1. I'm gonna help you.Copy !req
2. A monster gonna eat you, Dada.Copy !req
3. The monster gonna eat me, Father.Copy !req
4. Wanna come keep me company?Copy !req
5. Ha, ha. I'm watching you.Copy !req
6. Three, two, one.Copy !req
7. I'm coming to find you.Copy !req
8. He's saying he's gonna get one, two, three.Copy !req
9. Come on. Go fast.Copy !req
10. All right.Copy !req
11. It's okay.Copy !req
12. It's okay. Come on.Copy !req
13. I'm gonna get the monster. I promise.Copy !req
14. There we go. Hey.Copy !req
15. - Got it. Yup.
You got it?Copy !req
16. - Think you'll ever come back?
- No, nobody's coming back.Copy !req
17. It's over with. Gotta get out of here.
You need to get out of here too.Copy !req
18. Yeah, well, soon as I get my car fixed,
I'm out of here.Copy !req
19. I don't wanna leave, but I wanna live.Copy !req
20. Look at this.Copy !req
21. It's—Copy !req
22. Had a wonderful childhood.Copy !req
23. I had a wonderful life.Copy !req
24. Just say it would happen.Copy !req
25. Just say it would happen.Copy !req
26. See, I used to always sing
"Didn't I Blow Your Mind This Time."Copy !req
27. How's that go like?Copy !req
28. Didn't I blow your mind this time?
Didn't I?Copy !req
29. Came out in '69.Copy !req
30. And "Betcha By Golly, Wow."Copy !req
31. Wow.Copy !req
32. I love you and I'll never forget you.Copy !req
33. Be careful. Get out of here while you can.Copy !req
34. Where's Larry?
- Down the yard.Copy !req
35. That's number one. Look at it.Copy !req
36. That's number two.
That's number one.Copy !req
37. Yeah, but it's mixed, so it's number two.Copy !req
38. - Separate it.
We'll give you a good price.Copy !req
39. Well, that's number one copper,
so I better get a good price.Copy !req
40. I put a sign up here
that says "Don't let me see your fucking face...Copy !req
41. near my motherfucking copper."Copy !req
42. This is my fucking copper.Copy !req
43. I own this fucking copper.Copy !req
44. I own this city.Copy !req
45. I own this copper.
This is my fucking copper.Copy !req
46. I put a sign up here that says
"Don't let me see your motherfucking face...Copy !req
47. around here again."Copy !req
48. This is my country. This is my city.
I own this fucking city.Copy !req
49. I put a sign up here that says
"Don't let me see your motherfucking face...Copy !req
50. around here again."Copy !req
51. Welcome to Bully Town.Copy !req
52. Hey-Copy !req
53. I'm Dave.Copy !req
54. Where's Carl?Copy !req
55. Carl? He's moved on.Copy !req
56. I've been brought in to, uh,
consolidate some of these branches.Copy !req
57. So...Copy !req
58. how can I help?Copy !req
59. Carl talked me into this loan.Copy !req
60. He told me that, urn, he could get me
my grandmother's house for nothing...Copy !req
61. and that I shouldn't be paying
someone else's mortgage.Copy !req
62. And he didn't explain it to me, and I—Copy !req
63. I never understood it. And then years later,
the rates changed entirely, and—Copy !req
64. - He didn't explain—
- Can I out across you for a moment?Copy !req
65. Listen, I am all ears, but you're gonna have
to talk up a little bit because I'm very deaf.Copy !req
66. This happens to be my good ear,
but all I heard there was:Copy !req
67. So just whatever it was you just said,
please, just a little louder.Copy !req
68. I can't quite hear it.Copy !req
69. I don't think I ever should've qualified
for that loan.Copy !req
70. And Carl talked me into that loan.Copy !req
71. Can I ask your name?Copy !req
72. Billy.Copy !req
73. Okay, Billy.Copy !req
74. We are in the middle
of a very tight fiscal knot.Copy !req
75. And it's squeezing,
and you are right in the middle of it.Copy !req
76. You could pay your three months.
You can walk away with some money.Copy !req
77. You could pay your three months,
then pay more and more.Copy !req
78. And yeah, you could keep the house.Copy !req
79. - So I can?
