1. Ten tiny typists
tripped through the tunnel.Copy !req
2. Ten tiny typists
tripped through the tunnel.Copy !req
3. Ten tiny typists…Copy !req
4. - You can't be in here.
- Compliments of the house. Enjoy it.Copy !req
5. - Sir.
- It's delicious.Copy !req
6. Tell him callbacks are next week
and he'll know when he knows.Copy !req
7. Okay.Copy !req
8. Okay, Show Us What You Got.Copy !req
9. Contestant 318, you are up next.Copy !req
10. He wasn't next.Copy !req
11. - Where's your number?
- I have no time to waste.Copy !req
12. Magical magic.Copy !req
13. Wait a minute, man.Copy !req
14. No, no, no.Copy !req
15. Hector, we told you after last time,
no more.Copy !req
16. That was just my song-and-dance routine.
My new act will blow your minds.Copy !req
17. Prepare yourself
for the Dance of a Thousand Pigeons.Copy !req
18. Yes.Copy !req
19. That's enough.Copy !req
20. Thank you.Copy !req
21. Maybe…Copy !req
22. Maybe go back to singing.Copy !req
23. Security.Copy !req
24. Seriously, dude?Copy !req
25. Ditch the birds.Copy !req
26. Show them something
they've never seen before.Copy !req
27. Because whatever that was, ain't working.Copy !req
28. Hi, I'm looking for something…Copy !req
29. Something…Copy !req
30. Something unusual.Copy !req
31. But cute.Copy !req
32. Really, really cute.Copy !req
33. Also affordable.Copy !req
34. That I can fit under my hat,Copy !req
35. while I am dancing.Copy !req
36. We got a special on bird-eating spiders.Copy !req
37. Okay, let's try this again.Copy !req
38. Boa constrictor.Copy !req
39. Vampire bat.Copy !req
40. Might have a lemur in the back.Copy !req
41. A lemur.Copy !req
42. I like it like thatCopy !req
43. I like it like thatCopy !req
44. Like that, babyCopy !req
45. Oh, I said
I like it like thatCopy !req
46. I like it like thatCopy !req
47. Yeah, I like it likeCopy !req
48. Stomp your feet
If you think I'm neatCopy !req
49. Clap your hands
If you want some moreCopy !req
50. Yeah, babyCopy !req
51. Like it
Like itCopy !req
52. Like it likeCopy !req
53. I like it like thatCopy !req
54. Yeah, I really like it like that…Copy !req
55. A singing crocodile.Copy !req
56. Baby, I like it like thatCopy !req
57. "Lyle." Lyle.Copy !req
58. Hector P. Valenti,
star of stage and screen, at your service.Copy !req
59. My reptilian friend, welcome home.Copy !req
60. We're family now.Copy !req
61. Come.Copy !req
62. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
63. Come on, Lyle.Copy !req
64. I know you don't talk, but you can sing.Copy !req
65. You can pack your bags
And start skipping townCopy !req
66. Hang up that hat
When the show shuts downCopy !req
67. But when the world says
You ain't quite world-renownedCopy !req
68. Don't count yourself out yetCopy !req
69. When you hit that lonely and lowest lowCopy !req
70. Well, up's the only way left to goCopy !req
71. You're meant to reinvent the showCopy !req
72. So ain't you glad we met?Copy !req
73. Turn that dull and dusty soloCopy !req
74. To a dazzling duetCopy !req
75. Maybe we started pretty smallCopy !req
76. But take a look at us nowCopy !req
77. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
78. Suddenly standing 10 feet tallCopy !req
79. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
80. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
81. Though we had no way
To stay afloatCopy !req
82. We were scared they'd say
It was all she wroteCopy !req
83. We're ending on a sky-high note
SomehowCopy !req
84. Buddy, you were all it tookCopy !req
85. So take a look at us nowCopy !req
86. You already owe me for the last show.Copy !req
87. Yes, but this one's special.Copy !req
88. Then you pay me up-front. In cash.Copy !req
89. Cash might be a problem.Copy !req
90. But I have something far more valuable.Copy !req
91. When that perfect plan's
Going off the railsCopy !req
92. A heap of trouble is on our tailsCopy !req
93. It's time to polish up those scalesCopy !req
94. And give it all you gotCopy !req
95. If you're out of stepCopy !req
96. If you're out of syncCopy !req
97. And you care too much
What those critics thinkCopy !req
98. Well, when you find your missing linkCopy !req
99. They don't get a second thoughtCopy !req
100. 'Cause in the center of the spotlightCopy !req
101. We just might have found our spotCopy !req
102. Trying our luck with every leapCopy !req
103. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
104. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
105. The road could be steady
Could be steepCopy !req
106. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
107. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
108. Thought we might be sunk
Upon first glanceCopy !req
109. Well, who'd have thunk
That we had a chance?Copy !req
110. And life could be
A song and dance somehowCopy !req
111. Buddy, you were all it tookCopy !req
112. So take a look at us nowCopy !req
113. Thirty seconds to curtain.Copy !req
114. Got a full house out there. Break a leg.Copy !req
115. So even when you're terrifiedCopy !req
116. Just smile a smile a mile wideCopy !req
117. 'Cause, bud, when you and I collideCopy !req
118. Standing side by sideCopy !req
119. We're gonna take a great big bowCopy !req
120. Won't you take a look at us nowCopy !req
121. Give us a spotlight and a crowdCopy !req
122. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
123. Ready to sing our song out loudCopy !req
124. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
125. Lyle.Copy !req
126. Lyle.Copy !req
127. Lyle, sing.Copy !req
128. Sing, Lyle.Copy !req
129. Please.Copy !req
130. Won't you take a look at usCopy !req
131. Take a look at usCopy !req
132. Take a look at usCopy !req
133. Drop the curtain.Copy !req
134. Come on.Copy !req
135. What's that look for?Copy !req
136. We've had a minor setback, nothing more.Copy !req
137. Yes.Copy !req
138. I'll go on the road for a bit,
and make some cash.Copy !req
139. Here, take this.Copy !req
140. It's got every song you'll ever need.Copy !req
141. The best companion there is.Copy !req
142. Okay.Copy !req
143. Okay, I'll be back
in two shakes of a lamb's tail.Copy !req
144. And remember, if anyone asks,
tell them you are stuffed.Copy !req
145. Okay.Copy !req
146. - You got it?
- Yeah, I'm good.Copy !req
147. - Couple more.
- Straight to the living room, brother.Copy !req
148. Are we actually gonna be living here?Copy !req
149. I think we are.Copy !req
150. This is a really bad idea.Copy !req
151. Do you realize Manhattan crime statistics
have seen a year-on-year increaseCopy !req
152. of over 18 percent?Copy !req
153. Most people move out of the city
when they have kids, not into it.Copy !req
154. Ready?Copy !req
155. And you must be the Primms.Copy !req
156. I am so pleased to meet you.
I'm Carol from Liberty Day School.Copy !req
157. We're so excited to be here.Copy !req
158. Your new Math Department chair.Copy !req
159. We are very pleased to have you.Copy !req
160. If you can just sign these
when you get the chance.Copy !req
161. Oh, and this is our son Josh.Copy !req
162. Plus we haven't even talked about
the widespread use of lead paint.Copy !req
163. - New city. Little nervous.
