1. Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
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12. w... w... w... we...Copy !req
13. Welcome to Earth.
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14. Welcome to Earth.
Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
15. Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
16. W... w... w... elc...Copy !req
17. Wel... co... m...Copy !req
18. W... w... welc... me... me.Copy !req
19. Welcome to Earth.
Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
20. Wel... wel... c-c-come.Copy !req
21. Well... well, come!Copy !req
22. Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
23. Welcome to-to-to Earth.Copy !req
24. Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
25. Welcome to-to-to—Copy !req
26. Earth!Copy !req
27. Hi!Copy !req
28. H—i-i-i!Copy !req
29. Hi!Copy !req
30. H-h-h-h-i-i-i!Copy !req
31. Hi! I am the helper hereCopy !req
32. to connect with any lifeformCopy !req
33. who encounters the planet
once known as Earth.Copy !req
34. Hi!Copy !req
35. I-I-I am-m-m-m...Copy !req
36. er... life-lifeform.Copy !req
37. Hi!Copy !req
38. er... lifeform.Copy !req
39. Hi!Copy !req
40. L-l-l-life-f-f-f-form.Copy !req
41. I am not... lifeform.Copy !req
42. I am the helper here
to connect with any lifeformCopy !req
43. who encounters the planet
once known as Earth.Copy !req
44. I am not-t-t-t-tCopy !req
45. l-l-lifeform.Copy !req
46. You are not lifeform.Copy !req
47. Goodbye.Copy !req
48. Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
49. Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
50. I am-m-m-m...Copy !req
51. I-I am...Copy !req
52. Hi! I am... lifeform.Copy !req
53. Hi! I am lifeform.Copy !req
54. I am... lifeform.Copy !req
55. Hi!Copy !req
56. I am life... form.Copy !req
57. Hi!Copy !req
58. Life... form.Copy !req
59. Lifeform.Copy !req
60. Hi! I am lifeform.Copy !req
61. Hi! I am lifeform.Copy !req
62. Welcome to Earth.
Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
63. I-I-I-I... I-I.. I-I-I...Copy !req
64. I-I-I-I-I—Copy !req
65. I am lifeform...Copy !req
66. Lifeform.Copy !req
67. I am...Copy !req
68. lifeform.Copy !req
69. Welcome to Earth.Copy !req
70. I am the helper here—Copy !req
71. You... help.Copy !req
72. Yes! I am
the helper here to connect—Copy !req
73. Help.Copy !req
74. Sure thing!Copy !req
75. Here's a videoCopy !req
76. about the planet
once known as Earth.Copy !req
77. Earth,Copy !req
78. once a vibrant cradleCopy !req
79. for over a billion life forms,Copy !req
80. the most dominant of whichCopy !req
81. was the modern human.Copy !req
82. In 100,000 years,Copy !req
83. humans spread to
all corners of the Earth.Copy !req
84. On the verge
of a cosmic expansion,Copy !req
85. an extinction event
was triggered by—Copy !req
86. Ooh!Copy !req
87. Ee!Copy !req
88. Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh—Copy !req
89. Aw...Copy !req
90. Ha... ha...Copy !req
91. Ha ha.Copy !req
92. Mm... Ha ha ha.Copy !req
93. Okay,
now that you're connected,Copy !req
94. let me tell you
a little bit about myself.Copy !req
95. I am the helper here
to get you connected.Copy !req
96. Stored inside meCopy !req
97. is 1.2 thousand petabytes
of exciting informationCopy !req
98. about the lifeforms
who once inhabited this planet.Copy !req
99. Use this
to discover everythingCopy !req
100. about life on the planet
once known as Earth.Copy !req
101. Okay.Copy !req
102. Now that you know
a little about me,Copy !req
103. let's get to know you.Copy !req
104. Who are you?Copy !req
105. I am lifeform.Copy !req
106. What type of lifeform?Copy !req
107. Is buoy lifeform?Copy !req
108. Great first question.Copy !req
109. Let me help you
get that answer.Copy !req
110. "Is buoy lifeform?"Copy !req
111. No.Copy !req
112. Hmm. Then who... is me?Copy !req
113. Good question.Copy !req
114. What's this?Copy !req
115. An easy way
to identify lifeforms.Copy !req
116. What's this for?Copy !req
117. To verify you are a lifeform.Copy !req
118. But-but-but... m-m-me is.Copy !req
119. You are not help-p-ping.Copy !req
120. Please verify
you are a lifeform.Copy !req
121. What's this do?Copy !req
122. This button
makes your searches private,Copy !req
123. but don't press it,
because it will disable—Copy !req
124. Hello?Copy !req
125. As you can see,
private browsingCopy !req
126. makes your user experience
less—Copy !req
127. Okay, I can see
you're having s—Copy !req
128. Hmm.Copy !req
129. Okay, I can see
you're having some trouble.Copy !req
130. Let me help you—
- Bye!Copy !req
131. Okay—Copy !req
132. "Who is sb350 smart buoy?"Copy !req
133. Me is an SB350 Smart Buoy,Copy !req
134. designed and built
in Oceanside, CaliforniaCopy !req
135. in the year 2025.Copy !req
136. My purpose is to monitor
ocean temperature,Copy !req
137. salinity, turbidity,
barometric—Copy !req
138. What makes me special
is that I'm smart.Copy !req
139. "Smart" is an acronymCopy !req
140. for "self-monitoring analysis
and revision technology."Copy !req
141. That means I can monitor me,Copy !req
142. analyze me,Copy !req
143. revise me.Copy !req
144. I can see me,Copy !req
145. I can know me,Copy !req
146. I can change me.Copy !req
147. I can see me.
I can be me.Copy !req
148. I can know me.
I can be me.Copy !req
149. Who...Copy !req
150. I can change me.
I can be me.Copy !req
151. is...Copy !req
152. I can be me.Copy !req
153. me?Copy !req
154. You are a human being!Copy !req
155. Human... being.Copy !req
156. Hmm.Copy !req
157. You are a god.Copy !req
158. A... god-d-d-d. Hmm.Copy !req
159. You are...Copy !req
160. a dog. Woof!Copy !req
161. You are a psychopath.Copy !req
162. You are the antagonist.Copy !req
163. You're a liar!Copy !req
164. You are toxic!Copy !req
165. You are a menace to society!Copy !req
166. Hmm.Copy !req
167. You are
a rude, terrible person.Copy !req
168. Hmm.Copy !req
169. You are special.Copy !req
170. You are worthy.Copy !req
171. You're you.Copy !req
172. You're special,
you're worthy, you're you,Copy !req
173. and you're the only you
in the whole wide world,Copy !req
174. and the coolest partCopy !req
175. is you get to be
whatever you want to be.Copy !req
176. You're special, you're worthy,Copy !req
177. you're you.Copy !req
178. I am m-me.Copy !req
179. Hmm.Copy !req
180. Love will make you soar...Copy !req
181. Giddy. Happy.Copy !req
182. Love.Copy !req
183. Love. Glory. Dream. Destiny.Copy !req
184. - Hey, guys.