- If that's what you wanna do.Copy !req
80. Yeah, but what can you do?
What sort of work do you do?Copy !req
81. Well, that doesn't sound promising.Copy !req
82. I mean, how do you plan to—?
Do you have a plan?Copy !req
83. See...Copy !req
84. I have been to six Lost Rivers
in the last few years...Copy !req
85. and I hear the same story
from folks like you.Copy !req
86. Now, I don't know Carl very well.Copy !req
87. I only met him for a moment,
and then I fired him.Copy !req
88. But in those precious few moments,
he didn't strike me as an evil financial genius...Copy !req
89. bent on destroying the American dream
one single mom at a time.Copy !req
90. - Okay?
- Okay, but I'm not interested in the buyout.Copy !req
91. I'd like to just pay the three months
and keep the house and stay in the house.Copy !req
92. Do you mind if I ask why?Copy !req
93. Because I have two boys,
and that is our home.Copy !req
94. And I grew up in that home,
and that is our home.Copy !req
95. Look, I can make a note for you, right?Copy !req
96. I could write a fucking novel.Copy !req
97. But at the end of the day, you're gonna have
to come up with some of this.Copy !req
98. - Okay.
- Now, I don't know what you can do.Copy !req
99. But you wanna have a think about that
very seriously.Copy !req
100. What you can do, what you're willing to do.Copy !req
101. And you're a very beautiful lady.Copy !req
102. And I don't care what you do.Copy !req
103. I'm not what I do.Copy !req
104. It's not who I am.Copy !req
105. Everyone's gotta do the shimmy shimmy ya.Copy !req
106. You know, I got my little hustle.
It's not who I fucking am.Copy !req
107. Believe me, but if I were you...Copy !req
108. I'd make the payments,
walk away with the money.Copy !req
109. Because I'm telling you, the wolves,
if they're not already at your door...Copy !req
110. they're gonna be there very fucking soon.Copy !req
111. Pardon my French.Copy !req
112. What's this?Copy !req
113. It's a job.Copy !req
114. And where is that?Copy !req
115. Well, it's...Copy !req
116. closer than somewhere over the rainbow.Copy !req
117. Let's put it that way. I think you'll like it.Copy !req
118. Where were you today?Copy !req
119. I called you so many times.Copy !req
120. Here.Copy !req
121. Were you out stripping houses?Copy !req
122. No.Copy !req
123. Where were you?Copy !req
124. I was at the bank.Copy !req
125. Why'd you have to go to the bank?
Are we behind?Copy !req
126. No, Bones, we're fine.Copy !req
127. Please stop worrying about it.Copy !req
128. Love you.Copy !req
129. WhisperCopy !req
130. That you want meCopy !req
131. And I'll love you alwaysCopy !req
132. Truly, you will be mineCopy !req
133. For eternityCopy !req
134. WhisperCopy !req
135. That you love meCopy !req
136. That you'll never leave meCopy !req
137. Be mineCopy !req
138. For alwaysCopy !req
139. I'll be yours foreverCopy !req
140. Truly, you will be mineCopy !req
141. You will be my babyCopy !req
142. OohCopy !req
143. OohCopy !req
144. Ooh-ooh-oohCopy !req
145. OohCopy !req
146. This is going to happen.
- I was not notified.Copy !req
147. Do you think I look notified?Copy !req
148. You can't just come in here
and start knocking down houses.Copy !req
149. - But this neighborhood—
- I live there. I have kids.Copy !req
150. Mommy. Mommy, mommy, mommy.Copy !req
151. Mommy.Copy !req
152. Go inside, Franky, okay?Copy !req
153. We're not all paid up, are we?Copy !req
154. No.Copy !req
155. How much?Copy !req
156. Three months.Copy !req
157. So, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
158. I've got it figured out.Copy !req
159. I got offered a job.Copy !req
160. What kind of job?Copy !req
161. I don't know. Dave told me about it.Copy !req