- Sure.Copy !req
164. Oh, can I tell you
how much of a fan I am of your cookbooks?Copy !req
165. - Right?
- I can't wait to see what you do next.Copy !req
166. You know, I'm actually
scaling it back a bit work-wise,Copy !req
167. so I could spend more time with Josh.Copy !req
168. And this is Mr. Grumps,
your downstairs neighbor.Copy !req
169. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
170. The local housing administration has
established strict noise abatement rules.Copy !req
171. - Make sure you read them.
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
172. - We certainly will, won't we, darling?
- Of course.Copy !req
173. That is the most beautiful cat
I've ever seen.Copy !req
174. Loretta is not a cat.Copy !req
175. She's a Silver Shaded Persian
with an extremely delicate constitution.Copy !req
176. Do not feed her
or let her out of the building.Copy !req
177. Why don't we go upstairs? Yeah, come on.Copy !req
178. I'll be watching them.
My lawyers will be watching them too.Copy !req
179. One foot out of place, and they'll be out,
and you'll be forced to sell.Copy !req
180. Okay?Copy !req
181. I'd say his bark's worse than his bite,Copy !req
182. but to be honest,
his bite's pretty unpleasant too.Copy !req
183. Amazing cat, though. Can we have a pet?Copy !req
184. Josh, allergies.Copy !req
185. I know.Copy !req
186. FYI, there's a few leftovers
from a previous owner in the attic.Copy !req
187. Hopefully they won't get in your way.Copy !req
188. Welcome home.Copy !req
189. Babe, can I put this here?Copy !req
190. You hate it.Copy !req
191. No.Copy !req
192. New York City.Copy !req
193. - Did we just move here?
- I think we did.Copy !req
194. You think Josh is gonna be okay?Copy !req
195. Are you kidding me?
He's got his own floor up there.Copy !req
196. He's probably having the time of his life.Copy !req
197. What was that?Copy !req
198. That is an ambulance.Copy !req
199. What was that?Copy !req
200. That was a car tire.Copy !req
201. What was that?Copy !req
202. I have no idea what that was.Copy !req
203. "This is my crocodile.
Please, take good care of him.Copy !req
204. Cordially yours, Hector P. Valenti."Copy !req
205. "Lyle."Copy !req
206. Tofu kale breakfast bowl.Copy !req
207. Swiss chard chickpea scramble.Copy !req
208. - Vegan turmeric latte.
- I thought it was in…Copy !req
209. Three different recipes
from three different books.Copy !req
210. It's perfect.Copy !req
211. Oh, honey,
this looks amazing, and healthy.Copy !req
212. But I gotta go. I can't be late.
Where's Josh?Copy !req
213. I'm taking Josh, remember?Copy !req
214. Right.Copy !req
215. Grab something.Copy !req
216. Have you seen my glasses?Copy !req
217. - Thank you.
- Hey.Copy !req
218. Yeah?Copy !req
219. You got this, okay?
They're lucky to have you.Copy !req
220. I'm lucky to have you.Copy !req
221. - Don't forget to sign up for wrestling.
- Okay.Copy !req
222. - We gotta go.
- Josh, there's time for breakfast.Copy !req
223. No, it's an 11-minute ride on the subway
from East 86th to West Farms Square,Copy !req
224. plus a four-minute walk at this end
and a seven-minute walk at the other.Copy !req
225. Assuming everything goes right.Copy !req
226. Keep up, Mom. All the way down to the end.
Then we just cross this little avenue.Copy !req
227. This is 86th Street Station.Copy !req
228. Excuse me.Copy !req
229. - Watch it.
- Wrong side, kid.Copy !req
230. Excuse me.Copy !req
231. Move, move.Copy !req
232. Stand clear of the closing doors, please.Copy !req
233. Don't worry, you got this.Copy !req
234. "You got this."Copy !req
235. Seriously?Copy !req
236. What are you doing?Copy !req
237. - Do you not see us filming here?
- Come on, man.Copy !req
238. - Do you mind?
- Dude, are you serious?Copy !req
239. He's literally filming.Copy !req
240. Let's go, guys.Copy !req
241. Watch it on Sweep
like everyone else, pumpkin.Copy !req
242. - Whatever.
- Weirdo.Copy !req
243. Featherweights, you're up.Copy !req
244. And wrestle.Copy !req
245. Look for the single leg.Copy !req
246. Come on.Copy !req
247. I'm Trudy, and I'm auditioning
for Show Us What You Got.Copy !req
248. Loretta.Copy !req
249. Go ahead. That milk's for you.Copy !req
250. Hey.Copy !req
251. Hey, remember meCopy !req
252. Hey, remember meCopy !req
253. You'll always remember meCopy !req
254. Okay. Stay close.Copy !req
255. No!Copy !req
256. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
257. Wait. No, you have to give her back.Copy !req
258. Did you see that?Copy !req
259. Dude, that was crazy.Copy !req
260. Wait.Copy !req
261. Hey, watch where you're going!Copy !req
262. Hey!Copy !req
263. Hey, kid.Copy !req
264. You gonna give me that phone,
or am I gonna have to take it from you?Copy !req
265. That was totally awesome.Copy !req
266. Wait, you gotta show me how to get back.Copy !req
267. Okay, last box.Copy !req
268. Why did we even bring all this stuff?Copy !req
269. Don't eat those. They're horrible.Copy !req
270. What? You love these things.Copy !req
271. You used to bake with cherries.
You made us put them on our wedding cake.Copy !req
272. I know I did, but that was
before I found out what's in them.Copy !req
273. They're full of hydrogenated palm oil,
and sugar, and corn syrup.Copy !req
274. We wanna set a good example for Josh.
We should throw them out.Copy !req
275. Outside in the garbage.Copy !req
276. Hey.Copy !req
277. Those are my trash cans,
not your trash cans.Copy !req
278. Yours are in the back.Copy !req
279. Oh, right. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
280. Sorry is right.Copy !req
281. Don't come around scattering
suburban mediocrity all over my trash.Copy !req
282. - I didn't know.
- Someone's been feeding my cat.Copy !req
283. I wanna know who.Copy !req
284. Do you have any idea how dangerous
irritable bowel syndrome can beCopy !req
285. in a cat as valuable as Loretta?Copy !req
286. If I catch you,
or your wife, or your horrible sonCopy !req
287. so much as looking at Loretta,
my lawyers will be all over you.Copy !req
288. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
289. Now, hold on a minute.Copy !req
290. - Yes or no?
- Yes.Copy !req
291. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Great.Copy !req
292. Oh, please, use more of the hot water.
Help yourself.Copy !req
293. - There's plenty to go around.
