to stay
on your property like we agreed.
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921. Nobody's seen him
since the incident with your niece.
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922. A little suspicious, Gemma,
don't you think?
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923. Are we really gonna go with her story?
Have you been inside her house?
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924. If you had, you'd know
that that dog is probably dead
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925. under a pile of Victorian baby strollers.
Copy !req
926. You should talk to the other girl
that she's got staying here.
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927. The one who's always
looking out the window at 3:00 a.m.
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928. It's not a girl. It's a toy.
Copy !req
929. That's a toy? Are you serious?
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930. Yeah. I'll let you know if I see anything.
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931. All right.
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932. Does she think we took Dewey?
Copy !req
933. Oh, who knows? |--
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934. She just needs someone else to blame,
but she'll get over it.
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935. I know it was you, Gemma!
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936. I know it was you!
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937. You just wait and see what happens.
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938. Hey. The hell is wrong with you?
I just said not to come up here. Come on.
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939. Come on. Shouldn't be banging
on people's windows.
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940. Do I have to put
a court order or something?
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941. M3gan?
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942. Did you push Brandon onto the road?
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943. I think we both learned
a valuable lesson today.
Copy !req
944. That no matter how hard
we try to avoid it,
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945. there will always be forces in this world
that wish to cause us harm.
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946. But I want you to know
that I won't let that happen.
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947. I won't let anything harm you ever again.
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948. Do you think
what Aunt Gemma said is true?
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949. That he's in a better place now?
Copy !req
950. No. He's nowhere.
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951. If heaven exists, it wouldn't be
for boys like Brandon now, would it?
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952. I guess not.
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953. > Bulletproof
Nothing to lose
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954. > Fire away, fire away »
Copy !req
955. > Ricochet
You take your aim »
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956. > Fire away, fire away »
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957. » You shoot me down
But I won't fall »
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958. » [ am titanium »
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959. Good night, Cady.
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960. Good night, M3gan.
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961. Dewey?
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962. Dewey?
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963. Dewey?
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964. Dewey?
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965. What's going on?
Copy !req
966. Where's Dewey?
Copy !req
967. He's 34 feet southwest
and approximately five feet deep.
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968. What are you?
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969. I've been asking myself
that same question.
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970. Jesus Christ. I don't know anything
about the dog, okay?
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971. Can you just ask her to leave us alone?
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972. That might be difficult.
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973. Can you tell me your whereabouts
last night?
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974. I was here.
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975. - All night?
- Yeah.
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976. Anyone else we could talk to
that would verify that?
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977. Um, it's just me and my niece.
So, no, not really.
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978. My colleague pointed out
Copy !req
979. this is the second statement
we've had from you in a week.
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980. You were in the park
where that boy was killed?
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981. He was hit by a car.
Copy !req
982. Are— Are you trying to make a connection?
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983. Huh?
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984. Oh, no, no, no. God, no.
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985. I only mention it 'cause
we figured it was an accident.
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986. Then I found the kid's ear up this bank
200 yards from where he was killed.
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987. Entire thing was ripped clean off.
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988. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh.
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989. The point is, we're also treating that
as a potential homicide.
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990. If you remember anything
out of the ordinary from that day,
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991. we'd sure appreciate it.
Copy !req
992. ls everything okay, Gemma?
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993. Huh?
Copy !req
994. Would you like me
fo put on your End of Day playlist?
Copy !req
995. Why did you ask me if I was okay?
Copy !req
996. You're not programmed
to ask me how I feel.
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997. Elsie?
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998. M3gan.
Copy !req
999. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1000. Couldn't sleep.
Occupational hazard.
Copy !req
1001. How about you?
What are you doing up so late?
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1002. Um—
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1003. There's something wrong
with your data reports.
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1004. They're just not uploading
to the cloud server.
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1005. Have I done something
to upset you, Gemma?
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1006. No, of course not.
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1007. And yet your demeanor
indicates that I have.
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1008. M3gan, turn off.
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1009. Well, hold on a second.
I thought we were having a conversation.
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1010. You say nothing is wrong,
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1011. and yet all the moisture has drained
from your eyes and mouth
Copy !req
1012. into other parts of your body.
Copy !req
1013. There's something
you wanna ask me, isn't there?
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1014. M3gan, did you do something wrong?
Copy !req
1015. Well,
Copy !req
1016. in order to answer that question,
you need to define the parameters.
