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Who took your phones now?
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You can get 'em at my office!
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How about The Affair?
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We are not your patients.
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He's so fruity.
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you here next to me.
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presents this year.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm just like you.
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hot valedictorian.
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- Can I get some fries?
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- Whatever, Bram.
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- My hands are tired!
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429. And that's
slightly terrifying for me.
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430. So I've been thinking,
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431. maybe I should be
Jon Snow for Halloween.
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432. What about you?
Who are you gonna be?
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433. I'm not dressing up.
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434. For me, Halloween's
all about the Oreos
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435. with the orange frosting
in the middle.
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436. - Hey, hey, he!
- Hey.
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437. Wow. Look at that smile.
You're glowing, man.
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438. No.
You are glowing.
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439. You look happy.
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440. Oh, just regular.
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441. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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442. Me too. I'm a little meh.
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443. Why "meh"?
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444. Oh, I had my big Tinder date
last night. Oh, God.
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445. She was not into it.
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446. Al. All.
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447. - Oh, come on. Too soon.
- No.
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448. The bell is a buzzkill.
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449. - See you, Mr. Worth.
- All right.
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450. Well, thank you
for your help, Fräulein.
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451. You're welcome.
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452. German accent for Cabaret.
Yup. Take care, Ms. Bradley.
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453. Ladies.
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454. Let's see what you got,
interwebs.
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455. Here are your burnt tots,
because you have horrible taste.
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456. Here's your green banana,
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457. because you like
disgusting things.
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458. - Mm-hm.
- Wow, you guys are weird.
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459. Yup. They're practically
Cantonese twins.
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460. Siamese.
Yeah. Siamese.
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461. Yeah, agree to disagree.
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462. I don't think
that's one of those
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463. things where you can
agree to disagree.
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464. Agree.
It's just right.
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465. To each his own.
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466. Oreos.
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467. Man, I love those.
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468. Halloween ones
are the best, right?
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469. Yeah.
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470. Er, so, guys, I have great news.
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471. My aunt's boyfriend
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472. just took off with her car
and all her jewelry.
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473. Bram, that's terrible news!
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474. I know, but it's like,
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475. the third time
it's happened to her.
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476. She has really bad taste in men.
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477. Anyways, my mom is going down
to Orlando to deal with it
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478. which means I get to throw
a Halloween party.
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479. Awesome!
Yay!
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480. Nice!
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481. Thank you, Bram's dumb-ass aunt!
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482. All right, this is
gonna be epic, you guys.
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483. I can bring my karaoke machine.
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484. All right, hey, guys,
Halloween party Friday night!
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485. Friday night, Halloween party,
okay? Bram's house!
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486. - You really set this in motion, man.
- I know, right?
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487. Hey, little guy.
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488. Me?
Halloween party.
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489. Friday night.
Bram's house. Be there.
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490. - You're gonna freak him out, man.
- Yeah.
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491. I know.
He's, like, nine years old.
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492. Very relieved that
we're in agreement on Oreos.
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493. That would have been
a deal-breaker for me.
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494. On a totally different,
non-cookie related note...
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495. is it weird that I have no idea
what you look like,
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496. but I can't stop thinking
about kissing you.
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497. Simon. Simon.
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498. Eyes on your own test.
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499. Don't stop on my account,
Rob and Brianne.
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500. That's the most action
I've seen in weeks.
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501. What do we got here? Ah!
When we're done, it's gonna look
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502. like a real German sex club.
Don't ask me how I know.
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503. Hey! Hey!
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504. The spray paint is for painting,
not for huffing.
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505. You don't want
to get good at that.
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506. Okay, do you guys think
I should dye my hair Grey
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507. - to play Fraulein Schneider?
- Sure.
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508. Really? But my hair
is kind of like my thing.
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509. I'm gonna go get a soda.
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510. Do you want anything?
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511. - No.
- MS.You disgust me.
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512. Simon! Hey, hey, hey.
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513. - Hey, Martin.
- Buddy.
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514. Hey, urn, I used the computer
in the library right after you.
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515. Okay.
Mm-hmm.
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516. Well, I went to Gmail,
and it pulled up your account.
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517. And I, uh, read
some of your emails.
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518. I know I probably shouldn't've,
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519. but they were, like,
right there.
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520. So you'll be interested
to know my brother's gay.
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521. No. Martin, that wouldn't
interest me to know.
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522. Okay. Don'! Worry.
I won't show anyone.
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523. Show anyone what?
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524. Did you print my emails
or something?
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525. Oh, no, no.
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526. I screenshot them.
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527. - You screenshotted my emails?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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528. Let me talk to you for a second.
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529. - Oh, Ms. Bradley.
- Hello, Martin.
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530. - Did you feather your hair?
- No, Martin. Shh.
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531. Looking good, huh?
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532. This is a good section.
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533. Jeez.
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534. Now, why the hell
did you screenshot my emails?
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535. Ah, well, you and Abby Susso
are good friends. Right?
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536. Yeah. We know each other.
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537. What does that have
to do with anything?
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538. Well, I need you to help me
talk with her...
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539. and hang outwith her
and stuff, you know?
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540. Why would I help you do that?
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541. Are you blackmailing me?
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542. Oh, shh! Okay. Don't be
so dramatic here, Simon.
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543. Sup, Tyler?
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544. What's up, Tyler?
Is that a Patagonia?
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545. Nice. I just like her.
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546. And I think
that you could help me.
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547. Yeah, what if I say no, Martin?
I mean, what are you gonna do?
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548. You gonna tell the whole school
that I'm...
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549. You're gonna leak my emails?
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550. You're gonna post 'em
on CreekSecrets?
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551. I just think
that we're in a position here,
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552. where we could help
each other out is all.
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553. So think about it.
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554. Good talk.
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555. You know, I never thought
of a pepper
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556. as being a vegetable...
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557. but it makes perfect sense.
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558. I like the cilantro.
A little Mexican flair, huh?
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559. Very creative, kiddo.
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560. You hate the peppers.
Don't you?
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561. No. The peppers are great.
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562. I'm just gonna get some air.
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563. Jacques, I have to get
something off my chest
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564. The other day, you asked me
what I was wearing for Halloween
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565. and I said I wasn't dressing up.
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566. I lied. Truth is,
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567. I didn't want you to know
what I was wearing
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568. because I don't want you
to know who lam.
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569. Right now, these emails,
they feel like
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570. this totally safe place.
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571. I'm just not ready
for my whole world to change.
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572. I hope you understand.
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573. Yes, Blue. I understand.
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574. Okay, if you want me
to help you with Abby,
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575. you cannot eat that.
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576. So you're gonna help me?
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577. Yeah.
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578. Simon, that is fantastic news.
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579. I really think that Abby and I
are meant to be together.
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580. Really? Do you?
Mm-hmm.
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581. It's not all about looks, Simon.
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582. Okay. So you're banking
on your great,
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583. blackmaily personality
to get the job done?
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584. Where are we going?
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585. Your place.
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586. We're gonna see
if you have anything
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587. that doesn't scream
"punch me."
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588. Actually, I've got swim lessons.
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589. Cancel it!
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590. Okay, I just have to
call my mom first.
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591. She has to approve everybody
that comes in the house.
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592. All right. Here we go.
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593. All right. And here we are.
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594. This is where the magic happens.
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595. Wow.
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596. Ooh. Correction.
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597. This is where the magic happens.
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598. I've been dabbling
in close-up illusions.
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599. Does Abby like magic?
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600. No. Martin, I don't think
she does like magic.
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601. But, um,
there's a really thin line
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602. between laughing with someone,
and laughing at someone.
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603. And you are that line.
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604. So, if you want
Abby to like you,
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605. what you have to do
is you have to
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606. make her see you as more of a...
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607. As sexy Martin!
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608. Yeah! Yeah, I could be sexy.
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609. You like dudes. Tell me.
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610. What part of me
do you find the hottest?
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611. - No. I'm not doing this.
- No. Come on.
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612. No, Martin.
I don't want to answer that.
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613. Look, if you said my shoulders
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614. I would dress to accentuate.
You know?
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615. You know what?
Here's your first tip.
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616. Ripped.
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617. Girls,
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618. they don't want
to read your clothes.
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619. I think you're wrong
about that one.
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620. - How many of these do you have?
- Hey, can you...
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621. Please, just stop! Hey! Stop!
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622. Look, I don't want your help
in changing me.
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623. I want your help in getting
Abby to like me for me.
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624. Look. Um...
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625. there's a party this Saturday.
At Bram's.
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626. Do you want to go
with my friends and I?
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627. Yes!
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628. Yes! So simple.
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629. Must be why
they call you Simple Simon.
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630. Nobody calls me that, Martin.
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631. Hey, uh, do you want to,
like, sleep over?
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632. Nope.
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633. Oh, hello.
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634. Hey, what's up?
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635. - Nice, right?
- Nick.
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636. Good?
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637. This is, like, a new level of
laziness, even fur you.
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638. What do you mean?
I'm Cristiano Ronaldo.
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639. And you couldn't
even be bothered
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640. to fill in the letters
on the back?
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641. No, come on. Give me that.
