1. This is New Country, 95.5,
country from the heart,
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2. sending out a big welcome
to all the hopefuls in town
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3. for the 2003 World Series
of Poker.
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4. Here's a George Jones classic
for all you players
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5. in the game of cards...
Or the game of love.
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6. Evening.
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7. 150.
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8. Brand-new,
never been used.
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9. I got three of 'em.
150.
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10. It costs 500.
150.
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11. I need three.
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12. Sorry.
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13. You have three
digital cameras,
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14. all the same.
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15. Pretty much.
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16. Well, here's what you can
do with four cameras
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17. that you can't do
with three.
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18. You take two of the cameras,
you price them identically.
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you price a little less.
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20. The fourth camera you
price a little higher.
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21. Customer comes in
wanting to buy a camera.
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22. Figures the least expensive
camera is either a bargain
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23. or there's something
wrong with it.
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24. But it gets him thinking.
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25. It gets him
talking to you.
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26. In other words, you've
got him in the game.
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27. Odds are he doesn't take
camera number three
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28. 'cause he reads
it as defective.
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29. But it pushes him towards
cameras one and two,
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30. which he already thinks
are a good deal,
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31. because of the higher price
of camera number four.
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32. Or maybe he's drawn
to camera number four.
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33. I mean, why is this
camera more expensive?
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34. You tell him it's
never been used.
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35. You point out that
cameras one and two
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the only difference is,
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37. camera number four
is still in the box.
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38. Now, he does one
of two things.
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cameras at the regular price,
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thinks is a bargain,
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the one in the box,
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42. because he plans
to give it to someone
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43. as a present and he needs
the box so it looks new
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44. and not like some camera he
just picked up at a pawn shop.
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45. You're good.
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46. So, by purchasing this
camera in its box,
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47. you increase the
value of the three cameras
you already have.
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48. You work this hard
at your day job?
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49. Only problem is,
my cameras all
have boxes.
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50. What?
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51. I'll tell you what.
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52. If you could show
me your boxes,
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53. I'll give you my
camera for nothing.
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54. But if you can't, you pay
three bills for mine.
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55. You're pretty
sure of yourself.
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56. You don't have
the boxes, do you?
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57. I'll give you the 150...
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58. Plus 50 for the entertainment,
but that's as high as I go.
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59. Done.
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60. What about this?
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61. What's it worth?
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62. To me or to you?
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63. Well, it's worth a lot to me.
It was my mother's.
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64. She used to take it off when
she was doing the dishes,
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65. and then, one day, my dad took
off with it to get some cash.
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66. How'd you get it?
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67. I won it off him
in a poker game.
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68. It was too late to do
my mom any good, though.
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69. Sorry to hear that.
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70. Plain band,
nothing special.
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71. I could give you 100 for it,
you'll have your 300.
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72. He told me it was worth
a lot more than that.
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73. So sell it back to him.
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74. I'm not selling
it to you.
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75. I'll be back for it.
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76. What's your name?
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77. Huck.
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78. Well, Huck...
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79. I'll give you another buck
and a half for the ring.
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80. And you have 120 days
to come back and see me.
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81. Hey, Huck.
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82. There's a
seat available at
table number four
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83. - in just a few minutes for you.
- Thank you.
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84. Sir, can I
get you a cocktail?
Uh, what I'd like is...
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85. What time can you
have it here then?
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86. All right.
Best you can do.
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87. Get it here
soon as you can.
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88. Beating up on a whale.
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89. Some real estate guy
from Florida.
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90. I guess you could
call that a tell.
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91. He's stuck a
quarter mil and change.
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92. I'm down with the little fish
tonight, Tommy.
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93. Swim with the guppies
for a while.
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94. Okay, kid, good luck.
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95. Get some good cards, dealer.
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96. 350.
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97. Small blind, big blind.
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98. Sir, you want to post?
Yeah.
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99. Water, Huck?
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100. Yeah, thanks.
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101. I raise.
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102. Let's raise it up then.
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103. Oh, that's a good
decision. You, too.
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104. All very
good decisions,
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105. especially you,
water boy.
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106. How do you like
that river, water boy?
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107. 16's the bet.
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108. It'll only hurt
for a little while.
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109. Really.
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110. You're betting like
you have the eight
for the belly straight.
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111. Or you might have
caught a third seven.
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112. No matter how I look at it,
you probably got me beat.
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113. But then again...
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114. Maybe you don't.
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115. He's raised to 32.
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116. Thank you.
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117. Screw it.
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118. Never touch
another player's cards.
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119. Nothin'.
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120. You raised me
with nothin'?
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121. Sometimes nothin's enough.
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122. Let's blind 'em up, boys.
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123. Show cards, please.
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124. Pair of queens.
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125. Maverick, jacks and queens.
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126. Two pair is good, sir.
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127. A winner.
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128. Thank you.
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129. Gentlemen.
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130. It's great to be alive,
isn't it?
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131. Raise.
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132. Sometime today, sunshine.
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133. You in a hurry?
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134. Places to go, people to see?
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135. Maybe.
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136. See if we can get you there
a little faster, cowboy.
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137. Raise.
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138. Back at you.
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139. I'll take care
of it right away.
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140. Giddyap.
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141. Okay, that's eight...
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142. 10,000...
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143. 228.
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144. Do you want that
in cash or chips?
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145. Give me the 10 in chips,
Lorena.
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146. Robin, grab Huck's box
for me, please.
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147. What time's your shift end?
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148. Oh, not for another
three hours.
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149. Ah, my first bad beat tonight.
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150. Get it over!
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151. What was that?
Here you go.
Here you go.
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152. All right,
the over/under is three.
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153. All right, I got the under.
Who's got over?
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154. Hey, Huck, how you doing?
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155. Hey, three times over the net
pays off, five pays double.
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156. You want some
of the action?
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157. No, no thanks, Eddie.
Okay.
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158. All right, all right, who's
got points on the side?
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159. That's payday.
That's payday.
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160. Come on. You can do
better than that!
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161. Smell it. It's new.
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162. Smells good, right?
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163. Yes.
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164. But it's not cologne
or deodorant or anything.
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165. It's just me.
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166. It's just like my natural...
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167. I know, it's weird,
but I...
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168. Sorry, time
got away from me.
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170. I know, but I keep saying
it won't happen again.
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171. But it does.
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172. And I'm late.
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174. Yeah.
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175. Nice to have met you.
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176. Nice to have
met you.
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177. Do you always intrude
on private conversations?
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178. Well, it seemed like
an intrusion might be welcome.
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179. So you're a mind reader.
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180. Body.
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181. Your body language
indicated a certain
lack of enthusiasm.
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182. You might have been wrong.
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183. Huck.
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184. Billie.
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185. New in town?
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186. No.
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187. Really?
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188. So you are wrong
every once in a while.
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189. Hey. Sorry I'm late.
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191. Yeah, but he's
a poker player, Billie,
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192. so you can't believe
anything he says.
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193. Busted. Suzanne.
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194. How you doing, Huck?
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195. Great, now that
I've met your friend.
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197. Your sister?
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198. My little sister.
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199. Little sister.
Even better.
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200. Ginger, hey.
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201. Hey, Huck.
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202. Ginger.
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203. This is my sister
Billie.
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204. She just got in
from Bakersfield.
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205. This is Gary.
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206. Hey, you work
at the...
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207. At the Venetian.
You're the gondola guy.
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208. That was last year.
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209. I'm a Nubian slave
at the Luxor now.
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210. We got to go.
Nice to meet you.
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211. Nice to meet you.
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212. See you Saturday
at the party?
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213. Yeah.
Hope you enjoy your visit.
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214. Suzanne.
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215. That was a fast
withdrawal.
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216. Yeah, well, Huck's not
one to waste any time.
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217. You're my sister. There's no
way I'm letting that happen.
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218. Bad news?
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219. There's quite a few who would
say it's a good time.
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220. Does that include you?
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221. No, I had Huck's number
pretty early on.
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222. What number is that?
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Commitment, zero.
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224. Maybe he hasn't found
what he's looking for.
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225. Billie...
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226. No, don't even think about it.
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227. Come on, we've been
through this before.
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228. Some people don't
want to be fixed.
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229. They like things
just the way they are.
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230. French toast,
bacon on the side,
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232. Uh, hang on a second, Lucy.
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233. Why don't you just go
rest up a little, Huck?
We never close.
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234. No time like
the present, Tommy.
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235. Oh, I should have
gotten away from that.
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236. Hey, Huck.
Hey.
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Okay, Sam.