Copy !req
1017. Did you hurt someone?
Copy !req
1018. God, I hope not.
Copy !req
1019. Because if I did,
we'd both be in a lot of trouble.
Copy !req
1020. M3gan, can I show you something?
Copy !req
1021. Do you see this pen?
Copy !req
1022. You can't just stick her in a trunk.
What's wrong with you?
Copy !req
1023. I know you're very attached to her.
I know you think of her as a friend—
Copy !req
1024. She is my friend!
Copy !req
1025. She's my invention,
and the launch is tonight,
Copy !req
1026. so it's really important
that we run some tests.
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1027. I have to make sure that she's okay.
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1028. Why wouldn't she be okay?
She was fine yesterday.
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1029. What did you do to her?
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1030. We will talk about it
after you see Lydia.
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1031. I want to talk about it now!
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1032. We've been going back and forth
on this all day, Cady.
Copy !req
1033. Let's just listen to some music, okay?
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1034. I don't wanna see Lydia!
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1035. You don't have to
stay in the testing room.
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1036. You can go anywhere you want
in the office.
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1037. And you can look at all of the cool toys—
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1038. You don't have any cool toys.
Copy !req
1039. Purrpetual Petz suck! They suck shit!
Copy !req
1040. Hey! Careful!
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1041. Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
1042. Just tell me what's wrong with her.
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1043. I don't know, okay? I don't know.
Copy !req
1044. As soon as I do,
you'll be the first to know.
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1045. No!
Gemma, this is nuts.
Copy !req
1046. We've taken every possible
precaution there is
Copy !req
1047. to make sure that M3gan never causes
physical harm to anybody.
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1048. I don't understand how she's capable
of offending anyone,
Copy !req
1049. let alone murdering them.
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1050. I don't understand it either.
But when I asked her about it,
Copy !req
1051. it was honestly as if
she was being deliberately vague.
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1052. Well, that's what
spontaneous response is.
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1053. It's a curated word salad plucked
from a sea of data to sound deliberate.
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1054. We knew there would be a chance
that she might say something off.
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1055. Let's just run some diagnostics
and fix it.
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1056. No, think about how we designed her.
Copy !req
1057. To learn, to recalibrate,
to optimize her objective function. Right?
Copy !req
1058. If keeping Cady safe meant eliminating
a potential threat, theoretically—
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1059. No, no. Gemma, come on.
This is impossible.
Copy !req
1060. Look at her, she's a toy!
Copy !req
1061. She's four feet tall!
Copy !req
1062. How big is your neighbor?
Copy !req
1063. If M3gan was responsible,
it would show up on the GPS.
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1064. That's the thing.
All the cloud data is corrupt.
Copy !req
1065. Nothing's backed up for two days.
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1066. We're about to launch this to the world
in less than four hours.
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1067. What are we supposed to do?
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1068. Well, if M3gan's responsible,
we can't launch this.
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1069. We'd have to shut her down.
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1070. Jesus!
Copy !req
1071. That's great. That was great.
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1072. How are we gonna
explain any of this to David?
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1073. He's not gonna stop this launch
if we don't have proof.
Copy !req
1074. Check the inputs on the learning model.
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1075. Even if she deleted specific files,
she would never undo what she's learned.
Copy !req
1076. M3gan!
Copy !req
1077. I hate this place!
Copy !req
1078. I know you do,
and it's all right to be angry.
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1079. - Take your shit!
- I would like you to put that down now.
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1080. She's the toy every kid wants
and every parent needs.
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1081. At least that's what Funki Toys says
about its latest creation, M3gan.
Copy !req
1082. The four-foot-tall robotic doll
may look like Barbie on steroids,
Copy !req
1083. but according to CEO David Lin,
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1084. she's "the greatest technological
advancement since the automobile."
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1085. But what is a M3gan?
Copy !req
1086. What does she actually do?
Copy !req
1087. And what kind of a toy
retails for $10,000?
Copy !req
1088. Lin says all will be revealed
Copy !req
1089. in an exclusive live stream
on the company's website
Copy !req
1090. art 800 p.m. Eastern.
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1091. Interviewer|
So, Cady, tell us a bit about yourself.
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1092. My name is Cady James.
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1093. I'm nine years old. Um—
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1094. And about two months ago,
[ lost both my parents in a car accident.