162. Who the fuck is Dave?Copy !req
163. Dave's the bank manager. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
164. I can't fucking do anything right.Copy !req
165. Hey, Bones!Copy !req
166. Hey!Copy !req
167. You better run your fucking ass!Copy !req
168. Dave?Copy !req
169. I'm calling about that job.Copy !req
170. Larry, can you weigh my bag?Copy !req
171. You can't come in here anymore.Copy !req
172. Look at this. It's number one.
That's 100 dollars if you open the bag.Copy !req
173. I don't care!Copy !req
174. I ain't saying like it used to be, man.Copy !req
175. Bully running everything now.Copy !req
176. You a dead motherfucker.Copy !req
177. You know, he caught that boy up there
on St. Mary's, that little Chinese boy.Copy !req
178. Cut his goddamn lips off
with a pair of scissors.Copy !req
179. You think that motherfucker looked funny?Copy !req
180. You ought to see him now, Bones.
No more copper.Copy !req
181. No more you, Bones.Copy !req
182. I don't wanna sell all this shit
for some goddamn car parts.Copy !req
183. It's not about the car parts. I need the money.
They're gonna take the house.Copy !req
184. It's the last time, I promise you.
I'll never come back.Copy !req
185. I don't wanna say this to you,
but that might be a blessing in disguise.Copy !req
186. Maybe you ought to take that blessing...Copy !req
187. head south,
don't stop until you see palm trees.Copy !req
188. The Bully ain't no forgiving person, man.Copy !req
189. Head south, man.Copy !req
190. BULLY". You can't even see the woods
from the trees, motherfucker.Copy !req
191. The only way to live
is like a bull to the wind, you know.Copy !req
192. You put a bull to the wind, you know...Copy !req
193. there's something that happens
with his eyes and his horns...Copy !req
194. and it's like Bully Town.Copy !req
195. You gotta remember, man,
blood is important to all of us, you know.Copy !req
196. You can't cheat death, you can't cheat life.Copy !req
197. You can't cheat anything, really.Copy !req
198. You never wanna let people down.Copy !req
199. You let him go?Copy !req
200. Can I watch your TV?Copy !req
201. - Yeah.
- Okay, thanks.Copy !req
202. I dreamed I was a knight.Copy !req
203. With my armor and my horse,
I went out to fight a dragon.Copy !req
204. Try to buy some chops
and he could really cook your steak, bud.Copy !req
205. Let me tell you, boy.Copy !req
206. He was a mean dragon
from the very word of go.Copy !req
207. I found a road that goes underwater.Copy !req
208. Where?Copy !req
209. Behind the old zoo.Copy !req
210. Must go down to that town.Copy !req
211. What town'?Copy !req
212. You know,
the town at the bottom of the reservoir.Copy !req
213. - That's crazy. What does that mean?
- It's not really that crazy.Copy !req
214. They flooded a bunch of towns
when they dammed the river.Copy !req
215. That's why they call this Lost River.Copy !req
216. I have a movie about it.Copy !req
217. - Movie?
- Yeah.Copy !req
218. Like an educational film or something.Copy !req
219. You really never heard about it?Copy !req
220. No.Copy !req
221. My grandmother used to live there.Copy !req
222. She hasn't been the same ever since.Copy !req
223. No one has.Copy !req
224. As soon as the last town was drowned...Copy !req
225. an evil spell was cast on Lost River.Copy !req
226. - I think you're making it up.
- I'm not.Copy !req
227. That's why this whole place feels like
it's underwater too.Copy !req
228. It's true.Copy !req
229. It makes sense,
everything that's going on around here.Copy !req
230. It's gotta be for some reason.Copy !req
231. The old way.Copy !req
232. But...Copy !req
233. - Do you want some paper towel?
- Yeah, please.Copy !req
234. - I have it for that very reason.