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642. You are a bully.
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643. Hey. Don't
talk about Yoko that way, man.
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644. Because if you do,
you're out of the band.
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645. Who are you guys supposed to be?
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646. John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
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647. Oh! I thought she was the girl
from The Ring,
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648. and you were Jesus.
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649. Jesus? No. Why would Jesus be
wearing a white suit?
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650. I don't know. You tell me.
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651. You're the one who decided to
dress up like fancy Jesus.
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652. Oh, my God. Okay. Come here.
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653. - Turn around.
- I'm here.
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654. - Turn around.
- Okay.
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655. Okay. Way better.
Is it good? Is it?
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656. Yeah. Now, we need to do
something about this hair.
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657. Maybe slick it back?
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658. It doesn't do that.
It doesn't slick back.
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659. Wonder Woman in the hizzy!
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660. Hi!
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661. I made up a catchphrase,
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662. 'cause Wonder Woman
doesn't have one.
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663. "Hizzy" means house.
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664. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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665. - Right. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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666. Oh, Abby, you look amazing.
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667. Thank you!
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668. Yeah.
You look awesome.
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669. I'm gonna go make
those frozen pizzas.
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670. - All right.
- Yeah, I'll help.
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671. That's a nice costume, for real.
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672. Thank you.
What? Cristiano Ronaldo!
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673. Nailed it.
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674. Do you remember
when we went to school
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675. dressed as Charlie's Angels?
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676. Oh, my God, yes.
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677. And Nick's balls fell out
of his booty shorts
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678. when he, like, dropped down
to do the gun pose?
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679. Mm. Do you miss
trick-or-treating?
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680. What, you mean instead of, like,
going to loud parties
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681. pretending to like
the taste of beer
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682. and feeling too
self-conscious to dance?
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683. I don't know why
you feel self-conscious.
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684. I mean,
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685. you are very clearly the coolest
person at our school.
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686. I'm pretty sure you're
the only one who feels that way.
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687. But thank you.
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688. Who's that?
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689. I invited Martin.
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690. Martin Addison?
Why?
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691. Is this a Make-A-Wish situation?
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692. No, he's cool.
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693. Hey.
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694. Oh, looking sharp.
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695. What the...
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696. - Guys.
- What are you supposed to be?
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697. Isn't it obvious?
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698. Ah! I'm a Freudian slip.
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699. Abby. Wonder Woman.
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700. Just pick a song already.
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701. Hey, Nick, uh,
can you not rush me?
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702. Honestly, I can't
choose. There's so many.
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703. That's like Netflix.
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704. You know, trying to pick
a film on Netflix.
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705. I'm like...
"Am I in an Apatow mood,
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706. or am I in a Billy Wilder
mood?" You know?
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707. Ooh, play Drake. Yes.
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708. Uh, no. Drake is, like,
super played out at this point.
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709. You can't play out a rap god.
Doesn't happen.
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710. Impossible.
First of all,
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711. he's not a rap god.
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712. And second of all,
I'm looking for some Beyoncé.
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713. Oh.
I just can't find "Lemonade."
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714. Hey. Here's an
interesting question.
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715. I love Beyoncé.
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716. What makes you
guys feel nostalgic?
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717. You do?
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718. I mean, I think everybody
kinda likes Beyoncé.
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719. Minds grape soda makes me
feel very nostalgic.
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720. What are you talking about?
What makes you feel nostalgic?
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721. Hey, Abby.
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722. I bet you're gonna have
the best costume tonight.
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723. - Thanks.
- Nah, you're welcome.
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724. What the hell, Spier?
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725. Hey, why is Nick
still flirting with Abby?
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726. I don't know, Martin.
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727. Maybe you shouldn't
have worn a dress.
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728. You look like a drag queen
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729. rolled around
in magnetic poetry.
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730. Hey, Abby!
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731. Whenever you need a refill
of your drink,
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732. I'll be
your designated bartender.
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733. So don't worry.
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734. Okay. Hey, Chloe,
come here!
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735. Yo, yo, yo!
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736. Hey. John Lennon?
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737. - Yeah. You got it.
- Nice.
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738. And, um, Nick you're...
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739. You're Nick.
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740. No. No. I'm Ronaldo.
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741. - Oh, My bad.
- Obviously.
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742. Who are you supposed to be?
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743. Oh. Uh... I am post-presidency
Barack Obama.
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744. So I'm just chillin' in
Hawaii, drinking Mai Tais,
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745. writing memoirs and hoping
Trump doesn't destroy my legacy.
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746. That's awesome.
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747. Thanks. Now let's go
to the bar. Come on.
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748. Yeah.
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749. Hell yeah.
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750. All right, we should
have a little toast.
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751. No, thanks. I'm driving.
And Simon doesn't really drink.
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752. No, I drink.
It's cool. I drink.
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753. - All right, that's my man.
- Really?
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754. You wouldn't even have a glass
of Manischewitz at Leah's Seder.
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755. No, it's Halloween, man.
It's a special occasion.
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756. True that.
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757. Cheers.
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758. You Okay?
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759. You're good at this.
You got this.
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760. Abby is the hottest
Wonder Woman I have ever seen.
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761. Yeah.
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762. The shit that I would let her
do to me with that lasso.
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763. Oh, I know, man.
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764. Just, like, tie me up
with that thing.
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765. You're not into Abby, are you?
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766. No, no, no.
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767. I mean, it's not like I...
She's cute...
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768. Yeah.
but she's just
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769. not really my type.
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770. Not because she's black.
I love black women.
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771. Not like, you know, I have
a thing for black women,
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772. I just love all women.
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773. Oh, oh. Oh!
Oh!
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774. Oh, hey.
Hey! Oh, hey.
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775. Hey. Mm.
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776. - I'm gonna go ask her out.
- What? No.
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777. - No? No?
- No.
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778. - You can't ask Abby out.
- Why not?
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779. Because. She didn't tell you
about Jonathan?
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780. - She didn't tell you about that?
- No
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781. He's older.
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782. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
In college.
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783. He's really experienced.
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784. You know I've only
had sex once, right?
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785. I know that.
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786. You know,
it's like no one tells you
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787. how dark everything is
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788. and how slippery everything
gets, and, you know,
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789. the pans you think
are the right parts
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790. are actually
the wrong parts and...
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791. All right, I'm gonna go eat
my feelings away.
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792. Man, I'm sorry...
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793. No, it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
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794. Whoa, whoa.
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795. - Hey, Simon!
- Hey.
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796. Hey, you wanna play Beirut?
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797. Yeah. Sure.
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798. We just need two more people.
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799. How about you and me,
and then, um...
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800. Let me pour. I insist.
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801. Abby and Martin?
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802. Okay, cool.
Hey, Martin.
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803. Yeah.
Abby.
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804. Let's play Beirut.
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805. No, I don't...
Yeah. Let's do it.
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806. Come on, let's go.
It'll be fun. It'll be fun.
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807. Good old competition.
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808. Ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
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809. Beirut. Right?
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810. Yes!
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811. Okay. Have you ever played
Beirut before?
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812. Uh, totally. Yeah.
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813. Great. All right, so,
two reracks, no blowing
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814. and two balls in the cup means
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815. that you have
to take three, okay?
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816. Okay. Cool.
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817. I thought we were talking
about a different game.
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818. We'll just explain
as we go. Okay?
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819. - Yeah.
- Okay. Got it.
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820. Ready?
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821. Maybe you should take these...
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822. Oh.
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823. You'll see better.
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824. Right?
Good idea. Yeah.
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825. - All you.
- Raindrop!
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826. Here we go, all right.
You got this one.
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827. Oh, is that...
This is mine to drink?
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828. God.
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829. Oh!
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830. All right.
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831. Chug! Chug! Chug!
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832. Do we need a handshake?
Is that...
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833. You get one of these in
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834. and we can totally
have a handshake.
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835. Fly it away. Fly it away.
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836. Chug, chug, chug.
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837. - Sweet!
- All right.
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838. Hey, Bram. It's me, Jacques.
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839. Hey, Bram. I'm Jacques.
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840. Hey, Barack. It's me, Jacques.
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841. Why did I pick Jacques?
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842. Yeah, no problem.
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843. Oh.
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844. I'm sorry, I thought
this was the bathroom.
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845. Sorry.
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846. - I'm starting to get so tired!
- I am so tired.
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847. Hey, Martin, not now, man.
All right? I've had a big night.
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848. Oh!
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849. Really? Really?
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850. I'm sorry.
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851. Come on!
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852. - What are you doing?
- I don't know.
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853. Okay, come on.
We gotta get you home.
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854. Look, we're so close!
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855. Oh, my God!
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856. Wait, what?
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857. Dude, my parents are still up.
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858. Oh, God.
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859. Oh...
Okay, you know what...
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860. Come on.
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861. I need you to think of
something really sad...
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862. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
863. Like, the documentary
about how all the whales
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864. hate living at SeaWorld.
Copy !req
865. Too sad!
Copy !req
866. God. Okay, then just,
you know what,
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867. don't say anything at all...
Copy !req
868. And we'll ditch the barf shirt
till tomorrow.