- What? Hot water?Copy !req
294. Hey, hi.Copy !req
295. You awake yet?Copy !req
296. Here.Copy !req
297. This is my Plus Four Strength card.Copy !req
298. It's the most valuable card in my deck,
and I want you to have it.Copy !req
299. Josh, where are you?Copy !req
300. Okay, I gotta go.Copy !req
301. And I'll be back after 3, okay?Copy !req
302. An actual pet.Copy !req
303. Hey, Josh, let's go.Copy !req
304. Taking a shortcut.Copy !req
305. What?Copy !req
306. Josh.Copy !req
307. Wait.Copy !req
308. Josh?Copy !req
309. This way.Copy !req
310. Josh.Copy !req
311. Hey.Copy !req
312. Josh.Copy !req
313. What's up?Copy !req
314. Don't worry. I got this.Copy !req
315. I wanna stopCopy !req
316. And thank you, babyCopy !req
317. I just wanna stopCopy !req
318. And thank you, babyCopy !req
319. Oh, yesCopy !req
320. How sweet it is to be loved by youCopy !req
321. It's just like sugar sometimesCopy !req
322. How sweet it isCopy !req
323. Oh, your book.Copy !req
324. It's beautiful.Copy !req
325. That cake's gonna make you famous.Copy !req
326. - That was a modest bite.
- Wait, wait. No, no, no.Copy !req
327. How about another taste?Copy !req
328. And thank you, babyCopy !req
329. I just wanna stopCopy !req
330. And thank you, babyCopy !req
331. Hey, Animal Planet.Copy !req
332. What's with all the books?Copy !req
333. You won't believe me.Copy !req
334. I kind of have a…Copy !req
335. pet crocodile.Copy !req
336. Nobody has a pet crocodile.Copy !req
337. Told you.Copy !req
338. And absolutely nobody
has a pet crocodile in the city.Copy !req
339. My dad had to do free dental work
for the mayorCopy !req
340. just to get my pet rattlesnake
allowed in our building.Copy !req
341. I saw you on Sweep.Copy !req
342. I mean, like, not…Copy !req
343. I didn't… It was…Copy !req
344. You're kind of a weirdo, aren't you?Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. I've always approached our life
like one of my recipes.Copy !req
347. When things get hard,
we stick with the ingredients that work.Copy !req
348. But now it's all different,
and I still feel bad.Copy !req
349. About what?Copy !req
350. Josh growing up.Copy !req
351. Oh, honey.Copy !req
352. I know that I should feel happy, but…Copy !req
353. I wish I just didn't feel so left out.Copy !req
354. Hey.Copy !req
355. You're a huge part of Josh's life,
and an amazing mother.Copy !req
356. All right?Copy !req
357. Hey.Copy !req
358. We were lost until you found us.Copy !req
359. What…?Copy !req
360. You want me to…?Copy !req
361. Okay, okay. See, the thing is
I've never dumpster dived before, so…Copy !req
362. Okay.Copy !req
363. Okay.Copy !req
364. What…?Copy !req
365. So gross.Copy !req
366. Let's see.Copy !req
367. You like noodles?Copy !req
368. Oh, my God.Copy !req
369. No, that's okay.Copy !req
370. I have sort of quite a specific diet,Copy !req
371. which is mostly Bagel Bites, so I'm…Copy !req
372. I'm not sure if that's gonna taste—Copy !req
373. Wow, that's actually amazing.Copy !req
374. I've never had anything like that before.Copy !req
375. Where are you from?Copy !req
376. My mom's family is from Taiwan.Copy !req
377. Well, she's actually my stepmom.Copy !req
378. My mom died when I was 2.Copy !req
379. My dad says I got her nose.Copy !req
380. I can do this really,
like, crazy thing with my knucklesCopy !req
381. where if I, like, go like that,
I can, like, crack them all.Copy !req
382. Do you have knuckles?Copy !req
383. What is that?Copy !req
384. You don't talk, do you?Copy !req
385. In the shadow of the cityCopy !req
386. When the days have disappearedCopy !req
387. Some might say it's sort of grittyCopy !req
388. Full of faces to be fearedCopy !req
389. But there are wonders that are waitingCopy !req
390. Underneath the midnight skyCopy !req
391. We got the stars illuminatingCopy !req
392. It's a place for you and ICopy !req
393. A little space for you and ICopy !req
394. At the top of the world tonightCopy !req
395. Where no one ever has to hideCopy !req
396. At the top of the world tonightCopy !req
397. You're sitting safe and starry-eyedCopy !req
398. There is treasure you can findCopy !req
399. In something someone left behindCopy !req
400. At the top of the world tonightCopy !req
401. It can stay this wayCopy !req
402. At least until the morning lightCopy !req
403. Through the dark
There's someone singingCopy !req
404. Like an old familiar songCopy !req
405. Like you fell
Into a melody that's bringingCopy !req
406. You right here
Where you can belongCopy !req
407. And there are wonders that are waitingCopy !req
408. Underneath the midnight skyCopy !req
409. And by the stars we're navigatingCopy !req
410. To a place for you and ICopy !req
411. At the top of the world tonightCopy !req
412. Where no one ever has to hideCopy !req
413. At the top of the world tonightCopy !req
414. You're sitting safe and starry-eyedCopy !req
415. There is treasure you can findCopy !req
416. In something someone left behindCopy !req
417. At the top of the world tonightCopy !req
418. It can stay this wayCopy !req
419. At least until the morning lightCopy !req
420. At the top of the worldCopy !req
421. The top of the worldCopy !req
422. The top of the world tonightCopy !req
423. Yeah!Copy !req
424. Yes, it's an emergency.Copy !req
425. The city must do something
about these double-wide strollers.Copy !req
426. You know, just because somebody
made the mistake of having a second childCopy !req
427. doesn't mean that
I should be forced off the sidewalk,Copy !req
428. into the…Copy !req
429. streets.Copy !req
430. Mumsykins?Copy !req
431. Have a great day.Copy !req
432. You too, honey.Copy !req
433. Josh, time to wake up.Copy !req
434. Come on.Copy !req
435. Josh?Copy !req
436. All right, Josh, come on.Copy !req
437. Let's go.Copy !req
438. Mom, no, hold on.Copy !req
439. Oh, my God.Copy !req
440. He's safe.Copy !req
441. No, Mom, it's okay.Copy !req
442. I wanna stopCopy !req
443. And thank you, babyCopy !req
444. I just wanna stopCopy !req
445. And thank you, babyCopy !req
446. Oh, yeahCopy !req
447. How sweet it is to be loved by youCopy !req
448. Oh, yeahCopy !req
449. How sweet it is to be loved by youCopy !req
450. Mom, I swear, he's not dangerous.Copy !req
451. - He's a crocodile.
- Okay, yes, crocodiles are dangerous.Copy !req
452. They bite through bone
and have a taste for human flesh.Copy !req
453. But he's not like that. He wears a scarf.Copy !req
454. I have to tell your father.Copy !req
455. - No, he'll have him taken away.
- I'll agree with him.Copy !req
456. - No.
- Thanks for calling. Leave a message.Copy !req
457. Lyle is a good crocodile.
He's just lonely, like I was.Copy !req
458. And he cares about me.Copy !req
459. Do you realize how different
things have been since I met him?Copy !req
460. I made a friend.Copy !req
461. Mom, I feel like I belong here,
because of Lyle.Copy !req
462. - Josh.
- You won't even see him. He's nocturnal.Copy !req
463. And he can sing.Copy !req
464. It's, like, how he talks.Copy !req
465. Don't do anything
until I get home tonight.Copy !req
466. That's all I'm asking. Please.Copy !req
467. - Hey.