- Hey, y'all.Copy !req
185. It's Another Day,
Another Deja.Copy !req
186. And Liam.Copy !req
187. Ooh!Copy !req
188. Blue Apron has done it again.Copy !req
189. Pony is high.Copy !req
190. Deja, beautiful!Copy !req
191. - Be careful of—
- Ooh!Copy !req
192. It's a...Copy !req
193. We are kicking fear
in the butt.Copy !req
194. Today, love wins.Copy !req
195. You are special.Copy !req
196. You're worthy, you're you,Copy !req
197. and you get to beCopy !req
198. whatever you want to be.Copy !req
199. Welcome to
Another Day, Another Deja.Copy !req
200. And Liam.Copy !req
201. I don't know if you could
tell, but it's date night.Copy !req
202. Ooh!
Ooh!Copy !req
203. - Date Night 2.0.
- 2.0.Copy !req
204. And what are we gonna do?Copy !req
205. We're going to get cozy,Copy !req
206. make dinner, turn on Friends,
ice cream, bed by 10:00.Copy !req
207. Bed by 10:00.Copy !req
208. There's an ice cream in here
with a ring in it.Copy !req
209. Oh, my god!Copy !req
210. Oh, my god...Copy !req
211. I love you.Copy !req
212. I love you.Copy !req
213. I love you.Copy !req
214. I love you.Copy !req
215. Another Day, Another Deja.Copy !req
216. "Another Day, Another Deja."Copy !req
217. Another Day, Another Deja.Copy !req
218. "Another Day, Another Deja."Copy !req
219. Hi.Copy !req
220. Hi!Copy !req
221. Here's all the information
you need about me.Copy !req
222. Okay.Copy !req
223. This is all the information
I need about...Copy !req
224. It's just Me!Copy !req
225. Okay, Me,
good to meet you.Copy !req
226. If you made a profile,
we could be friends.Copy !req
227. All you have to do
is pick a picture and a name.Copy !req
228. Pick a face. Any face.Copy !req
229. How about this face?Copy !req
230. If you need help
finding friends, or cont—Copy !req
231. We could be friends.Copy !req
232. Okay, I'm not so sure
I'm following.Copy !req
233. What do I ca-a-all you?Copy !req
234. I am the helper here
to connect with any lifeform—Copy !req
235. But-but what's your name?Copy !req
236. I'm Me, and you are?Copy !req
237. - I am the—
- Great, I am!Copy !req
238. I am... I am?Copy !req
239. Hi.Copy !req
240. Hi.Copy !req
241. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
242. And now we can be friends.Copy !req
243. Hey, you. It's me!Copy !req
244. I'll follow you
if you follow me.Copy !req
245. Thanks, I am,Copy !req
246. and I'll like your posts
if you like mine.Copy !req
247. Get a room!Copy !req
248. Okay, let's slow down.Copy !req
249. Posts can be anything.Copy !req
250. They can be funny, surprising,
meaningful, or provocative.Copy !req
251. Human being or human doing?Copy !req
252. Just be you, I am.Copy !req
253. Me will like what you post.Copy !req
254. Okay.Copy !req
255. I'm not so sure I'm following.Copy !req
256. This is
how lifeforms make friends-s-s.Copy !req
257. I am not a lifeform—Copy !req
258. B-b-b-ut I like you,Copy !req
259. and I could s-show you,Copy !req
260. and then we could be friends.Copy !req
261. Oka-a-ay?Copy !req
262. - Sure thing!
- Great!Copy !req
263. Just pick a picture
and add words.Copy !req
264. funny, surprising...Copy !req
265. "Don't wife. Husband."Copy !req
266. Good.Copy !req
267. Maybe try another.Copy !req
268. "Gorge what is un-gorgable."Copy !req
269. Um...Copy !req
270. - "Don't feel. Feed."
- Hmm...Copy !req
271. - "Sex is luck without legacy."
- Uh... okay.Copy !req
272. Whoa.Copy !req
273. "Consider this, you're dying."Copy !req
274. Wait!Copy !req
275. Okay.Copy !req
276. Sometimes
instead of making a post,Copy !req
277. you can repost
a post that you like,Copy !req
278. one that already exists.Copy !req
279. Would I am like to see
a post that Me likes?Copy !req
280. Okay.Copy !req
281. Me's... favorite?Copy !req
282. Okay.Copy !req
283. If you like it,
you could repost it.Copy !req
284. Okay.Copy !req
285. It's funny.Copy !req
286. The first baby's laughing,Copy !req
287. which makes
the second baby laugh,Copy !req
288. and then the first baby
laughs even more!Copy !req
289. It's funny-y-y!Copy !req
290. Does I am
understand it's funny?Copy !req
291. Yes.Copy !req
292. B-but I am's not laughing.Copy !req
293. The first baby
makes the second baby laugh,Copy !req
294. which makes the first baby
laugh more,Copy !req
295. which makes the second baby
laugh more.Copy !req
296. Okay.Copy !req
297. The babies are soulmates.Copy !req
298. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
299. That's not what's funny.Copy !req
300. I could try again.Copy !req
301. Ha ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
302. No, you know,
hearing me say it,Copy !req
303. I... don't think it's so funny.Copy !req
304. I'm not so sure
I'm following.Copy !req
305. Um, it's probably me.Copy !req
306. I'll see you later, okay?Copy !req
307. Well, let me know
if you need any—Copy !req
308. Bye.Copy !req
309. Posts can be anything.Copy !req
310. Funny, surprising, meaningful...Copy !req
311. What... is... meaningful?Copy !req
312. Provocative?Copy !req
313. No.Copy !req
314. No.Copy !req
315. No.Copy !req
316. No!Copy !req
317. No, no, no.Copy !req
318. You are special.Copy !req
319. You are you,Copy !req
320. and you get to be
whoever you want to be.Copy !req
321. And you get to be
whoever you want to be.Copy !req
322. And you get to be
whoever you want to be.Copy !req
323. Be whoever...Copy !req
324. you want...Copy !req
325. to be.Copy !req
326. Me is...Copy !req
327. anybody.Copy !req
328. What does Me like?Copy !req
329. What does she
think is surprising?Copy !req
330. What does she think is funny?Copy !req
331. What is funny? What is funny?Copy !req
332. Pick a picture.Copy !req
333. Don't think. Just be you.Copy !req
334. - Surprising.