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869. Okay.
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870. Si?
Yeah.
Copy !req
871. Just as little as possible,
Copy !req
872. say as little as possible.
Copy !req
873. So how does that work?
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874. I know, I remember
when I went to...
Copy !req
875. Hey, guys!
Copy !req
876. Hey!
Hey!
Copy !req
877. Come talk to us.
Hey!
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878. How was the party?
It was really fun.
Copy !req
879. - Was it?
- Yeah.
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880. Aces.
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881. Huh.
Copy !req
882. Uh, well. Thanks for
letting me stay over.
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883. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Copy !req
884. You've been
staying over 10 years.
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885. You don't have to thank us.
Copy !req
886. Oh. Yeah, thanks.
Copy !req
887. Stop. Shh!
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888. John Lennon was wearing
a woman's sweater.
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889. Mm.
And he's drunk.
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890. Definitely.
So how do we feel about that?
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891. Well, he didn't drive drunk,
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892. and he's home
before curfew, so...
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893. Good. That's what I thought
we thought.
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894. Yeah, that's what
we think, right?
Copy !req
895. Yeah. We're good parents.
Copy !req
896. Yeah, we're good parents.
Right?
Copy !req
897. The room stopped spinning.
Copy !req
898. Do you ever feel weird?
Copy !req
899. - Weird?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
900. Sometimes I feel like
I'm always on the outside.
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901. What do you mean?
Copy !req
902. Like tonight, you know...
Copy !req
903. I was at that party,
and it was fun, but...
Copy !req
904. it kinda felt like I was
Copy !req
905. watching it
from across the room.
Copy !req
906. I don't know,
there's this invisible line
Copy !req
907. that I have to cross to really
be a part of everything
Copy !req
908. and I just,
I can't ever cross it.
Copy !req
909. I feel that way sometimes, too.
Copy !req
910. Not tonight you didn't.
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911. Yeah, I was trying something.
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912. Yeah, sometimes I think
it'd be so much easier
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913. to be one of these people who
can just take a few shots
Copy !req
914. and then hook up
with whoever's closest.
Copy !req
915. Yeah, I guess I'm just unlucky.
Copy !req
916. Unlucky?
Copy !req
917. Why?
Copy !req
918. Because I'm not a casual person.
Copy !req
919. What kind of person are you?
Copy !req
920. I think I'm the kind of person
who is destined to care so much
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921. about one person,
it nearly kills me.
Copy !req
922. Me too.
Copy !req
923. It's getting late.
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924. Si?
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925. Yeah?
Copy !req
926. Good night.
Copy !req
927. Good night.
Copy !req
928. Dear Blue,
Copy !req
929. so one of my friends
likes the other,
Copy !req
930. and he has no idea.
I guess we all have secrets.
Copy !req
931. Anyway, I've been thinking about
why I haven't come out yet.
Copy !req
932. Maybe it's because
it doesn't seem fair
Copy !req
933. that only gay people
have to come out.
Copy !req
934. Why is straight the default?
Copy !req
935. I have something
I need to tell you.
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936. Mom, there's something
I have to tell you.
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937. Can we talk?
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938. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
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939. I'm straight.
Copy !req
940. I'm sorry, Mom, it's true.
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941. I like girls.
Copy !req
942. I like men.
Copy !req
943. You get that
from your daddy's side.
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944. I'm in love with Nick.
Copy !req
945. I feel like I've been raising
a stranger.
Copy !req
946. Yes, absolutely, you have.
Copy !req
947. I'm heterosexual.
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948. Oh, God. Help me, Jesus. Please.
Copy !req
949. Or maybe it's because
I can't be sure
Copy !req
950. this whole "being gay" thing
is forever.
Copy !req
951. Or maybe it's that there's
not that much
Copy !req
952. of high school left and pan
of me wants to hold on to
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953. who I've always been
just a little longer.
Copy !req
954. And then, when I go to college
in Los Angeles,
Copy !req
955. I'll be gay and proud,
I promise.
Copy !req
956. Yeah, maybe not that gay.
Copy !req
957. I'm not sure
who I'm promising.
Copy !req
958. I'll keep ruminating.
Copy !req
959. Love, Jacques.
Copy !req
960. Shit!
Copy !req
961. So, yeah,
after swimming with dolphins,
Copy !req
962. we fly to Saint Martin
for New Year's.
Copy !req
963. Anybody else,
Christmas in the Caribbean?
Copy !req
964. Staying here.
Copy !req
965. We have a classic
Spier tradition
Copy !req
966. of French toast
on Christmas Eve.
Copy !req
967. I'm going to an unheated
vacation house
Copy !req
968. in the middle of nowhere.
Copy !req
969. As is our bleak
family tradition.
Copy !req
970. Ow! Ow!
Copy !req
971. Oh, man. Oh.
You okay?
Copy !req
972. Oh, yeah, that's a paper cut.
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973. Overdramatic.
Copy !req
974. Um, Simon, do you know
where the bandages are?
Copy !req
975. Yeah. They're just
in the supply closet.
Copy !req
976. Okay, do you mind showing me?
Copy !req
977. Be right back.
Copy !req
978. He's like a nurse, this man.
Copy !req
979. Okay, I don't actually have
a paper cut.
Copy !req
980. I know that, Martin.
You're a very bad actor.
Copy !req
981. What, you think this is funny?
Copy !req
982. Simon, look,
I don't wanna have to
Copy !req
983. leak your emails, all right?
But I will.
Copy !req
984. Look, you cannot
bring Blue into this, okay?
Copy !req
985. If he found out
that my emails got leaked,
Copy !req
986. he'd get totally freaked,
all right?
Copy !req
987. He'd never talk to me again.
Copy !req
988. Yeah, probably not, you know?
Copy !req
989. The Internet's a freaky place
to meet people.
Copy !req
990. - Yo.
- Hey!
Copy !req
991. Hey!
Copy !req
992. Fun movie! Freak.
Freaky Friday.
Copy !req
993. That's a fun movie!
Freaky, freak, freaky.
Copy !req
994. You guys are weird.
Copy !req
995. I need a Band-Aid.
Those programs are a bitch.
Copy !req
996. Erm, yo. Martin was having
trouble running his lines
Copy !req
997. and we were thinking we could go
to Waffle House and go over 'em.
Copy !req
998. - Really?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
999. That would be great.
Copy !req
1000. I'm insky.
Copy !req
1001. - Good work, Spier.
- Go to hell, Martin.
Copy !req
1002. Jacques,
if I were a betting man,
Copy !req
1003. I'd say you were drunk emailing
me during that last letter.
Copy !req
1004. Don't worry. I liked it.
Copy !req
1005. As for coming out,
I know what you mean
Copy !req
1006. about wanting to waft
till college.
Copy !req
1007. But our emails have inspired me.
Copy !req
1008. I'm going to tell my family.
So thanks, Jacques.
Copy !req
1009. Love, Blue.
Copy !req
1010. Yeah.
Copy !req
1011. Hey!
Copy !req
1012. - Madame.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1013. Simon...
Copy !req
1014. How the thespians
rehearse, right?
Copy !req
1015. Hey, guys.
Copy !req
1016. What can I get you?
Copy !req
1017. Lyle! You guys know Lyle?
We have Latin together.
Copy !req
1018. I don't think so.
Copy !req
1019. Hi. How's it going?
Copy !req
1020. Actually, we had Bio together
last year?
Copy !req
1021. - Oh, really?
- It's Simon, right?
Copy !req
1022. Yeah. Yeah, sorry,
I don't, um...
Copy !req
1023. It's okay.
It was like a big class,
Copy !req
1024. and I have a good
memory for faces.
Copy !req
1025. What can I get you guys?
Copy !req
1026. Well, we plan
on being here for a while.
Copy !req
1027. So, we're gonna start off small
and go larger.
Copy !req
1028. Probably get some bacon first,
some sausage. I'd say...
Copy !req
1029. "You're right. I'm much
too strange and extraordinary.
Copy !req
1030. Much! And much too distracting!"
Copy !req
1031. Wow.
Copy !req
1032. And you never did any acting
at your old school?
Copy !req
1033. No. Can we get back to...
Copy !req
1034. And yet,
you're from D.C., right?
Copy !req
1035. Yeah. Can you give me
my next cue, though?
Copy !req
1036. So why
did you move here?
Copy !req
1037. Because my parents got divorced
Copy !req
1038. and my aunt found us
an apartment in her building.
Copy !req
1039. - Why'd they get divorced?
- Why dues it matter, Martin?
Copy !req
1040. Are you writing
a book about girls
Copy !req
1041. from a broken home in D.C.?
Copy !req
1042. So?
Copy !req
1043. I thought that my dad
Copy !req
1044. was the greatest
person on the planet.
Copy !req
1045. But it turns out that he's
just a sad, tired loser
Copy !req
1046. who hates his job,
drinks way too much beer,
Copy !req
1047. and cheats on his wife.
Copy !req
1048. To make up for all the stuff
that I just mentioned, so...
Copy !req
1049. Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Copy !req
1050. Yeah.
Copy !req
1051. You deserve the father
that you thought you had.