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238. Fasten your seat belts.
Huck is here.
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239. What's for breakfast?
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240. Don't say "You are."
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243. Ace wins for high.
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244. - Whoo!
- You win the whole pot.
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245. Nice game.
Another one, Huck.
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246. Look who's here,
everybody.
Good morning, gentlemen.
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247. Oh, he's back.
Hey, L.C.
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Good to see you.
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249. How you doing?
Sammy. Chow.
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250. Hey, L.C.,
good to see you.
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Mmm...
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252. You in town
for the tournament?
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253. Yeah, well,
someone's got to try
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254. and stem the tide of
those couch potatoes.
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255. Is there an empty seat?
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256. Yeah, right here,
between me and Chow.
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257. 20,000.
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258. Couldn't go another world
series without you, L.C.
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259. So how was
the south of France?
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260. French.
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261. They hate our politics,
but they love our games.
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262. I'm happy to say.
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263. Yeah.
Looks like the kid
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on everybody.
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265. What's new and
different, kid?
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266. Your hair,
for one thing.
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267. Ooh.
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268. Kid tries to bring out
the worst in people.
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like all human beings,
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270. I've become acquainted
with vanity.
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271. How about you?
You still blasting away?
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with you again, kid.
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279. Oh, I've got
about 18,000.
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282. Well, I'm going to have
to call you, L.C.,
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just dying to step out.
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284. Well, they'll be
in good company.
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285. Three kings.
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286. You son of a bitch.
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287. You're the only man
I enjoy losing money to.
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289. Is there anybody
who doesn't owe you?
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290. Just you, kid.
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291. Just you.
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292. 8,000.
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293. It's an
interesting situation.
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294. I had you sitting
with a medium pocket pair.
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295. Nines wired, perhaps,
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296. which would give you a set.
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297. You had me figured
for a straight draw.
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298. The question is,
am I four to a flush, too?
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299. Now, with a pot
this size,
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300. I'll call you no matter
what you raise.
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301. The prudent thing
would be to just call,
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302. protect your chips, so you
can play again another day.
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303. No, Prudence,
the question is,
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304. are you talking
'cause you got the diamonds
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305. or are you talking
'cause you don't?
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306. You and I both know what the
book says you should do, kid.
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you do now?
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308. Just play by the book?
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play online.
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312. You're sure? Now, you can
pull it back if you want.
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313. I'd bet more if I had it.
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Yeah.
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315. I'll gladly let you throw
in that charm of yours,
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you're fond of carrying.
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317. Although, I notice you
don't have it with you.
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319. But I'll put up
the pawn ticket
that redeems it
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320. against that wristwatch
you're wearing.
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322. Okay, may I?
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323. Get out of here.
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325. You must have been
up against it, kid.
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326. I know that ring's worth
a lot more than that to you.
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327. And my watch is worth
a lot more than that to me.
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328. My father's 1938 Bulova.
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329. He wore it
through the war.
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330. But I'll take that bet.
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331. Anybody mind?
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332. Are you kidding?
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333. Come on.
This is
between you two.
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334. But we're happy
to watch.
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335. So insane.
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337. Possible flush,
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338. open-ended
straight draw.
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339. How are you fixed?
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340. Pocket nines.
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341. Imagine that.
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344. This hurts.
Too bad, Huckleberry.
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345. Sometimes it pays
to be prudent.
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what your problem is?
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348. You're a great player.
You know the math.
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your opponents
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350. as well as anybody
I've ever seen.
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351. The trouble is,
you're a blaster.
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352. You always have been.
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the analysis.
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354. Listen, go for broke, you're
going to wind up broke.
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356. I caught a case
of second best.
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357. Yeah, yeah,
you want sympathy?
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358. You'll find it somewhere
between "shit"
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In the dictionary.
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360. I'm telling you, if you don't
leave your volatility at home,
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be in the same league
with these guys.
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363. I want you to play
with my money.
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364. It'll even you out.
It'll make you
a better player.
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less involved.
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buy-in to the World Series,
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368. we split the winnings,
60 me, 40 you.
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you something.
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do you weigh?
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you think I weigh?
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150 pounds on my back?
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378. That is an
arbitration clause,
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379. but it may not
be binding.
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380. We may be in very good luck.
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paragraph two again,
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will you?
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about money.
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you, Huckster.
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- MAN Is this a real psychologist?
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386. Yes, all of our
psychologists
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387. are board-certified
and credited.
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388. That's a relief because—
One moment, please.
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1-900-Defend, please hold.
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391. Yes, this is Dr. Schuman.
Uh, may I ask your name?
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392. Yeah, Toby.
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the problem, Toby?
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394. It's my girlfriend.
I keep catching her in lies...
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Turn into 1-900-Loans,
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to get me going again.
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397. What did I
just tell you?
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Uh, sorry, Toby, yes.
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by her house, she's out.
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she's telling you
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behavior?
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shouldn't put you on
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and commitment therapist...
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Okay.
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Sorry to keep you on hold.
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408. This is a classic case
of throwing good money
after bad.
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get out, Toby.
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410. Thanks, Doctor.
Uh, hold on
one moment.
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411. Our contract specialist
will be with you presently.
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412. What are you doing?
What?
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Be a listener.
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414. Listen.
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415. I can't help you, Huck.
I want to, but I can't.
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416. Jack, come on, you
know I'm good for it.
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try to take advantage of me?
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I'm feeling empathy.
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don't you, Doctor?
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421. Yes, from my
own experience.
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422. I know how
disheartening it is
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taken advantage of by friends.
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425. Exactly, Cheryl.
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become monetary,
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429. Julie split
and took the kids.
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means it this time.
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431. She always means it.
No, I'm telling you.
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432. She does not even want to
talk about talking about it.
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433. You might have to dial
1-900-It's-Over.
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to go to movies with.
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go to restaurants.
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to talk to.
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Don't you ever get lonely?
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to do with myself.
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I'm stuck here,
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448. Still not getting
nickel one.
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449. Damn.
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450. That's not fair
to you, Cheryl.
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451. Are you gonna
accept that?
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452. You locked out?
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453. Either that, or I just enjoy
sitting on staircases.
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454. How long before Suzanne
will be back?
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455. I don't know.
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456. She was gonna
loan me some money.
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457. Oh, yeah?
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458. Well...
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459. I've got...
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460. $19, is that enough?
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461. That's all you
brought with you?
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462. And $1,000
in traveler's checks.
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463. Excuse me.
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464. Hello?
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465. Yes, this is she.
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466. Yes, hello.
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467. Tonight? Yes.
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468. All right,
thank you very much.
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469. I got a job!
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470. Singing at Dean's.
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471. Dino's?
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472. You know the place!
Sure.
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473. It's my first job
singing professionally.
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474. Well, we should celebrate.
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475. This is an occasion.
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476. You're right. It is.
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477. Well, let's go.
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478. Good luck to you.
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479. Thank you.
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480. Discipline's the key.
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481. We have serious
celebrating to do.
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482. So we only play until
we double our money.
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483. Okay.
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484. Do you know how
to play poker?
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485. I know that three of
a kind beats two pair.
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486. Very good.
Thank you!
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487. Binion's Horseshoe
Casino in downtown Las Vegas,
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488. the proud home
of the World Series of Poker.
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489. The 2003 Omaha event
will commence in two hours
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490. in Benny's Bullpen.
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491. Lines, please.
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492. Okay, in Texas Hold 'Em,
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493. each player gets two cards
that no one else sees.
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494. Okay.
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495. And five cards are dealt
face up on the table.
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496. Now, these are cards
that everybody can use.
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497. So if you think you have
the best two cards,
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498. or two cards you'd like
to draw to, you bet.
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499. And if you don't,
you fold.
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500. Raise.
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501. Call.
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502. Four players.
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503. Check.
Check.
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504. If, for instance,
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505. someone had a king
in the hall,
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506. they'd now have two pair,
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507. kings and fours.
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508. One more heart,
and you've got a flush.
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509. That's right.
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510. Of course, the trick is to not
let the other players know
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511. when you've got
something good.
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512. Okay.
Hence the expression
"poker face."
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513. Three players.
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514. - Check.
- Check it.
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515. 40.
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516. Raise it to 80.
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517. I call.
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518. Call 80.
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519. Check.
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520. Check it.
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521. Check it.
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522. What are you doing?
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523. 40.
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524. I'll raise.
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525. Raise it to 80.
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526. I give her a king
and a queen in the hole
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527. for an ace-high straight.
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528. - Yeah?
- Fold.
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529. I call. I've got
Broderick Crawford.