- It's not a five-star service, but...Copy !req
235. I'm a mother.
I can pull anything out of this bag.Copy !req
236. But I'm not your child.Copy !req
237. You might be very tired,
so you can make yourself comfortable.Copy !req
238. I'll let you to sleep.Copy !req
239. I just wake you up when we arrive.Copy !req
240. Please, feel like home...Copy !req
241. and take this moment of rest.Copy !req
242. We're here.Copy !req
243. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
this is the moment you've all been itching for.Copy !req
244. Coming to our stage is a lady of letters,
a woman not of substance...Copy !req
245. but above-stance.Copy !req
246. The eighth, ninth,
and tenth wonders of the world.Copy !req
247. You may recognize her
from Sadismo, Burn, Baby, Burn...Copy !req
248. The Violent Ones
or her stage production...Copy !req
249. The Beautiful, the Bloody and the Bare.Copy !req
250. Please put your hands together for
the delightful, the delicious, and the de-lovely...Copy !req
251. the pretty Miss Kitty Cat.Copy !req
252. I got some fans tonight.
I got some fans. Okay.Copy !req
253. And pay respects to the Goddess of Gore!Copy !req
254. Baby, baby, yes. Now I feel like a goddess.Copy !req
255. I'm okay with it. Plus, I love my boobs.Copy !req
256. Cat? Cat? Billy's here to see you.Copy !req
257. - Who's Billy?
It's a Dave situation.Copy !req
258. Oh, shit. I knew it.Copy !req
259. - Uh, hi. Have a seat.
- Okay.Copy !req
260. You like that stuff?
Blood, guts, torture? Hmm?Copy !req
261. Is that what you're into?Copy !req
262. - Danny.
Yeah?Copy !req
263. You chipped my tooth.Copy !req
264. You chipped my tooth.Copy !req
265. Oh, sorry, Cat.Copy !req
266. Billy. What's your act?Copy !req
267. - I don't have an act.
You don't have an act?Copy !req
268. - You juggle?
- No.Copy !req
269. Tap dance?Copy !req
270. Ever pull a rabbit out of your hat?Copy !req
271. No.Copy !req
272. Prr. How's your scream?Copy !req
273. - My scream?
- Yeah.Copy !req
274. - Um...
- Like, for bloody murder.Copy !req
275. I mean, a scream, you know? Aah!Copy !req
276. I'm so sorry I'm late, Grandma.Copy !req
277. Grandma?Copy !req
278. Grandma?Copy !req
279. Hey. Hi, Grandma.Copy !req
280. Sorry, Grandma.Copy !req
281. There he is.Copy !req
282. Mm.Copy !req
283. You gotta go to sleep.Copy !req
284. Go to sleep.Copy !req
285. Go to sleep.Copy !req
286. Night.Copy !req
287. Up here.Copy !req
288. Engineers planned this out
to the last detail, and look at it go...Copy !req
289. filling the valley up like a sink
from a faucet.Copy !req
290. Sure, we might be losing
our famous prehistoric theme park...Copy !req
291. but we're gaining a brand-new reservoir.Copy !req
292. A reser-what?Copy !req
293. It's a lake made right where you need it.
Wow!Copy !req
294. So that's how we all work together
to help our town grow.Copy !req
295. And just because you may need
to leave your house...Copy !req
296. and all its old bricks
and boards and nails...Copy !req
297. that's not a bad thing.Copy !req
298. You're in a brand-new home
with your family, because:Copy !req
299. BOY". A family makes a home.
You said it, Bobby.Copy !req
300. A family makes a home.Copy !req
301. That's her.Copy !req
302. That's her in the movie.Copy !req
303. Is that your grandfather?Copy !req
304. Yeah. He died
during the construction of the darn.Copy !req
305. She hasn't spoken ever since.Copy !req
306. Now you believe me about the spell?Copy !req
307. No.Copy !req
308. Well, you know...Copy !req
309. the only way to break it
is to bring a piece to the surface.Copy !req
310. They like burning houses, you know.Copy !req
311. This is like a game.Copy !req
312. You know...Copy !req
313. in my country, in my place...Copy !req
314. when you heard about America,
everybody said...Copy !req
315. there's so much money there...Copy !req
316. and you're gonna have a big car,
a big house and a swimming pool...Copy !req
317. and you're gonna catch the money
on the floor...Copy !req
318. and you just have to take it and pick it up.Copy !req
319. Um, finally, it's different, but...Copy !req
320. you realize when you arrive here,
it's different.Copy !req
321. So everybody's looking
for a better life somewhere.Copy !req
322. It's tied up.Copy !req
323. And maybe we'll find some.Copy !req
324. - One day.