Copy !req
1052. You know what, Abby?
Copy !req
1053. You deserve a goddamn superhero.
Copy !req
1054. Okay, thank you.
Let's get back to the...
Copy !req
1055. Say it.
Copy !req
1056. What?
Copy !req
1057. I wanna hear you say,
Copy !req
1058. "I, Abby Susso,
am an incredible young woman
Copy !req
1059. and deserve
a goddamn superhero."
Copy !req
1060. I'm not gonna say that, Martin.
Copy !req
1061. Okay. Well, um...
Copy !req
1062. I won't stop until you say it.
Copy !req
1063. Okay.
Copy !req
1064. What are you...
Excuse me.
Copy !req
1065. - Waffle House patrons!
- Martin. Martin, stop.
Copy !req
1066. - Pardon the interruption.
- Martin.
Copy !req
1067. I would just like to say
that Abby Susso here
Copy !req
1068. is an incredible young woman.
Copy !req
1069. Martin, please.
Copy !req
1070. And deserves
a goddamn superhero.
Copy !req
1071. - Okay, okay...
- That's right. Abby Susso!
Copy !req
1072. Abby Susso I'm Abby Susso!
Copy !req
1073. - Is an incredible young woman!
- I'm Abby Susso!
Copy !req
1074. Incredible young woman,
and deserves...
Copy !req
1075. A goddamn superhero.
A goddamn superhero.
Copy !req
1076. A goddamn superhero!
A goddamn superhero!
Copy !req
1077. A goddamn superhero!
Copy !req
1078. Yeah.
Copy !req
1079. All right.
Copy !req
1080. Breakthrough. Yeah.
Copy !req
1081. Okay, you can all go back
to your meals. Thank you.
Copy !req
1082. Please sit down. Please.
Copy !req
1083. Well...
Copy !req
1084. Well, let's get back to...
Copy !req
1085. my entrance into your song.
I'm gonna take five.
Copy !req
1086. "Ah, the Kit Kat Klub
proudly presents...
Copy !req
1087. I'll be right back.
Copy !req
1088. a beautiful woman
coming straight from England."
Copy !req
1089. Sally Bow/es, everybody."
Copy !req
1090. Hey.
Copy !req
1091. Were you in Bio when they did
that identifying leaves test?
Copy !req
1092. Yes. And Joel Winslow
ate that poison ivy.
Copy !req
1093. Because Doug Fogerty told him
it was pot.
Copy !req
1094. - Right.
- Poor Joel.
Copy !req
1095. I think he just wants
to be liked 'cause...
Copy !req
1096. you ever notice that he has
extra pens in his backpack?
Copy !req
1097. Like, you know,
he's just waiting for the day
Copy !req
1098. that someone comes up
to ask him for a pen?
Copy !req
1099. And then he can be that guy
to give 'em a pen.
Copy !req
1100. You see everything,
don't you, Simon?
Copy !req
1101. I don't know.
Copy !req
1102. But Simon means
"the one who hears"
Copy !req
1103. and Spier means
"the one who sees"
Copy !req
1104. so you put that all together
Copy !req
1105. and pretty sure that means
I was just destined
Copy !req
1106. to be up
in everybody's business.
Copy !req
1107. I've gotta get back inside
Copy !req
1108. and scrub down
some waffle irons.
Copy !req
1109. - Duty calls.
- Indeed.
Copy !req
1110. I'll see you in there.
Copy !req
1111. Yeah, I'll see ya.
Copy !req
1112. Hi.
Copy !req
1113. So my dad's flying in
tonight for Hanukkah.
Copy !req
1114. If you are thinking,
Copy !req
1115. "But Hanukkah isn't
for another month!"
Copy !req
1116. Well, you are correct.
Copy !req
1117. Welcome to navigating
divorced parents.
Copy !req
1118. Take holidays
where you can get them.
Copy !req
1119. And my dad's staying at the
same crappy motel as always.
Copy !req
1120. Well do all our
horribly awkward traditions.
Copy !req
1121. Well light the menorah
and I'll silently pray
Copy !req
1122. that the sprinklers
don't go off.
Copy !req
1123. That's happened twice before.
Copy !req
1124. Would you believe I'm
considering doubling down
Copy !req
1125. and turning
this whole awkward mess
Copy !req
1126. into a coming out thing?
Copy !req
1127. Do you think I'm crazy?
Copy !req
1128. No, Blue,
I don't think you're crazy.
Copy !req
1129. I think you're crazy brave.
Copy !req
1130. Honestly, Martin used to
annoy the crap out of me.
Copy !req
1131. But he's actually kind of
a cool person.
Copy !req
1132. I've been meaning to ask you
about your parents.
Copy !req
1133. I just didn't wanna say anything
Copy !req
1134. when we were actually
in the restaurant.
Copy !req
1135. I wasn't sure if you
wanted to talk about it.
Copy !req
1136. Yeah' No, I don't mention it
a lot
Copy !req
1137. because it kind of messes
with my image.
Copy !req
1138. What kind of image?
Copy !req
1139. The girl who is excited to start
a new school senior year.
Copy !req
1140. Girl whose life didn't
just end, like, three months ago,
Copy !req
1141. who's angry and sad
all the time.
Copy !req
1142. Girl who still believes in love.
Copy !req
1143. Come on.
You still believe in love.
Copy !req
1144. Maybe.
Copy !req
1145. Have you ever been in love?
Copy !req
1146. I think so.
Copy !req
1147. Abby.
Copy !req
1148. Yeah?
Copy !req
1149. I'm gay.
Copy !req
1150. Oh.
Copy !req
1151. You can't tell anyone though.
Copy !req
1152. Nobody really knows,
Copy !req
1153. and I don't really want people
to find out.
Copy !req
1154. I won't. I promise.
Copy !req
1155. Okay.
Copy !req
1156. You surprised?
Copy !req
1157. No.
Copy !req
1158. - So you knew?
- No.
Copy !req
1159. But you're not surprised?
Copy !req
1160. Do you want me to be surprised?
Copy !req
1161. I don't know.
Copy !req
1162. Okay.
Copy !req
1163. Well, I love you.
Copy !req
1164. So...
Copy !req
1165. Love you, too.
Copy !req
1166. There's no one behind us.
Copy !req
1167. You don't have to put
your blinker on.
Copy !req
1168. - Okay, just being safe.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1169. Dear Blue, I hope
it goes okay with your dad.
Copy !req
1170. Whatever happens,
you inspired me.
Copy !req
1171. I came out to my friend tonight.
Copy !req
1172. And I never would have
done that without you.
Copy !req
1173. Maybe we should ride
this bravery train
Copy !req
1174. and reveal our identities.
Copy !req
1175. I'm dying to know who you are.
Love, Jacques.
Copy !req
1176. Hold my dad.
Copy !req
1177. It was insanely awkward.
But also, kind of fine.
Copy !req
1178. And you got it backwards.
Copy !req
1179. It's you who inspires me.
Copy !req
1180. But I'm sorry,
Copy !req
1181. I'm just not ready for us to
know each other's identities.
Copy !req
1182. Love, Blue.
Copy !req
1183. Hey! What are you doing?
I'm a fry shark!
Copy !req
1184. Yeah!
Copy !req
1185. That is good.
You're a good fry shark.
Copy !req
1186. Thank you, thank you.
I like that.
Copy !req
1187. I didn't even know
you were coming near.
Copy !req
1188. You know what day it is?
What day is it?
Copy !req
1189. Must be Friday!
Copy !req
1190. Oh!
Copy !req
1191. I guess I'm being loved,
right? Right?
Copy !req
1192. Yeah.
Excuse me.
Copy !req
1193. Hey, what do you get
when you get black and Jewish?
Copy !req
1194. - What?
- Bluish.
Copy !req
1195. That's mean.
Simon?
Copy !req
1196. Since when does Abby find
Martin so goddamn funny?
Copy !req
1197. Yeah, it's crazy.
Copy !req
1198. You know, this is stupid.
Copy !req
1199. I'm just gonna tell her
that I like her.
Copy !req
1200. And I've been thinking
Copy !req
1201. the whole sexual
experience thing,
Copy !req
1202. it's not that big of a deal.
Copy !req
1203. And, actually,
I've been practicing, right?
Copy !req
1204. I got this thing online.
It's really cool.
Copy !req
1205. It's called a pocket puss...
Abby likes Martin.
Copy !req
1206. She told me herself.
Copy !req
1207. But he's Martin.
I know.
Copy !req
1208. Look, I don't care.
I'm gonna try.
Copy !req
1209. Hey, wait, wait.
What about Leah?
Copy !req
1210. What about Leah?
Copy !req
1211. Dude.
Copy !req
1212. Leah's in love with you.
Copy !req
1213. No, she's not.
Copy !req
1214. Are you kidding me?
Copy !req
1215. I mean, come on.
The way she looks at you
Copy !req
1216. and how she's been all jealous
ever since Abby's been around?
Copy !req
1217. And she blushes every time
you come into the room.
Copy !req
1218. Look, you and Abby...
Copy !req
1219. it's never gonna happen.