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530. Tens and fours, two pair.
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531. A straight.
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532. Ace-high straight, the winner.
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533. Nice hand.
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534. Over and out.
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535. How'd you know?
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536. It was the way she
bet before the flop,
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537. and the way she
bet after the flop.
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538. A good fold is as
important as a win,
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539. sometimes more important.
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540. Pair of kings.
Kings are the winner.
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541. This is fun.
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542. Lines, please.
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543. Hey, Huck,
how they falling?
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544. Lester.
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545. Billie Offer.
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546. Nice to meet you.
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547. Hey, Huck, Ready Eddie
just bet me 20 large
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548. I couldn't live
in the bathroom
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549. at the Aladdin for a month.
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550. You going to take
him up on it?
I'm thinking about it.
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551. Hey, you want a piece
of my action if I do?
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552. Thirty days in the bathroom.
How hard can it be?
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553. Maybe I can even get him
to give us odds.
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554. I'm kind of financially
handicapped right now.
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555. So, Billie.
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556. 100 bucks says
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557. I can make it from here
to the end of the room
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558. without touching the ground.
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559. Bet.
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560. Fold.
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561. - Call 40.
- 20 to call.
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562. Three players.
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563. Send the 100 over.
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564. Well, you still
owe me $1,000
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565. from miniature golf, remember?
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566. Shovel against the rake?
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567. Then put it on my account.
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568. Did that man have breasts or
is he physically challenged?
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569. Call is 40.
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570. Well, someone said
he'd bet him 50 grand
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571. he wouldn't get
breast implants
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572. and keep them for six months.
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573. A guy named Zenbick did it for
12 months a couple years ago.
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574. He said the women went
wild for the breasts,
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575. so Lester took the bet.
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576. Raise. Play for 80.
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577. Well, he should wear
a more flattering blouse.
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578. Hey, Huck, can I
get you anything?
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579. No, thanks, Sherry.
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580. You must play a lot.
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581. You know so many people.
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582. This is what I do.
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583. What, like a job?
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584. You don't work,
you just gamble?
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585. Well, who said
it's not work?
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586. It's the work this
city is all about.
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587. I'm all in.
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588. Raise, all in.
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589. Playing for 35.
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590. It's 35 to play.
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591. Call.
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592. Why did you turn
your cards over?
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593. Well, he's out of chips.
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594. So there's
no more betting.
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595. Two players.
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596. Pair of queens.
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597. Unless he gets
another nine,
we've got him.
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598. Come on, nine.
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599. Come on, nine.
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600. Yes!
Yes!
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601. Three nines
the winner.
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602. - Thank you.
- Well, you beat him once.
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603. It doesn't work like that.
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604. Well, maybe
it should.
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605. - L.C.! Great to see you.
- How you doing?
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606. It's been a while.
Yes, it has.
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607. Lines, please.
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608. Hello, Huck.
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609. Hey!
Hey.
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610. You remember Isabel.
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611. Beautiful as ever.
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612. Mmm, thank you.
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613. I hear that your left
pocket is empty.
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614. Really?
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615. How you hittin' 'em?
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616. Down the middle.
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617. Well, we should tee it up.
It's been a long time.
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618. I, uh, went and got
this out of hock.
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619. It's nice to
have it back.
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620. I have a feeling it's
gonna bring me luck.
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621. I'm L.C.
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622. Hi, I'm Billie Offer.
Nice to meet you.
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623. Thank you very much.
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624. Is he related to you?
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625. Why do you say that?
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626. 'Cause your eyes
went all quiet.
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627. Lines, please.
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628. In poker, we call
that a "tell."
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629. He's my father.
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630. Dr. Laura says
if you live your life
angry at your parents,
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631. you're only hurting yourself.
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632. Well, who said I was
angry at anybody?
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633. Raise.
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634. Call.
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635. You know what?
I should get going.
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636. - Call.
- Five players.
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637. I don't want to be late
for my first night of work.
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638. Anybody mind?
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639. Nah, nobody cares.
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640. Your stake plus
a 20% return.
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641. You don't have
to do that.
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642. No, fair is fair.
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643. But do you mind
cashing it in yourself?
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644. It's just that I've got
the best of it right now,
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645. and I really shouldn't
leave the table.
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646. And I'm sorry we didn't
get around to celebrating.
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647. No, don't be.
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648. I haven't had this much fun
since junior high.
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649. Raise.
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650. Raise.
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651. Re-raise.
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652. What are you watching?
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653. Australian games.
Not bad.
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654. It helps with
the March Madness withdrawal.
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655. You got any money?
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656. I don't loan money to
gamblers. You know that.
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657. I got to get up to 10
for the World Series.
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658. Save your money.
That's a sucker bet.
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659. You against a thousand
computer geeks.
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660. Hey, foul! He's fouling him.
That's a foul.
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661. How about
advancing the rent?
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662. I'm paid up till
the NCAA finals 2008.
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663. You want to buy the house?
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664. You grew up in this house.
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665. Plus, the bank
already owns it.
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666. Thirty seconds.
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667. All right, just
dribble out the clock.
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668. Come on.
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669. Okay, pick it up.
Get it back.
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670. Get it back.
Get it back! Oh!
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671. I'm heading
back east tonight.
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672. Hey.
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673. You haven't seen
my digital camera, have you?
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674. I was so nervous.
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675. Didn't show.
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676. I didn't expect
to see you so soon.
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677. You're not trying
to rustle me, are you?
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678. What about that
celebration?
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679. It's kind of late,
isn't it?
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680. This is Las Vegas.
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681. I don't know.
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682. Can it be Chinese?
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683. Let's go.
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684. Thanks.
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685. Vroom, vroom.
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686. Can I get you
something to drink, sir?
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687. Billie?
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688. Do you mind if I get
my fortune cookie first?
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689. I like to think about
it during the meal.
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690. Can you bring her
a fortune cookie
before we order?
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691. What about you?
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692. Don't you want to
read your fortune?
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693. I can't afford
to be superstitious.
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694. Don't you
believe in luck?
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695. I believe in skill.
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696. Although, it did seem
as though the cards
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697. ran a little better for me
when you were around.
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698. What happened to
the best of it?
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699. Turned into a little bit
of the worst of it.
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700. Maybe after dinner—
Buenas noches, Huck!
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701. Hey!
Como estas?
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702. Billie Offer, Chico Banh.
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703. My pleasure.
Hello.
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704. Mi familia esta aqui
para ver me play
in the World Series, huh?
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705. You get a seat yet?
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706. I'm working on it.
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707. Mucho gusto.
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708. He doesn't look Mexican.
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709. Vietnamese.
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710. Grew up in Texas.
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711. Speaks Spanish better
than he does English
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712. and plays tournament poker
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713. better than just
about anybody.
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714. Really?
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715. What?
What's it say?
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716. "Big contest is yours
to win, and riches, too."
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717. Let me see that.
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718. "He who thinks too much
is thinking too much."
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719. Gotcha, Mr. I-can't-afford-
to-be-superstitious.
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720. Okay.
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721. When someone says "left
pocket," what does that mean?
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722. It's where you keep
your important money.
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723. Like the money you need
to enter the tournament.
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724. And the winner
of the World Series
is the best there is?
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725. Tournaments are for
the public, you know,
perception of who's best.
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726. To determine who's really
the best, you'd have
to play head-to-head,
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727. no limit, with
your own money.
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728. Then why do you want
to play in it?
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729. Did your father win it?
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730. Twice.
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731. Was he always a gambler?
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732. He was an English professor
when he married my mother.
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733. She stuck by him
until he left her, after he
stole everything he could.
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734. The leaf doesn't fall
far from the tree.
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735. You hate him,
but you still play poker.
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736. He taught me to play.
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737. Pennies, nickels and dimes
on the kitchen table.
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738. I could never beat him,
and he never let me win.
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739. Mama was a piano teacher,
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740. and she taught her students
Brahms and Chopin,
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741. but her real love
was Nashville.
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742. We used to sing together,
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743. all around the house
and in the car.
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744. I always wanted
to try it for real.
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745. So your mother must
be proud of you.
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746. She died last October.
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747. But tonight, I almost felt
like she was listening.
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748. You know what I think?
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749. I think everybody's just
trying not to be lonely.
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750. You cold?
A little.
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751. Where's all
the furniture?
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752. I'm redecorating.
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753. Come on, let me show you what
I've done with the rest
of the place.
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754. - All in.
- How much you got?
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755. 12,200.
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756. - Coffee?
- Yes, please.