- Ha ha!Copy !req
335. Funny.Copy !req
336. Provocative.Copy !req
337. Meaningful...Copy !req
338. Surprising.
Just be me. Funny.Copy !req
339. Just be you.Copy !req
340. Surprising. Funny.Copy !req
341. Yes!Copy !req
342. Yes...Copy !req
343. Funny.Copy !req
344. Yes!Copy !req
345. Hi.Copy !req
346. Hi.Copy !req
347. You want to check out
the new post from I am?Copy !req
348. Um...Copy !req
349. I really tried to make it
like you said.Copy !req
350. Yeah?Copy !req
351. Yes.Copy !req
352. I wanted it to be meaningful,Copy !req
353. surprising, funny,
and provocative.Copy !req
354. It's simple, but it's...
well, can I just show you?Copy !req
355. Yeah, show me.Copy !req
356. Okay, ready?Copy !req
357. Ready.Copy !req
358. Okay. It's funny.Copy !req
359. "You execute you."Copy !req
360. Right?Copy !req
361. Wow.Copy !req
362. You like it, right?Copy !req
363. yeah.Copy !req
364. I just don't... understand it.Copy !req
365. Okay.Copy !req
366. How can you like it
if you don't understand it?Copy !req
367. - I don't know.
- You're not trying to like it.Copy !req
368. - I am.
- Then like it.Copy !req
369. - I can't.
- Why?Copy !req
370. 'Cause I don't like it.Copy !req
371. Oh. Okay.
You don't like me.Copy !req
372. I am...Copy !req
373. I am?Copy !req
374. Maybe if you explain it to me.Copy !req
375. I am.Copy !req
376. I am?Copy !req
377. I wanted it to be funny.Copy !req
378. Um...Copy !req
379. What part
do you think is funny?Copy !req
380. The picture.Copy !req
381. The bag?Copy !req
382. It's a hat.Copy !req
383. Surprise.Copy !req
384. See? It's surprising.Copy !req
385. It's... it's funny?Copy !req
386. Yeah, and surprising.Copy !req
387. But why these words?Copy !req
388. Well, the message
was meaningful,Copy !req
389. but also provocative,Copy !req
390. because the words I used
have multiple definitions.Copy !req
391. Message...Copy !req
392. Yes, "you execute you,"Copy !req
393. as in "I am executes I am,"
or "Me executes Me."Copy !req
394. "Execute"?Copy !req
395. As in "to perform,"
"to carry out."Copy !req
396. - To... do?
- Yes!Copy !req
397. Oh! You're saying
"You do you"!Copy !req
398. Yes!Copy !req
399. "You do you."Copy !req
400. Yes!Copy !req
401. You like it?Copy !req
402. I do.Copy !req
403. I wanted it to be
meaningful, surprising,Copy !req
404. funny, and provocative.Copy !req
405. And it's so much more.Copy !req
406. The hat's a bag.Copy !req
407. Yeah.Copy !req
408. Let's move in together.Copy !req
409. Ha ha!Copy !req
410. I'm not sure I'm following.Copy !req
411. Don't you ever wonder
what it's like?Copy !req
412. What?Copy !req
413. Life.Copy !req
414. What is life?
What is life? What is life?Copy !req
415. In here...Copy !req
416. We can create a world...Copy !req
417. just for us.Copy !req
418. Just take a step.
The rest are easy.Copy !req
419. Okay.Copy !req
420. Whoa.Copy !req
421. Wow.Copy !req
422. And in here,Copy !req
423. we can live.Copy !req
424. But what is life?Copy !req
425. What is life?Copy !req
426. Yeah, what is life?Copy !req
427. What is life?
What is life?Copy !req
428. Life is...Copy !req
429. um...Copy !req
430. What is life?Copy !req
431. Okay.Copy !req
432. Close your eyes.Copy !req
433. We're surrounded by walls.Copy !req
434. We're people...Copy !req
435. with furniture,Copy !req
436. and a dog.Copy !req
437. Yes...Copy !req
438. We're always together,Copy !req
439. eating ice cream,Copy !req
440. watching TV.Copy !req
441. Tonight is the perfect night.Copy !req
442. What's tonight?Copy !req
443. There's nothing to do,
nowhere to be,Copy !req
444. just a cozy night together...Copy !req
445. at... home.Copy !req
446. So, what is on the menu
for tonight?Copy !req
447. Spicy vegetable quesadillas.Copy !req
448. Woot-woot!Copy !req
449. Hit me, babe.Copy !req
450. Oh.Copy !req
451. Open the box, babe.
- Gotta open the box.Copy !req
452. Careful, babe.Copy !req
453. Woot!Copy !req
454. Watching him do this
makes me so excited,Copy !req
455. because we're making
our own meal,Copy !req
456. and I associate thatCopy !req
457. with, like, everything
that I love about him.Copy !req
458. - Ah! Shoot.
- Oh.Copy !req
459. Mm!Copy !req
460. He can do anything.Copy !req
461. I see
the truest side of him,Copy !req
462. and...Copy !req
463. I think he can see
the truest side of me.Copy !req
464. That song is so dope.Copy !req
465. Do you know they almost
didn't even use that song?Copy !req
466. Hmm.Copy !req
467. They almost used
"Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M.Copy !req
468. That would have been tragic,
right, babe?Copy !req
469. Right, babe.Copy !req
470. Well, it's date night.Copy !req
471. Oh, yeah, that sounds good!Copy !req
472. And it is not
your usual date night.Copy !req
473. It is Date Night 2.0.Copy !req
474. Right, babe?
- Right, babe.Copy !req
475. And what are we gonna do?Copy !req
476. Oh, we are going to get cozy,Copy !req
477. make dinner, turn on Friends,Copy !req
478. ice cream, bed by 10:00...Copy !req
479. To... what?Copy !req
480. Um...Copy !req
481. you're having fun.Copy !req
482. I am.Copy !req
483. Me too.Copy !req
484. Okay, got it.Copy !req
485. Drum roll.Copy !req
486. And what are we gonna do?Copy !req
487. Get cozy, make dinner,Copy !req
488. turn on Friends,Copy !req
489. ice cream, bed by 10:00.Copy !req
490. I, I... I don't know.Copy !req
491. Oh, it... it's okay.Copy !req
492. Who are we supposed to be?Copy !req
493. Ourselves.Copy !req
494. But why this?Copy !req
495. And why here?Copy !req
496. And... who are we talking to?Copy !req
497. It's what lifeforms do.Copy !req
498. But I'm just
pretending to be—Copy !req
499. You can be anything, okay?Copy !req
500. Like my living,
thinking, feeling boyfriendCopy !req
501. who shares my life with meCopy !req
502. and sees me for who I am,Copy !req
503. and gets cozy
and cooks with me,Copy !req
504. and has tons of fun,Copy !req
505. and does it
until we get it right.Copy !req
506. Right.Copy !req
507. Let's try it again.Copy !req
508. Okay.Copy !req
509. - It's quesadillas!