Copy !req
1220. But you and Leah...
Copy !req
1221. I mean, you could be
incredible together.
Copy !req
1222. - Hey.
- What's up?
Copy !req
1223. So I have something to tell you.
Copy !req
1224. Nick just asked me to get dinner
before the homecoming game.
Copy !req
1225. Okay.
Copy !req
1226. No, like, Si, he was like...
Copy !req
1227. He came up to me and he's like,
"Do you wanna go get dinner?"
Copy !req
1228. All right, and I was like,
Copy !req
1229. "Sure, are Abby and Simon in?"
And he was like
Copy !req
1230. "I was thinking it could just be
the two of us. Like, a date."
Copy !req
1231. That's amazing.
Copy !req
1232. It is?
Copy !req
1233. Yeah.
Copy !req
1234. Leah, come on.
Copy !req
1235. I know you're into him.
Copy !req
1236. What?
Copy !req
1237. All that stuff that
you were talking about
Copy !req
1238. the night after
Bram's party, about,
Copy !req
1239. you know,
being so into one person
Copy !req
1240. that it almost kills you.
Copy !req
1241. You were talking about Nick.
Copy !req
1242. Uh...
Copy !req
1243. So you think
I should go out with him?
Copy !req
1244. Yes. Yes.
Copy !req
1245. Okay.
Copy !req
1246. Yeah?
Yeah!
Copy !req
1247. I promise you,
you're not gonna regret it.
Copy !req
1248. It's gonna be great!
Copy !req
1249. Let's pull out
your claws, Grizzlies!
Copy !req
1250. Oh!
Copy !req
1251. Simon, that Almont QB
is insanely hot.
Copy !req
1252. We can talk about stuff
like this now, you know.
Copy !req
1253. Yeah, I still don't know
Copy !req
1254. if I really quite
figured out how.
Copy !req
1255. - Seriously?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1256. We gotta practice.
All right. Simon.
Copy !req
1257. Yeah?
Do you think
Copy !req
1258. that quarterback is lookin'
fine in those hot pants?
Copy !req
1259. He's lookin' pretty fine.
Copy !req
1260. No. No. No.
Copy !req
1261. Fine! Good.
Put your body into it.
Copy !req
1262. Fine!
Copy !req
1263. That was really good.
Copy !req
1264. That was so good.
Thanks.
Copy !req
1265. Hey, check it out.
It's the Waffle House guy.
Copy !req
1266. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1267. Whoa.
Copy !req
1268. Lyle?
I don't know. Could be.
Copy !req
1269. I don't know.
Do you think he's...
Copy !req
1270. I don't know.
Copy !req
1271. Okay, well,
you should talk to him.
Copy !req
1272. I'm gonna go get a coffee.
Look, you are fine!
Copy !req
1273. You got this.
Copy !req
1274. Hi.
Copy !req
1275. Hey. If it isn't
my favorite waiter.
Copy !req
1276. Ah, there he is.
The guy who sees everything.
Copy !req
1277. Yeah.
Copy !req
1278. Hey, I wouldn't have taken you
for a homecoming guy.
Copy !req
1279. Oh, just here for the coffee.
Copy !req
1280. Of course. Yeah, it's all
about the cappuccinos
Copy !req
1281. and camaraderie for this guy.
Copy !req
1282. I'm glad you're here.
Copy !req
1283. You are?
Copy !req
1284. Yeah.
Copy !req
1285. 'Cause I wanted to
ask you something.
Copy !req
1286. I was gonna ask you
the other day
Copy !req
1287. and then I was, like,
too chickenshit.
Copy !req
1288. What's Abby's deal?
Copy !req
1289. I know you and her
hang out a lot.
Copy !req
1290. Are the two of you
like a thing, or...
Copy !req
1291. No.
Copy !req
1292. No, uh, we're just friends.
Copy !req
1293. I could never be just friends
with someone that hot.
Copy !req
1294. Yeah!
Every day is a struggle.
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1295. I gotta go. I'll see ya.
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1296. Hey! You!
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1297. Little birdie told me
you're into bears!
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1298. Dude! It's me!
Copy !req
1299. I'm the Creekwood bear.
Copy !req
1300. Of course you are.
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1301. Thank you.
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1302. Not a compliment.
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1303. Hey, um... I figured out
my next move with Abby.
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1304. Great, that's good for you,
Martin.
Copy !req
1305. I just wanted to run it by you
real quick.
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1306. No, Martin, look.
Copy !req
1307. I've been helping you for weeks
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1308. and I am sick and tired
of helping you
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1309. mess with my friends' lives.
Copy !req
1310. So why don't you
just do that shit
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1311. that you did at Waffle House?
Copy !req
1312. That went great.
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1313. So you're saying
I should go for it?
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1314. It's kind of a big gesture.
Copy !req
1315. Go big or go home!
Right, Martin?
Copy !req
1316. Go big or go home.
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1317. I like that.
Thanks for the pep talk, man!
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1318. Gotta get amped up.
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1319. Come on!
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1320. MR. We're gonna take ya!
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1321. Ethan!
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1322. I didn't know you like football.
Copy !req
1323. He's just here
to check out the packages.
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1324. Didn't your mother ever tell you
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1325. not to grab your
micropenis in public?
Copy !req
1326. Could we get some hummus
for that baby carrot?
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1327. Shut up, man.
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1328. Hey, guys.
What's up? Hey.
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1329. How was dinner?
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1330. It was good.
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1331. Yeah, uh, we got soup dumplings.
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1332. That dumpling place
I told you about?
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1333. Yeah.
Copy !req
1334. You know, maybe you could go
with Martin.
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1335. Why would I go with Martin?
Copy !req
1336. Please stand
for the national anthem.
Copy !req
1337. This goes out
to all the refugees.
Copy !req
1338. And my vocal coach,
Monica Lewis.
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1339. Yeah!
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1340. What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
1341. Sorry. Hi.
Copy !req
1342. Hi, everyone.
Uh, sorry to interrupt.
Copy !req
1343. Why are we interrupting
the national anthem?
Copy !req
1344. But I have something to say...
Copy !req
1345. that's a little more important
than the national anthem.
Copy !req
1346. No offense, America.
Copy !req
1347. Abigail Katherine Susso...
Copy !req
1348. when you transferred
to Creekwood High School,
Copy !req
1349. just a short three
and a half months ago,
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1350. you not only transferred
into a new school,
Copy !req
1351. you transferred your way
into a new heart
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1352. belonging to me.
My heart. Right here.
Copy !req
1353. And whether It was being
your partner in pong,
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1354. or your Waffle House warrior,
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1355. I have cherished...
Copy !req
1356. the 135,300 minutes
that we've spent together.
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1357. Oh, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1358. 135,301 minutes.
Copy !req
1359. And I know that you're
this smart, talented
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1360. perfect creature.
Copy !req
1361. And, uh, I'm just a sweaty
schlub in a bear costume.
Copy !req
1362. But like old Bogie used to say,
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1363. it's a "crazy mixed-up world."
Copy !req
1364. So, Abby,
Copy !req
1365. without further ado...
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1366. will you go out with me?
Copy !req
1367. She's too hot for you, assface!
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1368. Excuse me. Sorry.
Copy !req
1369. Just say yes. Say yes.
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1370. Martin...
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1371. I am so sorry.
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1372. I don't feel that way about you.
Copy !req
1373. You don't?
Copy !req
1374. No.
Copy !req
1375. But I really like
hanging out with you
Copy !req
1376. and I don't know, maybe we could
still be friends, you know?
Copy !req
1377. Yeah, uh...
Copy !req
1378. Are those doves?
Copy !req
1379. No, no, hey, hey! Suraj!
Copy !req
1380. Hey! No, no!
She said no! No, don't.
Copy !req
1381. Yo, I thought you said
she liked him.
Copy !req
1382. Not the ceremonious
dove launch I was hoping for.
Copy !req
1383. But still uplifting to free
some birds.
Copy !req
1384. Yeah.
Copy !req
1385. Okay, uh...
Copy !req
1386. Enjoy' the game.
Copy !req
1387. Nice try, Martin!
And way to go, Martin!
Copy !req
1388. You gave it a shot! Right?
Copy !req
1389. That was terrible.
Copy !req
1390. Don't worry, people will gel
over it in a few weeks.
Copy !req
1391. This is Donald J. Trump.
Copy !req
1392. Martin Addison can'! Come
to the phone right now.
Copy !req
1393. Hey, Martin, it's Simon. Again.
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1394. Um, look, I wanna make sure
you're doing all right.
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1395. I know it's been tough
since, uh...
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1396. Well, you know since when.
Um, listen. Just...
Copy !req
1397. Just give me a call back, okay?
Copy !req
1398. I just wanna make
sure you're okay.
Copy !req
1399. Hey! What you doin' in there?
Copy !req
1400. Really?
Copy !req
1401. I need you to help me decorate.
Untangle these for me, will ya?
Copy !req
1402. This is not cool. I'll be down
in a minute, okay?
Copy !req
1403. - What's not cool?
- I'll be down in a minute.
Copy !req
1404. The fact that you're on
a ladder next to my room!