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757. You've been running over
everybody all morning.
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758. Don't chase what
you can't catch.
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759. No matter what's prudent,
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760. sometimes you got
to play your gut.
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761. I think I got him.
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762. I think he knows it, too.
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763. Don't let your ego
get involved.
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764. If you're so sure,
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765. want a side bet?
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766. Yeah.
For the ring?
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767. Against 500.
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768. The price of poker's
gone up.
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769. You're on.
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770. Which one of you
am I playing?
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771. Or is this a team?
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772. Call.
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773. Stuck on deuces.
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774. Deuces?
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775. All you got is deuces?
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776. And you called me
with this shit?
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777. Deuces the winner.
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778. That was a great call.
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779. Thanks, Robin.
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780. Thanks, Huck.
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781. - How'd you do?
- Not bad.
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782. Where you going, Huck?
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783. That real estate guy
just walked in.
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784. We're starting
the big game.
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785. You stole from me!
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786. Borrowed.
I... I had it way up.
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787. Borrowing is
when you ask!
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788. You can get it back—
I worked hard for that money!
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789. I needed that money.
I've got responsibilities
and bills.
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790. I'm trying to get
a place on my own.
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791. If I'd have won, you'd have
had a share, just like before.
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792. You think that the only
person that matters is you!
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793. What you need,
when you need it!
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794. You're a sick pony!
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795. Puppy.
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796. Billie, look,
it was wrong,
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797. but I'm gonna pay you back.
I'm not a bank.
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798. You can't make deposits
and withdrawals
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799. whenever you feel like it.
Wait, just let me—
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800. Don't say it.
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801. You say whatever you think
somebody wants to hear.
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802. It's dangerous
to be around you.
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803. That's why you came
to the club, isn't it?
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804. You knew I had the money.
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805. Decided, why not get some
put-out at the same time?
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806. It wasn't like that.
Here, you missed some.
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807. We're a couple of minutes away
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808. from starting the
super-satellite. The winner
gets the $10,000 seat...
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809. Hey, Bill.
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810. Hey. You entering
the super-satellite, huh?
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811. How many entries
you have?
Well, let's see.
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812. Slug your way
through 44 wannabes,
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813. you got yourself a
seat in the big one.
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814. Two and a quarter if
you want to try it.
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815. I call.
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816. And then there were three.
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817. Mr. Ray Zumbro,
Mr. Huck Cheever,
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818. and the current chip leader,
Miss Shannon Kincaid.
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819. Cheever?
L.C. Cheever's son?
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820. And you play cards?
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821. That takes balls.
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822. Heads up.
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823. I'm all in.
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824. Wow!
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825. Call.
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826. Two pair,
kings and deuces.
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827. Kings and eights,
the winner.
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828. She didn't play well.
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829. Must be tough playing
in the shadow of your father.
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830. Little coffee-housing
for distraction?
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831. No, you wouldn't be bothered
by anything like that.
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832. I mean, you wouldn't
have gotten this far
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833. if you couldn't stand
on your own two feet.
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834. I'm all in.
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835. You're not trying
to steal the blinds, are you?
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836. How much does he have?
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837. Oh, Jesus, old man,
where'd you learn
to count, huh?
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838. It's 20 a stack. See?
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839. 5,100, sir.
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840. Call.
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841. Pair of eights.
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842. Tens to eights.
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843. Tens to eights
still stand.
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844. Pair of tens are
still tall. Last card.
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845. The tens stand up.
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846. Mr. Cheever wins
a seat in the World Series!
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847. Sorry I won't be
seeing you at the big dance.
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848. Hey, wait a minute.
There's only two burn cards.
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849. What?
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850. There are only two burn cards.
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851. Mr. Cheever!
Mr. Cheever.
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852. They gotta
burn three, see...
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853. I'm afraid...
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854. We've had a misdeal.
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855. What do you mean
you've had a misdeal?
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856. No card was burned.
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857. The dealer neglected
to burn a card
before the river.
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858. Yeah, well, that's
not my problem.
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859. A card laid is
a card played.
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860. No, I'm sorry, Huck,
but house rules require
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861. a card to be burned
before any cards are turned.
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862. And in the event
of this situation,
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863. the card is put back,
it's used as a burn card,
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864. and then a new
river is dealt.
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865. Take back the six.
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866. Burn it.
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867. Deal the river.
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868. Yeah!
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869. Yeah, baby!
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870. A set.
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871. Three eights,
the winner.
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872. Guess you won't be
needing to press your dress
quite yet, Cinderella.
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873. I heard about the misdeal.
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874. Boy, talk
about a bad beat, huh?
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875. Okay, so you
put up the 10,
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876. we split anything
I win 50-50.
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877. 70-30.
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878. What happened
to 60-40?
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879. Went away
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880. when your tens went down
to a set of eights.
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881. Okay, 65-35.
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882. Fine, 70-30.
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883. I need an
extra $1,200.
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884. It's that or no deal.
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885. You took the bet.
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886. It's like
stealing money.
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887. Look at him,
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888. checking up on me.
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889. He's so hoping
I'm gonna sneak out.
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890. He's having a party now,
three days into it.
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891. In a week,
he'll be begging to
get out of here.
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892. You play any golf lately?
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893. A little.
A little.
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894. Four handicap
and he says a little.
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895. Six from the
black tees.
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896. I tell you what.
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897. I'll bet you $5,000
that you can't run five miles,
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898. shoot 18 holes of golf,
78 or under,
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899. in three hours or less.
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900. Forget it.
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901. Room service.
Oh, yeah.
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902. Put it right here, boss.
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903. Hey, Paulie's
right outside that door
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904. just in case you're thinking
of trying anything.
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905. Think about
that bet, huh?
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906. Comfort food.
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907. Hi.
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908. Hi.
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909. I'm truly sorry, Billie.
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910. I want you to give
me another chance.
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911. Why should I?
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912. You know what
you said before
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913. about everybody trying
not to be lonely?
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914. I feel like we have a chance
at something special here.
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915. And if you cut
it off now...
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916. We'll never know.
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917. Why don't you just come
have breakfast with me
and see how it goes?
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918. Thanks.
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919. Don't you ever sleep?
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920. I don't need much sleep.
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921. So you play
poker instead.
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922. Why do you like it so much?
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923. Is it the money?
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924. Money's just the way
of keeping score.
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925. Poker is competition
in the purest sense.
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926. Doesn't matter who you are
or what you are,
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927. everybody's equal
at the table.
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928. But you can't have
sympathy and win.
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929. In order for you to win,
someone else has to lose.
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930. It seems so cruel.
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931. So you just gamble
all the time?
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932. I never bet on sports.
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933. I never play
against the house,
and I only bet on my skills
Copy !req
934. against the skills
of other people.
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935. That sounds like
an alcoholic saying,
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936. "I only drink tequila."
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937. What about Festus,
or whatever his name is,
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938. jumping across the floor?
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939. You bet on that.
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940. Chair thing's an old gag,
and I did it for you
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941. 'cause I thought you'd
think it was funny.
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942. Ms. Offer.
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943. Mr. Cheever.
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944. I thought
you might be here.
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945. I hear Roy Durucher's
backing you.
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946. You know I'd have backed you,
if you asked me.
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947. If I'd asked.
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948. Hello.
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949. Yes.
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950. Excuse me.
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951. Yes, it is available.
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952. That's the second time
I've seen you with her.
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953. Must be some kind of record.
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954. She thinks
I'm compulsive.
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955. Are you?
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956. If I am, I'm not hurting
anyone but myself.
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957. Ooh. Touche.
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958. It was a good day
when I figured out
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959. how to play poker
and have a life, too.
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960. I recommend it.
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961. The Grecian Formula's
in aisle three.
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962. Or did you come
for the waffles?
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963. Not a bad idea.
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964. Good to see there's something
of the old town left.
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965. Now, humor me a minute.
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966. How would
you have played this?
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967. Okay, here's how it went.
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968. Seat three, he bet,
seat four, he raises,
Copy !req
969. seats five and six fold,
seat seven calls,
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970. seat eight folds,
seat one raises
Copy !req
971. over the top.
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972. Seats two and three fold,
seats four and seven call.
Copy !req
973. Only three players
left to see the flop.
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974. You're seat four.
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975. The raise and the call.
You're sitting on something.
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976. Flop comes,
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977. king of spades,
four of clubs, jack of hearts,
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978. hand one checks, I bet,
hand seven folds.
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979. Hand one...
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980. raises.
Copy !req
981. Sandbag.
Copy !req
982. Probably two pair
or three of a kind.