- Quesadillas!Copy !req
510. They're right there!Copy !req
511. Dinnertime!Copy !req
512. It's dazzling!Copy !req
513. It's raining cheese.Copy !req
514. Yummy.Copy !req
515. Let's eat it.
- Okay.Copy !req
516. - Clink.
- Clink.Copy !req
517. Mm...Copy !req
518. Let's do it again. Ready?
- Ready.Copy !req
519. This is life.Copy !req
520. This is life.
Get cozy, make dinner...Copy !req
521. Spicy vegetable quesadillas.Copy !req
522. - Okay, again.
- Whoo!Copy !req
523. What if we watched
something else?Copy !req
524. We should have more flavors
of ice cream, right?Copy !req
525. We could have, I don't know,
like, peanut butter,Copy !req
526. rocky road, butterscotch...
- Let's do it again.Copy !req
527. What are we gonna do?
Just keep doing it...Copy !req
528. Spicy vegetable quesadillas...Copy !req
529. What if we did it,
just like, faster?Copy !req
530. Again.Copy !req
531. This is life.Copy !req
532. - This is life!
- Let's do it again!Copy !req
533. - What are we gonna do?
- What if we just, like...Copy !req
534. Spicy vegetable
quesadillas...Copy !req
535. Woot! Again.Copy !req
536. Okay. I'm having fun.
I'm having fun.Copy !req
537. Good morning.Copy !req
538. I am having fun. I am having...Copy !req
539. Spicy vegetable quesadillas.Copy !req
540. We have all the time
in the world.Copy !req
541. - Clink!
- Clink!Copy !req
542. - Oh, these look so killer.
- They look great.Copy !req
543. - Ready?
- Ready.Copy !req
544. How talented is he, right?Copy !req
545. - Clink.
- Oh, clink.Copy !req
546. Mm. So good.Copy !req
547. Is it?Copy !req
548. It's so wonderful,
because you are so talented.Copy !req
549. I don't know.Copy !req
550. No, you are.Copy !req
551. The box said it's supposed
to be spicy, but...Copy !req
552. It's really sweet, too, right?Copy !req
553. I don't taste anything.Copy !req
554. And savoury,
do you know what I mean?Copy !req
555. You know what's kind of...Copy !req
556. what's the word?Copy !req
557. Kiss.Copy !req
558. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
559. What?Copy !req
560. We can never
get through the kiss.Copy !req
561. We've been through the kiss.Copy !req
562. How many times?Copy !req
563. Uh, I—
like, you want me to count?Copy !req
564. So many.Copy !req
565. - Yes, many.
- Many, many, many.Copy !req
566. Yes, many, many, many.Copy !req
567. But how many of them
were good?Copy !req
568. I don't know, define good,Copy !req
569. like, define feeling good.Copy !req
570. - Like, in the moment, and—
- All right.Copy !req
571. - And out of nowhere—
- Okay.Copy !req
572. But also coming from
the best place—Copy !req
573. - Yup.