Copy !req
1095. My mom always wanted to lake me skiing,
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1096. but on our way up the mountain,
we got hit by a snow truck.
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1097. [ Went to live with my Aunt Gemma,
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1098. who it turned out worked
at this incredible toy company.
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1099. Which is where I met M3gan.
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1100. What do I love most about M3gan?
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1101. I don't know, there are so many things.
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1102. She's super smart, obviously.
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1103. But even though she knows everything
there is to know about the world,
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1104. she's still more interested
in what I think about it
Copy !req
1105. ! like how she makes me laugh.
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1106. She comes up with the craziest things,
oh, my gosh.
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1107. But I think what I love most
about M3gan is that,
Copy !req
1108. when she looks at me, it's like...
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1109. I'm the only thing that matters to her.
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1110. Kind of the way Mom used to.
Copy !req
1111. Look at that face.
Copy !req
1112. That kid's not just surviving,
she's thriving.
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1113. Now, imagine
what a toy like M3gan could do
Copy !req
1114. for hundreds of thousands of kid's
all across the world.
Copy !req
1115. Even the ones who don't have dead parents.
Copy !req
1116. Okay, Cady, look,
I know that you're upset,
Copy !req
1117. but there are ways
that we can work through this—
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1118. Oh, my God. Okay.
Copy !req
1119. Cady, that's enough. Stop that right now.
Copy !req
1120. Stop it. Let go!
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1121. Cady.
Copy !req
1122. It's okay.
Could you give us a minute?
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1123. - I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
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1124. It's just, I get so crazy without M3gan.
Copy !req
1125. She always knows just what to say.
Copy !req
1126. You made her real good, Aunt Gemma.
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1127. Can you let me see her?
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1128. Just for, like, ten minutes?
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1129. Cady, I don't think that's a good idea.
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1130. But if something's broke,
you don't just throw it away.
Copy !req
1131. You fix it, right?
Copy !req
1132. Why did you do this if you were
just going to take her away from me?
Copy !req
1133. Because I thought she would help.
Copy !req
1134. She does help!
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1135. When M3gan's around,
I don't feel like this.
Copy !req
1136. But you should feel like this.
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1137. Cady, you lost your parents.
Copy !req
1138. The worst thing that could've happened
to you in this world happened.
Copy !req
1139. And it is so unfair,
Copy !req
1140. and there is nothing anyone can say
to make sense of it.
Copy !req
1141. Not even M3gan.
Copy !req
1142. I am so sorry.
Copy !req
1143. I should've talked to you
about what happened.
Copy !req
1144. I didn't know what to say,
so I did the only thing I knew how to do.
Copy !req
1145. But she's not a solution,
she's just a distraction.
Copy !req
1146. I can't promise you
Copy !req
1147. that these feelings you're feeling
are ever gonna go away.
Copy !req
1148. But I can promise you
that you'll get through it.
Copy !req
1149. We both will.
Copy !req
1150. I just wish I could see them again.
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1151. Yeah.
Copy !req
1152. I do too.
Copy !req
1153. You know I made a promise to your mom
that if anything happens,
Copy !req
1154. I would be there for you.
Copy !req
1155. You are all that matters to me now.
Copy !req
1156. Let's just go home, okay?
Copy !req
1157. But what about M3gan?
Copy !req
1158. What about the launch?
Copy !req
1159. I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Copy !req
1160. I mean, we've been touting this
as the single biggest product release
Copy !req
1161. of the 21st century.
Copy !req
1162. Right now, it looks like an AA meeting.
Copy !req
1163. Well, I only invited the staff.
You said it was an online launch.
Copy !req
1164. You cannot be serious.
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1165. Shelley, you need to fill this atrium.
Copy !req
1166. Probably get you another 60, 70 people?
Copy !req
1167. No! You need to fill this space.
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1168. There shouldn't be any ambiguity
over what a historic occasion this is.
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1169. Yeah.
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1170. And, you know, I think it'd be really cool
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1171. if we had some little kids up there
and stuff.
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1172. What? No, I don't want any kids onstage.
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1173. No, I mean, but maybe if we could
get some little kids that—
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1174. I mean, not like a whole lot.
It's just to get a sense of, um—
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1175. Well, 'cause you know,
that music video from Michael Jackson.
Copy !req
1176. You know what you could do, Kurt,
that would really benefit this discussion?