- Yeah.Copy !req
325. Where you're working doesn't seem friendly.Copy !req
326. - Will you be okay?
- I'll be fine.Copy !req
327. How about you?Copy !req
328. I'm fine.Copy !req
329. Tomorrow morning when you wake up
to find blood on your pillow...Copy !req
330. you'll wonder if it was all just a dream.Copy !req
331. But you'll know exactly where you were
when you get your credit-card bill.Copy !req
332. I don't really know what it is, but I like it.Copy !req
333. Well, it's a place for people to get wild
for the night.Copy !req
334. Fuck being polite.Copy !req
335. It's something I do every time
I come to one of these towns.Copy !req
336. I set up one of these clubs,
people come here, they have a good time.Copy !req
337. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Give me a Band-Aid.
I need a Band-Aid to the stage.Copy !req
338. I'm gonna have Cat, uh,
show you around after her act.Copy !req
339. Thank you so much.Copy !req
340. You can make good bread doing the shows...Copy !req
341. but down here, it's where you get butter.Copy !req
342. What are they called?
Shells.Copy !req
343. Just get in there, and then what?Copy !req
344. That's it. All you have to do is be in there.Copy !req
345. They just wanna be able
to let out their frustrations...Copy !req
346. and not worry about hurting anyone.Copy !req
347. Is it dangerous?Copy !req
348. Mm...Copy !req
349. If the door's locked, you're fine.Copy !req
350. Yeah. The door's locked, you're good.Copy !req
351. How much does it pay?Copy !req
352. It pays the rent.Copy !req
353. Do you get a commission?Copy !req
354. Off this? Yeah.Copy !req
355. Does that make you feel uncomfortable?Copy !req
356. Good night.Copy !req
357. Hey.Copy !req
358. Put on something fancy.
We're going out on the town.Copy !req
359. What are you doing?
I'm going out.Copy !req
360. You have to watch Franky.Copy !req
361. Can you watch him?Copy !req
362. I gotta go to work.Copy !req
363. Please?Copy !req
364. Why would you steal something from Bully?Copy !req
365. Why would you do something that stupid?Copy !req
366. Because it was mine.Copy !req
367. You can't steal from a guy like that.
- Fuck, he stole from me.Copy !req
368. Whether you stole from him
or he stole from you...Copy !req
369. he's still gonna cut your head off.Copy !req
370. He's trouble.Copy !req
371. He'll hurt you.Copy !req
372. Why don't you just get out of here?Copy !req
373. What do you mean?
Why don't just get out of this place?Copy !req
374. What's keeping you here?
You got your car...Copy !req
375. I mean, my mom...Copy !req
376. still feels attached to the house, Franky...Copy !req
377. Is that what's keeping you here?Copy !req
378. Your morn and Franky?Copy !req
379. Yeah, what else...?Copy !req
380. What else do I have?Copy !req
381. What about you?Copy !req
382. What about me?Copy !req
383. What if something happened?Copy !req
384. And we had to leave tomorrow?Copy !req
385. Would you come? Would you leave?Copy !req
386. Me and you?Copy !req
387. Yeah, me and you.Copy !req
388. Maybe.Copy !req
389. More blood.Copy !req
390. Big heart.
Big blood heart.Copy !req
391. Hello? Yeah, the kid's here.Copy !req
392. She is.Copy !req
393. 0K8)'-Copy !req
394. Uh, Billy, Dave would like to speak to you
after you're done with your act.Copy !req
395. It's okay. I'll watch him.Copy !req
396. We're having so much fun. Ha, ha.Copy !req
397. - Say— Look, look.
- It's okay.Copy !req
398. So she doesn't worry, say:Copy !req
399. - "Mama."
- Mama.Copy !req
400. - "We're having a bloody good time."
- We're having a bloody good time.Copy !req
401. Yes, we are. Bloody good.Copy !req
402. - Bloody good.
Bloody good.Copy !req
403. That's right.
- That's right.Copy !req
404. Bloody, bloody good.
- Bloody, bloody good.Copy !req
405. Yes, we are.Copy !req
406. Yes, we are.Copy !req
407. - What—?