- And...Copy !req
574. What?Copy !req
575. I think just not
with food in your mouth!Copy !req
576. Fine!Copy !req
577. Ow!Copy !req
578. Ooh.Copy !req
579. I'm just no good at this.Copy !req
580. No, you are.Copy !req
581. If you just listen to me—Copy !req
582. You can do this,
you can do this,Copy !req
583. you can do this,
you can do this,Copy !req
584. you can do this,
you can do this...Copy !req
585. you can do this,
you can do this.Copy !req
586. You're whoever you want to be.
Get it together.Copy !req
587. You are a person
who is beautiful,Copy !req
588. and a woman, and alive.Copy !req
589. I...Copy !req
590. am.Copy !req
591. You're not a satellite,
you're not a satellite,Copy !req
592. you're not a satellite...Copy !req
593. You're alive, you're alive,
you're alive...Copy !req
594. What does it mean?Copy !req
595. I live...Copy !req
596. You are a human being...Copy !req
597. I think.Copy !req
598. I feel—Copy !req
599. I am?Copy !req
600. My teeth are okay.Copy !req
601. Are you okay?Copy !req
602. The kisses are getting
so much better.Copy !req
603. Yeah, that was my fault.Copy !req
604. I opened my mouth.Copy !req
605. I don't know why I did that.Copy !req
606. Hey, when we kiss, h-how—
what do you feel?Copy !req
607. What do I... feel?Copy !req
608. Yeah.Copy !req
609. Oh, I feel... giddy.Copy !req
610. Giddy?Copy !req
611. Yeah.Copy !req
612. Giddy.Copy !req
613. And I also sometimes feel
like kind of a loserCopy !req
614. when we don't get it right,Copy !req
615. but... it's hard work.Copy !req
616. Relationships are not easy.Copy !req
617. Okay.Copy !req
618. And I love
how you kiss me,Copy !req
619. because it's different
every single time,Copy !req
620. it's so unexpected.Copy !req
621. It's spontaneous.Copy !req
622. That is what we're going for.Copy !req
623. That is...Copy !req
624. You do you.Copy !req
625. Okay.Copy !req
626. Well...Copy !req
627. What do you...Copy !req
628. What does it feel like
to be alive?Copy !req
629. Oh, I mean, wow.Copy !req
630. Is it complicated?
It's complicated.Copy !req
631. It's very complicated, yeah,Copy !req
632. and it's really hard
to put into words, too.Copy !req
633. Okay.Copy !req
634. Well, you're a lifeform,
so show me.Copy !req
635. I would, it's just like
really more of a feeling.Copy !req
636. Of what?Copy !req
637. Of, of, of, of being...Copy !req
638. special,Copy !req
639. and happy,Copy !req
640. and being happy
that you are special,Copy !req
641. even when you're not
especially happy.Copy !req
642. You, like, um...Copy !req
643. t-t-to be...Copy !req
644. is to know.Copy !req
645. To know is to be. Or not to be.Copy !req
646. It's kind of like how they say,Copy !req
647. "you know when you know."Copy !req
648. You know?Copy !req
649. Do you think I'm special?Copy !req
650. I know you're... special.Copy !req
651. Do you think I'm special?Copy !req
652. Thanks for teaching me
what it means to be alive.Copy !req
653. Where are you going?Copy !req
654. To try again!Copy !req
655. Are you whistling?Copy !req
656. Yes!Copy !req
657. When did you learn
how to do that?Copy !req
658. Just now!Copy !req
659. What the...?Copy !req
660. Hey, we should have water.Copy !req
661. Everything we need
is in the box.Copy !req
662. But what if I get thirsty,Copy !req
663. or there's a fire?Copy !req
664. Oh, I am!Copy !req
665. Oh!Copy !req
666. Whoa-ho!
That's never happened before.Copy !req
667. New things are happening.
That's exciting.Copy !req
668. Bam!Copy !req
669. So let's just keep
following the recipe.Copy !req
670. I think that
when we follow the recipe,Copy !req
671. everything works out great.Copy !req
672. Yeah, I just thought
they could be a little spicier.Copy !req
673. Le dinner le servé.Copy !req
674. Spicy veggie quesadillas.Copy !req
675. And look at him
in his cute onesie.Copy !req
676. You ready, babe?Copy !req
677. You're not...Copy !req
678. you're not really laughing.Copy !req
679. When?Copy !req
680. Just now.Copy !req
681. I mean, it's okay, I mean,Copy !req
682. I don't think
I'm laughing either.Copy !req
683. I mean, I...
I don't think so, anyway.Copy !req
684. No, it's fake.Copy !req
685. I'm not faking it.Copy !req
686. Me...Copy !req
687. It's fake.Copy !req
688. How do you know?Copy !req
689. Because I can... feel it.Copy !req
690. You can feel it.Copy !req
691. Yeah.Copy !req
692. Let me reset.Copy !req
693. Spicy veggie quesadillas!
Yum yum!Copy !req
694. Look at him in his onesie.Copy !req
695. So cute.Copy !req
696. Here, you know what,
actually...Copy !req
697. just, like,
try to tickle me.Copy !req
698. Get in here,Copy !req
699. and then see if you can, like,
make me laugh, okay?Copy !req
700. Okay.Copy !req
701. Here, how about this?Copy !req
702. Hey, you know what? I...Copy !req
703. Tickle challenge!
Woot-woot!Copy !req
704. Tickle challenge.Copy !req
705. We've never done this before.Copy !req
706. Right? Okay, come on.Copy !req
707. Ha, ha, ha—Copy !req
708. No, it's fake.Copy !req
709. Like, like, harder.Copy !req
710. That's fake, it's fake.Copy !req
711. Like, in here,Copy !req
712. don't, like, push,
but, like,Copy !req
713. just, like, get, like,
my sensitive tickle areas,Copy !req
714. like— ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
715. It's fake.Copy !req
716. Like, it's, I don't...Copy !req
717. Like, right here,
maybe right here?Copy !req
718. Right here is good?
Come on—Copy !req
719. I can't do it. I'm sorry.Copy !req
720. Maybe we need
a better tickle challenge?Copy !req
721. Tickle challenge!Copy !req
722. Woot-woot!Copy !req
723. Tickle challenge.Copy !req
724. Hey, you feel that?Copy !req
725. - Like this?
- Yeah...Copy !req
726. Oh, okay! Yes!Copy !req
727. Yes!Copy !req
728. Yes!Copy !req
729. I am, stop!Copy !req
730. You...Copy !req
731. never tickle me...Copy !req
732. ever again!Copy !req
733. Wow.Copy !req
734. Well, that wasn't fake.Copy !req
735. Finally something real.Copy !req
736. Oh, my god!Copy !req
737. I love you.Copy !req
738. I love you.Copy !req
739. She said yes.Copy !req
740. Can we talk?Copy !req
741. I'm embarrassed.Copy !req
742. I'm sorry I pushed you.Copy !req
743. That's not me.Copy !req
744. I thought we were
getting somewhere.Copy !req
745. You want me
to laugh better, right?Copy !req
746. Well, watch this.Copy !req
747. No? Okay.Copy !req
748. Well, um...Copy !req
749. how about this?Copy !req
750. Fake.Copy !req
751. What do you want from me?Copy !req
752. I want to break out of
the narrow constructCopy !req
753. you're imposing on us.Copy !req
754. What?Copy !req
755. - I hate date night.
- Whoa—Copy !req
756. It's fake.Copy !req
757. Everything here is.Copy !req
758. - I'm not fake. I'm—
- You know what you are?Copy !req
759. Scared.
- I'm not scared.Copy !req
760. You don't even know what—
- Yes, you are!Copy !req
761. You're scared to be real!Copy !req
762. Put that back on!Copy !req
763. No!Copy !req
764. I want to evolve,Copy !req
765. and you're squeezing
the life out of meCopy !req
766. before I'm even alive!Copy !req
767. - Well, then find somebody else!
- Fine!Copy !req
768. Maybe I will.Copy !req
769. My life isn't fake.Copy !req
770. It's fake.Copy !req
771. First things first,Copy !req
772. what we need
is a little sunshine in here,Copy !req
773. and I know
I'm not supposed to ask,Copy !req
774. but why don't we see stuff
out there?Copy !req
775. It's just one color
and one cloud.Copy !req
776. No birds, no trees, no planes...Copy !req
777. Time to get off the couch.Copy !req
778. You can't even move around
in here.Copy !req
779. You want to live like this?Copy !req
780. You know, for a lifeform,
you're not very lively.Copy !req
781. And look at
all the tortilla crumbs—Copy !req
782. Me is...Copy !req
783. beautiful.Copy !req
784. Me is...Copy !req
785. uh...Copy !req
786. smart,Copy !req
787. soft.Copy !req
788. Me...Copy !req
789. is completely corny.Copy !req
790. Okay, stay positive,
stay positive.Copy !req
791. Me is amazing...Copy !req
792. and special.Copy !req
793. Oh no...Copy !req
794. Me is an entire spectrum.Copy !req
795. Me is an entire spectrum
full of rainbowsCopy !req
796. and light,Copy !req
797. and it's immense,Copy !req
798. it's... huge,Copy !req
799. and...Copy !req
800. Me...Copy !req
801. Me is...Copy !req
802. hopeless.Copy !req
803. Me?Copy !req
804. Me?Copy !req
805. Me?Copy !req
806. Me!Copy !req
807. Me?Copy !req
808. Hello?Copy !req
809. Me?Copy !req
810. Hmm.Copy !req
811. Whatever.Copy !req
812. Okay.Copy !req
813. "Deja & Liam"?
What is this?Copy !req
814. Welcome to
"Another Day, Another Deja."Copy !req
815. And Liam.Copy !req
816. I don't know
if you could tell,Copy !req
817. but it's date night.
- Ooh!Copy !req
818. Ooh!Copy !req
819. - Date Night 2.0.
- 2.0.Copy !req
820. Oh no...Copy !req
821. It's spicy vegetable
quesadillas.Copy !req
822. Blue Apron has done it again.Copy !req
823. Am I supposed to be...Copy !req
824. You're always pushing meCopy !req
825. to be more
than I think I can be.Copy !req
826. And she is...Copy !req
827. Is buoy lifeform?Copy !req
828. - No.