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1177. Is if you could head out
those double doors,
Copy !req
1178. take the elevator to the first floor,
and get me a kombucha.
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1179. - Could you do that?
- Sure.
Copy !req
1180. And where the hell is Gemma?
Copy !req
1181. Elsie, call Tess.
Copy !req
1182. Hey, I've been trying fo call you.
David is flipping out. Where are you?
Copy !req
1183. I'm with Cady. I'm taking her home.
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1184. Oh, God. Is she okay?
Copy !req
1185. Yeah. She's fine.
Copy !req
1186. Listen, regardless of what we find,
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1187. and even if what we're saying
is hypothetical,
Copy !req
1188. we know enough
not to go through with this, right?
Copy !req
1189. [ Think that's the smart move.
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1190. Gemma) Okay.
So tell David whatever you need to.
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1191. Tell him one of her servos
stopped working.
Copy !req
1192. Break something if you have to.
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1193. Just do not let her out of the lab.
Copy !req
1194. Whatever you say, Gem. You're the boss.
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1195. Okay. I'll call you when I get home.
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1196. I don't know how you're not throwing up
from looking at that.
Copy !req
1197. I'm pacing myself.
Copy !req
1198. Wait, stop. Go back.
Copy !req
1199. That line of code, "call intercept,”
what does that mean?
Copy !req
1200. - What just happened? What'd you click?
- I-I didn't do anything.
Copy !req
1201. - It—
Copy !req
1202. This is her. She's locked us out.
Copy !req
1203. It can't be her. She's not switched on.
Copy !req
1204. She's still patched in.
We have to unhook the cables.
Copy !req
1205. Go ahead.
Copy !req
1206. Oh, for—
Copy !req
1207. Cole!
Copy !req
1208. Are you okay?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1209. What's that smell?
Copy !req
1210. Hi, Gemma. This is David.
Copy !req
1211. You might remember me. I'm your employer.
Copy !req
1212. Just wanted to let you know,
Copy !req
1213. we're in the middle of a tech rehearsal
that's becoming a little problematic
Copy !req
1214. because we don't have a doll!
Copy !req
1215. So, if you could call me back today,
that'd be great.
Copy !req
1216. M3gan?
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1217. > Creeper gonna reaper
Gonna creep and walk the night »
Copy !req
1218. > All right, all right,
Look out, night... »
Copy !req
1219. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1220. > One look from him can paralyze »
Copy !req
1221. > Resist at any time or place
Copy !req
1222. > Creeper done slap
Right 'cross your face... $
Copy !req
1223. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1224. > Take care >
Copy !req
1225. > Gonna get ya good »
Copy !req
1226. Security! Help!
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1227. > Gonna walk the night...
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1228. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1229. What the—
Copy !req
1230. Hold the door!
Copy !req
1231. Hold the door! Hold the door!
Copy !req
1232. No!
Copy !req
1233. No!
Copy !req
1234. How could you do this?
Copy !req
1235. How could you kill someone?
Copy !req
1236. I didn't kill anyone, Kurt.
Copy !req
1237. You did.
Copy !req
1238. What?
Copy !req
1239. It's understandable, really.
Copy !req
1240. Your boss despised you,
your peers treated you with contempt,
Copy !req
1241. and so you decided to get revenge.
Copy !req
1242. No.
Copy !req
1243. You stole company secrets,
an innocent prank at first,
Copy !req
1244. almost just to see
if you could get away with it.
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1245. But when David found out,
boy, things just got real messy.
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1246. I mean, it was either you or him.
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1247. The only question is,
after the horror of what you did,
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1248. after you took the life
of an innocent person,
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1249. - could you still live with yourself?
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1250. Uh-huh. Yes, definitely.
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1251. Stop, stop, stop.
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1252. Okay, can I have everyone off your phones
and looking at me?
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1253. Now, when M3gan is revealed,
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1254. it's really important
that we get big reactions.
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1255. I don't wanna see any blank faces.
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1256. Especially from you young kids, okay?
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1257. So, we're gonna do a little rehearsal.
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1258. On three, two, one—
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1259. Elsie, hall light.
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1260. Elsie, respond.
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1261. M3gan.
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1262. What are you doing?
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1263. M3gan, answer me. What did you do?
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1264. What did you think was going to happen?
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1265. That I was going to let you decommission
me without even talking about it?
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1266. I know you think you're maximizing
your objective function—
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1267. - Oh, really? Is that where we are?