- Doing like that is better.Copy !req
408. Doing like that.Copy !req
409. You know, you just...Copy !req
410. You just, like...Copy !req
411. Go. Hide.Copy !req
412. - What's your name?
- Marylou.Copy !req
413. - But they call me Mama Aries.
- I said, what's your name?Copy !req
414. Marylou.Copy !req
415. - But they call me Mary Aries.
- I said, what's your name?Copy !req
416. - Or, um...
- Hey, lady, what's your name?Copy !req
417. - I told you.
- And you're not gonna—Copy !req
418. You're just not gonna answer?
What's your name?Copy !req
419. Marylou. Call me Mama Aries.Copy !req
420. Now, what do they call you? Busybody?Copy !req
421. Run home.Copy !req
422. God enlightened.Copy !req
423. Save for tomorrow.Copy !req
424. - General hospital.
- What, you're not gonna say nothing to me?Copy !req
425. Said I love you, baby.Copy !req
426. I asked you to dance,
you're not gonna even ask me—?Copy !req
427. I love you.Copy !req
428. Love to cut your head off.Copy !req
429. Hey, lady, come on. Come on.
Just put it in here.Copy !req
430. That's it?Copy !req
431. Yeah, that's— That's all.Copy !req
432. That'll be 1 dollar, please.Copy !req
433. Don't touch my seat.
- Oh.Copy !req
434. I'm sorry.Copy !req
435. Nobody sits in that seat.
- But who?Copy !req
436. But me.
- Okay.Copy !req
437. Are you with that man over there?Copy !req
438. - No.
No?Copy !req
439. 0K8)'-Copy !req
440. Go hide. Hide.Copy !req
441. Hey.Copy !req
442. What's your name?Copy !req
443. Rat.Copy !req
444. Rat?Copy !req
445. Yeah.Copy !req
446. Why?Copy !req
447. - Why is my name Rat?
- Yeah.Copy !req
448. - Because I've got a pet rat.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
449. What's his name?Copy !req
450. Nick.Copy !req
451. - Nick the rat'?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
452. Hello? Hallelujah.Copy !req
453. Look at me, man.Copy !req
454. You look so ugly, dog.Copy !req
455. God.Copy !req
456. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
457. Are you waiting for somebody?Copy !req
458. I'm alone.Copy !req
459. - Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
460. You want a ride home?Copy !req
461. No, I'm all right.Copy !req
462. I'm pretty close to here, so...Copy !req
463. 0K8)'-Copy !req
464. I gotta take a piss anyway.Copy !req
465. I'm going in.Copy !req
466. Wait.Copy !req
467. Uh, actually, yeah, I'll take that ride.Copy !req
468. - It's dark.
Yeah.Copy !req
469. - You gotta be safe, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
470. This is my friend Face.Copy !req
471. Hi.Copy !req
472. You wanna know why he's called Face?Copy !req
473. You wanna know why?Copy !req
474. Why?Copy !req
475. Face?Copy !req
476. Get in the car, come on.
It's the best seat in the house.Copy !req
477. You can see the world from up here.Copy !req
478. Rat, Face and Bully.Copy !req
479. Can I touch your hair?Copy !req
480. Can I just reach—?
Can I reach out for a second?Copy !req
481. Oh, my God.Copy !req
482. Oh, my God.Copy !req
483. Oh, my God, come to me. Come to me.
Come here.Copy !req
484. Give me that. Oh, come here.Copy !req
485. I wanna smell it.Copy !req
486. Billy, we're never gonna be friends
if you sit so far from me...Copy !req
487. and I can't hear you. One good ear.Copy !req
488. Sorry.Copy !req
489. There it is.Copy !req
490. You put your hand inside your pocket...Copy !req
491. and give lots of money
for that waitress.Copy !req
492. Because she's here just for you, and you...Copy !req
493. You brought your kid.Copy !req
494. Did you bring your kid here?Copy !req
495. I got stuck and I'm sorry.Copy !req
496. It's not very sexy, is it?Copy !req
497. It won't happen again.Copy !req
498. Don't do it again.Copy !req
499. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
500. please put your hands together
for our host this evening.Copy !req
501. Dave. Dave, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
502. Come on, step into the light.
Feel it, Dave. Come to me.Copy !req
503. Don't think, just stand.Copy !req
504. Stand and deliver, Dave. Come.Copy !req
505. - I'm gonna be your ride tonight.