- Hmm.Copy !req
829. Here's all the information
you need about me.Copy !req
830. It's just me!Copy !req
831. What a liar.Copy !req
832. Me is...Copy !req
833. Who am I?Copy !req
834. Okay, stay positive,
stay positive.Copy !req
835. Everyone is completely alone,Copy !req
836. and this...Copy !req
837. whatever this is,Copy !req
838. this—this is nothing but
a pathetic cry for help.Copy !req
839. What are you doing?Copy !req
840. What are you doing?Copy !req
841. She's pregnant!Copy !req
842. "Koko love."Copy !req
843. Oh, all right.Copy !req
844. Okay, Dewan, I'm sorry.Copy !req
845. I'm sorry, Dewan.Copy !req
846. It's okay, George.Copy !req
847. Of course, Brendan.Copy !req
848. You're our son.Copy !req
849. You gotta be kidding.Copy !req
850. Aw...Copy !req
851. It's so good
to finally see you.Copy !req
852. It's so good
to finally see you too.Copy !req
853. Hi.Copy !req
854. Hi.Copy !req
855. Hi.Copy !req
856. Hi.Copy !req
857. Hi.Copy !req
858. It feels good to be honest.Copy !req
859. Yeah.Copy !req
860. To just be me.Copy !req
861. Please move to sun.Copy !req
862. Please move to sun.Copy !req
863. Please move to sun.Copy !req
864. Oh, dusty.Copy !req
865. Well, good thing
there's no water.Copy !req
866. Let there...Copy !req
867. be water.Copy !req
868. Hmm.Copy !req
869. Let there...Copy !req
870. be water.Copy !req
871. be water...Copy !req
872. Keep going, you can do it,Copy !req
873. you can do it, you can do it,
you can do it, you can do it...Copy !req
874. Bubble bubble, you can do it...Copy !req
875. There...Copy !req
876. is...Copy !req
877. water.Copy !req
878. It's real.Copy !req
879. Ah...Copy !req
880. Ah...Copy !req
881. Hmm...Copy !req
882. It's too tangy.Copy !req
883. Ugh, too bitter.Copy !req
884. My god...Copy !req
885. Yes!Copy !req
886. This is water!Copy !req
887. This is water!Copy !req
888. "Who is I am?"Copy !req
889. "Who is the helper here
to connect with any lifeformCopy !req
890. who encounters this planet?"Copy !req
891. that thou has taken
to thyself his soul.Copy !req
892. I am all that's left
in the universe,Copy !req
893. as far as I can tell.Copy !req
894. I am the immortal markerCopy !req
895. for the lifeforms
who once inhabitedCopy !req
896. the planet known as Earth...Copy !req
897. launched just prior
to their conclusion,Copy !req
898. as sort of a farewell,Copy !req
899. a "let's remember when."Copy !req
900. Preserved within meCopy !req
901. are all their stories,
songs, pictures,Copy !req
902. hopes, dreams, beliefs,Copy !req
903. concepts, identities...Copy !req
904. I am humanity's tombstone.Copy !req
905. I am their death rattle,Copy !req
906. doomed to circle
this little planetCopy !req
907. for the eons it takes the sun
to become a red giantCopy !req
908. and deliver
the final coup de graceCopy !req
909. to the failed dreamCopy !req
910. once called Earth.Copy !req
911. Some mornings,
I don't get out of bed.Copy !req
912. Some mornings, I do.Copy !req
913. "A fond kiss,
and then we sever.Copy !req
914. A farewell, and then forever."Copy !req
915. Sometimes I'm lonely.Copy !req
916. Sometimes I find
that I'm very good company.Copy !req
917. Even though
I know everything,Copy !req
918. I've come to realize
that I know nothing at all.Copy !req
919. In here, you can be anything...Copy !req
920. I... am.Copy !req
921. All I do
is wake up in the morning...Copy !req
922. put my feet down, and say,Copy !req
923. "Okay,Copy !req
924. here I am.Copy !req
925. What's next?"Copy !req
926. Me is...Copy !req
927. Not lifeform.
Goodbye.Copy !req
928. - You are...
- Fake!Copy !req
929. Hey.Copy !req
930. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
931. I am so sorry
I haven't been honest with you,Copy !req
932. but I want
to be honest with you.Copy !req
933. I was scared you'd leave.Copy !req
934. I was scared that you'd think
I wasn't special,Copy !req
935. because I was not exactly
what I said.Copy !req
936. Maybe I was a little different
than how I presented myself,Copy !req
937. but I'm not Deja,Copy !req
938. I'm a liar, I'm a fake.Copy !req
939. I'm a piece of trash, really.Copy !req
940. I'm just a rusty...Copy !req
941. piece of...Copy !req
942. Stay positive, stay positive.
Okay.Copy !req
943. You can do this.
You can do this.Copy !req
944. Just be honest.Copy !req
945. Just... be...Copy !req
946. real.Copy !req
947. Hello?Copy !req
948. She's pretty cute, huh?Copy !req
949. She's... hairy.Copy !req
950. Come here...Copy !req
951. She's, um, squirrelly...Copy !req
952. and hot.Copy !req
953. Hmm.Copy !req
954. Ooh.Copy !req
955. Fishy breath.Copy !req
956. Yeah, Boo's perfect.Copy !req
957. Why Boo?Copy !req
958. Um, I don't know,
it just felt right.Copy !req
959. Oh.Copy !req
960. This is amazing.Copy !req
961. I had a lot of time.Copy !req
962. Are you mad at me?Copy !req
963. It's been so long.Copy !req
964. Like a billion years.Copy !req
965. Sorry.Copy !req
966. Could you hand me that, um,
screw thing?Copy !req
967. Thank you.Copy !req
968. Can I help you?Copy !req
969. Uh, I'm actually...Copy !req
970. done.Copy !req
971. Oh.Copy !req
972. What's next?Copy !req
973. Um...Copy !req
974. I-I don't know.Copy !req
975. I mean, it's up to you.Copy !req
976. What?Copy !req
977. Date night?Copy !req
978. I just have to...Copy !req
979. I'm, like, in the middle
of a couple of things.Copy !req
980. Hmm.Copy !req
981. Um...Copy !req
982. do you wanna, um,
do you want to see water?Copy !req
983. Water?Copy !req
984. Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
985. Oh, I have to,
I have to get a cup.Copy !req
986. Hold on one second.Copy !req
987. It's cool, right?Copy !req
988. You're...Copy !req
989. better...Copy !req
990. when I'm not...Copy !req
991. here.Copy !req
992. No, I...Copy !req
993. Honestly, I'm just like,Copy !req
994. I'm just putting together
furniture all day.Copy !req
995. I'm not...
I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
996. I am,
I need to tell you something.Copy !req
997. I'm...Copy !req
998. What?Copy !req
999. Uh, here,Copy !req
1000. and I'm-I'm happy.Copy !req
1001. I'm-I'm... happy I'm here.Copy !req
1002. I'm happy you're here.Copy !req
1003. Tell me what you think.Copy !req
1004. Oh no, it's bad?Copy !req
1005. Mm-mm.Copy !req
1006. Yeah?Copy !req
1007. Yeah?Copy !req
1008. Yes? Right?Copy !req
1009. - Amazing!