Copy !req
1405. I can still clearly see you.
Copy !req
1406. All right, there you go.
Okay. Merry Christmas.
Copy !req
1407. Jacques,
Copy !req
1408. I'm drinking eggnog and packing
to go to my dad's cabin
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1409. on Lake Rabun.
Copy !req
1410. I'm pretty sure there's a photo
of it on the Wikipedia page
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1411. for "middle of nowhere."
Copy !req
1412. Middle of nowhere.
Copy !req
1413. I'm going to an unheated
vacation house
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1414. in the middle of nowhere.
Copy !req
1415. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1416. There's barely electricity
and definitely no cell service
Copy !req
1417. so this will be my last email
for a while.
Copy !req
1418. It should be a real
rite of passage.
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1419. A dad and his gay son
pretending they like
Copy !req
1420. to fish and trying to find
things to talk about.
Copy !req
1421. It's gonna to be
an excruciating two weeks
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1422. without you, Jacques.
Love, Blue.
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1423. Sounds like you're
gonna need some good music.
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1424. So I'm sending a list
of the seven best
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1425. Christmas songs of all time.
Copy !req
1426. Of course it includes
David Howie's
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1427. "Little Drummer Boy,"
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1428. and Smokey Robinson
& The Miracles'
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1429. "Christmas Everyday,"
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1430. but the number one song
you're gonna need,
Copy !req
1431. and trust me, I know this sounds
a little bit twee...
Copy !req
1432. - Si, have you seen it?
- Hey.
Copy !req
1433. Seen what?
Copy !req
1434. CreekSecrets.
Copy !req
1435. You need lo look
at your computer right away.
Copy !req
1436. Dear fellow
Creekwood students,
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1437. Simon Spier
has a secret male pen pal.
Copy !req
1438. Because he's gay.
Copy !req
1439. Interested parties
may contact him directly
Copy !req
1440. to discuss arrangements
for butt sex.
Copy !req
1441. Ladies need not apply.
Copy !req
1442. We should all probably be
talking about this
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1443. instead of Martin Addison's
homecoming debacle
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1444. which was actually
kind of sweet,
Copy !req
1445. and romantic,
if you think about it.
Copy !req
1446. Sincerely, Anonymous.
Copy !req
1447. Si, have you read it?
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1448. I can't talk right now.
Copy !req
1449. - No. Si, wait!
- I gotta go.
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1450. Si?
Copy !req
1451. I saw it.
Copy !req
1452. I already reported it.
They're gonna take it down.
Copy !req
1453. It's too late.
Copy !req
1454. No, there's people
who've already seen it, so...
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1455. it doesn't really matter.
Copy !req
1456. It's true.
Copy !req
1457. I'm... I'm gay.
Copy !req
1458. Oh...
Copy !req
1459. So what are you gonna do?
Copy !req
1460. I don't know.
Copy !req
1461. You could deny it.
Copy !req
1462. Why the hell would
I deny it, Nora?
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1463. I'm not ashamed of it.
Copy !req
1464. You've just never really
said anything.
Copy !req
1465. So what?
Copy !req
1466. What does that have
to do with anything?
Copy !req
1467. What the hell are
you talking about?
Copy !req
1468. Sorry.
Copy !req
1469. I know you're going
off the grid and you won't see
Copy !req
1470. this until you're back,
but something's happened.
Copy !req
1471. You're gonna find out who I am.
Copy !req
1472. And someone posted our emails.
Copy !req
1473. Please don't freak out.
Please, Blue.
Copy !req
1474. I need you to promise me
you won'! Disappear.
Copy !req
1475. Let me open my present.
Copy !req
1476. Honey, I'm trying to
tell you you need to shave.
Copy !req
1477. Does that mean
you're gonna keep cooking?
Copy !req
1478. Yeah, of course. I can
make dinner tonight, too.
Copy !req
1479. - Awesome.
- What's this for?
Copy !req
1480. Oh!
Copy !req
1481. This one, Sherlock.
There you go.
Copy !req
1482. What is it?
Copy !req
1483. Bluetooth headphones.
Copy !req
1484. Do you like the black?
Oh, I love it.
Copy !req
1485. Because I didn't
know if you liked...
Copy !req
1486. This is great.
Copy !req
1487. They have other colors.
He said he likes it.
Copy !req
1488. No, I love it.
Okay. I have the receipt.
Copy !req
1489. He's good.
Copy !req
1490. Actually, I did want to talk
to you guys about something.
Copy !req
1491. What is it?
Copy !req
1492. Uh, well...
Copy !req
1493. Let me guess...
Copy !req
1494. you got somebody pregnant.
Copy !req
1495. No, you're pregnant.
Copy !req
1496. - Yeah. Yeah, I'm pregnant.
- I knew it.
Copy !req
1497. He's got that glow about him,
baby.
Copy !req
1498. - Honey.
- No. Uh...
Copy !req
1499. I'm gay.
Copy !req
1500. Honey.
Copy !req
1501. And I don't want you guys to
think anything different.
Copy !req
1502. I'm still me.
Copy !req
1503. Of course you are.
Copy !req
1504. Oh, Simon.
Yeah.
Copy !req
1505. So you're gay?
Copy !req
1506. Which one of your
old girlfriends turned ya?
Copy !req
1507. Was it the one
with the big eyebrow...
Copy !req
1508. - Jack.
- Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
1509. Dad, can you ever
shut the hell up?
Copy !req
1510. I'm kidding.
Copy !req
1511. - It's not funny.
- I'm kidding, Nora.
Copy !req
1512. Just open up your gift. Please.
Copy !req
1513. It's okay, honey.
Copy !req
1514. - Nora, I got you this.
- Simon.
Copy !req
1515. - That's for you.
- No, that's for you.
Copy !req
1516. That's from me.
Copy !req
1517. It's a Cuisinart.
Copy !req
1518. I love it. Thank you, Simon.
Copy !req
1519. Dear Blue,
happy New Year.
Copy !req
1520. I haven't heard from you,
Copy !req
1521. so I'm going to assume It's
because you have no service.
Copy !req
1522. I came out to my entire family
on Christmas.
Copy !req
1523. It didn't go great.
Copy !req
1524. And I've been avoiding
my friends the whole break
Copy !req
1525. for all sorts of reasons.
Copy !req
1526. Change is exhausting.
Copy !req
1527. I feel like there's
nowhere to hide
Copy !req
1528. from all the newness
of everything.
Copy !req
1529. Except here. With you.
Copy !req
1530. Please write to me.
Copy !req
1531. As soon as you get
even one bar of service.
Copy !req
1532. Breakfast burrito?
Copy !req
1533. Thanks.
Copy !req
1534. Hey, Si.
Copy !req
1535. Come sit down.
Copy !req
1536. I'm gonna be late.
Copy !req
1537. Hey. Guys.
Copy !req
1538. Hey, Simon, we need to talk.
Copy !req
1539. So Abby and I hung out
on New Year's Eve, and...
Copy !req
1540. you see, now we're together.
Copy !req
1541. - That's awesome. That's great.
- Yeah, it is.
Copy !req
1542. But then we got to talking
about why it took so long.
Copy !req
1543. Why did you tell Nick
that I have
Copy !req
1544. a boyfriend in college
named Jonathan?
Copy !req
1545. Why'd you make that up?
Copy !req
1546. Look, Martin...
Copy !req
1547. he was the one who wrote
that Creek-Secrets post about me.
Copy !req
1548. He screenshotted my emails
Copy !req
1549. and he's been using them
to blackmail me for months.
Copy !req
1550. What does that have to do
with us, Simon?
Copy !req
1551. He told me that if I didn't
help him get with Abby,
Copy !req
1552. he'd out me.
Copy !req
1553. And I...
Copy !req
1554. That's why I had to
keep you guys apart.
Copy !req
1555. So you made up a bunch of lies.
Copy !req
1556. And that's why you convinced me
to go on that date with Leah?
Copy !req
1557. You know, to keep me away
from Abby?
Copy !req
1558. So, wait. Running lines
at Waffle House
Copy !req
1559. and beer pong at Bram's,
Copy !req
1560. all of that was just to
pawn me off on Martin?
Copy !req
1561. I'm not a piece of meat, Simon.
Copy !req
1562. You know how hard it was
for me to start over.
Copy !req
1563. I trusted you.
Copy !req
1564. Hey, come on, Leah.
I'll take you to school.
Copy !req
1565. Leah. Leah, please.
Listen, listen.
Copy !req
1566. I know I messed up, okay?
Copy !req
1567. But I knew you were
in love with Nick.
Copy !req
1568. And I thought that maybe...
Just stop it!
Copy !req
1569. You know what? You are
insanely stupid, Simon.
Copy !req
1570. I was never in love with Nick.
I was in love with you!
Copy !req
1571. But...
Copy !req
1572. We're... We're us.
Copy !req
1573. Yeah, well...
Copy !req
1574. Sorry.
Copy !req
1575. I've been trying to tell you.
Copy !req
1576. That night I slept over,
I was trying to tell you.
Copy !req
1577. You wanna know
the funniest part?