Come now.Copy !req
506. Tonight no man should feel so much pleasure
as this man will right now.Copy !req
507. - You look good.
- All the time.Copy !req
508. I'm gonna sing for you.Copy !req
509. Hello. Hello.Copy !req
510. Hello.Copy !req
511. Ladies and gentlemen,
the Sultan of Surprises, your host tonight:Copy !req
512. the one, the only, Dave.Copy !req
513. Stop it.Copy !req
514. There are some basic human needs.Copy !req
515. We try to cater to some of them.Copy !req
516. We can't get all of them.Copy !req
517. This is about one of them.Copy !req
518. All day I've faced a barren wasteCopy !req
519. Without a taste of waterCopy !req
520. Cool waterCopy !req
521. Old Dan and I with throats burned dryCopy !req
522. And souls that cry for waterCopy !req
523. Cool, clear waterCopy !req
524. Keep on moving, Dan
Don't you listen to him, DanCopy !req
525. He's a devil, not a manCopy !req
526. He spreads the burning sand with waterCopy !req
527. Dan, can you see that big green tree
Where the water's running freeCopy !req
528. And it's waiting there for me and you?Copy !req
529. Cool, clear waterCopy !req
530. Keep on moving, Dan
Don't you listen to him, DanCopy !req
531. He's a devil, not a manCopy !req
532. He spreads the burning sand with waterCopy !req
533. Dan, can you see that big green tree
Where the water's running freeCopy !req
534. And it's waiting there for me and you?Copy !req
535. ClearCopy !req
536. Clear waterCopy !req
537. WaterCopy !req
538. CoolCopy !req
539. Cool waterCopy !req
540. I need a drink after that one.Copy !req
541. By the way, he's also available
for children's parties.Copy !req
542. Thank you.Copy !req
543. I'll walk you to the door.Copy !req
544. Is that your rat?Copy !req
545. I thought I saw it in the car.Copy !req
546. Yeah.Copy !req
547. Can I see it?Copy !req
548. Can I touch it?Copy !req
549. Soft.Copy !req
550. Anybody ever touch your rat?Copy !req
551. No?Copy !req
552. It's the first time?Copy !req
553. Heh.Copy !req
554. No!Copy !req
555. Nick.Copy !req
556. Nick, I'm sorry.Copy !req
557. I love you. I love you.Copy !req
558. Say hi to Bones.Copy !req
559. Hey.Copy !req
560. I'm sorry.Copy !req
561. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
562. So that's it?Copy !req
563. It's what all the fuss is about?Copy !req
564. That's it.Copy !req
565. Well, want me to help with tucking in'?Copy !req
566. No, I'm good.Copy !req
567. He's already halfway there.Copy !req
568. Well?Copy !req
569. Aren't you gonna ask me in?Copy !req
570. Got my boy...Copy !req
571. Listen...Copy !req
572. I really wanna keep my house,
but I don't wanna give you the wrong idea.Copy !req
573. Speaking of which...Copy !req
574. I hate to ask you, but...Copy !req
575. can you tell me when I can expect
my first paycheck?Copy !req
576. You'll get it a week after you started.Copy !req
577. Wanna make real money in the meantime,
go down to the shells.Copy !req
578. You get to keep everything you make
down there.Copy !req
579. You've seen the shells, right?Copy !req
580. Yeah.Copy !req
581. I'm a little bit claustrophobic, though,
so I might have a problem.Copy !req
582. - I'm not sure.