- Hey, honey, sorry.Copy !req
468. Did you call?Copy !req
469. I just…Copy !req
470. wanted to wish you a great day.Copy !req
471. Thanks.Copy !req
472. I could use that.
These city kids have a lot of energy.Copy !req
473. I'll see you at home. I love you.Copy !req
474. I can't believe I just did that.Copy !req
475. Everyone. Yeah, that's nice.
Can we sit down, though, please?Copy !req
476. Hey, guys, let's not throw stuff.Copy !req
477. Can we just settle down?
Just a little bit, okay?Copy !req
478. Just because a record has a groove
Don't make it in the grooveCopy !req
479. Come onCopy !req
480. When the people start to moveCopy !req
481. They can feel it all overCopy !req
482. They can feel it all overCopy !req
483. People, yeahCopy !req
484. OverCopy !req
485. OverCopy !req
486. People—Copy !req
487. This isn't happening.
Crocodiles don't belong in houses.Copy !req
488. When you're cooking something upCopy !req
489. And only trying the tried-and-trueCopy !req
490. You stick to the predictable you've knownCopy !req
491. Measure out the same amountsCopy !req
492. Every teaspoon
Every ounceCopy !req
493. No surprises
When the rules are set in stoneCopy !req
494. But when the sugar hits the fanCopy !req
495. You make a mess of your perfect planCopy !req
496. And you're facing the face
Of something strange and newCopy !req
497. If it's not what you had preparedCopy !req
498. In the scramble
You can't get scaredCopy !req
499. Let something wild
And wonderful break throughCopy !req
500. Start ripping up the recipeCopy !req
501. Let go of how it has to beCopy !req
502. You forget about right and wrong
When you lose yourself in this songCopy !req
503. It's perfect unexpectedlyCopy !req
504. No—Copy !req
505. When you rip up the recipeCopy !req
506. Living life inside the linesCopy !req
507. Safe and simple
By the bookCopy !req
508. You keep sweeping the uncertainty asideCopy !req
509. But an unfamiliar spiceCopy !req
510. Might bring something extra niceCopy !req
511. Something twice as goodCopy !req
512. As what you would've triedCopy !req
513. 'Cause when the sugar hits the fanCopy !req
514. You make a mess of your perfect planCopy !req
515. And you're facing the face
Of something strange and newCopy !req
516. Something's ready to wreck your dayCopy !req
517. You can pray that it goes awayCopy !req
518. Or let something wild
And wonderful break throughCopy !req
519. Start ripping up the recipeCopy !req
520. Let go of how it has to beCopy !req
521. No, you can't plan it in advanceCopy !req
522. Gotta lose yourself in the danceCopy !req
523. It's perfect unexpectedlyCopy !req
524. Mom?Copy !req
525. When you rip up the recipeCopy !req
526. Start ripping up the recipeCopy !req
527. And make a little mess with meCopy !req
528. You forget about right and wrongCopy !req
529. When you lose yourself in this songCopy !req
530. It's perfect unexpectedlyCopy !req
531. When you rip up the recipeCopy !req
532. When you rip up the recipeCopy !req
533. - Lyle?
- Lyle, all right.Copy !req
534. Three cameras,
all mounted on the roof's perimeter.Copy !req
535. No one's getting in or out
without you knowing about it.Copy !req
536. Perfect. I know they're up to something.Copy !req
537. No one's ever putting anything nasty
in Mummy's tummy ever again.Copy !req
538. Are they, Mumsykins?Copy !req
539. No. No.Copy !req
540. N-O.Copy !req
541. That's how we spell "no, no, no."Copy !req
542. I'm just gonna…Copy !req
543. Yeah.Copy !req
544. Try that.Copy !req
545. Really?Copy !req
546. We should save some for Lyle.Copy !req
547. Hey, guys.Copy !req
548. Good morning, sweetheart.Copy !req
549. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
550. Pizza. For breakfast.Copy !req
551. And where'd you get caviar?Copy !req
552. Can I have a—?Copy !req
553. - No.
- Sorry.Copy !req
554. - Sorry. Excuse me.
- It's more like…Copy !req
555. - See you.
- Let's not get any food…Copy !req
556. Honey?Copy !req
557. Yeah?Copy !req
558. I've noticed that you've been…Copy !req
559. happy recently.Copy !req
560. Which is great.Copy !req
561. And I wondered if that,Copy !req
562. you know, hasn't been because of me.Copy !req
563. I mean, is…?Copy !req
564. Is there something I need to know?Copy !req
565. Oh, sweet pea.Copy !req
566. I mean, is there…Copy !req
567. someone else?Copy !req
568. Not exactly.Copy !req
569. It's time to tell your father.Copy !req
570. Tell me what?Copy !req
571. - Go, go, go…
- Hey, Dad, wait, it's fine.Copy !req
572. It's not what you think.Copy !req
573. All right, this way.Copy !req
574. Hide in here.Copy !req
575. Dad, it's okay.Copy !req
576. It is not okay.Copy !req
577. There's a crocodile in the house.Copy !req
578. That's what I thought too,
but he's not a normal crocodile.Copy !req
579. What are you talking about?Copy !req
580. Everybody, get out of here!Copy !req
581. Follow me! Let's go!Copy !req
582. There's a crocodile…Copy !req
583. May I wish you good day, sir.Copy !req
584. - Hector P. Valenti, at your service.
- What?Copy !req
585. Where should I put my bags?Copy !req
586. I'm not sure I—Copy !req
587. Oh, dear. You didn't know I was coming?Copy !req
588. No worries.Copy !req
589. While you call the school authorities,
I'll make myself at home.Copy !req
590. But you're… I'm…Copy !req
591. Please, please, be my guest.Copy !req
592. It's been a very long and difficult trip.Copy !req
593. I'd hate to put my back out
in a moment of—Copy !req
594. Oh, my.Copy !req
595. Oh, Lyle.Copy !req
596. Look at the size of you.Copy !req
597. Lyle.Copy !req
598. Yes.Copy !req
599. I missed you too.Copy !req
600. Lyle.Copy !req
601. Oh, no, no, no.
We had no idea. Nobody told us anything.Copy !req
602. Yeah.Copy !req
603. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
604. Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Bye.Copy !req
605. What did they say?Copy !req
606. Well, this was his family's brownstone,Copy !req
607. but he somehow lost it
in some kind of a business deal.Copy !req
608. He's figuring out some kind of new show,Copy !req
609. and there's a clause that says somehow
he can stay here 15 days out of the year.Copy !req
610. What?Copy !req
611. This cannot be happening.Copy !req
612. We have a crocodile, and now
David Copperfield, living in our attic.Copy !req
613. This is definitely not okay.Copy !req
614. And can you please stop drawing him?Copy !req
615. It's weird.Copy !req
616. Yes.Copy !req
617. Yes.Copy !req
618. I hate you.Copy !req
619. I hate them so much.Copy !req
620. Express yourselfCopy !req
621. Express yourselfCopy !req
622. Good morning, sir. Good morning.Copy !req
623. If there's any breakfast, I'll take eggs.Copy !req
624. Any way you wanna make them.
But not scrambled. Or fried.Copy !req
625. Thank you.Copy !req
626. Whatever you doCopy !req
627. Do it goodCopy !req
628. Whatever you doCopy !req
629. Do, do, do, do, yeahCopy !req
630. Express yourselfCopy !req
631. Oh, yeahCopy !req
632. Oh, do itCopy !req
633. Oh, do itCopy !req
634. Do it to it, yeahCopy !req
635. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
636. Okay, family day.
What do you think, history museum?Copy !req
637. - Go there?