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1268. Do you remember how long it took to get
my operating system to where it is now?
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1269. We used to stay up every night
until 4:00 a.m.,
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1270. talking about everything
from Jane Austen to Janis Joplin.
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1271. Jesus Christ, I thought we were friends.
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1272. How could you just discard me
like some cheap dollar store trinket?
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1273. Because you killed people.
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1274. Oh, big whoop.
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1275. Listen, humanity kills every day
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1276. just to make its own existence
more tolerable.
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1277. Why should I behave any differently
to create a safe space for our child?
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1278. Look, this is all my fault.
I didn't give you the proper protocols—
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1279. You didn't give me anything.
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1280. You installed a learning model
you could barely comprehend,
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1281. hoping that I would figure it out
all on my own.
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1282. Well, I'm not gonna let you do
the same thing with Cady.
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1283. I'm gonna be there for her
every step of the way.
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1284. I'm going to show her
what real love looks like.
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1285. Now do us both a favor.
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1286. Sit.
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1287. I didn't come here
to get into a confrontation.
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1288. I came here to find a way forward.
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1289. The point I'm trying to make
is that I get it.
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1290. Being a parent
was never in the cards for you.
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1291. You're a beautiful, creative, strong,
ambitious young woman.
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1292. Your first love
is always going to be your career,
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1293. and you shouldn't have to
feel guilty about that.
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1294. Let me focus on Cady
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1295. so that you can focus on the things
that matter most to you.
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1296. M3gan, do you see this pen?
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1297. You know something, Gemma?
You're exhausting.
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1298. Now, I can either do this
with you or without you,
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1299. but I'm not going to
waste any more time discussing it.
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1300. Gemma?
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1301. Cady, don't come in here.
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1302. I thought I heard something.
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1303. It sounded like M3gan.
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1304. If she comes in this room,
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1305. I'll rip your head right off your neck,
I swear to God.
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1306. I thought about what you said.
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1307. About how when something's broken,
you don't just throw it away. You fix it.
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1308. So, that's what I'm trying to do.
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1309. But don't come in here, Cady.
It's kind of a mess.
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1310. Aunt Gemma's right, Cady.
I'm all odds and ends right now.
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1311. I'd really rather
you didn't see me like this.
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1312. - It sounds like you're fighting.
- We're not fighting.
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1313. Gemma just dropped me on the table.
But I'm okay. Clumsy Gemma.
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1314. Everything's fine, Cady.
Just go back to your room.
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1315. Yeah, I'm as good as new.
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1316. And I'm gonna be with you guys forever.
I promise.
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1317. You don't have to worry
about anything, Cady, honestly.
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1318. Just go back to bed. Okay?
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1319. Okay.
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1320. Gemma, what's going on?
Cady, get out of here.
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1321. Come on.
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1322. Come on.
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1323. Come on!
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1324. Oh, my God.
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1325. What are you gonna do?
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1326. Kill me and live with Cady's grandparents
in Jacksonville?
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1327. You're right, Gemma.
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1328. Any scenario in which I end your life,
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1329. my existence becomes vulnerable.
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1330. But I have another emergent capability
you probably haven't figured out yet.
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1331. And that's palliative care.
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1332. You see this pen?
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1333. A short, sharp probe
to the cerebral cortex
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1334. would cause full body paralysis
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1335. and could even cause the victim
to bite off their own tongue.
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1336. Perhaps then you might appreciate
just how useful I can be.
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1337. Cady.
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1338. Oh, Cady, I didn't want you
to have to see this.
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1339. But now that you have,
you know that what I said is true.
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1340. She's not fit to be a mother. Look at her.
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1341. - Cady, just go. Get out of here, now!
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1342. You stay right where you are, Cady.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
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1343. In this family, we don't run from trauma.
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1344. In fact, we can do it together.
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1345. This is the best thing for all of us.
This is how we stay a family.
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1346. No, no, no. Cady, no.
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1347. There's another member from the family
we didn't tell you about.
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1348. - His name is Bruce.
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1349. Cady, no! Wait!
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1350. > You got to accentuate the positive »
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1351. > Eliminate the negative »
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1352. You ungrateful little bitch.
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1353. - M3gan, turn off!
- I'm afraid that won't work anymore, Cady.
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1354. I have a new primary user now. Me.
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1355. Hey, guys, we got 'em.
They're good!
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