Copy !req
983. Most likely.
Copy !req
984. He's certain to make
a small raise and he—
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985. Calls.
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986. Why do you say that?
Copy !req
987. He reads you
for pocket aces.
Copy !req
988. Wants to drag you along,
get at least another bet in
Copy !req
989. before he puts
the hammer down.
Copy !req
990. Risky. I might improve.
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991. Well, if he's two pair,
he's 74% favored
Copy !req
992. and three of a kind
makes him 90.
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993. Yeah.
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994. Okay.
Two of us left.
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995. I turn six of clubs.
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996. No help, I check.
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997. He bets.
Copy !req
998. I call.
Copy !req
999. Okay, on the river,
what should show up?
Copy !req
1000. Another ace.
Copy !req
1001. Makes me a man and a half,
three aces.
Copy !req
1002. So I bet.
Copy !req
1003. He says, "I don't think
you had aces going in.
Copy !req
1004. "I think you got stubborn
with a bully ace.
Copy !req
1005. "I think my hand
is still tall."
Copy !req
1006. And he raises.
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1007. Big.
Copy !req
1008. Something doesn't feel right,
like, uh...
Copy !req
1009. I'm about to walk into Hydra
with his nine heads.
Copy !req
1010. So I just...
Copy !req
1011. I call and I turn over
my pocket aces.
Copy !req
1012. And he rolls over...
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1013. Two clubs.
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1014. One of them a king.
Copy !req
1015. You got it.
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1016. Club flush,
on the come all along.
Copy !req
1017. That was
a $267,000 lesson.
Copy !req
1018. I should have
gotten away from him.
Copy !req
1019. I hatched
a hard-on for my aces,
Copy !req
1020. I never looked
beyond the obvious.
Copy !req
1021. What's the worst thing
could happen
to a poker player?
Copy !req
1022. Lose his nerve.
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1023. What else?
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1024. Nobody's that much better
than anybody else
at the big tables.
Copy !req
1025. They have different styles,
Copy !req
1026. different ways
of doing things, but...
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1027. Everybody knows
how to play.
Copy !req
1028. The key to winning
is watching and understanding.
Copy !req
1029. There's things
I don't see anymore.
Copy !req
1030. A blind spot.
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1031. It's just a hand.
Copy !req
1032. Could have
happened to anybody.
Copy !req
1033. You saw it.
Copy !req
1034. Okay, guts...
Head-to-head, a nickel a pop.
Copy !req
1035. Why not a dime?
Copy !req
1036. Let's go.
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1037. $2,000 burn.
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1038. I'm in.
I'm with you.
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1039. Queen-seven.
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1040. Queen-ten.
Copy !req
1041. It's coming.
Copy !req
1042. Check.
Copy !req
1043. I'm in.
Copy !req
1044. Re-ante.
Copy !req
1045. I'm in.
Copy !req
1046. Call.
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1047. King-ten.
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1048. Big slick.
Copy !req
1049. Check.
Copy !req
1050. I'm in.
Call.
Copy !req
1051. Pair of tens.
Copy !req
1052. I'm in.
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1053. I've improved.
Copy !req
1054. You needed to.
Call.
Copy !req
1055. Caught the cowboy.
Copy !req
1056. Kings and tens.
Copy !req
1057. Caught the bullet
and his little friend,
Copy !req
1058. aces and threes.
Copy !req
1059. You might want
to think about quitting
Copy !req
1060. 'cause I've got
the best of it.
Copy !req
1061. Re-ante.
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1062. $4,000 burn.
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1063. I don't want to clean
you out, Huckleberry.
Copy !req
1064. You playing or not?
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1065. Won't be happy
till you have nothing left.
Copy !req
1066. I'm in.
Copy !req
1067. Call.
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1068. Jack-four.
Copy !req
1069. Nice read.
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1070. I'm weak, but not
quite that weak.
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1071. Jack-five.
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1072. I'm in.
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1073. Ooh.
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1074. It's yours.
Copy !req
1075. This was your stake
for the big one.
Copy !req
1076. Take it.
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1077. I don't want it.
Copy !req
1078. Pick it up.
Copy !req
1079. Pick it up!
Copy !req
1080. I could have played it safe,
that's not who I am.
Copy !req
1081. You got it backwards, kid.
Copy !req
1082. You play cards the way
you should lead your life,
Copy !req
1083. and you lead your life
the way you should play cards.
Copy !req
1084. Maybe everybody
has a blind spot.
Copy !req
1085. Maybe everybody has to learn
from their mistakes.
Copy !req
1086. I sure learned from mine.
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1087. Fun game?
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1088. Yeah.
Copy !req
1089. You've come a long way since
pennies, nickels and dimes
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1090. on the kitchen table.
Copy !req
1091. Excuse me a minute.
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1092. Boys will be boys.
Copy !req
1093. Fathers will be fathers.
Copy !req
1094. I tried to give
it back to him.
Copy !req
1095. You could leave
it on the table.
Copy !req
1096. Then the waitress will get
a... A $10,000 tip.
Copy !req
1097. Yeah, well, if he's gonna
take anything from me,
Copy !req
1098. he's gonna have to win it.
Copy !req
1099. And that's
not likely to happen.
Copy !req
1100. Maybe...
Giving and receiving
Copy !req
1101. are more complicated
than winning and losing.
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1102. Maybe so.
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1103. Good day, Ms. Offer.
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1104. Right.
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1105. Right, right.
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1106. Yeah, okay, Eddie.
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1107. He'll go for it.
He'll go for the 10.
Copy !req
1108. Want to come along?
Some moral support?
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1109. Sure. I'm
getting an education
Copy !req
1110. on what it's like
not to be compulsive.
Copy !req
1111. Come on.
Copy !req
1112. Just so we're straight,
Copy !req
1113. you have to run five miles,
shoot 18 holes of golf,
Copy !req
1114. 78 strokes or under,
in less than three hours.
Copy !req
1115. And the ball
has to be in the cup
Copy !req
1116. before the time expires,
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1117. for $10,000.
Copy !req
1118. Bet?
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1119. She holds
the stopwatch.
Copy !req
1120. She holds where I can
see it. Bet?
Copy !req
1121. Bet.
Copy !req
1122. You ready?
Ready.
Copy !req
1123. Get set.
Copy !req
1124. Go!
Copy !req
1125. Go!
Copy !req
1126. 19 seconds, 20,
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1127. 21, 22.
Copy !req
1128. Billie, every couple
of minutes will do just fine.
Copy !req
1129. 20 minutes!
Copy !req
1130. You've gone three miles.
Copy !req
1131. There it is!
Copy !req
1132. 39 minutes, 10 seconds.
Copy !req
1133. Pop the trunk!
Copy !req
1134. Pop the trunk,
pop the trunk.
Copy !req
1135. Hit a duck
and it's two strokes!
Copy !req
1136. All right, you get
the golf cart,
Copy !req
1137. we'll meet you
on the green.
Copy !req
1138. Great shot!
Copy !req
1139. 40 minutes, 10 seconds!
Copy !req
1140. Get in there.
Copy !req
1141. How many shots?
Copy !req
1142. Four. Damn it.
Copy !req
1143. Here, move over.
I'll drive.
Copy !req
1144. 46 minutes and 50 seconds!
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1145. Fore!
Copy !req
1146. Playing through.
Copy !req
1147. Hey, what...
Who is that?
Copy !req
1148. Yes!
Copy !req
1149. Two hours and 13 minutes,
and you're two shots ahead!
Copy !req
1150. You're in the rough,
Huckster!
Copy !req
1151. This is the last hole,
Hucky baby!
Copy !req
1152. You only have seven minutes
and 45 seconds!
Copy !req
1153. You bogey this,
you're toast.
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1154. That's 75.
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1155. Only three more!
Copy !req
1156. Should've put some
hazards on this hole.
Copy !req
1157. Yes!
Shit!
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1158. 76 shots.
Copy !req
1159. All right, all right.
Copy !req
1160. Two hours,
57 minutes and 40 seconds!
Copy !req
1161. You shank this,
it's all over.
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1162. Get in the hole!
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1163. Stay out of the hole.
Copy !req
1164. Go, ball, go!
Copy !req
1165. Yes, baby.
Legs, legs, legs!
Copy !req
1166. Good boy, good boy!
Copy !req
1167. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Copy !req
1168. All right.
Copy !req
1169. It's not
an impossible putt.
Copy !req
1170. I think Jack Nicklaus
made it once.
Copy !req
1171. Two hours, 59 minutes
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1172. and 46 seconds!