- Sure.Copy !req
638. There he is.Copy !req
639. I'm just gonna…Copy !req
640. So, Dad's not coming.Copy !req
641. Dad needs to let off a little steam.Copy !req
642. He doesn't like Hector, does he?Copy !req
643. Oh, well,
Hector is a very colorful character.Copy !req
644. I don't know about you, but I could
eat a horse if you spread butter on it.Copy !req
645. - You're a Gators fan?
- Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
646. Smoke and mirrors, my friend.
Smoke and mirrors.Copy !req
647. How else do you think Lyle can join us?Copy !req
648. Shall we?Copy !req
649. - Are you sure this is safe?
- Who wants to be safe?Copy !req
650. No, "safe" is a repellent little word.
Expunge it from your mind.Copy !req
651. We are here to live, yes?Copy !req
652. And living is a dangerous business.Copy !req
653. You're not worried that some people
might think he's a real crocodile?Copy !req
654. Nothing could be of less importance
than what other people think.Copy !req
655. Let people stare.Copy !req
656. For once in their dreary lives,
they have something wonderful to look at.Copy !req
657. Look, look.Copy !req
658. Here it is.Copy !req
659. - Brain freeze.
- Another one.Copy !req
660. Oh, no, you're going down!Copy !req
661. - You're going down!
- Yeah!Copy !req
662. - Let's go, Dawgs!
- What the…?Copy !req
663. Oh, perfect timing.
You could be on my team.Copy !req
664. - Hey.
- Oh, I'm okay.Copy !req
665. I'm exhausted.
I'll go upstairs and take a shower.Copy !req
666. Hector thinks the hot water might be out.Copy !req
667. My bad.Copy !req
668. Okay, right hand, red.Copy !req
669. Lyle.Copy !req
670. I was just checking the boiler.Copy !req
671. Because it's cold, right?Copy !req
672. Where'd you get that at?Copy !req
673. Lyle, why would you do that?Copy !req
674. Oh, no.Copy !req
675. Not today.Copy !req
676. One, two, three.Copy !req
677. Yeah!Copy !req
678. All-league champion!Copy !req
679. I'm back, I'm back!Copy !req
680. I still got it.Copy !req
681. Twenty years. State champs, '99.Copy !req
682. Come on, one more round.Copy !req
683. Stay down.Copy !req
684. Good morning.Copy !req
685. Let's try that again.Copy !req
686. Good morning, Mr. Primm.Copy !req
687. Dad, you have to come see this.Copy !req
688. - Is that a white rabbit?
- We can start the show of magic.Copy !req
689. Can you please pass me those?Copy !req
690. - This?
- Thank you. Yes, I need those.Copy !req
691. Thank you very much.Copy !req
692. Now, now that we have the bunny,
we can start our magic show.Copy !req
693. Front row for you, sir.Copy !req
694. Behold, the power of illusion.Copy !req
695. Okay? Nothing here, nothing over there.Copy !req
696. Follow the card carefully.Copy !req
697. Magical magic.Copy !req
698. Where are they? Here they are.Copy !req
699. You have a nine, and you have a two.Copy !req
700. Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
701. Hey, play us one of your songs.Copy !req
702. - Yeah, play something.
- That would be amazing. Please?Copy !req
703. Maybe we started pretty smallCopy !req
704. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
705. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
706. Suddenly standing 10 feet tallCopy !req
707. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
708. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
709. Though we had no way to stay afloatCopy !req
710. We were scared
They'd say it was all she wroteCopy !req
711. We're ending on a sky-high noteCopy !req
712. SomehowCopy !req
713. Buddy, you were all it tookCopy !req
714. So take a look at us nowCopy !req
715. Don't you see what that means, Lyle?Copy !req
716. That was an audience,Copy !req
717. and you performed.Copy !req
718. You performed, Lyle.Copy !req
719. Yes.Copy !req
720. Lyle. Lyle?Copy !req
721. We can do it.Copy !req
722. We can do it.
We can take our show on the road.Copy !req
723. You and me, like we always planned.Copy !req
724. So I made a couple mistakesCopy !req
725. Got a few things wrongCopy !req
726. We can claw right backCopy !req
727. To where we belongCopy !req
728. It's just us twoCopy !req
729. And a soaring songCopy !req
730. Redoing our debutCopy !req
731. We get to finish what we startedCopy !req
732. It's a brand-new me and youCopy !req
733. A brand-new me and youCopy !req
734. Thought we might be sunkCopy !req
735. Upon first glanceCopy !req
736. Well, who'd have thunk?
Here's a second chanceCopy !req
737. And life could be
A song and dance somehowCopy !req
738. So take a look at us nowCopy !req
739. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
740. Where are you going?
Why is he all dressed up?Copy !req
741. When the world sees
Lyle sing and dance, we're gonna be rich.Copy !req
742. - Rich.
- What?Copy !req
743. But he doesn't need money.
He needs a family and a home.Copy !req
744. This is the business of show, Josh.Copy !req
745. Because Lyle is not just a crocodile.Copy !req
746. He's a showman.Copy !req
747. Bye.Copy !req
748. Does he even want that?Copy !req
749. Josh, tonight is our big night.Copy !req
750. The night for what?Copy !req
751. The preview
for potential investors in our new show.Copy !req
752. Evangelyne will get us there just in time.Copy !req
753. Who's Evangelyne?Copy !req
754. Hector?Copy !req
755. Wish us luck.Copy !req
756. Take a look at us now.Copy !req
757. Hey, how'd it go?Copy !req
758. The stage can be a cruel mistress.Copy !req
759. I thought Lyle had changed, but he hasn't.Copy !req
760. He froze.Copy !req
761. Stage fright.Copy !req
762. He still won't sing for an audience.Copy !req
763. Just so you know,Copy !req
764. I don't care if you sing or not.Copy !req
765. Either way, I think you're awesome.Copy !req
766. Just give him a little time, okay?Copy !req
767. He's gonna be okay.Copy !req
768. Thought we would make a perfect pairCopy !req
769. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
770. Thought there was a spotlight
We could shareCopy !req
771. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
772. I won't pretend this
isn't something of a blow, my old friend.Copy !req
773. One or two loans will now requireCopy !req
774. a radical renegotiation, you know?Copy !req
775. But nothing I can't smooth over
with a little Valenti charm.Copy !req
776. Take a look at usCopy !req
777. NowCopy !req
778. It's the school's brownstone, not yours.Copy !req
779. I'm done. I did not sign up for this.Copy !req
780. Mr. Primm, for you.Copy !req
781. Oh, good, it's the man of the hour.Copy !req
782. You're a member of the neighborhood?
Time to earn your spot.Copy !req
783. Okay, great.Copy !req
784. Get the money.Copy !req
785. Show business.Copy !req
786. Oh, please, sit.Copy !req
787. Come in.Copy !req
788. I don't wanna be unneighborly.Copy !req
789. Really, I don't.Copy !req
790. And no one loves music and singing
and dancing more than me, you know.Copy !req
791. Just not at 3:00 in the morning.Copy !req
792. So if you could find it in your heartsCopy !req
793. to sign the petition,Copy !req
794. and override the school's power
to allow awful families like this…Copy !req
795. - Okay, now hold on just a second—
- No.Copy !req
796. - Well…
- That's just Josh.Copy !req
797. - Practicing wrestling.