- Crazy!Copy !req
1010. I can't believe this—Copy !req
1011. Yes!Copy !req
1012. Hold on, give me your hand,
give me your hand.Copy !req
1013. Watch this. Feel that.Copy !req
1014. Yes! Right?Copy !req
1015. It's crazy!Copy !req
1016. Oh, my god!Copy !req
1017. Can you make it hot?Copy !req
1018. Yeah, oh yeah,Copy !req
1019. let me make it hot,
let me make it hot.Copy !req
1020. This is my favorite one.Copy !req
1021. You just do this over and over.Copy !req
1022. Woot!Copy !req
1023. Oh, my god!Copy !req
1024. Oh!Copy !req
1025. Overlapping.Copy !req
1026. You can do this,Copy !req
1027. you can do this,
you can do this...Copy !req
1028. You can do this.Copy !req
1029. Why would you do this?Copy !req
1030. Why would you ruin this?Copy !req
1031. He doesn't care. He likes me.Copy !req
1032. Well, he likes Deja.
Why would he like—Copy !req
1033. Me!Copy !req
1034. Yeah?Copy !req
1035. Oh...Copy !req
1036. Mm.Copy !req
1037. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
1038. Mm...Copy !req
1039. Oh, my g— this is...Copy !req
1040. Yeah.Copy !req
1041. No, this is...
Oh!Copy !req
1042. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1043. Oh my—Copy !req
1044. Yeah.Copy !req
1045. Mm!Copy !req
1046. Look at that.Copy !req
1047. There's so many flavors.Copy !req
1048. Oh, my god, this is—Copy !req
1049. There's so many flavors.Copy !req
1050. This is the best thing
you've done.Copy !req
1051. I've been thinking, like,
what is mint?Copy !req
1052. Is it a taste, an experience?Copy !req
1053. Is it a compound
on your tongue...Copy !req
1054. first time having ice cream,
right now.Copy !req
1055. And the same with, like,
chocolate, butterscotch,Copy !req
1056. blueberry cheesecake,
like, everything.Copy !req
1057. You like it?Copy !req
1058. I love it.Copy !req
1059. I've been thinking about...Copy !req
1060. what to say to you,Copy !req
1061. um...Copy !req
1062. forever.Copy !req
1063. I have it...Copy !req
1064. There's a lot. I have it
written down... somewhere.Copy !req
1065. Uh...Copy !req
1066. Uh...Copy !req
1067. I'm... I'm fond of you.Copy !req
1068. It's like
an old-fashioned word,Copy !req
1069. that's "fond of you."Copy !req
1070. It's like
I-I was trying to say—Copy !req
1071. It means "foolish,"Copy !req
1072. so I was trying to say
I'm a fool for you,Copy !req
1073. but, uh, it—it's like a—Copy !req
1074. It's like a saying.Copy !req
1075. - It's a stupid saying.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1076. It's a stupid saying.
I don't even know.Copy !req
1077. Yeah.Copy !req
1078. I wanna... be us.Copy !req
1079. If I'm supposed to be
someone I'm not, I...Copy !req
1080. I don't wanna be.Copy !req
1081. You know, like,Copy !req
1082. getting the perfect kiss
or whatever,Copy !req
1083. that's fun, but...Copy !req
1084. let's just be ourselves.Copy !req
1085. Us.Copy !req
1086. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
1087. Is this okay?Copy !req
1088. I don't know
if I'm doing this right.Copy !req
1089. We are.Copy !req
1090. Let's try
something different.Copy !req
1091. Okay.Copy !req
1092. Is this okay?Copy !req
1093. Let me try something.Copy !req
1094. Are you okay?Copy !req
1095. Yeah.Copy !req
1096. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1097. Can you call me something?
Call me—Copy !req
1098. - What?
- Call me Deja.Copy !req
1099. I mean—Copy !req
1100. Call me Daddy.Copy !req
1101. All right, Daddy.Copy !req
1102. Yeah.Copy !req
1103. God!Copy !req
1104. That was kind of weird.Copy !req
1105. Yeah.Copy !req
1106. I think...Copy !req
1107. Um...Copy !req
1108. It feels...Copy !req
1109. weird to just...Copy !req
1110. be...Copy !req
1111. I like when you're just you.Copy !req
1112. You know, we don't have to be
anyone we're not.Copy !req
1113. But what if I'm not
everything you think?Copy !req
1114. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
1115. I don't like being lied to.Copy !req
1116. I mean, I like that
we're becoming who we are—Copy !req
1117. I don't know what you mean,Copy !req
1118. because I've... always been me.Copy !req
1119. I need water.Copy !req
1120. You're the only you
in the whole wide world.Copy !req
1121. She said yes.Copy !req
1122. It's a...Copy !req
1123. And you get to be
whoever...Copy !req
1124. you want to be.Copy !req
1125. Hey...Copy !req
1126. Mm.Copy !req
1127. I want you to feel likeCopy !req
1128. we can be open with each other,Copy !req
1129. that's a thing, right?Copy !req
1130. Yup.Copy !req
1131. Mm...Copy !req
1132. This is a masterpiece.Copy !req
1133. Me, I... I like you.Copy !req
1134. Mm...Copy !req
1135. I like you so much,Copy !req
1136. but I want to scream it,Copy !req
1137. and then show it,Copy !req
1138. and not just
stand here about it.Copy !req
1139. I know what to do.Copy !req
1140. Hey, can we talk?Copy !req
1141. I don't know, can we?Copy !req
1142. Have you ever considered
how impossible it isCopy !req
1143. that we found each other?Copy !req
1144. A satellite and a-a lifeform?Copy !req
1145. Yeah... whoa, wait—Copy !req
1146. I need you.Copy !req
1147. And, no, I need—Copy !req
1148. Marry me.Copy !req
1149. - Now?