Copy !req
1578. It's that all these years, you
being so picky with girls,
Copy !req
1579. I thought that maybe it was
because you might like me, too.
Copy !req
1580. And then, you know, you told me
I should go out with Nick
Copy !req
1581. and I realized you were just
never gonna see me that way.
Copy !req
1582. I can deal with you
being gay, Si.
Copy !req
1583. But you set me up
to get my heart broken
Copy !req
1584. when you thought
I was in love with Nick
Copy !req
1585. and that just makes you cruel.
Copy !req
1586. You all right?
Copy !req
1587. Hanging in there.
Copy !req
1588. Uh, for the record,
Copy !req
1589. when I was saying that we have
a lot in common, you know,
Copy !req
1590. I wasn't really... That's not
what I was talking about.
Copy !req
1591. Gotcha.
Copy !req
1592. Just FYI, just for the record.
Copy !req
1593. Okay, great. Thanks.
All right.
Copy !req
1594. Hey, Jackie.
Copy !req
1595. Did you date me because you
think I look like a guy?
Copy !req
1596. No. No, I actually
broke up with you
Copy !req
1597. because you don't look
like a guy.
Copy !req
1598. Oh. Oh, okay. Thanks.
Copy !req
1599. Welcome.
Copy !req
1600. What did he say?
Copy !req
1601. Yeah! Hey, Creekwood!
Copy !req
1602. This one's for you, Spier.
Copy !req
1603. Hey, Ethan.
Copy !req
1604. Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1605. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Copy !req
1606. You like that, don't you, Spier?
Copy !req
1607. Yeah.
Copy !req
1608. Oh, yeah, Ethan, Simon likey.
Copy !req
1609. You have something
you wanna say to me?
Copy !req
1610. I said do you have something
to say to me?
Copy !req
1611. I'll take it from here.
Copy !req
1612. Hey, Ms. Albright.
Copy !req
1613. Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me.
Copy !req
1614. We're not friends. You're not
gonna braid my hair
Copy !req
1615. or paint my nails.
Copy !req
1616. Get your ass off the table now!
Copy !req
1617. You sweaty, hormonal virgins.
Copy !req
1618. You know what? You're about to
be suspended for so long,
Copy !req
1619. that by the time it's over,
you're gonna be
Copy !req
1620. the fat, bald, unhappily married
Copy !req
1621. wildly mediocre nobodies
you're destined to become.
Copy !req
1622. You can't talk to us like that.
Copy !req
1623. Actually, I can,
'cause I just did.
Copy !req
1624. And you know why?
Because you're just those two
Copy !req
1625. assholes that did
that shitty thing
Copy !req
1626. in front of the whole school.
And guess what?
Copy !req
1627. Nobody feels sorry for those
assholes, especially me.
Copy !req
1628. Now, walk.
Mr. 'North's office now.
Copy !req
1629. Bye.
Copy !req
1630. Uh-uh. That's mine now.
Copy !req
1631. I'mma sell it.
Get my tubes tied.
Copy !req
1632. Why does Mr. Worth
have to talk to us?
Copy !req
1633. I mean, can't we just
let this shit go?
Copy !req
1634. Hey, I'm sorry, Ethan.
Copy !req
1635. None of this ever happened
when just you were out.
Copy !req
1636. You know what they say,
one gay's a snooze,
Copy !req
1637. two's a hilarious hate crime.
Copy !req
1638. You could've told me
you were gay.
Copy !req
1639. I guess I didn't think
we had very much in common.
Copy !req
1640. You're telling me, Simon.
Copy !req
1641. It's not like your
all-hoodie wardrobe
Copy !req
1642. rocks my world.
Copy !req
1643. I don't know.
Copy !req
1644. Maybe I was jealous.
Copy !req
1645. You've been out
since you were 16.
Copy !req
1646. It always seemed
so easy for you.
Copy !req
1647. Easy?
Copy !req
1648. Are you kidding me?
Copy !req
1649. My mom still tells
my grandparents
Copy !req
1650. about all the girls I'm dating
Copy !req
1651. when we go over to their house
for dinner, every Sunday.
Copy !req
1652. She says it's 'cause
they're old and religious,
Copy !req
1653. and it's just easier that way.
Copy !req
1654. I don't know, maybe that's true.
Copy !req
1655. But you should hear her voice
when she talks about the girls.
Copy !req
1656. All right, boys, come on in.
Copy !req
1657. Come on.
Copy !req
1658. All right,
just stand right here.
Copy !req
1659. Get up.
Copy !req
1660. Okay, these gentlemen
have something
Copy !req
1661. that they would
like to say to you.
Copy !req
1662. We're sorry.
Our bad.
Copy !req
1663. That's right.
'Cause at Creekwood High,
Copy !req
1664. what do we believe in?
Copy !req
1665. Tolerance.
Copy !req
1666. And "tolerance" means we respect
Copy !req
1667. Simon and Ethan's choice
to be boyfriends.
Copy !req
1668. - We are not boyfriends.
- Yeah. No.
Copy !req
1669. Hey, whatever you wanna call it,
it's fine with me. Seriously.
Copy !req
1670. We call it "two people
Copy !req
1671. that are not at all
romantically involved."
Copy !req
1672. Yeah, I get it.
Keepin' it casual, man.
Copy !req
1673. I can dig, seriously.
Copy !req
1674. Oh. Simon. Hey, can we talk?
Copy !req
1675. I don't have anything
to say to you.
Copy !req
1676. Please, please.
I just wanted to say
Copy !req
1677. that I was sorry, okay?
Copy !req
1678. I didn't know or think
Copy !req
1679. that people still
did shit like that.
Copy !req
1680. And I got in a lot of shit
for Homecoming,
Copy !req
1681. and I wanted everyone to focus
on something else, you know?
Copy !req
1682. I just didn't think
it was gonna be a big (hing.
Copy !req
1683. I don't care if you didn't
think that my coming out
Copy !req
1684. was gonna be
a big thing, Martin.
Copy !req
1685. Look, you don't get to
decide that.
Copy !req
1686. I'm supposed to be the one
that decides when
Copy !req
1687. and where, and how and who knows
and how I get to say it.
Copy !req
1688. That's supposed to be my thing!
Copy !req
1689. And you took that away from me.
Copy !req
1690. So, look, can you please just
get the fuck away from me?
Copy !req
1691. I saw the posts.
M' know who you are.
Copy !req
1692. Jacques a Dit.
Copy !req
1693. That's what they cal!
Simon Says In France.
Copy !req
1694. Very clever.
Copy !req
1695. I'm sorry, Simon.
I can'! Do this anymore.
Copy !req
1696. Please, Blue.
I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1697. You can't leave me alone.
Everything's falling apart.
Copy !req
1698. I mean, I haven't
even talked to her.
Copy !req
1699. I haven't even
seen her at school.
Copy !req
1700. Anyway, I guess
I'll see you in class, right?
Copy !req
1701. Yeah, totally.
Okay.
Copy !req
1702. Later.
Copy !req
1703. Hey.
Copy !req
1704. Hey, Simon.
Copy !req
1705. Is it you?
Copy !req
1706. Are you Blue?
Copy !req
1707. No. No, it's not me. Sorry.
Copy !req
1708. I know you've had
a crazy couple days.
Copy !req
1709. You wanna talk about it?
Copy !req
1710. No, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have asked.
Copy !req
1711. No, don't worry.
Sorry for bothering you.
Copy !req
1712. Did you know?
Copy !req
1713. I knew you had a secret.
Copy !req
1714. I mean, when you were little,
you were so carefree.
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1715. But these last few years,
more and more...
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1716. It's almost like I could
feel you holding your breath.
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1717. I wanted to ask you
about it, but I...
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1718. didn't wanna pry.
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1719. Maybe I made a mistake.
No. No, Mom, you...
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1720. You didn't make a mistake.
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1721. Being gay is your (hing.
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1722. There are parts of it
you have to go through alone.
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1723. I hate that.
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1724. As soon as you came out,
you said, "Mom, I'm still me."
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1725. I need you to hear this.
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1726. You are still you, Simon.
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1727. And you are still the same son
who I love to tease,
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1728. and who your father depends on
for just about everything.
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1729. And you're the same brother
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1730. who always compliments
his sister on her food,
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1731. even when it sucks.
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1732. But you get to exhale now,
Simon.
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1733. You get to be more you
than you have been...
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1734. in a very long time.
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1735. You deserve everything you want.
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1736. My boy.
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1737. Hey, Leah.
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1738. Hey.
What's up?
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1739. What are you doing?
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1740. Just going for a run, you know.
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1741. Daily ritual.
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1742. Yeah, you've never done that.
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1743. Have, too.
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1744. But you're wearing jeans.
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1745. They're my running jeans.
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1746. Simon, you're about to pass out.
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1747. Okay, fine.
I'm not going for a run.
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1748. Hey, Leah. Please, listen.
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1749. Look, I know, okay?
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1750. You didn't want anyone
to know you're gay.
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1751. No, that wasn't just it.
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1752. I fell in love with someone.
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1753. That guy in the emails...
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1754. I love him.
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1755. And I knew that if Martin
leaked our emails,
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1756. it'd scare him off.