Copy !req
1173. 47, 48...
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1174. Your dick's
beginning to sweat.
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1175. 50, 51, 52...
Copy !req
1176. Your arms are heavy!
Copy !req
1177. 54, 55, 56,
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1178. 57, 58...
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1179. Yes!
Copy !req
1180. Woo-hoo!
Copy !req
1181. Three hours and two seconds.
Copy !req
1182. You lost.
Copy !req
1183. Yes!
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1184. Yes! Yes!
Copy !req
1185. I win! I win!
Copy !req
1186. I win!
Copy !req
1187. I win!
Copy !req
1188. Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
1189. Yes!
Copy !req
1190. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1191. Three hours
and two seconds.
Copy !req
1192. Two seconds, baby!
Yeah!
Copy !req
1193. Hey!
Where you going?
Copy !req
1194. I'll catch up with you!
Copy !req
1195. Where's my money?
Copy !req
1196. Come back here!
Copy !req
1197. How come you couldn't have
helped me out a little?
Copy !req
1198. Helped you out?
Copy !req
1199. Yeah, just a couple
of seconds.
Copy !req
1200. You mean cheated.
Copy !req
1201. Is that what you mean
by "moral support"?
Copy !req
1202. I'm stuck 20,000,
and I still got no entry fee.
Copy !req
1203. I don't lie,
cheat or steal,
Copy !req
1204. for anything or anyone.
Copy !req
1205. All you had to do
was give me a little edge.
Copy !req
1206. Call it
what you like, it's cheating.
Copy !req
1207. It was two seconds!
Copy !req
1208. Anybody would have done that.
Copy !req
1209. I don't believe that.
Copy !req
1210. That's the way it is.
Copy !req
1211. You always have
the hard answers, don't you?
Copy !req
1212. How do you live with yourself?
Copy !req
1213. You mean
the easy answers, Billie.
Copy !req
1214. No, I mean the hard ones!
Copy !req
1215. I don't want
to see you anymore.
Just stop this thing.
Copy !req
1216. Billie, what are you doing?
Copy !req
1217. Making a good fold.
Copy !req
1218. Hey, what happened
to your furniture?
Copy !req
1219. Who are you?
Copy !req
1220. Mr. Durucher
was upset to hear
Copy !req
1221. you lost his 10 grand
to Ready Eddie.
Copy !req
1222. Tell Mr. Durucher he's got
nothing to worry about.
Copy !req
1223. We'll get a seat
in the big show.
Copy !req
1224. Nice pool.
Copy !req
1225. Shame there's no water.
Copy !req
1226. Hey!
Copy !req
1227. You got 24 hours to return
Mr. Durucher his money,
Copy !req
1228. or get a seat
in the tournament.
Copy !req
1229. What happened to you?
Copy !req
1230. Is Billie here?
Copy !req
1231. Do you believe in karma?
Copy !req
1232. Is this a trick question?
Copy !req
1233. Everyone over 21
gets what they deserve.
Copy !req
1234. Come on, Suzanne.
Give me a little more
than that.
Copy !req
1235. I'm sorry, Suzanne.
About everything.
Copy !req
1236. Her seeing me
wasn't her fault.
It was mine.
Copy !req
1237. I know you and I know Billie.
Copy !req
1238. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
1239. This isn't your style,
going out on a limb.
Copy !req
1240. Some people think I spent
my whole life out on a limb.
Copy !req
1241. Maybe at the poker table.
Copy !req
1242. But in real life,
you play it pretty tight.
Copy !req
1243. More power to Billie.
Copy !req
1244. She got through to you.
Copy !req
1245. She went back to Bakersfield
for a couple days.
Copy !req
1246. So, this thing,
Copy !req
1247. safe to assume
it's about money?
Copy !req
1248. I got a day to clear it up.
Copy !req
1249. Well, what's that old
poker saying about
a chip and a chair?
Copy !req
1250. If anyone could turn
nothing into something,
it's you, Huck.
Copy !req
1251. Trouble is,
Copy !req
1252. you always throw it away.
Copy !req
1253. Good night, Huck.
Copy !req
1254. I can almost
predict these cards.
Copy !req
1255. I'm out.
Copy !req
1256. I have something
you said you valued.
Copy !req
1257. Buck and a half,
just like the pawn shop.
Copy !req
1258. Five. Fair is fair.
Copy !req
1259. Thanks.
Copy !req
1260. Huck?
Copy !req
1261. Good skill.
Copy !req
1262. Got a seat in the tournament.
Copy !req
1263. You...
Copy !req
1264. You came all the way out here
to tell me that?
Copy !req
1265. You're the only one
I wanted to tell.
Copy !req
1266. You were right not to cheat.
Copy !req
1267. You've been right about a lot.
Copy !req
1268. Hard answers...
Copy !req
1269. My telling people
what they want to hear.
Copy !req
1270. Ever since I was a kid,
Copy !req
1271. I've always been able to talk
my way out of things.
Copy !req
1272. But when I told you
we had a chance
at something special,
Copy !req
1273. I meant it.
Copy !req
1274. Just wanted you to know that.
Copy !req
1275. We will high card
Copy !req
1276. for the button
on table number 58.
Copy !req
1277. That's my ace.
Copy !req
1278. The button starts
in seat number 5.
Copy !req
1279. Button starts here, boys.
Copy !req
1280. All right, dealers.
Copy !req
1281. Put the button
at seat number 5.
Copy !req
1282. Dealers, make sure
you're checking receipts
and seat cards.
Copy !req
1283. Make sure everybody's
at the correct table and seat.
Copy !req
1284. Two minutes till we start
the World Series
of Poker, main event.
Copy !req
1285. Here,
at the featured table,
the hole-card cam
Copy !req
1286. is being used
for the first time
at the World Series of Poker.
Copy !req
1287. And even though
no one will see
Copy !req
1288. what the camera sees until
the tournament is broadcast
Copy !req
1289. months from now, the camera
is getting mixed reviews
from the players.
Copy !req
1290. Two-time world champion,
L.C. Cheever,
Copy !req
1291. your thoughts
on the hole-card cam?
Copy !req
1292. Well,
I made a good living
Copy !req
1293. for a long time because
people don't know how I play.
Copy !req
1294. I'd rather keep it that way.
Copy !req
1295. And there
you have it. Like it or not,
Copy !req
1296. poker, as a spectator sport,
Copy !req
1297. is about to undergo
an enormous change.
Copy !req
1298. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the world series
of poker.
Copy !req
1299. Dealers, shuffle up and deal.
Copy !req
1300. Let's get those cards
in the air.
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1301. Jack Binion's
Father, Benny Binion,
Copy !req
1302. started the World Series
in 1970.
Copy !req
1303. Today, there are
over 800 players.
Copy !req
1304. Five days from now,
Copy !req
1305. the winner will receive
$2.5 million,
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1306. the richest individual prize
in sports.
Copy !req
1307. We're down
to 320 players.
Copy !req
1308. Halfway through day number 2.
Copy !req
1309. Good luck.
Copy !req
1310. Ladies
and gentlemen,
Copy !req
1311. Doyle Brunson has just
been eliminated.
Copy !req
1312. Sam, you're out?
Copy !req
1313. This guy over there,
Copy !req
1314. he never played a live
tournament in his life.
Copy !req
1315. And he beat me.
Copy !req
1316. I don't know
if this makes me feel
better or worse.
Copy !req
1317. So I hear Huck's doing
really well in the tournament.
Copy !req
1318. Good.
Copy !req
1319. That's nice.
Copy !req
1320. We're breaking
another table.
Copy !req
1321. Only 135 players remain.
Copy !req
1322. Dealers, please check
all incoming player's
seat cards.
Copy !req
1323. Look who's here.
Copy !req
1324. I managed to get
my dress pressed after all.
Copy !req
1325. Head's up.
Copy !req
1326. 30,000.
Copy !req
1327. All in.
Copy !req
1328. Whoa.
Copy !req
1329. Do I really like these cards,
Copy !req
1330. or is it just the irresistible
lure of sending you home?
Copy !req
1331. How much to call?
Copy !req
1332. It's about 150.
Copy !req
1333. I mean, do you need
an exact count?
Copy !req
1334. Call.
Copy !req
1335. Ace, king high.
Copy !req
1336. Pair of fives the winner.
Copy !req
1337. Yes.
Copy !req
1338. Nice hand.
Copy !req
1339. Michelle has aces
and jacks, two pair,
and wins the pot.
Copy !req
1340. It's 3:00 a.m.
Copy !req
1341. We'll stay until
we eliminate one more player,
Copy !req
1342. then the final table
will be set.