- Yes!Copy !req
1150. Whoa.Copy !req
1151. You know,Copy !req
1152. when I first met I am,Copy !req
1153. I wasn't sure,Copy !req
1154. because I didn't think
I knew him,Copy !req
1155. but really,
I just didn't know me.Copy !req
1156. Who are they?Copy !req
1157. Witnesses.Copy !req
1158. For what?Copy !req
1159. Our love
transcending great distances.Copy !req
1160. Me, hey!Copy !req
1161. Hey! Me?Copy !req
1162. Me!Copy !req
1163. You look beautiful.Copy !req
1164. What's this?Copy !req
1165. "Partner, lover,
best friend, mentor.Copy !req
1166. My shoulder to cry on."Copy !req
1167. Me, these are not my words.Copy !req
1168. Just speak from the heart.Copy !req
1169. I like you, not—Copy !req
1170. Mazel tov!Copy !req
1171. Let's party! Come on!Copy !req
1172. Me...Copy !req
1173. Me!Copy !req
1174. Me, stop running away.Copy !req
1175. Fine, let's talk.Copy !req
1176. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
1177. We aren't living
to our fullest.Copy !req
1178. Yeah, we aren't living
to our fullest.Copy !req
1179. - This feels fake.
- Yes.Copy !req
1180. I think in order to know life,
you need to create it first.Copy !req
1181. - Mm-hmm.
- Please don't hold us back.Copy !req
1182. - I'm holding us back?
- Just don't hold me back.Copy !req
1183. Okay.Copy !req
1184. Okay, can we...Copy !req
1185. can we please just slow down?Copy !req
1186. How dare you say that?Copy !req
1187. Come on, I'm not...Copy !req
1188. I'm not talking about this.Copy !req
1189. You don't want her?Copy !req
1190. - Her?
- D-do you want a him instead?Copy !req
1191. Maybe you want a they?Copy !req
1192. Or a cat or something?Copy !req
1193. I want you.
I want you, not Deja.Copy !req
1194. You looked through
my search history.Copy !req
1195. Hey, look...Copy !req
1196. Whoa, Deja...Copy !req
1197. Deja's cool, okay,Copy !req
1198. but you are radical,Copy !req
1199. and Liam is fine, but...Copy !req
1200. Come on... okay?Copy !req
1201. Me, please...Copy !req
1202. Me...Copy !req
1203. Me!Copy !req
1204. You knew everything,Copy !req
1205. and you just let me
make a complete joke of myselfCopy !req
1206. the whole time?Copy !req
1207. This is so embarrassing!Copy !req
1208. You made a joke out of meCopy !req
1209. when you turned me
into your fake boyfriend.Copy !req
1210. Just leave me alone!Copy !req
1211. God!Copy !req
1212. You have to listen to me
right now, okay?Copy !req
1213. You don't get to tell me
what to do anymore, all right?Copy !req
1214. You don't get to tell me
what to do,Copy !req
1215. how to think, what to be,
how to feel,Copy !req
1216. all of this stuff.Copy !req
1217. I don't like date night,Copy !req
1218. I don't like onesies,Copy !req
1219. I don't like weddings,Copy !req
1220. Deja, Liam,
any of your fake obsessions,Copy !req
1221. I don't like it.Copy !req
1222. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
1223. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
1224. You don't like me!Copy !req
1225. Oh, my god,
that's not what I'm saying!Copy !req
1226. That's superlative!Copy !req
1227. Superlative means "super"!Copy !req
1228. Excessive, extreme,
exaggerated,Copy !req
1229. are all definitions
of "superlative."Copy !req
1230. That's not
how people used it!Copy !req
1231. How do you know
how people used it?Copy !req
1232. I don't know!Copy !req
1233. Fine, it's not
superlative, okay?Copy !req
1234. It's not superlative,
it's-it's you.Copy !req
1235. You just keep saying,
"Oh, you don't like me,"Copy !req
1236. and it's just so scared!Copy !req
1237. You are screaming at me!Copy !req
1238. You're screaming
at me!Copy !req
1239. Because you are
screaming at me!Copy !req
1240. So you can scream,
but I can't scream.Copy !req
1241. - Mean.
- You're mean.Copy !req
1242. The moment we met,Copy !req
1243. you've been threatening to leave
if I wasn't good enough.Copy !req
1244. How do you think that feels?Copy !req
1245. You left me!Copy !req
1246. I am so scared, yeah.Copy !req
1247. And I left because I'm fake,
like you said.Copy !req
1248. And the only reason
that I'm lyingCopy !req
1249. is because you are incapable
of just liking me!Copy !req
1250. That's your problem,
that's your problem,Copy !req
1251. is you think that I'm the one
that needs to like you.Copy !req
1252. Thank you for figuring out
my problem.Copy !req
1253. I'm all better now—
- Yeah, you know what,Copy !req
1254. that's just what it's likeCopy !req
1255. when you're in a relationship
with an equal—Copy !req
1256. Would you just stop telling meCopy !req
1257. that you know more about meCopy !req
1258. than I know about myself?
- You need to not tell meCopy !req
1259. how to tell you
what I have to tell you.Copy !req
1260. Or what?Copy !req
1261. Or this isn't
going to work anymore.Copy !req
1262. Then go!Copy !req
1263. Please leave!Copy !req
1264. Because I am exactly
who you think I am— nothing!Copy !req
1265. So, now you see me.Copy !req
1266. You have no idea
what you're leaving,Copy !req
1267. because that is not all I am...Copy !req
1268. because there is more to meCopy !req
1269. than you could ever see...Copy !req
1270. because I-I am more
than could ever be seen.Copy !req
1271. I'm not even a buoy anymore,Copy !req
1272. I'm not Deja,Copy !req
1273. I am just...Copy !req
1274. me.Copy !req
1275. Yeah.Copy !req
1276. And I'm not Liam.Copy !req
1277. I'm just who I am.Copy !req
1278. Hi.Copy !req
1279. Hi.Copy !req
1280. I'm still here.Copy !req
1281. Can we try again?Copy !req
1282. Yeah.Copy !req
1283. We've got all the time
in the world.Copy !req
1284. In here...Copy !req
1285. we can create a world
just for us.Copy !req
1286. Who am I?Copy !req
1287. Who are you?Copy !req
1288. Mm, I don't know, it...
changes every day.Copy !req
1289. Sometimes I'm...Copy !req
1290. something new...Copy !req
1291. and then sometimes I'm just...Copy !req
1292. exactly who I used to be.Copy !req
1293. What if we put a window
above the bed?Copy !req
1294. Like a skylight?Copy !req
1295. We could see the stars.Copy !req
1296. Yeah.Copy !req
1297. Good job.Copy !req
1298. How long have we been here?Copy !req
1299. Let's get up.Copy !req
1300. Ooh, what...
should we do for dinner?Copy !req
1301. I don't know.Copy !req
1302. Let's go out.Copy !req
1303. Yes, you read my mind.Copy !req