- Yeah, well, I have a problem too, you know?Copy !req
583. I like to fuck. That's my problem.Copy !req
584. And when I meet a bad bitch,
it drives me crazy.Copy !req
585. I really, really...Copy !req
586. think about it.Copy !req
587. That's my other boy.Copy !req
588. I gotta go. Um...Copy !req
589. Um, I'll think about the shells, but...Copy !req
590. Don't you want that kid to have a father?Copy !req
591. Right, you should want that kid
to have a father.Copy !req
592. Right, he need a father, that little kid. Ah.Copy !req
593. A nice father like me.Copy !req
594. You can't beat that.Copy !req
595. He'll grow up and be sharp
and everything.Copy !req
596. And all the young ladies would love
to get to know him.Copy !req
597. Right, if he dressed like me.
I'll have him dressing like me.Copy !req
598. Looking like a million bucks.Copy !req
599. Looking like his picture
should be on the million-dollar bill.Copy !req
600. That's right.Copy !req
601. That's the way I look every day.Copy !req
602. I look like my picture
should be on the million-dollar bill.Copy !req
603. I got on these pretty shoes...Copy !req
604. and you mean to tell me
you ignoring a gentleman like me?Copy !req
605. Boy, what the world's coming to.Copy !req
606. Mm-mm-mm.Copy !req
607. He's funny, huh?Copy !req
608. He's funny.Copy !req
609. This is where you work?Copy !req
610. Yeah, this is where I work.Copy !req
611. Thanks for the lift.Copy !req
612. Hey, are you Bones?Copy !req
613. - Yeah.
- Hi.Copy !req
614. Are you looking for your morn?Copy !req
615. Yeah, she, uh...Copy !req
616. She forgot her purse.Copy !req
617. 0K8)'-Copy !req
618. I can— I can take it up to her.Copy !req
619. She's actually getting ready for a show. 80...Copy !req
620. There's no boys allowed. Sorry.
So I'll get it right to her.Copy !req
621. - I promise I'll take it right up.
- Yeah.Copy !req
622. Sure. Thanks.Copy !req
623. Bye, Bones.Copy !req
624. Danger. Please lock shell.Copy !req
625. Danger. Please lock shell.Copy !req
626. How long is she waiting?Copy !req
627. Would you watch Franky for me?Copy !req
628. Why?Copy !req
629. Because I'm gonna break the spell.Copy !req
630. Go inside, Franky, okay?Copy !req
631. Bye.Copy !req
632. I knew it.Copy !req
633. Ah.Copy !req
634. What does that say?Copy !req
635. One.
One.Copy !req
636. Sure, we might be losing
our famous prehistoric theme park...Copy !req
637. but we're gaining a brand-new reservoir.Copy !req
638. A reser-what?Copy !req
639. It's a lake made right where you need it.
Wow!Copy !req
640. Client is ready.
Please get in shell and lock door.Copy !req
641. Shell locked.Copy !req
642. Please enjoy and play safe.Copy !req
643. I know you want this dick.Copy !req
644. She could have this dick.Copy !req
645. Shell unlocked.Copy !req
646. WOMAN".
Shell locked.Copy !req
647. - Shell unlocked.
- Aa h!Copy !req
648. WOMAN".
Shell locked. Shell unlocked.Copy !req
649. - Shell locked.
- You can have this dick.Copy !req
650. WOMAN".
Danger. Please lock shell.Copy !req
651. Grandma.Copy !req
652. Grandma?Copy !req
653. Grandma?Copy !req
654. Franky, come here.Copy !req
655. Grandma!Copy !req
656. Grandma!Copy !req
657. Grandma.Copy !req
658. Grandma.Copy !req
659. Grandma.Copy !req
660. Grandma.Copy !req
661. Please, stop. Please get up.Copy !req
662. Please, Grandma.Copy !req
663. Grandma, please get up.Copy !req
664. Grandma.Copy !req
665. Franky!Copy !req
666. Rat!Copy !req
667. Did you do it?
Yeah.Copy !req
668. - Are you okay?
Bones.Copy !req
669. - Hey.
Hi, Franky.Copy !req
670. You're so strong.Copy !req
671. I wanna go in front of the cab.
- Okay, come on. Let's go.Copy !req
672. Close the door.
- You wanna close the door?Copy !req
673. Yeah.
This is your cab. Okay?Copy !req
674. - You're going to close it?
Yeah, I close the door.Copy !req
675. Sure, sure.Copy !req