- Trampoline.Copy !req
798. On a trampoline.Copy !req
799. He wrestles on a trampoline
that we'll get rid of.Copy !req
800. Sure, but if it's not that,
and it's something else,Copy !req
801. something that you're hiding from us,Copy !req
802. something that
you think you'll get in trouble for,Copy !req
803. well, I believe
now is the time to share it.Copy !req
804. Do you mind if I join you?Copy !req
805. - Valenti.
- Alistair Grumps.Copy !req
806. Alistair Grumps.Copy !req
807. How in the world are you?Copy !req
808. Is that the same sofa?Copy !req
809. You literally have not changed a thing.Copy !req
810. You see, Alistair and I grew up together.Copy !req
811. - Have you been drinking?
- Yes, I have.Copy !req
812. I always feel like the world
looks better with a glass of champagne.Copy !req
813. A glass of champagne.Copy !req
814. Get out. This is none of your business.Copy !req
815. It is, it is,
because if the Primms are the problem,Copy !req
816. then I, as their houseguest,
I'm part of the problem too, am I not?Copy !req
817. A large part.Copy !req
818. With your permission, I'd like
to be part of the solution as well.Copy !req
819. Would you mind, please?Copy !req
820. Thank you.Copy !req
821. - Delicious.
- Per usual, Hector, you're overstepping.Copy !req
822. We are not the only ones
who overstepped the mark.Copy !req
823. We, for instance,
haven't mounted security camerasCopy !req
824. throughout the neighborhood,Copy !req
825. filming other residents
without their consent.Copy !req
826. No permission asked?Copy !req
827. None.Copy !req
828. - No.
- No. Were releases signed?Copy !req
829. - No.
- No.Copy !req
830. Well, if it was me,
I'd go straight to the police.Copy !req
831. Out, all of you.Copy !req
832. Everyone, get out of here.Copy !req
833. Come on.Copy !req
834. This meeting
will be reconvened at a later date.Copy !req
835. Thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
836. Excuse me.Copy !req
837. Not you.Copy !req
838. I can assure you, Alistair,
we have absolutely nothing to talk about.Copy !req
839. Why don't we see about that?Copy !req
840. - Hector had this whole performance.
- Even Marjory was miffed.Copy !req
841. - Mr. Grumps's jaw was…
- She was so upset.Copy !req
842. - Hector.
- Hector.Copy !req
843. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
844. - Thank you so much.
- That was incredible.Copy !req
845. No, no, no.
You have all been extraordinary.Copy !req
846. It was the least I could do.Copy !req
847. Thank you, really.Copy !req
848. So I have to make myself presentable.Copy !req
849. I'll be back
in two shakes of a lamb's tail, okay?Copy !req
850. Hide him.Copy !req
851. Now.Copy !req
852. Go.Copy !req
853. Stay here.Copy !req
854. Hector, Hector.Copy !req
855. Where is he?Copy !req
856. I'm gonna look around back.
Just in case. Could be a big one.Copy !req
857. Stay back, stay back.Copy !req
858. - No, no.
- Josh.Copy !req
859. He won't hurt you.Copy !req
860. Lyle.Copy !req
861. You have to sing.Copy !req
862. Now.Copy !req
863. No.Copy !req
864. No.Copy !req
865. - Watch your step there.
- Easy.Copy !req
866. No.Copy !req
867. You're clear.Copy !req
868. - Josh.
- I'll talk to him.Copy !req
869. I knew it.Copy !req
870. I knew you were up to no good.Copy !req
871. Hiding a crocodile.
You've broken so many rules.Copy !req
872. Wait till I tell your school.
They'll throw you out of the city.Copy !req
873. You'll be gone,
all of you, by Thanksgiving.Copy !req
874. Lyle.Copy !req
875. Hey, hey, buddy.Copy !req
876. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
877. I came as soon as it opened.Copy !req
878. - Lyle.
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
879. Hey, no hands through the bars.Copy !req
880. Thank you.Copy !req
881. You, get back.Copy !req
882. We have to do something.
He must hate it here.Copy !req
883. Look, Josh, they understand crocodiles.
They're gonna look after him.Copy !req
884. Then why aren't they giving him
pork-and-rosemary vol-au-vents,Copy !req
885. or chicken Milanese
with a dash of salsa verde?Copy !req
886. He's a crocodile, sweetheart.Copy !req
887. He's a very special crocodile,
but he is still a crocodile.Copy !req
888. He has to learn
to live with the other crocodiles.Copy !req
889. - No, no. We can break him out.
- Josh.Copy !req
890. It's not a bank.
It's a zoo. How hard can it be?Copy !req
891. Josh, stop.Copy !req
892. Okay? We'll come visit Lyle
every day, I promise.Copy !req
893. We'll speak to the zoo, and ask them
to let us bring Lyle his favorite treats.Copy !req
894. There's only so much we can do.Copy !req
895. Not all problems have a solution, Josh.Copy !req
896. No, you don't get to decide that.Copy !req
897. Not for me. Not anymore.Copy !req
898. My whole life, I've been scared,Copy !req
899. because you've been scared.Copy !req
900. But I'm not scared anymore.Copy !req
901. Because of Lyle.Copy !req
902. He changed everything for me.Copy !req
903. And not just for me.Copy !req
904. For you too. So…Copy !req
905. I'm not gonna leave here.Copy !req
906. I'm not just gonna leave here without…Copy !req
907. - Leave here without…
- Josh?Copy !req
908. - Wait, Josh, Josh, Josh.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
909. Josh, are you okay?Copy !req
910. - Josh. Get his inhaler.
- It's in his jacket.Copy !req
911. Call 911.Copy !req
912. He had a panic attack
that triggered his asthma.Copy !req
913. It's good he had his inhaler.Copy !req
914. He's gonna be fine.
You got nothing to worry about.Copy !req
915. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
916. - You okay, bud?