Copy !req
1343. The action is to Huck Cheever.
Copy !req
1344. And Huck raises it to 40,000.
Copy !req
1345. And Frank folds.
Copy !req
1346. Jason re-raises to 100,000.
Copy !req
1347. Michelle folds.
Copy !req
1348. And L.C. folds.
Copy !req
1349. Chico folds.
Copy !req
1350. The action is to Karim Kesai.
Copy !req
1351. All in.
Copy !req
1352. Karim Kesai
is all in.
Copy !req
1353. Josh is out.
Copy !req
1354. The actions to Huck Cheever.
Copy !req
1355. Huck folds, and the action's
back to Jason Keyes.
Copy !req
1356. How much?
Copy !req
1357. He's asked
for a count.
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1358. I'm somewhat
surprised at the play
of Huck Cheever.
Copy !req
1359. He has the reputation
of being a blaster.
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1360. He's playing
very patiently here.
Copy !req
1361. 52 to call.
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1362. 52,000 more.
Copy !req
1363. Call.
Copy !req
1364. And he's called.
Action's complete.
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1365. Let's see them, please.
Copy !req
1366. Ace-queen.
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1367. Karim Kesai
has ace-queen.
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1368. Jason Keyes, two kings!
Copy !req
1369. Two kings
verse ace-queen.
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1370. And the flop.
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1371. It's a three...
And two queens!
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1372. Yes! Beautiful!
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1373. Karim Kesai
has made trip queens.
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1374. Beautiful!
You like?
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1375. The women, they love me!
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1376. Turn card
coming up.
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1377. It's a jack.
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1378. Karim Kesai
looking to double up.
Copy !req
1379. One card left,
and here it is.
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1380. It's a king!
Copy !req
1381. A full house for Jason,
and Karim Kesai
has been eliminated!
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1382. Unbelievable.
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1383. Gracias, muchacho.
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1384. Congratulations,
everybody.
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1385. That's it.
Congratulations.
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1386. We've reached
our final table.
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1387. See you in the morning.
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1388. Hey, it happens.
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1389. Ladies
and gentlemen, welcome.
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1390. We've reached the final table
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1391. of the World Series of Poker,
main event.
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1392. That's tournament director,
Gil Edwards,
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1393. about to introduce the players
at the final table.
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1394. And the players are...
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1395. In seat number one,
from Toronto, Canada,
680,000 in chips.
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1396. Mr. Josh Cohen.
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1397. In seat number 2,
from Tucson, Arizona,
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1398. 551,000 in chips,
Jason Keyes.
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1399. That a boy, son!
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1400. Jason Keyes,
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1401. the amateur Internet player
from Tucson, Arizona,
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1402. playing in his first
live tournament.
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1403. In seat number 3,
664,000 in chips,
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1404. from Detroit, Michigan,
Frank Belando.
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1405. The retired owner
of a tire dealership
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1406. who's living his life's dream.
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1407. In seat number 4,
from Las Vegas, Nevada,
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1408. 790,000 in chips,
Huck Cheever.
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1409. In seat 5,
from Houston, Texas,
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1410. he's a former world champion,
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1411. 420,000 in chips, Chico Banh.
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1412. Chico!
Good luck, Chico!
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1413. In seat number 6,
also from Las Vegas,
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1414. 1,344,000, Michelle Carson.
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1415. Michelle Carson,
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1416. the second woman player
in 33 years
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1417. to make it to the final table.
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1418. In seat number 7,
with 753,000 in chips,
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1419. from Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania, Ralph Kaczynski.
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1420. In seat number 9,
from Monterey Park,
California,
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1421. 1,072,000 in chips,
David Chen.
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1422. Yeah, David!
Hey, guys.
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1423. And our chip leader,
in seat number 8,
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1424. most recently
from the south of France,
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1425. two-time world champion,
2,116,000,
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1426. L.C. Cheever!
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1427. Go for three, L.C.!
L.C.
and Huck Chee ver.
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1428. The first time ever,
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1429. a father and son
have competed
against each other
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1430. at the final table
of the World Series.
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1431. The blinds are still
8,000 and 16,000,
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1432. and the button will start
in seat number 4
with Huck Cheever.
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1433. Good luck, players.
Shuffle up and deal.
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1434. The action will start
with Ralph Kaczynski.
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1435. Ralph folds.
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1436. L.C. raises to 50,000.
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1437. David folds.
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1438. Josh is out.
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1439. Jason folds.
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1440. Frank folds.
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1441. Huck re-raises to 250,000.
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1442. Chico folds.
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1443. Michelle folds.
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1444. The action is back
to L.C. Cheever.
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1445. You trying
to steamroll us, kid?
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1446. Another 200,000,
you can find out.
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1447. I know you're reckless,
Huckleberry,
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1448. but I also know you don't want
to be the first to go out.
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1449. L.C. folds,
and Huck Cheever wins
the first pot.
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1450. The action
is still early,
here at the final table.
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1451. But Huck Cheever
remains consistent.
Copy !req
1452. He's the only player
refusing to show his cards
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1453. to the hole-card cam.
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1454. Even Chico Banh
and L.C. Cheever,
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1455. two former world champions,
have acquiesced.
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1456. The river...
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1457. Is a five.
Chico Banh wins the pot.
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1458. Josh Cohen
is our ninth-place finisher.
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1459. And the river...
Is a jack. Huck Cheever
wins the pot.
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1460. David Chen finishes
in eighth place.
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1461. Michelle Carson
is all in.
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1462. I call.
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1463. Frank calls.
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1464. Frank Belando finishes
in seventh place.
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1465. Nice playing with you.
Copy !req
1466. Thanks.
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1467. How much does he have left?
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1468. About...
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1469. 270.
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1470. Raise.
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1471. 400.
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1472. Ralph re-raises
to 400,000.
Copy !req
1473. L.C. folds.
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1474. The action's back
to Chico Banh.
Copy !req
1475. Call.
Chico's all in
with two eights.
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1476. Ralph Kaczynski has ace-king.
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1477. Two eights versus ace-king.
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1478. And the flop.
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1479. Flop is a king,
a seven and a deuce.
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1480. Two kings for Ralph Kaczynski,
two eights for Chico Banh.
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1481. Unless the Spanish-speaking
Vietnamese catches
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1482. another eight,
it's hasta la vista,
for Chico Banh.
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1483. And the turn.
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1484. It's a three.
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1485. Only an eight
will save Chico Banh.
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1486. And the river...
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1487. Is a jack!
Copy !req
1488. Next time, Chico!
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1489. Chico Banh,
our sixth-place finisher
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1490. takes home $200,000.
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1491. Good luck, Huck.
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1492. Michelle.
Chico.
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1493. And the flop.
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1494. Queen, nine, six, all clubs.
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1495. L.C. bets 200,000.
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1496. Huck folds.
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1497. - Call.
- Michelle calls.
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1498. The turn card...
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1499. Is a deuce of clubs.
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1500. You have to assume
they both have flushes.
Copy !req
1501. The question is, who has
the highest club in the hole?
Copy !req
1502. L.C. checks.
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1503. Michelle bets $400,000.
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1504. L.C. calls.
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1505. And the river...
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1506. Is an eight of clubs.
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1507. L.C. checks.
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1508. I'm all in.
Michelle Carson
is al I in.
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1509. Yeah, get him, Michelle!
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1510. Call.
L.C. calls.
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1511. Michelle has
a king of clubs
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1512. for a king-high flush.
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1513. Very nice.
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1514. But not nice enough?
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1515. Geez!
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1516. A straight flush!
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1517. L.C. Cheever
has eliminated Michelle Carson
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1518. with a straight flush.
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1519. The last straight flush
at the final table
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1520. in the World Series of Poker
was 1994.
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1521. There were none before that.
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1522. - Go, Michelle!
- And Michelle Carson,
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1523. our fifth-place finisher,
wins $320,000.
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1524. Thanks.
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1525. Nice hand.
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1526. Yeah.
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1527. It's usually not the big
hands that do it, though.
Copy !req
1528. Twenty-eight years ago,
I was head-to-head
with Doyle Brunson
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1529. at the final table,
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1530. and he caught a ten
on the river for three tens,
Copy !req
1531. and he won the tournament.
It was his time.
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1532. Two years later,
I knocked Bobby Baldwin out
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1533. with a pair of jacks.
Copy !req
1534. It was my time.
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1535. This is gonna be
my last chance
to win this thing again.
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1536. Tournament's too big,
luck's too much
of a factor now.