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1757. I'm sorry.
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1758. I know what I did was messed up.
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1759. You're my best friend.
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1760. If I'm your best friend,
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1761. then why did you come out
to Abby and not me?
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1762. Think it was easier.
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1763. I've known Abby for six months,
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1764. and I've known you for 13 years.
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1765. And I knew that if I told you,
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1766. that everything
was gonna be different.
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1767. I really wanted things
to stay the same.
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1768. Tell me about this guy you love.
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1769. - You sure?
- Yeah.
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1770. It'll help me kill off
Hetero Simon in my mind.
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1771. You don't have to kill him off.
He's dead, Si.
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1772. Hacking him up with
a mental machete as we speak.
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1773. All right. Fair enough.
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1774. So, I call him Blue.
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1775. Hey, Si.
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1776. Yeah?
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1777. How long have you known?
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1778. Like, I really started to get it
when I was around...
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1779. thirteen?
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1780. Four years? Four years of...
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1781. eating dinner together,
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1782. four years of
going to movies together.
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1783. Four years of
walking Bieber together.
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1784. I'm sorry.
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1785. I shouldn't have missed it.
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1786. No. Hey, no, Dad.
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1787. All those stupid jokes...
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1788. Well, I know
you didn't mean 'em.
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1789. It doesn't matter.
I shouldn't have missed it.
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1790. But...
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1791. in case the message
got lost somewhere I just...
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1792. I just want you to know
that I love you.
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1793. And I'm really
proud of you.
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1794. I wouldn't change anything
about you.
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1795. Hey. Shit, Dad.
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1796. Hey, stop crying.
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1797. I'm trying. I'm trying.
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1798. Oh, God.
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1799. Come here.
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1800. How's that video for Mom coming?
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1801. Good.
Good, good.
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1802. Good.
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1803. You don't know how to export it,
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1804. do you?
Can you help me with that
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1805. - please?
- Yeah.
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1806. Okay.
Let's go.
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1807. Hey.
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1808. I thought maybe we could
sign up for Grindr together.
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1809. You don't know
what Grindr is, do you?
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1810. It's Facebook for gay people.
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1811. Not what it is.
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1812. Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you
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1813. 20 years of bliss.
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1814. Did you guys do this?
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1815. Simon and I did it, yeah.
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1816. I just helped.
It was mostly me.
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1817. Yeah, right.
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1818. Really? Really?
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1819. I can't believe
you did this.
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1820. I panicked
and bought you a watch.
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1821. That's okay.
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1822. You can give me somethin' later
that I can't get in the store.
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1823. That's really gross.
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1824. Oh, guys, just look.
Sorry, just pay attention.
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1825. Just look at baby Bieber!
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1826. He was so cute!
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1827. Just look at our baby!
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1828. Dear students
of Creekwood High School,
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1829. As anyone with a half-decent
data plan already knows,
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1830. a recent post
on this very website
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1831. declared that I was gay.
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1832. The delivery left something
to be desired,
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1833. but the message is true.
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1834. I am... gay.
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1835. For a long time, I was killing
myself to hide that fact.
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1836. I had all these reasons.
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1837. It was unfair that only
gay people had to come out.
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1838. I was sick of change.
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1839. Bu! The truth is
I was just scared.
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1840. Come on, Garrett.
Let's go!
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1841. At first I thought
it was just a gay thing.
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1842. But then I realized,
no matter what,
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1843. announcing who you are
to the world
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1844. is pretty terrifying
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1845. because what if the world
doesn't like you?
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1846. So, I did whatever I could
to keep my secret.
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1847. I hurt the best,
most important people.
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1848. And I want them to know
that I'm sorry.
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1849. I am done being scared.
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1850. I'm done living in a world
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1851. where I don't get
to be who I am.
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1852. I deserve a great love story.
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1853. Disclaimer, this is about
to get romantic as eff,
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1854. so anyone adverse to
gratuitous feelings
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1855. kindly click over
to the BuzzFeed quiz
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1856. or resume the porn
you paused to read this.
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1857. Did you even use the ladder?
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1858. This guy that I love once wrote
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1859. that he felt like he was stuck
on a Ferris wheel.
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1860. On top of the world one minute,
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1861. at rock bottom the next.
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1862. That's how I feel now.
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1863. I couldn't ask
for more amazing friends,
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1864. a more understanding family.
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1865. But it would all
be so much better
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1866. if I had someone
to share it with.
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1867. So, Blue...
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1868. I might not know your name
or what you look like,
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1869. But I know who you are.
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1870. I know you're funny
and thoughtful.
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1871. That you choose
your words carefully
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1872. and that they're always perfect.
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1873. And I know that you've been
pretending for so long
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1874. it's hard to believe
you can stop.
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1875. I get it.
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1876. Like I told you
at the very beginning,
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1877. I'm just like you.
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1878. Hi, Simon.
What's up?
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1879. So, Blue...
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1880. after the play, Friday at 10:00,
you know where I'll be.
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1881. No pressure for you to
show up, bu! I hope you do.
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1882. Because you deserve
a great love story too'
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1883. Love, Simon.
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1884. Okay. They're not
paying me enough for this.
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1885. Hi
Oh, my God.
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1886. - Oh, my God!
- You were amazing.
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1887. I'm not even kidding.
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1888. You were, like, insane.
Thank you!
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1889. What's up?
Baby!
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1890. Yeah. Yeah.
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1891. Hey, Simon.
Hey.
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1892. Do you wanna go to
the carnival with us tonight?
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1893. Yes.
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1894. - Yeah?
- Yeah!
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1895. Yay!
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1896. Get in here, Leah!
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1897. The love!
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1898. Thank you.
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1899. - We'll be right here.
- Yeah.
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1900. Go get him.
All right.
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1901. Yes!
Woo! Yeah!
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1902. Go, Simon!
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1903. Spier, Spier, Spier!
Woo!
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1904. That should last a while.
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1905. Oh, my God, look.
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1906. I bet he's waiting
for the other gay kid.
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1907. Where's Dana?
She'll love this.
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1908. You got this, buddy.
Proud of you.
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1909. Yeah, buddy!
Yeah!
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1910. You got it! Woo!
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1911. This is it.
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1912. Yeah!
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1913. We love you, Simon!
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1914. Yo. Can you just...
Come on, no.
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1915. Go, Simon!
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1916. Okay. That's your
last ride ticket, buddy.
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1917. Wait. Wait!
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1918. Simon, it's me.
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1919. I'm Blue. I love you.
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1920. No, you're not.
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1921. No, I'm not. I just...
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1922. This is so brutal.
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1923. Here. I'll tell you what.
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1924. I got a couple...
How much is it?
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1925. It's four tickets, four bucks.
Perfect. Okay. There you go.
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1926. Last one's on me.
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1927. Got it.
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1928. Last call for the Ferris wheel!
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1929. Oh, no, I can't watch.
I can't watch this, babe. No.
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1930. This is awful.
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1931. Okay, Dora.
Wait, wait.
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1932. Can I sit there?
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1933. I was kind of waiting
for somebody.
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1934. Yeah, I know.
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1935. It's Bram!
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1936. It's you.
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1937. It's me.
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1938. But that night at the party...
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1939. Yeah.
I was drunk and confused.
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1940. And it ended, like,
a minute after you saw us.
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1941. And you're Jewish.
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1942. Yeah.
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1943. Which is cool.
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1944. And I'm black, too.
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1945. And gay.
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1946. It's kind of crazy, huh?
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1947. I didn't think you'd come.
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1948. Me neither.
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1949. Until I was walking towards you,
I didn't think I had it in me.
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1950. Are you disappointed
that it's me?
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1951. No.
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1952. Hey.
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1953. Have you seen
CreekSecrets?
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1954. There are six new confessions,
ail signed.
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1955. Listen to this.
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1956. 'My parents didn't come
and see me in Cabaret.
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1957. They hate that I wanna be
an actor.
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1958. I don't know if they'll ever
be proud of me.
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1959. Taylor Metternich."
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1960. Wow.
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1961. You're a trendsetter, Spier.
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1962. Now, come on, get In the car.
We need to go.
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1963. - Good morning!
- Ah, there he is!
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1964. - Morning, Simon.
- Top of the morning, kid.
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1965. What's this?
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1966. - Nora's specialty.
- Mm, coconut?
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1967. - Yeah.
- You look good.
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1968. - Have a good day, honey.
- You too.
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1969. - Is it good?
- It's delicious.
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1970. I'll see you guys.
What, you're not gonna eat?
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1971. Bye, Simon.
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1972. - Mornin'.
- Hey, buddy.
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1973. - Good morning.
- Hey!
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1974. How you doin', Leah?
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1975. Pretty good. Pretty good.
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1976. Hey!
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1977. Hey.
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1978. - Morning.
- Morning.
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1979. Everybody in?
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1980. - Yes.
- Oh, yeah.
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1981. All right, it's too beautiful
a day,
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1982. so I think I'm gonna actually
take us on a little adventure.
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1983. - Yes!
- Woo!
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1984. That's exactly what I need!
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1985. Yeah, adventure!
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