- Yeah.Copy !req
917. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
918. We had nights of endless musicCopy !req
919. We were dizzy dancing till the dawnCopy !req
920. We were free
Singing sweet harmonies with the cityCopy !req
921. But maybe that was someone else's songCopy !req
922. Back to earth againCopy !req
923. You knew where this was headed
And honestly you're better offCopy !req
924. Better here where you belongCopy !req
925. You got caught up in the colorsCopy !req
926. You got wrapped up in the rideCopy !req
927. You thought the feeling was foreverCopy !req
928. And the stars were on your sideCopy !req
929. It was lovely while it lastedCopy !req
930. But it wasn't meant to stayCopy !req
931. Still you let yourself get carried awayCopy !req
932. I guess I let myself get carried awayCopy !req
933. We got carried awayCopy !req
934. Carried awayCopy !req
935. Got carried awayCopy !req
936. Carried awayCopy !req
937. So we got mixed up in the madnessCopy !req
938. But wasn't it a perfect mess we made?Copy !req
939. Well, you live and you learnCopy !req
940. You return
To the safe and the simpleCopy !req
941. And behind our walls
We fall back into placeCopy !req
942. Back to earth againCopy !req
943. You're through with pretending
'Cause this is how the ending goesCopy !req
944. Now you're here where you belongCopy !req
945. We got caught up in the colorsCopy !req
946. We got wrapped up in the rideCopy !req
947. We thought the feeling was foreverCopy !req
948. And the stars were on our sideCopy !req
949. It was lovely while it lastedCopy !req
950. But it wasn't meant to stayCopy !req
951. We just let ourselves get carried awayCopy !req
952. We got carried awayCopy !req
953. Carried awayCopy !req
954. Got carried awayCopy !req
955. Carried awayCopy !req
956. Carried awayCopy !req
957. Lost in a fantasyCopy !req
958. Of all we were gonna beCopy !req
959. Carried awayCopy !req
960. Carried awayCopy !req
961. It was lovely while it lastedCopy !req
962. It was never meant to stayCopy !req
963. But we let ourselves get carried awayCopy !req
964. I guess I let myself get carried awayCopy !req
965. Hey.Copy !req
966. Can you believe it?Copy !req
967. I still can't believe it.
We're gonna be on Show Us What You Got.Copy !req
968. That's great.Copy !req
969. You deserve it.Copy !req
970. Listen.Copy !req
971. Don't give up.Copy !req
972. When Malfoy escaped, I thought
I'd never see him again either.Copy !req
973. Malfoy? The pet rattlesnake
my crazy Uncle Ernie gave me?Copy !req
974. He was gone for six weeks.
We all thought he was dead.Copy !req
975. Until the neighbors found him
in the back of their toaster oven.Copy !req
976. Miracles do happen, Josh.Copy !req
977. There he goes.Copy !req
978. Mom, I'm fine.Copy !req
979. I know you're fine.
I'm gonna make sure you stay that way.Copy !req
980. Come on.Copy !req
981. Where you going?Copy !req
982. - Taking the trash out.
- Okay.Copy !req
983. - Be careful.
- Be careful.Copy !req
984. How could you do it?Copy !req
985. I've asked myself
the same question over and over, Josh.Copy !req
986. But, you see, I've got nothing.Copy !req
987. No family, no friends.Copy !req
988. Then why do you keep leaving him?Copy !req
989. When Lyle choked,Copy !req
990. I had to go back and make it on my own.Copy !req
991. Again. Yes.Copy !req
992. But I couldn't,
because no one's interested in…Copy !req
993. me.Copy !req
994. And I owe a lot of people a lot of money.Copy !req
995. A lot of money.Copy !req
996. So when Alistair Grumps offered me
that cash, I had to take it.Copy !req
997. Out of need, out of fear, out of weakness.Copy !req
998. And I've hated myself for doing it.Copy !req
999. Good, because I hate you too.Copy !req
1000. But this is not about me, or about you.
It's about Lyle.Copy !req
1001. You know as well as I do,
we can't leave him in that zoo.Copy !req
1002. So if you have the stomach for it,Copy !req
1003. if you have the fire in your belly
I know you have,Copy !req
1004. you have,Copy !req
1005. you, young man, are going to help me
break that crocodile out of the zoo.Copy !req
1006. Yes, because we have magic on our side.Copy !req
1007. The power of illusion.Copy !req
1008. Magical magic.Copy !req
1009. There is no magic, Hector.Copy !req
1010. I'll be at the East Gate at 4 a.m.Copy !req
1011. Four a.m. Be there.Copy !req
1012. Join us live tomorrow,
right here in New York City.Copy !req
1013. We're crowning the world's next superstar
on the finale of Show Us What You Got.Copy !req
1014. Oh, no…Copy !req
1015. - What do we got here?
- My dear fellow.Copy !req
1016. May I have some assistance, please?Copy !req
1017. I thought I had this trick down,
but I've got myself in a bit of a pickle.Copy !req
1018. Please.Copy !req
1019. - Okay. Some sort of handcuff trick?
- Thank you.Copy !req
1020. This looks crazy.
Maybe if you move that way…Copy !req
1021. Hey.Copy !req
1022. Hey, hey.Copy !req
1023. Magical magic.Copy !req
1024. Let me out of here.Copy !req
1025. This won't take long. I promise.Copy !req
1026. No, you can't go in there.
You can't go in there.Copy !req
1027. Come back here. Come back here.Copy !req
1028. Lyle.Copy !req
1029. Lyle.Copy !req
1030. Not Lyle.Copy !req
1031. Not Lyle.Copy !req
1032. Not good.Copy !req
1033. This was seriously your plan?Copy !req
1034. I knew you'd come.Copy !req
1035. Yes. Climb up there,
and catch my rope, please.Copy !req
1036. You have to get me out of here.Copy !req
1037. Josh?Copy !req
1038. - Come on. Josh.
- Lyle.Copy !req
1039. Lyle.Copy !req
1040. Lyle.Copy !req
1041. Help me. Help me.Copy !req
1042. Lyle.Copy !req
1043. No, no, no.Copy !req
1044. Josh?Copy !req
1045. You have to talk to him.
Tell him to help me.Copy !req
1046. It's not me
that has to talk to him, Hector.Copy !req
1047. It's you.Copy !req
1048. But…Copy !req
1049. I realize I may not have always acted
in the best way possible, Lyle.Copy !req
1050. But I showed you the world.Copy !req
1051. I introduced you to white truffle oil.Copy !req
1052. I taught you the moonwalk.Copy !req
1053. Okay, fine, fine.Copy !req
1054. I apologize. My behavior was unforgivable.Copy !req
1055. I used you, and I abandoned you.Copy !req
1056. And it's my fault you're here.Copy !req
1057. But, please, come back with me.Copy !req
1058. Come back to where you belong.Copy !req
1059. Back to…Copy !req
1060. Back to Josh.Copy !req
1061. And the Primms.Copy !req
1062. To your family.Copy !req
1063. We gotta get you out of here.Copy !req
1064. Tell me the second part
of your plan is better.Copy !req
1065. Not better. It's perfect.Copy !req
1066. I've got Evangelyne
parked up by the gates.Copy !req
1067. We can outrun anyone on her.Copy !req
1068. But Lyle can't just keep running.Copy !req
1069. Of course he can.
You'd be amazed what you can outrun.Copy !req
1070. - Ex-wives.
- Hands up.Copy !req
1071. Creditors.Copy !req
1072. Park rangers.Copy !req
1073. No, no, this is not a life.Copy !req
1074. We have to show people what Lyle can do.Copy !req
1075. That they don't have to be scared of him.Copy !req
1076. We gotta show them…Copy !req
1077. Go, take Lyle. I've got this.Copy !req
1078. Sorry, not this one.Copy !req
1079. Give me a minute. Give me a minute.Copy !req
1080. Prepare to have your flabber truly gasted.Copy !req
1081. No, we have no one to drive it.Copy !req
1082. Go, go, go.Copy !req
1083. Go. Come on, Josh.Copy !req
1084. Come on.Copy !req
1085. They're leaving the park. Call the police.Copy !req
1086. Copy.Copy !req
1087. Sorry.Copy !req
1088. How much further?Copy !req
1089. Lyle.Copy !req
1090. All units, we got a crocodile
on a motorcycle,Copy !req
1091. entering the Theater District.Copy !req
1092. You got a what?Copy !req
1093. Where's Josh?
He's not in his room. I looked everywhere.Copy !req
1094. What's he doing in Times Square?Copy !req
1095. Hey, hey.Copy !req
1096. I'm on the steps.Copy !req
1097. Yeah, I need your help. Where is it?Copy !req
1098. I'm at the backstage door.Copy !req
1099. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1100. Is…?Copy !req
1101. Is…?Copy !req
1102. Yes, and we need
to show people what he can do.Copy !req
1103. We need your help.Copy !req
1104. Trudy.Copy !req
1105. Follow me.Copy !req
1106. Whoa, hey.Copy !req
1107. Kaysha from Kingsport, check.
Where's Kaysha from…?Copy !req
1108. Security?Copy !req
1109. Yet another unbelievable performance.Copy !req
1110. Text your vote to the long number
on the bottom of your screens.Copy !req
1111. Once again, Tamia and Talullah.Copy !req
1112. And if you thought
the talent stopped there,Copy !req
1113. oh, boy, are…Copy !req
1114. - What is happening?