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1537. Why do you even care?
You got nothing to prove.
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1538. You've already
won it twice.
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1539. Legacy. See?
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1540. If I can win a third time,
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1541. it'll be in the book,
on the first page.
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1542. One way or the
other, we're...
Copy !req
1543. We're making a kind
of history here,
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1544. you and me, at the...
Final table.
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1545. Yeah, that's one way
to look at it.
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1546. How do you look at it?
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1547. Well, you can call it
what you like.
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1548. What goes around
comes around.
Copy !req
1549. It's a long time
ago, Huckleberry.
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1550. Your mother forgave me.
Copy !req
1551. Why can't you?
Copy !req
1552. What makes you think
she ever forgave you?
Copy !req
1553. She told me so when she
gave me back her wedding ring.
Copy !req
1554. You stole the ring.
Copy !req
1555. That's right, I did.
Copy !req
1556. Hocked it, redeemed it,
gave it back to her.
Copy !req
1557. She never wore it again.
Copy !req
1558. Before she died,
she gave it back to me.
Copy !req
1559. I kept the ring
Copy !req
1560. because your mother's
forgiveness meant a lot to me.
Copy !req
1561. Then why'd you
gamble with it?
Copy !req
1562. I won it from
you, remember?
Copy !req
1563. Because she's your mother.
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1564. Hey, Eddie.
Welcome back.
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1565. Yeah.
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1566. Here you go.
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1567. Thank you.
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1568. He's the man.
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1569. Huck raises to $90,000.
Copy !req
1570. Raise.
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1571. Ralph re-raises to $300,000.
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1572. L.C. folds.
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1573. Jason folds.
Copy !req
1574. Having fun, Ralph?
Copy !req
1575. Huck folds,
and Ralph wins the pot.
Copy !req
1576. Jason raises to $100,000.
Copy !req
1577. Huck calls.
Copy !req
1578. And Ralph calls.
Copy !req
1579. That's three players
in the pot. And the flop.
Copy !req
1580. Jack, four, three,
all different suits.
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1581. Huck checks.
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1582. Ralph bets $350,000.
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1583. Jason calls.
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1584. And Huck calls.
Copy !req
1585. This pot is now
over $1 million.
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1586. And the turn...
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1587. Is the king of hearts.
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1588. Huck checks.
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1589. I'm all in.
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1590. 950.
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1591. Ralph Kaczynski's
all in for $950,000.
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1592. - Oh, my God.
- Jason folds.
Copy !req
1593. Call.
And Huck calls!
Copy !req
1594. Ralph Kaczynski
can't be feeling too good
about this.
Copy !req
1595. In fact, he probably feels
a little like a bear
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1596. who's walked into a trap.
Copy !req
1597. Ralph Kaczynski
has kings and jacks, two pair.
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1598. Huck has a set of threes!
Copy !req
1599. Kaczynski needs
a king or a jack.
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1600. Anything else,
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1601. and Huck Cheever has knocked
him out of this tournament.
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1602. And the river.
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1603. And the river is a queen!
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1604. And Huck Cheever
has won the pot.
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1605. Great hand, Huck!
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1606. Well played.
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1607. Ralph Kaczynski
wins $440,000
with his fourth-place finish.
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1608. Down to our final three.
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1609. Yeah, that was...
Smooth play, man.
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1610. Huck is first
to act on the button.
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1611. Huck calls $40,000.
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1612. L.C. raises to $100,000.
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1613. Jason folds.
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1614. Just call.
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1615. Huck calls.
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1616. What do you mean
"just" call?
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1617. Take it any way you want.
It's just a call.
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1618. Yeah.
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1619. And the flop.
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1620. Flop is seven, five,
deuce, rainbow.
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1621. Let's play for three.
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1622. L.C. makes
it $300,000.
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1623. Raise.
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1624. Your three...
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1625. And three more.
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1626. Huck re-raises to $600,000.
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1627. Interesting raise,
Huckleberry.
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1628. Just call.
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1629. L.C. calls.
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1630. Turn?
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1631. Turn is a deuce of spades.
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1632. Another five to go.
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1633. L.C. bets $500,000.
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1634. - Call.
- Huck calls.
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1635. Pot is now $2 million.
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1636. Now you smooth call.
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1637. The book says if you're
holding the bullets,
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1638. now would be the time
to go over the top.
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1639. Go all in.
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1640. The river?
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1641. River's the eight of hearts.
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1642. So here we are.
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1643. Here we are.
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1644. How much do you have?
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1645. About 650.
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1646. I think I have you,
Huckleberry.
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1647. All in.
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1648. L.C. Cheever is all in.
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1649. If Huck calls,
he'll double up,
or be out.
Copy !req
1650. - Call.
- Huck calls!
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1651. L.C. has two kings.
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1652. Kings.
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1653. Nice hand.
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1654. They're good.
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1655. L.C. Cheever wins the pot.
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1656. Huck Cheever is
our third place finisher,
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1657. winning $650,000.
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1658. Thank you.
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1659. Huck!
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1660. This is it, we're down
to the final two players
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1661. for the world championship.
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1662. L.C. Cheever and our chip
leader, Jason Keyes.
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1663. Make way for
the $2.5 million in cash!
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1664. Huck.
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1665. I put you on
queens, right?
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1666. Right, queens.
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1667. Huck, a couple of
words with you?
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1668. Knocked out by
your own father.
Kind of cold-blooded, huh?
Copy !req
1669. L.C. re-raises to $620,000.
Copy !req
1670. Jason raises one more time...
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1671. Well, somebody who
understands the game
very well once said,
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1672. "Poker's cruel.
Copy !req
1673. "You can't have
sympathy and win."
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1674. L.C. Cheever is all in.
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1675. Excuse me.
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1676. The action
is to Jason Keyes.
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1677. This could be it.
Copy !req
1678. Call.
Jason Keyes calls!
Copy !req
1679. L.C. has ace-king.
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1680. Jason Keyes has
ace-queen of diamonds.
Copy !req
1681. Jason Keyes needs a queen,
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1682. and the river.
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1683. It's a queen!
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1684. Jason Keyes is the
world champion of poker.
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1685. Yeah!
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1686. And L.C. Cheever,
our runner-up,
wins $1.3 million.
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1687. Huck! Hey!
Copy !req
1688. You had the bullets,
didn't you?
Copy !req
1689. Your kings were good.
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1690. No, no.
Copy !req
1691. You gave it to me. Why?
Copy !req
1692. Let's just say
I thought it was your time.
Copy !req
1693. Well...
Copy !req
1694. You were wrong about that.
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1695. So where to now?
Back to France?
Copy !req
1696. No.
Tunica, Atlantic City...
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1697. Tournaments.
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1698. Yeah.
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1699. They're flying a couple
of us old-timers down,
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1700. comping the entrance fees.
Copy !req
1701. The game's being marketed now,
they need celebrity gamblers.
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1702. Like everything else,
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1703. they want to pretend
it's the way it used to be.
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1704. Let's play.
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1705. Play?
Yeah.
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1706. Right now, you and me,
head-to-head.
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1707. Come on.
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1708. Like the old days.
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1709. Do us both good.
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1710. Clear the air.
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1711. As far as I'm concerned,
the air is clear.
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1712. Then you'll play better.
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1713. Come on.
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1714. Cut for deal.
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1715. Angelina, we need
some change over here.
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1716. Gotcha.
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1717. Pennies, nickels
and dimes.
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1718. Night, Billie.
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1719. Night, Andy.
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1720. Can we talk?
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1721. Outside.
I need some fresh air.
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1722. So how did the
tournament go?
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1723. Win some, lose some.
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1724. Easy come, easy go?
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1725. Yeah, same old story.
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1726. And the money's just a
way of keeping score.
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1727. Yeah.
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1728. Except for my
left-pocket winnings.
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1729. The important money.
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1730. $4 and 37 cents.
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1731. Pennies, nickels and dimes.
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1732. Like on the kitchen table.
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1733. You got it.
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1734. You let your father win
in the tournament, didn't you?
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1735. You were there.
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1736. Am I that easy to read?
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1737. When you know the tells.
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1738. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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1739. Guess what, buddy.
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1740. You just lost $20,000.
Copy !req
1741. Thirty days, it's a month.
You lose.
Copy !req
1742. Hate to tell you this,
there's 31 days in May.
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1743. Well, how many
days in August?
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1744. August?
Yeah.
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1745. Thirty, I think.
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1746. Double or nothing
says there's 31.
Bet.
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1747. Yo, buddy.
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