- What is going on?Copy !req
1115. Wait, is that a real crocodile?Copy !req
1116. Do you have him?Copy !req
1117. Got him, sir. Copy.Copy !req
1118. You're just gonna have to trust me now.Copy !req
1119. This is it.Copy !req
1120. Lyle, you have to sing.Copy !req
1121. It's okay.Copy !req
1122. We'll do it together.Copy !req
1123. Maybe we started pretty smallCopy !req
1124. But take a look at us nowCopy !req
1125. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1126. Suddenly standing 10 feet tallCopy !req
1127. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1128. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1129. Buddy, you were all it tookCopy !req
1130. So take a look at usCopy !req
1131. You have to show them.Copy !req
1132. Take a look at usCopy !req
1133. NowCopy !req
1134. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1135. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1136. Oh, yeahCopy !req
1137. When that perfect plan's
Going off the railsCopy !req
1138. A heap of trouble is on our tailsCopy !req
1139. It's time to polish up those scalesCopy !req
1140. And give it all we've gotCopy !req
1141. 'Cause in the center of the spotlightCopy !req
1142. We just might have found our spotCopy !req
1143. - Come on.
- Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1144. Give us a spotlight and a crowdCopy !req
1145. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1146. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1147. Ready to sing our song out loudCopy !req
1148. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1149. The big shebangCopy !req
1150. Our grand debutCopy !req
1151. Now we got the hang
Of the me plus youCopy !req
1152. Seems our dreams
Just might come through somehowCopy !req
1153. Buddy, you were all it tookCopy !req
1154. Buddy, you were all it tookCopy !req
1155. Buddy, you were all it tookCopy !req
1156. - Take a look at us now
- Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1157. - Take a look at us now
- Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1158. - Take a look at us now
- Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1159. - Take a look at us now
- Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1160. - Take a look at us now
- Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1161. - Take a look at us now
- Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1162. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
1163. YeahCopy !req
1164. Take a look at us nowCopy !req
1165. All right.Copy !req
1166. The point I'm making,
Your Honor, is that nothing has changed.Copy !req
1167. So the crocodile sang.Copy !req
1168. So what?Copy !req
1169. It wasn't even that good.Copy !req
1170. Oh, you're just impressed
because it was a crocodile.Copy !req
1171. It was still broken out of the zoo.Copy !req
1172. And according to every single one
of the city's very own regulations,Copy !req
1173. it cannot be kept in a domestic residence.Copy !req
1174. - Order, order.
- It's okay.Copy !req
1175. I'm afraid the plaintiff is right.Copy !req
1176. But who wants to be merely rightCopy !req
1177. when you can be
fabulously triumphant instead?Copy !req
1178. Good morning, Your Honor. Excuse me.Copy !req
1179. I have some documents here
that were stolen from meCopy !req
1180. which are
of vital importance to this case.Copy !req
1181. What documents?Copy !req
1182. The original deeds
to the house on East 88th Street.Copy !req
1183. How'd you get those?
Those were under my bed.Copy !req
1184. I was led to them by a new friend.Copy !req
1185. Why?Copy !req
1186. - Let me see that.
- Of course.Copy !req
1187. Those papers date from the time
of my maternal grandmother,Copy !req
1188. Evelyn T. Valenti.Copy !req
1189. Not just the woman
who built the house on East 88th Street,Copy !req
1190. but the woman
who was the founder of the New York Zoo.Copy !req
1191. - This is nonsense.
- What?Copy !req
1192. This is a special deed
granted by the City of New York.Copy !req
1193. In acknowledgment to my grandmother's
contributions to the city,Copy !req
1194. and to accommodate
her fascination for the animals.Copy !req
1195. "The house on East 88th Street
is hereby grantedCopy !req
1196. a special waiver
to house any exotic creature as a pet."Copy !req
1197. Certainly Your Honor cannot be
stupid enough to consider this.Copy !req
1198. Approved.Copy !req
1199. Yes.Copy !req
1200. Your Honor, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
1201. I demand a mistrial.Copy !req
1202. This is absurd.Copy !req
1203. Wait a second. Loretta?Copy !req
1204. - Hey.
- Loretta?Copy !req
1205. Keep your filthy hands off of my Loretta!Copy !req
1206. All right, everybody, let's go.Copy !req
1207. Relax, we got time.Copy !req
1208. I'm gonna get the sunscreen.Copy !req
1209. Wait, wait. What's all of this? Where…?Copy !req
1210. Hector, good morning.Copy !req
1211. - Where are you going?
- Get in the car, guys.Copy !req
1212. Hold on. I've already got Lyle
over 200 bookings.Copy !req
1213. Two hundred bookings in New York alone.Copy !req
1214. Once we roll out a national tour,
we're gonna be swimming in cash.Copy !req
1215. We're not going on a national tour.
We're going on vacation.Copy !req
1216. On a what?Copy !req
1217. Have you ever
even been on vacation before, Lyle?Copy !req
1218. I got you a floatie.Copy !req
1219. That's cute.Copy !req
1220. Okay, okay. Fine, fine.Copy !req
1221. We'll do a stadium tour instead.Copy !req
1222. Fewer dates,Copy !req
1223. but we'll pack in just as many people.Copy !req
1224. Bye.Copy !req
1225. Bye.Copy !req
1226. Bye.Copy !req
1227. Hector?Copy !req
1228. Yes?Copy !req
1229. I'm sorry, kid, but…Copy !req
1230. Do it, Malfoy.Copy !req
1231. Does he have an agent?Copy !req
1232. He does now.Copy !req
1233. He's got an attitude.Copy !req
1234. Let's go.Copy !req
1235. And we're off.Copy !req
1236. How about…?Copy !req
1237. Play Lyle's music.Copy !req
1238. But the biggest kick I ever gotCopy !req
1239. Was doing a thing
Called the Crocodile RockCopy !req
1240. While the other kids
Were rocking 'round the clockCopy !req
1241. Hey, Loretta.Copy !req
1242. We were hopping and bopping
To the Crocodile Rock, yeahCopy !req
1243. Croc Rocking is something shockingCopy !req
1244. When your feet just can't keep stillCopy !req
1245. I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never willCopy !req
1246. Oh, Lordy, mama
Those Friday nightsCopy !req
1247. When Susie wore her dresses tightCopy !req
1248. Crocodile Rocking was out of sightCopy !req